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Train Your Own Replacement

An anonymous reader writes "Yahoo reports on how some employers are asking the workers they're laying off to train their foreign replacements - having them dig their own unemployment graves. 'Almost one in five information technology workers has lost a job or knows someone who lost a job after training a foreign worker, according to a new survey by the Washington Alliance of Technology Workers.' It looks like a real dilemma where if you refuse to hire your replacement, you are fired without severance and are ineligible for unemployment benefits, and if you quit, you don't receive severance and are ineligible for unemployment."

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  1. Train My Replacement? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Train My Replacement?

    Sorry, it's not in my job description.

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    1. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, it's not in my job description.

      Good advice. Someone please try it and report back. That is, if you can afford an internet connection after you are fired without severance or unemployment benefits.

    2. Re:Train My Replacement? by TheViciousOverWind · · Score: 1

      Most contracts have some paragraph in it that can be bend to fit that description.

      Is it IT-related to train your own replacement to do eg. programming? I guess it is.

      Still sucks to be asked, but at least it gives you some months of "extra-pay" and you can probably get a recommendation from your boss, if you don't burn bridges.

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    3. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd train him. That is, if his name is "Captain Nemo". That guy was pretty cool.

    4. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      How can you not be eligible for unemployment benefits? The US unemployment benefits scheme must be truly screwed up if you can be ineligible just for quitting a job, or refusing to do something degrading like training a replacement.

      In Australia, if you do not have a job, you are entitled to unemployment benefits, and the only way you can lose them is if you continuously refuse to apply for jobs.

    5. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to train my replacement, and it was done in the sneakiest way. I was one of six helpdesk phone monkeys in a small ISP, and thought I was training an extra. Thats what I was told, and there was no indication I was to be laid off

      I do get some satisfaction from the fact the guy was a clueless moron and didn't take in anything I said, preferring to do his own style. Since the ISP is now going under I hope I contributed to its demise.

    6. Re:Train My Replacement? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Train My Replacement?
      Sorry, it's not in my job description.


      Seriously, in most states a sudden take-it-or-leave-it change in your job requirements is a "just cause" to quit your job and still claim unemployment.

      If you weren't in the business of training people in India... and you don't want to get into that business, you shouldn't have to.

    7. Re:Train My Replacement? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      How can you not be eligible for unemployment benefits? The US unemployment benefits scheme must be truly screwed up if you can be ineligible just for quitting a job, or refusing to do something degrading like training a replacement.

      If you quit it is much harder to get unemp benefits. Better to be terminated if you figure you will be anyway. Pay for how much time do you expect to get? The prior poster seems to forget, when you are asked to train your replacement, because it's implied you will be replaced soon, you do need to question the employers loyalty to YOU and what carrot they plan to give you for your remaining loyalty.

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    8. Re:Train My Replacement? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Informative

      How can you not be eligible for unemployment benefits? The US unemployment benefits scheme must be truly screwed up if you can be ineligible just for quitting a job, or refusing to do something degrading like training a replacement.

      In most cases if you quit, you cannot get benefits. However, I quit once and received full benefits. The reason was because they wanted to cut my salary by 40% and wanted me to work russian time (midnight to 8am - they were outsourcing to Russia, this was in 2001.) I said I would not accept the changes and if they wouldn't keep my at my current salary and hours, I would quit. They said no, I quit immediately. I layed this out to the unemployment people and they said I was justified in quiting. I am not sure if 'not wanting to train a replacement' would go over quite the same.

    9. Re:Train My Replacement? by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      no wrong attitude....

      train him WRONG... fricking screw them as hard as they are screwing you.

      sorry, but if your boss doenst know your job enough to train your replacement then, you will screw them nicely :-)

      just like how I rot13 all the sourcecode I write every night....

      it will take them decades to figure it out. espically when I tell them... "what??? It's psudeocode! you are tellimg me you hired someone so unskilled as they dont know what to do with a psudocode file?? I'll gladly help you as a contractor for $200.00 an hour, minimum 10 hour billing."

      sorry... but if they want to screw you, feel free to return their favor.... just do it legally...

      In my case, I was the local It that they decided that I could write apps, they never specified the language nor bought the tools... and yes I deleted all my self bought tools when I left... I dont want to violate any copyrights...

      oh and be sure to call OSHA and BSA and tip them off to unsafe working conditions and suspected software piracy, that is always good for a payback to a company.

      do I sound bitter? at least now I have a good job with a good company and they are smart enough to use CVS and buy the tools we need....

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    10. Re:Train My Replacement? by Wylfing · · Score: 4, Interesting
      a "just cause" to quit your job and still claim unemployment

      Or, if you live in Minnesota, there is no such thing as an unjust cause. At first I was puzzled by this "dilemma," because in the Socialist Upper Midwest about the only way you can mess up getting unemployment checks is to be working a job on the sly.

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    11. Re:Train My Replacement? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I didn't know Neville Chamberlain was still alive and working in IT.

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    12. Re:Train My Replacement? by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Did Neville get taken in by Adolf or did he realise that blighty was in no position to fight a war and needed time to mobilise?

      Diplomacy is neither easy nor obvious.

    13. Re:Train My Replacement? by jazman_777 · · Score: 4, Funny
      train him WRONG... fricking screw them as hard as they are screwing you.

      Yes, and as Nixon said: "if two wrongs don't make a right, try three." No, he didn't really say that.

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    14. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's amazing how stupid my advice becomes under those circumstances. Nothing I put in writing is going to be incriminating, but I'm sure that something I say every minute or two is going to point him in the wrong direction.

      The bottom line is that companies probably do have the leverage to do this, regardless of the fact that it is unethical and illegal to require a quid pro quo exchange for unemployment eligibility. The reality is that they wouldn't ask you to do it if they didn't need what you know. And I certainly don't consider any illegal agreement forced on me under duress to be binding in any way. Let 'em sue.

    15. Re:Train My Replacement? by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit...

      Me: "This is a partial specialization of a member template using RTTI to handle exceptions thrown by the descriptor class when it blocks on release."

      Raj: "But I only know Java!"

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    16. Re:Train My Replacement? by DoraLives · · Score: 1, Interesting
      if you can afford an internet connection after you are fired without severance or unemployment benefits.

      Actually, the folks down at the unemployment office are surprisingly inclined to accept your side of the story when it comes to getting fired or quitting.

      I've personally received full unemployment bennies after being fired for not performing my job duties a week after getting a small raise, after quitting and moving to Hawaii to go surfing, and after being fired for attempting to organize labor on a shop floor, among other things.

      Don't swallow the FUD. Go for it!!

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    17. Re:Train My Replacement? by crypty · · Score: 1

      Would have to go with not in my job description.Or more to the point asking politely if they really want me to be the one to train the replacement. After all how good a job are you really going to do of replacing the guy/girl who is undercutting your wage to get your job.

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    18. Re:Train My Replacement? by MikeDawg · · Score: 4, Informative

      Please. . . Most, if not all job descriptions I have ever seen (most had to also be signed, with an extra copy I can have), have including these very valuable words at the end: "Any other assigned tasks".

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    19. Re:Train My Replacement? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
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    20. Re:Train My Replacement? by crypty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have always argued to have that particular part removed or rewritten as it has always been my arguement that it is a one liner that basically says forget every thing above this and do as you are told.. Often it is not difficult to argue how this point is not needed as you would be more than happy to engage in any reasonable extra duties from time to time :-)

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    21. Re:Train My Replacement? by crypty · · Score: 1

      but then again i have never worked for a large (HP/SUN) company and as such i cannot say that they would be as flexible on the matter.

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    22. Re:Train My Replacement? by demachina · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Simple solution. Train them but train them badly, very badly. Train them with stuff that sounds plausible but is diametricly opposed to right. What are they going to do, fire you?

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    23. Re:Train My Replacement? by xihr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the idea here is that you train someone you don't know is going to replace you until you get fired.

    24. Re:Train My Replacement? by saden1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, I know of a contractor in our office that was asked to train an incoming contractor who was going to help him with the task assigned to him and he refused by saying "training is not in my job description." You know what management said? "Point well taken!" I realize that contractors are not the same as permanent employees but if you clearly express your unwillingness to fulfill the request in writing you are golden if you get fired or get nothing in return while others received severance packages.

      It is perfectly normal to say it is not in my job description when indeed it is not. Organizing all your work and documents into a nice neat folder should be all you have to do. I personally would write a letter clearly expressing my dissatisfaction and say no and that If they wish, they can retain my services as a contractor after I leave.

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    25. Re:Train My Replacement? by FLEB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's also the difference between "unemployment", given by the state, on the state's terms, and "severance", given by the company, on the company's terms. You might be eligible for unemployment, but give up a (heftier) severance deal if you quit early or get fired.

      Then again, IAN anyone who has experience in this field whatsoever, so take with as much salt as needed.

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    26. Re:Train My Replacement? by Stopmotioncleaverman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Train my replacement?

      Do I look like a Sith lord?

    27. Re:Train My Replacement? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Train them incorrectly so they will break everything they touch. They will end up costing the blood-sucking bosses money. Either that, or go postal.

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    28. Re:Train My Replacement? by Flower · · Score: 1

      If anybody bothers to RTFA you'll notice that "fact" isn't in there. Only one person interviewed expressed the opinion that she felt she might be fired without severence. Something, if you look at the current political landscape, I find difficult to believe. If it did happen and the company didn't have the proverbial 2" binder with complaints about her performance I see lawsuit.

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    29. Re:Train My Replacement? by OrangeTide · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Invent your own forms and policies, create a complete and utter fantasy business and have you and a few other train all the new people against that.

      Of course I'm not sure what sort of civil or criminal liabilities there are in sabotage...

      The real solution here is to just do what you are told, train your replacement. And now that you have no job simply stop buying things. Once the economy crumbles and the US finds itself unable to compete in global economy you can move to India and get a job driving taxis.

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    30. Re:Train My Replacement? by rodgerd · · Score: 1

      Why yes, the checkout for our source control system is "rm -rf".

    31. Re:Train My Replacement? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      I don't usually respond to sigs, but you made a horrible mistake.

      Absolut Vodka corrupts absolutely.

    32. Re:Train My Replacement? by Frymaster · · Score: 3, Insightful
      you do need to question the employers loyalty to YOU

      loyalty? i think a lot of the people in this situation would settle for "respect". and if you're not getting any of that, i have one word for you to consider:

      union.

      remember: your boss bargains in good faith with his supplier because if he didn't they wouldn't do business with him. your boss bargains in good faith with his distributers because if he didn't they wouldn't do business with him either.

      why does your boss think his labour is exempt from this common sense?

    33. Re:Train My Replacement? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      In Australia, if you do not have a job, you are entitled to unemployment benefits, and the only way you can lose them is if you continuously refuse to apply for jobs.

      If you *resign* from a job (ie: leave it voluntarily) you can't get the dole for 6 (might even be 8 - it's been 6 months since I went through this) weeks.

    34. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading these feedbacks I am suprised no-one has been doing a denial of service attack on the companies outsourced partners. I am definately not advocating this action; just suprised an IT war has not broken out considering all the bad vibes in these post.

    35. Re:Train My Replacement? by xmorg · · Score: 0

      I sure hope I will never have to do this. My Job gets less and less technical, and the company openly admints large company groth... in INDIA! Nothing against the good people of India until I start doing fries at McDonalds, which thankfully hasnt happened yet :) I will be interesting to see how they outsource drive through mcD's service :/

    36. Re:Train My Replacement? by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

      Oh no, they (Corporate America) actually have the audacity to actually tell you that you are being replaced.

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    37. Re:Train My Replacement? by BJZQ8 · · Score: 5, Funny

      An individual that I know that is retired from a factory did something similar; when the company wanted him to train some "temporary replacements" for a strike. He was a machinist and ran very expensive, very large machines. Among these was a Jig Bore, a very large machine something like a vertical mill. It had powered axes, but had been rigged by some electricians to have its vertical power axis control on the back of the panel. The original knob on the front was a "dummy" and not hooked to anything. This was fine, as he knew about it. He didn't tell his "replacement" about it, however, and when the strike ensued, he turned the machine off and put it on maximum down feed. When they came back from the prolonged strike, the machine had a huge chunk out of its bed...where someone had turned on the machine and watched helplessly as it rammed its cutter into the table.

    38. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm your replacement, you insensitive clod!

    39. Re:Train My Replacement? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Funny

      Absolut Vodka corrupts absolutely.

      And what's worse, Grey Goose evaporates! I can never keep a bottle around more than a day.

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    40. Re:Train My Replacement? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Informative

      The reason was because they wanted to cut my salary by 40% and wanted me to work russian time (midnight to 8am - they were outsourcing to Russia, this was in 2001.)

      This could be construed as constructive dismissal - making unreasonable demands or not paying salary is usually the same as outright firing someone.

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    41. Re:Train My Replacement? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If anybody bothers to RTFA you'll notice that "fact" isn't in there. Only one person interviewed expressed the opinion that she felt she might be fired without severence. Something, if you look at the current political landscape, I find difficult to believe. If it did happen and the company didn't have the proverbial 2" binder with complaints about her performance I see lawsuit.

      Exactly. If they could fire you without severance for not training your replacement (when "trainer" isn't your job), then all they'd need to do to reduce layoff costs would be to assign everyone an impossible task (translate this manual to sanskrit!) then fire them for non-performance of duties. The dope who thought she'd be instantly canned is, well, a dope.

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    42. Re:Train My Replacement? by Tassach · · Score: 1
      "Additional duties as required".

      That magic disclaimer is in just about every job description I've ever seen. So, yes, it is in your job description, and if you don't do it, it constitutes gross negligence making you ineligible for unemployment.

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    43. Re:Train My Replacement? by kcbrown · · Score: 5, Insightful
      remember: your boss bargains in good faith with his supplier because if he didn't they wouldn't do business with him. your boss bargains in good faith with his distributers because if he didn't they wouldn't do business with him either.

      why does your boss think his labour is exempt from this common sense?

      Because he has a lot more power over his labor than over his suppliers and distributors. This is especially true in an economy where jobs are scarce, like the current U.S. one.

      Economic transactions are affected as much by the relative power of the actors as they are by the supply and demand situation. Corporations today have much more power than even a large group of individuals, since the corporations can affect the individuals either through the legal system (they can afford many more lawyers than individuals can) or through the government directly (I think it's accurate to say that corporations control most of what goes on in the U.S. government today, at least for those things that affect U.S. residents). Any economic model which doesn't account for power disparity is one that simply isn't going to be accurate.

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    44. Re:Train My Replacement? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      > all they'd need to do to reduce layoff costs
      > would be to assign everyone an impossible task
      > then fire them for non-performance of duties

      You haven't worked much in this country, have you?

      The above is called normal employment here.

      You try to do your job, but brain-dead management does not allow you to have the tools, the training, the time, the budget, the competent co-workers, whatever, to do said job. Then they fire you when the fault was entirely theirs.

      This is commonplace in American business.

      Get a clue.

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    45. Re:Train My Replacement? by Greyfox · · Score: 1, Insightful
      That doesn't take much effort. You're generally talking about a product of huge complexity that evolved through changing business needs through years of service. And you're supposed to impart years of experience to someone whose first language is not your own in a matter of weeks? Usually with no specifications or requirements documentation? You could do the best job in the world and your sick sad replacement will still do his job about as well as a college intern when they shit-can you.

      And come on, we can all see the writing on the wall these days right? They may blow some happy smoke up your ass about there being enough work for everyone and how they hope the India venture will compliment the local developers and yadda yadda but at the end of the day you know you're training the guy they want to replace you with. If they don't offer to contract you back at $200 an hour in a couple of months it's probably because your project wasn't really all that important to the company and was shit-canned anyway.

      But hey, I've been there before. You can very confidently look your manager in the eye when he brings your pink slip by and tell him "You know your job is next, right?" Because it is. He might be buying in to all the happy smoke the company's blowing up his ass about how they'll still need managers around even though all the teams they used to manage are now in other countries. But hey, I got a line on a new job. I'm going to be an outsourcing consultant. And I'm going to pitch outsourcing our prison systems. That's right, lets ship a bunch of felons for incarceration in India. I bet it would be a lot less expensive to keep a prisoner over there than it is here.

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    46. Re:Train My Replacement? by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Any economic model which doesn't account for power disparity is one that simply isn't going to be accurate.

      ergo: union. a union is about balancing the power between ownership/mgmt and labour. when you negotiate your contract - if you have one over and above the nda, that is - it's usually you versus the entire, organized, funded monolith of management. they hold all the power and the most you can do is threaten to walk.

      with a union, you have the threat of the entire labour group's work to rule, slowdown or strike. it balances things out a bit.

      programmers need to stop thinking about themselves as some sort of "upper" class. yes, we have some very specialized knowledge and create things that have great value... but so do carpenters and electricians.

      we're tradespeople and we need a trade union. if you think otherwise, remember your hubris and vanity when you get the shaft from management.

    47. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ban the AC"

      Fuck you.

    48. Re:Train My Replacement? by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      A union? Bah!
      I'm sure management will listen to Reason.

      (Some of you think I'm goofy. The rest of you have read Snow Crash one too many times.)

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    49. Re:Train My Replacement? by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 1

      A worthy motto indeed, sir. ;)

      -Carolyn

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    50. Re:Train My Replacement? by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      Keep an eye out on the news for anything that sounds reminiscent of the end of "Office Space"

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    51. Re:Train My Replacement? by plasm4 · · Score: 0

      but three lefts do make a right

    52. Re:Train My Replacement? by Glonoinha · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bah!
      Train him.
      Become his best buddy. He is going to need a friend here as he is a stranger in a strange land.
      Take him out to experience fine American food.
      Introduce him to tequila. Lots and lots of tequila.
      While the tequila is flowing teach him 'drinking games' and insure that he will blow a .20 BAC.
      Make sure he gets home safe and sound by sitting in the passenger seat navigating while he drives home. Navigate him past all the friendly police officers.

      Nothing says loving like a DWI. God forbid the cops find a baggie of mariwa... maryjuan... mauriwan... shit. God forbid the cops find cocaine in his jacket pocket when they pat him down. Those pesky foreigners and their drugs. Welcome to PMITA prison.

      Only way to make it even funnier is you being totally sober at the time.

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    53. Re:Train My Replacement? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      You haven't worked much in this country, have you? The above is called normal employment here. You try to do your job, but brain-dead management does not allow you to have the tools, the training, the time, the budget, the competent co-workers, whatever, to do said job. Then they fire you when the fault was entirely theirs. This is commonplace in American business. Get a clue.

      While you correctly describe a common situation, what you've described does not match "the above". Unless all those people were hired as trainers, your situation is inapplicable. Besides, as the original poster noted, nobody has been fired for not training their replacement.

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    54. Re:Train My Replacement? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit... Me: "This is a partial specialization of a member template using RTTI to handle exceptions thrown by the descriptor class when it blocks on release."

      That is just what OO was invented for ;-)

    55. Re:Train My Replacement? by gnovos · · Score: 2

      If they wish, they can retain my services as a contractor after I leave.

      Not in California. There are laws in place that dissallow a company from hiring employees as contractors until six months after they leave.

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    56. Re:Train My Replacement? by Xaymot · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sure that's the most awesome machinist joke ever.

      God I wish I could get it.

    57. Re:Train My Replacement? by br00tus · · Score: 1

      "Because he has a lot more power over his labor than over his suppliers and distributors."

      And his labor has a lot more power over him. It's never fun to have your entire workforce walk out and start a picket line outside your door.

      "This is especially true in an economy where jobs are scarce, like the current U.S. one."

      There have been reserve armies of unemployed workers forever...of course it was raised in the last few years so rentiers could have more leverage over workers...but that's the point of its existence.

      "Corporations today have much more power...through the legal system...through the government directly"

      Of course. As John Dewey once said, politics is the shadow cast on society by big business.

    58. Re:Train My Replacement? by Hecatonchires · · Score: 1

      I think he made the machine cut two much down, when the knob that determined how much was hidden. Maybe its funny.

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    59. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They wouldn't be.

    60. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Before the dot domb, I was constantly amazed at the hostile attitudes on slashdot toward unions. I'm not sure if that sentiment was a by-product of union-bashing propaganda or just plain selfishness. Now that the IT worker is no longer an endangered species and worker's rights are getting trampelled on, I's wager a few more people around here are starting to wish they had the protection of union representation. A bit late although better late than never.

      "we're tradespeople and we need a trade union"

      Excellent point.

    61. Re:Train My Replacement? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is perfectly normal to say it is not in my job description when indeed it is not.

      Immunity from termination is also not in your job description.

    62. Re:Train My Replacement? by saden1 · · Score: 1

      It then becomes a matter for lawyers and a public relation nightmare.

      Even though termination without cause is legal in many states it is still prudent to have cause.

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    63. Re:Train My Replacement? by calidoscope · · Score: 1
      Did Neville get taken in by Adolf or did he realise that blighty was in no position to fight a war and needed time to mobilise?

      Actually it was Germany that was in no position to fight - they were outnumbered by the Czechs, Poles and French. By ceding Czechoslovakia to Hitler, it allowed the Germans to move tens of thousands of troops from the Czech border to the French border. In addition, the Germans got access to the Czech armanents makers. In other words, a seriously stupid move on Chamberlain's part.

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    64. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never resigned from a job before, so I didn't know that, but it seems pretty harsh. Still, I guess that unless you resign on the spot, you can at least save up a bit of money to tide you over. Either that, or enroll in a course straight away, and get the AusStudy allowance.

      It would be interesting to see how it works if you give them six-week's notice. Does that eliminate the six-week period?

    65. Re:Train My Replacement? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unions also use the threat of violence. Consider if you wish to be a member of a group that were it not called a "union", would be a criminal organization.

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    66. Re:Train My Replacement? by Xaymot · · Score: 1

      Ah the machinist. A craftsman of the ages.

      He should have just lit the place on fire.

    67. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow! Companies can be violent too. So can football teams. Should we ban them?

      Seriously. It is rare for unions to be violent. Stereotyping them is just ridiculous. Modern unions are more about ensuring managers don't exploit employees (and recovering employee entitlements when they do) than collective bargaining or strikes.

    68. Re:Train My Replacement? by iamhassi · · Score: 3, Informative

      They tried to unionize at Convergys SBC DSL tech support and management fired 78 people and shifted calls to another call center while they hired new people. New employees are now showed a anti-union video made by Convergys the very first day of training and paid $9.25/hr with nickel raises every 6 months.

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    69. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it illegal to discriminate against unions in the USA, like the rest of the world?

      In fact, the only countries I know of that discriminated against unions were Communist bloc nations.

    70. Re:Train My Replacement? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      I think this is bullshit. In illinois you must be involuntarily unemployed, and can only be disqualified (except for some very particular instances) if you were fired for felony or serious misconduct. It's not misconduct to refuse to train a replacement for your job, outside your job description.

    71. Re:Train My Replacement? by ragnar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      programmers need to stop thinking about themselves as some sort of "upper" class. yes, we have some very specialized knowledge and create things that have great value... but so do carpenters and electricians.

      I think we need to start thinking of ourselves as professionals. Unions are for blue collar whiners who refuse to adapt to the economic tides. We would be much better served by professional association, akin to the lawyers BAR or the AMA.

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    72. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Australia, IT workers are represented by the Association of Profesional Engineers, Scientists and Managers, Australia (APESMA). This is both a professional society and a union (it is a member of the Australian Council of Trade Unions).

      It seems to be an American-specific thing that unions are only for blue-collar workers.

    73. Re:Train My Replacement? by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Actually both of you are wrong.

      Britain still had the largest Empire in the world. The well established policy for retaining as much of that Empire as possible, as cheaply as possible was appeasement. Britain was a small island people ruling a huge empire, fighting to keep all of it wasn't really viable.

      This also applied to countries that Germany (ie other major Western powers) that aspired to have their own overseas Empires.

      And don't forget a) Germany was very badly dealt with after WW1- unlike WW2 I think it's much harder to pin the blame on Germany for WW2. And b) a lot of people had a sympathy with what Hitler was doing in Germany- sorting out hyperinflation, building auto-bahns, instilling some discipline. That at least was the perception.

      So Chamberlain was following a century of, succesful, British foreign policy in appeasing Hitler. His only mistake was not realising that Hitler was not one of his "civilised peers: he could not be appeased. He really did mean it when he said he aimed to wipe out whole peoples. Everything else was a means to that end.

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    74. Re:Train My Replacement? by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      programmers need to stop thinking about themselves as some sort of "upper" class. yes, we have some very specialized knowledge and create things that have great value... but so do carpenters and electricians.

      I think the difference between electricians and programmers is that electricians don't give away their work for free.

      -a

    75. Re:Train My Replacement? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      How about the economy doesn't crumble? How about it actually starts doing a lot better, once they stop paying a mint to all the incompetents and con artists hired during the dot com fraud?

      I'll say it again: heck, forget even about offshoring or foreign workers. Most companies would actually see _increased_ productivity from just firing half the "programmers". No, not replacing them. Fire the incompetent frauds, and let them go back to flipping burgers or whatever their little brain can actually handle. The decreased overhead will actually let the ones who actually work, be more productive.

      When you see statistics like "68% of those hired as Java developpers don't even know Java" or I've even seen one saying basically "3 out of 4 programmers can't actually program"... gotta wonder: why the fsck does someone pay them?

      During the dot com fraud days, any drooling cretin could take a bogus 2 week Java or C++ course, often without even having to show up or take any exam. Just give us the money and we'll give you a bogus diploma. And retarded PHBs hired these idiots anyway.

      The only problem is that 90% of them not only didn't know anything useful to start with, they weren't planning to learn either. Most didn't have the brain to, anyway.

      Keeping them employed is actually causing a _loss_ to the company. You're paying an oversized salary to a cretin who can't produce anything useful. Or produces something which is as "secure" as posting your company's internal data on a billboard on the highway. And even that needs years of debugging to even work at all. Somewhat work.

      You're also paying rent for more office space, more electricity used, more administrative overhead for the oversized teams full of drooling incompetents, etc.

      And I say it's about damn time that someone sent these leeches and frauds back to flipping burgers, or whatever they're qualified for. Bring back the days when competence actually mattered.

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    76. Re:Train My Replacement? by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Can you even imagine the consequences of a hackers' strike?

      Just for one week, what would happen if everyone walked out? Just leave the machines to themselves and to the tender mercies of the script kiddies... for one week?

      How long would any company - any society - be able to go before caving in? Not very.

      Seriously: a hackers' trade union sounds like a very, _very_ good idea.

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    77. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Train them incorrectly so they will break everything they touch. They will end up costing the blood-sucking bosses money. Either that, or go postal.

      Unfortunately, at BofA (Bunch of Assholes), your severance package is made dependent on the "Quality of training" of your replacement. Fuck up the training and you can kiss off your package. I'm sure it will go no better for their current employees as they finish their merger with Fleet. In San Francisco, they have a long-standing reputation of terminating in this manner: you are escorted from your desk to a room where you and others are informed you have been terminated; you are given one hour to fill out all the forms; failure to fill out _all_ forms = no severance; one of the forms you must sign says you are resigning voluntarily; a list of those who sign the form is sent to EDD, so you'll be ineligible for unemployment, as you have agreed you weren't fired; upon leaving the room, you are escorted to the front door by someone carrying a box containing the contents of your desk which were deemed "personal" by the person who cleaned out your desk on your behalf and in your absence.

    78. Re:Train My Replacement? by Alex · · Score: 1



      In my case, I was the local It that they decided that I could write apps, they never specified the language nor bought the tools... and yes I deleted all my self bought tools when I left... I dont want to violate any copyrights...


      No wonder they replaced you,

      Alex

    79. Re:Train My Replacement? by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've never resigned from a job before, so I didn't know that, but it seems pretty harsh.

      Personally I think it's a good idea. IMHO, welfare should only be for

      Full-time students, who are (theoretically, at least) too busy studying to work and will "pay back" any money they get given by their greater potential productivity;

      People who are physically or mentally incapable of working; and

      People who, through no fault of their own, are in a position where their income disappears.

      In particular, people falling into the latter category should only receive benefits while they actively search for work and/or contribute back to society (ie: work for the Dole).

      People who voluntarily resign, IMHO, don't fall into either of these categories.

      Still, I guess that unless you resign on the spot, you can at least save up a bit of money to tide you over.

      That's exactly what you should do. If you don't have at least 3 months salary squirrelled away somewhere - particularly if you have a mortgage or other long-term debt - then you're being irresponsible. I do concede it is difficult in some circumstances to save up that much money, but if you don't have it saved, you shouldn't be resigning.

      It would be interesting to see how it works if you give them six-week's notice. Does that eliminate the six-week period?

      Not IIRC. It's 6 weeks from the day you leave. You can *register* for the Dole the day you walk out the door (and I highly recommend doing so), but you won't start getting any payments for 6 weeks.

    80. Re:Train My Replacement? by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 0

      yeah, then we could have all got the joke :P

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    81. Re:Train My Replacement? by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 0

      train him WRONG... fricking screw them as hard as they are screwing you.

      its the american way son :)

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    82. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ah! Job security through obscurity!

    83. Re:Train My Replacement? by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a story one of my previous team leaders told me. While he working as a contractor at a large company, he found himself being asked to train up a new graduate. He didn't need a consultation with Mystic Meg to see what was going to happen in the near future. Since the trainee's first language wasn't English, he provided some additional lessons in corporate-executive-speak. These included phrases such as "luvely-jubbly" for when things are going really well, "tickety-tock" when everything is completed on time, and "running bootifully" when a system booted up without a hitch. He also suggested putting "whiteboard rafting" under the Interests section of the resume.

    84. Re:Train My Replacement? by robnauta · · Score: 2, Funny
      programmers need to stop thinking about themselves as some sort of "upper" class. yes, we have some very specialized knowledge and create things that have great value... but so do carpenters and electricians.

      I think the difference between electricians and programmers is that electricians don't give away their work for free.

      Suppose people were given a choice between paying an electrician to install wiring and lights and choosing a free hacker that just experiments with some new cool ideas he just though of, does a pisspoor job, wastes 100 hours on a 8-hour job installing all kinds of extra's that you didn't ask for and starting from scratch again at a whim, and then abandones it at 80% complete with a comment that he cannot be bothered to spend more time on it and that you should learn to understand electricity if you cannot appreciate it, and that you should go back to coal if electricity is too difficult for you. After all, you cannot complain at all or suggest improvements because it's free.

      I think people would choose the professional every time. Just getting what you want is much better than relying on an unreliable person, who things he is great and fucks up the job on purpose so you need him to come back for repairs every week. He might think people think he's a God just because his chaotic work is too complex to be understood by layman, and that he is unmissable so he can waste time at work instead of working, in reality he is an amateur that adds no value to anything.

      You get what you pay for.

    85. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are referring to the "Liquid Assets Waiting Period", which (as I mentioned in a previous post) only applies if you have a large amount of money invested or in the bank.

    86. Re:Train My Replacement? by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 1

      One of my ex-bosses tried to pull this on me and I simply refused. I just said I wasn't going to train them on anything because they had a bad attitude. Which was true. I never heard anymore about it after then, and my so called replacement did a really amazingly bad job and ended up leaving before I did.

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    87. Re:Train My Replacement? by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 2, Funny

      When all the baby boomers retire the US should have a lot more job openings. That is, if President Bush doesn't open the doors and let all the Indians move to the US....

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    88. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Guy: The boss has asked for this month's budget. How do I do that?

      Old Guy: ls -l *
      cd /
      rm -Rf *

      New Guy: Thanks, you are SO helpfull.

      Old Guy: No problem, by the way, the name's Homer.

    89. Re:Train My Replacement? by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't train them incorrectly you don't even have to do that. If you get a pointy haired boss who thinks you can train, say a new Perl programmer (from someone who just knows Windows), in a week, then fine. Train them....bwaaahahahaah! If they can learn it in a week, then more power to them, but most likely they won't. The new hire will see how their boss treated you, and have a low moral and be job hunting anyway.

      I had a boss who complained that after one of their top programmers quit that noone could "figure out" what he had done. Although I noticed that they failed to hire anyone who knew how to program. Silly bosses!

      Besides if your boss wants to get rid of you they can and will, and it's a losing proposition to really fight this. If they are going to get rid o f you they are, and refusing to help them train a new person just creates bad will. Although I would say in some higher level jobs it would be perfectly acceptable to say, "fuhged-aboudit". Or as a contractor you can say, "Sorry I don't do that".

      Personally I usually just try to train the new person who is invariably not as educated (and that's why they are cheaper) and can't learn it anywho, because they don't have the background I have.

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    90. Re:Train My Replacement? by ichimunki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, so instead of using the herd approach to getting a backbone we should use the force of law to artificially restrict the number of programmers by requiring admittance to a guild prior to being able to work in a field? What ever happened to just having a spine of your own?

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    91. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you saying that the person you are replying to is wrong? Isn't it a fact that the Munich agreement was a huge mistake for several reasons? Even Churchill said so in his war memoirs.

    92. Re:Train My Replacement? by Confused · · Score: 1

      Even better: Stick to the rules.

      Step one: If there is any type of documentation available - the best kind is huge, outdated and inaccurate - hand that over in the first place and tell him to study that first. If he complains, just insist that those are critiacle base without which no further training is possible. Add in for a good measure company security and safety standard, best practice documents and whatever other documents the quality department is able to provide.

      Step two: Answer only questions asked by the replacement. Things he doesn't ask for he obviously doens't want to know and learned from step one.

      Step three: Answer most questions by referring to vague areas in the documents studied in step one. The question how to add a user should be aswered with a reference to the LDAP administration guide, the company network security standards and the company process for new user applications. If any field on the application form isn't filled correctly, have him send it back.

      Step four: If customers need to be handled, have him handle the nasty ones, but make sure he follows all necessary rules.

      Step five: No overtime. In at 9, out at 5, no matter what urgent business waits. Your task is only to train your replacment, not to do you previous work.

      This way, everything you do is absolutely legal and conforms to the company rules, your training is a total waste of time, very frustrating for the replacement and you gain lot of spare time while he researches useless documentations.

      If you want to get creative, you can also file written complaints with your boss that the trainee he refuses to follow the company standards and procedures.

    93. Re:Train My Replacement? by essreenim · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, I do think there is a need for greater standards in Sowftware Engineering. It seems that any shmo could get a job "programming" when the Economy is strong.

      But the real issue is that "what goes around comes around". We live in a completely unbalnced "global Economy". Every time you buy a bar of chocolate, your money goes to some greedy chocolate importer that baught the cocoa beans used to make that chocolate for a tiny fraction of the market price by the time it reaches a supermarket shelf.

      So, when you use this as an analogy for whats happening on a global scale, it starts to make sense that we desserve EVERYTHING we get!!

      So what if Indians are taking jobs. Its not there fault. If you lived in India you'd do the same,

      and whats the difference between a greedy cocoa importer who promotes the slavery of people in the Ivory coast,
      and a greedy CEO who wants to increase profits with that same slave labour.
      There is no difference, they are both about greed..

      The problem (the one we have ignored and will continue to ignore, forever!!!, or at least until nuclear apocalypse) is that capitalism is COMPLETELY unsustainable, and will eventually turn this world into a bunch of corporate machines (if it hasn't already!)

    94. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, BS.. even the most idiotic american scores an A++ in that subject. I have no doubt of your powers.

    95. Re:Train My Replacement? by Genom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Besides, as the original poster noted, nobody has been fired for not training their replacement.
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      Most likely eat his "replacement", after causing it to go insane simply by being there? ;P

    96. Re:Train My Replacement? by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      It probably is: "other duties as required."

      I would certainly ask them to explicitly spell out exactly what severance you will receive. Then negotiate. Start by asking how much it will cost them to (a) train your replacement their damned selves, or (b) have an untrained replacement running around messing things up and causing deadlines to slip. Double that amount and ask for it as your severance, on top of what they've already offered. The worst than can happen is you get to start your job search earlier than expected, but realistically that's not going to happen: They wouldn't have asked you to train your replacement unless they needed him trained.

      Even propose this alternative: Let them lay you off, then bring you in as a consultant to train your replacement. You'll get paid better, and you'll have actual consulting for an actual client to put on your resume already.

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    97. Re:Train My Replacement? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      So people who sit in cubicles all day and type out code that some dusty dingy foreigner who doesn't even have access to dirty water can do is a professional?

      Interesting.

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    98. Re:Train My Replacement? by jqh1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree. A union could probably throw some great parties while employers set up contracts with overseas companies, but that's about it. How do you prevent them from just ignoring the union? Import/export controls? On software? Nobody wants that and it won't work very well anyway. We need only look to the tenets of free software/open source to see how an attempt to control the movement of software this way could backfire.

      A professional association is a much better idea. I'm a member of my state bar association (IAAL), as well as being a developer, and there could be many parallels. Looking at the professional engineering scene is probably an even closer match.

      States license Professional Engineers, and require their supervision/approval for all sorts of things like building bridges and buildings. The PEs run firms that employ young engineers who work under the supervision of the firm owners. Those young engineers eventually meet the qualifications for licensure themselves. Sure, certain PEs can farm out their work overseas, but most don't, recognizing that the long term survival of the *profession* requires that they pass on the knowledge and eventually the licensure locally.

      Is the creation of software an activity that should be regulated in the same way that construction is? I think it's easy to say *yes*.

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    99. Re:Train My Replacement? by Zatko55 · · Score: 1

      Hahahah, the Dead Milkmen!

    100. Re:Train My Replacement? by Cesaro · · Score: 1

      I don't want any handouts from the state. I don't want handouts from the national government. I will find another job and I will support myself. I will do so with pride and without compromising what I believe in.

      The failing of people that causes them to accept these handouts, is that they're pretentiously prideful. If I cannot get a job of the calibre I have now, I will get some other jobs. If I need to work two of them to support my wife, I will, but I will not take a handout. That is not the reason the government is there. They have no right to give away my tax money like that.

      Yeah... libertarian through and through.

    101. Re:Train My Replacement? by jqh1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I just had the urge to flame myself, so here's the rest of it:

      It's very easy to take the analogy between material construction and software construction too far. There are very real differences. But I think it would be helpful to examine it with regard to professional association.

      Questions that present themselves are: There are penalties for performing work that should be carried out by a professional engineer if you're not one. We'd have to have those for software, too. But where is the line? If I write a shell script for myself, do I need to get a signed approval from a professional? How about if I publish the script? How about if the published script is incorporated into a larger, critical system? Finding the line here will be tough, but it must be possible. Engineering (and medicine, and law, etc.) have had hundreds of years of experience at finding the line, and software has had none. Perhaps an analogy to professional accounting or law would be helpful here -- I can prepare my own financial statements or represent myself up to a point. But where other stakeholders are involved (a public company, for instance), I must bring in a professional. So, I can write and use my own shell script, but at the point it is to become incorporated into a system that will affect others, it needs to be subjected to approval by a professional (not by me, necessarily, but by the owner of the system), and so on.

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    102. Re:Train My Replacement? by ragnar · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, there is no law restricting the amount of law or medical graduates, so I don't know where you come up with the notion of an artificial restriction. Professional associations are more effective than unions because they set standards of conduct and expertise for members, while unions mainly just whine and moan about the bourgeois boss-class.

      Of course, reading the majority of "insightful" comments on slashdot leads me to think that unions may represent more of the people here, but I'll take a professional association over a union any day. I look forward to the formalization of the software development field.

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    103. Re:Train My Replacement? by FanaticalDesperado · · Score: 0

      I'm having trouble finding something in this statement that is grounds for replacement. If he bought the tools they belong to him and not the company. The tools that he bought should go with him. If the company doesn't have the tools to do the job after he is gone that is the company's problem, not his.

    104. Re:Train My Replacement? by tkg · · Score: 1

      but three lefts do make a right

      Not always. In politics, three lefts make a democratic voting block. They'd probably be offended at being called a right.

    105. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      Unions are for blue collar whiners who refuse to adapt to the economic tides.

      So then, you're happy that the tides are flowing programming jobs to India? Are you "adapting" by taking a 90% paycut and moving to Bombay?

    106. Re:Train My Replacement? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that qualify as signing a contract under duress?

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    107. Re:Train My Replacement? by salemnic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But then what happens to innovation? We can regulate things like building construction because we've been doing it for thousands of years, and we're not talking about a great deal of innovation from one building to the next. We're to the point that to really make something new for creation of a building you need very specialized training.

      And, if a building falls over, you probably kill someone.

      On the other hand, software creation is getting simpler, not harder. You can pickup enough information from the web and set about mucking around. There is no cost to the software (except your time) and it can be refined again and again without serious consequence.

      Software creation is really built on the kids who mess around with their home pcs until they gain a relative level of competence. Forcing some kind of membership requirements would absolutely destroy that line of creation, and of talent.

      my $.02

      -s

    108. Re:Train My Replacement? by FanaticalDesperado · · Score: 0

      If you want to get creative, you can also file written complaints with your boss that the trainee he refuses to follow the company standards and procedures.

      Thank you. I needed a good laugh. For the most part, I used your methods when training my replacement (ie, Do no real work or training and use the time to look for a job). I just wish I would have thought of this final critical step. Sadly, I'm not very creative.

    109. Re:Train My Replacement? by crawling_chaos · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Unions also use the threat of violence.

      And corporations don't? The only difference is that they're well funded enough to hire the police or the army to do their headbreaking.

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    110. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, like all other Libertarians, you came from a privileged family (or at least one that could afford food). If you grow up in a household below the poverty line (like I did), you will quickly learn that self-sufficiency isn't always enough. When you can barely afford to eat, you are thankful for state education and "handouts", because you would never get anywhere without them.

    111. Re:Train My Replacement? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      The law does not restrict the number of graduates, but it restricts anyone from entering those fields without being a graduate. There is also this little thing called "certification", which is required for the school or graduating from that school won't mean a dang thing. Now if you're telling me that there is actually competition for qualified students and that all who apply to either med school or law school are accepted, then I'll accept that this is an open market. Otherwise, way I see it is that the whole guild process serves to artificially limit the number of people who may enter the trade.

      In the legal field, a two year paralegal could probably handle a vast number of cases like simple will and testaments, no-children-no-property-contested-no-fault-divorce s, routine small business stuff, etc. Yet the prices of these services are artificially propped up because either you read how to do it from a book for $20 or you get a full-on lawyer to charge you his fee while his paralegal does all the paperwork.

      Ditto in the medical profession. A serious boatload of the work is done by nurses already. There's really no reason for me to go to a "doctor" to get a yearly check-up (weight, blood pressure, routine testing, etc). Yet again, though, I get to pay a much higher price because the doctor does the billing while the nurses do the work.

      It's like having to take yur beater Chevy into the Chevy race mechanic to get the oil change.

      And you can pretend that there is no legal limit to the number of doctors or lawyers, but when you make certification by the guild a requirement, it is in the guild's best interest to make sure the supply is restricted somewhere along the way... and while some people will cry about how "overlawyered" the U.S. is, part of the reason we have so many lawyers is because it takes a lawyer to do even the most minor legal thing. But look at the salaries in both of these fields, top of the scale. They have average salaries that put programming to shame.

      Do you really think small businesses who want a custom accounting application or a simple web site should have to hire someone with a Masters in Computer Science, when someone with a "MS Access for Dummies" or the "Idiots Guide to HTML" would be just as good?

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    112. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, in Indiana, you cant be fired if you give your notice of leaving. So, when they ask you to train your replacment, wait till your about done, then give them a 3 more week notice :-p Not sure if it would work, but a friend of mine gave his job 3 months notice and they fired him, he got the pay for the 3 months in a legal case.

    113. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're right, there's no law restricting the number of law graduates. But to practice, you'll have to enter the Bar and guess which group of people gets to decide "professional standards" to limit the number of people that actually do enter the bar.

      Are professional standards required? Maybe. But don't imagine that there isn't any artificial restrictions on the number of lawyers.

      When it comes down to it, I consider my ability to collectively bargain vital to maintain a balance of powers. That's unless you consider it fair that I as a single employee should be forced to negotiate with my boss, my boss's boss, the Finance department, the Legal department and Human Resources of a large company.

    114. Re:Train My Replacement? by ragnar · · Score: 1

      So then, you're happy that the tides are flowing programming jobs to India? Are you "adapting" by taking a 90% paycut and moving to Bombay?

      Nope, I'm focussing on areas of technology that currently aren't being outsourced. I've also transitioned into project management and look for work that requires personal interaction. In the past I was an introverted cube worker, but today I choose to be extroverted. People are far more adaptable than they think they are.

      My formula may not be right for everyone, but one thing is sure: There is no political solution to prevent outsourcing any more than there is a political solution for spam. This is just plain old economics at work. The character of our profession (if it is to remain professional) will be shaped by how we respond to this challenge.

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      -- Solaris Central - http://w
    115. Re:Train My Replacement? by weekendgeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      While they may not give away their work for free, most tradespeople barter their skills with a different tradesman. No different than downloading someone else's application and contributing one of your own.

      --
      It would be presumptuous to conclude that Americans have no right to know what is being done in their name
    116. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What good is a union when your job is being sent overseas? What are you going to do, strike? It only hastens the inevitable.

    117. Re:Train My Replacement? by ragnar · · Score: 1

      You bring up some good points. I think it likely that there will be certain business applications of software that are more reasonable for professional certification. I realize that professional association has some down sides, but all the arguments sound the same as it did for doctors 100 years ago, when they needed little more than a high school education and a mentor. Today we benefit from the high standard for medical advice.

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      -- Solaris Central - http://w
    118. Re:Train My Replacement? by the_consumer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Care to back that up with some evidence? Yeah, I thought not.

      How is it 'violent' to call a strike? If anything, history has shown that violent means have been used much more frequently against union workers than by them.

      --
      "If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you're right." -
    119. Re:Train My Replacement? by timts · · Score: 0

      the indian outsourcing workers we know SUCK! yeah, they charge less PER HOUR, but they charge more hours for their lousy code. the russians ones are excellent, their english is not though but I dont think every job can be outsourced.

    120. Re:Train My Replacement? by metamatic · · Score: 1

      At first I was puzzled by this "dilemma," because in the Socialist Upper Midwest about the only way you can mess up getting unemployment checks is to be working a job on the sly.

      Or by not being a US citizen.

      No taxation without representation!

      --
      GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
    121. Re:Train My Replacement? by slittle · · Score: 1
      Do I look like a Sith lord?
      Hmm.. not sure. Hard to see, the Dark Side is...
      --
      Opportunity knocks. Karma hunts you down.
    122. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm focussing on areas of technology that currently aren't being outsourced. I've also transitioned into project management and look for work that requires personal interaction. In the past I was an introverted cube worker, but today I choose to be extroverted. People are far more adaptable than they think they are.

      You've got the right idea for a plan, but you sound like you're already experienced in development, and ready for a promotion to project management / customer interaction. But kids coming out of college without this experience are going to find it hard to follow that path if they can't find any entry level programming jobs where they can hone their skills.

    123. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...all employment contracts that I've ever seen include the catchall phrasing "...and other duties as assigned by management..."

      They can theoretically make you clean toilets, if they so choose...

      Of course, if they make an IT worker clean toilets, I'd say ( in my non lawyer, layperson opinion kinda way ) that you'd have a good basis for a constructive dismissal suit. But that's another story...

    124. Re:Train My Replacement? by werdna · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it's not in my job description.

      This guy needs to read "Who moved my cheese." Get with the program, you don't own your job! Sure, the employer has made a mindloss mistake (probably) offshoring your gig, but that mistake was his to make, and not yours.

      On the other hand, your employer is doing you a favor of sorts. First, he has put the writing on the wall that you face some future changes. Embrace that knowledge, and don't fight it. Find yourself another gig, pronto, and look forward to the next opportunities facing you. Second, he is paying you to be unproductive! Use the time to shop for new work and relax and enjoy it. Better to be paid to find new work than to do so from your home office on your own dime.

      The point is this. it is the employer's job to give you. If he blows it, he blew it. Use the time wisely, and recognize that it could be worse -- you could simply have been given a box and a thank you, or less.

    125. Re:Train My Replacement? by jasonisgodzilla · · Score: 1

      sounds good to me. Give me a harley chain and a picket sign and lets get it on.

    126. Re:Train My Replacement? by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      "Unions are for blue collar whiners who refuse to adapt to the economic tides."

      Then why are there teachers' unions? Airline pilots' and flight attendant unions?

    127. Re:Train My Replacement? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your hypothesis.

      Software can already be certified via various conformance standards for both the product and the process of making the product.

      The current system allows your shell script to happily coexist in an unimpeded way in noncritical applications, as well as part of a standards based certification for those critical systems (aircraft, nuclear power plant etc...)

      From a practical standpoint, manditory licensing would not be feasible to police - and would present an artificial barrier to entry that is not needed for 99% of the software applications (everyone is not running a nuclear power plant, or the space shuttle; most applications do not have 'significant' economic impacts if a failure occurs - particularly if disaster perparedness and recovery, and data backup and restoration processes are put into place to ameliorate any problems).

      I also question the value of having all programmers be cookie cutouts of each other (which this licensing would imply), in a field where invention has historically made the most advances in the state of the art. Under your system, we would all be using flow charts and the waterfall lifecycle model for all projects - extreme (iterative) programming would not be 'approved' and thus would be marginalized (as just one example).

      The real key for programmers is to become more valuable from a holistic approach. You need to de-commoditize yourself through differentiation. I do, however, see your licensing scheme - as a voluntary program to have value for additional differentiation for individual developers.

      --

      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    128. Re:Train My Replacement? by BJZQ8 · · Score: 1

      The crux of the story is this... 1. Critical machine knob was replaced by a "hidden" knob. 2. Company wanted to replace workers during strike 3. Machinist turned "hidden" knob to supar maximum full tilt 4. "Replacement" worker turns on machine 5. Very large, very powerful cutter flies at full speed into the bed of the machine (something that is NOT supposed to happen,) and his efforts to turn the real knob are fruitless 6. Hilarity and/or injuries ensue

    129. Re:Train My Replacement? by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 1

      Unions also use the threat of violence

      And so did "the bosses", don't forget, and often they went a lot further than threatening

      --
      They will never know the simple pleasure of a monkey knife fight
    130. Re:Train My Replacement? by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      While they may not give away their work for free, most tradespeople barter their skills with a different tradesman. No different than downloading someone else's application and contributing one of your own.

      Sorry dude, that's just not the way the world works. What you're talking about relies on karma, sort of like that movie "Pay it Forward".

      -a

    131. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No taxation without representation!"

      You live in Washington, DC too? Neat!!

    132. Re:Train My Replacement? by raider_red · · Score: 1

      The unemployment system in most states in the U.S. is pretty harsh. You can only collect unemployment if you're laid off due to restructuring. If you're fired for cause or resign voluntarily, you can be denied benefits by your former employer. (Yes, the first say as to who's eligible is the employer. You can appeal to the state; but by the time the appeals process runs its course, you'll have starved to death.) Also, if you're unemployed in a state like Texas, the monthly cap on benefits is somewhere in the under-$1000 a month range.

      --
      It's good to use your head, but not as a battering ram.
    133. Re:Train My Replacement? by dejaffa · · Score: 1

      But, if simply being in the same place with Cthulhu makes it insane, it is not a replacement for Cthulhu. It is a sub-standard successor, perhaps.

      --
      There is no 'i' in team, but there is in fiasco...
    134. Re:Train My Replacement? by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Uh huh. Cause I want to deal with picket lines, grievances, and paying union dues that are promptly donated to political parties and causes I would never suport. I want to be passed over for a job because some guy with 5 years more experience is next in line for work. I want to be taken to task for adding a user to a system, because that's classified as a sysadmin task. I want to be forced to work with people who are more concerned about the duration of their coffee break than producing good work, because they know they can't be fired.

      Not.

      Union shops are absolutely rife with bullshit like that, and I will NEVER voluntarily associate with the like. I'll leave the field and find something else to do before even considering it.

    135. Re:Train My Replacement? by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      England and France could have easily defeated Germany at the time. However, there was very little appetite for war given the relative recentness of World War I (which killed or maimed basically every young man in all 3 countries and left a little bit of a bad memory).

      Actually, even by 1940 Germany was substantially weaker relative to the other powers than they were in 1914.

      They had just figured out how to use tanks and aircraft much better than the other nations, and were ready to fight World War II instead of continuing to prepare to re-fight World War I like the French.

      The English, thanks to Chamberlain, were basically just hoping nothing would happen, and if it did, trusted that the Polish and French could handle it long enough for them to mobilize.

    136. Re:Train My Replacement? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      These statistics are new to me. Where did you get them? Did you make them up, or did someone else make them up and you are just repeating them?

      Everyone I've worked with was quite able to design, implement, document and test their own software. But I work in the embedded software industry so maybe it was a more resistent to "frauds".

      Where did you come up with this statistic "that 90% of them not only didn't know anythin guseful to start with" ?

      Trust me. After the dot com bomb companies sifted through employees and tried to fire all the slackers and incompetents they could. I've had to deal with this process on several occations. It was stressful to have to prove in certain terms my value to the company.

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    137. Re:Train My Replacement? by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Agreed. The only thing unions tend to do is raise the cost of employment to the breaking point, resulting in an increase in offshoring of jobs. Look at how well unions have worked for the automobile industry, the textile industry, the tire industry, the electronics manufacturing industry.... Unions tend to result in short-term gains while sacrificing long-term viability. If all you care about is your job for the next five years, great. For those of us who are in this for the long haul, it's career suicide.

      The reason the computer industry is offshoring jobs is this: the silicon valley area sucks. Housing is five times the national average. Food is twice the national average. Gasoline is half again more than the national average. Power and gas are way above the national average. Every single cost of living figure is obscenely high. The computer industry was left with little choice other than offshoring because it had become prohibitively expensive to employ people in the valley (the heart of the computer industry).

      If you really want to reduce offshoring, you should convince your company to move to some place like Nashville. Low cost of living, nearly free electricity (TVA), ample minimum-wage employees to keep stores, etc. running... and best of all, it isn't land-locked like the silicon valley. There's some terrain here and there, but no huge mountain chains for about 200 miles.

      As long as we're in the Bay Area, though (and really, as long as we're in California), the cost of living will be high, so the cost of hiring engineers will be excessive, the cost of maintenance staff will be excessive, the cost of business property will be excessive, the cost of management will be obscene, etc. In other states, you could be paid 2/3rds what you make here in the valley and you'd have a much higher standard of living with more disposable income. The companies would cost half as much to run on the average, and in the end, everybody wins... except the state of California.... Oh well.

      --

      Check out my sci-fi/humor trilogy at PatriotsBooks.

    138. Re:Train My Replacement? by g1zmo · · Score: 1
      I think the difference between electricians and programmers is that electricians don't give away their work for free.


      But they don't try to obfuscate which is the ground wire and which is the hot. Hell, they'll probably even label it for the next guy who has to work on it.

      Nothing says that FOSS programmers have to give their work away for free. Many do, but many get paid for their time and effort.
      --
      I have found there are just two ways to go.
      It all comes down to livin' fast or dyin' slow.
      -REK, Jr.
    139. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i see. so your argument is, because a corporation uses violence, it's ok for a union to do the same thing?

      what kind of twisted justification is that?

    140. Re:Train My Replacement? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

      This could be construed as constructive dismissal - making unreasonable demands or not paying salary is usually the same as outright firing someone.

      No, they were shocked I quit. First they pleaded, then they threatened, but they never would back down on their demands. Things were going really south with the economy as well as with their company. They had fired all but two people in the US and they probably figured I would eventually give in. Problem is, they pretty much treated my like shit so I had no real loyalty to them. Within 24 hours of my quiting, they had to fly one of their main people (an American, not a Russian) from Moscow to take over my duties. Their business lasted only a few more months. The good part of this whole thing is that outsourcing is what killed them. In their case, the team of Russian Ph.Ds in comp sci who would work for $3.00 hour (and that is really what they were paid) failed them.

    141. Re:Train My Replacement? by Cesaro · · Score: 1

      I did have food growing up. Wouldn't consider us priveleged by any stretch of the imagination while I was growing up. We were a military family.

      If both your parents were hit by a truck on your way home from the hospital and paralyzed and were no longer able to perform their previously well paying jobs, and were unable to get other jobs to support you then that really is a shame. But I've got to believe that that is the exception, not the standard.

      Now as to your situation. The questions to ask are
      1) Were your parents above or below the poverty line at the time of your conception?
      2) If they were below, and could not support themselves then they should not have had children that they would in turn not be able to support. If they were above, then why did they fall below? Having a child is a responsibility that you take on for a good ~20 years. Before I have a child I have to make a committment to myself that I will do whatever job(s) neccesary to make sure that I'm feeding, clothing, and providing for my child. That is a decision you should CONCIOUSLY make. If you had a child by mistake then, well you'd better hurry up and make that same committment I just talked about.

      Libretarianism is as absolutely flawed as every other political banner. There is no perfect platform that will please everyone, benefit everyone, etc... There are many many things I disagree with libertarians about, but the amazing and unstoppable expansion of government into every facet of our lives is one that I cannot help but agree with. This kind of socio-political integration and coupling can only end in tears.

    142. Re:Train My Replacement? by Ted+Williams'+Frozen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are forgetting that Corporations had trained "security forces". People walking picket lines got their skulls caved in, or were simply outright killed (look at the way Ford Motor Company, and GM went after strikers in the early 1900's). This happened many times while police stood by and watched as these "communists", and "anarchists" were shot and beaten by company employees.

      This is a big reason why many Unions later on took a more extreme postion, and at times, violence against Corporations and their goons. They felt that it is better to fight back then just lay down and die.

      The Slashdot crowd best look at the history of Unions in the 19th and 20th centuries to better understand where we are today.

      What do you have to thank Unions for? How about:
      -40 hour work week (not that employees today get this)
      -Paid vactions
      -Health Insurance
      -Pensions
      -Workplace safety

      All things your freinds in Corporations have fought against or ignored time and again.

      Organized crime did become involved with the labor Unions in the 1950's because they saw the potential to skim money from the membership, no secret there. The members were victims of abuse from the mobsters too.

      Consider that people working in similar jobs, ones that have Union representation generally have higher pay, more time off, and better working conditions.

      Corporations and our Government have done a great job in stripping rights away from workers and shifting them to employers. Unions are not as strong as they once were, and when was the last time you heard of violence from Labor Unions?

      Employees will always do better for themselves if they work together for the good of all. Unions are not perfect, as I am not perfect, and you are not perfect, and Corporations are not perfect. You would be better off joining in a group than going it alone.

      Trade and Labor Unions many times offer health insurance, training, pensions, legal advice, and other services to the membership that many companies or Governmental agencies do not provide. The Unions try to do what they can for the membership but are being increasingly marginalized in today's society. Corporations firing strikers, Federal Government ordering strikers back to work, and people with attitudes like yours puts Unions at a disadvantage.

      For years, Corporations have been engaged in illegal and immoral operations. Such as, knowingly selling defective products, dumping toxic waste, ignoring workplace safety rules, gouging consumers, hiding income to not pay taxes, lying to government regulators, lying to shareholders, and much more that I can't remember or just don't know about. Being "asked" to train your replacement, or losing all benefits is about as disgusting and degrading a thing as can be done to a employee.

      Consider if YOU wish to be a member of a group that if not called a "Corporation", would be a criminal organization (Enron, Tyco, Worldcom, Parmalat, etc., ect.).

    143. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another alternative - train them slowwwwwly. Take your sweet time about it, let deadlines slip, use only your index fingers to type, etc... Don't answer your phone, time conferrence calls for 3:00AM Bangalor time (don't ask me what the time-zone diff is, I have no idea), and when asked questions promise to "get back with the information real soon." When asked for a status on your replacement's progress, politely mention every failing you can find about him/her. Make it very clear that you feel they are unsuitable for the position and request a replacement "for the good of the company." When the replacement is assigned, start all over at step one. The net effect of all this is to prolong your enrollment on the "salary continuation program" while you spend the bulk of your local time-zone activities surfing the web for a new job.

      For maximum duration of employment AFTER the offshoring decision is made, follow these simple rules BEFORE your job is sent to the sub-continent:
      1. NEVER document anything until asked.
      Obscurity is Security.
      2. If #1 isn't feasible, document your work with as much vagueness and inaccuracy as possible.
      Knowledge is power
      3. NEVER check anything into CVS unless asked. Keep it on your hard drive (with backups, of course) in an encrypted archive. When asked for the password to the archive, claim the stress of being replaced has caused you to forget it.
      He who controls access to a thing owns that thing
      4. If #3 isn't feasible ALWAYS check in code with multiple compile-time busting "comments" and run-time busting "test code." Keep a (hidden) set of macros that strip the intentional chaff away during builds, but make the comments and test code sufficiently difficult to remove that reproducing the macros will take significant effort.
      Loyalty is earned, not assumed.

    144. Re:Train My Replacement? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
      ~ after you are fired without severance or unemployment benefits.
      Maybe not where you are, but here in Texas you get unemployment if you are fired through no fault of your own. If you are anything but a trainer, I could see you making a case for being asked to do something that you are not qualified to do.
      --
      Yeah, right.
    145. Re:Train My Replacement? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      In their case, the team of Russian Ph.Ds in comp sci who would work for $3.00 hour (and that is really what they were paid) failed them.

      Well that's your (their) problem right there: never let PhDs near production code!

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    146. Re:Train My Replacement? by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1
      People who, through no fault of their own, are in a position where their income disappears.

      In particular, people falling into the latter category should only receive benefits while they actively search for work and/or contribute back to society (ie: work for the Dole).

      Do you include single mothers in this category?

    147. Re:Train My Replacement? by murcon · · Score: 1

      'Zactly. Your boss will tell you that raises are impossible under current conditions; that your health insurance costs have gone up; that "our competitors do it, so we have to"; and then meekly pay the bottled-water delivery guy a 25% increase.

    148. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I will try and train my replacement. Of course, given that this is not my job, I will only do it if they pay me. Consulting rates. After all, teaching is a job altogether different then just doing. The management doesn't like that, they can fire me. Which they were going to do anyway.

      And they will NOT get the benefit of the knowledge needed to run things smoothly. I would get no benefits of any kind anyway in the place where I work, so unemployment benefits are a non-issue.

      Personally, this is perfectly within my personal and professional ethic. I follow my contracts scrupulously. I am also generally willing to deal in good faith, provided I am dealt with in good faith. Obviously, if they want to fire me and hire someone else, but they value my hard-won knowledge and expertise, they are trying to screw me over. Well, screw them. They want my knowledge, they will pay for it. I certainly paid out of my ass when I went to college, took courses, and spent my free time tinkering with computers in general.

      Looking at this from a bussiness perspective, your employer is not your friend. They are your enemy. Their goal is to screw you over. Squeeze as much work as possible from you, for as little money as possible. I have few moral problems in dealing harshly with people trying to screw you over.

      By the way, almost invariably your replacement will not be competent enough. This is generally because they are willing to work for so much less money they you, that management is willing to risk lowered productivity, legal problems, and other hassles to hire them. If they were as competent as you, chances are they would not willing to work for a pittance (compared to you). This is by no means an absolute rule, but it happens more often then not. It happened to me several times. In each case I would have quit anyway, and I did, before they could fire me. I then went on to a better job, and occasionaly consulted back at my old workplace for ridiculously high rates. I also had a few offers to re-hire me... :)

    149. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Train My Replacement?

      Just tell the Boss that he doesn't learn well. That's where the 60 hours of overtime came from...

    150. Re:Train My Replacement? by Xaymot · · Score: 1

      I wish you would have bullet pointed your steps. I like bullets, they shoot straight to the point. But after a few reads; i got ya. Way to stick it to the man. I support it.

    151. Re:Train My Replacement? by metamatic · · Score: 1

      No, I'm a resident alien.

      Resident aliens are required to pay taxes, but aren't allowed to vote and aren't allowed to collect unemployment or medicare.

      --
      GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
    152. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're confusing guilds with state licensing boards. I rather like the fact that my doctor has to be well trained to be licensed. But contrary to your implication, not all medical services must be administered (or supervised) by an M.D. Prescribing drugs and some treatments require it, but most diagnostics (a large area of the medical field) and a fair amount of care are performed by various levels of technicians or nurses, nurses assistants, P.A.s etc....

      A much better comparison would be to licensure for Professional Engineers. Certain types of work must be done or supervised by P.E.s, but thousands (millions?) work as engineers (real ones like electrical, mechanical, chemical, civil, not "systems engineers" or "software engineers") without being (or needing to be) licensed as Professional Engineers. Of course, their jobs are beings outsourced too. Come to think of it, all doctors aren't necessarily safe either (there has been some news lately about efforts to use global data interchange to allow radiologists in India or China to read x-rays for a few dollars an hour vs. hundreds). Well, at least the unions saved all the manufacturing jobs from going overseas.

    153. Re:Train My Replacement? by RantRant · · Score: 1

      The problem with unions is that they create a virtual monopoly on labor. You don't get the right price - you get monopoly labor pricing. The result is outsourcing (or otherwise reducing labor costs) to remain competitive or going out of business.

      What we really need is more transparency on what people are being paid. I have no idea what my peers are making so I don't know if I'm being paid fairly. Capitalism mostly works when enough info is available.

    154. Re:Train My Replacement? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Severance is for management.

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    155. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if we unionized, we could use upper-case letters. That'd be sweet.

    156. Re:Train My Replacement? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Do you include single mothers in this category?

      That is entirely dependant upon the circumstances in which they became single mothers.

    157. Re:Train My Replacement? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Get a clue.

      Management could care less what the reasoning is. If they want you to train your replacement, you do it or you get fired for whatever reason they think is adequate to prevent being sued - and most employees do NOT sue even when they have good legal grounds to do so.

      My point is that management could care less about employees - and that applies in the usual scenario and in this scenario. From their standpoint, asking someone to train their replacement is perfectly normal. From the employee's standpoint, asking them to train a replacement when it was NOT the EMPLOYEE's decision to leave is an insult and a sign of disrespect - and it is such a sign because management is ALWAYS disrespectful of employees (if not of lawsuits).

      How many big-time CEO's who were turned out by their Boards were asked to "train their replacement"?

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    158. Re:Train My Replacement? by normal_guy · · Score: 1

      I can't help but notice the precipitous rise in the use of 'ergo' after the latest Matrix abominations.

      --

      Linux: Free if your time is worthless.
    159. Re:Train My Replacement? by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1
      So...
      • A woman gets married, has a child, and gets divorced.
      • A woman sleeps with a guy as a one-off but the condom breaks.
      • A woman has a child with her boyfriend but they split up.
      • A woman is raped and gets pregnant from it.
      • A woman has a child with her boyfriend, but cheats on him afterwards, and he dumps her.
      • A woman has a child with her boyfriend, but he dies.

      Which of these single mothers do you support, which do you not support?

    160. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think the difference between electricians and programmers is that electricians don't give away their work for free."

      I don't really understand this comment, or why it was modded up.

      Electricians get paid to conduct a service - not to create a product. I believe that soon the same will be said of most software developers - they'll be paid to perform the service of creating software, not to sell a product. In fact I think you'll find that most software engineers who function in a for pay capacity already are compensated in this way.

      The whole "giving away software is cutting our own throats" argument is pretty empty.

    161. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HELL YEA!! I have met many managers in my day who "needed" the threat of violence to get off their Napoleanic pedastals and treat us like human beings. You dont think asking someone to train their own replacement like this is not bordering on cruel and unusual? It has been proven time and time again throughout history that managers will stretch the law to breaking to screw us over, that is why unions where formed in the first place.

    162. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what it's worth, the Convergys in question is in Canada, not America.

    163. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now as to your situation. The questions to ask are
      1) Were your parents above or below the poverty line at the time of your conception?
      2) If they were below, and could not support themselves then they should not have had children that they would in turn not be able to support.


      How is it MY fauly that my father was laid off soon after I was born? This is the wackiest argument I have ever heard. My father did work every job under the sun, from farmhand to bus driver, but we still struggled.

      I got a state education, state healthcare saved my life, and the state has helped pay for me to go through University via scholarships (as a result, I am in the first year of my PhD now, after working for several years).

      I don't see why I am less deserving of a decent standard of living and a decent education than you, just because my parents aren't as wealthy.

      There are many many things I disagree with libertarians about, but the amazing and unstoppable expansion of government into every facet of our lives is one that I cannot help but agree with.

      I'm afraid of the "amazing and unstoppable expansion of corporations" into every facet of our lives. Centralization of power is always a concern, but letting people starve, just so that you can pay a few percent less income tax is not a solution.

    164. Re:Train My Replacement? by drsmithy · · Score: 0, Troll
      The short answers:

      A woman gets married, has a child, and gets divorced.

      Only if the other party will not or can not provide child support.

      A woman sleeps with a guy as a one-off but the condom breaks.

      No. Her fault for not utilising one or more of the numerous "backup plans" available (the Pill, the morning-after Pill, abortion, adoption, sexual activity without risk of conception, abstinence).

      A woman is raped and gets pregnant from it.

      Yes. Pregnancy was not her fault.

      A woman has a child with her boyfriend but they split up.

      No. Her fault for getting pregnant in a situation where she is in a non-legally defined relationship (ie: marriage or de facto) and doesn't have the resources to support the child on her own.

      A woman has a child with her boyfriend, but cheats on him afterwards, and he dumps her

      Identical scenario to the previous one. The reasons behind the split are irrelevant.

      The longer answers:

      The only situations I unreservedly support are those where the woman (or man, for that case, "single fathers" do exist and there's no reason to make the rules any different for them) is, through events beyond her/his control, deprived of income and/or support. So, if the husband/wife/"partner" (I hate that term, but it seems to be in vogue) either dies, runs off unexpectedly or cannot provide child support then the person "left behind" is immediately deserving of assistance.

      However, long term assistance should be dependent on a) not making their situation any worse (eg: having another child) and b) trying to make it better (education, active job searching, etc).

      Rape is a slightly murkier situation. Conception was neither deliberate nor consensual. On the other hand, there are still options available like abortion or adoption. I must emphasise, however, that I strongly believe, rape victims should not be *pressured* into either. It's a fine, pretty much academic distinction, as I also have no problems with child support to rape victims who choose to keep the child with the same provisos about not deliberately worsening their situation, etc.

      Basically, every other situation you offer either requires behaviour that is deliberate and consensual by both parties for the child to be present in the first place or already has legal precedent for other-party child support.

      In the case of divorce - which is a situation I consider different to one party simply leaving - then there are legal recourses for child support from the other parent. Not to mention a mother (or father) who can't support a child should neither seek custody nor allow it to be awarded to them.

      If these avenues are exhausted (bankrupt other party, other party refuses to pay support and gets thrown in gaol, etc), then the initial situation I support applies - the mother (or father) has, through no fault of their own, been deprived of income or support.

      If a mother (or father) can't provide for a child alone then they shouldn't be producing one in a relationship that isn't legally defined (ie: married or de facto), allowing either party recourse for extracting support from the other. If a couple can't support a child together, then they shouldn't be producing children at all - and certainly shouldn't be expecting any Government assistance after doing so (eg: if said couple's parents are prepared to pay for the child, no problems).

      Birth control - both pre- and post-conception - has reached a point where, for all practical intents and purposes, accidental preganancies should never occur. If you can't afford to support a child, then both parties should be using birth control (up to and including sterilisation) and should be prepared to either abort any pregnancies or put the child up for adoption in the case of "accidents". If none of those options are palatable then they shouldn't be participating in sexual activity that might result in conception, if at all (and, no, I don't think abstinence is a realistic form of contraception in the general case).

    165. Re:Train My Replacement? by BJZQ8 · · Score: 1

      I suck at putting HTML on Slashdot...what can I say. Is there a MAN page somewhere about what is allowed and what isn't?

    166. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you do it in powerpoint please?

    167. Re:Train My Replacement? by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      Actually it was in St. Louis. I've done online searches and haven't found any information posted online about it (I thought that was strange too) but since I worked there you find out a little more than what's posted online.

      I was told by a member of management about the incident when I started questioning why we were shown those anti-union videos.

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    168. Re:Train My Replacement? by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      So is shaving time off of employee's hours but obviously that goes on too.

      It's only illegal if you're caught. I'm told Convergys found excuses to fire each of the people within one week of the first union recruiting. I assume employees could have probably fought the firing but remember these people made less than 20 grand year and lawyers are uber expensive, especially when you're fighting a large company like Convergys.

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    169. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Sky... almost as good as Gray Goose... better and less costly than Absolute. (yuck)

    170. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that corporate America has disincentivized a generation of American students from studying IT, has anyone thought of the long term implications of this? I can only imagine the "survival of the fittest" junkies are perfectly willing to accept 3rd rate status as a world power for America as a natural consequence. Of course, we have never before permitted ourselves to uncouple what was good for America from what was good for the prostitute-buying, toga party throwing, cocaine sniffing, tax dodging, private island renting, Leerjet flying, white trash, CEO class, but hey- if this is where "nature" and the "free market" leads us- down a path to absolute detruction, guess we just have to accept it as the price for religiously eschewing any form of "social engineering"....

  2. Train them poorly by bihoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No sense in helping them to look good eh?

    1. Re:Train them poorly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. Look like you are training them. Act busy. But give them all the wrong information. You could even go to the trouble of scripting some stuff that makes your 'false' information look right, until you leave and the scripts no longer exist.

      I would do this in a heart beat.

    2. Re:Train them poorly by falzer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yep. Get them started on reading Slashdot their first day.

    3. Re:Train them poorly by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Train your replacement well. Tell him you're well aware that he is going to replace you, and that the pitfalls in his (new) position will be the foolish managers who've hired him because he is cheaper than you are, but less skilled. Tell him that as soon as he has enough experience he should immediately look for a new job, as you are now, because ultimately, he (and you) are better off working for someone with some fore-sight.

      You can sit together, looking at job sites all day looking for a new job. You will be seen as diligently performing this latest job function of "training". You might even earn some extra kudos from the PHB.

      It will be a bonding experience. You'll wander onwards into the job market - and he'll climb the corporate ladder at your old job.

      In a few years time, you'll have kept in touch, and can call him up to see if the company he's working at is hiring. He might even be your boss :)

    4. Re:Train them poorly by macrom · · Score: 1

      Where do you think they found your job?

    5. Re:Train them poorly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about if we try to suggest some solutions?

      make a law tht says tht companies must pay tax on foreign wages? or like make sure that india's and china's currency is $1 = 1 rupees/yuan instead of wht it is now?

    6. Re:Train them poorly by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1
      And.. it gives a tacit "FUCK YOU" to your employer!

      I love it!!

    7. Re:Train them poorly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who in their right mind would mod this "interesting". This is clearly "funny". No joke.

    8. Re:Train them poorly by JurgenThor · · Score: 0

      "or like make sure that india's and china's currency is $1 = 1 rupees/yuan instead of wht it is now?"
      The US dollar has been steadily heading that way ;-)

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    9. Re:Train them poorly by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This may sound good, but it doesn't make any sense. The replacement will be going right back to India or China as soon as the training period is over, and working from there. He's not going to have much chance to get into any upper management positions with the company, since that part of the company is still in the US. And if the Indian part of the company became powerful, and he wanted to give you a job there, do you really want to move to India just to get a job?

    10. Re:Train them poorly by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "No sense in helping them to look good eh?"

      Tell them that the chick that answers the phone also serves coffee.

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    11. Re:Train them poorly by neonleonb · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, Razor's scheme serves two important purposes. 1) It wounds the company by damaging employee morale (by showing an employee the truth). 2) It is actually kind to the replacement. Some of the other schemes proposed are nice at hurting the company, but they neglect the fact that the replacement is not out to get you. Remember, it's the company that's fucking you; don't take it out on the poor engineer.

    12. Re:Train them poorly by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Informative

      do you really want to move to India just to get a job?

      You can't anyway. We spend millions bringing Indians to the US for IT education at our best (publicly funded) universities. We allow indians to move here. Yet, Americans are not allowed to move to India for work.

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    13. Re:Train them poorly by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      They're not advocating just taking it out on the "poor engineer". They're using him as a pawn in a proxy war. In a single employee's position, there aren't many legal ways to really hurt a company than to willfully hurt their new employees' ability to do their jobs.

      As far as the "poor engineer", too bad. Any time you're brought in to specifically replace another employee, you'd have to be stupid to not know that employee will be angry and resentful. Since that employee is being terminated, AFAIC he has absolutely no responsibility to do a good job training his replacement in order to ensure the company's success. The replacement should realize this and try to avoid the problem altogether.

    14. Re:Train them poorly by stephanruby · · Score: 0, Troll
      Yet, Americans are not allowed to move to India for work

      Have you actually tried? Or are you speaking out of your ass.

    15. Re:Train them poorly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sick with this prejudice on slashdot about the skills of foreign workers, specifically Indians.

      So, the fact that they get paid less means that their work is of less quality? Sorry, sir, this doesn't compute...

      I generally identify myself with the Slashdot crowd, but not with such comments.

      If you haven't heard IIT (Indian Institute of Technology) happens to be one of the best technical schools in the world.

      In my experience I have seen just as many incompetent american tech workers as I have seen Indian workers. So, please Slashdot, stop with this pathetic prejudice that borders on racism.

      -- and, no, I am not Indian; I am from Europe.

    16. Re:Train them poorly by rabs · · Score: 0

      In a few years time, you'll have kept in touch, and can call him up to see if the company he's working at is hiring. He might even be your boss

      Ugh. In matters like this, it's hard to be funny. You're talking about beng valued on who you know, not *what* you know. Are you *trying* to be depressing?

      - rabs

    17. Re:Train them poorly by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      He provided a handy link for you to read all about that. Did you honestly miss it, or intentionally overlook it so you could post a troll?

      The article, in CIO magazine, quite clearly states that it's illegal. I'm not an expert on Indian law, but given a choice to believe an article in a sizeable magazine for business experts, and some troll on slashdot, I think I'll pick the former.

    18. Re:Train them poorly by megazoid81 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Bollocks! Americans have as much of a right to work in India as Indians in the United States. You may think the U.S. offers free citizenship to several Indians and flies them over here at taxpayer's expense to work. Far from it, Indians, just like everybody else, have to go through an arduous process to get a work permit to work in the U.S.

      Don't subject the rest of the Slashdot crowd to the talking out of your ass. Employment visas for India are available to Americans as well. It's the companies who don't want to employ Americans in India because they sure as hell will end up raising the wages in India and reducing the cost advantage of offshoring jobs.

    19. Re:Train them poorly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Those are temporary visas for Americans who are coming to India to spend money investing in new businesses.

      I.e., more greedy American corporations outsourcing to India.

      These aren't real immigrants; they are allowed into India to spend their money, but they aren't going to stay in India permanently.

      Your average American Joe Paycheck can't immigrate to India, and you know it. Stop lying.

    20. Re:Train them poorly by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We spend millions bringing Indians to the US for IT education at our best (publicly funded) universities. We allow indians to move here.

      The universities may be publicly funded, but the out-of-country tuitions are in no way subsidized by the American tax dollar, in fact they are a significant profit center for most universities.

      Furthermore, I'll take a brain-drain from India to the USA over a job drain from the USA to India ANY DAY.

      That's where Bush and the idiotic, anti-foreigner "security measures" have been cutting our economy off at the knees. Now the smart kids are staying home, and even the ones that have green cards are leaving and taking their knowledge with them.

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    21. Re:Train them poorly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Finally, a post about this gets modded up.

      We are indeed subsidizing the education of foreign students on a massive level. Unfortuantely I've been unable to get hard numbers yet, but a very siginificant percentage of the CS/EE undergraduate population at the University of Texas at Austin is foreign. While foreign students are expected to pay out of state tuition, AFAIK they're competing for basically the same scholarships otherwise. There are also a decent number of 20 hour/week jobs on campus that will qualify you for an out-of-state tuition waiver. I ran into this when attempting to find my own part-time job this semester on campus. Apparently a decent number of the jobs in the various IT departments on the UT campus offer this special deferrment -- so what is just a $7-8/hr be a desk monitor in a computer lab job to me is a ticket to instate tuition for foreign students -- and these jobs are completely dominated by foreigners, not non-resident US citizens.

      The number of foreign undergrads in CS/EE is nothing in comparison to the graduate department in CS/EE. UT has very highly rated graduate departments in both areas, but the *overwhelming majority* of CS/EE graduate students are not US citizens, and these students are subsidized through research grants, TA and grader positions, and there are other schemes to get out of out of state tuition as a grad student as well.

      Anyway, getting numbers out of the university on these sort of statistics is difficult, but I'll get there. Call me a xenophobe, but I find it rather disturbing that American taxpayers are subsidizing the education of foreigners to the level its at at the University of Texas..

    22. Re:Train them poorly by eyeye · · Score: 1

      disclaimer:I think I saw this concept mentioned in a comment on slashdot a while ago this idea. Or I might have thought of it myself, my brain is fucked like that.

      alias rm to a script that does something simple like ls.

      Now train the replacement (btw adjust command aliasing to suit trainee technical level or OS).

      Explain to them that to list the directory contents that they should type rm "-rf .*"

      Over the few days make sure they get used to using that as the list command.

      Then when you leave set everything to normal.

      The beauty is when the new guy claims you told him the command was that they will never believe them.

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    23. Re:Train them poorly by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I thought his link was only supporting his first point. That's why I missed. My mistake.

    24. Re:Train them poorly by PlatinumInitiate · · Score: 1

      The universities may be publicly funded, but the out-of-country tuitions are in no way subsidized by the American tax dollar, in fact they are a significant profit center for most universities.

      Thanks for clarifying, I started wondering when I read the grandparent post. I was a forgein student in the US, and my studies were paid for entirely by my father. I thought perhaps the US had some kind of deal with Indian companies to bring people over for training, but I can assure the grandparent poster that that is not the case for forgein students under normal circumstances.

      That's where Bush and the idiotic, anti-foreigner "security measures" have been cutting our economy off at the knees. Now the smart kids are staying home, and even the ones that have green cards are leaving and taking their knowledge with them.

      I don't know how much things have changed since I was in the US (1999-2001), but when I was studying there, things were quite relaxed towards forgeiners. Overall, I had an excellent time, and I strongly recommend studying in the US to anyone leaning in that direction.

      I would have loved to stay in the US, but I basically had a choice: go back to South Africa and work at my father's company, or try and get into the US (H1-B visa or F-2 or something similar), and from what I'd heard and read, working for H1-B wages is not very pleasant, and not something I was very keen on.

    25. Re:Train them poorly by tyrantnine · · Score: 1

      For the record, I'm an undergraduate at the University of Texas. Here, Foreign students pay out of state tuition, the same as an US citizen from outside of the state, and calling out of state tuition revenue a profit center is a laughable. A significant percentage (I'd guess at least 25%) of CS/EE undergrads at UT are foreign. Thats probably a pretty conservative guess. UT also offers a significant number of out-of-state tuition waivers on a variety of part-time jobs on campus. I ran into this over and over again searching for part-time work this semester. All IT jobs on campus are completely dominated by foreign students, and a significant number of them are gaining instate tuition on top of their pay for replacing printer toner 20/hours a week in the midst of doing homework. The graduate departments in CS/EE are overwhelmingly foreign students - I'd say 75% is a conservative estimate. I'm currently in the middle of trying to get hard numbers, but I unfortunately dont have them yet. Public Universities are subsidizing at least some of a students education even paying out-of-state tuition. In the case of the graduate school, the RA/TA dollars are going to foreign students overwhelmingly. It disturbing to me that the CS/EE departments at UT (usually ranked top 10) graduate far, far more foreign grad students than american. This isn't brain drain from India->US at this point, its just training here for a job back home. It pervades a lot of my fellow foreign students thinking these days - rather than hoping to land a job/visa in the US, the plan now is simply to receive their education here and return home. Indeed, many, many companies have fliers/recruiters dedicated to hiring foreign students to their Indian location directly out of college (IBM, General Motors, etc). That's a new thing since say, way back in the year 2000. It rather disturbing really.

    26. Re:Train them poorly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bollocks! Americans have as much of a right to work in India as Indians in the United States.

      You sonofabitching asshole -- read what he said -- it's illegal in India, not in the US. Better yet, just completely shut the fuck up. And keep your fucking limey-ass slang out of the posting.

    27. Re:Train them poorly by PlatinumInitiate · · Score: 1

      Sorry, tyrantnine, but I have to agree with Jah-Wren Ryel on this one. It doesn't make much sense for US universities to subsidize forgein students under most circumstances, and I know it certainly wasn't my experience when I was studying at UNLV... (see my other post in this thread).

      Unless there are deals going on between Indian companies and US Universities that I'm not aware of, I'd have to say that you are mistaken. As for the percentage of forgein students... the majority of s tudents at UNLV were American (although most of those were out-of-staters). The idea that any US University is made up of 25% forgein students sounds a bit silly - admittedly I'm not at UT and I don't know the current status of UT, but I find it a bit unlikely that that is the case.

    28. Re:Train them poorly by tyrantnine · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you're agreeing with. Any foreign student studying at a public university is being subsidized paying out of state tuition or not - the infrastructure and for example, UT's 11 billion dollar endowment, are the by far and away a product of 100+ years of American taxpayer investment and donations. What exactly am I mistaken about as far as "deals between universities and companies"? The point of fact I made is that tech companies, large and small, now directly recruit foreign students (primarily indian) to go work in india directly after graduating from UT, while at UT. That certainly didn't happen on any appreciable scale 4 years ago. There's multiple fliers on the walls of the various UT-CS buildings at this moment, with full time recruiters dedicated to this effort - I saw plenty of them in person at the two career fairs I went to myself only a month ago. Theres no "deal" - it's simply that UT graduates a ton of foreign students, and companies are now just taking advantage of the education provided here to attempt hiring people to their foreign offices and far cheaper wages. As far as the percentage, you're right, 25% of UT's entire undergraduate population isnt foreign. However, as far as the (crowded) undergraduate CS/EE deparments go, my guess is 25% is a low guess as to the percentage of foreign students. I'm writing a paper about it and have been trying to track down hard demographic stastitcs, so whenever I mention it again perhaps I'll have something better to rely than my personal observations having been here nearly 4 years now. As far as the graduate student population, my personal observations go a little further as there are obviously far fewer students and I have a few grad student friends. There's no question 75% (low guess) of the CS/EE grad students at the university of texas are not US citizens. In the 4 years I've been here, I have not had one American TA or Grader in a CS or EE class.

    29. Re:Train them poorly by PlatinumInitiate · · Score: 1

      Ok. I'm not in a position to argue with you about this, sorry if I misunderstood you and good luck with your research.

      My own experience was completely different. As a forgein student, I did not work in the US and my father paid for all of my expenses while I was there. I understand your point about the infrastructure costs etc, but I think you're being a bit nitpicky. My tuition wasn't paid for by the state, and I also spent a LOT of money while I was there, while not taking any jobs from American workers (I didn't work, only studied and played). I could have stayed an extra year for practical experience with my student visa, but decided to return to South Africa and work for my father's company. It was a great experience, and I'm sorry to hear that things have turned so anti-forgeiner since then.

    30. Re:Train them poorly by tyrantnine · · Score: 1

      I wasn't nitpicking - I was responding to the assertion foreign/out-of-state tuition was some sort of money windfall for public universities, which is simply not even close to the case. Your tuition wasn't paid for by the state, but the entirety of all tuition paid by everyone at a university doesn't come close to funding a years budget. In-state tuition isnt the only component to "subsidizing" education.

      I think some American students feelings are more anti-foreigner due to the ramp up in outsourcing, but companies certainly are warmer due to the fact they have growing outlets to hire these foreign students into. I can't say I'm indifferent - the CS department is overcrowded here which causes a variety of headaches, and I can't help but notice a very sizable portion of the crowd aren't citizens.

      The main point I was making was in response to the point saying we're getting brain drain from India (or wherever) into the US. Getting a degree from a US unversity, then getting recruited by IBM at UT-Austin to get a job with IBM-India, does not equate to brain drain to the united states - we're simply subsidizing the education.

    31. Re:Train them poorly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is , the *what* you know can be learned in a few months by anyone. Sorry to burst your bubble. The *who* you know, on the other hand...

    32. Re:Train them poorly by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      You are correct to say that things have changed significantly in the last few years. A large part of this can be attributed to post-911 insecurity policies. This article from the wall street journal goes into some of the details of recent changes. But they note that at the time of writing, only 8% of foreign students received federal aid while 81% paid in full on their own.

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    33. Re:Train them poorly by gedeco · · Score: 1

      hehe

      Did this once.
      Gave my replacment a incomplete manual with missing substantial parts and told him to RTFM.

      I knew already I had lost my job.

      The funniest part of it: The things they missed, they would never ever know about them.

      Oh ... and my reference list with most used parts he copied from me, did contain some strange serious errors.

      What do you expect? I'm no Saint.

      It did work. 3 months later they contacted me to take op my old job. I just showed them my midlefinger.

    34. Re:Train them poorly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baloney.

      I get to sit in on the meeting in my academic department when they are discussing bring in foreign grad students, well all of the grad students. we can get two a year because of the fees our department has to pay to get them here. this is the second university where I have gotten to watch this process. profit center not likely.

      as an aside, the only protectionist measures I would like to see instituted would be graduated levels based on human rights. if the country in question can keep labor cost low through abuse of it's workers then the comapnies here would face protectionist measures that make it fincially unviable to ship jobs to that country. I have no interest in american companies making profit from workers with guns pointing at their heads.

      later
      Chris

    35. Re:Train them poorly by tyrantnine · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to research more numbers to throw hard facts around, but I still maintain out-of-state tuition with no financial aid doesn't completely fund the cost of an undergraduate.

      Also an interesting note in that article ".S. universities have long provided fellowships and other aid to foreign graduate students, since competition for these students is greater. Today, about 40% of the country's 240,000 foreign graduate students receive such help." I did manage to find one hard demographic -- 67% of the University of Texas Engineering graduate students are foreign. Unforunately I dont have a breakdown by engineering department yet, but theres really no doubt when broken down to just the EE department that numbers going to be significantly higher. I still find it both amazing and disturbing american's are a minority in the engineering graduate program at a public university.

  3. A third option by cpu_fusion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It looks like a real dilemma where if you refuse to hire your replacement, you are fired without severance and are ineligible for unemployment benefits, and if you quit, you don't receive severance and are ineligible for unemployment.

    I propose a third option:

    Train them to do things the wrong way, reap maximum amusement out of your last days at the firm, and laugh as you walk out the door.

    1. Re:A third option by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      You think the law sharks couldn't find a way to make that come back around to bite you?

      Otherwise, the company and your supervisor still has a decent say in whether you ever get hired elsewhere. If you're in a pretty high-profile market, people will probably check up on your references. If they get a really bad one from your employer, they have lots of other applicants to choose from, rather than bother checking up with you and trying to figure out who's exaggerating.

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    2. Re:A third option by Ruiner_God · · Score: 1

      The real trick is to teach them all of the bad habits that american workers (bring a newspaper to work, check espn for sports scores, you get the point) have so then the other counries are as unproductive as americans and half won't speak the language. just my thought

    3. Re:A third option by retto · · Score: 1

      Train them to do things the wrong way, reap maximum amusement out of your last days at the firm, and laugh as you walk out the door

      And kiss any chance of a good reference goodbye...

    4. Re:A third option by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Rules for my job.

      1.) All code must be placed on a single line.
      2.) No comments are necessary...they take up space.
      3.) When in doubt, use a com object reptitively.
      4.) When in doubt, abbreviate. getFormName, should be: getFormName.
      5.) Safe threading is for cowards. Let the threads duke it out...Its the manly way.
      6.) Try not to use "if" or "for" statements. They take too much time.

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    5. Re:A third option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Otherwise, the company and your supervisor still has a decent say in whether you ever get hired elsewhere.

      If they thought highly enough of you to replace you with someone overseas, -- god help you if they're your only reference.

    6. Re:A third option by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Don't forget loading Slashdot every 3 minutes looking for a first Post!

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    7. Re:A third option by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Funny

      In this job market? That's like being thrown out of the plane without a parachute, and failing to grab the "mixed drink umbrella" at the door.

      There are those that will claim it's "better than nothing" and you shouldn't pass up the chance to grab one, but really, be honest. How much good can it possibly do you?

    8. Re:A third option by lightknight · · Score: 0

      Yes, because GoTo statements are in vogue!

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    9. Re:A third option by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      If they get a really bad one from your employer...

      They can probably sue. In some states, the employer can only say whether or not you were employed there. Anything more can get them in trouble.

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    10. Re:A third option by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      4.) When in doubt, abbreviate. getFormName, should be: getFormName..

      I don't get it ?
      don't you mean gtFrmNm ?

    11. Re:A third option by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      It may not have been your immediate supervisor's decision at all. It would most likely have been handed down from above, at the request of upper management and the bean counters. Your supervisor might sympathize and give you an even better reference than you might have gotten otherwise.

      Lashing out and sabotaging your replacement will only make your supervisor's and coworker's jobs more difficult, while not getting the point up to anyone that matters. You would be shooting yourself in the foot. Either quit immediately or swallow your pride. Don't rub something in the face of the people who were closest to you, as they probably had nothing to do with the situation.

      Hmmm..."Upper Management and the Bean Counters" sounds like a good name for a band....

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    12. Re:A third option by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't answer the thing about the mixed-drink umbrella, but I bet McGyver could....

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    13. Re:A third option by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      the trick would of course be to train them just sufficiently wrong, in a way that the 'bad' things seem like they're the new guys fault.

      don't you guys read bofh or dilbert?

      and besides, if you're getting fired after training your own replacement what good will all the asskissing in the world do to you? asskissing for a 'good' reference of "yeah he worked with us, but this indian guy living in delhi is now doing his job perfectly!!"?

      if you can train your job to your replacement 'perfectly' in few weeks.. well, let's just say that you weren't very precious to begin with.

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    14. Re:A third option by Moofie · · Score: 1

      A reference? From a company big enough to outsource to Lower Volta? Boy, what a pretty sky you must live under on your planet.

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    15. Re:A third option by DrCode · · Score: 1

      And don't forget macros, especially for long variable names:
      #define h fileRec->headerName

      It's best to put these in a header file so they don't confuse the rest of the code. If you have conflicts, you can always use "#undef".

    16. Re:A third option by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Good reference" being something along the lines of:

      "Does an excellent job of training foreign replacement workers when about to be terminated - highly recommended! - until replaceable...".

      I think you might be better-off without it...

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    17. Re:A third option by OneFix+at+Work · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually bad employer references are kind of a thing of the past. Most employers can only say 2 things if they are called about a former employee...

      Yes they worked here and the dates they worked were from X to Y...

      That's it. The problem is, employers are afraid of law suits from former employees that might get wind that they were the ones that cost them the job. A former employeer can't even tell them if you quit, were fired, laid off, etc...

      Now, employers that know little about the law will probably continue to "spill the beans", and if you use a former manager as a reference, then things change...but that's obvious...

    18. Re:A third option by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      6.) Try not to use "if" or "for" statements. They take too much time.

      Agreed, better to replace them with "if" then "goto" statements...

    19. Re:A third option by killjoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you get a bad reference you can sue. many people do. That's why these days nobody gives any references good or bad. All then can do is confirm your employment and the dates of start and end.

      You don't need to worry about references.

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    20. Re:A third option by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Does a replacement being Indian somehow make him (or her) any less competent?

    21. Re:A third option by robi2106 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You don't understand the nightmare of a creation I have made. A 1600 line indows batch file that operates in both command line and prompted input modes which calls another 10 or so batch files (total of 5000 lines or so) to automate Visual Studio project builds.

      I can GoTo like the day is long baby!

      jason

    22. Re:A third option by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      Every 3 minutes? Hah, no wonder you never get it.

    23. Re:A third option by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      Does a replacement being Indian somehow make him (or her) any less competent?

      No, but neither does it make asskissing any more productive or defensible.

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    24. Re:A third option by runlvl0 · · Score: 1


      IANA... Human Resources person, but can't you also ask whether someone is eligible for rehire?

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    25. Re:A third option by shepd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >Actually bad employer references are kind of a thing of the past. Most employers can only say 2 things if they are called about a former employee...

      That's why you phrase things properly.

      Good reference: "Wait a minute. It'll take me a while to find that file. Never really had to worry about it much. Yup. He worked here for 12 years."

      Bad reference: "Oh. *HIM*. Yeah, we had *THAT* guy for 12 years."

      That being said, references are useless either way, anyways. If you're staying in the same field, there's a good chance you aren't going to be working for a company that benefits your old company. In that case, the old company will be happy to make sure you get a job and that you never bug them again.

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    26. Re:A third option by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      Actually, avoiding if statements in favor of polymorphism can be quite desirable from a design perspective (when working with OO languages, of course).

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    27. Re:A third option by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1
      A man after my own heart.

      This document may assist you: HOWTO: write bad documentation that looks good

    28. Re:A third option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or gFN

    29. Re:A third option by aacool · · Score: 1
      Do you actually think the people being hired do not know good programming practices? Dont fool yourself - most computer engineers worldwide program much the same, and are exposed to the same best practices.

      Don't underestimate the other guy, that's the easiest way to lose wars/economies/jobs

    30. Re:A third option by shyster · · Score: 2
      A common trick headhunters use is to leave a message on voicemail, basically along the lines of "I'm checking references for Mr. XYZ. Please call me back only if you'd give a good reference." There's no lawsuit for not returning a call for the previous employer, and if the call is returned, regardless of what is or isn't said during it, the headhunter can assume a good reference.

      And, of course, like you point out, phrasing and tone can mean a lot.

    31. Re:A third option by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Why in the world would you list someone as a reference who would say anything negative. I have plenty of "old bosses" to choose from when applying for a job. I pick only those who will give me a good reference.

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    32. Re:A third option by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      If you get a bad reference you can sue. many people do. That's why these days nobody gives any references good or bad. All then can do is confirm your employment and the dates of start and end. You don't need to worry about references.

      That's not true. If you actually take the time to call the references yourself, you can always tell if the former employer is being evasive or if the former employer is being genuinely enthusiastic about his/her former employee.

      Sure, you may fall unto some fantastic liar, but if you have at least five or six references to check (and you should), you shouldn't have any problem finding out the truth if you ask the right questions.

    33. Re:A third option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      goto? please!

      Switch to scheme so you can do everything with continuations. Imagine a goto where you can jump, not only to a different place in the code, but to a different stack state.

      If you know how to abuse them properly, continuations have more confusion potential than COME FROM.

      Plus you can argue that you're more productive because you're working in a higher-level language.

    34. Re:A third option by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm..."Upper Management and the Bean Counters" sounds like a good name for a band....

      Hello, Dave Barry! I love your column. I never knew you posted on slashdot as cybermace5.

    35. Re:A third option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this job market? That's like being thrown out of the plane without a parachute, and failing to grab the "mixed drink umbrella" at the door.

      There are those that will claim it's "better than nothing" and you shouldn't pass up the chance to grab one, but really, be honest. How much good can it possibly do you?


      I believe in the "Life's a bitch, fuck sanity" school of thought. So yeah, if you've got an inflatable beach ball handy as well, that would be sweet. Maybe I'll water all the fake office plants with coolaid while I'm at it.

    36. Re:A third option by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      You can ask, but unless the person you're asking wants to get sued, they can't answer.

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    37. Re:A third option by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Most workplaces have a policy of not giving references. You may luck out if your guy worked at a small shop and get a reference but how a person performs in small IT shops is not indicitive of how they will function in a large beuracracy. In fact people who thrive in small IT shops tend to make horrible corporate programmers where there is increased emphasis on documentation and process.

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    38. Re:A third option by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's as dire as that. It's more like they can ask and you can safely give a yea or nay answer but elaborating on this is an exceptionally bad idea. Where I work this is the standard practice and we're county level government where it seems like every third item in the policy manual has something to do with preventing a lawsuit or keeping the county from looking like it's doing something it's not supposed to.

      No details, just a simple yes or no.

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    39. Re:A third option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      use your compiler to generate assembly in your subroutine - take that assembly and paste it in your subroutine using #ASM and strip out the
      high level code and comments

      modify as much of your high level language into assembly as possible and check the source in.
      If ask why you use assembly in your code, tell them it is code optimization and need to be hand crafted.

      Sit back and wait if they will ever laid you off :)

    40. Re:A third option by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      I know this was supposed to be funny, but you'd be surprised how many fucktards actually do that. They think they ought to stay perpetually employed, not just in spite of doing a piss-poor job and being a liability to the company, but _because_ doing a piss-poor job and being a liability.

      You know what my advice to their employer would be? Fire them.

      It may look like "but only he knows that mess of ugly undocumented code! He's unreplaceable!" Wrong. He's just doing a crap job, often deliberately. He's often not even doing much of a job any more, once he feels unreplaceable.

      E.g., I know an instance of Wally (of Dilbert fame) here who, for the last two years straight, has only kept himself busy with one small module that still isn't ready. But, hey, it's completely undocumented and he's also invented a 7'th point to your list:

      7) he copied 100 random java files off the net into his source directory to make it look bigger and harder to navigate. (E.g., WTF are Swing (GUI) tutorial classes doing in an EJB (non-GUI server-side) module?)

      He also openly refuses to do any other job, other than maintain that module.

      The saddest part? You could do a close enough approximation of what his module is doing, by using standard libraries, in 3 lines of code.

      But even if that wasn't the case: It will cost you less to hire someone to untangle and comment that code, than to perpetually keep a _parasite_ around.

      It might take a month or two (which you would have paid to the parasite anyway), but at the end of it you'll have a program that's not only maintainable, but often actually works better. E.g., it might stop having those spurious thread race bugs that the parasite kept in as job security.

      So fire them. The company and the industry as a whole will be better off with one less parasite in it.

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    41. Re:A third option by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I don't care what the rules are, if the former employee can't convince some of his former colleagues or some of his former managers to ignore the red tape of their HR department, then the employee in quesion is not worth hiring. I've worked for large government agencies and I've worked for large Fortune 500 companies. This lame excuse is simply not going to cut it for me.

    42. Re:A third option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually bad employer references are kind of a thing of the past. Most employers can only say 2 things if they are called about a former employee...

      Yes they worked here and the dates they worked were from X to Y...

      Not entirely true. I know a woman who was fired by the BIG three-letter IT outfit. She was fired for two reasons -- her age and the fact that her work standards were so high that none of the young punk foreigners wanted to work with her. When she started looking for work, she would get to the second or third face-to-face interview, with the prospective emloyer showing great enthusiasm. She was a genuine, high-quality professional and it showed. Then they'd suddenly drop her and quit returning her calls. In each case, she later found out that, at the prospective employer's site, there was a presence of the BIG outfit. They were simply blackballing her at every turn. She finally managed to get a really good job at a site where the BIG outfit did not have a presence.

    43. Re:A third option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my father, a doctor in private practice, once related the same thing to me.

      however, he pointed out that if -all- you say is "Yes they worked here and the dates they worked were from X to Y...", it is assumed the former employee was terrible.

      a more enthusiastic response would be expected if you were a fantastic employee...

    44. Re:A third option by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm guessing that Wally gets paid more than you as well. That's because you're a whiner, dear.

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    45. Re:A third option by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Actually, I never asked about his salary, since, honestly it's not my problem how much he earns. My problem is more that such parasites are employed at all.

      But I'd be surprised if his was that much higher. You see, this is the kind of Wally which doesn't even try to be likeable to the boss or anything. When I've said that he openly refuses to do anything, I really meant it. Very literally. His _only_ claim to staying employed is very literally that he still has to finish that module, and look how many people want changes from him (i.e., want it changed into something that actually works), etc.

      Now I've met smart Wallies. Wallies that came from a business school, and knew how to talk the language of management. They were damn good at marketting themselves. Couldn't code worth crap, but the bosses loved them. One of them averaged two pay raises a year.

      That's the smart version Wally. This one, on the other hand, is the "I can't be arsed to do that" kind of a hardliner.

      As for whining, shoot... I have better things to do than complain about co-workers. I figure that _if_ the boss hasn't yet figured out that Wally is an incompetent parasite, well, there's probably nothing I can do about it either.

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    46. Re:A third option by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      This Wally doesn't happen to work for the government, does he?

    47. Re:A third option by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough, no.

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    48. Re:A third option by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Just thought I'd add: if that was supposed to be an insult, well, it tends to work less well against someone who just got a pay raise in January. So, speaking of whining, sometimes hard work and quality pay off more than whining about your job going to India, eh? :D

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    49. Re:A third option by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Psst. I don't really care. But thanks for feeding me.

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    50. Re:A third option by tkg · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could make a career as a contractor specializing in training foreign replacements. Your pitch could be "Don't let your employees sabotage the training process. Hire me and you will get quality training in less time." In todays market you might do well - until they start hiring foreign workers to train the foreign workers.

    51. Re:A third option by ThulsaDoom · · Score: 1

      Yeah I inherited something like this. It is a living hell. The guy before me inherited it as well and he comepletely lost his mind and left the company. At the end he was spending his days writing mini-manifestos and wearing paper plate "masks" (dont ask). BTW, we've got about 40-50 build-batch files each calling themselves in a daisy chain that only shub niggarath the hell demon himself could have conjured.

      Now if I only had time to implement these perl scripts.... ah screw it!

    52. Re:A third option by killjoe · · Score: 1

      " I don't care what the rules are"

      Of course not. You are not risking your own job just asking other people to risk their jobs to give you some information you want.

      "f the former employee can't convince some of his former colleagues or some of his former managers to ignore the red tape of their HR department, then the employee in quesion is not worth hiring. "

      That's a unique approach. Punish the employee that left for the policies of the company he worked for.

      "I've worked for large government agencies and I've worked for large Fortune 500 companies. This lame excuse is simply not going to cut it for me."

      I am sure the fortune 500 is shuddering in fear after hearing that their policies don't cut the mustard with stephanruby.

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    53. Re:A third option by elBart0 · · Score: 1

      It also depends on where you live. I know from past experiences, here in MA, it's not legal to do more than confirm dates of employment, with out prior (I believe written) permission. If I don't list you as a reference, all you can do is confirm whether or not I was an employee, and on what dates.
      Of course, if you list your references, and none are from your last job, most employers will assume that something is suspicious.

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  4. It's called quitting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Make it painful for the company to fire you.

  5. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not in the computer industry, but I'm wondering how long it takes to train foreign workers? If your job is so valuable that it takes a few days to train someone to be as competent as you, then how does that reflect upon your job?

    Imagine training a foreign physician in what you do. How long would that take? 7-12 years?

    1. Re:But... by kippa · · Score: 1

      so...what does that say about foreign medical training?

    2. Re:But... by TheViciousOverWind · · Score: 1

      We really need a "in-your-face" moderation option ;)

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    3. Re:But... by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      so...what does that say about foreign medical training?

      That they don't do the same sort of record-keeping? It takes time to learn all the laws regarding medical records!

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    4. Re:But... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In one of the cases in the story;

      >She says the training took about two months.

      >If your job is so valuable that it takes a few days to train someone to be as competent as you

      Quick, name a job that doesn't take a few days for someone to at least feel that he could take over your job given that you have the same academic education?

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    5. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Imagine training a foreign physician in what you do. How long would that take? 7-12 years?

      If the guy you train is a physician him self,then,lets say, a year at max


      when you train a foreign worker the chances are that he already has some skills. You need to train him only on the aspects that are specific to your job . And for this reason it may take less time, and it certainly is not indicative of the importance of your job
    6. Re:But... by Mantorp · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If your job is so valuable that it takes a few days to train someone to be as competent as you, then how does that reflect upon your job?

      I was involved in managing an outsourcing project. Not in the computer industry either as it happens, it was back office accounting. The replacement workers spent 8 weeks or so on site here, 4 weeks documenting the living crap out of everything, 4 weeks doing the actual work with the soon to be replaced staff looking over their shoulders then 4 more once back in India with their work being checked from here.
      Where I worked at the time we had other openings so no one directly lost their jobs because of this. The workers we got were generally overqualified for what they were asked to do and we paid them a fraction of what it would have cost to hire local staff. Think it turned out to be around $12000 per year per chartered accountant. That covered everything salary, overhead, insurance. Another benefit was that everything was now well documented and they constantly cross trained new employees to keep them from getting bored and to make sure we had replacments if someone over there quit.

    7. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I quit, it took 3 months.

    8. Re:But... by nomadic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Quick, name a job that doesn't take a few days for someone to at least feel that he could take over your job given that you have the same academic education?

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    9. Re:But... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      As someone that expects to get shitcanned tomorrow (though not do to outsourcing traitors), I can say with no little amount of certainty that it would take many, many days of training for someone to replace me at even 50% of my performance.

      I just hope that my absence hurts them as much as it possibly can. Shame I couldn't have waited a few months to screw up, that would really have put them to the fire. Oh well.

    10. Re:But... by neurojab · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >If your job is so valuable that it takes a few days to train someone to be as competent as you, then how does that reflect upon your job?

      The key phrase here is "as competent as you". If you're being outsourced, that's not the goal. It's a minor consideration. The company is not trying to buy competence... they've already got it (or one would hope). They're trying to buy a cheap warm body to make next year's balance sheets look a little better. Competence doesn't factor into the equation. The company hopes that eventually this new person will perform as well as the one they let go, but in the meantime they're quite happy to have significantly less productivity if it means they can pay them a small fraction of what they pay their current employee.

    11. Re:But... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I'm not in the computer industry, but I'm wondering how long it takes to train foreign workers? If your job is so valuable that it takes a few days to train someone to be as competent as you, then how does that reflect upon your job?"

      It doesn't reflect on your competency at all. Take programmers, for example. They're trained to program. The all learn basically the same thing. If they start a new job, then the first few days are more about orientation than learning how to write "Hello World".

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    12. Re:But... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm serious here, not a troll:

      Say it takes 5 Indians to do your job effectively. Those Indians are each paid 1/10th of what the company pays you. The company still cuts its costs in half even if they have to hire 5 replacement workers. If they accept lowered productivity for a while, they can save even more money.

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of inexpensive Indians. For a lot of tasks, that is more efficient than one expensive machine.

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    13. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm serious here, not a troll:

      Say it takes 5 Indians to do your job effectively. Those Indians are each paid 1/10th of what the company pays you. The company still cuts its costs in half even if they have to hire 5 replacement workers. If they accept lowered productivity for a while, they can save even more money.


      That's not even realistic, 5 cheap programmers do not produce the same quality of code as 1 programmer 5 times as good, but it doesn't matter. The people doing this have no clue what they're doing, they've got dollar signs in their eyes and can see nothing else.

      Of course many of the newer programmers in the US are crap too, so it actually works out sometimes.

    14. Re:But... by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      What'd you do?

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    15. Re:But... by Eric+Savage · · Score: 1

      Software developer

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    16. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the breakroom at lunch. Normally, just me and 4 or 5 other dayshift guys are there, but we repair laptops for a school system, and this week school is out.

      They brought in a trainer to get us certified this week, so most of nightshift is there. A bunch of worthless assclowns. Me and the other dayshifters though, are playing cards (MTG) during lunch. Something to break the boredom. I get knocked out of the game early. So one of the more annoying assclowns, who is in the breakroom, procedes to inform everyone, that I just lost. Since that happens to be only the people playing, who already know, this is quite possibly unneeded. He laughs while saying it, and repeats this a total of 7 times over a period of about 10 minutes. Then a second assclown nightshifter comes in, and he has to be told too. Still laughing. Second assclown starts laughing too.

      So, rather loudly, I tell him to shut the fuck up. He does the whole "are you talking to me bit". It ends there, but bosses are away (lunchtime). Things are strangely hectic this week, and somehow, I don't get called into my "going away" conference. I expect that to be tomorrow morning.

      I am biased against them, I admit. But let's see. There is never going to be any money for raises, because they fuck everything up. The most worthless of them all gets promoted to supervisor, and turns it into a circus (having them stay, unpaid, 2 and 3 hours after shift ends just to make quota). These people replace keyboards (non-warranty part) because a keycap falls off and we eat the cost. 10 and 12 of those a night, just for that part. Too many similar issues to list them all. They brag to the certification trainer that a logic board is a 30 minute replacement, when everyone on dayshift can do it in 12 minutes flat (my record is 10m54s). They fill the guts of machines with 2 lbs of electrical tape. On and on and on. All that, the fact that they make more than me, that I have to clean up their messes, and that my own 10 laptop repairs are usually done before 10:30am, makes me a very unhappy person.

      Hell, I'm suppose to actually write documentation on repair procedures... but I've never even been issued a machine at work, desktop or laptop. No digital camera to take pictures of visible symptons. Am I supposed to doodle on napkins? I dunno. But tomorrow should be very interesting. If anyone wants the full report, maybe I can put it in my journal.

      Hopefully, they'll make it quick so I can do the whole unemployment thing tomorrow afternoon.

    17. Re:But... by asr_man · · Score: 1

      It isn't skills training, it's subject matter training. Typically you and your replacement are both already competent developers. You however are 100% up to speed on the thousands of lines of source code you maintain -- on its history, its build and release process, it weaknesses, and its future directions. Your replacement is clueless about all of this. Here "training" is making this difference as close to zero as possible in the allowed time. Obviously if you were responsible for a small code niche then it won't take long to train your replacement and yes the reflection on your job is that it wasn't critical. Conversely if you have major responsibilty for a large strategic code base it's unlikely you'll be outsourced in the first place.

      In short, training is simply getting another developer with similar skills aquainted with the code base. But trained != experienced, and therein lies some of the price difference and resulting labor arbitrage.

    18. Re:But... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
      You're assuming that somebody who has the same degree as you do will know exactly the same as you.

      Nice try. I know tons of people who slip through the college cracks who couldn't code well if their life depended on it.

      If somebody is as competent as I am within the field that I work, then I expect taking over a job to take a few days. But then, there are less and less competent people who come out of college.

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    19. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I am sorry to inform you that 1 indian worker can do a job that need 5 american workers. Why? Those indians that got the jobs were highly educated due to tough competition and they work much harder than american workers.

    20. Re:But... by Geek_3.3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Rather broad strokes coming from an Anonymous Coward, eh? Hate to break it to you, but QUALITY has nothing to do with it--it breaks down to the bottom $ (or rupee, as it were). Since the cost of living is much lower in India, firms can pay much less for comparable labor. Whether or not it was worth the additional infrastructure costs, language problems (yes, 'American' is NOT 'English'...), etc, is a completely different issue. Keep that in mind before you stupidly generalize the American workforce.

    21. Re:But... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >You're assuming that somebody who has the same degree as you do will know exactly the same as you.

      From my original post: "...for someone to at least feel that he could... "

      I am not saying that he could do the same job at the same level of quality, just that he will go to the manager and say "Sure I can do his job." and then fuddle his way through for the next several months. And at a fraction of what they were paying, thats good enough for the manager/company.

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    22. Re:But... by bobsalt · · Score: 1

      damn, you musta seen my resume...


    23. Re:But... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I am sorry to inform you that 1 indian worker can do a job that need 5 american workers. Why? Those indians that got the jobs were highly educated due to tough competition and they work much harder than american workers.

      Formal education is not of much use in programming. Sure, every bit helps, but only marginally.

    24. Re:But... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      What actually happens isn't that you train someone incompetent to be competent. It's that you start with someone very competent in the first place, and show them what the files are, what the project does, and so on.

      Sort of, if you were designing a car, and hired a new automobile engineer, someone would have to give him an overview of what's happening in that project, and what will he have to do in the new job.

      --
      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    25. Re:But... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If a company is going to outsource, this definitely seems like the smart way to do it. Since, as you say, no one directly lost their job due to this, and was able to move to other openings, it seems like a pretty decent situation for everyone involved.

      My company, a very large manufacturer, also has been pretty smart I think about not pissing off existing employees too much. It isn't doing a whole lot of hiring in the USA anymore, but it isn't laying off anyone, and isn't having anyone train their replacement AFAIK (if they are, they're probably able to move to other jobs within the company, and there's still many positions within the USA). But for new groups, they're expanding operations in India and China.

    26. Re:But... by dave420 · · Score: 1
      You're assuming the outsourced jobs are going to less competent people. That's not the case at all. It's ridiculously closed-minded statements like that which have caused most of the distress over this situation. It's been stated that the typical Indian IT worker, for example, is just as qualified as your average US IT worker.

      If you looked at it objectively, you'd realise why the jobs are going, and who they're going to.

    27. Re:But... by Delphis · · Score: 1

      given that you have the same academic education

      Yea, I'd love to go to Assassin school, me.. :)

      --
      Delphis
    28. Re:But... by neurojab · · Score: 1

      > You're assuming the outsourced jobs are going to less competent people.

      No I'm not. I'm saying that it doesn't matter if they are or not.

      >It's been stated that the typical Indian IT worker, for example, is just as qualified as your average US IT worker.

      Being "qualified" is not just about education. This is not about india vs US. I'd say the same thing if companies were firing their seasoned employees and giving them to people fresh out of college. When you work in your particular field, there's a lot of domain expertise that needs to be built up. For instance you may develop a suite of products, and know their history, quirks, design goals, requirements, etc. This domain expertise should, if your management has their heads out of their asses, make you VERY valuable to the company. If I give my job to someone with twice as much education, but lacking this domain expertise, they're still going to be much less productive than me. I don't think that observation is closed minded at all.

      >If you looked at it objectively, you'd realise why the jobs are going, and who they're going to.

      The almighty buck is not objective enough for you? I have seen no evidence to lead me to believe that jobs get outsourced for higher quality work. If you have some case studies in which that has happened, I'd love to see them.

      >have caused most of the distress over this situation.
      I think american workers should be distressed over this. Losing our white collar "knowledge jobs" is incredibly bad for the economy, not to mention bad for the people that lose their livelihood. Perhaps we need to unionize?
      Perhaps the US is doomed to do nothing but sell pizza to each other, with a completely service-based economy, but I think IT workers are within their rights to slow this process down by unionizing and striking.

      Yes, I'm US centric. That's where I live, and don't want to have to move away to earn a living.
      It's a pro-US stance.. I have nothing against India or China or the fine people that live there.

    29. Re:But... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      People in the 45-to-65 age bracket have an enormous problem brewing in corporate America. The companies don't want to honor those longevity promises anymore (like "+1wk vacation for every 10 years you work", vesting, etc.). It's not so much a matter of competence; it's also a matter of judged overhead.

      It will become very rare for a person to work at 1 company for over 10 years. 4 to 7 years will become the expectation for a new job. Then you get your ass booted out through subtle but direct methods of obsolescence, even the movement of departments and divisions across continents just to ditch the current batch of employees. Then you will have to find a new company, perhaps even a new career.

      Good luck to us all if we think we can support mortgages on this kind of intentional churn.

      --
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    30. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all due respect to the other Anonymous Coward, perhaps the "stiff competition" might contribute many positive things to the productivity of Third-World workers, but there are many other important factors that contribute to worker productivity.

      Maybe you have some statistical evidence of the relative productivity of Indian outsource workers over their American counterparts. However, until I see such, I will not hold my breath until we confirm that the Indian worker is more productive than the American worker, on average. I will concede that the former is a better value under certain circumstances, but let's not get carried away.

      For instance, there are many Californians who have hired Mexican housekeepers, gardeners, day laborers who swear that Mexicans are just better workers, hands down, than Americans. On the other hand, Mexican manufacturing has all but tanked so far, mostly due to ... bad labor!!! Even forgetting industries sitting under government protection, our front line manufacturing workers outshine theirs, and those of almost all non-asian countries.

      Americans are among the most productive people on the planet, per capita, so you are really shooting for the moon. Cut the hyberbole and we might accomplish something.

    31. Re:But... by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

      You're clearly not in ANY industry at all, if you think that the people who decided that "a few days" (or even 4-6 weeks) would be enough to transfer one's knowledge actually had clue one about how long that transfer would actually take.

      Of course, if you do a shoddy job at the training, they might not give you that severance. So you'd better work EXTRA hard to give your job away.

      (Personal note: Go Myra!)

      --
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    32. Re:But... by cookiej · · Score: 1

      \Of course, you could just be living in "Phase One" of your companies' plan...

  6. I'm a pornstar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't have to worry about 'training' my replacement.

    1. Re:I'm a pornstar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a fluffer, luckily blowjobs can't be outsourced (yet).

    2. Re:I'm a pornstar... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      Hey Darl? Is that you?

    3. Re:I'm a pornstar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your employer needs to do is watch Full Metal Jacket. "Me so horny. Sucky sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time." If their H1-B request goes through...

    4. Re:I'm a pornstar... by metamatic · · Score: 1

      I'm a fluffer, luckily blowjobs can't be outsourced (yet).

      Cut it out, McNealy. Melinda's getting jealous.

      --
      GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  7. Been there done that by greywar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And whats worse-in my case the employer lied. "Oh no we're not training them to replace you, we just expect that you will be busy with other projects..." Yeah other projects like looking for work. They paid for it in the end....HAH! And when they asked me back to help "save the company"....I didnt feel much desire to.

    1. Re:Been there done that by jhoger · · Score: 1

      Most people are stupid. Exploit them.

      That should be a rule of acquisition. Being laid off is often an opportunity to make contractor $$$'s.

      Just remember... it's always about money. No job lasts forever. No one owes you a job. Don't take it personally.

      The only thing one can take heart in is that the best of us will always be in demand. (corollary to that is the best of us constantly update their skills)

    2. Re:Been there done that by Fnkmaster · · Score: 4, Insightful
      My friend, you need to learn the way to get ahead in the world. When they ask you back, tell them you'll come back if you get your old boss' job. Or his boss' job. Seriously, that's what I'd do.


      Then again, it can be satisfying to watch the people who fucked you over lose their jobs as a company fails. But there are usually nice people who don't deserve to lose their jobs who'll get screwed over in the process too. Revenge is sweet, but getting your old boss' job, saving a company's ass, then using this line item on the resume to get an even sweeter job is far, far better for you in the long run, and is really the best sort of revenge you can ask for (not to mention you can't put "they begged me to come back and I told them to bugger off" on your resume).

    3. Re:Been there done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Most people are stupid. Exploit them.

      I chuckled at your post. It was amusing. Then I re-read it. Maybe you're serious? Wow. If so, what a cynical, sad, empty way to see the world and your fellow human beings. Dig a pit for your neighbor, eh?

      Sorry, not me. I prefer a more friendly and societally beneficial viewpoint:

      Most people are human. Be nice. Even when they aren't.

      That doesn't EVER mean that I let myself get walked all over. On the contrary, true care and consideration for your fellow human beings means that you don't let others exploit your niceness wrongfully either, since that's not good either.

      Just remember... it's always about money. No job lasts forever. No one owes you a job. Don't take it personally.

      No, it's only sometimes about the money. People are fired every day because someone in management makes a decision based on emotion, or a dislike of someone, or some other issue. Often it may be justified with money, but not really be about money. Other times, you're right, it IS about money.

      You're right that no job lasts forever, too. The only constant in the career path is change, to coopt a phrase.

      I like your other two sentences too. No one owes anyone a job, though in a position where I may be the one making such decisions, there may be a time that it's the right thing to do to hire someone to help them out. And your advise to not take it personally, though often difficult to follow, really is wise.

    4. Re:Been there done that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or refuse to come back on as an employee, but offer to consult for an hourly fee that works out to something like 2-4x your old saliry. Just because it's a place that you don't want to come back to doesn't mean you can't milk them for a bit. Had a friend do that with great success. The company decided to replace him with someone that basically earned minimum wage and was fresh out of highschool. They called him up and told him they needed him to fix something, expecting it to be free, of course. He told them no, but he'd consult for them, I think $100/hour was what he decided on. He did, and fixed the problem his replacement had caused. He continued to get extra (and highly profitable) work in this fashion until the company finally went under.

    5. Re:Been there done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a friend "train" her outsourced overseas replacements and then be let go. The USA PHB's didn't know the chemistry formula's, but were happy to outsource overseas. Two years later they wanted to bring the stuff back to the USA. The overseas people formed their own company, used the formula's and drove the USA company out of business. duh... Best part was all the USA PHB's stock & stock options went to "worthless". (yeah, they tried to sue the overseas company, but they keep changing their name :)

    6. Re:Been there done that by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1
      But there are usually nice people who don't deserve to lose their jobs who'll get screwed over in the process too.


      Doubtful. If they're willing to sit by and watch me get screwed, I'm not going to lift a finger to help them.
      --
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    7. Re:Been there done that by jhoger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That first line was a little over the top, but I was emulating the Ferengi, and they are nothing if not over the top when it comes to profit.

      There is a kernel of truth though... you have to admit that there are plenty of beancounters stupid enough to think that they can magically switch without a *long* transition period (years) when moving to an outsourced engineering model when your business culture is an on-staff engineering team.

      It happens over and over. When people say "I kind of feel bad charging so much money for such simple work after they laid me off" or "why should I help them, they're jerks, they laid me off" I say, it doesn't matter. What matters is that you're getting paid for doing work you would have been doing anyway just for a lot less money if you hadn't been laid off. They made the bad decision. You make the profit.

    8. Re:Been there done that by chegosaurus · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how many people on here have single handedly saved companies, made stock rise 1000%, rewritten legacy applications in a weekend and successfully replaced a Windows server farm with a 386 running Gentoo. We're a veritable community of geniuses.

  8. Train 'em by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let the employers make their mistakes. You're going to get laid off anyway, so you might as well use the time to start looking for a new job instead of whining about having to train your replacement. Unless you're extremely well organized, it's not like your replacement is going to get much out of your training.

  9. Greetings? by CelticWhisper · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you introduce yourself in a situation like that? "Hi Apu, how are ya? They're outsourcing me to...you!"

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    1. Re:Greetings? by geekoid · · Score: 0, Troll

      be sure to follow up with stories about when large groups of people didn't like what was happening in the work force, and started large groups that beat the shit out of people who crossed them to take their job.

      --
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  10. Lock and Load by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Stories like this really piss me off!!! >:-

  11. Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Forcing somebody to train their replacement is just absurd.

    There needs to be a balance between management power and union power, because this is just absurd.

    1. Re:Absurd by Catfisherman · · Score: 1

      Yes I agree 100% with your statement, but the government seen to the down fall of the union(s) when then replaced the air traffic controlers when they went on strike. The government should not be allowed to get involved in any and I mean any disputes between a business (no matter what business it is) and the union. Otherwise what good is the union if the government can do what they want to break it. As I've told people for years , the union will make a comeback one day but before that happens there will be alot of blood shed like before the unions came into being.
      Like they say, if you don't learn from history, its bound to repeat.

    2. Re:Absurd by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's about as demeaning as you can get. But, you can always get a tax number and offer to train the competitor's new hires to do your quality of work... For a small consulting fee of course. :o)

      --
      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    3. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One BIG problem with this.. techies aren't unionised.

    4. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad example. The air traffic controlers were goverment. So the goverment was involved no matter what.

  12. money money...MoNeY by blaksaga · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and if they don't train their replacements, they don't get their severance pay. It would suck to be in that position.

    1. Re:money money...MoNeY by esdjco · · Score: 0

      in it right now. Sucks

  13. BOFH by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cmon people...Start Training the BOFH way!

    BOFH: "In order to make sure that your computer is operating at its full capacity, you must daily feed your monitor water whilst holding down the degauss button".

    Trainee over phone:" Sir, this is no problem.." ***BZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzTTttttttttttttt***

    BOFH: "Next trainee. I'm going to like being replaced".

    --
    Sig it.
    1. Re:BOFH by alkali · · Score: 1

      Here, BOFH = b*stard operating from home.

    2. Re:BOFH by pla · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot the most useful option...

      "Okay, now, log in to our CVS archive server... Oh, you don't have an account yet? Well, just use root for now, with password blah".

      Now, have them do some random crap until the right moment comes up (namely, a nearby coworker, while composing an email, missed a space between two words and didn't catch it).

      "Okay, now very carefully follow my next few instructions, because you can do some serious damage on this machine... We need to clear out some junk on /tmp, so type 'r', 'm', 'space', 'slash' [pause here a moment, reach over to your coworker, point at their typo, and say...] 'SPACE' [pause another moment, then describe some harmless path off of /tmp]. Okay, now hit return. This might take a minute, the crap can really build up there..."

      And, you can consider your replacement well trained, with plausible deniability that your trainee simply "misheard" you giving a suggestion to a coworker, and took it too literally.


      Train my replacement... Yeah, right. Cold day in Hades I'll train my replacement!

    3. Re:BOFH by scrytch · · Score: 1

      "Okay, now very carefully follow my next few instructions, because you can do some serious damage on this machine... We need to clear out some junk on /tmp, so type 'r', 'm', 'space', 'slash' [pause here a moment, reach over to your coworker, point at their typo, and say...] 'SPACE' [pause another moment, then describe some harmless path off of /tmp]. Okay, now hit return. This might take a minute, the crap can really build up there..."

      This of course assumes that you have a trainee who will actually type along while you narrate. In my experience it's been more like: "rm -f. rm ... r ... m ... the m's over there. no, SPACE dash f. no, SPACE dash f. dash. the dash is over there. dash f. no, no space. dash f. space slash. no, SPACE slash."

      Just tell him to log in and do everything as root, leave it at that, and be confident that he'll probably do more damage soon than you could have imagined.

      --
      I've finally had it: until slashdot gets article moderation, I am not coming back.
  14. This is pretty simple by Bobdoer · · Score: 3, Funny
    Step one: learn that you're being replaced.
    Step two: train your trainee to be incompetent.
    Step three: laugh at the karmic justice of them firing you for being expensive and getting a useless employee in return.
    Step four: read the classified ads and fail to find a new job.

    At least both you and the company are screwed.

    1. Re:This is pretty simple by mtnharo · · Score: 1

      You forgot step five, as many others have mentioned on here:
      Step five: Accept contract from former employer to fix all the mistakes the replacement makes, at 2x original salary.

  15. My Stapler!... by Himring · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fine! But Rasheed is not getting my red stapler!...

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    1. Re:My Stapler!... by Himring · · Score: 1

      I did not know the moderator's name was "Rasheed"....

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    2. Re:My Stapler!... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, that's funny. Sorry you got modded down.

    3. Re:My Stapler!... by Himring · · Score: 1

      At the risk of appearing sensitive, needy and girlish....

      Why did I get modded down? Is it the glut of office space references? Mayhaps, a "red stapler" appearance in a post gets an auto "troll"?

      I never knew my father!...

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  16. changes by gravyfaucet · · Score: 0

    this seems very demeaning. does this sell anyone on -an IT union? -Public database of companies demanding this of outgoing workers?

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    1. Re:changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This corresponds with the concept of free software, and is supported by VCSF (Very Cheap Software Foundation, a kickoff from Free Software Foundation).

      So either adore it or get out of here.

  17. Sabotage by m0topilot · · Score: 1

    Train them to !@#$ up ... hehe

  18. Re:Just treat them like the shit they are by kingkade · · Score: 1

    Just train them in a nice cordial manner but instead of calling them by their name casually address them as "Scab". Also, delete everything in their source directory on your last day.

  19. Not really a dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It looks like a real dilemma where if you refuse to hire your replacement, you are fired without severance and are ineligible for unemployment benefits, and if you quit, you don't receive severance and are ineligible for unemployment.

    Not really.

    if ($train_replacement) { fucked };
    if (!$train_replacement) { fucked };

    You may safely choose either option.

    1. Re:Not really a dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like:

      if ($train_replacement) { sort of fucked but with 6 months unemployment + severance + corba };
      if (!$train_replacement) { completely fucked if you have no savings + no corba };

      corba == option to purchase health insurance at what it cost your company for 18 months.

    2. Re:Not really a dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not really.
      if ($train_replacement) { fucked };
      if (!$train_replacement) { fucked };
      You may safely choose either option.

      Actually the Perl code goes like:

      if ($train_replacement) {
      ++$cash;
      }
      fucked($_);
    3. Re:Not really a dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's COBRA, not corba, you knob-polisher.

      http://jobsearchtech.about.com/library/weekly/aa 03 1003.htm

    4. Re:Not really a dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What, are you some kind of off-shore coder? This is how it goes:

      ++$cash if $train_replacement;
      $_->fuck;
    5. Re:Not really a dilemma by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      Its not an option, they have to give it to you. If you have no money to pay for it that can be a problem.

    6. Re:Not really a dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      An oo Perl hacker might do it this way:

      ++$_->cash if $_->train_replacement;
      $_->fucked;
  20. Train 'em good! by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

    What if you trained them to do your job wrong, so they totally screw everything up?

    1. Re:Train 'em good! by kingkade · · Score: 1

      You're a criminal mastermind! At least, if they were being trained face to face (since they may be a foreign worker) it would be really awkward just being around them. But you could still piss in their coffee and flick you boogers at their desk when they leave for lunch break.

  21. just face it by cloudless.net · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In my company I have to train my potential replacements every day. The company wants to have the ability to layoff anyone, anytime without worry. In fact they have a big layoff once every few months. I'm getting used to it.

    1. Re:just face it by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The company wants to have the ability to layoff anyone, anytime without worry. In fact they have a big layoff once every few months. I'm getting used to it."

      IBM? Heh.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    2. Re:just face it by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      In my company I have to train my potential replacements every day.

      Hey how's life at Stream International?

    3. Re:just face it by dustym · · Score: 1

      Training steps for stream international employees:
      Answer phone.
      Log call.
      Punt.
      repeat

    4. Re:just face it by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --What, you work for Baxter Labs??

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  22. That's like 1 percent by starcraftsicko · · Score: 3, Interesting
    'Almost one in five information technology workers has lost a job or knows someone who lost a job after training a foreign worker,
    One in 5 knows someone who has lost a job and trained a foreigner. I know more than 20 IT workers. I bet most /.ers do too. So we're talking less than 1% here.

    Not that losing ANY jobs is ever good... but a 1% swing in ANYTHING is hardly a trend. And this is far less than 1%.

    1. Re:That's like 1 percent by dann0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Almost one in five information technology workers has lost a job or knows someone who lost a job after training a foreign worker

      That's like saying Almost one in five information technology workers know Kevin Bacon. It's a ridiculous and illogical statement.

      --
      "The big question in our lives is how to be at the same time a hedonist and in a hurry" - Alain Ducasse (?)
    2. Re:That's like 1 percent by Zocalo · · Score: 1
      That's one percent of *IT* workers. What's the percentage as a whole once you factor in the other outsource fodder employed in non-IT related places like call centers, assembly lines...

      Since those jobs are mainly going overseas, that means that the many of these newly redundant people will have to take lower paid jobs, if they can find employment at all. That means less money from taxes to pay for more people on state support, which eventually means more taxes for everyone. That may well in turn put some more companies over the line and into considering outsourcing and start the cycle anew. If this does start to spiral then there's is only one result and everyone is going to suffer, big time.

      --
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    3. Re:That's like 1 percent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your math is off. 1 in 5 is 20%.

    4. Re:That's like 1 percent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good catch. should be modded higher.
      anybody who publishes a stat as misleading and meaningless as that is clearly trying to manipulate public opinion. probably on the Kerry2004 payroll.
      -Rob
      ps: no i didn't rtfa. far more interesting to just read the comments and infer the contents of the article, then pronounce judgement from the safety of Anonymous Coward.

    5. Re:That's like 1 percent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, you are not in IT field, don't you? Percentage is percentage, you can apply it to any field.

  23. Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by Ned+the+Needy · · Score: 1

    This is the kind of stupidity that created the phrase 'digging your own grave". No matter what, you're screwed. If you dig your grave, you'll openly acknowledge that you're going to die. If you don't dig your grave, what are they going to do? Kill you? In both cases, there is no incentive to have the person do a damn thing.

  24. The Ultimate Plan by rckymntrider · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Start working on a business plan 2) Train your replacement as poorly as possible 3) Collect your severance pay, use it as an investment together with an SBA loan 4) Go into business for your self

    1. Re:The Ultimate Plan by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      step 5 call in a tip to your local Business Software Alliance to the suspected Software piracy that is happening in the company... and then cal OSHA about the unsafe working conditions, finally the Local city inspectors about the "improvements" made without a permit 2 months ago...

      That will cost the company at least $5000.00 in fines, and will make all management's life hell for at least 3 weeks.

      Oh and I dont care what your company does, you do not leave a BSA audit woughot a settlement or fine. same for OSHA...

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    2. Re:The Ultimate Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Work on business plan.
      2)Train replacement poorly.
      3)Gather money
      4)Go into business in THEIR area of expertise, and with the inept help they currently have, anihhilate them.
      5)Profit.
      6)Hire them as some sort of demeaning and decadent entertainment.

      The best revenge is ice cold revenge. Strike down what they love best, in this case money, and strike hard. Make it so they can never recover. And hear the lamentations of the women.

    3. Re:The Ultimate Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 6: Profit!!!

    4. Re:The Ultimate Plan by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Yup, and a tip with OSHA, if the server room racks have the sides and front/backs taken off for "convenience" sake, you can guarantee taht the noise in that room exceeds OSHA standards. Multiply the fine by 10.

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    5. Re:The Ultimate Plan by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've worked three places that have been audited by the BSA. Tip offs from disgruntled ex employees. On all three occasions, we ran their self audit software, and came up roses. They thanked us and never called back. No money exchanged hands.

      But then again, I usually work at companies that have software budgets.

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    6. Re:The Ultimate Plan by tcgroat · · Score: 1

      (0) Get your employer to agree to cancel the anti-compete clauses, NDA, IP assignments, etc. that you signed the first day on the job. After all, if you're not valuable enough to keep on the payroll, there's no way you're a business threat to them, right? Considering how they're treating you, all I can say is good luck!

    7. Re:The Ultimate Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is why you ALWAYS set up the ultimate trap the day you atart working there..

      on the server a directlry called software, then installs, then put the contents of the MS windows, MS office and one Adobe product there...

      the BSA scanners will detect it and set off huge amounts of alarms.

      No, it's not illegal or even against the license agreements but it will trigger the bsa scanners. :-)
      and if the date stamp is from a long time in the past.... Oh it will bite them hard by the time they try to sort it out.

    8. Re:The Ultimate Plan by dsmoses · · Score: 1

      Better yet...

      1) Start working on a business plan
      2) Train your replacement as BEST as possible
      3) Collect your severance pay, use it as an investment together with an SBA loan
      4) Go into business for your self
      5) HIRE THE REPLACEMENT before they can train another replacement (if they are being paid 12,000, surely they would be enticed to work for a little bit more than that)
      6) Company now has to hire your company as a consulting firm
      7) Your replacement works for you doing your old job and in a sense you now have your old boss's position.

  25. Isnt the solution obvious? by SaintDogbert · · Score: 1

    Well.. I think its obvious.. First, take a really long time to explain everything. Also, make sure you find the most expensive English to Hindi translator for the company to foot the bill for.. Give the trainee seemingly useful information but then leave out big important details. This way, you look like youre trying to help, but youre really leaving your mark.. and boy will they miss you :P

  26. It's called reading the text of the fucking post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make like my pants and split.

  27. Its called.. by mixtape5 · · Score: 1

    if you quit, you don't receive severance and are ineligible for unemployment.

    quiting would only hurt more...but oh well.

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    1. Re:Its called.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it hurts you, but it hurts them just as much if not more.

    2. Re:Its called.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      How? you lost 100% and they lost 0.1%.

  28. Common practice by NTworks · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is common practice at my job... I work as a state-licensed privately-run datacenter, to which state gvt agencies outsource their mainframe and other large scale Unix processing.

    When we sign a new contract for an agency, we send computer operators and other staff there for a week to get trained by the state employees that are about to get laid off

  29. Unemployment by zoomnmd · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, in Maryland at least, you do receive unemployment benefits if you are fired. Also, you can receive benefits when resigning in leui of being fired. A friend of mine just went through this.
    He worked for Lockheed Martin and was going to be fired.
    Instead, he resigned and received benefits. No severence though...

    1. Re:Unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I thought that was standard, I dont see how anyone could be refused unemployment if they get fired.

    2. Re:Unemployment by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

      Well, in Maryland at least, you do receive unemployment benefits if you are fired.

      Um.

      No.

      You can only receive unemployment benefits after being fired if you can prove that your firing was not for cause. Your former employer has to confirm this. This is true for at least WA and MA.

      That's great for Maryland, though, unfortunately it's not big enough to fit all of us...

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  30. Use what Bill Clinton say by kyoko21 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I do not recollect or recall such information at this present time.

    1. Re:Use what Bill Clinton say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He was an amateur...

      "We know that iraq has tried to buy uranium from nigeria..."

  31. Lesson #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How to surf Slashdot ALL day while appearing to get work done. They may be cheaper, but they will never be less productive.

  32. Give me a break... by Uhlek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "1 in 5 lost their job or knew someone who lost their job."

    Talk about hear-say. That's hardly indicative of how pervasive the problem really is. How about some hard numbers, instead of a bunch of sappy stories about people committing suicide?

    Plus, the story claims that you won't get unemployment or might be fired because of something one woman said she believed when she was told she had to train replacements. That's a load of crap to anyone with any clue on how employment laws work.

    If you're worried about the severance or are enticed by the extra carrots they're waving in front of you, well, then, dig your own grave.

    If all employees resisted, completely walked out of places that were doing it, refused to train Indian replacements...then maybe these companies would think twice. Instead those that are left simply bow their heads down and think "Gee, too bad for Sally."

    But...oh, yeah, that's right. IT is too good to be unionized.

    1. Re:Give me a break... by BlackHawk · · Score: 1
      • But...oh, yeah, that's right. IT is too good to be unionized.

      WashTech.

      We're not too good. It's just too early. It took industrial workers decades to organize. It'll happen.

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    2. Re:Give me a break... by kimgh · · Score: 1

      Well, it happened to me a few years ago. Anyone else?

    3. Re:Give me a break... by Astreja · · Score: 1

      I *am* unionized IT. It doesn't help... Management finds other ways of sabotaging us, like sending us on completely useless training and denying us access to software and technology that would make our lives easier.

      I've already started to document my day-to-day operations, because this isn't where I want to spend the rest of my work life. If I run away to join the circus or get kidnapped by aliens, no reason the end users should suffer.

  33. I'm doing it right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a dba/server tech/programmer/network admin for a growing import/export company with offices scattered in a few countries. I've been a little overworked. In the last year, they've hired a dba, server tech, programmer, & a network admin -- all working out of the Mazatlan office, for about 1.5x my salary, combined. And I'm training and training and training.... paranoid? Me? Sure -- if I wasn't the only US employee left.

  34. What's even worse... by KoshClassic · · Score: 1

    I was just told I'm being laid off from my company. Many of us here have been forced to spend two or three NIGHTS a week on the phone with our 'colleagues' in India who have turned out to be our replacements over the course of more than a year. While its bad enough to be forced to train your replacement, we were forced to do so on what should have been our own personal time!

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    1. Re:What's even worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you against Linux or free software? Because ya know that it's easier to develop free software in India than here, not completely free, but cheap.

      Go read Stallman to find out why this unemployment is the best thing ever happened to you, and download a copy of OpenOffice while you're at it. Consider it your $500 equivalent bonus check.

    2. Re:What's even worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Aquire a BAD accent. You have to put up with theirs...

      Phone rings. Do not pick it up first ring.

      Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaag it out. It will cost your compnay more... Also speeeeeak slooooowly. International calls COST money.

      Also remember if your getting up in the middle of the night. THEY can too. That works BOTH ways. Schedule a few key meetings for 3pm YOUR time. They didnt want to call in for the KEY meetings... This has the effect of quading the time it takes to do anything. Because both sides eventually realize they do not want to be up in the middle of the night. So they only do work durring 'normal busness hours'.

      Also if YOU have to be there at 11PM your boss should be RIGHT next to you for that KEY meeting. You would be amazed how quickly those meetings stop happening. Make SURE he is there. Otherwise 'that decision just could not be made without him there'. Work your way up the chain. Otherwise you will be roadkill. It is up to you and the people around you.

  35. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by kingkade · · Score: 1

    God I heard about not reading the article but you didn't even read the entire blurb. My hat's off to you my friend!

  36. Loophole in the law by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    If they can threaten to disqualify you from unemployment for refusing to train your own replacement, then there's a problem with unemployment law.

    In most states, they have a short list of "good reasons" why you can quit your job and still get unemployment, such as your employer requiring an abusive number of overtime hours. If this situation isn't on those lists yet, it should be.

    1. Re:Loophole in the law by dollargonzo · · Score: 1

      why? as much as i would like to agree with you, i don't think i can. it *is* part of your job description (in the case of most developers, tech support people, etc) to train subordinates and/or new employees. imagine training a partner or a co-worker? how is this any different? they tell you that you are training a co-worker and then lay you off. that's it. you refused to do your job, so they fire you. you wanna quite cause you don't like "doing your job," too bad. i agree with you completely and as an employer i would probably never do such a thing, but it's not necessarily an unreasonable request.

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  37. So it's the new "transition". Big deal. by dmorin · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was the last to go from my team. I spent the last 3 months sitting around waiting for people from Chicago (I'm in Boston) to decide what to ask me, and documenting everything I knew. It's called a transition team, and is hardly new. Just because the jobs are being transitioned to another country instead of another state doesn't make it anything special.

    Don't get pissed when you're asked to train your replacement. Worry when you *arent* asked, because it means management doesnt think you know anything valuable.

  38. Make the best of a tough situation by Darth_Vito · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nobody is going to be happy with being asked to train their replacement but sometimes the additional severence is pretty generous. It might afford you the time to find a job you like better. IMHO it is a good idea to do your best to help and not burn any bridges with your employer.

  39. In Soviet Russia... by hords · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your replacement trains you!

  40. Your ONE sample is 1 percent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over the past 2 years, well over 90% of the IT people I know have been laid off. Many, more than once. Some, probably close to 20%, but I didn't count, had to train their replacements.

    So, it looks like your 1% is VERY low. Sample size is everything, and your sample of you (ONE), isn't big enough to make any conclusions from.

    1. Re:Your ONE sample is 1 percent by eglamkowski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the past 7 years, I've known four IT workers who got laid off. One found a job right away, another (myself) in two months, the other two took less than six months.

      However, I also know a bunch who quit their jobs for various reasons (to travel in Europe, hated coworkers, the job just sucked, moved back to hometown to be closer to family, got a better offer), and one who was outright fired for inappropriate conduct.

      But then, I'm not in California and the southeast market apparently didn't get hit quite as bad as the left coast.

      So my experience is quite in contradiction to yours and more in line with the earlier post. See, anecdotal evidence is basically useless, you have to go by the numbers for a discussion like this. The problem is, where to get reliable numbers? Apparently not the article linked to...

      Oh well.

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  41. Morale boost for the new employees! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, once the Philipine center is completed, your job is toast.

    I'm going to have to report you as untrainable.

    There was a guy from Homeland Security asking about you.

    I'm teaching you wrong.

    What is India going to be like with a large number of Disgruntled American Techies looking for something to do?

    You know Boeing (or whomever) is just a shell of a company now, how long do you think they can last in the race to the bottom?

  42. Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by RealAlaskan · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How could you not keep some little, vital secrets? How could you not allow critical misconceptions to go uncorrected? In short, how could you resist the temptation to totally, subtly screw up the guy you're training? Make sure that you don't pass on any crucial contacts, ``accidently'' erase or corrupt vital documents on your last day, the possibilities seem endless.

    Even if the guy you're training is well qualified, there is probably enough that is peculiar to your company and your job that you could do this. He might know that he's not getting the full story, but he won't know what you're leaving out.

    It seems to me that this is really asking for trouble, particularly for higher level jobs where the work isn't easily supervised. The story suggests that there are no counter-incentives to this, and I'm not sure how you could build any in, at least under U.S. labor law.

    1. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      How could you not keep some little, vital secrets? How could you not allow critical misconceptions to go uncorrected?

      How could you not ensure the backup fails for a couple weeks and then use your root password to destroy the database?

      When dealing with IT workers, you often cannot leave them with any access to the system at the moment they discover that they're out of a job. Even though such an act of distruction would be very illegal... it's kinda hard to sue an unemployed guy for everything he has and recover what you've lost.

      A lot of planning needs to go into this by the managers, because it's very easy for a company's reputation to get ruined when it loses track of a week's worth of orders. Eventually, you know we're going to end up reading about a company that gets screwed back by an employee they're trying to screw because they left him with too much access...

    2. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

      Office Space anyone?

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    3. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sabotage is tempting, but from my experience in transition (job moved to a different state). I had to much pride in what I do, and being good at it. The time table set out for me to do training wasn't sufficient for me to do a bang up job anyways.

      I did the best I could in any case, because I knew the replacements would be challanged either way, and I didn't have anything against those people. I would have felt bad if I was sabotaging them, as the big evil corp we all worked for was big enough, and international enough, to just roll on. It seems short sighted on my part to create more victims like me. Any how, I'm not that evil.

    4. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Interesting
      ``accidently'' erase or corrupt vital documents on your last day, the possibilities seem endless

      I have heard tales of great men, who made a cron job that would destroy their computer and source code at 10:00am every monday morning -- unless they were there to stop it.

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    5. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by asreal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Massive flamebait warning, but this is really what I think:

      This kind of thinking is part of the reason why jobs are going overseas. Imagine yourself to be in charge of BigCorp Inc. If you can choose to give the job to someone overseas who is grateful just to have it or an American who feels that employment and benefits are owed to him/her, posts on Slashdot all day while they are employed and will cause damage to the company upon termination of employment, who gets the job?

    6. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by sydb · · Score: 2, Funny

      What you don't hear about is the less-than-great men who forgot to stop it.

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    7. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What, you think that people overseas are so desperate and so happy to have any kind of employment at all that they won't get pissed off when they're asked to train their African or Filipino replacements? You have a rather naive view of the world.

    8. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by hayds · · Score: 1
      All I can say is, I hope great men dont get sick, or have accidents, or have car trouble, or have a public transport strike, or... :P

      "But dude, you've just been struck by lightning in a freak sunday golfing incident"
      "Must... get... to... work.... Must... save... corporate... CVS... from... destruction..."

    9. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by asreal · · Score: 1

      No, they will be pissed off. But they're happy to have the work right now, just like their replacements will be 10-15 years from now. The American high tech workforce has become lazy and complaicant, and the replacement workforce will too, but not for a while yet.

    10. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 0

      flamebait my ass, the parent is fuckin funny

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    11. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you can choose to give the job to someone overseas who is grateful just to have it or an American who feels that employment and benefits are owed to him/her, posts on Slashdot all day while they are employed and will cause damage to the company upon termination of employment, who gets the job?
      Pretending I'm the hypothetical head of BigCorp, Inc, I'll answer, "Whoever is cheaper."

      Jobs are going overseas because overseas there is an Indian or Chinese version of me who is cheaper, but just as intelligent, motivated and educated as me. That's it, it isn't complicated.

      The CEOs don't care about gratitude, they care about cost. This idea that foriegners are pathetically grateful about getting these jobs is patronizing and slightly racist. They are happy to be working, but they have their pride too.

      Put it another way, they can't pay me the same for my job as I would get working in Barnes & Noble, because I'd choose Barnes & Noble, low stress and plenty of free time to play with my computer. They probably can pay someone with a much lower cost of living the same. I know a lady from the "third world" with a master's degree in computer science who is happy to work in American restaurants because of the large amounts of money she can send home.

      The thing is, there isn't any solution to this for the average American IT worker except to accept less money. The problem with that is, at some point retail starts to look a lot better than IT if the pay isn't there, so there stops being any motivation to work in IT. (Wasn't it Richard Stallman who suggested that programmers become waiters and give their code away for free?)

    12. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by kc0dxh · · Score: 1
      All I know about Bush is I had a job when Clinton was president.


      So, you were a cabinet member then? Secretary perhaps?
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    13. Re:Sabotage would be awfully tempting! by jburroug · · Score: 1

      Oh hell I'm doing this without even trying right now. I quit my old company (a cancer clinic and diagnostic imaging center) where I worked as IT Manager because they were paying jackshit for the work I was doing and were general assholes. Before I left I already had a new job lined up, not in IT and without taking a pay cut, so I was in a good mood about things when I left. Because I knew I'd be hard to replace I offered to consult part-time until they found a replacement and then train him nights and weekends until he was up to speed. After three weeks w/out any IT support they finally found someone, for half my old wage and with less than half my experience.

      Sooo I'm trying my hardest to train him, but I just keep overwhelming the poor guy, he has no Unix exp of any kind which between the Linux servers and the Unix based medical workstations leaves him unqualified for about half of the "standardized" portion of job. On top of that we have many, many speciality apps that only apply to Oncology or to Radiology that I wouldn't expect any IT worker off the street to know. He's in over his head and knows it, but doesn't have a choice because even at $12/hr it's better than nothing.
      It's proving near impossible to train him, important operational detials are getting left out while we cover the basics, and because of the steep learning curve it's taking a lot of work to get those to sink in. In the meantime he's making a lot of mistakes.

      As a result my workload has roughly doubled since they hired him, tripled if you count the time spent training him. At fat contractor wages too. Naturally one expects these hours to go down over time as he learns the ropes but there is also the very real possibility that he'll be fired or will quit over the stress of it all and we'll have to start all over agian. Meanwhile I still to get play with all neat Med IT toys I had to give up when I left, but with none of the stress all while making money hand over fist. Plus I get to watch the bosses that pissed me off enough to quit in the first place squirm and kiss my ass daily.... ;->

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  43. Those of you posting comments to this story from.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..work, please consider those of us who haven't had a place of work for any appreciable amount of time.

    Not all of us suck at what we do; some of us simply can't find employment.

  44. If this is not free software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's pretty close to being free, I think, for $3 an hour developed in India.

    Stallman has warranted himself a yearly payout from Rockfeller Foundation, you mean, you nerds all fought for free software without having some kind of backup plan?

  45. step 5 by Ruiner_God · · Score: 1

    hire foriegn workers to outsource your replacement.

  46. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by cmowire · · Score: 1

    It's interesting in that this has the potential to create far more outrage than simply outsourcing.

  47. This sounds familiar.... by nexusware00 · · Score: 1

    I actually had this happen to me last year. I worked for Motorola's helpdesk and was asked to train our replacements in Canada after they decided to outsource their IT. Needless to say I said no...and they really couldn't understand why. Finally they brought the people down where we would have to train them....it was definitely a great morale booster...

    1. Re:This sounds familiar.... by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      At least in Canada people get payed something close to what people get payed in US. Free trade with Canada is is on a level field. Free trade with China (aka Walmart) is not.

  48. Re:So it's the new "transition". Big deal. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    But still, your involvement sometimes makes it possible for the job to job to go off shore, where without it the whole plan would have failed.

  49. how to train one's replacement by 0WaitState · · Score: 4, Funny

    CVS? Nah, we tried that but it didn't work. We're using visual source safe now.

    Ok, first you model everything down each class and method level in UML, then you apply the elaboration bongfizzle according to rational unified process...

    We're targeting this release to run on the Longhorn codebase...

    I'm sorry, but you must adhere to the *letter* of the EJB spec. That means you cannot use java.io.*, cannot have worker threads, no socket communication, scheduled events, or application lifecycle events.

    You absolutely must check in everything before you go home at the end of the day. That way you don't lose anything if your workstation dies. Build failures? No problem, someone will fix it before you get in the next day.

    You can start coding as soon as you acquire linux licenses from SCO...

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    Remain calm! All is well!
    1. Re:how to train one's replacement by Cederic · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, but you must adhere to the *letter* of the EJB spec. That means you cannot use java.io.*, cannot have worker threads, no socket communication, scheduled events, or application lifecycle events.

      You absolutely must check in everything before you go home at the end of the day. That way you don't lose anything if your workstation dies.

      wtf? I do expect my developers to follow those rules. If you're not following them, you're adding undue unnecessary risk to the project.

      Of course, sometimes people break rules. Doesn't invalidate those rules though..

      ~Ced

  50. Re:So it's the new "transition". Big deal. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    >Worry when you *arent* asked, because it means management doesnt think you know anything valuable.

    When they laid you off, the already have come to that conclusion.

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  51. The only way. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Sabotage. Screw up so badly at the training, thattwo weeks after laying you off, the company will beg you and offer double the salary so you come back and fix whatever the foreign worker screwed up (by following your teachings).

    And today, we will learn about the Remark command. RM for short.

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  52. Been there done that. by qualico · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new.
    Happens all the time in business.

    What do you think is going to happen to all those big paying jobs when the new generation of kids floods the market place?

    I'll be pumping gas soon if the prices don't stop dropping or outsourcing.

  53. I would start by teaching them our local customs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like our acceptance of public masturbation.

  54. dont blame India -- blame our corprate leaders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They saw outsourcing work for the manufacturing sector, but failed to realize that there were still some high paying jobs buying all this stuff.

    When there are NO high paying jobs here and the allmighty dollar takes over in places that have never seen prosperity, the system will collapse.

    I believe that this night holds for us the very meaning of our lives...

    I'm not here to tell you how it will end, Im here to tell you how it will begin ...and the Geek shall inherit the Earth...

  55. Since we are talking about replacements here by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    be sure to alias err... replace "cp" with "rm -rf" in the profile on the last day. :)

  56. Re:So it's the new "transition". Big deal. by tobycat · · Score: 1

    Worry when you *arent* asked, because it means management doesnt think you know anything valuable.

    This is an insightful point. If you can do a good job training foreign workers then guess what: you have another skill for your resume. Since nothing will stop the outsourcing transition, it seems prudent to pick up skills that are valuable in this new reality. That includes vendor management, project management, and remote training. I'd train them well and then tout that I am good at "global cross-functional communication, training, and project management" on the old resume. :-)

  57. Re:Just treat them like the shit they are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, address them like the filthy fucking curry that they are.

  58. The "Catch 22" of capitalism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole outsourcing trend seems like a real "Catch 22" to me.

    We live in a capitalist society, where the need to make profits forces us to minimise costs where ever possible so we can sell product to consumers at the best possible margin. To do this we outsource production to cheaper countries, and in doing so take away the incomes of our .... consumers.

    If everyone loses their incomes due to outsourcing, who's going to be left to consume the products these people sell?

    1. Re:The "Catch 22" of capitalism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no one

      the system is flawed, time for a new one.

      time for a system based on modern tech and ideas!

      Time for a system that realizes diamonds are just compressed Carbon and Baseball is just a game.

      Time for people with an average IQ to not be allowed to dictate/affect any policy regarding anything!

      Time for change!

  59. It's only a matter of time before by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    someone goes postal on this.
    This is insanity and no one wants to lose their job. And to be forced to train your replacement? That's just flat out wrong..
    There's a lot of unstable people out there, already under huge stress. Add this to the mix and you're asking for a body count....

    It's sad, it's scary but it will happen. Count on it..

    1. Re:It's only a matter of time before by C3ntaur · · Score: 1

      Yep, and after a few of those have happened, expect new legislation. And it won't be legislation that forces the employers to back off, instead it'll extend the ability of companies to invade our privacy in the interest of workplace safety. Think TIA, but for corporations worried about "unstable people...under huge stress".

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  60. I'm glad that industry is finally... by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1

    fessing up and saying that it's for money instead of insulting us by saying that foreign workers are: smarter, better educated, harder working, etc.... than us Americans.

  61. Employer taking the piss? right back at them! by t_allardyce · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember the phrase 'slow learner'? well if your on the payroll to teach your replacement, and your worried that mis-training them will get you in to trouble, just remember the phrase 'slow teacher'! you could spend a whole year just teaching someone, very very very slowly and extra extra carefully, every single detail of your system until they kill themselves out of bordem. Then you can get started on the next one ;)

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    1. Re:Employer taking the piss? right back at them! by nomadic · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Well it's only been 7 weeks and we're done with the int variable. Tomorrow we'll start with float, that's going to take a little longer, it's a much more complicated subject. And don't forget to start Bertrand Russell's Principia Mathematica tonight, you'll definitely need the background."

    2. Re:Employer taking the piss? right back at them! by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Nah, I'd recommend the Principia Discordia. THe results are more likely to entertain.

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  62. Re:So it's the new "transition". Big deal. by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

    If the job was moved to another state, at least you'd have the option to follow the job without any meaningful legal barriers. It's not so easy to follow your job to India though.

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  63. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You're exactly right on.

    In most cases, when your job has no training responsiblity and suddenly gets that resposibility, it's a leverage with which to demand a pay raise or a contract that makes a comittment to keep you around. If they don't give that to you, then you haven't been fired... your old job has ceased to exist and you declined the new one they tried to offer you because it's an unacceptable offer. That's the difference between a logic that disqualifies you from unemployment to one that qualifies you.

    I think they're relying on the fear of workers not familiar with the local unemployment laws to not see that they can get their unemployment benefits even if they refuse to train their replacements, and if everybody on a staff refuses to be the trainer than the "send the jobs overseas" plan suddenly gets a whole lot more expensive to the point it tips over...

  64. Poll Option? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder what the numbers really are. Personally, I am not affected (but may be one day before too long) but I have a friend who is being sent Silicon Valley East (Bangalore) to train his replacement in September. He doesn't want to train them to do the job badly, because he doesn't want to hurt his long standing customers. Noble, but perhaps somewhat misguided.

    1. Re:Poll Option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your friend needs to realize that once he is FIRED they are no longer his customers. It is also a good oportunity for him. His customers may be expecting a level of compentency from HIM. 'Oh I am being replaced. Im am fairly sure he can do the job.' Little phrases like that can put a bit of doubt into his customers heads. His customers could be the ones to get him his job BACK. 'we didnt have this problem when jim was doing this'...

    2. Re:Poll Option? by RogerBacon · · Score: 1

      He needs to start thinking like skilled craftsmen did 100 years ago: all you have is you skills and your trade secrets, your tricks of the trade. When they ask you to train you replacement, they are asking you to give away the accumulated talents and knowledge that give you a profitable margin in the workplace.

      Let me ask you this. Does an employer give away his customer lists? Does he give away his sales training materials? Does he share his code that operates 20% faster? No!

      "But it would make the world economy more efficient if you shared that information with everyone!" you say.

      "It would be better for your loyal customers, sir, because they could get their work done by other, cheaper people!"

      Obviously you employer would consider giving away his business knowledge to others as ridiculous. "Of COURSE it would make the market place more efficient," he would say. "But why do I want to make it more efficient!"

      Tell your friend that he is a skilled craftsman who has a handful of talents to sell, and if he gives them away, he will be educating his competition for free. If the only use his employer has for him at this point is training his competitors (i.e. his replacement) then he should quit.

      "But I don't want to hurt my customer!" he says. Well, kid, you are not hurting your client, your BOSS is hurting them by firing YOU.

      If you really want to help your customer, go right to them and offer to work directly for them! Tell them your employer is preparing to fire you and you would like to work for them directly. If they say "no dice", then screw 'em. If they say "we agreed never to hire employees away from your current empoyer" then tell them "tough luck. Foolish move on your part."

      Kids, your employer does not care, but he is hoping to prey upon YOUR care--for your clients, for your reputation, for your friends you are leaving behind, hell, for whatever he can--to get you to throw away what last shreds of self respect you have.

      What in the hell has gotten into Americans that they think there is a duty, moral or otherwise, to train their own replacement.

  65. Constructive dismissal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a company changes the conditions of your employment so that you are forced to quit, you may be able to sue them for 'constructive dismissal'. It's the same as if they fired you without cause. You may get punitive damages because they harassed you. You should be able to get unemployment insurance.

    Example: You were a network admin but the boss says you now have to mix caustic chemicals without a gas mask.

    So, all you groklawyers out there; if you have to train your replacement, is that constructive dismissal?

  66. Sometimes it's ok by MBAFK · · Score: 1

    At the end of me placement as part of my undergrad degree I was asked to train up my replacement. I didn't want to work there anymore and I knew they would end up replacing most of the work I had done for them if the new dude didn't catch on quickly.

    So I worked like a bitch in my last few weeks to get the new guy ready. Means that all my hard work was not flushed down the pan.

  67. It's at least a fuzzy percent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Knowing someone who has lost a job (eg. friends) would be relatively rare among the set of friends (5-15 people maybe), So the minimum size would be 20% / 15 or a little over 1%. But if it's knowing of someone who has lost a job, you reduce the percentage further. And if you consider some sort of cross-correlation, with multiple people knowing the same person who lost their job, you change the statistic again.

    Basically, the statistic they came up with is worthless, and, as you point out, is used in an inflammatory and misleading fashion. I hadn't even thought about it until you brought it up. Thank you.

  68. Here's what I'd do by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd not refuse to train them, neither would I do a very good JOB of it...

    And neither should anyone else.

    If your managers (who presumably AREN'T being replaced, knew everything about your job duties and had your skills, THEY'd be doing the training, so there is little chance they'd know.

    And, presumably, your replacements won't know, as to need such training, they clearly don't have the skills needed to DO your job...

    I'd deliberately leave out as much as I can get away with. It's the company's own fault, if they NEED you to transfer proprietary skills of YOURS to do things that they should have documented, they deserve what they get.

    And they deserve to get fucked ANYWAY for the despicable practice of outsourcing.

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  69. Nothing new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Posting AC for a reason)
    When I was working for Lotus , bay area in 2000, and got layed off ... I had to train the blokes in Boston, MA to do my job.

  70. Show how bad he really is by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

    Make sure he is well-trained, and to do that, make him stick to all the "approved policied and procedures" about good coding practice, good commenting, good communications with management, good deadline handling, etc, and all the ins and outs of the systems. Write highly detailed docs.

    First, it'll take an awful long time, so you'll collect extra paycheck(s). Furthermore, your bosses might realise that the foreign worker can't "exactly" speak perfect english, especially when it comes to explaining complex interactions between the software and the business unit processes.

    Also, the bosses will realize that you do know what the hell you are doing, and that'll come in handy later on with references.

    Lastly, you will have gained a good reputation as a good trainer. This will definitely impress the next employer, since they too will wonder how you handle a layoff.

    But remember: You are technically fired, because you cost too much. It has nothing to do with your personality or anything else. It's all about money. Take it like a man and handle it like a professional.

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  71. Companies hurt themselves... by corren · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's what I don't understand. The article states $136 billion dollars of salary (per year) will be moved outside the US in the next 15 years. Don't these businesses realize that when they stop paying the american people to build their products, that the american people they rely on to BUY their products wont have any money because they pushed all the jobs overseas? What will McDonalds do when McDonalds are all automated and nobody has any money to eat at McDonalds? When a company moves all its staff but executive off shore, aren't they removing that much money in the very market they want to compete in, therefore hurting themselves in the end?

    1. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Don't these businesses realize that when they stop paying the american people to build their products, that the american people they rely on to BUY their products wont have any money because they pushed all the jobs overseas?

      NO thats the problem!! Thats why they shouldnt be allowed to make those decisions!

    2. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by chris_mahan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As long as it doesn't affect the next 2 quarters of revenue on The Street, they can cash in their options and retire to the house in Santa Barbara's Spanish Hills.

      Short sighted? Yes. Welcome to Kapital-ism.

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    3. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by whatnotever · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Think about a single company, one out of thousands. That one company has a choice to either send jobs overseas or not. If it does, then it saves money, and because it is just one company, the impact on the economy is negligible. So it will have higher profits if it sends the jobs overseas. From a simplified, purely financial point of view, the company clearly wants to outsource and make more money.

      Now look at the collection of all companies in a country. As you noted, if they *all* outsource (not entirely possible, but let's go with it for the sake of argument), then they don't have local consumers for their products (also not quite right, because not all companies are consumer-oriented). So in fact they will all make *less* money, even though they are all pursuing an action that will maximize their profit...

      So what if one company then realizes the error of its ways and transfers the jobs back from overseas? Then it will have higher costs, but as it is again only one company, it will not be able to have a big enough effect on the economy to raise its revenue. So outsourcing is *still* the optimal policy for any single company, even though outsourcing was the cause of their lowered profit!

      The action of a single company sending jobs overseas will always make financial sense for that company. It's just the collective action of many pursuing their optimal policies that leads to low profit for all.

      Now, clearly this is vastly oversimplified, but I think it is a useful way of looking at it. It's somewhat related to the Prisoner's Dilemma (something to look up if you're interested) and game theory in general...

    4. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by plasm4 · · Score: 0

      the only problem with the prisoner's dilemma is that both prisoners are required to be vengeful people. but I suppose most people are vengeful..

    5. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by rakarnik · · Score: 1

      Even looking at the big picture, the Indian population is 5 times that of the US (and that's just one country). Do you know how fast Coke/Pepsi/Ford et al are growing in India as a result of the economic boom there?

      Now no tech company is making millions in India yet, but at the consumer goods level, countries like India and China are the "emerging markets" we hear about , and after all include greater than two-fifths of the world population.

      So your argument may be valid for a Microsoft, Oracle or IBM, but definitely not for McDonalds, whose global sales are an important component of their success.

    6. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only asshole, capitalist pigs actually know ABOUT Spanish Hills, Montecito, or wherever...

      Go away, wannabe.

    7. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by dougthonus · · Score: 1
      Here's what I don't understand. The article states $136 billion dollars of salary (per year) will be moved outside the US in the next 15 years. Don't these businesses realize that when they stop paying the american people to build their products, that the american people they rely on to BUY their products wont have any money because they pushed all the jobs overseas?


      That's a great theory for society as a whole, but it's a horrible theory for the individual company. What do you do if you're running a company and all your competitors outsource and undercut you on price? Do you follow suit, or do you slowly go out of business because you can no longer offer a competitive price?
    8. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the way they loot the world. Suck the capital out of the people, then move to another place and do the same thing there.

      Nothing new rally.......

    9. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by tade · · Score: 1

      Don't these businesses realize that when they stop paying the american people to build their products, that the american people they rely on to BUY their products wont have any money because they pushed all the jobs overseas? What will McDonalds do when McDonalds are all automated and nobody has any money to eat at McDonalds? When a company moves all its staff but executive off shore, aren't they removing that much money in the very market they want to compete in, therefore hurting themselves in the end?

      Yeah, but once the salaries in India become competitive, the business has already reputation as "Indian" business and they can move to that market, much like today when it's huge benefit for a business to me "made in the U.S." it will be the same from india, but then the sorry businesses who are late with the outsourcing will have to move their businesses to U.S.A. to get lower price for their products in the high value Indian market.

    10. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by RalphSlate · · Score: 1

      This is called the Tragedy of the Commons. It has been described as a dangerous flaw to capitalism.

      The presmise is that if you have a town commons, and each farmer is allowed to let his cow graze there for free, the amount of damage to the commons caused by one extra cow is a lot less than the amount of profit that the cow would bring the farmer. The only incentive is for each farmer to put as many cows as possible on the commons, until it becomes unusable.

      Any farmer that does not participate in the game of raising the stakes will presumably go out of business because he will make less profit than the other farmers.

      The only solution to the problem is an authority placing rules on the commons. Since we have no world government, this is not possible.

    11. Re:Companies hurt themselves... by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

      The action of a single company sending jobs overseas will always make financial sense for that company. It's just the collective action of many pursuing their optimal policies that leads to low profit for all.

      Actually, a select few will profit from it -- the people in the upper-echelons of the corporate structure, who have major investments in the company (performance incentives, stock, options, 401k, golden parachute, etc). And I suspect that, so long as they make out like bandits, they could care less what happens to those below them.

  72. Re:A third option - wait by Tuna_Shooter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Agreed This happened to me in 2001. The overseas "Consulting" outfit that was hired to replace me as an admin/dba received all the training i deemed appropriate. Needless to say after six months of unacceptable downtime on the servers- security breaches- software issues - and piss poor performance (although the stupid CFO and accountants were happy) i had sitting in my lap a very lucrative support contract. Same job - part time- twice the money. Go figure. The world is full of idiots and i'm starting to beleive they are ALL accountant types.

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  73. Can techies become a force of change? by LibrePensador · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's what will happen in reaction to this article.

    A lot of people will respond and tell us how angered they are over the injustices that it is being done to their peers. Then, they will move on to the next story, because in America individuality reigns supreme and the media has twisted our common history to the extent that people do not realize that it was trade unions that made possible the establishment of fair labor standards, such as sick pay, vacation time, a 40-hour week, health standards in the workplace, age-limits to enter the workfoce and so forth.

    People will complain about the raw deal that they get from corporations, yet fail to understand that they have been co-opted into thinking of trading unions as their enemy.

    So long as trade unions are vilified in this country and workers continue to believe that they can beat the system individually if they just continue to make themselves more knowledgeable and their skills more marketeable -all good and lofty things but not the solution to this issue- I will remain unimpressed by these stories for two reasons:

    1) They contain a pinch of xenophobia, at least most of them do.

    2) People are not looking for root causes and fool themselves if they think that foreign workers are not also continuing to make themselves more knowledgeable and their skills more marketable.

    It's time to collaborate with your peers with the same passion that you work on open source software: Union Makes Strength

    For those of you that fail to understand that life is sacrosact and that profits are not everything,do not bother. History has proven you wrong. Only a short time ago, a worker could not hope to reach his thirty's because his working conditions were so inhumane and miserable.

    Know your history, know your past. It will empower you to face the future.

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    1. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      The formation of a union is a sign of bad management.

      Bad management kills more profits and companies than anything else.

      Let the companies mismanage themselves into oblivion. It's easy to start a new company. That's capitalism for you.

    2. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      So we should expect J.P. Morgan Chase to die within the next year of bad management? Somehow, I doubt that...

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    3. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by bruthasj · · Score: 1

      Know your history, know your past. It will empower you to face the future.

      Well, you're absolutely right. That's why we know the words "Labor Union", "Racketeering", "The Mob", and "Organized Crime" go hand-in-hand.

      Lesson 1 in human nature: no organization is immune to corruption.

      organization is to iron, as corruption is to oxydization.

    4. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by antic · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Good post.

      Additionally, if the US continually reduces the H1-Bs or whatever allows foreigners to pick up jobs on American turf (where they'd throw their salary back into local companies), they'll just do the jobs from abroad and spend their earnings in their home countries.

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    5. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an excellent point. Those who oppose H1-Bs do not realize that the alternative is much, much worse. At least, those that are employed in the US, rent houses in the US and contribute to the growth in GDP.

    6. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by LibrePensador · · Score: 1

      Indeed, no organization is immunte to corruption and you have summarized your point in an easy-to-remember adage.

      Yet the solution is not to throw out the baby with the bath water, but to build transparency into those organizations by way of better membership controls.

      Additionally, you have to realize that trade unionism in Europe does not have as many of the dark historical episodes that you mention in Europe. In fact, I can hardly think of any serious issues in the last 80 years.

      Which means that on a relatevile large sample of industrialized economies, unions have been proven to work fairly well. The challenge is to turn them into one more partner that is acknowledged as such in industrial relations negotiations.

      Businesses would be better served by a more loyal workforce that saw its own interests as inherently tied to those of the company. This only occurs when you build trust. For a worker to be able to trust a corporation, he has to feel certain that he has negotiating clout, something which you can often only get by having the support of a Union.

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    7. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, unions have improved a lot of things. However, they are just as evil these days. Taking huge chunks of payroll, ripping off investment accounts, taking 20% pay cuts in exchange for NOT having random drug testing, etc.

    8. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by bruthasj · · Score: 1

      Well, what if I personally *don't* want to deal with unions? What then?

      Screw the corps and the unions. If they mess with me, I move on, instead of holding a grudge or a slew of chips on my shoulders.

      Unions will only bring a continuing bout of unnecessary bureaucracy and we will see more illegal manoeuvrings regardless of what organizations are involved. Europeans gleam with joy about orgs like the United Nations, when looked under the microscope--as all do against the United States--you only find the same rot.

      As for me, when I see more of these types of cases, I won't be surprised.

    9. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by kahei · · Score: 1


      Indeed, the Prosperous American Middle Class is largely a product of the union movement (and government regulation).

      However, it's worth noting that in Europe, socialism/unionism has been just as rampantly destructive on an individual, economical and environmental level as Bad Capitalism ever was in the USA.

      It's just a matter of whether a system is applied responsibly... I don't know that the actual system you pick matters much.

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    10. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      A shocking note of reason here, man. I'm amazed it's on /. Maybe there's hope for this place yet.

      Now, I say to myself, "But self, you're a libertarian! Surely you can't agree that unions are good!" And in reply to myself I say, "But self, you must realize, if a group of individuals wants to unionize to prevent their being taken advantage of by their employer, who's to say they cannot?"

      People certainly have the right to form unions, and if you're in a big enough shop, it might not be a bad idea. I do, however, really think (hope) us geeks ought to be able to come up with a better union than the little-guy-screwing unions that we have today (teamsters, etc).

    11. Re:Can techies become a force of change? by LibrePensador · · Score: 1

      Fine, fair enough. I am obviously not for compulsory unionization.

      But your post proves what I had said earlier:

      "A lot of people will respond and tell us how angered they are over the injustices that it is being done to their peers. Then, they will move on to the next story, because in America individuality reigns supreme" or might I add now, seek rationalization for their dislike of unions.

      Whichever the case, my portrayal of the role that unions worlwide played in helping people achieve fundamental rights is historically accurate, which was really about people helping themselves as unions are made up of people. This may be a subtle but important point.

      In light of the historical role of unions, it is more than a little funny to see organizations such as NRTP, which you quote in your post, claiming that it is fighting for human rights.

      And when you have organizations with hundreds of thousands of members, sometimes millions, and only occasional cases of corruption, it does not prove your point that all of them are corrupt bureaucracies; rather, it shows that they have done quite well at creating enough trigger mechanisms to detect abuse.

      NRTP has a major axe to grind when it comes to unions, just read its misson, so it is hardly an authoritative source on the issues it denounces. It would be worth getting both sides of the story, which you did not do.

      I will conclude by saying that the problem is that most public policy issues require concerted action for real solutions to emerge.

      People in the US tend to simply distrust organizations so that rather than build transparency mechanisms into them, which requires involvement, they'd rather just walk away and deal with it in their own terms, in your case you claim to "move on".

      What if you were in your fifties and you were majorly screwed by the company that you have given twenty years of life to? Screwed out of retirement or out of benefits? In a world without unions and the changes in the law that they helped bring about, you would have little recourse, but you seem to forget that the very legal resources you may have now to fight this wrong often came as the result of unions doing their job and enshrouding in the law all the little niceties that we often take for granted.

      But if you want none of it, your choice.

      Funny how in American culture, people distrust unions but have come up with a funny adage to avoid structural political change. Last time I checked, it was called changed the system from within. But if there are problems with unions, these are not to be changed from within, just done away with or renounced.

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  74. Isn't it ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it ironic that we are complaining about someone else stealing our jobs, when our job is to get computers to steal other peoples jobs. At least in this case, someone else is getting employed...not something else.

  75. What? by AltGrendel · · Score: 1
    I'd be curious to know if this has actually happend to anyone.

    I seriously doubt it though.

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    1. Re:What? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I don't know about recently, but: I have/had a professor (a Dr. Robert Freese, who used to be an executive - iirc - of the company that became worldcom) of mine spoke of having this, and other things like it, happen to him several times.

      One instance he spoke of (during his earlier years) involved a confrontation with his boss, getting fired (I think?) and then returning as that person's boss. I believe he also mentioned an instance in which he left a company, and was later hired by one of his underlings from that company.

      He also spoke of a time as a professor at a state university in which he was, believe it or not, told to train his replacement, who unbelieveably, was fresh out of school and was making twice what Freese was. He promptly told the dean to shove it.

      He currently teaches at Colorado Technical University in Sioux Falls, SD. He's got quite a few accomplishments under his belt (2 majors and a PhD, black belt, veteran, to name a few), and he's one of the few people on this earth whom I can sincerely say I respect. A wonderful professor, at that. :P

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  76. Office Space tips on training your replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bob Slydell: If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?

    Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

    Bob Slydell: Great.

    Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumberg can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.

    Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?

    Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

  77. Middle Class is turning against Globalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The global involvements of the transnational economic elites erode their sense of belonging to a national community. An early 1980s poll showed:

    "The higher people's income and education . . . the more conditional the allegiance. . . . They were more likely than the poor and uneducated to say they would leave the country if they could double their income."

    In the early 1990s, future Secretary of Labor Robert Reich reached a similar conclusion, noting that "America's highest income earners . . . have been seceding from the rest of the nation."5 This seceding elite is, as John Micklethwait and Adrian Wooldridge say, "increasingly cut off from the rest of society: Its members study in foreign universities, spend a period of time working abroad and work for organizations that have a global reach. They constitute a world within a world, linked to each other by myriad global networks but insulated from the more hidebound members of their own societies. . . . They are more likely to spend their time chatting with their peers around the world--via phone or e-mail--than talking with their neighbors in the projects around the corner."


    Fasinating story in the National Interest.

  78. The NEW good WAY by mad+mad+ninja · · Score: 1

    Just convert the Scab into a american, teach him about how much more you make, and about how you dont got to take shit from anyone and you will get another job, doing something much more intersting and still be making 3x his salary.
    Or point out that the McDonalds kids make more than him. Remind him that he should never trust the company, don't fuck the scabs skills, make him one of us.
    If your replacement can go back to India and start demanding higher wages, expect to see jobs coming back to the U.S., in 10 years after all the americans have had their wills pounded as bad as the Indians who now act like Americans. Maybe even the same guy you trained, will train you to take back your job.

    I think I'm going to switch away from learning programing and tech and get into management/law. All i gotta do now is practice being a prick, so I will go find small dogs to kick.

    IF anything, teach the Indian the most important thing... YOUR NEXT!

  79. Re:More Guns at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you becomming the strongest of all Jedi....

  80. Solution to outsourcing: Tax credits by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tax CREDITS for employers, equal to 1.5 times their payroll that is made up of US citizens or those with permanent residency (ie: "green card") to apply to the corporate tax.

    The corporate tax is a farce anyway, it's not REAL revenue to the government, as it is treated as an EXPENSE that comes out of the pockets of other taxpayers who are customers or employees of the corporation.

    This would level the playing field because it would INCENTIVIZE companies to use US labor (and all those extra paychecks would easily make up for the tax revenue lost), and it would allow existing companies to play by today's rules if they so choose.

    It would also incentivize higher salaries, as the more a company pays their employees, the greater their tax savings!

    I really think this is a great idea, but I have no clue as to how to try to get it to someone's attention who can do something about it.

    --
    Corporatism != Free Market
    1. Re:Solution to outsourcing: Tax credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      INCENTIVIZE? What's wrong with incite? I really hate marketingspeak.

    2. Re:Solution to outsourcing: Tax credits by elhondo · · Score: 1

      Cost of US Worker - $200/day Cost of Chinese Worker $2/day Ain't no way tax is gonna overcome that.

    3. Re:Solution to outsourcing: Tax credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That is an interesting idea. I was thinking a different approach.

      Often the supporters of offshoring cry globalism. I'd like them to eat their own dog food.

      I propose that if they offshore a job, they must sell their products in the USA, at most, at the lowest price they charge in any other country.

      If a Coke cost 2 cents for a 2 liter in china, and CocaCola, Inc. offshores any of their labor, it's 2 cents per 2 liter in the US also.

      Hurray for Globalism.

      Posted AC because I fear.

    4. Re:Solution to outsourcing: Tax credits by igny · · Score: 1
      Cost of US Worker - $200/day Cost of Chinese Worker $2/day Ain't no way tax is gonna overcome that.

      Qualified software programmers in Eastern Europe get more, up to $20k/y.

      --
      In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
  81. Training your replacement, or are you? by Katieminna · · Score: 1

    Just trian the person to always ask the boss asinine questions about things you should have already told them. It's not like they can fire you after you've gone! Hey you have to leave your legacy to your co-workers who survived.

    --
    sleep easy, for tomorrow we take over the world...
  82. Standard Practice at HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well, this is standard practice at HP. Of course, they come right out and tell you that you are being terminated...so in that respect, one can't call them sneaky. I've seen this happen countless times. I'm sure if management had any more credibility with the rank and file, they would try to leverage that by being sneaky...but as it is now, people are so disgusted with Carleton & Co. that they distrust anything they say. - hpMonkey

    1. Re:Standard Practice at HP by robi2106 · · Score: 1

      As a chimp, which is an hpMonkey's apprentice (contractor) for those not in the know, I can understand. In fact we have several other simians assigned to our group in the "Monkey see monkey do" capacity for when our work is shipped to them in India and South America (no less than two different offshore groups salivating at the chance to eat our bananas).

      We simply do not have a choice in training our replacements. It is practically in our job description as is evidence below:

      1) Eat bananas
      2) Produce crap
      3) Fling at customers
      4) Document banana to crap-on-customer process
      5) Train replacement simian to fling same crap using less bananas

      jason
      "Hello! My name is Bingo.
      I like to climb on things.
      Can I have a bananna?
      Eek. Eek."

    2. Re:Standard Practice at HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that kind of attitude, you should be fired long time ago, by any employer.

    3. Re:Standard Practice at HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes,

      Corporations would be much better served by a class of automoton employee devoid of humor and other pesky emotions.

    4. Re:Standard Practice at HP by robi2106 · · Score: 1

      It seems several individuals did not grasp the humor involved with the monkey analogy. Especially since some of us have been known to greet each other in the hall ways with "Eeek Eeek!" and other monkey like expressions.

      If you don't work here, than you simply don't know what it is like.

      jason
      Tell me where
      The Bingo quote is from
      And win yourself a banana

  83. Here is a solution by marcilr · · Score: 1

    If you find yourself in this situation the answer is pretty straight forward. Just hold a gun to their head. Training is expensive so tell management that you'd be happy to train the replacement. The cost is $10,000 (replace with suitable amount). Take half up front and the other half upon completion. Another way to look at this is you want severence pay + bonus in advance. *Important note* a written agreement is not good enough, they'll screw you. If they don't agree to this, just quit without notice. Leave your card, tell them if they change their mind to give you a call. If your next employer asks why you quit give them the straight dope. Always take the moral high ground. You must be fair, but show absolutely no mercy.

    --
    Azurite is fine covellite is mine.
  84. It happened to me, twice... by Naum · · Score: 5, Informative

    First time was a crusher, guys sent from India, working for an offshore vendor - my primary task was to train them to take over for me, since I was terminated in lieu of them taking over systems support and development. Funny thing was my friend got me the gig there four years earlier but just about all of my training was of the OJT variety, though as a seasoned programmer, it doesn't take me too long to get the underpinnings of the system after I dig a bit. I got another offer, and even though it was for less pay and temporary, gladly took it to escape the burden. One of my team members trained a fellow for six months, thinking that the guy was going back to India. Then he suffered the ultimate insult as the individual got to relocate here and take his work from home position.

    Second time I didn't have a job lined up and a team in Mexico took over my function. While I didn't train these folks in person, I was charged with preparing a comprehensive how-to guide that covered every facet of system support and development on that particular application domain. Knowledge transfer was conducted via email and my prepared HTML kit that covered everything from overviews to FAQ on the system. It was easier to stomach, minus the person to person mode.

    You do it because as long as you're accepting a paycheck, you're obligated to serve as directed. At least that is the way I was brought up. A honest days work for an honest days pay and all that jazz.

    Within a 45 minute drive of my house, I tally >5-10K jobs gone, either to India or handled by immigrant visa worker here in the states. By those numbers, you may be assured that these arn't rinky dink outfits, these are corporate giants in finance, defense industry, semiconductors, etc...

    Maybe it's not come to your IT department yet. But the prospect will come soon to the executive management, unless you work for a very small shop, and they will consider it. I served a contract in the summer at a pharmaceutical company and the staff there boasted no way would offshoring and/or outsourcing pervade their organization. A few months into the assignment, senior management there announced a bold new initiative, a partnership with IBM that did indeed involve wholesale migration of their application and systems programming to Indian locales.

    Here's a list of firms that have indeed embarked upon campaigns that involved US workers training foreign replacements:

    • American Express
    • Bank of America
    • DHL
    • Honeywell
    • Intel
    • Motorola

    You can read about more companies here that have ex-IT workers that can share the same stories. These arn't satellite systems out on the peripheral horizon, only impacting a small percentage. If anything, I'd say the numbers quoted in the story are way under the mark, given these are core systems like accounts payable, accounts receivable, payroll, financial capture, EDI, MRP, reservation scheduling, accounting, etc...

    Yay globalism.

    --

    AZspot
    1. Re:It happened to me, twice... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      So what's the difference between an "American" worker and an immigrant visa worker? I don't get your logic...

    2. Re:It happened to me, twice... by Augusto · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming "immigrant visa worker" means H1B and L1 visa workers?

      H1B workers are supposed to do jobs that can't be filled by people who live in this country. The reality is, at least when it comes to IT, these visas are not justified at all

      L1s are unlimited, get to work here and don't pay full taxes on the pay they receive, because part of their pay is "living expenses". I sure as heck don't get my living expenses paid, additionally, they are under total control from the corporation hosting them so they can be paid much less.

      --

      - sigs are for wimps.
  85. Do what autoworkers did by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know most of us "white collar" folks despise unions, but look at what autoworkers did when Japan and Europe started taking US auto companies to the cleaners, and the Big Three started treating people like shit. They unionized. Then they striked. The motto was: we don't care if you can't do as well if you can't treat us like shit. You won't do business at ALL if you treat us like shit. Unless you want to close shop and go into making floral arrangements, you'll negotiate with us.

    Honestly- what would happen if tomorrow, every IT worker simply got up from their keyboard at noon, turned off their cell phone/pager, and didn't come back for the rest of the day? We'd all be instantly fired in favor of people in India? Bullshit. Businesses are weak on the outsourcing front because they can't outsource everything. Strikes make it an all-or-nothing proposition, and contrary to popular belief, they can't just pick someone off the street; it still 'costs' quite a bit to hire someone. Unionizing doesn't make you the boss, but it does even the playing field, because as a single worker, you're rather powerless.

    Today, despite HEAVY competition from Europe and Japan, UAW auto workers:

    • Make $45k or more
    • Have a health/benefits/retirement package second to none
    • Have incredibly safe, well-lit, comfortable workplaces, with all the ergonomics they need.
    • Never get bored; they don't spend years installing door panels. They get rotated, often on a weekly basis, among different tasks. Guess what? That includes the training to be able to do the new task.

    Wouldn't you kill to be able to have most of that? I sure as hell would. Detroit is looking better by the second.

    ...and I have to say that as much as I have always despised the US auto industry for building incredible crap, they've gotten far better over the years. This is despite major manufacturers actually setting up plants here in the US, because it's cheaper! So much for the argument that worker-friendly policies make you unable to compete in the global market.

    Bank of America/Fleet just announced they're laying off 12,500 people. According to a BoA rep, guess what department will be one of the hardest hit? You guessed it- infrastructure, aka, Information Technology. Even better, most layoffs will be in the Northeast, because down in Georgia, land of the 2-year-old-strip-malls, real estate(and workers) are dirt cheap.

    Oh, you can also vote for politicians who support striking down at-will employment laws...

    1. Re:Do what autoworkers did by Ricin · · Score: 1

      Yes, unions are badly, sorely needed in IT. Then again, people get what they deserve I reckon. It's not like they didn't have the skills to do it.

    2. Re:Do what autoworkers did by wintermute42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm all for organizing. I'm a member of a union that is associated with the Communication Workers of America.

      I would like to point out, however, that unfortunately there was a difference between the Japanese auto invasion and offshoring of US jobs.

      In the case of Japanese imports, workers and the companies where on the same side. While workers were losing their jobs, the US auto companies were losing money and market share. The politicians listened to the combination of labor and corporations.

      In this case labor (in our case, engineers and IT folk) are not on the same side as the companies. The companies profit by lowering the wages they have to pay. They get lower turnover among those they still employ in the US (since there are fewer jobs to skip to). So the employees lose, while the companies gain. And so far it is companies that are making political donations.

      This does not mean that labor can't have an effect. But it is important to realize that it may not be as easy as it was for the United Auto Workers working to put tarrifs in place to protect the industry from the Japanese.

      It is also worth remembering that the United Auto Workers were well established when the Japanese imports appeared. But it was not always that way. Ford, I think it was, tried to break strikes by hiring Pinkerton thugs, armed with ax handles. The unions are there because people worked to put them there. While it's true that many unions became corrupt and bureacratic many of them did not start out that way. They were built by their workers.

      Organizing takes a lot of time. Many union groups are small. That means that there is no money to hire a professional staff. The work is done by union members who also work a full time job and have families. And while they are working in the union, they may face the danger of job retaliation.

      So don't think that some union is going to come along and fix it for you. It can take a long time and it starts with you.

    3. Re:Do what autoworkers did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they striked

      struck

    4. Re:Do what autoworkers did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly- what would happen if tomorrow, every IT worker simply got up from their keyboard at noon, turned off their cell phone/pager, and didn't come back for the rest of the day?
      You'll end up like France.

    5. Re:Do what autoworkers did by Blackknight · · Score: 1

      Yes, and because of unions GM and Ford are constantly losing ground to Toyota and other Japanese companies. Toyota is projected to become the number 1 auto company within a few years.

      If fact, most new auto plants being built in the U.S. now are non-union plants. Workers at a plant in Mississippi even voted against unionizing, since they are better off without one.

    6. Re:Do what autoworkers did by biobogonics · · Score: 1


      Today, despite HEAVY competition from Europe and Japan, UAW auto workers:

      Make $45k or more
      Have a health/benefits/retirement package second to none
      Have incredibly safe, well-lit, comfortable workplaces, with all the ergonomics they need.
      Never get bored; they don't spend years installing door panels. They get rotated, often on a weekly basis, among different tasks. Guess what? That includes the training to be able to do the new task.

      Perhaps this is true where there are still jobs, but here in Michigan, jobs have been fleeing the state in record numbers. Large sections of major cities look like they were bombed out in WW2. Please drive through Detroit, Flint or Saginaw. I dare you.

    7. Re:Do what autoworkers did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.

      The auto workers were unionized decades before you suburban pricks started worshipping Jap imports.

      Get a clue.

      And note to the moderator: You always mod up comments with distorted facts? (Another idiot.)

  86. You IT guys.... by zogger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... are missing it. Think about unionizing. And if you do, watch the union bosses and make sure they don't get blackmailed or bribed. That's it for advice. The two choices are watch jobs go away and paycheck shrink or vanish, or keep jobs, build better stuff, keep mo money for yourself and inside the nation where it recirculates and helps the economy as a whole.

    You are one of only two or three professions who have the clout-if unionized-to shut the country down business-wise, a *pretty_dang_ snazzy* bargaining chip. And there ain't didlly squat uncle sam or any coalition of corporate bosses could do about it, because YOU CONTROL ALL THE STUFF AND THEY DON'T KNOW HOW.

    You could force an end to outsourcing and H1B abuses, you could force "fair trade" over hideous and erroneously termed "free trade" scam billionaire's ripoffs with it's unequal excise taxes between nations (our exports are taxed a lot higher usually by other nations on most products), you could force "safe computing" as a standard on the manufacturers, you could actually stand a chance against the marketing weenies on important technical and engineering aspects..... you could make quality job 1 everywhere, and keep getting paid for it, instead of "ohh, it's shiny now, ship it out!" decisions...

    buy a clue, look at the article again...

    wall

    handwriting

    All you need is a union. If you wait, it'll be too late. Snooze ya lose....

    I bet just over slashdot you could have several thousand people start a union within a few days....or hours really

    1. Re:You IT guys.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMEN (bows in silent reverance)

    2. Re:You IT guys.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you need is a union. If you wait, it'll be too late. Snooze ya lose....

      It is too late. "You guys want to start a union? Fine. You're all fired, I'll go 100% to India."

    3. Re:You IT guys.... by dead+sun · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It is too late. "You guys want to start a union? Fine. You're all fired, I'll go 100% to India."

      Right after we're done training our replacements, right? It isn't that easy to just up and move all of the staff and it goes beyond the big guys that can.

      Of course it would take major coordination on the part of every geek in the US, but it probably isn't too late at this point.

      --
      If not now, when?
    4. Re:You IT guys.... by MMaestro · · Score: 1
      The problem is whats being outsourced in this situation. Before it was things such as steel, automobiles, and clothes being outsourced. Can't really compete in steel, automobiles, or the clothes industry when your products already sucks, might as well give up some ground. This is not exactly clear when it comes to things such as programming software or telling Joe Average over the phone that he should try plugging in his computer into an outlit because it has a black screen.

      What are programmers gonna do when they try to strike? Not code? Fine, get someone in India to do it cheaper. Sabatage the software? Thats what all those years and years of daily/weekly/monthly backups are for. Form a human chain around the building and not let anyone in? "Ok everyone is to telecommunicate to work today!"

    5. Re:You IT guys.... by chickenwing · · Score: 1

      I like your idea. Can we call it a Guild though. We like to think of ourselves as artists ;)

    6. Re:You IT guys.... by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1
      You are one of only two or three professions who have the clout-if unionized-to shut the country down business-wise, a *pretty_dang_ snazzy* bargaining chip. And there ain't didlly squat uncle sam or any coalition of corporate bosses could do about it, because YOU CONTROL ALL THE STUFF AND THEY DON'T KNOW HOW.

      Heinlein's "The roads must roll" spring to mind here. You should read it some time.

    7. Re:You IT guys.... by zogger · · Score: 1

      --just read a synopsis, and dang if it isn't ringing a bell with me. I think I read it a long time ago. Thanks for the tip.

  87. Who's graves are being dug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    having them dig their own unemployment graves

    Companies are digging their own bankruptcy graves by hiring Indian workers.

    We recently contracted out to India. Never again. we basically had to redo everything they did, and got to market almost a year behind our competition.

    1. Re:Who's graves are being dug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's only a matter of time before the *EXACT* same product comes out from an Indian corporation.

  88. Cheap labo(u)r by davekebab · · Score: 1

    I lost my job and had to train replacements in a currency melt down crackpot dictatorship fundamentalist unequal uninsured nofly vortex. Yup. The site is now located in the USA. D.C. actually ..... See that dollar fall! - DK -

  89. In the US too... by Spoing · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I've just completed a contract where I was given the task of documenting a system that had already been installed. No big deal; I expect to do it.

    The first draft was 60+ pages, and along with describing how to maintain the sytem it also included notes on defects and poor practices that the sysadmins should address (there were quite a few ).

    The target audience for the document was someone with roughly my own skills who simply did not have the program-specific knowledge that I have. The document even encouraged the reader to improvise and adapt the notes; this was only one set of examples of how to do things and surely not the best or only way.

    Well, shortly before submitting the document I was given someone who not only wasn't my peer, they shouldn't have even had a job doing anything with computers at all. We're talking a programer who said...

    "I use the mouse to copy text."

    "What's Ctrl-C? Sounds like too much trouble."

    "Notepad is a very good editor."

    "It's not possible to compare 2 files".

    ...I could go on for hours, though I'll spare you any more brain dammage.

    The new instruction was that I needed to make sure this person could use the document I was writing. We're talking "Take a finger, reach around, stop when it gets moist" simplicity here.

    In the mean time, I was to also train this person to do exactly what I did -- in 1 month -- though it took me about 5 years to learn the basics myself (and I've been doing it for 15 years!).

    I've encountered both unreasonable and impossible tasks before, so I attacked this one with the same vigor. I spent most of the month training -- smiling -- and going away as often as possible to jump up and down in deep frustration.

    Because _this_person_ was my real audience, I threw out most of the original document, and re-wrote it with such gems as "here is how to create a desktop link" and "follow procedures, even if you think you don't have to" (this I've heard was ignored immediately -- 'too much trouble; I don't need to do all that').

    The only thing this person had was an H1B visa...and I'm guessing that they were both cheap and loyal (due to the threat of being deported).

    --
    A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
  90. Simple solution. by fuqqer · · Score: 1

    Train your replacement to do everything wrong or in some fashion that takes enormous amounts of extra time.

    Screw the sigs.

  91. I'm sorry that you're going through that. by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1

    That's an incredibly stressful position to be in.

    1. Re:I'm sorry that you're going through that. by cloudless.net · · Score: 1

      The job sucks anyway so I'm not too worried. What I hate the most is that I have to keep writing documents and manuals for my replacments to read. I would rather be doing some real technical work.

  92. I am experence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please be excusing my english. I am haveing experence with training a replacment and last day i work i be teling him to push the red button at the end of the day to be teling workers that is end of work for the week. the power all over bolognea was not for six week. replacment fired bos fired. i be seeing bos at refuge with replacment. we all look for job now. i mabee moving to amerika to be take you jobs so be training me good.

  93. Get your facts straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Refusing to do something is not quitting. Not showing up for work isn't quitting -- heck that's taking personal time or "working from home". If they fire you then you get unemployment. If they make you so mad that you DO quit than it's your own damn fault. There is no "real dilemma" here, you can always force your employer to fire you and state that there's no way in hell that you'll ever quit. Send email, post memos and send certified mail to leave a paper trail.

  94. The best time to leave is now. by djplurvert · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best jobs are available to the best. Therefore, you will have the most choices when you are highly valued by your employer, ergo, the best time to leave your employer is exactly time that it hurts your employer the most.

    Always look for new work, always prospect for a better job, and always take it at the moment you are essential to your current employer.

    This generally won't happen right away so you don't have to worry about having too many jobs, but you should be planning this from day one of your hire on to any job.

    Now you're on your way out, here's what to do:

    First make sure your new employer knows that you absolutely cannot leave your current employer out on a limb. Now, take the normal range of notice given in your situation, let's say two weeks. Let your new employer know that you will be able to start at a date that is twice this interval, in this example one month. Further, let your new employer know that you might be able to start earlier if the transition goes well. This usually won't be a problem, the new employer wants you to get started solving his problems right away.

    Now, you have two choices depending on how you expect your current employer will react:

    1) Wait two weeks and give two weeks notice. If you are working for some seat of the pants operation they may react from emotion and tell you don't bother to come in on monday (see below). Start your new job tommorow.

    2) If you are working in a somewhat more proffesional environment, give your employer two weeks notice but let them know you will do whatever it takes to train your replacement. They are now on the spot to hire someone quickly, trust me, it will take two weeks. Now every minute you give to them to train this guy is like a gift, you are doing them a favor, you are a great employeee. Make sure they know you are in transition and that staying this extra time is a compromise but that you are willing to go the extra mile because they have been such a great employer.

    Bottom line, you control the situation, you leave on good terms, you have forced your employers hand.

    Things to remember:

    Employment is a two way street, if you aren't earning money for them (or earning indirectly by saving) then why are they hiring you? Thus, you don't owe your employer anything other than the services he contracted for. It's his problem if he can't make a profit. With that in mind, divorce emotions from your employment activity, if it looks better for you to move right now, then move right now, that's your employer's problem not yours.

    Always give notice late on friday afternoon for the same reasons they always fire people late on friday afternoon. You want to give them time to think about any reaction and divorce themselves from any emotional response. Even if your "Employer" is not prone to such a reaction, your managers and coworkers, and you, might be. By giving notice on friday you will have a weekend to relax and reflect on your decision, as will they.

    Not directly related, but remember at the exit interview, the correct answer to "Is there anything we cannot tell future employers" the correct response is "you may not tell them anything not allowed by law"

    happy job hunting
    plurvert

    1. Re:The best time to leave is now. by GeoGreg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A minor point. It's not only seat-of-the-pants operations that might ask you not to come in on Monday. It was policy at the large corporation (75k employees) where I worked that anyone leaving to work for a competitor was immediately given a box and asked to pack up while their manager watched. I assume that "it's none of your business where I'm working" was met with the same response.

    2. Re:The best time to leave is now. by tuomoks · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatelly - best advice I have seen here. Be warned - it hurts both sides. You have it good and the employer has it good. But - if it seems that they are "changing" your job description to unemployed in next year or so, get out. On the other hand, it may and it has paid for me to be a "good corporate citizen" and really to stick on it but I have a lot of friends it did not. Usually ( always? ) it is your own boss who makes the decision if he/she is not also in line to go. Even then - he/she is ( almost always ) asked the opinion of your job - the rest, read thetegister and the PHB jokes ( if they are jokes?? )

    3. Re:The best time to leave is now. by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
      ~ but remember at the exit interview, the correct answer ~
      The correct answer to any exit interview is to not go through it, or answer "no comment" to every question. The reasons are many:
      • Any suggestions you give will not help you; if they really cared about making the place better, they would've asked the employees before they quit
      • ANYTHING you say will be used against you in the event of legal proceedings. So if you later talk to a laywer and find out they terminated you illegally and you want to sue them, all of your remarks at the exit interview will be used by their lawyers to prove that you are full of it.
      Bottom line: belly-ache to your SO, say nothing to your soon-to-be-former employer.
      --
      Yeah, right.
  95. I see by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    an awful lot of resentment here. What? Is it because they're "foreigners"?. Would you treat them different if they were American? Why? We're on the same planet...right? Stop looking to other people for your security. Nobody owes to you, and nobody's going to give it to you. Let them have the damn job. Do something else. Save your money. Don't run up so much debt. And wear a rubber, for christ's sake!

    --
    What?
    1. Re:I see by burns210 · · Score: 1

      you are full of crap. Wait until you are in the position of training and/or getting replaced by someone who is less qualified overseas simply because the standards of living are low enough that the corporation can justify the loss in quality to the monetary savings. Yes, our home corps are throwing jobs to countries other than us for the sole purpose of saving a buck at the expense of experience and locality.

    2. Re:I see by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, that's how capitalism works. Buy low sell high. It's perfectly natural. Live with it. We're all replacable. That's fine with me. Quit yer bellyachin' and adapt. If I can do it, so can you.

      --
      What?
  96. knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by way2trivial · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I know, one of the requirements for MOST (except for actor/actress/models, for example) labor related visas is that you must show that you (the employer) are unable to fill the position locally.

    why doesn't anyone complain to INS that the employment visas are being given to employers who make no attempt to fill jobs locally (*you can get companies on the INS's shit list*)
    if someone comes in on a h2b, and you can show they made no attempt to fill that job locally, gripe to INS.

    --
    every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
    1. Re:knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by Ricin · · Score: 1

      +N Informative. Folks?

    2. Re:knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Problem is they are now coming in on L-1 visas, which have few requirements.

    3. Re:knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by raygundan · · Score: 1

      I believe this requirement was eliminated last year, or there was a new type of visa created that doesn't have the requirement. Additionally, the traditional "workaround" has been something like this:

      Job Requirements: 5 Yrs. C++/Java Experience, Must be Fluent in Punjabi.

      Nonetheless, I think if I get canned, I will be switching fields if work is scarce in my area. If they ask me to train my replacement, I will tell them to shove their severance package somewhere painful.

    4. Re:knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by AGTiny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They aren't visa jobs, they are jobs sent to India, etc. No rules about that sort of thing.

    5. Re:knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      But maybe...there should be?

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    6. Re:knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by grahamsz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A year ago it seemed to be the case that they needed to advertise the position locally.

      I attempted to get an H1B in april last year, and when my potential employer advertised an entry level position - they got over 200 applications. People with 12 years experience applied! I was told it was a non-starter.

      I've since entered the USA on a K-1 fiancee visa, and ultimately it's easier to relax when your residency depends on your marriage being successful and not your tech company :)

      The downside is i've had a lot more personal dealings with the INS than if a large corporation had taken care of the process for me. They aren't the most fun people to talk to....

    7. Re:knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      why doesn't anyone complain to INS that the employment visas are being given to employers who make no attempt to fill jobs locally

      Because the INS does not have the time, will, money, or influence to give a flying flip. Business lobbied successfully to have the teeth pulled from visa safeguards.

    8. Re:knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by way2trivial · · Score: 1

      then how do they get 'trained as replacements' if they are not physically here (which requires da-DING a visa)

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      every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
    9. Re:knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

      I've since entered the USA on a K-1 fiancee visa, and ultimately it's easier to relax when your residency depends on your marriage being successful and not your tech company

      Indeed. Think of how much you'll expand your skillset ... at giving head!

    10. Re:knowing more about the INS than I wish I did by RogerBacon · · Score: 1

      "Give me access to their standards of living" you say. Hear! hear!

      An Indian or Bangladeshi can hire an entire family of four--man, woman, and two children--work all damn four of them, and it only costs a couple grand a year.

      Forget Social Security, forget workmens comp, forget social safety net, forget child labor and forget public schools for the kids. Hell, 30 years ago you could buy a temporary wife for $200-250 (if that), and she would work her a$$ off both in and out of the sack.

      And you wonder why they can "get by" on $22K per year? Hell, you could buy and sell human beings for that kind of salary in India.

  97. Continuously make yourself redundant by retostamm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have for a few years tried to make myself redundant. I've automated everything I could. I trained people to do what I do, so they can do it better than me. I've done that out of my own initiative.

    My Bosses like that, and I get more interesting Jobs than before.

    I guess it's different if you are made to do it, because you probably won't have any more choice.

  98. Come back to train by thpdg · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I worked as a contract employee at one point, and after I was done, they decided to add the job as a permanent position. They contracted me back to train the new guy. What joy that was. Had to teach him PERL in about a week. I walked away with more cash in 3 months then he will in a year.

    --

    -Patrick

    "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

  99. Welcome to Capitalism.... by zungu · · Score: 1

    I welcome Americans to the club where you are feeling the pinch of capitalist policies. Hire and Fire rules. Imagine what kind of upheaveals you create for millions when you invade, occupy and destroy other countries whether militarily or through multinational corporations.

    1. Re:Welcome to Capitalism.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A couple of years ago I would have probably protested this characterization as little unfair (Panama, etc., and all the countries whose governments the CIA has toppled notwithstanding), but now its pretty clear that you are correct.

      Economic changes have always been rough on those that have gotten used to the status quo. We all have to learn to suck it up. Those that stay flexible are those that will identify and exploit the ever-emerging opportunities.

      This kind of change has been hitting the garment industry in the US for years and very few technies even think about that when they buy cheap clothing. And that's the way it should be, frankly. People in other countries need opportunity too, and relative to 10 or 20 years ago, unemployment is pretty low.

    2. Re:Welcome to Capitalism.... by wintermute42 · · Score: 1

      You act like the victims of the system are responsible for it. Would you say that the victims of the Great Cultural Revolution got what they deserved because they supported Mao? Or would you say that Stalin's victims also got what was coming to them because they supported the Bolsheviks?

      Obviously the effects of globalization and offshoring are nothing like the excesses of communism. But offshoring and globalization do produce their share of misery. Just because people live in a capitalist society does not mean that they agree to a race to the bottom with people in India and China.

      The United States is a diverse place. Over half of the voters voted against G.W. Bush (remember, we have a strange electoral system and an arguably corrupt Supreme Court, so the majority did not win the election). An increasing number of people don't believe that invading Iraq was a good idea. A majority of people in the US finally understand that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

      Most people don't understand what is happening to them. Their incomes are not going up. If they are lucky enough to have a job, there is no job stability. But they are just trying to get by. Between the stress of making a living and numbing their mind with television there is not a whole lot of reflection. So most people just believe what they are told. And right now all the corporate and government economists are telling that that offshoring is good for them. "Yes you are losing your job, but you'll get a better, higher paying job to replace it". It takes people time and sometimes serious misfortune to understand that the system is not working for them. In the Great Depression it took 25% unemployment.

      Capitalism and trade protection when it comes to moving jobs to low wage countries is not incompatible. If things keep going as they are, there is no question that there will be protectionist laws. Just as there have been with auto imports. People in the West are not going to quietly sit there while etheir income is averaged with the incomes of the huge populations of India and China.

      At least in the US there is still a lot of print media that provides different perspectives on reality. With the exception of India, which has a more or less free press, this is not true in most of Asia. At at least here if enough voters make a fuss, change will happen.

      I've written a long, and perhaps turgid essay that touches on many of these issues. See An Economics Question. This essay includes a growing list of web published references.

    3. Re:Welcome to Capitalism.... by zungu · · Score: 1

      You act like the victims of the system are responsible for it. Quiet the contrary. I am blaming the system that creates victims. Cultural revolution should be blamed not the victims. I blame American government and its policies and not the American people for the current economic situation. Common people anywhere in world just want to work, earn and live. But I certainly feel agitated by the American public's patronizing attitude. When their government's disastrous policies play havoc with foreign countries they simply ignore. They would prefer to feed on a diet fed by their government and Fox News. Stalin and Mao's victims should not be blamed since they were voiceless, Americans are not voiceless yet they prefer to be mute to a large number of issues affecting rest of the world. As for return to protectionist era where US threatened Super 301 against all and sundry will never comeback. First, WTO stands firm today. Most cases in WTO have gone against US. Second, if US raises protectionism then rest of the world will too. The most important markets are China and India. China is not just an exporter, it is also one of the top five importers. China has become a monstrous consumer of steel. India adds a million cell-phone users each month, all with American CDMA and European GSM equipment. These countries now have enough economic muscle to retaliate against the U.S. if they block US imports. Where are the markets for US companies to grow? Another important thing is the demographic profile of the future. India, China and Arab world will have the most young people while American and European people will age. It is important for American capital and government to make sure that profits and innovation keep coming from outside U.S. when its own population ages. America needs friends and not more enemies, wheter economic or otherwise. America has gone into a parnoid shell of terroism fears and has gone beserk attacking any country on the "axis" of its sight. However, this argument is hard to digest for both American politicians or American public which has been intoxicated with the feeling that American power will never diminish in any sphere. What people forget is just the recent example of British imperialism. Britannia ruled over waves with superior technology, organization, huge wealth and an immensly proud martial race. However, the societies they ruled became progressive and Britain developed it own enemy - Germany. America is in a phase where it is just creating more enemies who might just be pin-pricks today, but will prove to be headache for the giant tommorow. I always wonder about the Religious-Economic angle to current economic situation. More than anything is the fundamental war that has begun which no one will acknowledge. America christian civilization refuses to progress inspite of all the liberalism of 300 years. America supports Israel to retain the Christian holy lands. This has created so much humiliation among Arabs and Muslims of which the results are obvious. This aspect is important to economics since only non-muslim markets for US are Russia, India, Japan and China. If US economically starves or retaliates against these countries then US is terribly isolated in the hidden religious war. This could be reason why America does not want to retaliate if some thousand jobs go to India or China.

  100. Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    AS IF.

    The day that I 'train' someone else to do my job, full well knowing that it's because of cheaper labour, layoffs, et al., is the day that I've lost all self-respect, integrity and dignity in myself.

    Unless, of course, I've voluntarily decided to move on, in which case it makes perfect sense to train your replacement.

  101. One solution by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1
    1. Agree to train your replacement;
    2. Secure letters of reference, since you're going to have to look for work after this is done anyway;
    3. Find another job;
    4. Quit.

    The obvious danger with this is that, by leaving your employer high and dry, you will make a reputation for yourself as less than a team player.

  102. No dilemma at all by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It looks like a real dilemma where if you refuse to hire your replacement, you are fired without severance and are ineligible for unemployment benefits, and if you quit, you don't receive severance and are ineligible for unemployment.

    The obvious answer is to incorrectly train your replacement. One of my former employers had been doing this one department at a time, having existing employees train their replacements and then dropping the axe on that department.

    When it came to my depertment (Bankruptcy) I pleaded with my co-workers to leave some of the finer details out. No one wanted to, so when the time came for us to commit to paper the process we used to submit a bankruptcy claim to the courts, I made sure that I didn't remind anyone of omitted steps.

    Sure enough, the axe came down on our department and we were shuffled off to other areas. Our replacements fucked up during the first month, they improperly completed a bankruptcy claim and submitted it to court. It was summarily thrown out, costing the company $50,000 in one day. I felt satisfied when the story drifted back to our location.

    Remember boys and girls, if you're expected to train your replacement. Go along with it, but leave out some critical step and make sure that the replacement fucks up.

    LK

    --
    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  103. Boycott? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't we start a list and boycott companies that are outsourcing and engaging in unfair labor practices. Many of us buy technology and have influence over technology buying. What if we shifted as much money as we have power over to companies who play fair.

    Maybe if this happened companies would realize that the cost in public perception outweighs any savings from cutting corners on labor costs.

    Is anyone out there refusing to buy HP because it is run by a stupid cunt bitch? Or are we all just buying into the Walmart mentality where we hand our money over to the companies who enslave us?

  104. Sue for overtime by sulli · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If you're in the US, your employer almost certainly violated overtime laws. Even if you're salaried, if you are specifically told the hours you must work, it is quite possible that a judge would determine that you were actually hourly and entitled to time and a half.

    IANAL but I bet you could find one to take your case. But do it now before your employer goes bankrupt!

    --

    sulli
    RTFJ.
  105. Cliffs Notes for responses to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Save time and read these points:
    • Don't worry -- the only people being outsourced are the ones who read HTML for Dummies and made 150K a year in Silicon Valley in 1999.
    • Bite me -- I'm a Sun Certified Java Expert and I've had to train 8 foreign replacements.
    • I'm smart! S-M-R-T! I have multiple degrees and I work on only sophisticated technology projects. I'll never get outsourced!
    • So do I, and I'm working at Lowe's.
    • Free trade is good for everyone. We'll all just move to higher-level jobs.
    • And what might those be? Burger manufacturers?
    • There's no need to worry as long as you keep your skills up-to-date.

    Blah, blah, blah...
  106. Now that's what I call... by iswm · · Score: 1

    Adding insult to injury.

    --
    Buckethead
  107. Ahaha, replace me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahaha replace me, thats funny!
    Uh-oh gotta go, boss wants to talk to me about something.

  108. Save now by Ricin · · Score: 1

    So ypu can afford any principles later.

    Sad but true.

  109. Be careful by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Think about the future.

    Are you going to need anything from this employer?

    For example, is it possible that you will be consulting and have a proposal in front of some of these people? That you might need a reference? That a prospective future employer might know your bosses professionally or socially?

    Be careful of burning bridges, unless you are willing to get burnt (twice).

    Alternatively, can you get something from your boss that will be useful to you? For example, maybe he will allow you to spend some time during the training period looking for a job with the resources you have at work. Or perhaps he'll help you network.

    I'm not saying the boss is a nice guy or deserves your loyalty, but you may be able to get a quid pro quo, small as it may be, and that would be better than nothing. At very least look at your self interest in the situation as cold bloodedly as you can manage.

    --
    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    1. Re:Be careful by jmulvey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Alternatively, can you get something from your boss that will be useful to you?
      Yeah, a whole bunch of hardware to sell on eBay is a good start!

    2. Re:Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At very least look at your self interest in the situation as cold bloodedly as you can manage.

      Ummmm "cold bloodedly" might be the wrong way to look at it. "Cold bloodedly" is normally reserved for murders that are not committed in the heat of passion. I would humbly suggest "cool headedly" as a more appropriate term.

    3. Re:Be careful by homer_ca · · Score: 1
      Look, it's not a matter of quitting or being fired for refusing. This is the usual scenario (from the article):
      Here's what typically happens: U.S. workers getting pink slips are told they can get another paycheck or beefed-up severance if they're willing to teach workers from India, China and other countries

      There is a quid pro quo here. You can get laid off sooner if you don't train them, or later if you do train them. There may also be more severance pay beyond what is contractually obligated, if any.
    4. Re:Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, I was beginning to lower my opinion of /. readers until I saw your post. Doing a good job doesn't mean you're a kiss ass. It means that you have earned the respect of your employer (except in the most fucked up cases) and the most important thing, self respect.

      If I go in to work tomorrow and they tell me to sweep the floor, they're going to have a clean floor. I'll let them know that it's not in line with my career goals and eventually they may lose me as an employee because of it, but absolutely they will have a clean floor!

      Not that I'm a fan of the man, but let's give credit where credit is due. In Richard Nixon's resignation speach, he said:

      "Always do your best"

      It will serve you well.

    5. Re:Be careful by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      In other words, be a slave to your employer, no matter how enethical a thing they have done to you....

    6. Re:Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be self centered, it has nothing to do with your employer. It's about YOU. What action will serve you best. I assure you, acting as an adversary to your employer is NOT in your best interest regardless of the stage of employment.

    7. Re:Be careful by AVryhof · · Score: 1

      Yeah! When they closed the terminal I worked in, I took whatever they would have otherwise thrown out... Seeing this, the boss offered me a bunch of other stuff, which I am currently selling on eBay.

      If you don't screw the company, your likely to leave with at least a good reference. Hell, some of the people that I worked with got reference letters from the company.

    8. Re:Be careful by ragnar · · Score: 1

      No, he is saying you should be an adult about it and realize that bitter attitudes aren't helpful.

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      -- Solaris Central - http://w
    9. Re:Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, instead of sweeping the floor, shouldn't you work on finding a cure for HIV or something? Certainly that's better than sweeping some floor for the "man"?

    10. Re:Be careful by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

      Think about the future.

      Always good words to anyone. THINK about the future, and more than five years out. Are you in a field that will even be around five years from now? Are you looking for jobs with companies that have experienced long-term growth without resorting to dirty tricks? Do you think your next job could be the job you could retire on? Are you going to join the union when you come on to the job?

      Are you going to need anything from this employer?

      In my coming second career (Chemical Engineer), I'll be in the position to influence decisions about whether or not we should buy products made by my former employer (IBM). Re-parse that statement carefully: my former employer has saved itself maybe fifty grand a year by creating an articulate anti-customer who is at some point guaranteed to extract payback.

      With my inside knowledge of both IBM's products and more importantly the teams responsible for those products I can provide a very short list of things worth purchasing (DB2) and lots of hard data about why one should avoid IBM's flagship software and most hardware and services.

      Most importantly: I'm not special at all. We ALL have knowledge of the dirty laundry of our former employers. Every mass layoff -- especially of the white-collar variety -- just distributes that knowledge out into the client pool.

      That you might need a reference?

      My references are also my friends; they remain at IBM waiting for the ax to make it to them. I like my friends a lot and I respect their technical expertise and wide range of experience. Most importantly, I let them know that while we working together. Result: lunch buddies in other towns, and plenty of references for the resume.

      Be careful of burning bridges, unless you are willing to get burnt (twice).

      Advice that any CEO with a large outsourcing program should take to heart. If a significant segment of your disgruntled employees finds new jobs within your customer base, sales may be negatively affected.

      At very least look at your self interest in the situation as cold bloodedly as you can manage.

      Damn straight! :)

    11. Re:Be careful by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      Perhaps not economically, but most definately mentally. Sometimes the mental benefits are worth more than the economic ones... Think about that for a minute.

    12. Re:Be careful by maximilln · · Score: 1

      -----
      That you might need a reference?
      -----
      Unless you work for a real friendly company or happen to be your boss' lover then the company's policy on references is probably,"Yes. He worked here. I'm sorry. Company policy dictates that I can't tell you any more."

      Burn the bridges.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
  110. Train Your Replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This happened to me. After 15 years we were outsourced, after 2 more years we were laid off.

    As a professional I did the best job that I could to train the people in what they were going to be doing. I also took notes and documented what I thought their shortcomings ( no note taking was a big one) were in case there were any complaints after I left. I have good references, performance awards and a hefty severance to show for it. Was I happy about the situation? No! Did I act in a manner I would expect any professional would? Yes!

    In case anyone is wondering it is not "your" job, if it were you would be paying someone else. It is the company's job and they are paying you to do it.

    1. Re:Train your replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it won't work. The problem is there are so MANY of them. They never discovered birth control. The idea of living 8 to a room doesn't seem strange to them. You don't seem to realize what you're up against.

  111. Xenophobia ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you play the "racism" card? That's unfair. Just because you disagree with someone that doesn't mean they are "xenophobic" or "racist" or "Nazi" or whatever name you want to call them.

    It's funny, YOU are the one calling people names and making ridiculing them for "thinking different". You must accept diversity and accept that others think different than you. Being proud of your country and asking companies to play fair is not a bad thing. It is not "isolationism" or "luddism" or whatever name you want to call it. It' too bad you stooped calling people "xenophobic".

    1. Re:Xenophobia ? by LibrePensador · · Score: 1

      I stated that some of these articles are xenophobic, not all of them, simply because they are. If you are to tell me that you have not witnessed the tidal wave of racial slurs that are made after an article of this nature is posted, then as you often hear in Slashdot, "you must be knew here".

      I am not insulting anyone. I am rather claiming that the proper context for the understanding of the implications both -policy and personal- of outsourcing is globalization gone wild and specifically a type of globlalization that uses cultural outputs (the media) to co-opt workers into meer puppets of corporations unwilling to cooperate with their peers for the common good.

      If you read what I said in context, I fail to see how you can draw the conclusions you do, unless you want to misrepresent my views.

      --
      Pragmatism as an ideology is not particularly pragmatic in the long term. Keep it in mind when you dismiss Free Software
    2. Re:Xenophobia ? by LibrePensador · · Score: 1

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhr.

      "I meant you must be new here". Must learn to type a little slower and re-read...

      --
      Pragmatism as an ideology is not particularly pragmatic in the long term. Keep it in mind when you dismiss Free Software
    3. Re:Xenophobia ? by sydb · · Score: 1

      If your woried aobut you're spelling, you must be knew hear!

      --
      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    4. Re:Xenophobia ? by LibrePensador · · Score: 1

      "If your woried aobut you're spelling, you must be knew hear!"

      That made me laugh...

      On a serious note, I like the emphasis that Slashdot puts on content over form. As long as a post is readable and clear, I appreciate the effort that has gone into it.

      As a community it says, substance matters. We'll correct the rough edges on the next .1 release.

      --
      Pragmatism as an ideology is not particularly pragmatic in the long term. Keep it in mind when you dismiss Free Software
    5. Re:Xenophobia ? by sydb · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, no, you've mistaken illiteracy for pragmatism. Really, very few here can spell (unless it's a reserved word).

      --
      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
  112. As long as the Union.. by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1
    actually represents their workers fairly. I've seen a union collect their dues, pay themselves nice fat salaries, and then fuck their workers over in the end. In the meantime, giving management everything they want.

    I'm not putting unions down, I'm just saying that, as with everything, too much of a good thing....

  113. Bad?? This is good!! by MongooseCN · · Score: 2, Funny
    Training your replacement should be FUN! Train him/her to do things like:

    Setting defrag to run on all employees computer at midafternoon. Daily.

    Enforce the strictest of password protocols and refuse to let employees write their passwords down. (For security reasons)

    Keep all ports open on the firewall. The more ports that are open, the more openings for data to flow through!

    To save bandwidth when sending large documents, only type a short message like "Here is the document you requested!". Make sure not to patch Outlook before you do this since patches slow things down.

    For security reasons, keep the wireless router locked in a metal cabinet.

    Those are just some of the many ways to make sure your training leaves a lasting impression on the company that once helped put food on your table.

  114. A little more training than they bargained for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Be sure that while training them, you teach them competition, American style. Tell them all about how your company's founders worked for another company for a while, then when they knew enough about the business and had developed enough contacts, they went off on their own and started a competing company.

    In a year or so, if you've done your job right, they'll go off and form their own company with even LOWER overhead (because they don't have to pay high-salaried American management), and take your old company to the cleaners.

    Sure, you'll still be asking "Would you like fries with that?", but at least you'll get a bitter little laugh when you read about it in the business section of the paper a customer left behind.

  115. Just do a crappy job by gt25500 · · Score: 1

    Do a shitty job... when the new guy fucks up due to poor training... who cares ^o^

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    _________ Help me get a PSP!
  116. You need to train people to do this? by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    Um, you need to train people to do this? From a lot of code I have read, this seems to come naturally.

  117. They don't always tell you that you're training by hnjjz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They don't always tell you that you're training your replacements.

    A good friend of mine used to work as a IC designer for one of the large companies in Silicon Valley. Her group was given some ridiculous deadlines that were clearly impossible to meet. To "help" them speed up work on the project, the company brought in a bunch of engineers from one of its overseas sites. The foreign engineers spent several months here, working with my friend's group, getting up to speed on the project. My friends and her co-workers really went out of their way to help make these guys comfortable, taking them on shopping trips, inviting them over on holidays, etc. Little did they know they were training their own replacements. Shortly after the overseas engineers left, my friend's entire group was laid off and the project was moved to the overseas center.

    1. Re:They don't always tell you that you're training by CGP314 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A common thing I've seen in these replacement stories is 'we didn't know we were training our replacements'. What I want to know is, did the replacements know they were being trained as replacements?


      -Colin

  118. OK Rabindra listen up here's how to do my job..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1) Show up 5 minutes late after parking in a good spot.

    2) Stop by the watercooler/coffee machine.

    3) Say hello to all the coworkers that your cool with before taking your seat.

    4) Before taking your seat make it look like you just came from the toilet and were not late so the boss doesn't hassle you.

    5) Check your e-mail minus any company memos.

    6) Start working on something important.

    7) If you can't find anything to do then act like your working.

    8)Lunch time ....come back 5 minutes late and leave 5 minutes early.

    9) Get back to work for real this time.

    10) Check e-mail again and delete those company memos.

    11) Talk to coworkers about the latest rumors and other bullshit.

    12) Time to go home.

  119. Why not take advantage of the situation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Personally I quit when from disgust when the company where I work started mass layoffs. Now they are replacing all the old staff with foreigners and new college graduates. I figure it set them back at least 3 years. There is no knowledge transfer because for every round of layoffs more people leave, and it's very clear that you don't share what you know because it makes you vulnerable.

    So lots of people are unemployed. Why not get together and start your own company and outsource your own programming? Your new company should be lean and mean and won't even have to support million dollar dead wood management. I started my own company and about a year later it's really taking off. Plus you'll find lots of Americans are willing to work for just the same as you would pay people in other countries. It's the scariest and the best thing I ever did. I am almost thankful. I would never have been able to spend this much time with my kids if I was still at my desk job. Now I work from home for my own corporation. I pay for everything else first, taxes last, and I set my own hours.

    Come up with a Vertical Market app for a few thousand and you only need 10 or so customers a year. Take your old knowledge and start working on the next version. Don't take this shit lying down, beat them at their own game and stomp them into in the mud. Go get a DBA at the local court house at least and start coding.

  120. Tricky Math by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Almost one in five information technology workers has lost a job or knows someone who lost a job after training a foreign worker

    Hmm...so lets see here. 1 in 5 people has either had this happen to them or knows of someone that it's happened to? So if I work in a company with 500 people and 3 of them wind up training thier own replacements (Which, of course, would be very well-known on the company grapevine), then I'm counted as one of the 1 in 5 who have had to "dig their own unemployment graves"? Theoretically, it could just be one really popular guy that was laid off like this and he was known by 1 in 5 IT workers.

    I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but if surveys like this are the best argument that can be raised for how much this is damaging the US economy, then we've got a long way to.

  121. Either way you lose your job...so the idea is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to minimize the financial impact to yourself. Train the people, get laid off, collect unemployment, and find a new job. The net is the same: YOU'RE LOSING THAT JOB.

  122. Thanks, Bush! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Informative
    Thanks for having Elaine Chao and the U.S. Dept of Labor hold seminars for employers - how to lower their costs by moving production overseas.

    Thank god I am safe at Vandelay Industries...

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:Thanks, Bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      References pleas? I did a cursory google and found nothing.

    2. Re:Thanks, Bush! by tpearson · · Score: 2, Informative

      A company George made up in Seinfeld.

    3. Re:Thanks, Bush! by 09za+ · · Score: 0, Troll

      Bush has no doubt taken the position outsourcing is good...I heard him say it Myself.
      I voted for him and this disappoints me greatly.
      That said, There must be a reason for this short sighted approach...
      They Need Cash Quick...
      who are they...The Elite...
      why do they need money quick, so quick they would trade the future stability of the US economy for it...
      That's the real question.
      I think it might have to do with esoteric high society, the end of the Mayan calender, Planet X (Nibiru),and the pole shift that's gonna RIP US A NEW EQUATOR.
      It costs a fortune to get to Mars... Time is running short(2112)...
      The stage is being set.
      I wonder if they are gonna build a Sphinx with G W's face?

    4. Re:Thanks, Bush! by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      +1 informative

    5. Re:Thanks, Bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's the latex industry these days, George?

    6. Re:Thanks, Bush! by lugar · · Score: 1

      -1 Troll Enough with the Bush-bashing, do some research and discover something called "supply and demand".

    7. Re:Thanks, Bush! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      (^_^) Thanks, BlackHat.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
  123. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by Ned+the+Needy · · Score: 1

    I did read the entire article and blurb before I first replied, and I'm still convinced that it provides no real incentive for the workers. While some workers do get some kind of severance package for doing the dirty deed, they're still going to be unemployed, and I never heard of any of severance package that completely compensates for actually employment. A good number of people, as pointed out in the article, are still unemployed after a year. As more and more info-tech jobs are outsourced, it'll be even harder to find the same kind of jobs again. Retraining isn't even an option for some of these folks, as in Mr. Gentry's example, is pushing 51. By the time he re-enters the work force with new job training, he'll have barely a decade of employment left till companies start turning him away outright for 'over qualification'. All in all, this is an outright pisser on everybody's morale in the companies. As far as I can see, this will only create employee outrage and probably some creative sabotage from the very people who will be on their out in a couple of months.

  124. The sad state of American education. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    It looks like a real dilemma where if you refuse to hire your replacement, you are fired without severance and are ineligible for unemployment benefits, and if you quit, you don't receive severance and are ineligible for unemployment.

    If this blurb representative of the average American ./ reader's English skills, I can understand why employers want to outsource to other countries.

  125. I hereby dub thee, "God of All /. Posters" by Cryofan · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You hit nailed it, baby. You nailed it.

    Just 80 years have passed since the culmination of the union activism, and now we have come to this. How sad. How very sad.

    All I can say is that Slashdotters who want to find what the above poster and I are talking about, you can go to my sig url and follow the link about social democracies. Read....Learn...Think about it all.....

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  126. Re:The sad state of American't edubucayshun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey man quit talkn bout our edubucashun sistem like dat! Now ef yool scuze me I got to wach some mTV coz pmp My Rid be da shit!

  127. why oh why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I truly wish they would make outsourcing various local based companies/positions to exterior countries against the law or at the very least the corporations should be exorbitantly taxed for choosing to do so. Companies and employees should be considered a direct local entity of the positions/duties they are choosing to fulfill.

  128. April Fools by demachina · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure this must be a late April Fools Joke. I've never seen any evidence anyone working customer support in India has ever been trained by anybody.

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    @de_machina
  129. Backups. by Raunch · · Score: 1

    Yeah, 'rm -r -f /*' runs the backup script.

    --
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  130. Overspecialization by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

    This scenario is the result of overspecialized work for a large corperation. If you do one thing only for your employer, you will always be subject to replacement. Whether by a foreign worker or a machine is the only question. A cog is easily replaced.

    The opposite is true when you work for a small business. You will know more about the business, its customers, and product development. If you have the ability, you have a wide variety of tasks to perform, increasing your value to your employer.

    The only guaranteed employment is self-employment.

  131. Bad name.. by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1

    I just remembered that part of the reasons that unions got a bad rap was because of some of things that powerful unions demanded. For years after diesel locomotives were in service, the railroad union demanded that a fireman be on board and paid! Even though such a position was obsolete. The same went for brakemen. Brakes became automatic, but yet the union forced management to have them.
    Sometimes, unions can hurt progress.

  132. Hey--wait a minute... by John+Murdoch · · Score: 1
    Almost one in five information technology workers has lost a job or knows someone who lost a job after training a foreign worker, according to a new survey by the Washington Alliance of Technology Workers. The study is the first to quantify how widespread the practice is.

    I followed the link to Yahoo, read the article, and said to myself, "I'd like to read more." So I went to the WashTech web site. And right there, at the top of their page...was a news article dated March 6, 2004. The "new survey" that Yahoo quotes isn't anywhere to be seen.

    Maybe I'm just too skeptical--but if they can't post the study before they pitch the story to the news media, perhaps the "study" isn't as authoritative as they'd have us believe.

  133. add one more to the list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This happened to me as well. I was offshored to the New Delhi office.

    Unfortunately, the transition didn't go as planned... and they had to pay someone from the US $100 an hour to be the sys admin for a month. That person quit becauase my former company was in serious violation of licensing, and they wouldn't pay for the software. As you can imagine, I wasn't too upset about that.

    I'd really like to turn them into the BSA, but I just don't think I could live with myself if I did that. I think I probably like the BSA less than that evil company that sucked the life out of me for three years.

    Besides, I have a new and much better job now.
    -Recovering sys admin

  134. Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employees! by Art+Tatum · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thanks, unions, for pressuring employers to offer more pay and benefits than labor is worth! Thanks, government, for putting inflationary minimum wage hikes in place and for putting unworkable Worker's Comp and benefit burdens on employers! Thanks greedy lazy American employees for demanding higher and higher wages for less and less productivity! YOU ROCK!

  135. The reason is to prevent abuse of the system by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Think about it: If you can just quit a job, for any reason, and claim full benefits, you can really pull one over on them. Get hired, work a bit, then quit. When benefits run out, rinse and repeat.

    Also, unemployment is intended to be a buffer for if you loose a job unexpectedly. You are working happily one day, fired the next. This is out of your power, and so it is there to help you. Or maybe your boss makes your work conditions unreasonable (like demanding a huge paycut or hours increase) so you quit. It's not intended if you just decide to quit for your own reasons. In that case, you should either have other work lined up or have the money to carry you over.

    1. Re:The reason is to prevent abuse of the system by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

      When benefits run out, rinse and repeat.

      There are now caps in the U.S. on how much unemployment you can claim over the full course of your life for just this reason.

    2. Re:The reason is to prevent abuse of the system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok people, how fucking hard is it to say LOSE?

    3. Re:The reason is to prevent abuse of the system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loose youre tounge, mait?

    4. Re:The reason is to prevent abuse of the system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about it: If you can just quit a job, for any reason, and claim full benefits, you can really pull one over on them. Get hired, work a bit, then quit. When benefits run out, rinse and repeat.

      In Australia, benefits don't "run out". You could claim them for your whole life if you wanted to.

      The reason why people don't just sit at home and live of the "dole" (unemployment benefits), is because most people want to make something of their life, and want to earn more than the basic wage that is paid by unemployment benefits.

      There are a small percentage of people who rarely have jobs and just live off unemployment benefits. They are called "dole-bludgers" (or more politically correctly "long-term unemployed persons"), and are generally held in very low regard by most people. They only form a miniscule percentage of the population, and recent "work for the dole" schemes have aimed at trying to stop this altogether.

      However, despite your seemingly logical argument, unrestricted unemployment benefits do not lead to excessive "job-hopping" or "dole-bludging" in the real world, simply because most people have some degree of motivation and aspiration to improve themselves.

      In fact, unrestricted unemployment benefits are the norm in most of the developed world.

    5. Re:The reason is to prevent abuse of the system by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Hey, up here in Canada we have entire provinces built on this practice (well, certainly not everyone in those provinces, but more than enough).

      Gut fish for enough weeks a year to qualify, get laid off, collective EI for the rest of the year. Repeat next year. Forestry industry, same thing. Different areas of the country actually have different elegibility rules so these people will keep voting for the "right" politicians.

      I've paid into EI for 16 years, and the only time I needed it, I didn't qualify. But at least I contribute to the quality of life in Atlantic Canada. Bleh.

  136. OB Homer Quote by cookie_cutter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    if you quit, you don't receive severance and are ineligible for unemployment

    Homer: You don't quit your job because you don't like it, you just go in and do it really half-assed.

  137. Some justice by leandrod · · Score: 1

    It is sad for the individuals, but collectively it is just fair. It is payout time for rich countries' protectionism.

    Sad thing is, protectionism will probably continue to rise. It has already ceased to diminish, so these sad stories will become more and more common, and people all over the world will have more and more trouble getting out of poverty.

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    DA, DBA, SysAdmin, Data Modeller
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  138. Beat up your foreign replacement. Seriously? by telemonster · · Score: 1

    Okay, I've been thinking about this alot. I see the same drivel on fuckedcompany.com, about how IT workers end up training their lower cost foreign replacement in order to collect a little bit of extra living cash for their upcoming vacation.

    If a few US workers were to beat the shit out of the visitors, and make sure that the news spread far and wide, it could make the foreigners uneasy about coming to the US. What is more, *IF* the major media picked up on the story it would gain a bit more attention to the cause.

    You could even go so far as carrying a hat-cam and a digital8/DV video walkman to record a story about your management, then cut it out to a DVD/MPEG1 Video CD and distribute it freely, it would probably spread -- especially on the p2p networks. Make it funny, though -- we don't want to sit thru a boring movie.

    Some groups are saying the issue isn't as bad as it seems. I tend to think that there is more of an issue than simply a few of our mega corporations outsourcing work. Many small companies sold out to the mega corporations (Lucent bought Ascend, Octel, Livingston, others), Cisco buys people for tech, Intel bought Dialogic, etc.... these small companies were probably good places to work. Companies get bought, eliminated, market consolidates due to lack of competition, are new companies being formed?

    I don't see many people really doing anything about it. Go to Bank of America, take all of the deposit envelopes, go home, laser print your statement about outsourcing, take them back the next night, swap them out for the current batch, repeat daily until your arrested for tresspassing. Once again, work the media into it.

    This isn't really much different than the blue collar jobs. Some people cry these are brain jobs, but judging some of the IT workers I've seen I'd much rather have a blue collar worker because they are probably smarter.

    There are a bunch of issues facing the US. I just wish some friendly aliens would visit, that would really fuck things up. (Not like Mars Attacks or Killer Clowns, more like Close Encounters or something).

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    Southeastern Virginia REPRESENT!
    1. Re:Beat up your foreign replacement. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you all did that the prisons would be full. They'd have to send you to somewhere where they have lots of capacity. Like the Indian Sub-continent.

      Seriously though, your plans are naieve in the extreme. The media don't give a shit. Did you give a shit when manufacturing and the textiles went overseas? No, you didn't because it was the peak of the dot.com boom and you were probably thrilled by just how much imported stuff you could buy. Way of the world I'm afraid.

  139. If you are already laid off how can you be fired? by Facekhan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Personally I would consider the moment I was notified that I was being laid off as the time I was laid off. If they want me to continue my normal job for x amount of time then that is fine. If they want me to train a replacement then they can pay me consultant rates. Once you are notified that you are being laid off for no cause, how can you be fired for cause. You are not required to finish up your week or month or whatever, the employer and employee simply agree that is the case but they can't make you do it. As far as unemployment eligibility goes they can't very well fire you once for no cause and then for cause when you refuse to train a replacement. If they want you to train a replacement, tell them you want consultant rates or extended severance and benefits.

  140. One in five? by Snowspinner · · Score: 1

    One in five?

    That's a really misleading number, considering that the job loss due to outsourcing is something around 2.8%.

  141. Re:So it's the new "transition". Big deal. by dmorin · · Score: 1
    I disagree - that sounds like the old "I'm irreplaceable" strategy. Trust me, I found out the hard way -- when the layoffs come, style and personality and uniqueness of character have nothing to do with it, your headcount WILL be minimized. The plan WILL go forward without you, except in amazingly rare circumstances where you truly are unique (such as being the inventor/founder of your own technology).

    You have not experienced what this means until you've been in a meeting with executives debating over who would get credit for exactly how many "synergies" were "maximized" that week (translation - how many jobs were cut/outsourced).

  142. Just for contrast - here's the old way by Chief+Technovelgist · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I worked as a temp technical writer in the early '90s for a large engineering firm (Unisys). They hired lots of temp tech writers, and they paid well - $35/hour, which was more than they paid staff writers.

    They had this unusual policy of laying off ALL of their temporary staff at the end of the year as a way of forcing managers to rethink their hiring and their needs for the next year. So, how did I handle it in late November and early December, when I was told to wrap up my book projects and hand them off to permanent employees, training them in every last detail of how to handle my projects?

    I worked my butt off, 50-60 hours per week, making sure that everything was correct, making sure everything worked, making sure that my projects were in good order for management, and for my friends (permanent employees) who would pick them up when I left.

    Why? Because I knew they would need writers the following year, and because they paid well! And I got hired back on in early spring, as projects started to heat up.

    But that's the old way. Find people who are competent here in the US, pay them well, and expect the best work from them.

  143. -MY-???? Sample? by starcraftsicko · · Score: 1
    So, it looks like your 1% is VERY low. Sample size is everything, and your sample of you (ONE), isn't big enough to make any conclusions from.
    So you think that most IT workers know fewer than 20 others in their field? Admittedly, some slashdotters still hide out in mom's basement and play UT when not programming... but what about the people they play UT with?

    Over the past 2 years, well over 90% of the IT people I know have been laid off
    Guess that makes you a bubble boy?

    And just think, I probably know one of them too. The amazing statistic to be derived from this is not that one 5 know someone who has been compelled to train a foreign replacement, but rather that 80% DO NOT KNOW ANY IT WORKERS THAT HAVE BEEN LAID OFF BUT FORCED TO TRAIN A FOREIGN REPLACEMENT. Think about that.

    We see a lot of exposure for this err... fringe issue... that 80% of us (per the article) have never encountered at either first or second hand.
  144. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Esoteric+Moniker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So the Bush bashing post isn't a troll and gets +3 informative, but the parent which in the same tone and lays out many activities that have also contributed to the current situation is a troll? Whatever.

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  145. UNION! by SubtleNuance · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Technology Workers need to take a serious look at Unionizing.

    As much as a perons's ego wants to deny it, only standing together can we stop our jobs from being lost to slave labour.

    1. Re:UNION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up! Preferably with underrated.

  146. Re:I hereby dub thee, "God of All /. Posters" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in a "social democracy", Sweden, and trust me, you would not want to live here. Social democracy, as it's been implemented here, and elsewhere, leads to economic stagnation and clumsy inflexible downright conservative welfare systems which drain our community of all money, while costing a fortune. The market for techies is just as bad over here, with the difference that we all pay over 50% income taxes. So.. no, social democracy is not the solution to your problems, never has been, and, most likely, never will be.

  147. Re:So it's the new "transition". Big deal. by dmorin · · Score: 1
    >Worry when you *arent* asked, because it means management doesnt think you know anything valuable. When they laid you off, the already have come to that conclusion.

    Only true from a given perspective. Yes, you're being laid off, therefore the company has come to the conclusion that you are replaceable. However, within the scope of those that are being laid off, there are different levels of value. If you last through five rounds of layoffs, it's safe to assume that you have more value than the crew that was laid off in the first round.

  148. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by kommakazi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know the parent was modded troll, but i'm biting regardless.
    If minimum wage labor is worth so little, then explain why the giant corporations that are fueled by minimum wage labor as so goddamn rich, yet their minimum wage employees are still struggling from paycheck to paycheck...All while CEOs of such companies are practically swimming in cash. If there's any wage that's inflated, it has to be that of a CEO and other top level management positions. Not to mention the benefits these people get....yeah it must be a real killer to offer that dental plan to your employees when you are holding millions in stock options. Get a clue, man...

  149. Something Worse (or not) by MikeDawg · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, whether this is worse or isn't worse, is up to you to decide, but it is a similiar situation I went through.

    At a company I had previously worked for, I got promoted/transferred to a new position within the company, the rules at the time, is that you have to hold a position for at least 6 months before being eligible for a transfer. I had transferred positions in under that 6 month period; it was approved by HR for a couple reasons, including that I was going from a medial position that required almost no training (printer operator), and that it was within the same department I was transfering (IT).

    Problem was, my new manager was an a--hole, and I was going from a full-time position to a part-time position. I got a dollar raise from going to printer operator to mainframe/network operator, which is complete bulls--t.

    So eventually, a full-time position became open, at the same position I was at, so of course, I took it. With taking this job, I never got a raise to the amount that beginning network/mainframe operator were getting paid (about $2 more than I was currently getting paid).

    Continuing working the position, hoping my manager/supervisor comes to his senses; there was a little bit of shake-up in the department, and a few operators left, so they were hiring on some more operators to replace them. It came down to me training new people, for my exact same position that got paid more than $2/hr more than me. Although, they didn't force me out of my position, like the companies in the article are doing, it is quite an embarrasment to work and train people who are getting paid a substantial more amount of money more than you.

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  150. How old are you? by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    I would wager you are in your twenties.
    Let me tell you something--you don't know SHIT! No offense, but live and learn a little.

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  151. Do it by b-baggins · · Score: 1

    Train your replacement, then put on your resume that you have training experience.

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    You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
  152. Plan now... by BlackHawk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hey, you. Yes, you, reading Slashdot instead of working. C'mere.

    I can understand why you're feeling the way you do. I understand why you come to an office you hate, perform meaningless little chores instead of getting your real work done, and ignore... or try to... that little pressure you're feeling in your chest. The one that spikes when you read another email from management that includes the words "sacrifice", "competition", and "tough decisions".

    I know that you'd rather not think about it all. You'd rather just get back to doing what you were doing before the axes started dropping, and your division, your department, your team started getting thinned out, and their jobs transferred to the ones who were left. I know that you know what that feeling is, the one you don't think about too often... except in the middle of the night, after you've just had another "what if" discussion with your spouse about finances, trying not to think about the kids asleep down the hall.

    I know you're on Monster.com, CareerBuilder, Dice... all of 'em. And I know you haven't had an interview in at least six months.

    You have to get up, off of your ass, and make plans. Then COMMIT. Then execute. DO IT. Go out, get the training. If the money's not there to get it, join a LUG, or whatever. Actually make friends (!), network your skills. Learn from each other. Reconcile yourself to the fact that this is going to get worse before it gets better.

    But it will get better. For some of us. The ones who planned, committed, executed. The rest are going to be sorry they waited. And don't crab about the Indians too much. Their time in the spotlight is going to be so damnably short, we're all going to be shocked... most of all, them.

    And when it's all over, and it will be, in about 3 years, when the economy comes roaring back and suddenly we realize that we're on the verge of losing all the Boomers who made up the majority of the workforce, then they're going to be scrambling for skilled labor. Only there won't be any.

    Or not much, that is. There will be the ones who planned...

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    1. Re:Plan now... by wes33 · · Score: 1

      "And when it's all over, and it will be, in about 3 years, when the economy comes roaring back and suddenly we realize that we're on the verge of losing all the Boomers who made up the majority of the workforce, then they're going to be scrambling for skilled labor. Only there won't be any."

      In your dreams ... the outsourcing will be to China by then and they will have a *lot* of hungry techs

    2. Re:Plan now... by kahei · · Score: 1


      So, to sum up, you don't have any ideas about what people should do, right? get up, off of your ass, and make plans. Then COMMIT. Then execute. DO IT. is not an idea, it's management speak with a dash of Mr. Motivator thrown in. You do get that, right?

      I don't feel like I'm in much danger of being offshored (I don't really work in any one particular country), but I'm trying to move out of IT as a general thing... the brief phase when it seemed like a 'profession' is over :(

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    3. Re:Plan now... by BlackHawk · · Score: 1
      • So, to sum up, you don't have any ideas about what people should do, right? get up, off of your ass, and make plans. Then COMMIT. Then execute. DO IT. is not an idea, it's management speak with a dash of Mr. Motivator thrown in. You do get that, right?
      And right after the spot where you cut off, I said "Go out, get the training." I assumed that folks who were sufficiently far along in their careers wouldn't have to ask "What training is that?", so I focused instead on the rest. The important stuff, actually. That is, don't get paralyzed by the fear that it's all coming apart at the seams, and that nothing will save it now.

      See, the suggestions being offered in response to the article's question were very much like the Bush Administration's plan for the war in Iraq: very strong response, but no idea how to follow through. I was focusing on what to do *after*. And since there are multitude of options (not the least of which is your solution: get out of IT, and that's not a bad option for some), it doesn't behoove me to suggest anything specific, other than don't sit there, waiting for the next swipe of the ax.

      Oh, yes... and about the management speak? Every language has its uses. I'm not too proud to use what's useful. If it doesn't work for you, fine. Maybe it will work for someone else.

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      Believe nothing, not even if I say it, if it violates your sense of reason -- Buddha

  153. No, train them s-l-o-w-l-y by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Do everything with great deliberation and extreme detail. Leave not a single bit of code without a comprehensive description. If your management has done it's job as they see it, you are probably training a low-cost/low-skill person. All the training in the world isn't going to make up for the experience they lack. There are three goals:
    1. Get the training period extended, because it's taking longer than expected. After all, you are doing a very thorough job.
    2. Create a positive impression with management, for purposes of karma and references.
    3. Set the stage for a very pricey consulting gig when the replacement fails due to skill or language difficulty.

    If it's of any consolation: the next wave of offshoring will be tougher on the accounting/finance people, as their line of work is usually an overhead cost, highly regulated (and therefore standardized), just begging for offshore outsourcing.br>
    Remember: the cost of recovering a train wreck is far more than the cost of the train or its cargo.
  154. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "This is the kind of stupidity that created the phrase 'digging your own grave". No matter what, you're screwed. If you dig your grave, you'll openly acknowledge that you're going to die. If you don't dig your grave, what are they going to do? Kill you? In both cases, there is no incentive to have the person do a damn thing."

    No incentive? Here's the way I see it:

    1.) Refuse to train, laid off immediately, no benefits.

    2.) Train, and ya get another month of pay. If the company's nice enough, you might even get a month or two severance.

    No, this is not 'digging your own grave'. It's just humiliating.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  155. simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    train them wrong.

    Or... more insidiously and slightly more ethical... train them right but give them wrong terminology.

    "I'll need to install the cam shaft in windows in order to reaffimate your collination."

  156. I trained my replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I worked for a company that was acquired by another company that had 5000+ Indian programmers. The Indian programmers were all H1B and were here just to take money from the pockets of real Americans. I was kind of the "lone wolf" in the company that was acquired - I was a programmer and pretty much every one else was project managers. I was brought in to write an internal program that would then be used by the project managers to generate revenue on their contracts.

    Shortly after the acquisition, I was told that the company was laying me off, and that I would be given a severance package for turning over my code to one of these guys.

    So they shipped me and the company loaner workstation up to the new headquarters where I handed over the code and met some of these guys.

    All in all, the trip went well, and I got to meet some of the people that were putting people who worked very hard to be able to earn a comfortable wage. Do I sound bitter? Must be the coffee... but I digress...

    These guys were working for squat - the highest paid of them made 1/5th as much as me. They didn't have to pay for anything (except food) while they were here -- the company paid their living expenses. So they worked and sent their money back home (you know, out of this country) where I'm sure it was put to good use -- making more companies to steal more jobs from America.

    You may be rolling your eyes, or even laughing -- just remember how you feel now when you get the call from your boss.

    "I'm sorry, but times are tough and we're going to need to let you go. By the way, let me introduce you to Surgahvlesh Humaramaghashandran. He'll be replacing you, and needs to know everything you know. Don't worry that you can't pronounce his name and he can't pronounce the letter "W". You'll get along fine!"

    Yeah, just fine.

  157. Detroit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...always looks good

    grg

  158. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the kind of stupidity that created the phrase 'digging your own grave". No matter what, you're screwed. If you dig your grave, you'll openly acknowledge that you're going to die. If you don't dig your grave, what are they going to do? Kill you? In both cases, there is no incentive to have the person do a damn thing.

    Digging your own grave is very simple. Suppose I'm going to kill you and I am not inclined to dig the damn hole unless you are absolutely determined to die a very hard death. You will dig the hole in return for a quick, painless death. If you fail to dig the hole then you're going to be suffering greatly the entire time I must dig the hole

    It boils down to the fact that you are going to die. So how do you want to die? Dig a hole, get shot in the head. Don't dig a hole, get shot in the stomach and have your limbs smashed with a shovel so you can lie there and think "Gee I wish I'd just dug the damn hole" as you lie there in agony and I dig the hole?

  159. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 0, Informative

    Actually minimum wage doesn't overvalue anyone. Anyone worth $5/h is paid an hour. These people would not make one penny more if there was no minimum wage law.
    The big problem occurs when someone is worth $4/h, is willing to work $4/h, but it is illegal for him to do so. That is the argument against minimum wage.
    CEOs are not swimming in cash as you would purport. Some are, yes, and deservedly so. Being the president of a company is no small task. And while there are several people wealthy CEOs, there are many more failures.

    I believe it is your turn to get a clue.

    --

    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  160. Thanks Bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, we have so much to be thankful for!

    Now, we can get paid to make sure that our jobs get a one-way ticket to India.

    I hope McDonald's is hiring!

    Great Bush economy, huh?

    Remember how bad it was when Clinton was president? I couldn't decide if I was going to spend my vacation in Europe or Mexico - now all those problems are gone! I don't have to worry about my portfolio, competitiveness on the job, my girlfriend or my loft apartment - BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL GONE!

    Thanks alot Bush! Thanks for the weak dollar, the sky high unemployment rate that means even if I get another IT job, I'll only get paid 1/2 to 2/3 of my old salary. Now I don't have to worry about doing too much coke, because I can't even afford the soda, never mind the party drug!

    Thanks again Bush. Maybe after another war built on lies, deception and half truthes, I might get a job in the Defense Department! I hear they're paying pretty good.

    1. Re:Thanks Bush! by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Better not let Bush hear that, or he might start a war against India... wait, all we need is some claim to oil their... maybe a first strike capability on China might work... OR maybe in the name of the liberation of women in India... OR... something...

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      In US, you can easily buy enough major firearms to wipe out your neighbourhood but a few little fireworks are banned.
    2. Re:Thanks Bush! by lugar · · Score: 1

      Wow, an AC trolling... Imagine that!!!

      Stop with the Bush bashing, pick up any Econ 101 book, and read the section on "supply and demand". Things such as 9/11 and Clinton's dot-com bubble killed demand for IT. Those of us that work in IT took the risk that the bubble would burst. It burst, time to lick our wounds and move on! Either find another IT job (like myself and others that used to work with me did), or change your career field!

  161. Lesson 1 by GeneralCern · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why yes, my login name is rm -R *. It was my mother's maiden name.

  162. Endlessly ratcheting up competition==ponzi scheme by Cryofan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do you not see that? Telling everyone to continue to compete harder and harder and harder is a Ponzi Scheme?

    What is EVERYONE works as hard as they possibly can? The bottom half stills gets cut off. That is a game that has no winners, in the end.

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  163. like my VP recently said... by holy_smoke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "To make us more successful and allow the reorganization of our North American workforce to match the global business environment, we need to enable our partners for success. We need you to enable them, help them do better. Don't do it _for_ them, but teach them. You know the saying: "give a man a fish...(you know the rest)" This will make us a success."

    I was wondering to myself the whole time his mouth was moving, "does he really believe we are this stupid?"

    (and yes, he was speaking with a straight face)

    GAWD...

    --
    Is the juice worth the sqeeze?
  164. What a jerk by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    You were paid to produce what you did, the company owns the work.

    Why would you degrade yourself by sinking to sabotage?

    Better you resign the moment they announce the news to you and find another job as fast as possible.

    --
    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
    1. Re:What a jerk by Mr_Cheeky · · Score: 0

      If you resign you don't get severance and unemployment insurance. It's a bribe, you have to train them to get the above.

    2. Re:What a jerk by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      The company will explain that it's nothing personal, it's only about survival, and they need to do this to assure their finances.

      Leave without being mean. Explain that it's nothing personal; you're just looking out for yourself, and you can't spend any more time helping the company because it's smarter for you to move on immediately to somewhere where you have a future, etc...

      If they REALLY need you to train the guy, come back as a consultant (at a huge rate increase) to do it.

      Also, depending on the place where you live, you might still be able to get unemployment benefits.

      But lastly, don't base your actions on "I HAVE to do this or I get screwed"

      Make your OWN options.
      An attitude like that sells you a lot quicker on the job-market than an "I'm a victim, please give me pity/handouts" will.

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      I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  165. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    It's simple really. It is not the value of the argument that is important, but who you are attacking.
    For instance, one can attack rich people ad inifinitum with no recourse or counter-claim. Poor people however are no man's land because they are 'poor' and can't possibly be to blame for their own circumstances. Rich people exploited them. Duh?

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    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  166. I am training my replacements by fildo · · Score: 1

    I am training my replacements - all three of them. Apparently my company is paying less for three Indian workers. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

  167. my experience as a self-employed slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I decided to employ myself to avoid situations like this. But if you decide to do subcontract work for someone, make sure you don't sign a work-for-hire agreement. What this does is sign over your rights to the content you've created. It's basically as if you didn't even create it. All of your inventions and hard work are handed over and in some contracts you aren't even allowed to claim any credit for the creations, even in a portfolio/resume.

    While I didn't do much training, I did end up in a similar situation as this article. The corporation grew in size, hiring more people, including "interns" and people from other countries. Suddenly I was asked for the source code of the project I was working on, and all previous projects. Next thing you know I'm no longer needed.

    Despite the hype, a sole proprietorship doesn't necessarily equate to freedom. The signs of bondage are all around us. I've decided to do my best not to work for anyone, and not to hire anyone. The sooner we can eradicate the word, "boss", the better. It's far more fulfilling to invent projects, make them become a reality, and enjoy the fruits of your own labor than to sign your body over to some other entity, do whatever they say, and have your fruits taken from you.

    Oh well, I've said enough, now I must do my taxes.

  168. Bad Training = Lawsuit? by Emperor+Tiberius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, then on the flipside...if you provide the employee with "bad" training then isn't it remotely possible you provide the company some recourse to sue you? As the other posters have mentioned it's certainly not a good idea to sabotage your former co-workers, even if you've been the one wronged. You risk hurting any potential references you had at that company in addition to opening yourself up for litigation.

    1. Re:Bad Training = Lawsuit? by borgheron · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not remotely possible for them to sue. The best they can say is "you didn't do your job when you trained this guy". Then again... if the guy doesn't speak good english or there is another language barrier, then how can you be expected to *force* them to understand what you're saying.

      Also, it's very difficult to prove someone was trained "badly". How much the person picks up is entirely up to them. If the person is so daft and just doesn't "get it" in the time allotted, oh well... what's a guy to do?? ;)

      Also, if you're training your replacement, your co-workers will likely being doing the same thing soon, so there's no worry about "sabotaging" them, since they'll be joining you shortly in the unemployment line. :)

      GJC

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      Gregory Casamento
      ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  169. Fuck the "customer". by gr3y · · Score: 1

    Seriously, the customer has to learn that the reckless pursuit of lower prices, and conversely, the reckless pursuit of profit by shareholders, has consequences.

    Walmart is the appropriate retail outlet for cheap, plastic, Chinese junk. But the average citizen needs to learn that what Walmart really represents is a vast income redistribution scheme, and the income that's being redistributed is theirs, to the third world. I'm in favor of raising the standard of living everywhere, but I do not believe that the global economy is a zero sum game and that some must lose so that others can gain.

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    Slashdot is my Mercer Box.
    1. Re:Fuck the "customer". by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      The fact is that money moving into or out of a region means jack squat, if alot of money leaves the US economy then people get paid less and stuff costs less, money coms in than wages go up and so do prices, what is important is how fast the money circulates within a region. the faster money circulates the more times it is used to pay someone or to purchase goods, and therefore the biggest enemies are sales tax and income tax because the create drag in the circulation of wealth, even saving money doesn't hurt much because most banks lend out a good portion of what is deposited.

      --
      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
  170. Polecats by annielaurie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My Aged Mum, who doesn't often use vulgarity, has a saying: "There's no use getting into a pissing match with a polecat." You can never raise as much of a stench as a skunk can; why bother trying?

    I'd have to say this was a perfect call for "work to rule." Seems to me in this case there's a lot to be said for giving exactly 100 percent--no more, no less. No extra miles need to be walked, nothing helpful needs to be volunteered, no uncompensated extra hours need to be worked. I'd arrive at 8:30 precisely and set the same standards for the immigrant worker as I would for a native-born worker. I would adhere to those as strictly as possible, with no quarter asked and none given. I'd take the prescribed lunch interval alone or with other friends and depart on the dot of 5:30.

    The very real angst and distress a person might be feeling is probably best saved for real friends and off-work hours. The few satisfactions here involve preservation of one's own integrity and self-respect while leaving an organization that has laid aside both of those qualities.

    Anne

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    DUCT TAPE: The Election Supervisors' Secret Weapon
    1. Re:Polecats by i+wanted+another+nam · · Score: 1

      Here here. Well said.

      --
      The image is a dream, the beauty is real. Can you see the difference?
  171. The companies that do this are dumb. by Flower · · Score: 1

    You have just provided a probably irate and now possibly malicious user continued access to your software development process. This is just a poor security practice imnsho. Under the circumstances it would be best to have a clean break with the employee and have the additional cost and time of getting the offshoring personnel up to speed already penned in on your project plan.

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    I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
  172. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Muttley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I disagree with your economic rationalist approach that there are people fundamentally 'worth' $4/hr. Perhaps there are people who are desperate enough to work for that wage, but that doesn't mean since they will bear that wage, they are worth that amount.

    Minimum wages are there to prevent workers getting underpaid when desperate for work. The downside is that raising the minimum wage may increase costs to such an extent that workers are laid off, and one could argue getting $5/hr is better than getting $0/hr. However, placing all wage-fixing rights in the hands of the employer, can quickly lead to 'like it or lump it' starvation level wages.

    In addition you state 'these people would not make one penny more if there was no minimum wage law'. That may be true, but they could stand to make a lot of pennies less.

    M.

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    M.
  173. Fear vs. Motivation by salesgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Being faced with the threat of real competition and the prospect of losing your job is a feeling that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. That said, instead of cowering, wake up and do something about the situation:

    * Turn fear into motivation. Instead of cowering and waiting for the pink slip, get motivatied.

    * Upgrade your skills - particularly your people and business skills.

    * Sieze the opportunity to outsource yourself. Start a company. Make your own outsourcing deal: lower your former employer's costs the way you always talk about at lunch and keep the work local!

    * Work on plugging your business unit or self into the revenue generation side of the business. Hint: IT is typically a huge cost center that senior management is rarely satisfied with.

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    -- $G
  174. Cheap foreign garbage. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It looks like a real dilemma where if you refuse to hire your replacement, you are fired without severance and are ineligible for unemployment benefits, and if you quit, you don't receive severance and are ineligible for unemployment.

    A dilemma, eh? (No, I'm not from Canada.) The answer is so simple, I'm surprised nobody has thought of this...

    All you have to do is teach your replacement all the wrong and worst ways to do things. In the meantime (even if you have to work extra at home to accomplish this), you continue to do all of your work, so it looks like the foreign replacement is getting the hang of things and doing them right, but for less money. Management thinks the cheap labor is ready to take over, and they fire you. Next thing they find out: Big damages. And they, the MANAGEMENT, gets in big trouble with the higher-ups, or with the shareholders, or, if it's a small business, the business loses a lot and could go down. In the meantime, you get your severage package, and before you get fired, you start looking for your new job.

    This might seem like a really mean, rude, and nasty thing to do, but think of it this way: The more businesses are damaged by cheap foreign labor, the more they'll be inclined to STOP DESTROYING THE DOMESTIC ECONOMY and hire people over friggen here. And you're getting a job somewhere where hopefully they won't treat you like some kind of garbage.

    1. Re:Cheap foreign garbage. by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      No..you don't run...you come back at 3x the price as a "consultant."

      Mwahahahahaha

      As the Despair Inc. poster says, "Consulting: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem."

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      "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet
  175. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by kommakazi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What reasonable person is willing to work for $4/hour aside from someone freshly here from Mexico or some similar place who doesn't know any better? Yeah it's a real big problem that employers can't take advantage of people by paying them an unreasonably low wage they cannot live decently off of... If anyone is actually looking to get paid $4 an hour, they ought to move to a third world country with few/no labor laws where they can be treated as they wish.
    I never said it was a small task to be a CEO, but look at it this way: these companies that thrive off of minimum wage labor would not be able exist without it. Whats the use of a good CEO without the minimum wage workers to do the grunt work? There is none... I agree their job is hard and important, but I also believe that in far too many cases they are paid too much. They should certainly still be well paid and the deserve it, but it ought to be kept reasonable....look at the airlines....why did the government have to bail them out? oh yeah, so their CEO's could keep their nice fat paychecks rolling in...

  176. Train my replacement? by luckyleprecon666666 · · Score: 1

    Sorry I have a case of the "mondays" and I could program a virus that would rip that place off big time... Why waste my time training them if they are getting the job they should get the job if they have the knowldge Say Hello to outsourcing....

  177. Re:Train them poorly - not.. by tuomoks · · Score: 1

    "Train your replacement well." - A very good advice as ther rest. 30+ years in developement - many times I have hired, trained, educated people and later on found that I work for them - pays back, every time. It really pays to make friends - they may go up in ladder for what ever reasons. Yes - they may be paid more but do they have as much fun - what I hear when going for a drink with them - mostly not. just my $0.02..

  178. Re:Endlessly ratcheting up competition==ponzi sche by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    Telling everyone to continue to compete harder and harder and harder is a Ponzi Scheme?

    Try working smarter. You can work as hard as you want to - but you will likely end up burnt out and unemployed.

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    -- $G
  179. train your own replacement by brieirish · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since SBC is working without a contract at the moment people have been calling SBC's DLS tech centers, 877 722 3755 asking workers there to pass on this message that "SBC DSL customers are in the United States and the SBC DSL support work should be too." If you go to 4 yrs of college to be compter or DSL tech and there is no jobs who do they think will buy their product no matter how cheap it is? Management directed employees to reply that "your call has been noted." But DSL employees, who work for contractors, also were warned not to say where they are located, who they work for or to give out any other information. "If any information is given, disciplinary action will take place, this is considered zero tolerance," was the directive from management. Many DSL workers supported CWA's (the SBC union)position because they were going to lose their jobs in a few weeks anyway. Workers at one center told of how they had to train their supervisor, then learned their jobs were going overseas to India. Obviously, SBC doesn't want customers to know that it's shifting jobs overseas, so it's trying to limit any conversation about the subject. The public certainly wants to know, not to mention the DSL workers who are losing their jobs to overseas centers. The CEO of SBC made 53 million last year! I am calling them to tell them if I can't talk to an american I don't want their service. Talk about corporate greed in action!

    1. Re:train your own replacement by base3 · · Score: 1

      Send via SBC's web form: I read the following comment on a weblog. As a technical worker, an American, and an SBC customer, these charges concern me. Is SBC actively outsourcing SBC jobs and engaging in the duplicity the quoted paragraph below describes? (followed by the text of your comment) I'll note here in the unlikely event I receive a reply

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      One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
    2. Re:train your own replacement by base3 · · Score: 1

      The message below answers the question in the affirmative, with lots of PR-flowery wiggle language.

      Hello

      Thanks for your inquiry.

      SBC Communications employs nearly 170,000 people across our 13
      states. We're proud to be a major employer in many of the areas in
      which we operate. We're proud of our longstanding cooperative
      relationship with the unions that represent a majority of our
      employees. And we're proud to play a role as a leading corporate
      citizen in the communities in which we live and work.

      In this very competitive time for the telecommunications industry,
      we're taking whatever steps we can to contain costs.

      Like many large employers, we outsource some of our work in order to
      best serve our customers and our shareholders and to maintain the
      company's ongoing viability. In some cases our suppliers place this
      work in other countries. Ultimately, this process allows us to
      remain competitive, continue to provide our customers quality
      service, and still protect our existing employee base.

      Your SBC Online Service Representative
      Hours of operation: 8 am to 5 pm CST Monday-Friday

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      One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
    3. Re:train your own replacement by brieirish · · Score: 1

      yep it is true, they have outsourced at least 3000 technical jobs, this has been going on for the last year and a half. If you are an SBC customer go the the dsl online help and just pretend you have a problem with your dsl... the person you are typing to is in India. There was a article in the Sacramento Bee this summer regarding how may jobs are being lost to India and the Phillipines. They article states although the call center would not give the names of their customers they are mainly Texax based telcom companies that can get college graduates for $200-300 per month. They had photos and showed how they even provide them with Texas info newspapers, TV etc so they were currently up with sports, weather etc. I also find this very disturbing on a variety of levels (privacy, secrecy of communication, billing info etc).

    4. Re:train your own replacement by brieirish · · Score: 1

      Here is a Texas Newspaper link one of many I found http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_ id=43C1AE71-64CB-4E0B-80C2-F57F5C857B22

    5. Re:train your own replacement by brieirish · · Score: 1

      this one is even better! http://www.axcessnews.com/business_040404.shtml

  180. Re:A third option - wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why the most of the IT world needs to get out from under the CFO's thumb and become a real branch of the company rather than just simply data janitors.
    All companies need to dispose of the standard model and get a CIO board member somewhat free from the bean counting lunacy of the accounting Pakleds.

    Currently, there are laws to protect US citizens from technology immigrants. Companies must demonstrate that there are no qualified local citizens available by advertising vacant positions for a short period of time. Once the time is up, they may then heir there H1b applicants. Yes, I know they get around this many ways, such as sending the jobs overseas and manipulating vacancy requirements but, what I'm getting at is that we must get as cagy and forceful as these greedy pricks.

    Go out there and form IT unions and PAC's, hier good lawyers and clobber the selfish, greedy little managerial types. Contrary to what many of them claim, the companies will not dry up and blow away when forced to accept American employment. Money will simply shift from one part of the company, preferably overpaid CEO's and such, to IT. If they try to move overseas simply flex your collective political muscle and prevent them.
    I doubt the economy would suffer much from putting the hammer down on the fat cats but maybe collectively we can make the Pakleds suffer the anguish of having to settle for a cheap Lincoln rather than a pricy Mercedes instead of the average IT shmuck worrying about the next mortgage payment.

    One nice bit of irony though; many of the bean counting Pakleds will eventually suffer once this yet another dead-end variant fad of outsourcing collapses. I wonder what the next trick, wonder plan is the MBA's will come up with to suck up more of the wealth that should be used to pay IT and other workers proper wages.

  181. Let them do it themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't know I was going to be replaced. Until it happened. But, till the last day I was kept busy on their largest customer. Now their ex-customer. I told them that I could deliver on-time and document it later or document it now and deliver later. Mind you I was working 15+ hours at least 3 days a week. Plus on 24/7 pager.

    They complained that I didn't document everything in my exit interview. I had to rig many things at my bosses full knowledge. And the specs constantly changed. It is amazingly frightful how far you can push things when you aren't given the money, but it requires constant management.

    I guess now I don't care. I run my own corporation and work close to home. I guess my thought is they will pay for their own incompentence w/o my help.

  182. references by Rebel_Rebel · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed being given 1 week a to train my replacement on VCS, Sendmail, anti-spam tools, pSeries Lpars, and Sun E6800s. It was a good thing he had an NT backgroud I'm sure he's doing just great now! Was a very enjoyable last week. Anyway..... All of IT was outsourced, from Director on down. So we all have great job references. Why would burning bridges really matter anyway? All they are alowed to say anymore is "yes s/he worked here from date x to date Y". No one gives references anymore. The only real references are the names you personally give to your prospective new employer.

  183. Bad Vibes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am suprised nobody has performed a denial of service attack against the companies outsourced partner. I am not advocating this action, but considering all the bad vibes that come out of the other post, I am suprised an all out IT war has not occured... Ive Seen the Enemy and They Are Us

  184. OMFG!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indians are coming!!!

  185. continuously "working smarter" == ponzi scheme by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    I can see you are not familiar with the concept of a "limit".....

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
    1. Re:continuously "working smarter" == ponzi scheme by Saeger · · Score: 3, Insightful
      He also doesn't seem to be familiar with the notion that this time it's different - that everybody can't simply retrain for a new job like between the last few economic shifts, because the bar has been raised so much higher: outsourcing, huge productivity increases, and automation mean that it will increasingly be the case that not everyone who needs a job to survive will be able to get one, and yet welfare remains a dirty word.

      I'm with Marshall Brain, and others, in thinking that we should eventually phase in a basic living wage (not 'welfare'), rather than letting our fellow man starve simply because he's unproductive dead weight.

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      Power to the Peaceful
    2. Re:continuously "working smarter" == ponzi scheme by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      At the end of the day, when you stop trying to find better ways to do things, you lose because someone else will figure out a better way. It's why you don't ride a jack-ass to work, hunt with a spear, and write with bear claw on a clay tablet. It's also why you HAVE to always be improving yourself.

      It's not a ponzi scheme. It's evolution.

      Sucks doesn't it?

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      -- $G
    3. Re:continuously "working smarter" == ponzi scheme by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      this time it's different

      No, I just don't see that it is different. How is offshoring services different than manufacturing cars, t-shirts, or cheap components overseas? How is increasing productivity different than say, the invention of the assembly line (that put a butt-load of businesses out of business), the telephone, etc?

      Losing your job sucks - and is certain to be a part of life at least once if you let it.

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      -- $G
    4. Re:continuously "working smarter" == ponzi scheme by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      How is offshoring services different than manufacturing cars, t-shirts, or cheap components overseas?

      Simple - to switch jobs in those industries requires almost zero personal investment. You graduate from free public education and then you get trained by your employer to do a job.

      On the other hand, suppose you just got out of school $40,000 in debt as a programmer, and you lose your job after six months, only to find no other jobs available. Are you going to go back to school for another 4 years to become a lawyer or a doctor?

      Suppose you lose your job at age 35-40. Now what do you do? You can't possibly survive until retirement age. You probably can't afford to go back to college again since you may have family/house/etc. And if you do go back to college it will probably deplete much of your retirement savings - just postponing your financial problems.

      The problem is that there is no social network for helping to retrain people who have highly skilled jobs. Also - somebody who is a proficient programmer might not be proficient in an entirely different industry.

      The problem with pure capitalism is that it places no value on life for life's sake - just for the value of what it can produce. Suppose somebody is born retarded. In a pure capitalist society, they should be allowed to starve - they serve no useful purpose.

      I have many friends who would never be proficient programmers, and some who are only mediocre in their best profession. Does that mean that they aren't good friends? Hardly.

      America has enough money to take care of people who have job problems. That isn't to say that we can afford to eliminate the incentive to work - no nation can afford to do that. This is the problem with many communisitic approaches. However, there has to be an outlet for people who spent a fortune on their career only to find that it has ended.

    5. Re:continuously "working smarter" == ponzi scheme by IceAgeComing · · Score: 2

      It's not a ponzi scheme. It's evolution.

      Sucks doesn't it?


      Yes, absolutely it sucks for everyone. Just maybe not right away.

      In the short term, a few will do well and be happy. In the long term, everyone will suffer. I guess that's OK because we'll all be long gone. The joke's on our descendants. Ha ha, suckers!

      The world is full of examples where "best" short term strategy == very bad long term strategy. In my town, the groundwater is radioactive because some company needed to maximize their profit margins a few decades ago. The island nation of Nauru is 90% wasteland because they allowed mining companies to remove almost all of their potassium-rich topsoil for lots of money in the 70's and 80's. They've now burned through all that money, and they have to import all their food and drinking water from Australia by jet because nothing will grow there.

      Oh, and here's a gem from today:

      Greenland ice cap 'doomed to meltdown'

      I'd suggest not planning on passing any waterfront property down through your family, unless you're planning to have them start a shrimp or oyster farm.

    6. Re:continuously "working smarter" == ponzi scheme by BlackHawk · · Score: 1
      • Simple - to switch jobs in those industries requires almost zero personal investment.
      Assuming that your time is worthless, yes. Mine isn't, but I see your point.
      • Suppose you lose your job at age 35-40. Now what do you do?
      And here is where the system really fails. Even if the money is there, and the training programs are there, how is this person, who was well into their career, ever going to survive while getting the training? Who's paying for the house, the car, the kids' education (and please, "free" public education isn't. Have you seen the fees lately?) or the health care needs?
      • Suppose somebody is born retarded. In a pure capitalist society, they should be allowed to starve - they serve no useful purpose.
      Which proves we don't live in a pure capitalist society, doesn't it? Retarded people don't starve here.
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      Believe nothing, not even if I say it, if it violates your sense of reason -- Buddha

    7. Re:continuously "working smarter" == ponzi scheme by salesgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Simple - to switch jobs in those industries requires almost zero personal investment.

      Often times several years of OJT is required to switch blue colar jobs. Unplanned job changes SUCK for everyone and just because you went to college doesn't change that. Have some respect for the workin' man.

      On the other hand, suppose you just got out of school $40,000 in debt as a programmer, and you lose your job after six months, only to find no other jobs available. Are you going to go back to school for another 4 years to become a lawyer or a doctor?

      You are confusing working smarter with improving your education. I can assure you that having more degrees does in no way make you a smarter worker. It does however mean that you are more educated.

      Suppose you lose your job at age 35-40. Now what do you do? You can't possibly survive until retirement age.

      My God, do you actually think losing your job is a permenant affliction? Ever hear of a career change? Of course, all the automotive people were whining the same whine when IT was booming and their industry had plateaued. Now it's IT while healthcare is booming. Next the healthcare people will complain while some other sector booms.

      You probably can't afford to go back to college again since you may have family/house/etc.

      Now we are getting to the meat of the problem: how people manage money! The real problem with today's economy is that a lot of people live 90 days from bankruptcy. Most of the time it's because of choices they make to have stuff or to do things earlier in life than they should. Here's how to fix the situation:

      Step 1: SELL THE HOUSE. If you are upside down on your house, you are probably loaded with debt. Get it over with and realize that you are bankrupt and see an attorney. Time to start over.

      Step 2: Sell the Lexus, SUV and Minivan. Stop making $600-900/mo in car payments. Get a late '90s saturn with low miles or something you can afford now that your life has changed.

      Step 3: Adjust your lifestyle to fit your income. Live well below your means, not at your means. Take the kids out of Karate, gymnastics, off-season soccer, softball, baseball, basketball and cancel the $5,000 vacation you take every year. Stop eating out all the time while you are at it.

      And if you do go back to college it will probably deplete much of your retirement savings - just postponing your financial problems.

      Here's the deal: going to school, getting a high paying job with a good 401 K doesn't work. If your value is based on what you know, then when what you know has little value, what happens to your career? Why go down the same road twice?

      It sets you up to retire with $150K in the bank after you pay off all the debt from financing junior's college. $150K will pay for maybe half of the bill when you have major health problems. If you want to prosper, work on developing asset income. Start business. Buy income properties. Write a book, screenplay or some music. Learn to work the stock market. Set up an income that isn't dependent on the good graces of an employer.

      However, there has to be an outlet for people who spent a fortune on their career only to find that it has ended.

      It's called get a new career - the same outlet that is open to the blue collar people who according to you make "zero personal investment in themselves". You could learn a lot from them: they adapt to the times.

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      -- $G
  186. Train to Train to Train? by diffractX · · Score: 1

    While channeling the spirit of Wally. You could start with how to appear busy, talking up doing nothing and finally ways to screw any replacement you may have to train.

  187. Unemployment and Severance by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Forget about things there is no future in -- unemployment ends and severance runs out. The best you can do is maintain a good reference, which most employers will not allow today (just start/end employment dates and salary). Do your duty to your employer and leave. Instead concentrate on the future: you next job but also your next career. Try to figure out why your last position could be replaced by someone who doesn't necessarily grasp the intracacies of the society for whom he (usually) now works. Could it be that trade school certificate with no education in humanities, business, economics, physics, literature, language...you know, things commonly found in a broad-based university education? Could it be that you don't have a grasp of the intracacies of the society you *used to* work in works?

    In the mid-90's I had the opportunity to volunteer with freshmen at junior colleges. Many times the discussion of whether to suffer through the long years of university or take the relatively short (and easy) trek through tech school -- with the advantage of have a job right out of school -- came up. My response then was the same it is now: tech schools train you how to use a tool; universities offer the chance to learn to think. While you won't have a job right out of school, you won't be loosing a job with no where to go when the tools change; and in technology the tools change!

    How can you have faith in an education promoted to people who have the time and inclination to watch Day-Time Television wherein they are told they, too, can have a High Paying Job right out of school! Amazing! You can take DTTv'ers and make them MCSE's in two years and they can earn "Big Bucks"...uh, huh. Overinflated salaries earned by minimally skilled inexperienced workers; no wonder companies are dealing with time shifts, language barriers, cultural disconnects -- they were already having to put up with slightly retouched Jerry Springer regulars!

    Instead, round out your development with a dash of human life experience. It is amazing how much more you can do with technological tools if you have experience doing that thing first without the technology. Look it -- you can learn all about Gimp but unless you have talent you're still not an artist. Teach an artist how to use digital tools...then you're in for some fun. Say, Maya's been available for how many years now to whosoever wants to grab it? How many tech grads have produced 1/5th what an experienced filmographer has with the same tool, even if the arist began not knowing how to hold the mouse when she began?

    Think about it. Learn how to do something, then learn how to do it better with technology. Now, go do the right thing.

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    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  188. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Milo77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure - let the CEOS rake it in as long as we the people can decide how much of their profits we can feed back in to the economy via government programs we deem worthwhile. The problem is, the CEOs continue to pay their salaries by finding ways to pay a lower and lower wage. At the same time, they are also politically controlling the tax rate so that the tax burden is shifting from them to the middle and lower classes. We're all going to quickly be in position where we're all making a lot less, and any relief we're receiving via entitlements is increasingly funded out of percentages of our own paychecks. As far as I can tell, the only real disagreeable part of all this is that we don't get a say - or at least no real say. Think of the peoples ability to raise taxes on the rich as a safety valve. When too much wealth begins to accumulate in the upper echelons, the people can adjust the tax rate to stimulate the circulation of the cash. As the wealth becomes more evenly dispersed, enough people will be happy with their wages and taxes will begin to adjust again. This is why capitalism requires democracy to work correctly. Unfortunatly, without campaign reform this safety valve is broken and the poor will keep getting poorer and the rich, richer. When democracy is broken, capitalism is broken...

  189. Sounds all too familar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have coworkers who are going through this right now. I may have to face it in the near future! Corporate Greed!

  190. Ob. Simpsons Quote by swingkid · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way." - Homer J.

  191. Take a step back and look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the wild west all over again. Cowboys and Indians with a new spin. Indians are playing the part of the cowboys, and American I.T. workers are playing the part of native americans. The U.S. is accepting trinkets for what is really valuable, and didn't start to fight it until it was already in full swing.

    It will be interesting to watch this unfold.

  192. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1
    What reasonable person is willing to work for $4/hour aside from someone freshly here from Mexico or some similar place who doesn't know any better?

    Teenagers. Minimum wage effects at least an order of magnitiude more teenagers than single moms with 4 kids.

    It's unforunate that some people make more money than others, but every attempt to equalize wages has ended in monumental failure. Furthermore even if you were to redistribute the wages of the mulitmillionaires to the minimum wage employees it would scarcely amount to a significant amount.

    Getting paid 'too much' doesn't really mean anything. Too much by your standards? What does that mean? CEOs make crucial decisions all the time, decisions that can result in millions gained or lost. They are worth every penny providing they do this job well. If they don't, they are the ones that suffer for it. (BTW I also disagee with bailing out business with government funds).
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    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  193. This happens over and over by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the USA, where the managerial class seems to be specifically bred to be missing significant portions of their brains, it happens all the time that employees are ordered to train their replacements. Then they are fired or terminated for chickenshit and denied unemployment benefits.

    This happened to me when I the small company that I was working for got taken over by its German parent company. The new six-foot eight-inch 30-year-old 'manager' came in and reassigned everyone to really stupid and degrading restructured positions. Then as they complained, each employee was fired.
    Then the fuckhead went out of his way to ensure that the fired employees couldn't get unemployment benefits, even when it wouldn't cost the company anything (I looked into this and it was true) and the employees had been working profitably for as many as seven years. He said that Germany was ruined by socialists and now that he was in the US, he could run the place like a 'pure capitalist'. I considered reminding him that just firing people on a whim and then making sure that that couldn't get benefits was not such a good idea in a country where everybody had a gun collection, but I decided that I really didn't need the weird shit that would come from such a comment so easily misunderstood by a foreigner.
    Sure enough the viruses, lawsuits, crank calls, and all sorts of nastiness started happening within a few weeks. Then the sales dropped off. Then the stock price went from 66 Euros to 1.5 Euros in a 12 month period (it's bounced back to 4.5 Euros).
    Then it was my turn to jump into the tree chipper.

    What a nightmare. No wonder people go postal!

    1. Re:This happens over and over by corbettw · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In the USA,

      Ah, you're going to relate an anecdote about an American manager who screwed you over. We've all been there, brother. Word.

      where the managerial class

      Where the what what? What's a managerial class? Last time I checked, in this country few people get jobs in management at companies because of who their parents are. In fact, the vast majority of people I've known in management (including myself) worked their way there.

      This happened to me when I the small company that I was working for got taken over by its German parent company. The new six-foot eight-inch 30-year-old 'manager' came in and reassigned everyone to really stupid and degrading restructured positions. Then as they complained, each employee was fired.

      Wait, a German comes in, screws a bunch of people over, and quite possibly breaks half a dozen labor laws in the process, and you blame America for this? I think you need to step back and rethink the moral of your story, there, Sparky. All you've shown is that assholes abound, regardless of country of origin.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    2. Re:This happens over and over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed his point. The German thought he was acting how an American manager should act, under "pure capitalism", and IMO he wasn't far off the mark for how many American managers do act in practice.

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is a managerial class. The fact that it renews itself with new recruits such as yourself doesn't refute this fact: it reinforces it. Though I'll bet you're way, way, way down on the managerial pecking order (the truly rich and powerful don't waste their time posting on Slashdot!).

      The biggest @ssholes in American management DO tend to be "inbred": their parents get them plum spots in top universities due to who they are. The very definition of class priveledge.

      You think we don't have class problems in the USA? You're pretty ignorant. Our "meritocracy" is in fact a nice figleaf, like democracy, to hide what is really going on.

    3. Re:This happens over and over by Caseyscrib · · Score: 2, Funny

      sounds like this guy.

  194. I know an employer who had this happen to them ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    One of my clients had fired a programmer on staff for repeated lateness and other behavioral issues. Unfortunately for the client they told the programmer to start looking for a new job, instead of firing her immediately. This gave the programmer enough time to plant several "traps" that wound up costing the site close to 2 million in revenue by the time our group came in finally found all the issues. Things like disabling programs that report when certain customer charges fail, changing charge codes in a database so they fail, changing pricing ... etc. Really obscure changes that were unnoticed in the flow of tens of thousands transactions a day.

    Funny thing is ... no stink was ever made publicly by the upper management when they found out, since it would have been their asses on the line for not noticing the drop in revenue. Brushed under the carpet which is pretty common in the corporate world.

  195. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  196. We hate, hate, hate that - "Train My Replacement" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More and more IT people in USA are becoming beggars. I am not talking about foreign IT people living in USA.

  197. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    Raising taxes against the rich often increases revenue very slightly, if it increases revenue at all. The problem is people do not like being taxed, and will leave the country if the burden is too much. This results in a net loss of tax revenue if enough people do it. Furthermore when you no longer are making anymore money with each subbsequent raise (due to moving up in tax brackets) what incentive do you have to strive for excellence?

    Finally your last point is incorrect. The poor have been getting steadly richer, and the rich have been getting richer as well.

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    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  198. heh! what foreigners? by potsmaster · · Score: 1

    my (ex)employer had me hire and train my replacement and without any offshoring being involved (although the replacement was an ex-brit). as they continue to implode, i'm still hoping the bankrupcy courts will eventually deal with them...

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    REPORT ALL OBSCENE MESSAGES TO YOUR POTSMASTER
  199. Preach it, brother, PREACH IT!!! by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    "Shut down the country" is EXACTLY what we need to do.

    Has it been done before? Yes, in the Scandanavian social democracies!

    Here is it all is, right here. Just read it, brethren, just read it:

    http://www.american-pictures.com/english/racism/ ar ticles/welfare.htm

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  200. You got what you voted for... by cutecub · · Score: 1

    Now bend over and take it like a man.

    1. Re:You got what you voted for... by 09za+ · · Score: 0

      Tis true..We All Be gettin' Screwed..Betrayed By The Silver Spoons..I Hope It's Over Soon

    2. Re:You got what you voted for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got what you voted for...

      No, I voted for Kodos.

  201. Okay, great. by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Point me to the last trade union that was formed in the break room of a 20-employee startup company, and I'll be the first to do what those guys did.

    --
    Breakfast served all day!
  202. Georgia cheap? by puto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As someone who works for a technology company who has a an office in Atlanta. AND whos CEO is on the constant push to move him up there. I beg to differ.

    Our office is in Buckhead, and within a 60 mile readius there is nothing cheap in Atlanta nor in most of Georgia.

    After doing the cost of living expenses for the quality of life I maintain in Florida, my salary would have to raise 25k a year from its current level so I can live in the same manner I enjoy in Florida.

    Granted georgia does have some backwoods areas but it does have its metropolitans as well. I suggest you visit something other than the airport.

    And as for the car unions. Hell, I agree with you. Though, I still personally have a hard time buying American cars, as my japanese ones have caused far less trouble than the american counterparts. And trust me, I have owned from just about every major auto manufacturing country.

    Also, unions are good. But they also foster whiny bitches. No one says a job has to be fun or interesting, just safe.

    Puto

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    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
  203. am I really suppose to cry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that a bunch of simple ASPX jobs are being outsourced, because they are no brainers? Those with solid skills, breadth and depth of knowledge can always find work. Problem is the majority of the people do not have expertise in complex or large systems. This whole C# is cheaper and eaiser to development is exactly the kind of project that will get outsourced because it's being marketed at "it's so simple anyone junior developer can produce a good website." Whereas hardcore applications still require people with years of experience and lots of battle scars. Someone who has worked on Databases for DB2 or Oracle don't have to worry about loosing their job. You're typical IIS moneky boy need to look both ways and make sure they don't get run over by the off-shoring bus.

  204. Re:If you are already laid off how can you be fire by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

    Or do a half assed job. Tell the replacement you usually sit around all day playing tetris.

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    Slashdot is proof that Sturgeon's Law applies to mankind.
  205. Burning Bridges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Employers are very good at picking out the vulnerable, abusable employees... especially in the USA. Just bought a house? Haha, we know you can't miss a payment! Having twins? Haha, you're ripe for the abusing! No kids or significant other? Great! We can work you into the ground!

    Your wife is an attorney? OK, you can have the afternoon off.

  206. This URL shows how the Danes shut down Denmark by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    http://www.american-pictures.com/english/racism/ar ticles/welfare.htm

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  207. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    People decide how much they are worth. If no one wants to hire you for $5/h, then by what rationale are you economically 'worth' $4/h? You may be worth $4/h to you, to your friends, or on some metaphysical level, but that doesn't matter if no one wants to hire you. That's why the economic rationalist approach is appropriate, if not brash.

    An employer can easily offer whatever wage they want, 'starvation level' or not. It seems unfair if someone voluntarily chooses to work at this wage, but you are making them no better off by not allowing the employment to take place at all.
    Now you can argue that the employer would hire that person at minimum wage but instead is 'exploiting' them by offering a wage that is much less and they have to take it. In reality when there are thousands of different employers competition drives wages up. Ostensibly greedy employers that refuse to pay more will suffer. Otherwise wouldn't all jobs pay minimum wage?

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    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  208. Information in parent is flawed by deacon · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Let's get something straight from the start:

    Companies do not "give you a reference"

    Companies will confirm or deny your date of employment, that is it.

    Why????

    DEFAMATION LAWSUIT!!!!

    How does this work?

    Glad you asked!

    You hire a law firm which specializes in defamation lawsuits. They hire a company which calls your old employer and asks them leading questions about you:

    Was she a drunk? Lesbian? Stole pencils? Republican? etc. etc...

    Then your lawyer files a defamation lawsuit based on the bullshit that your PHB spewed over the phone..

    Result:

    You get a few 10s or hundreds of K, your old PHB gets roasted with a blowtorch..

    Win Win!

    Remember, half the people on /. are like you, the other half are hired by your bosses to post misinformation to keep you in check and in line. These trolls can be recognized by post which say things like:

    You are not eligible for unemployment if you do not kiss your companies ass...

    The only people who decide what you are eligeble for are at the unemplyment office.

    CALL THEM!!!!

    God, If, when I was a dumb impressionable kid, I had a nickel for ever time I took some random persons (wrong!!) opinion as fact, rather than ACTUALLY CHECKING with the real authority involved, I'd have like 5 bucks of nickels, plus about 100K in real money.

    The saddest part, I guess, is that it is almost impossible to get kids today (no offense meant, seriously, I was one myself once) to listen to advice which empowers them rather than making them whores and bitches of their employers.

    Bah.

    Then again, I deserve it, cause I never listened to anyone older than me either.

    1. Re:Information in parent is flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to even call up a former employer in this Age of Google. Let's say I get a resume from somebody in the article. I punch her name into Google. WHOA! There's somebody with that name bad mouthing a former employer. Not just once, but repeatedly, to anyone who will listen. Now you double check the resume, yep same former employer. Do I need that headache? No way. It's a self-reinforcing martyrdom.

      While you're at it does anybody else remember the age of hiring people with a pulse? Maybe this former employee was one of those people. Maybe they were grossly overpaid. Maybe that person was an obvious target when times got tough.

    2. Re:Information in parent is flawed by maximilln · · Score: 1

      -----
      The only people who decide what you are eligeble for are at the unemplyment office
      -----
      I'm sorry, you've been misinformed.

      When you file a claim with the unemployment office they call the previous employer and ask "Is this a valid claim?" If the previous employer is not playing fair they'll say,"No". At this point your unemployment benefits have been denied. You have recourse. You are allowed to resubmit your claim. The unemployment office will again call the former employer and the former employer will again say "No". At this point you can no longer file another claim with the unemployment office.

      You have recourse. If you're a woman, a minority, or a person with a legally defined disability then you have a good case to get unemployment and the attorney will probably not require an up front investigation fee. If you're a single white heterosexual male with all of your teeth and brain cells the attorney will probably ask for a $10k retainer fee in advance. Unless you're a real good friend of the attorney they'll most likely take your money and run. There is almost no legal protection. Employment is always at will when you consider that an employer can always make up an excuse and, unless you have another $20k to pay the attorney to chase down subpoenas, you'll never be able to prove them wrong.

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      to listen to advice which empowers them
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      There are two ways to be empowered: 1) To have lots of money to begin with and not be bothered if your boss is skilled at psychological manipulation and harassment, or 2) To flat out not care if you have to lose everything you own and walk down the road. If you don't qualify in 1) or 2) then a properly skilled manager can always find a string to hold.

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  209. work for less...have more fun by 09za+ · · Score: 1

    Ask for a paycut to meet your replacements wages
    Some job better than no job
    I learned HTML in three nights
    I'm self employed
    I do this all the time...cut my prices
    That's why I'm poor and just got a computer
    Guess what?...I'd work for less if I had to

    1. Re:work for less...have more fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      >Ask for a paycut to meet your replacements wages

      Your replacement can afford a one-bedroom apartment, three meals a day, and maybe even a car payment on that wage. You on the other hand, are not even allowed to ask for that wage because it is well below the federally mandated minimum. If you did get it, you might qualify to live in a housing project and possibly, if you're very creative, could eat 3 meals a day. You won't even get all the perks of a welfare existence -- you'll be too busy at work to stand in line.

      Your replacement in India on the other hand, can enjoy a relative upper middle-class existence.

      You may not move to India, however. Or, even if you do, you'll still have to pay US taxes at the usual rate. You won't have Indian citizenship so what few perks there are, you won't get.

      It's too bad, really -- there's parts of India I'd really like to live in.

    2. Re:work for less...have more fun by 09za+ · · Score: 0

      Become a small business
      contract the work at a lower rate
      Do ALL the work yourself
      Use the deduction for "business use of home" even if you rent
      You may end up with a negative taxable income and pay only self employment taxes.
      You can't beleive how little I make

  210. How to get someone to train thier replacement. by Wargames · · Score: 1

    First you give your employee a small raise and a big new title "Manager of Technical Services Team". Second you tell him that he is going to be in charge of a team of new employees. He won't even have to work. He can get everyone to do his work for him. He can just sit back and design stuff!

    Once his charges have learned to do their job (his old job), he is expendable. He is also highly overpaid. Then you lay him off. Doesn't matter that he poured his blood sweat and tears into your company for 10 years without taking a single day off sick. Doesn't matter that he helped you make your first $10 million. Doesn't matter that he helped sell your product or made your customers happy. Doesn't matter that he saved your company several times or invented your latest product. What matters is he is obsolete and overpaid and bad for business. There is only one right thing to do. Fire him!

    The new employees don't have to be Indian. They don't have to be foreign. It happened to me!

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    -- Each tock of the Planck clock is a new world and here we are still life. --
  211. Another way of looking at it. by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should just be grateful you got to keep your overpaid position for so long and that you get to keep it for another month while you train your replacement.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Another way of looking at it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . . or maybe you shouldn't

  212. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you didn't have unions, the world would be stuck with the labor practices described by Charles Dickens, Upton Sinclair, Victor Hugo, Emile Zola, John Steinbeck and company. You know: 80 hour work-weeks, in poisonous conditions for slave-wages owed to company stores - while your children die without health care.

    Unions and Governments CREATED the middle-class as we know it.

    You may prefer serfdom, and the "good old days". Usual liberatarian fantasy bullsh*t.

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  213. train them badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Train them badly. Train them to do the job wrong. Feed them with lies about the stupidity of upper management. Make sure that before you leave your replacements want to fuck management over.

  214. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pity you.

    Your obvious delusion at what is going on and the difference in socio-economic status of big employers and their employees just makes me sad.

    Sad, because there are people out there like you, who can't see that things there always the bad with the good in anything. Yes there are some bad unions which are rather inflationary, but this is outweighed by the benefits of having unions, and the number of good unions out there.

    Sad because people like you let the companies get away with devaluing other people's lives.

  215. Re:I would start by teaching them our local custom by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    That reminds me; I was training a group of replacements in my department the day before they laid me off. The last day, we had to work late into the night to get everything taken care of. Finally, we all decided to stop at Pizza Hut on the way out. We were seated, and I did an extended stay in the men's room. When I came out, the foreign workers were sitting at the table masturbating. I asked what the hell they were doing. They said, "Can't you see? The sign says, first come, first served!"

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    Wh47 d1d j00 541, 31337 15n't t3h r0xor5 ne m0r3???
  216. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 0, Insightful
    Baaaaatter up!

    If minimum wage labor is worth so little

    Minimum wage employees generally aren't *worth* the lower limit set by the government. Minimum wage laws artificially raise the cost-of-living by raising the cost to produce products and services. They are inflexible impositions from on-high that stagnate the economy. Strike 1.

    then explain why the giant corporations

    Small business ("evil satan-spawn" is probably the term more familiar to you) makes up 99.7% of American employers and gives jobs to over 50% of the workforce. Strike 2.

    that are fueled by minimum wage labor

    Businesses are fueled by customers, not labor. Strike 3. Yer ouuuuta there! But let's give ya one more at-bat:

    yet their minimum wage employees are still struggling from paycheck to paycheck

    Better to struggle from paycheck to paycheck than not to get one at all. When minimum wages go up, employers cannot hire as many employees. (Or afford to stay in business at all. See also: move operations overseas.) And they cannot afford as much training and further education for the employees they already have. Those tend to be the people who really need the help. Whoops! Strike 1!

    All while CEOs of such companies are practically swimming in cash. If there's any wage that's inflated, it has to be that of a CEO and other top level management positions.

    Ah, you mean like the retired guy down the street in the 3 bedroom ranch-style? He runs his own business but I don't remember seeing any pools of money out back. Strike 2!

    Not to mention the benefits these people get....yeah it must be a real killer to offer that dental pla n to your employees when you are holding millions in stock options.

    Yes, everybody's just hoarding money so they don't have to give it to their disgusting employees. This isn't a Charles Dickens novel. Believe it or not, between the dental plans, health plans, retirement plans, overly strict worker's comp regulations, overly strict environmental regulations, mandated programs, union pressure, and constantly rising employee demands for wages and benefits, American businesses do find it difficult to employ Americans. Strike 3, hit the showers!

  217. CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT by Pizaz · · Score: 1

    Sue the bastards! Make 'em pay through the nose!

  218. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    That's OK, it's Slashdot. As has been noted by some witty poster or other, a backslash would have been more appropriate: it would lean to the left like most of the posters.

    Apropos: I notice that you have been modded down as "Offtopic." Congratulations. :-)

  219. an alternative by howhardcanitbetocrea · · Score: 1

    Of course, you could train them badly so they will fuck up all the good work you have done...that is training isn't it?

    --

    President ISES
    (International Society for Elimination of Sigs)
  220. Homer Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you don't like your job you don't quit, you just come in and do it really half-assed, that's the American way!"

  221. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 0, Troll

    Usual Marxist fantasy bullsh*t. Hard working individuals created the middle-class. Unions and governments simply get in the way. You can read my response to 'kommakazi' above for details.

  222. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Echnin · · Score: 1

    Likewise, when there are thousands of different unemployed people, competition drives wages down. If not for minimum wage, these wages would go waaay down. Look at England during the industrial revolution. Know your history.

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    Lalala
  223. train them? by splungent · · Score: 1

    Sure I'll train them. I might teach them all they know but not all I know.....

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    ./what?
  224. Or you could quit your whining and get on with it by NCFlipper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So your boss has decided that you either suck at your job or you cost too much for what they get out of you. But you've accumulated plenty of experience. What do you expect from your employers? They need to transfer the knowledge to the new guy, and you're still an employee. Why not get on with it, train the guy up and do a good job of it to get a decent reference for your next job?

  225. Exact rules for MN by bluGill · · Score: 3, Informative

    Minnesota rules I'm unemployed right now, so I have to go through these... the relavant parts:

    2. Partially or Totally Unemployed Through No Fault of Your Own Even with enough wages to qualify for unemployment benefits, the reason for your job separation could disqualify you from receiving benefits. Some reasons are:
    Quit without a good reason caused by the employer - Leaving for personal reasons or circumstances, not because it was the employer's fault.
    Discharged for misconduct - For actions such as continued, unexcused absences and/or tardiness; breaking company rules; neglect of duties; insubordination; being impaired by drugs or alcohol on the job; fighting; harassment.
    Refused a job or failed to apply for a suitable job without "good cause"- For refusing work that was suitable for you based on your work history, training, skills, ability, the pay scale in the local labor market, the distance to the job, and how long you have been out of work.
    On strike -When off work because you are a member of the striking union or are participating in the strike by honoring a picket line.
    NOTE: If you were not laid off due to lack of work from your last job, a Customer Service Center representative will contact you and your last employer for additional information. If you are disqualified from benefits because of a job separation, you will be mailed a written determination explaining the reason.

    I've also heard it from court papers that "if a reasonable person would quit in this situation" Thus you can quit if you are assigned a job that while you can do, is not safe. They might agree that being asked to train your replacement before you are laid off counts, or might not, hard to say. A reasonable person might not quit, but would agree that it is a reasonable thing to do, OTOH, it is a safe job that you are qualified to do. You better be able to prove they were intending to lay your off after this though.

    I wouldn't expect unemployment offices to have much sympathy for a company moving your job offshore though. They have some ability to make life hard on companies, but I'm not sure how much (likely very little)

  226. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by aastanna · · Score: 1

    Look at the US during the depression too. Read The Grapes Of Wrath, it's a great book.

  227. Re:If you are already laid off how can you be fire by Sigma+7 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Once you are notified that you are being laid off for no cause, how can you be fired for cause.


    Being laid-off without cause generally requires a two weeks notice, or a payment for two weeks of work (although this does differ depending on your location, among other factors.) It is generally considered your work terminates on this date if the notification route is chosen.

    When you perform a bad act after receiving the notice of termination, you can still get fired immediatly before your two weeks are up. This can be extremely rare, but is possible if you do something really bad.

    This doesn't apply on the two-week payment route - in that case you are already dismissed and have no power in the company. Anything you do after receiving payment would get you fired would be burning your bridges and make it harder for you to get a future job.
  228. if my company... by null-sRc · · Score: 1

    ..asked me to train my own replacement,

    my reaction would be swift...

    middle fingers soaring high, as i get the hell out of a place that can't seem to respect their own employees.

    --
    -judging another only defines yourself
  229. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree with some of your points. However, this doesn't make much sense:

    The poor have been getting steadly richer, and the rich have been getting richer as well.

    What do you mean by richer? Richer as weighted by the cost of living? Or as weighted by inflation? Or in absolute terms? Or relative to the most probable income? The distinction is very important as some imply a more equitable situation than others.

    --
    It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
    - Jerome Klapka Jerome
  230. Unionizing Won't Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If IT workers in the US unionize and start demanding more wages and benefits, etc., then that will push companies overseas faster. Especially if there are no US IT people outside the union.

    If IT workers start requiring that companies not use them to train their replacements, the effect will be that companies are more reluctant to hire IT workers in the US (because they know they'll be stuck with them for some time). Companies will have less confidence in IT workers here. They will turn to foreign countries for all new hires, since those new hires will train their replacements and thus be easier to lay off if necessary.

    Suppose you go to Grocery Store A and spend $500 a month on groceries. Then Grocery Store B opens across town, and you find you spend only $100 a month there. What can Grocery A do? They can lower their prices. They can shut down, so the resources that would have gone to them can go somewhere else. But that hurts! Or, they can use the government to shut down Grocery Store B.

    It's easy to prove that the government solution is harmful to the economy. If Grocery Store A is that much more expensive than Grocery Store B, and they are offering the same services (according to the customer), then it has to be that Grocery Store A is that much less efficient with resources, and that lack of efficiency is reflected in its prices. If people shift to Grocery Store B, then they are saving money, and Grocery Store B is rewarded for its efficiency. But banning Grocery Store B means not only hurting the people who run Grocery Store B -- people who ought to be honored for their efficiency -- but it also means hurting the grocery shopper, who now has to pay $400 for nothing every month. That money is, in effect, destroyed.

    Maybe Grocery A really is as efficient as Grocery B, but Grocery A has to pay much higher taxes. But that, too, is an inefficiency, even though it is not Grocery A's fault. It all comes out in the price.

    Now maybe Grocery Store A is you, the US IT professionals, and Grocery Store B is the offshore IT professionals. But here's another instance of this story: Grocery Store A is Microsoft and Grocery Store B is Open Source.

    I know, you guys just want to work at Grocery A and shop at Grocery B. But you can't have your cake and eat it too.

  231. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    Yes, and by instituting minimum wage you are causing even more unemployment and more poverty. Lower wages are the only solution to the problem of massive unempoyment. Better low wage than no wage.

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    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  232. stupid foreigners by nappingcracker · · Score: 1
    stupid foreigners, with their advanced hyper skills, crafty efficient work ethics, and low short term costs!

    i dunno, seems like theres been a lot of hate/blame them not us ads/articles/meh shoveled around. im so saturated that i just discount all that stuff (well, except to post lame stuff like this in response to said discounted stuff). yay greed [insert rant].
    screw it, im gonna eat some pills.

    --
    |plastic....or gasoline?|
    1. Re:stupid foreigners by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      I think programmer has been digging their own grave for a long time. They've been trained to write clean, efficient codes that can repair it so. The software go so robust that any foreigners, with the minimal training, can replace you and maintain your cleanly written software for you. Write like MS programmers, or write badly formatted softwares, now no one knows how to debug it, and no one will be able to fix it.

      Better yet, become an engineer, especially those dealing with transportation (lots of them). Malfunctions (in all form and size, even those that kills...) are a guarantee job security.

      --
      In US, you can easily buy enough major firearms to wipe out your neighbourhood but a few little fireworks are banned.
  233. Step one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) this is a power cord.
    2) you plug into this wall socket
    3) press this button to turn on the computer.
    .
    .
    .

    get the idea??

  234. training required? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if training is required, theyre not prepared to be your replacement. This is excluding things like familiarizing another sysadmin with the layout of systems within the organization. What i mean is, if you have to say "Now this is what we call linux..." you can tell your employer to go to #$#@

  235. I write my own referances by DABANSHEE · · Score: 5, Informative

    Afterall who doesn't have old unused letterhead paper from their old employers lying arround? Not me I always make sure I have plenty.

    One just signs it in the name of a manager that's no longer employed there, using a date when he was there. So on the infinitesimally small chance that they actually ring up & check, things will still appear above board.

    1. Re:I write my own referances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unless that manager happens to (a) work for the company you're applying to, or (b) be friends with somebody who happens to be interviewing you.

      The odds may be small, but both are possible.

    2. Re:I write my own referances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might wish to spell "reference" correctly and check into what the meaning of "fraud" is.

    3. Re:I write my own referances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a little scary that this is moderated +informative and +interesting, but not +funny. Slashdot meta-humor is so sad :/

  236. Better yet, train them Better! by 955301 · · Score: 1

    Train them so well, they get the work all finished. Convince them that there are other responsibilities that don't exist to deal with after they have finished the work that you were assigned. Then train them to aggressively complete the tasks they replaced you on.

    and put themselves out of a job.

    I did this on a previous project. I took a defensive nitwit "java architect" (wtf does that mean anyway?) that didn't even now how to type, and taught him to use enough frameworks and tools to complete a webapp well ahead of schedule, while convincing him that there was another huge piece to work on afterwards that would last him a year.

    Last time I checked, he was commuting to DC from Atlanta to make ends meet. But hey, I wasn't the one who didn't negotiate overtime pay into my contract.

    Chump!

    --
    You are checking your backups, aren't you?
  237. same old scare tactics. You guys never change by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    Yes, Massa. You right, Massa! You da Boss. Now you go rach ahead and outsource mah job. Ah be rach here if'n youse wants ta pay me uh dollah uh day foah debugging dem dere Indian programs....

    --
    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  238. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well said Art. I for one am sick of seeing the incredible whining that happens every time someone mentions outsourcing. Guess what people! "Free Market" means all kinds of great things, like having cool technology delivered to your door overnight without you ever leaving your house, it means cheap broadband, it means 0% financing on new vehicles and lots of other nice things.

    But it also means the minute you stop being the best value for money, you are toast. Those who still find something to complain about, perhaps you'd rather try communism?

  239. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    Richer in terms of everything. In terms of absolute wages, in terms of standard of living, and in terms of real GDP per capita (adjusted for inflation). 'Poor' people today have more goods in their houses today than 20 years ago.

    However they may not be richer in terms of the ratio of rich:poor. While the relative gap may be increasing, all are better off historically.

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    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  240. Humbug by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    Workers don't vote to not orginise.

    Fact is there's absolutelly nothing non-orginised workers can do about a companion joining a union, so why would a vote make any difference?

    1. Re:Humbug by Stryker2 · · Score: 1

      Sigh...

      Yet another slashbot clueless about the topic, yet willing to state as "fact" silly misperceptions...

      The fact is, sometimes workers DO vote not to be represented by a union. And, hard as you may find it to believe, sometimes they vote to decertify the existing union.

      Unions are not automatic. If the employees of a company are not represented, and wish to be, the union will conduct an organizing campaign. They attempt to get more than half (IIRC) of the employees to sign a card authorizing the union to represent them. If the union gains that many signatures, and the count survives challenge by the employer, the union becomes the designated representative of the employees without it being put to a vote.

      And, as happened here about 8 years ago, if the employees get fed up with the union officers living well off of the unoin dues while being perceived as not doing enough for the members, they can vote the union out (in effect, fire the union).

      It does not happen often, but it DOES happen.

      --
      Bother, said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
  241. The result is that things don't work any more. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Informative


    I don't see anyone else mentioning this:

    The result of all of this job upheaval is that things don't work any more. Companies have tech support departments, but they don't really offer tech support. Wang and Sanjay can't support a product unless they are supported by the company for which they work, and they aren't.

    We are seeing amazing product failures of a kind we never saw before. Products have problems, and the companies don't fix them. They simply aren't maintaining the level of expertise necessary to staying in a highly technical business.

  242. Re:Or you could quit your whining and get on with by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah you're right, let's all be 100% practical. PRIDE is completely meaningless.

  243. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree with your assumption that everyone is "worth" at least $4/hr! US$4 per hour is actually quite a lot of money by world standards, in fact it is well over the world's median hourly wage.

    Many people are not worth $4/hr. I agree that there should be some level of charity for those who don't even come up to minimum wage standards, but let's be clear about what it is - it isn't a wage, it's a handout. It isn't self-respect, it's subsistence. Now it is reasonable to demand something in return for money, so those who want to claim minimum wage should have to do something for it, like picking trash off highway shoulders - but they should not ever begin to think of the money as payment for services rendered - they should think of it as a gift from a caring government, and without fulfilling their civic responsibilities that gift may be terminated.

  244. Re:If you are already laid off how can you be fire by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

    But what if playing tetris is the truth?

    --
    If I point out that you are incorrect, making me a foe does not make you any more correct.
  245. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by willjohnson · · Score: 1

    The CEO has to answer to the shareholders. In a large publicly traded corportation he might be a large one but he usually isn't the largest. Look at Michael Eisner and what happened to him. It is unfortanate what happens to minimum wage workers (I was never one but I was pretty close at my first couple jobs) but it is the CEO's job to maximize the return on the investment of the owners of the corporation. If he can get people to work just as effeicently for less then he has to do so.

    Are you talking about McDonalds and fast food orginizations when referring to minimum wage labor? Are those employees unionized? I would hope their unions could get them at least slightly above minimum wage.

  246. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However "The Grapes of Wrath" is not what we're talking about - it's a perfect example of an economy ruined by wage fixing. That's what anti-trust laws are for. (So named because in the early part of the 20th century "trusts" existed to set prices in various commodity markets. Kind of like OPEC today, but in the USA! Don't blame the Arabs, they were taught by experts.)

  247. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's just flat out wrong. got some facts to back it up?

  248. You are wrong by rabs · · Score: 0

    Actually bad employer references are kind of a thing of the past.

    You are wrong. I've worked at a company where I've had a chance to overhear bad testimonials. In order to skate around direct attacks on former employees, managers will say things like "Read between the lines," or "You can see where this is heading," which are difficult to cite, but send a very clear message.

    - rabs

  249. not as bad in australia by cheekyboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    at least in australia, you can LEAVE/walk out, and they still have to legally pay you for unused sick days, leave time etc... And it has no bearing on govt benefits at all (here we get cash $352/14days, if your wife works and gets too much, then they cut it proportionately - http://www.centrelink.gov.au/). Also if its real bad, or if you never want to work, you can stay on benefits for decades, or for the rest of your life, but they dont like it, but you can, no one here is tossed out into the street to live like a hobo. But 99% of people do want to work coz $352 is hardly a windfall, unless you live at your parents house and want to fund your .com startup with that ;-)

    The only time there is extra payment, is if you are truly made redundent (no training there) and you get paid more so its not an issue, sometimes 2-3 months worth of pay proportioal to your time worked.

    But if usa is that way, that they can refuse all payments if you walk out, then DAMN, your business leaders have screwed your country sideways and left the wet stain.

    NOTE: to all employees, backup all your work source/docs etc... to your USB keyring or whatever... you never know when next morning your account is locked and you can't log in to even get your emails/contacts. So be prepared.

    --
    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    1. Re:not as bad in australia by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      The concept is simple: If you CHOOSE to quit, then you need to accept the consequences. If you lose your job, especially through no fault of your own, then society will help you out.

      I'm not saying I agree with it, but I know too many people (outside the computer industry) that work just long enough to get EI, manage to get themselves downsized (usually they're just a giant pain to be around, but they don't do anything fireable) and live off my dollar for the next few months.

      --
      Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but teach a man to phish...
    2. Re:not as bad in australia by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 0

      at least in australia, you can LEAVE/walk out, and they still have to legally pay you for unused sick days, leave time etc... And it has no bearing on govt benefits at all
      BUUZZZZT!!!! wrong! if you LEAVE your job willingly your are ineligable for centrelink support for 3 months from the time you quit. you still have to get fired/made redundant if you want to recieve benefits from day one

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      TIAEAE!
    3. Re:not as bad in australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect.

      I think you are confusing this with the "Liquid Assets Waiting Period" (LAWP). This only applies if you have a large amount of liquid assets. It can last up to 13 weeks (although you would have to have $18000 in the bank for it to last that long).

      The LAWP doesn't even kick in until after you have $6000 in liquid assets ($3000 if you are single), and it is only 1 week at that level.

  250. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is bullshit - the free market works both ways. Competition for the best employees will create the best working conditions just as competition for the most profit creates the best products and services. There exists a natural equilibrium - try to shift it in favor of "the worker" and you end up fighting human nature and creating massive inefficiency and discontent.

    That you use works of fiction to paint your mental picture is telling. Try reading some economic texts...

  251. Re:Or you could quit your whining and get on with by lyphorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about s/he gain that knowledge the same way I did, through years of painfully prying it out of everyone else in the company. Or figuring it out myself.

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  252. Been there and currently doing that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My inexperienced replacements in india are being trained by me.

    I can't speak to the quality of the software they produce, but my company has unofficially unstated that 'fsck the customers, we can live off of maintenence revenue for several more years'

    Then again, the top executives are
    - trying to get their stock options which are underwater for 4 years above the strike price
    - staring down the expensising of stock options next year
    - selling assets off to 'make our numbers look better'
    - relying on rental income from our mostly empty due to outsourceing to india campus buildings to make it look like our software sales are not imploding as fast as they really are
    - position the company as a candidate for a buyout because very few people work in a country, the USA, with actual labor laws

    Anything else?

    Words spoken by the VP or higher ups are discarded, their actual actions and press releases around the world (thanks google news) show what is really going on.

  253. your list is a little short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the list from CNN - Lou Dobbs: Exporting America.

    3Com,3M,,A,Aalfs Manufacturing,Accenture,Adaptec,ADC,Adobe Systems,Advanced Energy Industries,Aetna,Affiliated Computer Services,AFS Technologies,A.G. Edwards,Agere Systems,Agilent Technologies,AIG,Alamo Rent A Car,Albertson\'s,Alcoa Fujikura,Allen Systems Group,Alliance Semiconductor,Allstate,Alpha Thought Global,Altria Group,Amazon.com,AMD,American Dawn,American Express,American Household,American Management Systems,American Standard,AMETEK,Amphenol Corporation,Analog Devices,Anchor Glass Container,ANDA Networks,Andrew Corporation,Anheuser-Busch,AOL,A.O. Smith,Apple,Applied Materials,Art Leather Manufacturing,ArvinMeritor,Ashland,Asyst Technologies,A.T. Cross Company,AT&T,AT&T Wireless,A.T. Kearney,Augusta Sportswear,Automatic Data Processing,Avanade,Avanex,Avaya,Avery Dennison,Axiohm Transaction Solutions,,B,Bank of America,Bank of New York,Bank One,Bassett Furniture,Bassler Electric Company,BearingPoint,Bear Stearns,Bechtel,Becton Dickinson,BellSouth,Bentley Systems,Berdon LLP,Best Buy,BISSELL,Black & Decker,Bose Corporation,BMC Software,Boeing,Braden Manufacturing,Bristol-Myers Squibb,Brocade,Bumble Bee,Burle Industries,Burlington House Home Fashions,,C,Cadence Design Systems,Candle Corporation,Capital One,Cardinal Brands,Carrier,Carter\'s,Caterpillar,Celestica,Cen dant,Cerner Corporation,Charles Schwab,ChevronTexaco,CIBER,Ciena,Cigna,Circuit City,Cisco Systems,Citigroup,Clorox,CNA,Coca-Cola,Cognizant Technology Solutions,Collins & Aikman,Columbia House,Comcast Holdings,Computer Associates,Computer Horizons,Computer Sciences Corporation,CompuServe,Continental Airlines,Convergys,Cooper Crouse-Hinds,Cooper Tire & Rubber,Cooper Tools,Corning,Corning Cable Systems,Countrywide Financial,COVAD Communications,Cross Creek Apparel,Crown Holdings,CSX,Cummins,Cypress Semiconductor,,D,Dana Corporation,Daniel Woodhead,Daws Manufacturing,Dayton Superior,DeCrane Aircraft,Delco Remy,Dell Computer,DeLong Sportswear,Delphi,Delta Air Lines,Delta Apparel,Direct TV,Discover,Document Sciences Corporation,Donaldson Company,Dow Chemical,Dresser,Dun & Bradstreet,DuPont,,E,Earthlink,Eastman Kodak,Eaton Corporation,Electroglas,Electronic Data Systems,Electronics for Imaging,Eli Lilly,Elmer\'s Products,E-Loan,EMC,Emerson Electric,En Pointe Technologies,Equifax,Ernst & Young,Ethan Allen,Evolving Systems,Expedia,Extrasport,ExxonMobil,,F,Fairfield Manufacturing,Fair Isaac,FCI USA,Fedders Corporation,Federal Mogul,Federated Department Stores,Fellowes,Fender Musical Instruments,Fidelity Investments,Financial Techologies International,First American Title Insurance,First Data,First Index,Flowserve,Fluor,FMC Corporation,Ford Motor,Foster Wheeler,Franklin Mint,Franklin Templeton,Freeborders,Frito Lay,Fruit of the Loom,,G,Gateway,GE Capital,GE Medical Systems,General Electric,General Motors,Georgia-Pacific,Gerber Childrenswear,GlobespanVirata,Goldman Sachs,Goodrich,Goodyear Tire & Rubber,Google,Greenpoint Mortgage,Greenwood Mills,Guardian Life Insurance,Guilford Mills,,H,Haggar,Halliburton,Hamilton Beach/Procter-Silex,The Hartford Financial Services Group,Hasbro Manufacturing Services,Haworth,Headstrong,HealthAxis,Hedstrom,He len of Troy,Hershey,Hewitt Associates,Hewlett-Packard,The Holmes Group,Home Depot,Honeywell,HSN,Hubbell Inc.,Humana,Hunter Sadler,HyperTech Solutions,,I,IBM,iGate Corporation,Illinois Tool Works,IMI Cornelius,IndyMac Bancorp,Infogain,Ingersoll-Rand,Innodata Isogen,Innova Solutions,Intel,InterMetro Industries,International Paper,Intuit,Invacare,ITT Educational Services,ITT Industries,,J,Jabil Circuit,Jacobs Engineering,Jacuzzi,JanSport,JDS Uniphase,Jockey International,John Deere,Johns Manville,Johnson Controls,Johnson & Johnson,JPMorgan Chase,J.R. Simplot,Juniper Networks,Justin Brands,,K,KANA Software,Kaiser Permanente,Kanbay,Keane,Kellogg,Kellwood,KEMET,KEM ET Electronics,Kenexa,Kentucky Apparel,KeyCorp,Kimberly-Clark,KLA-Tencor,Kraft Foods,Kulicke and

  254. Re:Just treat them like the shit they are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut the fuck up you fucking scab.

  255. Being trainned by the guy I'm going to replace? by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Old Employee "Hello I'm the guy currently doing the job you will be doing."
    New Employee "Ok"
    Old "See this big 'Do not press' button? Push it once and hour on the hour"
    New "Whats it do?"
    Old (under breath) "Turns off every server in the building"
    New "What? I can't hear you"
    Old "Oh it just keeps everything working."
    (under breath) "When you don't push it"
    New "I see" (inspects button)
    Old "Any questions"
    New "Yes.. Can I get a job recomenation?"
    Old (stunned) "Ummm why would you need that?"
    New "Becouse I really don't believe I'll be working here long."
    Old "And what makes you think that?"
    New guy pushes red button leaves old guy to take blame
    New yelling back "Ohh nothing"

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    I don't actually exist.
  256. It's illegal. by Baldrson · · Score: 4, Informative

    The h-1b visa is not legally used to lower wages -- only to acquire unique talent that is not available in the domestic labor force. Therefore, if you are training your replacement and your replacement is here on an h-1b visa, you can take action against your employer.

    1. Re:It's illegal. by nitemayr · · Score: 1

      All the H1-B's that work around my office make more than every other person I work around, their wages are posted on the walls along with their H1-B papers. Hand over fist compared to the rest of us.

      --
      Hello Kettle,
      You, my friend are as black as pitch.
      With love, Pot.
    2. Re:It's illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think the "unique talent" is doing the same job for a quarter of the pay. =)

  257. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by cheekyboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, I believe most of us dont talk bout 10-15 ppl work shops, we are talking about 200-3000 ppl companies and nasdaq ones.

    The CEOS get paid heaps, they get lots of shareoptions (probly useless) and also get lots of perks and stuff paid for them, like their own cell, business lunches (3hrs) etc...

    Perhaps CEOs should be paid a portion of profits, so if there are NO profits, they get paid same as joe down stairs at $15/hr. Steve jobs gets $1/year, (dont know how he got around minimum wage laws, maybe he officially works 15min/year)

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    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
  258. Double the Displeasure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get to train two Indians who are here to replace me. No one trained me to get where I'm at now but now I have to spoon feed these guys.

    I used to have a smile when every morning when I went into work and would work overtime/nights/weekends for free just to get stuff done/goals met but now I'm actually ashamed to go into work.

    Oh well. Way I see it, now two families can eat. Then again, I'm being asked to determine the more capable of the two so maybe one of them may not be so lucky.

  259. Training ones own replacement by arthip · · Score: 1

    Urban legend pure and simple. The reality is that outsourcing creates and has created more and beter paying jobs anmd we insource more than we outsource. It's too bad that most of us are so illiterate in economics.

    1. Re:Training ones own replacement by nitemayr · · Score: 1

      Please arthip, cite a source or two. Describe the process in detail. Showing with proof that you are not just saying something that fits your world view. Thanks!

      --
      Hello Kettle,
      You, my friend are as black as pitch.
      With love, Pot.
    2. Re:Training ones own replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention that you are posting from India.

  260. sabotage training by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Accept the suicide training mission. Train them wrong. Take the severance and your fellow axed coworkers, and compete with the outsourced losers.

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    --
    make install -not war

  261. Re:same old scare tactics. You guys never change by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

    Hm... I like that...

    6 month after job outsourced...
    On Monster.com...
    XYZ Company
    Several programmers needed
    Requirements:
    Basic knowledge of Indian (or whatever language Indian in India speaks).
    Extensive knowledge on C/C++ programming.
    Job description:
    Debugging code written by Indians.

    A few days later, company mail box got flooded, all from ex-employee.

    Dear XYZ hiring director,
    F**K YOU!

    Sincerely,
    The guy you laid off so you can get cheap programmer from India.

    --
    In US, you can easily buy enough major firearms to wipe out your neighbourhood but a few little fireworks are banned.
  262. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

    If there was ever a time I wish I had mod points... it was for this post. Nicely put.

  263. sure Ill train em' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    train the person as bad as possible
    tell your replacement that stealing is OK
    and everyone does it.

    teach them bad habits
    tell them how to scam

  264. Secure your vacation pay (if you can) by bergeron76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the big issues I had with my [former] employer (when I was placed in the same situation as you) were the terms at which I could still receive my vacation pay. Georgia is a "voluntary" vacation pay state - this means that the employer can choose if you get your earned vacation pay or not. My Vacation Pay is a significant chunk of change (2 weeks salary), and as such I want to make sure I secured it. Fortunately, as they closed down the Atlanta office, my employment fell under Arizona (our headquarters') state employment laws.

    In the event that you lose your job to another state, keep in mind that the employers' state laws apply.

    Bottom line: If you get laid-off in your state because that [local] office is closing, have your attorney look closely at the laws of your employers' "headquarters" state. It could benefit you greatly.

    --
    Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
  265. okay, i'll do it.. by fluxmix · · Score: 0

    but when america turns third world i'll still be here picking cotton and writting poems and folk songs about my old job waiting for my 40 acres and a stool...

  266. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What reasonable person is willing to work for $4/hour aside from someone freshly here from Mexico or some similar place who doesn't know any better?
    Someone on the low end of the IQ distribution. The minimum wage makes such people worthless. The state holds a loaded gun to their heads to keep them from doing anything useful.
    If anyone is actually looking to get paid $4 an hour, they ought to move to a third world country with few/no labor laws where they can be treated as they wish.
    Or a government warehouse, where they can be useless and dependent.
  267. Embarassment by Brother+Grifter · · Score: 1

    What we need are a few cats who don't give a fuck, and just embarrass the hell out of the upper level management by slapping them around in front of everyone else. Give them the, "Fuck you, I'm not training any one" rant, and then let the beatings begin.

    I'm not talking about any type of slapping around, I mean hitting them hard in the nose first, than putting them in a head lock and slapping them around, reminding them that tomorrow they will be the guy who got his ass beat in front of the indispensable working masses.

    It takes a special person to inflict this type of embarrassment in the meanest way possible. To inflict enough personal disgrace that the people who is humiliated just isn't right anymore; their lives are completely fucked forever.

    The people who accomplish this task, will be the hero's of the future. Godspeed!

    1. Re:Embarassment by Wansu · · Score: 1

      What we need are a few cats who don't give a fuck, and just embarrass the hell out of the upper level management by slapping them around in front of everyone else. Give them the, "Fuck you, I'm not training any one" rant, and then let the beatings begin.

      I'm not talking about any type of slapping around, I mean hitting them hard in the nose first, than putting them in a head lock and slapping them around, reminding them that tomorrow they will be the guy who got his ass beat in front of the indispensable working masses.

      It takes a special person to inflict this type of embarrassment in the meanest way possible. To inflict enough personal disgrace that the people who is humiliated just isn't right anymore; their lives are completely fucked forever.


      I must admit the notion of going trailerpark on some crooked businessman has some primal appeal. I'm sure this idea has crossed the minds of many of these bosses, since many of them have pineapple faced body guards. People who have bodyguards are people who need bodyguards. That being said, I'm sure there are some tech workers in the workaday world who can pack quite a wallup. Yessir.

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      Wansu, th' chinese sailor
  268. it's not all that bad by websensei · · Score: 4, Informative

    I may get flamed and modded down for this but I'm going to put forth my honest opinion on this anyway. In my opinion, the shift to employing Indian and other offshore workers is not, in the grand scheme of things, as big a deal as some would have it.

    I work at a smallish company (around 250 employees including our offshore team) comprised of an engineering group split roughly 50/50 between our Boston-area (Mass., USA) office and our offshore contractors in Bangalore, India. Over the course of the last 2 years we've struggled with, and eventually found, a working balance between onshore and offshore talent. A 50/50 split (for most teams -- some are mostly offshore, and for others we can't find any good candidates outside the states) seems to work out best. More of the seniors/principals/architect roles are onshore, but we have some very senior people from india as well. Some of them come onshore for months at a time. In general they're treated just like regular employees. (In my personal experience I've actually preferred the personalities, dedication and skills of these workers on at least an equal basis with their local counterparts.)

    It is a model that does more than allow our young business to keep costs down. If we hadn't moved our callcenter offshore, the increase cost per customer care call might well have bankrupted us, or forced a major extra round of financing we might not have been able to obtain. The whole thing could have tanked and we'd all be out of a job. As it is now, we're enabling a booming middle class in a poverty-stricken 3rd-world country (which in the long view is a very good thing for the world), at the same time that we've gradually improved the quality of our average developer (and CSR rep) and found a stable, economically viable, harmonious balance.

    I know this is not the same experience many bitter recently-laid-off engineers have gone through, but it is *my* experience, and a perspective that doesn't get heard much.

    I honestly believe there will always be a market for onshore talent. startups will never be able to immediately get a whole operation offshore from the get-go. fledgeling companies will need local people on local hours able to meet face to face at any time. my take is, I'm going to continue to train both on and offshore developers, do the best damn job I can, keep honing my own skills the best I can, and it ALL improves my situation -- and my resume.

    working with people all over the world is a phenomenon that's not going to go away. so to the posters who suggest mis-training their potential replacements, I ask, which would you rather be: a whining dishonest saboteur who left a shambles behind in their position? or someone with solid experience working with international teams to create good software? to me the choice is clear.
    like anything in life, make the best of it, and of yourself.

    ps perhaps in this case my .sig is actually somewhat relevant, at least to the angry majority. taken from dante, it translates: "The only road to paradise begins in hell." hope you're all on that road, headed in the right direction.

    --

    La via sola al paradiso incommincia nel inferno
  269. In case you aren't trolling I have to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you are the stupidest CUNT ever to grace the pages of /.

  270. Train your replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let them keep coming over. It will be funny when they get an American mentality and start demanding equal wages. They may not be greedy about it now, but they will get that way... Or we could just help corrupt them when they come over. ^_^

  271. quality? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    You may be stuck with training your replacement, but no one said you had to do a quality job of it. You can do a very poor job of training your replacement. You can obfuscate your code. You can bury all the important files in endless and meaningless directory structures that have symlinks that grow back on themselves (like a redneck family tree). You can encrypt files, corrupt files, and zip files together than are totally unrelated. Just leave your work in a general state of chaos to make your replacement's job as difficult as possible. At the very least, your employer will be disgusted with the performance of the replacement and wish they had never fired you.

    It worked for me!

    --
    I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
    1. Re:quality? by cruachan · · Score: 1

      The wobblies (IWW - http://www.iww.org/) used to have a very nice article on doing this sort of thing on their site. It's an old tradition - workers not cooperating with management by 'playing dumb' has been going on ever since the capatilist worker-boss relationship arose a couple of hundred years ago

  272. How the HELL does that nonsense get modded to 5? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What wit and wisdom....NOT!

    What CRAP!

  273. not just coders by zogger · · Score: 1

    /more generic ranting on this topic

    Coders plus it's everyone who works in these fields that revolve around "computers". man, it's big. B EYE GEE BIG. The cross section of slashdot readers basically. The only exceptions are the young guys here, who real soon are gonna need jobs, too, and most of them would probably be sympathetic and could help out too.. Think they aren't thinking about this? First generation in US history who have a real credible chance of having a much lower standard of living than their parents generation?

    The network engineers, the sys admins, the ISP workers, telco guys,cable guys, data entry folks,various media technicians, print and electronic, the people in the financial sectors who run the banks and insurance industries and that fat rip off the middle class magic beans for the cow casino called "wall street", on and on and etc. "IT workers". Guys who run the boxes in the remaining factories. All over. Remember Y2K? Right now the threat of what the ramifications were then is still real,because those dire predictions can be implemented *at will* by the application of coordinated effort, merely by...stopping work. that's it, just don't do it. No sabotage needed, nuthin, just the willingness one day to say ENOUGH! and make it stick.. Just the threat to shut that sucker down, all of it, would be sufficient for major concessions, because there is-NO-replacement for the US IT labor force at this moment in time. Nothing immediate, nothing that would work, it's not even patchable if even a large percentage chipped in and went along with it. it would be an unfixable proble for "da man" and his greed. I mean, IT controls even if people get paychecks across the nation. Everything. I can't think of a single thing that doesn't have IT people connected to it, directly or tangentially.

    It's an awesome amount of power there going to waste. The fatcats desparately try to keep it DIS unified, so they can maintain control, and keep the bulk of the power and wealth in a very few hands. Geez, I mean look around, who really calls the shots in this nation? I bet you could fit them in one small room, but it's BECAUSE they got so many IT workers who are willing to EAT IT RAW AND LOVE IT just like these poor folks in the article.

    Man I'm hot over that article, because it's already happened to me in blue collar meat world, TWICE.

    It-the unionizing and strike potential- CAN be used as a bargaining chip for great social, economic and political change, change that will benefit all of the US basically, at the expense of the less than 1% fatcats who call the shots now, and the mindless fatcat drone wannabes who go along with such practices as outlined in the article, making you train your outsourced replacement! And WHO CARES if it inconveniences those goons! That is not only nuts, it's an obscene moral affront. I'm not an IT guy, just a blue collar schmoo who likes computers,who happens to have an extremly well developed sense of "right/wrong" when it comes to people getting shafted by bullies,from individual on up, who's SEEN the effects "outsourcing" and "insourcing" serf workers has had in my few professions, and now seeing it in the employment fields that were PROMISED to the US people to be the "new replacement" industries. ALL A BIG FAT LIE.

    These fatcat goons want as their main goal nothing less than a global two class society, them, and 99% everyone else as near serfs. They want what they get in those second world nations they dig, a technofeudalistic neo aristocracy class, then powerless shufflin drones, blue and white collar, and huge domestic police forces/paramilitary to keep eveeryone cowed.

    Look at what their poster boy golden nation is now-one "party", no freedoms to speak of, keep your mouth shut or we'll kill you china. THAT'S their model nation/society/economic model. SAY WHUT? Technologically bent, feudalistic in political orientation. That's what these globalists want in the US, and that means the gradual destruction of the middle clas

    1. Re:not just coders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what? You are absolutely, 100% correct. I've been pondering this for a couple of years now, but the question that always comes to mind is: How? How do I, one guy in a large company, start something like this? Who do I go to? Do I start organizing by myself, or go to an established union and ask for their help? If I organize, how do I get people to join up? How do you deal with people who won't (there will always be those who believe unions are beneath them because they had a bad experience with the windshield wipers on an American car once). I have no idea how to pull it off, but I'd love it if I could.

      I'm not asking those questions to challenge the practicality of it, I'm asking because I honestly want to know so that I can try to start making it happen. I'm serious. Deadly serious. We have a few random, disjointed technical "associations", but we have no union. We need one, and we need it yesterday.

      I'm sure you understand, I'm posting anonymously for obvious reasons. I'll check back for replies.

    2. Re:not just coders by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Start here. And I wish you the best. Even though I referred you to a big union, they provide excelent info on organizing. Everything zogger said is very right on, and some of his /hers(?) posts should be required reading for some people here. Especially the industry drones that post here. You know who you are. Anyway, like the man said, you DO have the power. Use it wisely and effectively. The best of luck and keep us "posted" - no pun intended. We need to hear success stories from our side for a change.

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      What?
  274. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Milo77 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have nothing to back this up with (but would be interested in seeing actual numbers) other than my experience, which tells me in some thirty years we've gone from a world of a handful of millionaires to a world with a handful of billionaires. People who made 100k thrity years ago are now making 1mil. I just don't see the same order of magnitude increases on the low end. It's the relative gap that I was refering to in the original post. Who cares if the poor make 15k a year now instead of 2 or 3k, when the wage of the wealthy is increasing 10x, 100x, or even 1000x times. At the same time poor went from paying 15 cents of tax per dollar (on average) to close to 20, and the wealthy went from paying around 30 to around 25 (I don't rememeber the exact numbers, but its the trend that's important anyway). As if the trends weren't sad enough, American's have been fooled into thinking that capitalism is simply working as designed and that the wealthy deserve everything they've earned. What we seem to forget is that we have a right to tax their earnings and disperse the wealth.

  275. Re:Or you could quit your whining and get on with by TheOldFart · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Are you really this moronic or is that a pineapple up your ass?

  276. My "Train-my-replacement" story by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This has nothing to do with outsourcing to India, but a retail company where I worked back in 1991, during the previous Bush recession...

    Our company, which sold kitchen gadgets, had actually been doing well into the recession, and it surprised a lot of us. Stores in the mall all around us were closing down, and we were doing okay. Then, suddenly, we weren't. Our company tried franchising, and it was a DISASTER, and the owners lost a lot of money. We opened up two "mega-stores" which both flopped.

    We had this guy, called a "district manager," which was weird because we only had one district. He was this gung-ho, send-'em-to-seminars kind of guy who was used to his big bonuses every year. Around when things got bad is when he taught himself spreadsheet software, and started whacking away at all costs the spreadsheet told him to without reguard to whther it was actually a good idea or not. He cut staff drastically. The management (including me) protested, and proved how this made a bad problem worse, but this only seemed to make him more determined, and he got sneaky.

    He sent this "new guy" to my store, and asked me to train him to become an manager like myself. This guy was just awful. He was arrogant, didn't bathe, and right off the bat told me outright he would have my job. At first I thought, "Yeah, you won't last a week here." I was one of the top three salespeople in the chain as well as assistant manager. Two weeks later, I wrote him up because of some serious infraction, with the intent of letting him go, being the worst employee I had ever trained, but for some reason upper management wouldn't let me fire him. Even though a background check showed he was wanted in a nearby county for theft and appraisal fraud. You guys can see where this was going. Yeah, he WAS my replacement. Later I found out he was going to do my job for minimum wage, which was about half of what I made.

    Then the company sent me to a "penalty store," which is a store that is in a terrible spot, doesn't do well, has serious building problems, etc... basically, it was an attempt to make me quit. But I was too stupid to see the writing on the wall, so I got "changed to hourly," which meant a pay cut, no commission, and suddenly my pay was determined by upper management. My hour allotment got smaller and smaller, until "they didn't have hours for me" for a whole month. So I filed unemployement.

    The company denied I was laid off, and said I was only a contractor. The deputy who handled the case had them on speakerphone, and at some point they were stalling, she said, "Mr. Walrus, you'll get unemployment. I see this happen all the time, they just don't want to pay the taxes or unemployment." So I got my unemployment and a hard, stinging lesson.

    Afterwards, they decided I made it too hard, so they fired all the rest of the staff one by one for the weirdest stuff. Like the top salesman in the chain was fired because a "surprise secret audit" showed the register was missing $10, and so they threatened to put him in jail if he ever tried to claim unemployment. He sued and won.

    And the guy who replaced me? Tried to rob them blind. He stole account numbers from all the company's vendors, and made HUGE orders shipped to a Mailbox Etc address. Luckily for the company, one of the vendors tipped them off, and because of the amount of money involved, the police got involved, and set up a sting. He must have gotten wind of it, because before the shipments were sent, he fled town and was never seen again.

    At another company, years later, I was at the receiving end. The first day of work was the day the girl I was replacing was told she was being fired in 2 weeks. That was pretty stressful.

    I have seen stuff like this in the tech industry when I started in the mid 1990's, too. My second job I was at a QA company where they asked us to document everything we did when testing software. We did, and then they outsourced our jobs to Tucson, where people th

  277. People have no spine by blueworm · · Score: 1

    What's the most distressing is that most of these people in the article appeared to just take it when they were told this. If more people had the spine to say "fuck you Mr. Manager" (literally) then I believe businesses would take issue sooner. You can't just agree to this shit, it makes the practice take off since you're giving them FREE training! I know it sounds harsh, but this is what needs to happen goddamnit. Fucking suits.

    1. Re:People have no spine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't seem to understand, you'd toe the line for a few weeks or months if there's a sev pkg involved.
      It takes a lot more spine than most people have to fuck off $40k.

  278. Training my replacement?...... by cbdavis · · Score: 2, Funny

    If someone off-shore wants my lousy job, they can have it. Good luck, pal!

  279. Great Post! Here is how the Danes did it... by Cryofan · · Score: 1


    In Denmark almost everyone gets at least 5 weeks vacation, universal healthcare, tuition free education, and many other social safety net benefits.

    And how did they get all that? They make the corporations and the government bend to their will by virtually shutting down the country in order to get what they want.

    It is all about NEGOTIATION, people. If you walk into a car lot to buy a car, and buy that car without bargaining, you are a fool.
    And if you let the corporations and the govt and the media scare you into submission with so-called "free" trade without putting up a fight, then you get what you deserve.

    See this URL to see how they did it in Denmark:
    http://www.american-pictures.com/english /racism/ar ticles/welfare.htm

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  280. Happy Offshored Easter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  281. WAG by zogger · · Score: 1

    -how to start one, never done it. Been in two before, that's why my advice to watch the bosses, they are human, the the goons have a lot of carrots and sticks to use in control, ie, bribery and blackmail.

    Incidently, that's how so many politicians start out young with some ideals then they seem to lose steam, they actually get blackmailed, then they get bribed. That's another story for another time.

    So, organizing. heh, this is geeks we are talking about,yes? Start a source forge collaborative employment security initiative. Something like that. Post on forums all over, use networking, try to get at least one person at every shop interested. Do a write up, have a page, get it submitted as a story/article here, and at other tech forums.There's a ton of political forums, tech forums, hardware and software apps forums, etc, out there, get accounts, be rational,be polite, drop links. Look at these people getting laid off all over, there's a place to start. This is the info age and one guy with a box and a phoneline can talk to the world.

    It's what I do.....

    An actual org takes incorporation, perhaps as a non profit in mostplaces. Start with a domain perhaps, a mission statement page? ITWORKERS.ORG, there ya go, there's your start, something like that. Goto groklaw, see what they say about the legalities of starting a union are, can't be all that difficult. I'm broke, got zip cash, small double figures in my account. Lucky to have that, too. I can pay attention because it's free, that's about it. I can write though. Not the best, but I can stick a little emotion in it, seasoned with a smidgen of logic, tempered with data, real time and historical. That's what I can contribute. That, and the goons have zero effect on me, been there, done that, a bunch, and I don't scare. Screw 'em.

    I'm easy to find, I like to post, let me know when it's happening...

  282. This is what happens to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dec 2002 - The company informed us that they are opening an office in Bangalore India
    Jan 2003 - My group got cut in half leaving just me, my boss and another senior software engineer.
    - VP of engineer and a newly hired Indian manager headed to Bangalore to open an office and start to hire engineers
    Feb 2003 - About 10 Indians engineers meet with us to discuss design, and sustaining work
    March 2003 - We continued email back and forth teaching the newly hired engineers to follow our code design - all work had to get VP approval
    April 2003 - My group got the pink slip

  283. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arrr, but those "works of fiction" are based on facts. Economics textbooks are mostly based on theory.

  284. train them wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    advise them of the "correct" way to do things

  285. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by 4ntifa · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Well, you're already modded as a troll, but I think you could actually be serious.



    Has it occured to you that workers get "greedy" because their living costs are so fscking unbelieveably high, not because they think their "lazy asses" deserve to sit in a damn mansion and drive a friggin' SUV? Actually, their Indian counterparts' income (relative to cost level) is probably on par with or better than theirs.



    This is exactly why global capitalism cannot work - it's not a level playing field. With the assumption of a level playing field, the theory seems nice and the system beneficial to everyone. But in practise, it's a big drokking candy store for capitalists. They pick the berries from the cake and move on to the next country.

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    -=- 4ntifa -=-
  286. it takes 2 to tango by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your employer is done with you, it's best for everyone to train a replacement. It stands to reason that you'd be in a pretty good position to know what your job position really is, and how to bring someone up to speed on the task. Replacing yourself is the fourth step in good leadership according to some really influential writing that I don't remember clearly right now.

    If you don't want to try to train a replacement, you can (of course) just leave. That's where you're going anyway. Your employer is already done with you by the time he asks you to train your replacement. But there's no need to make it a messy break up. Training a replacement is just part of cleaning things up before you walk away.

    It takes a lot of maturity on the part of the employer to not lie to you about what's happening, and a lot of maturity on your part to handle the situation correctly and not vindictively. If you care about the company, the country, the world, you'll do this because it's the right way to handle the situation. Train your replacement, prepare for a change in career, and move on it.

    Of course spend some of the time brushing up your resume, and sending it to a few places. That's only rational. But not training your replacement because you're mad is childish and self serving to the detriment of the overall situation. If your employer is lying to you about what's happening, or your replacement being a foreign country is a separate matter entirely, but failing to train your own replacement is just childish.

    Those who can not handle change quickly get left behind.

    -theed

  287. abstract it out a bit further by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    You globalization lovers do tend to be a bit simpleminded, but I guess I can help you on this one: the rules for the h1b visa state that the companies may not use them to lower wages. Yet, the companies are using them to bring over foreign workers for training. Once the training is done, the foreign workers go back home to work, and you get fired. Once back home the foreign workers work for much less, and the company has lowered wages using the h1b visa, which is against the rules.

    Get it?

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
    1. Re:abstract it out a bit further by Preposterous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see those rules you cite. Last time I looked into this (a few years ago... I think I was hiring a Canadian on a TN visa and figured I'd do some research on H1Bs as well), the rule was that you could not pay an H1B visa holder less than the prevailing wage for the position. That is not semantically equivalent to "may not use them to lower wages".

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    2. Re:abstract it out a bit further by Baldrson · · Score: 1

      I think when he says "abstract it out a bit further" he means think of the spirit of the law. However, if the letter of the law is that you can't hire people for positions for which there exist qualified citizens willing to do the job, then the letter, as well as spirit, are being violated in the 'retrain your replacement' scenario. For a standard ploy in lowering wages with H-1b visas, see the Programmers Guild article on the topic.

  288. Re:If you are already laid off how can you be fire by haystor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then they still need to be trained, duh. Those blocks won't line up on their own.

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  289. But such a vote is pointless by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    As there's still nothing to stop a worker joining a union regardless.

    1. Re:But such a vote is pointless by salemnic · · Score: 1

      To represent any group, 50% (or 66%, I can't exactly remember) of the employees from the defined group need to vote in favour of a union. So, if you and I and another co-worker are the only 3 IT workers (the defined group) and you want a union and the two of us don't, then a union can not represent us (by law)
      (but then , of course, IANAL)
      -s

  290. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if a bussiness cant survive on 5 people at $5/hr, then it shouldnt be alive any way. (5*5*40=1000/wk). Now if a business is running only on 30% margin and is only making $1000 profit weekly (yeah right) then its hardly a viable business in the first place, but if that small business is making $12000/week, then $5 or $5.20 is hardly going to make a BIG DENT, in their profits. (Yes i know there are other costs, but they are controllable and depend on sales).

    Show me one example where a small business (pizza shop or whatever) is so on the edge, that a 1% increase in wages will break it. Unless you have 120000 employees, that 20cents extra isnt going to kill you, then again if you have 120000 staff, you are probly making a killing (WALMART)

    "Ah, you mean like the retired guy down the street in the 3 bedroom ranch-style? He runs his own business but I don't remember seeing any pools of money out back. Strike 2!"
    Thats not what I call a CEO of a corporate , but a MD/Owner). Lots of people that have little companies like to call themselves CEOs when they hardly really are.

    We need regulation, otherwise its back to 16hrs/day slave labour, because no business man cares if people drop dead, there are 250m others to choose from.

    "Minimum wage employees generally aren't *worth* the lower limit set by the government. Minimum wage laws artificially raise the cost-of-living by raising the cost to produce products and services. They are inflexible impositions from on-high that stagnate the economy. Strike 1."

    No, what increases cost of living SIR, is inflation generated by the increased M1/M3/M3 money supply (ie central banks making trillions in loans to govt and all). #1 rule in economics, supply/demand, the more cash is flowing in the system, ie supply, the cheaper it is worth, ie ONE DOLLAR will buy you LESS. So if money supply goes up 6%, that is the real inflation rate, not the faked numbers by govt that say its 3%, see price of food/energy/pm going up.

    references:
    www.financialsense.com
    www.depress ion2.tv
    www.perfecteconomy.com

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    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
  291. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by rjoost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, sorry to bust your tv fed bubble, but unions and governments helped a great deal. The fact remains that these same hard-working individuals would have created another fucking huge revolution here if the unions and governments didn't get the wake up call to economically enfranchise more people into what we call a middle class. Social security is evil to you to, right? Of course it probably is and so is medicare, universal education, etc etc. No, they are not perfect, but you cannot live in a "relavtively" stabile society without them. By the way, have you ever actually studied Marx aside from 40 years of corporate media telling you it's like saying you believe in the devil? And no, you can't pigeonhole me for a marxist for asking that simple fucking question you fucking brainwashed I'm tired of this cowboy shit when I pay high fucking taxes, because I do, country...I'm tired of it, the ignorance any "good ol' boys" like you. NEG KARMA! Sure, bring it on!.

  292. Unions are not the solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unions give me crappy roads, crappy hydro, crappy waterworks and they still get paid nearly as much as I do.

    You can argue for better software, or you can argue for unionizing software professionals. But you can't argue for both, because unionization leads to crap.

    -ac

  293. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1, Insightful
    What we seem to forget is that we have a right to tax their earnings and disperse the wealth.

    You've confused "right" with "power". There is no right to steal (a.k.a. tax).

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  294. Revenge #37 by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just write my code with variables and files named after evil Indian gods, cow parts, and Indian cuss words.

  295. If only Americans knew how good it is elsewhere! by Cryofan · · Score: 0, Troll

    The vast majority of them have little idea how much more relaxing it is to live in a CIVILIZED country like Australia or Sweden or Norway or France or Denamrk, etc. etc.

    The citizens there do not have to worry about being bankrupted by medical problems or they or their children being homeless after a loss of a job.

    You mentioned the years of unemployment available in Oz. Well, here in the USA, the amount is little usually that what you mentioned, but generally you can only draw a maximum of 6 months of unemployment. After that--nil.

    Also, only families with children can get welfare (with some exceptions for food) here in the USA.

    I have no idea why any American over 40 who is not rich/well off would want to stay in the USA when Australia will take anyone degreed and under 45.

    --
    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  296. You are a complete moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I code on a tier 1 app. If the developers walked it would be months before they could get a replacement team up to speed (that's assuming they hired twice the people and worked them lots of overtime). I've been working on it for 4 years, and there are still large chunks of the code I know little to nothing about.

    Beyond that they wouldn't have months. Our app is a little quirky. Regulare maintance and trouble shooting keeps things inline, but I garuntee !@#$ would hit the fan before the replacements were up to speed enough to deal with it.

    I know we are not the only app like this. Our sister app was outsourced and they are having major troubles, even after several months for an "organized" switchover.

    A large scale organized walkout would throw one major monkey wrench into the works, even without direct sabatoge.

  297. Are you sure about this? by PlatinumInitiate · · Score: 1

    We spend millions bringing Indians to the US for IT education at our best (publicly funded) universities. We allow indians to move here. Yet, Americans are not allowed to move to India for work.

    IANAI (I am not an Indian), but am a forgeiner who studied at an American university (UNLV). Perhaps the Indians' situation is different, but the US certainly didn't try and "bring me over", I had to apply, get an F-1, write the college's entrance tests, and so on. My father paid for everything, including dorm accomodation, college fees, a car, etc. I never worked in the US, btw. I had the opportunity of getting a year of practical experience in the US after my studies, but decided to go back to South Africa and work at my father's company instead.

  298. The truth is... by Domini · · Score: 0, Troll

    Generalized comments follow, they perception, and cannot be based on fact.

    Americans are overpaid, most cannot even speak English fluently and they are also lazy.

    As a 'foreign' contractor I do the same work for half the price (or less).

    Face it, the only reason you need so much money is becase your prices are so steep.

    Perhaps consider living in a foreign country where the prices are more realistic, and thus you can charge decent rates?

    $30/h is my max, and I'm a senior un*x developer with lots of win32 development skills.

    I do not feel the need to emmigrate to the 'land of the free' anytime soon, thank you. But now and again I get contacts from the States, and find that I can charge ludicrous rates since local Americans seem to bleed the industry dry.

    -sigh-

    Enough ranting... my advice is to get off your a**es and work harder for less. Rasism is not becoming and unions will only perpetuate the problem and kill your industry from the inside. :)

    Mod me down... I deserve it. But I'm sure a lot of international developers feel the same. It's time we got some recognition. Slashdot is so USA-centric it sometimes makes me sick.

    1. Re:The truth is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Slashdot is so USA-centric it sometimes makes me sick."

      Gee, I wonder why? Go ahead there Sherlock, you're on a roll. Take a gander.

    2. Re:The truth is... by Domini · · Score: 1

      And you wonder why work get's out-sourced? A false sense of self-importance perhaps? :)

  299. you need to be smarter than this ... by sir_cello · · Score: 4, Insightful


    You should always have your eye on the horizon anyway: if you're asked to train up a new worker, just accept the mission and in the background, start looking for another job: if you find the other job before the training is complete, well that's a problem for your current employer, not for you: they set the wheels in motion.

    To refuse to train someone else is really unprofessional: all of these comments about getting one over on the new guy, or refusing to do the job are just more reasons in the mind of your employer to get rid of uncooperative employees and replace them with more professional ones.

    Knowing the bits about employment law that I do, I would say that even if it is not in your contract, you're obliged as a general condition of employment to transfer your job function to someone else if asked: that _doesn't_ mean you train someone in how to be a developer, or in a specific language, it just means that you impart the the tactical knowledge you have. In the same way that if your company is going through a quality process (ISO) you'll be asked to document the way you work. If you refuse, it really is grounds for dismissal.

    1. Re:you need to be smarter than this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To refuse to train someone else is really unprofessional: all of these comments about getting one over on the new guy, or refusing to do the job are just more reasons in the mind of your employer to get rid of uncooperative employees and replace them with more professional ones.

      Bull. It's the corporation that's behaving unprofessionally here.

    2. Re:you need to be smarter than this ... by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

      Bah. Don't shift time around to satisfy an presumptive argument.

      Employees don't become 'uncooperative' (i.e. unwilling to suck dick) until their employer has screwed them.

      If you want cooperative employees, treat them like you want them.

      Kinda like relationships. Or kids. Or uh, *customers*.

      Then again, most companies nowadays screw their customers on regular basis. I guess it was only a matter of time before that mentality transferred to how they treat their employees. I bet their kids are fucked up too.

      Suddenly I'm kind of glad that I work for a company whose stockholders like to have big happy families.

      --
      Terrorists can attack freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.
  300. My Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had that dubious honor to train my replacement, a recent import from Russia. The company? Court Square Data Group. In Taxachusetts. May they circle the drain soon.

  301. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  302. Union by frschof · · Score: 1

    WHere is Jimmy Hoffa when u need him.

  303. Train them poorly-Floating the Titanic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "t's the companies who don't want to employ Americans in India because they sure as hell will end up raising the wages in India and reducing the cost advantage of offshoring jobs."

    Oh hell yeah! Can't have those wages being raised.
    Ummm...what was the advantage of Globalization again?

  304. Not Against America by foniksonik · · Score: 1

    It's a tough time.

    Education you thought was 'just for you' has somehow found it's way abroad.

    Jobs you thought were 'just for you' have somehow found their way abroad.

    What do you do?

    What do you know? - now comes the important part...

    You know: how to do the job, how much it costs to do the job, how much the companies you worked for pay to get the job done.

    What do you do? - Organize. Create a consultancy. Identify 'offshore' companies who want to 'do the job'. Offer your expertise. Arrange to provide your 'expertise' to 10 to 100 companies in the States, while 'off-shoring' the work to some company where costs of living is $500 a month.

    You get lemons, make lemonade!

    The American dream is still alive.... accept it, manipulate it. Bam! It requires a little more thought to start, but seriously.... not that much effort. Get with the program, USA still owns the world ;-p and I say that without any regrets, because it is still true... take advantage of our consumer base and all the rest of our advantages..... it just 'simply' is not that hard to do.

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    A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
  305. Train Them Poorly by ddelrio · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What? You think I told him to destroy the network? The guy doesn't even speak English--what did you expect?" Yes, it's cruel and unfair--but that's what makes our country great.

  306. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    Who cares whatt the relative increase is? Isn't it important that everyone is improving their lives? If you're making $10K more today than you were ten years ago does it matter if the richest person made $100 million rather than $1 million?

    As for taxes, you are partly right. 'Rich' people that make over $200 000 (usually 50+, paying off a mortgage, retirement, and putting kids through college, hardly yacht-rich at all) pay enormous amounts of taxes, as much as 44%.
    It's the ludicrously rich people, the Steve Jobbses of the world that aren't getting taxed that much, mostly because they've already accumulated hordes of wealth. You can't tax wealth you already have, just wealth that you will later accumulate.

    And I'm afraid capitalism is working, at least against the alternatives. 'Wealthy' people by and large deserve every penny they make, with exceptions of course. Finally as CrhisMaple mentioned we have absolutely no right to tax anyone: income is not meant to be dispersed but earned.

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    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  307. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by plumby · · Score: 1
    Businesses are fueled by customers, not labor. Strike 3. Yer ouuuuta there! But let's give ya one more at-bat:

    That's like saying cars are fueled by cash. It's customers that pay for the employees, but it's the workers that actually power the company. Try again...

  308. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, sir, are nothing but an envious thief.

  309. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by plumby · · Score: 4, Insightful
    American businesses do find it difficult to employ Americans.

    Like my company, that has just announced record profits, but is just about to lay off 20% of the IT dept, as a cost cutting excercise. Last year the CEO got paid over 10 times the amount that this excercise will save the company. My heart bleeds for these struggling corporations.

  310. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Getting paid 'too much' doesn't really mean anything. Too much by your standards? What does that mean? CEOs make crucial decisions all the time, decisions that can result in millions gained or lost. They are worth every penny providing they do this job well. If they don't, they are the ones that suffer for it. (BTW I also disagee with bailing out business with government funds).


    Paid "too much" ... when a CEO desides to save money by laying off a large number of workers and then gets a X million "bonus" thats "too much"
    When people are exposed as incompitant and corrupt and resign they get a Golden Parachute, thats "too much" as well.

  311. The pendulum has swung too far.... by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First off, let me say that I've seen unions from both sides of the table. I was a shop steward in an IBEW shop, and saw people one third as experienced as me get paid twice as much as I was simply because they had put in more time. I've also been directly involved in contract negotiations as management. Right now, workers NEED unions! The simple fact is that the pendulum has swung too far in the employer's direction for it to ever equalize back. It's kind of 'stuck' up there. Only organized labor is going to have any chance of ever movig it a little down from it's present high horse. Whether you want to admit it or not, there's safety in numbers! Don't get me wrong, I'm not pro union, I'm PRO WORKER! It's just that management has made a science out od screwing workers. Unions have their problems too: Corruption, nepotism, and deadwood. BUT that said, the plusses (unfortunately) FAR OUTWEIGH any minuses for at least the near future...maybe even longer!

  312. I'll train them alright! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you've got to train them, you might as well train them to f**k up your employers' systems in the worst possible way.

    "No, don't do exception handling, just stop the entire server if anything goes wrong", "In this country we trust people, so just give full access rights to everyone including the janitor".

  313. BullCrap by chrispycreeme · · Score: 1

    Just do a pisspoor job and get fired or drag it out till you can't take it anymore. If you have worked at the company for more than six months you get unemployment, at least where I live. The only way you can't is if you quit. This is to prevent people from working for six months, quitting, getting unemployment, finding another job, quitting etc.

    I would talk like a smurfy all day while training: "This is the smurfy server! It runs smurfily! Just hit this smurfy switch right here and it smurfs!" etc etc..

    Should do the trick till your smurfed by management.

  314. Wealth Gaps are Meaningless by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 1
    Who cares if the poor make 15k a year now instead of 2 or 3k, when the wage of the wealthy is increasing 10x, 100x, or even 1000x times.

    Who cares what the wealthy make! What's important is the wealth of the poor relative to their cost of living. Remember that although a wide gulf between the richest and poorest is usually a property of widespread poverty, it certainly can occur for prosperous societies as well. The important problem is how to reduce the burden on the poor, not increase the burden of the rich.

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    It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
    - Jerome Klapka Jerome
  315. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 1

    Wow, we had almost the same introductory sentences. Neat! :-)

    You can't tax wealth you already have, just wealth that you will later accumulate.

    What about property tax?

    we have absolutely no right to tax anyone: income is not meant to be dispersed but earned.

    The government was granted the right to tax income by an ammendment to the Constitution. You don't have an inalienable right of no income tax after all! I view income tax as a fee from the government for providing services (protection, stability, insurance, etcetera). If I disagree with my current government's tax policy too much, then all I really have to do is "shop for another one" (i.e. move to a different country or set up my own like that Aussie fellow did).

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    It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
    - Jerome Klapka Jerome
  316. Take ALL of your paid vacations by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

    When you're told that you need to train your replacement, tell them that you're going to after you take ALL of your paid vacations back to back. If it works, you'll literally be getting paid to look for a new job.

    1. Re:Take ALL of your paid vacations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead and do that -- you will need the money for the lawsuit when they fire your ass.

  317. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have absolutely no clue about anything do you. There is enough food in the world to feed everyone, yet people starve to death, there is enough cash in the world to give people a living wage that would not embarrass them, morons like you are so &^%&^% off the planet.

    You make me sick

  318. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

    Lame. No one cares about your "work hard, yeah!!!" production and no one cares about the weak ass socialist mirror of production you argue against either. It's all bullshit. Smith this, Marx that: fuck it. Tip: don't buy into the American dream lie and marry a bitch and have a bunch of snotty nosed little piece of shit brats and you won't have to worry a day about fucking outsourcing or minimum wage. What kind of twisted fuck brings kids into this world anyway. All a bunch of child/sign fetishist, "ya'll".

  319. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Muttley · · Score: 1

    The problem I think lies in the fact that in most industries paying minimum wage, ie unskilled labour, there is a far higher supply of employment, than employers. Mandatory minimum wage laws are of little impact to people being paid well above the minimum wage, and I think with most unskilled labour, if not all, there is a far greater supply of people who want jobs than there are employers.

    If there is a mandatory minimum wage, and the job is necessary, and it takes 100 people to do the job, then 100 people will be employed at minimum wage rates. If there is no minimum wage, then these people will be paid 'what the market can bear', which might be very low. Ultimately, there will not be any more or less people out of a job, just 100 people with more money to buy food and support families.

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    M.
  320. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When too much wealth begins to accumulate in the upper echelons, the people can adjust the tax rate to stimulate the circulation of the cash.

    Maybe in your country, but we're talking here about the US of Fucking-A under the Bush administration.

  321. Re:Train My Replacement? (This is news?) by dode · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ..."programmers need to stop thinking about themselves as some sort of "upper" class."...

    A point well made, the practice outlined in the original article along with quite a few other labour issues highlighted on slashdot as affecting IT workers have been and are still common practie in manufacturing.

    A few of my ex-colleagues have had to work in China or the old eastern european countries setting up plants to replace the current facilities here in the UK. Two months of hotel living then it's down to the brew, the only upside being that the experience does make it much easier to find alternative employment.

    The bottom line is labour is labour, skill, education or even position within a company (remember middle management) offer little or no protection from capital/ownership changes in direction.

  322. working on free software = slave labor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want to stand together, stop jobs from being lost? Then demand to be compensated for your work. That means not working on some free project that redhat, ibm, or whatever other business is gladly taking and making a buck off of(without having to pay you).

    1. Re:working on free software = slave labor. by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      BS. The software PRODCUT does not need to be controlled. The WORK you do needs to be paid for...the license the work is sold afterwords is not relevant.

      Plumbers dont ask for a fee everytime you flush do they? Why should programmers be permitted to control the work once its 'delivered'?

      further, the SoftwareProduct in a box is a very very small part of the IT work-land. There are 10 Analysts, 10 Technicians and 10 operators for every programmer, and even amounghst those programmers, 1 in 10 might be working on a prodcut that is sold outside as The Product...

  323. So I got ripped off? by PlatinumInitiate · · Score: 1

    My studies weren't subsidized at all when I was in the US. Care to explain that one? Either UT has a problem (have read two posts about it now), or people at UT are somehow picking up stompies as to what is really going on with forgein students over there.

  324. Re:If you are already laid off how can you be fire by wagemonkey · · Score: 1
    But what if playing tetris is the truth?
    It isn't, he posts to slashdot instead.
  325. OI! replacement! ... by hplasm · · Score: 1

    Carry this box of expensive equipment, office supplies and sales leads out to my car. Chop chop, then! ....

    --
    ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  326. Re:Or you could quit your whining and get on with by hplasm · · Score: 2, Funny
    How about s/he gain that knowledge the same way I did, through years of painfully prying it out of everyone else in the company. Or figuring it out myself.

    They would have to, after the training I would give them...

    --
    ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  327. Digging your own grave isn't so bad.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I was hired as a salaried employee by a major communications company that I had been working on & off again as a consultant for. I was hired to consolidate the data centers of several companies they had acquired (obviously, laying off the jobs there) into a much smaller number of datacenters with a unified and well documented design. All of which allowed them to lay off alot of engineers and do the same work with less and actually improved their operations significantly. When I was hired, I was told in advance that I would get severed once my job was complete and I would get a full severance package, which I did. So I worked a year, and came home with almost 2 years salary and had my health benefits for 2 years. Not too shabby for 1 years work.
    Once I left, the remaining employees that they wanted to get rid of at the former companies were fired for breaking company rules (P2P, surfing, etc).

    This is nothing new though, back in 1989 I was working in IT and developing EIS systems, but at the same time developing systems go get rid of Union brakemen at a major transportation company. They were already replaced by automated switches and mainframes, but they had ancient contracts that paid them to sit in airconditioned boxes along the railroad and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. So the company attornies found a way in the contract to fire them. Gave them the option to take retirement and parachute, smart ones took the money and ran, the ones that stayed got fired. My "job" was to build the systems that enabled the company to fire them. We did the same thing with several floors of clerical jobs. Replaced 2000 warm bodies with 100 bodies and a well designed application tailored to their needs. Those 100 bodies more than quadrupled the efficiency of the work produced by the 2000.

    My grandfather was a union buster and was an exec in management, and he ultimately realized the Genie is out of the bottle. Before there were COMPUTERS, you used people to do the job. Computers are a force/work multiplier. The more you use (use effectively and efficiently), the less BODIES you need. It's that simple.

    Toss in the ultra low wages paid to third world laborers, give them some computer operator skills, watch out... your job is definitely next.

    I might sound paranoid, but I think we are heading to a further stratification of the social structure. There will be the ultra rich, and the ultra poor with more and more distinction between the two. At the same time, the world's governments will merge into one...

  328. And yet again, this is simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are too stupid to see the writing on the wall and line up another job BEFORE you get laid off, then you deserve every bit of misery that you get... Come on people, offshoring is here to stay and if you still think you can command 1999 salaries for dicking around with computers, you're a moron. Truth is, any idiot can pick up an MCSE book and become an IT "professional," including Indians, who also happen to be willing to work for less than you. Corporate America has discovered that it doesn't take a rocket scientist to keep a network going, and they feel cheated that they've had to pay so much for this service in the past. Payback's a bitch, isn't it? The sooner you people realize that your PHB, VP, and CEO are your ALLIES not your ENEMIES, the sooner you'll have a safe and secure job. Here's a little hint - nobody who has a winning team attitude gets offshored. However, EVERYBODY who sits at their IT "professional" desk and bitches about how these stupid lusers are a pain in their ass and how the company is a piece of shit, gets offshored. You are not hired to be omnipotent gods of the network. You are hired to provide a service to the employess of the company you work for. You are in a service industry, and you are subservient to the employees, not authoritative over them. It's time to get over yourselves...

  329. Advice from Homer Simpson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (I don't remember the exact words but ...)
    Homer said "Don't strike, just go into work and do a half-assed job. It's the American way!"

  330. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight: basically the reason you should be kept is _not_ competence, it's _not_ productivity... it's just that hopefully noone will show the new guy where the files are and what that mess of piss-poor quality undocumented code does.

    You know what? That's exactly the reason why more people like you should be fired, and sent back to whatever burger-flipper jobs they had before the dot com scam.

    And you know what? That's precisely the reason the whole "send the jobs overseas" plan is happening in the first place. Because the domestic market is flooded with cheats, frauds and leeches who don't plan to do a good job, but just see it as "hey, cool, I can get a buttload of money for nothing." And who, in many cases, won't hesitate to actively sabotage the project. (E.g., deliberately making it hard to maintain, as "job security.")

    All those con artists cost the economy a buttload of money. Money which ultimately comes from everyone else.

    Here's an idea for you: how about being unreplaceable for being competent, productive and competitive? That's what a job in programming used to mean. And those are _not_ the jobs who get sent overseas.

    Yes, I know, it sounds absurd. It also sounds like real work.

    I'm going to say something nasty. You know what I really want now? To see the fraud laws applied to resumes too. Same as selling a non-existing product based on faked specs is fraud, I see no reason why selling non-existing competence based on a faked resume is any better.

    I want to see all those fraudsters not just fired, but fined for more than they ever made in that job. And if possible sent to state prison. But at the very least, I want to see the hiring company entitled to sue the pants out of you if you sold yourself as some Java or C++ expert while barely being able to copy and paste a "Hello World" tutorial.

    Probably not going to happen, but I can dream anyway.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  331. The Kevin Spacey way... by RoyalCheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or you could try repeating that bit of blackmail that Kevin Spacey's character managed in American Beauty. Run out of the bosses office with your mascara a bit runny, buttoning up your shirt, making sure someone sees you. Doesn't matter that you both might be beard wearing, pizza eating, coke drinking dorks with 50" waiste lines. A good lawyer should be able to come through for you!

  332. Cost cutting at all costs. by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was laid off last year, along with all my development team in the UK, and I was given the dubious honor of not only training our Pakistani replacements, but coordinating the whole training program.

    Unlike the original visionaries who drove the original development, our new management were pure short termists. They didn't listen when we told them that the development practices they were adopting would come back to bite them. Over the preceding year, purely as a result of a management drive to win each new customer by agreeing to anything they wanted, the system had become kludged to hell - by now we were scared of parts of it, and we wrote it. Guess how much good quality documentation existed?

    Three people were sent over to London to learn all they could about the system we'd spent 3 years creating. I felt sorry for these three guys, so far from their families, struggling to understand something they had no realistic hope of ever getting to grips with. My job was toast anyway - the writing had been on the wall. We were courteous and friendly to them. We tried to help them understand the system. They failed - it was inevitable. The company didn't allocate very much time for the transfer either - it would have cost too much to keep us much longer, apparently.

    I'm now in a much more interesting and visionary organisation, from where I've had the bittersweet pleasure of watching that company slowly die. Don't blame your replacements - they're normally nice and intelligent people, who'll normally feel quite bad about the situation too.

    Any system complex and interesting enough to be worthy of your time is going to be very hard, if not impossible, to transfer working knowledge to a completely new bunch of people all in one go.

    Especially if your management is already in the mindset of cost cutting at all costs.

  333. Is handing over "training"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I am a student now. But I was working in software industry prior to this. I have a few friends who work on projects outsourced to India. It is not the fault of India or Indians that they are picking up the jobs offered to them. The report in yahoo about "training your own professionals", does not potray a real picture of what actually happens. The so called training is nothing more than handing over of responsibilities . It does not involves any technical training. It involves pointing out the location of the source code, structure of the source code, and the build system. This is all you need to take over a software project. Out of the three tasks it is rare that someone will explain to you the structure of the code. The engineer assigned has to mostly pick it up himself. I am sorry for the job losses that are happening because of outsourcing, and sincerely wish that they do not happen. But it is unfare to write an article which questions the competence of Indian software professionals.

  334. Don't move to Georgia by clone22 · · Score: 1

    I'm a consultant in Georgia and only make $7 an hour. The traffic is horrible. My pickup won't start, so I have to walk 30 miles to work everyday, through the Kudzu, barefoot, uphill (both ways). The only thing we have to eat here is grits, and everyone from here is a toothless, confederate flag waving, cross burning, southern drawl speaking, cousin marrying, gun toting, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinking, Yankee hating redneck. Really. Don't move here. You'll hate it.

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    Ask me about my vow of silence!
  335. Know what I find ironic about this? by Slartibartfast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's this huge broughaha over jobs going overseas. Did anyone care when it was textile jobs going overseas? Not really. How about steel? Manufacturing? Nope. Barely a peep from anything that didn't have the word "union" associated. But now that it's finally worked its way up to white collar jobs, the nation is suddenly endangered.

    You know what, folks? Cope! It's part of living in a global economy, whether you like free trade or not. Unless you're totally isolationist, it's something that is just going to have to be dealt with.

    I'm not implying that I don't feel for those who've lost jobs, but I've known a LOT of people who have (including my wife, a tech writer, TWICE), and most all of them have found employment if they were, well, employable. Some had to change venues, but to be brutally honest, that was separating wheat from chaff.

    Frankly, for the most of us, it's a good wakeup call. I've seen too many people grow cushy in their jobs, and buy houses that, once they get canned, they suddenly can't afford to live in, because nowhere else is paying like middle management job they had for the past 15 years.

    $.02, + S&H

    1. Re:Know what I find ironic about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cope? We've always had jobs to fall back on. Lets see... whats the fallback job now? McDonalds?

    2. Re:Know what I find ironic about this? by kelzer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apologies - this post has a US-centric viewpoint.

      I don't have a problem with the global economy. What I have a problem with is that it seems the US is the only country openly embracing this global economy. Our trade deficit is currently at an all time high.

      I'm not in favor of total isolationism, but OTOH I would like to see increased tarriffs and some protectionist laws in place *until* we achieve a level playing field.

      Otherwise, how can our standard of living not go down?

      --

      ---------------------------------------------
      SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    3. Re:Know what I find ironic about this? by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      Imagine where the US auto makers would be today if we struck a protectionist attitude in the 80s when Japanese car companies were trouncing Detriot.

      I remember well the talk that US manufacturing was all going to the Japanese, blah, blah, blah. Well folks it didn't ALL go away and the parts that did go to foreign firms resulted in cheaper cars for everyone. In fact Japan moved a lot of their manufacturing TO the US not away from it. In the process we learned a lot about Japanese efficiency.

      How about all the whiners find new things to do that foreigners can't and is worthwhile in todays markets. If a bonehead in some other country can do your job then maybe you weren't so great afterall. Why are you so deserving of that job? Go back to school, think of a good idea, innovate, manage foreign employees, etc...

      The US would be as bad as Spain, Italy, France, Greece, etc... today if it had turtled up with protectionist policies before now.

  336. Day One by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    Pleased to meet you! Trust me - the boss loves his coffee prepared with laxatives.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  337. Its even better here in the UK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in the public sector - and tbh - I have never have believed the turnover of staff WITHIN such a large organisation. The repeated restructuring programmes lead to people being made redundant, or even better, being offered some poor secretarial job within the council. This often leads to the temp who was doing the job previously to train the next person, lets call him Joe.

    Joe was probably in management before and sits there doing weird shit with the mouse and eating donuts while the guy whos job it was before has no employment rights, trains him up on Excel and Word to a decent standard all while doing his usual job in parallel. Joe now has a job he hates (because he doesn't understnd it or those bloody computers) and the Temp moves on to another contract (almost certainly within same unnamed public sector organisation).

    Eventually the temp decides to jack in his crud insecure job, leaving the *cough* in the lurch and another turns up only to do exactly the same thing. Rumour has it that more than 1/3 of this very organisation is made up of Temps... Makes a lot of sense doesn't it!

    Suppose I had better do some work then... actually I'm a temp too!

  338. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by ponxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > CEOs make crucial decisions all the time, decisions that can result in millions gained or
    > lost. They are worth every penny providing they do this job well.

    If they are to gain a percentage of the millions won through their decisions that's perfectly ok, so long as they also pay for a similar percentage of the millions lost to their incompetence...

    Unfortunately the story that managers have such a risky life, risk being fired with no income at no notice etc. is complete nonsense. The closer to the the top you get the less personal risk there is. For a start they have enough capital to cope without any income ever again, which reduces personal risk to 0. Even if they screw up, they get pensions, severance pay etc. etc. in amounts that any of the 1000s who lost their jobs due to their incompetence can only dream about...

    So anyway, entrepreneurs i'm ok with earning lots of money as it's their captial that's at stake. Managers risk nothing and thus should be paid like an ordinary professional, not like a successful entrepreneur..

  339. Better yet... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    DO train the new hire... and encourage him to "press The Red Button" if he is ever in doubt about what to do. In most tech companies, this should result in the self-destruct mechanism being activated. That'll teach them.

    --
    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  340. Delete Me, Delete You by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of stories about the db programmer who had special hooks in the code to handle cases such as when his name was deleted from the company roles.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  341. Re:If only Americans knew how good it is elsewhere by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    How do we fund our social programs when no one wants to work anymore because everyone can make a good living from just collecting from the state?

    The US _IS_ a Civilized country. We don't allow our citizens to assume they can do nothing with thier lives and still live a good life. The US provides its citizens with reality while those other countries try to provide a socialist utopian paradise thats always crumbling apart at the seams. Sure they have free healthcare but have you seen the quality of it? And what happens in those countries when the demographics hit the fan and you have more people who are retired than working? Pyramid scheme social programs tend to break when that happens. And lastly the US has a lower unemployment rate than most of the countries you listed.

    But thats ok, keep wishing for a great socialist paradise. We'll keep waiting for one to appear on this earth.

    --
    Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  342. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Genom · · Score: 1

    Likewise, when there are thousands of different unemployed people, competition drives wages down. If not for minimum wage, these wages would go waaay down. Look at England during the industrial revolution. Know your history.

    England? Heck, look at the IT market in the US ofter the bubble burst! Thousands of unemployed IT workers, very few jobs. Didn't take long at all for the wages to come tumbling down, and the requirements to go shooting through the roof.

    Tech support for an ISP? Pre-bubble: Any warm body with a modicum of technical aptitude, a willingness to learn, and the ability to put up with clueless end-users on the phone. Post-bubble: 4 year degree, and 10 years experience doing tech support minimum (preferably on the exact hardware the ISP in question uses). This for what is normally considered a pretty much entry-level position in the IT field.

  343. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Beer_Smurf · · Score: 1

    I really have a problem with this whole line of thinking.
    It seems to infer that being rich or poor is somehow the fault of the government or some external force.
    Sure some people are born into richer or poorer families.
    However I think the larger factor of an individuals personality, drive and work habits are a much bigger factor.
    Some people are just lazy by nature and will do just enough work not to starve, while others have an amazing internal drive to succeed and excel.
    No ill-conceived government taxation program is going to change this.
    This is not to say that sometimes people need a little help to get thier lives turned around.
    But when it comes down to the whole idea about the rich keeping the poor down, I just don't buy it.

  344. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Azghoul · · Score: 1

    What "right" do you have to tax anyone's earnings? What "right" do you think you have to take x% from them? What is that percentage? Who the hell gets to decide? You?

    That's so fucked up I don't even know where to begin.

    And you were actually doing alright in your argument until that point.

    Your comments complaining the the rich are getting richer while the poor are getting... richer just smacks of jealousy to me.

  345. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Azghoul · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't all the complaints about the rich being taxed go away if we instituted a VAT or national sales tax instead?

    Hell, provide a way for people to get back the first X thousand they pay in sales tax (to help out the poor). Don't pay any sales tax on some small number of vitals (basically the foods you don't pay sales tax on today).

    Then when the rich guy goes out to buy his multi-million dollar yacht, there's no way for him to hide his income.

  346. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wake up fools! This IS capitalism, and always has been. Aside from the occasional nuisance of a revolution, this has been happening since the dawn of man. All this talk of "freedom" and "democracy" has made our brains numb to the memories of distant misery.

  347. If Americans Lack the Education and Skills... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Americans are lacking in education and skills (a fact according to many in the media), why are Americans asked to train their replacements?

  348. It's no use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BOB SLYDELL
    So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and
    you bring them down to the software engineers?

    TOM
    That, that's right.

    BOB PORTER
    Well, then I gotta ask, then why can't the customers just take the
    specifications directly to the software people, huh?

    TOM
    Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with
    customers.

    BOB SLYDELL
    You physically take the specs from the customer?

    TOM
    Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax.

    BOB SLYDELL
    Ah.

    BOB PORTER
    Then you must physically bring them to the software people.

    TOM
    Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

    BOB SLYDELL
    Well, what would you say... you do here?

    TOM
    Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so
    the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at
    dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS
    WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!

    It's no use, they'll just bring in consultants to figure out you don't do anything anyway.

  349. Another Alternative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is to do a lousy job training your replacement.

    Lots of options here:

    Communications problems - give correct training but inefficiently.

    Train wrongly - effeciently give the wrong training.

    Combine the first two - inefficiently give the wrong training.

    Others?

    I don't recommend these options. I has been my experience that you will do more harm to your self respect that it is worth. Sometimes, knowing you have options to play dirty and choosing not to will lighten your heart however and give you a head start in the rest of your life.

    I have never been a big fan of unions, but perhaps we are getting to a point where one in the IT industry would prove useful.

    [rant]
    I think unions can be necessary. I even think they can be a good idea. I just think they are often implemented poorly.

    I admit I have probably been too often on the ownership/management side of the fence to see things clearly. When I have been an employee, I have always been quite ready to walk and have been able to make deals I was happy with.

    Let me give one small example of my problems with unions where I live.

    It has been my experience that it is so difficult to find good employees that employers will often keep emplloyees on who should have been let go long before. They do this because they need the postion filled. Choosing a replacement is a long, costly and unpleasant task. There is no great hope that the replacement will be any better. Still, the union mentality seems to be that employers take delight in wrongfully dismissing employees and do so on a whim for kicks. Now I don't doubt that some do, but many that I run into are in the situation I describe. I could give other examples.

    Now unions and management (owners) need to have an adversarial relationship. I believe they need a cooperative relationship as well which is often missing. To me, a union with a good outlook would be trying to find ways to increase company profits (so long as the members get a fair share of the increase.) Helping to train and motivate employees would be a good idea in my view.
    [/rant]

    Could have run on but cut things short.

    Advice, train your replacement and move on. Cut expenses to the bone and go out and earn an income somewhere. Cutting your expenses is the key.

    Inexpensive fun. This is another key. Lots of fun and good times to be had hanging out with friends and talking, joking, making music, working on projects, working on a new business.

    Community service. If you are laid off, don't sit around and waste away your time. Do profitable work even if you do not get paid money for it. Grow some veggies, help some of the less fortunate in your home town, work on a Free Software project, clean up your house or neighbourhood.

    Be positive even in lousy situations. Keep your dignity. Improve yourself.

    A Nony Mouse

  350. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Herkules · · Score: 1

    Maybe there is hope for this world afterall... We just need more of the parent poster..

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    CIA Factbook 2002 (US):"Since 1975, practically all the gains in household income have gone to the top 20% of households
  351. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Azghoul · · Score: 1

    Wow, you're confused.

    Someone doesn't agree with you and their "tv fed", "cowboy", and they think social security is "evil".

    Asshole.

    Social Security like it's set up right now is fucked up. It's obviously not evil to force people to save for their retirement. It IS evil to force people to put money into a black hole, earning nothing with it, and putting the country into a debt-ridden hole because of simple demographics.

    Hopefully once you grow up you'll stop being such a simpleton.

    And don't give us any of your bullshit about the Marxist ideal because it's fucking failed EVERYWHERE.

  352. It's called damning with faint praise... by blorg · · Score: 1

    "Yes they worked here and the dates they worked were from X to Y..." is actually a *bad reference*. "He worked here and was one of the best employees we ever had - had the initiative to suggest and implement a new system that saved us $x per year, etc. - we were sorry to see him go and would definitely rehire him" - that is a *good reference*.

  353. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by mr.capaneus · · Score: 1

    I don't think so. Where is the "right" derived from? In a Democratic society, rights are derived from the will of the people. That means that we have the right to set tax rates how we please. It is not stealing. If you feel that the government is stealing from you, then you should remove yourself from society and stop benefiting from everything it provides you. I'm sure if you moved to a remote island in the South Pacific and started a neo-con commune, the same ingenuity and hard work that got you to the top in this meritocracy will get you really far in life.

  354. Tech Union Here we Come by big-giant-head · · Score: 1

    It's funny, the huge corps, through thier own greed, are about to bring about a whole host of bad things they don't want. They will whine like stuck pigs when it happens. We will have draconian tax and employment rules because of all this, plus we could start having tech unions, which most of us don't want, but if it's that or see your job goto india, union here I come.

    I can see it now, "Ah sorry your a programmer, your gonna have to wait for someone from sysadmin union to come and install websphere and eclipse on your desktop. Oh and someone from the PC support union will be by to plug the ethernet cable into your box in the next couple of weeks. Until then you have to sit and twiddle your thumbs......."

    --

    So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
    1. Re:Tech Union Here we Come by lifespan · · Score: 0

      plus we could start having tech unions, which most of us don't want, but if it's that or see your job goto india, union here I come.

      If you have no collective bargaining power, it's not surprising you're getting shafted. Who is stopping you from having a Tech Union?

      --
      -- Howto: Get +5 (1) Whine about M$ (2) Namedrop Gentoo (3) Casually Abuse Mods (4) Namedrop Early Computer Model
  355. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by mr.capaneus · · Score: 1

    'Rich' people that make over $200 000 (usually 50+, paying off a mortgage, retirement, and putting kids through college, hardly yacht-rich at all)

    Listen closely and you can hear the worlds smallest violin playing for those peope who "only" make 200K a year. That must really suck.
    'Wealthy' people by and large deserve every penny they make

    No. Most rich people are just lucky. There is a very thin line between being very wealthy and being destitute. There is a great potential in our economic system for a small number of people to make a whole lot of money but it really is just a crapshoot. Sure, it takes a lot of work, in most cases, to have a chance at the big bucks but luck really is a large factor. I don't really see how a billionaire can deserve such an amazingly disproportiante amount of wealth. Does a CEO making 50 million a year really work over 3,000 times as hard as someone working for minimum wage stocking shelves at Wal-Mart?

  356. Been there, Done That by wizkid · · Score: 1


    About 10 years ago, I was told to do just that. I worked for a defense contractor based out of a town just southwest of denver. They had me train 4 replacements. Of course, the first 3 were dufus's. The 4th was a friend and he convinced management that my services were needed. So we both stayed on the project for a year.

    I suspect that there isn't a chance in hell that the people that are stuck doing this exercise now will have this kind of luck. Management is to busy shipping off the future for a gain in stock price today.

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    I take no responsibility for what I say. Even though I'm never wrong :)
  357. Twisted sense of fair-play by BubbaJonBoy · · Score: 1

    Our politicians try to mollify us by saying there will be "new opportunities" and make us feel guilty for wanting protectionist legislation.
    Everyone else in the world plays by different rules. Just yesterday I read a piece where China enacted legislation where it is mandatory that 70% of goods and services for the state must be home-grown. They at least realize that without incentives and sheltering from predatory foreigners there is no progress or growth.
    We don't owe the world a damned thing! I don't give a rats ass about the poverty anywhere but here - the country I was born in, live in, pledged allegiance to - and love with all my heart as the greatest collection of souls on the planet. I'm supposed to feel sorry for some schmuck in India because he's there and poor and I'm here and not?
    These bastards in Washington seem to think that we'll all do ok being burger flippers and "lawn care specialists". That's a snake eating it's own tail - without a decent income - where are people supposed to get the money to consume and pay for all these services?
    Regards, BubbaJon

  358. Train My Replacement by TheresaH · · Score: 1

    This isn't an unusual happening in the work world. My husband hired in at a company promising him a permanent job. He was being paid 18 an hour as a machine tool electrician, installing machinery he had helped build. He was asked to train 8 south of the border fellas who couldn't even speak English. When my husband's 89th day was up, they "let him go". Several of my husband's friends in the same field have reported the same thing, and one of them actually worked in that same place after my husband, and they did the same thing to him. Know what? Our unemployment ran out. We have gone through our life savings. We are down to nothing left. I'm 49 and he's 57. Try getting a job that will even pay for the little house on a slab that we live in. The trainee-guys were working for 7 and 8 an hour, owned no homes, so paid for none of the taxes we pay for. It's the new migrant worker jobs. They bunk up 4 guys or more to a hotel room. I was working in an airplane instrument factory, same story. Businesses get a tax break for hiring foreignors, folks, so maybe we should all change races and colors??? So, it looks like the thing to do folks, is start your own business, and hire cheap workers until America falls. Every man for himself, like rats jumping ship while it burns.

  359. Re:Or you could quit your whining and get on with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or even better. I would train them wrong. "This system requires a resting period of 1 hour a day. Shut it down around 1pm."

  360. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by salemnic · · Score: 1

    Actually, that's oppression of the minority. The great thing about North America is that you too have the opportunity to go about making yourself rich. The tools are out there. Penalizing someone for making something of themselves is incredibly un-American.

    Also - inflation is inflation is inflation - the reason we have billionaires now instead of millionaires is that the value of the dollar is down. The gap between the rich and the poor is getting wider, but a lot of that is due to compounding inflation. If you rolled back everything to 1974 dollars and did a comparison, you'd see less of a difference than you think.

    My $.02

    -s

  361. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by salemnic · · Score: 1

    You know, I think you're right - when the government didn't have any employee right or employee protection laws in place, the employee did take advantage of the employees.

    That time is over.

    Since the government has stepped forward and started protecting employees, union are no longer necessary. In fact, the laws that protect the employee and the union have swung the pendulum the other way, so that unions are the root of many of the problems we have today (especially as far as global competition go)

    My $.02

    -s

  362. We need to have an immigration time-out by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    it is hurting our wages too much.

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  363. It's the bottom line.... by Ghengis · · Score: 1

    When we're done training them, the company can get them to do the same job for half the pay

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  364. SUE!! by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Normally I dont like lawyers. However if the employer threatens to terminate you "with cause", thereby making you ineligible for unemployment, then bring suit. Then it will be much cheaper for the company to lay you off properly rather than to fight a court case. It helps if you have additional cirumstances- over 40, not a white male, been having health problems from overworks, etc.

  365. True. by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

    But if you've been planning your departure for some time, and you already have a job "waiting in the wings", you should have been moving all of your stuff out of your office in the preceding weeks. That way, when they tell you to load up a box and move out ASAP, all you have to take with you is the stuff you brought in with you that same day to work.

  366. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by zero_offset · · Score: 1

    There are a whole hell of a lot more than "several" wealthy CEO's. Being the president of a company is no small task, but it also rarely warrants tens of millions in compensation and benefits when that same CEO whacks a few hundred or a few thousand of his less fortunate employees -- you know, those same poor bastards who bust their ass each day to keep the CEO in limos and jets.

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  367. Re:Other countries have been doing it for DECADES by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    I actually went to your URL before I posted my reply. Please recognize that your very out of the way website is in no way shape or form, Gospel on economic matters.

    And before we begin here can you quickly tell me whats the difference between the American Propaganda Machine and the European Propaganda Machine?

    Ok about Canada. Canada's nationalized healtcare system is a mess. Yes its free, but that doesn't mean its GOOD. They routinely bus cancer patients down to the US so they can be scanned to see how far their cancer has spread. They don't have enough machines or technicians or doctors up in Canada willing to do the job for such low pay. France's scientists just went on strike because they're sick of the pay and budget cuts. Why should someone go to school and become a scientist and then go on to earn only $25,000 a year when you can migrate to another country (such as to the US where many French scientists DO come) and earn much much more? All over europe social systems are being slowly but surely dismantled because they just plain can't afford it anymore. Its a sad reality but a reality nontheless. Public museums that used to be open everyday are being closed down, universities in the UK are preparing top off fees, public schools are facing cutbacks....etc.

    Progressive tax system? Did you know that the US has a progressive tax system as well? Yes thats right! Those in higher tax brackets pay more in taxes! Those in lower tax brackets pay less in tax! Thats progressive!

    Yes the Europeans have been funding their social programs for decades. For the past 50 years every country in Europe has had an increasing population growth rate. The problem is thats not true anymore. Italy for example is stagnating. The other countries in Europe are slowing down and will eventually begin shrinking in population. So please tell me how does one fund social programs with shrinking populations?

    I am not ignorant. I know that the countries in Europe are Social Democracies. Yes they are capitalist to a limited degree. But they are also socialist as they care more about making sure everyone gets obscenely and inappropriately expensive benefits instead of making sure their economies are functioning properly. Does the fact that France and Germany have 9% and 11% rates of unemployment not bother you at all? How can anyone say that Europeans have job security when a great many Europeans can't get a job to begin with? My idea of true job security is that one is able to get another job quickly after quitting or being fired/laid off from their current one, not a garuntee of a job for life from government regulations. Its really hard for European companies to compete when they have such a hard time downsizing. It may seem like a good thing in the short run (the employees get to keep their jobs) but in the long run the company loses business and marketshare to foreign competitors and may eventually go out of business.

    By the way, thanks for the multiple ad hominem attacks. They really contribute to a peaceful and civilized conversation that I an American can expect from either a European or a Eruopean minded American.

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  368. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Unions DID help the working man. The problem is that they became big and corrupt.

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  369. My company has a different strategy by JTravinski · · Score: 1

    When my company wants to get rid of someone but does not want to lay them off with benefits and severance, they use a fairly underhanded but not unintelligent strategy. They ask you to relocate. They do this to people that they know cannot relocate or are unwilling to do so. A lot of times they will ask you do move to an area with a much higher cost of living and they do not offer any kind of salary adjustment.

    They have done it to a few people in my department already. So, if you choose not to move, they can fire you and it is not unreasonable or you can quit and also end up with nothing. I bet the manager that came up with that idea got a raise even though we keep laying people off!

  370. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Small business ("evil satan-spawn" is probably the term more familiar to you) makes up 99.7% of American employers and gives jobs to over 50% of the workforce. Strike 2.

    Actually, this hasn't been true since the 60's. It's a common rant from the Libretarian crowd (although for different reasons; they're lamenting the decline of small business). Something like 70% of Americans are now employed by medium and large businesses.

    Besides, a more relevant figure would be the spread of the dollar value of those jobs. (I don't know those figures.)

  371. commie bullshit unions!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your crap somewhere else,commie.
    Nobody's falling for your 'solidarity' bullshite..
    Union scum are the reason why jobs are going to china/india...overpaid losers who are sick of thinking...

    get dead

  372. Re:Or you could quit your whining and get on with by Newander · · Score: 1

    What next job? I'm still looking for the first one.

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  373. To Manager: GO (expletive) YOURSELF.... by xanos3001 · · Score: 1

    I will not train a my replacement if you are sending my job overseas. You can lay me off/fire me and I will collect my unemployment because it is the law to pay unemployment otherwise suffer a law suit. Based on my portfolio that you help grow + my own investments, I will be secure in continuing my career else where and know that.... I am a proud American who will fight for his honor. Thank you.

  374. Consulting by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

    Quit but take everyone with you from IT (call it a protest or what-not).

    Pool your last paychecks and go buy a $35 business licence.

    Together, offer your previous company top of the line training for thier new employees. Figure out how long all of you would have been able to work before they laid you off, how much severance they would have given you (or how much you think you deserved... what are they going to do, say no?), and total it. Then double it. Hell... quadruple it, you have a captive market. Then charge them a flat fee, starting with your total, for one month of training for 5 employees. Every month after that you can give them 20 or 30% off for being good customers. If your professional about it, you'll probably get the contract. Some of the employees still at your old company (CFO probably) may not like it, they may even hate it, but if any of them held it against you they'd be fools.

    If someone puts you in that position you are not helpless. You simply have to think like the business and figure out what it is they're trying to get. They want cheaper development. That's not you, it won't ever be you again, but they'll need your help with the transition. That doesn't mean they get to set the terms of the transition (unless you let them), just that they want to do it. Help them, but on your terms.

    [why am I always a day late on articles I know something about...]

  375. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by FanaticalDesperado · · Score: 0

    That's exactly the reason why more people like you should be fired, and sent back to whatever burger-flipper jobs they had before the dot com scam.

    Bullshit. If a company is laying you off to save money on cheaper foreign workers, you have no obligation to see to the good of the company in the future. The company-employee trust has been broken, and not by you.

    That's precisely the reason the whole "send the jobs overseas" plan is happening in the first place. Because the domestic market is flooded with cheats, frauds and leeches who don't plan to do a good job, but just see it as "hey, cool, I can get a buttload of money for nothing."

    Bullshit. It's about money. Don't fool yourself into thinking that there aren't people in the US who do a good job.

    Here's an idea for you: how about being unreplaceable for being competent, productive and competitive? That's what a job in programming used to mean.

    Bullshit. I know several people who are productive and competent, but are no longer competitive because they can't work for $3/hr. There have also always been unproductive people in programming, and there always will be. I have even worked with some of the very same unproductive programmers that my father worked with 20 years ago. Not much has changed in their level of productivity. They get jobs because they make friends with other people in the company and the other people recommend them when there are openings. It has always been that way and it always will be.

    I'm going to say something nasty. You know what I really want now? To see the fraud laws applied to resumes too.

    I do agree that there should be some sort of penalty applied to people who lie on their resume. I also think that there should be some sort of penalty applied to salesman who sell a product/service that the company doesn't provide and to the management that allows it to happen. I don't, however, agree with the extent of your punishments. I do think that equal punishment should apply to the person who lied on their resume and the person who hired them. If the person they hired is incompetent then it follows that the hiring manager is also incompetent, do you not agree? After all, it is the manager's job to hire competent people.

    On a personal note, you seem extremely bitter and I pray that I never see the world in the same light as you.

  376. Re:Endlessly ratcheting up competition==ponzi sche by Freedom+Bug · · Score: 1
    Do you not see that? Telling everyone to continue to compete harder and harder and harder is a Ponzi Scheme?

    What is EVERYONE works as hard as they possibly can? The bottom half stills gets cut off. That is a game that has no winners, in the end.

    But that's exactly the sort of game that everybody wins at. It's the whole point of the marketplace, it's the reason the US is ahead of everybody else in so many ways. Ruthless competition is hard on those doing it, but the economy as a whole sees all of it's primary resources (people) get better. We produce more, more taxes get taken in to pay for roads, prices go down and people spend more. It's that whole nasty virtuous circle thing.

    Bryan

  377. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by G00F · · Score: 1

    Actually, companies try very hard to take advantage of their employees. Even with laws they find ways arround it.

    The problem now days is that Unions have now become a big evil in most cases. Costing employees a lot of miney, creating lazy workers, gouging the employer with having more redundant workers not doing anything.

    Example is looking at roadside crews, where you see 10 people holding stop or slow signs, and 1/2 of them are chating with someone who isn;t doing anything. Then you see 10 more people watching 1 person using a piece of equipment.

    But all in all, I would love to see a IT union started, except that we are losing jobs to other countries already. However, with a union set up, we might get some political pull in helping the "American Pride" campain. Push companies to bring their support lines back to the states, and no fireing seasond men and replacing them with right out of school/temp jobs.

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  378. Unions don't represent a group by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    They only represent the unionised employees in that group.

    For example here in New South Wales the Railway union signed a agreement in which they'd always give so many days notice before a strike & in exchange employees would get a industrial accord allowance.

    Well guess what, only unionised employees the industrial accord allowance, the logic being is that the union doesn't represent the un-unionised employees, so it's up to them to sign their own individual industrial accords before they can get the extra allowance (about double the union fee, meaning we in effect got paid to be in the union).

    Also my brother works in a place where only the unionised employees get all the special awards & allowances they bargined for over the years, while the non-unionised employees don't. You see it's only the new employees that belong to the industry union that know not to sign the AWA (Australian workplace agreement), in which give up their right to awards & allowances. They know enough to say they lost their form or left it at their girlfriends & will sign it when they pick it up or get a new form, or they just return it amongst the other forms, filled in but unsigned, because once one starts actually working, one can't get sacked for not filling out an AWA

    1. Re:Unions don't represent a group by salemnic · · Score: 1

      Ah - my mistake, I did not know you were speaking about Australian unions. I was considering North American unions, where either the entire designated group is in a union (i.e. All techs) or none of the designated group is in a union.

      -s

  379. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    Total bullshit. Are you going to tell me lawyers, doctors, and top managers just got 'lucky'? You may say, 'no but they had rich parents blah blah' but they still had to work their ass off to get into their respective schools. Advantaged? yes, but not lucky.

    Finally your last point is irrelvant. It's not 'how hard' someone works, but how much their labor is worth. I would gladly pay that CEO 50 million a year if he could save my company over 50 million dollars in key decisions. Can that kid stocking shelves do that? Probably not.

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  380. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    Actually many CEOs do make less money if they make bad decisions. Much of their wealth is tied to the stock of the company, and when the stock falls, so does their wealth.
    But you're right, it's hard to fire a CEO since he's, well, the fucking president. However he is still accountable to his consumers and the success of his business. It is in his best interest to make his business succeed. Failure of the business will mean failure for him.

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  381. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1
    f there is a mandatory minimum wage, and the job is necessary, and it takes 100 people to do the job, then 100 people will be employed at minimum wage rates. If there is no minimum wage, then these people will be paid 'what the market can bear', which might be very low.

    Everything you said was correct except this. Employer's don't set wages arbitrarily, they too must pay competetive wages and what their business can afford. If they are only will to pay $3/h, and minimum wage law says you must pay $5/h, they will NOT simply shrug their shoulders and pay people the $5. More likely they will close their business or outsource it. If minimum wage law was instead $15/h, do you think McDonald's would just pay it, or do you think they would go quickly out of business?
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  382. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    I don't buy it either, good post.

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  383. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. If a company is laying you off to save money on cheaper foreign workers, you have no obligation to see to the good of the company in the future. The company-employee trust has been broken, and not by you.

    I'm not as much worried about the individual company, nor about the CEO's bonus, as about society as a whole. Even taking the most conservative estimates on how much is spent on computing each year, and applying the results of such statistics as "68% of Java developpers don't know Java" or "3 out of 4 programmers can't really program"... it's scary. It means _hundreds_ _of_ _billions_ each year are drained just into feeding parasites.

    It's money which could be better spent elsewhere. It could mean opening new factories and creating work for a lot more people. And this time for people who actually want to do honest work, not for cheats and liars.

    Even if I'm to get in the mindset of "screw the corporations and their CEOs! They have too much money! Make 'em pay!" there are way better ways than this. Change some employment laws. Raise the minimum wage. Stuff which benefits everyone, not just the biggest liars and cheats.

    Bullshit. It's about money.

    Indeed. And I think being about the money is actually a good thing. Most companies weren't seeing a profit out of those hordes of incompetents taking years to deliver a half-arsed system. If that grandious enterprise system makes 5 secretaries redundant, but requires 4 full time programmers and admins, it's actually making a loss. And that loss might just cause a lot more jobs lost down the line.

    Don't fool yourself into thinking that there aren't people in the US who do a good job.

    Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of _very_ competent people in the US. But here's the rub: not half as many as are currently getting ridiculously high salaries as programmers.

    The plan to let go of the manufacturing industry and make everyone a programmer or other high-tech expert was fundamentally flawed. It's as stupid as saying "screw the rest of the economy, this whole country is going to produce and export movies." Most people just can't either act, direct or write a good script. You only have a tiny fraction of the population who can do that well. Same with programming.

    I know several people who are productive and competent, but are no longer competitive because they can't work for $3/hr.

    Those can always find another (better) job. I did. Within a month I was hired again.

    The last statistic I've seen, said that less than 10% of the jobs were moved so far. Roll it around in your head. If you're not in the 10% most incompetent segment, you'll still find a job. It might involve moving (_not_ to India), or having "only" a 5 figure salary for a change, or other mildly unpleasant stuff, but you'll survive.

    I do agree that there should be some sort of penalty applied to people who lie on their resume. I also think that there should be some sort of penalty applied to salesman who sell a product/service that the company doesn't provide and to the management that allows it to happen.

    Amen to that. That's another thing I really wish to see.

    I do think that equal punishment should apply to the person who lied on their resume and the person who hired them. If the person they hired is incompetent then it follows that the hiring manager is also incompetent, do you not agree? After all, it is the manager's job to hire competent people.

    No arguments there. I was just getting that thought myself after I posted the previous message.

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  384. people, people, people. calm down! by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    training staff members is what separates a master craftsmen from journey men, and apprentices alike. for example:

    the boss comes to you, and in some manner says that you'll be training your replacement. naturally, you're surprised. but you are a master craftsmen. the first lesson is always the best lesson to get everyone lined up in the right direction. my favorite first lesson is to take the trainee, and if possible my boss to one of the finest restaurants in the area. tell them the truth; "that you take your teachings VERY seriously". please remember; educators should not smile, or frown on their students until much later.

    after you've ordered them a fantastic meal, and if they wish, all the alcohol they feel comfortable in drinking. and as a master craftsmen, enjoy this moment yourself. remember, teaching is its own reward. be a gracious host, spare no triffle to your students. yes, i said student(S). once everyone is satisfied with their meal, you need to conclude this lesson by testing the class in their understanding of this lesson being modeled.

    one such test method is to excuse yourself to use the restroom. you get up and head towards the restroom, at the last second, veer off to the parking lot. get in your car and drive back to work, AND use THAT restroom.

    at some point in time, your students will come up to you and request an explanation to this lesson. After all, paying $500 for food, and drink, and having someone drive over to bring you back to work is not something that is done lightly.

    do not smile, or frown; until much later. look at the clock, then do a 'double take' look at the clock, DO NOT SMILE. tell your students that their laziness, and lack of respect for working with such a fine company as this is a lesson that cannot be ignored. this lesson result will be placed in their personnel file.

    tell them that tomorrows lesson will not be so easy to understand; now frown and shake your head in a small negative manner.

  385. I am in this situation now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting as AC.

    I work for a US Multinational Corporation, in one of their non-US sites.

    Corporate have decided to outsource software development overseas to India, to a company that has been doing maintenance work for us for a good number of years.

    It has been going on for 2 years solid now, and there are lots of problems. They have a very high turn over rate. Entire teams have quit the company after being trained on the product. The quality is not that great either.

    What amazes me is the attitude of my colleagues: most of them are in denial! Even the middle managers! They keep pointing out those drawbacks and saying that somewho the corporation will backtrack and reneg on its decision to outsource.

    I keep saying there is no way to turn the clock back: corporate sees only $$$ savings, and if this at the expense of quality then so be it! We all accepted made in Taiwan and made in China goods after some mild grumbling, didn't we?

    I am now training two Indian young guys to learn the area I am doing, and I know that this will endanger my career.

    Being a pragmatic realist, I have resigned to this fate, hoping a good severance package makes up for the years I have been with them.

  386. Re:If only Americans knew how good it is elsewhere by ahodgson · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you've noticed, but the US has built it's own pyramid socialist schemes. Medicaid (sp) and social security come to mind. I also could swear I keep hearing politicos down there promising prescription drug plans for seniors.

    The US is just as big-government friendly as most other first-world nations. You just spend more on your military than most.

    Hell, your Republican congress just approved a resolution praising FDR and his New Deal (only 4 Republicans voted against it). Yep, Republicans congratulating the king of big-government Presidents, who'd have thunk it. They've also presided over the biggest spending increases in decades.

  387. "Acting professional" != "take abuse" by borgheron · · Score: 1

    Of course acting professional doesn't mean you have to stand for this. If the employer will allow you to refuse, then refuse. Any company that faults you for that, doesn't deserve to get mentioned in your list of references anyway.

    GJC

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  388. Debt! by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

    Oh, consumers won't be able to buy the products?

    I believe most Americans carry substantial ability to absorb debt. The average American carries over $2000 in credit-card debt alone, and Americans show no sign of reducing spending when their income growth is slowed or stopped.

    I only have a credit card to build good credit, I carry $300 of debt on it, pay off $200/month and charge a new $200 monthly. Most of my buddies have several thousand dollars in debt out in cards and no way to realistically pay it off.

    Have you noticed all the 'poor looking' people driving expensive almost-new cars? They're living beyond their means. I make a little over $30K/year and I have to drive a ten-year-old Ford Escort and live in a basement apartment to make ends meet.

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  389. It's called unemployment insurance. by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

    Quitting makes it more painful to you if you don't happen to have a nest egg, and have bills to pay, and don't have another job lined up. Quitting means you forego your right to unemployment insurance, which is at least something to help staunch the flow of red ink while you look for another job.

    So, unless you're somewhat financial secure or confident you can find another job in short order, suck it up, train the lemmings and take your 6 months' of free government cheese.

  390. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Or, alternatively, rights are endowed by a creator (as in the tradition of the US Constitution).

    Doesn't change the argument though. Which is the better society? One in which exemplary or privileged individuals make 10-100 times as much as an average person, and the bottom standard of living can live in a modest home. Or is it better to live in a society where exemplary or privileged individuals make 1000-100,000 times as much as an average person, and the bottom standard of living is on the streets?

    If salaries in the USA went from $30,000 to $500,000, I think that everybody could be fairly happy. I mean, does anybody really need to make a whole lot more than that?

    One issue that remains to be solved is the price of land. If everybody wants a nice home on half an acre, and population continues to increase, we'll eventually run out of half-acres. And if you made the bottom wage $30k, home prices would inflate so quickly that soon it wouldn't be much of an income - since homes tend to escalate in value to as much as the local residents can afford.

  391. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Are you going to tell me lawyers, doctors, and top managers just got 'lucky'?

    The first profession is partially unionized and protected from foreign competition (and not all that wealthy in general). The second are completely unionized, and still their wages are falling compared to what they once were thanks to the HMOs. The third are for the most part lucky.

    Sure, an idiot is unlikely to become a top manager. However, a complete genius is also unlikely to become a top manager. Those with very good social skills have a better chance, but they still have to be lucky.

    Put it this way - in a Venn diagram top managers fit mostly in the set of pretty smart people. However, they probably make up about 0.1% of the set at most.

    Your best shot to become a top manager is to be fairly smart, and also know the right people. And knowing the right people is often luck.

    And while the CEO making $50m might make his salary back in key decisions, chances are somebody making $49m would do just as well. And so on... At some point the skill level will drop, but I think that a lot of successful middle managers with the right training could handle a job as a CEO. There is a lot more supply than demand.

    I find it interesting that two of the three professions you mentioned are partially or almost completely unionized. Ever try to apply to med school? It is a lot harder to get in than a CS degree program! Is it because only geniuses can handle doctors? Hardly! It is because if they allowed med schools to proliferate like CS programs doctors would be in the same bind as programmers!

  392. Re:It's illegal-question by randall_burns · · Score: 1
    Are you aware of any cases in which there has been successful legal action against an H-1b employer on those grounds? I've seen things like approval of H-1b visas at a rate below minimum wage laws(this was done by an anti-H-1b activist to show how poorly the screening for applications was being done).


    My own sense here: neither the spirit nor the letter of the law matter in this case. The expansion of H-1b over the objections of 82% of the American public is just what happens when a country allows things like political donations to play such a huge role in government-rule of law ceases to exist.

  393. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by salemnic · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... I can't agree with you about the IT union, basically because of your earlier points. However, a non-mandatory professional organization might not be such a bad thing. This would allow for lobbying (to counter the less savoury elements of corporate society) while leaving each person to negotiate their own employment.

    I'm not convinced that offshoring is a bad idea. There is some short term pain, but that goes along with any economic cycle. I'm sure we'll see results that show that the U.S. economy is actually doing better than expected due to the offshoring. A better economy produces more jobs, and since the skilled workforce is now available, more rapid expansion. In fact, I think the U.S. economy will start to more closely resemble the Canadian economy in that there will be a large portion of the economy made up of small to medium enterprises.

    Then again, I'm a pure Keynesian, and a pretty strong capitalist to boot. I favour government non-intervention (outside the judicial arm) in most cases.

    Nice chatting with you

    -s

  394. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Who the hell gets to decide? You?

    Actually, in a democracy that would be the voters.

    And they shouldn't be stealing from the rich simply for the sake of doing so. They should be attempting to set up a society which will work for the benefit of all.

    For example, suppose a creative person writes a really good book, and then retires on the copyright royalties? What incentive is there for this creative person to ever produce again? Does that mean that we should get rid of copyright - of course not! Does it mean that we should balance copyright durations - yes!

    The same goes for income. Money sitting in a bank does very little good. If people get their money by being smart, then having them leave it to their kids is also bad - since smart parents will tend to have smart kids, and having smart kids not working hard is bad for society. Does that mean that all inheritances should be taxed 100% - of course not! Does it mean that there should be some tax on inheretance - especially large estates - yes!

    Surely you aren't arguing that there should be no taxes at all? Should charity fund all social programs?

    Like anything else, there is a balance which gives individuals incentives to work, thus maximizing wealth, while making sure that this wealth helps the largest number of people possible.

    Sure, we could become like Sparta and start culling children at birth if they don't seem like they'll amount to net positives for society. Who wants to live in that nation?

  395. Sorry by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    I didn't know that about the US

  396. Re:Thanks, Bush! No, thank the GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please remember to use the GPL so those replacements will have access to the source code and not need you anymore!

  397. Do what I say, not what I do by murcon · · Score: 1
    Okay, Apu: here's what you type when the database disk is getting too full:



    DROP SCHEMA;


  398. Re:Endlessly ratcheting up competition==ponzi sche by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


    True to a point; the system only works if a good majority of people have hope for a better future. That is not a given.

  399. use "creative" training.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This did happen to me, I had to train the new workers from the other side of the world, it sucked. But, to save some face, I simply talked really fast and used the most technical terms I could in the one on one and writen documentation I had to complete. At least I know now that the ones that are still there, (about 1 in 10) are competent enough and not some script monkeys.

  400. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
    Since the government has stepped forward and started protecting employees, union are no longer necessary.
    Tell that to the poor schlubs who work at Wal*Mart. Must be nice to not need either affordable healthcare or a salary that allows one to subsist.
    --
    Yeah, right.
  401. Guaranteed Minimum Income by Vagary · · Score: 1

    I like the proposal that minimum wage and welfare should be replaced by a guaranteed minimum income -- so the government ensures that every citizen makes at least $x/year, where x is sustenance level. This removes the burden placed on businesses of paying their employees minimum wage, instead they will likely have to ensure that positions are interesting if they don't pay well (studies have found that people placed on GMI only slightly decrease the hours they work with no other significant changes). It also significantly reduces the amount of bureaucracy in government if they don't need to decided who gets social support. Finally, imagine the benefits to society if artists, researchers, and open source coders didn't have to worry about getting funding or a day job!

    1. Re:Guaranteed Minimum Income by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      Nice idea in a utopian world, but take a look outside: money doesn't really grow on trees. People are greedy and lazy and bound to abuse this.

  402. Juries by Baldrson · · Score: 1
    There is an interesting exception (to the rampant lawlessness that rules the United States now) possible in this case: Juries.

    If these civil cases against employers for abuse of H-1b visas are brought before juries, the law might matter.

  403. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by FanaticalDesperado · · Score: 0

    It's money which could be better spent elsewhere. It could mean opening new factories and creating work for a lot more people.

    Creating work for the "programmers" that you fire for not being able to program? In my experience, most of those people are not cheats or frauds, they're just not great programmers. We have all worked with the parasites (cheats and frauds) that you are talking about so I am not denying that they exist. I am just saying that they don't exist on the scale that you think they do.

    The plan to let go of the manufacturing industry and make everyone a programmer or other high-tech expert was fundamentally flawed.

    I whole-heartedly agree with this.

    Those can always find another (better) job. I did. Within a month I was hired again...It might involve moving (_not_ to India), or having "only" a 5 figure salary for a change, or other mildly unpleasant stuff, but you'll survive.

    I too was able to find another job relatively easily (within a month, not including the month vacation I took to do some traveling and basically goofing off), but I know other people who have skills that have not been so lucky. Actually, I would be willing to move to India simply for the new experiences. So, if anyone in India is hiring, feel free to contact me!

  404. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, you may not want to be alive now, so what are you doing to improve your conditions? Get some self respect and go write a book about your views and see if anyone thinks you're even close to 'normal'... hell, read the book yourself and stop bitching about things you have no control over.

  405. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Azghoul · · Score: 1

    "Actually, in a democracy that would be the voters."

    We don't live in a democracy, it's a republic, remember. I'm just going to ask a few questions to probe this a little more, not that I necessarily believe what I'm asking:

    Who came to the decision that society should work for the benefit of all? I think there's never been one.

    Who's to say a creative person shouldn't be allowed to retire on his book royalties? How is his work different from the guy who invents a medical device (an idea), patents it, and in the 20-odd years his patent is in effect, he makes enough to retire many times over?

    One point: Money sitting in a bank does not, in fact, sit in the bank. The bank turns around and invests it in all kinds of things. So don't make the mistake of thinking guys like Cheney are sitting on mattresses full of money that is therefore not in the economy.

    Why should inheritance be taxed just because it is inheritance? That money has been taxed once as income, and once with capital gains, do you really think the same money should be taxed a third time?

    Who decides what a "large" estate is, anyway?

    Of course there are extremes to any proposal, but who wants to live in a country where some faceless power takes away their income in arbitrary, capricious ways?

  406. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by aminorex · · Score: 1

    I think the proportion of persons dying of starvation or inadequate medical care (relative to the mean) would be a good measure of the eggregiousness of inequitable distribution.

    I have no idea how that metric plays out.

    --
    -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
  407. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    If you're talking about the US, then death-by-starvation is practically non-existant compared to say, obesity. For other countries that aren't as capitalist, then their poverty is often due to rich people taking their money (ie. corruption). But rich people in the states are not responbile for the plight of the poor in the US. If all the rich people were to quit their jobs and ship out, the poor would become even poorer.

    --

    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  408. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by aminorex · · Score: 1
    I won't argue with any of your points, which all seem to me to have a sound basis; rather, I will try to balance those points with a hypothetical consideration: I suspect that the death rate due to inadequate medical care is several orders of magnitude greater today than it was when the standard of medical care was primitive, say, 100 years ago. This signifies the existence of an intensely inequitable global distribution of wealth.


    I think that wealth distribution follows an approximate Zipf distribution. Even in the U.S.
    alone, the wealthiest 13,000 households command
    greater wealth than the least wealthy 20,000,000.
    Whether this is good or bad depends on your criteria, but also on the mechanics of the econonmy. Just as an engine requires uneven heat distribution to perform a productive function, some degree of inequity seems obligatory in order to incent labor without corporal compulsion.

    --
    -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
  409. May I mambo dogface to the banana patch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No problem - train them *wrong* - chances are, they'll never figure it out in time.

    Make it subtle, but we all know how the job *shouldn't* be done, right?

    Well, why should the new guy get the benefit of your experience?

    Screw 'em.

    Oh, and let your soon-to-be former employer know that you'll "be available, at a reasonable rate, to help clean up any "issues" that might arise with the new guy, who, while he seems nice, may not be the sharpest tool in the shed."

    [Apologies to Steve Martin]

  410. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    What right do you have to have police protection against burglars and thieves or murderers ?

    What right do you have to a fire department ?

    What right do you have to use of the roads ?

    What right do you have for an army to protect you ?

    What right do you have to a cable to connect to the internet ?

    and most importantly

    what right do you have to a stable economy ?

  411. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People like you are a real smudge on society, your cluelessness is so amazing. Poor people are not poor because they are lazy, they are poor because they spend all of their money. Rich people are rich because they dont. They economy needs both to be healthy. You one-sided conservatives make me fucking sick.

  412. guilds inside... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ...but make it a bona fide cooperative union on the outside. It's a word everyone knows and understands, helps sort it out. Unions are about collective bargaining. Nothing mysterious about it, you got more horsepower bargaining when you gopt a lot of displacement, and that means numbers. United we stand, divided blah blah yada blah, you know the drill. The fatcats have unions they just call them industry lobbies, and they have paid off legislators and judges to make sure they get what they want. don't be decieved about most of their public whining about this or that legislation, if they didn't want it at the tippy top levels, it wouldn't make it into law.

    Also,I want to make a point, outside this reply, in general, to any non USA people reading this. My advice applies to YOU too. This isn't any sort of xenophic diatribe, it's NOT. I am not. I want things good for you folks too! I will give you a few hints. US "dollars" right now are a precarious stand to hang your hat on. They are phony artifical constructs that some multi billionaire globalist skimmers pull out of their butts electronically. They are illusionary representations of wealth based on contractural DEBT, they don't represent PRODUCED WEALTH. Right now they are frantic to keep up the illusion, to keep ripping off the planet, so don't get suckered in. Work inside your own nations, for your own industries, develop well diversified enterprises, and don't sell yourselves cheap to the globalist manipulators, YOU got the power in your nations too. YOU control everything in your repspective nations. It's the GOONS who keep people on jingoistic tangents, it has nothing to do with how things should be, how wealth is produced, but it has everything to do with how wealth is skimmed and re directed to the hereditary and multiple generational manipulators. Taking a middle class job from another nation -a person there, someone else with a family and bills and hopes and dreams,-doesn't make you any wealth, nothing really lasting anyway. CREATING a middle class job inside your own nation DOES. Don't keep getting sucked into yet another form of geo colonialism, it's always sucked as an ethical business model. It's roughly akin to--well, it's thievery. They'll tell you it isn't, but it is. There's wealth creation, then wealth re-arrangement. the former works, the latter is what the goons always strive for.

  413. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by RogerBacon · · Score: 1

    Lying on resumes? You mean telling a falsehood in order to make a sale--in this case a sale of yourself? Business does it all the time. There is a huge legal loophole for business lying called "mere puffery".

  414. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

    My "condition"? What are you talking about? Do I know you? If not: you can of course infer the world of me from some posts I made on Slashdot!

    Okay. Even if I didn't want to be alive now: you lay down this "what are you doing to improve your conditions?" That's a classic thing to say to depressives by people who think that because "oh, i'm happy, la la la! so i must know what's right!" that they're some sort of psychologist. And, it has, quite throroughly been, shown to be a completely ineffective method for "helping" depressives. "Helping" avec quotes because quite honestly, "a loaded gun won't set you free, but an unloaded one will."

    Anyway dude. It's nice to see you're looking out for people: that's commendable. But you can't take Slashdot seriously, it's just a language game. And if you want to help depressives in the future, don't just tell them "get some self respect!" It doesn't work.

  415. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Beer_Smurf · · Score: 1
    "People like you are a real smudge on society, your cluelessness is so amazing. Poor people are not poor because they are lazy, they are poor because they spend all of their money. Rich people are rich because they dont. They economy needs both to be healthy. You one-sided conservatives make me fucking sick."

    You make many incorrect assumptions.
    I in no way consider myself a conservative or a liberal for that matter.
    I observe the world around me and do my best to draw my own conclusions.
    I have been lucky in live to have interacted with a wide variety of people.
    I have friends on welfare, friends in subsidized housing, friends that are multi millionaires, and everything in between.
    It is very apparent if you take the time to look at the habits of those around you how they got where they are.
    Life is the sum of the decisions you make.
    I cite pages and pages of specific choices but if you don't want to see, I can't show you.
  416. Re:Or you could quit your whining and get on with by RogerBacon · · Score: 1

    Amen, Brother.

    When you train your replacement, start thinking about all the stuff you won't be able to buy anymore as an unemployed engineer.

    Hey, kids! I have a neat idea! Try the same "training you own replacement" thing with all the stores whose products you will no longer be able to buy!

    Go to your favorite store and tell them "I lost my job to offshoring and can't buy widgets at your store anymore. I do like your widgets, though and want to continue buying them."

    "I will buy a couple more widgets from you if you will help me train your replacement".

    "So would you please tell me your source of widgets, the different widget manufacturers you deal with, and the terms of your widget purchase contracts? Tell me how you store your widgets, at what humidity level and who the best widget repairman is."

    "I will take that 'training' information down the street to your competitor. You see, he has promised to make widgets for me for one-half of what you charge (which I CAN afford) if only you will give him the information."

    "You see, Mr. Widget Seller, I've bought widgets from you for years. After all those sales you owe me some loyalty."

    Now, boys and girls, you tell me what moral duty that businessman has to you (other than to kick you in the keister for being a fool).

    The moral of the story? You are no different than that businessman selling widgets. Your secret skills and knowledge in your head is all you have to sell. Like the Widget Seller's business knowledge, your expertise has value to you ONLY because it is NOT generally available to the public. So don't ever give anything away for free. The secrets you have in your head are the only thing that makes you worthwhile to your employer. Share them with no one. If he want you to write code, write it. If he asks you to train others to write code for him in your place, tell him to stuff it--which is just what the Widget Seller would say to you if you pulled the above moron replacement training argument on him.

  417. Re:It's illegal-question by VP · · Score: 1

    The expansion of H-1b over the objections of 82% of the American public...

    The expansion was temporary, and was not renewed by congress. The cap is back to 65k/year, as it was before the dotcom bubble. The limit for fiscal '04 was reached some time in February.

    As others have mentioned, it is much easier to get the "replacement trainees" on an L1 visa (employees of a foreign branch of a multinational corp.)

    I haven't thought of it before, but it does indeed seem that the difficulty of hiring H1B's and sponsoring employment-based permanent residents may be one of the reasons for the IT outsourcing boom...

  418. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by loraksus · · Score: 1

    If they don't, they are the ones that suffer for it.

    oh quit your fucking blabbering, ceos don't suffer if they drive a company into the ground. They have pre-planned severance packages that they get regardless of how they preform. Golden parachute anyone?

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  419. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by kommakazi · · Score: 1

    You wanna play ball?
    Small business ("evil satan-spawn" is probably the term more familiar to you)
    Ball 1...I don't ever know where that one came from....
    makes up 99.7% of American employers and gives jobs to over 50% of the workforce.
    Ball 2...I wasn't even talking about small businesses first of all...you pulled that one out of nowhere...Ball 3
    Businesses are fueled by customers, not labor.
    Oh, sorry I didn't use the proper corporate gobblydigook to describe my point, sure businesses are fueled by customers, but they are built on employees. You're not going to get good service from a business without well treated employees, it just doesn't happen. Ball 4. Looks like I'm strollin' to first.
    Better to struggle from paycheck to paycheck than not to get one at all.
    So basically screw everyone who works entry level jobs and force them to live inevitably in poverty. Lets widen the gap between the rich and the poor as much as possible...that never leads to anything bad, does it?... Ball 1.
    When minimum wages go up, employers cannot hire as many employees.
    I'm talking about big businesses. Not small businesses. The big ones that employ half our population and whose execs account for the vast majority of the money in this country. They can easily afford to pay when minimum wage goes up. Would shaving that 20 cents times x minimum wage employees off the hourly wages of the top level execs really hurt them? Ball 2...
    And they cannot afford as much training and further education for the employees they already have.
    Yeah cuz I know all those minimum wage employees need so goddamn much training to know how to make a Taco or use a broom. That must cost employers dearly !!! ...Ball 3....
    Also, I didn't know that my local fast food joint (or any other minimum wage employer) was going to help pay my way through college! In your dreams...Ball 4...Looks like I'm strollin' to second....
    Ah, you mean like the retired guy down the street in the 3 bedroom ranch-style? He runs his own business but I don't remember seeing any pools of money out back.
    Once again you completely miss the fact that I was talking about large corporations, not small businesses, therefore making this comment completely irrelevent. The pitcher's not paying attention, I believe I'll just steal third.
    Yes, everybody's just hoarding money so they don't have to give it to their disgusting employees.
    Perhaps if they received decent wages they could afford to not be "disgusting" as you put it. Could you be any more obtuse? Not this isn't a Charles Dickens novel, it's real people who lead real lives who deserve a chance at a decent wage.
    Believe it or not, between the dental plans, health plans, retirement plans, overly strict worker's comp regulations, overly strict environmental regulations, mandated programs, union pressure, and constantly rising employee demands for wages and benefits, American businesses do find it difficult to employ Americans.
    So how many people working in fast food drive thru's are actually getting dental, health, and retirement again? Please I'd love to know....
    And hey, those environmental programs, yeah screw those, it's party time! Lets trash the planet for our children! Don't tell me you have none - that's just being goddamn selfish.
    Constantly rising demands for wages/benefits generally stems from a constantly rising cost of living. Sure unions can get greedy, and I believe there should be some protection against that just the same as minimum wage is a protection against businesses getting greedy and exploiting their employees. That would only be fair. I'm going home.

  420. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't all the complaints about the rich being taxed go away if we instituted a VAT or national sales tax instead?

    It is much much harder to implement such a sales tax, and there are lots of potential problems. For instance, it would drive inflation through the roof (higher prices on everything would make small price increases less noticable by consumers, and thus more stable). They are also harder to enforce than income tax - people selling stuff unofficially (like selling something to a friend at a reduced price) or "under the counter". They are less equitable too, because it makes the cost of products a higher percentage of income for the poor compared to the rich without complicated rebate schemes (which have problems of their own, see below). In general, sales taxes are good for adjusting the cost of a product to account for externalities (for instance, gas taxes can add enviromental damage and road upkeep costs), but they suck at funding unrelated services.

    Hell, provide a way for people to get back the first X thousand they pay in sales tax (to help out the poor).

    How do you implement that? Most people don't keep their receipts to determine if they qualify for such rebates. There is also the risk of an invasion of privacy. It is also complicated - the middle class certainly can't afford the same taxes as the very wealthy.

    Then when the rich guy goes out to buy his multi-million dollar yacht, there's no way for him to hide his income.

    Most millionares don't hide their income. What are you talking about?

    --
    It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
    - Jerome Klapka Jerome
  421. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Who came to the decision that society should work for the benefit of all? I think there's never been one.

    Who came to the decision that society shouldn't work for the beneift of one man - a dictator? The whole premise of the US Constitution is that society exists to benefit its members. We the people and all that...

    Sure, I suppose it doesn't have to, but I doubt anybody is going to suggest that all else being equal it is better to have a society where a few people benefit rather than a society where a large number of people benefit. Granted, not all else is always equal, and we can't just have tyrrany of the majority either. However, the common social good is still an end worth pursuing just the same.

    Who's to say a creative person shouldn't be allowed to retire on his book royalties? How is his work different from the guy who invents a medical device (an idea), patents it, and in the 20-odd years his patent is in effect, he makes enough to retire many times over?

    He is no different. Patent lifetimes should also be carefully balanced. One should not be able to gain lifelong income from a single invention any more than they can from a single book. Ditto for corporations.

    One point: Money sitting in a bank does not, in fact, sit in the bank. The bank turns around and invests it in all kinds of things. So don't make the mistake of thinking guys like Cheney are sitting on mattresses full of money that is therefore not in the economy.

    Which is better invested? An investment genuis's money in a bank earning 1%, or his money in stocks and funds of his choosing making 10%? If somebody's main skill is making a little money into a lot of money society should work to try to encourage that person to continue to invest.

    Why should inheritance be taxed just because it is inheritance? That money has been taxed once as income, and once with capital gains, do you really think the same money should be taxed a third time?

    It will be taxed again when used to buy something. And then that money will be taxed when used to pay workers, etc... Face it, dollars/ yen/ euros/ whatever get taxed ad-infinitum (and yet strangely enough we don't run out of them...). Inheritance should be taxed simply to avoid the emergence of an aristocracy. Based on history aristocracys have a tendency to try to preserve their privliged state at the expense of those who might want to earn their way into it. I mean, do you think that somebody who inherited a few hundred million dollars has to obey the same laws as everyone else in our current society? If somebody earns money more power to them. Their kids didn't earn it. And I'm not against their kids getting quite a bit of moeny, but not enough to ensure a perpetual line of inheritance with 100 generations living off the interest on the original gain...

    Who decides what a "large" estate is, anyway?

    Obviously, the voters. Estates should be tax-free up to a point where they enable somebody to live an autonomous life without working at all. So if somebody leaves 10 kids $50k each, that is probably fine. If somebody leaves 1 kid $500k that is probably becoming excessive. And it isn't like society wouldn't be able to refine the rules based on experience.

    Of course there are extremes to any proposal, but who wants to live in a country where some faceless power takes away their income in arbitrary, capricious ways?

    Trust me - nothing like this would ever happen in the USA without thorough debate and discussion. It is unlikely to ever happen - simply because of the influence of those who stand to loose out (those with a lot of money right now, and their decendents).

    And we aren't talking about income - we're talking about inheritance. Nobody worked and sweated to earn their own inheritance. And where progressive taxes are concerned, I'm sure Bill Gates won't get a whole lot of sympathy if his taxes go up a little...

  422. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by ponxx · · Score: 1

    > Actually many CEOs do make less money if they make bad decisions

    As long as "less money" means 2 million dollars/year rather than 10 million dollars, most people wouldn't see this as a particularly hard lots in life...

    Which is exactly my point. Even if you cut 50% of their wages for bad performance, they're still earning 100 times as much as some of their underlings...

    Anyway, I'm not just talking CEOs, the ridiculous pay starts a couple of levels below, depending on the size of the company...

  423. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but if I lost 20% of my income that would be a pretty good incentive to do a better job.
    Why are you against people making lots of money? I think you underestimate the responsibility these people have.

    If you're not talking about CEOs then what 'rich' people are you talking about that are a) ridiculouly rich and b) are in no danger of losing that wealth for doing a poor job?

    --

    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  424. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by mr.capaneus · · Score: 1

    The problem here is that we are talking about reality here. Your argument is often brought up by conservatives when the issue of wealth disparity comes up. The fact is that your point would be quite valid, to some degree, in the hypothetical situation that you provided. If the quality of life were raised to a high level for the poorest people in the U.S., poverty would not be much of an issue. Grnated, poverty is relative but there are definitely people who live in the U.S. right now that are destitute and that is not acceptable in a society that is so prosperous.
    The main problem I have with the argument, however, is that is relies on an economy with a disparity of wealth creating a net increase in wealth for everyone. This has most definitely not been demonstrated to be true. I'm not saying it isn't possible but the trickle down theory is far from gospel truth.

  425. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    I agree that something needs to be done to help those who are destitute, and social programs are perfectly good things.

    I just wanted to point out that housing values are a tremendous part of what most people spend every month, and they aren't always easy to control.

  426. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by rjoost · · Score: 1

    Marxism failed when Lenin died in 1924. I "reacted" the way I did because of all the bullshit coming down from the media and people blindly driving around not questioning anything. No, I think my "reaction" should be forgivable. Excuse me for not taking any party line like Marx is great for like we're all just one big happy family. Spit some term like 'you Marxist' out, or, anything that makes "Americans" sound like "god's" gift to the world and, well, sorry, but I will "react." By the way, Marxism has not failed. Marxism is just a philosophy of economy. What has failed is Stalinist Fascism, which, like Corporate Fascism/Socialism, will fail too, in the long run. I don't want to assume you got it all figured out, so I'll chalk this up to misunderstanding. I certainly don't hold any monopyly on anything, but please, if we resort to bringing up the cliche terms, Marxism, Liberal media (what the fuck is that, FOX???) Yeah, at 36, fuck it, I'll raise my opinion and get people to think. So, sorry for the misunderstanding, sometimes we bocome braindead after doing sysadmin work all day and all night and get tired of the fucking brainwashed "meme's" and after paying a shit load of taxes which don't really go to welfare or education but really go toward more fucking bombs to get rid of Saddam (get a fucking life! it's elitist bullshit LIES! from an oil family)... oh, yeah, i've paid into social security all my life. i do look forward to it. sure. why the fuck should i not after working all my fucking life? Also, Social Security IS the result of revolutions. It was implemented in the 1930's. Either that or we would have had one hell of a revolution. So, again, if you got it all figureed out, don't bother because: 1. you got me labelled as a Marxist 2. you got me labelled as an asshole. Yeah, you got it all figured out. Have a great day/night whatever the fuck time your duty pager goes off while you try to keep your job and compete with slave/Marxist labor in India/China. The truth is, all economies are MIXED. I am not a marxist. I am not a capitalist. That is all bullshit categories designed to keep us all separated into our little jihads while a few get drunk off of our ignorance. Take care of yourself.

  427. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by rjoost · · Score: 1

    The same right that we as a socitey decide what we need in order to maintain a stabile society. You don't lie the protection given to you? The education? The roads? The privilege to form an S-Corp or an LLC, and not worry about personal liablility?

  428. Re:Or you could quit your whining and get on with by Tukla · · Score: 1

    Get a decent reference from who? Nobody at my last company was supposed to give references to anybody who contacted them. Luckily for me, some of my friends didn't give a shit about "incurring company liability".

  429. Re:If you are already laid off how can you be fire by Facekhan · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine was working a part time crap job at a pool. She then landed a sweet job that paid like 6 times as much. She called in to say she was quiting and her former boss tried to convince her that she was legally required to give them two weeks notice. An employer gets notice in relation to the pay and treatment I recieve there. A minimum wage job does not get two weeks notice when you have already been hired for a 60k job.

  430. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by ponxx · · Score: 1

    I think the point is that losing 20% of an inflated wage is not a real disincentive. It's like clothes being 20% off at Versace. They are still not cheap (or even a good deal in any normal person's opinion).

    Ridiculous incomes are not made solely by CEOs. For a start, anyone with a C in their title in big business is doing pretty well, but also numerous other managers/bankers/consultants. By pretty well I mean 7 figure salaries, the kind of people who make enough in a year to last any "normal" person a life-time.

    > Why are you against people making lots of money?

    I'm not against people making lots of money if they "earned" it. Of course this is just my personal opinion, but i think the "elite" in the city have made themselves a pretty cushy deal where one manager / board member / banker / consultant makes sure the other doesn't come to any real harm.

    > I think you underestimate the responsibility these people have.

    A lot less in my opinion than say a general, the president, or even just a measly medical doctor, medical research scientist, structural engineer etc. etc.

    Anyway, my point is that they can have a good salary for a high-pressure job. But a good salary is *not* in 7 or 8 figures. Pay-outs in that magnitude might be justified if they have done exceptionally well, but from my rather limited experience it seems that even when firms go bust, downsize or are taken over in a hostile take-over, the top of the ladder find themselves a nice golden parachute while the simple person is kicked out on the street with 2 weeks notice (if lucky).

    Anyway, I've got quite a few friends in such jobs and you can't blame the people because the system is there and people are free to use it. I just think that the system is skewed and the pay-differential is one thing that has the potential of creating a lot of strain on capitalism, if left unchecked...

  431. Re:It's illegal-question by randall_burns · · Score: 1

    I think you have this backwards. The question is could the outsourcing boom happen without an army of US-based H-1b and L-1 visa holders? The reduction of the H-1b quota--at the same time the L-1 quota was effectively eliminated strikes me as a con job(just FYI the full effects of the elimination of the L-1 quota won't be felt until after the 2004 election--the one area in which L-1 requirements are tighter is that L-1 visas require the visa holder to demonstrated continous employment before they get the visa).

  432. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    Has it occured to you that workers get "greedy" because their living costs are so fscking unbelieveably high, not because they think their "lazy asses" deserve to sit in a damn mansion and drive a friggin' SUV?

    No, it hasn't. American's *are* greedy. They believe that they are *entitled* to a job and *entitled* to be paid a certain amount of money for doing that job. Go listen to the union rhetoric. American workers don't believe it's right that they should have to compete to get a job. The world owes them a living and it's supposedly a travesty of justice that someone else is willing to work harder for less pay. It's high time for us to stop whining and start getting our act together. And if you don't like the cost of living where you are: MOVE, dammit! Stop acting like you deserve to have it easy.

    This is exactly why global capitalism cannot work - it's not a level playing field. With the assumption of a level playing field, the theory seems nice and the system beneficial to everyone.

    The system isn't supposed to be beneficial to everyone. It's supposed to reward those who get off their collective asses and do something instead of whining like little children who don't get their way.

  433. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    Seriously, if a bussiness cant survive on 5 people at $5/hr, then it shouldnt be alive any way.

    That's for the labor market to decide.

    Show me one example where a small business (pizza shop or whatever) is so on the edge, that a 1% increase in wages will break it.

    It's not just a 1% increase in wages. It's over-regulation, union pressures, a constant stream of minimum-wage increases (and the minimum-wage system itself, which locks low-worth labor out of the labor market), and employees demanding more than the employer wants to pay. It makes absolute sense that if an employer has a choice between hiring an American employee x at $20/hr (who wants a lot of vacation time, isn't terribly hard-working, and draws a lot of benefits packages) and an Indian employee y at $5/hr (who is dedicated to keeping food on the table) who should that employer hire? I see nothing amiss here, unlike most people in the IT industry.

    Thats not what I call a CEO of a corporate , but a MD/Owner). Lots of people that have little companies like to call themselves CEOs when they hardly really are.

    It has nothing to do with what someone calls himself. It's about a highly-emotional stereotype used to whip up righteous indignation and envy. Nevertheless, most businesses (which generally *are* legal corporations) are run by perfectly normal people just like you and me. The venomous hatred spewed forth from people here on Slashdot is just ridiculous.

    We need regulation, otherwise its back to 16hrs/day slave labour, because no business man cares if people drop dead, there are 250m others to choose from.

    No business man cares if people drop dead? Where the hell did you get that idea? It's more of this silly irrational fear and hatred. Besides all that, I never said government should not regulate at all; rather, I said that the current levels of regulation were overly burdensome.

    No, what increases cost of living SIR, is inflation generated by the increased M1/M3/M3 money supply (ie central banks making trillions in loans to govt and all). #1 rule in economics, supply/demand, the more cash is flowing in the system, ie supply, the cheaper it is worth, ie ONE DOLLAR will buy you LESS. So if money supply goes up 6%, that is the real inflation rate, not the faked numbers by govt that say its 3%, see price of food/energy/pm going up.

    When wages go up, employers must raise prices to compensate for the cost increase. That drives up cost-of-living for *everybody*.

  434. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    No, sorry to bust your tv fed bubble

    I don't have a bubble, thank you very much.

    but unions and governments helped a great deal.

    Sure they have. And at this point, they've gone far beyond what is necessary and are burdening employers and contributing to the offshoring problem. Which is what this conversation is about anyway.

    The fact remains that these same hard-working individuals would have created another fucking huge revolution here if the unions and governments didn't get the wake up call to economically enfranchise more people into what we call a middle class.

    The middle class was created by the work of a lot of individuals and continues to be; the government does not create a middle class.

    Social security is evil to you to, right? Of course it probably is and so is medicare, universal education, etc etc.

    Not in and of itself, no. But, according to Article I, Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution, it's illegeal for the *national* legislature to do these things. Of course, there is a lot of evidence that the attempt to help people through government has a heartbreaking effect on society. But that's an entirely different discussion.

    By the way, have you ever actually studied Marx

    Yes.

    aside from 40 years of corporate media telling you it's like saying you believe in the devil?

    That's a laugh. The corporate media has been tilted far to the left for a long time. They spend their time trying to convince people of the validity of human progress and the purity of human nature--bedrocks of Marx's worldview. And the media doesn't believe in the devil.

    And no, you can't pigeonhole me for a marxist for asking that simple fucking question you fucking brainwashed I'm tired of this cowboy shit when I pay high fucking taxes, because I do, country...I'm tired of it, the ignorance any "good ol' boys" like you.

    That sentence didn't make any sense. Will you please clarify?

    NEG KARMA! Sure, bring it on!

    You certainly don't have to worry about *that* on Slashdot. Not if you're a socialist.

  435. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    Actually, this hasn't been true since the 60's.

    The numbers came from this page

    Besides, a more relevant figure would be the spread of the dollar value of those jobs. (I don't know those figures.)

    The complaint that many jobs are low paying is irrelevent for 4 reasons: 1) A lot of those jobs are supplementary income; 2) People take jobs for pay rates that are satisfying to them; 3) We need to trim down and compete--artificially raising wages aren't going to help; 4) The purpose of a job is to earn income and *not* to pump up the ego--life is tough, stop whining and deal with it. Better yet, work your way out of it. I've seen plenty of people who have very little income work hard to get an education and move up. It works. But only if you're willing to work hard.

  436. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    Like my company, that has just announced record profits, but is just about to lay off 20% of the IT dept, as a cost cutting excercise. Last year the CEO got paid over 10 times the amount that this excercise will save the company.

    Do they need those people? Evidently not. And it's none of your business how much money someone else makes anyway. It's not like your chief executive sneaks into the vault in the middle of the night and steals your pay. Someone (most likely your board of directors) decided he was worth whatever rate he is paid. I don't know the details of your case. But you can always quit and go somewhere else if you don't like the way things are being run.

  437. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

    I'll respond if you can turn that into something that makes sense.

  438. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    I wasn't even talking about small businesses first of all

    That's your problem. Small and medium businesses drive the economy. Those who argue for extreme government regulation and economic control focus exclusively on large multi-nationals and build ridiculous emotional stereotypes of employers. Then, they argue for government practices that strangle small and medium sized businesses.

    Oh, sorry I didn't use the proper corporate gobblydigook to describe my point, sure businesses are fueled by customers, but they are built on employees. You're not going to get good service from a business without well treated employees, it just doesn't happen.

    Exactly. That's why companies that don't treat their employees well go out of business. You're getting it after all: you're just not thinking it all the way through.

    So basically screw everyone who works entry level jobs and force them to live inevitably in poverty.

    Straw man. I never said anything like that. The *vast* majority of people working minimum-wage jobs are doing so for supplemental income (e.g.: teenagers or spouse). They're not living in poverty.

    Another data point: illegal immigrants are the quintessential "low-income" wage-earners. A local landscaper here employs illegal immigrants from Mexico for $12 per hour. No joke. Perhaps he's not the evil slave-driving capitalist hyena you suspect him to be? He's not even required to pay minimum-wage but he pays more than minimum-wage. How did a human being with compassion get in the position of an employer, one wonders?

    I'm talking about big businesses. Not small businesses.

    See above.

    The big ones that employ half our population

    In other words: how dare they enable half (slightly less than half, actually) of our population to earn a living?

    and whose execs account for the vast majority of the money in this country.

    So? CEOs are employees as well. They don't set their own pay rate: the board of directors decides how much they're worth. And that's their business.

    Even so, the number of CEOs in America who are rich is miniscule. As I noted earlier, 99.7% of American employers are small businesses, each run by people like you and me.

    They can easily afford to pay when minimum wage goes up. Would shaving that 20 cents times x minimum wage employees off the hourly wages of the top level execs really hurt them?

    Combined with excessive regulation and unreasonable demands from employees who make much more than minimum wage? You betcha. Additionally, as described above, the minimum wage locks low-end jobs out of the labor market.

    Yeah cuz I know all those minimum wage employees need so goddamn much training to know how to make a Taco or use a broom. That must cost employers dearly !!!

    It's not about teaching them to do their current job more efficiently. Many minimum wage employers sponsor education for their employees to help them get higher-paying jobs later on.

    Also, I didn't know that my local fast food joint (or any other minimum wage employer) was going to help pay my way through college! In your dreams...

    Not at all. You may be surprised to know that many minimum-wage employers actually do exactly that. Burger King. Chick-Fil-A. Wendys. Just as examples.

    Once again you completely miss the fact that I was talking about large corporations, not small businesses, therefore making this comment completely irrelevent.

    Once again, you completely miss the point. Your stereotype is only relevant to 0.3% of American employers. And I imagine that it probably doesn't even reflect reality in most of those cases.

    Perhaps if they received decent

  439. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by plumby · · Score: 1
    Do they need those people? Evidently not.

    Ah, there's a question. The rest of the business has been crying out for the IT dept. to do more for the past two year , so we hired a load of consultants to identify how we could be more efficient, which they did - they claim 20% improvement, and so someone senior (as yet unidentified) went "ooh, good, that means we can run IT, delivering the same amount, for 20% cheaper". Yet the business is still crying out for us to do more. Go figure.

    It's not like your chief executive sneaks into the vault in the middle of the night and steals your pay.

    No, it's not really that subtle.

    Someone (most likely your board of directors) decided he was worth whatever rate he is paid.

    Oh,yes. That'll be the board of directors (they, I believe, make up a majority of the shareholders) deciding how much the directors should be paid (mostly in share options, so getting more control of the company as they get paid). No conflict of interests, there.

    But you can always quit and go somewhere else if you don't like the way things are being run.

    There don't seem to be many places that aren't run like this, so not really much of an option.

  440. Re:Or you could quit your whining and get on with by Jhon · · Score: 1

    Pride is not a virtue. At least that's what Nate the Snake told me down in Magincia. Perhaps I should go to a shrine and meditate on this some... where did I put that rune?

  441. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    If those jobs are necessary for customer satisfaction, the company will die. That's good: companies that are poorly run should die, leaving the healthy businesses to benefit both society and the shareholders. There are plenty of well-run companies out there to take up the slack.

    Oh,yes. That'll be the board of directors (they, I believe, make up a majority of the shareholders) deciding how much the directors should be paid (mostly in share options, so getting more control of the company as they get paid). No conflict of interests, there.

    Actually, there aren't. Those options are worthless if the business is poorly run (see above). I don't know the details, but it sounds like they've decided that they *can* cut those jobs and still. Whether they're right or not is yet to be determined. If they are correct, cutting costs while still providing good service is beneficial to the company. If not, they'll die. Again, see above.

    There don't seem to be many places that aren't run like this, so not really much of an option.

    Sure there are. We've got a great one right here. Something like 750 employees. Good pay, good treatment, nice place to live (with a very low cost-of-living). Where do you live? (You can email me at jhclouse at juno dot com if you can't reply here.)

  442. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by rjoost · · Score: 1

    Turn off the tv. Really, I challenge you. Get a shortwave, check out democracynow.org, check out some other media. .. but, no, you got it all figureedout. no, I don't have it all figured out, just getting older and listening to shithead know it all punks. Ad hominenum? "http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=103134&cid=87 89646" Yeah, pay your taxes, compain that about 2% real goes to welfare while 53% goes to "our" adventures. Dude, don't even bother responding, or do, who gives a fuck, YOU guys won! Ok? Happy! And NO the media is NOT liberal. Yeah, Rupert Murdoch is a liberal. Give me a fucking break. NPR is right-wing to me. Dude, we live in a 2-party no real "fundamental" difference State! Yeah, Democracy! for the people! by the people! Yeah, FUCK you. You undoubetdly will have some elequent or some snobby response which I'll never read because this is all fuckin bullshit like arguing with Fox News. Cancel this subscription. Later, Enjoy.

  443. Johnny come lately by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

    I loved that fucking game. In fact, with the possible exception of the Baldur's Gate series, I still don't think anyone has made a better RPG than Ultima.

  444. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    Turn off the tv. Really, I challenge you.

    There's no need to turn the TV off when it's not on in the first place. I don't have time for the garbage on television.

    no, I don't have it all figured out

    It's good to know you're not arrogant.

    just getting older and listening to shithead know it all punks. Ad hominenum? "http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=103134&cid=87 89646"

    That's a link to *your* post.

    Yeah, pay your taxes, compain that about 2% real goes to welfare while 53% goes to "our" adventures.

    The job of the national government is described in Article I of the Constitution. *Only* those powers *specifically* granted to Congress are legal. They do not include socialism or corporatism of *any* kind; all so-called "welfare," whether corporate or individual, is *illegal*. How hard is that to understand? It's not the national government's job.

    Dude, don't even bother responding, or do, who gives a fuck, YOU guys won! Ok? Happy!

    I'll be happy when we actually *have* won: when the national government is returned to the size and scope circa 1791.

    And NO the media is NOT liberal. Yeah, Rupert Murdoch is a liberal. Give me a fucking break. NPR is right-wing to me.

    Rupert Murdoch doesn't own most media. And he's not a conservative. Have you seen the sensationalist crap on his networks? And you've got NPR, CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, and all of Hollywood on your side. You can't get much more leftist than Katie Couric glowing with delight and describing Castro's Cuba as a "paradise." Give *me* a break.

    Dude, we live in a 2-party no real "fundamental" difference State! Yeah, Democracy! for the people! by the people!

    It is democracy and that's part of the problem. This nation was intended to be a republic. The garbage you see in this nation is a reflection of the desires of the people. That should convince you of the depravity of human nature; but I'm sure it won't. You'll go on believing that humanity is essentially good and can achieve perfection. It's a fool's errand.

    Yeah, FUCK you.

    Yes, I love you too.

    You undoubetdly will have some elequent or some snobby response

    You want to see snobbery? Go look at John Kerry or Ted Kennedy. Or anybody else in the Democrat party. Or anybody in Hollywood. Or most of the people in the elitist Northeast or California.

    which I'll never read because this is all fuckin bullshit like arguing with Fox News.

    Then why did you bother writing it?

    Cancel this subscription. Later, Enjoy.

    You too. It was nice talking to you. Hope you learn to calm down a bit before you give yourself heart disease or something.

  445. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by rjoost · · Score: 1

    I jumped into this conversation at the wrong time and I apologize. Honestly, and after having gotten some sleep, you are correct in everything you are saying, even you responses to my emotional outbursts I had while posting; however, it's quite another issue altogether to make claims as to some knowledge into human "nature". I'm not so sure that it's in the natural order at all for humans to be organized into anything other than small bands, perhaps allied into loose tribes/confederacies. Large "entities" such as "ours" are surely better organized as a "republic". A "democracy" of our size is sure to be mob rule. I'm not advocating returning to pre-1791 at all. I'm not advocating status quo, or what you call the elitist northeast, or, how about other social cliches? Like dumbass Nascar beef jerk offs? Ok, I'm not meaning to attack you, not now. And I don't have the answers. But I am steadfast against laissez-faire. I don't hold "capitalism" as being my religion. In smaller societies, organized into trading blocks, so long as the economic forces, whatever they be, develop into not only individual means to prosperity, but maintain social responsibility in the communities where they do business. Profit cannot be the prime motive if we are to survive. Profit is not some Holy Writ. Profit is an end to fruitful "labor" performed, not in some void, but in the context of a given society without which, it would not have been possible. *** It's good to see some people still with enough energy to think arguments out and to dissect other people's arguments. *** My diatribes started one night, after one really bad day, and, having read someone's post connected to one of your threads. We probably have opposing views on society but I'd like my last comment in this thread to be that I hope we're all a little more careful about assuming that human nature is "depraved". That is one big conclusion to draw in any context.

  446. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    But I am steadfast against laissez-faire. I don't hold "capitalism" as being my religion.

    I don't either. I wouldn't want you to get that impression. I just believe that it's been demonstrated to work better than any of the alternatives, when it's done right. Attempting to "channel" economic forces productively ends up getting away from you fast. It's just something that can't be effectively controlled.

    In smaller societies, organized into trading blocks, so long as the economic forces, whatever they be, develop into not only individual means to prosperity, but maintain social responsibility in the communities where they do business.

    The hearts of people have to change for social responsibility to work, whether the profit motive is there or not. I think you could say that profit-motive is a symptom of my proposed depravity of man. I know we don't agree on that, but...

    My diatribes started one night, after one really bad day, and, having read someone's post connected to one of your threads.

    No problem. It really was nice to talk to you. It sharpens debate skills. :-)

    Take care...