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  1. My collection on Spammers Say the Darndest Things · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like the author of the article, I too have been collecting the most poetic entries:

    • Every woman that sleeps with you will wake up with the smile on her face.
    • A big member rules - she is satisfied, you are proud.
    • You can fulfill her request and become extremely blessed.
    • Having an awesome friend in your pants is all you need in this life.
    • A big instrument is a mortgage to success.
    • When your tool is big, the rest of the world seems so little for you.
    • Catch rapturous girls' looks on your zipper protuberance.
    • The best and easiest way to improve your lovemaking is the improvement of your love instrument.
    • Filll your bed partner's brain with the excitement and satisfaction.
  2. Re:With "Web 2.0"... on Silicon Valley Firms Having Cash Showers · · Score: 1

    Sorry. You're not first. 605 Google hits for "Hype 2.0" so far:

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22hype+2.0%2 2&btnG=Google+Search

  3. Re:Requires User to Authenticat on Ancient Flaws May Leave Mac OS X Vulnerable · · Score: 1

    You should see my admin key: it is a 10^12 digit mersenne prime.

    Hey! You should tell the GIMPS guys! They've only gotten up to ones that are 10^10 digits big! ;)

  4. Related article on The Greying of the Mainframe Elite · · Score: 1

    Here's another article from the Big Iron newsletter, "Mainframe, Z Next Generation".

    Here's a quoute from the article:
    Apparently IBM IBM has committed to maintain the level of mainframe experts in the field, which means adding 20,000 or so people who are trained in mainframe technologies between now and 2010

  5. Re:Not that great on Intel and BlueArc Set New Mail Server Record · · Score: 1

    > Firstly I assume this is just a raw delivery setup

    It is not. In addition to the SMTP service, the benchmark models POP3 service as well. From the FAQ, http://www.spec.org/mail2001/docs/faq.html :

    "SPECmail2001 is an industry standard benchmark designed to measure a system's ability to act as a mail server compliant with the Internet standards Simple Mail Transfer Protocol (SMTP) and Post Office Protocol -Version 3 (POP3). The benchmark models consumer users of an Internet Service Provider (ISP) by simulating a real world workload. The goal of SPECmail2001 is to enable objective comparisons of mail server products."

  6. Re:And being Indian ... on Going Beyond Fermat's Last Theorem · · Score: 1

    And pointing out the obvious:

    The word "algorithm", which a few of the fellow slashdotters might be familiar with, comes from "Al-Khwarizmi"...

  7. Re:Competition Regulations on Adobe Buys Macromedia for $3.4B · · Score: 4, Informative

    Quark is still around, and they have a solid user base in the media industry, not to mention the GPL:ed page layout program Scribus, which is coming along nicely...

  8. The original on Jabberwocky In ActionScript · · Score: 5, Informative

    Lewis Carroll

    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

    "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    The frumious Bandersnatch!"

    He took his vorpal sword in hand:
    Long time the manxome foe he sought--
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
    And stood awhile in thought.

    And, as in uffish thought he stood,
    The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
    And burbled as it came!

    One two! One two! And through and through
    The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
    He went galumphing back.

    "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
    He chortled in his joy.

    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

  9. Re:Is it me? on Online Replacements for Desktop Apps? · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the confidentiality issue... I work for a financial services company, and a few years ago, we were looking at ways to quickly re-purpose a bunch of PDF documents to HTML, and one proposed solution was a web service that offered online conversion of such documents for free.

    Perhaps you were looking at my Online viewer for PDF, PostScript and Word? ;) - The viewer is GPL, so if privacy is a concern, you still have the ability to install it on your own servers...

    Regards

  10. Re:Algorithms on "Evolved" Caches Could Speed the Net · · Score: 1

    ...
    > 3. Cash those pages.

    4. Profit!

  11. Obligatory on Russia, China World's Biggest Spammers · · Score: 1

    1. In Soviet Russia
    2. ...
    3. Profit!

  12. More like #84 on Teraflop In A Box At SC2003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you look at the more recent November 2003 list instead of the older June 2003 one, this cluster would rate more like #84 than #38.

  13. Re:Borges and the Chinese Room on Designers - Are You Influenced By What You Read? · · Score: 1

    My Internet version of the Borgesian Library: Linkfinity - "The infinite monkeys of links"

  14. Aight on Strike on Iraq · · Score: 1

    Wielding our might
    Is now our plight

    Through the godgiven right
    Of our moral height

    A peacebringing flight
    Surely welcome sight

    Bringing freedom light
    To a deserted night

    Preemptive in spite
    Of the human right

  15. View the document online on Text-Mining Your E-mail · · Score: 1
  16. For the PostScript-impaired on Factoring Breakthrough? · · Score: 5, Informative

    Try viewing the postscript file using the online viewer here instead.

  17. Re:This is stupid... on Russia Declassifies "Stealth" Warship · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fwiw: Smyge was the first test platform in the Swedish stealth programme. Apparently it was successful enough that the Royal Swedish Navy decided to go ahead and order six corvettes based on Smyge technology. These corvettes have been dubbed the "Visby Class Corvette" (the first vessel built was the Visby, named after a Swedish city). The shipyard has some information about the Visby corvettes. The Visby naming ceremony, held in June 2000, was reported on by Jane's defense.

  18. Been there, done that. on Creating Prints of Large Fractals? · · Score: 1

    I have b/w A2 printouts having on my wall @1200 dpi, which is roughly 25600 by 19200 pixels.

    Fractint has three features that you can use in conjunction to generate fractal images of this size. 1) Batch video mode, 2) Tiling, and 3) a way to fit the tiles together to a single image.

    To get started, check out the sections "Batch mode" and "Disk-Video Modes" in the fractint help file.

    The homepage of Fractint is http://www.fractint.org/, which unfortunately seems to be down for the moment...

  19. Re:.doc? on EU IDA Study On OSS · · Score: 1

    Not very surprising. In my experience, the PDF and Word documents (in that order) are the Lingua Franca of the EU for publishing and exchanging documents.

  20. Re:Parasitic Grid. on Wireless Freenets As The Parasitic Grid · · Score: 1

    How about lessnet (as in wire- and -is more) ;-)

  21. Online viewer on PDF Alternatives? · · Score: 1

    Shameless plug: I've got an online viewer for PDF. Saves you from having to install a plugin...

  22. Internet Database Integrator Of Technology on Amusing Job Titles for Business Cards? · · Score: 3

    Hint: it's the acronym, stupid! :-)

  23. There is and it is on Who is Using X11's LBX and RX Features? · · Score: 1

    I can't answer for anyone other solutions, but Tarantella Vision2K *says* it has support for both RX and LBX. As for the ASP part, I know of at least one that is using Tarantella. Whether they're putting RX/LBX to good use, I wouldn't know...

  24. Swedish translation on The Open Source Evangelists Respond · · Score: 1

    A Swedish translation of the statement can be found at: http://www.samurajdata.se/opensource/tillsammans.h tml.

  25. Block Ranger Inc in the client on MPAA Goes After Gnutella · · Score: 1

    New versions of Gnutella clients should make it possible to block known audit nazis like Ranger Inc, possibly by a list of known IP-addresses. A community based effort to maintain a web page with offending IP's wouldn't be too hard to maintain.

    Has anyone spotted Ranger Inc and know what IP's they're operating under? Anybody got any other information about how the operate?