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  1. Dear Taco on Review: Black Hawk Down · · Score: -1

    Gibt Ihre Mutter Schlagjobs?

  2. Re:Dear Jon on History of Video Games · · Score: -1

    Gibt Ihre Mutter Schlagjobs?

  3. Re:Dear Jon on History of Video Games · · Score: -1

    Saugen Sie meinen haarigen Penis und Fucking wie es!

  4. Re:Ya know... on History of Video Games · · Score: -1

    and i still enjoy some nice hot grits down my pants.

  5. Re:Yeah on Export-level Encryption Proves Insufficient · · Score: -1

    If their crypto is as good as their waffles....
    Sign me up d00d!!!!

  6. Who cares about Palm. on New Clie Handhelds from Sony · · Score: -1

    That new Clie at $399 is as expensive as a 32mb PocketPC 2002 machine! And the PPC hardware will do so much more! And you limp-wristed fags can even put Lunix on it!

  7. Yo Taco! on P4 2.2GHz and D845BG Review · · Score: -1

    This setup might have a chance to run XP without it feeling like a 386/16 running Windows 3.0 on 4 megs of RAM. Allright, thats probably crazy talk ;)

    Yes you turd burgular! It does run fine. I own a P4 1.5 Socket 478 CPU running on an ASUS P4B266 Intel based mobo with DDR ram.XP runs just as fast as Lunix does, or at least there is no noticable difference.

  8. Hello! on GNU GPL law and "lagom" copyright · · Score: -1

    GPL, Eskimos, it's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap.

  9. Well on Bridging the Digital Divide with Linux · · Score: 0

    What about Windows XP having a 14% lower cost of total ownership than Linux? So much for bridging the divide!

  10. Re:In Defense of Microsoft...Yes, Microsoft. on RMS: Putting an End to Word Attachments · · Score: -1

    w00t!

    WiW Trolls are in da hooooooooooouse!

  11. Re:Dental hygiene fascists on Red Hat Invades Washington · · Score: -1

    That's cuz your a dirty brittish pig fucker.

  12. Ah!! on Are There Limits to Software Estimation? · · Score: -1

    Hey bro! Know what this is??

    Another story.....
    for me to p00p on!

  13. Re:Legal scmegal on Divining the Future of Internet Law · · Score: -1

    Dolphins, Eskimos, it's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap!!

  14. I think that.... on Hugo Award Voting Open · · Score: -1

    Slashdot should win! Yeah!!!! Go Slashdot!!!!!!!

  15. hello on Courts Begin To Frown On Online Badmouthing · · Score: -1

    Rob's Amazing Poem Generator
    Once again, as an escape from productive labor, I have resorted to programming. This one generates poetry. This poem was generated from http://microsoft.com.

    http://microsoft.com

    Welcome to upgrade, install, configure, or troubleshoot. Show
    off your PC in shape with Windows Update:
    Stay current with Windows XP. Get started today.
    Make mobile data access easier.
    Get
    the fundamental technologies and put your expertise.

  16. Hello! on Courts Begin To Frown On Online Badmouthing · · Score: -1

    Rob's Amazing Poem Generator
    Once again, as an escape from productive labor, I have resorted to programming. This one generates poetry. This poem was generated from http://goatse.cx.

    http://goatse.cx

    Eh The goatse.
    cx lawyer has informed
    us that
    we need a warning! So..
    if you the giver ] [ feedback ] [ contrib ] *
    urinalpoop* *dolphinsex

  17. Re:More information from the keynote on New iMac Announced · · Score: -1

    Preach on brotha!
    At least with MS you don't have to buy their expensive ass hardware.

  18. Re:Key feature of digital hub on New iMac Announced · · Score: -1

    Big deal, my new Asus Mobo had 8 USB ports and 4 of those are faster (USB 2.0) than your pansy ass firewire!

  19. ok... on On the Differences Between MIS/CIS/CS Degrees? · · Score: -1

    Even tho i got the first post (that AC shit don't count) I will tell you which one to get....

    Get the one that you enjoy!!!!

  20. w00t on On the Differences Between MIS/CIS/CS Degrees? · · Score: -1

    im still in dis game byotch!

  21. Re:Kudos to China on Can China Pull An India? · · Score: -1

    I personally think you are a very clever troll so I will be nice and bite. How bout some proof of your statements?

    that's putting $ in the hands of someone who often send it right back to buy American goods and products.
    What goods and products?

    and they promptly moved back. I've read countless stories now about wonderous dreams of contracting software to Indian firms that have gone horribly awry.
    More hard proof please. I work at a large company's IT dept. and we "absolutely positively" have so many h1b visas running around here it isnt funny, and managment seems to like it.

  22. Who can forget... on Banning Violent Arcade Games Unconstitutional · · Score: -1

    BUCK FUTTER!!!!!!

  23. shit on LindowsOS Marches On · · Score: -1

    Why not just get XP and forget about that cheep ass lunix shit!

  24. Re:suck it trebek on Banning Violent Arcade Games Unconstitutional · · Score: -1

    j0nkatz: Knock Knock!

    CmdrTaco: Who's there?

    j0nkatz: The guy who slept with your mother last night!

  25. Re:I've got it now! on Human Powered Paper Airplane · · Score: -1

    Slashdot by j0nkatz

    Taken from the song "Mother:"
    Original lyrics and music by Danzig

    Slashdot
    Tell your readers not to walk my way
    Tell your readers not to hear my words
    What they mean
    What they say
    Slashdot

    Slashdot
    Can you keep them in the dark for life
    Can you hide them from the Geekizoid world
    Oh Slashdot

    Slashdot
    Gonna take your girlfriend out tonight
    Gonna show her my world
    Oh Slashdot

    Not about to see your light
    But if you wanna first post with me
    I can show you what it's like
    Troll your pages

    Not about to see your light
    And if you wanna first post with me
    I can show you what it's

    Slashdot
    Tell your readers to not follow my links
    Tell your readers not to undesrstand
    Oh Slashdot

    Slashdot
    Do you wanna moderate me
    Do you wanna censor everything
    Oh Slashdot

    Not about to see your light
    And if you wanna first post with me
    I can show you what it's like
    Troll your pages

    Not about to see your light
    And if you wanna first post with me
    I can show you what it's
    Yea

    Not about to see your light
    But if you wanna first post with me
    I can show you what it's like
    Troll your pages

    Not about to see your light
    And if you wanna first post with me
    I can show you what it's like
    Wo-oh
    Slashdot
    Yea