User: Captain Coolwater

No no no.

On: New IE 8 Zero Day Discovered

It's "640k 0 days should be enough for anybody". I'm not going to tell you again.

So..

On: Thousands of Gas Leaks Discovered Under Streets of Washington DC

You thought you weren't going to die? Ha!

Re:Fire them

On: Snowden Used Social Engineering To Get Classified Documents

So Beelzebub can't rm -rf*?

Re:The verdict on Edward Snowden

On: Edward Snowden Leaks Could Help Paedophiles Escape Police, Says UK Government

In Italy, we elect our porn stars to public office.

Re:I thought as a condition...

On: Snowden Publishes "A Manifesto For the Truth"

Yeah, he fucked up by not getting his casino and hotel comps before he went public. He's a dumb ass for that reason alone.

Re:There are several stupid questions

On: A Math Test That's Rotten To the Common Core

If dump truck 1 has 8 trillion dollars in it and dump truck 2 has 37 billion, how many chairs are left in Ballmer's office?

HI I'm Sarah Sharp.

On: Crooks Arrested Over KVM-Based Bank Heist Attempt

All Intel upstrem patches are belong to me.

Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol

On: Microsoft Botches More Patches In Latest Automatic Update

Does metasploit have a module for the ribbon backtrack?