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  1. Re:Polyethylene Glycol? on Military Develops Liquid Body Armor · · Score: 2, Informative

    How in hell did this post get Modded "Insterestng"?

    If you really want to know: look here

    BTW, that was the first hit in google.

  2. And in other news: on Listen to Internet Radio over Wifi · · Score: 0, Troll

    Rhino Gets Amorous With Car
    In all seriousness....how the hell is this news?
    This is brainless and lacks any substance suitable for the slashdot crowd.

  3. Re:The Internet's broken? on Secret Repairs Preceded TCP Flaw Release · · Score: 0, Troll

    As soon as we remove all the SCO code, we'll release a new version.

  4. Re:Has to be said...too easy. on Operation Fastlink Cracks Down on Warez · · Score: 1

    Oh, I get it.....the word "Soviet" is what makes it funny.....non-Soviet Russia jokes are just plain old "off-topic"

    I'll catch on...I promise.

  5. Re:No Russia? on Operation Fastlink Cracks Down on Warez · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Russia, the crack gets YOU!

  6. Re:Where's the challenge? on DOD Kicks Up Cybersecurity Efforts · · Score: 1

    you so wish...LOL.

    Do us a favor then, go to /Users/sjobs/Documents and tar everything up and post it here.

  7. Re:SCO fixes on Linus Torvalds: Backporting Is A Good Thing · · Score: 1

    Dude....are you serious? 'Cuz I wasn't.

    Thank God others got the joke too--hence +4 Funny (was +5 until some assclown marked it as redundant, even though it was 100% original humor.)

  8. SCO fixes on Linus Torvalds: Backporting Is A Good Thing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then perhaps someone should back-port the fixes that remove the SCO code.

    (ducks to avoid flying objects)

  9. Re:OpenBSD is safe? on TCP Vulnerability Published · · Score: 1

    Really....he obviously doesn't use Safari.

  10. Re:OS SW on Cisco HW? on MPAA Infiltrating Campus Nets with Software · · Score: 1

    What's a router?
    Answer: A Computer with a lot of network interfaces

    If you think IOS's are written from scratch, well then, you're the silly one.

  11. Re:OS SW on Cisco HW? on MPAA Infiltrating Campus Nets with Software · · Score: 1

    Yeah...I guess there's no such thing as linux running on a router.

  12. Re:WARNING! on Linux's Achilles Heel Apparently Revealed · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about? My Gravis Ultrasound works just fine, thank you!

  13. Re:Imagine a beowulf cluster of... on Is Sun's Niagara Server Viagra? · · Score: 1

    I got your cluster riiiight HERE

  14. Re:OH NO! on Money That Grows On Trees · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What do you mean? We've been eating Hot Dogs for years!

  15. Re:Resume shooter on Open Sourcing Innovation · · Score: 1

    Actually, your RFID tagging would show you that they send them to India for interpretation.

  16. Re:The Farthest I ever go on Interactive Fiction Competition Opens · · Score: 1

    Heheh...reminds me of some Pirate Treasure Island thingy for my TI-99/4A that came on two, yes, two casette tapes.

    It took forever and a day just to load the damn game--and another couple days to stumble upon the proper syntax for getting out of the initial room:

    OPEN THE NORTH DOOR.

    Then there was LSL, Space Quest, and Police Quest. Those were actually fun. If not equally frustrating. I mean....libbed lubed lubbers? WTF? And that bum and the apples...what was up with that guy?

  17. BOOBLE! on How to Build a Search Engine · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about BOOBLE.

  18. Re:What comes around goes around... on Mars Rock Supports Cross-Seeding Theory · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know, but I think I saw a meteorite that was ejected from Uranus.

    ba-dum-dum!

    Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal..I hear it's delicious.

  19. ADDS or Dislexia? on The Joy of Random Shuffle · · Score: 1

    I don't know which one of my ailments contributed more, but I had to re-read the post a couple time to get that it was a joke. To me, it made perfect sense the first time around!

    Now, what was I doing again? (the drawback to having /. be your browser's home page)

  20. OS Insurance on Insuring Linux, Thanks to SCO · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought Windows insurance was switching to Linux.

    What's Linux insurance--switching to Mac OS X?

  21. IS OS X Special? on Ethereal Packet Sniffing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, I know it's a special OS and everything (posted from Camino).

    But, whenever I use Ethereal on OS X, I just download the latest source. ./configure
    make
    make install

    Then, launch X, and run ethereal.

    So, there you go. There's your chapter on using Ethereal in OS X.
    Happy to help!

  22. Re:Statistics on Mac OS X Trojan Horse Infects MP3s · · Score: 1

    I bet this guy and this guy and this guy (etc, etc, etc) never had any problems either.
    Good for you that your windows box ownz. We all envy joo and your r0x0ring Dell!
    Especially this guy!!!

  23. Re:Statistics on Mac OS X Trojan Horse Infects MP3s · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah yes, the "Wintendo"

    I used to have one of those too, but the BSOD's got too much to deal with, even for gaming. So, I stick to RTCW and get my aggressions out that way (same nick there as well)

  24. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Train Your Own Replacement · · Score: -1, Troll

    All of good komrade's replacement are belong to us

  25. Re:Obligatory on Software Vending Machines · · Score: 1

    Of, course, I should have used the preview button....
    My post should have been:

    1. Hack into <insert Microsoft Product Name Here>
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    But, your reply is waaaay more humorous. :D