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Hack Your Car

gurps_npc writes "The New York Times has this story about hacking your car's chip. You can get significant horse power and torque boosts (+18 horsepower and +70 foot pounds of torque in the given example), as well as improve (or decrease) fuel efficency. The car companies do not like (surprise surprise) people personalizing their vehicle's programming and warn of burning out your engine with bad code, and voiding your warranty."

838 comments

  1. hackable eh? by name773 · · Score: 1, Funny

    hackable implies a security hole, and the manufacturer doesn't want you to exploit it.... Microsoft does make cars!!

    1. Re:hackable eh? by afidel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Only if you belong to the idiot masses. Go look up the origional definition of hack and you would realize that it applies a lot more to tweaking your cars onboard computer than it does to script kiddies exploiting security holes.

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    2. Re:hackable eh? by Relapse · · Score: 1

      Not really much hacking involved, you just need to get the adaption channel numbers for the engine ECU from the manufacturer, get a nice laptop, an OBD2 lead that'll talk to CAN Databus then adapt new values to the components that the engine ECU talks to. The manufacturer doesn't even let the Technicians know the channels that will alter engine performance but when they get complaints that their diesels run lumpy at idle from customers they can soon release the info on how to speed up the idle or adjust fueling!

  2. Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by jargoone · · Score: 1, Informative

    warn of burning out your engine with bad code, and voiding your warranty

    Car manufacturers can be such bullies sometimes. Luckily, there are things such as the Magnusson Moss Warranty Act to help protect consumers.

    1. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Informative

      That doesn't cover damage you cause by dicking with the computer.

      And when your engine wears out sooner, it's not hard to argue that the changes you made to the computer caused it, if those changes pushed the engine harder than normal.

      That act is mostly applied to replacement parts, not performance tweaks, especially potentially damaging ones.

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    2. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That only work if your non stock part did not cause the problem. If your paint job fall off your covered. If you blow a piston because you put in too much fuel your out of luck.

    3. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yup, unless you can prove (you can't) that reprograming the car didn't alter the way the car will wear you're SOL. So, do your research, if you're going to tweak your car, do so INTELLIGENTLY!!!!! I've taken my stock 227hp car up to around 340-350hp. It's 2 years old, driven fairly hard, and is still running really well.

    4. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nothing protects you if you take a sledgehammer to the roof of your car. That's excessively stupid and definitely part of "normal use" so void goes your warranty.

      You're okay to get your oil change at Jiffy Lube or your repair part from another maker who tries to duplicate the specs. But, that so isn't what's going on here...

    5. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by TheTray · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't read the article so it's not 100% clear what there doing but this doesn't seem knew. Changing these settings can cause the engine to die prematurely. While you may be able to reprogram the chip back to factory specs before you get it repaired it's still illegal and immoral. While that Act can protect you in many cases it can be very difficult to prove someone tampered with the engine computers while they can still cause damage. Thus leaving the car companies to hold the bag while you get to screw with settings you may know nothing about. Honestly I can understand that if the change you made didn't damage your car good, but if it did then the reponsibility is on you to fix it, even if you can catch the dealer on a technicality. Being that they can't prove it. This is almost the opposite of the RIAA lawsuits. The car owners are proected even if they did something to cause the damage because there is no proof. Where as the RIAA is lawsuit crazy without concrete proof that any damages occured. This is the horrid state of affairs our government is in. While the DMCA and the powers the RIAA has in the court room suck, it's not fair to car manufacturers who get held liable for some people's deliberate damage to the car. Note: I am not really using "you" to refer to jargoone, merely as a tool for someone who is doing this to their car. Also I do think we should have right to modify these settings, I also don't want to see the car manufacturers to be forced into RIAA tactics to protect there profits.

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    6. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by kidgenius · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Magnusson Moss Warranty Act covers "aftermarket" parts. Aftermarket means, 3rd party, non-dealer, OEM REPLACEMENT parts. This does not include non-OEM replacement parts. OEM replacement parts are manufactured to the same specifications as the original equipment. A new computer chip, supercharger, or new suspension setup are not OEM parts. Now there is a small caveat to all this. If you install a suspension in your car, it voids the warranty on suspension items, but not on drivetrain, etc. If damage can be traced back to one of these tuner parts, you can sure as hell be guaranteed that the dealer will not cover this, and your warranty is voided for that portion of the car.

    7. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good luck with that one hahah

    8. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Nothing protects you if you take a sledgehammer to the roof of your car. That's excessively stupid and definitely part of "normal use" so void goes your warranty.

      If you want more power get a different car in the first place. The cars mentioned are not exactly cheap. You could get a second hand car designed to go at those speeds for the same price.

      I find the problem with driving a performance car is the fact that you still have to drive on the exact same roads. Oh and the git who is driving twenty feet away from my tailpipe does not understand that if I slam the brakes on my car will stop in less than 4 seconds at 70mph. So he will have run right into the back of me before he reacts to my brake lights.

      Just how fast do you need to go down an on-ramp in the first place?

      Tweaking the engine does not affect the performance of you brakes or the handling of the car. If you remove the speed limiter you can go above 155mph, but your tires won't be rated for that speed. If you are lucky you will just wear them out fast, if you are unlucky you will get tread separation. There is a reason why tires for supercars cost $2000+ each.

      I would like to know how to hack the telephone system so I can use a standard motorola phone. Jaguar want $2500 to upgrade the phone the car came with to a GSM version. Not happening, but I did like having the phone controls integrated into the car controls.

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    9. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by nelsonal · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's why most serious tuners buy a good used car (preferably driven by grandma) or someone who totaled it and build from there after the warrenty doesn't matter much anymore. Then you can change all the parts you want, and build it to extremes. Both of these reduce the initial investment leaving a whole lot more for aftermarket parts. Note, that in anything other than a deisel (which are currently designed for fuel economy not performance) the gains from just a chip are usually smaller (10%-20% more HP and Torque). Although a turbo gas engine, combined with a better flowing intake and exhaust can see a whole lot more. Most of the engine damage is caused by people too much compression on too lean mixture with low octane fuel, causing detonation. Learn a little about how to prevent this and you probably will not burn out an engine.

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    10. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by homer_ca · · Score: 4, Informative

      Just like with overclocking CPUs there's two failure modes here:

      Engine go boom now. Kind of like having a loose heatsink on an Athlon. The only way to get 100 more hp from just software is if you have a turbo engine with an electronic wastegate. You could tell the computer to crank up the boost without beefing up other parts of the engine, but that's a recipe for a french fried engine.

      Accelerated mechanical wear. Kind of like electromigration on an overclocked CPU. Metal fatigue and mechanical wear are gradual processes, and drivetrain parts are designed with a lot of headroom so it won't break right away when you up the power. However, even with a stock engine, parts can wear out very fast if you drive foot to the floor all the time. One big problem is CV joints on a powerful front drive car. Take it easy in first gear where the torque multiplication is the greatest, and your car will thank you.

    11. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 4, Funny
      What possible use could you have for a 340-350hp car? Apart from:
      1. Annoying other law abiding moorists
      2. Breaking the law
      3. Killing pedestrians
      4. Impressing young boys
      Have I missed something?
    12. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just how fast do you need to go down an on-ramp in the first place?

      Please just let it be faster than you.

    13. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have I missed something?

      Isn't that use enough?!

    14. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by FauxReal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      warn of burning out your engine with bad code, and voiding your warranty

      Car manufacturers can be such bullies sometimes. Luckily, there are things such as the Magnusson Moss Warranty Act to help protect consumers.


      Does that cover accidental disabling of your anti-lock breaking system and airbags?

    15. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      Micheal took the 't' out of motorists, because he doesn't like the idea of me being a little bit more up-market than himself.

    16. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like you are why everyone drives like shit. Fuck you and your "performance car."

    17. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tweaking the engine does not affect the performance of you brakes or the handling of the car. If you remove the speed limiter you can go above 155mph, but your tires won't be rated for that speed. If you are lucky you will just wear them out fast, if you are unlucky you will get tread separation. There is a reason why tires for supercars cost $2000+ each.

      Sure, the brakes don't get any better, but if you are capable to handle driving your car at 155 mph, odds are you can handle it at whatever speeds above it that it can hit. As for the tires, as long as you have properly rated tires you should be fine. Besides, nicer tires don't cost $2000+ each. You can get 4 Y-rated tires for around $1500 easily.

    18. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      "Horsepower is for those who can't keep their speed up in the corners".

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    19. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Zakabog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you want more power get a different car in the first place. The cars mentioned are not exactly cheap. You could get a second hand car designed to go at those speeds for the same price.

      If you want more power, you buy a cheap car and then aftermarket parts. You pay the insurance for a cheap little 4 banger, but get the performance of a big block v-8. I have a Nissan Sentra SE-R SpecV (yeah that's annoying to say I wish they just called it a SpecV.) It was a bit over $21,000 fully loaded (around $17,000 base.) If I spend $7,000 on performance parts the car will be able to drag against dodge vipers that cost around $60,000 (I think a dodge viper has a 12 second 1/4 mile time, I know some SpecV's with under $10,000 of work that run 11 second 1/4 miles)

      Just how fast do you need to go down an on-ramp in the first place?

      Faster than the cars already on the highway? I live in Arizona so that's about 75mph, and that's just the speed limit, most of these people do 80-90. And besides don't forget after the on-ramp is the wide open road. Then there's the legal use of performance parts, drag strips, local tracks, auto-x events, tons of stuff you can participate in where just an extra 20hp might make a huge difference (yeah I know in auto-x and most track events handeling is better than horsepower but the horsepower helps a lot.)

      Tweaking the engine does not affect the performance of you brakes or the handling of the car. If you remove the speed limiter you can go above 155mph, but your tires won't be rated for that speed. If you are lucky you will just wear them out fast, if you are unlucky you will get tread separation. There is a reason why tires for supercars cost $2000+ each.

      No, tweaking the engine doesn't affect your brake or handeling performance. But people don't tweak the engine for that, they tweak the brakes and suspension for that. If you're car can go 155mph your tires are probably Z rated, mine are and they came on a Nissan Sentra, it can't go up to 155 (131 was my top speed through the Salt Flats in utah) and it's an economy car. Sure I did get performance packages but still, the people who will buy these chips will probably have the tires to handle the speeds.

      I would like to know how to hack the telephone system so I can use a standard motorola phone. Jaguar want $2500 to upgrade the phone the car came with to a GSM version. Not happening, but I did like having the phone controls integrated into the car controls.

      You're probably going to have to do that on your own. I don't think any company will waste the time figuring out how to do that since most of the people who buy that car won't have the problem and there isn't a huge demand on figuring that problem out. Sure if you're lucky someone will do it and they'll post directions online but I'm sure it'd be very difficult.

    20. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hang on - Americans don't drive cars, they drive agricultural machinery with leather seats, aircon and cupholders. One of the principal features of this type of vehicle is enormous mass of between 2 and 3 thousand kilos, thus it's perfectly understandable that one of these things should require over 300 hp so it might keep a reasonable pace with delivery vans, passenger cars and pizza mopeds.

      Normal passenger vehicles in the rest of the world are plenty fast if their engines produce 200hp. Sadly, Americans don't know about the rest of the world and think motorsport equals monster trucks, drag racing and something called an 'oval'.

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    21. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Inv8r+Zim · · Score: 1

      I agree with this guy. The performance chips may give you more straight line speed, but the safest way to get a car to go faster is to improve how it handles in corners. Improvements in springs, shocks, ride height, strut tower bars, tie bars etc. will improve stability and allow you to go into and out of corners faster without compromising your car's electronics. This is key to "lap" times or twisty roads. A car that handles well will be markedly faster than a powerful car that can't turn.

    22. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      American roads don't have corners.

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    23. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sensing something... something disturbing. It is becoming clearer...

      *DING*

      Zeinfeld doesn't watch Spike TV. He watches Lifetime (testosterone malfunction) and/or TV Land (because those old shows were just better).

      Well, ok. I admit. Those older shows were better... but I still drive like hell.

    24. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Troll

      CONGRATULATIONS!

      You've just won February's spelling & grammar prize!

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    25. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by B4RSK · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, tweaking in this way does not improve your brakes, tires, or overall handling.

      But it can remove artificial limits.

      Here are my current car's specs:
      280hp
      254ft/lbs torque
      All Wheel Drive
      FB: 16" 2-pot Ventilated Discs (ABS)
      RB: 15" Ventilated Discs (ABS)
      Tires: 215/45 ZR-17 (ZR=Sustained 240+km/hr)

      Nothing has been changed on the car to improve these specs.

      Said manufacturer also chose to limit the top speed to 180km/hr as agreed among all Japanese makers for domestically sold cars. The car does 160km/hr in 3rd gear!!

      So what is the cars real top speed? 260km/hr.

      Weirder still, you can buy, directly from the manufacturer's performance-parts section, a replacement 260km/hr speedo.

      Some cars are meant to be chipped.

      An even better example is the Nissan Skyline GT-R. Many people (especially non-car nuts) outside of Japan have never heard of "the GT-R", but this is without doubt the highest performance Japanese car made. (See skylinegtr.com for detailed information.)

      In short though, the Skyline GT-R is limited to the same 280hp as my car. But Nissan has designed the entire car as a 600hp car, and chipping the car very quickly gives you nearly 600hp. SIX HUNDRED!

      As I said, some cars are meant to be chipped.

      Ian

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    26. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1


      They're over there playing with their toys.

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    27. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by whitekolovrat · · Score: 0

      5. profit?

    28. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      American roads don't have corners.

      Umm... All sorts. Just not Interstates. Of course, the on-ramps are fun, especially when there is no traffic :)

      Of course, there's always the mountains, like the Blue Ridge pkwy, the tail of the dragon, etc. Heck, I got some twistie roads near me here in Florida no less...

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    29. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      5. Towing a trailer. In the mountains.

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    30. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just how fast do you need to go down an on-ramp in the first place?

      65 or 70 mph depending on the state. If you're not going the speed limit by the time you get on the freeway either the on-ramp was very poorly designed or you're a very bad driver.

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    31. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      And hey, doesn't everybody just love sitting behind a mobile shed for 50 miles?

    32. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by nuggz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Aftermarket is not OEM.
      OEM Service parts are made to origional manufacturing specs.
      Aftermarket parts can be made by Joe in his garage.

      The warranty acts basically say that if you use components of the proper class, it won't void your warranty.
      This means you don't need to use GM motor oil in your car, but you DO have to use the proper SAE grade motor oil.
      You don't have to use the same brand of shocks, tires, spark plugs etc, but they have to be of the same type.

      Think of it like memory modules, you can put any DDR module in a DDR motherboard, and not void your warranty, but if you were force a 30pin sim in there and fry it, the manufacturer could void the warranty because you used it in an improper manner.

    33. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by adamjaskie · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're not one of those people that puts a coffee can on your exhaust pipe and bolts an aluminum bookshelf to your trunk, are you?

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    34. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by adamjaskie · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What happened to the other half of my post?!?! Grr, guess I have to type it again.

      Whats the point of drag racing a VIPER? Its a track car. Meant for road courses. Not drag racing. Straight line speed is about as useless in determining a car's overall performance as autocross. You want a real test of performace? Go to a track. And make sure it has more than just left turns.

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    35. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You pay the insurance for a cheap little 4 banger, but get the performance of a big block v-8.

      Hmmm... might be liable for insurance fraud, there. If you ever actually have to use that insurance, you'll suddenly find out that they will only cover you for the fraction of your vehicle that you're paying for. If your state requires insurance (Don't know about Arizona, except that they're weird), you might get in trouble, even if the accident wasn't your fault.

    36. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!"

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    37. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by adamjaskie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or you are stuck behind some idiot going 35...

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    38. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by WizardX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Aftermarket != OEM Replacement part
      Aftermarket == non OEM
      OEM == Original Equipment Mfgr.

      Aftermarket parts are, by definition, non OEM. Generally they are of less cost. My experiance is with powertrain aftermarket parts has been good. I just did a tune up and used aftermarkets and have been doing so for years.

      On the otherhand, when it comes to the body parts (fenders, hoods, etc) stay away from the aftermarket. The parts are shiat, do not always align, rust quicker and are quite shoddy. Granted, if the car is a old, I will use aftermarket because I cannot justify the cost. If it is a late model, and need body work, you can damn well bet I will insist on OEM

      n.b. My father was in the auto body repair biz, and my grandfather was a mechanic. The shop was 300 ft from the house, so I lived, ate, breathed fixing cars. While I am not an expert, I do know what I am talking about in this area.

      As always there are exceptions to the rule.

    39. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      And to you, sir, for the Spot-the-obvious-English-as-a-Second-Language-post er.

      Bravo.

    40. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by B4RSK · · Score: 1

      Correction...

      The car is designed for 600hp, and it needs no internal engine modifications to achieve this. But chipping it alone will give something over 400hp.

      Ian

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    41. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      While you may be able to reprogram the chip back to factory specs before you get it repaired it's still illegal and immoral.

      Illegal? Immoral? What planet do you live on?

      There are _many_ engine tuning shops which'd be very suprised to find out their busineses are illegal. While, yes, these modified ECUs could indeed kill your engine, it is in the interests of the businesses which sell them to try make sure they dont, or these businesses will not be around for long. Also, many of these chips will be reviewed by car magazines. While not as safe a bet as the original ECU in your car, for those who want the extra (few) horsepower, sure let them, why not? And do you not think that people have been tinkering and modifying engines _long_ before ECUs existed?

      Immoral, How on earth do you justify this?

      Passing off a car that has been chipped most of its life as standard may well be, but lets face it buying second-hand cars has _long_ been a minefield of potential rip-offs, way way before cars ever had ECUs in the first place. There's just a tonne of ways to get stung when buying a car, formerly chipped car, being just a new, and actually more minor, way. It's the seller who is immoral, if he makes the car out to be something it is not.

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    42. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by SiliconJesus101 · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's kinda' like packing a 10 inch cock. You may not really use it any more than the average guy does...but damn..it sure does feel good to know it's right there under the hood.

      DISCLAIMER!!! The above statement is unfortunately not based on the posters personal experience.

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    43. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by rasper99 · · Score: 1

      I agree with the comment "some cars are designed to be chipped". Many cars are "dumbed down" for import into the USA. German cars were designed for the Autobahn.

      I have an old 86 Audi Quattro that I bought cheap over 2 years ago and had chipped for the fun of it. Turbo boost went from 4 pounds to 10 pounds. Accelerate up a big hill at 4000 feet elevation at 100 MPG? No problemo.

      It weighs 3300 lbs. I get 20 MPG in town, 28 MPG on the road and breeze through emission testing at 1/4 the requirement. Just turned over 212K miles on the original engine.

      Many Audi owners have chipped without problems.

    44. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would kill most small girls. And small sweet submissive girls make great wives (think eastern european farming villages).

    45. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by compwizrd · · Score: 1

      another advocate of double plus ten on offramps, i see? :)

      having said that, i've yet to see an offramp that was rated anywhere near what's actually safely possible.

      nothing like quad plus 10 to show you an offramp wasn't actually driven by the engineer who decided on that speed.

    46. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I spend $7,000 on performance parts the car will be able to drag against dodge vipers that cost around $60,000

      Yeah but your car will break after a while. The Viper will still be going strong at 100k miles.

      There's always a tradeoff. You can't make 400 HP with a tiny engine and expect it to last for very long.

      Not that this stops me from doing it, but there is that tradeoff.

    47. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Somegeek · · Score: 1
      Illegal? Immoral? What planet do you live on?

      Come back to Earth yourself. The poster was just saying that if you killed your engine from hacking the ecu, that it would be illegal/immoral to then restore the orginal configuration and claim that it was a warranty failure and not your own fault.

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    48. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by hugzz · · Score: 1

      Legal racing? Having more control of your car when on the road (trusting you have the skill to drive a 350HP car, it will be able to accelerate out of danger and do hill climbs etc better)?

    49. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Tran · · Score: 1

      When i want a performance ride i just hop on my motorcycle and blow cars away..

    50. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by hugzz · · Score: 1
      Whats the point of drag racing a VIPER? Its a track car. Meant for road courses. Not drag racing. Straight line speed is about as useless in determining a car's overall performance as autocross. You want a real test of performace? Go to a track. And make sure it has more than just left turns.

      Viper was the fastest stock production car in the 1/4 mile for a long time (might still be). Aditionally, his SER would probably be able to take on the viper around a track too, since it's lighter (better cornering), and has better acceleration (since he can beat it in a drag). He would have to put some money into brakes and suspention and maybe body stiffening... but it'd still be cheaper by a long shot

    51. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by sudog · · Score: 1

      Z-Rated are no longer the top-performance tires and the "z rating" is kind of an anachronism now that a whole pile of modern vehicles can exceed 280/300/320 kph. Now it's in terms of V- and Y- ratings and sometimes the actual maximum speed must be determined by speaking with the manufacturer, or sometimes listed right on the tire. They'll have a "ZR" rating listed on them in this case, along with their "usual" H-, V-, W-, or Y- ratings.

    52. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. I don't think a 350hp car is going to annoy anyone.

      2. They make drag strips to use it every weekend and sometimes midweek all spring/summer/fall, so no need to break any laws.

      3. Read above.

      4. It is the young boys and stupid movies like Fast and the Furious, and 2 Fast 2 Furious to do all kinds of dumb things to there cars to unimpress the elders.

      If you are hacking the computer, it would be common sense to have a couple of gauges to figure out how things are going, like an Air/Fuel ratio, and Exhaust Gas Temp gauge. With those too, and the knowledge of what is correct, then there is no worry about breaking anything. And of course you are modifying a backup computer, not your working orginial.

    53. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      65 or 70 mph depending on the state. If you're not going the speed limit by the time you get on the freeway either the on-ramp was very poorly designed or you're a very bad driver.

      Or the right hand lane is going at less than the speed limit.

      Or you can accelerate so damn fast the issue does not arise. In Massachusetts it is not such a great idea to be travelling to fast at the end of the ramp as the other drivers may not want to let you in. Good idea to plan an exit strategy.

      I don't recall having much difficulty with this particular issue driving any of the hire cars I have rented. And I tend to rent piddly little small ones because the large ones tend to have squishy US style suspensions. And why pay an extra $30 a day for a car you are going to drive 10 miles and park at a hotel?

      Sure I sometimes stick my foot down in one of those things and then think 'why is this thing not accelerating?', but that is often due to the fact that nobody fills up a hire care with premium.

      I still don't know why an extra 18 hp are worth taking five years off the life of the car or worse. I bought a new car because the old one was not reliable, so why make the new one unreliable?

      Its not like chipping a car is going to turn it into a chick magnet. It ain't going to look any different thats for sure.

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    54. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Whats the point of drag racing a VIPER? Its a track car. Meant for road courses. Not drag racing. Straight line speed is about as useless in determining a car's overall performance as autocross. You want a real test of performace? Go to a track. And make sure it has more than just left turns

      Like many American muscle cars it has crappy handling, so straight line is about all it is good for. The Trans-Am keeps being won by Jaguar XKR's. Its not just about power, its handling too.

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    55. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Enigma+Deadsouls · · Score: 1

      I agree. Anyone who says that the roads in the us have no corners has never seen the Blue Ridge Parkway, Tail of the Dragon, or the canyon roads in the west. I myself live 5 miles from the Blue Ridge Parkway and love to take my blue 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille (picture) out on it. Saddly it is winter and damn cold here so I haven't had a chance to in months.

      I would love to ride the Tail of the Dragon, but it is about 200 miles east of me. I know that is no excuse as people much further away make it out there, but I am lazy. I plan on trying to make it out there this summer.

    56. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by abmurray · · Score: 1

      If I spend $7,000 on performance parts the car will be able to drag against dodge vipers that cost around $60,000 (I think a dodge viper has a 12 second 1/4 mile time, I know some SpecV's with under $10,000 of work that run 11 second 1/4 miles)

      See, i always hate this argument.

      You're comparing a car with $10,000 in aftermarket/custom work (the Sentra) to a fully stock car (the Viper).

      The numbers you've given really dont matter at this point, and I'm not going to look them up or ask for verification. All I'm concerned with is the stock/custom comparison.

      My point is this: If you're comparing cars, compare stock v. stock or tuned v. tuned.

      If you want to brag about the performance of a Sentra hopped on $10,000 of aftermarket work parts, please compare it to a Viper with a similar amount of work done. /rant.

    57. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "nothing like quad plus 10 to show you an offramp wasn't actually driven by the engineer who decided on that speed."

      You think the engineers decide the speed limit?!

    58. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by dnoyeb · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not entirely true. Cars are tuned for fuel efficiency. Thats because the manufacturers have to have an average fuel efficiency, and these days they got lots of trouble making up for the SUVs...

      So you can get more horses if you sacrifice efficiency. Note also, the Dodge viper and the Dodge RAM shared versions of the same V12 engine. One tuned for high horses, other tuned for high torque.

      You will not be wearing out your car with the modifications these controllers allow. You are just adjusting variables that the OEMs already have there.

      If they allows this off the line, the govt would probably force them to figure it into their average fuel economy. There are no "underclocked" cars.

      The only thing OEMs don't want is you diagnosing your car, or any repair shops fixing them. The dealerships push the OEMs hard on that aspect.

    59. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Umm... All sorts. Just not Interstates. Of course, the on-ramps are fun, especially when there is no traffic :)
      Some 20 years ago, we met, at a Vermont museum, a gentleman who went about on his restored 1903 Stanley Steamer.

      The thing had four benches, and he took 10 people at a times for rides.
      On Interstate 91.
      Going as high as 60 miles per hour to the delight of bewildered motorists. Never mind the then 55 MPH limit...

      And all this in TOTAL SILENCE. Not a sound, but some whiffs of steam...

    60. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viper was the fastest stock production car in the 1/4 mile for a long time

      No, I don't think so. It was never the fastest production car. Perhaps fastest domestic production car... But I'm afraid Porche, Ferrari, and Lotus have always been quite far ahead of anyone in the fastest production cars department...

      But, I don't know what the previous poster was calling the Viper a road course car for. It's got the worst suspension in it's class, and it's freaking heavy.

    61. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wow, which country to they put in the limiters for??? I know for a fact that at least Honda's in canada aren't limited... I've had my S2000 up to about 250km/h on back roads up here :). The car had more left in it, but I didn't have the space to find out how much...

    62. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once had sex with a guy with a 10 inch cock. It's a miracle he could get a hard-on, and even then, it wasn't that hard either...

    63. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by AddressException · · Score: 1

      That would be a V10 engine.....

    64. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have I missed something?

      I think you might have. The car of my life was a 1972 Nova that I bought for $650. Over several years, I probably put about a thousand hours and four or five thousand dollars into it. I wasn't into quarter miling, but it'd safely (well, relatively safely) go from 60 to 130 faster than anything I ever went up against on public roads, and it stuck to the road like nobody's business. I didn't have a stereo in it, but I did have a long set of side-mounted glasspack mufflers that were more satisfying than a Harley. It wasn't loud unless you really got on it, but it was so throaty and purring that I'd sometimes get goosebumps just cruising around when I'd pass a brick building and the sound would come back just right.

      It'd stop faster than any car or motorcycle I ever owned. I had a fat set of 60/225 Goodyears all around, and I could squeeze the brakes on so hard that it felt like the rear end would come up over the front. The feeling of control, the responsiveness, the connection that I felt between myself and that hunk of metal, and the sensory pleasure I got from the experience of years of driving that thing were the most enjoyment I ever got from anything inanimate. I've owned a number of other toys, but something tells me I'll never encounter anything like what the Nova was.

      So, yeah, I really do think you've missed something. Maybe you've experienced something similar with something else. I hope so. Every lad should be so lucky.

    65. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's another limiting factor here along with fuel effiency. In Japan, they have some weird gentlemen's agreement among all the heavy hitters. No 300hp+ cars from the factory. Sure, you can make a 290hp twin turbo Supra, but not 300hp. There are lots of Japanese supercars that are 'underclocked' to match this wacky ideal, all it takes is a few choice parts to earn you well over 50hp.

      Mitsubishi is famous for this as is Toyota (well, Toyota was. Haven't made anything good for a long time now).

    66. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by DavittJPotter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK.

      1.) Annoying other law-abiding motorists:
      As opposed to the 65-hp Honda Civics than can't get the fuck out of their own way and have the "super-kewl" fart-cans to make them SOUND fast? Just because I *have* 350hp in my car, or 175hp in my bike, doesn't mean I taunt other motorists.

      2.) Breaking the law
      Right. And ONLY high-horsepower car owners break the law? Again, I know plenty of Buick Park Avenues that can break the law. Run a stop sign, speed in a residential, etc.

      3.) Killing pedestrians.
      Seriously, this merits a big "Oh, fucking bullshit." I can kill pedestrians with a Dodge Neon just as easily as a Dodge Viper. Your argument is like equating birth control with abortion.

      4.) Impressing young boys
      Actually, 350hp or more is for MY enjoyment. I enjoy running against other people with high-performance vehicles on the track on Sundays, or in race events against equivalent drivers and vehicles. What the fuck is the point of smoking little Johnny in his Mommy's Beretta? Oh yeah - none.

      Your attitudes are ignorant, dangerous, and in most cases, completely wrong.

      In the same vein, I'd challenge:

      The ONLY uses for Overclocked computers and Linux are:

      1.) Annoying Microsoft and SCO - obviously, they are making good products, and any attempts to mess with them are wrong. And making your computer faster than the advertised chip you bought is stealing - if you wanted a 2GHz processor, you should have PAID for one!

      2.) Breaking the law: Linux is 'open-source', and SCO and Microsoft both oppose them. Why would you need anything other than what Microsoft gives you?

      3.) Killing capitalism: Without the valuable R&D that proprietary software companies do, there would be no innovation and no advancement in the software industry.

      4.) Impressing young boys: D3wd, my b0x is s0 lee7! C43ck 17 0u7!! 1 700k a Athl0n1200 and pushed it to 2200! Totally teh sw337!

      In other words, sir.... Feh to you and your ignorance. Don't condescend to my hobbies.

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    67. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by AddressException · · Score: 1

      but that is often due to the fact that nobody fills up a hire care with premium.

      Probably because it would make no difference. That's a common misconception.... premium fuel does not make an engine perform better if there isn't a program holding the timing back due to detonation when using 87. If there is, then 91 would increase performance, as it's more resistant to detonation, and the timing can go back to optimal.

    68. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aditionally, his SER would probably be able to take on the viper around a track too"

      The only thing this car is good for is hanging around with your buddies listening to "50-cent" on the stereo banging too loud and then talking like whiggers.

      This car couldn't beat a viper in much of anything except cost.

    69. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I spend $7,000 on performance parts the car will be able to drag against dodge vipers that cost around $60,000 (I think a dodge viper has a 12 second 1/4 mile time

      Much better bang for your buck can be found in the VW/Audi 1.8 turbo engine. with just a chip, bigger turbo and exhaust (together under $3500) you can have well over 300 horsepower and torque out the wazoo. A VW/Audi 1.8 turbo car, slightly modified, can do 12-13 second quarter miles easy.

      But who gives a crap about drag racing anyways? My grandma can push her right foot down and go fast in a straight line. Real racing involves tight twisty turns (many of them - not boring nascar lets-drive-in-a-circle-500-times). Have a look here to see where the action is.

      Another plus for the VW/Audi cars - there is a serial cable you connect to the car that you can interact with all electronic parts of the car - from the engine to the stereo to the anti-lock-brakes. And even better, the protocol spec is open and published for anyone. I can put a laptop on the front seat of my car while I drive and watch the turbo boost pressure, oil pressure, and tons of other cool real-time metrics. Very open-source'esque. You don't get that with the bland "big-three" or the "rice-boy" asian car crowd.

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    70. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Sure, the brakes don't get any better, but if you are capable to handle driving your car at 155 mph, odds are you can handle it at whatever speeds above it that it can hit.

      I had a .com Corvette (1999, red: two Prince songs), rated to 173 mph but I couldn't get it over 146 mph (going downhill with pedal on the floor, coming down an overpass on 95 in Ft. Lauderdale where it's completely flat, except for the overpasses and "Mt. Trashmore," the landfill). Must have had a governor or something...

      I put Z-rated tires on it; they weren't cheap, but I didn't spend more than $250/tire for the fronts, $350/tire for the rears (total $1200, at Sears in Pompano Fashion Square Mall). I've never heard of Y-rated tires -- just H/S/V/Z (in that order of expense). Are Y greater or lesser than Z?

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    71. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5000's (82-88) used mechanical fuel injection. Surely you didn't "chip" this! I know, I drive an '87 5000S (non turbo, non quattro), 210K miles.

      It's a great car (heavy like a boat), and it handles like a dream, and it has the shortest turning radius that Iv'e yet to experience in any other sedan.

      Did the 5000CS have an electronic wastegate that was "chippable"? Surey, that's about the only thing that would be possible to do, without risking really screwing up the fuel system. Even with the higher boost, I doubt you could get more than 40HP extra out of it, though that would put it close to 200HP.

      The increase in torque would have had to been much more substantial to really "feel" it.

    72. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats all fine and dandy, but you'd still be trying to race a Sentra.

    73. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by 74nova · · Score: 1

      so speed is something for young boys? yes, you are missing something. and second of all, even the new durangos have 340hp, its not that much. have you ever driven anything remotely fast? if not, i suggest you keep your mouth shut.

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    74. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Talisman · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I have a Nissan Sentra SE-R SpecV...It was a bit over $21,000 fully loaded...If I spend $7,000 on performance parts the car will be able to drag against dodge vipers that cost around $60,000"

      Yep. But when you cross the finish line, win or lose, you'll still be driving a Nissan Sentra.

      Tal

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    75. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by fred911 · · Score: 1

      like mustang gt owners. Go fast on dry pavement that is straight, cornering and braking weren't considered.

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    76. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by darkharlequin · · Score: 1

      I believe that he was talking about performance/price
      60000/(18-12) sec versus
      28000/(18-11) sec
      with a wildly estimated 1/4 mile time for an economy car as the baseline 1/4 mile time.
      that's 10000/second faster quarter mile time versus 4000/second faster. Yes the car will last 1/4 of the time it would in stock form, but the maintenance is 1/10 of what the viper is anyway.

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    77. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by 74nova · · Score: 3, Insightful

      how about -1 flamebait?

      im 6'2" and i appreciate the room i get in a full sized american car. i also like being able to take 5 ppl or so with me. maybe i dont want to drive around in a 800lb piece of tin with 1 carburetor per cylinder(sure, sure, theyre efi now, its a joke). ill give credit where its due, f1 racing is WAY better than nascar or indy. roundy round just seems boring. also, european cars have their place, just like american cars do. id love to own an m5, for instance. i dont think a comparable car exists factory in the US.

      concerning US motorsports:
      so autocrossing, rally, and trans am dont exist in the US? talk about ignorant. also, ever heard of the viper? yeah, the one that kicks a lot of tail in germany for a lot less $$?

      okay, how about early 90's eagle talons with awd turbo motors that can see 13's stock and still outcorner your aston for thousands less?

      to each his own, have you ever driven in a 2600lb car with 500hp? i have nothing against european cars, but you wanted to troll... drive the car you want the way you want, but dont talk trash about my choices in the matter.

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    78. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ONLY uses for Overclocked computers and Linux are:

      1.) Annoying Microsoft and SCO - obviously, they are making good products, and any attempts to mess with them are wrong. And making your computer faster than the advertised chip you bought is stealing - if you wanted a 2GHz processor, you should have PAID for one!

      2.) Breaking the law: Linux is 'open-source', and SCO and Microsoft both oppose them. Why would you need anything other than what Microsoft gives you?

      3.) Killing capitalism: Without the valuable R&D that proprietary software companies do, there would be no innovation and no advancement in the software industry.

      4.) Impressing young boys: D3wd, my b0x is s0 lee7! C43ck 17 0u7!! 1 700k a Athl0n1200 and pushed it to 2200! Totally teh sw337!


      concur yr analysis

    79. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by fred911 · · Score: 1

      "But, I don't know what the previous poster was calling the Viper a road course car for. It's got the worst suspension in it's class, and it's freaking heavy"

      How bout it! I've had a number of 911's (nothing later then 89). One day a friend of mine brought his friend who cashed his options in (200k or so just out of college.. dot com daiz) and bought some hockey players Calaway viper (sp). He proceded to take me for a ride. On the last straight home he jumped on the throttle. The vehicle violently lifted, I noticed the steering get way toooo loose and we were rocketing above 100mph real quick.
      I was nervous. Watkins Glenn in my 930 at 120mph was relaxing and under control. A viper above 90 was scarry shit.

      The end of the ride he said "I bet you never felt that in a Porsche!". I just grinned.. some people never get it.

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    80. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kinda' like packing a 10 inch cock. You may not really use it any more than the average guy does...but damn..it sure does feel good to know it's right there under the hood.

      DISCLAIMER!!! The above statement is unfortunately not based on the posters
      personal experience.

      Is it based on the posters personal preference ?

    81. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by starnix · · Score: 1

      Have you ever driven one??? If you have, Nuff said...

    82. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by wankledot · · Score: 1
      Actually the both have V10s, not 12s. But you're right, they were tuned for different situations.

      However, you can definately wear out a car modifying stock ECU programming. Just run the car lean (too little gas) and kiss your headgasket byebye.

      As far as 'underclocked' cars go, there are LOT of auto makers that detune their cars. It's very very common, all in the name of marketing.

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    83. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by fred911 · · Score: 1

      "5000's (82-88) used mechanical fuel injection."
      They did not! They use CIS sometimes known as K-lambda or K-Jetronic.

      Not being a domestic type guy, only vehicles I know running mechanical injection were 911's from 69(ish) to 73. 73.5 911's were CIS.

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    84. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a European car you might like. It's the McLaren F1. It sports 680bhp and since the driver seat is the middle, you can store your blubber on the seats on each side for better comfort.

    85. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by MaxNerd · · Score: 1

      For Fun maybe?! Pfft! Canadians.

    86. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The short answer to your question is that a Y rated tire may be greater than a Z rated tire. A longer explanation follows...
      The Z rating was supposed to be the highest rating. It signifies tires capable of speeds *over* 149 m/h. The other ratings, H/S/V/and others, signify maximum speeds capable with those tires. W and Y were introduced indicating top speeds of 168 m/h and 186 m/h respectively. Now they even have parenthesized Y which indicates tires that were tested at speeds over 186 m/h. Note that the formally speaking W, Y, and (Y) tires are also Z rated, and so on some tires you will see, for example, a Z rating in the size description and a Y rating in the service description.

    87. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by ottothecow · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You had to bring up the eagle talons...

      Too bad they are really just rebranded Eclipses (ok so they were a combined initiative but the eclipse name lives on with mitsu). But with all the mitsubishi engineers working on them and the fact that many of their parts are kept up by the mitsubishi enthousiasts, I would not consider them an american car.

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    88. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by dchamp · · Score: 1

      American cars aren't measured in kilos. They're measured in pounds. :p
      p.s. Thanks for the blatant over generalization of all Americans as SUV-driving knuckle-draging NASCAR fans. Some of us are ricerboy mouth-breathing cousin-marrying wrastlin' fans, thankyouverymuch.
      I really dislike the bigger and bigger SUV trends (although I did drive a Ford Explorer for 2 years, but have since regained my sanity). There are a lot of them, but the top-selling passenger cars in the US are mostly mid to small sized cars, like the Camry, Accord, Taurus, Civic, Escort / Focus...
      I can't understand why so many people think they need a monster SUV for their daily single-passenger commute to work. Why not just pile up all of your money and set it on fire? By the time you figure in the initial purchase cost (SUV's are quite expensive), plus about 1/2 the MPG rating or worse of the average passenger car, plus replacing the expensive off-road tires that never leave a paved surface after a couple of years...

    89. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by TWX · · Score: 2, Informative

      "So you can get more horses if you sacrifice efficiency. Note also, the Dodge viper and the Dodge RAM shared versions of the same V12 engine. One tuned for high horses, other tuned for high torque."

      Something else to keep in mind before making this assertion is that while the engines might be the same design, the implementations on other aspects might be wholly different. Specifically, Chrysler has a habit of using cast crankshafts in some applications and forged ones in others. The Cylinder Heads on the truck engine were probably not the same as the ones on the Viper's version. If different pistons were used, I wouldn't be surprised to find the viper using H-Beam rods with the truck using I-Beam rods, even if they are the exact same length. Pistons would probably be different too, so that the compression on the Viper is naturally higher than it can be in the truck.

      So, while the LA-Derived V-10 might have the same block castings, dimensions, and some components, I wouldn't be surprised if the really important stuff is so different as to make it hard to make a stock truck engine turn a Viper's performance without risking ruining the engine.

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    90. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Exactly -- as I said, my foot was on the floor but the car just wouldn't go any faster, even as I went up and over the overpass. Going up should have slowed it down (it didn't), and coming down should have sped it up (it didn't). I was very unimpressed, but keeping the car on the road was enough trouble that I'm somewhat glad I couldn't get it going any faster. (Good thing there weren't other cars on 95 at 3 am, or for that matter, cops.)

      The cool thing, though, was the traction control. I could take a 90 degree corner in the rain with my foot on the floor; the car would come to a complete stop while turning (foot still on the floor), then accelerate in the direction I wanted to go. If I had an older Corvette I probably would have wrecked it. It was twice as fast and twice as safe as the '90 Mustang GT convertible I had before it.

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    91. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 2, Informative

      No 300hp+ cars from the factory

      Infiniti FX45: 315HP

    92. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the agreement is that you don't advertise power output of over 275, not limit the actual power output.

      Even on modern cars it's nearly impossible to get the horsepower right on 290 mark, some will be 300+ some will be 280. It just depends on how the tolerances add up.

      Anyways, plenty of high end japanese sports cars with real horse power well over 280-290HP, they just don't talk about it.

    93. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by wankledot · · Score: 1
      A lot of supercars use P Zero Rosso Pirellis, they're not THAT much money. In fact, you can get very high speed rated tires for less than $200 each.

      The reason that some cars (ferraris) come with amazingly expensive tires is that they are designed for a very specific suspension geometry and handling for that particular car, not because they're rated for super-high speeds.

      And a lot of people drive sportscars on the road, as well as track events, particularly porsches, so there *is* a reason for the car to be insanely "over" powered.

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    94. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about?

      K-Jetronic CIS *IS* mechanical fuel injection. Fuel is distributed via a distrubutor type mechanism. It's entirely mechanically controlled.

      I understand that some 5000's (likely the quattro's) and even 5000S's came equiped with K(E)-Jetronic; which is the one with the lambda sensor, to adjust fuel flow dynamically for better fuel economy, also to save the cat, lest the fuel injection be improperly tuned, and the mix be to rich and destroy it.

      K-Jetronic was an upgrade on the 911 (when it replaced the persnickety, and troublesome D-Jetronic electronic injection), in the mid 70's, and it was used in all sorts of vehicles after that.

    95. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      I think the gentlemen's agreement is closer to 280hp, and sometimes they'll just advertise 280hp even if it actually makes a lot more. The Skyline GTR was famous for having stronger horses than the other 280hp supercars. And as you say there's also no shortage of aftermarket tuners if that's not enough.

    96. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subaru WRX STi has 300hp

    97. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by ottawanker · · Score: 1

      Also, I wouldn't be suprised if the V10 in the Viper was aluminum, and the V10 in the truck was cast-iron.

      That, and massive camshaft (and some head) differences to make less horsepower and more torque in the truck.

    98. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by HughsOnFirst · · Score: 1

      "shared versions of the same V12 engine"
      Um, no.
      Dodge viper aluminum V10
      Dodge RAM cast iron V10.

      I think the pistons cranks valves cams and intakes are different as well

    99. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Don't forget that not too many years ago, a 300hp car was an economy car. The musclecars were conservatively rated ~400 to 450hp, and in reality most were over 500hp. Up to a point, the faster the engine turns, the more horsepower it makes. To avoid insurance problems, all of the manufacturers simply stopped the dyno run before their engine reached its peak power output. The 426 Hemi was rated at 425hp at about 4500rpm. That same engine put out over 550hp if you ran it past the 4500rpm mark.

      Chevy had a 460hp street engine, Ford had several in the 430+hp range, and Chrysler had several over 400hp. And those were the "published" figures, not the actual hp ratings.

      In the mid 60's, Pontiac planned to release a 680hp 400ci Tempest, but shelved the project due to insurance companies having cardiac arrests when they heard about it.

    100. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by vanillacoke · · Score: 1

      He said car silly, that's a SUV. But looking further (teh quick google ;)) the 89k Nissan Skyline GT-R (twin turbo inline 6) is in fact 280HP. I don't know about you, but for 89k car id like nice round numbers. The different levels on the car's Torque range from 266 to 293.

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    101. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What possible use could you have for a 340-350hp car?

      Going to the track. Though I would recommend concentrating on suspension/braking before you modify any car's engine much above its original rating.

    102. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      "Afford?"

      The modifications that "ricers," as you so intelligently put it, install into their cars often cost them much, MUCH more than it would have to get a car that had comparable performance stock.

      They're hardware hackers, plain and simple. They get a lot of enjoyment out of doing it, that's all.

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    103. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're and idiot and don't get it.

    104. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by rodgster · · Score: 1

      Ah.... Y rated.... yea .... whatever.

      I only buy Z rated tires for my Motorcycle.

      That's rated for 150+ in case you don't know.

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    105. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by webroach · · Score: 1

      You might want to look a little deeper for info on the Skyline. I would bet you're looking at Motor X's website for the pricing, though I could be wrong.

      If so, please remember that their price reflects some fairly bloated federalization fees. You know, for things like putting new tire information labels on. In english. Ok, they would have had to crash test a few too.

      The Skyline is not all that expensive in Japan. You can get a '95 there for less than $7K. Granted, the fact that the shaken fees for a powerful car like the Skyline can make them used-lot/export bait pretty quickly.

    106. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      What possible use could you have for a 340-350hp car? [snip] Have I missed something?

      Uh, pulling a trailer? (IOW: Hauling shit around.)

      And yeah, before you spout off about the fact that you didn't mean SUVs or trucks, I can pull a boat or small RV trailer behind my 1970 Mustang.

      It is also nice to be able to merge onto a freeway from a short on-ramp at the speed traffic is going. Vanagon-loving hippies here just can't seem to do it with their air-cooled 50 HP engine.

      FWIW, the car I usually drive is 150 H.P. and gets 35 MPG.

      (I bet *you* drive a Subaru.)

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    107. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Nissan Sentra SE-R SpecV (yeah that's annoying to say I wish they just called it a SpecV.)

      "Rice burner" is easy to say.

    108. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Courtesy the AC in case anyone missed it: "Subaru WRX STi has 300hp"

      Actually it's closer to 320 but what makes it to the ground is less (yeah an AWD drivetrain is lossy). They don't sell this model in Japan, it's an American market only car, which is unusual for Subaru. The WRX STi there gets smaller displacement to fit with the World Rally rules (2.0 liters of displacement only). Ours is a 2.5 liter IIRC...and the main reason they pulled this rabbit out of the hat is to beat Mitsubishi's EVO8.

    109. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by hugzz · · Score: 1
      No, I don't think so. It was never the fastest production car. Perhaps fastest domestic production car... But I'm afraid Porche, Ferrari, and Lotus have always been quite far ahead of anyone in the fastest production cars department...

      I said in the 1/4 mile.

      Dodge Viper 1/4 mile: 12.0 seconds
      Ferrari f50 1/4 mile: 12.1 seconds.

      Note, i also used past tense

    110. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but don't Audi's cost over $30,000 new? And besides it's more fun burning vipers in a Nissan Sentra than an Audi.

    111. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by JonathanCombe · · Score: 1

      If you want more power, you buy a cheap car and then aftermarket parts. You pay the insurance for a cheap little 4 banger, but get the performance of a big block v-8.
      Umm, are you sure your insurance would then be valid? In the UK at least, most insurance companies want to know if you've modified the car (added alloys that sort of thing). I'm quite sure modifying chips in your car to make it more powerful or faster would count as a modification. If you tell them you've done that they'll probably think "Oh no - boy racer" and refuse to cover you. If you don't tell them your insurance will most probably be invalid.

    112. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      yes; 3 stickers placed in strategic positions will earn you well over 50hp on these cars

    113. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by maharg · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. You need at least 550BHP

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    114. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supras have 330hp

    115. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by B4RSK · · Score: 1

      The 180km/hr limiter is for Japanese cars sold to the domestic market. 280hp is also the Japanese makers' agreed limit for domestically sold cars. Interestingly they didn't set a limit on torque though. The S2000 is limited at 250km/hr outside Japan, so that's as fast as it would have gone. Ian

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    116. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that's not a joke too. Females actually can and do become injured this way.

      You're right about Slavic girls. They're sweet.

    117. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry if I've got this wrong, but isn't the Ford F-150 the best selling private vehicle in the USA?

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    118. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by TWX · · Score: 1

      It is, now. When they were new, they both had variants of the same cast-iron block. That changed when their displacements changed.

      When the Viper roadster (and subsequent variations) came out, I was very impressed that Chrysler could build a supercar with much of the capability of the european high end cars while still using good ol' pushrod engine design. They're starting to get down to the $20,000 mark for the first year cars. It is tempting...

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    119. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by monkeyfinger · · Score: 1
      im 6'2" and i appreciate the room i get in a full sized american car.

      Interesting. I'm 6'4", I might have to try some big american cars out for size.

    120. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry if I've got this wrong, but isn't the Ford F-150 the best selling private vehicle in the USA?

      After a quick google search, I could not find any sources that said it was the best selling private vehicle. The F-150 is a truck and many use it as that. Even if it was the best selling private vehicle, that means little in the overall picture. How does that compare to the number of small cars sold? How does that compare to the number of small cars on the road from before? Yeh, there are alot who drive SUVs and probbly shouldn't. But, there are a lot who don't. Your previous comment was flamebait. Pure and simple.

      Also your numbers are inflated to show you don't know. Most SUVs don't use much more than 200 horsepower.

      And by the way, You don't know a thing about agricultural machinery either. They usually use less than 200 horsepower diesel engines.

    121. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that not too many years ago, a 300hp car was an economy car. The musclecars were conservatively rated ~400 to 450hp, and in reality most were over 500hp.

      That is simply not true. 400-450 hp cars were easily available. But economy cars were the same as they are today. For example the Plymouth Valiant was 106 horsepower.

    122. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      The Act is used to cover replacement parts generally..Auto retailers used to say you could not use any parts but theirs, or it would void your warrantee. The Act makes it, I believe, that tehy would have to show how the part caused actual damage.

      If you go and put in the wrong part and wreck your engine, the Act won't help you.

      Also.. you will find that, despite what the article says, some manufacturers actually approve (as far as warrantee goes) some kinds of software upgrades...

    123. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had a ten inch cock.

      INSTEAD OF THIS MONSTER!

    124. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Right on.

      You just made me feel a whole lot more confident about my choice to buy a 2004 Jetta Sport 1.8T on monday... (I believe it corresponds to a GLS 1.8t in the US)...

    125. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Or you can accelerate so damn fast the issue does not arise.
      No, no matter how fast you can accelerate you should always be going as fast as safe on the on-ramp until you reach the speed of traffic. Sure you can put on a burst of acceleration at the end, but I'm right behind in my 49hp GEO that can't. You need to accelerate for the benifit of drivers behind you who can't.

      Acceleration is not the answer to any driving problems. It might seem like it, but there are enough truckers with 3 million accident free miles out there despite not having the ability to accelerate that you can be sure quick acceleration is not a necessary for good driving.

      Try a little politeness, if enough people in Massachusetts did you wouldn't have the problem. You need to start with yourself. Constantly be polite no matter how the others treat you. Take a defensive driving course sometime too, and then do what they teach you, it really works.

    126. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by cluckshot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We Americans might have some other reasons to have and do what we do that the EU and Asian Types don't think about. While I am not personally a fan of the extremely big cars, you might just take note that we don't live in Europe or Asia.

      When my wife who is from the Philippines was processing her papers to come here, I told her to get some training in driving a car. She said, "No I will just walk to the store and where I want to go." I countered, it is 8 km from my house to the nearest substantial store, you need to learn to drive. I do not live in the West USA, I live in a fairly populated area of the East in Madison County Alabama.

      We Americans are likely to have to use our vehicles to haul furniture, and large items that EU types and East Asians are likely to have delivery services for. We are also likely to live where travel in the order of 150 km on a daily trip is not uncommon. (Yes I do know the Miles to Km conversions) I am also 1.88 m tall. I do not fit well in one of those little tin can cars that the world thinks I should use. I do own a large Nissan Quest Minivan. It is much more pleasant than my Honda Civic which is my other car. The economy in gasoline usage is about 22mpg city and 30 mpg Highway on the Nissan and about 32 mpg Honda Civic and about 40 mpg highway. My work is about to have to make me take a Transcontinental Trip. At my Size and carrying some luggage etc I need a larger vehicle.

      I don't here too much about EU types having to travel say 3,000 km in 3 day with a wife 2 kids and luggage on board. I also don't hear about you buying plywood and lumber for building onto your property very often.

      There is another point that the EU types and the East Asians miss when they start dumping on NASCAR and Monster Trucks and Drag Racing etc. (I am not a racing fan) Very nearly every innovation in efficiency or safety in Automotive Transportation has arisin from such types as the NASCAR Racers. It is their "Tweeking" that has brought about the new technology. These are the Tech Scientists on the Cutting Edge who brought about the prosperity of modern society. Resenting them is just plain IGNORANT.

      EU Types also live in a world with streets built for horse and donkey tech. Their major cities do have some modern streets but London, Paris and many others are mostly narrow streets incapacitated for modern transport. The USA on the other hand was generally built to handle this. The comparison of our world and your world is simply not to understand that they are as alien as seperate planets. The reason we have brought the world cars, aircraft, farm tractors, and a lot more is because we don't think like the EU types. We don't live like you do and this is not to say that you are wrong for your world. It simply is to say that you are wrong about our world.

      Our weather is quite different from yours. The comments about Airconditioning is a good example. I live in Alabama. Our weather finds that in the Spring, Summer and Fall I am subject to having the temperature in my car reach 80 Deg C in the mid day. Opening the windows finds the exterior temperature reaching between 35 and 40 Deg C. The Relative Humidity is often 95% or higher. This just doesn't happen even in southern Europe. You may get as hot but for the most part your Heat Index is much less. Also at your Humidity conditions a wet cloth cools you adequately. Here it just gets you sticky and hotter. In the winter I am subject to having my windows fog up not from temperature but from Humidity conditions and Air Conditioning is a Safety tool then! These conditions are not solved by opening windows.

      Our conditions are vastly different here on so many issues that you simply don't know what is going on. While I know persons who love NASCAR and it is most definitely a very popular sport in Alabama (Number 1 or 2) it is hardly the "Obsession" that you think.

      Being from Alabama I think you simply don't have a clue as to what is going on either. This isn't some Hick sport of the ignorant t

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    127. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think the engineers decide the speed limit?

      Correct. Engineers design the offramp, bureaucrats decide the speed limit.

    128. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      It's kinda' like packing a 10 inch cock.

      Yeah; the analogy is good in more way than one. Beyond a certain size, is it going to impress the girls, or is it just something you want to brag about to other guys? Because, I doubt a 25 inch cock would do much for anyone beyond getting them on a freak show. Same with cars.

      Slightly off-topic, but I've often wondered what would happen if (say) the devil appeared to a number of averagely-sized guys and said

      "Look, you can have a dick any size you like. I'm going to let it grow by an inch a second, and you tell me when to stop."

      Assuming there wasn't any trickery involved, what sort of size would most guys choose? Would they be happy with their choice?

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    129. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they'd be dead, because they wouldn't say stop, then they'd pass out and die from lack of blood to the brain.

    130. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Finkelstokcterspinkl · · Score: 1

      Great response and 100 percent on the mark ...

    131. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by MadHungarian1917 · · Score: 1

      Most cars have this. It's called OBD II all you need is the interface starts at about $100US and some software and you can monitor all the parameters of your car. there are even palm versions of this interface (more expensive) of course the Govt had to force the US and Japanese manufacturers to play nice unlike VW/Audi who did it on their own.

    132. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by 74nova · · Score: 1

      ah yes, i was curious if anybody knew that. i realize i hinted that it was an american car and perhaps that isnt completely true. you are mostly correct, im not sure i consider it an american either.

      i own a 93 eclipse whose motor i installed from a 92 talon that i also own. it says mitsubishi right on the valve cover. okay, the quick story of the eagle talon/mitsubishi eclipse/plymouth laser is that chrysler and mistubishi got together to form diamond star motors(dsm) and pumped out about 100 billion of these little things that all look just alike. they were made in normal, illinois, USA. sure, japanese parts mostly, but made in usa at least. in 1989 when these little buggers started, they produced a 2.0L FWD turbo in the laser that pumped out 1.6hp/ci, not too shabby. later on, the eclipses were available in gst badging for about the same hp but with all wheel drive(the talon having the same features, but with the tsi badges).

      youre right, the eclipse is all that lives today and i doubt they are made in the usa anymore, tho i havent found proof either way.

      at any rate, the parent of my original post was saying that americans drive huge, slow cars. so, even tho we did in fact make this one, i can vouch for the fact that lots of americans love driving it as well. my 1.8L 92hp 35mpg version notwithstanding, i love them as well.

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    133. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by 74nova · · Score: 1

      my wife's 63 galaxie (ironically, shes a little 5'2" thing) could seat 6 people my size comfortably, tho it is a huge boat such as the parent of my post suggests, hehe.

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    134. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by 74nova · · Score: 1

      did i or did i not mention f1? im pretty sure i did. not only that, but i woudl love to drive one. im not sure where ill find some blubber as i have none on me, but thanks for the head-up.

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    135. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Ack, nice bike like that and you've never take it to the Gap?

      200 miles is a pansy ride, anyhow. What, three hours each way? And taking roads like the Cherehola Skyway and the BRP to get there, you won't even notice the time fly by.

      Lucky bastard. It's over 1000 miles from here, I've only been once. Had to take a trailer, too, 1000 miles on Friday, the gap on Saturday, 100 miles back on Sunday. Do yourself a favour and leave home around 5am, slay the dragon from 8 to 9, rest, and head home. 11am-5pm gets stupid levels of traffic, and you can't have much fun there at dusk.

      > Saddly it is winter and damn cold here so I haven't had a chance to in months.

      Dress for the weather. I was out last night for an hour, and still commute almost daily.

      Oh, and I live in Canada. I'll bet it's colder here than TN/NC! Remember, though, if it's really cold that you need to pay attention to your suspension (fork oil with be thick for the first part of the ride, affecting compression/rebound damping), and your tires will probably not get fully up to temperature.

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    136. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by gaj · · Score: 1
      Hey! WTF is wrong with Subaru?!

      Otherwise, I agree with you that the whiny twit who doesn't like high horesepower cars is full of shit.

    137. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a hell of a lot more difference between a viper _V10_ and a RAM v10 then a software fix.

      Try a new head, different compression ratios, etc. And the viper engine is still torque biased due to the block dimensions (piston height vs bore). Hell the RAM engine would still be a pretty decent engine in the lighter viper body and with the viper gearing.

      Anyway these tweaks are similiar to cpu overclocking.

      Engine parts are "binned" in that they are made to be within certain tolerences, in the same way that cpus are binned at speed ratings.

      Sometimes you will get an "sweet" engine which happens to have all parts at finer tolerences then required, allowing greater performance potential then that allowed by the lower tolerence settings. In the same way that a CPU may be capable of more then it's Mhz rating (either because it didn't quite make the next grade, or marketing requiring a lower speed cheap ala celeron 300a)

      In both cases you can squeeze out more performance by pure software fixs if you are willing to commit to stricter maintainence or vigilance.

      eg: car - more frequent minor services, high quality fuel.
      cpu - less resilence to higher then normal environmental temperatures, requiring more attention to CPU temperature.

      However in both cases you will be lucky to get more then a single figure performance improvement.

      The addition of extra or improved hardware will result in more significant performance enhancement.eg:
      cars - turbo, balancing, injectors, exhaust
      cpu - heatsink, HSFs (case, cpu), alternative cooling.

      Summary: Nice if you can get it, but don't expect manufacturer support. Not exactly new, there have been piggy back ECU chips every since ECUs were released.

      PS: replace CPU with GPU if you like.

    138. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1


      http://www.usatoday.com/money/autos/2004-02-03-j an -sales_x.htm

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    139. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Malc · · Score: 1

      I have a '99 Passat. Back then VW de-tuned the engines even further. I've been thinking about chipping it for a while. For about CAD$450, I can boost the power from 150 to 180 HP. It will also removed the speed limiter, although I don't care about that as it's currently set for the rated top speed of the tyres: 220 kph - I'm never going to go that fast anyway. The things I'm really interested in though are the boost in torque and the improved fuel economy (assuming I'm not enjoying that extra torque too much).

      I like the VW TDI engine too: that would be my choice if I were buying today. I believe they can be chipped for a huge boost too. They have amazing fuel economy in comparison. Too bad the oil companies in N. America won't clean up their diesel - if they did we could get the better performance TDI's available in Europe.

    140. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by dvd_tude · · Score: 1

      Not entirely true *again* - cars (in the U.S. anyway) are tuned for emissions compliance first, reliability second. Performance and mileage come after that.

      The main emissions issue is that catalytic convertors require a very specific and narrow range of operation to be able to achieve legal HC and NOx emissions. Too lean and NOx goes up; too rich and HC goes up. This range happens to be just rich of stoichemetric, so mileage and power tend to suffer.

      Also, in the U.S. the manufacturer has to warrant the emissions system for 100,000 miles. This means that anything that causes premature failure becomes a liability.

      Specific example: the new Mazda RX-8 makes nominally 250HP (some say even as high as 280, at least for the concept car) but by the time it made it here to the U.S. it was derated to 238HP. Why? Because the ECU had to be reprogrammed so the catalyst would last the 100,000 miles. The US-spec RX-8's mileage also suffered somewhat too. Bummer.

      Now as to the example of the Viper vs. the RAM V10... this is a poor example. The RAM is a much heavier vehicle to begin with, and in V10 form is expected to tow what, like 10,000 lb or so? The application is much different, so in order to work efficiently (let alone survive) the RAM's version is of course going to be tuned to optimize torque (milder valve timing, different heads/manifold, etc.) vs. the Viper application. Secondarily, their ECU's would be different, but not for the reasons that you state. This is a good thing in my book.

      Bottom line: US cars are far from optimally-tuned for mileage.

    141. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      Most 1.8T VW owners opt for a chip/exhaust combo only. With just a chip, a turboback exhaust and an intake, we can push the car from 160 whp to about 200 whp, 215 whp on race gas.

      The stock car comes with 180 hp. 160 whp gives it a drivetrain loss of about a pretty low 12%. 200 and 215 whp represents 225 and 242 hp respectively.

      To give you a perspective, here are some HP figures for the newest cars: Audi TT: 225, Altima V6: 240, Accord V6: 240, Maxima: 260, BMW 330i: 225, Lexus IS300: 230, Subaru WRX: 225 - all of these cars carry a higher drivetrain loss (especially the WRX), with the exception of the TT and the 330.

      So it puts our little VW up there with these guys, for about US $1000 in mods.

    142. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 6'7", and I can just about fit into a Ford Fiesta, and can drive my Ford Escort comfortably. So you as a short-arse don't need a monster truck.

    143. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by wankledot · · Score: 1

      You have 16" brakes inside of 17" wheels? not much room for a caliper in there. And those are damn skinny tires for that much power, it would seem to me.

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    144. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by s7726 · · Score: 1

      You may be able to accelerate right at the bottom of the ramp but some of us need the whole ramp to get up to speed. Your the ass that i hate waiting till the last f'n second to speed up. You might be a nice guy and all but damn that shizy pisses me off.

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    145. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your link:

      Ford Motor's (F) sales fell 5.3% even though the redesigned Ford F-150 pickup -- best-selling vehicle in the USA -- is on a pace to set a sales record.

      It is the best selling VEHICLE not PRIVATE VEHICLE. A lot of people buy it for use a work vehicle because that is what it is made for.

    146. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by matfud · · Score: 1

      In the EU high performance cars come with 155MPH governers. You can remove them, but you cannot buy stock cars without the governer.

      matfud

    147. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by wljones · · Score: 1

      Adam Nelson has some good advice, and shows more knowledge than whoever wrote the article. The most efficient fuel mixture for high speed will use all the fuel for speed, leaving none for cooling. Engine heads turn red hot in a hurry. Figuring the correct mix is a fine art. Dragster guru Don Garlits was a master at this, and could tweak to perfection for each run. Wannabes without his extensive experience may expect to sacrifice some efficiency or lose a few engines while learning.

    148. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by gagy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I am also 1.88 m tall. I do not fit well in one of those little tin can cars that the world thinks I should use.

      That's rather strange, since I'm 190cm tall and I owned a Metro, which was plenty big enough for me. In fact, a '95+ Metro/Swift (now Aveo/Swift) has more legroom in the front and back than a '94 Cavalier. These cars look tiny from the outside, but there's some rather impressive engineering at work to gain a lot of space.

      I don't here too much about EU types having to travel say 3,000 km in 3 day with a wife 2 kids and luggage on board. I also don't hear about you buying plywood and lumber for building onto your property very often.

      I have lived in Europe (Eastern Europe to be exact) and people do haul stuff around like you wouldn't believe! I've seen everything from bricks to cow shit (for fertelizer) moved in the trunk (which was often times in the front on many rear engined models) I've taken vacations spanning thousands of kilometers with a family of four. I've seen my grandfather hauling a trailer of fruits and veggies to the market with his 1968, 49HP Skoda 1000MB. Not to mention that the roads in Eastern Europe at this time were way worse than anything here, yet the little cars got the job done. It's all American perception that you need an SUV to go over a speed bump.

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    149. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by buus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Insightful? You could do everything you stated in a mini-van with less than 300 HP but I'm sure that would dent your image so you drive a 3 ton SUV instead .... by yourself for 95% of the time probably. I'm soooo tired of people rationalizing "I wanna SUV" with "I take 5 people with me and I'm 6'2". I'm 6'2" and can take 4 people in my audi A4 just fine.

    150. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "so autocrossing, rally, and trans am dont exist in the US? talk about ignorant. also, ever heard of the viper? yeah, the one that kicks a lot of tail in germany for a lot less $$?"

      Oh. is there an American round of the WRC now?

      And the Viper? Fuck off! It's a piece of plastic junk with a TRUCK engine, that still gets outdragged by a TVR. The Viper is an embarrasment, as is the Corvette.

      And an 1180kg car with 500hp, no I've never driven such a thing, but any fool can make an engine produce a lot of power - witness the nitro brigade.

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    151. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by wmeyer · · Score: 1

      I don't here too much about EU types having to travel say 3,000 km in 3 day with a wife 2 kids and luggage on board. I also don't hear about you buying plywood and lumber for building onto your property very often.

      In much of Europe, a "long" trip may be 20Km, or so. I have made the trip from Baltimore to San Jose in just over 3 days (it was in a small car, by the way, and it took me a week to get over the various cramps and aches), and have repeatedly made trips on which I averaged 900+ miles per day.

      On balance, it is much more pleasant in my minivan than it was in a Mazda, and the mileage is only modestly worse.

      Here in the land of fruits and nuts and eco-socialists (California), we are saddled with diamond lanes in a state where carpooling is rarely practical. Net result: car pool lanes are nearly empty when traffic is heaviest, and used only by families, most of the time. Since few of the highways are adequate to the traffic density in the first place, artificially impeding traffic flow actually results in increased air pollution, rather than the decrease that the eco-freaks claim.

      Reality is a bitch, and a vocal minority choose to ignore it, while attempting to force their misguided notions on the rest of us.

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    152. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      yes, I agree that many (often more intelligent) americans have seen the errors in driving huge cars and have made the switch.

      As for the eclipses being made here, its quite possible (I know hondas are definately made in factories around the workd, but the prototypes, design, and parts come from japan) but they could also be made and shipped. I know the design is all done in japan by mitsubishi and when they get the "sneak peek" photos of new generation cars rolling out of boats (in Car & Driver for example), the eclispes have been coming off japanese boats for the current and next generation.

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    153. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by xtronics · · Score: 1
      it's not hard to argue that the changes you made to the computer caused it

      unless of course you put the old chip back in before you take it to the dealer. If you are interested in EFI ECU hacking there is some good information and links at: http://xtronics.com/memory/efi_ecu_faq.htm

    154. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by satterth · · Score: 1

      Not if you race for pick slips

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    155. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 0, Troll

      Our weather finds that in the Spring, Summer and Fall I am subject to having the temperature in my car reach 80 Deg C in the mid day. Opening the windows finds the exterior temperature reaching between 35 and 40 Deg C.

      Strange... I've been in spain a good few times, similar temperatures to the above, if not hotter, yet most people seem to do fine without A/C in their cars there. :)

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    156. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      He was replying to a post which pointed out some US act which prohibits manufacturers from accepting liability for faults in their cars on the grounds that an owner made unrelated modification.

      Here is what he said:

      I didn't read the article so it's not 100% clear what there doing but this doesn't seem knew. Changing these settings can cause the engine to die prematurely. While you may be able to reprogram the chip back to factory specs before you get it repaired it's still illegal and immoral.

      So, not only did he not read the article, he then immediately equates, for all intents and purposes, using such chips with illegal/immoral behaviour, at least he said "it's still illegal and immoral" not "but that would be illegal and immoral" - ie even if you reprogrammed it, it'd still be illegal and immoral. Maybe that was just an unfortunate mistake on the poster's part which changed what he wrote from what he had intended, but the rest of his post continues on in a similarly confused fashion, continuing on with the notion that "people who modify chip" == "people who (might) try rip off their dealer", when the clearly the context, which the poster is making his reply in, relates to going to your dealer for unrelated faults.

      If the suspension on your chipped car fails and you take it back to the manufacturer to have it fixed under warranty, is that illegal? Clearly it is not, indeed that act exists because the _manufacters_ were, previously, immorally refusing to honour their warrantees or other obligations due to unrelated modifications.

      The poster who I replied to either is living on another planet, due to their unique outlook on morality, or is simply a dolt, who is neither bothered to read the article concerned nor even the post he replies to.

      Does that clear it up for you? :)

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    157. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Enigma+Deadsouls · · Score: 1

      200 miles is a pansy ride, anyhow. What, three hours each way? And taking roads like the Cherehola Skyway and the BRP to get there, you won't even notice the time fly by.

      Seems I can't even remember where the hell deals gap/the tail of the dragon is. As it turns out it is only about 100 miles west of me. Yes I am an idiot, not only can I not remember where the hell things are in the state I live in, but I havn't even taken my bike to the tail of the dragon. As I said I am lazy, but I plan to make it out there this summer. I am trying to get a friend in Charlotte to come up, I am sure he would like it. He rides a 1995 Ninja 500. Not a great bike by any means, but it is his first bike. Atleast he didn't do like the typical squid and buy something like a gsxr1000 for his first bike.

      Dress for the weather. I was out last night for an hour, and still commute almost daily.

      I can't stand cold weather. We have been getting snow here recently, so I haven't even been able to go out for a short joy ride. When the roads arn't covered in snow and ice there is an excessive amount of salt/sand on the road. I don't like taking my bike out in that shit.

      Oh, and I live in Canada. I'll bet it's colder here than TN/NC! Remember, though, if it's really cold that you need to pay attention to your suspension (fork oil with be thick for the first part of the ride, affecting compression/rebound damping), and your tires will probably not get fully up to temperature.

      You're a canuck, you're used to balls shrinking weather.

      Speaking of tires, I finally got my free 120/70 Diablo friday. Right now I have 120/70 and 180/55 Diablo Corsa's mounted. I was just going to pick up a 180/55 Diablo so I could get the free 120/70, but I got a good deal on buying a 180/55 and 120/70 Diablo. $250 including install, picked them up locally so I didn't pay shipping, and seeing as I know the guy real well I didn't pay tax. So now I have two diablo and one diablo corsa in 120/70, and one of each in 180/55.

    158. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      Hey! WTF is wrong with Subaru?!

      Sorry, I should have said "Subaru GL or equivalent."

      Though to be honest, between the two Subarus my parents owned, I can't say I'd buy one. (Though they weren't Imprezas.)

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    159. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      In short though, the Skyline GT-R is limited to the same 280hp as my car. But Nissan has designed the entire car as a 600hp car, and chipping the car very quickly gives you nearly 600hp. SIX HUNDRED! As I said, some cars are meant to be chipped. -- This kind of thing makes me wonder when does the ticket change from a Police ticket (speeding) to an FAA ticket (flying too low)??

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    160. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by fred911 · · Score: 1

      hummm. I thought mechanical injection used a mechanical fuel pump (usualy powered by a belt from a cam) not a fuel distributer fed by an electric fuel pump. Both systems CIS and mechanical injection use injectors that have no moving parts.

      The only thing the lamda signal did on CIS systems was to trigger a frequency valve to enrich or lean the distributer after the thermo-time switch did it's thing..

      wha do i know:-)

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    161. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      So you can get more horses if you sacrifice efficiency. Note also, the Dodge viper and the Dodge RAM shared versions of the same V12 engine. One tuned for high horses, other tuned for high torque.

      I have one of each.

      They are both 488 cubic inch V10's. The truck engine is mostly a "Gen I" V10, which refers to the Viper Gen I engines (1992-1996), but with a very different (and inefficient) intake manifold. My Viper is a 2001, so it's a Gen II engine (1996-2002). The new Viper SRT-10 has the Gen III engine. The truck version is an iron block, whereas the car engines are aluminum blocks. The Gen I/II/III engines are all very similar to each other.

      It is incorrect to state that the truck engine is tuned differently for torque. They are both very high torque, low RPM engines. My Viper currently makes about 525 HP / 550 TQ. It has open exhaust (it's mainly a track car) and a mixture controller. My truck makes about 410 HP / 450 TQ (stock except for the same mixture controller) -- very close to the power numbers for a Gen I Viper.

      You will not be wearing out your car with the modifications these controllers allow. You are just adjusting variables that the OEMs already have there.

      While it's true that you're just changing parameters (to me, this isn't hacking unless you also consider changing channels on your TV "hacking"), you can very easily damage or destroy your engine. For example, if you lean things out too much, you'll burn valves. I've seen it. You can also do things like run it so rich that you burn up O2 sensors or cats. While that isn't catastropic damage, you're still "wearing out" parts.

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    162. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      If you want more power, you buy a cheap car and then aftermarket parts. You pay the insurance for a cheap little 4 banger, but get the performance of a big block v-8. I have a Nissan Sentra SE-R SpecV (yeah that's annoying to say I wish they just called it a SpecV.) It was a bit over $21,000 fully loaded (around $17,000 base.) If I spend $7,000 on performance parts the car will be able to drag against dodge vipers that cost around $60,000 (I think a dodge viper has a 12 second 1/4 mile time, I know some SpecV's with under $10,000 of work that run 11 second 1/4 miles)

      The best time for a bone-stock 2001 Viper RT/10 is currently 11.23 @ 123 MPH, run at Englishtown NJ in March of 2001. A 2001 RT/10 is about $70K, and a GTS is about $80K. And while it's true that you can build up just about anything to out drag-race a Viper, you should bear in mind that the Viper was designed for road racing. The fact that it's a reasonably good drag racer is just a function of it's massive horsepower. (I have friends whose Vipers run low 10's and there are several well-known Vipers out in Texas which regularly turn low 9's, and one heavily modified but still street-driven one in Tampa which runs 7's.)

      The other thing is, a low-RPM big block is going to last a lot, lot longer than your tiny overworked 4-cylinder, no matter how many extra letters and numbers Nissan tacks on after the name.

      Then there's the legal use of performance parts, drag strips, local tracks, auto-x events, tons of stuff you can participate in where just an extra 20hp might make a huge difference (yeah I know in auto-x and most track events handeling is better than horsepower but the horsepower helps a lot.)

      Amen to that. I don't think most people realize how popular road racing actually is -- in Florida it's almost impossible for clubs to get weekend dates at the tracks because they're already rented out, year-round. Extra HP helps a lot on tracks with long straights. Handling is critical, but it's really nice to hit the long back straight at Sebring and open it up for that half-mile. Of course, you do need giant brakes, because that half-mile strip ends in a 180 degree turn (which an adequately prepared Viper can take at 80 MPH, meaning you only have to scrub about 75 MPH in that last 150-yard braking zone).

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    163. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      Another plus for the VW/Audi cars - there is a serial cable you connect to the car that you can interact with all electronic parts of the car - from the engine to the stereo to the anti-lock-brakes. And even better, the protocol spec is open and published for anyone. I can put a laptop on the front seat of my car while I drive and watch the turbo boost pressure, oil pressure, and tons of other cool real-time metrics. Very open-source'esque. You don't get that with the bland "big-three" or the "rice-boy" asian car crowd.

      Any OBD-II compliant car has that same connector for reading information. We're also rapidly approaching the point where most cars from a given manufacturer have the same engine computer across their product line. This is true of ALL manufacturers. And there is huge aftermarket interest in the programming side of Japanese and "bland big three" computers.

      "300 HP" hasn't been an impressive number since about 1970. An as far as the "bland big three" goes, I have hours of tape proving that my Viper can and will eat your 1.8L Audi alive on a road course.

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    164. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      The Viper V10 has always been aluminum. I know a guy with a 1992, and I know two guys with 1993s. And frankly you don't want a Gen I ... buy a 96 or newer. The Gen I engines have recurring head gasket problems.

      Also, the displacement didn't change until last year's introduction of the Gen III engine. The truck (I have a 2001 V10 Ram), the Gen I Viper engine (1992-1996), and the Gen II Viper engine (1996-2002, I have a 2001 RT/10) were all 488 CID blocks. The Gen III engine (2003-current) is a 505 CID block -- really just a bored out 488. Most aftermarket parts work on any of these with little or no changes (I have a friend who makes bolt-on superchargers for these).

      There is a LOT of misinformation about Vipers out there. You have to step up to something like a $275K Ferrari 575 before you'll find anything that a Viper won't eat alive (in stock-vs-stock form... once you get into modifications, it's purely a question of who has the most money to burn).

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    165. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by 74nova · · Score: 1

      dsm info

      theres the history, but yes, i do believe they are at least mostly made in japan now. incidentally, i was not arguing that only stupid peopel drive big cars. i was arguing that not all the cars americans have are big. each car has a purpose. i love my 5000lb galaxie, but it doesnt get 1/4 of the mileage that i get with our eclipse. im not about to go cruisin in the dsm, tho. my 74 nova doesnt get much mileage, either, but im not about to race anybody without it. its just like i keep telling people about the OS holy wars: to each his own, they all have a purpose.

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    166. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by 74nova · · Score: 1

      um... right. i hate SUB^HV's. so, im not sure where you were headed with that.

      im not terribly comfortable in my 1G dsm. ive been in it for 5 hours at a time and ive lived thru it, but it doesnt mean i dont want more room. it surely cant take any more than two adults and 1-2 small children around. the vehicle i can take 6 people comfortably is my 63 galaxie. yeah, i paid $800 for it in nearly perfect running order and plans are looming for restoration. that, i assure you, is no SUV. however, you are correct in assuming i dont want to dent my image by driving a mini-van. first of all, they dont do anything well but haul kids and groceries, which my galaxie can do as well. second, they have huge blind spots and im convinced they lower your IQ 40pts just by driving them (yes, im including even myself in that). lastly, i LIKE old american cars. is that a problem? i intend to have at least 700hp in my nova someday and probably no more than 450 in the galaxie(its my wifes car, really).

      btw, you want to talk about stupid commuter vehicles? how about down here in oklahoma where people drive 4500lb dually diesels to their office jobs every day? youre right, a *insert small foreign car here* will get that done much more effieciently. all im saying is that i like big american cars, but thats not all we drive. i have a 1.8L 92hp dsm for commuting.

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    167. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by 74nova · · Score: 1
      oh, come now. leave the bad language in high school.
      Oh. is there an American round of the WRC now?
      is it too much for your brain to comprehend that americans could like rally? im not saying we have a round of the wrc, but i didnt say that before, now did i? i just said there is a following here.
      And the Viper? Fsck off! It's a piece of plastic junk with a TRUCK engine, that still gets outdragged by a TVR. The Viper is an embarrasment, as is the Corvette.
      i had to do a little research on the TVR, but thats amusing that they used to have ford v8s and pinto 4 cylinders in them. as i still didnt find much about the (decidedly NOT german car, i was speaking of porsche) TVR, i cannot determine whether you are correct about the "outdragging." also, i didnt find much in the way of price, which i mentioned as a point. however, you do seem to need some straightening out in the mopar fact department. the viper v10 is nowhere near the same as mopar's truck v10. the 2004 Dodge 2004 Ram SRT-10 (not the truck v10)does indeed have the 500hp viper motor in it(now), but its a bit too much for the truck, as it tends to bend the frames. so, if the viper tends to outaccelerate and outcorner a few of the porsches for less money, which one is the embarrassment? im not sure how the vette is an embarrasment, either, woudl you care to enlighten me?

      DONT even mention nitrous. yes, any fool can spray his car and have it last for a couple hundred miles like that. however, none of the cars mentioned above are in that category, are they? i fail to see how that applies. not just any fool can get 500 reliable hp.
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    168. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa, I just read the tuner mags and web pages, in the import world the honda guys seem to get NA stuff (temple of VTEC is excellent) and the DSM or supra guys seem to know the most about forced induction. Thanks for the compliment.
      Someone had a comment in a different article about the aura of authority we give to journalists, and how often it was misplaced. I certainly wouldn't consider myself an expert in autos, I can do a tune up and most minor mainenance, but would be lost rebuilding an engine without a good friend and a haynes.

    169. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Sure you can put on a burst of acceleration at the end, but I'm right behind in my 49hp GEO that can't. You need to accelerate for the benifit of drivers behind you who can't.

      The topic was driving a performance car. Your experience of driving a Geo is not exactly going to be very relevant. I have seven times the power that your GEO has, more to the point I have about ten times the power at the wheels.

      In the exceptionaly unlikely situation that your GEO is right behind me, you Sir, are a complete git.

      If I have to put the brakes on because there is a reason I have to stop fast to avoid an accident then you are going to slam straight into my tail pipe. My brakes are larger than your wheels.

      If your car's performance is so bad that you cannot safely enter a freeway then it should not be on the road.

      In Massachusetts cars do not let you into the freeway. So if you come to the end of the on-ramp you are very likely to have to stop. Read the highway code. It does not say plough straight into an oncoming car, and I don't care what country you are driving in (OK France is different).

      Constantly be polite no matter how the others treat you. Take a defensive driving course sometime too, and then do what they teach you, it really works.

      If you go to a defensive driving course they will tell you to plan for the eventuallity that the jerk driving on the inside lane does not let you in. That is the whole idea, you plan for other guys being total jerks. You avoid accidents because you are prepared and because you give way even though the letter of the rules might mean that the other guy should have. You look out for the idiot in an SUV who careers into your lane because they are busy on a mobile phone.

      Oh, another thing to watch out for on MA highways while you are tooling arround in your crapmobile. Folk will very often overtake you just as you are joining the highway. So just as you reach the point where it is legal to cross over, you look to your left and you see the git who was behind you on the on-ramp driving in exactly the spot where you are about to turn into. What she did is she crossed over the 'do not cross' area, then accelerated so that her SUV is now either alongside you or in your blindspot.

      So if you take your car and your attitude to MA what will happen is that you will find youself slamming straight into the SUV that should not have been in your blind spot when it was.

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    170. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Since I live in MN, it is unlikely I've been behind you. I have however started on a freeway ramp when a sports car with 7 times my acceleration was significantly in front of me, yet as I neared the end I was forced to slow down because I was in danger of rear ending the idiot if I didn't. This to a freeway where there was plenty of room to merge if I was going freeway speeds. I don't mind when I'm following a semi with a heavy load, they don't have the acceleration I have, but a sports car should have no problem with getting to freeway speeds.

      My car has enough power to drive on the freeway, however it takes a skillful driver to do so. Semi drivers often reach 3 million accident free miles, and they have less acceleration than me.

      I have a backup plan if nobody lets me in: keep driving on the shoulder, while that idiot passes, and the next guy lets me in before I reach the end of the merging lane. Granted I sometimes have to modify this depending on conditions, but then I never actually needed to use it either.

      If MA drivers are as bad as you say (and I've heard they are), please do everyone a favor by setting a good example and letting cars merge. It really does speed up the freeway.

      Take the defensive driving course, and apply it. If you have taken it already, apply it. And relax while you are at it, getting stressed out makes things worse for everyone.

    171. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by schon · · Score: 1

      im 6'2" and i appreciate the room i get in a full sized american car.

      I'm 6'4, and the problem with your logic is that most "full sized american cars" aren't built for "full sized americans".

      You don't need a "full sized" car to be comfortable, you need a car that's designed to carry someone taller than average (which sadly, doesn't happen very often.)

      I drive a 2001 Chrysler Neon. This car is hardly 'full sized'. Wanna know why I bought it? Because it has tons of room - in fact, the only car I've driven which had more leg room was a 2000 Neon (a rental, which convinced me to buy a Neon when it came time to replace my old car.)

      I have a lot of friends who are taller than me. Without exception, the first thing they say when they get in is "I can't believe how much room this thing has!"

      i also like being able to take 5 ppl or so with me.

      How often do you do this? Most people who say "I want to take X people with me" rarely (if ever) do.

    172. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      "You have to step up to something like a $275K Ferrari 575 before you'll find anything that a Viper won't eat alive"

      Until Ford comes out with the GT40... and the '06 Corvette Z06 may come close to the Viper in horsepower output, although of course it's all rumors now.

      Don't get me wrong, I'd take a Viper in a heartbeat if I could afford one.

    173. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      Yeah, the GT40 will be nice, but it should be more or less equivalent (and I invoke the Corvette Argument: it'll be $150K list, and more like $170K for the first year or so... more than twice the cost of a Viper). As for the 2006 Z06, pretty much *every* year those poor GM guys start rumors promising themselves, "This year WE get to play king of the hill," and then GM applies their CAFE-centric no-gas-guzzler policy and produces yet another 15,000 same-as-last-year Vettes. I remember the Z06-Viper-killer rhetoric, too.

      Besides, even if the GT40 did just end up slaughtering Vipers on the track, I'd say the Viper had a pretty damned respectable run. Twelve years is a long time to be on top like that. Now, of course, it's just a thorn in Mercedes' side. Oh well.

      If you're patient, a babied, garage-kept, never-raced, low-mileage 96 GTS can be had for under 45K or so. Just make sure you have somebody specifically familiar with Vipers inspect it for you, the Viper market is plagued by washed salvage titles, particularly in Florida. (Anybody on viperclub.org in the area of the car will gladly do this.)

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    174. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info on a used Viper, I appreciate it. Still, I'd probably get myself killed by accident. I've heard it takes a lot of patience to get used to driving it - you can probably smoke the tires in fourth gear at launch, right?

      You're right about the GT40 - and you're almost certainly right about the C6 Z06.

    175. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      The new Durago weighs what, in the neighborhood of 5000 pounds? That's like 160-200 horsepower in a family sedan, nice but nothing to shout about.

      Now put 340 horsepower into a 3000 pound family car, and you've got my attention.

      I've got nothing against trucks and big SUVs, but I'd rather have a 250 horsepower sedan than a 400 horsepower truck or SUV. The sedan will be faster, better handling, better braking, cheaper to buy and insure, and give better gas mileage.

    176. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by 74nova · · Score: 1

      sure, sure, i agree that power/weight is more important. however, im gonna have to get my 63 galaxie some acceleration and to do so its gonna take some power. i like the car, so to get enough power for it, its probably going to take some not-so-natural aspiration and something bigger than the 289 in it(and a steady diet of fiberglass, perhaps). if you like SUV's(tho im not sure why ppl do) and you want power, you might check out the durango, i bet its one of the quickest. if you want power, 200hp in a talon is plenty to start with, i assure you.

      besides, the guy i was responding to was saying that 340 is overkill for everything. in a durango, i bet it is surely not. that was my original point, along with teh fact that there are those of us who just like acceleration, not necessarily top speed. ive only had my nova up to 115, but its got some balls. just so happens i dont really care for fast, i like quick.

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    177. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      Nah. Third gear, sure. :) There are lots of "myths" (I guess that's the word) out there about them. The worst one is that they're hard to drive. I was pretty nervous when I first bought me -- make no mistake about it, it's a lot of power, and it can thoroughly ROAST a brand new set of 13 inch wide Pilot Sports -- but particularly in bone-stock form, it's a very easy car to drive. Pedal position is a bit odd (they're farther to the left than normal, the bellhousing is HUGE) and you sit so low that visibility is very poor, but that's about it.

      What usually happens is somebody gets overconfident and starts showing off. That's when they get wrecked. Tires that big don't give you a lot of warning when they finally break loose. I have friends with FAR more track time than I have who can drift through on-ramps and not even interrupt their conversation, but I still prefer to stay on the grippy side of the threshold.

      You'd be surprised, though. They're very affordable cars to purchase and own relative to what they can do. And they're EXTREMELY modification-friendly. They were designed as a race car first, and a street car second, so they're easy to work on, and the aftermarket is huge. In stock form, mine made about 410 HP, and with only minor mods it now turns about 525. (Being truly hand-built cars, the off-the-factory-floor horsepower varies widely.) I have friends with Vipers that range from a mild 5-lb SC setup making about 600 HP to a guy I know in Tampa with a dual-fuel-system dual-blower beast that makes over 1100 HP to the wheels -- and it's his daily driver.

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    178. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      If you like a particular car, there's nothing wrong with juicing up the engine output to match it. If you're feeling crazy and have a ton of money to burn, GM has a 572 ci crate engine that's rated for 620 horsepower and torque. You'll need to gas it up every 25 miles, but she'll be a real beast.

      Oh, and I hear you about quickness vs. top speed. I don't care if I never go faster than 70 mph, I would still love to drive a car that can get there quickly.

      My father-in-law has a tricked out '89 Mustang with a hair under 500 horsepower at the crank, really low custom gearing in the transmission, and a 4.10 final drive ratio. The car's not that attractive, but on the road he popped it into 3rd at 35 mph and stomped on the gas. We hit 75 mph so fast that my neck hurt for the rest of the day. Now that's fun - He claims he can pace a Ferrari Enzo until he hits the rev limiter at around 115 mph, and I believe him.

    179. Re:Magnusson Moss Warranty Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people refer to mechanical injection, I suppose it can be misleading.

      In K-Jetronic, the amount of fuel delivered is determined by mechanical means (pressure and velocity of the air), as apposed to electronic injection, where a computer determines how much fuel to pump, when and for how long.

      Yes, it uses an electronic fuel pump, but it could use a "mechanical" pump hooked to the engine via belt just as easily, as long as it delivers the correct pressure and flow, it would work. Problem is, the fuel pump needs to be in the tank, and the tank is usually in the back of a car. Easier to use a pump driven by an electric motor.

      Hell, if one were so motvated, one could make a small hydraulic pump (connected via belt to the engine) to drive a hydraulic motor in the back of the car (to drive the pump), and eliminate the electricity all together. The difference would be that you'd have to crank the engine to get any pressure to deliver fuel, so it would be required to crank the engine long enough to develop that pressure.

      Electronic injection usually pretty much always refers to a computer doing the adjusting of fuel deliverd by sending a signal to move the fuel injectors.

      CIS is mechanical fuel injection, as there are no electronics involved in determining how fuel gets delivered. It's purely mechanical. It may be CIS, but it is also mechanical, CIS being a subset of mechanical. Even Bosch calls it mechanical injection, and they're the ones who made it.

  3. I dont think I would hack my car by MakoStorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would tinker with the insides of any computer, or any electronic device.

    But on the other hand, if I make a mistake with a car I could hurt or kill myself.

    I think I will just leave them alone and keep hacking my Xbox and Tivo, I cant die if I screw up my Tivo.

    1. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "I cant die if I screw up my Tivo."

      hmmmm i wouldnt say that to any die hard soap fan who has a busy schedule

    2. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Crazieeman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is why I'm really reluctant to do even basic work on my car myself. Computers, there's only one way to risk killing yourself, and you'd have to be TRYING to do it. Car, one mistightened nut, and you're in traction.

    3. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Emor+dNilapasi · · Score: 0, Redundant

      True, but you'll want to die if you screw up your Tivo. :)

    4. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by jargoone · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I cant die if I screw up my Tivo

      Sure you can. Have you seen the unshielded power supply?

    5. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by jargoone · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What you say is true, but are you always certain of the competency of the person who is working on it? The number of times I've had something simple fucked up made me worry enough to start doing all but the most difficult maintenance myself.

    6. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by MakoStorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Okay, you are all right, I will leave my Tivo alone...(never hacked it in the first place) I got that 3 year thing from Circuit City on it, so I got three years before i can play with it.

      I love my Tivo, I never would have believed it would change my life like it has.

      I will just tinker with my Mandrake machine and the wife's computer.

    7. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Skater · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hear, hear.

      Like the guy that patched my tire...except, several hours later, they couldn't find the patch, after I had to return because the tire was flat again. Or the guy that 'fixed' my completely disconnected exhaust system (the bolts loosened and fell out): as soon as I fired it up, I could hear an exhaust leak. The manager couldn't believe the mechanic missed it.

      And don't get me started on the crooks...

      --RJ

    8. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Exactly. Most people don't have the resources to properly test their code changes, nor do they likely have a good enough understanding of how the system works to understand how their changes will affect the system as a whole.

      How many times have you made a change to someone else's code only to end up introducing a new bug? It's pretty easy to do especially if you aren't very familiar with the whole program. Heck, people often introduce new bugs into their own code when they make changes.

      I assume that the car manufacturers do rigorous code testing: unit testing, bench testing, simulation testing, integration testing etc. This is an instance where a single bug could end up killing or severely injuring someone.

    9. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      Computers, there's only one way to risk killing yourself, and you'd have to be TRYING to do it.

      Actually, messing around with power supplies can get you electrocuted if you aren't careful.

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    10. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, thats exactly what I meant by only one way, and have to by trying to do it.

    11. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      You can't die from hacking your TiVo. You might if Jack Valenti gets his way!

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    12. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by ByteHog · · Score: 3, Funny

      And that's why computer repair shops have the bad reputation that they do.... "those guys lost all my data!!", "they're charging me what? for just sitting there typing on a keyboard?", etc...

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    13. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 1


      You wuss!!

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    14. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by InvaderXimian · · Score: 1

      Usually, this wouldn't hurt your engine, just your gas milage. (If you're going for performance, of course)

      If you purchased a car with a mediocre engine, I wouldn't do anything with that. On the otherhand, if you have a car with a well-built engine such as a BMW, if broken in correctly, the engine is bulletproof, as all should be.

      This type of software adjusts rev-limits, could remove speed governors, timings such as cam and ignition and also fuel enrichment. This is where the performance aspect of it comes around.

      Shouldn't damage the engine, unless you really increase the rev limiter, of course.

    15. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by dagenum · · Score: 1

      I cant die if I screw up my Tivo.

      But your girlfriend may kill you if Sex & the City's not recorded.

    16. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by mAineAc · · Score: 1

      I don't know but if you touch a 110 line while grounded properly you may be pretty toasty.

    17. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The thing about cars is that they are very analog devices. Fail to tighten a nut, and you will probably be able to get a feel for what happened if it's life threatening. Of course it depends on the nut, but in most cases something really major that you have forgotten will fail before you even get out of the driveway. This is not always true of course, but it frequently is. The real reason not to work on your car is that mistakes can be insanely expensive, and there's no restoring from backup. Alter your timing too much doing an engine rebuild, for example, and your valves might crash into your pistons and destroy your engine, or at least the pistons and the head. Almost all engines are "interference" engines like this, where moving parts' paths intersect, just not at the same time.

      Most car stuff is pretty simple because there's a right way and a wrong way to do it. You can also trivially check the connections you've made to see if they are good before you crawl out of the spot you're in. Some things have to be tightened/loosened in stages and in a specific order, so provided you're following the proper instructions for the job, if you do it at all, and you do it properly, you can't leave something out.

      Now let's say you're upgrading your brakes. In order to do this you're going to have to change (at least some of) your fluid, because it's going to have to come out of the system, because you're going to have to bleed it. So you change your calipers (one at a time so all the fluid doesn't fall out of the system immediately, which is inconveniently messy) and you install everything. Before you put a wheel back on, you check your connections; it's an obvious thing to do. Two bolts typically hold the caliper on, and there's one fitting where the brake line connects. (Drum brakes are much more complicated, I'm talking disc here.) But before you even put the wheels back on you're going to be bleeding the system, and any leaks will be apparent at this time because you're going to have to visit each wheel to accomplish this. In fact typically brake bleeding involves two people; one at the wheel to open and close the bleeder valve, and another in the car pumping the brake pedal appropriately. (There are tools which make this easier, the best of them is the speed bleeder. Most of the pumps and stuff don't work.) So just by the nature of the job you're going to see if there's something wrong. Most automotive work is like this.

      Hacking your ECU usually primarily involves altering rev limits, and a "fuel map" which is a two dimensional matrix of throttle position to RPMs. This is where you can get into trouble, because you can make the mixture too lean which will cause pre-detonation or "knock" which can damage your engine (pistons, valves, rods, crank can all be damaged by early detonation.) But today's fuel injected cars are often fairly idiot proof in that unless you completely change their code and don't just change some values in a lookup table, they have assorted failsafes which they use to alter the behavior of the car even after the fuel map is consulted. For instance you can stop detonation by retarding the timing (beyond a certain point) and if your engine has a knock sensor (most things made in the nineties and later do) the car will automatically retard timing when it detects knock. It will also make the mixture leaner or richer based on feedback from the O2 sensor for the purposes of emissions, but this is also good for power, because the more efficient you run, the more power you will get for a given amount of fuel delivery. There is certainly more to it than this, but it's a broad overview. Altering rev limits is pretty risky too, because if your engine is not balanced well enough to make more RPMs than the limiter, you will destroy parts of your engine, like bearings, by revving it up that high. It's definitely not a good idea for older motors which haven't had a rebuild in some time.

      Cars are moderately complicated, especially these days, but anyone smart enough to work on computers successfully is smart enough to work on cars, too. It mostly requires the inclination.

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    18. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by jrockway · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's why he said "TRYING to do it". There's noting interesting in the PSU anyway. Maybe you want to add a clear window, or add a different fan, but that's it. You have to want to die if you want a PSU to kill you. (i.e. plug it in and lick the capacitors. But if you want to do that, go ahead. Save the oxygen for other people :)
      BTW, If you're chaning the fan or something, unplug the PSU from the wall, turn on the computer, THEN take the PSU out. That should discharge the caps. Also, when working with high voltage, keep one hand behind your back. If you can only touch things with one hand, current can't go through your heart. So you may get burned, but at least you can write a nice /. journal afterwards :)

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    19. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "plug it in and lick the capacitors" jacking on, YEAH

    20. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by jpetts · · Score: 1

      Car, one mistightened nut, and you're in traction.

      That's why some cars come with traction control...

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    21. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by MasterMnd · · Score: 1

      On the other hand I feel better working on my vehicles myself. I know that I put the extra bit of attention in to make sure that things are right. I don't know that the mechanic I bring my vehicle to be worked on has payed as close attention, especially since he's more likely being pushed to get the job done as quickly as possible.
      Pro mechanics do screw things up all the time as well. If you do it yourself, taking your time and paying attention, your likely going to do as good or better then they will.

      Engines really arn't that hard to understand. As with anything you've just got to jump in and do it to learn it.

    22. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by MasterSLATE · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe you're just too slow and not furious enough...

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    23. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by MakoStorm · · Score: 1

      my wife gave up on sex when she married me. Its like me watching Boston Public, it reminds me of good times, but hurts when I remember they are gone.

    24. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone want to add a window to a PSU? Wouldn't that be like fitting wheels to a tomato? (ie time consuming and completely unneccessary)

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    25. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by sootman · · Score: 1

      Mod chips for cars came out while I was in high school. I don't think I've head of anyone dying from one in the 15 years since. It's not like they're dinking with your breaks or airbags or anything, just fuel, valve timing, spark timing, etc.

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    26. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My mother has a good friend, a school teacher actually, who can dismantle a modern car and put it back together, part by part, so that it runs perfectly. This is the same woman who is scared to try to remove the Xupiter spyware from her school computer. How did she learn so much about cars? She got the Chilton's or Haynes or whatever repair manual, checked out a few library books, and /did it./

      Sure, if you're going to be driving at 150 mph you may not be suited to make your own repairs, but for regular road driving there shouldn't be anything that a hacker can't handle. (Except for maybe heavy lifting or walking around for more than 15 minutes carrying exhaust bits or random chunks of metal, if you're anything like /this/ hacker!)

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    27. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      And that's why computer repair shops have the bad reputation that they do.... "those guys lost all my data!!",

      Around here a lot we're told "upgrade the computer and save the data except for those damn girlie nudes my kids keep putting in there"

      Um yeah sure, it's always the kids huh? I always make sure that ALL of the data files make it to the upgraded box. The customer can explain that to the SO, it's not my problem, blame the kids to s/he =)

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    28. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Actually, the so-called "hacks" to the engine computers typically do little more than advance the timing a few degrees. It's the digital equivalent of the "tune ups" many people did with timing lights and a screwdriver before the days of fuel injection and engine computers.

      The worst that will happen is you'll get a little worse gas mileage and it may not really give you a performance increase worth the time, effort and expense to do the modification.

      Much of this depends on the state the car is in from the factory, though. In general, cars not originally aimed at a crowd seeking "performance" will have a little more room for improvement with computer chip changes. (If the auto maker decides a major design goal of a certain car is good gas mileage, for example, it makes sense they'd program values into the engine computer that sacrifice some power for better mileage. These engines aren't going to "blow up" if you obtain 10 or 15HP extra out of them. In fact, they're basically "de-tuned" from the factory to take away that much HP for the sake of fuel economy.)

      Though it's certainly not *always* the case, I'd say it's generally true that American cars are more likely to get a cheap performance boost from changing the computer chip, whereas foreign (especially Japanese) cars benefit more from inexpensive modifications that remove airflow restrictions.

      For whatever reasons, the Japanese cars I've seen already have engine computer software that's pretty good at making the right adjustments for a pretty wide range of air/fuel changes. They accomplish their "de-tuning/fuel economy" with restrictive exhaust systems and air intakes that don't get much cool air into the engine. (The computer sees less cool air coming in the intake so it mixes a little less fuel with it, robbing a little power but saving a little gas.)

      The hacks that scare me are people who raise or lower their trucks or cars without much knowledge of the handling changes that causes, and the people who have done so much to their engine already that they start needing upgraded fuel injectors and rails. (A fuel rail under high pressure is a dangerous thing if it's not properly designed and installed. You don't want leaks while you're driving around, after all!)

    29. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by jjshoe · · Score: 1

      I must agree with you. Like everything else you need to READ THE FUCKING MANUAL. If you get a shop manual for your particular make/model/year vehicle, READ IT, and follow it to a tee you will be just fine.

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    30. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Yes. But there are kits available. Don't you want your c0mpu73r to be 1337!?!?!

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    31. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Car, one mistightened nut, and you're in traction.
      Wow, you sound like someone that's inherently frightened of their car. Do you really think a single miss-tightened nut could put you in traction? If that were true, there'd be a lot of mechanics guilty of manslaughter. (Read there's a _lot_ of monkey-wrench "mechanics" out there).

      There's little danger of endangering your life unless you really screw up the wrong thing. (Like you mess up a tie rod which attatches your wheels to the steering mechanism). Cars aren't airplanes. If you do something wrong fixing them the car might leave you stranded, but you're not going to die.

      For the most part the danger of working on your own car is breaking something, just like working on your computer.

      What shocks me most is you got modded up so high. Geeks should be ashamed of themselves for being so techo-phobic about non-computer technology. It's just as cool, and probbably a lot more practical to know a bit about fixing your car. I'm not talking about replacing a transmission, but any idiot can do a brake job.

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    32. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      Not time consuming, pull out the PSU, wait half an hour for the caps to discharge, couple of screws, some tape and a ziptie later and you have your lovley clear unsheilded FCC angering PSU.
      *note: i have done this mod, but not for myself, having an unshielded power supply in a midtower sounds like trouble to me... theres a reason things are made out of metal.

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    33. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that you're only paying like $10 to patch a tire...

    34. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by zazzel · · Score: 1

      Thank you for describing the problems that can arise from messing with your car's ECU.

      I do have a Golf TDI myself, and I also got a replacement chip for it's ECU. BUT I bought it from a renowned company, including two years of warranty on all the affected parts: engine, gear box, clutch, 4WD clutch, turbo charger.

      It is *definitely* not a good idea to do anything without warranty in that area. Reason: Volkswagen is not stupid. If they assume that someone has messed with their engine's electronics, they usually do a very thorough check of the affected parts, and of course they ask to see your ECU.

      Estimates are that up to 30-40% of TDI engines here in Germany have modified ECUs nowadays!

      However, I am very happy with my 155hp, 360Nm torque 4WD-Golf :) (formerly 130hp, 320Nm).

      The highest power gains I know of (TDI engine, pure software change) is +68%. It's offered for a Skoda Fabia TDI (100hp--> 168hp). Of course I don't think these engines will enjoy a very long life :)

    35. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by evilmango · · Score: 0

      It's for exactly that reason that I would want to do work on my car myself.

    36. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Spirilis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Working on cars was something I'd never dream about a few years ago, being afraid that I'd screw something up and it wouldn't run (or worse, it wouldn't stop/steer/whatever). Now I'm a regular weekend mechanic-type grease monkey.

      Car work takes the same type of thought process as computer troubleshooting and work. You must be VERY diligent in your work, must think EVERYTHING through before you begin, and most of all, have confidence in your abilities. Some things a novice cannot do, for lack of proper tools and work environment (i.e. strut replacement, if you don't have a good breaker bar, torque wrench, and maybe an impact wrench to make the job easier, along with a bench & vise to hold it), but there are many many things anyone can do with enough determination (spark plug replacement, air & fuel filter replacement, etc.)

      You find as you do more and more car work, that you buy more and more tools to enable you to do more sophisticated work. Think of these tools as an investment--you buy the tools once, but you usually recover the cost several times over as you do more and more work, since you are essentially saving yourself the money you'd normally pay a mechanic as labor.

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    37. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Of course it depends on the nut, but in most cases something really major that you have forgotten will fail before you even get out of the driveway.

      If it's the one behind the wheel, chances are it'll fail in the middle of the most crowded part of the most crowded street that I have to travel on during rush hour.

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    38. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by KiDas · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the first time I got a flat. Put the car up on the jack, took off bad tire, put on spare and proceeded to tighten the lug nuts. I had been told by mechanic friends that it was best to tighten the nuts, lower the car off the jack and then finish tightening the rest of the way. I do this and am off on my way.

      3 minutes later I'm going down the hill at about 45mph and the front of the car suddenly drops and I see one of my wheels bouncing and rolling down the hill past me! I skid a little ways and came to a stop half way off the road.

      Luckily I was on back country roads and not the highway. Somehow the wheel was on crooked and still managed to tighten fully. Needless to say I learnt how to do it properly the hard way.

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    39. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, If you're chaning the fan or something, unplug the PSU from the wall, turn on the computer, THEN take the PSU out. That should discharge the caps.

      You just reminded me of something my highschool electronics teacher used to do. He always warned us about the dangers of capacitors holding charge then he would show us how to be safe. "Turn over the circuit board and rub the screwdriver all over to discharge them." Something tells me he isn't very successful when dealing with modern circuits.

    40. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      From what I have heard about Skodas, it wouldn't last long without the mod. The only joke I can remember is, why do skodas have heated rear windows? To keep your hands warm while you push them up hills.

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    41. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While many engines are interference type, "almost all" misleading. None of the vehicles I've driven have that engine design.

      I'd suggest that the phrase "almost all high-compression, small-displacement four cylinder engines are interference type" would be more accurate.

      The rev limiter is to keep the valves from floating and to not put too much stress on the recipricating parts. If you happend to have an interference-type engine and the valves float, it will not be pretty... that is certainly more likely to happen than premature bearing failure.

    42. Re:I dont think I would hack my car by zazzel · · Score: 1

      Skoda is just one of Volkswagen's brand names, like Audi and Seat (formerly spanish company).

      Actually, Skoda has Europe's most advanced factory. My VW 130hp Golf 4WD TDI comes from Bratislava, Czech Republic... any questions? :-)

      Audi A3, VW Golf/Bora, Seat Leon, Skoda Fabia are all the same.

      So are Audi A4, VW Passat, Seat Toledo, Skoda Octavia.

      The best Skoda as of today is the Skoda Superb, which ranges well above a VW Passat. Plus, it's inexpensive.

  4. Overclocking... by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 1, Insightful

    warn of burning out your engine with bad code, and voiding your warranty. No different than overclocking and many people have been very successful doing this...

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    1. Re:Overclocking... by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Insightful


      No different than overclocking and many people have been very successful doing this...

      Because we all know an internal combustion engine, with hundreds of moving parts, metals with critical temperature points, etc, is exactly like a CPU.

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    2. Re:Overclocking... by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      > No different than overclocking and many people have been very successful doing this...

      So some wern't .. and you want those people cruising around your neighbourhood in their ABS-modded cars?

      Maybe I'm okay with tweaking the fuel injection timings, or whatnot, but I'm not cool with people tweaking the software that has anything to do with break, or acceleration, or turning ...

      I can see it now. MAHD .. mothers against hacked driving. Don't code and drive!

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    3. Re:Overclocking... by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well, if you don't know how hardware works, you don't overclock. If you don't know how to car control works, you don't mod it either.

      Sorry to be so unclear, but the analogy still stands. It's not everyone that is only specialized in one particular field and doesn't have a clue about anything else...

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    4. Re:Overclocking... by Skater · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, it's interesting: in some ways, cars and computers are similar (for example, starting is hard on them). It's worth noting that the people who work on each are pretty much the same: they start playing around with it, and pretty soon they're an expert mechanic or computer repairperson. It's really a matter of confidence and learning, not some mystical knowledge.

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    5. Re:Overclocking... by paganizer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Cars are just NOT that complicated. or they don't have to be, at least.
      My father-in-law used to do pretty good business taking out the electronic crap in new cars and replacing it with normal stuff; you don't need any of it, unless you have a engine that was never designed to be normally aspirated, in which case never mind.

      But if you have a decent sized engine, throw on a dual-point distributor, a high-rise intake manifold and a holly 6-pack; you not only will pass emission control tests, but you'll get all the horsepower and torque you are supposed to get.

      You do have to manually adjust it every month or so, but it's easier than compiling.

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    6. Re:Overclocking... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      I have absolutely no need to mod my car...

      I like the fuel efficiency, the nice quiet ride, the smooth acceleration, etc.

      I don't care about "going fast" because I drive in the city and "going fast" from one stoplight to the next is just plain stupid.

      The fact that it's an '04 Prius with an 8-year warranty may also have something to do with it - my car is already modded pretty seriously, seeing as how I have never seen another one on the road in person, I'm pretty happy with it's "uniqueness" :)

      N.

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    7. Re:Overclocking... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      99% of the people overclocking don't understand how a CPU works.

      They get away with it because a CPU has a nice failure mode, it corrupts data, and the computer usually crashes, or doesn't boot, and you know to clock it lower.

      An engine doesn't have such inexpensive ways of telling you that you are pushing it too hard.

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    8. Re:Overclocking... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      How the hell was my parent post a "troll"???

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  5. This is no new thing by CptChipJew · · Score: 5, Interesting

    People have been doing this ever since computer controlled fuel injection has been in style.

    If you peruse eBay, you'll see people selling replacement chips for around $400 that are supposed to add this many horsepower.

    But if you think you're going to get another 70ft/lbs of torque in a Honda Civic by just doing that, think again.

    As well, changing these values can be dangerous. I have a friend who quite messed up his Buick Riviera (he added fuel injection) by messing with the values. There was a huge table of values to fill out, and each had to be precicely tuned to achieve the right mix of performance and mileage. This is no easy task.

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    1. Re:This is no new thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      But if you think you're going to get another 70ft/lbs of torque in a Honda Civic by just doing that, think again.

      Everyone knows that the only way to get 70 ft-lbs more torque from a civic is to cover it in Type-R stickers and put a big wing on the back.

      For a good laugh at the riceboy industry, surf on over to www.ricecop.com.

    2. Re:This is no new thing by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you peruse eBay, you'll see people selling replacement chips for around $400 that are supposed to add this many horsepower.

      And unless you buy a matched kit with cam, inlet, exhaust, etc, you're just gambling that it will work better than your existing setup. If you're paying $400 for a chip, you'd be better off buying (or building) a programmable computer instead. Then spend some dyno time and get it set up right.

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    3. Re:This is no new thing by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      The 70 ft-lb is in a TDI, with a redline of something near 2000 RPM. Those engines are all torque and almost no HP. The relationship is HP=(RPM*Torrque)/5250, in non metric units horsepower and ft-lbs. Honda's take the opposite approach to building an engine, low, hopefully flat, torque curve but very high redline. Both can be fun to drive when mated to the proper transmission, lots of gears required for both. Both will give pretty decent performance and efficiency, too.

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    4. Re:This is no new thing by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      Let us not forget about the cheap window tint, low rise tires, and the phat tailpipe.

      wbs.

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    5. Re:This is no new thing by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Most chip-only solutions have become extremely inexpensive these days because of the ease of copying the chip. If they charge too much, people will typically end up buying bootlegs. The equipment to copy an EPROM is neither expensive nor particularly sophisticated. In fact many devices can be programmed with a $5 board which plugs into your parallel port and bit-bangs the programming signals to the [[E]E]PROM, and read the same way.

      Generally speaking a $400 part is an ECU or a daughterboard for your ECU. For example for my Nissan 240SX I can pay Jim Wolf Technologies (basically the only people with an ECU upgrade for my KA24E) $600 or so and they will install a daughterboard and make a custom-programed chip to my specifications. They charge $100 for each reprogramming, so if you make some modifications you send them off your specifications and they come up with a program. Supposedly they're very good.

      For around a thousand bucks you can buy a complete engine management system which replaces your ECU entirely and hooks up to a computer for reprogramming, allowing realtime tweaking of your maps, timing, et cetera.

      Finally, for less than five hundred dollars you can get a box to go between the ECU and the fuel injectors which alters their behavior. I think it hooks up to other sensors too. This allows you to nudge settings up and down. Injectors are pulsed to a certain width for fuel delivery, and this alters the pulse width, which in turn changes the duty cycle.

      You're right about how hard it is to get good results. The best way to go about it is to make small changes and test them in a variety of driving conditions. Over time you can get good results this way.

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    6. Re:This is no new thing by FloodSpectre · · Score: 1

      The saddest part is that the bulk of the early "convictions" were almost all from around my area... it's so sad to see these cars on here and remember seeing (and subsequently gouging my eyes out) around here. Damn you Henrietta and your college students !

    7. Re:This is no new thing by dbIII · · Score: 4, Funny
      if you think you're going to get another 70ft/lbs of torque
      Just think how many more furlongs per fortnight you can get in speed with those extra 70 foot pound force in torque. You'd have to use more than a dram of extra fuel - bushels more I expect, but it's this sort of confusion you get with good old US measures like the BRITISH thermal unit, instead of bringing measurement screaming into the eighteenth century.

      Enough silliness, back to the scheduled program.

    8. Re:This is no new thing by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      It works in Gran Turismo!

    9. Re:This is no new thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ???

      Instead of ft-lbs, you'd be using N-m. It isn't any more elegant. I don't see anyone using Joules for torque. In proper SI, it would be kg-m^2/s^2, which is just ugly (except to us twisted engineers, who spent 4 years in college converting units, and hardly notice anymore).

      The sad part is that people don't understand the Newton, so you're likely to see kg-m, with kg used as a measure of force. That's the part that really bothers me.

    10. Re:This is no new thing by dbIII · · Score: 1
      with kg used as a measure of force
      Just like people using pounds as a measure of force - like foot pounds instead of foot pound force.
      Instead of ft-lbs, you'd be using N-m. It isn't any more elegant. I don't see anyone using Joules for torque.
      That's because it's torque and not energy. [N.m] makes perfect sense if you consider it as force applied to a lever of a known length. Pound force as a unit is as confusing as a "mil", you can always get names like those confused with other units (eg. pounds or millimetres).
      except to us twisted engineers
      Perfect people to go on about torque. How much torque needs to be applied to plasticly twist an engineer?
      The sad part is that people don't understand the Newton
      True, a lot of people think it is just some guy that used to play professional golf, and that you can stop an aeroplane propellor with half a Newton.
    11. Re:This is no new thing by dogas · · Score: 1

      But if you think you're going to get another 70ft/lbs of torque in a Honda Civic by just doing that, think again.

      You can easily get 70+ ft/lbs of torque if your car is turbocharged. My 01 Jetta has the same engine as the GTI, but there is a 20hp difference. The ECU controls so much about how the engine is tuned that if a professional laboratory tunes it up, I can get 55hp and 80ft/lbs of torque simply upgrading the ECU. At around $600 it is *the* most cost effective and safe upgrade you can do for a turbocharged car. If something goes wrong, or if I I need to sell the car, bring it back tot he dealer, etc, I can easily switch it back to stock. No fuss, no muss.

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    12. Re:This is no new thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like people using pounds as a measure of force - like foot pounds instead of foot pound force.

      As far as I know (I'm an engineer, not a linguist), a pound is a measure of force. The word "pound" can also refer to a mass that weighs a pound under earth gravity, but as I learned it this would properly be a "pound mass". "Pound force" is therefore used for clarification, much as "kilogram mass" would be. Therefore, both the "pound mass", and the "kilogram force" are fakeys invented to avoid using g in equations.

      That's because it's torque and not energy. [N.m] makes perfect sense if you consider it as force applied to a lever of a known length.

      Of course, but it's no better a unit than a ft-lb, since that is also a force * length. (And it's a commonly used force, instead of one that nobody uses in daily practice.)

      Pound force as a unit is as confusing as a "mil", you can always get names like those confused with other units (eg. pounds or millimetres).

      I agree on the confusing names. The company I work for bought and installed a few hundred feet of fiberoptics that were way too big because someone confused "mil" with "millimeter". I'm usually the one who annoys everyone by demanding clarification, but that's what engineers are for. (annoying people, that is.)

    13. Re:This is no new thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, quick Google search to verify my education, and you get this:
      http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/Pound.html

      which agrees with me, and this:
      www.sizes.com/units/pound_force.htm
      which agrees with you. You also get some discussion, and some confusion. I think the dicussion supports my understanding, but I'm biased. I don't know where to look for a clear answer (OED isn't written by physicists).

      How about this: The official unit of mass in the Imperial system is the slug. The slug is defined by: 1 lb = 1 slug * 1 ft/sec^2 . The pound was already standard, and a force, so they derived the official mass from it, much as the Newton is derived from the kilogram. If the pound was a mass that equation would not give slug as a mass, and, more to the point, there would be a derived force unit, instead of a derived mass unit. Convinced?

      In reality, since there is confusion, we just always use lbm and lbf where it isn't blatantly obvious. I actually do prefer SI units (just MKS and some electrical stuff, not Joules, Newtons, etc), but since I work in American industry, I have become rather familiar with the "old ways".

    14. Re:This is no new thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there would be a derived force unit, instead of a derived mass unit.

      Here's where I argue with myself a little while. It's Friday night, I have nothing else to do.

      There actually is a derived force unit, the "poundal". I've never seen it used, even through Mechanical Engineering school. I have seen the slug used (although uncommon, and not in the real world).

      I stand by my original understanding. Feel free to prove me wrong.

    15. Re:This is no new thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For a good laugh at the riceboy industry, surf on over to www.ricecop.com.


      I liked http://www.riceboypage.com better... Hasn't been updated in forever, but still has a ton of hilarious photos.

      (I disavow any link what so ever to Rice Boys including ownership of that page)
    16. Re:This is no new thing by VFVTHUNTER · · Score: 1

      It doesn't work on American vehicles, either.

      I tried embedding the following code in the ECU of my Dodge RAM 1500:

      #ifndef HEMI
      #define HEMI
      #endif

      Alas, this failed to transform it into a Hemi. I looked...the tops of the cylinders are still flat :(

  6. oil change too ? :-) by Walrusss · · Score: 1

    is it the same warranty voiding that the car company once said you could cause when you don't make your oil change at the dealer ? can't expect those companies to like doing less money :-)

  7. Why why why by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why are companies so utterly retarded about these things? They should go out of their way to SUPPORT this kind of thing. It provides zero-cost research to the company, and increases value to the customer. Besides, as long as everyone is in understanding that it voids the car's warranty, why would they discourage it?

    The same goes for Microsoft and their crappy console, and the thousands of other companies that blatantly spit on their best customers.

    1. Re:Why why why by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's the same as censoring slashdot... If the editors would do it, then, legally, they would be responsible for every content that is posted. Every comment.

      It's a question of responsibility. If you do tests in a controlled environment and with crash dummies, there is very little chance of hurting someone versus if you openly encourage every Joe Blow to mod his car...

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    2. Re:Why why why by wmspringer · · Score: 1

      Possibly because they anticipate someone screwing up the programming, causing an accident, and then suing them?

      Even if they win, they can't be interested in that kind of publicity..

    3. Re:Why why why by seibed · · Score: 1

      the reason that no reasonable car company would support it is that, being code, it is quite easy to hide the fact that someone has been inside... so when someone violates the warranty, they could just shove the original code back in and return it to and suddennly the car company is paying for a new engine.

    4. Re:Why why why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What makes you think this provides any useful information to the company? I guarantee you that the auto manufacturer does a VASTLY more thorough test of an engine design than any amateur can possibly do -- fully instrumented, checking all corners of the configuration space, etc. There are in fact generally good reasons why the manufacturer chooses NOT to wring the extra 5% of power out of the engine -- reliability, emissions, efficiency, etc., especially within the context of assembly process and component variations during mass production.

      Hackers aren't engineers. Get that through your head. The auto company learns NOTHING it didn't already know when people reprogram engine computers.

      Hacking cars does not make you a better customer, it just makes you a hacker. They have your money either way, but from their point of view they are likely to get dinged with warranty repair costs they don't deserve when somebody hacks. And the truth of the matter is, they're right.

      Same as overclocking. You think it doesn't cost Intel and AMD money? I guarantee you it does. People break their CPUs overclocking and abuse warranties to get them replaced all the time.

    5. Re:Why why why by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 1
      Im gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that the research isn't free, as it has already been done. It's not like these guys are creating new functions in software, just turning on and off certain values. The auto makers already know the system, they made it. What if the difference between certain "engines" was the software setting on fuel effeciency, rpm, etc etc. If that is the case then these modders are getting something for nothing, and no business likes that. (Unless its promotional.) It's likely that changing a 0 to a 1 is in reality simple, but to the dealers its a "2000 dollar upgrade". I can't say I know this for sure, but it seems very likely in my life experience.

      If I can build the super and the premium widgets for the same cost, yet sell them for different amounts I am doing very well. Typically the 'premium' widget costs so much to manufacture that it is seldom worth building and selling, except for bragging rights. (Anyone remember the 512 MB Voodoo?) If these car compaines can turn the Super into the Premium by flipping a switch rather than remanufacturing... well, that's just smart business.

    6. Re:Why why why by switcha · · Score: 1
      It provides zero-cost research to the company

      Yes, I'm sure the engineers that work for the major auto manufacturers were a tad lazy when tuning the chips for optimum efficiency and safety. I bet they'd appreciate and give extensive consideration the input of the unwashed masses, what with their vast car building experience and all.

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    7. Re:Why why why by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its not that simple.

      I would think the Microsoft analogy is flawed, simply because if something goes wrong with the console, you just lose your $200 (or whatever) piece of hardware.

      On the other hand, you mess up with your car and do something stupid, people would have accidents. They could get hurt. And they could die.

      And no guesses as to what would happen then - these companies would get sued to kingdom come by some opportunitistic f**ks.

      And guess what? There will be a thriving blackmarket industry that will promise all kinds of things, which would result in more problems for the companies.

      Hurt + Death + Blackmarket + Increased Responsibility == Bad Bad Idea

      They're better off simply not letting you do all this rather than risk the consequences.

      On the other hand, there is hardly even a thriving blackmarket area for stuff like hacking consoles (unlike cars, where the duplicate blackpart industry is BIG).

      So why Microsoft is not letting you do all this? I have no idea. Probably coz they're a bunch of megalomaniacs.

    8. Re:Why why why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard... The R&D $$$ that goes into each and every one of todays OBDII (on-board diagnostics) cars is staggering. The car companies KNOW what can be gained from tweaking a cars chip.... also, for the love of well.... something.... realize that it isn't so "retarded" to protect yourself, financially from foolish behavior on the part of your customers. You want REAL performance??? your first mod should be a set of quality tires....AND LEARN TO DRIVE!

      P.S. Microsoft is just Evil....

    9. Re:Why why why by kfg · · Score: 1

      As a former automotive engineer I'll have to say that there is no research to be gained. We've already done our research. We understand how engines work and the laws of physics that apply to them. We run simulations. We spend dyno time. We do massive amounts of research.

      We've been researching the damned things for nearly 150 years. It's a mature technology. For every value you change in a chip we can tell you exactly what the result will be ahead of time.

      It would be nice though if people did understand it voids their warrenty though, and if the car doesn't run right afterward it's the chip modders fault, not the manufacturers.

      Experience shows they do not understand this, hence the unhappiness when it goes on. They aren't spitting on their customers in this case, they're just a bit tired of being spit on for something they didn't do.

      The bloody thing ran just fine as delivered.

      KFG

    10. Re:Why why why by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Having the car manufacturers support this would be like AMD and Intel supporting over clockers. It may cause damage to your engine if you use these performance enhancing chips. If the auto manufacturers support this then consumers will believe that it's safe to do, and may risk destroying their engines. Then the people sue the car company because the company supported the chips that lead to a blown engine. If you change your fuel/oxygen mixture to some really bad values you can do A LOT of VERY EXPENSIVE damage to an engine and that's just one example of what can go wrong. A car's ECU controls A LOT of different things, most of them can potentially damage your engine (or the rest of your car maybe even leading into an accident) if you do something wrong.

      I'm not saying performance enhancing chips are bad, I'm just saying I understand why a car manufacturer wouldn't want to support them. If you know a tuner to tune the chip or buy a pre-tuned chip, it can be a great add-on.

    11. Re:Why why why by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ever done tech support? The people who tweak things without any clue what they are doing are the ones that might be dissuaded by the car company's warnings and removal of warranties, and those are the ones they don't want to hear from. The fact that there is the (albeit rather remote) possibility of causing a failure that could lead to injury by tweaking the values also demands that they not condone it - otherwise they'd be opening themselves up to our painfully litigious society in a big way.

      "You *told* me I could tweak it, and now my car's dead because I overheated the engine and warped it! It's cost me a week of work, plus the car, plus my suffering having to walk..." being the least of the lawsuit woes.

      I'm sure they could care less if you hose your own car by screwing with it - as long as you don't come back to them whining about it and costing them time and money with warranty repairs they otherwise wouldn't have to do. They already did the research for those values - they had to to ship a solidly working car. If I had to solve complex multivariable minimization problems to get my bloody car started after dropping a wad of money for it, I'd buy one from someone else instead!

      Cars are not part of what I do for a living or a hobby - I don't want to have to tweak them at every step. I just want it to work. Kinda like non-geeks using a computer....

    12. Re:Why why why by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Yes, I'm sure the engineers that work for the major auto manufacturers were a tad lazy when tuning the chips for optimum efficiency and safety.
      You've unwittingly hit the nail right on the head. It's easy to improve the car (for you) if what you want is different than what the engineers designed for. Some people want maxium efficiency, safety, and reliability. People who chip their cars have other priorities.

      Next you're going to say that putting on softer-compound tires is a horrible idea because the stock tires were chosen for maximum tread life and fuel efficiency. No kidding. But some people want higher performance and are willing to pay for it. What do you care?

    13. Re:Why why why by EinarH · · Score: 1
      Somewhat true. But many of todays japanese cars allready have very good reliability. And in Europe the engines are sold with limited power/output to reduce tax.

      Actually a very smart company figured out last year that in some countries in Europe people where chipping their cars anyway so they started to sell their own chips-upgrades.
      A friend of mine bought one of these kits for his one year old Toyota RAV4. It increased the effect of the engine with about 40 hp. And it does not conflict with the guaranty. For Toyota this is much better since they know that the kit won't be to powerful and it reduces the repair cost if something goes wrong.

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    14. Re:Why why why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People break their CPUs overclocking and abuse warranties to get them replaced all the time."

      Impossible. Overclocking a CPU cannot damage a CPU! Get that through *your* head (since you like to lecture others). It's a very popular myth but I'm tired of hearing it, especially from all you self-styled geeks who should know better. Don't listen to Jason at Compumart. He's only 18 and has a lot to learn. Maybe it's time someone sent this one to the "Mythbusters."

    15. Re:Why why why by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Automakers typically do not get more performance out of a car not for purposes of efficiency, though that does come into play, especially for economy cars. They pick performance targets that they would like to achieve to make a car fit into their lineup. For example the Camaro has typically had to have less horsepower than the Corvette in order to preserve the Corvette's flagship status among Chevrolets, but they have frequently (and usually) carried the same engine.

      As for warranty monies lost, both CPU manufactures and car manufacturers can take the same route. You can implement means to find out when they have been hacked, and deny warranty protection in those cases. It would be trivial to implement a fusible link inside a CPU that would blow if you overclocked it, and could then be tested later with a DMM, though you would need an extra pin for that. (They could also use this technology to destroy a CPU when you overclocked it, but of course they realize that this would earn them instant enmity. It IS possible to accidentally overclock, though it's a lot harder these days than it used to be.)

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    16. Re:Why why why by RocketRainbow · · Score: 1
      I think the main point to bear in mind is that the chipping isn't usually done by amateurs. It is done by tuning houses who specialize in a particular brand (eg Honda, BMW) and then change the priorities of the engine from, say, first fuel efficiency, then quietness, then vroom, to first vroom, then noisiness, then fuel efficiency.

      If anyone felt like tinkering with and learning this technology they would not do themselves any damage if they kept it confined to the track, but of course that would depend on the track chosen. Eventually when the changes are proven, they can be made live.

      Like the big wings and new suspension kits, it requires understanding of the principles involved and of course much experimentation not to look like an ass or to be dead.

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    17. Re:Why why why by oman_ · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Hackers aren't engineers. That's why the hackers work WITH engineers to do a proper job. I reverse engineered the Subaru WRX computer as part of my job and I wouldn't even think of trying to change major values myself. That's left up to a trained professional who develops the maps using a chasis dynomometer and software that I've written.

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    18. Re:Why why why by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is tons of research to be gained. Look at nearly any car company that actively engages in racing. Some are there for the glory, but most are there as a test bed for research. A good portion of parts do not come from a single manufacturer alone. Would it be more effective to design your own turbocharger or get one from Garrett since that is pretty much all they do? Fitting the turbocharger (or CPU) into the whole of the car is where the problem arises: yeah you increased HP by 300, but can the tranny take it? So now you have _customization_ (and really, that is all we are talking about) shops to balance it all out.

      And more I see this as marketing game: it's okay to by STI parts to make my mods, but all others be damned. Two sides to it, but you get the idea.

      Your computer ran fine as delivered as well. Have you modify it at all? Well, shame on you.

      The companies that make the mod chips are relatively young, and they don't understand the technologies. This will hopefully change in time. Besides, don't you want a force for universal good to counter-act the bean counters? Aren't Saleen Mustangs a Good Thing?

    19. Re:Why why why by dbIII · · Score: 1
      What makes you think this provides any useful information to the company? I guarantee you that the auto manufacturer does a VASTLY more thorough test of an engine design than any amateur can possibly do
      Some time back a famous artist (I kid you not) came out with some sort of fuel saving device which looked suspicously like a spacer under the carby. It apparently produced very good results on an engine mounted on a test bed which was not under load, and the local TV shows that usually report on dodgy plumbers gave him a lot of airtime spread over weeks. It's no surpise at all that it worked, since the motor would have initially been optimised to run under load - low fuel consumption while idling is a much lower proirity than having the thing run well while the vehicle is moving. Strangely, the artist was paranoid that his idea would be ripped off or buried by some sort of conspiracy, but a TV program convinced him to let someone from the University where I worked look at it. The whole thing was resolved in minutes, and quietly disappeared from the TV screens.

      There are a couple of points that come out of this - first that some careful design has gone into to most basic motor, and second that the motors are optimised for specific conditions, so if you want to run the things in different conditions (eg. motor with a known continuous load, like in a generator, or a trade off of fuel for extra power) you can change a few things.

      Hackers aren't engineers
      Some of us got to call ourselves engineers by doing more than a multiple choice exam from Microsoft - and anyone with an engineering degree should have a basic understanding of internal combustion engines, they just may have to read a bit to get specifics. Anyone that is curious and puts in the effort can learn - there is no single perfect setting.
      The auto company learns NOTHING it didn't already know when people reprogram engine computers.
      That is a good point, but that's not why people are doing it.
    20. Re:Why why why by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      Before people go off on some "Big Company Conspiracy" tack, here is the deal:

      The physics of an internal combustion engine are really quite complex (fluid dynamics, tribology, combustion, the harmonics and dynamics of the mechanical parts...) The major manufacturers are marketing to the "average" in the market place. This average sometimes lives in 70 degree sea level LA and sometimes in 5 below Duluth, and sometimes 6,000 ft Colorado. People generally don't like their cars to knock, stall...so they set up the Powertrain Control Module to generally work pretty well across a broad range of conditions.

      Manufacturers as well as race teams and performance shops know better performance can be obtained in both fuel economy and horsepower for a narrower range of operating conditions.

      The interest of this article is that the systems are open enough that a resourceful person can do some of this themselves. They do so at their vehicles peril however. It can be an expensive learning curve when you cook an engine.

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    21. Re:Why why why by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If you want to debunk a myth, you should at least provide a little evidence.

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    22. Re:Why why why by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure the engineers that work for the major auto manufacturers were a tad lazy when tuning the chips for optimum efficiency and safety.

      Right, while I agree with the gist of your post, what the hell does safety have to do with it? There's a whole bunch of posters to this story painting this as a safety issue. How?

      It simply is not. If it goes wrong, car breaks, ECU-modder gets to pull over and pay even more money for what is potentially a seriously damaged engine. I really dont see the safety angle here..

      Wait, I've got it: In some very rare cases, an engine might bust a crankcase and spill oil on the road and hence cause a safety issue. However, lorries and vans and other badly maintained vehicles _regularly_ spill oil and diesel on the roads, so..

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    23. Re:Why why why by kfg · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is tons of research to be gained. Look at nearly any car company that actively engages in racing.

      Note that I only addressed the issue of research available to car companies by people chip modding their production engines.

      There is no knowledge there to be gained by the manufacturers.

      My computer did not run as delivered. It was a box of parts. I am solely responsible for making it run, and run well. The same can be said of a few of my cars. I did not speak against modifying cars, computers or anything else.

      Yes, the companies that make mod chips are relatively young. Some of them are very good nonetheless. Most of them are rip off artists though. You have to know who you're dealing with.

      Personally these days I work outside the automotive industry as a force of good.

      Whether Saleen Mustangs are a good thing or not is a matter of taste. I'd rather have a Morgan.

      KFG

    24. Re:Why why why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cry bullshit on that one. 1. The best engineers are hackers. 2. Audi had a car called "za Audi five souzand" The engineers swore up and down that it was "za vinest automovele in za vorlt" They had gone through it up and down. The cars were behaving badly in the US though. The engineers complained "Shtupit Amerigan driverss" The cars were going out of control. Apparently cell phone use was taking off in the US (and it wasn't in Germany). After several people were killed, the engineers tried to 'idiot proof' the cars by making drivers press the brake before being able to put the car into drive (even though surging engines couldn't be stopped and some drivers had heavily bruised feet from pressing on the brake so hard). An "Amerigan" electrical engineer (Not a Cherman meganigal engineer) found that in the presence of high frequency radio waves (like cell phones use), the engines take off like a bullet. Law suits later, the model was yanked. "Za enganeer knose best?" Not always.

    25. Re:Why why why by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 1

      When you make mention of researching cars for 150 years, you aren't speaking exclusively about chip modding production engines... not all cars run well upon delivery despite the 150 years of research.

      Laptops running engine management functions in racing would disagree with you. Why bother with all the analysis and sensors unless they were getting something from it? Different settings are punched in dependant on conditions, and all these things factor in to the production setting. Not to mention other modifications you make to the auto might necessitate getting a new chip.

      But I am speaking of modifying a car. CPU change; this _shouldn't_ be that big of a deal. It is a question of degrees. If I put higher-grade rubber on or new wheels, should that by necessity violate the warranty? In most instances no. Chopping the springs, etc. and it is a different ballgame. Flat out denying any modifications to the car with respect to the warranty is a bit much and that seems to be what the car companies are pushing for. The CPU is reasonably grey. I think it should be case by case unless you want to start enforcing EULAs for cars. I imagine it will get to a point where chip mods will be warrantied by their respective manufacturers, or basic word of mouth as to which ones work.

      I'm happy you haven't turned to the darkside. The balance of good and evil would be too greatly effected. The misery great ;)

      The Saleen is an example of a good thing in comparison with a stock Mustang (and the requisite 150 years of research) performance wise. I couldn't picture modding to decrease performance. Partial to Lotus myself.

    26. Re:Why why why by starnix · · Score: 1

      Actually you are wrong... Car manufacturers DO in fact support performance tuning your vehicle. Ever look at the parts that Ford offers under the "Ford Motorsport" name? Anything you want. Exhausts, Camshafts, superchargers, fuel injectors, chips. The list goes on and on.

    27. Re:Why why why by anethema · · Score: 1

      Normal overclocking its very hard to damage a cpu. VERY hard but definatly not impossible. One of the only cases in which OCing can damage your cpu is if you set the Vcore too high, without adequate cooling..usually coupled with a high cpu overclock. Your chip may run very hot for a while before freezing..The the person will try again.

      Situations like this CAN wreck a cpu. I know from (second-hand) experiance.

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    28. Re:Why why why by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      They don't sell chips, that was my point. The car manufacturers sell all that other stuff but it's all bolt ons. Nothing like a ECU because they don't know which other parts you have on your car so how can they burn a ECU that won't destroy your car and actually give you a performance boost? All of the performance parts they sell were developed by the racing teams (like ford racing.) They don't sell the ECUs that they burn because they're tuned for the race cars, they dynod them, fine tuned them, and burnt the roms. If they sold you the rom your car would run like crap unless your car had the same exact items the racing car had, with the same settings and everything.

    29. Re:Why why why by nelziq · · Score: 1

      The engineers know about the generic case but they dont know about YOUR car. If I install aggressive camshafts high compression pistons or an aftermarket turbo, I can damn well expect the default ecu settings to be practically useless. Also, the car manufacturer has different priorities than I do. If I decide its worth it to advance my timing and pay extra to run higher octane gas for more power, i should be able to do that. What do I care that the manufacturer decided that my car is an economy car and thus will always run the lowest possible octane?

  8. chips and cars by maxbang · · Score: 4, Funny

    My car would run better if it had a fucking dorito installed in it. Stupid mitsubishi.

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    1. Re:chips and cars by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      Go buy an RX-7 or RX-8. Those come with two doritos in a pringles can.

      I'll be back later to explain the joke unless someone else does first.

    2. Re:chips and cars by shfted! · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that increase road vibrations though?

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    3. Re:chips and cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some RX-7s also come with a big can of Bean-O attached to the errrmmm, exhaust port ...

  9. Quality Control of hacked code? by Jason1729 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I was taking Real-Time programming we discussed car code. The prof said it has a 7 year development cycle and takes about 2 developer hours per assembly instruction to write, test, and debug the code.

    I don't see a hacked code being anywhere near as reliable. Even if it makes the changes you want, your car might end up stalling as often as windows crashes.

    Jason
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    1. Re:Quality Control of hacked code? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's generally not the "code" that's being hacked, but the data lookup tables. Sure, you could rewrite your engine's algorithms and maybe add some features, but all most people do is edit the fuel map to richen the air/fuel mixture and balance the mechanical mods they've made (exhausts, air inlet, etc).

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    2. Re:Quality Control of hacked code? by pidge-nz · · Score: 5, Informative

      Generally speaking with regard to modded ECU's, what is usually being changed is the Open-loop fuel delivery and ignition maps. No programming changes, just tweaking a few values to better match the particular car when accelerating. When you car is cruising, the fuel and ignition map values are adjusted by feedback from the EGO (Exhaust Gas Oxygen) and knock sensors, to have the engine run at near stoichiometric. Even the aftermarket ECUs have fixed programming code, just adjustable maps and feature triggers (e.g. water injection, VVTi Cam control, turbo waste gate control, traction control igntion or fuel cut). But tuning the fuel and ignition maps does take a lot of time.

    3. Re:Quality Control of hacked code? by seibed · · Score: 1

      they aren't actually changing the bulk of the code that would or would not make the car more reliable... primarily they are changing the amount af retardation on the cam to allow more or less fuel to optimise the mixture... the default is essentially a lowest common denominator and doesn't take into account simple things like using higher quality gasoline (higher octane) and such.

    4. Re:Quality Control of hacked code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter. Changing tables or data can cause out of range or other problems. It's not safe under any circumstances unless you have detailed specs for the whole system, and even then the user likely does not have the resources to properly test the change under varying conditions. We're not talking about just a code crash here. A stalled engine or a locked up computer is a potentially life threatening situation.

    5. Re:Quality Control of hacked code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet 95% of the dev cycle is spent complying with government documentation regulations. I've read DOT code (regulations, not programming code) and just importing a car and installing seatbelts requires thirty-seven levels of undocument arcana in order to comply with DOT and import regulations.

      It's like when Feynman asked the shuttle engineers why they didn't adopt a new, simple procedure to keep the reuseable fuel tanks from deforming during storage. They said the procedure would cost millions - not the procedure itself, but the documentation of the procedure in quintuplicate white, pink, canary, green, and ochre copies.

    6. Re:Quality Control of hacked code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car has died many more times than Windows has crashed - so go f*ck yourself. And my car is German.

    7. Re:Quality Control of hacked code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUck I hate you. Go fuck your gay mother up the fucking cunt ass.

    8. Re:Quality Control of hacked code? by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Primarily they are changing the amount af retardation on the cam to allow more or less fuel to optimise the mixture...

      What kind of gibberish is that?

      A cam is a physical, fixed, lump of metal, physically affixed to a shaft. You cant tweak that via an ECU.

      You can however, via the ECU, change the ignition advance - the point before TDC on the compression stroke at which the spark plug fires, advance => earlier ignition, retard => later ignition, and change the fuel/air ratio. A stock ECU might indeed be conservative and run the mixture slightly richer (and too lean at certain RPMs known to be used for emissions testing), and ignition slightly retarded to what is optimum for the compression ratio of the engine and the lowest octane fuel in use. However, there isnt really _that_ much performance you can gain from just engine management changes, you really need to change the physical characteristics of the engine in order to make any significant gains in power and actually maintain reliability.

      Higher octane fuel btw, does not do _anything_ for performance in itself. If you have an engine built to run reliably on 92RON octane fuel, pouring 100RON into it wont make any difference. Higher octane fuel simply allows an engine to be tuned further, Eg modifying your ECU to run leaner and/or with higher advance might well require using higher octane fuel or reliability _could_ be affected.

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  10. My Car Chip by nic+barajas · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know what he's talking about. My '86 Toyota Camry doesn't have a chip, except where that modded '04 sports coupe flew by me.

  11. Mod Chips for cars by justMichael · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Have been available for years..

    This is not news.

  12. Google link. by x136 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Altering Your Engine With New Chips

    Hooray, I get to be a whore today! :P

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    1. Re:Google link. by billbaird · · Score: 0

      what is up with the moderators...the is the exact same link from the top of the page...redundant!

    2. Re:Google link. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Hooray, I get to be a whore today! :P

      You mean you actually got paid??

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    3. Re:Google link. by evilmango · · Score: 0

      Not quite. The link at the top requires registration. The google link (or the slashdot link for that matter) does not.

    4. Re:Google link. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoray!

  13. But if it wasn't for the smoke... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article states that some of these hacked cars are violating state emissions standards. Yet, they also have the ability to reset their cars back to the factory settings whenever they need to. In fact, in some states, newer cars aren't even emissions tested every year because it's presumed they come out okay from the factory.

    "But if it wasn't for the smoke, I'd be happy with it," is I think the exact reason why car makers are underclocking the potential power of cars. This could be an enviromental problem waiting to happen if this catches on.

    1. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh...In my state, there are no emission standards for diesels. So to my fellow TDI drivers... SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT THEM!

    2. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by seibed · · Score: 1

      the guy who made that comment was an idiot. he's drivign a diesel and he's complaining about smoke??! and it is rare for anyone to notice a substantial reduction in MPG... usually there is little or no difference and most likely its a placebo in this guys case. (ie he just *thinks* hes getting worse mileage)

    3. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Modified cars usually have worse emissions because the catalytic converter is defeated or removed. (It can be defeated by removing the material from inside it.) Chipping alters the bottom end of the maps minimally, and the top end significantly. They do have worse emissions near the top of the throttle (And especially at wide open throttle, or WOT) but those RPMs aren't tested in an emissions test anyway.

      I never bought the stuff because the car got stolen before I got a chance, but there was a six chip set available for my '86 IROC which had economy, emissions, towing (?) and power chips, a couple of those had two versions. You could slap in the emissions chip and actually have lower emissions than the car has from the factory, but of course less horsepower too.

      There is nothing stopping people from installing a "test pipe" in place of their catalytic converter, and swapping the cat back in when they have to get tested for smog. In fact this is SOP in the rice world.

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    4. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Correct, catalytic converter removal will mess with emissions. I have never seen a catless car pass emissions, though I am sure it is possible with careful enough tuning (tho the car would probably run hot from the leanness necessary to burn enough the fuel to pass).

      What is altered is entirely depenent on what the chip chooses to change. On some cars this can mean a lot of timing advance. On others it might mean leaning out a certain rpm zone. On others it might mean richening that same rpm zone. It is impossible to make generalizations about this.

      Also, some places dont have smog testing. My catless turbo miata has been puffing black smoke for years now in sunny Florida.

    5. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by thogard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even more fun is a federal law that can put you in jail and hit you with a huge fine if you mess with the emission equipment. I've got a '74 mgb and I can't replace its carb with an aftermarket one without violating the federal law. The fact that the original carb didn't meet emissions when it was new and is much worse than the older carbs and the aftermarket holly carb was designed to meet the emissions don't change the fact that its illeagal to use either option. There is a very limited amount of things you can do to parts of the emissions system.

    6. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unless his car's overinjecting like crazy, then you get excessive soot and crap economy.

      With regards to you MPG comment - If you want more power from your engine, and all you're doing is reprogramming a chip...... you'll pretty much need more fuel from *somewhere*.

      If you want real performance with diesels, I'd probably look into LPG injection. From what I've heard, it gives you 20-30% more power straight up, and less soot to boot.

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    7. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by seibed · · Score: 1

      "you'll pretty much need more fuel from *somewhere*."

      that "somewhere" is actually pretty easily found... the most obvious is that greater compression leads to increased efficiency, and re-mapping the chip will lead more compression (by opening valves earlier) this requires you to use a higher octane fuel, but most performance minded people do this anyway... while people might get on the gas more often, overall the engine is more efficient and many chipped cars actually see their mileage improving, though not dramatically. (mine included)

      Keep in mind that most perfomrance mods are about improving efficiency, though not always fuel economy...

      LPG injection is a way to boost power in diesels, but like other forms of injection (Nitrous for example) it needs to be tightly controlled and can be a big hassle.

    8. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The only catless car to ever pass emissions was the honda CVCC. It actually passed California emissions. Of course CA was probably about the only state doing emissions testing at the time :) However, emissions standards are (unsurprisingly) a lot stricter now, and a car of that displacement with those emissions probably wouldn't pass any more.

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    9. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by zenyu · · Score: 1

      Correct, catalytic converter removal will mess with emissions. I have never seen a catless car pass emissions, though I am sure it is possible with careful enough tuning (tho the car would probably run hot from the leanness necessary to burn enough the fuel to pass).

      I had a car pass without the catalytic converter, it was an older car under less stringent emissions requirement, and it involved getting the mechanic to tune it with an emissions tester in the tailpipe. But it can be done, and yes it ran a little hot. (I was a busy and cheap high school student and some bridge construction material had ripped off my entire exhaust system, killing the cat in the process. The mechanic was a family friend.)

    10. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Correct, catalytic converter removal will mess with emissions. I have never seen a catless car pass emissions, though I am sure it is possible with careful enough tuning (tho the car would probably run hot from the leanness necessary to burn enough the fuel to pass).
      I've had pretty good luck passing emissons here in Vancouver, BC without a cat on my Nissan Z24 PUs. 2 plugs per cylinder helps and the EGR has to be in good shape. And yes the test is just as stringent for small trucks as cars.
      Of course my '86 doesn't have a computer and still has the limiting cap on the carb idle mix screw
      Dave

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    11. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Even more fun is a federal law that can put you in jail and hit you with a huge fine if you mess with the emission equipment."

      Don't be stupid. First of all, this federal law only affects professional mechanics, not the car owner.

      But pushing that all aside, as a practical matter, there is no such thing as the "EPA POLITZA" keeping an eye on people touching their emission equipment. A 74 MG? Nobody gives a *shit* about what you do with this car.

      Change it... do what you like. There's nobody who cares about it. I wish you would be a little bit better thought-out about it.

      If you want to hot rod your MG, do it. But don't hide behind the EPA as something a car-owner must fear.

      Cripes.

    12. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "that "somewhere" is actually pretty easily found... the most obvious is that greater compression leads to increased efficiency, and re-mapping the chip will lead more compression (by opening valves earlier)"

      Yeah, sure buddy! Changing valve timing can increase dynamic cylinder pressure (bigger boom...more pressure) but the "compression" is dependent on displacement and combustion chamber volume.

      Shut up, you're an idiot!

    13. Re:But if it wasn't for the smoke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know someone's almost stock, but catless 95 VW Jetta VR6 pass emissions. It can be done.

  14. Whats next? by johnty · · Score: 1

    -Hack your microwave: heats up food quicker, allows you to use metal containers

    -Hack your toothbrush: reduces brushing time, whitens teeth 5 shades in 2 days and prolongs time between visist to the dentist

    -Hack your hacks: increases efficency of hacks without loosing warranty.

    etc etc

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    1. Re:Whats next? by StuWho · · Score: 1

      Hack your dildo - from 125bpm to 500bpm, buy your JESUSCHRIST upgrade here

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    2. Re:Whats next? by Skater · · Score: 1

      Err...people have been "hacking" cars since they were invented. Messing with the computer chips is newer, but it's still been going on for the last 15-20 years or so (before then, cars didn't have computers).

      Air intake systems, exhaust systems, turbochargers, superchargers, brake upgrades, wheel upgrades, carburators, nitrous, and many more. These kinds of changes were all made before cars had chips in them and are still done now. (Except now you have to worry about the computer's reaction to your changes.)

      --RJ

    3. Re:Whats next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a dildo user, but shouldn't increased voltage be able to accomplish the mod?

      Or, I reckon it's just a spinning motor with a non-symmetrical head (that turns round and round and acts as a ballast), you could always increase the number of loops the motor coil has, and it would go faster...

      Maybe I should open a dildo-mod-shop. :P

  15. Well, for what reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, for what reason are these limitations on horsepower/torque/whatever in the car's computer there in the FIRST place?

    Is it because of sloppy and/or conservative programming?

    Is it because of a massive conspiracy to lower the efficiency of your car and make you buy more oil?

    Or is it maybe-- just maybe-- for totally valid reasons relating to safety and health of the car's internal part things, which is why the car companies were trying to keep you from hacking these things in the first place?

    1. Re:Well, for what reason by pidge-nz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reasons are to protect the internals of the engine - so that they last the (at least) 60,000 miles expected of a production, road going car, not the 1 mile needed for a Methanol fueled drag car. For instance, Turbo cars run reasonably rich (down to about 10.5:1) under "wide open throttle", to reduce the temparture of the fuel-air mix to prevent or at least reduce knocking or pre-detination, and to lower the combustion temperature. This is a good thing for the engine - but results in lots of hydrocarbons going out the tail pipe - which is why you have a catalytic converter... Without those, you can end up with blown head gaskets, melted pistons (they are only made of aluminium), bent/broken conrods or even holes in the engine block from con rods making a rapid exit after breaking.

  16. Turbo chips by shfted! · · Score: 1

    No, they don't want you to hack your own car so that they can sell you an expensive replacement "turbo chip" to do exactly the same thing as this.

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    1. Re:Turbo chips by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      No, they don't want you to hack your own car so that they can sell you an expensive replacement "turbo chip" to do exactly the same thing as this.

      REALLY?

      You mean I can buy a GM-made chip to turbocharge by Astro Minivan? Sweet!

      Where was that, again? .. ... ...?

      WHAT? You mean that you don't know where I can get it? Hmm... odd, that.

    2. Re:Turbo chips by shfted! · · Score: 1

      I mean by sticking a different chip in the same engine in a different vehicle, sometimes even made by different companies. They have to keep the performance in low-end vehicles low, so that they can sell the high-end vehicles -- with the same engine -- for more.

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    3. Re:Turbo chips by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      You're way off. No car manufacturer that I know of sells replacement ECU chips, they did all their fine tuning in the factory and they're happy with the results. The reason they don't want you to do it is the same reason that AMD and Intel don't want you to overclock, you can do some serious damage to your engine if you do anything wrong.

      Car manufacturers usually have performance divisions (Like Nismo, MazdaSpeed, Ford Racing.) But they don't sell parts that should have been included in the car in the first place. They usually develop parts for the companies race cars and sell the performance parts they can easily mass produce. And I don't think they'd ever sell an ECU because it would be tuned the companies race car, like Nissan's race tuned Sentra Spec-V, not the one you'd see on the showroom floor (if they did sell you the race car ECU, your car would run like crap because it doesn't have the horsepower, same fuel pump, injectors, compression, timing, and other things that the race car has.)

    4. Re:Turbo chips by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      How dumb are you? Dude the only way a car company can make money off selling different cars with the same engine is if they include a turbo, or other performance enhancing stuff and then a whole performance package (MazdaSpeed Protege, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Dodge Viper SRT-10, Ford Mustang SVT.) Jeez these cars aren't even in the same league as the cars you'd see on the showroom floor (well I did see all of these cars on the showroom floor but that's besides the point.) The MazdaSpeed Protege is the only one I'd say isn't a HUGE performance boost, but it's still a very nice car at a very nice price and comes with some great stuff for handeling and a nice sound system with a much better look inside than a regular Protege. The Dodge Neon SRT-4 is faster than any other stock car in america for under $20,000 (and faster than a lot over $20,000, like a Nissan 350Z.) Believe me the car companies don't just stick two engines in the exact same car, change a little chip, or put a more restrictive exhaust and sell the faster one for way more.

    5. Re:Turbo chips by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      They have to keep the performance in low-end vehicles low, so that they can sell the high-end vehicles -- with the same engine -- for more.

      Almost, but not quite.

      While it is true that, for example, GM doesn't let any car be better than the Corvette, they don't purposefully use a different chip to turn what could be a 'vette into, say, a Tracker or a Cavalier.

      There are things like how complex the engine control system is (how many points of data, how complex the hardwired software), what suspension they use, the aerodynamics of the frame itself, the weight of the car, etc, etc, that go into differentiating one car from another.

      In any case, the REAL difference in price isn't about performance--it's about name. Even if they're built at the same plant, a Cadillac will have a higher price tag--and better options--than a Chevrolet.

      OTOH, you're right. By sticking a different chip in my Astro's engine, and shortening the cabin, and changing the suspension, and tweaking the air/fuel systems to use a higher volume / effeciency, I COULD turn my minivan into a sports car.

      But if I just stick a chip in, say, my brother's Oldsmobile, it won't suddenly perform nearly half as well as our Mom's Monte Carlo. In fact, the difference in performance will be about what you'd see if you took a timid driver out and put an agressive driver in.

    6. Re:Turbo chips by CornHole · · Score: 1

      Why then did the Camaro from a few years back (can't remember what year) with the same exact engine as the Corvette put out less peak horse power? its called detuning, they'd say it was for gas mileage and engine longevity, truth is IMO, it'd look bad if the Camaro was cranking out as many HP's as the Corvette

    7. Re:Turbo chips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um... mopar sells ECU's for the SRT-4 and GT Cruiser. Mopar is part of Chrysler.

    8. Re:Turbo chips by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly. This is probably about the only time GM does this--to make the 'vette look better.

      Also remember that the Camario was a new model, and the 'vette was just an iteneration of an old model.

  17. Re:Carmageddon by Vlar · · Score: 1

    and don't let it leak out to the internet. No need to follow a bad example

  18. Chip by eodmightier · · Score: 1

    I've been running a chip in my VW for 3 years now. Great gains, fun mod, great bang per buck. My warrenty was long expired and I was fully aware of the added stress from my lead foot from the power increase.

    Besides having to run 90+ octane, I love it.

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    1. Re:Chip by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good for you. I hope when you sell the car you inform the buyer.

      The worst of scum are the people who run mod chips in their car for several years, put the original back in, then trade the car in at a dealership.

      If you do this, you are really screwing someone. Sleep well now, for karma will visit later.

    2. Re:Chip by eodmightier · · Score: 1

      Uhhh yeah, of course I would inform the buyer.

      I never implied that I was planning on selling it and not telling someone it was modded. How often do you come across this? I assume with the way you are talking you work at some sort of car dealership..

      The worst are the majority of drivers who never bother to change the oil and then don't inform the buyer. Hope they sleep well.

      How about this. Buyer beware on a damn used car, get it checked out by your mechanic, etc, etc.

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  19. Partner Link by HFShadow · · Score: 2, Informative
  20. Life without Tivo? ARRRGH! by DrInequality · · Score: 4, Funny
    I cant die if I screw up my Tivo.

    I'd die pretty quickly without my Tivo!

  21. Great... by Flabby+Boohoo · · Score: 0

    this story sounds like a Jeggs commercial on Spike TV.

    Next story, the technology used to lip-sync on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

  22. Registration-free link by Krunch · · Score: 1

    Here.

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  23. OSS for car engine computers? by erick99 · · Score: 1
    Here is a case where more knowledge about how and why the computer is programmed a certain way in a certain car would go a long ways towards making an informed choice. There may well be cars that are too conservatively programmed and can be safely "goosed" up a bit. Still, you gotta have a pretty fat wallet or a nice line of credit to take these kinds of chances with your engine. I replaced an engine last year (it died of old age I think) and it came to $5,000 for parts and labor. So, at those prices, I'll stick with the stock chip.

    Happy Trails!

    Erick

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    1. Re:OSS for car engine computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here ya go, some do-it-yourself guys made this site. MegaSquirt. Looks pretty fun.

    2. Re:OSS for car engine computers? by s0l0m0n · · Score: 1

      That is a good point.

      It might blow your car up, costing you money. I think that some of the concerns expressed further up in the thread about 'I don't want to mess with my car because I'm afraid I might DIE' are just a little bit over dramatic.

      Then, ANY kind of work that you do on a new engine might very well cause it to blow up. A buddy of mine blew a head gasket in his Honda trying to get a relatively small gain in horsepower/torque.

      Most geeks are much safer and less likely to destroy an engine when blowing some code into a PROM than they would be actually modifying an engine in a more traditional sense.

      josh

  24. let's see them sup up... by Valar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... my 1990 volvo 240.

    On second thought, I'd like to see them burn it out :)

    1. Re:let's see them sup up... by Student_Tech · · Score: 1

      With the stock engine or a Chevy V8 or Ford 5.0L V8?

      Yeah, it isn't just a chip, but put the bigger engine in and the associated other electronics(higher power fuel system, ect) and then you can add a chip to play with the engine.

    2. Re:let's see them sup up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:let's see them sup up... by racerx509 · · Score: 1

      you've never heard of www.turbobricks.com have you? Mine is a 740, but it does quite the burnout O-60 in 5.88 seconds, 1/4 mile in 14.7 @ 94mph 280ftlbs of torque at the rear wheels ;)

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    4. Re:let's see them sup up... by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 1

      Pfft, you don't need a V8 or a turbo to get reasonable gains from your engine.

      First off, turbobricks is a huge waste of time. It is however a great way to get a bunch of useless information (normally aspirated engines need backpressure... uh.. yeah, right) and maybe even blow something up. Fun as long as it's not your car. The mailing list isn't nearly as bad, but it's still not that great of a resource.

      Anyways, if you were looking for better acceleration, here are the mods I'd do:

      Change to a different cam. The stock cam on a 1990 US-spec 240 was the M cam. It's good for low end torque, smooth idle, and passing emissions tests. There are any number of other options out there. Volvo offered many hotter cams (H and K grinds being the most radical at 136 and 140hp respectively in a B23E, the A and B cams would offer a more mild improvement). The Volvo cams are pretty old designs and will sacrifice more low end power than the alternatives. A common aftermarket cam is the VX or VX3 (Volvo V-grind cam intake profile, X cam exhaust profile, the VX3 has the exhaust stuff retarded 3 degrees). Not a bad choice at all. Unitek (and their resellers like OJ Rallye) sell various staged cams. The Phase 0 and Phase 1 cams would be appropriate for an otherwise unmodified engine. By itself, the VX3 cam would give you another 10-15hp and bring your car up to the level of a non-intercooled 240 turbo. The hotter cams will give your electronic idle control fits.

      The next thing I'd do is put in a different transmission (if you've got an autobox). The AW72L is a nice fit. It's found in the 16 valve Volvos (940GLE/740GLE). It's got a lower 1st gear, a taller overdrive ratio, higher stall speed torque converter, and the TC will lockup at speed. Better off the line power, and better highway mileage. Or you could have someone rebuild the stock AW70 in your car with a higher stall speed torque converter for more off the line power. Or you could go for a manual transmission. The M46 and M47 (made after 81 or so) units found over here have very low 1st gears (4.x:1), and you'd get to shift your own gears.

      Still want more power? Towards the end of the run, Volvo put better flowing heads in some non-US B203s. I think the casting number ended in 530 or 531.

      If you wanted more power, you'd want to make it safe to rev the engine past the redline (and the hotter cams will really improve the top end power). Unfortunately the ECU will cut fuel at about 6000RPM. Otherwise you'd want to go about blueprinting the engine.

      The last easy option would be to drop in a new rear end. It's a standard Dana 30 (in any live axle 200/700/900 car) rear axle, and you Volvo even used some pretty short gears (4.10:1 units were found in the 16 valves I think, as well as some of the late 70s 240s). This would make highway cruising a pain however.

      There are plenty of ways to 'hack' the Volvo engines, they're great motors. However, the fuel injection systems were either too crude (K-Jetronic) or too proprietary (LH-Jetronic) to be of much use. The Motronic stuff used overseas can be chipped IIRC.

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    5. Re:let's see them sup up... by casehardened · · Score: 1

      Volvo engines are some of the toughest in the business. What this means is that you can increase the manifold pressure by a bundle without destroying your engine. A turbo 240 can have its output increased from ~ 150 hp to ~ 250 hp.

  25. If you chip your car... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...then the onus is on the manufacturer to prove that the chipping was the cause of any defect in the event that they want to withdraw the warranty. At least according to here. On the other hand I'm not 100% convinced that's a correct interpretation of this law.

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  26. This is not the best idea by Illissius · · Score: 5, Informative
    Dan has a thing or two to say about these. He tends to be right an awful lot, too. Since /.ers are too lazy to click on a link, here's what he says:

    EPROM power!

    I have a question about your page on chip upgrades to improve car performance.

    Mainly, my question is why what you say, when the Powerchip site pretty much says the exact opposite on all counts.

    Would Powerchip lie outright, and provide a three year warranty with possibility for an extension for the drivetrain?

    In searching through the Web I only come across your opinion of a chip swap being a bad choice to upgrade. If you can refer me to your references I can make a better judgment on whether or not it really is not good to upgrade my ECU.

    Tom

    Answer:
    First up: I didn't say that drop-in Electronic Control Unit (ECU) upgrades for otherwise stock vehicles were outright fraud, though some companies in that market have certainly been snake oil merchants. I just said that a drop in chip isn't likely to be good value compared with various actual mechanical upgrades. Powerchip, like various other chip vendors, will charge you several hundred Australian bucks for a new chip.

    Now that I've said that, dig this.

    A while after I put my piece on ECU chips up on the Web, one Wayne Besanko of Powerchip contacted me.

    He did not offer any independent evidence to support Powerchip's claims. Nor did he point out anything I'd said that was wrong.

    Instead, he offered me money, plane tickets and accommodation if I'd travel to Powerchip's HQ and write a "white paper" on Powerchip's products.

    He didn't say "here's a bucket of cash, if you write what we say", but our correspondence led me to the firm belief that, um, only one viewpoint on their products would be acceptable, were I to take up the offer.

    So there's that.

    And, again, as I write this, I remain unaware of any proper independent testing that indicates that these pricey drop-in ECU chips are good value, compared with a variety of actual mechanical modifications.

    Sure, you can get a bit more juice from a stock engine by goosing up the ECU programming; drop-in chips from reputable companies like Powerchip don't generally do nothing. I wouldn't be surprised if there were quite a few cars, particularly turbo diesels, that have sub-optimal stock ECU programming, leaning further towards the "green" end of the scale and away from the "performance" end than their owners would choose, given the option.

    The particular oddities of individual engines (in high performance cars, at least) may also benefit significantly from custom-tuned ECU maps, even if you aren't going for new cams, an after-market turbo, blah blah blah.

    But drop-in chips aren't tuned for individual engines. They're one-size-fits-all. If you want a chip that fits your car's engine in particular, you have to go to a speed shop that'll test your engine and blow an EPROM to suit.

    In the vast majority of cars, I think it's quite sensible to say that if you aren't making significant mechanical modifications to your engine, then the money you'd spend on a "hot chip" would be better put towards those modifications (or, you know, spent on the rent or something, but we're not talking about sensible life choices here). I think that even something as simple as a less restrictive air filter is likely to give you more horsepower per dollar than a hot chip.

    Even Powerchip themselves admit (or, at least, did admit at the time I corresponded with Wayne; I haven't groveled through their specs lately) that a 15% power and torque gain from a plain chip swap is unusually high. Figures closer to, or below, 10% are common. Some people would question even that - but even if you get a whole

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    1. Re:This is not the best idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...while drop-in chips may not do much for an otherwise stock engine, if you put a large turbocharger, much larger fuel pump, larger intake and exhaust, and much more capable fuel injection system, then you need the aftermarket ECU, because the stock ECU does not have maps for the airflow, fuel flow, etc. that your engine now has.

      Check out some of the mods that MR2-Turbo owners have done...too bad nothing much can be done about their transmissions.

      When the '91 MR2 Turbo came out, it favorably compared to a Ferrari 348, except in top speed. Lessee... $25K vs $100K. I have the actual articles clipped from R&T, C&D, etc...

    2. Re:This is not the best idea by pidge-nz · · Score: 1

      If anyone trys to sell you a upgrade chip for a Toyota ECU, tell them were to stick it. Toyota use a CPU with an onboard ROM - so you can't readily read out the MAP values or code, and furthernmore, can't adjust the MAP Valules. TOMS do/did a ECU "piggy back" board which replaced the CPU a board with separate CPU and EPROM.

  27. Again? by 0mni · · Score: 1

    How many products in todays marketplace are running below their peak efficiency?, it's becoming somewhat ridiculous that if you wish to get your full moneys worth out of a product you need to use another product to unlock it.

  28. I would never by djroute66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would never drive or be a passenger of a car that is running my own firmware.

    Never.

    1. Re:I would never by StuWho · · Score: 1

      Would you drive it if it was my firmware?

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    2. Re:I would never by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

      Ooh, that's like this joke I heard:

      In a class full of programmers who were tasked with writing the flight control software for airplanes, they were told to break off into groups.

      After getting to know their groupmates, the professor called them to attention.

      "Okay, you've met your groups. How many of you, if you were on an airplane waiting to take off, would get off the plane if you learned that your group had written the flight software?"

      All but one person raised their hand. The professor was intrigued, so he asked the lone person why, exactly, he'd remain on board when even his groupmates said they'd get off.

      "Because," replied the student, "if my group wrote the software, the plane wouldn't move, let alone take off."

    3. Re:I would never by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Civil Engineering.

  29. And the impact on the environment? by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most cars are tuned for a compromise of fuel efficiency, low pollution, and reliability. So these mods will adversely affect these more mundane automotive goals.

    On the one hand, these high performance mods probably turn the car into serious emitter of nasty gases.

    On the other hand, the added stress probably shortens the lifespan of the engine and gets the car off the road that much sooner.

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  30. heh by name773 · · Score: 0

    i'd expect manufacturers to be happy, especially if you break the car and they get to fix it at their price rate

  31. how is this news? by seibed · · Score: 1

    not worth the effort unless its on a turbo or supercharged engine, and you will violate your warranty.

  32. This is not new by rebewt · · Score: 1

    People have been "chipping" their cars for several years now. In fact, there are several different types of chips, some only replace values of certain addresses while others replace large portions of the computer program.

    Some car mfr's and divisions are more willing to allow chipping - such as Fords SVT division.

  33. i can understand by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Interesting

    look, I'm as open source, hacker-friendly as anybody, but I'm not sure I agree with allowing people to hack cars, planes, and the like ..

    basically, any technology which has the power to kill me, and is used in primarly public places that I roam in.

    can anybody else suggest other technologies that are used in everyday life, owned by most people, and used often in public places that have the power to kill me if they happen to 'go wrong'?

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    1. Re:i can understand by EnormousTooth · · Score: 1

      Erm... nuclear reactors?

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    2. Re:i can understand by digitalhermit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Firearms.
      There are lots of self-loaders out there who think that adding more powder makes them shoot better. Or they modify their weapons because they read somewhere on the Internet that it would shave off a microsecond or two from the firing rate or lessen the trigger pull. Funny thing is that the people who have used the most bizarre rifles tend to shoot the worst.

      Airplanes you say?
      I live about 100 yards from a small airfield in South Florida. I was driving to work one morning and noticed a bunch of fire trucks and police a few doors away. Heard on the news later that day that an experimental plane had crashed into a house. I've seen a couple of these accidents so far (well, not the actual crash, but the after effects).

      Home wiring...
      I've visited lots of friends' houses that have really bad wiring jobs. I've seen lots of outlets that would fail inspection. At my last house the previous occupants had been running a small business from their converted garage. They had installed extra outlets to run the electrical equipment (heater, various electrical motors, etc..). Everything was connected to an extension cord with a bunch of daisy-chained power strips *behind the wall*.

    3. Re:i can understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>can anybody else suggest other technologies that are used in everyday life, owned by most people, and used often in public places that have the power to kill me if they happen to 'go wrong'?

      Beef Tacos?

    4. Re:i can understand by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      As for the firearms thing, all the self loaders I know do it because they shoot a lot and save money. Some even cast their own slugs. It's cheaper to buy the parts, espically since you can reuse the brass. Not worth it if you shoot 100 routns once a year but if you shoot 1000 per week, it can save you a lot.

      Plenty of legit gun modifications too. Guns don't always come just how you want them. Triggers are a big thing to modify. Like on Glocks, they come with a 5.5lb trigger pull from the factory. Ok, but maybe you want something heavier, so you can't accidentally pull the trigger as easy, or maybe you competition shoot, and want something lighter. Then of course there are things like night/adjustable sights, different grips, compensated barrels/slides, etc.

      There's actually lots of reasons to want to modify a firearm. They aren't built to order, unless you get a real expensive one, and you often want something a little different.

    5. Re:i can understand by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      As for the firearms thing, all the self loaders I know do it because they shoot a lot and save money. Some even cast their own slugs. It's cheaper to buy the parts, espically since you can reuse the brass. Not worth it if you shoot 100 routns once a year but if you shoot 1000 per week, it can save you a lot.


      Sure, there are lots of legitimate reasons for using reloads. I've considered getting a press and mold for a while, but I don't mind paying for the 200-400 or so rounds I shoot per month (it's mostly a matter of time). There are reasons to make hot loads and reasons to cast your own bullets. The main point I was making was that some people thinking that doubling the powder will make their firearms shoot better. I absolutely hate shooting next to some novice gun owner who is obviously shooting with hot loads.

      Plenty of legit gun modifications too. Guns don't always come just how you want them. Triggers are a big thing to modify. Like on Glocks, they come with a 5.5lb trigger pull from the factory. Ok, but maybe you want something heavier, so you can't accidentally pull the trigger as easy, or maybe you competition shoot, and want something lighter.

      Yup, this is true. I owned a G36 once and would have increased the pull if I'd kept it. It was stock otherwise. However, these modifications are generally safe. There are others (non factory parts to shave off a few grams here are there, modified internals that can increase jams, etc..) that decrease the safety of the weapon. And I completely agree that you'd want to customize your firearms; my only problem is with those who really don't know what they are doing and end up jeopardizing not only their lives but those sharing the range. Though I'm not an expert, I've owned many firearms and have a healthy respect for them.

    6. Re:i can understand by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      Plumbing.

      Get the connections wrong, leave out an air gap, and you can create a cholera outbreak.

      Which is why it's regulated.

      An engine firmware mod, on the other hand, isn't going to kill bystanders the way, say, an antilock braking mod could. Except for dumping more poison in the air, all the risk and impact is borne by the car owner.

    7. Re:i can understand by cstangle · · Score: 1

      Double loads of powder in, say, a .357 Mag revolver will wreak some serious havoc
      I saw what was once the cylinder of such a handgun, and it was pretty incredible
      I don't really know for sure, but if the same thing were to happen to a car with bad ratio tables, it would be seriously damaging to the engine, albeit not life-threatening
      In other words, don't fsck around with anything involving changing the amount of hydrocarbons used in a rapid reaction
      And don't trust any old site from the internet. Talk to somebody who actually knows what they are doing instead of risking life and limb
      (My $0.02)

    8. Re:i can understand by plusser · · Score: 1

      You have a very good point, especially when it comes to modifying the ECU on a plane.

      Just for the record an ECU for a jet engine is common known as a Full Authority Digital Engine Controller (FADEC). How do I know, I work for a company that makes them for commercial civil jet engines. The code in these controllers are locked by the manufacturer, and changes to the code are only allowed under full authority of the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA), whom require supporting documentation.

      There may come a day real soon where these requirements are imposed on new road vehicles.

    9. Re:i can understand by cherokee158 · · Score: 1

      Experimental aircraft are not a very good analogy in this context. All experimental aircraft still have to undergo routine FAA airworthiness inspections. The company that designs the aircraft has different certification standards, but there ARE standards, and the process is still very controlled. (In fact, if cars, and the drivers themselves, were as closely monitored as pilots and airplanes, we'd live in a much safer world. Of course, no one would be able to afford to drive, either...) More likely causes of the accident you saw were: 1) Engine failure on takeoff (generally a no-win scenario) 2) pilot error (overloaded his plane, underestimated the density altitude for the day, stalled on final, or a midair...midairs are not uncommon in Florida, where air traffic is very heavy)

    10. Re:i can understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reloaders I know do it for economy and/or accuracy. The economy has been covered. The accuracy comes from finding a combination of powder(s), primer, lube, seating method, brass and bullet that work best with an individual weapon. Throw in a precision firearm and some skill and you will see some phenomenal shooting. In its own wsay its pretty geeky. As to moding the firearm. I assume that you are referring to shaving Microseconds off of lock-time (the small but measurable interval between the trigger "breaking" and the firing pin hitting the primer). If you are shooting moving or especially distant targets this can improve you accuracy (this was the impetus behind the invention of the percussion cap). A light trigger will also help. If you want to see a really bizarre rifle, check out what they use in the Olympics. There are weirdos who do weird things to firearms for weird reasons. But these people are inspired by things that really do work. Just like the ricers see that real race cars are loud, low to the ground and have wings. The funny thing is that you are poking fun at people for doing things that you don't understand for reasons that you don't understand.

    11. Re:i can understand by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that you are poking fun at people for doing things that you don't understand for reasons that you don't understand.

      No, I'm poking fun at people who modify their weapons because they think it's cool or they think that doing so will magically improve their shooting. It's like a carpenter who gets a larger compressor for his nail gun because he doesn't know how to put up a door. Or maybe it's closer to those folks who color their CD edges with green marker because they believe it makes it sound better. Contrary to what many believe, environmental factors is one of the largest variables. "Know your weapon" still is the best advice.

      I've been shooting for close to twenty years and have modified, or helped to modify many pistols and rifles. In that time I've seen lots of novice shooters destroy perfectly good firearms or make them unsafe by using substandard parts. Funny thing is that you sound like one of those folks who read something on the Internet somewhere and try to impress your friends with your newfound "knowledge".

      Just like the ricers see that real race cars are loud, low to the ground and have wings.

      And this is exactly my point. Modifying your weapon because the pros do so will not make you a better shooter. For example, do you have any real idea what a spoiler or wing does at (compartively) low speeds (under 120MPH)? Huge difference or none? How much of it is marketing? Sure, there are constant advances in firearms, but on the range it will make more difference if you drank a cup of coffee that morning (near imperceptible shakiness) or if it's your first shot or your fiftieth (barrel walk) or if it's cooler (air density) than if you use a specialized powder mix. I won't even mention the marginal quality control in some reloads. Now I'm not saying that proper reloads or weapon modifications don't contribute, only that their significance is completely overwhelmed by other factors and is essentially lost in the error margin of these variables.

      And I'm also willing to discuss ballistics if you'd like. I'll even put up a lot of pretty equations too.

    12. Re:i can understand by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I won't even mention the marginal quality control in some reloads

      Heh, that can be a big issue. I know my dad had trouble for a while with humidity in the loading area really messing with the ability to consistantly get the same load.

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    13. Re:i can understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered building a humidor for your supplies? You can get the parts in a cigar shop and build the housing from plans on the internet. This usually works out a lot cheaper than buying a unit specific for powder.

  34. ... and this is news??? by yzquxnet · · Score: 3, Redundant

    Car tuners have been doing this since the advent of ECU controlled cars... I wouldn't even consider this hacking because it so common. Any reputable car shop can reflash your cars ECU and reprogram a variety of variable from fuel tables, transmission shifts, timing, etc. if it's in the ECU it can be reprogrammed.

    Also... on a vehicle from the factory with no aftermarket parts don't expect drastic gains, unless your vehicle is equiped with forced induction and the ECU has the ability to control the wastegate. IE. You're not going to get 50hp by 'hacking' your hondas ECU. More likely you'll get 5-10hp... even then it's usually a trade off of having to use higher octane fuel.

    I had my cars ECU reflashed to take advantage of higher octane fuel (increased timing) and recieved 13 rwhp and 15 rwlb/ft.

  35. New meaning for 'crashes'? by RandBlade · · Score: 1

    Much as I may despise Microsoft for their buggy codes, the worst that can happen on my PC is loving information. If the computer 'crashes' I can typically just reset it, for serious break-downs I just need to reinstall the software. "Format C:" solves nearly all M$ errors.

    If you mess around with cars it is infinitely more seriously. A car crash is no laughing matter, neither are serious breakdowns. Kill someone and rebooting is not an option.

    I might go even further and suggest it should not be legal to do this. At least in the UK, all cars must undergo an annual 'MOT' to determine if they're roadworthy every year, it is illegal to drive a car on public roads that mechanics have not OK'ed. When you drive you put other people's lives at risk, so this is a valid requirement. If people are able to mess around with the code on their machines, then not only can they screw it up, but there is no way for mechanics to tell that things are working fine.

    1. Re:New meaning for 'crashes'? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      If you mess around with cars it is infinitely more seriously. A car crash is no laughing matter, neither are serious breakdowns. Kill someone and rebooting is not an option.

      If you killed someone, it would be your fault.

      At any time, your engine could explode, seize, jump to 7000 RPM, whatever. With or without chip modifications. Something can always fuck up. As a driver you must be prepared to properly control the vehicle if the engine goes crazy. It is your responsibility.

      I have seen an accelerator "floor" itself and take the car to 75 MPH before the driver decided to throw it into neutral. This, of course, immediately blew up the engine, but at least he wasn't hurtling uncontrollably at high speed. Obviously you should sacrifice the engine instead of people's lives.

      You seem to be suggesting that if your engine were to go out, you'd swerve all over the road and kill people. This terrifies me. I don't think you should be driving.

  36. Actually, I got more than that from my GIAC chip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    an additional 80ft/lbs and 47hp in my A4, thankyouverymuch... :)


    Aftermarket ECU Chip vendor

  37. It works at first... then.... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This reminds me a bit too much of the "simple free digital cable PPV device" we see spammers selling. You hook it up, you "buy" as many order-with-your-remote shows as you can for a couple months, and then when the bill comes, you see just your base bill with no charges for the shows your watched.

    The device blocks the upstream communciations frequencies so your box can't call home, but allow the broadcast frequencies to pass through so you still get watchable signals. However, after a few months, the party's over. The cable company sends down a signal cutting off your service, and tells you you'll have to let the digital box call home before you can watch anything again. Guess what, the box has been keeping count all along. So you pay full price for everything you thought was free, and you're out the money you spent on a worthless device...

    If somebody's selling an unathorized upgrade without being willing to stand behind their product, you better watch out. Something's not right with the deal.

    1. Re:It works at first... then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As some others have said, this isn't anything new. For Bosch ECU cars, the changes are in the lookup tables for engine timing, fuel, and air mixture.

      The biggest gains are in turbo-charged cars, where the limits on boost pressure are increased (with corresponding changes to the above mentioned timing, fueling, and air mixtures)

      many thousands of miles on my twin-turbo Audi S4. factory spec is 250hp - now it is closer to 325hp. Rock solid reliable, and yes, safe. (The base lookup table for when there is a problem isn't changed!) so things like the check engine light, etc. are fully functional.

      you folks should do your homework before blathering.

  38. Tivo hacking safety! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tivos are probably the most dangerous of consumer appliances to service. Very high voltages (up to 5000 V) at potentially very high currents (AMPs) are present when operating - deadly combination. These dangers do not go away even when unplugged as there is an energy storage device - a high voltage capacitor - that can retain a dangerous charge for a long time. If you have the slightest doubts about your knowledge and abilities to deal with these hazards, replace the Tivo or have it professionally repaired.

    Careless troubleshooting of a Tivo can not only can fry you from high voltages at relatively high currents but can irradiate you as well. When you remove the metal cover of the Tivo oven you expose yourself to dangerous - potentially lethal - electrical connections. You may also be exposed to potentially harmful levels of television emissions if you run the Tivo with the cover off and there is damage or misalignment to the waveguide to the Tivo chamber.

    Just kidding. I got that text from a warning in a guide to microwave repair.

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    1. Re:Tivo hacking safety! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pure comedy! that had me going :)

    2. Re:Tivo hacking safety! by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      However, many of these same warnings apply to TV sets. I remember reading someplace that the picture tube can hold a built up charge of 20,000 volts for a time after a unit is unplugged.

      wbs.

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    3. Re:Tivo hacking safety! by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      I remember reading someplace that the picture tube can hold a built up charge of 20,000 volts for a time after a unit is unplugged.

      That's right, your TV is a particle accelerator.
      Electrons are emitted from the guns at the back of the tube and are drawn by about a 20-30kV charge to the front of the tube. There, they smack into the phosphor coating on the glass, causing the phosphor to become excited and glow. A small amount of electrons also smack into the metal shadow mask at the front of the tube, exciting the metal atoms, which instead of glowing, release their energy as x-rays and promptly drop back to their normal state.

      TV's have a lot of HV protection circuitry and shielded tubes because if the HV becomes excessive, a large amount of x-rays (mainly directed out the back of the set) could be produced.

      But going back to your statement, picture tubes have a small amount of capacitance (due to internal the metal coatings) and a very high operating voltage, thus they can store a lot of energy for quite a period of time.

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      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
    4. Re:Tivo hacking safety! by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Informative
      Tivos are probably the most dangerous of consumer appliances to service. Very high voltages (up to 5000 V) at potentially very high currents (AMPs) are present when operating - deadly combination

      Good thing I don't pay your electric bill... Remember, power (watts)=voltage*current(amps). So, if you've got 5kv*even 1 A, you've got 5000 watts of power.

      As an aside - I work at a radio station. Our main transmitter has a forward power output of 4.2 kW. And we're a big station (translates to 7.2 kW TPO and 40 kW ERP). If your Tivo was consuming 5 kW of power, you'd need close to 2-3 tons of air conditioning, just to cool your living room.

      Tivos are solid-state devices (plus the hard drive, but still) - high voltage, low current. If it were high current, think of all those traces on the PC board that would burn up.

      Incidentally, television picture tubes, as mentioned by others, are at very high voltages... but very low current. We're talking milliamps here. Again, our backup transmitter is a tube transmitter - 7.2 kV plate voltage, but only 384 mA plate current.

      -T

    5. Re:Tivo hacking safety! by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >You may also be exposed to potentially harmful levels of television emissions

      Television emissions from reality shows are particularly toxic.

    6. Re:Tivo hacking safety! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be such a tool. He was only kidding.

    7. Re:Tivo hacking safety! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      If your Tivo was consuming 5 kW of power, you'd need close to 2-3 tons of air conditioning, just to cool your living room.
      Nah, just get a MILSPEC living room rated for 250 F and let conduction cool it.
    8. Re:Tivo hacking safety! by IMightB · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly, the ignition harness on cars can vary between 100,000 - 300,000 volts, but at low amperage. Most likely not enought to kill you, unless your holding a spark plug in each hand, but it is enough to give you a very nasty shock, and knock you on your butt. For the most part I agree with people ahow are saying that they like to work on their cars themselves. I guess I was lucky, my high school had a full auto shop in it, and instead of study hall my senior year, I took auto shop. We ended up overhauling a V-8, and dropping it into a VW Rabbit that one student had. We also had to lengthen the frontend (by about a foot) on to accomodate the engine. There's just something that's "beer and ball-scratching" good about working on your own vehicle. Of course, me being in an apartment, and having most of my tools 1,200 miles away kind of limits what I can do now-a-days.

  39. hard drive by DerProfi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Great googly moogly! My new Toyota has a hard drive in it?? Who woulda thunk it?!

    Partly to combat hackers, many carmakers are using encrypted chips in new models or, like Toyota, have done away with removable memory chips altogether. That has the e-mechanics shifting strategies, either by downloading new software directly into the computer's hard drive or attaching separate electronic devices that piggyback on the factory-installed control module and override it. Some of these devices alter the "rev limiter" that prevents engine speed from zooming beyond the red line or remove the speed governor that limits top-end performance.

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    1. Re:hard drive by Skater · · Score: 3, Funny

      No wonder Toyota has that reputation for reliability! I bet they have IBM Deskstars in them!

      Uh...wait...that's not right...

      --RJ

  40. Hacking Bluetooth enabled cars by Grue · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I keep thinking about getting a Toyota Prius, the ones with Bluetooth. But I REALLLY wish they offered a SDK or API to 3rd party developers. Imagine stepping into your car with your Bluetooth equipped iPod, and streaming mp3s to your car stereo? Or your Bluetooth enabled GPS unit, and displaying it on the cards LCD? Or downloading mileage information for reimbursement, or automatically dialing 911 on your cell phone when the emergency system (airbags/whatever) goes off. They could increase the value of the car untold amounts just by harnessing the power of all the coders out there.

    1. Re:Hacking Bluetooth enabled cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Regarding the mp3 idea, all you'd need is a head unit that supported Bluetooth, it wouldn't have to use a special Bluetooth equipped car. Second, I can't imagine the battery life on an iPod that was broadcasting Bluetooth would be that good; you'd probably end up having to plug it into a power cable, and if you're doing that, might as well plug it into an audio cable as well.

    2. Re:Hacking Bluetooth enabled cars by MartinB · · Score: 1

      While that would be cool in principle, there's no need to stream iPod via Bluetooth (assuming there were a Bluetooth iPod add-on), there's really no need as you can either use an iTrip to broadcast via FM (technically illegal in the UK, but eBay is your friend ;-) ), or as your Prius has a tape player, one of those simple stereo out->cassette doodads will give you an even better sound.

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    3. Re:Hacking Bluetooth enabled cars by Grue · · Score: 1

      I don't know if the Prius has a tape deck. You're right, there are radio transmitters available such as the iTrip, but from what I've heard, their quality is pretty crappy. Plus, you could have the ability to browse mp3s and setup/play playlists through the cars LCD/console interface.

      I guess my major point was that the car has this feature, Bluetooth, but we're limited by what the car's designers have implemented with it. But if Toyota offered an open API, we'd have the resources of the entire geek population. Bluetooth enabled PDA informing me of today's appointments on the car's speakers/LCD. Think, if the range of Bluetooth could be extended a bit, we could setup swarming ad-hoc networks of cars. Cars could inform each other of current traffic attentions ahead, the information could be passed on to other nearby cars. Cars could warn each other if there were speed traps :). A giant distributed moving network.

    4. Re:Hacking Bluetooth enabled cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  41. yep by rebelcool · · Score: 4, Informative

    with many of these chip mods, your car will no longer pass emissions inspections.

    A car engine is a complex, finely tuned piece of equipment where every variable is carefully thought through - and tested the hell out of over several years by their engineers.

    You can't expect to go modifying things willy-nilly and expect only gains without losses in other areas - particularly environmental and reliability. This is especially true where you're modifying things like engine tables.

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    1. Re:yep by HardCase · · Score: 1
      A car engine is a complex, finely tuned piece of equipment where every variable is carefully thought through - and tested the hell out of over several years by their engineers.


      I wholeheartedly agree!

    2. Re:yep by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      In my experience, doing anything willy-nilly is most often a recipe for disaster.

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    3. Re:yep by elBart0 · · Score: 1

      with many of these chip mods, your car will no longer pass emissions inspections.

      Interestingly enough, I'm on my 3rd VW that I chipped, one OBDI car and two ODB2 cars. Since here in MA they do full emissions checks on all cars post-1983, I tend to keep my slips with the emissions outputs. Despite my initial suprise, all three cars did as well, or better with the chips.

      With the exception of the newest car, a turbo, the change in gas milage was negligible, as well. The Turbo, on the other hand, as required a careful foot on the accelerator (chipped and non-chipped) in order to keep MPG down. Once that thing goes into positive pressure, even the OEM software dumps the gas in like crazy.

      I honestly believe that a properly tuned and maintained engine is always going to get better emissions than one that has been treated poorly and not maintained. And, I've seen the slips that bear it out.

      The only addendum I'd add is that I only know about VWs and I only deal with shops that have quite a bit of experience burning chips, such as APR and GIAC. There are plenty of other shops out there, especially in the Asian import market, who are more than happy to sell you cheap HP gains, without care for your emissions, or your engine.

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    4. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, and suspect that you dont have much experience with these matters.

      Chipping your car alone with not vastly increase your emissions. In fact, a well tuned engine and ECU will yield lower emissions than a stock car any day, in addition to increased fuel economy. Notice I said well tuned.

      My most highly modified car has no cat, runs about 20psi of boost on pump gas, and has a replacement ECU. (Haltech) It passes emissions tests with flying colours, and actually has reduced emissions than it had when it was stock.

      Let's compare a stock SUV's emissions to a modified or chipped 4-banger. Gee, I wonder who's emissions would be lower. I suspect that even with a test pipe (no cat or muffler) the I4 would still belch less into the atmosphere than a stock SUV.

      Score 4: Informative? Hardly.

  42. Google link by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 1
  43. New EPROMs are silly by UPAAntilles · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For the price of a generic EPROM, you could easily get mechanical upgrades that enhances your car even more than the EPROM. If you're going for extreme performance, after all the mechanical upgrades, get a special chip made specifically for you.

    Dan from DansData has written on it in a much better fashion than I ever could though...
    His main "hotchip" article
    Scroll down to the EPROM stuff, he addresses his experiences with "Powerchip"

    *Sigh* now the NYT is going to cause a bunch of people to waste money. People that don't know enough about cars are going to get preyed on by companies like "powerchip". Just like people in electronics stores that don't know enough about computers.

    1. Re:New EPROMs are silly by Cloud+9 · · Score: 1
      Now, hold on.



      For one thing, Dan himself stated that chips don't do "nothing". He simply stated that they didn't offer as much bang-for-the-buck as a series of mechanical modifications would. He also stated that these chips, while usually a little overly optimistic about the kind of gains one would normally see on a stock car, often perform as advertised.

      Furthermore, nowhere in the NYT article (I read it, did you?) was it said that anybody should buy one of these simply based on the author's description. What they did say was that chips usually offered a performance increase, at the risk of lower fuel economy, poor emissions, and the possibility of ruining an engine.

      I do agree that an upgraded ECU should only be considered after extensive upgrades, when the air/fuel curve and boost settings would need to be altered anyway. But to say that chips do "nothing" to a stock engine is at best, an exaggeration. At worst, it's an outright lie.

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    2. Re:New EPROMs are silly by UPAAntilles · · Score: 1

      Yes I did, I'm a brand new Opera user, so I even had to remember my NY Times password and username.

      People in general are stupid. They're going to read this and think, wow, I could get a performance boost with just a chip? They're not going to do cost/benefit analysis.

      I didn't say they did "nothing", I said that for the same price, you could get mechanical upgrades that boost even more than a chip.

    3. Re:New EPROMs are silly by DissidentHere · · Score: 1

      I'd like to agree with you and offer an example. I recently purchased a BMW (ok, my wife got it for me). It was modified with a Dinan high flow cold air intake. Before I said ok, I made very sure that the chip had also been modified to deal with the change in the fuel/O2 mixture. Documentation was provided that showed a Dinan chip upgrade that corresponded with the mechanical modification. Of course I also verified that the car had always been run on the highest octane fuel.
      The result is that I got a 328is that looks _and_ drives like a M3, for about 10K less ("pre-owned" market). It's a '99, now with 40K miles, and no problems thus far.
      So you're absolutely right, do the mechanical alterations, and get the chip that matches. A new chip that isn't compensating for some mechanical change is probably nothing but trouble.

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    4. Re:New EPROMs are silly by Cloud+9 · · Score: 1
      People in general are stupid. They're going to read this and think, wow, I could get a performance boost with just a chip? They're not going to do cost/benefit analysis

      Whose fault is that? It is a buyer's responsibility to weigh the pros and cons in any purchase, especially when it comes to building/upgrading a car. It's not like the author said, "Buy now pretty shiny chip for super happy fast fun time!". He explained the benefits, and described the potential risks. If somebody wants to go out and kill their brand new Honda without learning all he/she can about the upgrade, they deserve whatever they get.

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  44. I'm not sure about what they say about companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not sure that the car companies don't think that it isn't bad, just that it may not be the best to not do it if you warranty hasn't expired.

  45. Re:Actually, I got more than that from my GIAC chi by CptChipJew · · Score: 1

    That's an A4, which is much more powerful than a Honda Civic.

    Honda engines are not torquey at all.

    The cheapest A4 1.8T has 166 ft/lbs of torque at peak. The cheapest Civic has 110.

    And, with all cars, the more you have base, the more you can add.

    Adding just a good intake system to a Ferarri will add up to 60hp. On a Civic, you'll get around 5.

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  46. Keep in mind the car in question by Osty · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As many others have pointed out, chipping a car is nothing new. However, many people have unrealistic expectations about reprogramming their ECU. In the article, they mostly mentioned turbocharged vehicles like the Jetta TDI or 944 Turbo. The BMW owner mentioned was unsatisfied with the change because naturally aspirated (NA) cars don't benefit well from remapped ECUs.


    Modifying a car's ECU mainly just adjusts air/fuel mixture, but on a turbo car it can also increase boost pressure. This is where the main hp gains can be found, but is also where you'll likely blow your engine. A NA car will need more modifications than just a chip to get anymore than a nominal power increase. Intake, headers, and exhaust are all necessary to increase airflow to take advantage of a performance chip. Even then you can generally only expect to make another 10hp at the very top end of your hp curve, and you might even lose torque at lower rpms (torque gets you up to speed, hp keeps you there).

    1. Re:Keep in mind the car in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Modifying a car's ECU mainly just adjusts air/fuel mixture, but on a turbo car it can also increase boost pressure. This is where the main hp gains can be found, but is also where you'll likely blow your engine.

      Most turbo cars are built to reliably handle significantly more power than the stock. I have a VW GTI 1.8T, which comes with 180 hp stock. For $500 the ECU can be reflashed (www.goapr.com) to increase power to 215 hp and 247 lb-ft tq, and still be reliable. There are big turbo kits available for the 1.8T that increase power to 300-400 hp (see the 1.8T technical forum at www.vwvortex.com for more info), and even at this level, people are not blowing their engines. The only reason the 1.8T does not come stock with 215 hp is so as not to hurt sales of VW's more expensive VR6 engine.

    2. Re:Keep in mind the car in question by thebigmacd · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing is, the VW/Audi 1.8T engine that is to commonly boosted to heck has a cast-iron Diesel block and forged steel crankshaft. Diesel setups are very strong to deal with the high torque, and the RPM limiting factor of Diesels is combustion expansion rate. So running a 1.8T at boost pressures up to 18 psi with gasoline isn't much different stress-wise than a normally-running Diesel. In short: the 1.8T is fricken' strong. This is a common trait amongst most turboed engines.

    3. Re:Keep in mind the car in question by Osty · · Score: 1

      So running a 1.8T at boost pressures up to 18 psi with gasoline isn't much different stress-wise than a normally-running Diesel. In short: the 1.8T is fricken' strong.

      I'd start to worry about charge temperature at 18psi boost (I'm not familiar enough with the 1.8T setup to know if they typically have quality intercoolers, or any intercooler at all). The diesel-based block may be able to handle it, but what about the rest of the intake/exhaust system? You'll also have to bump up to premium gas if the car didn't require it already to prevent detonation caused by the higher temperatures.


      This is a common trait amongst most turboed engines.

      Yes and no. Forced Induction (FI) engines must be stronger than NA engines simply due to the nature of forced induction, but that does not necessarily mean that they are strong enough to handle overly increased boost. Just as I would be very wary about bolting a turbo or supercharger onto the NA engine in my car, I'd also be very careful about increasing the boost on a turbo car without doing a lot of investigation first.


      Then again, the only turbo I've driven is my big-ass F250 turbo diesel, and it only spools up the turbo past 1500rpm or so (redline at 3000rpm, normal cruising at 1000rpm). However, ECU remapping for my truck could gain me upwards of 50+ hp and lb/ft. My car would be lucky to make an extra 5hp with just a chip change.

    4. Re:Keep in mind the car in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the only sane, well-thought-out reply.

    5. Re:Keep in mind the car in question by starling · · Score: 1

      Another thing to consider is that these chips usually (always?) only alter the data, not the program which actually uses that data. So what they're doing is feeding the program with data for which it might not have been tested, and we all know what *that* can do.

      I speak from experience here, because I used to write engine management systems. One of the more "interesting" parts of the job was going round a high speed test track while tweaking the EMS. Everything would be fine and then some coincidence - like the AC kicking in just as you hit 6000rpm - would happen. If you're lucky, all that happens is that the engine stalls, but even that's no joke at 70mph.

    6. Re:Keep in mind the car in question by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      because naturally aspirated (NA) cars don't benefit well from remapped ECUs

      Huh, that's funny. My Viper picked up 52 HP just by tweaking the air/fuel mix. That's a 11% gain. Sounds pretty good to me... $130 for the controller, and $100 for a few dyno runs.

      Even then you can generally only expect to make another 10hp at the very top end of your hp curve, and you might even lose torque at lower rpms (torque gets you up to speed, hp keeps you there).

      Ridiculous. "only expect to make another 10HP"? On most V8 or larger engines, just adding headers will get you at least 10-15HP. If you change the intake manifold -- particularly if you go all out with porting and so on -- and the full exhaust system (no cats or hi-flow cats), you can easily find 25 HP on most cars. It's rare, to say the least, to LOSE torque from performance modifications. You may see little or no gain on small engines, but you won't lose it.

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  47. If it's a forced-induction engine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...gains of much more than 13hp 15ft/lb are possible with an aftermarket ECU chip.

    As an example, the pre-2001 B5 (platform code) Audi A4 1.8T, when 'chipped', goes from 150hp & 150lb/ft to 197hp & 230ft/lb.

    1. Re:If it's a forced-induction engine... by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's what he said. You are reprogramming the wastegate and should probably get high octane gas at that point. If you aren't detonating on 87 octane, I'm very surprised.

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    2. Re:If it's a forced-induction engine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      measured at the wheels or at the crank?

      Sounds like he's quoting HP & torque @ the wheels, not the crank, and I suspect the numbers you're quoting are @ the crank, as most HP measurements are.

  48. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, tivos can be fairly dangerous, since the power supply isn't enclosed like it is in a computer.

    1. Re:Actually... by malfunct · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, but I've been hit by standard household current and its not that bad really. I don't know if there are any large capacity capacitors in the tivo PSU but that would be the only extreme danger.

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    2. Re:Actually... by Behrooz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I've been hit by standard household current and its not that bad really

      Yeah, unless it kills you, which can happen pretty easily if you're unable to quickly remove yourself from any short circuit which happens to cross your heart. That's why serious electricians tend to avoid grounding their off hand when they're near hot wires-- zap right through the ticker if something flamingoes up.

      110V is pretty nasty-- enough to spaz out your muscles without enough ZAP to really knock you out of contact with whatever you grabbed. It doesn't seem like much compared to 240 or higher, but you definitely don't want to screw around with it.

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    3. Re:Actually... by malfunct · · Score: 1
      true, I guess I unconciously use some safety rules when dealing with 120v that I learned early on, such as the one hand rule you mention, and wearing some good rubber bottomed shoes.

      I guess my point is that its not nearly so bad as getting the VERY high dc current that a large capacity capacitor can put off.

      I guess I also always unplug my tivo before I open it up which further reduces the chance you will get nuked by the AC though the capacitors would still be a fear.

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    4. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, amperage kills, not voltage.

    5. Re:Actually... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      That's why serious electricians tend to avoid grounding their off hand when they're near hot wires

      Right, but add feet to that.
      It's hard for anything that doesn't go through you to kill you.

      Completely ungrounded, hold one lead of a neon transformer in one hand and a flourescent tube in the other. You won't feel a thing, but the flourescent tube will light up.

    6. Re:Actually... by fbjon · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but I've been hit by standard household current and its not that bad really.
      I've also been hit by standard, 230V, household current. My eyes blacked out, and one second later I noticed that I had thankfully pulled back from the open PSU I happened to get my fingers into (not a computer PSU)..

      I'd hate to experience what would happen if the current went through anything other that just my left hand.
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    7. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting shocked by 110V AC is not a big deal. Its happened to me literally dozens of times. Its a weird feeling definitely, but is less risky than an extreme sport.

      I think you worry too much.

    8. Re:Actually... by malfunct · · Score: 1

      Wow, in the states we only get 120V. It is dangerous, though not in the same league burn wise as the large capacitors in the microwave. Those are bad even when the device is unplugged, whereas the 120v in the tivo is gone when you unplug it.

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  49. I call bullshit! by foxtrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Computer chips don't improve vehicle performance. Stickers, spoilers, and exhaust tips improve performance.

    I mean, duh...

    1. Re:I call bullshit! by unsigned+integer · · Score: 1
      Remember kids!

      It's all about the extra mental horsepower increase when you put racing stripes on, or your ultra cool K&N Filter sticker!

      Oh, and those mis-matched painted body kits - I hear you get an extra 5-10HP right there!

    2. Re:I call bullshit! by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

      If the chip has a hologram or a color sticker it will add HP.

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  50. not really news by austad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This has been around forever. I remember back in high school you could get chips for domestic cars, but they didn't really give you a significant HP increase. Now, a lot of the imports are turbocharged, and in most cases, the computer controls the boost level. The GIAC X-chip I have in my S4 takes the HP from 240 up to 312, and almost 400 ft/lbs of torque. Add a few more mods, like replacing the horribly restrictive exhaust and downpipes, and a few other goodies, you're looking at nearly 400hp and 450ft/lbs of torque. Another thing they do is remove the stock speed limiter, which is usually either 130mph or 155mph depending on the car.

    There's a company called AEM that makes a replacement OBDII compliant computer that you can program yourself. They have it for several different models of cars, and a general one that you can splice in yourself if they don't make the harness for it. It's a pretty nifty little device. My friend bought one for his 3000GT and it allows you to remap timing, fuel maps, and just about everything else, and you can set thresholds too (for example, if you see knock, dump more fuel, if that doesn't solve it, back off the timing). It requires a lot of tuning to get it working right, but if you've invested the time and money to make your car put out 700hp, it's something you pretty much need.

    The thing that pisses me off, is there is currently no one making "tunable" computers for Audi right now. We're stuck with what the vendors feed us. So if I want to go and put some big ass Garrett turbos on my car, I don't have the ability to tune the computer properly to use them. Since I'd need bigger fuel injectors to prevent it from leaning out, a comparable pulse width with the bigger injectors would supply too much fuel and it would run extremely rich or not at all.

    In any case, some of the detuning is done for emissions purposes, some is done to reduce horsepower to get it in a lower insurance class, and some is done to avoid the dreaded "gas-guzzler" tax. Generally, the european version of the same car has way more power. My old Eclipse had a small plastic sleeve inside the boost solenoid, that when removed gave an extra few pounds of boost. The old Chevy CK work trucks had a panel over part of the airbox to restrict airflow, and if you removed it you got another 25hp.

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    1. Re:not really news by Spacelord · · Score: 1

      The thing that pisses me off, is there is currently no one making "tunable" computers for Audi right now. We're stuck with what the vendors feed us. So if I want to go and put some big ass Garrett turbos on my car, I don't have the ability to tune the computer properly to use them. Since I'd need bigger fuel injectors to prevent it from leaning out, a comparable pulse width with the bigger injectors would supply too much fuel and it would run extremely rich or not at all.

      VAGCOM

    2. Re:not really news by Professor_Quail · · Score: 1

      The VAG-COM tool only connects your computer to the car's OBDII port...you then need appropriate software to tune the car. I have an A4 (as opposed to an S4) and I haven't seen anything so far that will do more than adjust simple parameters (now if I could upload fuel maps, etc. that would be a different story...)

    3. Re:not really news by Newspimp · · Score: 1

      Pretty much what he said.

      I've got a 2001 VW Jetta Wolfsburg, 1.8T. It has a 1.8L inline-four cylinder turbocharged engine.

      Factory, my vehicle came with 150hp/153tq and had about 7psi of boost pressure.

      I installed an APR (www.goapr.com) chip, which modifys the air/fuel ratio (actually a bit more rich when under load than the stock map), spark, timing and boost level. After the chip I was pushing 15-16psi of boost, and on 100 octane gas mode (I normally rode on 91/93 octane modes) it pushed about the same boost but had significantly more advanced timing.

      On 93 octane, my vehicle with a chip alone was 215hp/247tq to the flywheel. Dyno testing showed these numbers to be about accurate.

      So, for 800 (I paid for the more expensive chip and selectable programs, an additional charge) I netted 65hp and 94ft-lb of torque.

      Now many would say that I'm going to blow my engine, blah blah. Well, I know for a fact that my engine is well built. completely forged factory internals, cast iron block, 7 main bearings and a moderate (9.3:1) compression ratio. I also know that the stock head and cam profiles are more than well suited for additional gains (5v/cylinder technology rocks). I also know through datalogging (thanks VAG-COM; http://www.ross-tech.com) that my AFR, timing, and knock are all MORE than acceptable. I've been so confident, that I've also been spraying a 75-100 shot wet kit as well. I've also pushed 22 psi on this little Walnut-sized turbo that it came with (damn K03S). I also have done several other modifications, but these aren't really important in this discussion.

      So, while my experience was simply an uncorking of limitations installed so that the 1.8T which was cheaper than the VR6, wouldn't outperform it's 6 cylinder brother, I do know that most "chips" don't do much good.

      But there are certainly platforms where performance chipping is well worth the money, and is an essential first-mod.

    4. Re:not really news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahhh yes there is.

      that same computer you mentioned is modular, it works for all kind of motors.

      look into, motec (hands down the BEST tech support! NO SHIT!) AEM, Pi systems, Fast, or magnetti marelli, too many to list.

      i personally own a motec m4pro Aadvanced tunning, with the wide band o2. And a ADL dask (backlight). That will run any 4 or 8 cylinder engine.

  51. Re:XBox rules!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    American Product? Then why are the only places it is manufacuted (in any quanity): Hungary(older ones so I doubt it is still made there), Mexico, or China?

  52. Re:Actually, I got more than that from my GIAC chi by rvw14 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My stolen Type-R badge on my 85 Toyota Corrola adds 100hp of "looks fast" speed.

  53. Get one by fm6 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'd die pretty quickly without my Tivo!
    Not logical. In order to die, you have to have a life!
    1. Re:Get one by mr3038 · · Score: 1
      I'd die pretty quickly without my Tivo!

      Not logical. In order to die, you have to have a life!

      Error #42: assert(life != social_life) failed.

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    2. Re:Get one by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Dunno about you, but I am not a C program. Thus I grasp the concept of semantic ambiguity, which in turn leads to an appreciation of irony.

    3. Re:Get one by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      Virus writers don't have a live and they will die.

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    4. Re:Get one by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Wishful thinking.

  54. It's worse when you find CODE errors by StandardCell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I knew a guy back at school in my undergrad who was insane. The biggest geek and hack you could meet, but a very genuine guy. His mom owned a Suzuki, and he pulled the engine control computer PROM and read it. He managed to reverse-engineer the code and actually found errors in it that would make the engine run non-optimally under certain idle conditions! He then modified the code to correct it and burned a new PROM. His mom actually said that the car ran a bit smoother from that point on.

    When you have to fix a manufacturer's coding mistake, it's a pretty sad situation. For the privileged few, it's a very nice and interesting hobby.

  55. ECU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hacking your car" in this sense is simply replacing the ECU. The ECU is the chip that tells the computer how much fuel to deliver and when to activate the spark plugs.
    It's just an EPROM in your car that contains a lookup table that reads your map sensor, temp sensors, alternator, etc, etc.
    All they do is replace the EPROM with a more "agressive" table (ie, more fuel).
    I am not even close to an expert, I've just looked into this before.

  56. computer technician by Caseyscrib · · Score: 1
    Peter Cheuk of Daly City, Calif., is a computer technician, so installing his Upsolute chip wasn't a big deal. And he gained 18 horsepower and 70 foot pounds of torque in his modestly powered turbodiesel 1998 Volkswagen Jetta TDI. Still, he plans to return to the stock chip. He said that the problem was that, because he now drives faster, he lost 10 miles a gallon in fuel economy and, even worse, is now trailed by clouds of black smoke. "But if it wasn't for the smoke, I'd be happy with it," he said.

    me thinks he's better off sticking to computers than pursuing a career in the automotive field.

  57. The problem by Matey-O · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Manufacturers build in a given factor of safety overdesign to reduce the amount of warranty repairs they have to foot the bill for. They also design a vehicle holistically - The engine will not produce more power than the brakes can handle, the factory alignment won't allow a low-performance driver to get in trouble.

    Just because a fishtank valve can give a Supra another 100hp, does not mean the rest of the equation is up to the task.

    That said, i've seen some VERY impressive software upgrades in deisel pickups. I only wonder if the radiator is up to cooling the uprated potential heat generated and if the transmission is capabile of living under the added stress.

    (in the interests of fair reporting, this comes from a guy who built a 475 hp/500 ft-lb Corvette...and upgraded teh brakes at the same time...only to be stuck with a tranny bill when said motor had it's way with it.)

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    1. Re:The problem by Zakabog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They also design a vehicle holistically - The engine will not produce more power than the brakes can handle, the factory alignment won't allow a low-performance driver to get in trouble.

      What the hell are you talking about? The biggest restrictor in increasing turbo boost, or changing timing and stuff like that is the engine's internals. The car doesn't check "Hey can my brakes handle all this raw power?" If you put 1,000 hp into a car the brakes won't change a thing, unless you find yourself doing 100 mph between traffic lights. Car manufacturers tune their ECU's to be gentle to the car's engine, and they try to go for good emissions and gas mileage.

      (in the interests of fair reporting, this comes from a guy who built a 475 hp/500 ft-lb Corvette...and upgraded teh brakes at the same time...only to be stuck with a tranny bill when said motor had it's way with it.)

      You have a Corvette and it's tranny couldn't handle 475hp? Strange... I figured such a beast would have a tranny that can easily handle that hp. I have a Mustang that came with a 4 banger stock and an automatic 3 speed tranny. Now it has a 5.0 Cobra engine in it, the tranny is handeling it (although it's a HUGE restrictor on the cars acceleration.)

    2. Re:The problem by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      The 700r4 doesn't deal well with more than about 400 ft-lbs of torque (it's not the HP that kills it, it's the twist) The point is: It isn't wise to add a whole lotta 'go', if you don't also add some 'whoah'.

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    3. Re:The problem by jmpvm · · Score: 1

      Just because a fishtank valve can give a Supra another 100hp, does not mean the rest of the equation is up to the task.

      Your point is valid, but you picked the wrong car to make it. :)

      The Supra, in particular, has a rock solid drivetrain that has no issues handling well over double the stock horsepower without issues and without any noticable loss of longetivity. Yes, and the brakes are incredible. Emergency stops at well over 100mph are still amazing.

  58. Car Recall was just a Firmware Upgrade by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Chrysler's hacking their own cars here... I've got a Chrysler PT Cruiser, one of the original models, and a year or so ago it was recalled. The main thing they did was a firmware upgrade - it has quite a bit more acceleration now, and doesn't seem to have bothered the gas mileage.

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  59. HP gains are real... by pongo000 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ever wonder why, year after year, vehicles seem to "gain" HP with the same stock engine? That's because PCMs (power control modules) are programmed to artificially hinder a vehicle's performance. By tweaking timing parameters, shift points, etc., manufacturers can "gain" HP year after year without having to retool for engine modifications.

    Chip/PCM programmers operate by simply modifying the same tables as the manufacturer modifies when they want more HP for marketing purposes. It should be no surprise that the manufacturers are dead set against this.

    As for emissions, the new engines and computer systems monitor all aspects of the emissions system. Many states simply plug into the OBD-II computer for later-model vehicles and check to make sure no "fault" codes are set -- that's the extent of "emissions testing." To make an assertion that any modification to the PCM will cause emissions to increase is simply showing one's ignorance as to how today's vehicles operate.

    BTW, the OBD-II interface and protocol is an open protocol, available at cost from the SAE. There's nothing "secret" about how these PCMs operate. Of course, I wouldn't consider /. nor the NYTimes to be premier source of automotive knowledge.

  60. Summary by seangw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You don't get anything for free.

  61. Old news? by paveway · · Score: 1

    I can't believe this is news. Chipping your car is as old as chipping your PS2 - maybe older. I have friends that were chipping their cars ten years ago. Maybe this is one aspect of technology that geeks really don't care about?!?

  62. Re:Carmageddon by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Are you worried it will crash?

  63. And here in North Virginia it is the opposite by pvera · · Score: 1

    Here all cars get tested every two years. After a certain age (it is either 20 or 25, too lazy to GIS) they won't bother testing.

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  64. NY Times by Buddy+Bradley · · Score: 1

    They did an article about this last year in the times in the Thursday Circuits section thaking mostly about http://www.hondata.com/ these guys. Good read about what not to do (put it in or try to calibrate if you don't understand what "emergent properties" are or what some of the variables might do) Maybe someone has it archived with a pointer. Or feels like paying the NYT 5 bucks for it.(not)

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  65. Buyer Beware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of Ford's product line has moved to Electronic Throttle Control with "Oak" family Powertrain Control Modules. These modules are not something that is hackable. In fact if it detects anything out of the ordinary, it will place your vehicle in a limp-home mode. This will force you to go to a dealer for help and will void your warrenty.

  66. Ever Hear of OBD-II Emissions Testing? by tgrockhead · · Score: 1

    Just wait until it comes to your state. Instead of sniffing the exhaust while the vehicle runs on a dynamometer, the PCM on 96-up vehicles is hooked up to a scanner. The scanner looks to see how many readiness monitors are not set. Depending on the year, it can be as few as one. Just because the check engine light is out doesn't mean that the vehicle will pass.

    Here's a good place to start;

    http://www.obdiicsu.com/

    Take a look at the drive traces to see what it's like to get certain readiness monitors to pass. The tuner crowd better find a good source for counterfeit stickers!

  67. I wouldn't modify mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once had a problem with my car's computer (it kept on getting a spurious constant 'cold start' signal from a broken coolant sensor) that caused it to redline the engine for a minute or two at random times, regardless of accelerator setting.

    Once I was waiting at a Zebra crossing and this really old lady -- the type that is one step away from needing a walking frame -- was walking along. She gets to right in front of me, and then what does my engine do? It ROARS to the redline, and sat there until she finished walking across.

    The car was sitting in neutral, with my foot on the brake, so it didn't move at all, and she was safe. But that day I discovered the meaning of the term: 'a dirty look'.

  68. Seems Like A Lot of Negative Reactions... by Professor_Quail · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for everyone, or every car here, but...

    while many domestic cars are naturally aspirated, their imported cousins are often turbocharged. A chip can give a small performance improvement in a NA car/truck, but the real kicker is for the turbo'd cars...often times gains of 40-70hp or more are possible. Those posters who are giving knee-jerk reactions and saying that the car will not pass inspections and such, you're wrong. I belong to several car forums, and I've heard many stories of people getting _better_ gas mileage after chipping their cars. I'm not sure about regulations outside the US, but many chip manufacturers guarantee their chips will pass inspection.

    I hope this provides an alternative viewpoint to the slashbots...

  69. Friend of mine has a BMW by skurk · · Score: 1

    A while ago I used to play the multiplayer arcade game "Sega mega rally championship". I guess a few of you readers have played that game as well.

    In this game you have a cheat, the rear wheel drive hack. Once you start a single player game, you can hit the camera button, shift to gear 1,2,3,4 then hit the gas pedal and press the start button. At this moment you'll hear a clear "swhoosh" sound confirming that the cheat works. At this point you can play the game with better accelleration and better performance in every turn.

    Now, this cheat kind of works on the BMW 750 as well. A friend of mine did a similar cheat, and it was something like hitting the pedal, shifting into reverse (automatic trasmission) while doing something else (sorry I can't rembmer). A this point he turned the injection into full throttle forcing the car to full performance at all time, giving him maxium performance at drag racing.

    Fun ride though.

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    1. Re:Friend of mine has a BMW by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      From the terms you use, you don't seem to be a mechanic or tuner.

      How going from AWD to RWD would give you better acceleration and handling in a rally is beyond me. Perhaps the cheat is better named "increased power and friction co-efficient"? That's basically all you are describing.

    2. Re:Friend of mine has a BMW by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      This is infamous "Burn-Out" mode. I've heard if you do this trick more than a few times it will pop a flag next time the ROM is read for diagnostics. (i.e. voiding your warranty)

      Jaysyn

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    3. Re:Friend of mine has a BMW by skurk · · Score: 1

      From the terms you use, you don't seem to be a mechanic or tuner.

      Sorry 'bout the terms, I'm not english.

      How going from AWD to RWD would give you better acceleration and handling in a rally is beyond me.

      Me too, but I was speaking of an arcade game.

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  70. Remove Speed Limiting by tdwebste · · Score: 1

    However removing the 110mpg /180km speed limit is easy.

    There is no point driving 140km, because the cops are going to catch you. I you are going to drive fast you need to drive atleast 175km or above. The the only way you are going to get caught is helocopiers and road blocks. Both take time to put in place. And if they never get a fix you your license, "mud / grease covered". :)

  71. It ISN'T for the smoke... by argoff · · Score: 1, Troll

    While they have some effect on the environment, the simple fact is emissions standards are promoted far more to drive used cars out of the marketplace than to protect the environment.

    And also, I wouldn't worry about voiding the warranty. They often design those chip boards with very special capacitors, the kind that are likely to burn out after 5 years when the payments run out anyhow. Funny thing is that if you know what you're doing you can switch it out for $5, but if not you gotta pony up $600 mininum for a new board from the factory.

  72. Inportant things to remember when oveclocking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) Always add fans. Also, consider putting a blowhole in the roof of the car to exhaust the extra heat generated by the overclocked engine.
    2) Heatsinks are a must. Heatsinks are available for manifolds, carborators, engine blocks, oil pans, etc. Use them.
    3) Don't forget to show off what you've done-- install a clear window in your hood, and light your air cleaner with cool black neon lights so everyone around can marvel at your overclocked beast.
    4) Unfortunately, most cars already take advantage of the latest in liquid cooling technology, so there's nothing to be gained there. Some lucky cars (for example, old VW Beetles) are not watercooled, so you may be able to enhance the performance of your classic bug by retrofitting a liquid cooling system.
    5) Always wear one of those goofy looking wrist dealies. I don't know exactly what they do, but do let others know that you are working on getting the max power out of your machine.

  73. There are no "crashes" with car ECU's! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a boner. So are all the rest of you worriers that think your car can "crash". Educate yourself before blindly fearing and wanting government regulation. Don't fear what you don't understand, get educated first then worry about fear.

    Your car won't "crash". Worse case scenario, you blow your motor up or it runs horribly, misfires, and pings while still being drivable. If you chip your car completely wrong, it just won't start. It won't magically drive over other cars and take control of the steering!

    Then you get to stuff a new motor in it out of pocket. It's not going to lock you inside and take you for a ride over a cliff.

    The car can't really "crash". Embedded systems, and ECU's control fuel maps, timing and boost pressure release on forced induction applications.

    This is purely engine running fundamentals. I drive a volkswagen VR6 that has been chipped for 200k miles, and it runs like new. The warranty cop out is just so car companies don't have to pay for problems that arise, in reality ecu timing, fueling and etc. is relatively harmless when done right, and if a chip tuner wrote bogus code, you bet he'd own up to the damage quick.

    I figured this ignorance would not end up here on /. but I suppose it has. Automotive ECU's are some of the most reliable systems on the planet next to medical. Your car has many failsafes, including limp mode, so when your new ecu programming borks and the engine runs wrong, it goes into a default mode of fueling, ignition advance, and boost regulation if the car is FI so that it runs "ok" enough to get to a dealer.

  74. Actually, that article is very wrong by Mirror_rorriM · · Score: 5, Informative

    The truth is that turbocharged cars can benefit greatly from aftermarket ECUs, or "chipped" stock ECUs. There are lots of options out there, and gains of 80HP just from a chip are not unheard.

    I have verified these claims myself using my own car and the local 4WD dyno. In the case of my car, the tuner claimed a 57 crank HP improvement, and an extra 93ftlbs (also measured at the crank). What I found is that these numbers are, in fact, conservative. I have the dyno plots on my computer and would be more than happy to post them if any critics or skeptics want to be shot down.

    1. Re:Actually, that article is very wrong by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      You're simply boosting the wastegate pressure relief. Good luck with that, because you are probably killing your torque band.

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    2. Re:Actually, that article is very wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of stock turbocharged cars just aren't built or tuned anywhere close to optimally for making sheer tarmac ripping power. They generate pithy amounts of boost or have undersized turbos to eliminate "lag". The majority of SEFI systems have fuel maps programmed with the stock engine characteristics, so when you start to make modifications...well, you can imagine. Aftermarket fuel delivery systems and/or ignition controls are generally a necessity for generating serious power from an electronically controlled turbocharged engine. Cash is the replacement for displacement =).

    3. Re:Actually, that article is very wrong by Mirror_rorriM · · Score: 1

      Actually, John, while you are not completely wrong you are indeed very close.

      What my particular chip does is run more boost, more timing, and squirt more fuel. It does not increase the wastegate pressure relief - it controls it completely. What does this complete control do for me, the driver? As a start, it improves throttle response, because when I floor the gas, it is best to leave the wastegate open momentarily and then flutter it, before holding it closed.

      I could get into the technical details of what increasing the timing and fuel does, but that is outside of what most /.ers cant to read. Suffice it to say that as a result of running more advanced spark timing I must now run at least 91octane fuel.

      The question on everyone else's mind is probably: Why did Audi not tune the car like this from the factory? The obvious answer is because of things like the fact that I now must run 91 octane fuel. The average driver does some really really horrible things to his car, and as a result, most manufacturers "dumb down" their cars to prevent failures due to this. That is the primary reason. A second reason is that the car, with the base-level engine and a $300 upgrade, is now significantly faster than the model with the $4000 more expensive engine. The rest of the reasons are primarily to do with protecting the car from your run of the mill idiot, and are outside the scope of the average /.ers interest.

      As to your claim of my killing my torque band, that, too, is baseless and incorrect. If you wish to be 0wnt, and I mean "caught with your pants down and your head all the way up your hoo-hoo 0wnt," direct me to a free hot-linkable image host and I will post the dyno charts.

    4. Re:Actually, that article is very wrong by rweller · · Score: 1

      I used to get a mag here in the uk called CCC, they had a article on remapping ECU's, the person in foucs got around 70bhp on a remapped scooby WRX (jap import into the uk).

      At the end of the day its about doing the job right and not selling a generic chip, all engines are different, lots of research needs to be done before buy chips.

  75. Wow! I can overclock my car! by FurryFeet · · Score: 2, Funny

    And it is already water cooled! Woo hoo!

  76. Re:Inportant things to remember when oveclocking.. by ZipR · · Score: 1

    Doh. Why did slashdot post me as an anonymous coward? All that work for nothing NOTHING!!!

  77. Re:Mod Chips for cars - Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > This is not news.

    it's an expository article. it's news to some people. more importantly, it's an excuse to discuss a technical topic. just relax and keep scrolling.

  78. Makes sense if you're Turbo... by JakiChan · · Score: 1

    Chips can make a big different in cars with computer-controlled turbos. A very common example of this is the Volkswagen/Audi 1.8T engine. In the 2000 model year (when my dad bought his Passat) it was around 150hp. The next year it was 180. I'm pretty sure they didn't change the engine, just the software.

    A great 1.8T chip I saw in action actually had 4 settings. There was stock (and supposedly in stock setting a computer scan wouldn't find out that the chip wasn't the original chip), an increased HP setting (taking the 1.8T from 180 to 220 or so I think), a race setting (for use with race fuel) and a "valet" setting that actually dropped almost all the boost and took the engine to somewhere around 100hp. The owner told me that on the increased boost setting it actually got better milage. What this does to the engine lifetime I have no idea.

    No my engine, a VR6, wouldn't see such dramatic gains from a chip. And now that it has over 120K miles on it I wanna make sure it gets me home safely rather than getting every last bit of performance out of it...

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  79. Automotive engineering involves compromises by gvc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Don't be quick to assume that the auto manufacturers are incompetent and that some script kiddie can find a performance tweak they overlooked.

    Many compromises are made in designing the control systems, and a mod chip just selects a different set of compromises. Some of these are:

    • Ignition timing. Advanced ignition timing may result in higher performance, but also may cause pre-ignition (knock) which will damage your engine unless you use premium fuel.

      Fuel economy.

      Driveability - throttle lag, stumbling, rough idle, run-on, are all issues of concern.

      Emissions. High combustion temperatures send NOx emissions through the roof.

      Maintenance intervals.

      Longevity.

      Manufacturing cost.

    Of these, manufacturing cost (and emissions, if you're environmentally inconsiderate) are they only compromises for which your criteria are likely to be different from those of the manufacturer, and hence the ones where aftermarket modifications might help. I don't see why the particular firmware in the chip would affect manufacturing cost, so it boils down to the other issues.
    1. Re:Automotive engineering involves compromises by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that all engines produced are de-tuned. Manufacturers can't sell reliable engines that are running at the limit, and honestly they don't. They need leeway to increase power to keep up with the Joneses next model year. Nissan's universal 3.5 V6 ranges in power from 220 - 290+ horespower, with power increases every year.

      Plus, most engines now are tuned for economy. If you don't care about fuel consumption/300,000km engine life you can get gobs more power out of turbo engines with a chip upgrade/manual boost controller.

    2. Re:Automotive engineering involves compromises by Inda · · Score: 1

      Not all fuels are the same, not all air filters are made the same, not all engine blocks are cast the same, not everyone gets their car serviced at the same intervals...

      These are the main reasons manufactures de-tune their engines.

      If Joe Bloggs chips his car, services his engine every few thousand mile and puts in high quality fuel, the engine will last just as long as someone who abuses his motor.

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  80. Neeeeeerds! by darth_MALL · · Score: 0, Funny

    +18 horsepower and +70 foot pounds of torque ....Play D&D much?

  81. Possibilities... by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

    Despite the danger of exposing my lack of knowledge about cars... Would my 1994 Chevy C1500 truck have any replacable/reprogrammable chips? I am particulaly interested in INCREASING my fuel efficiency regardless of performance decrease. I put 100+ miles a day on my truck, 90% in-town driving. I am also interested in fixing the cruise control so it doesnt go into overdrive (down shift, up-throttle) when going up even the slightest of hills.

    1. Re:Possibilities... by cr0sh · · Score: 1

      I would say there is a good chance that your vehicle could be converted/modded. Likely a custom computer would be the best way to go for your needs, as most of the chips/computers out there are for performance use (which may not be the most fuel efficient). I know I can get a performance chip mod for my 1994 Ford Ranger XLT if I wanted it - so it should be viable for your truck.

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    2. Re:Possibilities... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      If you want to save fuel, you don't want to disable overdrive. I think you might not understand what overdrive is. Most likely it is shifting out of overdrive when you go up a hill. This is probably better than your engine stalling or lurching forward.

      My advice: Just remember to get a manual transmission next time.

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    3. Re:Possibilities... by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      When I go up a hill the truck shifts into a lower gear and revs the engine up to much higher RPMs to maintain speed. I would much rather it allow my speed to drop a bit, which is what I do when im driving without cruise on.

  82. Penguin powered cars by paroneayea · · Score: 1

    I have not read the article, because I am currently too lazy. But I bet you anything, if it hasn't mentioned anything about installing Linux in your car, somebody's going to get a crazy idea from this and try to pull it off. What use it would be, I have no idea.

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  83. not that dangerous by dj_n3rd · · Score: 1

    A) This is old old news. I don't know how long this has been around but for atleast 5 years. B) Reporgraming a chip or putting in a mod chip is dangerous but I think in most situations there are professionaly done mod chips you can get installed. Most of these chips are done with careful R&D and testing (although like any firmware some revisions aren't so hot). An example of this is the many chips available for the 1.8 litter turbo charged VW/Audi engine. A simple mod chip gained alot of horsepower. Why? VW tuned down the turbo so that the horsepower figures did not infringe on the "higher" horsepower V6 (which is alot more expensive). Now this is a mod chip that many many people put in with little problems. Using these chips increase fuel effeciency by utilizing the turbo more. I had one of these chips for my 1.8t VW passat (98 FYI) for a while and it worked perfectly. Of course I needed more speed which lead to a bigger turbo (KO4 vs stock KO3) and a race chip (Garret). Again both changes have been trouble free for the last three years. Using a professional chip in your car is a relativly safe thing to do (long term wear, stress not withstanding) but I would think it would be abvious for some one to just start reprograming their car with out extensive knowledge and equipment.

  84. LS1Edit is a great program for this! by ageoffri · · Score: 1

    LS1Edit is awesome for tuning LS1 based motors. Now I know there will be The Faithful who laugh at it because it isn't Open Source. I'm still learning it but I full expect to hit 420RWHP and 400+ RWTQ on 00 Z28 with it. Granted I've got lots of other parts, but for the nerd who loves power you just can't go wrong with tuning your own car via your laptop. Though I really don't consider it hacking, I'm just changing values in data maps. The real hacking is done by the guy who writes LS1Edit.

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  85. OT - Higher Octane Fuel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A couple of years ago a car magazine down here in Oz started playing with various chips and a standard family car (Commodore can't remember which model or which year) and after all the tests they found that the silly thing had more horsepower running the bog stock chip with a higher octane fuel.

    mind you the standard unleaded is pretty low octane down here about 86 - 88 i think, but if I'm wrong please will correct me on this.

  86. But if you were going to hack your car... by jqh1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    why not extend the control up to a little UI that is accessible from the driver's seat? Assuming the car will respond to "hot" changes in chip instructions, you could, for instance, drive around most of the day in great gas mileage mode, but when you notice you're being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp, you can make an immediate adjustment to max horsepower. After you get away, you switch back to economy mode because you'll burn up your engine if you don't.

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    1. Re:But if you were going to hack your car... by RESPAWN · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is exactly what many aftermarket engine management systems do. My mechanic/tuner for instance happens to use a Haltech ECU in his car. Systems like this essentially replace your factory ECU and allow a full range of cusotmization of your engine's various settings. The Haltech operates via a serial link with a laptop (kind of sucks for some people that their new laptops don't even have serial ports) and you can make changes on the fly. When he's tuning a car, he does in effect drive around with his laptop, accelerating, decelerating, watching the graphs on the screen, and making adjustments as needed.

      You simply make an adjustment on the computer and then upload the new engine map (map of fuel mixture, timing, etc.) to the ECU. His RX-7 pushes close to 500 HP at the rear wheels (an exceptoinal number, even more so when you consider that most manufacturer's horespower claims are at the crank shaft, before any powerloss due to drivetrain) and can still get 22MPG cruising on the freeway. City driving is much worse, but that's beside the point. But he basically can adjust the fuel mixture on the fly for better or worse gas mileage, and for drivability. It's really fascinating stuff if you're at all interested in modifying cars.

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    2. Re:But if you were going to hack your car... by rnelsonee · · Score: 1
      I tell you, I would love to see this. But it most cases there is a much simpler solution to get performance - downshift. In manual transmissions, downshifting puts your engine in the more optimum part of the torque band (although it also increases the revs to go the same speed - hurting fuel economy). This is an easier solution than hot-programming the ECU via a swtich, which I must admit is cool, and IS an option, but only on very new or very specialized cars. I believe it is/will be an option for the new $66,000 VW Phaeton.

      Now, for automatics, recent solutions have come out that are almost the same thing. Cars like the 2004 Nissan Maxima let you upshift/downshift it's automatic tranny as much as you want (acutally, it'll automatically downshift for you when you stop -- so if you drive it as agressively as I did, it's just like driving a clutchless stick).

      Plenty of other cars are now coming out with continuous-variable transmissions that control gear ratios without, er, gears -- they uses two pulleys and control the length between them. In a system like this, it's trivial to add a "downshift"/"upshift" feature by, say, moving the gear selector left or right as you drive. The new MINI Cooper is an example of this.

    3. Re:But if you were going to hack your car... by SpoonDog_SVT · · Score: 1

      There are performance chips that do this now.

      The chip in my Ford Lightning is a "dual program" chip -- one program for 'daily driver mode' and another program for 'Sunday dragstrip mode.' I activate either mode by using an electromechanical switch to toggle between each program. I've mounted my switch in a location that is easily accessable from the driver's seat, so I can change programs at will.

      There are models available with 1, 2 or 4 possible programs "burned" on them (actually the chips are EEPROMS, so they're rewritable). My vendor of choice is PowerSurge Performance

      Incidently, with the chip and other assorted "bolt-on" (read: easy) modifications, my truck is pushing over 400 horsepower and 12-second 1/4-mile times (no, not raced on the street; yes, only at the local dragstrip).

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    4. Re:But if you were going to hack your car... by The+Creator · · Score: 1

      Oh what a great idea, how about a little pedal on the floor to do it with?

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    5. Re:But if you were going to hack your car... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      why not extend the control up to a little UI that is accessible from the driver's seat?

      I interpreted this as "User Intelligence" accessible from the drivers' seat. Yeah, that would be a good idea, but try about 32" up from usual butt placement.

    6. Re:But if you were going to hack your car... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you being sarcastic, trolling, or just plain stupid?

    7. Re:But if you were going to hack your car... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AEM EMS > Haltech. Everyone knows the Haltech is overpriced weaksauce.

    8. Re:But if you were going to hack your car... by theantipode · · Score: 0

      You make a good point, but GM has been doing that for ages. There was a his/her (performance/economy) switch in early model Firebirds.

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  87. OBD-II has been hacked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I turned off all the o2 and egr/air systems and all readiness bits are always set. works great.

    drive up smelling like gross polluter (no cats), and plug in, PASS, drive off.

    Werd to obd-ii only emissions, way better than the roller emissions.

    It's easy to hack OBD-II. It's just code to set the readiness and turn off rear o2 sensors and cat/egr/air crap. :)

    sniffing the exhaust is far worst, they'd notice the lack of catalyst

  88. All Mod Cons by Buddy+Bradley · · Score: 1

    I love that people are getting up in arms about modding vs. car safety and citing the Big Smart Engineers at the Important Car Companies for being so safety concious. This is crap. Cars are designed to do a job for as cheap as they can be made. There are thousands of recalls ever year. Not thousands of cars recalled, but thousands of recalls ordered. The auto industry is littered with the wreckage of disaterous design decisions (most recently, exploding tires, exploding gas tanks, and making millions of cars with Wilt Chamberlin's center of gravity). Screw "older and wiser". I swear by the Gothenberg Bible, not my Volvo owner's manual. Note: Volvo, so safetly is obviously important to me but not enough for me to shriek "What About the Children!!" when it comes to upping the psi on my turbo or installing aftermarket shocks and struts for tighter handling. If you put in the time and effort to understand the system, why not hack it? If there isn't the potential to improve it, I frankly have no interest in owning it.

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  89. Reverse Engineered Without Documentation? So? by billstewart · · Score: 1
    OK, so the haX0red car codes are usually reverse engineered without documentation, but Real Programmers don't read anything but the machine code anyway....

    Perhaps you can find the tables in the code, and tweak the various values in them, just like a previous generation of car hackers would tweak all the little knobs and screws on mechanical fuel and air systems, but without the benefit of the testing and experimentation and such that the OEM did, you're pretty much working in the dark as far as guessing the actual constraints. How far can you push it before it burns out, or goes to fast-black-smoke mode? How many scratch engines are you going to burn up to find out?

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  90. a good laugh by operagost · · Score: 1
    Partly to combat hackers, many carmakers are using encrypted chips in new models or, like Toyota, have done away with removable memory chips altogether. That has the e-mechanics shifting strategies, either by downloading new software directly into the computer's hard drive

    Hard drive? Unlikely!

    Gotta love those neophyte journalists - everything is "downloading" or a "hard drive".

    "I downloaded the document to this hard disk."

    "You typed that up just now, I saw you. No downloading necessary. And this isn't a hard disk, it's a 3.5" floppy. By the way, take your damn coffee out of the DVD tray."

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  91. Heh ... chip tuning has been for quite a while by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

    At least in Denmark.

    Especially truckers like it as they get better fuel economy and more horse power. Same is true for regular cars.

    The thing is, and this is what the car manufacturers are complaining about, is

    1) Chip tuned cars run hotter, thereby wearing out the engine far faster than usual
    2) Chip tuned cars have far higher emisions than non-tuned cars

    Number 1 is an issue for the manufacturer because people complain that their car breaks down faster.

    Number 2 is an issue for society as a whole, because the cars pollute FAR FAR worse than normal. We're not talking 5 - 15% more, we're talking 500 to 1,500% more according to the studies I've seen from independent testers in Denmark.

    So no - chip tuning a cars isn't as innocent as overclocking your CPU.

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    1. Re:Heh ... chip tuning has been for quite a while by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Where did the numbers come from?

      In the US, most chipped cars will fail an OBD-II test immediately, because the cough up a Diagnostic Trouble Code, usually "checksum not correct" - and that's enough to fail before you get a probe up the rear to check emissions.

    2. Re:Heh ... chip tuning has been for quite a while by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      http://www.mst.dk/default.asp?Sub=http://www.mst.d k/udgiv/publikationer/2004/87-7614-115-2/html/

      Of course, it's in Danish :-)

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  92. Car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm still trying to get Linux to run on my Bosch toaster oven!

    1. Re:Car? by Roydd+McWilson · · Score: 1

      I heard Bosch uses the same microcontroller in their sparcplugs, so it shouldn't be too hard to port once you've got it working on the toaster oven.

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  93. Way back attempts by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Years ago I owned a '77 Camaro with a small block 350. I didn't know a thing about cars then. One of my first projects was to try to replace the stock carburetor with a Holley 4 barrel from an SS Monte Carlo. It actually fitted and only required a couple bends in the control wires to get it to work. I cranked the engine and was greeted by this sweet purring sound. Oooh yeah.
    About thirty seconds later I noticed flames shooting from the engine. Crap. Thinking it was something with the carburetor, I tried to fix and re-install the stock unit using a carburetor rebuild kit. It seemed simple enough -- replace a few springs, a float, clean some parts. I got everything back together and bolted the rebuilt carburetor into place. Cranked the engine. Sputter. Cough. Then my whole engine caught on fire as gasoline was leaking everywhere. The flames died pretty quickly but it scorched a bunch of parts. So I had to put the Holley back in place. I did, but noticed that the gasket was torn. Hell, I thought, if I tighten the bolts up enough there's no way any gas could leak from the seal...
    Was I ever wrong.

    What other stupid things have I done?

    I once forget to re-attach the lawn mower blade before testing the engine I'd just rebuilt. The funniest thing happened. Apparently the mass of the lawnmower blade is enough to slow down the RPMs of the engine. If the blade is removed the lawnmover spins very, very, VERY quickly. And just as quickly wrecks the engine. Lots of little coat-hanger like wire just flies out. And there's no way to get them back inside. I was trying to tweak the damned thing to spin a little faster...

    1. Re:Way back attempts by iphayd · · Score: 1

      "I once forget to re-attach the lawn mower blade before testing the engine I'd just rebuilt. The funniest thing happened. Apparently the mass of the lawnmower blade is enough to slow down the RPMs of the engine. If the blade is removed the lawnmover spins very, very, VERY quickly. And just as quickly wrecks the engine. Lots of little coat-hanger like wire just flies out. And there's no way to get them back inside. I was trying to tweak the damned thing to spin a little faster..."

      I fly R/C airplanes. The top running RPM for these little puppies is about 10k RPM. In the event of the prop slipping, you notice very fast as the sound of the engine revs up to 50-60k RPM. Fortunately, they tend to over lean themselves out at that speed, so they die before they burn out.

      Remember when modding lawn mowers, there are two factors in propellers/blades. The diameter and the pitch. To speed up your engine, lower either one. Don't do both, and especially not at the same time. Obviously, with a mower, there is very little pitch, as you don't want to move the mower vertically.

  94. ECU? What ECU? by phyrebyrd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What ECU? My 1984 Chevy Van G20 doesn't have one. And ya know what? I'm happy! All that electronic MESS just serves to throw more chaos into a system that's designed around EXPLOSIVE ENERGY.

    Why bother with electronics, when you can do something that's time tested and proven -- mechanics. For every advantage electronics give you, there's an associated disadvantage -- Biggest disadvantage? More things can go wrong at any given moment in time, and the older the electronics, the more prone it is to failure and the harder it is to come by replacement parts.

    This simple maxim is just as true for stock cars as it is for modded cars. Case in point: My 1983 Nissan 280ZX is fuel injected, so it has an ECU. It has a stalling problem, yet all of the mechanics are fine. The problem is electrical -- most likely related to the ECU, but I'm not going to go pay someone $400 to find it, and then charge me a buttload more to fix it.

    With my van, since everything is mechanical, it's easy to find the problem... symptoms are fewer when a problem occurs... There's not too much guesswork in diagnosing it.

    Want to upgrade? Easy as pie. New cam, intake, exhaust system and a good quality carb. My choice? Edelbrock. Everything's designed to match, so the guesswork's been taken care of.

    Top that with an ECU upgrade that you'll pay just as much for as I did for the entire mechanical upgrade, and I'll guarantee you I have a buttload more HP per dollar spent.

    And I also guarantee I'll win in any tug of war against your Honda Civic.... Replacement bumpers anyone?

    -Phyre

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  95. i think this is an instance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where an "open source model" just doesn't work. gov't regulations mean that the car companies have already tweaked the hell out of their engine computers to meet the demands of emissions, need for power, durability, etc. i hardly think there's anything meaninful or rather practical that an outsider could contribute.

  96. It's just machinery - learn! by billstewart · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You younger kids may not remember the days when "hacker" was a new term for the public (mostly used by news people to describe scary teenage computer vandals), but my analogy at the time was that computer hackers are really no different from the teenage kids who always used to hack on cars. Some are good kids trying to make their mom's old car keep running, and some are annoying punks who want to go fast, make lots of noise, drag-race on residential streets, and drive across your lawn.

    You really can hack real stuff! Get your hands dirty, try things out, don't just spend all your time in front of a screen. Go to Burning Man, meet babes, do woodwork and risky art projects, try gardening, cook with ingredients you've never used before, make beer, spend time in the real world!

    There are things you shouldn't do to cars unless you know what you're doing, and maybe that means taking an evening class in auto mechanics at some nearby high school. Brakes, for instance, are things that you should be really really sure about before doing anything other than looking at them or refilling fluids, and steering's kind of that way. If a car won't stop, that's bad, but if it won't go anywhere, that's not good, but at most it's usually just money and hassle. So don't be afraid of working on the engine. Of course, that was better advice back when I was in college, when cars had real parts like carbs and distributors instead of just computer controls, and the cars I could afford mostly needed to have their real parts tinkered with a lot to keep them happy. I never got really deeply into it, because I wasn't that good at it (:-), but it's still worth playing with a bit, just to know what's going on.

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    1. Re:It's just machinery - learn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OEM's do lots of testing.....and they make settings that work on 1 million copies. Being able to adjust torque or hp or gas mileage and then adjust your driving to take advantage of it is a very reasonable thing to do. You really think the duplicate settings on a million Ford pickups means it's right for you???

    2. Re:It's just machinery - learn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey. I hack real stufff. I;ve done tonnnes of Marijuana growing tweaks!!!. I'm a bit intoxicated atm, but I assure you I've done some pretrty cool shit im *my* gardi n!!! btw, it alcohol thats making me such a gimp rioght now, if I were intoxcated on my weed i'd mbe asleedp or fucking some really HOT chicks!!!!!!!

    3. Re:It's just machinery - learn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, that was better advice back when I was in college, when cars had real parts like carbs and distributors instead of just computer controls,

      What great logic you have. I don't understand how these parts work, so I guess they aren't 'real'. You're a top dog aren't you.

    4. Re:It's just machinery - learn! by rindeee · · Score: 1

      Younger kids??? I'm 30 (thirty one next Saturday) and I remember long before "Hacker" had any negative connotation at all. In Steven Levy's "Hackers: Heros blah blah blah" which was published in the mid-eighties if memory serves me correctly (it's one of the few books I actually read back then for a book report), the term was introduced to the masses. It wansn't until much later as I recall that the term became a buzz-word and took on a stigma. Even when Morris released his (the first) worm, the term wasn't bantied about that I can recall. "Why in my day" I recall the hacking as the pure term would describe. Bloodstock Research Institute. CBI. PAD. The local pulic library and their VMS terminals for the national card catalog (okay, that was late 80's). My God, they left the field/service accoutns active and with unchanged passwords...it was too good for a youngster to pass up. I learned a good deal about VMS at an age when most kids had just heard about the Apple //e. It was simply tinkering on steroids with no ill intent and no theft of services (I guess), monies, etc. I think everyone that uses the term "hacker" should first be required to read Levy's book, and Cliff Stole's "The Cuckoo's Egg". Shoot, maybe I've just become a grumpy old man since I hit 30. Yeah, come to think of it, that is it exactly.

      ER

    5. Re:It's just machinery - learn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the same time, as a good mechanic once told me: Ford's engineers knew what they were doing when they set the car up that way.

      The guys that designed the car know everything about it, since they had to choose/design every part, and specify every torque and tolerance. They also have a team of PhDs who know more about combustion or the high-temperature properties of steel than the rest of us even want to know.

      You're right that they aren't tuning the car for your personal driving technique, but I always try to understand why something was done the way it was before I change it.

    6. Re:It's just machinery - learn! by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Hah, that's nothing.

      I remember when "hacker" referred to a person that drove a taxi.

    7. Re:It's just machinery - learn! by MakoStorm · · Score: 1

      I agree with you whole heartedly. You bring out the learning spirit, the spirit of change and exploration. While I feel those for most all things, my car is where they stop.

      Right now while I am unemployed, I don't have any money, and in a month my unemployment runs out, and then I am up $@it creek. But what I am trying to say is, I only have one vehicle. It's a 99 F-150 with 30,000 miles on it. It runs like a dream, and fixing it if I do something stupid to it would put me in some financial dire straits.

      I guess what I am saying is fear keeps me from tinkering with it. I have multiple computers, two in my apartment, and a couple in storage at my parents home. If something happened to one of the machines I could always go to another one, and if needed fixing the machines probably wouldn't cost more then 200 bucks or so depending if it was a motherboard, hard drive, or graphics card failure.

      My Truck is a different story, I only have one of it, and I depend on it to get me to the interviews I need to get my next job. Simply, its to important for me to tinker with. Now if I had multiple vehicles, like say a 89 S-10 or something that I could play with and not worry about hurting it, that would be a different.

      I agree with you about it being a machine and one should learn from it, but I depend to much on it and cannot afford to make mistakes on it that could cost me to fix, and could cost me to miss interviews, basically, I am scared.

  97. Why the NYT thinks this is noteworthy... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    ...is beyond me. Chip modding late model cars is the late 20th/early 21st century's equivalent to 50's era "hot rodding" - in fact, it is simply another tool in the entire arsenal for people who like to tune their cars. For the serious tuner (ie, non ricers), old-school tuning tricks are still the best way to get a lot of power/performance when you need or want it.

    Some of these guys get really carried away - their cars go from being street legal to being essential rally race cars. Some do really insane things (I ran across one guy's website while on a Sterling engine search - he built small steam and Sterling engines in his shop. He was doing a Z-28 engine swap and things got outta hand - ended up modding the engine from a 4-cyl to an V-8 smaller and lighter than the original engine, with 250hp to boot - in a Z-28!).

    Most just like modding their cars. This likely won't ever change - though I think it may go underground in the future. There is a movement afoot by manufacturers to make it as difficult as possible for you to do anything to your car - I had one guy comment to me here on /. that there was an Audi which you couldn't open the hood to change the fluids! A little flip panel was the only access for this. So, you're likely to see in the future gearheads actually "hacking" their cars (cutting torch and angle-grinder/saw - yah!). What will be interesting to see will be future gearheads modding hybrids and electrics for performance or efficiency gains. We will likely see some tricks the engineers don't think of, just like we do today, and like we did in the past...

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    1. Re:Why the NYT thinks this is noteworthy... by MartinB · · Score: 1
      I had one guy comment to me here on /. that there was an Audi which you couldn't open the hood to change the fluids! A little flip panel was the only access for this.

      That'll be the A2. Not really the first car you'd think of if you're hotrodding. It's a mini-MPV with an astounding level of fuel economy (in part due to the aluminium construction). Boosting the performance at the expense of fuel economy seems like an exercise in missing the point of the model...

      Incidentally, a friend of mine has one, and the EMU once went into safe mode and wouldn't let him go above 50 MpH or so.

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    2. Re:Why the NYT thinks this is noteworthy... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      I wasn't really pointing it out from a rodding point of view, but more to the point that they did this - thus it is possible such a "feature" might trickle down to regular consumer model cars. Forget about hot rodding - what about simply changing the oil or replacing the belts?

      The idea of "welding the hood shut" will likely become even more entrenched if we see hybrids and electrics become common. Because of the technology (and maybe this is why on the A2) used in such vehicles, manufacturers would want to do this to protect trade secrets and other knowledge from leaking to competitors (which right now go and buy competeting vehicles and tear them down, etc to learn from them).

      Regarding your friend's experience - did something happen to the vehicle to make it drop into "limp home" mode, or was this slo-mo mode something entirely different?

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  98. Beware of 'drivability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One major aspect to a vehicle's engine 'calibration' is the drivability.

    I worked for the big-3 and had friends who did their own calibrations for their race cars with the aid of calibration engineers. These guys really struggled to maintain drivability. Little stuff like bucking and surging when you pull forward in a drive through lane, etc. Getting it right under all load conditions and RPMS.

    Tweaking for power is one thing, but getting the drivability right is much more time consuming and difficult.

    The throttle response and tractability of my Z06 was so good that I'd never consider messing that up for a little more power and rougher running, etc.

  99. nothing new by Chip7 · · Score: 1
    This is nothing new in the Sport Compact car scene. Ppl have been doing this for a while now. And since most engines are toned down from their original specs to increase ride comfort and fuel efficiency, modding the chip back to higher performance won't damage it much more than usual.

    and for those who answer 'just get a bigger/faster car' why don't you just get a brand new PC instead of just changing the CPU ? ;-)

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  100. Upgrading Chips != More Cheap Horsepower. by $criptah · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those of you who are surprised, let me tell you have people have been tweaking chips for a good number of years. You can get aftermarket chips for pretty much any sports (and not so sports) car. However, the biggest gains are achieved only when you combine an upgraded chip with a number of performance parts such as headers, exhausts, turboes and superchargers. If you do not understand how cars work and have not done any performance tuning, you might be better off by going back to hacking your Linux box.

    First of all, there are no cheap power gains. Just replacing a chip will not turn your grocery-getter into a Porsche. Secondly, if you do get enough extra ponies, you will have to upgrade your suspension and brakes; otherwise, I will see you in a telephone pole around the corner. Finally, not every engine can hanle a lot of horsepower, that is, even if you do upgrade everything but leave the block in a stock condition, you will have a greater chance of blowing it.

    Normally, you would install any performance parts that you have and then tune the chip so it is optimized for your configuration. Is the chip worth the money by itself? Unless your car has forced induction it is; otherwise, it is a waste. Normally, you have to do a combination of things in order to get a significant increase in power. For example, Stage 1 upgrades include getting a new ECU and increasing pressure in your turbos, Stage 2 would require an additional part, usually an exhaust. Stage 3 may require changing your turbos or getting some upgrades for them; by the time you get to this point, you will notice the impact on your wallet. This varies from car to car, my knowledge is based on what I know about Nissan 300ZX and Subaru WRX.

    If you do not have turbos or a blower, there is nothing much your chip can do, but void the warranty.

    Also, when you get the stats, make sure that you understand them correctly. Ten extra horses to the flywheel are not equal to the ten extra horses to the wheels. If you are still nutty about all this, take a look what you can do to Subaru WRX, Audi (turboed models) and Corvettes. The latter do not have forced induction but are proven to be very nice when it comes to updated ECUs along with some performance parts. P.S.: Yeah, if you feel like replying back to me and telling that your Honda does wonders with upgraded chips and how it can beat anything on the road. Do not bother, please. I have been there and done that.

    1. Re:Upgrading Chips != More Cheap Horsepower. by Roydd+McWilson · · Score: 1

      "If you do not have turbos or a blower, there is nothing much your chip can do, but void the warranty."
      What if my car doesn't have a warranty? What if it just blows, rather than having a blower?
      "Honda does wonders with upgraded chips ... it can beat anything on the road... I have ... done that."
      Hah! You admit it!

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    2. Re:Upgrading Chips != More Cheap Horsepower. by $criptah · · Score: 1

      Sorry for a confusion, but I guess you do not understand sarcasm. I expected Honda fans to reply and say how their Hondas are so fast with just a chip and a coffee-can exhaust. Well, I have been in several cars like that, not mine ( I never had extra money that I could throw away) and they sucked big time.

      Satisfied? Now go back to trolling.

    3. Re:Upgrading Chips != More Cheap Horsepower. by kertong · · Score: 1, Interesting

      On a non turbo'ed car, gains from an upgraded "chip" will not net you much horsepower at all, definitely not enough to warrant the cost of a new chip.

      In an n/a car, a new ecu will really not do much unless there have been significant changes in the airflow of the engine - i.e aftermarket cam, nitrous, etc. And usually with that, the fuel injectors and system should be upgraded to prevent the mixture from leaning out and causing detonation/pinging.

      Either way, turbo cars benefit a hell of a lot from an upgraded ECU, but for an n/a car, the chip is just the "icing on the cake" after a hefty round of modifications. For example, I drive a 1995 camaro z28. When I had the average boltons (headers, intake, exhuast), I decided to go witih a more aggressive camshaft and larger ratio roller rockers for more valve lift. I netted about 20-25rwhp hp from the camshaft and valvetrain upgrade. Once I sent my PCM in to be reflashed with a new program suited for the cam, I gained another ~20rwhp.

      Chips aren't the only thing making cars go fast these days. If I had a turbo car, the first thing I'd buy after intake/exhaust is a chip. On an n/a car, the chip comes far later.

    4. Re:Upgrading Chips != More Cheap Horsepower. by Roydd+McWilson · · Score: 1

      Dear $criptah,

      I'm deeply sorry I mislead you. Honestly, I didn't mean any harm, I just wanted to point out the odd things that familiar phrases -- social viruses, so to speak -- make us say. I can definitely relate to your feelings about the kind of vehicles you so eloquently described above. I hope this clears things up.

      Your truly,
      Roydd McWilson

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    5. Re:Upgrading Chips != More Cheap Horsepower. by $criptah · · Score: 1

      Good point, but you have to remember that you drive a car that has a good 'modding' potential. On n/a Camaros and Corvettes chips can do wonders just with improved airflow.

      I know quite a few guys who went with all-engine modifications for their muscle cars. Then they added a chip and everything worked out beautifuly. Also, not to offend you, but American engines seem to be undertuned for some reason. I haven't met a tuner with a Mustang or a Camaro who was not able to get good gaines just with improved airflow and some engine work. However, in my case I am saving $ for a Cobra. Forced induction is the way to go :)

    6. Re:Upgrading Chips != More Cheap Horsepower. by kertong · · Score: 1

      No offense taken. :)

      American engines being undertuned - I don't know if they're really "undertuned". I think its just that there's a much, much higher performance ceiling, in general.

      For example, the LS1 engine (a great engine, btw), nets about 300-315rwhp bone stock, gets 30mpg on the highway, and still ends up qualifying as a LEV engine. Pretty cool, if you ask me. But I guess it seems as if american engines come "undertuned" because with the sheery displacement, they've got to pull a few strings to fall under emissions regulations.

      Just my two cents. :) (and btw: big engine with FI is the best of both worlds! I myself hope to own a '03 cobra or a mkiv supra one day).

    7. Re:Upgrading Chips != More Cheap Horsepower. by $criptah · · Score: 1

      Heh, that is my hope as well. I have been saving for some time now, once the price drops to $25K, Hondas in the area beware.

    8. Re:Upgrading Chips != More Cheap Horsepower. by fermion · · Score: 1
      The real problem with the article is that you normally have to compromise between factors. Generally more power or a better torque/RPM curve will reduce fuel effeciency. I did not RTFA, but basic physics tends to back me up.

      Therefore, there is no cheap horsepower. It costs gas and maybe engine life.

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      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    9. Re:Upgrading Chips != More Cheap Horsepower. by $criptah · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right. However, people who do mod their cars expect that. I have a friend who would rather drive a 550HP Supra rather than a fuel efficient car.

  101. But would you hack Guido the Killer Pimp? by modder · · Score: 1


    LMAO Guido the Killer Pimp.

    He's probably who the Hollywood execs send after you for hacking your Tivo.

  102. Been done - a lot by rs79 · · Score: 1

    > why not extend the control up to a little UI that is accessible from the driver's seat

    Most people I know who are serious about this drive with a laptop on the passengers seat and are constantly tweaking things. When they get it right they burn a chip.

    And what's with all the "one bad bolt and your dead" crap? You guys are a bunch of candy-assed wooses about this stuff! :-)

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    1. Re:Been done - a lot by Naito · · Score: 1

      "one bad bolt and your dead" sounds awefully similar to the warnings about messing with the Windows registry

    2. Re:Been done - a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And what's with all the "one bad bolt and your dead" crap? You guys are a bunch of candy-assed wooses about this stuff! :-)

      Often when I'm cruising at 65mph down the road on my motorcycle I'll look down at my front wheel, and think, "I rebuilt that front end. I wonder how long the red streak would be if I screwed up?" It reminds me to check things over once in a while.

      And hey, I'm an engineer, I'm supposed to be conservative (read: candy-assed) about things. Otherwise I could kill lots of people really easily.

  103. Hard-disks in drive computers?? by AC-x · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Toyota, have done away with removable memory chips altogether. That has the e-mechanics shifting strategies, either by downloading new software directly into the computer's hard drive"

    I hope not, I remember the Top Gear episode where Clarkson tried (and failed) to trash an old Toyota pickup. Imagine if a cars engine management computer used a hard disk, run over the first pothole in the road and it'd be ruined (although it certainly brings a whole new meaning to the term "harddrive crash")

    1. Re:Hard-disks in drive computers?? by Roydd+McWilson · · Score: 1

      I think by "hard drive" they probably really mean a soldered-on EEEPROM, perhaps flash.

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  104. Hacking and tuning with a Emanage by Mazzella! · · Score: 1

    I've been messing around with the Greddy Emanage in my RX-8. It is a piggy back ECU that can manage fuel, and ignition. So far, i've been able to pump out 37 more RWHP with "safe" tuning.

    Of course, the RX-8 was de-tuned when they brought it into the US, so the cat-converters would last the required 100,000 miles. (Rotary's exhaust is very,very hot... it can and does eat cats for lunch)

    With a wide-open exhaust, intake, and more tweeks to the piggyback , i bet I could get the RX-8 to 260RWHP.

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  105. Do they mention 'ripoff' chips ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, the ones that retard engine performance at low revs, and then give you 'normal' performance at higher revs. These are sold typically to rice boys who want to experience that 'burst' of power when they put their foot to the floor :-)

    1. Re:Do they mention 'ripoff' chips ? by Roydd+McWilson · · Score: 1

      You know, the ones that retard engine performance at low revs, and then give you 'normal' performance at higher revs. These are sold typically to rice boys who want to experience that 'burst' of power when they put their foot to the floor :-)
      Sounds like my 15-year-old Corolla, except I didn't have to buy a modchip.

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  106. Re:Running windows code by modder · · Score: 4, Funny


    Watch out for the Broken windSheild Of Death.

  107. OpenSource ECU code - a real need. by sbaker · · Score: 5, Informative

    Let me tell you a true story:

    The 2002 MINI Cooper S (a **GREAT** car BTW) was delivered with Engine management (ECU) software V1.3.0. It worked fine.

    The 2003 MINI Cooper S was delivered with ECU software V1.3.2. We believe the changes were to accomodate the Diesel version of the MINI that was due to appear in Europe - but there may have been other changes too.

    v1.3.2 worked well - EXCEPT when the high ambient temperatures of a Texas summer combined with 'Reformulated Gasoline' (not sold in all US States - and not seen in Europe). With that combination of conditions, the car would roll forwards 10 feet and stall if you accellerated moderatly hard from a standing start. This came to be known as 'the stumbles'. When it strikes, it can actually be quite dangerous because you could in all likelyhood be stalled out right in front of an oncoming vehicle.

    Both ECU electronics and engine mechanics are IDENTICAL between the 2002 and 2003 models - so this had to be a software bug.

    It took a LONG time to figure out why some cars were stumbling. The owners' clubs first noticed that only 2003 cars did it - then we discovered this was only happening in the summer - and only in Texas and (IIRC) Florida - but then we heard that it wasn't happening in New Mexico. So we initially ruled out the 'high temperature' theory. However, New Mexico doesn't have reformulated gas.

    So when we realised that reformulated Gas is sold in Texas and Florida - but not in New Mexico, we thought that might be the issue...but then we found that it didn't happen in New York (reformulated gas - but no high temperatures).

    The whole thing was also confused by the fact that the MINI's ECU has adaptive software. When we had a few days of cool temperatures, the problem DIDN'T go away - and you had to run three tankfuls of non-reformulated gas through the car before the ECU would un-learn the stumble.

    It's a tribute to the 'community' spirit of MINI owners (and lots of long threads on several mailing lists) that we ever figured out WTF was happening to our cars at all.

    It took six months to pursuade BMW/MINI that there was truly a problem (by which time temperatures had dropped and we couldn't reproduce the problem) - and another 6 months for them to fix it and get a software upgrade out.

    Meanwhile, the 2002 MINI's were still running V1.3.0 just fine in all temperatures and all gasoline types - and 2003 MINI's were stumbling all over the place.

    Owners of 2003 machines were begging the dealerships to downgrade their cars back to the 2002 code - but dealerships were either unable or unwilling to do that - we're still not quite sure why - but it's likely that the security system in the MINI's ECU somehow prevents that.

    This is a CLASSIC case where we'd have *killed* to have an OpenSource solution so we could fix the problem ourselves...either by simply reprogramming our 2003 cars with 2002 software (kindly donated by a 2002 owner)...or by doing a 'diff' and figuring out what was actually wrong.

    Even without the source code, it would have been possible to do a binary dump from one car to another - but for the fact that these ECU's are protected by a barrage of 'challenge/response' tests (the details of which are a closely guarded secret). If your laptop fails to provide the correct response to the challenge, the car literally shuts down all software functions for THREE HOURS!! This effectively foils any effort to do a trial-and-error test to reverse-engineer the challenge/response system.

    So - whilst it MIGHT be dangerous to allow people to randomly hack their cars, there are also dangers in preventing them from doing so.

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    1. Re:OpenSource ECU code - a real need. by rnelsonee · · Score: 1
      Good post. I rememeber my concern with the issue (I had a 2003 MINI Cooper S before I slammed it into a barrier and totalled it). My May '03 build car had no such problems.

      All in all, I don't think MINI/BMW screwed up too much. As you know, the ECU in the MINI is complex, and I sure as well wouldn't honor a warranty if I found out my customer reprogrammed the ECU. But at least having it Open Source means the bug would've been found sooner... I agree with that.

      Anywho, enjoy your MINI. If you want to sell it cheap, let me know, I miss mine :)

    2. Re:OpenSource ECU code - a real need. by British · · Score: 1

      Was there a fix on the ECUs to regular mini Coopers? I have a 2003 and the idle warbles under regular speed on occasions if you drive slowly. Ugh.

    3. Re:OpenSource ECU code - a real need. by sbaker · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is a fixed ECU revision out there (Variously known as v1.3.6, v3.6 and v36). If your car is an '03, your dealer should be able to install the new software in about 20 minutes under warranty.

      I did slightly 'abbreviate' the full details for the sake of brevity - in fact, early '03 model year cars from late 2002 or manufactured in Jan/Feb of 2003 were still using the older software and are stumble-free. Also, before the stumble was discovered, many dealerships upgraded cars with the older software to the 1.3.2 and 1.3.3 versions and these guys started to suffer when they'd been working OK beforehand. One reason for doing that was a minor cold-starting problem in non-supercharged MINI Coopers - and also to fix some shift-pattern problem in the CVT MINI Coopers.

      So, you DO see '02 cars *with* the stumble problem and there are also '03 cars that don't suffer from it at all (mine is an '03 model built in October 2002 - and I don't have the stumble because I didn't do the upgrade).

      The 'warble' you describe has also been well documented - it's more often called the 'yo-yo'. The jury is still out on whether it is fixed by the 1.3.6 software - some people claim it's fixed, others claim it's a little less noticable - other people say it's not there at all. It's a subtle problem though - some people don't notice the problem at all even though other people can clearly feel it in the exact same vehicle.

      Overall, there doesn't seem to be any reason NOT to upgrade to 1.3.6 - nobody has yet said it made matters worse.

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    4. Re:OpenSource ECU code - a real need. by sbaker · · Score: 1
      My May '03 build car had no such problems.

      I'm suprised to hear a May '03 build would be without the problem. But if it was delivered in May, it would have been built in February and probably been one of the last to have the very old software that worked OK.

      Alternatively, if you didn't drive the car in hot weather (and we are talking 90 degrees and up) WITH reformulated gas for at least three tankfuls - you'd never have suffered from the problem anyway. Basically, you had to live in Texas or Florida.

      All in all, I don't think MINI/BMW screwed up too much. As you know, the ECU in the MINI is complex,

      Actually, the ECU in the MINI is made by Siemens - and they used a third party to write the software for it. BMW/MINI don't even have access to the source code - which is something I find quite suprising. I've seen a hex dump of the ECU contents (one of the car 'chippers' extracted it). There seems to be very little actual code. Most of the 64Kbytes is a bunch of lookup tables.

      What I think made it hard to fix was the chain of people who had to be convinced that there was a problem - then the problem of a team working in Germany reproducing the conditions of a Texas summer with a kind of gasoline that they would have to import somehow. Add to that the problem that the ECU learns...so the problem is not how to fix the direct problem - but how to prevent it from learning that behaviour....doing all of that without screwing up the algorithms for cold weather running on whatever fuel type you get in Norway...and without breaking the emissions restrictions in any of three dozen countries.

      I sure as well wouldn't honor a warranty if I found out my customer reprogrammed the ECU. But at least having it Open Source means the bug would've been found sooner... I agree with that.

      Yes - if you mess with the ECU, expect your engine warranty to be toast. The MINI owners who were working on this had already modified the heck out of their cars anyway - so that would have been a moot point.

      Anywho, enjoy your MINI. If you want to sell it cheap, let me know, I miss mine :)

      sell? SELL? You've gotta be kidding - sell Yoda? He's my baby?! (He's called "Yoda" - because he's small, green and deceptively powerful).

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    5. Re:OpenSource ECU code - a real need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Fantasic post, have you considered posting to Risks Digest?

      I'm amazed you convinced BMW of the problem, like you said, not only did it required high temperature, but reformulated fuel for a few tanks AND a different firmware version. It also points to the dangers or risks in safety software that self-learns (and the firmware in the Mini definitely counts in my book as safety-critical).

      Digressing...
      At the same time, I wouldn't be surprised if the company that made the firmware also supplies other companies. The car industry is funny that way, they're quite happy to have a wiper supplier provide to both BMW and Ford subtly different versions.

    6. Re:OpenSource ECU code - a real need. by InfoHighwayRoadkill · · Score: 1

      How to convert your mini one to a mini cooper... Get a new chip! Here in the UK a Mini one is 3000 pounds less than a Mini Cooper. A Mini Cooper ECU chip is 300 pounds. Its not rocket science in terms of money but the tricky part is finding someone to fit it and voiding your warranty. If you want to go crazy fit an nice uprated supercharger as well why dont you....

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  108. Re:MY PHYSICS HOMEWORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    700/5 = 140m/s^2

  109. Not necessarily true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here in 'Oz' one of the best things that Holden did was import and use the Chev 5.7L V8. When it was first released, it was rated at 180Kw (previous 'performance' engines were around 151Kw). Since then they have been selling successively more powerful cars (my Ute is a 235Kw SS), but surprise surprise it is still a Chev 5.7L V8 - exactly the same block.


    The only changes have been peripheral - improved exhausts and induction systems.

    A competing manufaturer takes the same vehicle off the production line (Corsa) and sell a modified production vehicle that last time I checked was rated at 333Kw. Their main method of boosting the performance was to use their own engine management system rather than the 'stock' supplied unit. Their vehicles pass the same safety tests as Holden, and are in no danger of dying due to being tweaked.


    Chipping your engine will not necessarily kill it. Manufacturers compromise on output to get the mileage figures down, and to make it more difficult for ignorant drivers to kill the car. If you know enough about what you are doing to have your vehicle chipped, then you probably know enough not to kill the vehicle.

  110. my car has no computer.. by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

    .. I guess I'll have to boost my horsepower the old fassion way with better engine components.

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  111. REAL hacking takes more than replacing a chip by cluge · · Score: 4, Informative

    There are a lot of "open source" fuel injection computers out there (ignition too). If your really interested in making more power and hacking, join on to one of these projects. Perhaps someday someone will make an aftermarket odd fire ignition computer that I can program. In the mean time, check out these projects

    MegaSquirt Electronic Fuel Injection Computer
    Electronic fuel injection 11
    PowerPC fuel injection

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    "Science is about ego as much as it is about discovery and truth " - I said it, so sue me.
  112. This is 'useful' in certain circumstances by unstable23 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Like my car (a Saturn) which has a down-tuned engine in it. The version of the engine in the Saturn puts out about 180hp, but in the version in the Opel, it puts out 200 or so (thanks GM). Don't know why that is - insurance, emissions, who knows.

    Anyway, a company in Florida apparently imports the Opel chips and will put them in the engine in the Saturn - although I've not read a report on effects.

    To be honest, I wouldn't do it for several reasons, not least that the bank owns the car; it's still under warranty; its torque and gearing means it smokes most similar cars off the line anyway; and I'm not sure I'd want my family in a modded car!

    And beings as it costs $400 for that, plus whatever tweakery is extra, I'd rather drop the money into a bitchin' sound system.

  113. Unless you have a turbo car... by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    For the price of a generic EPROM, you could easily get mechanical upgrades that enhances your car even more than the EPROM

    Except that for $400-ish, I purchased a chip for my '91 turbo Audi. Stock it makes 217hp, now it makes more like 280, and it's faster than the V6 biturbo S4(1999-2003).

    In fact, it was faster than all current Audi production vehicles until this year, when the RS6 V8 biturbo(450hp) and new S4(340hp V8) came out. For about another $1.5k or so, I can get about 330hp(new turbo and other bits) and since my car's lighter than a new S4 by quite a bit, it'd be faster yet again(save the RS6).

    For turbocharged cars(and some supercharged), a chip often yields sizable performance gains and is -excellent- value for the money. However, careful selection is necessary- in this case, the programmer is very well known in the Audi community and people had been running his specific chip for about 10 years(it's a 13 year old car, after all!)

  114. Yeah, amazing news this is by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 2, Informative

    First off, chipping cars generally doesnt produce big gains EXCEPT with factory turbo cars.

    This is because the pressure produced with the turbo is often controlled by a the computer, and altering the settings will raise the amount of air and fuel and thus the horsepower. Since modern turbos usually have fairly large air pumping capacity, the gains are quite large. A great example is the SRT4- the first 2 (warrantied!) factory upgrade stages are just a comptuer and injector swap which raises the boost. They massively overbuilt the drivetrain anticipating that people would engage in such acts.

    This usually produces big gains in power, but can cause problems in two cases:
    1) The turbo is very small compared to the engine and the turbo has to be overspun to produce a gain in power. This has been a big problem for the v6 twin turbo audi S4 and the 1.8T powered VW/Audi cars. They use extremely undersized turbos (to reduce lag) but this makes them very frail at high boost levels. This is why audi is going to a non-turbo V8 for the next version of the S4. Warranty claims are very hard to deny if the factory chip is swapped back in and the only damage is a pair of failed turbos. Its obvious what happened, but impossible to prove, especially when so many people are reporting these "random failures."
    2) The engine internals or drivetrain are too frail. This tends to be far less common (since these parts are usually overengineered), but it does happen, especially on AWD turbo cars with decent sized turbos, like the AWD DSMs from the mid-early 90s (eclipse/laser/etc). These accidents tend to be very expensive, so the dealerships are usually a bit more careful about springing for warranty work. Often the damning evidence is the massively upgraded clutch which sent the power to the transmission, or the poorly tuned engine which melted a piston top or a valve.

    On a car that isnt a factory turbo, all you can do is advance timing and adjust fuel delivery. Timing advance usually yields a little power but fuel delivery only yields power if the stock configuration is extremely rich (like on the Sentra Spec-V) or if the engine's volumetric efficiency is changed (cams/turbo/supercharger/etc added).

    This second use is usually what a computer change is used for on a n/a car.

    1. Re:Yeah, amazing news this is by MachDelta · · Score: 1
      2) The engine internals or drivetrain are too frail. This tends to be far less common (since these parts are usually overengineered), but it does happen, especially on AWD turbo cars with decent sized turbos, like the AWD DSMs from the mid-early 90s (eclipse/laser/etc).
      What in gods name are you talking about?? The 4G63 (engine found in DSMs and Lancer Evolutions) is one of the best 4 cyl production engine in the world. Its damn near bullet proof. People slap monster turbos on them and wring nearly 500hp out of em on stock internals. Most of the time its driveline parts that give up the ghost first (especially on AWD models). The 4G63 itself is a legend when it comes to durability.
    2. Re:Yeah, amazing news this is by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 1

      What part of engine internals _or_ drivetrain dont you understand?

      Crankwalk issues in the 2G aside, I KNOW the DSM engines are strong. This is precisely why the car is capable of generating enough power to grenade the tranny so easily.

      The MK3 supra would probably have been a better example of a car with engine reliability problems.

      The real truth is that any turbo car will grenade its engine if you throw enough power at it. The candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.

  115. Computerized cars by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

    for people who don't know which end of the screwdriver to hit.

    - Drive away in your own Plywood Fury, with two barrel carbonmaker and brand new gladiator...

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  116. Modern diesels are cleaner than gasoline. by Behrooz · · Score: 1

    The emissions from engines that meet the current on-the-road standards for diesel and gasoline engines in the US are roughly equal in released toxicity per unit of fuel burned.

    http://www.osti.gov/fcvt/deer2002/mauderlypaper. pd f

    Diesel fuel is somewhat more energy-dense than gasoline, so you're actually better off with a modern diesel engine. Sure, the old diesel engines were nasty, but the new ones are cleaner-burning than a conventional gas engine.

    Plus, the particles in diesel exhaust tend to be larger, so they're less likely to become lodged in your lungs. Handy, that...

    All of which is besides the point-- tuning engines for higher performance is directly correlated with increased emissions. It takes more time and gives lower returns to more completely combust the fuel as opposed to just throwing more fuel in.

    Unburned hydrocarbons = bad news.

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    "We have to go forth and crush every world view that doesn't believe in tolerance and free speech." - David Brin
    1. Re:Modern diesels are cleaner than gasoline. by seibed · · Score: 1

      I will agree with you that they are as 'clean' as gasoline engines, at least in the way that the government rates cleanliness, and in respect to the environment, but the end result of the larger particles that you speak of is a more visible exhaust... if you have a diesel engine, this is a compromise you should be willing to make.

      as i noted in another post, not all chips are just going to throw more fuel in... there are increased efficiencies to be found in higher octane fuel (a requirement of most chips) higher compression through valve timing and increased turbo/supercharger pressure. Most chipped cars will pass emissions tests just fine, and are even legal, as many car mods (straight pipes instead of cats for example) are not.

    2. Re:Modern diesels are cleaner than gasoline. by Behrooz · · Score: 1

      Particles of sooty stuff in visible exhaust are a minor visual annoyance for a minute or two, whereas invisible NOx compounds and volatilized hydrocarbons translate straight into ozone and smog.

      It's the invisible pollutants that merit extra worry... a major source of ozone and smog in major cities was the hydrocarbon vapors released directly at gas stations, before environmental laws and better pump design reduced them to a more manageable level. Little two-stroke engines are another example of nasty unburned hydrocarbon release.

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  117. Used to be EPROMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This has been about as a phenomenonon for some while. Sometime in the early 90s I remember blowing a big run of EPROMS for a guy, well you know because I had an EPROM programmer and UV eraser which aren;t common it was a nice little job and I charged per device rate for copying them. I knew he was selling them, but like a dutiful hacker I didn't initially ask what they were (assuming pirate games ROMs). However each
    of the masters had a sticker with the model of a car (newest Fords and Audis I vaguely recall).
    Well when I did finally mention it, that's what they were... souped-up firmware replacements for the boy racers. Glad to see this art is still alive.

    1. Re:Used to be EPROMS by Listen+Up · · Score: 1

      Interesting comment, 'boy racers'. Most SCCA and FIA racers, who are very much men, use reprogrammed ECU's in combination with engine building to produce large amounts of power and custom tunability. For example, a turbocharged engine is impossible to tune manually without either a very well programmed ECU or a system of very complicated manual controls (such as the independent throttle bodies and other similiar technology found in cars such as early Porsche turbo models), as evidenced by late 1970's and early 1980's turbocharged vehicles.

      Your skewed perception of reality and your view that only 'boy racers' would want reprogrammed ECU's is completely wrong. It is true that many young boys and girls try to increase performance by only buying a chip, and they are wrong, but the art of reprogrammed ECU's is far beyond the needs and levels of only 16-18 year olds. No 16 year old can own an Audi S4 bi-turbo, but there are two guys I race with in my SCCA region who own Audi S4 bi-turbo's who are in their late 50's and who both have their Audi's ECU's reprogrammed.

      Please think before making comments in your posts such as the one you made in your post today.

  118. Re:Reverse Engineered Without Documentation? So? by oman_ · · Score: 1


    The code IS reverse engineered. At our performance shope we dump all the machine code and document it heavily. We have logic flowcharts. We know what the parameters do based off of how the factory diagnostic tools read information from the computers. We use dynomomters, extra sensors, torque measuring dynos, and data acquisition equipment. Sometimes you find out the limits of a car that is being tuned/developed specifically for racing and you tune consumer cars much more conservatively.

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  119. Carburetor hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have been doing exactly this same thing with carbureted V8s equipped with "ancient" centrifugal advance distributors. Changing ignition timing can be as simple as turning a screw or replacing a spring, aftermarket carburetors offer a near limitless amount of tunability. If you buy used, you can pick up all of the necessary hardware for a fraction of the cost of a full EFI system. For the sake of comparison...

    An air valve with a throttle position sensor (throttle body), large injectors, higher capacity fuel pump, mass air/speed density sensor (to measure amount of incoming air): $1200-2500 depending on

    Any high quality aftermarket carburetor on ebay (the venerable Holley 600cfm 4 barrel vacuum secondary is available for a little bit of nothing.): $30-300 + $30 for a rebuild kit if necessary.

    That leaves you with money to spend on what's truly important to both durability and performance: a bulletproof rotating assembly, a high performance camshaft, pistons, pushrods, etc etc.

    1. Re:Carburetor hacking by pidge-nz · · Score: 1

      Yup, gotta love the old carburettors, BUT keep in mind the big drive toward EFI was reduced emissions - the EGO closed-loop operation which keeps the fuel mixture as close as possible to ideal as possible is not easily done with a carb. And have you ever tried picking the right mixture needle for the comination of throttle, carb, manifold and engine? Definitely one of the Dark Arts of Automotive Engineering!

    2. Re:Carburetor hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pay attention. I fucking hate you. Your mother needs some fucking in her cunty asshole.

      BITCH.

  120. Tree huggers... by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The article states that some of these hacked cars are violating state emissions standards.

    And you know what? Their numbers are so small, and the cars aren't THAT far off(proper power requires engines be in good shape!) that this is a non-issue. What's an issue is the millions of trucks, trains and ships burning high-sulfur diesel fuel...or the clowns who drive around with their cars belching blue smoke. Then there are the SUVs which of course are nearly exempt from emissions testing! Don't get me started about the coal burning power plants...

    Optimum power is achieved on a slightly richer than perfect fuel ratio, and yes, that will cause a modified car to go over the limits set by the state emissions tests. However, under most other conditions, the cars are fine emissions-wise.

    Sorry, but the tree-huggers have gone too far in many cases; they're yapping not just about SUVs but they expect everyone else to turn in their cars and drive Honda Insights. It's disgusting. As a result of all this, so many awesome cars can't be brought to the states simply because they don't meet our emissions tests...even though they'd represent a tiny fraction of the cars on the road, possibly be driven less than average...not to mention, more likely to be kept in excellent condition(ie, not get left burning oil for a year or two until it finally explodes). But no-sir, you're .01% over on the HC's, you can't register that! No sir, your car's manufacturer didn't go through full EPA testing! Even worse, homebuilt cars are coming under increasingly strict reg's too; in some states, it's getting to be virtually impossible to have your own home-built car, because you can't get it to pass inspection.

    Lastly, lots of chips pass emissions specifications(not just the gas-station test) just fine- the problem is that the certification process is very expensive, so not every tuner can afford to do it.

    1. Re:Tree huggers... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      As a result of all this, so many awesome cars can't be brought to the states simply because they don't meet our emissions tests.

      In what way is transporting oneself from point A to point B "awesome"?

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    2. Re:Tree huggers... by hugzz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In what way is transporting oneself from point A to point B "awesome"?

      i'd consider a vehicle which can perform incredibly impressive physical feats to be just as awesome as a supercomputer.

      When was the last time that you ran from 0-60mph in 5 seconds?

      Using a supercomputer for word processing is kinda boring. Maybe you should stop using your car just to get from point A to point B

    3. Re:Tree huggers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In what way is transporting oneself from point A to point B "awesome"?"

      That could be the dumbest remark this week on slashdot.

      Quite an achievement.

      Yu're asking why going fast can be fun? Presumably, there is no penis or balls between your legs, so I explain it to you like I would a girlfriend or wife.

      Honey,

      Going fast is inherently fun. Little babies on tricycles pull up their legs and say "WHEEE!" going down hill. People enjoy the roller coaster. They enjoy skiing. The sensation of speed is fun.

      Life can be fun, if you'll let it. Not everything is about safe, sensible, nice. Sometimes its about scary, balls-to-the-wall fun. Sometimes you do that in a car.

      I hope you understand. Now lets go upstairs and have sex.

    4. Re:Tree huggers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is too expensive to modify the cars to meet EPA and CARB standards, as much as it is too expensive to do the necessary destructive testing of the cars to meet NHTSA crash worthiness directives.

      Look at the sissy bumpers that are on old Euro-only Porsches, and the big rubber blobs they put on them to make them US-OK.

  121. Tradeoffs is in life. by nuggz · · Score: 1

    A 57 hp gain (at the wheels) from a chip upgrade.
    Depending what engine this is quite huge, I think you're likely putting quite a bit of stress on it, and you will have the reduced reliability because of this.

    Lets say it was a 200hp car, now it is 250, that's 25% more power, but also 25% more force acting on EVERY component in the engine and powertrain, you likely just halved the life of many components.

    (Assume a life exponent of 3, (1/1.25)^3=1/1.95, about 50%)
    btw 3 is a typical life exponent for certain cyclic fatigue failure modes, yes this is a simplified example. and yes I'm assuming peak power is at the same engine RPM.
    Also for many 'infinite life' components when you increase forces 25% you are likely back into the limited life zone.

    1. Re:Tradeoffs is in life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most engines have there power limited by ther induction(air + fuel management) and exhaust. This is the typical "top end" of the engine. Most engines "bottem ends" are actually the base for many engine combos. Look at the venerable Chevy Small Block. There were engines based on this basic blueprint that produced anywhere from 120hp to 450hp stock. It's not uncommon to se a 500hp or higher Chevy small block. For the most part the bottem end of any two bolt small block is good for up to 400HP. So when you increase the the power from say 220 to say 275 in a late 80s camero, you're not really stressing the bottem end any bit. Also, take note that the bottem end is typically WAY overengineered. Falures in the bottem end are usually BIG problems such as throwing a rod or braking a crank. For the manufactures it makes sence to over-engineer this because it leads to fewer major service repairs.

      Now when you talk about drive train, you're right. While most domestic rear ends and axles could easly take the added punishment, I can't say that for some of the import stuff. Also I've found that the week point for most vehicle powertrains tends to be the transmition. In the case of manuals this tends to be the clutch. In automatics it tends to be either the torque converter or the clutch packs. The fix for manuals is a beefey high performance clutch plate and assembly. For automatics (which do actually tend to handle the extra power better) the answer is a high-performance converter (possibally with a higher stall speed) and or a new valve body(either a manual/auto or a full manual) that increases line pressure and forces the clutch packs together faster and harder.

    2. Re:Tradeoffs is in life. by Mirror_rorriM · · Score: 1

      Your lack of knowledge on the subject is quite apparent here. You are making baseless assumptions and ending up at incorrect conclusions. To clarify, the 57HP gain that is claimed by the tuner is at the crank. I saw a gain of ~40HP at the wheels. On this particular dyno, the car had roughly a 30% loss between the crank and ground. A 25% increase in power does not mean a 25% increase in force. The forces acting on the engine internals are a result how fast you spin them. You can make 1 billion horsepower at a given rpm, and the engine is spinning exactly as fast as if it were making 1 horsepower at the same rpm. You say my engine life is cut in half? That must mean Audi designed the engine to last somewhere around 4-500,000 miles. After 85,000 chipped miles, 100,000 total, the engine is still perfectly to spec. Go figure. Oddly enough, this same engine is available in the TT making 225HP. Is the expected life of that motor 29% of mine when it was stock? It seems to me like you actually have very very very little knowledge of what is actually going on, and pulled your "life equation" out of your you-know-what. Sorry for the flame, it is just frustrating when someone acts like an expert but clearly knows very little.

    3. Re:Tradeoffs is in life. by Mirror_rorriM · · Score: 1

      Just one additional thing to add, which many /. readers will find fascinating.

      In the 1980s, BMW (and everyone else) was using turbo-charged engines in their Formula One cars. For those who are not familiar with it, F1 is the be-all and end-all of racing technology. BMW's engines were making around 1500HP (out of only 1.5liters) in qualifying trim. That's pretty impressive, but do you know what is even more impressive? The engine blocks that BMW was using were taken directly off the production line and were used, unmodifed. Equipped in a production car, those engines using those blocks were producing under 100HP.

      So, let's take your life equation and apply it to this. With a 1400% increase in output, that would mean the expected engine life is (1/15)^3, or .02% of the "sissy version's" life. As the record shows, the engines lasted a heck of a lot longer than that.

    4. Re:Tradeoffs is in life. by Alexei · · Score: 1

      Did they last, though? I imagine that in that sort of situation they wouldn't blink twice at replacing the engine every other race.

  122. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is clueless. Yeah, maybe if you're talking about a carburated system in which you've changed the compression ratio, but the nice thing about a computer controlled fuel injection system is that by varying the parameters of the system, you can gain quite a bit more power without making hardware changes. Unlike the ignorant parent poster, a dyno doesn't lie.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point of the parent was that you'd be better off buying a programmable system so you CAN vary the parameters rather than buy one with parameters set by somebody who doesn't know your car.

  123. I use 93 octane; have since the car was new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may be crazy, but I'm not st00pid!

  124. why hack your car by Nihynjahs · · Score: 0

    when you can use chips its like hacking but its more user friendly for example for 249 dollars i can get 15 more horsepower and 13 lb ft of torque by just plugging in a chip dont have to worry about blowing my ingnition coils and shortin my ecu or somehting like that and if i do, i can tell the people with the chip that they caused it

  125. Learned experts by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Yes, and every windows user who spends enough time clicking on icons can be a Network Admin.

    You can fool around and probaly fake it pretty good, but there is a wee bit more to making a car go then fiddling around with bits of steel.

  126. Re:BUT MY CAR RUNS WINDOWS by fltsimbuff · · Score: 1

    You ever see the "Safety Car"? It runs Windows 98...
    http://slashdot.org/articles/02/07/17/23222 20.shtml?tid=126

    Scary!

  127. Funny stuff by Tappah · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There are a number of funny things about this article, which breathlessly "exposes" car chipping which has been going on for more than 10 years. *yawn* But perhaps the funniest thing of all, is the reaction of the Slashdotters here, who by and large have reacted with horror that anyone dared modify a computer controlling a car. Oh my!

    Could it truly be, that geeks draw the line at anything with real grease on it? Or does the courage to hack extend only as far as tearing up an Xbox in order to brag about running linux on it? Or pestering some working sysadmin trying to earn a living by running a few servers for his boss? woo. Boys play games, Men build machines.

    Here's the thing - by and large, all that ECU really does is exactly the same thing a carburator and distributor cap used to do. No more, and no less. Oh sure, maybe it turns on a fan to bring the water temp down a bit, or implements a rev limiter. But for someone who understands the way a car runs (read, any 8th grade dropout working at your local car dealer), with a bit of programming experience, there's nothing magical, intimidating, or even particularly challenging about rolling your own.

    Modding chips, is not rolling your own. That's just poking a few new hex values in a two-dimensional array stored in an eprom. array(i,j) of Injectorsquirtduration, AmountofAir. Simple as that. Any fool can do it, and many do. It's essentially the exact same thing as rejetting a carb, or turning the airscrew. No biggie.

    Rolling your own means starting with a computer of some sort, putting an OS on it, and writing code that reads a lot of sensor data, and outputs some voltages, all largely to simulate a distributor cap and carb. The hardest part, is figuring out the voltages and what they signify from the various sensors (manifold absolute pressure, throttle position, O2, water temp, air temp, cam (or crank) position (the clock), etc.)

    I'm running an MS-AVR microcontroller, using code I modified and compiled myself - on linux, using GCC. My car runs like a top. I had hella fun doing it. Beats modding some lame game box big time. And oh yeah - My car runs on Open source :) Here's one example of a DIY ecu.

  128. Re:car mods? by CornHole · · Score: 1

    I think I saw that on SNL once... Anyone?

  129. Re:ECU? What ECU? by ColaMan · · Score: 1

    A correctly designed fuel injected car can run for 200,000k's without needing anything more than filters and oil. And after 200,000k's will still start/run/accelerate just fine.

    Your van, on the other hand, will need a fair bit of maintenance and will drink a truckload more fuel than an equivalent fuel injected van would.

    And as for your nissan, first,clean the injectors.
    Second, get a good diagnostic manual for it - computer controlled injection isn't that hard to grasp, and most computers these days (sadly probably not your nissan) can tell you where a problem lies.
    Third - as much as you love your old iron, the new generation is here. EFI's come a long way since the 70's analog computer and it's a lot more reliable than anything mechanical on your engine.

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  130. Re:Carmageddon by el+stevo · · Score: 0

    yeah! let's pick on microsoft! that's always timely... and funny!

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  131. Dumbass AC by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

    A dyno doesn't lie (much) and yes you can get more HP out of a motor by changing the fuel and ignition maps, but as soon as you change mechanical components to inrease the volumetric efficiency of the engine, your $400 chip is fueling wrong.

    I didn't say a chip doesn't work - I said it's a waste of money if you want to operate a non-standard motor, and you expect to make changes outside those that the chip programmer designed for.

    Put a free flowing exhaust on, or add a K&N and your VE goes up. Add a bigger intercooler and increase the inlet air density. Change the cam and your fueling needs change, as well as possibly your idle needs if you want a smooth idle on a lumpy cam. Maybe you need to change your VVT setup as well to make the best use of a new cam profile.

    Unlike parent AC who has no clue about how this shit really works, I've actually written the code that runs on these things, and written software to tune them. It's not magic and computers can't pull HP out of their arses. Yes there are gains to be had with "chipping" your car (advance ignition, increase boost, richen mixture, adjust shift points, etc), but the chip has to match the engine to get the best results and a programmable system is the best way to get that.

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  132. hmmm, maybe NYT is taking clues from AOL adds? by chessie · · Score: 1

    reading this story somehow made me think of the recent aol adds for their accelerator. dumb and dumber-er....it's not really news.

  133. Uh. no. Its because he probably has a 1.8 turbo. by nyet · · Score: 1

    its called increasing boost.

    just a chip in my 2.7 twin turbo will add 50hp easy.

  134. Europe and extra HP on diesels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example, a Seat Ibiza TDI 100hp, can be easily upgraded to 170hp... no big deal.. for 100 or 200 euros.
    My fiat punto jtdi, a diesel have now 100hp. It cames with 85hp and it spend about 6 liters per 100km.

  135. Warranty? How about emission laws and safety.... by bpiltz · · Score: 5, Informative

    By tweaking fuel/air mixtures and ignition timing, the two main adjustable performance variables without removing or replacing parts, you are also drastically changing combustion byproducts. The ability of vehicles to meet emissions standards is largely dependent on the fine tuning the engine computer provides. The computer monitors exhaust gas composition, intake air volume, engine temp, air temp, throttle position, RPM, barometric pressure, etc. and mixes the optimum fuel/air ratio to minimize emissions for a given performance curve. You aren't just voiding the warranty by tweaking, you are violating federal air quality laws. Some don't care about the air they breath, but they might care about dying. (See next point)

    A finer point is the consideration of incomplete combustion. There is an inverse relationship between performance and fuel efficiency. Where does all that extra fuel go to eak out that last bit of horsepower? It exits the combustion chamber in the form of partially combusted hydrocarbons (HC's) and CO. It takes too long to burn fuel completely to CO2 and H20 in a high performance envelope, so it is wasted and accounted as the cost of performance. Normally the HC's and CO exit the exhaust into the air in a off-street high performance vehicle. In a street production vehicle there is a catalytic converter between the exhaust manifold and the air. It is designed to clean up any residual uncombusted byproducts, normally a small % and runs around 1000-1500 degrees in temp, but it has heat shielding/insulation to protect the vehicle. If you changed the exhaust, through tweaking for performance, to release a higher percentage of HC's and CO, the catalytic converter will convert it to CO2 and H20. The problem is that there is much more combustion to complete and the cat's temp will rise drastically. Then your car catches on fire.

    You might think this is a rare event, but it happens occasionally when engines are poorly tuned or leaking oil fumes in the exhaust and aren't checked out for emissions. Part of an emissions test involves analyzing exhaust gases prior to entering the cat. Converters are so efficient at finishing combustion that they can mask oil burning and overly rich mixtures.

    I have seen several cars burn up this way. The funniest/most ironic happened to a police car. The police department was pulling strings with the emissions department and getting rubber stamped emissions stickers for their cruiser fleet without actually running the tests. One hot summer day a cruiser melted by the side of the road and started a moderate grass fire. It was determined through mechanic logs that the car had been using much more oil recently, but nothing was done to figure out why - just kept adding oil. All that oil was burning in the cat and eventually the heat shielding burned through and the car ignited.

    Just like overclocking, you gotta do something about the excess heat. The tweakers might want to remove the cat (a violation of federal law) or keep a fire extinguisher in the car and the fire department on speed dial.

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  136. ludicrous. by nyet · · Score: 1

    boosting the pressure increases both torque and HP.

    typically, the torque band is not as flat, but that is not killing your torque band. Nowhere is the torque LOWER for a given rpm.

    you really have no idea what your are talking about.

    1. Re:ludicrous. by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Get off your high horse asshole. You are increasing boost pressure by upping the wastegate relief pressure, thereby slowing down the exhaust flow, thereby lowering your initial torque. You have to make up for it by either launching and remaining at a higher RPM or increasing the exhaust area.

      Toyota Supra, perfect example. Spends most of its time in shitty torque land. That's why even with 800 RWHP they run 12's. Because they have a peaky torque band. Get off your dyno queen masturbation HP numbers and actually put it to the test on a track. A flat torque curve will always win, unless there is such a disparity in numbers that the race is unfair anyhow.

      And where the fuck do you get off telling me I have no idea what I'm talking about? Because you think you're smart? Please, shut the fuck up. I'm tired of snide little remarks from anonymous faggots on this site whose sole purpose in life should be wiping the shit off my ass because they have no better reason for being alive than to act like little cocksuckers.

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    2. Re:ludicrous. by nyet · · Score: 1

      >Get off your high horse asshole. You are increasing boost pressure by upping the wastegate relief pressure, thereby slowing down the exhaust flow, thereby lowering your initial torque. You have to make up for it by either launching and remaining at a higher RPM or increasing the exhaust area.

      Nope. Not generally true. In fact, only true for VERY large turbos (like the drag strip queen supra example) that are limited by exhaust flow pressure.

      Any commments on this dyno?

      I'd like to know which tracks you have run in your car; i'm sure i could teach you a lesson or two.

      Also, you might want to check out what, say, the World Challege GT cars are running, and ask if they are losing torque when they increase wastegate pressure.

    3. Re:ludicrous. by Mirror_rorriM · · Score: 1

      Please, shut the fuck up. I'm tired of snide little remarks from anonymous faggots on this site whose sole purpose in life should be wiping the shit off my ass because they have no better reason for being alive than to act like little cocksuckers.

      John, you present a convincing argument. I thought I could poke holes in it, or at least maybe find some obscure example which did not seem to fit, but after consulting my various engineering texts and skimming a couple of the SAE papers I've written, I came up empty handed. Congratulations on a job well done.

    4. Re:ludicrous. by The+Bean · · Score: 1

      You fucking stupid, completely brainless idiot. You really don't know what you are talking about.

      Increasing boost doesn't make a single difference except in full boost situations. Below the set boost level the wastegate is closed. It's closed if the boost is gonna go to 10psi or 20psi. All the exhaust is going through the turbo. Only once you've reached the set boost pressure does the wastegate open allowing exhaust gases around the turbo.

      Your Supra example is simply laughable, you stupid afterbirth swilling swine. And you're telling other people to get off their dyno queen masturbation HP numbers? I'm flabbergasted, I don't know how best to insult you, I just don't know how to deal with stupidity of your caliber.

      I won't post the anonymously, it's kinda fun, and I want credit. I'd offer to wipe the shit off your ass but if I were you I'd be more worried about the shit spread all over your stupid fuckin' face.

    5. Re:ludicrous. by jmpvm · · Score: 1

      You have no idea what you are talking about. Once you shift out of first gear, you are no longer in 'shitty torque land'. The reason you see 800RWHP Supras running 12s is they are incredibly hard to launch, not to mention hard as hell to control wheelspin w/ that power. You also fail to mention how they will run a ~135mph or so. They are fast as shit, but very hard to launch. Get a clue. And yes, you CAN launch them if you learn how. Please see this and this for just two examples of what learning to drive a Supra can do for you.

  137. ECU vs EPROM by nyet · · Score: 1

    >why would factories bother with a whole new ECU, exhaust, porting, cams, et cetera, if they could get functionally identical results by just blowing a new EPROM?

    the question is ease of install. simply blowing a new eeprom isn't that simple - most advanced ECUs do NOT let you simply blow a new eeprom through the OBD port. you have to resolder a new one on, in which case, while you are in there, you may as well add a way to upgrade the eeprom you just added.

    All this is probably too much for the average customer, so most reputable tuners for these kinds of chips either a) supply their own stock ecus for modding or b) require you to send in your own ecu for modding.

  138. uh... yeah. by seibed · · Score: 1

    Gibberish eh?

    "retard=> later ignition"... you're changing the point at which the cam opens the valves in relation to the piston movement, and via the computer no less.

    and almost all chips require the use of a higher octane rating and take advantage of the extra power it gives you. (via the retard on the cam)

    you sound book smart but experience short.

  139. most turbocharged cars REQUIRE 91 octane minimum by nyet · · Score: 1

    and many tuners offer race gas programs tuned for specific gas.

    run 87 in one of these, and watch the ECU kill the timing - you won't necessarily even detonate, just lose a ton of power and mileage.

  140. ya know, this is really really old news by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    Complete car computer systems have been sold for years. You can easily hook up to your laptop and control the timings, fule flow, boost (if you have a super/turbo charger), suspension (if you have fancy ones), and get very nice and detailed readings for fuel efficiency, torque (or HP) vs RPM's, etc. etc....

    My brother almost got one for his little escort a while back. They're not that expensive (less than 1grand), and very useful. Really good for diagnosing car problems too (if you get that with it).

    I guess car's are new to a lot of computer geeks though :)

  141. intercoolers and octane by nyet · · Score: 1

    >I'd start to worry about charge temperature at 18psi boost (I'm not familiar enough with the 1.8T setup to know if they typically have quality intercoolers, or any intercooler at all).

    There are TONS of aftermarket intercoolers available for most of these FI cars. The stock one works fine for most simple chip applications.

    >You'll also have to bump up to premium gas if the car didn't require it already to prevent detonation caused by the higher temperatures.

    Yes, the audi 1.8t and 2.7tt require 91 oct.

    Again, tuners have addressed detonation and timing issues. Trust me, this is NOT a new art.

  142. The limitations of ECU modification by my02wrxsti · · Score: 4, Informative
    There are significant limitations on what can be achieved by ECU modification alone. Part of the reason why the guy in the article got such a huge performance boost was that the car was turbocharged in the first place. In all likelihood, most of the improvement came from an increase in boost.

    In most modern normally aspirated vehicles ECU modifications do very little (we are talking 10% max) to performance unless the volumetric efficiency of the car is altered first by improving breathing (air filter, intake manifold, throttle body, inlet cam etc), improved exhaust (extractors, free flowing exhaust) or increasing the engine's ability to rev (blueprinting, valve train etc etc). Once these things have been done it is often vital that ECU mods are done to ensure that air/fuel mixtures remain with safe range (not too lean for petrol engines and not to rich for diesels).

    On the flip side we have the behaviour of the stock ECU on many of the more sophisticated modern vehicles: particularly those that have low emissions status. Often traditional mods will not improve performance at all or only for a little while. For example, before the Subaru Impreza WRX was released in the US, a typical first modification was turbo or cat back exhaust. This had the effect of improving flow and also increased boost because the boost control was open loop (no feedback). The new GDB Impreza WRX is no where near as easy to modify. The ECU has closed loop control and will also retard timing to bring power down to stock levels. Another vehicle that does something similar are the LS1 V8 equipped Holden Commodores that we have here in Australia (the four door equivalent of the new Pontiac GTO). These use some form of torque modelling such that any modification will give a short performance boost but within days the ECU will bring torque back to stock levels.

    In short, ECU modification is generally something that is done at the same time as other, more physical modifications.

    1. Re:The limitations of ECU modification by Brew+Bird · · Score: 1

      "Before the WRX was released"... You must be joking, in the US we have had the Mistubishi Eclipse/Eagle Talon since 1990... As well as the Galant VR4, the 3000GT VR4/Stealth. The formula should look familiar, Turbo 4,(or twin turbo 6 for the 3kgt/stealth) AWD, awsome potential. Many daily driven Eclipses are easily making double the HP they came with from the factory.

      Subaru was a late comer in the US, and I look forward to seeing people thrash them here, but there is already a great wealth of experience in extracting insane amounts of power from small engines here, thank you very much!

    2. Re:The limitations of ECU modification by zero_offset · · Score: 1

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    3. Re:The limitations of ECU modification by Brew+Bird · · Score: 1

      yea, I got passed by one of those at LSPR in 2001... of course, I was driving a 50HP pickup truck at the time (it was down by about half it's HP due to the secondary in the carb being stuck closed :( )

      Where they AWD? or just turbo FWD...

      I'm thinking there were Turbo Colts as well (another fine Mitsubishi/DSM product)

    4. Re:The limitations of ECU modification by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      They were FWD. A couple of guys here in Jax FL still have them. One is rather heavily modified and is fairly respectable. Another good 90's turbo domestic was the Daytona. I owned a 93 Pacifica and a 95 Daytona ES. They were quite fast for a 2.2L driving a relatively heavy 2+2, mainly because they ran huge amounts of boost. There was a Maserati BiTurbo I really used to enjoy picking on regularly. Also, the Maserati TC (TC=Turbo Chrysler) was really just a turbo Le Baron. Chrysler has always liked turbos.

      Too bad they never offered them on the Viper. Heck, I'd have actually taken delivery of that 03 SRT-10 I ordered if they'd have given me a turbo. But the damned thing was just too ugly compared to my 01...

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    5. Re:The limitations of ECU modification by Brew+Bird · · Score: 1

      Take the viper to ligenfelter's shop :) they will put a turbo on anything :)

    6. Re:The limitations of ECU modification by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      If I wanted aftermarket forced-induction, I'd do a Roe supercharger (at least partly because Sean Roe is a good friend of mine, and his shop is less than an hour away). But mine is making 525 HP N/A, and that's plenty for road racing. Although, admittedly, the only street car in my racing club that can touch the NA Vipers is a Lingenfelter SC Vette. Not even the Mallet Vette can keep up with my lil' old near-stock RT/10. :)

      Here's a fun sheet from a project they recently completed. MBN Viper ... This is a daily-driven 2002 Final Edition GTS. They calculated peak HP at 1047 -- to the wheels. It sounds like a damned starship at idle.

      Of course, there are turbos, and then there are TURBOS... :)

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  143. Maybe by Wooji · · Score: 1

    You could remove the logging ( Logs - speed, braking, ect.) function also.

    1. Re:Maybe by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      I don't think any cars actually do that, and I've experienced Ford EEC-IV and EEC-V.

  144. VW Golf with 50hp Boost by BadlandZ · · Score: 2
    "But if you think you're going to get another 70ft/lbs of torque in a Honda Civic by just doing that, think again"

    +55hp +80ft/lbs for the 01 AWW engine with a GIAC chips for the 1.8T VW's. It's real for VW's. For a few years, the chip was gated back on the 4 cylinder so it wouldn't cut into v6 sales. Do a search, places like Awe Tuning have proved it on dinos...

    1. Re:VW Golf with 50hp Boost by CptChipJew · · Score: 1

      As I said before, I'm reffering to Honda engines, which are not high in torque by design.

      And as I also said before, larger gains in a VW (Audi) engine would be expected because of the design of the engine.

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    2. Re:VW Golf with 50hp Boost by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      From what I hear, Saab and Volvo turbo engines also see similar gains with a chip.

    3. Re:VW Golf with 50hp Boost by zlexiss · · Score: 1

      It's called raising the boost pressure, which is why you only see such high gains over stock on forced induction engines.

      For NA engines with only intake and catback, expect gains of 5% maybe, not 10-20%.

  145. NY Times REALLY needs more informed writers. by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 5, Informative

    Garage operators across the country say they are seeing more cars with burned-out engines, partly because reprogrammed chips sometimes supply too much fuel and allow turbo pressure to exceed recommended limits.

    I suppose this could make sense with a turbo engine (more gas AND more air), but more gas by itself will just cause horrible emissions and, if anything, a low operating temp. A rich mixture does not fully burn, and indeed ends up cooling the engine some. A lean mixture will burn up an engine. A rich mixture will just smell bad and piss off the EPA.

    (Perhaps inevitably, the hacker culture has also produced automotive pirates who buy legitimate chips from makers then copy the programming onto blank chips, selling the results at sharp discounts.)

    Need I say anything? "Hacker culture" != "Pirate". Grr.

    Partly to combat hackers, many carmakers are using encrypted chips in new models or, like Toyota, have done away with removable memory chips altogether. That has the e-mechanics shifting strategies, either by downloading new software directly into the computer's hard drive...

    Hard Drive? In my car? From the factory? Think not.

    1. Re:NY Times REALLY needs more informed writers. by Adrenochrome · · Score: 2, Informative

      "More gas" taken to excessive levels can also wash the oil off the cylinder walls, leading to premature piston ring wear. It also dilutes the oil, causing a decrease in viscosity that can destroy the crank and rod bearings, camshafts, lifters and valve-stem guides.

      The slower burn of an overly rich mixture also causes high exhaust temperatures which is hard on exhaust valves and their valve seats.

      Finally, it cokes up the head and piston tops something fierce, which causes hot-spotting and leads to pre-ignition.

      Too rich is just as damaging as too lean. It just takes longer for the damage to become apparent.

    2. Re:NY Times REALLY needs more informed writers. by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the downstream parts -- burned up O2 sensors and cats.
      Those aren't given away for free, either.

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  146. Spinal Tap, it goes to 11 quote by miu · · Score: 1
    Don Jolley ... compares some overenthusiastic e-mechanics to the rock musicians in the movie "This Is Spinal Tap," who buy custom-made amplifiers because they go up to "11" instead of the usual "10." "They think if a little power is good, than a lot must be great," Mr. Jolley said.

    Wrong Don, the Spinal Tap quote is funny because '10' and '11' are not a measure of anything - they are just the highest number on the dial. Horsepower and torque are measurements, so while it may be silly to kill gas milleage for an extra 18 horsepower there is an actual change in the power output of the engine.

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  147. Re:ECU? What ECU? by phyrebyrd · · Score: 1

    While true overall, you must first take into account the person maintaining the mechanicals. Sure, it's possible to get well over 200k miles out of an EFI engine, and yes, they are (overall) more efficient than their carburated bretherin... But, cars today are designed to be throw-away vehicles. They aren't BUILT to last.

    And yes, my van drinks gasoline, it's a V8 350 CID. On the same token, I also had a 2000 Dodge Ram 1500 with a 5.7L V8, and it was computer controlled... but I don't notice very much difference in fuel mileage between my 5.6L and the 5.7L the truck had... I believe the van weighs more than the truck did as well, totalling about 4800Lbs. In this, my point is a properly tuned carburated engine will come very close to the fuel consumption charactistics of an identical, or nearly identical, fuel injected engine.

    My point was, dollars per horsepower, mechanical upgrades will always be superior to any electronic upgrade when it comes to performance per dollar spent. Mechanics can only be pushed so hard before they just give up. To get better performance, you must upgrade the mechanical components.

    As far as my Z... The only thing I haven't replaced yet is the ECCU and engine wiring harness, the diagnostics have all pointed to the ECCU as being the problem, or a wireing fault between the engine compartment and the ECCU. I simply haven't taken the time to try a new ECCU yet because I plan to put a Chevy 305 or 350 conversion into it. Simply because I want to try something different. It's a project car, after all. Partial parts list, replaced: New fuel injectors, ignition system, sensors, vacuum lines, hoses, fuel delivery system, etc... all new

    And yes, electronics have come a long way since they first started... But I still have to say that I do not now, nor ever will, trust electronics over mechanics. With mechanics, if something goes wrong, it's typically immediately identifiable... With electronics, there's always something wrong right off the line. It's just a fact. And may the gods help us once Honda starts putting MS Windows into their cars.

    Oh, and I feel the need to mention that my father has had several cars that were fuel injected, all of General Motors origin, that lasted well past 350k miles. When the cars finally came to the end of their lives, it wasn't because the engine failed... It was usually because the cars were totalled by someone plowing into them on an icy road in a snowstorm (3 of his cars have met this fate over the years).

    -Phyre

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  148. impossible to do honest work by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    My dad is an honest guy. He's an excellent mechanic, so he opened a repair shop to get out of the suit and tie for once.

    Business was good, and he did honest work for an honest price, but he just could not make ends meet.

    The sad reality is that auto repair is very expensive work, and the places must cheat you just to make ends meet, less they charge higher rates, and steer away customers, and go out of business.

    It's a nasty world.

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    1. Re:impossible to do honest work by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      I rather see them run out of business than cheat me, any dishonest crook should be out of business not profit and buy a 7 room mansion and porche.

      If they cant make a profit, then increase the cost to the people fairly, people will come back if they know a good job is done and not be totally shafted.

      Eventually if they stuff up fixing an $50000 corvette or something, the rich lawyer will just sue their pants off and then run em into the ground.

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    2. Re:impossible to do honest work by Rip!ey · · Score: 1

      The sad reality is that auto repair is very expensive work, and the places must cheat you just to make ends meet, less they charge higher rates, and steer away customers, and go out of business.

      Hi. I'm a Comp Sys Eng/Comp Sci double degree student at an Australian university. Before returning to study as a mature age student, I worked in the automotive industry as a mechanic for 11 years, and a service advisor for 1 year. And you sir, are full of shit. I had 5 mod points distributed throughout this story, ready to submit, but I can't let this one go without commenting.

      There are plenty of people in the auto mechanical repair industry who do a damn good job, people who are proud of the workmanship they offer, and the quality service they provide. Your right that automotive repairs are expensive, but that is to be expected since quality people attract good wages. The very best never stay in the industry long. They go on to better things.

      If your father couldn't make ends meet, then the reason is simple. He is either a poor businessman, or he really doesn't know the industry, and never bothered to study the trends. To state that the reason for his failure is that everyone else cheats and that he was one of the only honest workshops around is nothing more than a cop-out. Yes, there are crooks in every industry, and automotive repairs are no exception. But in the automotive repair industry itself, the crooks are the exception, and not the norm. I spent 12 years in it. I should know.

      In regards to the main story, I'd like to post an example of how a simple and seemingly safe engine modification can cause an engine to disintegrate. This is a real-life example that has caused verhicle owners to have warranty claims for an engine rebuild rejected. It is not a construct of my imagination.

      The vehicle in question is a twin sequential turbocharged model that sells for a premium well above the price of your average family saloon. The engine has an induction system that sources intake air from in front of the vehicle. Some customers were replacing the air cleaner with an aftermarket high-flow unit that worked by removing part of the air cleaner casing. This infortunately meant that the intake air was sourced from under the bonnet instead, and with twin turbochargers installed this was significantly hotter than the engine was engineered to allow for.

      At high speeds/high loads the mixtures would lean out in a manner that the control system couldn't compensate for and the excessive combustion temps and lean mixtures caused the engines to self destruct. We had a service bulletin distributed by the manufacturer instructing us that any warranty claims resulting from a vehicle fitted with a similar unit that developed such a problem (it is easy to identify the cause when you strip the engine down) would be rejected.

      Now consider for a moment that a similar occurance *could* result from a tech fiend remapping the ignition/fuel systems in the control unit.

      New vehicle warranties are intended to cover the vehicle as it was delivered from the factory. They are not intended to cover issues that may arise as a result of non-approved modifications done at the behest of the owner. If you modify your vehicle, you assume responsibility for any consequences.

    3. Re:impossible to do honest work by juhaz · · Score: 1

      The sad reality is that auto repair is very expensive work, and the places must cheat you just to make ends meet, less they charge higher rates, and steer away customers, and go out of business.

      If they can't get customers without resorting to cheating, then they shouldn't even try to do the goddamnit business.

      Cutting corners on cars might end up costing someones life.

    4. Re:impossible to do honest work by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      Most new businesses fail. It's hard to get started in any industry - that's not a poor reflection on your father, that's just how it works.

      Maybe your father wasn't charging enough for his fair work. If business was good, then obviously he was getting a lot of customers that would have gone elsewhere. It's possible they were all coming to him because he was undercharging.

  149. Re:Uh. no. Its because he probably has a 1.8 turbo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tubochargers do not add significant torque to engines, they add significant horsepower. But thanks for playing.

  150. Re:uh... yeah. by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

    "retard=> later ignition"... you're changing the point at which the cam opens the valves in relation to the piston movement, and via the computer no less.

    Well, if you'd like me to correct you again? :)

    You clearly seem to not be appreciating the fact that the cam is a hard, fixed, physical lump of _metal_. It can _not_ be changed in the vast, vast majority of cars. (there are a few high-end engines with mildly adjustable cam timing). The cam controls when the _valves_ are lifted, and for how long. Neither cams, nor valves , nor the timing thereof have anything to do with ignition, least not immediately, and the term "retard" in engine tuning almost always refers to ignition timing.

    Ignition, and the advance or retardation of it is controlled by when the spark plug fires, which is _is_ controlled by the ECU.

    You're mixing up valve timing, which is nearly always fixed and can not (generally) be changed without major work, often involving replacement of aforementioned physical bits of metal (ie camshaft), with ignition as done by the spark plugs, which _is_ variable and controllable by the ECU.

    almost all chips require the use of a higher octane rating and take advantage of the extra power it gives you. (via the retard on the cam)

    "via the retard on the cam"? That means _nothing_. And yes, you might to need use higher octane fuel, and _NO_ the extra power had _nothing_ to do with the fuel. The higher octane fuel is required to prevent the engine blowing itself up. Higher octane fuel is merely more resistant to detonation, that is the definition of the octane rating. It does not release extra energy.

    you sound book smart but experience short.

    Yeah, possibly, I stick to the easy stuff, maintenance and basic tuning. Major stuff I go to my tuner. However, I have a funny feeling I have more experience than you :)

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  151. Good reason for power by MoebiusStreet · · Score: 1

    Everyone here seems to believe that the only reason for greater performance in a car is to go fast. Forget about horsepower for a moment, and consider the torque. This allows you to accelerate more quickly. Here in New Jersey, that's a safety feature, believe it or not. With our traffic congestion, being able to blend into traffic from an on ramp is critical.

    1. Re:Good reason for power by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      > Here in New Jersey, that's a safety feature ... I'm from NJ. The problem is that congested traffic frequently doesn't move faster than 25 mph, making merging power more or less a moot point at those times. That being said, even on US Rt. 22 - the one with the short Uturn lanes in the center median - I've never felt uncomfortable driving a car with "only" 115 hp (Volvo 245). I've just held it in a lower gear for longer when I needed more acceleration. I've also driven on the highway at 80-90mph for several hours at a stretch with nary a complaint from the car. That being said, you do realize that some of the '80's BMWs (325e,528e) had only 121hp on tap, and weren't accused of being slow, especially with a manual gearbox.

  152. Hacking cars is OK by xixax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like anything, as long as you fully understand what you are doing, it's perfectly safe. In fact, most people with professional technical qualifications are probably brighter and more careful than many auto mechanics, and I know from experience, that at least I know that I will do the job *right*. The important thing is that people are willing to learn how to do things right. I will still leave jobs to the professionals when:
    - It would take too much time to learn and do
    - It needs expensive, specialised tools
    - It needs more skills/tools than I have just now
    - It's a horrible job

    As for the original article, that's old news. Enhanced chips and programmable chips have been available for years. The good ones do more than extend the fuel map past the programmed maximum, it's really important that they take into account stuff like the EFI's fuel delivery capacity, many, many chipped cars have been ruined because a badly programmed chip leaves the top end too lean. Buy any magazine about high performance 4 cylinder cars.

    Xix.

    Xix.

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    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
    1. Re:Hacking cars is OK by Taos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your criteria for leaving it to the professionals is pretty much the same as my own. However, I have more balls than brains, so I often attempt to do many things I shouldn't. Only once, however, have I had to take it apart and put it back together again after I thought it was done.

      The key to amature mechanics is to know someone very good who is willing to teach you what you need to know. Shortly after buying my car I went on the search for a mechanic who would not only maintain my car, but teach me what I needed to know to do the job myself. Sunday afternoon, I replace the sway bar links in the front and the pitman arms in the back. Hopefully this will tighten up the last things on my suspension and it will be good as new again.

      As for what I drive, a 1988 BMW 535is. If you're in the Dallas area, and drive a BMW or Mercedes that is out of warranty, forget the dealer, take it to Carlton's Autohaus. He's behind the Ti campus at 635 and 75. He's great to deal with, knows these cars backwards and forwards, and is willing to teach you what you need to know. Nicest guy you will ever meet too.

      I feel kind of bad now that I have moved out of my apartment and into a house with a garage and can work on my own car again. I've given that guy a ton of business in the first 6 months I've owned the car.

      Rich

  153. hp = torque * rpm by nyet · · Score: 1

    but you knew that.

    funny how they keep adding turbos to big diesel engines to get torque. I guess they must be going about it all wrong and shouldn't bother.

  154. Re:uh... yeah. by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

    "retard=> later ignition"... you're changing the point at which the cam opens the valves in relation to the piston movement, and via the computer no less.

    Ok, I think you're talking specifically about variable-valve timing engines, eg Honda VTEC probably being one of the best known. I've no idea what kind of adjustibility these systems have via ECU (VTEC seems not be terribly adjustible) - bike engines tend not to have variable-valve timing, too much dead weight :). These chips tend to have most effect by changing the fuel and ignition maps. (given that variable valve timing is not that wide spread, yet)

    (eg the example in the news article referred to a VW TDI - which doesnt have variable valve timing).

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  155. DUPLICATE POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dupe

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/04/05/0134 21 3

  156. 'Performance Ride' by MarcQuadra · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just feed speed to the nearest underage goth girl. the insurance is cheaper.

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    "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
  157. goddamn bunch of pussies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i've rebuilt engines (motorcycle, car, etc) v-8s, flat fours, put cams in them, high perf carbs, ignitions.

    yet almost everyone here says "no don't do it, a loose bolt could kill the children!!"

    piss off all you wanks! i love riding my dynojetted, aftermarket exhaust, regeared suzuki sv650.

    Pussies!

  158. www.goapr.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their V-tune product sounds like what you want.

  159. question by jcgf · · Score: 1

    when do we hack the planet?

  160. Call me crazy by mog007 · · Score: 1

    If I'm reading this right, and I think I am... it's now possible to overclock... A CAR?!?!?!?!?!

    First there were those neons and decals that cover cars, and they also cover computers.... now we can also overclock them. Of course it should be noted that the people that have the cathodes and decals won't really overclock, because the cathodes do the job of the overclocking.

    1. Re:Call me crazy by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      nono, not overclocking. Think of it this way:

      The car company has to make everyone happy. So, they make their firmware a little sloppy. Stomp on the gas, and throttle may not respond as quickly as you want - because grandma doesn't expect it to.

      The car company doesn't want to make you run on high-octane gasoline, but your local gas station has 94PON, and you don't mind paying for it. Nowadays, you have to adjust timing in the computer.

      Also, there's emissions tests. So, for instance, they might run an engine a tad lean so that the numbers ALWAYS come up good. They can also run an engine a tad rich to keep it cooler.

      Also, transmission shift points and firmness can be controlled. Ever notice how you can barely feel the shift on an automatic transmission? That's lost power. With a little code, you can have neck-snapping shifts. Also better on the transmission.

      Better fuel economy is gotten from tighter fuel injection timings (example, if you're spraying for 10ms, and for 2ms of that, the valve isn't even open, why not just spray for 8ms?), and better spark management (Give spark at 18 degrees before top dead center, and all fuel is burnt. Give spark at 11 degrees before top dead center, and it isn't. More power.)

  161. The text of Scientology's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    secret level "Operating Thetan III" was posted to Slashdot.

    It was subsequently removed by the editors, at the request of Scientology's lawyers.

    They are therefore responsible for the content of every comment that is posted.

    I'm surprised you didn't already know that. The editors probably aren't too proud of it either.

  162. Cagers.... by UncleBri · · Score: 1

    Get a motorcycle. A stock bike will blow away most anything on the road. And if the traffic backs up, split lanes!

    All this for $10K or less.

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  163. Or, this can IMPROVE your car by MoebiusStreet · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The only way to get 100 more hp from just software is if you have a turbo engine with an electronic wastegate.

    You pulled that "100 hp" out of the air: nowhere in the article is such a claim made.

    However, significant gains can be made in some areas without running afoul of your first failure mode. If you are willing to commit to always using high-octane fuel, for example, then you can safely derive significant benefit by changing the ignition advance settings in the ROM maps.

    Other useful features can be added to your ECU as well. Consider the products from TechnoMotive. You can add security so that the engine will only start if you tap a secret code on the gas pedal. You can make instrumentation display many different data -- helping you prevent the types of failures you mention. You can even have bugs from the manufacturer fixed:

    Wouldn't it be nice if the engine computer turned off the air conditioner when the RPMs got too high or when you put your foot through the floor? There is really no reason why it can't - on the DSMs, the ECU has direct control of the air conditioner clutch relay! Not only are you robbed of performance due to the drag of the air conditioner compressor, but you are risking the health of the compressor by driving it at such high RPM. A couple people have actually had the compressor "explode" when they missed a shift and ended up driving the compressor at over 7000 RPM.

    ObDisclaimer: not associated with TMO in any way, but have heard great things from their customers.

    1. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      OK, my example of a 100hp gain is a little exagerrated, but the article did say 70 lbft more torque from just a chip in the VW TDI engine. You can get a little more power from ignition advance and fuel mixture in a naturally aspirated engine, but the only way to get a lot more power from software only is to raise the turbo boost, at least until you hit the limits of detonation and cooling. There's a few engines that are underclocked by the factory and can be easily uncorked by a chip, but they're the exception. One of them is the VW 1.8 turbo engine. They made 150hp, 180hp and 225hp versions of that engine.

    2. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      Consider the products from TechnoMotive [tmo.com]. You can add security so that the engine will only start if you tap a secret code on the gas pedal.
      How useful is this, really? Most modern cars already have very good security, ie. they will only start if the (eeeevil) RFID thingy in the ignition key is detected. According to the police, the security is so good that most car thieves will just swap out the car electronics with a hacked version... but by far the most popular method for stealing expensive cars is to break into your house first and simply take the keys!
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    3. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      but by far the most popular method for stealing expensive cars is to break into your house first and simply take the keys!

      Exactly why tapping a code on the gas pedal sounds like a neat idea. Even a car jacker would get screwed. My last car actually had a switch as part of the alarm system with an engine cutoff - if you got car jacked, just tap the alarm switch (it would look very natural, as you were getting out of the car - it was next to the manual shift). The engine would cut off after 1/4 mile. Never had to test it, luckily.

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    4. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by jd678 · · Score: 1

      The VAG 1.8T (originally Audi engine, later used by VW) does differ between the versions. The 150 and 180s are only changed by software, but the 225 is a much stronger engine (better pistons etc), has a bigger turbo (K04 rather than a K03), and I think bigger injectors, but not sure on that.

      Yeah, there are companies taking the 150/180s upto about 220hp on software only, but it's not going be reliable in the long run.

    5. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be nice if the engine computer turned off the air conditioner when the RPMs got too high or when you put your foot through the floor? There is really no reason why it can't - on the DSMs, the ECU has direct control of the air conditioner clutch relay! Not only are you robbed of performance due to the drag of the air conditioner compressor, but you are risking the health of the compressor by driving it at such high RPM. A couple people have actually had the compressor "explode" when they missed a shift and ended up driving the compressor at over 7000 RPM.

      Funny, my old 1988 Nissan has a mechanically activated switch to turn off the compressor whenever the car is under hard acceleration. Newer cars don't do this anymore?

    6. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by slasher999 · · Score: 1
      You pulled that "100 hp" out of the air: nowhere in the article is such a claim made.


      Of course he did. No one would expect an increase of 100hp from a chip mod. If anyone reading this does expect a 100hp increase from a chip mod, please contact me. I have some replacement chips for your car I'd like to sell you.


      Seriously though, the original poster made some good points. However, "hidden" hp isn't uncommon. The manufacturers know the cars aren't generally going to need as much power as the engine can put out, so they tune the motors based on the other parts used in the vehicle and to meet the other specs set forth for the vehicle.


      The biggest jumps I've ever seen have been in diesel pickups. Take a F350 or Silverado 3500 and you get get some serious power if you know what you are doing.

    7. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by Listen+Up · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are not correct, nor is the article this story is based upon. For a normally aspirated engine, there are only a handful of ways to increase your engine's output:

      1) Increased Compression
      2) Increased Bore
      3) Increased Stroke
      4) Different Cam Profile
      5) Change in Air/Fuel Map
      6) Decrease in exhaust backpressure and increased intake flow
      7) Increased maximum RPM

      Of these options, only the A/F maps and a very, very, very small amount of timing advance can be controlled by the engine's computer alone (I will discuss #7 later).

      To directly address one point, all modern engines contain automatic predetonation protection which automatically adjusts your engine's timing based on a combination of the octane of fuel used, humidity levels, altitude, temperature, O2 and predetonation sensors. Therefore, running 93 octane fuel will cause your timing to advance to its safest level on 93 octane for the conditions in which you are driving. For a naturally aspirated engine, that is about as good as you are going to get. No engine reprogramming is going to change that.

      In case anyone is wondering why 'chipping' your engine is so popular for the normally aspirated crowd is because most maps are designed to increase power under 'partial throttle'. All performance tuning that gets spec'd is based on engine output at wide open throttle (WOT). At this point the engine is running in a condition called 'closed loop', meaning that the engine computer is not running the show, but is running one single A/F map and feeding gas, which is perfectly fine because at WOT that is what you want. At all other times, the engine is running in 'open loop' mode, which is where you will be driving 99.9% of the time. The 'open loop' A/F mapping is where performance improvements really come into play by adding an aftermarket 'chip'. You will not be gaining any real horsepower from your engine, but it will 'feel' faster and respond faster because, in reality, it is running A/F maps which will eliminate partial throttle fuel economy in exchange for mid-range engine output.

      Now, before someone says BHP=(RPM*TORQUE)/5252 when I mention raising the RPM's to gain BHP, you need to know what you are talking about first. That equation is very, very simplified and doesn't take into account factors such as your fuel injectors duty cycles limitations, intake manifold limitations, engine spark limitations, fuel pump limitations, connecting rod force limitations, and intake and exhaust flow limitations. Almost all engines are designed for maximum BHP at redline and any more RPM's will either gain you nothing or will actually decrease BHP output.

      The only factors that can increase real BHP output in a normally aspirated engine is a combination of ECU reprogramming and proper engine building. If you want to see real gains in BHP to the levels of 18+ BHP and 18+ ft.lb. torque, you would increase your intake volume, increase your exhaust volume which includes new exhaust headers, a high flow catalytic converter (because your flow is limited to the most restricted part in the system), and a 'catback' exhaust system, ported cylinder heads (if needed), and new camshafts. With that combination, a new ECU program can significantly improve the output of a normally aspirated engine.

      For me, I am a turbocharged fanatic, and for me there are a ton of other options available to increase engine output. But, even for a forced induction system, you need to properly build your engine and complete system before any real, and safe gains, can be made.

      And to make another quick point, engines which contain technology such as variable valve timing can take advantage of special tuning, because in that exact case, the ECU does have control over camshaft profiles. But, that is another discussion for another time and includes another set of interesting and inter-related factors.

    8. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by gagy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The whole idea behind the TDI is fuel Economy. Yes, you can get more torque out of the thing by tweaking the chip, but you're going to use hell of a lot more diesel in the process, hence defeating the whole purpose of actually buying a VW TDI.

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    9. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      You pulled that "100 hp" out of the air: nowhere in the article is such a claim made.

      Actually, I believe he got it from the parent comment to which he responded.

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    10. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by racermd · · Score: 1

      It's actually easier for someone to tow your vehicle away and replace the locks and electronics later, at their own pace. Ride with a few manufacturer-hired repo-men for a while to get an idea of how easily this works.

      The most sophistocated security system made won't prevent your car from being towed, unless you made it more costly to tow the vehicle than the vehicle (or contract) is worth.

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    11. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      It was common with the computers for some models of Skoda cars here. Some owners deployed a countermeasure: they swapped the power lines in both the car connector and inside the computer unit, so when a thief came and plugged his own unit in, it fried instantly.

    12. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      OK, my example of a 100hp gain is a little exagerrated

      I actually recall a chip for the Audi 2.7T that would do this. Normal mode was a mild tweak that took it from 250hp to 275hp. But you could signal it somehow to put it into a trick mode that would up it to around 350hp for short bursts. It would kill the mode after a while if you didn't to prevent serious engine strain, but Audi built those engines very well. Man, I wanted a A6 2.7T Quattro with the 6 speed bad, but I wound up getting the Infiniti G35 6MT for about $7k less

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    13. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      Just to be complete, you can also see horsepower gains from:
      1. Using lighter components in the valvetrain to reduce mechanical losses. This is the idea behind aluminum block engines. Only drawback is that heavy loads are more likely to wreck the engine than when using a cast (or even better, forged) iron block. I think (?) that racing engines use special alloys for this.
      2. Adding a heat resistant coating, usually ceramic, inside the combustion chamber and the exhaust in order to reduce wasted heat energy. This idea is catching on, but it is relatively pricey and only gives a few percent gain.
      3. Reducing oil to the minimal recommended level reduces power lost to churning the crank through the oil pan. This adds a few horsepower back into the system, but if you let your oil level drop below the minimum you're in for a world of hurt in a hurry.

      You can also see increased performance by reducing the vehicle weight or changing your transmission gearing ratios. The former improves your power to weight ratio, while the latter will put more torque to the ground at the cost of fuel economy.

      Adding tires with better grip (and if your vehicle doesn't already have it adding a limited slip differential) will provide for better traction when accelerating, which can also make a big difference.

      If you ever reply to this - is there any book/website with information on what to look for when you're trying to decide whether to turbocharge an engine? I love turbos, but I'm deathly afraid of blowing it up so I don't want to take any risks.

    14. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by shamino0 · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't it be nice if the engine computer turned off the air conditioner when the RPMs got too high or when you put your foot through the floor?

      Funny, my old 1988 Nissan has a mechanically activated switch to turn off the compressor whenever the car is under hard acceleration. Newer cars don't do this anymore?

      My 1991 Geo Prizm also did this. Much to my discomfort when driving over the Pennsylvania mountains on a hot summer day with three passengers and their baggage. The AC would cut off while going up every steep hill, and come back on while going down the other side. Making me and my passengers sweat a lot.

      I would assume that my current car (a 2002 Prizm) does the same thing. (I haven't made that trip in this car yet.) Of course, the 2002 has a 125hp engine (compared with the 85hp engine of the 1991 model), so it may not have to turn off the AC while driving up those hills.

    15. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually 100hp is believable in certain Diesel applications. I tune all Fords and with the Powerstroke Diesels you can get 100hp easy and gobs of torque. Basically you are removing alot of the emissions functions.

    16. Re:Or, this can IMPROVE your car by Listen+Up · · Score: 1

      www.wrxforum.com

      That is one of the best sites for information on turbocharging a vehicle, but is very specific to Subaru engines. That is where I first began learning the most about Subaru engines. From there I am completely self-taught, and you can also know I am far beyond educationally qualfied enough to teach myself in this field, although I still ask questions from time to time. I am currently building my 2001 Subaru 2.5RS into a compelte replica 2001 Subaru WRX STi RA JDM and I currently race SCCA Autocross and soon SCCA ProRally.

      The rest of the information I gained was from hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hours over the past many years reading websites and books, searching the internet for information, and emailing tuning companies and fellow engine builders and tuners about questions I have. Another place I have gained a ton of information is from Amazon. Look for books written by Corky Bell and turbocharging tuning, espically Subaru and other turbo charging books.

      The most important step to take beyond gaining the mechanical engineering knowledge of turbocharging and engine tuning (which should take you many years to fully understand and master) is to pick your engine and memorize every single fact and spec on that engine. Live that engine. Learn about engines in the same family. Learn about the engine families history. Find all of its limitations and strengths. Then, plan your turbo charging work from there. And after that, expand you knowledge to other engines, both turbo and non-turbo.

      If you would like, let me know and I would be more than happy to share my personal knowledge with you. I am always very, very happy to share what I know. You can drop me an email at my personal email address and I will very happy to talk and mentor you the best that I can.

      And just to point out, #1 isn't exactly true. The reliability of an engine block is very much a function of its ability to cool as much as it is the engines ability to handle thermal and physical stresses. And I would not recommend #3 as you really gain absolutely nothing in return for the chance at a completly destroyed engine. If you want bigger returns on performance, buy a lighter flywheel and leave the engine oil alone.

      Talk to ya later.

  164. Re:uh... yeah. by seibed · · Score: 1

    you are correct (my mistake) on the cam... but its still the (and the stroke of the pistons) relative position to the spark (as you say) that determines the amount that the fuel/air mixture is compressed which is directly relevant to the amount of power which is produced... which leads me to my next point, I hope i did not imply that higher octane fuel has more energy... simply put, that energy can be harnessed more effectively by allowing greater compression before combustion. Hence in a tuned engine (chipped) greater power can be made from the same amount of fuel, though the potential energy of it had never changed. you might have gone from burning it with a 78% efficiency instead of a 74% efficiency for example, but I really have no idea what the real numbers would be.

  165. Don't touch your brakes? Disagree! by Osty · · Score: 1

    Brakes, for instance, are things that you should be really really sure about before doing anything other than looking at them or refilling fluids

    Modern disk brake systems are extremely simplistic and amenable to shade-tree mechanic work. Not counting the time to jack up my car, it takes less than 20 minutes to change brake pads all around. My dealer would charge me 2 hours @ $90/hr. Changing the rotors is not that much more difficult given the proper tools. If I really take my time, I could do an entire brake job (rotors, pads, fluid, and start the process of bedding in the pads) on my car in under two hours. In fact, the most important thing about working on your own brakes is making sure you remember to torque your lug nuts/bolts to the proper spec after you've put on the wheels and lowered the car. Failing to do so will find you wheeless down the street. You won't even have time to find out whether or not your brake job went well.


    Drum brakes are a completely different matter, and you should leave those to the pros. Chances are, though, that your most important brakes (the fronts) are disk even if you have drums in the rear. You can still change the pads and rotors on the front yourself, saving money and learning at the same time.


    Even if you're not going to do more than just inspect your brakes, you should get gauges to measure the remaining pad material and rotor thickness, and know the tolerances. Many dealers consider brake jobs to be cash cows, because few people really know what's going on. I've heard of more than a few that recommend rotor changes with each pad change, which is complete BS. Also, if you're topping off your fluid, make sure you use the right DOT spec fluid (don't mix DOT 3 and 4, for instance, since they're drastically different formulae) and don't fill past the line. The reservoir needs that empty space for you to be able to brake. If you top right up to the cap you're either going to have a big corrosive mess of spilled fluid or you're not going to be able to brake at all.

  166. I'd say the biggest design flaw there.. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    Is the fact that it's a sports car with an automatic transmission. Really, manual is more efficient, and more fun to drive!

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  167. This isn't new by LighthouseJ · · Score: 1

    Ever since ODB-II, there have been onboard computers to change various systems in cars. The Volkswagen-Audi Group (VAG) has their VAG-COM tool for Volkswagen, Audi, Seat and Skoda to read a plethora of information and can change lots of settings. No "hacking" is needed, it is somewhat pricey ($229) but it won't void your warranty and you're not trying to re-invent the wheel. I know of individuals that own this tool that would be interested in loaning their VAG-COM out (by shipping or other means) to people.

    In my car (an Audi), you can use the climate control display and have it output lots of speeds, voltages, temperatures and other paramters of many different parts of the car. It has a Diagnostic Trouble Code readout where it tells you what part of the car may be wrong. It also has 2 "graphic" modes where it uses each segment of the climate control display to display the status of different factors affecting the A/C Compressor and Alternator. So if the battery keeps dying, you can go to the diagnostic channel that displays the switches relevant to the Alternator and see if some switch is on when it shouldn't, or vice versa. This onboard tool can give some insight, but with the VAG-COM tool, you can get more specific answers.

  168. Yes...you're a pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Have I missed something?"

    Yes. Some of us like to have fun.

    You know...fun, like when you go skiing at 50 MPH down a ski slope.

    Or the fun from when you practice judo and throw each other through the air.

    Or the fun from when you ride a roller-coaster.

    Or the fun you get from sky-diving.

    Or bungee jumping

    Or just living.

    Get over it.

  169. You'll never understand... by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    In what way is transporting oneself from point A to point B "awesome"?

    Easy.

    It is when, at the hands of a car you love from the sound of the exhaust to the way the fenders flare, with the windows down and the wind through your hair, the sun on your arms...you approach a corner, heel-toe downshift matching revs perfectly so the car's balance is not disturbed- and smoothly turn in and add just the right throttle...all done out of instinct born from experience, rather than calculated thought. The turbo whistles, the engine roars, the tires sing... as ten thousand pieces of metal, rubber and plastic struggle, half trying to push you right off the curve with acceleration, and half keeping you on it.

    For a few seconds, everything- you, your 3600lb hunk of flying metal, the road- all work together in perfect harmony, and you're the conductor. You sail through the corner like the very hand of god guided you, and the only thing you can think about is the road that lies in front of you while the pit of your stomach says to your brain, "bravo!"

  170. BMW by greysky · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those of you with a BMW, Bavarian Autosport sells pre-modded chips that are tuned to specific models of BMWs.

  171. Dream on, rice-boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If I spend $7,000 on performance parts the car will be able to drag against dodge vipers that cost around $60,000"

    Sure it will.

    Right. You can get 400 HP out of 1.8l.

    Right.

    Sure. Do you still believe in the easter bunny too? And Santa Claus.

    You ricers crack me up. When I look in my rear view mirror at you getting smaller. If you want a performance car, buy a performance car. its cheaper and it goes faster.

    If you think otherwise, you're kidding yourself.

    1. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. You can get 400 HP out of 1.8l.

      Yes, you can. Pretty darn easily too. You just need to start with a Volkswagen 1.8T, and do a little bit of work. Start with 180-225 HP (from the TT), chip, turbo, injector, intercooler, and you're there. Might not be that cheap, but pretty easy to do.

    2. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by Goldfinger7400 · · Score: 1

      The Spec V is actually a 2.5 Liter V4 with 170HP and 180Torque. I have one and have found it to be a rather well engineered vehicle compared to the Hondas, Acuras and Toyotas. When test driving Hondas, they did indeed feel like toys and I do laugh at those who'd put tons of "performance" parts on them (they'd probably break into a dozen pieces if they hit a pothole too hard). The Nissan felt really solid though, and reminded me more of a European car than anything. With some more parts it could probably be a lot more fun to drive even, but I still kind of doubt whether it will be winning any races against vipers.

    3. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude racing isn't about HP. And I've never driven "rice" in my whole life. My first car was a Mustang with a 5.0 liter cobra that put out over 300 rwhp. The sentra would blow it away if it had 300 hp at the wheels, it's 1,000 lbs less than the weight of my mustang. My sentra with 300hp would probably destroy most cars on the road too. Also helps a bit to change the rear gear ratio (although it'll take away from the top end, but in the 1/4 mile and during auto-x events the car will accelerate much faster.) I can also change my clutch and flywheel to something lighter to increase the hp at the wheels (a heavy flywheel and clutch will reduce the amount of hp that goes to the wheels because they need more power to spin.) Anyway there's a lot of stuff like that to be done cheaply that will help you beat vipers in a 4 banger.

    4. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Dude racing isn't about HP. And I've never driven "rice" in my whole life. My first car was a Mustang with a 5.0 liter cobra that put out over 300 rwhp. The sentra would blow it away if it had 300 hp at the wheels, it's 1,000 lbs less than the weight of my mustang. My sentra with 300hp would probably destroy most cars on the road too. Also helps a bit to change the rear gear ratio (although it'll take away from the top end, but in the 1/4 mile and during auto-x events the car will accelerate much faster.) I can also change my clutch and flywheel to something lighter to increase the hp at the wheels (a heavy flywheel and clutch will reduce the amount of hp that goes to the wheels because they need more power to spin.) Anyway there's a lot of stuff like that to be done cheaply that will help you beat vipers in a 4 banger.

      And my car has a 2.5 liter engine with 175hp, add a turbo kit, 230 (that's a small estimate too), add exhaust, headers, cold air intake, cams, probably take it up to 260, new fuel pump, injectors, valves, pistons, timing changes, increased turbo boost (thanks to the newly changed pistons and valves), bored and polished engine, new and tuned ECU, and the car will probably put out close to (and probably even more than) 300hp, then their's weight reduction that can be done, by this time the car's probably doing a ~12 sec 1/4 mile. There's also NOS that can probably give the car another second on the 1/4 mile (maybe more, these are just low estimates)

    5. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, you are just 2 fast, 2 furious.

      According to this, your car is at 2710lbs curb weight:

      http://autos.yahoo.com/newcars/d/nissan04sentras er /specv/trim_specs.html?content=specs&refsrc=gg le

      According to this, my car (93 5.0 LX)weighs 2775lbs

      http://auto.consumerguide.com/auto/used/reviews/ fu ll/index.cfm/id/2036

      You can keep thinking that your spec v type r supercharged nissan nawwwssss is awesome though. I am sure with the Vtec, stickers, and coffee can exhaust you can run low 8's. Next time you are in Denver, look for the black Mustang and we will see.

      ps. If you get flames to come out of your muffler I heard it drops 2 seconds in the 1/4 mile.

    6. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're deluding yourself.

      Is it *possible* to get 400HP out of 1.8l. Of course. A turbo, with special valvetrain, cams etc etc.

      But taking a street 1.8l and getting 400HP out of it? Yeah, for about 10 seconds before it blows up. Its simply impossible for a street engine to make this HP for very long and live.

      And certainly a 1.8l Nissan ain't gonna beat a Viper. I don't care if you pour $40K of mods into that rice bucket. It ain't happening. Just arguing the point makes me feel dirty-ricey.

    7. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually your car weights 3,010 according to this.

      But the questions not how much your car weighs, my mustang weighs well over 3,500 lbs and it's still damned fast (which means if my sentra had the same amount of hp, it'd be faster than the mustang since it weighs less.) And which part of my comments did I mention coffee can exhausts, running low 8's, vtec (dude that's fucking honda), superchargers (superchargers and turbochargers are two very different things, turbos run off your cars exhaust, supers run from your cars timing belt, supers give you all around hp while a turbo increases the high rpm hp.)

      I don't put stickers on my car, it doesn't have NOS (it probably won't ever get any, but NOS does increase a cars speed, a lot of mustangs running below 10 have NOS so don't knock it), it will get a turbo kit one day and they do add tons of hp (which is why they cost $3,000+) I was going to get a supercharger for my mustang but I didn't have the money, then I moved and gave my sister the car, it had everything setup for it except the supercharger itself. No I'm never getting any body kits on my sentra, however I will get new wheels (gonna get some 17" 12lb konix) and that will probably be the only external thing. And dude if you get flames to come out of your muffler, you'll probably burn your paint. Where did you come up with this ignorance? Do I actually come off as a ricer? I really doubt it since I'm far from being a ricer. Maybe you're angry that I have two cars, one of them is yours (and probably faster since it has a motor from a cobra and a ton of add ons like a cam, headers, ignition kit, flowmasters, etc) and I know more about both of them than you do?

    8. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      You are all missing an important point.

      You may add on to get the ponies, but the is no replacement for displacement.

      The viper will be stomping 4 bangers on it's original parts (all smog and street legal BTW) long after your nissan (no offence at all meant) has gotten it's first bottom end rebuild.

      You don't really think your crankstaft and valve train are going to hold up long with 300+ HP hammering on it, do you?

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    9. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by matfud · · Score: 1

      >You may add on to get the ponies, but the is no replacement for displacement.

      I must counter. High reving engines can easily compete with lage displacement engines.

      Admittedly they tend to need more maintenence and
      sound horrible but they are a very good alternative.

    10. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point was that it's not a 1,000 lb difference (well, in your case it is almost I guess).

      As far as all the crap I posted, that was drunken ranting. Superchargers don't run off your timing belt btw, it's the accessory belt. If you have ever seen the movie 2 Fast 2 Furious, you would know where I came up with the flames coming out of the muffler. Peak HP doesn't have as much to do with performance as people think. You need to look at average HP and torque curves, but whatever. I wasn't knocking NOS either, but lots of import guys that don't have a clue (not saying that's you) think if they have it they are invincible.

      I guess I am just a redneck from Ohio and am biased against FWD cars that have names like SpecV, SiR, and crap like that. If you are going to have a name like that, you better back it up (like a Cobra R) and not have under 200hp. But hey, at least you can drive your car in the rain and snow.

      I wasn't talking about racing your Mustang, it sounds like a decent car. Your Nissan, however, is a performance wannabe. According to an Edmunds review your car ran 16.2 in the 1/4 mile. Mine ran 14 seconds flat, stock (and I have the timeslips to prove it).

      http://www.edmunds.com/reviews/comparison/articl es /100452/page007.html

      Why not get a turbo kit for the Mustang and just use the Nissan as a daily driver? 500hp+ and 500+ torque for $4-5000 not sound good? I am not trying to have a pissing contest here, but why try to make a family car that has a little more pep than normal into something it's not? To each their own I guess.

    11. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      distinction there eh?

      High revving was not my point.

      Bulletproof bottom end (designed and balanced for high revs at HIGH TORQUE LEVELS) will far outlast
      an aftermarket hopped up block.

      IT's not rocket science. Think Hemi (old style 426) VS Buick Grand National (remember them?)

      One was solid ponys (and scary torque levels),

      the other? a 6 banger with a strapped on supercharger.

      Guess which one still runs (and wins) today?

      While I completely agree that strapping on aftermarket gear is FUN, it's by no means anywhere near as reliable as a factory hi-po set up.

      The factory HAS to WARRANTEE the WHOLE CAR. The aftermarket people, just their product.

      Feel free to disagree, but I think I (just may) have the entire muscle car history on my side here.

      P.S. I have been both routes in my youth, and the reality nowadays leaves your option the only option, given smog laws and such.

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    12. Re:Dream on, rice-boy by matfud · · Score: 1

      > IT's not rocket science. Think Hemi (old style
      > 426) VS Buick Grand National (remember them?)
      Nope, Im not american. I think I know what you are talking about though.

      I also was not talking about customising the
      engine. There are many sports cars with small(ish)
      engines that produce very high levels of HP/
      torque due to high revs. (Ferrari, lotus, etc). (some of these use high revs AND large
      displacement)

      Formula 1 are the exemplar of this approach.
      In general Smaller engines == lighter engines. The
      lack of raw volume can be compensated for by high
      revs (19000 rpm, 3 litre engines that put out a
      bit less then 1000 hp (thats 300 hp/litre (no
      turbo or super chargers allowed))

      But, as I said, high reving engines do not sound
      nice and are put under an awful lot of stress
      which means more frequent service and parts
      changes.

  172. Re:Don't touch your brakes? Disagree! by Taos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Brakes are the one part of the car that always amuses me. I'm the same way, I change my own brakes, they're easy. Think of it this way: Engineers know that brakes are a part that wear down. They are designed to wear, be replaced, and done easily. (It's really the reason behind the industry moving to disk brakes in the first place, incredibly easy to maintain).

    However, with the idea that brakes are the "safety" part of the car, people feel they should only trust the highest trained mechanic to the job. Please, it's only slightly harder to do than changing your oil.

    Rich

  173. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After looking at your post, I only wish you would STFU.

    I mean, you're being so silly and thoughtless that its not worth picking your post apart point by point.

    Oh hell.

    If *what* catches on? Hot-rodding cars? Shit, its like saying "if everybody overclocks their PC, it could cause problems". Well, maybe, but by definition, the vast majority will never open the hood on their cars.

    Its a non-issue. A non-problem.

    Don't worry about it. Don't be so...so.... so YOU all the time.

  174. The Stoichiometric Fuel/Air Mixture by fred911 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The reason for electronic engine control is basicaly to reach The Stoichiometric Fuel/Air Mixture at all running conditions. ECU maps are basically designed to the lowest level in consumer products. Remaping the ECU is a time consuming procedure. One can't just make power in all conditions by remapping. 14.7 to one mixture of oxidizer to fuel will produce the most efficient and powerfull use of fuel. Consumer ECU's trade off getting the closest to this mixture for all conditions, cold start, lugging the motor, running it hard, lower octane fuels, the list goes on and on.
    Haltech has a great system for designers. Install the system, acquire the data from all sensors (o2, map, temp, tdc, rmp, throttle pos, at a min) in real world driving and spend countless hours perfecting proper setup. Great for an engineer and a mess for joe sixpack.

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    1. Re:The Stoichiometric Fuel/Air Mixture by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah. I never meant to imply that it's something Average Joe should attempt to use. You have to know what you're doing when tuning a car to tha textent. I myself am still learning from him, but I don't know nearly enough yet to even consider modifying an engine map on my own. Especially when trying to tune an engine to the bleeding edge for maximum horsepower under all conditions, and yet keep a car drivable under everyday circumstances (I.E. cold start, closed loop, etc.).

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    2. Re:The Stoichiometric Fuel/Air Mixture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I recall, you may not actually want a stoichiometric mixture, because it may be below the lean limit of combustion (it won't support the flamefront). We generally run cars rich, and throttle the air because of this, even at the cost of milage and polution.

      That's also not accounting for temperature (of the fuel, air, and cylinder), speed of the flamefront, knock, ping, etc. You're right, you want an engineer who knows what he's doing. (Not me, I don't do combustion anymore.)

  175. Oh shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really. Just shut up. Never talk again. Or better yet, find a tall cliff near your home and throw yourself over it.

    I really hope we got you before you had children. We need less people like you.

  176. Welcome to last decade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the cars I have owned have had the ecu reprogrammed from the vw 1.8T Jetta to the C5 Corvette.

    You get the best results on cars that have heavy mods and or turbo cars.

  177. if its post 2003, your'e out of luck. Black box.. by darkharlequin · · Score: 1

    the newer vehicles have some sort of black box that records the changes to the software--for "warranty" purposes, you--wink wink nudge nudge say no more--are bringing your car in for reprogramming every time a tsb comes out right? We need to--wink wink nudge nudge--know exactly what conditions you are driving your car in, and know what software changes were done so we install the right patch. Yeah, right....

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  178. that's fucking awesome. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    I want that Jetta now. Screw the Subaru.

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  179. Bah, I've done drums so many times as an amateur by darkharlequin · · Score: 1

    The first few times really weren't that bad, just get a good chiltons/haynes. It is a really neat mechanism by the way, just don't add 15-20 degree weather and tons of mud to the mix.

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  180. Re:Bah, I've done drums so many times as an amateu by Osty · · Score: 1

    The first few times really weren't that bad, just get a good chiltons/haynes.

    I haven't needed to do drums yet, but my truck's brakes are drums and I'll do them myself eventually. However, compared to disks, drums are insanely complex. Newbies (and I'm still very much a car monkey newbie) will feel much more comfortable with trying to change pads on disk brakes rather than drums, just because there are fewer parts and depending on the caliper likely nothing to take apart but a cotter pin, retaining pin, and spring plate.


    I've got the Chiltons for my truck, so I'll be ready when the time comes. Chilton doesn't make a manual for my car, and the official shop manuals are crazy ($600!), so I'm sticking to the easy stuff for now (oil, brakes).


    Oh, and speaking of brakes, if your car has wear sensors but your replacement pads don't have slots for them, just tie them back against the suspension. Check the thickness of your pads every now and then and otherwise forget about it. Most wear sensors will go off when you still have 35%+ material left. Just another way stealerships milk your wallet.

  181. Yeah, cheating those dealers... by darkharlequin · · Score: 1

    who will low ball you so hard, that 5 chipped cars don't make up for the profit difference that they make on the lowball---but look, I gave you 10 grand for your car(wink), and I had to add 9 grand to the value of the new vehicle so that the(wink) credit company will accept the deal...

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  182. on the other hand by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Your car now takes advantage of the fine "$0.10/gallon more to fill up" feature.

  183. 100 octane? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but my local gas station doesn't carry anything over 93 octane. And even that's pretty damn expensive (at least $0.25/gal more than 89 octane).

    1. Re:100 octane? by Newspimp · · Score: 1

      General gas stations don't, no, but I have more places to get 100+ octane than if I were to try and get CNG or Propane here. Now, I run the 93 octane for daily driving, and the 100 octane program only on track days or days I feel like cutting loose a bit :)

  184. Is that why by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    Is that why both Intel and AMD deliberately make their chips over-clockable?

  185. In other words, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    parent poster is a redneck.. 5 bucks on this!hehehe

  186. What's needed is a hack for the Body Computer by fred911 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not the ECU. Here's the situation: You wreck your later then 02 vehicle. The insurance company pulls the body computer and acquires the last 20 seconds of data before the crash sensors signal airbag deployment. Data like throttle possition, brake possition, rpm, speed are recorded and available for use. All this data for authorities to grep without your permission.

    That's the real fix necessary!

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  187. Hacked and Warrantied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    BMW and a company called Dinan have been doing this for years, with an added twist. As long as Dinan modifies the computer, the change is covered by your BMW warranty. I had this done to a Z3 2.5i, and it was quite an improvement. The software is tuned to match their performance products. For example: With a Dinan exhaust, cold air intake, and throttle body, they offer a Stage III software download. The process is quite simple. They use a small (old school) HP PDA (the ones that looked like tiny brown laptops) and some kind of a serial connection to program the computer. It's pretty slick. Also they (Dinan) offer automatic transmission software upgrades.

  188. And the funny thing is... by MachDelta · · Score: 1

    ...you could have seen the same power increase just by getting a MBC and AFC, instead of paying $400 for a stupid chip.

  189. the block is a chunk of metal. by rebelcool · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For someone who knows so much about BMW's F1 racing habits, you should know better than this...

    There were no similarities between the engine parts aside from the block. The pistons, connectors, cylinder heads etc. are all substantially beefed up and radically different in the F1 engine, obviously.

    Similarly, in NHRA racing, they use big block engines that probably ran 200 hp in their stock version, but are quite capable of running multi-thousand in NHRA.

    And .02% life? That sounds pretty generous. Lets assume the average BMW engine block can run 30 years (with proper maintenance). At 2 hours per day for those 30 years (thats probably really low) that is 43800 hours of use. .02% of that 8.76 hours. I doubt most F1 engines will run that long without a major overhaul or replacement.

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  190. I modded my car very easily by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 3, Funny

    I put some speed holes in the hood. They make the car go faster.

  191. Two tanks ? by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does it mean that, in order to reach the maximal level of geekness, I will have to get an extra tank, full of liquid nitrogen for my overclocked car ?

    Cool. So my next car will have these 2 tanks, be overclocked, play mp3's / have a GPS system, and look cool. Now all I need is a Mr. Fusion unit. But it's still 2004 and I hadn't invented it yet.

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    1. Re:Two tanks ? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      That second tank would be nitrous oxide, similar to nitrogen, but not the same. A very common mod for people at the track who think they can get away with it. Inject the "nitro" and you get a lot more power. Run out of nitro and you can fill the tank with compressed air, and have a poor mans turbo with only a small number of boosts. Either way you select when you want the extra power.

      You could also put water in your second tank, which when injected into a warm engine does provide more power. Not very common to do this though. (water freezes in some areas, and getting the right volume is hard)

  192. more than 50hp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you need an upgraded exaust as well as the new chip but the 90's 300zx twin turbo can be boosted from 290ish to about 400hp. That's at red line with high octane (92) gas which of course will burn out your engine quick no matter how it's tuned but the numbers are impressive anyway...

  193. old news by pbjones · · Score: 1

    about 10 or more years tooooooo late, people! not even worth posting, must be the weekend.

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    1. Re:old news by Knacklappen · · Score: 1

      In Germany you can buy these chips and even buy kids

      On behalf of the German people I strongly deny that you can buy babies, kids, teenagers or children of any kind over here. In fact, we always lease them, since this reduces your risk and is deductable on your income tax. Oh, and about this chip tuning - we simply reprogram their amnesia helmets via bluetooth.

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  194. Where the Fucking warranty on Gas Mileage! by rodgster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sorry, I have to call Bullshit.... RE:

    Cars are tuned for fuel efficiency.

    My truck doesn't get ANYWHERE near the stciker based mileage. My actual highway/city driving over 2000 miles is less than the sticker based city ONLY mileage by 2 miles per gallon. And I drive Normal. No tickets, no accidents, drive at most 10 over the limit and I don't "run it hard". My truck is a V6 with a manual transmission BTW.

    My buddy's Caddilac Escalade with a V8 gets better mileage.

    Sorry but the whole mileage thing is Bullshit Period.

    Oh and by the way. FUCK YOU DODGE (aka Daimler Chrysler)!

    Rodger

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  195. IF U WANT MORE POWER BUY A MOTORCYCLE! by rodgster · · Score: 2, Informative


    The motorcycle I bought many many years ago (90' FZR1000) runs a 10.5 sec quater mile @ 135 mph. STOCK. Off the show room floor.

    I bought it for $4-5000 (can't remember) used. And it gets on average 35-50 MPG (depending on how I drive it).

    Once again FUCK YOU DODGE (aka Daimler Chrysler)

    Rodger

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  196. Just like with computer, if you want it done Right by rodgster · · Score: 1

    ...... Do it Yourself.

    If I had a dollar for every time I found some unbelieveably stupid thing someone had done with a computer, I'd be retired.

    By that same token, I cannot count the number of times I've had some clown fuck up, lie, try to cheat, over charge, etc with a vehicle.

    Me, I'm just as comfortable with a wrench in my hand as a keyboard. I do it myslef.

    That's The Only Way I know It's Done Right.

    Think about it don't you fellow propeller heads feel the same way about jobs involving a keyboard?

    I thought so.

    Oh and once again FUCK YOU DODGE (AKA Daimler Chrysler).

    Rodger

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  197. I've heard of that... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Funny
    all it takes is a few choice parts to earn you well over 50hp

    A sheet metal spoiler taller than the car, right? I've heard those add at least 50hp...

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  198. I dont need to flash my cars firmware.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just insert a paper clib into the ignition AND open the door at the same time!

    Oh, is that only for DVD players?

  199. Pitman Arm in Back by rodgster · · Score: 1

    Dude:

    Unless you have 4 wheel steering (which in '88 I don't think you do) the Pitman arm is part of the Front Steering system.

    Maybe that's why most /.'s shouldn't work on their own cars.

    No offense intended.

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    1. Re:Pitman Arm in Back by Taos · · Score: 1

      This parts store seems to call it the pitman arm. And here's a good description of the problem: I thought the same thing as you though when I first ordered it. My Bentley's manual refers to it as the "Rear trailing arm to axle carrier connecting link". Guess that's too much to put on a web page. The second page also refers to it as a "Dog bone". Makes sense, the link kinda looks like one. However, the rear wheels of the car actually do turn. They pivot as the wheel moves up and down to keep the correct angle on the road. Problem with mine, however, is that bushing is so worn that it does this rather imprecisely.

  200. Times of India ... by e.m.rainey · · Score: 1

    ... is running similar story here

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  201. 10.5:1 is your compression ratio by rodgster · · Score: 1

    I'm totally amazed how clueless your average /.er is RE: automoive issues.

    My motorcycle is 10.5:1 (compression ratio) Stock. Off the showroom floor. Of course I bought it used and let someone else take the 50% loss driving it off the showroom floor (more than 10 years ago).

    And it'll beat ANYTHING on 4 wheels that ANYONE can drive (legally) on the street. Hands Down. And VERY easily.

    Rodger

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  202. I Hope.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That I never have to run any software (or firware) that you've written, since obviously you don't believe in your own skills and capabilities.

    Therefore neither should anybody else. I hope your boss doesn't read this (for your sake).

  203. Guess you don't roam on the internet by rodgster · · Score: 1

    Because that windows code can kill your computer. See Magistr.

    And in answer to your question: How about electricity? It's everywhere, used by everyone and could easily kill you if someone fucked up.

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  204. OK I'll bite by rodgster · · Score: 1

    I could be mistaken, but I thought that Torque was the "response/sensation" like the car wanting to do a wheelie whereas Horsepower was the actual rubber meets the road (as in go fast).

    In an automobile that is.

    However the real equation is HP/weight.

    Please correct me if I'm wrong.

    Rodger

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    1. Re:OK I'll bite by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      I could be mistaken, but I thought that Torque was the "response/sensation" like the car wanting to do a wheelie whereas Horsepower was the actual rubber meets the road (as in go fast).

      Well, in a word 'no', but it's a qualified 'no'. Power (HP) is just torque times rpm. It's the torque that gets you going, so for good acceleration you want high torque over as large part of the rpm curve as possible (since shifting takes time, so more gears won't really help you). That's not really possible however (if you don't go electric, they're much better in this regard) since e.g. maximum power output will put a limit somewhere near the top end of the rpm range. It'd take a book to explain this in more detail, and incidentally many good books have been written on the subject, so hit your local library (or Google).

      So if you reread your statement you'll see that there's actually some truth in it, but I'm not necessarily for the right reasons, you also have to factor in rolling resistance, aerodynamic resistance, gearing etc.

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  205. "Hacker culture" does not mean pirating! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is an unfortunately indiscriminate attack on the "hacker culture"....

    Quoted from the article:

    (Perhaps inevitably, the hacker culture has also produced automotive pirates who buy legitimate chips from makers then copy the programming onto blank chips, selling the results at sharp discounts.)"
  206. In other words...... by rodgster · · Score: 1

    The motor is Over-engineered.

    So it's safe to "boost" it.

    FYI a forged crank is common among "race cars". For Instance the Hemi engines from Dodge/Chrysler in the late 60's.

    That said, converting a diesel engine to gasoline would indeed be an extreme modification. Unless there is something I'm missing like it's the same block and just different head and intake between the gas and diesel engines????

    Rodger

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    1. Re:In other words...... by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      Yes, sorry I didn't specify...it's a Diesel block with a different head. BUT the compression ratio is somewhere around 10:1, which is very high for a gasoline engine, let alone a forced-induction engine.

      The 1.8 block has been around since 1975. It's very obiously over-engineered since they started with ~90hp naturally aspirated and are now selling the 1.8T TT with 220 hp. I think the key is the cast-iron block; although prohibitively heavy, cast iron has near-ideal heat properties (high specific heat capacity, good conductivity). ie it's very hard to improve on the performance of a cast-iron exhaust manifold, but since it is so heavy it's often replaced by steel headers which have worse heat characteristics and therefore need to be wrapped etc to approach the effectiveness of cast iron.

      I have been told VW/Audi spends the most money on engine development of any car company in the world. I have no source for this, so you may want to check the facts.

  207. Chips are good for NA too by Evil+MarNuke · · Score: 1
    If you do not have turbos or a blower, there is nothing much your chip can do, but void the warranty.

    Not completely true. The Hondata reflash for the RSX adds 15-20 horses to a stock car. Many people recommended the reflash as the first performace mod for the RSX do to the outstanding bang for the buck. This is of course no match to the gains from the Jackson Racing Superchanger reflash that adds 40 horses to the 60 horsepower blower kit.

    I would like to mention Hondata has recently released an USB reprogramable ECU for the RSX K20 engine. Bet your balls I'm getting it.

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  208. Correction RE: Brakes by rodgster · · Score: 1

    Have you read the manufacturer warranty on brakes. Before you put your foot further into your mouth, I'd suggest you do. Usually brakes are only covered 6 months or 5,000 miles.

    My Dodge Dakoda has very much under engineered brakes. They had warped rotors within 20K. I turned the rotor and replaced the pads at the dealer. And I don't/can't ride the brakes, I have a manual transmission. Then they warped again about 45K. At which point I replaced the factory pads with the BEST aftermarket pads I could buy and again turned the rotors.

    Doubt my claims, just google for info RE: dakoda and brakes. The next time I have to do it, I'll be buying vented aftermarket rotors. I hope one of the previous posters who was afraid to be near a car he had worked on designed anything associated with those parts.

    Oh and it's time to say this again.

    FUCK YOU DODGE aka Daimler Chrysler.

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  209. V8 with a 4 CYL Tranny by rodgster · · Score: 1

    Can you even bolt a V8 to a 4 CYL tranny.

    In the old days they were bolt patern incompatible.

    Maybe I'm just getting old.

    Rodger

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  210. Re: Auto repair manuals by Boneshifter · · Score: 1
    As far as manuals go, a Chilton or a Haynes is a good first step if you need something to identify the major parts of your automobile, or if you have questions on the easier parts of auto repair, such as replacing your brakes. For anything larger than that, their instructions consist of many one-or-two-sentence steps that really leave a lot to be desired as far as clarity is concerned.

    Chilton/Haynes seem to be the typical manuals found at autoparts stores and libraries, so there is always that around if you need it. What some dealers seem to use and what I've recently purchased was a Helm manual. I haven't had a chance to use it yet on my Integra(an occasionally-satisfying high-revver) but from looking through it, it appears that the people that wrote it actually performed the procedures before(and maybe even after! Huh!) they wrote it. There is pictures of difficult to reach/see/understand things and tips on how to do things easier. I was amazed.

    One thing that Ive realized is important in automobile repair is having the right tools for the job and in this case I think you could generally consider a Helm manual to be a good tool to have. You may not use it or need it for what you're doing, but it's good to have nearby juuust in case. Mine was only $64 and will most likely be well worth it.

    Not affiliated with Helm, Acura or anyone at all now that I think about it.

  211. Manufacturing issues with software development by Teancum · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that the developer of this software is a harried engineer who is being pushed by management to get something out the door.

    The largest distinction with writing software for a manufacturer as opposed to consumer software is that the bugs tend to be completely ignored unless something very serious happens. I've been in the industry and having to reverse engineer firmware code for products made by the company I was working for (where you would think that the souce code and engineering notes was available to its own employees). It is just like any other software development, where skill levels vary, and some developers are very poor. Degrees don't seem to have much of an impact either from my experience, although a love of coding and determination to get the job done can.

    I knew of a local manufacturer in the town I live in (that I won't name but I'm sure you have heard of their products) who built an exercise treadmill that had an EPROM that under certain conditions would suddenly start running the treadmill at full-speed. In a situation very similar to Ralph Nadar's "Unsafe at Any Speed", this manufacturer decided that it was cheaper and easier to pay off the lawsuits from people injuried (and even killed) by this flaw rather than hire an electrical engineer to fix the problem. The firmware was written through an outsourced contract, but the original contractor refused to deal with that company (for various political and financial reasons).

    That this person you are refering to about the PROM in the car found such innocent problems in the source code as to just idle issues is something that most engineering managers would probabally find as acceptable bugs they could live with and to move on with other projects.

    It really doesn't surprise me at all.

  212. BMW 330ci by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just "upgraded" the firmware in my car.
    I was 'disappointed' to find out that the US version of my 330ci convertible was restricted to 128mph, electronically, and had it's horse power tamed for the US market.
    My Europ counterpart's 330ci was limited to 155mph and had 25 HP more.

    Shocking.

    Of course, $300 later and now the machine is equivalent to it's euro brother.

    Why do the restrict US versions so badly ?

  213. One thing to avoid... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 3, Informative

    You might have seen people selling on eBay a miracle chip which can unleash around 20BHP from your engine, and yet this wonder chip only costs like $5.

    Its basically a resistor you are buying, and you are expected to solder it into your ECU, tricking the car into thinking its running in cold start mode the whole time.. so more fuel is injected into the engine hence making it a little more powerful.

    But obviously you don't want to be doing it.. if you are going to get your car chipped do it at a garage who run your car on a rolling road and work out a custom map for you. $500 or so for a rechip would be nothing compared to the damage that one of those $5 resistors would do over time.

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  214. Again correct me if I'm wrong, but by rodgster · · Score: 1

    So you're agument is that HP=Torque*RPM

    Basically C=A*B but B is really the determining factor.

    I'll be more than happy to show you that the true equation is hp/lb. Or Bragging rights=C/D

    No "street legal" or even anything short of a drag strip car can beat my motorcycle which doesn't make anywhere near the torque that even a 4 cyl car does.

    The gaulet has been cast. Will you pick it up?

    How much of a head start will you require?

    Mine runs a 10.5 quater mile @ 135 mph. What's your high torque auto run?

    Rodger

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    1. Re:Again correct me if I'm wrong, but by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      So you're agument is that HP=Torque*RPM...I'll be more than happy to show you that the true equation is hp/lb. Or Bragging rights=C/D

      I don't really know what my 'argument' was, but it's a fact that power = torque * angular velocity. That's how physics work I'm afraid.

      Now, it you need to get a car (or motorcycle) going you need to accelerate, and as Newton realised, F=ma, i.e. a=F/m. So indeed, a lower mass will let you accelerate faster. Now, a higher force will also let you accelerate faster, and how to we get the force? By following the torque (Nm) through the gear train via the radius of the wheel to where the rubber meets the road. That's provide you with the 'fulcrum' by which to divide your torque to get your force. Substitute your own antiquated units of measurements to taste.

      All else being equal, for acceleration at a higher speed, you'll need a higher torque at a higher angular velocity, i.e. a higher max power output (i.e. HP). In reality, as wind resistance increases with the square of the speed, you'll reach a point where you won't be able to accelerate further as you won't have the force available to push you any faster (if the engine management system hasn't cut in already, or something else has limited you). So roughly, torque/weight = acceleration, max power = top speed. (Given sensible gear ratios and wheel sizes, I'm not arguing that a Caterpillar dump truck would outrun a BMW).

      There, you made me write a small book on the subject anyway.

      And regarding your motorcycle against my Volvo V70 drag race, I'm pretty confident I'll win, since I'm in Sweden, and the roads are snowed over and icy this time of year. Studded tires beat motorcycle every time, higher torque per weight or not. :-)

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    2. Re:Again correct me if I'm wrong, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a small addition to all that discussion of work and power:

      Work = force * distance (this is torque - i.e. ft * lbs)

      Power = work / time (this is how fast the work gets done)

      Using RPMs does give you work / time, but make sure you keep your units consistant.

      The effect of torque can really be felt when hauling or pulling a load - fill up a vehicle with lots of torque, and it can still accelerate decently. Less torque, it feels sluggish with a full load. Compare similarly powered vehicles - like a 165 hp 235 ft*lbs S-10 pickup and a 180 hp, 175 ft*lbs car - the car is zippier empty, but load it up (I know, it's harder to load up a car) and you can really feel it.

      Just my anonymous $0.02

    3. Re:Again correct me if I'm wrong, but by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      Using RPMs does give you work / time, but make sure you keep your units consistant.

      Oh, no problem, we're using the SI system over here. :-)

      Yes, seriously, my friends at Volvo/SAAB who design cars really speak in 'rads' i.e. radians per second, when talking angular velocity (as it's a better engineering unit than Hertz, saves you a lot of multiplications by 2*pi), so no 'rpms'. They also use Nm and sometimes even kW for power. That last one seems the hardest to get rid of, most people will still speak of 'horsepower'. To make matters more complicated it's of course a different HP than yours; ours equal about 736W, and I seem to remember that a US HP is ca 745W. All clydesdales 'over there'? :-)

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  215. It's called attention to detail by rodgster · · Score: 1

    Try it. It works.

    Do you think anything that requires specialization is any different?

    Let me guess, the first time you wrote a program it worked flawlessly and you didn't have to debug it.

    I thought so.

    There is NO MAGIC.

    For me there are very few BLACK BOXES (and not in the phrack sense).

    Rodger

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  216. Old hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I can see why Australia leads the world in the aftermarket ECU business. Only poser's down here are using piggy backs or hacking the oem ecu. Way too much work and unreliable.... And I doubt those power level increases on ignition and fuel tuning modifications alone..... higher boost pressure/regulation /w larger capacity (i.e upgraded) fuel system maybe...

    Done properly it should only result in a shorter engine life in so far as the power transfer components. Most usually big end bearings suffer first and need new ones sooner than the 10-15 years most oem's last. Improper tuning results in 'blow ups' and other nasties like head gasket and piston failures....

    I do this for a living....

  217. Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A couple things...back in the day, these HP ratings were gross, not net. So take those HP ratings and knock off about 33% in many cases.

    And the best part of these older cars was not HP, it was the torque. HP is fine for top speed, but top speed is irrelevant. Torque is good from 1 MPH on up.

    Ricers talk HP
    Drivers talk torque curve

  218. Oh and by rodgster · · Score: 1

    FYI a "barely streetable car" will run maybe under a 14 quater mile.

    Which means I'll be parked by the time your "high" torque * rpm = HP (kick ass) car ..... finally makes it to the end of the strip.

    You can google for the specs on any car or engine you'd like.

    The Bottom line is HP/LBS. Torque = yea whatever. ..End of Rant. Or in other words put up or shutup .

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  219. Thats just stupid....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe some just like the challenge of building something .... I own a 400hp 4wd and thats why I built it - to BUILD it.

  220. For Fuck's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the same moronic agrument that dipshits make re: 2-stroke motorcycle motorcycles.

    Thanks to people like this you can only ride post '99 2-stroke motorcycles in the winter (I guess they don't pollute as much in the winter).

    I call Bullshit. There are a LOT more (empty) buses belching a lot more pollution into the air every day than 2-strokes. Notice your new lawn mower is a 4-stroke?

    And don't even get me started on large ships out in international waters. Do everyone a favor and start a crusade on those polluters! One ship (in international waters) pollutes more than an entire city!

    The hipocracy of this Buillshit is enought to make me choke.

    Wake up and think for yourself.

    Rodger

  221. Can anyone suggest a good book? by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

    I know this is off-topic....

    What books/resources can one find to teach them about auto repair? I want to learn more about a how a car works. Yeah, I'm a complete automotive novice. Is there anything between a ME textbook and some step-by-step (replace the oil filter) how to? Or is there a good intro to automotive engineering book for hobbiests?

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  222. Power figures not applicable to real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Japanese market Supra Twin Turbo makes 280bhp on paper only... in the real world all three stock models (Jap, UK, US) dynoed next to other make almost identical power readings of 320bhp, with the Jap model having more low-down torque due to the faster spooling ceramic turbine blades - but less tuning potential if you want massive increases in the future (the ceramic turbos are not as robust and forgiving as the steel turbines in the UK and US models).

    The lower power figures were a gentlemans agreement between companies and the Japanese government in the mid 90's to stop increased horsepower competition between the sports and performance car manufacturers. It seems less of an issue now though; as the a lot of european cars are starting to make over 300bhp.

  223. KIT by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh oh I seen this episode ... this is where they made Kit evil by putting an Atari 2600 cartridge into his car stereo!

  224. old news by schouwl · · Score: 1

    This is old news.
    In Germany you can buy these chips and even buy kids or send you cra to a tuning garage!

    Lars

  225. Specialist companies by bakreule · · Score: 1

    There's tons of companies that specialize in this stuff. I bought such a chip for my Twin Turbo 300xz. You do have to do a little sautering, but the boost was absolutely incredible. I was blowing by Corvettes with it... ahhh.. the good old days...

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  226. Re:YOU FAIL IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks, man! Didn't see the fucking forest because of the damned trees!

  227. Re: Ovals and Iron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Daytohhhhhna! Sunnnnnnday! Be therrrrrre! (or watch it on TeeVee)

    No absurd plastic F1 toys, just solid Detroit steel. A race where the top three finishers are not known before the qualifiying laps are run. A race where the biggest bankroll does not guarantee dominance. Yes, the France family is a bunch of egotistical autocrats. But they do understand that without close competition, spectators lose interest in a hurry (see F1).

    Let's see your pathetic Renaults go 190MPH with a restrictor plate on the intake.

  228. Re:Bah, I've done drums so many times as an amateu by Spirilis · · Score: 1

    Drums are a pain compared to disc, but if you have someone showing you how it works, it's not so bad. Still a pain in the arse. Lots of springs, and it's a riddle to figure out which combination of springs you should install in which order (repair manuals never really explain this well enough), and you almost need 3 hands to do the job sometimes.
    Still a worthwhile job. If you do it yourself, see if you can buy a replacement spring kit for your drums (Autozone sold me a small spring replacement kit with my pads on a previous car... all shiny new springs so I can see what I'm doing)
    And the auto-adjuster piece... definitely take that apart, clean it thoroughly and grease it up properly. Nothing worse than having rear brakes that won't adjust, or squeal or something, and you get to take the whole thing apart again to figure out what went wrong.

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  229. Emissions Tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're best off doing this with a completely separate engine, tranny, ECU, etc. Run the performance parts on the track. Use the factory stock parts for road use. Three reasons: one, "good stuff" is disgustingly expensive. Why waste it sitting in traffic jams on the way to work? Two, you'll need a better crank, bearing caps, rods, heads, valve train, clutch, tranny, CV joints, etc. to handle any significant increase in power. Street cars don't come with a Borg Warner T-10 and Ford 9" differential any more, they have light duty drive trains designed for minimum drag (fuel economy). Unless you drive a pickup, you're lucky to have more than a half ton towing rating--the stock driveline, brakes and suspension can't handle the load. Third, iirc it's a $10,000 federal fine if they decide to arrest you for "tampering" with an approved emissions control system (such as the ECU). It doesn't happen often, but it does happen (especially in smoggy, car-crazy California).

  230. You sound like you have a real chip ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on your shoulder

    If what you say is true, that you NEVER use some of that 370hp on the street, I'd be very surprised.

    I've heard all the bullshit before, as it once came out of my mouth, but after a near death experience, I gave up on having a powerful modified bike on the street. MOST of the time I'd ride normally, given the higher idle etc. but cutting loose once every 3 months on the streets it looking for trouble.

    I have no problems with heavily modified vehicles, but when they are not done well (eg. brakes & suspension to stop properly) these cars should only travel on public streets on a trailer.

    If someone said that to me 18 years ago, I would have spat the dummy, but one day you'll be mature enough to fathom what I'm trying to say (hopefully), and I hope it doesn't take a fatality (or as in my case, multiple) for you to wake up.

  231. Speed on the on-ramp by bluGill · · Score: 1

    I need to go as fast as I can get my car on the on-ramp, and idiots in high power cars are dangerious. My car gets 49hp. I need to floor it at the start of the on ramp, to reach freeway speeds by the end. Maybe your car can do 30-70 in the 40 feet left of the ramp, but I'll be lucky to get 5mph in that distance.

    Learn to drive, you should be going as fast as your car can safely go at all points of the on-ramp until you at the speed of traffic. Note the safely part, even with my little car I often have to let up a little to safely take the corner, but they give me space to get up to speed anyway.

  232. AEM EMS and a WARNING by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    AEM makes a product called the EMS. It's a swap-out replacement for your ECU. Most models are supported, and it can run 4-10 cylinder cars. EVERY engine parameter is configurable, plus you can program it to do new things, like turn up the radio when the windows go down.

    It willalso add throlle control, mathing spedomerter w/tach to prevent slippage.

    BUT BE WARNED. HACKING AN ECU IS NOT LIKE HACKING CODE. THE CODE CONTROLS REAL LIFE MECHANICAL PARTS AND THEY CAN BE DAMAGED.

    For isntance, running too lean will destroy an engine. Running too rich won't.

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  233. Hackers can be engineers by bluGill · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree. Sure some, perhaps most, hackers are not engineers. However to make a blanket statement like that is incorrect. I took many engineering classes on my way to a CS degree. I regret not finishing the statics-thermo sequence that mechanical engineers have to take. (Couldn't take that many classes and get good grades so I dropped it) I could have done so though, and I can still go back and do it.

    Most engineers learn programing, some become good enough to program. Sort of like every engineer learns their native language, and takes classes in school on it. I'll never speak or write as good as someone who majored in English but I still do both.

  234. Check this out by victorchall · · Score: 1

    If you really think hacking a computer and a car are that much different, go to www.aempower.com and download their ECU demo. It is a completely configurable ECU system you could potentially drop into any computer controlled, fuel injection car up to 10 cylinders.

    http://www.aempower.com/product_ems.asp
    Click the demo download, install, and open one of the included base maps for an Eclipse.

    Their forums where people share their hacking experiences:
    http://forum.aempower.com/bbs/index. php

    This is a step above the "piggy back" (signal interceptor/retransmittor) or firmware re-flashes (resolder flash chip that stores the lookup tables the company researched, using the stock processor, close to what the article talks about). This completely replaces your entire engine management. But it is incredibly configurable. People generally use this product for high boost Supras and Eclipses, but you get the point.

    Still think it isn't like hacking?

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  235. the 1950s want there tech back. by Senior+Bevis · · Score: 1

    Every car I have ever driven (w/ an automatic) had a provision for forcing a downshift. You generally grab the lever and move it out of "D" (my '59 Dodge had pushbuttons). Making an auto not upshift itself itsn't exactly a huge step forward. As to the Mini, it is supposed to be smart enough that when you "floor" the pedel the transmision changes to a ratio that (for that road speed) places the engine in a more powerfull, less eficient RPM. Or were you advocating that the trasmisions comuters be taught to shift in steps to emulate a normal auto?

  236. Hyundai Tiburon *HAD* power-tweak-on-demand by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

    The 1999 Hyundai Tibuoron had a switch to choose between "performance" and "economy". I quickly learned that it ONLY made a difference when I used super unleaded... but when I did... wow.

    Sadly, the bastards removed it from the 2001 Tiburon (along with the glove compartment lock, but that's another rant). I guess they had to emasculate the car's performance to bump up their CAFE fuel economy score to make up for the new XG300 and Santa Fe. Still... I'm convinced that somewhere in the car's wiring harness, the pins are still there, and that if I can find them and add my own switch, the feature will magically re-appear.

    Anyone know where the two magic wires/pins on the wiring harness are?

  237. Very old news... by Peerke · · Score: 1

    Here in the Netherlands changing or upgrading the chip for engine-management is common for the faster Diesel engines and so on. I don't know why the New York Times is publishing this rather old news now, in stead of 3 years ago when it was a big hype...

  238. Damn, you must be as *old*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... as I am :-)

    I had a 1970 Ford Torino with a 429CJ big-block that'd turn high 12's/ low 13's in the quarter mile at ~130mph trap speed and topped out probably around 145. Wasn't much of a corner turner, but did have fabulous brakes for such a beast. It'd accelerate like a jet airplane, sounded like one too with a huge 7-blade fan to pull enough air thru the radiator to keep the engine cooled. Had to keep fairly quiet mufflers on it to appease the parents/neighbors/cops, but the raw power of *425-450hp in a car is definitely something that everyone should be able to experience at least once in a lifetime. The fuel consumption is something you'll only want to experience for a short while, though.

    * For those of you who claim BS on the 425+hp, though never had this engine dyno'ed, it was a 429CJ, bored .030 over to ~440 cubic inches, with 12:1 TRW pistons, Sig Erson cam with .600 lift, ported & polished heads, a huge-ass Holley 850CFM double-pumper carb force-fed by two high volume electric fuel pumps in series, lit by an MSD ignition system and equipped with a Spearco water injection system to keep detonation at bay. It *had* to be making at least 1hp per cubic inch or greater to be able to accelerate 3900 lbs of Torino to ~130mph in the quarter mile in the high 12's.

  239. Warranties by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

    "The car companies do not like (surprise surprise) people personalizing their vehicle's programming and warn of burning out your engine with bad code, and voiding your warranty."

    WELL OF COURSE NOT!

    It appears that few Slashdot posters have ever owned a business. I see it every once in a while. Let's think about this:

    Anyone making widgets of any kind come with an implied warranty, even if it's just 30 days or so. So what happens when a tool comes out that would have semi-enlightened people hacking something they don't truly understand start to optimize their widget? Right: warranty work out the ass.

    How many people here have overclocked their video cards? Do ya think that's the fault of the manufacturer? Heck no! Take refined jet-fuel you mix in your basesment and put it in the family car: BOOM! "Wah! My car broke!"

    Manufacturers have to 'do the math' before they can start the assembly lines. Simply figuring out how much profit they should expect is very, very complicated. If it doesn't sell, they'll be stuck with a lot of stuff to store...or if it sells and you have to replace each one (like the first round of boots from Lands' End) you wind up taking out a loan to keep people from suing you.

    Some people thought hacking the I-Opener was intended as an open source bonanza...but remember that people, using their own money, made it available to the public. And notice they're not in business anymore...

    Hack if you want to. Heck, I'll HELP ya. But don't expect the manufacturer to pay for your mistakes, should you make'em.

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  240. Superchips by oldave · · Score: 1

    Superchips seems to be conservative in their estimates of increased performance. They only claim 10% more horsepower, 13% more torque.

  241. Immediate dismissal by nuggz · · Score: 1

    It is quite apparent that you are chosing to just dismiss me as wrong.

    Power=Torque X Revolutions/Time
    Assuming that your peak power is still at the same rpm (which is likely)
    Torqe = Force X distance, I'm assuming you didn't change any component geometry.

    For the power to increase, obviously the related forces increase, the bearings, gears, shafts are all experiencing higher loads. This WILL happen.

    I wasn't saying your car, just a general statement using reasonable assumptions.
    Assuming the TT rated engine has the same weakest link components, sure it is possible that it will have a lower expected life, but lower isn't necessarily insufficient, and I would guess Audi has taken this into account.

    This may or may not be an issue, if the automaker built your car to have 5% failure after 200k miles, even halving that means you only have a 5% failure at 100k, to reach a 50% failure rate you might have to join the million mile club.
    Fatigue failure tends to happen on a distribution resembling a log normal distribution.

  242. Pipe Dreams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    As a Porsche tuner in South Florida. I've programmed dozen's of cars. Not only have I programmed and dyno tuned high end exotics, I've done everything in between from Hondas, to F-150's. A Porsche is a prime example of actually *losing* horsepower from changing the default specs on a stock motor. Most "performance" motors do. And I use the term "performance" lightly. A engine mod might need a small tweak in the advance, fuel pressure, or squirt, but for 99.5% of all engine mods less than new high performance heads, pistons, or crank, there *will* be a tradeoff of power somewhere else. The main reason for any changes from the factory curves is just plain prevention. If you don't modify your knock-sensor after certain mods, you *will* throw a rod the first time you take it to the street. If you just gained 5HP at Redline in for your Ricer by changing your chip, consider yourself lucky. Just remember the next time you line up next to my Blown 930, that you *gave up* 10 horsepower from 1000RPM to 5100RPM for that 6000 "blip".

    1. Re:Pipe Dreams by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      "Blown 930"? Why on Earth would you use a blower on a Porsche engine? I have to agree with most of what you said -- I love the blank stare when you mention "area under the curve" to a riceboy.

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  243. Or maybe they do pass emissions by Senior+Bevis · · Score: 1

    Or maybe they do. I just had mine checked (Pierce County, WA, USA) and all they did was test the gas cap for leaks and scan the ECU for codes. That appears to be the standard here OBDII equipped cars. The have two-wheel dynos that they use on cars w/o OBDII, and might have used on me if I had 2wd. My catalytic converter is starting to fail (I reset the code for the test) and it has come to my attention that I buy a "test pipe" and dummy after-cat O2 sensor (that will spoof the ECU) for less that a new cat. My car is not modified but this one is tempting. I would still pass the test, save some cash, and maybe get an extra horse or two.

    1. Re:Or maybe they do pass emissions by gregor_b_dramkin · · Score: 1

      The question is whether emissions are increased, not whether the car would still pass emissions testing.

      Are you a moron that a pass-fail test is a good measurement of quantity?

      Or maybe you're a psychopath who cares nothing for those around you ,so long as you don't get punished.

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  244. Engine upgrades more than ECU upgrades by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    If you think getting more power out of the engine is just an ECU modification, they don't understand how to really upgrade an engine.

    In Germany, where companies like Alpina (for BMW's), Brabaus (for Mercedes-Benzes) and Ruf (for Porsches) do specialized ultra fast versions of German cars, they do things like upgrading the engine innards and putting in stronger transmissions, better suspension pieces, better brakes and better tires in addition to upgrading the engine's ECU. The result is a car that can go past 300 km/h (186 mph) safely yet be very docile to drive at slower speeds.

    In my opinion, the only ECU-only upgrade worth talking about is the upgrade that increases the horsepower of the 1.8-liter I-4 turbocharged engine used on VW and Audi cars, mostly because the engine innards were designed for that type of power boost. For example, when VW upgraded this engine from 150 to 180 bhp all it needed was an ECU programming change.

  245. Compatibility by TREETOP · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if this works well with the new AOL hardware being advertised by West Coast Choppers? I really don't want to cause the end of the Universe by installing the two technologies together......

  246. Re:ECU? What ECU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why bother with electronics, when you can do something that's time tested and proven -- mechanics.

    One word: Cost. In many cases, it is less expensive to accomplish a particular function electronically rather than mechanically. This certainly isn't the case with every system, of course.

    With my van, since everything is mechanical, it's easy to find the problem... symptoms are fewer when a problem occurs... There's not too much guesswork in diagnosing it. Blame that on the automakers/dealers policies, not on the electronics. Actually, in many cases, it should be fairly easy to diagnose the problem:

    1. Determine what error condition the ECU (or whatever module recorded).
    2. Look-up what the likely/known causes are of that code.
    3. Narrow it down to the specific component involved using standard troubleshooting techniques.

    IMHO, much of the problem is that the automakers make it difficult to accomplish 1 and 2 unless (and sometimes even if) you are a dealer. It would be much easier if there were a way for the vehicle owner to determine a.) what code cased the warning lamp to come one, and b.) what the likely/known causes of that code are.

  247. Re:Warranty? How about emission laws and safety... by Listen+Up · · Score: 1

    It is only illegal to remove your catalytic converter where emissions testing is required by law. Where I live, there are no emissions testing. As a matter of fact, emissions testing isn't required in cities smaller than 150,000 people and even at 150,000 people and larger it has to be voted in and my city voted to not have emissions testing. Taking your catalytic converter off your vehicle is only a moral question, not a legal one in cases where emissions testing is not mandatory. For a mechanic, it is a question of legal liability, not a matter of whether it is legal to do it or not in a case by case basis.

  248. And Europeans don't drive cars either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They drive things with .00001 cc displacement engines and not alot more space than that in the drivers compartment!

  249. Re:Toyota Truck Trashing (attempted) by MartinB · · Score: 1

    That would have been this report. They drove into things in it, parked it in the sea and let the tide come in over it, they set it on fire, they put it on the top of a tall building being demolished and dropped a caravan on it. And it still started.

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  250. What IS the point? by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hacking a car and getting an extra 5% power out of it has as much point as hacking a bus to get an extra 5%. Ooh, the zero to sixty time goes from 5.4 to 5.2 seconds. Big... fucking... deal... If you want speed do it properly in the first place.

    Acceleration = Force/Mass

    Get rid of all that extra, unnecessary mass.

    Today's sports motorcycle weighs 175kg and produce 135kW. They rev to 16,000 rpm, do 0-60mph in under 3 seconds, 90+mph in first gear, 180mph in top. And you can buy one for $8,000.

    THAT's how you go fast. Gravity and the size of your bollocks are the limiting factors.

    Alternatively you put an insanely large engine in the thing, like this:

    http://www.triumph.co.uk/site/bikes/page.cfm?Bik eI D=83

    Compared to bikes, this fucking about with a car to try make it go faster is utterly pointless. Even when you've done it you might as well be driving a bus for all the difference it makes.

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  251. Mebee its just me by Popadopolis · · Score: 1

    Mebee it is just me, but I don't want to hack my car for any reason. Honestly, hacking a computer is one thing, but changing the basic settings and safty cuts of a huge hunk of transportation metal and explosives seems a bit (read: a lot) more, shall I say, risky (read: insanely stupid)?

  252. I drive an 86 Nissan Sentra by nervous_twitch · · Score: 1

    ...you insensitive clod!

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  253. Some facts by festers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Holy misleading analogy. I've seen so much misinformation and FUD in the comments that my head is spinning. Look folks, people have been "chipping" their cars for years, and there are many reputable companies selling ECU chips. For example, APR has been in the business for a long time and is well-respected. Their chip will give my VW Passat 1.8t an additional 45hp, and you don't even have to take anything apart since it can be directly programmed. And their chips are well tested and won't "burn out" your engine. Considering that the 1.8t engine is used in many cars and hp varies from 150-225, I think what APR does is well within the engines limits. All in all, it's rather conservative.

    Some other pieces of helpful info: Chips frequently give you better gas milage and I've never heard of anyone (in the VW world) failing an emmission test because of it.

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  254. Re:uh... yeah. by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

    you are correct (my mistake) on the cam...

    Hehe, well it turns out you actually might be right. Honda and BMW appear to have variable valve timing systems. So you could potentially adjust that.Though, at a guess I would imagine the stock settings would already be close to optimum. And valve timing is not the first thing you'd change to get more power out of a stock engine - ignition timing and fuel ratios are where stock engines can be (easily) improved on the most, in general, AFAIK.

    but its still the (and the stroke of the pistons) relative position to the spark (as you say) that determines the amount that the fuel/air mixture is compressed which is directly relevant to the amount of power which is produced...

    No, the ignition advance does not determine the compression ratio. It determines only when the spark lights. :) The flame front in the mixture travels at reasonably constant speed, so at higher RPM (on 4 strokes) you typically need ever increasing ignition advance to allow enough time for the flame front to reach through the mixture.

    Valve timing can affect compression ratio though. Which potentially is adjustable to varying degrees on some engines (from "not very much, choice of 2 settings" on VTEC, to "lots" on the BMW engines it appears from googling).

    I hope i did not imply that higher octane fuel has more energy... simply put, that energy can be harnessed more effectively

    Right, yes.

    by allowing greater compression before combustion.

    No, compression doesnt come into it. You can not change the compression ratio without changing mechanical characteristics of the engine (valve timing, variable or not, included.)

    Hence in a tuned engine (chipped) greater power can be made from the same amount of fuel, though the potential energy of it had never changed.

    Right. Though, I wouldnt call a chipped engine a tuned one.

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  255. According to whom?? by bpiltz · · Score: 2, Informative
    From Title 42, Chapter 85, Sub-chapter II, Part A, Sec 7522.a.3 of The Clean Air Act
    "The following acts and the causing thereof are prohibited...

    A. or any person to remove or render inoperative any device or element of design installed on or in a motor vehicle or motor vehicle engine in compliance with regulations under this subchapter prior to its sale and delivery to the ultimate purchaser, or for any person knowingly to remove or render inoperative any such device or element of design after such sale and delivery to the ultimate purchaser; or

    B. for any person to manufacture or sell, or offer to sell, or install, any part or component intended for use with, or as part of, any motor vehicle or motor vehicle engine, where a principal effect of the part or component is to bypass, defeat, or render inoperative any device or element of design installed on or in a motor vehicle or motor vehicle engine in compliance with regulations under this subchapter, and where the person knows or should know that such part or component is being offered for sale or installed for such use or put to such use...."

    From Title 42, Chapter 85, Sub-chapter II, Part A, Sec 7524.a of The Clean Air Act
    "Any person who violates sections [1] 7522(a)(1), 7522(a)(4), or 7522(a)(5) of this title or any manufacturer or dealer who violates section 7522(a)(3)(A) of this title shall be subject to a civil penalty of not more than $25,000. Any person other than a manufacturer or dealer who violates section 7522(a)(3)(A) of this title or any person who violates section 7522(a)(3)(B) of this title shall be subject to a civil penalty of not more than $2,500. Any such violation with respect to paragraph (1), (3)(A), or (4) of section 7522(a) of this title shall constitute a separate offense with respect to each motor vehicle or motor vehicle engine. Any such violation with respect to section 7522(a)(3)(B) of this title shall constitute a separate offense with respect to each part or component. Any person who violates section 7522(a)(2) of this title shall be subject to a civil penalty of not more than $25,000 per day of violation."

    See for the full text of The Clean Air Act.
    http://www.epa.gov/region5/defs/html/caa.htm
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    1. Re:According to whom?? by Listen+Up · · Score: 2, Informative

      And if you read what you post, which you apparently did not, these two sections and all sections related to them are for:

      1) Reselling a vehicle
      2) Dealerships
      3) Repair shops

      These rules do not apply to individuals who own their own vehicles and do not resell them with the catalytic converter removed.

      Learn to properly read the law and then post a response.

    2. Re:According to whom?? by bpiltz · · Score: 2, Informative

      I checked with a lawyer friend of mine to see if I had missed something and he assured me that I had properly read these paragraphs and he explained it in more detail to me. He said to ask you to show the clause that specified that these provisions apply only to re-selling, dealerships, and repair shops. The category of persons in this section is "any" and the time frame refers to the intial and all future transactions/uses. Here is his analysis:

      Section A. or any person to remove or render inoperative any device or element of design installed on or in a motor vehicle or motor vehicle engine in compliance with regulations under this subchapter prior to its sale and delivery to the ultimate purchaser, or for any person knowingly to remove or render inoperative any such device or element of design after such sale and delivery to the ultimate purchaser;

      In English:

      Nobody may remove or inactivate a piece of emission control equipment, which manufacturers are required by law to install. (i.e. cats, fuel vapor controls, engine computers). When you bought your car you became the ultimate purchaser. Nobody can remove the device prior to selling it to a purchaser or after the purchaser recieves the vehicle.

      This section applies to the present ownership of the car and all future ownership. Even if you never sell your car, you are the ultimate purchaser and you or anyone else are forbidden to remove the device because you fall into the clause of "after such sale and delivery to the ultimate purchaser".

      Manufacturers install these devices in order to be in compliance with the Clean Air Act. Those devices are never to be removed by any person.

      Section B closes a potential loophole where a person might leave a piece of equipment installed to satisfy Section A, but, additionally, install a second device which renders it innefective. It also applies to any person - (i.e. manufacturer, aftermarket shop, or consumer).

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    3. Re:According to whom?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off-road use trumps all.

      Emissions regulations are applicable only to public roads. Private roads and tracks are exempt.

      No race car in existance has emissions controls.

    4. Re:According to whom?? by bpiltz · · Score: 1

      That is true. Farm and construction equipment are exempt too.

      I beleive the original article in discussion was not about race cars or private tracks and neither was my post :)

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  256. My argument simplified for you by bpiltz · · Score: 1

    Since you are obviously confused about the thesis of my post, I have provided the following synopsis:

    I did not argue the pros/cons of environmental regulations, as you seem to think and are angrily responding to.

    I did explain the following facts:
    1. It is illegal to tweak under current US Law.
    2. It is also not safe if you don't understand the full ramifications of the tweak.

    I urge you, Annonymous Coward, to wake up and RTFP! Don't get me started about the inherrent hypocracy of your post.

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  257. Re:uh... yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I think you're talking specifically about variable-valve timing engines, eg Honda VTEC probably being one of the best known. I've no idea what kind of adjustibility these systems have via ECU (VTEC seems not be terribly adjustible)

    AFAIK, VTEC is in no way controlled by any electronics, at least most versions of VTEC. (I believe some super high-end models on some Acura vehicles may have some sort of botched electronic control these days. Newer Civic Si's have better VTEC than the NSX though.) It's purely mechanical, and IMO doesn't even qualify as VVT. Two static settings is not variable. True VVT engines are also not throttled in the conventional manner. Who needs a throttle plate when you have complete control over the duration and height of the valve openings?

    IMO, Honduh's VTEC is crap, and most of the teenagers who brag about don't even understand how either VTEC or VVT works. Nissan, Toyota, BMW, Mercedes all do it better.

    Who needs valves anyway? Long Live The Rotary!!

  258. Where can I get a chip? by MMHere · · Score: 1
    The article (also the currently attached /. comments) do not say where one might obtain a mod chip.


    If I have a Nissan, Toyota, Ford, Dodge, where can I go to get a chip?


    I _know_ Hondas and Acuras are very much catered to for aftermarket mod businesses. (Just because you put Altezza taillights on your Civic [or a GoFastParticleGenerator trunk-top "wing"], it doesn't mean yer gonna go any faster!)


    Just because Honda mod kits are prevalent, it does not mean this platform is superior to other platforms. Honda engines require high RPMs before useable [go faster now] torque becomes available. It is very hard to keep your RPMS in the 6000+ range, because the engine increases its RPMs much more rapidly in the high end of the range than it does in the lower end of the range.


    Torque is what makes you go faster NOW. I want torque in low RPM ranges where the engine is SLOWLY advancing its rate of rotation (and less susceptible to governance when approaching "high" RPMs).

  259. Re:ECU? What ECU? by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Although I agree that the added complexity of newer cars is terrible, you completly fail to mention safety implications.

    Although computerized cars may experience some day-to-day problems, it's rarely ever a safety issue. Computerized cars have the technology that purely mechanical cars do not, and when you hit a patch of ice, snow, dirt, etc, I'm sure you'd much rather have dealt with those day-to-day problems, but it's too late at that point.

    Just think, that's why you don't see all that many classic-car afficonatos, they're all being removed from the gene pool by natural selection... ;-)

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  260. Re:ECU? What ECU? by phyrebyrd · · Score: 1

    Actually, I mentioned in my previous post that my father's cars had been totalled by being hit, not the engine's failing... My parents survived each of those crashes because the cars were built of steel, instead of aluminum. The body structure was stronger than most of today's cars, which are DESIGNED to crumple and drop the engines onto the pavement. Yes, safety has come a long way, so have electronics. I'm not saying they HAVEN'T. The whole point of this thread was to discuss ECCU upgrades... I simply pointed out that mechanical upgrades will always get you further than meddling with the electronics. Mechanics is something nearly anyone willing to learn can modify. Electronics, on the other hand, requires specialized knowledge of every component in the vehicle that the ECCU utilizes, which is typically well beyond any scope of understanding that the shade tree mechanic could possibly WANT to learn. If they did, they'd be working for a large corporation (or starting one) making millions every year because "Knowledge is Power". As far as the lack of classic car folks... That's because the smart ones keep their cars in the garage, out of the elements -- to keep it classic and intact, and gaining value every day it's in one piece. Many of them have them on display at a local car museum. I used to work at one... we had a delorian in the basement... absolutely spectacular car up close in mint condition! -Phyre

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  261. Godzilla by Eris13 · · Score: 0

    Ahh the GT-R. Very popular among the street racers near where I live - Forget 600hp. The real enthusiasts push some serious grunt with these. (In excess of 1000hp)
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  262. There's a name for "car hacker"... by djeaux · · Score: 1
    ... it's "hot rodder".

    Performance chips have been on the market almost as long as there have been electronic ignitions & I remember "hacking" point ignitions by changing to centrifugal advance distributors, tweaking the timing advance, etc.

    Of course, the ultimate "hardware hackers" in the automotive world begin by changing parts like cams, headers, pistons & rods, etc.

    I used to wrench on a sportsman class NHRA bracket racing car. Even though we were pretty much shoestring, the car had electronics to compensate for driver reaction time at the starting line, to control shifting based on optimum rpm & limit revs at the top end to keep the car from "breaking out" of its dial-in E.T.

    The richer folks had sophisticated data logging equipment on their cars, usually feeding into a laptop for analysis between runs. And the pros? Whoo hoo! Hacker heaven!

    Now, for street cars, things are a bit different. There is an inverse relationship between how much you can push an engine & engine life. Putting a modded chip into an otherwise stock automobile is often an quick way to buy a new engine.

    For the nitrous oxide crowd, take a look at a tear down of an nitroussed engine. The pistons end up being pretty rapidly oxidized...

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  263. nice by 74nova · · Score: 1

    the wankel: one moving part

    my buddy has an fd, oh i like those things

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  264. Re:Warranty? How about emission laws and safety... by 74nova · · Score: 1
    There is an inverse relationship between performance and fuel efficiency
    no. i dont care what you turned before you went to med school, this is not correct. its close, but no cigar.

    98% or so of what you said was correct and the performance/fuel efficiency was pretty close. in reality, the more efficiently a car burns fuel, the more power it makes. now, along with this, the more fuel you burn the more power you make. so, most of the time when you see significant performance gains, they result in worse fuel economy simply because they are burning more fuel, not because they are burning it less efficiently(quite the opposite).

    the end result appears very similar to burning fuel less efficiently simply because the mileage went down. a very simple mistake, ill give you that one. oh, one more thing you were right about taht i should mention: high hp engines do burn fuel less efficiently but make the power thru burning lots of fuel. this would easily appear to be an inverse relationship of performance/fuel efficiency
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  265. Re:Warranty? How about emission laws and safety... by bpiltz · · Score: 1

    Yes, it was about 98% and I am guilty of oversimplifying.

    Optimum power for a gasoline engine is around 1:12 fuel:air mix. It produces more HC's and CO than the leaner mixture set by the engine computer - around 1:9 (off the top of my head) It's in this perfomance vs. clean burning range that increasing performance(energy) lowers fuel efficiency(energy/gallon). While you get more bang, you also burn the fuel less completely. This not-fully oxidized, exhausted fuel is wasted calories of energy, thus wasted fuel in an environmental and energy utilization sense. In a performance sense its not wasted becasue it gives you more horsepower, which is your goal. The direct realtionship you alluded to is also in this range, but it is between performance(energy) and fuel burned,

    You said "The more efficiently a car burns fuel, the more power it makes" is generally true as you move from ~1:5 (barely running) to 1:9(optimum efficiency) Ultimately optimum fuel efficiency is not the same point on the curve as optimum power. Moving from 1:9 to 1:12 is an increase in power, but a reduction in efficiency. It is that part of the curve on which fine tuning occurs and I was discussing.

    Incidentally, the additional fuel you burn should give you a corresponding increase in distance and not affect MPG if there was not an indirect relationship between power and fuel efficiency. ( The whole curve is really bell-shaped, so we are concerned with the interval between emissions control and max performance. MPG is affected becasue you increase the fuel delivery and don't burn all of it - i.e. waste gasoline. This is due to the chemical reaction equilibrium dynamics. As temp, pressure, and oxidized fuel increase in the chamber, further fuel burning slows. It takes too long to get that last bit and now you are off the optimum angle on the crank to produce max power with burning, so it is exhausted and another charge delivered. Horespower equals maximum and quick combustion during the optimum power angle on the crank. By adding more fuel, you just increase the amount that is burned in that critical time, but you also waste quite a bit more in the exhaust to do it. Its a trade off.

    There are other computer adjustmemnts at play besides the main two: timing and fuel mix. Combustion chamber temperature plays into the performance vs. emissions issue, too. This control is concerned with nitrogen oxide (NO) emissions, which produces brown smog.

    Thermodynamics tells you that the warmer an engine runs, the more efficient it becomes in its conversion of energy. The limiting factor in your car's engine is the temperature at which your oil begins to oxidize and fail as a lubricant. (This is much lower, ~500 degrees, than the melting point of metal components. Metal melts subsequent to friction after lubrication fails). Higher temperatures in the combustion chamber also produce greater amounts of NO, so the computer's programming is concerned with combustion chamber temps and controls auxillary fans, intake air temperature with a thermal air bybass system (TAB), timing, and exhaust gas recirculation (EGR) to lower them.

    EGR opens a valve and admits exhaust gas back into the combustion chamber - displacing maximum fuel/air charge. Since exhaust gas is inert and not an oxidizer its effect is to reduce the apparent displacement of the engine while maintaining fuel:air mix. This smaller charge reduces the temperature of the combustion stroke (and power) The goal is less NO emissions, but power is sacrificed.

    Back in the 70's, carbeurated engines had to lower compression ratios, add EGR, and drop fuel:air ratios, among other measures, to meet emissions. They took significant performance hits. Manifold fuel injection, better intake mainfold design, and multiple chmamber valves has greatly helped in restoring the lost power despite the power-robbing emission control devices. A lighter-weight chasis gives the impression of more power, so most consumers are happy with the present performance of their vehicles.

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  266. I forgot to add... by bpiltz · · Score: 1

    The jurisdiction of The Clean Air Act is the United States and its territories. This act is enforceable in a town of 1 person with no mandated testing or New York City and everything in between. If the vehicle is on the public road it is covered by this act.

    Emissions testing falls under another area of this act and the local presence or absence of it does not exempt you from compliance concerning tampering with devices. You just aren't as likely to get caught if you do.

    The population data you mentioned is regarding cities required to meet air quality standards. You don't have to test cars to do this. Some cities test cars and still don't consistently meet air quality standards (Denver and LA). Others don't test and meet the standards (Dallas). Weather, industry, and agriculture are big factors in this phenomena, but cars contribute too. It's up to your city to decide if checking cars will have a significant effect on air pollution and is politically feasable.

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  267. Oh yeah, research. good point. by xixax · · Score: 1

    I replaced the bushes in my 4WD. Fortunately I asked knowledgable people questions *before* I started as it's really easy to pull leaf springs out, but damn hard to put them back unless you do it the right way. Same goes with any component likely to be full of springs or be assembled to close tolerances.

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  268. one more thing... by 74nova · · Score: 1
    Now put 340 horsepower into a 3000 pound family car, and you've got my attention.
    try the bmw m5
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    1. Re:one more thing... by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      The BMW M5?

      I'd try that in a hearbeat... are you buying? :) I sure as hell can't afford it. Next gen is supposed to have near 500 horsepower, or so I hear.

  269. Two very good engines for chip tuning... by zazzel · · Score: 1

    ...are VW turbocharged engines.

    One of them (mine) is the 130hp TDI Golf Mk IV, engine type ASZ (also used in Jetta/Bora, Polo and Passat). The other one is the 1.8T type (150/170hp, depending on production year), where some people went up to 250hp, just with a chip.

    Get a chip from a trustworthy company offering a warranty on your drivetrain...