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  1. Re:In defiance of Betteridge's law of headline: ye on Will Tablets Kill Off e-Readers? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We're hideously antiquated, old bean.

    *adjusts monocle and top hat*

  2. Re:Metric system, please on Cassini Discovers First River On Another World · · Score: 1

    I'm Canadian, you insensitive clod, and I'm not impressed by your 4.5 cm.

  3. Re:Unauthorized export resale? on New Hampshire Cops Use Taser On Woman Buying Too Many iPhones · · Score: 2

    Someone who wants to give me 16000$ ? Hell no! I'd open some Champagne!

    No kidding, I used to work retail and a day like this would be fucking spectacular. We'd talk about it for months. "Hey, remember when that lady came in and bought every family member an iPhone?"

  4. Re:Brace Yourselves on Atheist Blogger Sentenced To 3 Years in Prison For Insulting Islam · · Score: 1

    Are we going to drink microbrews and talk about outer space?

  5. Re:As much as I hate cutting science budgets on Laser Fusion Put On a Slow Burn By US Government · · Score: 1

    until we can blow up the sun at will military minds will keep wanting bigger bombs let them keep developing though lots of our current civilian tech is derived from military research. Besides if they don't pour it into research they will look for places to spend it, or rather places to blow up.

    every sun.

  6. Re:Here's a better idea. on US Nuclear Industry Plans "Rescue Wagon" To Avert Meltdowns · · Score: 1

    It would be in a small bunker built to withstand all manner of hilarity. Smaller = tougher.

    Buldings in my home town will be standing after a 9.0 earthquake and/or a 100+ mph storm.

  7. Re:Balancing potential deaths with real-today ones on Altered Immune Cells Help Girl Beat Leukemia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Holy crap. Imagine if they could make sexually-transmitted cancer cures?

    Unfortunately, the population of slashdot will STILL be decimated by cancer. But the rest of the world would have a field day!!

    Your cliche is out of date.

    We're now all getting separated or divorced.

  8. Re:Here's a better idea. on US Nuclear Industry Plans "Rescue Wagon" To Avert Meltdowns · · Score: 2

    That's probably the best place, your backyard.

    Everyone's backyard.

    Put a small reactor in each neighbourhood. Scale down the energy required, scale down everything, reduce the transmission costs to nearly nothing, and use smaller pebblebed style systems.

  9. Re:If you volunteer, then you are not qualified... on Over 1000 Volunteers For 'Suicide' Mission To Mars · · Score: 1

    Just like your mom, I don't always start with the biggest things first.

  10. Re:If you volunteer, then you are not qualified... on Over 1000 Volunteers For 'Suicide' Mission To Mars · · Score: 1

    Which isn't much different from everyone ever, really.

    We've all got to go sometime.

  11. Re:If you volunteer, then you are not qualified... on Over 1000 Volunteers For 'Suicide' Mission To Mars · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would go for the engineering challenge.

    I would fully understand the risk... the certainty that I would never again see my home. I'd never go scuba diving again. I'd never watch the sunrise in a forest. Shit, I'd even miss going to the gym! I'd never see my kids (they're 6 and 8) or any of their kids ever again. I'd never be able to pop down to the store and pick up a McGuffin or widget or a burger.

    I'd never get another FP on Slashdot.

    But I'd be on Mars. We'd be living with the leading edge of human technology, all alone, with no supplies ever coming by. Yes, I would die on Mars. Maybe within hours of landing. I've got somewhere between 60 and 70 years left on Earth, max. I'd get less than that on Mars, almost certainly. What I've learned, and learned the hard way, is that how long you live isn't as important as how WELL you've lived. Did you push your life to the limits? Did you live up to your potential? What do you regret not doing? Do it. Tomorrow never comes.

    Think of what the species would learn from a mission to Mars. That's well worth my life and gladly traded.

    And I'd do it for free. Just give me the use of the company vehicle for a few months, then room and board afterwards.

  12. Re:If you volunteer, then you are not qualified... on Over 1000 Volunteers For 'Suicide' Mission To Mars · · Score: 1

    You've got to die sometime.

    You're going to die on Earth. At some point, someone is going to die in space or out on Mars or on the Moon or on some other planet.

    But we're all going to die. Rather than die of old age with a perfectly preserved body, why not take the chance at a life on Mars? It might be short, it might be painful. It might take six months to get there. Hell, it took that long to get to the New World back in the 1600s. (Admittedly, there was air everywhere)

    You might choke on a bagel tomorrow. A drunk driver might plow right into you on New Year's Eve.

  13. Re:If you volunteer, then you are not qualified... on Over 1000 Volunteers For 'Suicide' Mission To Mars · · Score: 1

    I'm recovering from decompression sickness, you insensitive clod!

  14. Re:Congress Sucks on Congressional Committee Casts a Harsh Eye On Vaccination Science · · Score: 1

    That's an electrocardiogram.

    I had an echocardiogram.

  15. Re:I say go ahead ... on Cops To Congress: We Need Logs of Americans' Text Messages · · Score: 1

    This.

    I didn't get a cell until I got separated. That's how people talk and arrange parties, dates, etc.

  16. Re:uText is not a solution for everybody on Cops To Congress: We Need Logs of Americans' Text Messages · · Score: 1

    I imagine that some privacy-minded people use prepaid "burner" phones.

    Criminals too. Why wouldn't you just use a prepaid, cash-paid phone, use it for your illegal stuff, then throw it in the ocean?

    Happened in my home town, a hit man used a one-time-use-only cell phone to set up the target, murdered her, and has gotten away with it for 5 years now. (We have 1-2 murders a year on a bad year.)

  17. Re:Congress Sucks on Congressional Committee Casts a Harsh Eye On Vaccination Science · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been in the Canadian, American, and Belizian medical systems this year.

    In Belize, they'll do what they can. They can't get their hands on pretty much any supplies. Even gloves and syringes are impossible to get.

    I've had to get some tests done at home. It took about 2 months to see a dive specialist and then another month for a follow-up. It took eight months to get an echocardiogram. I do require an MRI to check for nerve damage in my spine but I'm waiting to see the doctor who can refer me to the machine. OTOH, my friend got a CT scan in 30 minutes when they thought he was having a stroke.

    In the US, you get in right away, any tests that you'd like. You just have to pay for it. There was a clinic in Belize run by a company in Texas, they wanted my CC first and then I could get treated.

    I've considered -- seriously considered -- going to the US and paying out of pocket to get the tests sooner than Canada can get around to it. I mean, there's a simple fix, just add a law to prevent any elected official in Canada from having secondary health coverage.

  18. Re:But... on Some Apple iMacs "Assembled In America" · · Score: 0

    But whatever, keep sucking up to the rich and maybe they'll actually let you kiss their ring one day.

    Wouldn't it be faster to cut off the finger and keep the ring?

    I mean, if they're going to be sociopaths to us...

  19. Re:Just pay the bribe and move on on McAfee Was Not Captured · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know the deal where the Mexican policeman pulls you over for made up BS until you slip him some cash? Same deal just a little bigger scale. The solution is not to drive in Mexico. Worked pretty well for me when I visited (great scuba diving BTW and liked the food too)

    The correct answer is "Oh, sorry, simple mistake. Can I just pay the fine right now? I don't need a receipt."

  20. Re:Sorry, but... on McAfee Was Not Captured · · Score: 4, Funny

    Still the only file system that murders your wife.

  21. Re:I am having a vision of the future... on Researchers Create New Cheap, Shatterproof, Plastic Light Bulbs · · Score: 2

    Prototypes should always work perfectly.

  22. Re:It's only being renamed... on No More "Asperger's Syndrome" · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, we're just assholes online.

  23. Re:alright, on 4 Microsoft Engineers Predicted DRM Would Fail 10 Years Ago · · Score: 1

    EVERY DAY

    Every day.

  24. Re:Lawsuits or levies, not both on Canada Creates Cap On Liability For File Sharing Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    Hey man, it's up to you.

    Part of any great story is in the telling, and my audio system does a really good job telling the story. It's also great at telling the story to a whole bunch of friends.