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  1. Hey! on Portable .NET Reaches A Quarter Million Lines · · Score: -1

    Come to slash.geekizoid.com as we celibrate a quarter billion lines of Troll! w00t!

  2. w00t on 20 Factors That Will Change PCs In 2002 · · Score: -1

    By sprinkling disks with the element ruthenium -- impishly termed "pixie dust" by IBM
    Sounds like something a Lunix farie would use.

  3. Re:ashcroft will be spying on every pc on 20 Factors That Will Change PCs In 2002 · · Score: -1

    Since you are a AC I have claimed your first post as my own. Pleases see below.

    Also, what makes you think he isn't spying on them now?

  4. eat it on 20 Factors That Will Change PCs In 2002 · · Score: -1

    bitches!
    FP!

  5. first on Ford vs. 2600 Judge Upholds Right To Link · · Score: -1
  6. Re:shaw on AT&T Caps Bandwidth On Former @Home Users · · Score: -1

    Yeah and quit ripping off Weird Al lyrics!!!

  7. Re:Hello Freak! on Review: Final Fantasy X · · Score: -1

    You didnt officially claim the first post bro. So, I claim this first post as my own. w00t!!!

  8. Re:Spoiler-free? on Review:Fellowship of the Ring · · Score: -1

    d00d!!!
    I need help bad!!!
    First I get a post modded up, now i'm fucking agreeing with his review!! HELP!!!!

  9. Re:Another Pocket PC Freak on Review: The New Casio Pocket PC E-200 · · Score: -1

    Most of the new PocketPC 2002 devices are smaller than a Handspring.

  10. Re:How 'bout one better? on Review: The New Casio Pocket PC E-200 · · Score: -1

    Actually numb nuts, I have an E-200 and it does NOT need the 32mb ROM, it needs 24, the other 8 are used for storage. Also, since it's ROM storage, stuff you put there will not be erased if you do a hard reset.

  11. Hey! on Perception of Linux Among IT Undergrads · · Score: 0

    Dark Age of Camelot servers are fucking being patched AGAIN so I have some time to troll today.

    Actually I have never seen good tech support outta open source companies. HOWEVER, Sun beats MS's punky little ass as far as support is concerned.

  12. Hey! on More Final Fantasy Bits · · Score: -1

    I got cha "Final Fantasy" hangin right here!

  13. Linux Dead at age 12! on Review: Not Another Teen Movie · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous wannabe OS Linux was found dead in its Finland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that it died after everyone realized how big of a mistake Open Source software was. I'm sure everyone in the /. community will miss it -- even if you didn't enjoy it's kernel panics and constant .conf file configuring, there's no denying its contributions to homosexual cultural development, particularly in the areas of Slashdot authorship. Truly an Unamerican icon.

  14. Another story..... on Review: Not Another Teen Movie · · Score: -1

    FOR ME TO POOP ON!

  15. Mikey? on LinuxBIOS Gains Steam · · Score: -1

    You that bored that ya gotta post this kinda crap??????

  16. Hey! on Review: ZapStation Media Box · · Score: -1

    I got cha convergence product hanging right here!

  17. hmmmmm on VA Linux Now VA Software · · Score: -1

    A turd by any other name still smells like shit.

  18. Re:This CANNOT be the real Jon Katz on Review: Behind Enemy Lines · · Score: -1

    You imposter!!!! Leave the trolling to me thanks.

  19. Re:MS on Nintendo Declares GCN Most Popular Console Ever · · Score: -1

    Their monopoly in desktop operating systems is well earned. The 95/98/2000/XP OS'es are all great systems. Not great technically necessarily - but they are a hell-u-va lot of fun. The games are well suited to the system, and the system is well suited for gaming.

    I don't see any competition on the market at all. Fortunately, it isn't really a bad thing since the warez systems are pretty cheap, as are the games.

    Take care,

    j0n

  20. So what this story is saying is.... on Economic Slump hits Open Source · · Score: -1

    Microsoft 1
    Open Source 0

  21. Rob Malda Dead at 25! on Bleem's Gravestone Online · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Timmothy. I'm sure everyone in the /. community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his queer antics and boring ass website, there's no denying his contributions to the homosesual cultural development, particularly in the areas of Taco snotting. Truly an American icon.

  22. Rob Malda Dead at age 25! on Rowing Across the Atlantic · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the /. community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his queer antics and boring ass website, there's no denying his contributions to the homosesual cultural development, particularly in the areas of Taco snotting. Truly an American icon.

  23. John Carmack dead at 54. on Rowing Across the Atlantic · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous leader John Carmack was found dead in his Ferarri this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that his Ferarri was hit by a stray Rail Gun which was aiming for a person only known as "Sarge". I'm sure everyone in the community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his pioneering gaming research, there's no denying his contributions to the USA's cultural development, particularly in the areas of denial of having a real life because you play too much Q3. Truly an American ico

  24. w00p on NoCatAuth: Authentication for Wireless Networks · · Score: -1

    FP! nuff said

  25. John Carmack Dead at 54. on Carmack On ATI's Driver Modifications · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous leader John Carmack was found dead in his Ferarri this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that his Ferarri was hit by a stray Rail Gun which was aiming for a person only known as "Sarge". I'm sure everyone in the community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his pioneering gaming research, there's no denying his contributions to the USA's cultural development, particularly in the areas of denial of having a real life because you play too much Q3. Truly an American icon.