...or am I the only one that expected the Klingon to run out of the corn field, look at the farmer-redneck-guy and say "What you got on my forty, dog?" Of course, I guess he doesn't make a bad Klingon. He's sure as hell big enough...
I had DSL service from Verizon before they changed their name from GTE (at least here in the here in the midwest). Their service sucked (very slow. Lots of latency and connectivity problems, and it wasn't on my end) and there's not a word in the english language suitable to describe the service I got from them.(Horrible? Sickening? Infuriating? Abhorrent? All still a little too tame...)
Having all these lawyers and private mega-corporations trudging all over my rights is getting pretty depressing. Let's engineer some entertainment!
I say we try to mastermind a way to get the MPAA and the RIAA to step on each others toes and we can watch THEM duke it out for a while.
Hell, we could even say that all these new-fangled-mp3-thingys and DVD players are being used most often in automobiles powered by gasoline. Then we can get the auto industry AND the oil companies involved then too. What a match up!
We'll set up a special court house in the Philippines and stream it live over the internet and allow easy "1-Click" access to it.
It will be the lawyer battle to end all lawyer battles. A new "Thrilla in Manila"
That is true, but judging from what I've seen in "British" shows on cable and speaking to the few British people I know, there seems to be a lot more sarcasm thrown around in casual conversation.
The "average" conversation betwen two people from the USA doesn't have nearly as much sarcasm.
Of course, I could just be talking out of my arse...;-)
I very much fear that America has become weakened, in terms of its resolve I must stress, whereas the automatons of China will be able to behave in the brutal fashion required to win the contest.
Obviously you didn't grow up in the ghetto like me or you haven't seen many Hip-Hop videos lately. America always has been, and always will be full of some of the sneakiest, trickiest, most under-handed, back-stabbing, lying, cheating, fornicating, gambling, cocaine-snorting, "people-tied-up-and-attached-to-the-back-of-the-tr uck-dragging" SOB's on the planet, if not THE most. Think about all the violent crime we have here in "tha 'States". I don't recall hearing about many children in China shooting their school full of holes because someone laughed at their pink folder and their Donnie Osmond Lunch Box, but it's starting to happen pretty often here.
And have you ever heard of a "buck fifty"? If not, that's when someone walks up to you and slashes you across the face with a razor for no reason other than the fact that it's "fun". I don't know dude, you've still got to convince me of that one.
Of course, the Chinese DO have those human rights issues like the torturing of their prioners and such. Hmmm...
I say F%$K 'em! They (Etoys) lived by the sword(lawyers) so they should die by the same sword. And it should be a slow and painful death to boot! That etoy group needs to act quickly so they can get some of that cash before it all runs out. I say it serves them right, corporate bastards! I hope they get ground into the pavement like a bee underneath a pair of size 12 sweat-shop Nikes.
(And another one GONE, another one GONE... a dot-com BITES the DUST!);-)
Oh wait, nobody trademarked that ";-)", did they? Oops!
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but I know one guy who's sure to be lovin' it already...
The goatse man!
...or am I the only one that expected the Klingon to run out of the corn field, look at the farmer-redneck-guy and say "What you got on my forty, dog?" Of course, I guess he doesn't make a bad Klingon. He's sure as hell big enough...
Wait a second...
[sappy_violin_music]
[water_works]
[gloom]
[dispair]
[agony_on_me]
Ok, now repeat all of what you just said here...
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UhOh! What about the children of all those lawyers DC had on retainer! Gasp!!!!
[sappy_violin_music...
It's all about Karma (NO! Not THAT Karma! REAL Karma!) Guess what happens when you try to fsck people over!? DC found out the HARD way. Hehehehehe...
I had DSL service from Verizon before they changed their name from GTE (at least here in the here in the midwest). Their service sucked (very slow. Lots of latency and connectivity problems, and it wasn't on my end) and there's not a word in the english language suitable to describe the service I got from them.(Horrible? Sickening? Infuriating? Abhorrent? All still a little too tame...)
Your just mad because you're jealous...
Then they could sell the Linux kernel to AT&T ;-)
Having all these lawyers and private mega-corporations trudging all over my rights is getting pretty depressing. Let's engineer some entertainment!
I say we try to mastermind a way to get the MPAA and the RIAA to step on each others toes and we can watch THEM duke it out for a while.
Hell, we could even say that all these new-fangled-mp3-thingys and DVD players are being used most often in automobiles powered by gasoline. Then we can get the auto industry AND the oil companies involved then too. What a match up!
We'll set up a special court house in the Philippines and stream it live over the internet and allow easy "1-Click" access to it.
It will be the lawyer battle to end all lawyer battles. A new "Thrilla in Manila"
DAMN I hate corporate America...
That is true, but judging from what I've seen in "British" shows on cable and speaking to the few British people I know, there seems to be a lot more sarcasm thrown around in casual conversation. The "average" conversation betwen two people from the USA doesn't have nearly as much sarcasm. Of course, I could just be talking out of my arse... ;-)
I don't mean to offend anyone... But that was some funny sh!t!! Oh man, I'm crying right now so I think I'm goin to bed... hahaha!
I very much fear that America has become weakened, in terms of its resolve I must stress, whereas the automatons of China will be able to behave in the brutal fashion required to win the contest.
r uck-dragging" SOB's on the planet, if not THE most. Think about all the violent crime we have here in "tha 'States". I don't recall hearing about many children in China shooting their school full of holes because someone laughed at their pink folder and their Donnie Osmond Lunch Box, but it's starting to happen pretty often here.
Obviously you didn't grow up in the ghetto like me or you haven't seen many Hip-Hop videos lately. America always has been, and always will be full of some of the sneakiest, trickiest, most under-handed, back-stabbing, lying, cheating, fornicating, gambling, cocaine-snorting, "people-tied-up-and-attached-to-the-back-of-the-t
And have you ever heard of a "buck fifty"? If not, that's when someone walks up to you and slashes you across the face with a razor for no reason other than the fact that it's "fun". I don't know dude, you've still got to convince me of that one.
Of course, the Chinese DO have those human rights issues like the torturing of their prioners and such. Hmmm...
I say F%$K 'em! They (Etoys) lived by the sword(lawyers) so they should die by the same sword. And it should be a slow and painful death to boot! That etoy group needs to act quickly so they can get some of that cash before it all runs out. I say it serves them right, corporate bastards! I hope they get ground into the pavement like a bee underneath a pair of size 12 sweat-shop Nikes.
;-)
Oh wait, nobody trademarked that ";-)", did they? Oops!
(And another one GONE, another one GONE... a dot-com BITES the DUST!)