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  1. Re:I've figured it out James Ewing is Derek Smart! on Is Sveasoft Violating the GPL? · · Score: 1

    You left out one important thing about James Ewing:

    5) Has the balls not to post anonymously? - check

  2. The better question is... on MS Plans To Cooperate With Chinese TV Maker · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What will happen when low-cost labor in China is combined with Microsoft technologies?"

    The better question is, "What will happen when Microsoft's technology meets China's total disregard for intellectual property rights?"

    The answer is, of course, "Hilarity ensues."

  3. Re:We have a free market of ideas in this country. on Fahrenheit 9/11 Discussion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unfortunately, far too many of the people seeing the movie are clearly taking the entire movie at face value. This whole weekend--in forums, on the news, in blogs, at a picnic I went to yesterday--I've had to endure people convulsing with Mooregasms (a phrase I just coined, so Paypal me a buck if you want to use it..haha) over how powerful the whole movie is, how evil my country's leaders are, how worthy of the world's hate my country is, and how stupid we are as Americans. Bollocks...

  4. Amusing, but misguided. on Orac^3 -- Not Your Everyday Casemod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like millions of others, I'm always mucking around in my PC. For the past 15 years, all of the various incarnations of my main desktop have spent most of their time with the cover off. And I've yet to have a single cell phone problem, cordless phone problem, pager problem, AM radio problem, FM radio problem, shortwave radio problem, CB radio problem, 802.11b, g or a problem, TV reception problem, or flux capacitor problem. Best of all, chicks dig it! And who can blame them? I'm clearly the kind of guy who likes to live life on the edge.

  5. I've been waiting 4 years just to try the OLD kind on 200mbps DSL On Its Way? · · Score: 1

    Surely I live in the boondocks? On a remote island? Treehouse in the woods?

    I'm in Northern Virginia, a stone's throw from AOL's headquarters, Oracle, Microsoft, PeopleSoft, Accenture, enormous datacenters holding things like Google and Hotmail, and what's supposed to be the nexus of more global fiber links than anywhere else on Earth (Herndon, VA). My home was built in 2000 so it's not like I'm running a 1950's era POTS line. Hell, the CTO of PSINet (the ORIGINAL dot-bomb!) used to be my next door neighbor, and even he couldn't pull any strings with Verizon for our neighborhood.

    Without Comcast, I'd be screwed. Well...more screwed, anyway.

  6. Re:My University already monitors content, on Build A Darknet To Capture Naughty Traffic · · Score: 1

    that's sweet bippy, you insensitive clod!

    BIP

  7. Re:I agree on Programming For Terrified Adults? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Interestingly, most of the developmentally challenged people I've ever met would probably have the balls not to post as AC, and they'd also be polite enough not to throw around the word "retard". Perhaps with the proper mnemonic devices you can overcome both your abject stupidity and your lack of cojones.

  8. Re:You people bring it on yourselves on California Offers Cellular Bill of Rights · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've got to agree with you despite the fact that some overly sensitive cell phone owners have modded you down.

    Cell phones used to be totally out of reach to anyone below a certain income level. In the 80's and 90's, TV and movies turned the simple act of talking on a cell phone into a huge status symbol, to which the masses naturally aspired. Cut to 2004, and many more people can now actually afford this fantastic technology. Unfortunately, a huge percentage of new cell phone users are in EXACTLY the situation that the OP mentions: they want the status symbol even though they can't really afford it. Why should that surprise us in the days of rampant credit card debt and record levels of personal bankruptcy?

    Just within the past month, I was in line at Safeway who was paying for her groceries with one of those newfangled food stamp debit cards so I knew she was economically challenged. But to my amazement, she was talking on a cell phone the whole freakin' time she was in line. Now there's someone who's well on the way to financial responsibility and welfare independence...

    Meanwhile, as an IT professional who was permanently attached to both a cell phone AND a pager for 6 years, I was only too happy to finally reach a position where I could be rid of both. I now wear my unreachability as a badge of honor! :-)

  9. Re:big companies CAN change on Do-It-Yourself VOIP Telco · · Score: 2, Informative
    Actually, he's partially correct and I assume Linksys doesn't mention it on their site because they don't want to confuse anyone. The latest and final V2 version of the WRT54G hardware (in addition to the newer WRT54GS "SpeedBooster" model that's replacing it) uses the Broadcom BCM94712 chip which is a 200MHz MIPS32 processor. Here is what I get from cat /proc/cpuinfo on my WRT54G with V2 hardware:
    system type : Broadcom BCM947XX
    processor : 0
    cpu model : BCM3302 V0.7
    BogoMIPS : 199.47
    wait instruction : no
    microsecond timers : yes
    tlb_entries : 32
    extra interrupt vector : no
    hardware watchpoint : no
    VCED exceptions : not available
    VCEI exceptions : not available
    dcache hits : 4244635258
    dcache misses : 1973420029
    icache hits : 4223296655
    icache misses : 2970528380
    instructions : 0
    An AC said: He provides misinformation. The WRT54G uses a 125MHz MIPS processor, not a 200MHz Intel processor.
  10. Re:Blaming the tool again... on LUG Pres Resigns Over Military Linux Use · · Score: 1

    I was going to attempt to respond to a few of the more ridiculous statements you make, but your repeated use of the word "Iraqians" made me realize that it's probably hopeless to try. I can't even bring myself to waste mod points on your post...

  11. Re:Dump ESPN on Congress To Force Cable a la Carte Plans · · Score: 1

    Amen! Perusing my ReplayTV, I have the following channels blocked out and I'd like a retroactive refund from my local Comcast monopoly:

    QVC
    HSN
    MTV
    VH1
    Outdoor Living Network
    Golf Channel
    ESPN
    ESPN2

    The thing about sports is, most sports nuts will (and do) pay extra for the stuff. So, let them pay a few bucks more and stop making me subsidize J6P's obsession with groups of sweaty guys playing with balls.

    Oh and while you're at it, esteemed Congressmen, stop funneling millions of my tax dollars to NPR.

  12. Re:Good plan. really. on Bush Says Americans 'Ought to Have' Broadband and a Pony by 2007 · · Score: 1
    "If it makes you feel any better there is nothing wrong with your thoughts that time, experience, and maturity won't correct"

    said the guy who was too much of a wuss to use his actual nick when casting his pearls of wisdom before us swine.

    Let me guess...in your little world of rhetorical superiority, anonymously regurgitating dogma = debating and winning the argument, right?

  13. Re:Wannabe - not quite on ZVUE's $99 Video and MP3 Player · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, you watch Chappelle's Show.

  14. My bad, you anonymous rude person. on William Gibson on his Tech Life and Latest Novel · · Score: 1

    It's those ligature vowels that always screw me up. Would you like some feedback on your own writing problems?

  15. 10 years ago I chatted briefly with him... on William Gibson on his Tech Life and Latest Novel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    at some lackluster book signing (can't even remember which book) he was attending at a store in Washington DC. I asked him to sign my copy with "Dear Stranger, Sorry I had this book printed in such a terrible typeface. It won't happen again, Thanks, WG" He got mock-defensive and I apologized profusely at which point he grinned and talked with me for several minutes about why he had selected what he called the "East Berlin Street Sign Font", most of which I proceeded to forget although I do remember that he mentioned something about having traveled there shortly after the wall came down. I doubt I'll ever come face-to-face with another well-known writer who's cool enough to talk to some random schmoe the way he did, so mad love to you, Bill! And there ends the one and only semi-namedropping post I could ever hope to make on Slashdot...

    Oh, and he chose to sign my book with a simple "BAD TYPE! William Gibson".

    Smart-ass...

    PS, anyone checking out his oevre should definitely not miss his short stories

  16. I guess some would say I'm... on Search and Seizure at the Supreme Court · · Score: 1

    privileged because in the process of attending public school I learned both to spell and to gather important pieces of information during the process of reading, such as the fact that Hibbel hadn't been driving the vehicle. Must be that thick skull of mine--so airtight that once information goes in it never leaks back out.

  17. hard drive on Hack Your Car · · Score: 4, Funny
    Great googly moogly! My new Toyota has a hard drive in it?? Who woulda thunk it?!

    Partly to combat hackers, many carmakers are using encrypted chips in new models or, like Toyota, have done away with removable memory chips altogether. That has the e-mechanics shifting strategies, either by downloading new software directly into the computer's hard drive or attaching separate electronic devices that piggyback on the factory-installed control module and override it. Some of these devices alter the "rev limiter" that prevents engine speed from zooming beyond the red line or remove the speed governor that limits top-end performance.

  18. In related news, Carly Fiorina said... on No WMA for HP iPod · · Score: 2, Funny


    "There is no CODEC that is America's God-given right."

  19. Yup, all over the place... on Hyper-Threading Explained And Benchmarked · · Score: 2, Informative
    This guy can't even calculate his percentages correctly, so I wonder what else might be screwed up in his analysis?

    If X is the lower number and Y is the higher number, he's figuring his percentage increases as (Y-X)/Y instead of (Y-X)/X .

    Or is this some kind of "New New Math" that they started teaching in the 10 years since I graduated?

  20. As a WWU Muenster grad, I just have to say... on Build Your Own Scanning Tunneling Microscope · · Score: 0


    Echt jovel!

  21. Hey Lister... on BusinessWeek on Outsourcing · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean crypto-fascist aristocracy ruling body?

  22. Spherical Cow on So You Think Physics is Funny? · · Score: 0

    I had a great physics prof back about 20 years ago whose name escapes me... Anyway, he peppered his lectures liberally with jokes and funny stories, and I remember one that went something like this:

    A dairy decides that they if they hire a full-time scientist to work for them, they might be able to increase milk production. They end up hiring a physicist, who proceeds to lock himself in his office where he can be heard scribbling on a blackboard at all hours. Weeks later, he emerges shouting "Eureka!" and is quickly summoned to present his findings to the owners. He stands up to speak, shuffles his papers in search of the proper page filled with formulae, and begins, "Assume a spherical cow...."

    On second thought, I guess that's probably only funny to a physics & math geek.

  23. Re:Worlds first? on A Hackable Media Player For HDTV · · Score: 1, Funny

    Get yer lingo straight, partner :P otherwise you'll be ridiculed by the youngsters.

    According to my 14-year-old neighbor(who keeps stepping on my rosebushes...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, PUNK!) you "chip" that sweet used Civic that you just bought, but you "mod" your Xbox.

  24. Good book, good seminar, but... on The Visual Display of Quantitative Information · · Score: 0
    for the love of god Dr. Tufte please stop sending me junk mail trying to sign me up for more of the same! :-) My wife and I attended his seminar about 9 years ago and walked away with the books and a cool poster depicting Napoleon's losses in his 1812 Russian campaign. We have since moved about 3 times, yet Tufte's postcards continue to follow us and we receive one each approximately every other month.

    Interestingly, and apropos to his current bashing of business graphics software, I approached Dr. Tufte afterwards and asked him if he had ever thought about teaming with a software firm. At the time I worked with a large consulting firm that had a decent software development group, and I told him that there was bound to be a market for a package that would help people create business graphics more within the paradigms discussed in his book (remember that this was pretty much the era of Harvard Graphics and Lotus 1-2-3 add-ons). He replied that he hadn't considered it but that it could be a good idea, so I passed him a business card and also and got his contact information to pass along to my boss.

    Nothing ever happened, of course, but looking back I like to think that I did my part to try and prevent the nightmare that is PowerPoint XP.

  25. meta-$slashdot joke on Hydrogenaudio Closes Doors For Now · · Score: 0
    In what I consider to be an etymological breakthrough, you've accidentally hamfisted a new and excellent word :-)

    slashdote
    intr.v. slash-dot-ed, slash-dot-ing, slash-dotes

    To show excessive fondness or love of Linux, OGG, or Steve Jobs: geeks who slashdote on their new iPod.

    slashdot'er n.