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Or you could just...

On: Scientists Race To Create Synthetic Blood in the Wake of Mass Tragedies (vice.com)

... ban semi/automatic weapons in the first place...

So I can't refill a milk carton anymore either?

On: Why Patent Law Shouldn't Block the Sale of Used Tech Products

Going by their same logic, I can't refill a used milk carton either any more?

Heck just froze over...

On: Microsoft Thanked For Its "Significant Financial Donation" To OpenBSD Foundation

And I think I spotted some pigs flying up there too....

In soviet russia..

On: Click-Fraud Trojan Politely Updates Flash On Compromised Computers

.. I'm sure there is one of these jokes in here..

Would not the oil start dissolving the parts?

On: Supercomputing Cluster Immersed In Oil Yields Extreme Efficiency

Would not oil start dissolving all the parts as it would be harsh on glues and plastics that most components are made up of?

Matrix v1 ?

On: Energy Harnessed From Humidity Can Power Small Devices

Coming to a bathtub near you soon....

I guess since they hired that consultant from NSA.

On: Why Gmail Has Better Security Than Your Bank

obviously they have access to the best security solutions! /sarcasm

I'm not sure if this ECat produces heat..

On: Independent Researchers Test Rossi's Alleged Cold Fusion Device For 32 Days

But if you could harvest the energy from the flame war on /. each time someone posts something about 'cold fusion', we surely would have solved some global energy problems!

Just because you could...

On: Sharp Developing LCD Screens In Almost Any Shape

.. does it mean you should? I could have my house shaped as an upside down pyramid, but like most of my neighbours if preferred the more square looking layout..

RAID Rebuilds

On: Seagate Ships First 8 Terabyte Hard Drive

love to see the rebuild time on my RAID stripes.......................zzzzzzzz

Apple is committed to transparency,

On: Apple's Diversity Numbers: 70% Male, 55% White

"Apple is committed to transparency" I've just snorted my coffee! Funniest comment of the day!

So, 40 years and beeelions spent..

On: Opportunity Rover Sets Off-World Driving Record

and we broke one record... that was set by the soviets.. maybe we should be backing the north korean space program instead?

Are these even allowed in China?

On: Chinese Vendor Could Pay $34.9M FCC Fine In Signal-Jammer Sting

I would imagine the world's biggest Track'n'Trace regime outside the US would not want their citizens to have the ability to create a tracking fog.. well, I guess they could just switch off that damn thing. Their mobile, that is.

Itanic 2

On: HP Unveils 'The Machine,' a New Computer Architecture

What could possible go wrong?

In Soviet Russia..

On: Russia Issues Travel Warning To Its Citizens About United States and Extradition

there's got to be a joke here somewhere...

Shut up and take my money!

On: Ask Slashdot: How To Get Open Source Projects To Take Our Money?

Insert picture of fry from futurama with a wad of cash in his hand