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  1. The lawyers on both sides win, always on Most Software Patent Trolls Lose Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    Once you step into a courtroom, check to see if you have a soul. If you do, then you're not a lawyer, and you've already lost.

  2. Re:Erm on In France, Hadopi Reporting Begins, With (Only) 10,000 IP Addresses Per Day · · Score: 0, Troll

    If I'm bored, I'll go do what everyone else does: get in line for your momma.

  3. Re:Erm on In France, Hadopi Reporting Begins, With (Only) 10,000 IP Addresses Per Day · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're posting about it, you're not doing it. If you're planning to do it, you're not doing it. Talk is very, very cheap.

  4. Re:Time for them to throw in the towel on Blockbuster Files For Bankruptcy · · Score: 1

    That's what they'd do in a communist country like Belgium. In the Land of the Free Enterprise, the purpose of Chapter 11 is for consultants, lawyers and accountants (usually the brothers-in-law of the Board) to strip the carcase of any remaining flesh.

    It seems harsh, but by encouraging them to feed on the weakest of the pack, it keeps them away from healthy companies.

  5. Re:Erm on In France, Hadopi Reporting Begins, With (Only) 10,000 IP Addresses Per Day · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here's an idea: do it, rather than posting on Slashdot about it.

  6. Re:And 3 hours after reading this... on AMD One-Ups Intel With Cheap Desktop Chips · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you don't factor in purchasing a motherboard, then both chips offer zero bang for infinite bucks.

  7. Note carefully: "open source" is an afterthought on UK Goverment IT Chief Backs Open Source Suppliers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The primary focus is on awarding contracts to small businesses rather than a few behemoths. Whether they use open source or not does not really appear to be a consideration. And "open standards" will in practice just means "hide the actual data inside a pile of useless XML cruft and pass it around via SOAP".

    By the way, most customers for this kind of software would rather eat their own heads than have to deal with multiple vendors for different parts of an integrated national system.

  8. And with DX11 coming to Linux on Microsoft Says IE9 Beta Demand Overwhelming · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I can't wait to run IE9 in WINE just to taunt XP holdouts. Why? 4 TEH LULZ!!1!

  9. f-"bomb"? c-"bomb" on Today's Children Are Officially Potty Mouths · · Score: 1
    • The natural act of copulation.
    • A body part possessed by around half the inhabitants of the planet.
    • A device constructed with the sole purpose of committing the mass murder and maiming of as many people as possible.

    One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong.

  10. Re:Waste of Money on Australian Schools Go iPad-Crazy · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the record, I disagree with your point, but will defend to the death your right to angry-old-geezer-slap those damn kids these days.

  11. Re:Define "abolishing" on Australian Schools Go iPad-Crazy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Please clarify something for me: are you a clever troll, or a sincere moron?

  12. Re:Market share != quality online experience. on The Surprising Statistics Behind Flash and Apple · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude. Dude.

    It's only been recently (version 10.1.18xxxxxx) that I can run Flash on my MacBook and not have it cripple the performance.

    If you're going to try to make a point about how Flash is on the way out, it's best not to talk about how you just adopted it yourself.

  13. Re:Original Article on Terry Pratchett's Self-Made Meteorite Sword · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You might want to try that before spouting it as fact.

    First, if you don't have room to draw a sword, how are you throwing the pilum that proceeds drawing it?

    Second, you can draw a sword from the left hip, point down, raise your hand overhead, then either stab straight from there or rotate it point up without changing your grip. You can do this in the tightest close order shieldwall, with a sword in excess of the length of a gladius. Been there, reenacted that, many times.

    Third, try drawing from your right hip. Go on, stand up and try it. If you draw in the natural orientation (thumb down), where does your elbow go? <Morbo>JOINTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY</Morbo>. Alternatively, you can draw with your thumb up and then have to juggle the sword to flip it over. It's always a more awkward draw, under any circumstances, and never takes less room than drawing across your body.

    Where this myth came from, I have no idea, but I've yet to see any real world evidence that it's anything other than a myth, and that includes demonstrations from Roman reenactors trying desperately (and often hilariously) to justify it.

  14. Re:Really early latency figures on Codec2 — an Open Source, Low-Bandwidth Voice Codec · · Score: 1
    Yup, Core 2 Duo P8700 @ 2.53Ghz, compiled with O3:

    time ./c2enc ../raw/hts1a.raw hts1a_c2.bit

    real 0m0.062s
    user 0m0.060s
    sys 0m0.000s

    time ./c2dec hts1a_c2.bit hts1a_c2.raw

    real 0m0.048s
    user 0m0.044s
    sys 0m0.004s

    Thanks for promoting this, it's a fascinating project.

  15. Re:Impressive. on Codec2 — an Open Source, Low-Bandwidth Voice Codec · · Score: 1

    I can't tell the difference in audio quality between source and target files.

    Really? It sounds quite pronounced to me. It's still very impressive, but it's not magic.

  16. Re:ZoneAlarm still exists? on ZoneAlarm Employs Scare Tactics Against Its Users · · Score: 0, Troll

    You're using Windows, and sneering at Lusers? That's like a dwarf taunting midgets.

  17. Re:Android, iOS, Blackberry OS, Windows Phone 7? on Microsoft Releases Final Windows Phone 7 Dev Tools · · Score: 1

    Everything you own, plus your children's college fund. And their organs.

  18. Re:FTFA on US Couple Arrested For Transmitting Nuclear Secrets In Sting Operation · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They'll be better looked after in prison than on Social Security. No joke.

  19. Re:Android, iOS, Blackberry OS, Windows Phone 7? on Microsoft Releases Final Windows Phone 7 Dev Tools · · Score: 1

    And yet there's hundreds of millions of the things. By numbers, iOS, Android and Blackberry are all bit players and WinCE (or whatever they're calling it now) isn't even a blip on the chart.

  20. Re:Sequel? on James Cameron Commissions Submarine To Visit Challenger Deep · · Score: 2, Funny

    I posit a different solution. He gets all the way down and instead of seeing friendly glow-in-the-dark alien jellyfish things, he comes face-to-tentacle with loathly lord Cthulhu. Then he spends the rest of his life screaming and rocking back and forth on top of a mountain. Until the Fungi from Yuggoth get him. Best result all round, really.

  21. Re:Twitter? on Why Twitter Should Stay Out of the App Business · · Score: 0

    Twitter is just a tool for stalking celebs. You may think that's me dismissing it, but it's actually a really great tool for that purpose. Your first "lol xxx" from some 3rd rate Z lister is worth the price of entry, plus there's always the holy grail of concern-trolling the crap out of Wil Wheaton and watching him have a public noob-fit. Happy days.

  22. Re:Honest on Microsoft Releases Final Windows Phone 7 Dev Tools · · Score: 1

    Jaysus, yes, WinCE. Windows Mobile != WinME, although the quality was about the same.

  23. Re:Then Microsoft acquires VMWare on VMware Looks To Acquire Novell's SUSE Unit · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    You said the B-word. You might as well have pointed out Obama's true religion. By which I mean, he's a Goa'uld. Apophis-looking mu'fu, and no mistake.

  24. Re:Then Microsoft acquires VMWare on VMware Looks To Acquire Novell's SUSE Unit · · Score: 1

    Counterpoints: EMC is staffed by utter cretins - draw your own conclusions about their management from that. And after the Oracle/Sun debacle, antitrust is just a bad joke.

  25. Re:Galaxy |= LCARS on Samsung's Galaxy Tab Android Tablet Now Official · · Score: 1

    I named my daughter after that. Yes, seriously. Game over, man, Kobayashi Maru.