First off, is it me, or does viewing that site on my fbsd box with ns just suck?
"it's anybody's best guess. Therefore, if you use Linux and you agree to the terms and conditions of the GPL, you are-at least to some degree-placing a bet as to the implications of the code that you develop.
We've all seen this argument before, and whats surprising is their is the Open Source movement but not something of like an OpenCode movement, where developers would share code and allow others to better modify their (original programmer's) code which at times can produce better programs. Sure it hasn't been tested in court, and an argument for this would be, many GPL'd code was made on person's own spare time, perhaps as a hobby or pet project. Eitheir or, it would cost a lot for someone coding off of a pet project to rush into court to protect their GPL'd code, and not only that how does GPL based code fall into laws around the globe?
"Let's say you own a company that is building an Ethernet switch. Let's also say your value-add is software, and you have chosen to base your device on Linux. Can you imagine a court case some day that determines that all of the software you've developed falls under the GPL, and is now in the public domain? We fear this situation is impeding development in the embedded open-source arena."
Who really thinks this is an issue many of the big boys including IBM offer code which fall into the GPL that could be, and has likely been used by others as a basis for something better or more stable.
But if you write an embedded application and you link that code to Linux, is that code now subject to the terms and conditions of the GPL? That's what isn't clear."
He answers his own question here how can it not be clear. If he creates an RTOS embedded app linked to Linux, the original code is core, not Linux so why would it fall under GPL, thats sort of like saying Real just let go of their copyrights and patents since their audio/video player is now GPL in essence (at least from what I can muster)
I wish I could speak more but that Elton John, Eminem duo made me wanna puke, I like the original Stan, and the newest Rob Malda version
Well if Google plays into the Al Gore tune, and doesn't concede within an ample amount of time here's a nice list for someone to wget/snarf up old Usenet archives.
I wonder what if any, are the underlying factors for this move.
I wonder what's going to happen when artists become like American sports figures and demand more money, what is Napster going to do then.
An easier solution for Napster would have been to somehow figure out a method to include artists who don't mind their music being shared, and create their own servers WITH the music allowed stored on them in which users could download songs which Napster would have the rights to.
Take a look at the contract 150mill for each label none of which is likely to go to any artist, now with this 250mill spread out to say 250 artist who would have allowed their music to be shared, they each would receive the fair value, leaving less room to complain about.
Under this new agreement (scheme), the only real winners are the record labels who are profiting not the artists who complained. So for Metallica, you just got shafted and your music will now be allowed whether you like it or not to be shared.
So what they basically created is a microscopic cockroach to clean up the mess after a possible war. I wonder how many are needed to undertake this task, and does it mean that government officials can rest a bit easier thinking if a nuclear holocaust were to take place tomorrow, this bug will solve the problem?
Initially, the school bureaucracy deferred to those who might have been uncomfortable. The morning after the censorship, Thielen met with the school's principal, a teacher and the director of elementary education. They told him they removed the exhibit because it might make students of color uncomfortable.
I've always felt uncomfortable with the way Americans fictionalize the story of Christopher Columbus, being a hero, doing so much for the country. HELLO. Christopher Columbus was a rapist and a murderer, yet school officials still teach such wonderful things about him.
In order to please the public people often try to hush the situation without having to address the problem. Sure it may have made someone feel uncomfortable, the story noted however the problem was with the children who may not have known how to differentiate between race, something they will not know because of people like the teachers whose fears may have misguided their actions by yanking the project. If you don't speak about it, hushing the problem will not solve it.
We have the same problem out here in New York with an art gallery titled "Yo Mama Last Supper" which depicts Jesus Christ as a naked black woman. Well the mayor says "Its foul and tax payers should not pay their tax dollars to have this shown" who the heck gave him the right to choose for me. We've had about 3 ticker tape parades for our sports teams and I surely didn't want my tax dollars wasted on that, so where was he at that time.
People only speak when its convenient at most, and until that mentality of "If you don't speak it, its not a problem" is broken we won't learn right from wrong. The parents of that little girl should sue to prove a point being her first amendment was broken.
I'm not a programmer but I would think the information is shared between the programmer of the game, and the artist. In order to know how to create a particular scene in a game, the artist will need to know how the game is to be played, while on the other hand, the programmer will need to know how the graphics are drawn in order to code the game.
Its almost a give the programmer is swamped in code so they wouldn't be able to focus on the graphics, and vice versa, so I'm thinking some gaming companies have created their own propietary software to allow both the artist and the programmers to interact with themselves regarding code, and art.
Seems like the post was misconstrued and some may think I meant Gnome is trash or something which is not the case. As stated I just wanted to know what was the big deal about it, I have nothing against anything thats prepped for the Unixes, but I particularly found that when I used Gnome it brought the load on my machines high at the time, cause mem leaks, crashed. I haven't used it since and didn't judge. AGAIN...
ENGLISH, WHAT ARE SOME OF THE BENEFITS OF USING IT. Why has someone:
1) Switched to it
2) Switched back to it
3) Is using it over other tools like QT
Wouldn't you think that the average "Joe Sixpack" who was going to invest their time creating this custome, and going through all these procedures, would have a slightly higher IQ than you think they would?
See, most of the people on this page in my opinion are above average intelligent people, and personally I don't think they would go blindly as you rant about building a custome without the neccessary safety material needed. Some may sure for enjoyment of getting high, some may forget and soon open the garage door or window for ventilation.
But DO YOU IN YOUR RIGHT MIND, believe that an average "Joe Sixpack" reads/. , let alone know what a slashdot is?
May I have your attention please
may I have your attention please
will the real slash dotter please stand up
I repeat will the real slashdotter please stand up
we're gonna have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a geeky person before
jaws all on the floor
like Richard Stevens just burst in the door
and started writing some sockets books some more
the day's worse then before
throwing computer furniture (ahhhhh)
It's the return of the
"awww wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't code in perl what I think he did - did he?"
and cmndrtaco said...
nothing you idiots, cmndrtaco's dead
he's locked in my basement
feminist women love slashdotter
tricka tricka tricka trolling blotters,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him coding around
using his you know what flippin' to you know who"
"yeah, but he's so brute though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for hemos to post some dead news
My packets and my scripts, my packets and my scripts
and if I'm lucky, I might ppp over Linux
and that's the message that we deliver to unix kids
and expect them not to know what a x terminal is
of course they're gonna know what x86 is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the Linux running on x86, dont they?
we ain't nothing but mammals
well, some of us crash terminals
running xfree with the wrong servers will
but if we can crash x terminals and servers too
then there's no reason to run xfree on that server fool
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
geeks stop writing code, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
micheal and hemos don't got a cuss in their posts to get up mod'ed
well I do so fuck them and fuck you too
you think I give a damn, my posting's funny
half of you critics can't even stomach me, calling me a dummy
"but dotter what if your mod'd 5 wouldn't it be weird"
why so you guys can just cry becuase you fear
so you can post some porn of some britner spears
shit Mr. Moderator better switch me chairs
so I can post next to goatse.cx thers nothing worse
and hear trollers argue over who got to post first
little bitch, mod me down to something under 3
"yeah, he's a geek, but I think he's married to Speedy, hee hee"
I should download an audio on MP3
and show the world how you code in Microsoft VB
I'm sick of you little script kiddie boy groups
all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who code like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on slashdot and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% of you posters out can
then you wonder how can
geeks eat up these posts' like hostess
it's funny cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person on slashdot posting shit thats dirty
coding code hardcore religiously posting while I'm working
and I'm working but this fscking code just isn't working
in every single geek theres a slashdotter just lurking
he could be coding rewording code up from from dot com king, spittin out some trollings
or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck
with his windows down and his system up
so will slashdotter please stand up
and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
and be proud to be using Plan9 and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
Has anyone taken claim to own this monument? What about when microprocessors are made from the same elements and the supply is greatly diminished, will someone come out of the woodwork and lay a stake in it all...
DeBeers, Mexico is calling.
Anyways... Seems like a pretty neat touristy place, let's just hope they do get that air conditioning the speak of in place or that chihuahua in the Taco Bell commercials will end up a hot dog in no time.
Well lets do the math here in accordance with the Dubya methods.
1.5 million dollars to post announcements across the world to announce you got hit by a virus.
200 hours of employee downtime complaining about the virus when they should be running Norton, avg estimate lets say 10.00 an hours x 200 = 20k a day spent bs'ing
Corporate price of Norton 1.2 million (weiging out government kickback schemes) vs. 19.95 consumer price Media overhyping without a real clue priceless...
This is the technology Osama Bin Laden is using for his encryption. Now to explain the need for him and his associates to visit porn sites, well the answer is obvious... duh have you seen Stacey Sanches lately?
Carnivore can make unknowledgeable people think the government(s) is(are) out to get them which personally I don't think is the case for the majority of the time and hopefully officials have better things to do (hopefully) than sniffing through days/weeks/months worth of e-mail looking for that "one" discriminating message your sending. Takes time and a lot of effort including legal work that theoretically has to be taken when we regard the masses, however, there are also anonymous reports that some 'rogue` (should I dare say this) agents which may already be using this program (Carnivore) with or without warrant or justified means solely for the purpose of building circumstantial evidence for purposes such as bullying, or blackmail? This is of course provided sources are correct, or sources even exist;)
Sure this goes into the skeptical sense of paranoia and the obvious conspiracy theory type situations, but realistically assessing the overall scenario, I would believe this to be likely I mean after all who is monitoring agents who are assigned to use this program at this time? Maybe there should be an outside monitoring committee to ensure ethics are followed.
If your the target of some investigation do not be fooled into thinking the F.B.I. will not go this far, its a dog eat dog world out there and anything goes.
Anyways enough of the BS corporate(ish) and conspiracy based stuff you should have also thought up by now.
The government did exactly what it wanted by now acknowledging some of their intents with Carnivore, however I would like to post this nifty little news before I'm moderated to troll which those who want to "fight" the power and retain your right to privacy, should look into:
Stephen Hsu and his partners at SafeWeb Inc. are hooking up with the notoriously intrusive Central Intelligence Agency. The CIA, in this case, wants to use a SafeWeb program to mask its own movements on the Internet, so it can gather information incognito. The technology is a piece of software called Triangle Boy that SafeWeb plans to post freely this month on the Web. Through its In-Q-Tel, the CIA is investing in a revved-up version of the software, which can bounce digital traffic around the Web anonymously, as well as rights to an equity stake in SafeWeb should the company go public. Others suggest more devious possibilities. Security experts say, an application like Triangle Boy, if scattered among hundreds of PCs, could be a way to cloak a multipronged 'cyber attack' on someone else's computer system. The CIA, along with the Pentagon, has worked for years to perfect ways to electronically meddle with other countries' banking systems or electricity grids, and Triangle Boy could allow them to do it without the target ever knowing who was behind the attack. 'It would be the functional equivalent of an electronic silencer,' says one technology expert with wide experience in the intelligence community. 'You could shoot electronic bullets right down the pipe without anyone knowing where they came from.' Intelligence officials deny they have any interest in using Triangle Boy for offensive attacks."
Here's my original article on Circumventing Carnivore. in its unabashed typo filled form (note: date was prior to the Spafford, Bellovin, etc,. thesis done with pretty much similar findings and I'm just a Joe Shmoe troller)
Thats right they do have patents which means they were actually smart enough to get them no matter how much you want to bitch about it.
They also sewed up a monopoly on RAM by getting their patents set as the standard for memory.
How do you figure they've monopolized it by getting their patents set as standards when they're not the committee to judge on what gets a patent and what doesn't? This is typical "I told you so speech". The fact remains, they captivated a segment of something and now there's some settling actions to pursue. Companies live for this no matter what you think, and if your too blind to think for a second most companies wouldn't dream of having themselves placed in a situation to dominate your mistaken.
See everyone cries foul after something has happened but when things are emerging everyone wants to remain silent until its too late, happens in technology, privacy related issues you name it. So where was your voice to strengthen your current arguement when their patents were being processed? Where was everyone elses, now that the sh## is hitting the fan the roaches crawl out the woodwork to cry "gimme gimme gimme"
Other companies, including Wang and Dell, have been found in violation of antitrust law for not disclosing patent applications, according to several sources and Hyundai legal papers. However, in many of these instances, the companies actively promoted their technology to some degree. By contrast, Rambus was relatively passive.
Either way you cut the cake Rambus does have the patents for it. Whether or not it chose to either negligently, or out of sheer stupidity the fact remains they have the patents. This sort of reminds me of the Swedish citizen who invented I think it was the mouse and never took a patent out on it out of feeling the need to not make it an issue. Well years later he went to do so and the general feeling towards him was "screw you!" Its a mad mad mad mad world we send packets through.
by not disclosing the existence of its intellectual property at the time the memory standards were being formed, according to court papers filed by Hyundai.
Ask yourself, while knowing this is the immoral thing to do, do you think their competitors wouldn't have tried the same slight of hand maneveur. So at the time the standards were being formed can be misleading. Was it BEFORE, DURING, of AFTER, which is the specific here. During the 20th century... well during the 20th century a lot of things happened. Specifics could help here, and no I'm not trying to jump on any side here but there's always two sides to a story and both should be heard fully out before jumping the bandwagon and making assumptions. Actions like this have jeapordized many'a' cases many'a' times
First off would it matter what region they're in at this point in time, they're in space for crying out loud and no government can claim juridstiction over that.
Secondly who cares about which cypher of DVD's they're watching, their astronauts in outer space watching a movie. Who do you think they're going to fence a DVD to an alien?
I tried to post an article on the Genome scientists mapping out the code for 98% of the diseases affecting humans earlier and it got bumped for this? Holy shit what has/. come to?
Privacy concerns, and governments addresses over these concerns, are like water and oil.
Current events should point out the true factors when thinking about these two, although
many never take the time to delve deeper into the situation, often overlooking many
important factors that would normally be an outrage after the occurance, but seldom
questioned until it is too late.
Politicians are often older people who will never utilize computers in the same fashions
as us, and often do not understand what is going on. Law enforcement often uses scare
tactics by injecting some outrageous scenarios into the minds of these politicians using
cryptic terms themselves in hoping these politicians will pass these laws without incident, which will benefit law enforcement, and cripple the people.
Carnivore was used dozens of times and the FBI claims it was mostly on hackers. Note: Its been
found that the Carnivore snoops everything on a segment what about your traffic? Were you on that
network, was your traffic snooped?
makes me wonder...
FBI claims Castro is a hacker.
In a country where they have close to nothing, do you really believe Cuba is a threat to the US, or is
this just an attempt to step on Cuba when their down?
Bin Laden using technology to hide activities. Note: this isn't new news and judging from
experiences in history, we've always needed an enemy for the sake of remaining a super power
by enforcing authority. So if Osama is such a huge threat why isn't he stopped cold? Because
the government can't or because they don't want to for the purpose of having an enemy?
Take a quick look at some of the stuff posted by Louis Tenet this week and
do some rational thinking about how situations arise which can be handled by government, but
are often purposely misconstrued for the sake of promoting other hidden agendas. Government will try to take as much privacy away as they can, any government so don't be fooled.
Slashdot's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning blue screen on my Windows and I can't script at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad -- it's not so bad
Dear Rob, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my email, my ICQ, and my yahoo chat at the bottom
I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with your postfix or somethin
Sometimes I scribble email addees too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fsck it, what's been up? Man how's your boxes?
My boxes is linux too, I'm bout to be a compiler
once I learn gcc,
I'ma go on and compile for hours
I read about your Palm Pilot too I'm sorry
I had a friend lose his Palm over at the airport in Maradonna
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even read all your Linux news and Microsoft posts man
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the way you sold/. to Andover man, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
Dear Rob, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FSCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your Linux World
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my Senior sys admin he's only 26 years old
We waited on a 9600 baud for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fsckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Boston - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never had a clue about shit either
I used to gcc shit with my wife then beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your page
so when I feel like rmusering I read Slashdot to begin the rage
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of slashdot across the chest
Sometimes I even packet myself to see how much it floods
It's like adrenaline, the DDoS is such a sudden rush of blood
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Rob, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Waste-A-Packet-On-My-Fans,
this'll be the last packet I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two emails
I wrote the @ signs on 'em perfect
So this is my payload I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm on my modem now, 9600 baud do you fear it
Hey Rob, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to code?
You know the song that was written on the comode
about that little turd that could've saved that other turd from drowning
but didn't instead he left the person on the toilet shitting
That's kinda how shit is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downloads now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Rob, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Rob {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to code
Hey Rob, that's my senior admin screamin from the comode
but I didn't cut the power off, I just rebooted, see I ain't like you
cause if rm -rf'd we'd suffer more, and then the boxes die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost BGP bridged now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this packet out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your box is running now, how'd you like your gcc?
Look, I'm really flattered you would install 7.0 Redhat
and here's an autograph for your senior sys admin
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to DDoS lamers too?
I say that shit just clownin dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
so heres some more Linux stories to keep your ass busy when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
I sold Slashdot for thousands so now I'm a single rich geeky jetsetter
I really think you and your boxes need each other
or maybe you just need to treat them better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that overclocking requires some stronger fans
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and switched his router for a bridge
and his packets were blackholed, and his DNS couldn't get digged
and in the colo they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
sung to Eminem's I'mma kill you... sil-at-antioffline.com
When I was just a little Jr Admin
My bosses used to tell me these crazy things
They used to tell me my daddy was an evil bofh
They used to tell me he'd rmuser me
But then I got a little bit older and I realized they were the crazy ones
And there was nothing I could do or say to change them
Cause that's just they way they were
They said I can't rap about broken scripts no more
They didn't say I can't rap about perl no more
Slut, you think I'm not a coding whore
Till my terminal are broken and don't work no more
These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playin'
Thinking I'm sayin' this shit 'cause I'm thinkin' it
Just to be sayin' it
Put your scripts down bitch I ain't gon' shoot you
I'mma trap you in my sys fscking chroot you
Shut up, slut you're causing too much chaos
Just gcc file.c -o file ok ma
Oh, now he's rm -rf'ing his own mother, abusing her
Worse drinking diet coke, and we gave him the Slashdot cover?
You're goddamn right bitch, and now it's too late
I'm downloading from Freshmeat 9600 baud is making me wait
I invented violence you vile, venomous, vomital bitches
Vain, vicadin, vrin-vrin-vrin
Texas chainsaw, left his brains all
unmangling code while his thoughts barely hangs on
apache, mutt, postfix, what!
spam more RAM, I'M NUTS, YOU HERE ME JUST NUTS
Bitch, I'mma chroot you
You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me
Bitch, I'mma chroot you
You don't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin'
so stop emailing me
You better kill -9 me
I'mma be another sysadmin dead
For poppin' off at the term with scripts I didn't sed
But when they kill -9 me
I'm bringin' the world with me
Bitches too, rm -rf don't mean a thang to me
I said you don't wanna fuck with Sys addee
Cause Sys addee will fuckin' chroot you
You don't wanna fuck with Sys addee
Cause Sys addee will fuckin' chroot you
Bitch, I'mma chroot you
Like a Windows sys I'mma reboot you
In a colo with mildew, Cali, no power still dude
Fuck with me, I've been through hell, shut the hell up
I'm try-na to re-configure this machine on ebay to sell it
I ain't Acid code but I code on acid
Got a new touch screen with X86 added
Woops, is that a subliminal hint? No!
It's criminal intent, to sodomize Linux again
Sysadmin offend? No, Sysadmin'll assault
And if you ever give it to him you'll give him an impulse
To chroot again, then if he does it again
You probabaly end up jumping out of something up in the tents
Bitch, I'mma chroot you
I ain't done, this ain't the chorus
I ain't even chown your dir yet replace more and less
A Windows box is bluescreened after restart it three or four times
In a crash but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial scripted hiding scripting material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of out medicine
Out of our minds, and we want in yours
Let us in
Or I'mma chroot you
You don't wanna fsck with me
Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me
Bitch, I'mma chroot you
You don't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin'
so stop emailing me
You better kill -9 me
I'mma be another sysadmin dead
For codin' off at my term with scripts I didn't sed
But when they kill -9 me
I'm bringin' the world with me
Bitches too, you ain't nothin' but a girl to me
I said you don't wanna fuck with Sys Addee
Cause Sys adde will fuckin' kill you
You don't wanna fuck with Sys Addee
Cause Sys Addee will fuckin' kill you
Know why I say these things
Cause newbies screams be creepin' in Sysaddee's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't script these things
From php to perl better forget shitty JSP
ASP, whatever, I hate these things
Fsck postgres, I hope this mysql'll isn't compiled jinxed
Motherfuckers want me to come on their slashdot
Just to argue with them 'cause the moderators stink?
Fsck that, I'll choke Jon Katz to CmndrTaco
From timothy to all seventy thousand pounds of her
From the princapal to student body and counseler
From in school to before school to outta school
I don't even believe in breathin'
I'm leavin' air in your lungs so you can keep screamin'
For me to seep it
Okay, I'm ready to go play
I got the servers from Ebay
I'm ready to make everyone's site lag
You faggots keep egging me on
Till I have code some scripts till you beg me to stop?
Shut up, give me your hands and feet
I said shut up when I'm talking to you
You hear me? Answer me
Or I'mma chroot you
You don't wanna fsck with me
Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me
Bitch, I'mma kill -9 you
You don't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin'
so stop emailing me
You better kill -9 me
I'mma be another sysadmin dead
For piping some bash script then parsing it with sed
But when they kill -9 me
I'm bringin' the world with me
Bitches too, you ain't nothin' but a girl to me
I said you don't wanna fuck with Sysaddee
Cause Sysaddee will fuckin' chroot you
You don't wanna fuck with Sysaddee
Cause Sysaddee will fuckin' chroot you
Ha-ha-ha!
I'm just playin' (l)user
You know I love you
The US is on a role to censor all that it can nowadays presenting the notion that things which are not under direct control of government are somehow threatening to the well being of the US.
The CIA posted a speech by Louis Tenet, their director about one of the threates facing the US' superpower status, which went like this:
Mr. Chairman, we are in a race with technology itself. We are creating relations with the private sector and academia to help us keep pace with ever-changing technology. Last year I established the Information Operations Center within CIA to bring together our best and brightest to ensure that we had a strategy for dealing with the cyber threat.
This is part of the same government the is getting its servers defaced every other month, and not because their clueless, but rather because they use these istances to push for more power and funding.
Along with partners in the Departments of Justice, Energy, and Defense we will work diligently to protect critical US information assets. Let me also say that we must view our space systems and capabilities as part of the same critical infrastructure that needs protection.
Here's a solution for this threat, DON'T POST CLASSIFIED MATERIALS ONLINE, which they don't so what exactly is this threat? Someone DDoS'ing a webserver? 15 years ago when they only had the SIPRNET amongst themselves this wasn't an issue, they still use SIPRNET but now its an issue?
Violence will always be violence and will always exist and whether video games, movies, music promotes it is never truly known, all we hear about are studies, and polls which claim this is the case, violence is fueled by games, music, etc. I never took any polls asking me questions, have you? Where are they getting their information from? has anyone took a quick look to think about this, who exactly is it thats answering these questions, and who gave them the right to decide for the majority of the people?
Lacking the control they would love to have, the government will attempt to control as much as they can while they'll turn around and their explanation will be "Its for your own good", well to be honest I'm more concerned about getting better funding for schools, building housing for those in need, drug rehabilitation vs. incarceration. Not for my tax dollars to be spent by political bigwigs chasing the people at Bonsai Kitten because they think its immoral. Why haven't they done anything to sites like Defacation Vacation which posts pictures of women getting raped, killed, etc? Surely a life of a human would supercede a kitten?
The same government is claiming that Cuba is our worse enemy, are you serious? Cuba? Give me a break Uncle Scam, Cuba is so crippled the only threat they could pose is if they stopped smuggling Cigars to those in Politics under the table.
We can't forget the Osama Bin Laden incident where he's using crypto and stenography. Whats next are they going to go after Spam Mimmic for jumbling up words?
anyways enough rambling I have better things to do
Funny how the Nag Hamadi scrolls (which were Jesus' own words) contradicts what God supposedly says in the bible and points out the failure of need for the church, makes you wonder if this is the reason the churches denounce the scrolls. How hypocritical.
As for Mary minding she never had a choice.
Pathetic examples? Is this what you call it, I think of the whole concept in believing in god is pathetic. Try reading some Nietzsche.
You seem to do a lot of assuming which is pretty boring and uneventful thus not worthy of arguing. Prove "god" exists then I'll eat my PC. I gave no assumptions only whats written. And as for my page being "ugly" I take that as a compliment since most religious buffs look for a way out of factual findings.
Well, assuming the Biblical god is in fact a supernatural deity, wouldn't it make sense that he could do Special Stuff?
What did Benny Hill teach us about assumptions? ass u me...
So a deity that rapes a 13 year old (Mary), then impregnates her is ok? Not only did he rape her by making her pregnant, but she remained a virgin, but wait how come out of billions of other women she's the only one to achieve this miracle status? Give me a break
So since you wanna "assume" then what about the other god's other people have written about, Thor (Scandinavians), Aztec Gods, Mayan Gods, Islamic gods, etc., I guess they're all absurd since there is only one then? According to calendar buddhism predates Christianity, this would make Buddha the only god wouldn't it?
Slashdot Mirror
First off, is it me, or does viewing that site on my fbsd box with ns just suck?
"it's anybody's best guess. Therefore, if you use Linux and you agree to the terms and conditions of the GPL, you are-at least to some degree-placing a bet as to the implications of the code that you develop.
We've all seen this argument before, and whats surprising is their is the Open Source movement but not something of like an OpenCode movement, where developers would share code and allow others to better modify their (original programmer's) code which at times can produce better programs. Sure it hasn't been tested in court, and an argument for this would be, many GPL'd code was made on person's own spare time, perhaps as a hobby or pet project. Eitheir or, it would cost a lot for someone coding off of a pet project to rush into court to protect their GPL'd code, and not only that how does GPL based code fall into laws around the globe?
"Let's say you own a company that is building an Ethernet switch. Let's also say your value-add is software, and you have chosen to base your device on Linux. Can you imagine a court case some day that determines that all of the software you've developed falls under the GPL, and is now in the public domain? We fear this situation is impeding development in the embedded open-source arena."
Who really thinks this is an issue many of the big boys including IBM offer code which fall into the GPL that could be, and has likely been used by others as a basis for something better or more stable.
But if you write an embedded application and you link that code to Linux, is that code now subject to the terms and conditions of the GPL? That's what isn't clear."
He answers his own question here how can it not be clear. If he creates an RTOS embedded app linked to Linux, the original code is core, not Linux so why would it fall under GPL, thats sort of like saying Real just let go of their copyrights and patents since their audio/video player is now GPL in essence (at least from what I can muster)
I wish I could speak more but that Elton John, Eminem duo made me wanna puke, I like the original Stan, and the newest Rob Malda version
Well if Google plays into the Al Gore tune, and doesn't concede within an ample amount of time here's a nice list for someone to wget/snarf up old Usenet archives.
I wonder what if any, are the underlying factors for this move.
Chicks worthy of Usenix pornspam status
I wonder what's going to happen when artists become like American sports figures and demand more money, what is Napster going to do then.
An easier solution for Napster would have been to somehow figure out a method to include artists who don't mind their music being shared, and create their own servers WITH the music allowed stored on them in which users could download songs which Napster would have the rights to.
Take a look at the contract 150mill for each label none of which is likely to go to any artist, now with this 250mill spread out to say 250 artist who would have allowed their music to be shared, they each would receive the fair value, leaving less room to complain about.
Under this new agreement (scheme), the only real winners are the record labels who are profiting not the artists who complained. So for Metallica, you just got shafted and your music will now be allowed whether you like it or not to be shared.
Chicks need Napster too
So what they basically created is a microscopic cockroach to clean up the mess after a possible war. I wonder how many are needed to undertake this task, and does it mean that government officials can rest a bit easier thinking if a nuclear holocaust were to take place tomorrow, this bug will solve the problem?
Where in the world is Stacey Sanches
Initially, the school bureaucracy deferred to those who might have been uncomfortable. The morning after the censorship, Thielen met with the school's principal, a teacher and the director of elementary education. They told him they removed the exhibit because it might make students of color uncomfortable.
I've always felt uncomfortable with the way Americans fictionalize the story of Christopher Columbus, being a hero, doing so much for the country. HELLO. Christopher Columbus was a rapist and a murderer, yet school officials still teach such wonderful things about him.
In order to please the public people often try to hush the situation without having to address the problem. Sure it may have made someone feel uncomfortable, the story noted however the problem was with the children who may not have known how to differentiate between race, something they will not know because of people like the teachers whose fears may have misguided their actions by yanking the project. If you don't speak about it, hushing the problem will not solve it.
We have the same problem out here in New York with an art gallery titled "Yo Mama Last Supper" which depicts Jesus Christ as a naked black woman. Well the mayor says "Its foul and tax payers should not pay their tax dollars to have this shown" who the heck gave him the right to choose for me. We've had about 3 ticker tape parades for our sports teams and I surely didn't want my tax dollars wasted on that, so where was he at that time.
People only speak when its convenient at most, and until that mentality of "If you don't speak it, its not a problem" is broken we won't learn right from wrong. The parents of that little girl should sue to prove a point being her first amendment was broken.
No discrimination allowed
I'm not a programmer but I would think the information is shared between the programmer of the game, and the artist. In order to know how to create a particular scene in a game, the artist will need to know how the game is to be played, while on the other hand, the programmer will need to know how the graphics are drawn in order to code the game.
Its almost a give the programmer is swamped in code so they wouldn't be able to focus on the graphics, and vice versa, so I'm thinking some gaming companies have created their own propietary software to allow both the artist and the programmers to interact with themselves regarding code, and art.
hot game chicks
Seems like the post was misconstrued and some may think I meant Gnome is trash or something which is not the case. As stated I just wanted to know what was the big deal about it, I have nothing against anything thats prepped for the Unixes, but I particularly found that when I used Gnome it brought the load on my machines high at the time, cause mem leaks, crashed. I haven't used it since and didn't judge. AGAIN...
ENGLISH, WHAT ARE SOME OF THE BENEFITS OF USING IT. Why has someone:
1) Switched to it
2) Switched back to it
3) Is using it over other tools like QT
Wouldn't you think that the average "Joe Sixpack" who was going to invest their time creating this custome, and going through all these procedures, would have a slightly higher IQ than you think they would?
/. , let alone know what a slashdot is?
See, most of the people on this page in my opinion are above average intelligent people, and personally I don't think they would go blindly as you rant about building a custome without the neccessary safety material needed. Some may sure for enjoyment of getting high, some may forget and soon open the garage door or window for ventilation.
But DO YOU IN YOUR RIGHT MIND, believe that an average "Joe Sixpack" reads
I'm Slashdotter... (sung to Eminem's I'm Slim Shady) sil@dont.hate.me.because.im.secksi.com
May I have your attention please
may I have your attention please
will the real slash dotter please stand up
I repeat will the real slashdotter please stand up
we're gonna have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a geeky person before
jaws all on the floor
like Richard Stevens just burst in the door
and started writing some sockets books some more
the day's worse then before
throwing computer furniture (ahhhhh)
It's the return of the
"awww wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't code in perl what I think he did - did he?"
and cmndrtaco said...
nothing you idiots, cmndrtaco's dead
he's locked in my basement
feminist women love slashdotter
tricka tricka tricka trolling blotters,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him coding around
using his you know what flippin' to you know who"
"yeah, but he's so brute though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for hemos to post some dead news
My packets and my scripts, my packets and my scripts
and if I'm lucky, I might ppp over Linux
and that's the message that we deliver to unix kids
and expect them not to know what a x terminal is
of course they're gonna know what x86 is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the Linux running on x86, dont they?
we ain't nothing but mammals
well, some of us crash terminals
running xfree with the wrong servers will
but if we can crash x terminals and servers too
then there's no reason to run xfree on that server fool
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
geeks stop writing code, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
micheal and hemos don't got a cuss in their posts to get up mod'ed
well I do so fuck them and fuck you too
you think I give a damn, my posting's funny
half of you critics can't even stomach me, calling me a dummy
"but dotter what if your mod'd 5 wouldn't it be weird"
why so you guys can just cry becuase you fear
so you can post some porn of some britner spears
shit Mr. Moderator better switch me chairs
so I can post next to goatse.cx thers nothing worse
and hear trollers argue over who got to post first
little bitch, mod me down to something under 3
"yeah, he's a geek, but I think he's married to Speedy, hee hee"
I should download an audio on MP3
and show the world how you code in Microsoft VB
I'm sick of you little script kiddie boy groups
all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who code like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on slashdot and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% of you posters out can
then you wonder how can
geeks eat up these posts' like hostess
it's funny cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person on slashdot posting shit thats dirty
coding code hardcore religiously posting while I'm working
and I'm working but this fscking code just isn't working
in every single geek theres a slashdotter just lurking
he could be coding rewording code up from from dot com king, spittin out some trollings
or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck
with his windows down and his system up
so will slashdotter please stand up
and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
and be proud to be using Plan9 and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
I'm Slahshdotter, yes, I'm the real Dotter
all you other Slashdotter are just posting blotters
so won't the real Slashdotter please stand up - please stand up - please stand up
Has anyone taken claim to own this monument? What about when microprocessors are made from the same elements and the supply is greatly diminished, will someone come out of the woodwork and lay a stake in it all...
... Seems like a pretty neat touristy place, let's just hope they do get that air conditioning the speak of in place or that chihuahua in the Taco Bell commercials will end up a hot dog in no time.
DeBeers, Mexico is calling.
Anyways
2000 hot sweaty blondes couldn't be wron9
1.5 million dollars to post announcements across the world to announce you got hit by a virus.
200 hours of employee downtime complaining about the virus when they should be running Norton, avg estimate lets say 10.00 an hours x 200 = 20k a day spent bs'ing
Corporate price of Norton 1.2 million (weiging out government kickback schemes) vs. 19.95 consumer price
Media overhyping without a real clue
priceless...
This is the technology Osama Bin Laden is using for his encryption. Now to explain the need for him and his associates to visit porn sites, well the answer is obvious... duh have you seen Stacey Sanches lately?
Carnivore can make unknowledgeable people think the government(s) is(are) out to get them which personally I don't think is the case for the majority of the time and hopefully officials have better things to do (hopefully) than sniffing through days/weeks/months worth of e-mail looking for that "one" discriminating message your sending. Takes time and a lot of effort including legal work that theoretically has to be taken when we regard the masses, however, there are also anonymous reports that some 'rogue` (should I dare say this) agents which may already be using this program (Carnivore) with or without warrant or justified means solely for the purpose of building circumstantial evidence for purposes such as bullying, or blackmail? This is of course provided sources are correct, or sources even exist
Sure this goes into the skeptical sense of paranoia and the obvious conspiracy theory type situations, but realistically assessing the overall scenario, I would believe this to be likely I mean after all who is monitoring agents who are assigned to use this program at this time? Maybe there should be an outside monitoring committee to ensure ethics are followed.
If your the target of some investigation do not be fooled into thinking the F.B.I. will not go this far, its a dog eat dog world out there and anything goes.
Anyways enough of the BS corporate(ish) and conspiracy based stuff you should have also thought up by now.
The government did exactly what it wanted by now acknowledging some of their intents with Carnivore, however I would like to post this nifty little news before I'm moderated to troll which those who want to "fight" the power and retain your right to privacy, should look into:
Stephen Hsu and his partners at SafeWeb Inc. are hooking up with the notoriously intrusive Central Intelligence Agency. The CIA, in this case, wants to use a SafeWeb program to mask its own movements on the Internet, so it can gather information incognito. The technology is a piece of software called Triangle Boy that SafeWeb plans to post freely this month on the Web. Through its In-Q-Tel, the CIA is investing in a revved-up version of the software, which can bounce digital traffic around the Web anonymously, as well as rights to an equity stake in SafeWeb should the company go public. Others suggest more devious possibilities. Security experts say, an application like Triangle Boy, if scattered among hundreds of PCs, could be a way to cloak a multipronged 'cyber attack' on someone else's computer system. The CIA, along with the Pentagon, has worked for years to perfect ways to electronically meddle with other countries' banking systems or electricity grids, and Triangle Boy could allow them to do it without the target ever knowing who was behind the attack. 'It would be the functional equivalent of an electronic silencer,' says one technology expert with wide experience in the intelligence community. 'You could shoot electronic bullets right down the pipe without anyone knowing where they came from.' Intelligence officials deny they have any interest in using Triangle Boy for offensive attacks."
Here's my original article on Circumventing Carnivore. in its unabashed typo filled form (note: date was prior to the Spafford, Bellovin, etc,. thesis done with pretty much similar findings and I'm just a Joe Shmoe troller)
Thats right they do have patents which means they were actually smart enough to get them no matter how much you want to bitch about it.
They also sewed up a monopoly on RAM by getting their patents set as the standard for memory.
How do you figure they've monopolized it by getting their patents set as standards when they're not the committee to judge on what gets a patent and what doesn't? This is typical "I told you so speech". The fact remains, they captivated a segment of something and now there's some settling actions to pursue. Companies live for this no matter what you think, and if your too blind to think for a second most companies wouldn't dream of having themselves placed in a situation to dominate your mistaken.
See everyone cries foul after something has happened but when things are emerging everyone wants to remain silent until its too late, happens in technology, privacy related issues you name it. So where was your voice to strengthen your current arguement when their patents were being processed? Where was everyone elses, now that the sh## is hitting the fan the roaches crawl out the woodwork to cry "gimme gimme gimme"
Other companies, including Wang and Dell, have been found in violation of antitrust law for not disclosing patent applications, according to several sources and Hyundai legal papers. However, in many of these instances, the companies actively promoted their technology to some degree. By contrast, Rambus was relatively passive.
Either way you cut the cake Rambus does have the patents for it. Whether or not it chose to either negligently, or out of sheer stupidity the fact remains they have the patents. This sort of reminds me of the Swedish citizen who invented I think it was the mouse and never took a patent out on it out of feeling the need to not make it an issue. Well years later he went to do so and the general feeling towards him was "screw you!" Its a mad mad mad mad world we send packets through.
400 thousand visitors in February couldn't be wrong
by not disclosing the existence of its intellectual property at the time the memory standards were being formed, according to court papers filed by Hyundai.
Ask yourself, while knowing this is the immoral thing to do, do you think their competitors wouldn't have tried the same slight of hand maneveur. So at the time the standards were being formed can be misleading. Was it BEFORE, DURING, of AFTER, which is the specific here. During the 20th century... well during the 20th century a lot of things happened. Specifics could help here, and no I'm not trying to jump on any side here but there's always two sides to a story and both should be heard fully out before jumping the bandwagon and making assumptions. Actions like this have jeapordized many'a' cases many'a' times
So how is this interesting news?!
First off would it matter what region they're in at this point in time, they're in space for crying out loud and no government can claim juridstiction over that.
Secondly who cares about which cypher of DVD's they're watching, their astronauts in outer space watching a movie. Who do you think they're going to fence a DVD to an alien?
I tried to post an article on the Genome scientists mapping out the code for 98% of the diseases affecting humans earlier and it got bumped for this? Holy shit what has
Slashdot 2001 could it be true?
Privacy concerns, and governments addresses over these concerns, are like water and oil. Current events should point out the true factors when thinking about these two, although many never take the time to delve deeper into the situation, often overlooking many important factors that would normally be an outrage after the occurance, but seldom questioned until it is too late.
Politicians are often older people who will never utilize computers in the same fashions as us, and often do not understand what is going on. Law enforcement often uses scare tactics by injecting some outrageous scenarios into the minds of these politicians using cryptic terms themselves in hoping these politicians will pass these laws without incident, which will benefit law enforcement, and cripple the people.
Breakdown of questionable issues:
HR46 was an attempt to sneak a fast one.
Carnivore was used dozens of times and the FBI claims it was mostly on hackers. Note: Its been found that the Carnivore snoops everything on a segment what about your traffic? Were you on that network, was your traffic snooped?
makes me wonder...
FBI claims Castro is a hacker. In a country where they have close to nothing, do you really believe Cuba is a threat to the US, or is this just an attempt to step on Cuba when their down?
Bin Laden using technology to hide activities. Note: this isn't new news and judging from experiences in history, we've always needed an enemy for the sake of remaining a super power by enforcing authority. So if Osama is such a huge threat why isn't he stopped cold? Because the government can't or because they don't want to for the purpose of having an enemy?
Take a quick look at some of the stuff posted by Louis Tenet this week and do some rational thinking about how situations arise which can be handled by government, but are often purposely misconstrued for the sake of promoting other hidden agendas. Government will try to take as much privacy away as they can, any government so don't be fooled.
And it goes on and on with no end in site.
shhh... the world is out to get me
Right now I'm working on vi vi vi (Bye Bye Bye NSync rip), Mrs Jackson -- Outkast (only to be sung by JessJackson) and some other ones... stay tuned ;)
some sexy chick from back in the days
sung to Eminem's "Stan"... retouched...
Slashdot's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning blue screen on my Windows and I can't script at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad -- it's not so bad
Dear Rob, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my email, my ICQ, and my yahoo chat at the bottom
I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with your postfix or somethin
Sometimes I scribble email addees too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fsck it, what's been up? Man how's your boxes?
My boxes is linux too, I'm bout to be a compiler
once I learn gcc,
I'ma go on and compile for hours
I read about your Palm Pilot too I'm sorry
I had a friend lose his Palm over at the airport in Maradonna
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even read all your Linux news and Microsoft posts man
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the way you sold
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
Dear Rob, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FSCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your Linux World
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my Senior sys admin he's only 26 years old
We waited on a 9600 baud for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fsckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Boston - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never had a clue about shit either
I used to gcc shit with my wife then beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your page
so when I feel like rmusering I read Slashdot to begin the rage
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of slashdot across the chest
Sometimes I even packet myself to see how much it floods
It's like adrenaline, the DDoS is such a sudden rush of blood
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Rob, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Waste-A-Packet-On-My-Fans,
this'll be the last packet I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two emails
I wrote the @ signs on 'em perfect
So this is my payload I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm on my modem now, 9600 baud do you fear it
Hey Rob, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to code?
You know the song that was written on the comode
about that little turd that could've saved that other turd from drowning
but didn't instead he left the person on the toilet shitting
That's kinda how shit is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downloads now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Rob, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Rob {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to code
Hey Rob, that's my senior admin screamin from the comode
but I didn't cut the power off, I just rebooted, see I ain't like you
cause if rm -rf'd we'd suffer more, and then the boxes die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost BGP bridged now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this packet out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your box is running now, how'd you like your gcc?
Look, I'm really flattered you would install 7.0 Redhat
and here's an autograph for your senior sys admin
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to DDoS lamers too?
I say that shit just clownin dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
so heres some more Linux stories to keep your ass busy when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
I sold Slashdot for thousands so now I'm a single rich geeky jetsetter
I really think you and your boxes need each other
or maybe you just need to treat them better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that overclocking requires some stronger fans
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and switched his router for a bridge
and his packets were blackholed, and his DNS couldn't get digged
and in the colo they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
sil @ antioffline
sung to Eminem's I'mma kill you... sil-at-antioffline.com
When I was just a little Jr Admin
My bosses used to tell me these crazy things
They used to tell me my daddy was an evil bofh
They used to tell me he'd rmuser me
But then I got a little bit older and I realized they were the crazy ones
And there was nothing I could do or say to change them
Cause that's just they way they were
They said I can't rap about broken scripts no more
They didn't say I can't rap about perl no more
Slut, you think I'm not a coding whore
Till my terminal are broken and don't work no more
These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playin'
Thinking I'm sayin' this shit 'cause I'm thinkin' it
Just to be sayin' it
Put your scripts down bitch I ain't gon' shoot you
I'mma trap you in my sys fscking chroot you
Shut up, slut you're causing too much chaos
Just gcc file.c -o file ok ma
Oh, now he's rm -rf'ing his own mother, abusing her
Worse drinking diet coke, and we gave him the Slashdot cover?
You're goddamn right bitch, and now it's too late
I'm downloading from Freshmeat 9600 baud is making me wait
I invented violence you vile, venomous, vomital bitches
Vain, vicadin, vrin-vrin-vrin
Texas chainsaw, left his brains all
unmangling code while his thoughts barely hangs on
apache, mutt, postfix, what!
spam more RAM, I'M NUTS, YOU HERE ME JUST NUTS
Bitch, I'mma chroot you
You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me
Bitch, I'mma chroot you
You don't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin'
so stop emailing me
You better kill -9 me
I'mma be another sysadmin dead
For poppin' off at the term with scripts I didn't sed
But when they kill -9 me
I'm bringin' the world with me
Bitches too, rm -rf don't mean a thang to me
I said you don't wanna fuck with Sys addee
Cause Sys addee will fuckin' chroot you
You don't wanna fuck with Sys addee
Cause Sys addee will fuckin' chroot you
Bitch, I'mma chroot you
Like a Windows sys I'mma reboot you
In a colo with mildew, Cali, no power still dude
Fuck with me, I've been through hell, shut the hell up
I'm try-na to re-configure this machine on ebay to sell it
I ain't Acid code but I code on acid
Got a new touch screen with X86 added
Woops, is that a subliminal hint? No!
It's criminal intent, to sodomize Linux again
Sysadmin offend? No, Sysadmin'll assault
And if you ever give it to him you'll give him an impulse
To chroot again, then if he does it again
You probabaly end up jumping out of something up in the tents
Bitch, I'mma chroot you
I ain't done, this ain't the chorus
I ain't even chown your dir yet replace more and less
A Windows box is bluescreened after restart it three or four times
In a crash but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial scripted hiding scripting material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of out medicine
Out of our minds, and we want in yours
Let us in
Or I'mma chroot you
You don't wanna fsck with me
Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me
Bitch, I'mma chroot you
You don't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin'
so stop emailing me
You better kill -9 me
I'mma be another sysadmin dead
For codin' off at my term with scripts I didn't sed
But when they kill -9 me
I'm bringin' the world with me
Bitches too, you ain't nothin' but a girl to me
I said you don't wanna fuck with Sys Addee
Cause Sys adde will fuckin' kill you
You don't wanna fuck with Sys Addee
Cause Sys Addee will fuckin' kill you
Know why I say these things
Cause newbies screams be creepin' in Sysaddee's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't script these things
From php to perl better forget shitty JSP
ASP, whatever, I hate these things
Fsck postgres, I hope this mysql'll isn't compiled jinxed
Motherfuckers want me to come on their slashdot
Just to argue with them 'cause the moderators stink?
Fsck that, I'll choke Jon Katz to CmndrTaco
From timothy to all seventy thousand pounds of her
From the princapal to student body and counseler
From in school to before school to outta school
I don't even believe in breathin'
I'm leavin' air in your lungs so you can keep screamin'
For me to seep it
Okay, I'm ready to go play
I got the servers from Ebay
I'm ready to make everyone's site lag
You faggots keep egging me on
Till I have code some scripts till you beg me to stop?
Shut up, give me your hands and feet
I said shut up when I'm talking to you
You hear me? Answer me
Or I'mma chroot you
You don't wanna fsck with me
Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me
Bitch, I'mma kill -9 you
You don't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin'
so stop emailing me
You better kill -9 me
I'mma be another sysadmin dead
For piping some bash script then parsing it with sed
But when they kill -9 me
I'm bringin' the world with me
Bitches too, you ain't nothin' but a girl to me
I said you don't wanna fuck with Sysaddee
Cause Sysaddee will fuckin' chroot you
You don't wanna fuck with Sysaddee
Cause Sysaddee will fuckin' chroot you
Ha-ha-ha!
I'm just playin' (l)user
You know I love you
The US is on a role to censor all that it can nowadays presenting the notion that things which are not under direct control of government are somehow threatening to the well being of the US.
The CIA posted a speech by Louis Tenet, their director about one of the threates facing the US' superpower status, which went like this:
Mr. Chairman, we are in a race with technology itself. We are creating relations with the private sector and academia to help us keep pace with ever-changing technology. Last year I established the Information Operations Center within CIA to bring together our best and brightest to ensure that we had a strategy for dealing with the cyber threat.
This is part of the same government the is getting its servers defaced every other month, and not because their clueless, but rather because they use these istances to push for more power and funding.
Along with partners in the Departments of Justice, Energy, and Defense we will work diligently to protect critical US information assets. Let me also say that we must view our space systems and capabilities as part of the same critical infrastructure that needs protection.
Speech can be found here
Here's a solution for this threat, DON'T POST CLASSIFIED MATERIALS ONLINE, which they don't so what exactly is this threat? Someone DDoS'ing a webserver? 15 years ago when they only had the SIPRNET amongst themselves this wasn't an issue, they still use SIPRNET but now its an issue?
Violence will always be violence and will always exist and whether video games, movies, music promotes it is never truly known, all we hear about are studies, and polls which claim this is the case, violence is fueled by games, music, etc. I never took any polls asking me questions, have you? Where are they getting their information from? has anyone took a quick look to think about this, who exactly is it thats answering these questions, and who gave them the right to decide for the majority of the people?
Lacking the control they would love to have, the government will attempt to control as much as they can while they'll turn around and their explanation will be "Its for your own good", well to be honest I'm more concerned about getting better funding for schools, building housing for those in need, drug rehabilitation vs. incarceration. Not for my tax dollars to be spent by political bigwigs chasing the people at Bonsai Kitten because they think its immoral. Why haven't they done anything to sites like Defacation Vacation which posts pictures of women getting raped, killed, etc? Surely a life of a human would supercede a kitten?
The same government is claiming that Cuba is our worse enemy, are you serious? Cuba? Give me a break Uncle Scam, Cuba is so crippled the only threat they could pose is if they stopped smuggling Cigars to those in Politics under the table.
We can't forget the Osama Bin Laden incident where he's using crypto and stenography. Whats next are they going to go after Spam Mimmic for jumbling up words?
anyways enough rambling I have better things to do
Funny how the Nag Hamadi scrolls (which were Jesus' own words) contradicts what God supposedly says in the bible and points out the failure of need for the church, makes you wonder if this is the reason the churches denounce the scrolls. How hypocritical.
As for Mary minding she never had a choice.
Pathetic examples? Is this what you call it, I think of the whole concept in believing in god is pathetic. Try reading some Nietzsche.
You seem to do a lot of assuming which is pretty boring and uneventful thus not worthy of arguing. Prove "god" exists then I'll eat my PC. I gave no assumptions only whats written. And as for my page being "ugly" I take that as a compliment since most religious buffs look for a way out of factual findings.
Well, assuming the Biblical god is in fact a supernatural deity, wouldn't it make sense that he could do Special Stuff?
What did Benny Hill teach us about assumptions? ass u me...
So a deity that rapes a 13 year old (Mary), then impregnates her is ok? Not only did he rape her by making her pregnant, but she remained a virgin, but wait how come out of billions of other women she's the only one to achieve this miracle status? Give me a break
So since you wanna "assume" then what about the other god's other people have written about, Thor (Scandinavians), Aztec Gods, Mayan Gods, Islamic gods, etc., I guess they're all absurd since there is only one then? According to calendar buddhism predates Christianity, this would make Buddha the only god wouldn't it?