1. fuck all freaks.
2. fuck all urban dwellers.
3. fuck all crazed morons.
4. fuck all kangaroos (they're just like big rats)
5. fuck all yellow cowards.
6. fuck all oprah winfrey fans.
7. fuck all ugly motherfuckers.
8. fuck all animals (why not, they're dirty anyway...
9. fuck all southerners (I hate that drawl, y'all)
10. fuck all stupid people.
11. fuck all homeless people (they smell)
12. fuck all overt, pedantic whiners.
13. fuck all losers.
14. fuck all evil fuckers.
you must be fluent in blather, pants are against the law, and you must not covet thine neighbor's bitch, unless she's a nice little slut, which then by all means, you may do her.
I think that if some hot little bitch with perky tits walked into my office naked, that I'd fuck her right there and then, on the spot, unless she had some sort of nasty infection.
I think the Jennifer Aniston is a man, and that Brad Pitt is his gay lover.
I think that there are reasons why people in my family no longer live in Germany.
I think that we all need to scream "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!" at the top of our lungs every day at 11:30PM
Consider the history of sexual computing, They still run old whores because of the lingerie they built decades ago, anal and oral "software" is still running on hardware fom the 1970's and 1980's. Why? because recruiting younger sluts is economically dumb. Plus they have the sauce so if a behavioral modification is needed, hire a dominatrix or use the in-house S&M freak to change it, no pimp needed, no more "at the mercy" of other "companies". you can impliment changes and new whores in-house without having to spend another $2.9 million in order to upgrade the clinic's antibiotic stash again.
Linux has that advantage... The sluts, and you OWN it. Hey, I have linux and noone can take it away from me,
Linus cant stand up and say "everyone with the last name that starts with A can no longer have sex with me" like microsoft can, or IBM can or Apple can, or SCO, etc....
This isnt about the sex, it's about the herpes. The german govt cant tell everyone to "go fuck everything in sight" if they use a open sex system. Noone can sue them for rectal breach, charge them millions for illegal "search and seizure" (Microsoft audit) or be blackballed (Microsoft audit)
Any company or Government that has any testicles would see that geting out from under the control of another dominatrix will save thousands and even millions or whippings. and hiring Linux sex-slaves at a paltry $60K USD each saves even more money.
as for user training... well, the more you fuck, the more you'll know about fucking.
just like that time I was giving it to this nasty german whore, and she wanted more money, so I said, "look, bitch, I ain't gonna give your skanky ass no more money", so she got all pissed off, so I said, "fuck you, bitch. I'm gonna find me a nice slut to do for free." so I went and found some sluts.
spooge is strictly my territory... no trespassing... do not pass go... do not collect $200... do not whiz on the electric fence... do not walk on the grass... do not spooge on the new sofa...
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what we need is either a bug zapper, or some bats.
I prefer the bats.
RIAA: the bat food of choice.
so, then, who and what shall be the bats...
if a mac is good enough for Joe Satriani...
well...
need I say more?
yup, he's a stupid fucker.
it is also a firewall.
2. fuck all urban dwellers.
3. fuck all crazed morons.
4. fuck all kangaroos (they're just like big rats)
5. fuck all yellow cowards.
6. fuck all oprah winfrey fans.
7. fuck all ugly motherfuckers.
8. fuck all animals (why not, they're dirty anyway...
9. fuck all southerners (I hate that drawl, y'all)
10. fuck all stupid people.
11. fuck all homeless people (they smell)
12. fuck all overt, pedantic whiners.
13. fuck all losers.
14. fuck all evil fuckers.
sp00g3!
and some un-sweetened cofee
and bran flakes
yummy McDonalds...
fucking fast food.
feel it straighten your intestines!
watch it push shit back out your mouth!
feel the magic!
hot german bitches sucking you off for free!
yeah!
I think the Jennifer Aniston is a man, and that Brad Pitt is his gay lover.
I think that there are reasons why people in my family no longer live in Germany.
I think that we all need to scream "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!" at the top of our lungs every day at 11:30PM
I think that shoeboy is dead.
Linux has that advantage... The sluts, and you OWN it. Hey, I have linux and noone can take it away from me, Linus cant stand up and say "everyone with the last name that starts with A can no longer have sex with me" like microsoft can, or IBM can or Apple can, or SCO, etc....
This isnt about the sex, it's about the herpes. The german govt cant tell everyone to "go fuck everything in sight" if they use a open sex system. Noone can sue them for rectal breach, charge them millions for illegal "search and seizure" (Microsoft audit) or be blackballed (Microsoft audit)
Any company or Government that has any testicles would see that geting out from under the control of another dominatrix will save thousands and even millions or whippings. and hiring Linux sex-slaves at a paltry $60K USD each saves even more money.
as for user training... well, the more you fuck, the more you'll know about fucking.
hot-dogs and apple pie
big, shiny dildos
skanky whores running around naked, fucking everyone in sight.
dead squirrels.
And Germans as well known for enjoying anal sex, in particular, the gay kind. Just ask Freddie Mercury.
I hear Sir Elton knows a bit about this, too.
damn whores.
they despise you!
They want only to humiliate you
they wish you dead!
they want the goat? they can't handle the goat!
of course, the goat belongs to SI
but SI's goat gets no action
he can't satisfy his goat
his goat is dead
died of boredom
SI is boring
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yup
k
I swear!
Who could make this up?
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I hate it when I'm wrong.
p00t!
I put them on my head!
I like to prance around naked in large, open areas!
I am not a goat fucker!
spoooooooooooooooooge!
spo0o0o0o0o0oge!
sp0000g3!
spuje!
I have never been to Brazil!
But I have a nice collection of Bras!
I like the tiny b-cups!
So nice and quaint!
perfect handfuls...
d-cups scare me!
I might suffocate!
What a pleasant way to die!
Boobed to death!
w00t!
spooge!
Oh well, back to downloading pr0n!
Posting anonymously to protect my precious karma
this .sig for rent!
fuck me like the bitch I am - Heidi Wall
can't forget p00t!