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  1. Re:Please, oh god, please on Longhorn's Flash Killer? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    feels weird to say this, but

    if it doesn't work on a mac it's not going anywhere.

  2. Re: What they remove on Memory Hole Un-Redacts Redacted DOJ Memo · · Score: 1

    You can bet that the Republicans are working harder to find some poop on Howard Dean than they are on finding WMD right now.

    Yeah, this came out as a memo to all of us about 2 months ago. Our fearless leader issued it over the RPAN (Republican Party Announcement Network), he said that instead of continuing the investigation into an Iraqi weapons plan, that we should all try and dig up some dirt on that ne'er do well Dean. He wrapped it up quite nicely too, thanking us all for keeping the masses downtrodden and telling us all to "keep up the good work" by using our vast financial resources to buy our ways around the law.

    WMD investigation teams != GOP re-election teams.
    Fucking moron.

    Score: -1, Troll

  3. funny face off on British Library to Archive Electronic Resources · · Score: 2, Funny

    so.... dmca vs british govt?

    i got 20 bucks on the brits.

  4. Re:Very Nice on Microsoft's new CLI · · Score: 2, Funny

    a real, proven scripting language like Python

    Sir, I believe you have misspelled 'Perl'.

  5. Re:When will the madness end? on SCO Now Willfully Violating the GPL · · Score: 1

    Seriously. NOW whose stealing Intellectual Property?

  6. diebold memos tarball on Diebold Chases Links To Leaked Memos · · Score: 2, Informative
  7. Re:Not eating their own dogfood? on Longhorn Developers @ MSDN · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't seem to find the CVS repository.

    Anyone else had luck?

  8. Re:So will it change from BSD is dead to... on SCO Calls GPL Unenforceable, Void · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on people, we all knew from the beginning that this open source thing wasn't going to fly.

    -credits to the Simpsons on that one

  9. Re:I can't take much more of this on SCO Calls GPL Unenforceable, Void · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This was bound to happen. The idea of a genuinely free ride flies in the face of thousands of years of economic theory. Free software is done "for the love of the game" (please no technicality trolls... I'm just trying to illustrate a point here).

    The notion of a free product that is in many ways superior to its commercial counterpart scares alot of people. It's frightening to any business minded person that there is a large wealth of talented developers who are making an amazing product and not only distributing it free of charge, but giving away the source as well. To a business person, this is simply nonsense, but to those of us who beleive in creating something useful and of high quality "just for fun", it's not only a hobby, but a cause.

    It was only a matter of time before this ideology was challenged. This is that challenge. Fortunate, they are standing on a pretty weak argument, and up against an 800lb gorilla.

    ~my $.02

  10. Re:attention canadians. on Slashback: Diebold, Peroxide, Comdex · · Score: 1, Troll

    Is it just me, or are we all so interested to read these documents only because they are "forbidden". I mean clearly, it's a good thing to know about the gross insecurities of an electronic voting system, but the rush to mirror and distribute this information seems to be like doing something just because Mommy said you can't.

    Reminds me of, "Ralphie, what is your fascination with Daddy's forbidden closet of mystery?"

  11. Re:Slashdotted on Swarthmore Students Keep Diebold Memos Online · · Score: 1

    Well, whatever has happened, no gots on the documents.

    Quoth the server, 404

  12. Re:but but but.... on E-Mail Controls in Office 2003 · · Score: 1

    It's entertaining to see that given all the "features" in Outlook, the best e-mail client ever is still Pine. I can get my e-mail anywhere there is an ssh client (or telnet if I'm feeling ballsy). There is no excuse for needing anything more than a 486 to get e-mail.

    Some day, it's bound to happen, there will be some garbled pile of shit in my inbox sent from one of these Outlook clients, well, kids, (D)elete, e(X)punge, (Y)es, I'm sure. Done and done.

  13. Re:Dialog Box on E-Mail Controls in Office 2003 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The free viewing program is brilliant.

    Phase 1: Create an e-mail format only your program can read.
    Phase 2: Use that leverage to force organizations using the products of your competitors (e.g. Lotus) to switch to your product.
    Phase 3: PROFIT!

  14. client/server? on Top 5 Submerging Technologies Pinpointed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Client/Server architecture?
    Yeah...whatever.

    Because the internet (www especially) would work FINE if it was all p2p.

  15. Re:topic on Choosing Microsoft Products May Cost 10-40% More · · Score: 1

    No....

    Kevin Pollak (Todd Hockney) said it.

    I can put you in Queens on the night of the robbery.
    Really. I live in Queens. Did you figure that out yourself or do you have a team of monkeys working on this around the clock?

  16. Re:ah, yes on Choosing Microsoft Products May Cost 10-40% More · · Score: 2, Funny
  17. topic on Choosing Microsoft Products May Cost 10-40% More · · Score: 1, Troll

    Choosing Microsoft Products May Cost 10-40% More

    Really. Did they figure that one out themselves or do they have a team of monkeys working on this around the clock?

  18. yeah whatever on PHP Scales As Well As Java · · Score: 1, Informative

    I call bullshit.

    PHP is a useful language, and it certainly has its place. But for large enterprise applications, it can't hold a candle to J2EE, in terms of speed and scalability. If you drop some serious bank on an application server, you'll know what you're paying for.

    Moderators, have mercy.

  19. Re:My Docuement into My Database on CNet on WinFS · · Score: 1

    Well, as slim on technical details as this article is, here's what I've got:

    Another key building block is the querying capabilities of Microsoft's SQL Server relational database, according to Microsoft. WinFS also will incorporate the data labeling capabilities of Extensible Markup Language (XML), Muglia said.

    This seems like way too much overhead for a problem that can be solved with some clever indexing.

    "Today, applications encapsulate data. In the future, applications will be able to read and write data created with multiple applications," Muglia said. "Information opens up dramatically."

    Applications sharing data? Can't that happen when you don't use a proprietary file format for say, an Office suite?

    They're blowing some serious smoke up the typical PHB ass, but then again, when aren't they?

  20. Re:What the hell! on SCO gets $50 Million Investment · · Score: 1

    What the hell were they thinking?

    Seriously, they've got 2 Java applets on the root of their site. That order must have made some web developer somewhere want to hang himself.

  21. Re:OK people on Feds Admit Error In McDanel Security Case · · Score: 1

    Free Kevin!

    oh...wait...

  22. Software Development Cycle on BIND Patches Make Bad Situation Worse · · Score: 1

    Write, Compile, Deploy, Test, Pass the Blame.

  23. Re:Freenet on GIA to use P2P to Avoid Litigaton · · Score: 1

    The fact that it just sits there playing with itself when I click on a link to one of the supposedly "major" portals.

  24. Re:I need sleep on Get Paid To Crack? · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of what Robin Williams said about anthrax:

    "White powder in the mail... really "

  25. Re:The first hit is free... on Get Paid To Crack? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seriously.
    I saw "Get Paid to Crack" and thought it was "Get paid for Crack"

    paid for crack. really. *click*