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  1. Re:Lets just outlaw the goverment on Michigan First With A Law That Could Outlaw VPNs · · Score: 1
    Middle-east as our playground
    Sand box, AC, sand box.
  2. Re:Canadians on Michigan First With A Law That Could Outlaw VPNs · · Score: 1
    we'd help you change your laws and stop you from killing people overseas.
    Not a chance in hell of that happening, you fur trapper. Go drink some beer you hoser.
  3. Re:Movies on Teaching Programming Skills to Children? · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Explain also that it's like becoming a priest, except for the sex with small boys thing. You'll be married to your work. Only your peers will understand you. And you won't go to the beach to get a tan.

    Disclaimer: This post is not intended to be a flame. If you are a programmer and enjoy having sex with boys, my intent was not to insult you. Although, you might want to get some help.

  4. Re:Use Brainf*ck on Teaching Programming Skills to Children? · · Score: 1

    I'm not.

  5. Why? on Baldness Be Gone? · · Score: 1

    Who the hell would want to make themselves ugly by adding hair? If mine gets any longer than a quarter of an inch, I think it looks shaggy, so I shave it.

  6. Spaceballs on Hubble Discovers an Evaporating Planet · · Score: 1

    She's gone from suck to blow!

  7. Your total is....?????!!! on Benetton Clothing to Carry RFID Tags · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm going to start walking around with a big hand full of these in my pocket.

  8. Re:Easy Solution on Examining Microsoft Update · · Score: 1

    Not trying to troll, flame or bait, but everyone's not a geek. Most non-geeks don't care and don't see what the big deal is about MS collecting unnecessary data during an update because they have nothing to hide. That's obviously not the point, but that's how people think. Privacy is someone elses problem. Unfortunately, many of these are the same people who decide what car to buy based on color and on the recommendations of friends. I know that's apples and oranges, but what other compairison can you make?

  9. Get a dog. on Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self? · · Score: 1

    Get a dog.

  10. Comic book guy. on Coldest Place in the Universe · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Coldest place ever.

  11. Re:Conservative/Liberal take on it on Fooled by Randomness · · Score: 1

    There is no glass.

  12. Re:Well on Why Nerds Are Unpopular · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the same thing. At least his /. karma is high. 'Cause I'm sure the karma that matters will be turning his wheel pretty soon.

  13. Re:The Simpsons already solved this... on Why Nerds Are Unpopular · · Score: 1

    Boy, am I in trouble.

  14. Re:Well on Why Nerds Are Unpopular · · Score: 1

    What if you don't have any goals? I've spent 27 years trying to answer the question, "What do I want to do with my life?" The few times I was asked when I was in high school, I'd answer, "I want to be non-corporeal when I grow up." Oddly, no one ever said anything about it.
    Now, my problem is that what most people think of as popular or important is not worth a can of rice. Everything we do revolves around making money and work. Whenever people meet someone new, invariably, they ask what they do. Easy answer. They tell how they make a living. Considering most people don't like what they do, or would rather be doing something else, I think this is a piss poor way to get to know someone. We've all gotten caught up in the get rich scheme. That one big payoff that will fix everything, it never comes. We are all owed something because some else had it better. We've all fallen victim to the American Dream.

  15. Re:What ??? Impopular, me ???? No way.... linux ro on Why Nerds Are Unpopular · · Score: 1

    It's one thing to be beat up by a bully. It's another to be beat up by a bunch of nerds. Guess what just happened to you?

  16. Re:Resources... on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 1

    People became "resources" right before they found out that "resource reduction" meant that they were about to be laid off.

  17. Re:Walk the Talk on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 1

    This phrase might stem from someones acid trip. I have been told that while tripping, such persons will experience crossing of the senses. Such that they will hear colors or smell sounds. Perhapse one, while high, tried to speak which caused them to walk. You are right though. I does sound pretty stupid.

  18. Re:One that always pissed me off... on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 1

    When I was in college, we were given a puzzle where we were to try and cover every square on a checker board with dominos such that every square was covered. My solution involved bending space, convienently at the crease where the board folded. I was told I was wrong.

  19. Re:For those of you at Big Blue, still... on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 1

    Not trying to start flame.
    I just remembered those PBC buzzwords.
    I remember trying to figure out what exactly they wanted me to commit to. I would have much prefered they come out and say "We want you to Commit to doing your job and doing it well." I think they could have said it in plain English. Since I worked in Distribution, I obviously didn't work with the creme of IBM. Somehow I got volunteered to 'help' everybody figure out what they were supposed to write. The only thing that kept me from thinking it a complete waste of time was the variable pay and the pay raise I got for my 'stellar performance'. But that is another story.

    (Oh, and I wasn't laid off. My project was sold.)

  20. Re:Leverage on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 1

    Come on Iam. Kick him in the balls for spelling Lanugage [Sic] wrong.

  21. For those of you at Big Blue, still... on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 1

    Execute
    Team
    Win

  22. Re:"Proactive", "action items", "accountability" on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 1
    I guarantee that all of you, at some point in your careers, will have the opportunity to work with people who whine, complain about how things are all fucked up, and bemoan how nobody listens to them and everyone is stupid.
    Hey, I worked with that guy. My boss told him he was essitially an asshole durring his evaluation meeting. Asshole , now there's a buzz word.
  23. Re:Obligitory Simpsons Quote (and Karma Whoring) on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 1

    You deserve a high-five.

  24. Air. on CA Considers Taxing Solar Power Generation · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Air.

  25. Re:Democratize government spending of our money on Where Should Space Exploration Go From Here? · · Score: 1

    would soon become self-correcting

    Sorry, I mis-read that as self-corrupting. Think, if I worked for the DOT, would I not want more money to go to roads? I'm not saying this is a bad idea, but many times when we have that obvious answer, we are dissapointed by the results.