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Michigan First With A Law That Could Outlaw VPNs

zaren writes "Holy frell, Taco, we're gonna be criminals! I was checking out Freedom to Tinker after reading the posting about that multi-state anti-VPN-style legislation, and I saw a new posting that says that Michigan has ALREADY passed such legislation, and it goes into effect on MONDAY, MARCH 31, 2003 . Guess I better tighten down the base station and batten down the hatches..."

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  1. Re:Did you know that the day after March 31st... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Europe is a little further down the list. No worries.

  2. serious by drizuid · · Score: 1

    Why would they want this law. I don't see the point

    1. Re:serious by yem · · Score: 1

      Because the providers see it as a loophole. If I put three people behind a NAT'd firewall, the provider sees it as one paying customer and two thieves.

      No I have not read the f**king article.

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    2. Re:serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw NAT. If I read it correctly, this makes all anonymous communication illegal!

    3. Re:serious by Bandman · · Score: 1

      plus you can't mod your cablemodems now. Well, you can, but you'll be much less happy than when they only turned off your service

  3. Oh well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so much for my enormous NAT-based pr0n enterprise! :(

  4. Re:Did you know that the day after March 31st... by caferace · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Unfortunately, in this day and age, it may no longer be a joke. Hopefully Bush won't decide to invade Europe, once he's done with Iraq.

    Something tells me he likely won't be done by April 1st, so I think the EU is safe for a month or two, at least.

  5. Re:This is pathetic by m1chael · · Score: 1

    no offense but not everything is dropped because a war is on. if all we talked about was war then there would be more wars to satisfy our conversing.

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  6. Irony by JanusFury · · Score: 5, Funny

    Michigan residents being arrested on april fools' day because of a law that's a joke.

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  7. What were they thinking??? by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 5, Insightful

    (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service. What were legislators smoking when they wrote that clause? That's so ridiculously overbroad that it could even be interpreted to make it illegal to call someone from a payphone without telling them where you are.

    1. Re:What were they thinking??? by rela · · Score: 3, Funny
      What were legislators smoking when they wrote that clause?

      I don't know, but whatever it is, I want some! It must be a REALLY good trip.

    2. Re:What were they thinking??? by m1chael · · Score: 1

      if you called some person living in Michigan would that be a federal offense? :)

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    3. Re:What were they thinking??? by mpe · · Score: 1

      What were legislators smoking when they wrote that clause?

      How much does it cost and where is it sold...

      That's so ridiculously overbroad that it could even be interpreted to make it illegal to call someone from a payphone without telling them where you are.

      Best not use a phone connected to a PBX. Since that might give the telephone company a false idea where you are. If you are a corporation with a private telephone network the caller could be on the other side of the planet from wherever the call connects into the public network. The kit to do this is available off the shelf.
      You don't even need to be a multi-national corporation to do the latter. Quite a few companies offer VoIP services to individuals then there is the tpc.int service. Wonder if they have any nodes in Michigan!

    4. Re:What were they thinking??? by Zemran · · Score: 1

      Will this make "Anonymous Cowards" criminals?

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    5. Re:What were they thinking??? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Text of the e-mail I just sent to the Michigan AG's office:

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      Subject: Questions on Michigan law, section 750.540c.amended

      This new law, due to take effect on Monday, Mar 31, 2003 (likely the day this is read) has brought some concern to those of us who are technically minded. The main issue stems from this portion:

      (1) A person shall not assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise an unlawful telecommunications access device or assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise a telecommunications device intending to use those devices or to allow the devices to be used to do any of the following or knowing or having reason to know that the devices are intended to be used to do any of the following: ...
      (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.

      This would seem to make illegal any hardware and software designed to make use of such technologies as NAT (Network Address Translation), which is used to allow multiple computers or other devices to access a single connection to the Internet. Specifically, the ISP will see only the information about the router, which, as a consequence of the technology, blocks any information about the original computer sending the transmission.

      Another portion reads thusly:

      (2) A person shall not modify, alter, program, or reprogram a telecommunications access device for the purposes described in subsection (1).

      This would seem to make illegal a feature on many routers that allows a device on the outside of the private network to see a MAC address that is not the true address of the router, but rather one that matches a network card of a computer behind the router. This allows the router to be used in cases where an ISP uses the MAC address as a security feature to prevent unauthorized access to its network. It would seem that use of this feature could be combined with the above concern to result in a doubling of the penalty.

      Because of the popularity of these technologies, my reading of the law would make many Michigan residents into potential criminals, and could unfairly force them into paying more for additional connections to their ISP if the ISP chooses to forbid NATs and then proceed to systematically hunt down those that would use NATs.

      Is this understanding of the law as written correct in letter if not in spirit? Can you provide any information on how the Attorney General's office plans to advise the various district attorneys on conditions under which violations of this law should be pursued? For example, could an ISP demand criminal charges be brought against someone who has used NAT technologies on its network? There is a large technical community that is now worried about this.

      Thank you for your time.
      ***

      I will post any response I get from them.

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    6. Re:What were they thinking??? by palndrumm · · Score: 1

      Still, that particular clause could turn out to useful when trying to nail spammers who try and cover up where they're spamming from... couldn't it?

    7. Re:What were they thinking??? by gnp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Reading section 219a.amended for the definition of telecommunications services makes me think that this doesn't prevent VPNs. I think the telecom service providers cannot conceal their physical link ends, but I don't see where anyone using those links to operate a VPN is required to do anything special...

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    8. Re:What were they thinking??? by TopShelf · · Score: 2

      Hey, what are you trying to do, ruin a good /. story by dealing with the facts? Shame on you...

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    9. Re:What were they thinking??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite possibly the same thing greek legislators were thinking when they outlawed games last year... ( a law which still hasn't been changed btw)

    10. Re:What were they thinking??? by clonebarkins · · Score: 1
      (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service. What were legislators smoking when they wrote that clause? That's so ridiculously overbroad that it could even be interpreted to make it illegal to call someone from a payphone without telling them where you are.

      Forget payphones; what about cell phones? What constitutes "place of origin" -- street address? GPS coordinates? What if I'm on the train going to work? In my car? Walking down the street? Do I need to provide constant updates about the "place of origin"?

      Additionally, does "place of origin" include the phone number? What about all those "Anonymous" or "Unavailable" phone calls I get?

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    11. Re:What were they thinking??? by JWhitlock · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You forgot one important fact:

      Most Michigan businesses (and probably most government offices) use NAT or proxy servers for their internet connections. I believe a zealous prosecutor could interpret proxy servers as hiding the specifics of the computer that is making the requests for connections.

      Thus, just about every person with internet access at work is breaking Michigan law, under one interpretation. Including the AG that you are emailing.

      As long as you are sending long and technical emails to the AG, why not ask if a spammer who fakes his headers is breaking the law...

    12. Re:What were they thinking??? by elmegil · · Score: 1

      And if it effects VPN as well, that grows the list of criminals because of business practice exponentially. Even if you don't have a proxy and multiple PCs, VPN is pretty common for people who work from home.

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    13. Re:What were they thinking??? by SonicBurst · · Score: 1

      I was actually thinking that the clause, as written, seems to outlaw firewalls in general. Not just NAT'ing firewalls, but any firewall, since the point of the typical firewall is to conceal the existence of internal machines.

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    14. Re:What were they thinking??? by jugglerjon · · Score: 1

      I may be overly paranoid but wouldn't an effect of this be that without NAT law enforcement could get records of exactly which computer was responcible for something rather then only being able to narrow it down to a specific network? Maybe this is why the legislation is worded as it is, to push it through as something to protect against fraud.

    15. Re:What were they thinking??? by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most Michigan businesses (and probably most government offices) use NAT or proxy servers for their internet connections. I believe a zealous prosecutor could interpret proxy servers as hiding the specifics of the computer that is making the requests for connections.
      Yep. And "most government offices" includes Federal government, like say the Department of the Navy, for whom I'm contracting. We routinely use VPN and NAT; in fact we need VPN for personnel on travel to connect to our network and do certain mission essential tasks. I can only imagine the scene when some state AG and the ISP he's working for decides to take down the Navy.
      You know that neither the legislators nor the AGs have any clue what VPNs are or what NAT is, which is why they agree to this crap in the first place. These lawmakers and lawyers are the typical sort of people who hardly know where to begin when turning on their PCs yet they are making laws governing technology they know nothing about. Telcos/ISPs just shove a proposal under their noses, tell them it'll be good for the state, and they sign and try to pass it.
      I was thinking about this last night before bed and I thought, "Well, it'll get appealed and some judge will finally shoot the damn thing down once it comes out just how ignorant this legislation is," which I think will probably happen, but that is problematic in its own right. Legislatures firing off ill-considered laws only to have those laws thrown out in judicial review is a phenomenon that is becoming more and more common. The net result of this is that the democratic process is delegitimized thanks to incompetent legislators and people come to rely on unelected wise men to see that society still functions. I don't think that legislators take their jobs seriously anymore - they just try to see what the courts will let them get away with.

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    16. Re:What were they thinking??? by volve · · Score: 1

      I have a terrible feeling that firs thing Monday morning several secretaries heads are going to explode in a cloudy fog of utter confusion.

      (Hint: I think you may need to dumb it down a little there smartguym it's hard to convey to your boss that his constituents are upset after your head explodes...)

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    17. Re:What were they thinking??? by Bandman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hmmm..you may be onto something. According to this law, hiding your service provider is a felony...which is exactly what you do when you click anonymous coward. hmmmm...assuming that is the case, in a couple of days, if I were to post anonymously, even though I live in WV, would I be guilty of a felony in MI since that's where the server lives?

    18. Re:What were they thinking??? by alienw · · Score: 1

      Of course, your friendly Michigan AG is as big of a computer nerd as you are, and knows what the hell a router, NAT, or MAC address is. Besides, what reason does he have to think that the devices you mentioned are not illegal cable descramblers or something? People, WRITE TO YOUR AUDIENCE.

    19. Re:What were they thinking??? by _xeno_ · · Score: 2, Informative
      if I were to post anonymously, even though I live in WV, would I be guilty of a felony in MI since that's where the server lives?

      No. Because the server now lives in CA :P.

      Also, it's doubtful that would be considered illegal anyway because you aren't preventing the server from determining where you're posting from, just people reading your post. I want you to tell me where I'm posting this message from, including IP. Unless you have access to the server logs, you can't - because that info isn't in the post information displayed. I'm making no effort to mask my identity to the Slashdot servers.

      However, my understanding was that this only applied to my ISP. I'm also making no effort to hide the origin from my ISP. So I'm in the clear based on that law. (Although IANAL, and even if I were, I'm not in Michigan, so I still wouldn't be able to give good legal advice :)) Once it gets to the Slashdot servers, telling them to withhold user information in the post should be considered OK. After all, my reading your post, even if anonymous, does not involve you concealing your point of origin. It just means I don't know who posted the given post.

      (Another reading might make Slashdot allowing anonymous posting illegal, but people who post anonymously would still be in the clear. Maybe.)

      I don't know. Just stay away from Michigan for a while :).

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    20. Re:What were they thinking??? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      You're working on the assumption that they have nobody there working past the technology of a typewriter. I'm presuming that they have either a younger attorney, or else maybe a tech person there.

      I'll follow it up in a few days if I have not received a response, with a phone call if necessary.

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    21. Re:What were they thinking??? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.

      Wouldn't that also make CB's and WalkieTalkies illegal?

    22. Re:What were they thinking??? by PhipleTroenix · · Score: 1

      Of course, your friendly Michigan AG is as big of a computer nerd as you are, and knows what the hell a router, NAT, or MAC address is.

      He better, or he he'll come up to speed by Monday p.m.. How else will he enforce the law? I mean this in all seriousnees.

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    23. Re:What were they thinking??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To receive any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider."

      This means if you listen to CB or have a police scanner, you would have to get written permission from everyone you might possibly hear, which could be a problem for truckers.

      It makes police scanners and CB radios illegal to own or manufacture. They can seize all the 'illegal' equipment and destroy it. The only exception is ham radios.

      "A person shall not deliver written instructions, or materials for the manufacture, assembly, or development of an unlawful telecommunications access device"

      This makes creating a web site on how to set up nat illegal. Web sites across the world will be illegal in Michegan.

    24. Re:What were they thinking??? by 0spf · · Score: 1

      Police cars cordon off a modest home on a suburban street in Michigan, sirens blaring, lights flashing, helicopters thumping overhead.

      Then you hear a voice through a bullhorn:

      Come out with your hands up. Put the Linksys down and walk toward me slowly.

    25. Re:What were they thinking??? by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you can count of the Courts to fix this. IANAL, but Courts seem to resist throwing out laws for being stupid. The power to take the necessary corrective action, which is voting the idiots out and installing the wise, resides in the voters. Privacy and Free Speech rights may apply, except that the State may be able to show that due to some quirk regarding their regulatory power over telephone lines, they are entitled to know the source and destination.

      Hey, do the Michigan DAs or legislators use NAT and firewalls? Send them an e-mail or visit their web site and perform a citizen's arrest for every packet of every response. Maybe that would clarify the issue for Michigan's elected.

    26. Re:What were they thinking??? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service

      This would seem to make illegal any hardware and software designed to make use of such technologies as NAT (Network Address Translation), which is used to allow multiple computers or other devices to access a single connection to the Internet. Specifically, the ISP will see only the information about the router, which, as a consequence of the technology, blocks any information about the original computer sending the transmission.



      If you look at a circuit diagram of a DSL subscriber, there is a modem that is the origin/destination of telecom service. Whatever the user does to the network cable connected to the modem, including twirling 100 metres of said cable in a rapidly changing magnetic field is no business of the ISP. The modem is not being concealed.

      The interpretation that the origin/destination is some kind of router goes only half way. In this interpretation the actual origin/destination is an intelligent mind.
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    27. Re:What were they thinking??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conceal the source or destination...so that means having an unlisted number (transmits private or no caller id info) is illegal?

    28. Re:What were they thinking??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Legislatures firing off ill-considered laws only to have those laws thrown out in judicial review is a phenomenon that is becoming more and more common."

      Perhaps there should be a karma-link to that. To make these people really research the details, there should be some repercussions such as: Legislatures that have been found to either introduce or vote in favor of such laws should have reduced capabilities to do such damage again, perhaps with retroactive re-counting of all votes since the voting date of the ill-considered law.

      Such a link of course exists in theory, when the voters learn of it and change their voting for the next election. Unforunately, the number of levels of indirection, the latency, and the impossibility of the general public being completely informed about exactly whas is going on make this only a link in theory.

    29. Re:What were they thinking??? by The+Smith · · Score: 1
      The relevant Definitions are:

      (c) "Telecommunications" means the origination, emission, transmission, or reception of data, images, signals, sounds, or other intelligence or equivalence of intelligence of any nature over any communications system by any method, including, but not limited to, electronic, magnetic, optical, digital, or analog.

      ...

      (e) "Telecommunications device" means any instrument, equipment, machine, or device that facilitates telecommunications. Telecommunications device includes, but is not limited to, a computer, computer chip or circuit, telephone, cellular telephone, pager, personal communications device, transponder, receiver, radio, modem, or device that enables use of a modem.

      (f) "Telecommunications service" means providing, allowing, facilitating, or generating any form of telecommunications through the use of telecommunications devices or telecommunications access devices over a telecommunications system.

      That sounds pretty broad to me.
      "Telecommunications" = any kind of real-time communications whatsoever.
      "Telecommunications device" = anything that communicates in real-time
      "Telecommunications service" would thus seem to apply to anyone involved in real-time communication, whether they were in a client or server position.
    30. Re:What were they thinking??? by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Don't most Internet Filtering software operate as a proxy (thus disguising the point of origin)? And aren't libraries in Michigan required to run Internet filters?

      So isn't this sortof like saying, "When you drive down the street, you must drive on the left of the median line. When operating a vehicle, drivers must operate them on the right side of the median line."

    31. Re:What were they thinking??? by dpilot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure the legislators never meant this to have an effect on business, only citizens. No doubt there'll be ammendments to allow business to use NAT and proxy.

      I suspect that people are also being overly literal in their interpretation of this. Even if I run NAT or proxy at home, it doesn't disguise the fact that the traffic came from my network. It only hides my internal details, but not my ultimate responsibility.

      Still, even by my more relaxed definition, VPN and any anonymizers would be problems.

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    32. Re:What were they thinking??? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Conceal the source or destination...so that means having an unlisted number (transmits private or no caller id info) is illegal?

      I don't think it would be here, since the phone company still has records of the source and destination of a call. Even with caller ID block, for example, when you call a toll-free number, the company with the number still gets your phone number on their bill.

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    33. Re:What were they thinking??? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      Yep. And "most government offices" includes Federal government, like say the Department of the Navy, for whom I'm contracting. We routinely use VPN and NAT; in fact we need VPN for personnel on travel to connect to our network and do certain mission essential tasks. I can only imagine the scene when some state AG and the ISP he's working for decides to take down the Navy. -- and the long /lat/elav numbers for the AGs office are???

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  8. Re:Did you know that the day after March 31st... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hopefully Bush won't decide to invade Europe, once he's done with Iraq.

    Fuck hoping,
    You Europeans need to pool both your guns and all three of your tanks together for the common defense, otherwise Bush is going to pwnz0r you all.

  9. holy shit is this real?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to kill myself!!!!

    1. Re:holy shit is this real?? by hurtta · · Score: 1
      I'm going to kill myself!!!!

      Is that worth of it?

    2. Re:holy shit is this real?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might as well. Something worse is only going to come along next.

  10. Could someone explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a VPN is and why is this a bad thing? I mean, come on if the general population has heard of VPNs, don't use them, and would never use them anyway, what's the harm in this outlaw?!

    1. Re:Could someone explain by m1chael · · Score: 1

      its that kind of thinking lawmakers rely on ... and the reason there are lawyers.

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    2. Re:Could someone explain by Nerull · · Score: 1

      I can think if a few things that would be illegal, after skimming over the law. You wouldn't, by any chance, have multiple computers sharing the same connection with a router/firewall, would you? Thats illegal. I'd venture to say that a very high percentage of businesses do something similar, with one or two high speed lines hooked up to a router, and the rest of their computers on a network, sharing them. To the outside world, all traffic going through the routher appears to be coming from a single IP, and, according to the law, you can't do that.

    3. Re:Could someone explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes normal people do use VPNs . . . every outside, and laptop user in our company uses a VPN every day. Even if they do not know what they are using, they are using it.

    4. Re:Could someone explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an idiot. +1 Insightful.

    5. Re:Could someone explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because stupid fuckers like you would be impacted in the same way a chicken is negatively impacted by the sudden application of a gas-powered chainsaw, despite the inability of a chicken to comprehend how such a device works.

    6. Re:Could someone explain by anubi · · Score: 4, Informative
      VPN - Virtual Private Network.

      Say, you had a family. Wife, four kids, and a couple of mutts.. etc. You have a computer you do a lot of serious work on, a computer you tinker around with, your kids each have one. There may be another in the den you use to play games on and maybe use in conjunction with the TV and stereo.

      But you have one internet connection.

      By use of Network Address Translation (NAT), you can set your system up so that all the computers can access the internet through a router/switch. You can dedicate a clunker machine for this, or just use a router/switch designed for this.

      The ISP gives you so much bandwidth for so much money. If only one machine is using the connection, it gets all the bandwidth. If more machines start using it, the switch shares the available bandwidth amongst the machines requesting it.

      Using NAT, your machines can be configured so they can talk to each other privately without involving the internet - even though they are communicating through the network card - because the switch can be configured to keep local chatter off the net. Certain IP numbers do not route, such as the 10.xxx.xxx.xxx subnet. So you have an entire class A subnet to play around with for your home or business. Everybody has it. All yours. It won't route. But if you want the internet, the switch will recognize a routable number and gate you onto your internet connection, and provide the necessary address translation so the connection is routed between the appropriate machines.

      Personally, I can not determine any difference between whether or not multiple *machines* are using the bandwidth, or multiple instances of browser windows on one machine is using it, as far a paying for bandwidth delivered goes. What puzzles me is how anyone could consider a NAT box illegal, as every packet going through still has completely valid source and destination fields - it won't route through your ISP without them. At the ISP level, its completely traceable as to who's getting what.

      So I am puzzled.. I am completely failing to see the logic of this legislation. It makes just about as much sense to me as some sort of legislation mandating each child gets his own mailbox in front of the house.

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    7. Re:Could someone explain by VGPowerlord · · Score: 3, Informative

      You seem to be confusing a private network using NAT and a Virtual Private Network.

      As the VPN Information on the World Wide Web puts it (bold is my emphasis on certain parts):

      What's a VPN? Virtual private networks are secured private network connections, built on top of publicly-accessible infrastructure, such as the Internet or the public telephone network. VPNs typically employ some combination of encryption, digital certificates, strong user authentication and access control to provide security to the traffic they carry. They usually provide connectivity to many machines behind a gateway or firewall.

      Literally, a VPN is two remote networks treating one another like they're one big LAN and routing communications (encrypted) across another network, usually The Internet.

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    8. Re:Could someone explain by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Thats a really good explanation and it gets me wondering. How far do they go in deciding whats being hidden. Obviously tunneling through one IP into the internet is hiding your private network but there are otehr situations that are more confusing.

      At what network layer are they applying this to? Every time your network data get encapsulated all kinds of fields change. What happens when the frame's source and destination change as it follows it regular course over a network? Is that hiding who the data is coming from?

      Of course now SSH is totally illegal. Your making a TCP stream go from its normal port say for telnet through the SSH port. Obviously you are hiding the TRUE source of the data.

      Also what about wireless? Most commercial wireless AP's have a NAT router built in which could cause many companies to stop selling their networking products in Michigan. Is that what Mighigan wants? To prevent their own state from using regular networking equipment? Are they trying to send themselves back to the stone age?

      This entire situation is insane and obviously wont be enforcable. I cant wait for this to get to court and be knocked away for good so we can all breath easier.

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    9. Re:Could someone explain by __aanekd3853 · · Score: 1
      The ISP gives you so much bandwidth for so much money. If only one machine is using the connection, it gets all the bandwidth. If more machines start using it, the switch shares the available bandwidth amongst the machines requesting it.

      That's the way it should be. However, it is likely to work differently. The bandwidth you pay for is that from your home to the ISP access point. Your traffic often goes beyond the ISP to the network the ISP is connected to. The ISP has to buy that bandwidth from that network, and that's a lot of money. Now, they would like to buy as little as necessary to support their customers. They know, however, that if you are downloading a huge file, your wife is shopping at Amazon, your daughter is in a chat session, and your son is swapping music at the same time you will use up more bandwidth than if you only had one computer (likely the single-user Windows) connected to the net. So they introduce a clause into the contract saying you have to pay more if you want to connect more than one computer to the net.

      This was the clinch in my choice of ISP when I installed ADSL (not in the US). I had to choose between 2 ISPs and I chose the one that said they did not care how many machines I connect. The other one presented me with a price scale, though they were not able to tell me how they would know what was going on behind my NAT. Well, if NAT becomes illegal, they will...

    10. Re:Could someone explain by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Ah, easy! Avoid NAT: setup one kickass machine that connects to the cable/dsl, put Linux/*BSD on it with XFree. Finally build X-Terms (from old machines), and use them to access your server. All connections made to the net are in essence for the kick-ass server. Traffic on your onw network is only the stuff X needs to communicate.
      Finally a excuse to switch your whole network to Linux/*BSD. ;-)

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    11. Re:Could someone explain by maraist · · Score: 1

      Untill somebody wants to play a networked video game that only works on Windows.

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    12. Re:Could someone explain by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      Go to a LAN party with your dedicated game PC. Many gamers have a game PC they lug around, and a main PC for all other tasks.
      And if you want to play online, connect your Game PC directly to your cable/DSL connection and you can play all you want.

      Of course, I don't do games... so this is really not my problem.

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    13. Re:Could someone explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oookay. what you described is all about Nat, and has nothing to do with VPN...

    14. Re:Could someone explain by anubi · · Score: 1
      These are all good concerns. I share them too.

      My concern is that right now, we seem to be in the same place in the grand scheme of things as when my grandpa first got electricity. One or two bulbs in the house. I forsee in the future *many* things in the house will be networkable. Just as hooking each light bulb in your house to the power mains through its individual meter and account, or hooking each tub, toilet, and sink to their respective utilities through individual connections and accounting is absurd, so I also see legislation, if it disallows use of NAT, as also patently absurd.

      The internet was not designed to have its address space used so frivolously.

      Since they apparently passed such an absurd law, it only seems reasonable to pass funding to the internet community to upgrade to ipV6 which will have enough raw address space to accomodate this immense wastage of addressing space. It only seems logical to me that one must pay the piper - if you are going to legislate something so expensive to implement, it should have a rider attached to fund the implementation of the legislated mandate.

      On a side note, I addressed in my parent post mostly implementation of NAT. I knew about VPN but was a little fuzzy on its implementation. Some fellow shlashdotters posted some much better references to VPN.

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    15. Re:Could someone explain by packeteer · · Score: 1

      These are choices i made when i chose an ISP. I use Speakeasy ADSL service. They specifically say that they support the use of home servers, open source, shared AP's and generally good behavior when it comes to ISPs. They will give technical support to linux users and when you call tech support in the middle of the night the guy who your talking to will know what commands you need to put into bash to get it all working. I really like Speakeasy and am willing to pay the extra for an ISP that specifically says they want me to use NAT and run servers from home... leech all the bandwidth i can they dont care.

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  11. I just wish.. by Derg · · Score: 2

    someone would get a nice little pile of evidence against these lawmakers and policy setters to prove that they are doing exactly the opposite of what they preach. For these anti-vpn people as well as the **AA's... Wouldnt it be marvelous just to get the specs on the no-vpn guy's "special connection" from his house in the hills to the office. oh crap, its a vpn connection... oooops... Imagine Hillary Rosen with an armload of bootleg cd's. I wonder if she has a burner in her pc. or 4, because its a 40x, and we know thats worth atleast 4 drives because its fast....

    sorry... this is just another in the long line of wtf laws and policies that I see being proliferated...


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  12. Lets just outlaw the goverment by ExEleven · · Score: 1

    If they dont like it, they can get the fuck out.

    1. Re:Lets just outlaw the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah right you moron. Then I'll just kill you, sound good eh.

    2. Re:Lets just outlaw the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and then I'll just kill you stupid fuck, and so on and so forth.

      Its time for a new world order anyway, follow me my children, and I will give you a world that you can embrace. I will also exterminate the muslims and we shall use the middle-ease as our playground.

      Take my hand, for I shall only offer it once.

    3. Re:Lets just outlaw the goverment by Associate · · Score: 1
      Middle-east as our playground
      Sand box, AC, sand box.
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    4. Re:Lets just outlaw the goverment by ces · · Score: 1

      Cat Box?

      I will admit Congress seems to be in the process of testing if the old theory about "no government through no taxes" is true.

      Frankly there is a solution to the current nonsense: vote early, vote often.

      Really I'm not kidding, vote in EVERY election including the "special" elections that don't occur on the general election day in November and whenever the general primary election is. Contribute to political campaigns of people and issues you support say $20-$50 each. I average about $200/yr in contributions. Volunteer on a political campaign or two. Pretty soon everybody who is trying to run for office or pass a ballot measure in your area will be contacting you for support.

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  13. Phone extenders by pdan · · Score: 1

    There is a simple technology letting employees make long distance or international calls from home. They call the company (local call) and after entering a code, get a dialtone and make another call.
    Would it be also illegal?

    I wonder if people who voted for this bill had a clue what it really means.

    1. Re:Phone extenders by pyrote · · Score: 4, Insightful

      this would also make calling cards illegal, since every time I get a call from one it comes from texas, not nevada where the call originates.

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    2. Re:Phone extenders by freaq · · Score: 1

      Fooled you! I'm actually in Cali. But if you forward your phone to Michigan without telling me, does that make you or me a criminal?

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    3. Re:Phone extenders by pyrote · · Score: 1

      It would make me an accessory to your crime.

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    4. Re:Phone extenders by klahnako · · Score: 1

      The phone system keeps records of all connections, dispite what limited information you get to see on your bill. When a phone card is used, they know the phone that was used, and the path the call took to get to it's destination. When a person calls a business line to make free LD calls that transaction is also tracked.

      All phone examples given are not going to be a problem with the new law because the phone systems record everything in billing.

    5. Re:Phone extenders by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      Actually, Neither. It says you cannot obscure the "origin" of a communication. Forwarding allows you to obscure the "destination".

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    6. Re:Phone extenders by freaq · · Score: 1

      ?!
      not sure if i understand. telephone communication is 2-way. well, maybe not by definition, but at least by design and custom. doesn't forwarding conceal the responding party's origin?
      so much for plus one, funny.

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  14. First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    WTF?! I can't rip CDs to MP3s anymore and now it's illegal to use a VPN?

    Honestly, I'm starting to feel guilty as soon as I start using a PC. I must be breaking some law as soon as I sit down.

    It's about time for the otherwise useless ACLU to start some legal action. Finally, they'll have something to pursue that's worthy of their time.

    1. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VPNs are illegal in Michigan and NOW you see a need for the ACLU... you almost deserve having your rights taken away.

    2. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      VPNs are illegal in Michigan and NOW you see a need for the ACLU... you almost deserve having your rights taken away.

      You damn pinko! Don't you know Civil Liberties don't matter until its my rights that have been taken away.

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    3. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by devonbowen · · Score: 1
      It's about time for the otherwise useless ACLU to start some legal action.

      And the more members they have, the easier it is for them. Are you a member? Or maybe a member of the EFF?

      Devon

    4. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Well, the ACLU has been hacking away at our freedom to control our own property for quite some time now. They told some people I know that they couldn't enforce a dress code on their own property. I agree that the ACLU is useless.

    5. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Sounds to me like in that case they came down on the side of individual rights vs rights for companies, corporations, and other entities that exist only legally.

      Hurray for them. Why are you complaining?

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    6. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      You know... USA... Land of the free... =)
      If your goverment continues to pass laws like these, and not to mention all that "patriot" garbage, you'll soon have to drop that slogan.
      Replace it with "USA, Land of the oppressed" or something.
      But maybe the EU could muster some troops and liberate you. =)

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    7. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Replace it with "USA, Land of the oppressed" or something.
      But maybe the EU could muster some troops and liberate you. =)

      Heh. Thanks, but I think we can manage ourselves. After all, we're all ARMED and CRAZY.

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    8. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Just wait til some Palladium-like "security" is required by law to be in all computer hardware. Yep, merely sit down in front of your old "insecure" machine, and you are instantly a criminal.

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    9. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      But maybe the EU could muster some troops and liberate you. =)

      Nah, they don't believe in violence. :-)

    10. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Did you not read anything I wrote?

      They fought _against_ individual rights. The land was privately owned. They were complaining that he had set up a code of conduct (it included dress, among other things) and that he would have people thrown off for violating it. It was all simple stuff like "don't use profanities". There was also a prohibition on "overly revealing attire". Stuff that is really easy to obey. He didn't require suits and ties for the man and dresses for the women, just no see-through clothing.

      (sarcasm)
      The ACLU decided to fight for every American's God given right to swear his mouth off! That and to walk around in public without clothes on!
      (/sarcasm)

    11. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Yes, I read it.

      Land being "privately owned" does not make it "individually owned". What someone does in the privacy of their own home is one thing, what some non-individualist legal entity forces others to do in order to trade and conduct normal business is another.

      The ACLU wouldn't have batted an eyelid if this was a normal case of someone saying "Look, you can't come to my party dressed like that" or "I'm not letting you come in and have coffee with that on". This clearly wasn't such a case. Pseudo-libertarians who promote the idea that the conduct of business is an aspect of private life do their ideas and ideals no credit.

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    12. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Hehe...
      Seen "Bowling for Columbine"?
      If not, it's a really great movie/documentary.

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    13. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Seen "Bowling for Columbine"?

      Yeah. Didn't much care for it. I really liked "Roger & Me", but it struck a chord with my mostly populist views. BFC struck me as too much of a "hip, urban elitist liberal" work in that it conveniently ignored reality in order to reach what I think was a predetermined conclusion of Mr. Moore's. In my opinion, he's become just another lock-step liberal hoping the Hollywood Beautiful People will accept him if he parrots their cherished platitudes.

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    14. Re:First the RIAA and now this all in one day? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Hehe...
      Well, by twisting facts in propagandafilms you can make just about anything look good or bad.
      You could probably even do a pro-drugs "documentary" if you wanted to. =)

      But it is with guns as it is with power...
      Those who want it are the ones who shouldn't have it.

      Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
      But people with guns kill more people than people without guns. :)

      I'll be quiet now, since this is going off topic. =)

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  15. Also with effect 31 March... by canthusus · · Score: 5, Interesting
    See http://www.michiganlegislature.org/mileg.asp?page= getObject&objName=mcl-750-335-amended
    ***** 750.335.amended THIS AMENDED SECTION IS EFFECTIVE MARCH 31, 2003 *****

    750.335.amended Lewd and lascivious cohabitation and gross lewdness.
    Sec. 335.

    Any man or woman, not being married to each other, who lewdly and lasciviously associates and cohabits together, and any man or woman, married or unmarried, who is guilty of open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior, is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than 1 year, or a fine of not more than $1,000.00. No prosecution shall be commenced under this section after 1 year from the time of committing the offense.

    History: 1931, Act 328, Eff. Sept. 18, 1931 ;--CL 1948, 750.335 ;--Am. 1952, Act 73, Eff. Sept. 18, 1952 ;--Am. 2002, Act 672, Eff. Mar. 31, 2003 .

    This is the amended version, newly revised, not some ancient statute they've never gotten round to changing. What did they change from last time? They doubled the fine.

    Michigan doesn't seem to have made it to the 21st century yet.

    1. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, if any couple does much more than kiss in public, or any individual does.. gross things.. they are guilty of a misdimeanor. I don't see a problem with that. I'm sure there are similar laws against such things in public elsewhere.

    2. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Errr no, not just in public. In private.

      "Any man or woman, not being married to each other, who lewdly and lasciviously associates and cohabits together". I think that means living with your girlfriend & fucking her in private.

    3. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what exactly do you find wrong about this law?
      (Apart from your lack of morals, self-control, etc,...)

      If you're so bent on cohabitating, performing lewd/lascivious acts, etc,... marry them... ;)

    4. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go see "bowling for columbine." you'll see that michigan is in the dark ages about a lot of things.

    5. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, you'd think we'd have sprouted a decent filmmaker by now. Its truely a sad state of affairs.

      Oh wait, Sam Raimi...

    6. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      Any man or woman, not being married to each other, who lewdly and lasciviously associates and cohabits together

      I cohabited with a woman from 1990 to 1994 in Michigan. Didn't get arrested. The police even visited once after one of our cars had been broken into. It didn't occur to them to slap us in cuffs while they stood around in our apartment writing up the report.

      I have no idea what lewd or lascivious means in terms of cohabitation. Nether do the police or the courts. What they do know is that prosecution attempts using laws like this are laughable. I doubt such a thing has been attempted during my lifetime. If it has it failed on appeal at some point.

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    7. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Associate · · Score: 1

      I thought Columbine was in Colorado?

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    8. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by October_30th · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why marry?

      I see no benefits but only complications in the institution of marriage. Legally, it makes it harder to break up and discourages people to do so even when kids and their own mental health would actually benefit from it. Psychologically it is even more offensive: a sort of proof of ownership.

      Originally marriage meant that the wife became husband's property (instead of her father's, that is), but I guess these days it stipulates that the husband is wife's property too.

      I find this really offensive. I don't want my significant one to stick around just because there is a band of metal around one of her fingers. She's not my property and I'm not hers. She's free to do whatever she wants. If she decides to walk out on me, I have nothing to say about it and vice versa.

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    9. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      You missed the bit where it said "married or unmarried".

      I guess the people in Michigan decided that screwing in the open was worth the $500 fine.

    10. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The point is not whether it would stand up in court, the point is that it is a form of legalized harrassment. If the cops, or anyone else in the law enforcement power structure, doesn't like you for any reason valid or not, they have just one more tool to fuck you over with impunity.

      Sometimes just calling you a terrorist is more trouble than its worth, probably gets the FBI and the Dept of the Fatherland involved which might actually question a few too many baseless accusations. This law just keeps their options open.

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    11. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      It is, but Michael Moore is from Michigan. He's the same ass who blathered at the Oscars last week.

      Let's see, Jeff Daniels and, umm, Booger are from Michigan. That's pretty much it. Oh, and Madonna. And Tim the Tool, who would have been in jail for the rest of his life with no parole had he been charged under Michigan drug laws instead of Federal ones.

      I plug my lame EnviroToilet every 3rd day that the State of Michigan makes me use to conserve water even though we are the most water rich place on the planet. That shows the brainpower of our own Michigan legislature.

      By the way, the Michigan state house and senate are Republican controlled, and the govnuh is a Democrat. There's plenty of blame to go around.

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    12. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by grbyrd · · Score: 1

      Must be a Republican controlled congress?

    13. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by cookd · · Score: 1

      Very good question. I suppose it is all about comittment. If you are married, it is understood that you have made a certain comittment and have agreed to certain obligations. Getting out of the comittment is possible, but definitely a hassle. And some of the oblications are permenant.

      Though this is definitely a limitation on freedom and flexibility, that is not entirely a bad thing. Why do some computer languages enforce strict type checking? Not all limits on freedom are bad. They allow assumptions to be made. -- I can generally assume that I can drive through an intersection when the light is green and that cars will not drive in front of me.

      A legal marriage provides at least a small degree of assurance that the partnership will not dissolve at the slightest whim. In addition, it provides some idea of what will happen if the partnership is dissolved. Without that, some risks might not be safe (such as merging assets, having children, or incurring other obligations such as a mortgage).

      Finally, I think it is a good thing for some relationships that there is some barrier to separation. I mean, relationships go through rocky times, and sometimes they recover. From what I've seen, the strongest relationships are those that have survived challenges. A comittment such as marriage can be an obstacle to an overly hasty separation.

      Yes, divorce sucks. But marriage is a sign of a real comittment. And real comittment means a loss of some freedom, such as the freedom to walk out at any time. I think I would rather have the comittment. (YMMV.)

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    14. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by cookd · · Score: 1

      And I can't spell. It's "commitment" not "comittment." Whoops.

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    15. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why the outspoken activitsts are stupid.

      Drawing attention to yourself is pure stupidity.

      Make it quiet and secret. Hide your tracks, and cover your arse.

      Welcome to the world of illegal hacking, kinda funny how you just wait a short amount of time and suddenly all the techies are now criminals not because of actions but because of pure corruption in the government.

      Welcome! you want a white hat or a black hat?

    16. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Durinia · · Score: 1
      ...and the govnuh is a Democrat.

      Only since January. This law was amended during 2002 (shown at the bottom of the page), so Engler signed it.

    17. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Michigan doesn't seem to have made it to the 21st century yet.

      Nor the 20th.

    18. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by karlm · · Score: 1
      I have no idea what lewd or lascivious means in terms of cohabitation.

      It's probably there to distinguish platonic coed residences from romantic unmarried cohabitation. It would appear to be legal to live with someone of the oposite sex as long as there is no naked fun involved.

      I have two female apartment mates. They sleep in a seperate room from me. I have never been romantical involved with either of them by any stretch of the imagination (well, unless you count my ex GF's imagination). If I was in Michigan and that clause wasn't in there, that would be yet another law hanging over my head.

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    19. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by ces · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please don't confuse marrage as recognised by the state with commitment or lack therof on the part of a couple.

      I know people who are married in every sense of the word (including holding a wedding) who happen to lack a marrage license. In one case the couple didn't want the tax hit, credit entanglement, or to deal with community property issues; in another the couple happens to be two men and thus cannot get a legal marrage.

      On the other hand I know people who seem to marry everyone they date for more than a month or two. Typically they get a divorce within a year or so. Divorce is VERY easy in most states these days if there are no substantial assets or children involved.

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    20. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by radixvir · · Score: 1
      (3) A person shall not deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise plans, written instructions, or materials for the manufacture, assembly, or development of an unlawful telecommunications access device or for the manufacture, assembly, or development of a telecommunications access device that the person intends to be used or knows or has reason to know will be used or is likely to be used to violate subsection (1). As used in this subsection, "materials" includes any hardware, cables, tools, data, computer software, or other information or equipment used or intended for use in the manufacture, assembly, or development of an unlawful telecommunications access device or a telecommunications access device.
      not even written documentation? isnt that a violation of free speech? and it goes into effect here tommorrow! i have 7 roommates all using the same internet connection. this totally sucks
    21. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... they have just one more tool to fuck you over with impunity.

      I don't know about that. Fucking someone over with a tool ought to qualify as lewd and lascivious, don't you think?

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    22. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by error0x100 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. "cohabit" means "live together".

    23. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Britt+Wanabe · · Score: 1

      Aside from the commitment angle, there's the practical reason. Spouses have certain legal rights that others simply do not. Specifically, in the case where one spouse is medically incapacitated and the other must make a decision for them. "Life partners" can't do that, but legally married spouses can. That's the biggest reason why I believe we need to get rid of the religious aspect of a legal marriage, which requires the participants to be of opposite genders. Sure it's historical and part of our cultural heritage, but there's no legal reason for it. A legal marriage should be completely different from a religious one. You could be married in the eyes of the state, but not in the eyes of the church; or vice versa. One should have nothing to do with the other, aside from the fact that they use the same word and involve similar concepts of personal commitment. I know some gay couples who would love to have thae legal benefits of a marriage but are denied simply based on a rule which has nothing to do with anything. I feel bad for them.

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    24. Re:Also with effect 31 March... by Britt+Wanabe · · Score: 1

      Stupid website ate my line breaks, how the hell did that happen? Ick.

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  16. My number is ID blocked by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    so technically I am hiding the source, or Pac-Bell is doing it for me, I wonder if there is an extradition clause in the law ?

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    1. Re:My number is ID blocked by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      You should be okay. This is with permission of the service provider. Hopefully they don't have an "explicit written permission" clause.

  17. Haha, This could be the end of NAT! by Subcarrier · · Score: 4, Informative

    If I put three people behind a NAT'd firewall, the provider sees it as one paying customer and two thieves.

    This doesn't only concern end users. This concerns any organisation that obtains an address range for a fee and use NAT to connect their network, including many ISPs.

    This might be the end of NAT. Good riddance and welcome IPv6!

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    1. Re:Haha, This could be the end of NAT! by pyrote · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Can't wait to pay another 5 bucks a month so my handicapped little brother can surf pokemon.

      All this does is make the isp aware of how many machines I have.

      A while back the ma-bells tried to charge for every phone you had in your house, and they succeded for several years.

      This is another in a long line of atrocities commited by our elected representatives.

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    2. Re:Haha, This could be the end of NAT! by djrogers · · Score: 2, Informative
      This doesn't only concern end users. This concerns any organisation that obtains an address range for a fee and use NAT to connect their network, including many ISPs.

      This might be the end of NAT. Good riddance and welcome IPv6!


      Did you miss the part that said WITHOUT CONSENT ??? Sheesh, if your ISP allows you to NAT, then you can NAT. If they say NO NAT'ing, find a new one... This law changes nothing except the penalties for violating your ISPs TOS (now they can sic the cops on you after disco'ing your butt).
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    3. Re:Haha, This could be the end of NAT! by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 0
      This might be the end of NAT

      huh? if this is your only concern about such a bill, that explains a lot.

      you know, from outside the US, all of these things look very, very scary, and it doesnt seem like even the nerds *uh!* grasp whats at stake. if they pass a bill prohibiting breathing american air, youd probably welcome gill breathing.

      well, the rest of the world will watch closely how much more you are willing to give up and how much more they can take away from you until you realize how much the "land of the free" has changed into something that starts to scare the shit out of people.

      get rid of your leaders, before they get rid of you.

      go compare

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    4. Re:Haha, This could be the end of NAT! by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      (1) A person shall not assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise an unlawful telecommunications access device or assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise a telecommunications device intending to use those devices or to allow the devices to be used to do any of the following or knowing or having reason to know that the devices are intended to be used to do any of the following:
      ...
      (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.


      This makes NAT illegal. The other sections of (1) are effectively OR statements.

      (2) A person shall not modify, alter, program, or reprogram a telecommunications access device for the purposes described in subsection (1).

      It's now illegal to also use the built-in function of your router to change the external MAC address to allow it to connect to the network in the first place.

      Violation of either of the above is four years and/or $2000 *per* violation, meaning up to eight years and $4000 for using NAT and changing the MAC address to allow it to be used.

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    5. Re:Haha, This could be the end of NAT! by grahammm · · Score: 1

      No it does not make (normal) NAT illegal. As long as the equipment on the 'user' side is in the same location as the NATing hox (which for most home or office networks will be the case) then the place of origin/destination is not being hidden but is the premises obtaining service from the ISP.

    6. Re:Haha, This could be the end of NAT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It *is* hiding the place of origin/destination -- which computer is the traffice going to?

    7. Re:Haha, This could be the end of NAT! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This makes NAT illegal

      Nah. Read the first paragraph. It all depends on the definition of what an "illegal telecommunications device" is. If you read the definition of this, you will find that it's a hacked cell phone.

      This has zero, zip, zilch, nothing to do with NAT, VPN or anything similar.

    8. Re:Haha, This could be the end of NAT! by k_stamour · · Score: 1

      I wonder when they will make it a crime to have more than one browser open at one time.....Does Lynx count?

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    9. Re:Haha, This could be the end of NAT! by 0spf · · Score: 2, Funny

      It depends on what the defination of "is" is.

  18. Canadians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why it rawks to be Canadian. We haven't outlawed VPNs yet. And we're not dropping bombs on Iraq. Yup, it's a good day to live in the Great White North. If we weren't so damned apathetic, we'd help you change your laws and stop you from killing people overseas. But we are, first and foremost, Canadians.

    1. Re:Canadians by Associate · · Score: 1
      we'd help you change your laws and stop you from killing people overseas.
      Not a chance in hell of that happening, you fur trapper. Go drink some beer you hoser.
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    2. Re:Canadians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh?

    3. Re:Canadians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aah yes...Canada...where purchasing CD-R's come with a pre-emptive fine for music I may illegally download in the future.

      Every country's got its bright points and its embarrassingly stupid points...including Canada

  19. FINALLY! by pyrote · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Finally Microsoft windows is illegal!!!!

    Any web browser can be used to access a proxy server making All web browsers illegal in Michigan. Since IE is so integrated into the software (that it can't possibly be removed), it makes all windows OS's illegal!

    Of course this applies to all linux browsers, but we can remove those.

    Ahh yes, the crap is piling up, and it aint the dairy cows.

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    1. Re:FINALLY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So who is going to turn Bill in?

      Come on people, let's use this great opportunity!

    2. Re:FINALLY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Any web browser can be used to access a proxy server making All web browsers illegal in Michigan. Since IE is so integrated into the software (that it can't possibly be removed), it makes all windows OS's illegal!

      I'm pretty sure they'd go after the proxies and NAT machines-- if those-- before they worried about the browsers, MS or otherwise.

      Still, it's a funny idea that John Lettice wrote about in The Register. The article's called Use a firewall, go to jail, and send Bill Gates too.

    3. Re:FINALLY! by mlush · · Score: 1
      I'm pretty sure they'd go after the proxies and NAT machines-- if those-- before they worried about the browsers, MS or otherwise.

      Would it be possible for an individual to sue MS under this law? One would lose almost instantly, but it would be a sneakey way of mobalising MS legal department against the law and establish some useful precident...

    4. Re:FINALLY! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Um, If you read the article more then just the headline. You you see that it not making VPN and Proxy illegal. It is stating that the ISP has the right to say who and how many people use their networks and what protocalls. The good side is for the Hurting ISP Buisness is that they can charge for every system using their connection even threw a VPN. The downside of course is basicly is the fact the ISP have rights to see how we network our homes and offices and scan what ports we are using to make sure that we are following the agreement. Which genereally sucks because there are many dumb administrators who beleave if they cant see the data in the packets then you must be doing illegal things. So for the dumb administrators the are forcing us to work unsecurly.

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    5. Re:FINALLY! by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      Well, I can delete Internet Explorer in XP by booting into 2000 and deleting it, and delete it in 2000 by booting to XP and deleting it.

    6. Re:FINALLY! by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      You couldn't sue MS for this. You could, however, accuse them of breaking this law, but you'd have to wait for IE 7. I imagine the officals would have to look into it.

    7. Re:FINALLY! by schmink182 · · Score: 1
      (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.

      It looks like this can easily be used to illegalize proxy servers entirely, and use thereof.

    8. Re:FINALLY! by pyrote · · Score: 1

      and if you read into the article, vpn(nat,and proxy) is illegal. it enables the customer to conceal how many people are accessing the network through a single node. you state this yourself: The downside of course is basicly is the fact the ISP have rights to see how we network our homes and offices and scan what ports we are using to make sure that we are following the agreement.

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    9. Re:FINALLY! by pyrote · · Score: 1

      true, but my point is that microsoft claims (under oath) that that is not possible.

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    10. Re:FINALLY! by plugger · · Score: 1

      You might like the angle taken by the Register in their article.

      You would probably have to set up Internet Connection Sharing,hand yourself in to a police station, then name Microsoft as an accessory. In the investigation, both they and you would be found to have broken the law.

  20. spammers by manseman · · Score: 2
    Taking it to the extreme, this means that spammers could sue you now.

    Hey, we didn't know Blob Slob had that e-mail address, and we sure as hell didn't mean to make him that penis enlargement offer!

    Another step in the right direction.(not)

    1. Re:spammers by dacarr · · Score: 1

      What is this, Soviet Russia?!

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  21. Not concealing anything. by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Every IP packet I pass through my ISP contains a source and destination IP address.

    What else do they need to know?

    "Your honour, at what layer of the OSI Network Layer model is this bill to be enforced?"

    "Er, case dismissed."

    1. Re:Not concealing anything. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      Every IP packet I pass through my ISP contains a source and destination IP address.
      What else do they need to know?


      Sec. 540c.
      (1) A person shall not assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise an unlawful telecommunications access device or assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise a telecommunications device intending to use those devices or to allow the devices to be used to do any of the following or knowing or having reason to know that the devices are intended to be used to do any of the following:
      (a) Obtain or attempt to obtain a telecommunications service with the intent to avoid or aid or abet or cause another person to avoid any lawful charge for the telecommunications service in violation of section 219a.
      (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.
      (c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.

      The rest of the bill appears to provide support and procedural infrastructure for the section above.

      Sorry.

    2. Re:Not concealing anything. by Tailhook · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In response to the posters point you quote the law, specifically that section labeled (c). What does that have to do with his point? His ISP provides IP service. He sends and receives packets via that service. Every damn one has a source and a destination. At what point is he in violation of the section you highlighted?

      He violates no law, including this one, operating VPN tunnels via his ISP. He has the right to send and receive IP traffic. The law mentions nothing about the content of the traffic he sends or receives. Presumably he has permission from whoever is at the other end of the VPN to use it.

      You, and the rest of you hypersensitive zealots, need to do better than highlighting some piece of legislation to make your point. It is plainly obvious to me that NAT, VPN, SSL, SSH, HTTP proxies or any of the other mechanisms you folks claim will be made illegal by this law are simply not.

      But have your fun. It's what you're all about...

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    3. Re:Not concealing anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VPN does nothing of the above, it doesn't affect anything the ISP does. It's an additional protocol layer. This law is against Man in the Middle attacks somewhere down the line.

    4. Re:Not concealing anything. by djrogers · · Score: 3, Informative

      (c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.


      Well, since VPN'd packets are encrypted before hitting the 'telecommunications service provider' network, decrypting it wouldn't be illegal under this law (as long as it's intended for you that is - the intercept clause would ensure that).

      There's nothing here saying that anything has to be transmitted in the clear, and all your service provider is responsible for is shuttling packets - encrypted or no. Don't mess with that process, and you won't be breaking the law.
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    5. Re:Not concealing anything. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, if they take your enlightened viewpoint, there is no problem. But I think they will be inclined to view the provider of the IP layer as also a provider of services within all application layers above it. Since this means your cable company can charge you a higher for VPN, I think it's at least possible that the law might be interpreted that way.

    6. Re:Not concealing anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Case dismissed? Not so fast. The law does not restrict applicablity to certain layers, so obviously it will be enforced on all layers of the network model in question.

      Ways to break the law:

      • NAT/PAT (transport/network layer)
      • Transparent proxy (application layer)
      • Proxy ARP (link layer)

      The real question is: What constitutes an end-point of communication? Is a non-transparent proxy the endpoint of two communication channels? Is a tunnel without NAT really concealing something or is it just a virtual wire? The underlying problem is that technically machines are the endpoints of communication, but lawmakers think that only humans can be endpoints of communication. There's no information about the human endpoint of communication in the network protocols, so they mistake all sorts of addresses as this information.

    7. Re:Not concealing anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.

      "

      Umm, i guess routers just became illegal too.

    8. Re:Not concealing anything. by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You might be right...

      but what makes you think the isp, cops, judge, or jury would comprehend that ?

    9. Re:Not concealing anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to argue, but what sorts of devices would this cover?

      A Nony Mouse

    10. Re:Not concealing anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but it is within the bounds of the court to interpret the "intended meaning" of the law, not just the words that made it on paper.

      It is clear that this law is meant to make it illegal for third parties to break into telecommunications, unless they have express permission to do so (like security audits). Note the obvious absence of the word "encrypt". It only talks about decryption, disruption, etc.

      This isn't to prevent you from from VPN'ing into the office; it's to make it illegal for Joe down the street on your cable modem block to tap into your IP streams.

    11. Re:Not concealing anything. by tassii · · Score: 1

      You are correct if the firewall/VPN is attached to a single machine. Since most firewalls/VPNs are connected to a network and they conceal the IP address of the recipient machine by the very nature of their existence (as far as the world is concerned, the connection ends at the firewall), then ipso facto, that network is now illegal.

      One could argue that all you have to do is point to the local box that is the end recipient when the police show up, but if you use a dynamic network, the IPs change everytime a machine leaves/connects to a network. Once again, illegal by this wording.

      In addition, if you choose to encrypt your email address or password so they cannot be sniffed, that will be illegal as well.

      The language is so broad as to be ridiculous. The really sad thing is nowadays, tech laws only seem to attempt common sense in the courts, not when they are being crafted. So the tech industry has to dance the game until someone steps up to the plate to challenge the law in court. NOT the way it should be done.

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    12. Re:Not concealing anything. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It looks to me like it was aimed at spam for and marketers of "steal satellite TV" and "unscramble your cable" devices.

      Trouble is, it doesn't specify that. It reads to me like the electronic equivalent of catching people who fence stolen property not by arresting them for burglary or receiving stolen goods, but rather for driving on the streets between crime scene and pawn shop. IOW, convicted of a legal activity (which everyone does, criminal or not) as the method of catching people who indulge in an illegal activity.

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    13. Re:Not concealing anything. by MrLint · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.
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      With that wording i also expect that all cordless phone would be illegal as it is in fact retransmitting your phone line. Also illegal would be those UHF transmitters you can use to watch tv in the attic if you dont want to run a cable there.

    14. Re:Not concealing anything. by Mistlefoot · · Score: 1

      "c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider."

      So any government or tech office gets written permission. Written permission = "express authoritiy or actual consent". They are therefore within the law.

      Simple.

      The home user, on the other hand, gets "express authority or actual consent" when they pay extra to use their NAT router

    15. Re:Not concealing anything. by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      Gnutella

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    16. Re:Not concealing anything. by Scott+Hale · · Score: 1
      (c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.

      When the data that is being intercepted is still on the LAN, I am the service provider, and I give my consent to myself for this to happen. In other words, if its on my network, I am the service provider.

    17. Re:Not concealing anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt,

      transmit, retransmit,

      acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.

      Guess what routers and proxies do, they retranmit. guess what servers do... they transmit. Now if your ISP decides you cannot run servers that means that bye doing so you are violating state law, not just the TOS, ergo you are now a criminall subject to prosecution whereas before the isp would only be able to terminate your service.

  22. reminder by t0ny · · Score: 1

    this story reminds me of last year, when Greece had a country-wide ban on Video Games. funny stuff.

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    1. Re:reminder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not video games, but playing games in public. E.g. poker, snooker, and video arcades in public were all illegal. You could still play all the games you'd want at home.

    2. Re:reminder by t0ny · · Score: 1
      Law Number 3037, enacted at the end of July, explicitly forbids electronic games with 'electronic mechanisms and software' from public and private places, and people have already been fined tens of thousands of euros for playing or owning games.

      http://news.zdnet.co.uk/story/0,,t269-s2121692,00. html

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  23. Not one but two !!! by mritunjai · · Score: 5, Informative

    (Yes I did RTFA)

    This law has not one but two offensive clauses-

    1(b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.

    1 (c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.

    While 1(b) is probably the most obnoxious clause, 1(c) is not far behind... it makes it a "felony" to eg. hook two televisions on single cable connection and even make it a felony offense to put NAT boxen !! At our dorm, for World cup we put a computer with TV tuner card connected to cable connection and then used it to stream the transmission for people to watch in their rooms... HELL now we'll be criminals (and that too 'felony'!!) for that...

    Fuck.

    Who said "America- land of free" must now be turning in graves.

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    1. Re:Not one but two !!! by Clandestine+Fourberi · · Score: 0

      Who said "America- land of free" must now be turning in graves.

      Not yet... they haven't killed you yet.

    2. Re:Not one but two !!! by futuresheep · · Score: 1
      In my eyes, this part also makes the use of TV Tuner and capture cards not provided to you by the cable company illegal.

      1 (c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.

    3. Re:Not one but two !!! by MikeFM · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I still think all the geeks should collect in one state and make their own laws. I like Florida because it has nice beaches, warm weather, nude women, and the majority of it is uninhabited. Any state with few enough current citizens would do though. The only way to stop stupid laws like this is to have a political voice.. and being that we're outnumbered by morons we need to collect in a large enough group in a small enough region of morons so that we can be heard. Having our country controlled by corporate interests and religious fanatics isn't exactly good for our future.

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    4. Re:Not one but two !!! by October_30th · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uh... I don't see the connection between geeks and nude women?

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    5. Re:Not one but two !!! by nadaou · · Score: 3, Funny
      Who said "America- land of free" must now be turning in graves.


      "Soon we will be able to harness the rotational energy from Orwell's grave to solve all world energy problems"
      - GigsVT (#208848 [there is no #1, #6])

      This might work on Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson's graves as well.

      But don't worry, the oil companies and their puppet government won't stand for this nonsense for very long. They'll buy & bury the technology soon enough.

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    6. Re:Not one but two !!! by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      It also has lots of old people. And they like passing dumb conservative laws. :)

    7. Re:Not one but two !!! by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 1
      I like Florida because it has nice beaches, warm weather, nude women, and the majority of it is uninhabited. Any state with few enough current citizens would do though.
      There are so many things wrong with this statement. But I'll start at the beginning.

      1) I lived in Florida for 20 years, and never once did I see nude women in the streets or on the beaches. At least, not with enough consistency to claim that Florida has nude women as an attribute.

      2) The majority of uninhabited Florida is in the form of swamps and wetlands. You would have to drain the everglades to lower the flood plains to make that land inhabitable. People have been doing it for a century now, and if you have no problem destroying endangered wetlands, then go for it. I'd rather not personally.

      3) Florida has few citizens? Its my understanding that they're the 4th most populated state in the US. California, New York, Texas, and Florida, no? Unless you mean breaking the state up into the Geek part and old Florida, after you've drained the wetlands.

      4) Florida has some really powerful lobbying industries. Specifically, large agricultural farmers in the wetlands have an extremely large lobby (including Tobacco), and there is a rather sizable elderly population in South FLorida. Plus, you have a few movie studios in Orlando.

      5) Large enough group in a small enough region also runs counter to the idea of using Florida. Florida is a rather large state. Sure, smaller then Texas and Alaska, but still its pretty large.

      Actually, you might have a shot in actually taking over Alaska. They have a much smaller population, over a rather huge area. Or, why don't you just do like Sealand did and find a man-made sea structure and start a government there, and then apply to be a state?
    8. Re:Not one but two !!! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I lived in Miami and on any given day I could go to a public beach and see beautiful nude women. Seeing them on the streets was pretty rare but happened from time to time. If only those nude women could be geek girls and not lesbians my life would be perfect.

      I wouldn't want to make the wetlands inhabitable. Thus the point of having a good part of the state uninhabited. A nice barrier between me and the rest of the world.

      I guess I mean south Florida. I don't really consider north Florida to be Florida. Most of what I saw of north Florida was corporate greed and rednecks. Not my thing.

      Farmers and movie studios might be competition but the old folks will die off pretty quickly so I guess they don't matter. I think south Florida also has strong lobbying from greenies, immigrants, and gay/lesbian folk too but I don't really have a beef with any of them so they could stay for all I cared. The only ones that would likely be really anti-geek would be the movie studios and the old folks.

      Florida is the smallest state I've lived in. I guess that makes me think of it as small. Mostly I just want to create a geek village in the Miami area. I am a geek and I like Miami. I just want more geek friends around to hang out with.

      Dude. Alaska is cold and I doubt they have any naked women at their beaches. That'd suck. I am working on a manmade structure thing but that is so geeky a concept that until it gets further along I'm trying not to admit to being a participate. ;)

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    9. Re:Not one but two !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Uh... I don't see the connection between geeks and nude women? "
      Didn't you RTFA? Right at the top? Its PENAL code!

      A wild pointer can instantiate a heap of trouble. So practice safe hex by generating good penal code.

    10. Re:Not one but two !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His comment: quick and witty, +1 funny
      Your comment: lame and labored, -1 retarded chimpanzee

    11. Re:Not one but two !!! by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      Yeah, everyone knows the big oil companies and dubya (an American oil man hisself) are behind the Iraq invasion to cause oil prices to collapse so American oil companies will become even more unprofitable. Texas is just roaring from the oil companies, and lower oil prices will make it roar still more!

      > Slashdot requires you to wait 2 minutes between
      > each successful posting of a comment to allow
      > everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.
      >
      > It's been -281 seconds since you last
      > successfully posted a comment

      I suppose the math does work out.

      Update: We're at -85 seconds and counting. I feel so...Langolierish.

      Ahhh, they're coming!!!!! The present time approaches! My god, the teeth!

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    12. Re:Not one but two !!! by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      I still think all the geeks should collect in one state and make their own laws.

      Sounds like you'd be interested in the Free State Project. They've thought about what you propose in some depth.

    13. Re:Not one but two !!! by verloren · · Score: 1

      On the upside, I can't receive, disrupt, blah blah blah any telecommunications services. My computer, TV or phone can, and it's going to be a sad day when they get their asses hauled into court!

    14. Re:Not one but two !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's off to Federal-pound-me-in-the-ass prison for you! :-)

    15. Re:Not one but two !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok then where is your ass? Come on let's all meet in lansing and hold a demonstration! Picket signs lying in the streets, etc...

      Oh wait none of you have the balls to do it.

      Nice, really nice.

    16. Re:Not one but two !!! by keiferb · · Score: 1

      Do you seriously think that the nude women would still be there after the state was taken over by millions of geeks? C'mon...

    17. Re:Not one but two !!! by Mattsson · · Score: 2, Funny

      If all the geeks in the US moved to florida, for how long do you think there would still be nude women there? =)

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    18. Re:Not one but two !!! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Why not? Most of them are probably strippers. As long as someone keeps coming to see them perform I doubt they'd care. Most of them are lesbians anyway it seems. At least any time they are interviewed that's what they say.

      I'd much rather see geek girls nude though. It's always fun seeing the BSD Demon tattood in naughty places. A girl with a /dev/null tat is one you'll probably want to avoid though. Anything you put in just disappears into the null forever.

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    19. Re:Not one but two !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I guess I mean south Florida. I don't really consider north Florida to be Florida. Most of what I saw of north Florida was corporate greed and rednecks. Not my thing.

      I've lived in Florida (Bartow, Ft. Lauderdale, and Sarasota) and this is interesting because most of the people I know say that Florida is unique in that "if you go far enough south you end up back north".

      By that they mean if you go past the "real Florida" you eventually find enough Yankees so that you might as well be back in New York.

    20. Re:Not one but two !!! by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      They'll buy & bury the technology soon enough.

      Because it is the rotational energy from Orwell's, Franklin's, and Jefferson's graves that is to be harnessed for energy, is the technology not already buried?

    21. Re:Not one but two !!! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ever think WHY the majority of Florida is uninhabited? You forgot about the alligators, cottonmouths, water moccasins, sand fleas, quicksand, and twin-engine mosquitoes!!

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    22. Re:Not one but two !!! by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, Florida's Internet connectivity sucks ass, due mostly to geography and weather.

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      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    23. Re:Not one but two !!! by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Come to Alaska, enough of an existing libertarian mindset and only 600,000 some residents to overpower. I think most would enjoy the economical benefits of being a major technology hub anyway. Residents get free money, too.

    24. Re:Not one but two !!! by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      Its funny that someone who posts anonymously is calling other people cowards.

      Put your money where your mouth is, get a demonstration going in Lansing and I'll be there.

    25. Re:Not one but two !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) I lived in Florida for 20 years, and never once did I see nude women in the streets or on the beaches. At least, not with enough consistency to claim that Florida has nude women as an attribute.

      alt.binaries.candid.beach

    26. Re:Not one but two !!! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      It doesn't suck ass but it certainly isn't great. Of course if we claimed the state then we could haul in our own bandwidth. If we do it ourselves we don't hafta take orders from so many others.

      --
      At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
    27. Re:Not one but two !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll give you one piece of bad news though. If all the geeks all went to live in florida, the nude women would no longer live in florida.

    28. Re:Not one but two !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't California make more sense, considering that's where a lot of technogolical stuff is already? Also, California has a ton of representatives in Congress, and I already live here. And no hurricanes to worry about.

      Failing that, there's a lot of nearly empty states just to the east, like Wyoming. The weather's not as good though.

    29. Re:Not one but two !!! by Britt+Wanabe · · Score: 1

      And you know what the weather up their does to the nude women!!! YEAH!!

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      britt@newmail.net
      The Britt Wanabe
    30. Re:Not one but two !!! by Nunar · · Score: 1

      But Florida is America's wang!!

    31. Re:Not one but two !!! by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1
      Its funny that someone who posts anonymously is calling other people cowards.

      If that AC is in Michigan, he just broke the law. Someone call 911.

  24. Re:Did you know that the day after March 31st... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Hopefully Bush won't decide to invade Europe,
    > once he's done with Iraq.

    After we finally have rebuilt Dresden...

  25. Defeating Stupidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This post about legislation in various states to illegalize using multiple computers on a a 'Net connection without express permission from a service provider sounds like a combination of the mindless anti-piracy drivel we've been reading, and a bit of "legislation-for-sale" by various legislators not so scrupulous about campaign contributions... This really gets my ire, because not only is this technically misguided, it's so obviously legislation to, at a minimum, protect a business model!

    It strikes me that the reason why this legislation appears in the states that it does is perhaps a particular ISP has something to gain by it. Close that loop, and you'll probably find who lobbied for it.

    To defeat this kind of legislation sounds like it'll need some kind of federal-level class action movement against it. Perhaps something along the lines of a significant breach-of-contract in bad faith with your ISP, or the fact that the legislation attempts to explicitly modify a contract(s) in-force presently, which may be a no-no for states.

    One thing that might wake up ISP's to this, is if people started requesting copies of their contracts in writing to be snail mailed to them as proof of that contract-in-place before the law comes into effect. I would think in most states you have a legal right to a printed copy of a contract?

    This gets to the fundamental question of who owns the customer-end of the IP pipe into your home, and corporate America wants as much control over that as they can. To us geeks, it is readily apparent to us that once the wire gets to us, we ought to be able to hook up the coffee machine or the computer to it. This makes me wonder of how this set of legislation violates any anonimity statues, or guarantees of privacy businesses have offered on the web. If you can't VPN, or go through a proxy or firewall, and your IP address is your machine in some way, shape, or form, those sites cannot in any way state the information they collect is anonymous.

  26. Internet Made Illegal by Highwayman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is ridiculous. In a broad sense, this would outlaw an PPP connection that assigns an ISP customer a different IP address with every session. Not only that but the nature of such legislation would outlaw virtual domains using Apache and could be applied to the way the Internet has come to work in a limited IP space. I mean, in order to find out who is who on a shared IP web server, you would have to have access to the configuration files.

    With so many domains sharing IP addresses or having IP addresses provided by big companies such as HE there is an amount of obfuscation built in to the DNS system to allow flexibility on the host side. Can't they get busy with spam legislation instead?

    1. Re:Internet Made Illegal by pyrote · · Score: 1

      a brief history: 20 minutes in the future:

      so they(the lawmakers) scream that we should use something like IPV6 which allows enough ips for everyone to have a unique IP. then it becomes law. noone is prepared for this and the internet becomes illegal except for those who can afford to pay for Internet2.

      wow, max headroom was right. we will have to pay heavily for all our knowlege. Damn, and I was getting used to know-w-w-wing things.

      --
      THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!! eventually.
    2. Re:Internet Made Illegal by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Can't they get busy with spam legislation instead?

      With the amount of spam being send with forged headers through open proxies and open relays, that might well be covered by the law as well. But of course I agree with you that a law dealing with spam and nothing else would be a better effort. As for the IP space problematics, I would be happy to see a law requiring IPv6. I wouldn't want IPv4 to be illegal, it should just require each link being used for IPv4 traffic to support IPv6 as well. It should be starting from the backbone and later the big ISPs must follow. Private users and small ISPs with less than 100 computers should not be covered.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    3. Re:Internet Made Illegal by mst76 · · Score: 1
      so they(the lawmakers) scream that we should use something like IPV6 which allows enough ips for everyone to have a unique IP. then it becomes law. noone is prepared for this and the internet becomes illegal except for those who can afford to pay for Internet2.
      ipv6 and internet2 are two different things, you know
    4. Re:Internet Made Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't they get busy with spam legislation instead?

      You've seen what happens when the government creates laws concerning technology. I don't want to have to call my grandmother to get express written permission to send her an email.

      Why don't we work on a technological solution to the spam problem? It may be a long and difficult battle, but whatever happens will be better than what happens every time legislators get their greasy hands on our computers.

    5. Re:Internet Made Illegal by pyrote · · Score: 1

      My bad. okay internet 2.5 made by some other company.

      --
      THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!! eventually.
    6. Re:Internet Made Illegal by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      "As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."

      Kudos if you know where that came from.

    7. Re:Internet Made Illegal by pyrote · · Score: 1

      Commisioner Pravin Lal,
      "U.N. Declaration of Rights"
      Alpha Centauri

      My favorite game :)

      --
      THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!! eventually.
  27. Re:This is pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I'm insensitive but I don't really see how it matters to me? People die every day and for the most part I envy them. If your alive and want to stay alive then learn to kick ass and learn not to piss people off. Sure Bush is probably almost as much a psycho as Saddam but if it makes you feel better feel free to shoot some missles at him for all I care.

  28. It is even worse than VPNs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Such things like Nat, Firwalling even simple
    home routers are outlawed :-)

    Good luck fellows on tightening your companies network you will need it.

  29. I propose.. by mcbridematt · · Score: 1, Funny

    To make this a worldwide law:

    FUCK TELECOMMUNICATIONS (and DMCA, non-POSIX) LAWS CONVENTION
    Section 1.
    (a) No darn goverment in the world will legislate any telcommunications laws.
    (b) IPv4 Sucks. Everyone will be assigned a unique IPv6 address.
    (c) There will be no DMCA-style legislation anywhere. Everything will be licensed under a GNU GPL-compatible license
    Section 2.
    (a) Any Operating system NOT implementing the POSIX standard, with exception of embedded devices is banned.
    Section 3.
    (a) A person shall not use a Fifty-Six Kilobaud analog modem device.
    (b) A person must have access to an T3 line within 200 meters of residence.
    Section 4.
    (a) Every person over the age of 6 that is capable of operating a computing device will recieve free copies of the latest stable release of either FreeBSD, NetBSD, OpenBSD, Minix or Linux.
    (b) Every person who is able to operate a SQL92/99 Server will recieve a stable copy of PostgreSQL every time a stable release of that 'computer application' is released

    1. Re:I propose.. by Associate · · Score: 1

      Can we change some of those to 'Provide access to...' instead of 'will receive...'? Not everyone will need or want the latest and greatest *whatever*. Besides, it could get expensive.

      --
      Someone hates these cans.
    2. Re:I propose.. by ArsonPanda · · Score: 1

      (2)(a) A person shall not use a Fifty-Six Kilobaud analog modem device

      Woohoo! my 28.8 is still legal!

      --

      --I don't want the world, I just want your half.
    3. Re:I propose.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (a) Any Operating system NOT implementing the POSIX standard, with exception of embedded devices is banned. Section 3

      NT is still okay then

    4. Re:I propose.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I vote, I am going to write your name in for everything.

    5. Re:I propose.. by dossen · · Score: 1
      (b) IPv4 Sucks. Everyone will be assigned a unique IPv6 address.

      How about one /48 prefix, or a /64 if you want to be cheap. There is plenty of space for that, and /128 (ONE IPv6 address) should only be used when it is known for sure that only one address i needed (see RFC3177).

      Or if you ar thinking unique identifiers for people, you should be handing out some 64 bit or less suffix, which does not conflict with stuff like autoconfigured adresses on ethernet. Otherwise you will ruin route aggregation.

    6. Re:I propose.. by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

      Section 5:
      (a) The US goverment must give priority to open-source software.

      --
      hmm... for fun I enjoy launching DDoS attacks against 127.87.42.5
  30. What a strange world by Subcarrier · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.

    Apparently it is legal to have a concealed weapon, but having a concealed cell phone or disabling caller ID violates the law.

    --
    "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
    1. Re:What a strange world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is in fact illegal to carry a concealed firearm without permit in almost all states. However, feel free to walk around with a rifle under your arm. You'll most likely be stopped, but not because it's illegal. Just don't be a prick about it.

    2. Re:What a strange world by pi_rules · · Score: 5, Informative
      Apparently it is legal to have a concealed weapon, but having a concealed cell phone or disabling caller ID violates the law.

      I'll bite. I presume you're making a reference to Michigan relaxing it's handling of permits to Carry a Concealed Weapon (CCW) that occured about a year and a half ago from today. The media around here wasn't too for the idea, and they made it sound like every idiot out there could get one. I'm sure you looked up the legal rules behind getting one if this matter concerns you, but I'll repeat some of them here for other Slashdotter's that might not be from Michigan:
      • You must be 21 years old.
      • You must have a clean bill of mental health.
      • You must complete an 8 hour pistol safety course.
      • You must provide every adress you've lived at in the last 8 years.
      • You must be fingerprinted, on your dime.
      • You must provide them a photo with proper dimensions for your license.
      • You must have not commied a misdemeanor in the past 3 years.*
      • And there's a list of crimes that you cannot have commited in the last 8 years.


      Once you meet all this criteria, you're subjected to a 30-90 day waiting period while they evaluate you, and before approval you must appear in front of a board so they can take a look at you and make sure you're not a total nut that talks to himself.

      Now, my asterik after the 3 year misdemeanor thing. This means any type of misdemeanor, you know, like an expired license plate, fishing without a proper license (mistakes happen), getting caught with a beer when you're 20 years old.

      On top of that, there's a slew of places that you cannot take one into. Namely schools (where they're probably needed most), any establishment that serves alcohol (Pizza Hut, Red Lobster), college classrooms or dorms, and religious worship buildings (unless you have permission). You can carry it to school though, if you stay in your car, and if the child you're dropping off is your own blood child. You can't drop off your step kids though, because people that drop off step kids at school are more likely to pull a gun and start firing that people dropping off their blood children. Or something.

      Ah, and to go along with that rule about not taking it anywhere alcohol is served, you can't carry if you've got a BAC at or over 0.02 percent. That's less than a single beer. Come home from work still strapped, have a beer, and then take out the garbage and you'd better remember to remove your weapon before you step out of the house. You're in violation of the law if you don't. Wonderful.

      So, if you really think Michigan's full of a bunch of gun toting conservatives you're wrong. It's full of a bunch of liberals who actually tightened the restricions on a CCW while making it look like every nutjob in Michigan could carry a pistol just to scare the snot out of people.

      One more point, there's another segment of the population that can carry a gun: criminals. They don't have any of the restrictions the law abiding population does though. Nice that we gave them a list of places where they know good people CAN'T have guns now, isn't it?

    3. Re:What a strange world by andrewski · · Score: 1

      Here in Oregon, you just have to apply to the Sheriff and pay the fee. The sheriff will check your record out, and if you are clean of violent crime you'll usually get the permit. If you can't acquire the permit, the sheriff has to tell you why and is held to a set of standards here. He can't deny you because he doesn't like you.

      How many gun murders do you have in Mich. each year, and how many in Oregon again? How about just per capita then?

    4. Re:What a strange world by Darmox · · Score: 1

      Actually, last november(think that's when it was) the restrictions were relaxed a bit more, to allow you to take it to a place that serves alcohal, but not to a bar--I don't remember what the difference is in terms of the law, though, but Pizza hut is okay now.

      On another note, outside of, well, outside of the I-94 coridor, Traverse City(maybe) and Detroit, Michigan seems to be quite the conservative place, to me anyway.

      --
      If I was that drunk, I would have remembered it -- H. Simpson
    5. Re:What a strange world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must complete an 8 hour pistol safety course

      I fail to see how "safety" and "pistol" can be put together in the same sentence.

  31. Re:Even these could be illegal. by futuresheep · · Score: 1

    VCR's.
    Tivo.
    Answering Machines.

  32. Punctuation in your article title by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny
    You left out the comma:

    What, were they thinking???


    The answer, of course, is "no!"

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  33. I hate April Fool's Day by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    I *hate* April Fool's Day. For that one day, it's *impossible* to get any information, because *everyone* has an April Fool's edition of their website.

    I wish people that did AF special editions would also provide a link to the "real" April 1 edition.

    1. Re:I hate April Fool's Day by greenskyx · · Score: 1

      I love April fools day because it reminds us every year that anything we read must be questioned. Every piece of news we read could be based of false sources, biased or even completely made up.

      It is a good lession to learn from...

    2. Re:I hate April Fool's Day by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I love April fools day because it reminds us every year that anything we read must be questioned. Every piece of news we read could be based of false sources, biased or even completely made up.

      I've *got* plenty of that already year-round. I read Slashdot.

    3. Re:I hate April Fool's Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got plenty of that too, all year round. I read CNN.

  34. VPN against my ntl: T&Cs already by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.ntlworld.com/legals/user-policy.htm

    18. Use of Virtual Private Network (VPN)

    As stated above, the ntl Internet and/or Interactive Services are for residential use only and we do not support the use of VPN. If we find you are using VPN via the ntl IP network we may instruct you to stop using it and you must comply with this request. This is in order to prevent problems to ntl (eg network performance) and other Internet u FO.

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    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  35. s/u FO/users by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    who are these mysterious users impared by my VPN?

    --
    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    1. Re:s/u FO/users by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you see, when you are buying access, they are billing for you for it but not really ready to let you use all the bandwith they sold you, it's like an all-you-can-eat resteurant that will kick you out after you've eaten 6 pizzas. and if you are crypting the transfers they can't just be bad boys on the block and eavesdrop and then say that you are bad warezor shuu shuu go away.

      now, i'm perfectly happy with this kind of arrangment at my current place of living (student foundation provided) and the net access they give (100mbit, minimal fee, and no, it's not really paid from outrageous university fees, because here we pay around 120e per year to attend to it) and the fact that i can't use all the bandwith from it all the time if i don't wanna get disconnected. but i perfectly knew this when i signed up, and i would be fiercely pissed off if i paid good $$$ for connection and didn't get what i paid for and especially if i was told that crypting the transfers was a no-no(you could just as well be mailing all your mail in transparent envelopes.. which the postal office might actually like?).

      the law sounds just as ridiculous as the law that was in greek to forbid videogames.. all the bad things it would outlaw are things that should be already covered by other laws(fraud & etc).

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  36. Re:Did you know that the day after March 31st... by hurtta · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, in this day and age, it may no longer be a joke. Hopefully Bush won't decide to invade Europe, once he's done with Iraq.

    Well, perhaps Bush is going to start World War.

  37. What will *really* happen... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hi, this is Mike. You remember me from yesterday? Yeah, well, I was wondering if I could "facilitate the recipt" of another couple of packets today. I was kinda thinking about maybe checking the weather."

    "Kid, I'm giving you express authority to send you all the packets you want. Get the hell off the support line." ...

    "Hi, this is Bob. I was wondering if I could decrypt something...I was thinking about buying a CD for my sister using https. Also, I..."

    "Blanket approval. Go for it."

    1. Re:What will *really* happen... by Chilltowner · · Score: 1

      Ya know, as funny as this is, it's not a bad idea for a protest. Suppose the Michigan starts enforcing the law in the worst way possible and begins busting folks with NATs at home at the request of ISPs. I think a state-wide day (or more!) of protest smart mobbing should involve everyone using the Internet on that day jamming the ISP support lines with similar calls.

      "Hello, I'd like to send email to my grandmother, can I get permission to do that? Could you be get that in writing and fax it to me? Thanks!"

      Call. Rinse. Repeat...about 5 million times.

    2. Re:What will *really* happen... by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      "Kid, I'm giving you express authority to send you all the packets you want. Get the hell off the support line." ...
      "Blanket approval. Go for it."

      Just make sure you record those calls and document them appropriately.
      Oh, and don't change ISPs, those statements of exemption only apply to that ISP.
      While i'm on it, i doubt the employees at the callcenter have the authority to govern what does and doesn't go on their network, so this doesn't work.
      Maybe a call to the management, or a few thousand calls until they say yes.

      "Bell, can I have a VPN", "Bell, can I have a VPN", "Bell, can I have a VPN", "Bell, can I have a VPN", "Bell, can I have a VPN", "Bell, can I have a VPN", "Bell, can I have a VPN", "Bell, can I have a VPN"... [ad infinitum]

    3. Re:What will *really* happen... by McFly777 · · Score: 1

      I am sure they would love this

      "Bell, can I have a VPN"
      Yes for an additonal $40 for a business line

      "Bell, can I have a VPN"
      Yes for an additonal $40 for a business line

      "Bell, can I have a VPN"
      Yes for an additonal $40 for a business line

      etc...

      --

      McFly777
      - - -
      "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" -Marilyn Pittman
  38. make the dog vomit up its tail by kubla2000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is easy for me to write, I'm in Europe so can't participate; however, there have been calls for geeks to politicise, to make their voices heard...

    If every university and college student turned him/her self into the police on Monday morning for being in violation of this new law, the system would choke. It'd get a hell of a lot of media attention too. Something has to be done... these laws, largely unenforceable, continue to be passed... each one errodes the rights of ordinary people...

    I simply can't fathom how a law this monomentally stupid has been passed... but it's got to be challenged. A mass protest would certainly expedite it and might prevent similar laws from being passed in other states where they're being considered.

    1. Re:make the dog vomit up its tail by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      I simply can't fathom how a law this monomentally stupid has been passed... but it's got to be challenged. A mass protest would certainly expedite it and might prevent similar laws from being passed in other states where they're being considered.

      Um...I know you said you're in Europe, but you have heard of the DMCA, haven't you? :).

      Jason
      ProfQuotes

    2. Re:make the dog vomit up its tail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If every university and college student turned him/her self into the police on Monday morning for being in violation of this new law, the system would choke.

      On the volume of pirated mp3s and software! The United States is not the freedom loving country that alot of people take us for. We jail a higher percentage of our population than any other country. Including China, Iraq, Iran, or North Korea. We would have no problem jailing any amount of students brave enough to admit breaking the law.

      Good intention, and I wish anyone brave enough to attempt it luck, but in the U.S. you change laws with campaign contributions, not civil disobediance (I'm looking at you peace protesters). I'm sorry, no matter how many of you lie down in times square, you are no match for the military industrial complex. This country is run by forces more powerful than people.

    3. Re:make the dog vomit up its tail by kubla2000 · · Score: 1

      Um...I know you said you're in Europe, but you have heard of the DMCA, haven't you? :).

      Heh. Yeah. and I've protested infront of the US Embassy in London over it and the incarceration of Dmitry Skylarov. However, the DMCA has a certain logic to it (though it's faulty and corrupt as hell). This particular law has none that I can find... as previous posters noted, anyone using a phone card is in violation of this law... likewise, I think anyone working in an office with a central phone line would be violating the law if they dial out from an extension...

      Perhaps another subtle protest would be for people to queue up at reception to use the phone for outbound calls... that'd create a nice snarl and would certainly get media attention.

    4. Re:make the dog vomit up its tail by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 1

      I want to see the look in a cops eyes when you turn yourself in for having a NAT box on your network and the cop reliezes he has one on his DSL or Cable at home too.

      If something like this protest was done the best thing going for us would be the fact this is not a "geek only" Technology, NAT is something most households with high speed internet would have.

      I wonder if the Michigan government uses NAT, someone want to press charges?

    5. Re:make the dog vomit up its tail by freeweed · · Score: 1

      We jail a higher percentage of our population than any other country. Including China, Iraq, Iran, or North Korea.

      That's because, in these countries, most 'law-breakers' don't survive long enough to make it to prison.

      --
      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    6. Re:make the dog vomit up its tail by Sentry21 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interesting idea. However, I don't trust the system not to just process whoever they can at whatever rate they can.

      A Canadian citizen of Iranian birth was living in New York. It wasn't widely publicized (enough, apparantly), but all foreign nationals born in Muslim countries were required to register themselves at the police station for fingerprinting, etc, but wasn't sure that he had to, being Canadian, so he stopped in to ask them. Turns out he was two days past the deadline.

      So they put him in shackles, threw him in lockup in San Diego, and treated him about as badly as they could get away with.

      The one thing I've learned from stories lately is 'Don't trust American authorities'. After all, you too could be a terrorist without even knowing it.

      --Dan

    7. Re:make the dog vomit up its tail by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      The law did say it was a felony to violate. Since it covers things that are so integral to modern life that everyone does it, just prove that the legislators themselves are violating the law and then have large numbers of people file complaints with the state attorney general's office. Once the legislators have felony convictions they will be ineligible to hold public office.

      Jason
      ProfQuotes

  39. The network is the computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here I sit using at least two computers simultaneously for the simple reason that they both do different jobs. In my house there are four devices capable of being connected to my network hub and that in turn connects to the cable modem I have. Given that it is just me using all these at the same time why would it make sense to charge me for each computer? There's just me. Now, if I set up a dial up so that other users can run off my cable then yes that is bad and a law that said I could not resell the service I have bought would be perfectly reasonable, but this is my house, my connection and they are my machines. I pay for a fat(ish) pipe to the outside world. Does the water company charge me more because I have more sinks than my next door neighbour? They may charge me more if I use more water but having more sinks doesn't matter, it is the flow that matters. Same should be true with a network. I am happy to have a capped bandwidth (500Kbs) because I am paying a flat rate for that. However, the four computers I have can't get more data through than one on its own could so what is the problem? What happens if I want to play around with a beowulf cluster? Are they going to outlaw clusters unless you can get some special exemption? You certainly wouldn't want to have to get an IP address for every machine in a big cluster. Oh, and what about the company providing the connection, are they going to ensure that if I have to pay for individual connections for each machine they will still protect me from all the twits who probe my system on a daily basis and do a better job than I can myself with my gateway? This bill is only going to benefit the money grabbing service providers and those idiots who love to try to root machines.

    IMHO of course :-)

    1. Re:The network is the computer by mpe · · Score: 1

      Does the water company charge me more because I have more sinks than my next door neighbour? They may charge me more if I use more water but having more sinks doesn't matter, it is the flow that matters.

      Similarly with electricity/gas/etc. Imagine how daft it would be to have to have the water company come around and reassess how much to charge you any time plumbing was changes.

    2. Re:The network is the computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Now, if I set up a dial up so that other users can run off my cable then yes that is bad and a law that said I could not resell the service I have bought would be perfectly reasonable, but this is my house, my connection and they are my machines.

      Why shouldn't you be able to do this? They're selling you the use of bandwidth just like *they* are possibly sold bandwidth. Why should you need to be given permission to then use it to whatever potential is available to you. Btw, realistically I doubt anyone would want to dial-up to your connection given how slow it probably is compared to a dedicated T1.

    3. Re:The network is the computer by meowsqueak · · Score: 1

      Do you have a system where the local council calculates property rates partially based on how many 'inputs' to the sewage system you have? (I think this becomes more important with large structures like office buildings and schools) Or is there some other organisation that deals with water/sewage infrastructure?

      And I guess it's harder to measure sewage flow than water flow.

  40. The Ma Bell similarity by BadDoggie · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It was "Ma Bell", not "ma bells" or "Baby Bells" (which were the resulting smaller phone service providers after the 1984 break-up) and the similarities are many.

    Back in the bad old days (prior to Jan. 1, 1984), you could only get a phone from AT&T. They owned Western Electric, which was the only manufacturer of telephone equipment. They owned the lines (there were some exceptions where GTE had a local market). If you wanted a phone, you had to accept the whole package.

    You had to lease your phones from them -- you couldn't buy them. You had to pay extra for DTMF (Touch-Tone [TM]). Your monthly bill was based on the base rate times the number of phones plus the base local call charge plus the incredibly overpriced long distance calls, which themselves worked on a minimum of three minutes and charges were rounded up to the next whole minute.

    They stifled technology much more so than IBM, even when it hurt them. It became cheaper and easier for them to have customers using DTMF, but because people wanted it rather than the damned dialing wheels, they kept on charging premiums, which meant they had to keep those old number nine crossbars in the COs rather than (or in addition to) the electronic switches.

    The whole idea of ringer equivalence existed so they could shoot a charge down your line and know how many phones you had. If it didn't match, they'd come over for a "technical visit". If they saw signs that you had more than the paid/claimed number of phones, they'd either hardwire the phone in the jack or remove other jacks. You had to let them; it was their equipment.

    People used to huddle around a phone to listen and talk at the same time because Ma Bell wanted you to pay twice as much to have two people at home talk to a caller at the same time.

    ISPs are trying this game, requiring you to use their hardware, accept their version of "normal use", and pay per computer rather than for the amount of data transfer so they can claim "unlimited" or "flat-rate service. It may be illegal based on the same decision which finally allowed people to buy their own phones, have as many as they wanted and use them as they saw fit.

    This needs to be stopped quickly. Lawyers need to compare these laws to the Orders from Judge Harold Greene which stopped AT&T doing this, and have this bad legislation removed. You people in Michigan need to get started!

    woof.

    1. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by pyrote · · Score: 1

      Hallelula!

      thanks I was too lazy to do the homework :)

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    2. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Back in the bad old days (prior to Jan. 1, 1984), you could only get a phone from AT&T.

      You mean, you could only legally get a phone from AT&T. Lots of people, my family included, had "bootleg" phones. I distinctly remember my parents telling me, as a little kid, to keep quiet about the 4 extensions my father had wired up, should anyone in any kind of uniform ask about them.

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    3. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by BadDoggie · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It wasn't homework for me -- it was straight from memory, right down to the number nine crossbars (which made phreaking easy). Only after they disappeared were the phone companies able to run things like unauthorised tone detectors.

      Another sick side of the stifling of technology was number tracing. It became a hackneyed device for all mysteries and thrillers, but the real-life side of it really did cause a lot of headaches. Ma Bell claimed they couldn't internally check connections. The police would have to call to prepare for a trace on a known line and Bell would send some poor schlub into the pits to physically trace a number.

      A really good lineman with a lot of luck on certain equipment might have been able to find the line in question and track its connection within four minutes, hence the ubiquitous three minute minimum trace times in both film and reality. A lot of kidnappers and other criminals could have been caught were it not for Bell's refusal to acknowledge that they had the means to to immediately identify a call's path.

      I forgot the obligatory link before: Bell System Property - Not For Sale". Surf around that site for lots of other information and neat stuff.

      I haven't been able to find the Orders and Decrees from the actual case, but I'm pretty sure they're on-line somewhere.

      woof.

    4. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by bn557 · · Score: 2, Funny

      quite possibly the most useful/informative post in the history of slashdot.

      P

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    5. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      > It became cheaper and easier for them to have
      > customers using DTMF

      My dad still refuses to pay the extra $2/month for touch tone dialing.

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    6. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      You dont really need it. I have a friend who has a touchtone phone, but keeps it in pulse mode, and doesnt pay for touch tone dialing. If he needs touch tone for one of those "press one for ..." things, he just switches it to tone after he dials.

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    7. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, give Dubya's Regi er, I mEan Administration their way, and it will go right back to this scenario.

    8. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Alioth · · Score: 1

      When I lived in Texas (less than a year ago) you STILL had to pay extra for DTMF dialing! It was something trivial (less than a dollar) but it was itemised on my Verizon (nee GTE) phone bills.

    9. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Just for the younger folk who may not know this: you can actually tap the hook the required number of times, pause, tap the next number, pause and so on. It can come in useful if you can't access the keypad/dialer for whatever reasons. Many exchanges still support pulse dial.

      Not sure how one would dial with a bare pair of wires tho :).

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    10. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by La.swamprat · · Score: 1

      True, I remember my parents getting a second phone thru the "black market". This phone had the ringer disabled so bell couldn't detect it. It wasn't until around 10 years ago that my parents quit leasing there phone. My wife who worked at a baby bell was able to convince them to own their phone instead of leasing it.

    11. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember all of which you speak. Also, up until about 1993ish, the phone company would charge you extra if you had a modem connected to the phone line and they caught you at it.

      I still have an old "Property of.." marked phone. With a rotary dial, no less.

      (Wonder how many people here have ever even seen a rotary dial :)

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    12. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Seems like that site thinks that the breakup of Ma Bell was a bad thing.

      Being only 6 when that happened, what do older /.ers think? Has service gotten worse, prices gone up alot (after factoring inflation in), etc?

      I doubt the internet would have taken off if Bell Systems wasn't broken up.

    13. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by k_stamour · · Score: 1

      "I distinctly remember my parents telling me, as a little kid, to keep quiet about the 4 extensions my father had wired up, should anyone in any kind of uniform ask about them." Wow, that brings back a blast from the past. I remember the same thing in my family.....

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    14. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by operagost · · Score: 1

      Verizon still charges extra for touch tone! That hasn't changed!

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    15. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by ethanms · · Score: 1

      In 1996 I noticed that my father was paying $6.95/mo for a "trimline" phone... you know, the ones that are either free or under $10 today?

      He had no idea that you could "just go buy your own phone"... I shudder to think how many hundreds of dollars he paid for that phone over the years... otoh, the stupid thing is still hanging in the kitchen... must be 20 years old...

      My grandmother still has one of those 20lb rotary phones hanging on the wall in her kitchen... hardwired too... the rest of her house has those old 4-prong plugs...

      I'm thinking of making a short film, "scenes from the family where technology stood still"...

    16. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by das_cookie · · Score: 1
      The whole idea of ringer equivalence existed so they could shoot a charge down your line and know how many phones you had. If it didn't match, they'd come over for a "technical visit".

      Ah, yes, the good ol' days when finding a used telephone was a treasure. All you had to remember was that when you wired it in, you ONLY hooked up the red and green wires so they couldn't tell you had other phones hooked up. The phone didn't ring, but they didn't know you had it, either...

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    17. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by mbogosian · · Score: 1

      Just for the younger folk who may not know this: you can actually tap the hook the required number of times, pause, tap the next number, pause and so on....

      Totally off-topic, but this will work if you have a hook to tap (most cordless phones probably can't do this very well, if at all). Also, remember that "0" is 10 clicks. ;)

    18. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Cramer · · Score: 1

      /me raises his hand

      I've always used a "pulse" phone. F***in' Bellsouth changed $0.25/month for 30 years for the priviledge to use touch tone. (How many hundred million did that pad their pockets?) Counting pulses is very difficult for modern phone switches -- your average 10 year old can build a tone decoder with little more than duct tape and fruit loops.

      Both of my grand mothers (and one great grand mother) had those ancient ("antique") AT&T phones until AT&T came to collect them. Back then, there were no jacks... the phone was wired to a block nailed to the wall.

    19. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Small correction... Ringer Equivalence is a measure of power for a phone. POTS phones are line powered and there's only so much power available.

      The phone company cannot simply measure the power draw and know exactly how many phones you have. They can get an idea, but not an exact number. They can confirm what you have registered with them

    20. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by BadDoggie · · Score: 3, Informative
      Save that phone! Western Electric made phones that needed to last for 100 years, and their 100-year-old phones work fine. Why? Because they were never meant to be for sale to the public. They were for Ma Bell, who kept costs down by having indestructible equipment. The cheap POS equipment now is cheap because it can be.

      The Bell System phones (all have a statement stamped in the metal stating "Prop. of Bell System, made by W.E." or something similar) have carbon mics for both mouth- and earpiece. Sound quality shot? Rap the handset against a table to compress the carbon again. The hardware inside is foolproof.

      The rotary units don't need lubrication and are true beacons of design elegance and simplicity (they use an eccentric cam to control the pulse speed). The DTMF units used iron cores no chip to fry or die. Even the ringer is impressive.

      If you don't want the thing, I'll buy it from you, and I don't care which model it is.

    21. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by BadDoggie · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It's a "measure of power" only in the broadest sense. I'm gonna briefly get technical here and hope that you and maybe a couple other people notice this, since this story is more than 10 hours old.

      One REN (Ringer Equivalence Number) represents a single ringer load of 7000 ohms (6929 Ohms resistance in series with 8F capacitance). U.S. (and most other) phones run at 48V (RMS) on-hook and 96V at ring.

      Most phones ring at 20Hz and the REN carries the suffix 'A'; devices which ring at any (permitted) frequency have the suffix 'B'. The math gets complicated when you figure you're forcing 96VAC (RMS) down a few miles of occasionally looping copper, split out, to a device with leading and resistive components before a reactant load.

      IIRC, most of Ma Bell's phones had 0.8A RENs. I don't have one here (nor any of the manuals -- I did say I was doing this from memory), so I can't check. But remember that you leased your phones from Ma Bell and they knew that the load you should have had. Generally, it was about 5600 Ohms times the number of phones. Even if you had paid for five phones, the difference in the load with an additional phone was notable.

      Of course, in our house we only had "two phones", which we claimed we carried from room to room. We had a couple real old phones with much lower RENs (although we didn't know about the technical side until I became a phreak). Because my parents both worked back then in the 60s (not so common then), we were able to force Ma Bell's inspectors to visit Saturday. Friday night the rest of the phones disappeared into hiding places that even the LAPD with search warrants would have had a hard time finding.

      Again, current RENs vary greatly, but back before 1984, there were standards. I was constantly hounded by my parents to disconnect my modem (300 baud acoustic) from the line when I wasn't using it.

      Luckily, I got a job for a company that made, among other things, modems, and got a (then $3K+) 300/1200 jobber with an REN of 0.8 or so and which separated the phone pass-through from the circuit, allowing the modem to "replace" the basement phone.

      I spent hours explaining that one to my father.

    22. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 1

      The "Flash" button on nearly all cordless phones disconnects and reconnects the line for a fraction of a second; it's exactly the same as tapping the hook on a hardwired phone. If they didn't have it, features like call waiting or 3 way calling wouldn't work. The only problem with using it to dial is if the phone's input circuts have trouble with rapid repeated presses of the same button.

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    23. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by crucini · · Score: 1

      It made sense to charge users of touch-tone. The availability of touch-tone was a result of ongoing and expensive R&D. I realize that from a simplistic perspective "it doesn't cost them anything" to turn on touch-tone on one line. But it cost a lot to develop and field the technology, and it was fair for early adopters to help defray the cost.

      As for Ringer Equivalence Numbers, they were intended to let the phone company continue to keep accurate records of the electrical characteristics of each subscriber line. Prior to the breakup, the number of feet of wire and number of ringers was noted on the "line card" - originally a piece of linen, and later a computer record. This was invaluable in troubleshooting line faults. Both ringers and line length contribute to line capacitance. Since some customer-provided equipment had less than a full "ringer's worth" of capacitance, it was labeled with the "ringer equivalence number" - typically 1 or a fraction. The theory was that the subscriber would report this number to the phone company, who could continue to maintain an accurate line card.

      After the breakup, the whole thing seems to have been discarded. I think we generally accept a lower standard of troubleshooting and repair from the phone company now.

    24. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by SuperJ · · Score: 1
      Back in the bad old days (prior to Jan. 1, 1984), you could only get a phone from AT&T. They owned Western Electric, which was the only manufacturer of telephone equipment. They owned the lines (there were some exceptions where GTE had a local market). If you wanted a phone, you had to accept the whole package.

      Yeah, and the nice thing was, they were good phones. They're built solid. I've still got a Western Electric 500 series sitting on my desk. Works like a charm. Nowadays you pay $50 every two years to buy a new phone because they're cheap and they break.

      You had to lease your phones from them -- you couldn't buy them. You had to pay extra for DTMF (Touch-Tone [TM]). Your monthly bill was based on the base rate times the number of phones plus the base local call charge plus the incredibly overpriced long distance calls, which themselves worked on a minimum of three minutes and charges were rounded up to the next whole minute.

      No, you paid per phone, but they didn't multiply that into your bill. Long distance wasn't incredibly overpriced. The rates had consistently gone down. You failed to mention that long distance calls used to be based on how far you were calling, simply because you tied up more circuits the farther you called. AT&T's rates were always based on what it cost them to complete the call, they weren't incredibly overpriced. Prices have gone down since because of bandwidth increases, allowing them to put more calls through.

      They stifled technology much more so than IBM, even when it hurt them. It became cheaper and easier for them to have customers using DTMF, but because people wanted it rather than the damned dialing wheels, they kept on charging premiums, which meant they had to keep those old number nine crossbars in the COs rather than (or in addition to) the electronic switches.

      The claim that AT&T stifled technology is absolutely ridiculous. Have you heard of Bell Laboratories?? Bell Labs was responsible for the invention of the transistor, for digital signalling rather than analog, for pioneering optical signalling. Just about any advance in communications this century was made at Bell Labs. People seem to think that Ma Bell stifled technology, but this was mainly because Uncle Sam forced them too. Since AT&T was the telecom monopoly, the government wouldn't allow them to start other services. Cell phones for instance, were invented decades ago at AT&T, but haven't gotten popular until now, because the government prohibited AT&T from getting into them. Your argument seems to be based on "AT&T stifled technology since they charged for touch tone service" which isn't very strong. Since you obviously used to phreak, that obviously sets up AT&T as your enemy, and your bias is obvious.


      AT&T also had a great service record. Sure you had to pay extra for two phones, but if something went wrong, the lineman was out to fix it ASAP. Now with the Baby Bells you have a local monopoly with bad service, rather than one big monopoly with good service. You mentioned in later posts the Bell System Memorial but you seem to have learned little from that site. Ma Bell was a mostly benevolent monopoly, full of technical advances, but stifled by the government because of the position it was in. Good equipment and good service, that's unheard of these days.

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    25. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, touchtone used to be an extra charge. Now -- I've heard pulse dialing costs extra, if it's supported at all.

      Way back in 1975, I moved on short notice -- called the phone company to come collect their phone -- they couldn't get a guy out that day, so they said to just cut the wire and bring it in when I got around to it. So I did. But when they went to mark it off on their ledger, it showed as already turned in. So they refused to accept it. Hence, I still have it. It still works.

      It was set up for a party line (only choice I had at the time). Imagine the bafflement that gave the PacBell guy when he came to hook up my new line in Calif. He'd never seen one before and had to call the main office to get instructions on how to rewire its innards for single line.

      One thing about those old phones, they're a helluva lot easier to hear on than the newer ones.

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    26. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by BadDoggie · · Score: 1
      See another of my posts on this thread about the quality of the phones and the less-than-altruistic reasons therefor.

      No, you paid per phone, but they didn't multiply that into your bill.

      Read again, more carefully. I wrote about the base rate times the number of phones plus additional costs.

      You failed to mention that long distance calls used to be based on how far you were calling, simply because you tied up more circuits the farther you called

      Patently false. You have no idea how the system worked. A call followed the fastest route, even if it meant bouncing a call from D.C. to NYC through Atlanta, out to Denver, down to L.A., up to Spokane and back through Chicago; a call from D.C. to London could bounce once to Virginia, hit satellite or cable and be there in the U.K. with less than half the distance.

      AT&T's rates were always based on what it cost them to complete the call, they weren't incredibly overpriced.

      Again, false. The rates were set for maximised profit (in the economical sense). In 1980, a call from D.C. to France cost (iirc) $3.69 for the first three minutes and $1.12 each additional minute. Once the break-up came about, long distance dropped drastically and it was discovered that all throughout the hearings, AT&T had been lying about LD costs -- it turned out that LD was subsidising local calls, not the other way around. This is why all the Baby Bells drastically increased home phone rates. LD charges continued to drop due to competition and the removal of the local subsidy burden.

      Have you heard of Bell Laboratories?

      Yup, and that was my biggest concern in the break-up. Despite the problems, there was a lot of both pure and commercial research coming out of them. Still didn't change the fact that the Bell System held everyone hostage.

      Cell phones for instance, were invented decades ago at AT&T

      See http://wireless.ece.ufl.edu/~jshea/eel6509/misc/hi story.html. The government didn't prohibit AT&T from offering the services (it was Bell Mobile who handled mobile phones), it was the FCC and limited technology. AT&T went to ask for more bandwidth. The FCC asked them "how much bandwidth do you need?" AT&T muttered, "Umm... sixhundredsixtysix?"

      True cellular (as opposed to standard radio) phones were invented by NTT and Siemens. A couple years later, the FCC relented and gavge them the bandwidth... in the microwave range. The technology was still being invented. Did you ever see the massive IMTS transcievers? The AMPS boxes? The first "handhelds"?

      AT&T also had a great service record

      The linemen were not out immediately to residential and government customers. They could take three weeks. Business phones were limited to those old, clunky PBX systems, no matter what neat options were possible. You don't have to go to Bell anymore for line service -- the local carrier is responsible for the wire to your primary entry point. You are responsible for your own internal wiring, and with that responsibility comes the freedom to arrange it as you please. Hire a contractor to do it.

      I was a phreak in the late '70s and worked for C&P Bell in '83-'84. I was in the libraries and control rooms. I remember them putting down the masking tape in mid-December 1983 to demarcate the coming AT&T and Bell Atlantic sides, which would, within two years, no longer cohabit. I know from whence I speak.

      It's easy to remember the good and hard to remember the bad. Bell Labs, but monopoly. Good quality phones, but no choice in which ones. One company billing you, but you paid whatever they said.

      One of the best things about the break-up was that it finally put an end to Lily Tomlin doing her operator schtick on every variety show and dying sitcom. It was funny a few times, but at the time, it was oversaturation.

    27. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      One thing about those old phones, they're a helluva lot easier to hear on than the newer ones.

      The ringers on the old phones sound nicer, too...a hammer beating on a couple of bells. Some videophone software I wrote uses a WAV of that type of ringer to notify the user of an incoming call...it even uses the correct cadence (the WAV plays once every six seconds until the call is answered).

      I picked up a phone at K-Mart ~13 years ago with a mechanical ringer...it's not quite the same (only one bell, and it's smaller), but it's better than the electronic ringers that seem to be all you can get.

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    28. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by hpa · · Score: 1
      Again, current RENs vary greatly, but back before 1984, there were standards. I was constantly hounded by my parents to disconnect my modem (300 baud acoustic) from the line when I wasn't using it.
      OK I have to ask... how on Earth did you manage to plug an acoustic modem into the line to begin with?

      Anyway... in my home country on Sweden we had similar regulations; I remember most early answering machines had magnetic pickups which picked up the stray magnetic field from the voice transformer in the standard telephones. There were also so-called "dial assisters", which basically were advanced telephones that the telephone monopoly (Televerket) didn't sell, minus the handset, so you had to use them in conjunction with an approved telephone. That made them legal to sell, apparently.

      I think it was in 1986 they finally gave up on that silliness, but not until Swedish television had managed to make a wonderful parody on the then-current situation based on the scifi miniseries "V", called, of course "T" - as in "Televerket". Whereas in "V" the story was about lizard aliens dressing up like humans, in "T" is was about Televerket workers dressing up like lizard-like aliens...

    29. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      That still doesn't explain why Verizon is charging for it.

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    30. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by servotech · · Score: 1

      Plug that old rotery phone in. ( they still work on my line) Watch the kids try to use it. I just about fell laughing at one of my kid's friend trying to dial out. sound quality is quite superior to the "all pro" phones from the mart.

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    31. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not get carried away praising "Grandma Bell". Next you will tell me that OS/360 Mainframes were great, and who needs virtual memory anyway! (If you've never seen a priority 14 or 15 job start up and kill your access for the rest of the night due to lack of "VM" capability, then some of the following might not be very useful.)

      I remember my first time dialing out at one employer. I had been using acoustic coupler terminals for dialup previously (Computing Devices and Ti "silent 700's"), which had the real benefit of working with just about any handset (but wouldn't today because there are no standards on the shapes - go figure).

      I went to the computer room to use the modem, and it had a !@#%$ handset on top of it. Mind you, this was in the early IBM-PC days '82 or '83), so dial-up was still fairly arcane; but still - the modem was huge enough; did you have to make the whole thing bigger by sticking a phone on top of it? The modem was an AT&T model, and even though you never really needed to use the handset, I was told it was required by New Jersey Bell. Of course, my immediate reaction was "What a great way to get you to pay for the modem AND a handset."

      How would we ever have gotten to (a) internal modem cards, and then (b) built-in modems, under a scheme like that? It was this specific attitude of the old Ma Bell - that you do it our way, not because it is best for the customer but because it is more profitable for the company - that gave them the reputation that leaves some less than nostalgic even today. I shudder sometimes to think what might have happened if the breakup didn't occur.

      Yes, I also have lots of sympathy for all the loyal Bell System employees whose careers were fundamentally changed by the court-ordered breakup. But having seen all this for a while now, I'd say that having your choice of phones is still better than having to lease really well-made (but somewhat clunky) handsets from Western Electric. And boy would I be mad if I had to drag a great big handset around with my laptop today just to stay legal (laptops are heavy enough as it is).

      Thanks for reading,
      --MR. AC --

      PS - for a strange but wonderful kick at the AT&T/customer interaction, rent "the President's Analyst". Always liked that ending ...

    32. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, I remember how *irritating* the electronic ringers were when they first came out -- downright nasty after those nice clear bells! And they're getting worse -- I just got a new cordless phone, and out of 6 or 7 options, only one of its rings isn't outright obnoxious. (Well, it does serve to make my oldest electronic ringer -- ca. 1985 -- sound "good" by comparison...)

      That's pretty cool that you put a proper ring in your software!!

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    33. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Makes a person wonder if we're training the intuition out of our kids these days, maybe as a side effect of current appliance interfaces. I remember watching toddlers figuring out rotary phones (in fact, I remember doing this myself when I was about 4 years old). They'd often try to pull the dial the wrong way, but the concept of pulling on the hole at the point of the desired number -- that they got right away!

      I have a relatively "new" rotary phone (real late vintage, not a Bell product; quality sucks) that I use to convince Verizon I've already tested my equipment when I periodically call up to whine about the shitty line quality here. The phone works, so presumably pulse dialing is still supported!

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    34. Re:The Ma Bell similarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting stuff. It's great to hear real facts and details!

      As for charging per-phone: you arguments ring sound, and certainly those practices seem atrocious. But the comparison to NAT-multiplexing is tenuous at best, in my opinion.

      The phone company should (and does) charge per phone-line, rather than per phone device.

      Internet service providers (let's limit ourselves to broadband access) don't have that option, as the "line" can be used for many "conversations" simultaneously. To me this is a big difference.

      Sure, I think you should be able to do whatever you like (within reason perhaps) with your broadband internet connection, even share it with other people if you like. But the reality is that the broadband companies do not price the connections as "leased lines", which are generally much more expensive. They price the product as a "single connection". In addition, their networks are built to handle only part-time use of each such connection.

      Personally, I feel that the standard broadband connections (such as cable or dsl) should be on a "per household" basis, same as regular cable television. There certainly is a difference between sharing one broadband account with your family or housemates on the one hand, and providing "open node" free internet access on the other hand.

      Bottom line: they are selling access to a medium which is vastly different from phone communication, print, television or radio. Most comparisons I've seen on these issues simply disregard too many of the differences.

  41. One "good" side effect by blowdart · · Score: 1

    This could outlaw transparent proxies at ISPs. After all, they lie about where the request came from, and where it goes to.

  42. Free State Project by Fourier · · Score: 4, Informative

    Perhaps this would interest you.

    1. Re:Free State Project by HBI · · Score: 1

      They'll move in troops and make you act like a paranoid like the rest of the country, trust me.

      I hope I die soon. Then I don't have to watch the end of all of this.

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  43. Re:Toll Bypass? by symbolic · · Score: 1


    Well, well, well...looks like the phone companies are tightening the thumbscrews on new technology. Now that media covergence is drastically changing the landscape, turning voice data into just another type of packet on the network, the phone companies are surely in a tizzy. The whole concept of a "long distance call" is undergoing a complete rennaissance, since one can now pass voice data over the internet, completely bypassing the traditional call switching mechanism. One could conceivably setup a couple of PSTN gateways and pass calls end-to-end without any long distance charges. There's at least one thing they'll have to reconcile: It's not considered a "long distance" service if I interact with a remote server from my local ISP connection, but somehow, it magically turns into a "long distance" issue if voice data is involved. What do you bet that they propose slapping a charge on ALL interstate internet traffic- you know, just so everything is consistent?

    If this law is in fact targeting this kind of technology, how are they going to prevent it? Are they simply going to outlaw voice over IP?

  44. How many of these things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are we going to observe and comment on before there's some consensus on the root cause? Laws like this are not appropriate in the US. Something
    important in our system has snapped, and all these bad laws are flowing out like so much blood from an injury.

    The DMCA came about before 9/11/01. Carnivore too. The WTC attack simply energized those already making bad decisions to make more decisions.

    This is a a different country than it was ten years ago. Not that ten years ago was a stellar period in history but that these times are historically significant in a bad way.

    Compounding the lack of competance in the stewards of society, we've a lethargic, television-sedated populace. We have an odd war that has every indication of getting very complicated. Terrorism. Several nuclear capable countries on the brink of becoming drastic. Weak economy. Emerging pandemic that is SARS. The healthy beginning of a police state in the USA.

    It's enough to qualify for good fiction but in so many ways I wonder if we're all about to face some approximation of the end of the world. Almost enough to make a non-religious person start to wonder. So many things coming to a head at the same time. It's too much.

  45. Sitting down is illegal... by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Funny


    Today the RIAA announced it was pushing for legislation that made the use of chairs illegal

    "Pirates sit down to make these illegal copies that are destroying society" said an RIAA spokesperson "This is all about making it uncomfortable for the pirates"

    When questioned as to the many valid uses of chairs the spokesperson replied "Sure this will have a minor effect on some people, but isn't that worth it to protect the American way of life and ensure the success of democracy that rides on the music and movie industries, what are you some sort of Communist or one of the Al Q'uada people.... guards arrest this person"

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  46. Cross countries by rf0 · · Score: 1

    You have to wonder what would happen with the fact that for some people they are based in one country and then connect via a VPN to the US. Now does mean that they are breaking the law as well?

    Rus

    1. Re:Cross countries by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      Yeah.

      Remember the Russians lured illegally to the US by the FBI?

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  47. Windows is illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets see, Internet Connection Shareing (built into all windows since 98se) would also violate this law. That makes Windows Illegal.

  48. Somebody has to pay for it... by djrogers · · Score: 1
    While 1(b) is probably the most obnoxious clause, 1(c) is not far behind... it makes it a "felony" to eg. hook two televisions on single cable connection and even make it a felony offense to put NAT boxen !! At our dorm, for World cup we put a computer with TV tuner card connected to cable connection and then used it to stream the transmission for people to watch in their rooms... HELL now we'll be criminals (and that too 'felony'!!) for that...


    I'm not really sure how you find 1(b) offensive, unless you think that you should have a right to privacy 'on the net (hint - you don't). As for 1(c), if your cable provider allws you to hook up multiple televisions, then you're not breaking the law. If your ISP allows NAT boxes, you're not breaking the law.

    Now, rebroadcasting your cable feed to people who (presumably) haven't paid for cable isn't exactly the kind of behavior that's going to win you a boy scout patch - that's obviously an illegal act, and I dont know what would make you think otherwise... You think that you oughta be able to take your the cable feed from your neighbor? How about all of your neighbors share 1 cable feed? Wait, I know - let the entire city split the tab for 1 cable bill, then you could even afford all those fancy movie channels! Sheesh...
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    1. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by mritunjai · · Score: 1

      The point is not that I'm a violator. The point is what powers 'they' have to screw me in case something wrong is done. In this case if you put NAT boxen or put more TVs hooked to your single cable connection, you're violating ToC ! The company has right to terminate your service and if they're want more, they can indict you in civil courts !

      But NOW the thing is that for violating ToC you commit a "felony" offense (you understand what "felony offense" mean do you ? In case you do not, other "felony" offenses are rape, murder, hijacking, robbery etc, Got it ?). This is nothing but the american legislation (whole government ?) playing in the hands of corporations...

      America "used" to be free... now it plain sucks.

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    2. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by palfreman · · Score: 1
      I'm not really sure how you find 1(b) offensive, unless you think that you should have a right to privacy 'on the net (hint - you don't).

      Hint I do. If I don't bother to encrypt anything, always use telnet, and so on maybe I can expect to be snooped. But if I do bother to protect my privacy I sure has hell shouldn't go to jail for it.

      As for 1(c), if your cable provider allows you to hook up multiple televisions, then you're not breaking the law. If your ISP allows NAT boxes, you're not breaking the law.

      So what? If I am a public executioner I can kill people, if I'm in the army I can use military grade ordinance and proper machine guns. The point about freedom is freedom to do things without needing someone elses approval.

      Now, rebroadcasting your cable feed to people who (presumably) haven't paid for cable isn't exactly the kind of behavior that's going to win you a boy scout patch - that's obviously an illegal act,

      Not to me it isn't. It is a naturally benificial use for the technology I own.

      and I dont know what would make you think otherwise.

      I don't know what would make you think that rebroadcasting cable transmissions could possible be criminal. Criminal things are things like murder and robbery. If I had gone to the cable company, pointed a gun at them and forced them to provide me with a feed, that would be illegal. Doing what I like with it after having paid them is not. I don't even see how it is a breach of contract, as contracts have to be enfoceable and this patently isn't.

      You think that you oughta be able to take your the cable feed from your neighbor? How about all of your neighbors share 1 cable feed?

      What, set up my own telco? That sounds like an idea. I wonder why no one else has thought of that. Wait a minute...

      I know - let the entire city split the tab for 1 cable bill, then you could even afford all those fancy movie channels!

      Which is exactly what cable companies do at the moment. QED.

  49. This applies to UNLAWFUL devices by ShinmaWa · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Most of you are missing a key phrase in the legislation. The part most people are leaving out is: A person shall not assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise an unlawful telecommunications access device....

    Now, what is an "unlawful telecommunications access device"? That is answered under 750.219a which is entitled:

    750.219a Obtaining telecommunications services with intent to avoid charge; violation; separate incidents pursuant to scheme or course of conduct; enhanced sentence based on prior convictions; definition.


    Section 219 defines an unlawful device as:

    (a) A telecommunications access device without the authority or consent of the subscriber or lawful holder of that telecommunications access device.


    I read this to mean to hijack someone else's "telecommunication device".

    (b) A counterfeit telecommunications access device.


    If you read the section further, this applies to illegal cable descramblers and stuff like that.

    (c) A fraudulent or deceptive scheme, pretense, method, or conspiracy, or any device or other means, including, but not limited to, any of the following:
    (i) Using a false, altered, or stolen identification.
    (ii) The use of a telecommunications access device to violate this section by a person other than the subscriber or lawful holder of the telecommunications access device pursuant to an exchange of anything of value to the subscriber or lawful holder to allow that unlawful use of the telecommunications access device.


    I think we can all agree that FRAUD is bad.

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    1. Re:This applies to UNLAWFUL devices by jonabbey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except that all a cable operator has to do is declare in their terms and conditions that you may not run NAT and that you may not hook multiple computers up to your network connection without paying a fee for the extra computers. Bada-bing, bada-bam, your NAT hookup is now not just against the T&C's, it's a criminal offense.

      In the specific case of NAT, this law has the effect of permitting cable operators to maintain a cable-tv-like fee plan, rather than simply setting reasonable charge schedules for the actual bits transferred. There's no reason why the law should be molded to enable cable companies to avoid rational pricing according to the nature of the technology at hand.

      The whole point of this is to prevent cable modem users from sharing their internet access over wi-fi and the like with neighbors. That's a laudable goal from the cable companies' view, but it ignores the fact that what really costs the cable company is the number of bits transferred. If I am NAT'ing to a neighbor and my neighbor uses 1% of the Internet bandwidth that is going over my cable modem, the incremental cost of that is 1%. The cost to the cable companies profit, though, is 50% across our two domiciles.

      That's what this law is for, and it's not legitimate.

    2. Re:This applies to UNLAWFUL devices by JenovaSynthesis · · Score: 1

      Not really. Comcast usually spots those people at the NOC. Mostly because the people who share thier access with neighbors and stuff offen end up usiong multiple file sharing and stuff which causes them to stand out. A packet sniffer goes out to determine why your node has so much traffic, they see a couple of simultaneous connections to KaZaA, they . Now if you'r running a controlled Wireless, Wired, or a combonation LAN with, they'd probably tell you to either lower your consumption or speak to a sales rep about a new plan to fit your needs. If I remember correctly, Comcast only charges per-machine if you want each machine to have an internet IP. Besides, all it takes is one yahoo prosecuted wrongly under it and it dies. If it happens in the Southeast corner of the state it's as good as gone.

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    3. Re:This applies to UNLAWFUL devices by jcast · · Score: 1

      Where can I find a copy of 750.219a? Oh, and in any case, remember DMCA. We'd better have a watertight legal case now, before it passes. Otherwise, there will be those who will find a judge who'll let them hijack it.

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  50. badly drafted law? by Andy_R · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There may be a get-out here - if the parent post is giving the exact wording, it is the origin or destination of the *service*, not the telecommunication itself that can't be concealed. This means you can conceal your cell phone, but you can't conceal which teleco you bought it from.

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  51. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by Lucius+Sour · · Score: 1
    "Oppression and harassment are a small price to pay to live in the land of the free" -- C MONTGOMERY BURNS.

    Reigime change for Nashville! Bomb the Country Music Charts! Invade the Dixie Chicks! :-) H.H.O.S.

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  52. How to use this law to get rid of the legislators by Andy_R · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) phone legislator
    2) ask him his exact location
    3) if he tells you, say thanks and hang up. Wait 5 minutes go back to step 1)
    4) if he hangs up without telling you, get him locked up for concealing the destination of the telecommunication.

    Repeat until all the legislators are locked up, then elect some people who are less dumb.

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  53. bbye by Eudial · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, there goes the neighborhood.

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  54. I don't see the problem... by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every IP packet I pass through my ISP contains a source and destination IP address.

    More importantly, define "source" and "destination".

    This just means that, from now on, I "intend" every packet going through my NAT box to actually go to or come from that box. The fact that my NAT box has to talk to the outside world to serve that data doesn't matter, since the ISP can fully well see that part of the transaction.


    Or, to put it another way...

    I consider my ISP as nothing more than the "communication service provider" to my NAT box. I provide the service from my NAT box to my real PCs (did my ISP come in and lay CAT5 between them, or provide the power or the signal flowing over that CAT5?), and I can see the source and destination of everything on the internal LAN just fine. So no problem exists.

    Somehow, though, I doubt the law will see it that clearly, and this crap will end up effectively yet another random-and-ubiquitously-enforceable-at-will weapon in the government's arsenal of ways to screw otherwise law-abiding citizens.


    Damn, and I can't even blame Bush or Ashcroft for this one. ;-)

    1. Re:I don't see the problem... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      Damn, and I can't even blame Bush or Ashcroft for this one. ;-)

      Heh, sure you can. Surely you should know that Bush can be blamed for everything.

      Napoleon? Bush's fault. Alexander the Great? Bush's fault. Hitler? Bush's fault. Does your tea taste bad? Bush's fault. Bush is Satan, the prince of darkness, lord of the flies, responsible for all evil or discomfort in the world.

      Y'know, CNN should be paying me for this. I'm at least twice as effective as their reporters. :-)

  55. That's America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that's America you know...
    The land of the free.
    The greatest country on earth.

  56. Re:This is pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you envy them so much, then die..You'll make the world a better place. Maybe I'm insensitive too.

  57. IF YOU ARE GOING TO APPEAR AT A FORUM FOR THIS LAW by HoneyBunchesOfGoats · · Score: 5, Informative
    ...then the above post makes a great analogy for the uninformed, uncaring politician:
    Does the water company charge me more because I have more sinks than my next door neighbour? They may charge me more if I use more water but having more sinks doesn't matter, it is the flow that matters. Same should be true with a network.
    This kind of simplification is what really appeals to politicians. Makes sure, if you attend a public formum to gauge opinion on such laws, that you say things like this. Is there anything else that should be said in simplified politician-speak? Please list anything and everything you can think of!
  58. Yeah, the world's going to hell. by Second_Derivative · · Score: 1

    Don't worry too much though, it's been going to hell for the past 3000 years.

  59. Re:Did you know that the day after March 31st... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...And after the U.S. Military sets foot on Europe, they will be surprised that Europeans are not treating them a heroes come to liberate them, but rather the opposite. Then the Military states the war can take a bit longer than expected.

  60. Re:This is pathetic by ThatMadeNoSense · · Score: 0

    If your alive and want to stay alive...

    That made no sense.

  61. Unenforcable by lkaos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Specifically:

    (1) A person shall not assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise an unlawful telecommunications access device or assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise a telecommunications device intending to use those devices or to allow the devices to be used to do any of the following or knowing or having reason to know that the devices are intended to be used to do any of the following:

    Establishes that owning, creating, or publishing information on how to create a device that violates any of the following items is a felony. The item in question is:

    (a) Obtain or attempt to obtain a telecommunications service with the intent to avoid or aid or abet or cause another person to avoid any lawful charge for the telecommunications service in violation of section 219a.

    Yet the bill does not put a limit on what telecommunications services are allowed to charge for. Therefore, if you're local ISP decided to charge for say each HTTP request, they could sue Microsoft for Internet Explorer's ability to download an unlimited number of webpages (since it is avoiding any lawful charge for telecommunications service).

    A half-way decent lawyer should have a field day with this bill...

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  62. Are we all reading the same law? by hoggy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I fail to see anything in this amendment that applies to VPNs. It appears to be specifically designed to target phone phreaking. It's all about screwing with telecoms services. VPNs don't do that.

    They don't obtain telecoms services without intent to pay (1a), they don't conceal the origin or destination of the traffic (1b), and they don't intercept, disrupt, re-transmit, or otherwise fuck with your, or anyone else's, service (1c).

    Unless you've deliberately cracked your ISP in order to run your VPN, you've not fallen foul of this law.

    Get some perspective.

    [Interestingly, this does appear to make IP address spoofing illegal - but I consider that to be a good thing.]

    1. Re:Are we all reading the same law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you fail to see it.

      HEY EVERYONE, IT'S ALL CLEAR!!! hoggy has spoken.

      nevermind the fact that the MPAA and the RIAA are backing it.

      they must be "failing" to see it too, and they are backing this harmless legislation out of the goodness of their hearts.

    2. Re:Are we all reading the same law? by elbuddha · · Score: 1
      The law ammends 3 sections. You only looked at the ammendments to section 219a. The following is excerpted from the ammendments to section 540c:
      Sec. 540c.
      (1) A person shall not assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise an unlawful telecommunications access device or assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise a telecommunications device intending to use those devices or to allow the devices to be used to do any of the following or knowing or having reason to know that the devices are intended to be used to do any of the following:
      ...
      (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.
    3. Re:Are we all reading the same law? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I think you folks are on the wrong track. Try considering this a being written against the use of boxes to get free cable/satellite TV. I've seen quite a few of these units in the Detroit suburbs.

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    4. Re:Are we all reading the same law? by JenovaSynthesis · · Score: 1

      It's because they (RIAA/MPAA) think they will be able to use this law to aide thier efforts. Just like VA prosecutors are using the Anti-Terrorism laws to aide them in nailing the DC-Area Snipers. While the language of the law might seem that way, it does look pretty harmless to computer users. It does seem to be aimed at protecting telephone services and such. And as anyone who lives in Michigan (or knows SBC), Michigan's government is not a fan of SBC Ameritech.

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    5. Re:Are we all reading the same law? by budGibson · · Score: 1

      Well, it seems to me that there is a difference between service and an individual communication. For instance, to read this law as outlawing VPNs would also seem read it as outlawing the use of SSL for web transactions. After all, what is SSL other than a rather punctual VPN?

      The real question seems to come down to the issue of how much control I have over third parties' ability to view my individual communications. In that case, current law seems to allow third parties to observe the envelope but not the contents without court (sometimes just secret court) order. This law seems no different.

    6. Re:Are we all reading the same law? by puppet10 · · Score: 1

      And all the current laws already on the books which address that issue are working so well reducing that problem that Michigan needs a whole new ineffective and poorly written law.

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    7. Re:Are we all reading the same law? by alexburke · · Score: 1

      [Interestingly, this does appear to make IP address spoofing illegal - but I consider that to be a good thing.]

      What the hell do you think NAT does? Hello?! Rewrites the header on outbound packets to make it look like the packet is originating from the router itself (therefore spoofing an IP)!

      Sheesh...

    8. Re:Are we all reading the same law? by hoggy · · Score: 1

      What the hell do you think NAT does? Hello?! Rewrites the header on outbound packets to make it look like the packet is originating from the router itself (therefore spoofing an IP)!

      No, with NAT the packet does originate with the router. The system being fooled by NAT is the machine on the inside, which is fooled into believing it's packets are being routed to the outside world.

      The machine on the inside of a NAT is not on the Internet, it has no capability to be the origin or destination of Internet-routed packets. The NAT router sends and receives all packets on it's behalf.

      Go read up on IP address spoofing.

    9. Re:Are we all reading the same law? by hoggy · · Score: 1

      Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.

      My comment still stands. This says nothing about VPNs. A VPN does not conceal the origin or destination of a packet. The origin is your network. The destination is the network you are VPNing into.

      Although the particular machine on either end that is sending or receiving packets is effectively hidden, that doesn't matter, because the only packets that are being routed across the telecoms service are the tunnel packets. Those have a clear origin and destination. They must be public IP addresses for the routing to work.

  63. Re:So this is the 'freedom' Dubya talks about... by Zemran · · Score: 1, Troll

    Are there still people that think that GW2 is about "freedom"? The US is rapidly running out of oil and the best reserves left are under Iraq. It does not matter who gets the money, it is the oil that matters and this war is about getting that oil flowing. No one in their right mind would want an American impossed freedom as that is an oxymoron. Anyone with a little free thought can see the stupidity in the idea of forcing freedom on someone. The military have already got oil wells working again but the people are still without water.

    This story may be an April Fools joke but the war is an obscenity against freedom.

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  64. Re:Toll Bypass? by mpe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now that media covergence is drastically changing the landscape, turning voice data into just another type of packet on the network, the phone companies are surely in a tizzy. The whole concept of a "long distance call" is undergoing a complete rennaissance, since one can now pass voice data over the internet, completely bypassing the traditional call switching mechanism. One could conceivably setup a couple of PSTN gateways and pass calls end-to-end without any long distance charges.

    Consider if you are an organisation (commercial or otherwise) who has offices in different places. You want to link your offices up either by direct leased lines or some kind of VPN over the public internet. For your telephones you get a modern integrated PBX. Which is hooked up to some phone lines and the network. Any interoffice calls go over the WAN, incomming calls might also wind up being sent to a different office and outgoing calls will use phone lines in the office nearest their destination.

    There's at least one thing they'll have to reconcile: It's not considered a "long distance" service if I interact with a remote server from my local ISP connection, but somehow, it magically turns into a "long distance" issue if voice data is involved. What do you bet that they propose slapping a charge on ALL interstate internet traffic

    International as well as interstate. Anyway it's quite often the case that telephone call charges have little relation to the route the call takes,

  65. Re:So this is the 'freedom' Dubya talks about... by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    I hope we "Won't Get Fooled Again"

    We'll be fighting in the streets
    With our children at our feet
    And the morals that they worship will be gone
    And the men who spurred us on
    Sit in judgement of all wrong
    They decide and the shotgun sings the song

    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again

    The change, it had to come
    We knew it all along
    We were liberated from the fold, that's all
    And the world looks just the same
    And history ain't changed
    'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war

    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again
    No, no!

    I'll move myself and my family aside
    If we happen to be left half alive
    I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
    Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
    Do ya?

    There's nothing in the streets
    Looks any different to me
    And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
    And the parting on the left
    Are now parting on the right
    And the beards have all grown longer overnight

    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again
    Don't get fooled again
    No, no!

    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Meet the new boss
    Same as the old boss

  66. This is affecting IPv6 as well by bloodbob · · Score: 1

    This makes IPv6 tunneling and ip6-ip4 gateways illegal too.

  67. Re:So this is the 'freedom' Dubya talks about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We dared to ask for more
    But that was long before the nights began to burn
    You would have thought we'd learned
    You can't make promises all based upon tomorrow
    Happiness, security are words we only borrowed
    For is this the answer to our prayers, is this was God has sent?
    Please understand this isn't what we meant

    The future couldn't last, we nailed it to the past
    With every word a trap that no one can take
    Back from all the architects who find their towers leaning
    And every prayer we pray at night has somehow lost its meaning
    For is this the answer to our prayers, is this was God has sent?
    Please understand this isn't what we meant

    A long time ago when the world was pretty
    Standing right here in a different city
    They're not coming back any more
    They're not coming back any...

    Is this the answer to our prayers, is this was God has sent?
    Please understand this isn't what we meant

    (Savatage, "This Isn't What We Meant")

  68. You're off base - this targets cable black boxes by Ja-Ja-Jamin · · Score: 1

    I read this as legislation that is targeting the cable black boxes that give you free access to premium cable services.

    REREAD the actual law with cable black boxes in mind and see if it doesn't make sense. At least that's how what it seems the original target was.

    That said, of course, the law of unintended consequences comes into play.

  69. USA = Third Reich..my prediction for the year 2010 by Conor+Turton · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Land of the free and the home of the brave...what utter crap. Do you not realise you'll have no freedoms soon and these are all being eroded because your Govt is crapping themselves? Anything that cannot be totally controlled and monitored by the U.S Govt is therefore deemed illegal as it might be used for terrorism. The U.S is slowly becoming worse that the USSR ever was. If the U.S Govt don't like something, they just completely bypass the constitution by including it in "The War on Terror". Dumbass Redneck Merkin buys it hook line and sinker and assumes it must be OK if it is for "The War on Terror" anmd to question it would be unpatriotic. There are startling similarities between what the current administration is doing and the actions the Third Reich took prior to starting WW2. Is G.W. Bush actually Adolf Hitler re-incarnate? I think so. The evidence mounts up. 1) WE good, everyone else bad. 2) Incarcerate people we don't like without charge. Deny them their rights. 3) Instil fear in the populous about a mass invasion from the impure (i.e non Christian Americans). 4) Erode liberties in the name of "righteousness" (War on Terror) 5) Declare war. Bush more than showed his hand when he came out with the immortal words "If you're not with us, you are against us". But I can say that because I'm not American and don't have to worry whether the "Home Guard" or whatever they call themselves are going to come kicking down my door because I dare to question El Presidente Bush.

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  70. STOP! by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

    I have a cell phone, and I'm not afraid to use it!

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  71. concealed weapon vs. cocealed network by klang · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The difference between the two is; NOBODY would try to steal your non concealded weapon..

    America seems to be ruled by NRA people as opposed to NAT people :-)

    /klang

  72. Re:Did you know that the day after March 31st... by Beetjebrak · · Score: 1

    Dubya Dubya III

    Man.. that'll be a blast.. but erm.. hasn't this already started?

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  73. Internet Commerce now Illegal in Michigan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aside from the questionable English ("...decrypt...any telecommunications service" - you don't decrypt a service, you decrypt a message), all web servers (and clients) that conduct SSL sessions in Michigan are now illegal, because they decrypt.

  74. This is almost like... by mgessner · · Score: 1

    back in the 60's and 70's when women wore T-shirts and carried banners saying "Keep your laws off my body." (or something to that effect -- and while I'm passionately anti-abortion as a means of birth control, the parallel remains.)

    This makes me want to carry a placard that says "Keep your laws out of my computer -- and my networks!"

    Honestly, WHAT is the FSCKING POINT?? Is this a ploy by Microsoft to show the legilators that having all that "extra" equipment for security is really unnecessary if everyone were to use Windoze XP?

    MS: "Really, Congressman, if everyone would just switch over to Windows, there wouldn't be any more security issues with the Internet."
    [gasp] [choke] [thud]
    MS: "Congressman, are you OK? Sir? Can you hear me?? HELP!! HELP!! I think the Congressman has just had a heart attack!"

    Sorry, just dreaming there.

    But honestly, WHO benefits from laws such as these? The cable providers? HA! If RoadRunner pulls this crap on me, they can kiss my cable subscription GOODBYE. I'll cancel the whole damn thing and get a free satellite dish and service for the same price a month. I can connect to a local modem ISP at 53K because I'm so close to the CO, and while that's a WHOLE lot slower than the cable modem, it would feel good everytime I connected knowing that RoadRunner lost me as a customer.

    I suppose if I had 5 computers in my house and was fully using the bandwidth 24/7, they have the right to bitch and moan because that's unfair usage -- get another ISP in the area that will help with that. The bandwidth isn't free, after all (of course, it's not as expensive as the money I'm paying them, either, but I guess SOMEONE has to support those poor Hollywood singers and actors!).

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  75. Who said "America - land of free" by dark-br · · Score: 1

    should have said "land of fee"

  76. Re:How to use this law to get rid of the legislato by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 1
    Andy_R wrote:
    1) phone legislator

    Whoah!

    When's the last time you were able to do THAT?

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  77. Human stupidity is to blame by October_30th · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This will not be the end of the world.

    All the problems you list are due to human stupidity. Even SARS. The patient zero was somewhere in China and the local politicians failed to take action in fear of falling into disfavour. More concentrated stupidity can be found in the form of Kim Jong Il, GWB, Chirac and other politicians worldwide.

    Now, there is an excellent record of 6000 years of human stupidity that we call history. In fact, human stupidity most likely extends even beyond the written records and if we go really far back in time we arrive at the point when "human race" was just a little more advanced kind of an ape. And we definitely can agree that by human standards apes are pretty dim, aren't they?

    So, in conclusion, most of the recent events can be blamed on stupidity and since the massive human stupidity in the past has not brought on the end of the world ago it won't do so this time either. So, don't worry.

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  78. But the sanctity of the home by mekkab · · Score: 1

    maybe... now IANAL, but from my law-school wife, I get the knowledge of the "sanctity of the home"- that's why police can't barge in without a warrant, they can't peek into your windows, and this would be upheld by the supreme court.

    So my thought is someone was just trying to brown nose some ultra-conservative constiuents in an effort to get more money out of them. It doesn't sound like there is a reasonable method of "getting caught"-

    Again, IANAL, nor am I paranoid. I just have a low enough opinion of politicos so that I don't assume they want to fuck everyone over, I think they are just pandering "laws" for a buck. It'd be great to get some insight from Michigan police officers on this one.

    It would be nice to also get the point of view of any lawyers, specifically those from Michigan.

    p.s.- for those who care, some quick-o sanctity links:
    social workers can't enter a home w/o a warrant , Kirk v. louisiana, you can't bust into someone's home and just arrest them ,
    Illinois v. McArthur, even if I have some weed, you can't bust into my place without a warrant.

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    1. Re:But the sanctity of the home by bill.sheehan · · Score: 1

      There is no sanctity of the home. See Bowers v. Hardwick.

    2. Re:But the sanctity of the home by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      There is no sanctity of the home. See Bowers v. Hardwick.

      It could be argued that Bowers v. Hardwick only said that committing crimes in the privacy of your bedroom doesn't give you some special immunity to prosecution. The Georgia police weren't given free reign to kick down doors looking for sodomizers.

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    3. Re:But the sanctity of the home by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention it, even in this day and age people still gotta take it to the scotus to get protection under the sanctity of the home clause. Those guys definitely got themselves a whole heapfull of hassle because somebody didn't like them.

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    4. Re:But the sanctity of the home by mekkab · · Score: 1

      d) The fact that homosexual conduct occurs in the privacy of the home does not affect the result. Stanley v. Georgia, 394 U.S. 557 , distinguished. Pp. 195-196.

      I don't see how the above claim == there is no sanctity of the home.

      But then again, IANAL!

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    5. Re:But the sanctity of the home by JourneymanMereel · · Score: 1

      IANAL nor a civilian police officer, but I am an MP and have taken some Criminal Justice courses.

      While it's true that the police can't barge into your home w/out a search warrant (with an exeption for "hot pursuit"), there is a thing called "plain view." Anything that can be seen from a place where an officer is legally at can be used both in court and as probably cause to get a search warrent. This means an officer can sit on the side of the road and use binoculars to look into the window where you left the curtains open. There are, of course, many other scenarios where this clause applies, but that's the jist of it.

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  79. The Who by Zemran · · Score: 1

    Amazingly that was written in 1971 and still no-one has learnt the sense in it...

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  80. *67? by worst_name_ever · · Score: 1

    Okay, so does this law make dialing *67 before you make a call (thus blocking the recipient from seeing your number on their called ID box) illegal?

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    1. Re:*67? by Loosewire · · Score: 1

      probably not as your not deceiving the telco , your just excercising your right to privacy to other people. (basically the telco knows where your call is going and big company's sponsor lawmakers so they are the ones who matter :-(

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  81. So where were you all when they were passing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I see everyone up in arms about this, yet the fact remained that this is the first mention of this, and it's AFTER it was passed.

    The best way to defeat crappy laws (if this is indeed a crappy law) is to keep it from BECOMING law.

    Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty.

  82. Not everything they do is bad... by adzoox · · Score: 1
    nevermind the fact that the MPAA and the RIAA are backing it

    The RIAA and MPAA get the same bashing here that republicans and religous posters do. Not everything these two entities do is bad.

    I can see how this legislation could be misinterpretted often as seperation of church and state and free speech is. That said, the actual law is for stopping cable theives. The RIAA backs it because of the digital music channels, the MPAA backs it because of HBO(et al). Cable piracy is NOTHING like file sharing services. If you hook yourself up illegally to cable TV, there is no "other side" to the arguement. File Sharing on the other hand has another side - the first and foremost exposure and ease of use + less corporate dependency + you at least pay something in some way or another for the access to the networks in P2P.

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  83. Names please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be helpful if someone with more time than I have would get a list of which legislators voted for this bill, their districtions, party affiliations, and contact information for the opposite major party in that district, so that people who are so inclined can help change the composition of the legislature.

  84. Excellent and totally accurate description. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    The parent comment is only +5 now. Mod it to +10!!!

    Excellent and totally accurate description.

  85. you got it by zogger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You got it. You need to read this legislation in the light of all the other legislation out there, signed into law or proposed. A Police State needs for everyone to be a criminal on paper, to have that potential,to be able to use that against them. Look at oregons proposed policial demonstration law. Walk in the street in a demonstration, you are facing 25 years to life. Use a normal router, with how it normally works, you are a criminal. Go into patriot act 1 and now 2, which they are migrating to different other bills to get it passed. Misdemeanors can be classed as supporting terrorism. You really don't want to be classed as a terrorist. You can become an un-person very quickly, and it wouldn't be in there if they weren't planning on using it, even more extensively than they are now. The gestalt with computers in general is that computers allow anonymous and semi anonymous and easy communications for the average person. Police States don't like that.

    This is REAL stuff in all our faces. You can't keep up with it now,laws, laws,laws and more new laws, daily. It's at the federal level and all the state levels, assaults against born-with rights, just being a normal person, are fully underway, it's not theoretical or tin foil hat. This article is an example of just another one. Add 'em all up. Pretty spooky.

    Thanks for sending that letter, looking forward to see what they say, if you get a credible response.

    1. Re:you got it by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yah and if you're a US unperson you better hope they don't shove you to Guantanamo Bay.

      http://www.sptimes.com/2003/03/30/Columns/Rules_ of _war_apply_to.shtml

      In my country if people are detained without trial under our infamous Internal Security Act, friends and relatives can usually visit them.

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    2. Re:you got it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a guess, but classifying everyone as a criminal or a terrorist would make it alot easier for the people who really are dangerous to society to appear no different to the law than some college student running an MP3 server.

      I'm tired of professional speech readers making decisions for us. A free economic system does not work when the law protects and gives advantages to specific people in the economic chain.

  86. Civil Disobedience..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best thing about brain dead 'laws' like this is that civil disobedience gets around all this

  87. The obvious solution. by nuwayser · · Score: 1

    Start a Wireless ISP company for your neighborhood. Get a T1, mount a parabolic antenna on the roof, find enough customers in your neighborhood to break even, and set your own rules.

    http://www.wispa.org/

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    1. Re:The obvious solution. by presearch · · Score: 1

      mount a parabolic antenna...

      Shouldn't that be an omnidirectional antenna?

    2. Re:The obvious solution. by Mr.Phil · · Score: 1

      not if you only want to give service to a 20 degree portion of your neighborhood. :)

  88. Reading the bill? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hey guys, how about reading the bill. This is aimed at cell phone hacking. It has nothing to do with NAT,VPNs or anything similar.

    Paraphrasing, it says:

    It is illegal to manufacture or posses an unlawful telecommunications device that can be used to steal service, intercept messages and hide where it is being used.

    An unlawful telephone device (from the ammended article):

    includes but is not limited to a clone telephone, clone microchip, tumbler telephone, tumbler microchip, or wireless scanning device capable of acquiring, intercepting, receiving, or otherwise facilitating the use of a telecommunications service without immediate detection.

    Later in the article it exempts amateur radio equipment.

    Now, since when is a router or firewall an unlawful telecommunications device???

    All this does is make owning or selling phone freaking equipment illegal. It ha nothing to do with George Bush being the second coming of Hitler or any such thing.

  89. Err. That's not VPN by CausticWindow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    +5 Informative?

    Basicly, VPN gives you a secure and encrypted tunnel to some host (a VPN concentrator) somewhere on the net. All or some of your traffic will go through this tunnel and emerge at the concentrator, where it is sent to it's real destination.

    The effect is that for the rest of the net, that traffic will appear to be coming from the concentrator (or the lan of the concentrator). This is useful for example for universities or companies that have some resources that are unsafe for the rest of the net, but is perfectly acceptable through an encrypted tunnel. Samba for example.

    I haven't bothered to read the articles, since this sounds like complete and utter bollocks. But if they're targetting NAT too, then I guess that their thing is with "misdirection" through IP. Sounds to me like they would have to ban proxies etc. as well.

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  90. Are you people paranoid? by JenovaSynthesis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ok you guys are just being a little to anal retentive with the words.

    First off disguising origin. Anyone with half a brain knows you cannot get a location from an IP address. What they mean by it is IP Spoofing. If I'm a Comcast customer, I can't set my network to trick others into thinking I'm on Verizon, AOL/TW's, etc. If I am a Comcast customer, then I cannot disguise my IP to say otherwise. If the law needs my physical location, they can go through the legal channels and get it from Comcast.

    CID blocking is iffy. I do not think this wouild be affected as it would force SBC and such to discontinue services like Privacy Manager. Second the biggest concern is telemarketing. The FCC is setting up the National Do Not Call list in July with enforcement in September. Why worry?

    VPNs would be legal at this point because a) No state legislature is going to tell a corporation (Borders, the big 3 auto makers come to mind) that they can no longer use thier legit VPNs. And if they go after legit personal VPNs, one could claim discrimination based on that. Now if your ISP bans VPNs (which is thier right) then this law is moot anyways. b) Comcast et al do not ban VPNs to my knowledge nor do they ban use of NAT. I bet they love NAT because instead of charging you $10-15 for more IPs, they can charge you and others $40/mo for other individuals. Last I heard, Comcast only cares about multiple computers if they are hogging bandwidth or if non-customers are getting regular access (meaning sharing with neighbors via 802.11, etc.)

    Can you think of any modern applications that this law is really targeting? Cell phone cloning and cable descramblers come to mind fast.

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    1. Re:Are you people paranoid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comcast in my area is mysteriously disabling all wireless access points and other routing devices that are tied into its modems. But since they don't support them, they don't have to tell you somethings wrong... they just ask you to plug your pc directly into the modem and check the connection.

      This happens reliably, with the three brands of equipment that we have access to. Rebooting your modem restores everything to working order for about 24 hours or so, whenever the next cron job is run and the pulse sent down the line.

    2. Re:Are you people paranoid? by JenovaSynthesis · · Score: 1

      Well, that's probably not Comcast doing that. My ISP had a similar problem. The router did not work but plugging a PC directly into the drop (It's a CAN with an ATM backbone and an OC-3 connection point) worked fine. Turns out the switch that was plugged into the backbone was to blame. It would be on anywhere from 24-72 hours then shut off again. This happened with two different brands of equipment. And unless Comcast flat-out bans use of routing equipment, then if they were doing it they're breaking the law. If you still feel this is Comcast's doing, escalate the call to a manager, call customer service, call corporate offices, etc.

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    3. Re:Are you people paranoid? by JenovaSynthesis · · Score: 1

      I just asked someone I know who actually works for Comcast. The policy on Wireless is this: They shouldn't be able to go out and get on your network. This means WEP and/or access list must be enabled and your WEP key cannot be publicly available.

      Also, only one household is able to use it. Meaning You and anybody who visits you. Not your neighbors, not anyone who happens to drive by with an 802.11 device.

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    4. Re:Are you people paranoid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off disguising origin.

      Forget origin, how about disguising *existance*? That's what NAT does.

    5. Re:Are you people paranoid? by crmartin · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as being too anal retentive with reference to the words of a law. Cf. "that depends on what the meaning if 'is' is".

      This is not intended as an anti-Clinton troll (although I'll be happy to post one if anyone needs one). Being anal-retentive about the wording is what one does in the law; if there is any conceivable way in which a law can be interpreted (technically called the "theory" of the prosecution) then you can be tried. If you're charged and tried, whether you are convicted or not, you may lose your job, bankrupt yourself in your defense, generally have your life ruined -- and under "sovereign immunity" you can't recover except for really specific and egregious abuses.

  91. I hope for the day by bdowne01 · · Score: 1

    When lawmakers actually make laws about things they understand.

    I mean, I know nothing about deep-sea diving. So I guess I'll make a law saying it's illegal to have diving watches with you because they might break underwater and pollute the water.

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    1. Re:I hope for the day by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      When lawmakers actually make laws about things they understand.

      Actually, it might be interesting if legislators are not allowed to make laws about things they _don't_ understand.

  92. "The Fix Is In" by jps3 · · Score: 1

    Reminds me a bit of a segment on the public radio show This American Life titled "The Fix Is In." I do not recall the state or city, but in one of the first segments of that episode there is talk of a licqor distributor who managed to get legislation passed that made it essentially illegal for a seller to find a different distributor unless they had a really, really, really, really good reason. As a result liquor prices are $1-2 higher than anywhere else and that extra profit goes directly to the the one distributor who lined the politicians pockets and got that law passed.

    1. Re:"The Fix Is In" by MasterMynd · · Score: 1

      Might it be this?

      http://www.thislife.org/pages/descriptions/00/16 8. html

  93. We Michigan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too do not see anything in this bill about VPN. What I see is an overtly broad bill addresses against telecommunications that in the hands of an evil genius could basically make everyone a criminal. VPN is just one possible interpretation in there. The bill also includes a line that specifically makes the majority of spam we receive illegal:
    (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.

    As most of the spam received is bounced off another ISP, it effectively makes any such spam illegal. Of course, that's probably not the true purpose of the law as written.

    It's a badly written law. And badly written laws get dry humped to death by the ACLU.

  94. I'd like to see an ISP turn off HTTPS by redelm · · Score: 1
    ... cuz all their lusers will whine. The point is that ISPs give actual consent to all traffic because they have the capability of filtering it and many do block outbound and inbound ports.

    NAT is similarly protected because it conceals nothing. The router is a computer -- I opened mine up and found a nice ARM CPU. It is a nice computer. When it wants to, it answers some questions for me by asking it's buddies on the internet.

  95. Re:BUT BUT..... by Loosewire · · Score: 1

    i want my phone phreaking gear at radio shack, where its convenient :-(

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  96. This is not about VPNs, it's about Freenet by Rambo · · Score: 1

    If you stop to think about it, this is really an attempt to ban things like Freenet. The whole spiel about obscuring source/destinations, passing information for unknown parties is targetted at the ideal P2P client which fetches bits and pieces of data spread out across multiple systems. No-one knows where the information is stored, nor what you're storing on your node; they want to ban the ability to post and retrieve content anonymously.

  97. mostly agree, also wireless by Jerf · · Score: 1

    I mostly agree with your more sober analysis and this isn't all bad, except for one clause:

    A person shall not assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise an unlawful telecommunications access device or assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise a telecommunications device intending to use those devices or to allow the devices to be used to do any of the following or knowing or having reason to know that the devices are intended to be used to do any of the following:

    I think the debate was soured in advance by mentioning VPN. It's not VPN being attacked, at least not directly, since in a VPN situation you're not trying to hide the source of the communication or the other bad things. That's just another use of the internet. There is some legitimate reason to be concerned that an overly aggresive lawyer might make a case out of it, but frankly, that's always a concern.

    What's really being banned here is wireless. Right now, because of the known weakness of the security provisions of current wireless technologies, unless someone's fixed them and I haven't heard about it, you can't put up a wireless node without expecting someone to crack into it no matter how hard you secure it, at which point someone is capable of all the things the law is banning. If you know that wireless is insecure and you put up a node anyhow, you are in violation of this law. On the other hand, if you didn't know it, you aren't.

    NAT isn't really being banned unless you're NAT'ing a whole lot of computers. I have three computers behind my NAT firewall, but as far as the law is concerned, my ISP is perfectly capable of telling which packets came from me, even if they couldn't pinpoint the computer. That's all the law (should) really care about. If you had a lot of computers, like NAT'ing a whole university lab or an entire relatively large institution, you might make a case that the person of origin is obscured, but generally you shouldn't be NAT'ing things that large anyhow.

    Similarly for VPN... you have packets coming from your current computer and packets from your VPN'ed computer, but both are clearly identified so at least in VPN's most common use case there's no obscuring of location going on. On the other hand, if you're aware that your VPN software has insecurities, you're in violation of this law. If you install PCAnywhere in the old default of "no password", you're up for 4 years and $2,000.

    I'm very tempted to forward this information to the Comp. Sci. Chairman at MSU where I'm a grad student, since they run wireless nodes, both on the theory that they have lawyers that might be able to sort this out, and the theory that the local legislature is more likely to listen to them then me directly if they have to go there.

    1. Re:mostly agree, also wireless by jcast · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good, but remember that when the DMCA went to court, it was the most rediculous interpretation that was upheld. I wouldn't count on anything being different this time.

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    2. Re:mostly agree, also wireless by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1
      I'm going to quote back your highlighted bit with an added emphasis of my own:
      knowing or having reason to know that the devices are intended to be used to do any of the following

      The way I read this is -- Using a service, however insecure, isn't against this law. Creating or using a device whose sole purpose (that is, intent) is to hack into a service you haven't paid for, or will allow other people to use a service they haven't paid for IS against this law.

      That is not the intent of wireless nodes, therefore, it is NOT against the law.

      To put it another way, using a key on a lock (no matter how simple or insecure the lock is) is not illegal, but a lockpick kit IS.

      Just as it should be.
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    3. Re:mostly agree, also wireless by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Objects don't have intents.

      And the problem is that this is a matter of how you read it; a lawyer could certainly go for my interpretation, and that's all that would matter to you for the duration of the trial...

      To put it another way,

      Please don't. Wireless nodes aren't locks, and hackers aren't using lockpicks.

    4. Re:mostly agree, also wireless by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1
      Objects don't have intents.

      That's the silliest thing I've ever heard. Of COURSE objects have intents.

      Even Webster agrees with me on that one.
      INTENT suggests clearer formulation or greater deliberateness [the clear intent of the statute].

      If Webster thinks that a statute (an object) can have an intent, I think that an illegal cable box can have an intent (that is, to steal cable).

      They can also have:
      synonyms INTENTION, PURPOSE, DESIGN, AIM, END, OBJECT, OBJECTIVE, GOAL

      If you say that objects don't have a purpose, I think you have bigger issues than if I use an analogy! (It wasn't a metaphor -- you should really learn the difference.)
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  98. Its all about privacy and money by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    This only serves to generate more money and taxes for actions that are really NO issue at all, as many will point out. But remember 2 accounts generate more $ and tax dollars then 1.

    You pay for bandwidth today, what you do with it is up to you. That is today, tomorrow that will not be the case, it will be a far different arrangement.

    It also makes it easier to monitor your actions, as encryption wont be on the approved list, and with no NAT's, there will be no 'multiplexing', where every ip = one pc.... encrypted data will stand out like a sore thumb..

    Its all a matter of control of the populace.. and sucking us dry of capital.

    Techincally can they stop it? Donno.. but if you get caught cheating, you get to spend time in federal prison...

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  99. There are laws that enslave men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And laws that set men free." - Sean Connery as King Arther

    Seems like our $hitty government seems to be passing more and more of the first kind, to enslave us to the Corporations.

  100. I assume... by slittle · · Score: 1, Troll

    they are referring to things like P2P/freenet, where the network's inherent replication of the 'service' (ie. your MP3s, DivXs and goat pr0n) means each node only knows of it's immediate peers, not the true source and destination.

    Basically, The Man{Tm} considers P2P a greater/more likely threat (and more able to get it banned without Free Speech advocates going apeshit) to his control of us plebs than strong encryption. Encryption hides the content but not the source/destination, P2P hides the source/destination but not the content. One without the other makes life much more difficult for law enforcement. People have demonstrated they will not use encryption in day-to-day life (thereby making encrypted traffic special), but use P2P daily without a second thought.

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  101. Refugee camps on Ohio border by Teun · · Score: 1
    After the recent changes in legislation in Michigan the refugee camp on the Ohio border is filling up with Geeks and IT profesionals from Michigan fearing prosecution for running VPN's

    Tensions in the camp are rising after an influx of people having been involved in gross lewdness and lascivious behaviour, something claimed to be alien to the Geeks.

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  102. I said it before... by Borealis · · Score: 1

    And I'll say it again. The first thing that somebody with the know how needs to do is scan all the networks that the politicians are running. Then report the ones in violation of the law to the authorities and see how long the law lasts. For that matter, don't just stop at the authorities, find out what the Federal agencies and DoD contractors are using, and report them too. Is the state going to take the Federal government to task? The DoD? If they do then the law is toast, if they don't then evidence that the law is applied selectively will spell it's doom just as nicely.

    For that matter, engage in some civil disobedience. Get some of the more prominent geeks in the area to do a "VPN Day" in protest. No reason to take that shit quietly.

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  103. The original section... by JWhitlock · · Score: 1
    Any man or woman, not being married to each other, who lewdly and lasciviously associates and cohabits together, and any man or woman, married or unmarried, who is guilty of open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior, is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than 1 year, or a fine of not more than $1,000.00. No prosecution shall be commenced under this section after 1 year from the time of committing the offense.
    The original law isn't much different , but has a smaller fine.
    Any man or woman, not being married to each other, who shall lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, and any man or woman, married or unmarried, who shall be guilty of open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, punishable by imprisonment in the county jail not more than 1 year, or by fine of not more than $500.00. No prosecution shall be commenced under this section after 1 year from the time of committing the offense.
    I guess the original "shalls" sounded too biblical...
  104. Re:The original section (working link) by JWhitlock · · Score: 1

    Oops - the link should be this instead. Damn spastic posting finger...

  105. Can't afford to not be concerned by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You, and the rest of [the readers I respect here], need to do better than highlighting some piece of legislation to make your point. It is plainly obvious to me that NAT, VPN, SSL, SSH, HTTP proxies or any of the other mechanisms you folks claim will be made illegal by this law are simply not. But have your fun. It's what you're all about...

    Once the DMCA passed it became obvious that law makers actually ARE perpetrating the insane. Rights are destroyed when people hear about it happening and just hit the snooze button. It's happening right now.

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    1. Re:Can't afford to not be concerned by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      What exactly does the DMCA limit your right to do? Your right to rip CDs? Listen I think the DMCA is stupid too but I don't think it has anything to do with your "rights", either that or you and I have a very different view of what rights are.

  106. Re:Also with effect 31 March... (unconstitutional) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would guess that this has been planted into the document, or retained in the document so that one could get then entire law revoked based on unconstitutionality.

    life, liberty, and the persuit of hapiness? seems like 750.335 is risking that.

  107. Appropriate Ayn Rand quote by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.

    Thus, making everyone subject to blackmail by the state--"obey our every command, or we'll find something bad you've done and punish you. Bow before Zod!"

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    1. Re:Appropriate Ayn Rand quote by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shit, man, I'm 23 and have no criminal record, but I had no trouble thinking up 4 'felonies' that I've committed.

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    2. Re:Appropriate Ayn Rand quote by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Admission of crime. Please report to your local police station for incarceration.

  108. new slashdot "Form Error" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This form has been used already 10 minutes ago. You can not use a form and hit the back button to use it again. Chances are, you're behind a firewall or proxy. If the problem persists you will be tried and convicted in the state of Michigan for violation of state legislation.

  109. Not THAT Free State! by simpl3x · · Score: 1

    they want a libertarian state. it'll just be a bunch of guys!

  110. What about content regulation/restriction by Mr.+Haplo · · Score: 1

    Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I wonder about this piece of the legislation:

    (c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.

    If I read this correctly, doesn't it imply that an ISP could get you in trouble for viewing content that they consider unsuitable, thus without their "express authority or actual consent"? For example, if you're highly politically motivated, and view websites that your ISP considers inappropriate, they could have you arrested.

    Welcome to the United States of Thought Control.

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    1. Re:What about content regulation/restriction by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Doesn't pretty much every ISP include, in their terms of service, a disclaimer that they take no responsibility in any way for any data travelling over their network?

      That could easily be interpreted as giving up their rights to deny permission, as it's not their permission to give, after they state that.

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  111. Uhh... YOU need to read the Bill... by JohnDenver · · Score: 3, Informative

    I hope when you decide to become a lawyer that you'll do more for your client than skim the legislation and hope for the best, because your research skills SUCK.

    Note the following line in the ammendment.

    (b) "Telecommunications access device" shall have the same meaning as in section 219a.

    Here's the URL for Section 219a.
    Section 219a

    (b) "Telecommunications access device" means any of the following:

    (i) Any instrument, device, card, plate, code, telephone number, account number, personal identification number, electronic serial number, mobile identification number, counterfeit number, or financial transaction device as defined in section 157m that alone or with another device can acquire, transmit, intercept, provide, receive, use, or otherwise facilitate the use, acquisition, interception, provision, reception, and transmission of any telecommunications service.

    (ii) Any type of instrument, device, machine, equipment, technology, or software that facilitates telecommunications or which is capable of transmitting, acquiring, intercepting, decrypting, or receiving any telephonic, electronic, data, internet access, audio, video, microwave, or radio transmissions, signals, telecommunications, or services, including the receipt, acquisition, interception, transmission, retransmission, or decryption of all telecommunications, transmissions, signals, or services provided by or through any cable television, fiber optic, telephone, satellite, microwave, data transmission, radio, internet based or wireless distribution network, system, or facility, or any part, accessory, or component, including any computer circuit, security module, smart card, software, computer chip, pager, cellular telephone, personal communications device, transponder, receiver, modem, electronic mechanism or other component, accessory, or part of any other device that is capable of facilitating the interception, transmission, retransmission, decryption, acquisition, or reception of any telecommunications, transmissions, signals, or services.

    Note that telephone numbers, PINs, and account numbers are considered telecommunication access devices. ...AND YOU DON'T THINK THESE BROAD DEFINITIONS DON'T INCLUDE MODEMS AND ROUTERS THAT HAVE NAT???

    What color is the sky in your world?


    BTW, This has nothing to do with being anti-George Bush, anti-corporation, anti-war, or anti-republican. This is about EVERYDAY corruption that's been happening in this and EVERY OTHER country since the dawn of civilization that infects EVERY political party.

    Grow up and stop being naive.

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  112. Mod parent up! by 87C751 · · Score: 1
    A Police State needs for everyone to be a criminal on paper, to have that potential,to be able to use that against them.
    You have hit the nail quite precisely. It's a fairly intelligent land grab, you have to admit. They waited until NAT and such were widely deployed and accepted parts of the infrastructure before dropping the other shoe. I wonder if there's a terrorism modifier in the sentencing chain?
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  113. Uh oh...bring on the pr0n in school by jcdick1 · · Score: 1

    I guess they really want my kid and the kids at my neice's school to get into the pr0n. We use both use SquidGuard to keep them out of the nasty stuff.

    And we most certainly have more machines than the five IP addresses we got with the business DSL account.

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  114. EFF, here's my money. by smagruder · · Score: 1

    Straw. Camel's back.

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  115. liberty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the land of the free ... ROTFL - wait til MS MindReader1.0 gets out .

  116. all states have flawed government by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 1

    Everybody stop and THINK for a minute. All states are part of a bigger government. We need to find a small central/south American country or island that is in financial ruin, shouldn't be hard. Once a country is in consideration we need to speak to the government and see what they are willing to do to assist us in creating a successful technology park. They would need to grant us lifetime rights to block of land with stable power and telecom. They would need to offer bilingual people to translate and teach spanish. We would need to bring in business that would employ local people at a true living wage, and pay taxes of our true income at an acceptable percentage. We get to live our geekly lives in paradise, their government gets a nice boost to their GNP, everybody wins!

    1. Re:all states have flawed government by sir99 · · Score: 1
      You want to live in The Peoples' Technocratic Republic of Vinnland? Cool.

      [ObSlashdot: Where the hell's the reply link when not logged in? Damn slashdot fascists ;)]

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    2. Re:all states have flawed government by Hentai · · Score: 1

      And then they would need to promise never to take that park over and nationalize it when it became convenient to, and promise that they weren't crossing their fingers behind their back when they made that promise, and promise that anyone who replaces them in a bloody junta will honor that same agreement.

      You want your own country? You're going to need to defend it. Viciously. With bigger guns than the other side can EVER hope to bring to bear against you.

      That means being a military power. If you become a military power big enough to challenge your neighbors, and the USA doesn't like what you're doing with it, they WILL fuck you over but good - just look at Afghanistan, Iraq, the Balkans, or Cuba.

      For menschen like us, there is nowhere free on this planet, buddy. Sorry.

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  117. Freedom by alexo · · Score: 1

    > The United States is not the freedom loving country that alot of people take us for. We jail a higher percentage of our population than any other country. Including China, Iraq, Iran, or North Korea.

    Link please.

    1. Re:Freedom by acarey · · Score: 1

      Sure. See page15 of the following document:

      http://216.239.57.100/search?q=cache:QtQ4ibDrm_sC: www.heuni.fi/uploads/6mq2zlwaaw3ut.pdf+world+wide+ population+prison+percentage+statistics&hl=en&ie=U TF-8

      As at 2000.

      The only country that had a higher prison population percentage at that time was Russia.

      I didn't search for more recent studies, but it is possible that the USA's percentage has climbed even higher in recent years; even as at year 2000, there wasn't much growth required in USA figures for USA to overtake Russia.

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  118. Firewall/VPN...prove it... by fedaykin42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, unless I'm missing something here (and I could be), how are they going to prove someone is using a VPN or firewall? The VPN should look like normal IP traffic between 2 machines. Same thing with the firewall. While you could interpret the proposed (or approved in MI's case) law as making these illegal, if they are setup correctly it should be undetectable. From the ISP's point of view, all traffic from that subscriber is coming from the firewall and they can't detect the protected machines.

    It's funny...I went back and read the service agreement for my ISP and while it prohibits creating a LAN with "un-approved" equipment, it also states that it is the subscriber's responsiblity to secure the machines he/she places on the network. So, a firewall used to shield the subscriber from the ton of port scans received daily, but really shouldn't be there because the subscriber has 3 machines on the LAN? Seems like a paradox to me and pretty much impossible to prove. Not that it makes the law, written as it is, good or valid.

  119. Re:Uhh... YOU need to read the Bill... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    (b) "Telecommunications access device" shall have the same meaning as in section 219a.

    Boy, you really have a problem reading and understanding basic english, don't you. Pay attention now:

    There is a BIG difference between "unlawful telecommunications device", to which part (1) of this ammendment refers to, and "telecommunications device"

    The fact is that this law applies to "unlawful telecommunication devices" NOT "telecommunication access devices". READ THE BILL!!!!

    The FACTS are

    a. that this does NOT apply to devices such as routes, firewalls, or use of VPN or NAT technologies, and

    b. you are the most insultingly stupid correspondent I have ever had the misfortune to meet on slashdot.

  120. Does this even apply to consumers? by eyeball · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (1) A person shall not assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise an unlawful telecommunications access device or assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise a telecommunications device intending to use those devices or to allow the devices to be used to do any of the following or knowing or having reason to know that the devices are intended to be used to do any of the following:


    Umm, doesn't this apply to the company manufacturing NAT and similar devices, rather than common citizens? If that's the case, Michigan would need to drag Linksys, Cisco, CompUSA, Circuit City, and about 10,000 other manufacturers and distributors into court.

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    1. Re:Does this even apply to consumers? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      The key phrase in this is "unlawful telecommunications access device". If you look up the definition of this phrase you will find that it is something like a hacked or cloned cell phone.

      This law has nothing to do with VPN, NAT, routers or firewalls, despite the highly inflammatory and misleading article.

    2. Re:Does this even apply to consumers? by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

      One word:

      possess

      I didn't catch it right away either. Don't you hate legalese? ... I'm still trying to determine whether this *really* applies to NATs or not... this stuff is so hard to read :P

      But yeah it definately would apply to the manufacturers, too.

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    3. Re:Does this even apply to consumers? by eyeball · · Score: 1

      ...despite the highly inflammatory and misleading article.

      Highly inflamitory and Misleading? On Slashdot? That's heresy! :)

      Hey, at least they learn from mass media news outlets: scare the crap out of people to keep their attention.

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    4. Re:Does this even apply to consumers? by eyeball · · Score: 1

      possess

      holy shit, I did miss that.

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  121. Get real. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    So then the phone on your desk at your company would be illegal too... because to the outside world, because your extension doesn't show up on caller-ID? THe PBX effectively performs a feature similar to NAT in the IP world.

    Concealing the origin of a telecommunication service.. we need to look up the legal definition of "ORIGIN" as related to similar telecommunications laws.

    I would think concealin the origin would be things such as telephone diverters (bridging two phone lines somewhere to hide your real location), hacking some network to hide where you really are, etcetera.

    Then again, it's extremely big-brotherish to DEMAND that every conversation has to be recorded.

    Soon we'll have to use networks of real people whispering to each other so that they can't pass laws about it.

  122. Rotary phones (OT) by schon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wonder how many people here have ever even seen a rotary dial

    Interesting note - I read a newspaper article a couple of years ago about a high school that put a rotary phone in the office, to prevent students from using the phone to call out..

    Apparently they had no idea how to use one.

    1. Re:Rotary phones (OT) by heptapod · · Score: 1

      My father's business used to have a rotary phone with a lock that went through the fingerhole making it impossible to dial. I hope that's how they kept kids from making outbound calls because kids today would have to be remarkably stupid not to realize spinning a dial would be akin to pressing a button. Smacks of the apocryphal story I heard about an engineer weeping at Bell Labs in Murray Hill because he didn't know how to change a lightbulb.
      For you kids out there, you can make calls on a telephone if it doesn't have a dial or a touchpad (or if they're disabled) by simply treating the hang-up mechanism like a telegraph. It takes a bit longer and there's a chance all the rattling will draw attention but it is possible.

    2. Re:Rotary phones (OT) by Reziac · · Score: 1

      LOL!! Yeah, I've heard of kids who had no idea what those old phones ARE, let alone how to use 'em. Good trick on the HS's part. :)

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    3. Re:Rotary phones (OT) by Cramer · · Score: 1

      People are stupid, but they aren't that f***ing dumb.

    4. Re:Rotary phones (OT) by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      The head guy at the place where I work has one phone in his house, and it's a rotary phone. Sometimes his children's friends come over just to see the old phone, and I guess he gets a good laugh out of people not knowing how to use it.

      Personally, I used a rotary phone (in a different town) up to about 7 or 8 years ago. It was fine except when dialing long numbers and screwing up on one of the last few digits... :)

  123. Not going to happen by AirLace · · Score: 1

    I gather the vast majority of students in the United States are more concerned about whether to buy Britney or Aguilera, what to wear for the party next weekend and perhaps, at a push, their education. Really, the number of people who understand the implications of a law like this is very low, even amongst so-called computer literate people.

    Even computer science students have little awareness of the social aspects of computing these days. Courses tend to concentrate on "practical" aspects of computing like how to write Web apps in the latest edition of Microsoft Visual Studio .NET. They leave college after three years with little more actual understanding than when they signed up for the course.

    Basically, nobody is handing themselves into the police because noone understands or cares. A sorry situation, but there you have it. There may be a valid way for the Americans to stop these laws from proliferating, but your suggestion will never work.

  124. Does This Make Windows A Circumvention Device? by istartedi · · Score: 1

    I've never used VPN, but IIRC, doesn't Windows 98 and later have VPN support built in? I know it has modem sharing built in, so does this make your Windows CD a circumvention device? Personally, if all the lawyers want to go off and circle jerk themselves into oblivion over this, that's fine by me. Those of us who produce useful work will just have to change our addresses every 6 months like work-at-home envelope-stuffing scammers.

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  125. Yeah, can't you see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the interest group that put Bush into office is the greatest defender of democracy by preventing a thorough vote count during the closest presidential election in history?

    Or that this same group honors every American's citizens' right to privacy by urging the writing of laws to allowing them to be spied upon?

    Or that it supports capitalism by protecting scum like Kenneth Lay and quietly reducing punishment for other criminals who pretend to be businessmen-capitalists but who are in reality only conartists?

    Come on, dude.
    The election of Bush to the presidency was the best thing that's happened to humanity since.... since...

    The invention of The Stairmaster!

    1. Re:Yeah, can't you see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If two or three thousand seniors in Florida had not been confused by the ballot Al Gore would have won the election. They made a mistake and Gore lost. They did a recount and Gore still lost. The initial election and initial re-count are the valid election results. By suing and counter suing both parties are responsible for weakening our electoral process. Thought I believe the will of the people may have been to elect Gore we can not base our government on suspicions and guesses but must base it on the unbiased results of a machine count.

      If your passion were true you would be attempting to correct the electoral process rather than still crying because your lawyers lost the case. The unvarnished hatred for Bush does not help your cause.

  126. Yes. A perfect example of this in action is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    the manner in which lying about getting a blowjob was declared to be a "high crime". Clinton was/is obviously on somebody's shitlist.

    "One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws."

    They must have some juicy personal details to use to threaten Tony Blair...

    1. Re:Yes. A perfect example of this in action is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the manner in which lying about getting a blowjob was declared to be a "high crime". Clinton was/is obviously on somebody's shitlist.

      *cough* Getting a blowjob wasn't and isn't a "high crime". Lying about it under oath in a court of law is.

    2. Re:Yes. A perfect example of this in action is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But should it be?

      Would YOU tell the truth to the world, your friends, your extended family?

  127. What are the makers of VPN saying by MasterMynd · · Score: 1

    This type of legislation is of course cutting into their bottom line. Linksys (who makes pretty good resedential Router, VPN, Firewall boxes) was just aquired by Cisco and I'm sure that Cisco would like to expand their presance into the residential market.

  128. its all about TiVO by imsmith · · Score: 1

    It seems pretty evident that this law wasn't written by datacomm interests, it was written by telecom interests - namely the satellite and cable tv industry. Look at the gist of this in the context of digital satellite and cable, and you'll stop worrying about your home IP networks and start worrying about your TiVO.

    Obviously that won't stop a zealot from trying to use it to prosecute you for having a Linksys Cable/DSL router, but I think the money to buy this silly law came from the studios and the distributors of TV shows, not the (re)issuers of IP addresses, IPSs and GSPs.

  129. It's unenforceable... by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As I read it, and as others have pointed out, the new law makes an instant criminal out of (probably) 95%+ of the DSL and cable DSU users in the affected state. Anyone who uses a NAT-capable device (myself included) could be in a most uncomfortable position due to crap like this.

    That's the bad news. The good news is that, given the sheer volume of people that already have NAT-type hookups, I don't see how this can possibly be effectively enforced. Even if the affected states try to make an example out of a few folks, it'll probably get appealed until doomsday.

    I predict widespread 'civil disobedience' at first, followed by an effective court challenge that will overturn such legislative lunacy.

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    1. Re:It's unenforceable... by minard · · Score: 1

      It will be very interesting to see how network equipment manufacturers respond to this, since the wording of the act (which looks very much like that in the TX bill) makes selling, importing into the state, etc etc illegal. So it's not just the end users that are targeted (difficult to find) but the manufacturers.

  130. As by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

    As my NWN Dwarf says, "To your weapons!" ...Not that a wireless keyboard for a shield and a stun-enabled screwdriver (w/ all the capaciters on my TigerMP board) is really going to hold them off, though.

  131. Remote Desktop also? by pherris · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that Remote Desktop (single user with WinXP Pro or mutliple users with W2k Server) would also be illegal?

    Say a company has their head office in MI, remote offices in other states, uses MS Terminal Services and their users remotely access servers outside of said company's network wouldn't this violate the law?

    Or if someone at work uses an RDP client to connect to his WinXP Pro box at home and checks his email [remotely] wouldn't this also violate the law?

    My company would be royally screwed by this.

    pherris

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  132. Michigan First With A Law That Could Outlaw VPNs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If NAT is illegal, the ISPs would need to provide many, many more ip addresses than are currently available. The law would effectively shut down commercial Internet traffic in Michigan untill the whole state converted to IPV6.

  133. Ever looked at the tax code.... by RTMFD · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure most American citizens are in violation of the Federal Tax Code in some way or another. I think about everyone becomes a criminal or perjures himself when he signs next to the X on his tax forms :) So what's the big deal with violating this (obviously unenforceable) law?

  134. no one comments that the NYT link is not there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has no one read this article? Come on folks.

  135. Anti WiFi? by SiliconEntity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Security expert Steve Bellovin writes that he thinks this bill is intended by ISPs to fight off WiFi hotspots.

    There has been a controversy in the WiFi arena about whether commercial WiFi services will take off or whether free access via "warchalking" etc is going to make it impossible to make a profit from commercial wireless access. Mostly it is the ISPs who are operating these commercial services (in partnerships with some national companies that set up the technology). And these same ISPs have anti-sharing clauses in their end-user contracts that are widely ignored.

    This Michigan law, like the others that have been proposed, would make it arguably illegal to operate a free, public wireless access point without permission from your ISP. And if your ISP is trying to sell commercial wireless that you'd be competing with, you certainly won't get permission.

    This law puts teeth in that prohibition. It could doom free wireless. A very big deal indeed.

  136. Has anyone noticed some/all of this? by Brutus+(moo) · · Score: 1

    1. One day after this law comes in, it's you.know.what day. 2. That website is not government owned as far as i can tell, and thus it is possible that it is all a joke (see above :P) 3. Even if this is not a joke, it will probably be dropped in a few days. 4. And even if not, IE/Windows is still legal, the law says that doing all of that stuff is illegal, however it does not ban anything that potentially can do that.

  137. What about VPN connections through backbones? by tstoneman · · Score: 1

    What if you are making a VPN connection from different states, and it travels through a backbone that physically resides in these states? Is this a crime as well???!?!?

  138. Re:Uhh... YOU need to read the Bill... by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

    The fact is that this law applies to "unlawful telecommunication devices" NOT "telecommunication access devices". READ THE BILL!!!!

    Maybe you should RE-read, before you're so hasty to flame:

    A person shall not assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise an unlawful telecommunications access device or assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise a telecommunications device intending to use those devices or to allow the devices to be used to do any of the following or knowing or having reason to know that the devices are intended to be used to do any of the following:

    I'm still trying to determine if using a NAT applies under this definition of "telecommuncations device" ... and under their definition of "place" when they say "Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination"...

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  139. To quote John F. Hickory by bhsx · · Score: 1

    We're gonna build ourselves a river...

    "Here, we digust morality" Maurice Chaves

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  140. What is the definition of "place"? by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

    Seriously... what do they mean by "place"?

    This is the problem with legalese... there's always key terms that they don't seem to bother defining.

    If place means "approximate physical location" then NAT'ing your home is fine. But sharing wifi with your neighbors may not be.

    If place means "specific computer that originated the data" -- well, then NAT might be in trouble. But come to think of it, doesn't that seem like an odd definition of "place"?

    For example, when I use a cell phone, do you say the place of origin of my call is the cell phone, or the actual location i'm in when I make the call?

    The problem is -- a good lawyer could argue either way. The law is, at best, AMBIGUOUS. The lawmakers don't specify what their intention was in the clause ... they just lay the clause out there and seemingly hope for the best. We don't know what's illegal, until a judge comes along in a big court case and sets some precident. That's a big problem, in my book, sorta like ex-post-facto -- "we'll tell you what's illegal as soon as someone does it."

    This clause shouldn't be allowed to stand as it is.

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    1. Re:What is the definition of "place"? by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      you could actually bother to read the section containing this new clause and find the applicable legal definition of "location" very easily...

    2. Re:What is the definition of "place"? by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      oh, and as to your sig... as long as the first sentence only WAS false then both sentences can be true. Now, if both of them said "is" then it would be a paradox.

    3. Re:What is the definition of "place"? by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

      I did read the section, and the sections it references. Where exactly is this legal definition of "location"? And why is it applicable to "place" as well?

      The logic in my sig is assumed to be temporally invariant.

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    4. Re:What is the definition of "place"? by Teknogeek · · Score: 1

      Which is why it will fail in court. Better laws than this have failed due to ambiguity and potential overbreadth.

      A bill written that badly is all but guaranteed to fail in the courts.

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  141. I don't think so... by TopShelf · · Score: 1
    This is from section 219a:

    '"Telecommunications device" means any instrument, equipment, machine, or device that facilitates telecommunications. Telecommunications device includes, but is not limited to, a computer, computer chip or circuit, telephone, cellular telephone, pager, personal communications device, transponder, receiver, radio, modem, or device that enables use of a modem. '

    I don't see email headers as falling under this definition, which smacks more of hardware than software...

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  142. Has anyone thought about this... by ewhenn · · Score: 1

    Lots or routers, etc, have an option to spoof a MAC address. So you spoff the MAC so it looks like a NIC, not a router etc. Maybe I am missing something, but seems like that would work.

  143. Big Three Auto Companies now criminal by -tji · · Score: 1

    Several years ago, the "Big Three" US auto makers, Ford, GM, and Chrysler, began promoting their idea of the Automotive Network eXchange (ANX), to cut costs of communications. See http://www.anx.com/ for more info.

    The idea is to eliminate expensive leased lines, by aggregating all traffic onto internet connections using IPSec. The ANX was one of the big drivers IPSec's adoption as the VPN standard.

    The ANX will eventually connect 10,000+ automotive supplier companies. Many of these 10,000 are also in Michigan, but the extend all over the world.

    Outside of this project, you'll find VPN projects in a high percentage of corporations around the world. The cost savings of using cheap/ubiquitous Internet connections is very compelling. Using VPN's is the only way these companies can do it securely.. this is not going away. I would love for the legislators to persist in these plans, and see how fast they get bitch slapped, setting a cautionary example for future efforts.

  144. Hardware Firewall? by Beatnick · · Score: 1

    I use a hardware firewall and occasionally tack
    in my laptop from time to time. Sensitive
    data from work is STRICTLY not allowed on
    outside PCs. We are allowed to VPN from home
    on the laptops. Should the company I work for
    consider paying for the extra connection the
    new law will impose?

  145. Schools? by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    On top of that, there's a slew of places that you cannot take one into. Namely schools (where they're probably needed most)

    Cthulhu! What kind of schools do you have in Michigan?

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    1. Re:Schools? by phreak03 · · Score: 1

      I live in Texas, (we don't have school shootings, too many teachers would return fire) but school administrator knows that i carry 3 knifes of varying size on me at all times, and knows that if something gets violent it will be students like me, not the cops that will be the first to put it down. everyone who carries a gun/knife isn't a nut, just someone prepared to take down the nuts :P

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    2. Re:Schools? by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      I live in Ontario. School administrators know that we won't get violent.:)

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    3. Re:Schools? by pi_rules · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You didn't happen to miss the myriad of shootings that happened over the past few years, did you? A disgruntled student knows when taking a firearm into school that there is a 100% guarantee that nobody else in that building has access to a firearm. It's like shooting fish in a barrel!

      Let a few teachers pack a gun under their shirt, or on their ankle. We're talking about college educated people who have decided to pick a career to help children rise to their full potential here, not Joe Blow off the street. School's a friggen danger zone. Some nut job wants to pop a few children in the head, where's he gonna go? A school! You're guaranteed to have to wait for the police to get there before you can get taken down. You'd have time to reload your pistol over and over again as you mowed them all down.

      I think we should allow guns in school for the safety of the children. Personally, any gun-free zone is a horribly unsafe place if you ask me. If you disagree I suggest you slap a sign in your front yard saying, "This is a gun free zone!". If any would-be criminals are casing for a place to rob, or murder, it's probably going to be yours.

      Think about the children!

    4. Re:Schools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only we'd let the passengers on the 9/11 flights carry concealed weapons, the terrorists could have been stopped in their tracks.

    5. Re:Schools? by Destoo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that college educated people who have decided to pick a career to help children rise to their full potential are not immune to that stuff.

      Let me quote what happened in 92 at Concordia University, Montreal.

      Concordia Shootings
      Concordia University is rocked when Dr. Valeri Fabrikant opens fire at the Mechanical Engineering department, killing four faculty colleagues and a secretary.

      and

      (page 2)
      "In August 1992, after twelve years of bullying tactics, harassment and physical threats against colleagues and administrators, Dr. Valeri Fabrikant of the Mechanical Engineering dpartment killed four faculty colleagues and a secretary at Concordia University."

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    6. Re:Schools? by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      There's nothing worse than an edeologue (except for an ideologue with a gun, that is).

      You've conveniently forgotten that most gunshot wounds are inflicted on people who are already carrying a gun. It's an established fact that carrying a gun only increases the risk of getting hurt or killed in a firearms incident.

      Which reveals everything you said to be complete hogwash.

      Carrying a gun might make you *feel* safe, but it can also encourage you to feel overconfident and get you into more trouble than you'd really like.

    7. Re:Schools? by rocca · · Score: 1

      Oh my good fucking grief -- teachers with guns, what next? Better arm the priests too, heavens knows they don't have guns so church is the most dangerous place to be because anyone with a gun could come in, right?!?! I can't believe the gun-mentality. Take a look at England, few guns, not a lot of shootings. United States, 50% gun population, highest gun-death rate in the world. Correlation? No, couldn't be. You want to get rid of shootings, make guns illegal -- life imprisonment for POSSESSION of a firearm. Simple. And don't give me some 1800's shit about citizen rights -- protecting yall heer range, suuuiiiie -- where is my right not to get shot by some 8 year old playing with mommys gun?

    8. Re:Schools? by rocca · · Score: 1

      And the plane would have crashed anyways with the three dozen bullet punctures to the craft. Not to mention another hundred or so flights in recent history where someone freaked out and blew a hole in the plane, you know, for the protection of others. Myself, I'll prefer to continue flying on the non-physco-gun-toting-passenger-plane-thank-you-ve ry-much.

    9. Re:Schools? by gordie · · Score: 1

      Not if everyone is using Glaser Safety Slugs, orginally designed to be use by Law Enforcement IN Aircraft. Glaser Safety Slug -- Aircraft and Airport Security

    10. Re:Schools? by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he was licensed and legally allowed to be carrying, right?

      Probably not.

    11. Re:Schools? by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      People like you generally hate factual data, but I'll spit some out anyway:

      England's story

      Gun Death Stats... Please note on this page that Norway has a 32% ownership rate vs the US's 39%. By your calculations they should have nearly the same death rate as the US by firearms (homicides that is) but they're about 1/6th the US.

      Keep trying, you'll find a stat the proves your point someday I guess.

    12. Re:Schools? by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1
      I live in Texas, (we don't have school shootings, too many teachers would return fire) but school administrator knows that i carry 3 knifes of varying size on me at all times, and knows that if something gets violent it will be students like me, not the cops that will be the first to put it down.

      God. Bless. America.

    13. Re:Schools? by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      Schools where I live, Kentucky, have armed police officers assigned to the school. Perhaps this would be better than having teachers, who make 20-30k/year and many generally dislike the stresses involved with the jobs, carry concealed firearms?

    14. Re:Schools? by plaa · · Score: 1

      Dear lord... Armed officers in schools? Reading threads like this makes me feel glad as hell that I live in a sane country (Finland, in my case), where nobody would even dream of arming teachers or putting armed officers (or metal detectors or anything!) in schools. We simply don't have the problem. We can go to school without the hassle, without the extra protection, and without fear of getting shot during the day.

      It's left as an excercise to the reader to wonder why guns aren't a problem here.

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    15. Re:Schools? by rocca · · Score: 1

      Sorry, just Americian's with guns should be illegal then apparently -- everyone else seems to be able to handle them responsibly.

  146. Maybe the end of spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The end of SPAM???

    If
    (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.

    They wouldn't any program which offers to distribute /spam and or hide the origin of spam immediately become criminal. Also, wouldn't it now be illegal for the ISP to not provide you with the origin of the spam? I think there may be a shimmer of a silver lining.

  147. theft of service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    At our dorm, for World cup we put a computer with TV tuner card connected to cable connection and then used it to stream the transmission for people to watch in their rooms... HELL now we'll be criminals

    you already were criminals. that's theft of service


    if your buddies want cable, they pay for it, you don't just rebroadcast it to save everyone some money. that's plain illegal.


    why is that so hard to understand?

  148. Cable TV by NetGyver · · Score: 1

    Don't forget about the cable co's practices a while back either. They charged for every tv you had in your house as well. Cable splitters were the rage then, as you could share the same signal to multiple TVs. In the end, they don't really care anymore.

    Nowadays with digital cable, it's like they're purposely trying to turn the clock back agian. You want digital cable in the second room? You need a second cable box now. To be honest,(I have adelphia)I'm not sure what their policy is for having an unauthorized (as in, hey we didn't give you that to use!) cable box for use in another room is.

    I guess i could go out and purchase another motorola box for my bedroom, but i'm a bit wary of doing that. I know they can practically ping the "authorized" box in the livingroom, so i'm sure if i hooked up a second box that I bought, they'd spot that and send me a nasty letter or something. This is all in theory anyway, any info about this would be appreciated. :)

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    1. Re:Cable TV by pyrote · · Score: 1

      won't work. they need to enable it. the whole reason they like cable so much is:
      1. they can cram 30 channels into one compressed stream on a channel (and drastically kill the quality, bull crap it offers better sound. I have yet to see a SPDIF out on a box that's enabled).
      2. they have instant control over what you are allowed to watch on what. (dont pay your bill and wait for it to go off... then call them, pay with a credit card and see it spring to life with a auto box re-boot) it used to be that they had to send out a tech to un-plug you.

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    2. Re:Cable TV by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      you can get your own cable box. they're not illegial to own. cable companies don't like it when you do, and they'll pull all kinds of garbage to tell you you can't have it. most descramblers (cable boxes ) are dumb and can't avoid decoding the premium services. also, most (if not all) consumer available cable boxes are still analog.

      the cable company can know if you have a second or third digital cable box in your house. the digital boxes are two way boxes that talk back and forth. that's how you can use your remote control to authorize ppv or video on demand movies.

      if you have a second or third analog box, it's fairly hard for them to tell that its on the line. about the most the cable company can do is try to determine how many tv's you have hooked up, even then that's not very reliable.

      i imagine soon there will be a way to "proxy" your digital boxes such that you can get as many in side as you want w/o paying for their monthly rental.

  149. It appears that you are not reading the Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It appears to be specifically designed to target phone phreaking"

    Maybe, but it is nicely written to be very broad and include all sorts of other goodies that the telecoms may not like.
    Re-read it and see this again:
    section 1 starts with "A person shall not... or to allow the devices to be used to do any of the following...."
    So this targets users as well as makers of the device. But here's the kicker that kills VPN. It's in section 1(c)
    "receive, disrupt, decrypt... any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider."

    So it is so broadly written that decryption is not allowed unless your telco provider says so. This includes VPN's and SSL. The latter, your ISP likely will allow, the former only if they choose to. Point is, this gives the ISP and TELCO's all the power to determine what you can do.

    PS IANAL, but shit, just maybe all that reading of the IRS code I've done has seemed to pay off

  150. Newspeak = English: Translation of 750.540c by dh003i · · Score: 4, Informative
    So that normal mortals can understand this cobbled-together snobby elitist English, I've translated it from newspeak to English. It is unfortunate that politicians writing these laws do not see the need to make them understandable to those who need to obey them.

    Devices covered under this bill are devices intended to:

    1. Obtain a telecommunications service without paying for it.
    2. Conceal the existence, origin, or destination of any telecommunications service.
    3. Do anything with a telecommunications service without the consent of the service provider.
    4. Hijack a subscriber's telecom access device without his/her consent.
    5. Counterfeit telecommunications (e.g., cable descramblers).
    6. A fraudulent or deceptive scheme, pretense, method, or conspiracy, or any device or other means; e.g.:
      1. Using a fraudulent identification.
      2. The use of a telecom access device to violate this section by a non-subscriber to exchange anything of value to the subscriber to allow that unlawful use of the telecommunications access device.
    What the bill criminalizes:
    1. The assembly, development, manufacturing, possession, delivering, offer of delivery, or advertisement of the aforementioned devices.
    2. The modification of a device to make it an aforementioned device.
    3. The delivery, offer of delivery, or advertisement of plans, instructions, or materials for the manufacture, assembly, or development of the aforementioned devices.
    Criminal penalties for violating this bill:
    1. Up to 4 years of imprisonment.
    2. A fine of up to $2,000.
    3. Both 1 & 2.
    4. The violator must forfeit the device and receive no compensation.
    5. The violator must pay restitution.
    Important notes:
    1. Violation of this bill is a felony.
    2. Each aforementioned device constitutes a separate violation. In other words, a person may be sentenced an additional 4 years and $2,000 for each aforementioned device (s)he owns.
    3. This bill does not affect amateur services licensed by the FCC.
    Definitions:
    1. Telecommunications (service provider) -- any service lawfully provided for compensation to facilitate the origination, transmission, retransmission, emission, or reception of intelligible information over a telecommunications system
    2. Telecommunications access device -- basically, anything which can access, utilize, manipulate, etc a telecom system.
    3. Telecommunications system -- any system, network, or facility owned or operated by a telecommunications service provider
    Those are all defined in section 219a of Michigan's Penal Code. I went to Michican's home-page, and searched for 219a. Unfortunately, only the proposed wording of the bill was offered, and the final bill's language was not. So I had to go to LexisNexis. What a scam to privitive public information. So, this bill covers internet services, telephone services, TV-services, satellite services, an so on and so forth. Since it covers retransmission, it would criminalize the use of WiFi, creating an anti-social community (as RMS says), where helping your neighbor is frowned upon. Even though you are presumably paying for 24-7 full-time use of your broadband, you aren't permitted to use it 24-7 if that means letting other people access your system and use it. Furthermore, you could get up to 4 years in jail for this. Child molesters sometimes don't get 4 years in jail. Additionally, each subsequent violation (e.g., device owned) would get you an additional 4 years if the judge decided that you were to serve the sentences consecutively. This may also criminalize such things as TiVo, since they effectively re-transmit (time-shifting) programmed scheduling to the user at a later time, removing commercials, and do not have the TSP's approval.
  151. Routing Misconceptions by disputin · · Score: 1

    Certain IP numbers do not route, such as the 10.xxx.xxx.xxx subnet.
    I always love this statement, like somehow 10.x.x.x addresses are unroutable over the Internet. It's not that they are unroutable, it's just that they aren't suppose to be routed. Routers have to be configured to ignore any routing for these subnets. Not everyone does this. Recently (and maybe they still are) ATT was routing 10.x.x.x traffic over their backbone which they sell to other companies. I know this because we weren't blocking 10.x.x.x traffic at our edge like we should have and kept seeing odd IP's showing up in our area. Finally tracked it down to cable modems in New England.

    Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

    1. Re:Routing Misconceptions by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      This is picking nits. Yes, packets to 10.0.0.0/8 and the other RFC 1918 address spaces will be routed, but they won't reach their destination (even without filtering) unless the source happens to be on the same private network as the destination. I think "unroutable" is a fair way to put it.

  152. Article/Editorial illegal use by wstearns · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have an article on illegal activities under this law at: http://www.stearns.org/doc/networking-felony.curre nt.html.

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  153. Big brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought big brother would appear in Soviet Union, but the real thing, its being grown up in the US.

    Don't let your gov play with your rights in the name of security, economics, and that crap. When you realize, you'll have no law left to protect yourself.

  154. I give up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've lost the country.

  155. Every cloud has a silver lining by unitron · · Score: 3, Funny
    "(b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service."

    So if a telemarketer keeps their number from showing up on your CallerID screen you can have them arrested as a terrorist. Cool.

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    1. Re:Every cloud has a silver lining by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      I LIKE it!!

  156. No NAT by j-turkey · · Score: 1
    (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.

    Not only does this make NAT illegal, but it also makes security by obscurity illlegal ;)

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  157. I'm just curious by e_pluribus_funk · · Score: 1

    But how many times has "Die Faterland" come down on you?

    If you take the stuff the average left-wing nutbag protestor does in the United States, and ship them off to Iraq, it would be a matter of minutes before one of Saddam's thugs took him or her, cut out his or her tongue, then shipped him or her off to prison where he or she would be tortured daily until eventually being executed or pardonned, whichever the local prison warden's whims took him.

    People who claim the US is a police state don't have a friggin clue. They get arrested for breaking the window of a Starbucks coffee shop in their little "protest" (read: riot), and they bitch and whine because the food they get served isn't hot or doesn't taste good, the jail bed (that they spend one night in) is uncomfortable, and the policeman stared at them menacingly after they spit in his face and called him a baby killer.

    There was a study that came out recently that documented that many protestors are, by participating in large protests, are essentially attempting to make up for social inadequacies experienced in adolescence. This sounds about right. So what inadequacy are you attempting to rectify Jah-Wren?

    1. Re:I'm just curious by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I guess that inadequacy would be my need to reply to trolls bearing strawmen. Since you clearly belong to the love-it-or-leave-it crowd, all I can say is that you might want to check into a guy named Martin Niemöller.

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    2. Re:I'm just curious by Britt+Wanabe · · Score: 1

      Amen, amen! Reminds me of that stupid bitch Janeane Garofalo on Bill Maher's show this week. She kept complaining that protesters were being arrested and therefore freedom of speech was being violated. Well, DUH, they were illegally blocking streets, vandalising property, of course they were being arrested. Not for protesting or speaking out, but for COMMITTING CRIMES! Stupid, stupid, left wing slut. I'm no hardcore right winger but morons like her make the left look so fucking bad. She said a bunch of other stupid uninformed shit (like calling other people uninformed, pot, kettle black!!!) but I forgot because I couldnt take it and tuned out.

      Anyway, preach on! Dubya may be an idiot, but these protesters are 10 times the morons! And the great thing about this country is they have every right to show their stupidity in all its glory, and we have a kick ass military that will die to protect those rights! Rock On!

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  158. Also applies to LAWFUL Telecommunications Device by JohnDenver · · Score: 1

    Laws are often redundantly written. You'll find that Section 750.540c and 750.219a are not exception.

    If you read the bill a little closer, you'll note that not only does the bill apply to unlawful telecommunications devices, but it ALSO applies to LAWFUL telecommunications devices

    A person shall not assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise an unlawful telecommunications access device OR (assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise a telecommunications device (THAT INCLUDES NAT ROUTERS AND EVEN PIN CODES. )) intending to use those devices or to allow the devices to be used to do any of the following or knowing or having reason to know that the devices are intended to be used to do any of the following:

    From my prior post, we know that a PIN code is considered a telecommunications device. Modems are routers are DEFINITELY fit under the definition. Now, if NAT fits ONE of these sub-paragraphs, then NAT fits the bill...

    (a) Obtain or attempt to obtain a telecommunications service with the intent to avoid or aid or abet or cause another person to avoid any lawful charge for the telecommunications service in violation of section 219a.
    (NAT may technically fall under this because it provides access to more than one computer by avoiding charges However, I'll be nice and not count this one.)

    (b) Conceal the existence or place of origin or destination of any telecommunications service.
    (This is how NAT works, it conceals the existances and origin by proxying a connection... That's #1)


    (c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.
    (Wow... Other than disrupting, decrypting, NAT does all of these other things WITHOUT the express authority of actual consent of the Telco. That's #2 )


    BONUS INFO

    I thought I would copy + paste the definition for an "unlawful telecommunications access device" while we're at it.

    (e) "Unlawful telecommunications access device" means any of the following:

    This one targets subcription violations
    (i) A telecommunications access device that is false, fraudulent, unlawful, not issued to a legitimate telecommunications access device subscriber account, or otherwise invalid or that is expired, suspended, revoked, canceled, or otherwise terminated if notice of the expiration, suspension, revocation, cancellation, or termination has been sent to the telecommunications access device subscriber.

    This targets unauthorized phone use
    (ii) Any phones altered to obtain service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider, a clone telephone, clone microchip, tumbler telephone, tumbler microchip, or wireless scanning device capable of acquiring, intercepting, receiving, or otherwise facilitating the use, acquisition, interception, or receipt of a telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.

    This one looks interesting...
    (iii) Any telecommunications access device that has been manufactured, assembled, altered, designed, modified, programmed, or reprogrammed, alone or in conjunction with another device, so as to be capable of facilitating the disruption, acquisition, interception, receipt, transmission, retransmission, or decryption of a telecommunications service without the actual consent or express authorization of the telecommunications service provider, including, but not limited to, any device, technology, product, service, equipment, computer software, or component or part, primarily (Think: Primary pu

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  159. STOP THIS WAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop this war!!!! The world hates you more each day.

  160. C'mon people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Organize a mass turn-yourself-in day!

    Gov't admins, business admins, K-12 admins... Get your butts to the capitol, plop down on the steps, and see how they try to deal with a couple hundred or thousand lawbreakers at once.

    Bring boxes of Windows and Linksys routers for destruction.

    Organizers: Find a good law firm to handle it ahead of time.

  161. Re:Uhh... YOU need to read the Bill... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    You still don't have it right - look at the wording AGAIN -

    or assemble, develop, manufacture, possess, deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise a telecommunications device intending to use those devices or to allow the

    clearly "those devices" are the unlawful devices, i.e. you aren't allowed to assemble etc. a telecommunications device intending to use unlawful devices as components.

    Once again, this law has nothing to do with VPNs etc.

    Maybe you should RE-read, before you're so hasty to flame

    I wasn't the one to start the flaming.

  162. Re:Uhh... YOU need to read the Bill... by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

    Good point but... Aiiiieeee now my brain's in a knot.

    I think we need to send lawmakers back go grammar class, because it seems to me that "those devices" is ambiguous. Gramatically speaking.

    It still seems to me that the best interpretation of that clause is this:

    - A person shall not assemble, possess, etc etc an unlawful telecommuncations device, or assemble, possess, etc, a (legal?) telecommuncations device, intending to use [either kind of] these devices/allow [either kind of] these devices to be used/or having reason to know that [either kind of] the devices can be used for any of the following:

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but your proposed interpretation is this:

    - A person shall not assemble, possess, etc etc an unlawful telecommuncations device, or assemble, possess, etc, a (legal?) telecommuncations device intending to use those [unlawful] devices [as components] or allow the [unlawful] devices to be used [as components] or having reason to know that the [unlawful] devices are intended to be used [as components] to do any of the following:

    ... I see three major problems with the second interpretation. First, how do you build a *legal* telecommunications device out of unlawful components? Second, it seems odd that posession or sale of a legal device is unlawful if you have knowledge that an unlawful device is intended to be used with it for these specific purposes. Thirdly, this wording doesn't actually connect the use or posession or sale etc of the unlawful devices to the list of "things not to do" in the rest of the section. It'd just be saying that you can't use or sell or possess etc the unlawful devices -- which seems redundant because they're already "unlawful."

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    The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence was false.
  163. Re:Toll Bypass? by davecb · · Score: 1

    I work for an organisation who has offices in different places. I am required as a matter of international corporate policy to use a kind of VPN over the public internet when using the public internet to communicate with work.

    I wonder if I can work in Michigan and communicate with my employer? ... On the face if it, no (;-))

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  164. Re:Also applies to LAWFUL Telecommunications Devic by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Let us examine the item you consider interesting:

    (iii) Any telecommunications access device that has been manufactured, assembled, altered, designed, modified, programmed, or reprogrammed, alone or in conjunction with another device, so as to be capable of facilitating the disruption, acquisition, interception, receipt, transmission, retransmission, or decryption of a telecommunications service without the actual consent or express authorization of the telecommunications service provider.....

    Look at a portion of the text you bolded:

    "facilitating the disruption, acquisition, interception, receipt, transmission, retransmission, or decryption of a telecommunications service without the actual consent..."

    Lets see - a NAT and facilitating unauthorized:

    Transmission
    Reception
    Decryption
    Retransmiss ion
    Acquisition

    Nope. A NAT can't faciliate any unauthorized stuff like this. A NAT is not a network tap, interface, hacked head end or whatever. All a NAT does is address translation.

    And then, later you cited:

    primarily "(Think: Primary purpose of Cable/DSL Modem with NAT) " distributed, sold, designed, assembled, manufactured, modified, programmed, reprogrammed, or used for the purpose of providing the unauthorized receipt

    Now you really are off the deep end again here. A NAT is NOT:

    "primarily distributed, sold ... for the purpose of providing the unauthorized ... of telecommunications service"

    The primary purpose of a NAT is to provide an interface between a public an private network.

    You are wrong, AGAIN. Give it up, you look doubly foolish arguing a lost argument. This law has nothing to do with NATs, VPNs etc.

    And next time, don't start a discussion with ad hominem attacks. You really bring out the worst in people with that sort of approach.

  165. The IETF will get busted... by herbierobinson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is going to make a number of RFC's illegal...

    How entertaining.

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  166. "Rights" by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    What exactly does the DMCA limit your right to do? Your right to rip CDs? Listen I think the DMCA is stupid too but I don't think it has anything to do with your "rights", either that or you and I have a very different view of what rights are.

    To get stuck on what the definition of "rights" is would be to miss two important points:

    • 1) There are things worth fighting for that might not be considered "rights".The DMCA has been instrumental in compromising peoples' abilities to exercise their fair use rights and allowing corporations to artificially restrict competition in ways that were previously impossible. Perhaps the ability to read a book aloud or the ability to sing a nursery rhyme aren't "rights" in some strict academic legal sense, but they are important fundamental modes of human expression that many people believe should not be governable by monied interests.
    • 2) Whatever you consider your rights to be, the twistedness of the DMCA is that it legally codifies the notion that rights can be restricted via technological means. If you love guns and think you have a right to them, well, the DMCA can be used to prevent you from having a gun you can use, even if the parts of the constitution relevant to gun toting remain unchanged and continue to be interpreted in as pro-gun a light as possible. If you think you have a right to privacy, and the courts even agree with you, the DMCA can still be used to do an end run around those legal protections. The point is this: whatEVER you think rights are, the DMCA provides a legal construct in the technological domain that can potentially render those rights moot.
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  167. I can see it now... by Blackice912 · · Score: 1

    "So, what are you in for?"

    "Having five computers behind a NAT."

    "How long?"

    "Life without parole."

  168. You have a hard time understanding specific ideas. by JohnDenver · · Score: 1

    While you're being pedantic, you should note that I didn't claim (atleast not intentionally) NAT performed all of those actions. If I did, then I must have been rushing as I was trying to highlight the kep concepts for your benefit.

    While you claim that NAT "only does address translation", you're technically right, but you're conclusion is also technically useless (a moot point). Let me explain.

    While the NAT technology (a component of a larger system) only provides address translation, a NAT enabled router/modem (the whole system) definitely transmits and retransmits, clearly qualifying for that specific clause, which is designed to be broad.

    Secondly, I didn't claim the primary purpose of NAT (a technology component of many devices) is to provide unauthorized telecommunications service. I SPECIFICALLY said a NAT enabled DSL/Cable modem's (See how I didn't include ALL NAT equipment) purpose is to provide unauthorized telecommunications service (to additional computers).

    This unauthorized used of additional computers is enabled by a NAT enabled modems address translation and retransmission capabilities, not to mention the fact is obscures the origin which is a clear violation of sub-paragraph (ii).

    In other words: This law considers NAT benign, a NAT router benign, but it clearly states that a NAT device specifically designed to provide unauthorized access for additional computer (a NAT enabled modem) is in violation of the law.

    I've already corrected a number of your assertions, which I'm assuming giving your lack of rebuttle you've agreed, so why don't you give me a little consideration for this point? I'm not asking you agree and abandon your critical thinking skills, I'm just asking for your consideration.

    When dealing with legislation (especially legislation), you need to be very careful with the specifics of the language used. It's like a lot like software insofar as a small adjustment in semantics, defintions, clauses, logical precident here and there can affect the outcome dramatically.

    You concluded with:

    And next time, don't start a discussion with ad hominem attacks. You really bring out the worst in people with that sort of approach.


    I can't remember using an ad hominem attack. I asserted your research skills were poor, your interpretation skills obtuse, and probably harshly critisized your other critical thinking skills.

    ...and technically, YOU started the ad hominem attacks when you wrote:
    All this does is make owning or selling phone freaking equipment illegal. It ha nothing to do with George Bush being the second coming of Hitler or any such thing.

    Come to think of it, I probably wouldn't have responded if you hadn't resorted to an ad hominem attack.

    I did intend to make your post look stupid so to make it appear as if I was punishing you. While I understand my "punishment" would probably do nothing to curb your behavior, I hope that my criticism turns your original post into an example of what not to do.

    I never use ad hominem attacks as a substitute for a rational argument. Ad hominem attacks are much more suited for influencing attitudes, not opinions.

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  169. Wait a minute! I live in michigan... by dosh8er · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And if i was not a slashdot reader, I would not know about this law! The typical lets-not-tell-them-so-they-will-be-screwed-when-we -catch-them mentality. Anyway, I thought that this link might be a good place for fellow Michigan slashdotters to look at. Remember the article on counting machines behind a NAT ? Well, at least counter-inteligence would be less likely to suspect you/me/user as a mulit-machine law breaker. I guess I really don't care, now do I? Come and find me if you really care that much!

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  170. It's Soooooo Easy. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Most Michigan businesses (and probably most government offices) use NAT or proxy servers for their internet connections. I believe a zealous prosecutor could interpret proxy servers as hiding the specifics of the computer that is making the requests for connections.

    They will only be breaking the law if they refuse to pay the new NAT fee to the ISP and use the ISP's new complient NAT that tracks the user's every browse and email. Gotchaaa! Carnivore and profit all in one swoop.

    The future looks worse every day.

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  171. Re:Also applies to LAWFUL Telecommunications Devic by rongage · · Score: 1

    Let me see....

    (c) To receive, disrupt, decrypt, transmit, retransmit, acquire, intercept, or facilitate the receipt, disruption, decryption, transmission, retransmission, acquisition, or interception of any telecommunications service without the express authority or actual consent of the telecommunications service provider.

    This one looks interesting... (iii) Any telecommunications access device that has been manufactured, assembled, altered, designed, modified, programmed, or reprogrammed, alone or in conjunction with another device, so as to be capable of facilitating the disruption, acquisition, interception, receipt, transmission, retransmission, or decryption of a telecommunications service without the actual consent or express authorization of the telecommunications service provider, including, but not limited to, any device, technology, product, service, equipment, computer software, or component or part, primarily (Think: Primary purpose of Cable/DSL Modem with NA

    If I am reading this right, then radio's, TV's, radio scanners, and WiFi (think wardriving) are now illegal.

    Need it be said - IANAL!

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  172. You know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these scumbags can KISS MY ASS...
    I could give a SHIT what law they pass.
    I build firewalls from old PC's and run smoothwall on them.
    I build them to protect my systems from hackers and BIG BROTHER.
    If they don't like that they can take it up with the business end of my 12 GUAGE SHOTGUN...

    Hey Big Brother, FUCK YOU......
    Time to over throw the government folks, they have become tyranical.

  173. Re:This is pathetic by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight. You only care if people are being killed if they are Muslims? That if they were Jews, Christians, Buddhists, agnostics, Cao Dai, atheists, whatever, you wouldn't care? Or would care less than you do about Muslims?

    Now, let me ask you an honest question. This is not a troll, nor intended to be flamebait. I often see expressed in the media Muslim opinions that essentially seem to be saying "The only thing that matters here is that the people in Iraq are (mostly) Muslims. Who is right and who is wrong doesn't matter, only who is Muslim." Do many Muslims actually believe that, or is it that only only those who believe that make headlines?

    Another question: if two primarily Muslim countries have a war, how do you know which one to cheer for? The one that is the same sect of Muslim as you (Shia, Sunni, etc.), or what? Or does right and wrong come into the picture only at that point, but not if one of the combatants is a not a primarily Muslim nation?

    Final question: There are a number of American Muslims, too. I'd be surprised if some of them are not in the war right now, fighting against Iraq. Uh-oh, now we have Muslims fighting Muslims, how do you cheer for?

    Let me restate that none of the above is a troll or meant to be flamebait, I honestly want to hear your thoughts on these points so that I can better understand the Muslim point of view on this war. I hope you will respond in the same spirit, since the world needs a lot more understanding and a lot less flamebait, IMO.

    Finally, let me make one point of my own: that no matter what some people may think, this war is *not* about religion. In fact, the United States has never been in a war about religion. This war is about politics, it's about (IMO) a personal grudge, it's about oil and money and weapons. To some extent, it's even really about Saddam Hussein's conduct. However, it is most certainly not about religion.

  174. Proof! by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ok, unless I'm missing something here (and I could be), how are they going to prove someone is using a VPN or firewall?
    Easy. Seize the computer that contains the illegal software. Which is actually an end in itself.
  175. USA Constitution F***ed-Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of constitution let states make their own communications law? How f***ed-up is that!

    Communications should be subject only to national/federal law. Standard setting and other co-operative efforts should be (and mostly is) international and then ratified by national/federal governments.

    If you don't fix your constitution - you've only got yourselves to blame. Most western countries resolved this issue well over 100 years ago!

    As a little girl from Kansas once said... "there's no place like home!".

  176. Why "interesting"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This post is positively gagging for a 'funny' mod.

  177. Eppur se muove by DexTerra2 · · Score: 1

    I can't understand the point of those laws. The United States of America are becoming paranoid with security. I hope this is just for a minority, as creationism. They can negate evolution, Eppur "Internet" se muove.

  178. Courts and stupid laws by dpilot · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember seeing something about this recently. IIRC, the court was handling a case where they didn't seem to agree with the law, but that's not what they are allowed to rule on. Congress is allowed to make stupid laws, and the Court can only rule on whether they are Constitutional, or not.

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  179. Government making their own actions Illegal?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Don't most Local/State/Federal Agencies use VPN, NAT and the like? Wouldn't some of these bills make teir own security proceedures Illegal?????

  180. Maybe a passifier? by valkraider · · Score: 1

    I am wondering, since the michigan law is so broadly written as to almost be completely unenforceable (sp?) - maybe it was just to shut up whining broadband providers - but bears no legal teeth?

  181. Ban? by malachid69 · · Score: 1

    I don't see in that MI legislation where VPN and/or NAT is disallowed. I have 5 machines running on my connection -- but I am not concealing the origin of the message, since the origin is still my house. I could see that this might ban wireless offloading of bandwidth -- but how does it prevent me from using VPN or NAT?

    Malachi

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  182. *jerk* *jerk* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And all at once, at computers all over America, thousands of /. readers felt their knees jerk uncontrollably all at once.

    I'm glad whenever a new law is posted regarding telecom, there are so many people ready to damn it. What, are you people anarchists or something? Laws are *supposed* to be broad. If they weren't, there would be millions of laws dealing with specific issues, and they would be even more impossible to learn - thus making them ineffective anyway.

    Nowhere, and I mean NOWHERE, does this law state that using any type of hardware to create an internal network, through VPN, NAT, or whatever, is illegal. Yes, it has the POTENTIAL to be used poorly, but so does every law.

    Use some common sense, people. Would any ISP *really* want to waste time and money to prosecute hundreds of college kids and computer hobbyists who wanted to have more than one computer online at home, and make ineffectual hundreds of thousands of dollars of hardware that they themselves (the ISP) might be using? The answer is 'fsck no'.

  183. Michigan Goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Michigan Goverment Need to remove all their firewalls.

    Or break the laws today.

  184. Remove all Firewalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Michigan goverment need to remove all their firewall or break the law.

    Their firewall hide there real address.

  185. ISPs and this law. by LloydSev · · Score: 1

    I work at a large ISP here in SouthEast Michigan. And I for one know of customers of ours that use VPN on our dial-up and our wireless internet service. I don't understand why Michigan would decide to make such a law, or let alone fail to notify a company such as ourselves to let us know about our possibility of violating such a law and our new rights under such a law. I for one do not support this matter. We sell you bandwidth. We give you an IP address. Why should we have rights for what goes on past your router or bridge? This is our network, that is your network. That is how it SHOULD work. GOVERNMENT SHOULD LEAVE TECHNOLOGY ALONE AND QUIT HURTING PROGRESS!

  186. does this really rule out NAT and VPN? by tswaterman · · Score: 1
    It would seem that the law is so confusingly vague that it doesn't apply to things like VPN and NAT. In a NAT process, packets are wrapped with a new origination address, so that a response can be properly routed and received. One valid argument is that there is no concealment -- the packet is coming from the routed/NAT device, and it says it is!. The fact that the content of the packet is from somewhere else doesn't really seem to matter, under this view.

    Whether that is an argument that the Michagan AG would accept, is another question. But, without valid source and destination addresses, the packets are just not going to be useful on the network.

    This law seems to apply much better to spam with forged and/or altered headers, in which the actual source address is not easily recoverable from the message.

  187. They do charge more for water... by drf5n · · Score: 1

    Often the cities charge a user/connection fee when a house is built and attached to the system. It can be based on the number of bedrooms, or on the size of the pipe, which itself is sometimes regulated. In some places, there's a surcharge for a fatter pipe. 3/4" used to be fine for an average family, but now we have larger houses with more water-saving devices in it, and some smaller families, but the plumbing unions like putting in higher capacity 1.25" pipes, and the municpalities like charging more.

    It isn't as if the same 4.5 people use 77% more water nowdays, and also the larger pipes build up scale faster, but it is a scam perpetrated by the plumbers and municipalities to increase their charges and fees, with the justification of the increased numbers of access points (more showers baths, tubs, sinks), against the new home buyers.

    Trying to charge for more access points is the same sort of scam.

  188. This doesn't just apply to IP by Dioji · · Score: 1

    This law doesn't just pertain to IP traffic. Other proctocols going across it (SMTP is a good example here) also have to adhere to this law. I wonder: does this make AIM illegal, since you don't really know where your IMs are coming from?

  189. Michigan Law by joe59 · · Score: 1

    Did anyone take the time to read the whole law??? 750.219a.amended - Section 219a(1) A person shall not knowingly obtain or attempt to obtain telecommunications service with intent to avoid, attempt to avoid, or cause another person to avoid or attempt to avoid any lawful charge for that telecommunications service by using any of the following... The law only applies if you are trying to get by without paying for the service.

  190. What if your ISP encourages it by humblecoder · · Score: 1

    I have a DSL connection with Verizon, and they actually advertise networking your broadband connection as a FEATURE. On their web page, they have FAQ's about setting up a broadband router, and I've even gotten spam from them advertising how they will sell you the hardware that you need.

    They don't charge on a per-computer basis. You can hook up as many computers as you want for the same price. They do cap your bandwidth, so it's not like hooking multiple machines up costs them anything.

    Anyways, I wonder what effect a law like this would have on my situation. I mean, my ISP allows it - in fact they ENCOURAGE it. Would they be in violation of the law, too, because they are, in effect, conspiring to break this law?

  191. The land of the free? by alexo · · Score: 1

    Unbelievable.

    The USA has taken the lead in the incarceration rate.
    It's prison population rate was between 686 (in 2001) and 702 (in 2000) prisoners per 100,000 of the national population, according to various sources.

    Also see here and some additional info here.
    I wonder what were the rates for 2002 and what they are today.

  192. What about this? by executioner · · Score: 1
    750.540c(3) A person shall not deliver, offer to deliver, or advertise plans, written instructions, or materials for the manufacture, assembly, or development of an unlawful telecommunications access device or for the manufacture, assembly, or development of a telecommunications access device that the person intends to be used or knows or has reason to know will be used or is likely to be used to violate subsection (1).As used in this subsection, "materials" includes any hardware, cables, tools, data, computer software, or other information or equipment used or intended for use in the manufacture, assembly, or development of an unlawful telecommunications access device or a telecommunications access device.

    What are the ramafications of section 3 as bolded above. this could be taken that delivering the indivudual parts to build such a device could be a felony. this has Frightning possibilitys for electronic parts company's and there liability for what may or may not be built with the parts sold and Delivered to a person who may or may not be creating a Illegal device with the parts.

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