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  1. Re:Right. on Sorry For the Detainment, Here's a Laptop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Give a terrorist the tools and knowledge to conspire against us with people around the globe, instantly. What could possibly go wrong?

    These people are not considered terrorists. That's why they have to be released sooner rather than later.

    They are currently being held because they can't go back to China, and they haven't yet found a place that can give them asylum.

    Cheers

  2. Re:Texas? You Don't Say! on Judgement Against Microsoft Declares XML Editing Software To Be Worth $98? · · Score: 1

    The example in the patent looks like the same early-XML format used by Ventura, a desktop publishing program released in 1986 by Xerox

    And, Charles Goldfarb says he invented SGML in '74, which means the amount of prior art to something like XML is huge. The whole point was to separate content from layout, as well as (theoretically) allowing more automation on documents.

    I utterly fail to see how this can possibly be something which can be patented by someone who filed an application in '94.

    This sounds awfully fishy to me.

    Cheers

  3. Re:Surprise, surprise.... on Microsoft Kills 3-App Limit For Windows 7 Starter Edition · · Score: 1

    Was Vista really that bad that Microsoft has to attempt to manipulate the press and websites to this extent in order to give the illusion that Windows 7 is better?

    If Microsoft ever fails to convince people their newest stuff is better, than they're out of business.

    The new hotness is always the new hotness, and the old and busted must be replaced for a generous amount of money they'll happily accept from you.

    What are they going to say, "now, 10% better"??

    Cheers

  4. Re:"even more attractive"... what? on Microsoft Kills 3-App Limit For Windows 7 Starter Edition · · Score: 1

    I have a new bullshit meter. It measures in units of "picosofts".

    I think pico is a little too fine grained. What about something bigger .... like, microsofts maybe? ;-)

    Cheers

  5. Re:As We Know It on EPOXI Team Develops New Method To Find Alien Ocean · · Score: 1

    Are we looking for planets that will potentially have life forms that are some how similar to those we know of on our own world?

    Well, because if you look for conditions like your own world, you know you have at least a fighting chance. If you start looking for lifeforms with chemistry vastly different from your own, you have no basis to look at.

    So, absent any workable evidence of a completely different life-form to us, you stick what what we do know works. That would be purely speculative as you'd have no way to look for it other than making WAGs about things you know nothing about. At that point, it kinda stops being science.

    How would you even start to search for something you can't conceive of? At least looking for things similar to our own conditions you can screen out most of the candidates to a smaller sample.

    Cheers

  6. Re:Um... on Fluorescent Monkeys Cast Light On Human Disease · · Score: 1

    Why don't they just use a flashlight?

    Why use a flashlight when you can use a genetically engineered fluorescent monkey?

    I mean, sure, it's a little showy, but chicks dig it. :-P

    Cheers

  7. Re:Glowing is cool, but the novelty is elsewhere on Fluorescent Monkeys Cast Light On Human Disease · · Score: 3, Funny

    "But the novelty is that now you can make green offspring with no extra effort!"

    Some of us like the "effort" part, you know.

    With monkeys??? :-P

    Cheers

  8. Re:Umm... on Japan Launches 'Buddha Phone' · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the Tamils.

    Tamil's aren't Buddhist. That's the Sinhalese.

    Cheers

  9. Re:Umm... on Japan Launches 'Buddha Phone' · · Score: 1

    The kind of Buddhism imported to the West - secularized, made "not a religion," turned into a kind of set of technologies for personal development, stripped of any perspectives that generally clash with regular humanism - is very much unlike the Buddhisms of Asia, which are very much religions, which have real religious exclusivity, which have outright superstitions, rituals, etc.

    See, it's still Buddhism, and it's all compatible. At core, the same teachings are present in both -- The Four Noble Truths and the Noble Eight-Fold Path form the basis for the whole shebang.

    The superstitions, rituals, and what have you have generally remained as cultural things on top of the Buddhism. In the end, the trappings themselves are considered to be "empty" -- meaning in the end, they too fall away in the grand scheme of things. The Buddha is said to have eschewed such things.

    Except for in places where sects of Buddhists can clash violently (very much losing sight of Buddhism), by now the major schools of Buddhism differ largely in the odd bit of metaphysics or semantics that get pretty arcane. Even the Theravada and Mahayana traditions generally can reach consensus on most things.

    Buddhism has never been monolithic. As I said before, while it can be practiced as a religion, it is not required that Buddhism manifest as a religion.

    Cheers

  10. Re:Umm... on Japan Launches 'Buddha Phone' · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Buddhism is like any other religion.

    Buddhism isn't technically a religion. There really isn't a "god" to believe in, and some of the Western interpretations play down a lot of the actual parts which make it a religion and emphasize the personal growth aspect of it. You can believe in literal reincarnation and nirvana, or treat it as more of a metaphor and a way to teach a more meaningful life. There's nothing inherent to it which requires you to take it all on faith, and it's always up for debate if it proves to be wrong -- it's just held up to close examination. Many people consider themselves as Buddhists without considering it their religion. In fact, Buddhism can co-exist with a religion -- you can be Catholic and practice Buddhism.

    It's not like once you've lit your 10,000th stick of incense, some guy named Buddha appears before you, smacks you on the forehead to open up your third eye and then you're suddenly enlightened.

    Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. :-P

    Cheers

  11. Re:Combined with Phyto-Estrogens from Soy Formula on BPA Leaches From Polycarbonate Bottles Into Humans · · Score: 1

    Rule 34 strikes again...

    Well, yeah. But, loking at the rules, I should think that from 27-36 all stem from 34.

    I mean, 27 through 33 starts with the quest for porn, and always have. ;-)

    Cheers

  12. Re:Combined with Phyto-Estrogens from Soy Formula on BPA Leaches From Polycarbonate Bottles Into Humans · · Score: 1

    Who cares about such monstrosities? Now, a real human female breast growing out of the top of a computer mouse would sell like crazy.

    Well, it certainly is the most intuitive interface we've got. Bet it'd be nice and ergonomic as well. ;-)

    Hmmm .... I bet if you really did some R&D work, you could get a two handed setup to make a virtual keyboard or something -- jiggling and squeezing boobies to prevent RSI and have a more natural interface to the computer!

    You should look into some venture capital on that one. ;-)

    Cheers

  13. Re:Combined with Phyto-Estrogens from Soy Formula on BPA Leaches From Polycarbonate Bottles Into Humans · · Score: 3, Funny

    This could grow tits on a frog.

    Hmmm .... so, do you mean that like growing a human ear on a mouse so you have an actual breast growing out of the back or a frog? Or do you mean a whole new market of cosmetic breast augmentation for frogs?

    I'm just asking. Either way, I'm sure it would fast become a popular kind of porn for some people. ;-)

    Cheers

  14. Re:Patenting away the competition on Microsoft Gaming Patents — Where They're Going · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but the wireless syncing and game support was much better than the Ipod's until the touch came out.

    *shrug* If you think those are useful, glad you liked them. I have no interest in playing games on my music player, or my phone. :-P

    "Geek-cool or cool-people cool? Because, quite frankly, they're very different."

    Don't hurt yourself thinking about this question, I realize it's very difficult.

    No, seriously. Because the Zune never matched the cool factor of the iPod. Outside of the hardcore MS fanboi, most people showed no interest in it whatsoever.

    I mean, clearly this guy thought it was "cool", but again, I don't think that's what most people when they think of "cool". :-P

    Cheers

  15. Re:including television on Microsoft Gaming Patents — Where They're Going · · Score: 1

    Or you could buy two monitors, watch TV on one, play on the other.

    Why stop at two? I've always wanted one of those big wall-o-monitor dealios you see on TV. :-P

    Cheers

  16. Re:Patenting away the competition on Microsoft Gaming Patents — Where They're Going · · Score: 1

    The Zune isn't/wasn't a bad device, in fact it had features that Ipods lacked for many years.

    But, were they features people actually wanted, or just some extra bells and whistles that only a few people will ever need, use, or even know about? I don't think in the years I've owned iPods I've ever felt there were features I wish it had.

    It was just marketed poorly and could beat the Ipod's cool factor.

    Geek-cool or cool-people cool? Because, quite frankly, they're very different.

    Cheers

  17. Huh? on Microsoft Gaming Patents — Where They're Going · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, they're either trying to patent the general-purpose computer, or they're trying to say that merging your home theatre into one single component is a unique invention.

    I mean, you've been able to watch TV, movies, play music, and play games on a Mac for, what, 10+ years now? And you can easily make a PC do all of this as well (most of it right out of the box). And by changing the settings on my amplifier, I can choose between music, movies, video games, and the radio.

    All they're doing is taking functionality which has been available individually, as well as already integrated into the function of a computer, and adding one more thing -- being a gaming console. None of these sound like they should be patentable -- you can't take something people do all of the time, and patent the idea of doing it all in one box. That makes no sense to me.

    Have patents really devolved to "take what we can already do, put it in a box that also plays video games" and have that somehow be an innovation??

    I would argue that the entire computer industry (Microsoft included) has produced enough prior art as to seemingly completely invalidate this entire patent.

    Cheers

  18. Re:VR was more hype than reality on Where Are the High-Res Head-Mounted Displays? · · Score: 1

    Well, as someone who's been waiting for an affordable HMD that I can use for an augmented reality project I've been thinking of starting, let me just ask you one thing: How would I go about mounting a 50" LCD monitor or a projector + screen on my head in a way that doesn't make result in me constantly falling over?

    Big huge counterweight? :-P

    Cheers

  19. Re:Wasn't that long ago... on Special Effects Lessons From JJ Abrams' Star Trek · · Score: 3, Informative

    That list isn't adjusted for inflation, either. Gone with the Wind dominated the charts for a long time, inflation-adjusted.

    OK, here's the inflation adjusted list too. :-P

    Cheers

  20. Re:Wasn't that long ago... on Special Effects Lessons From JJ Abrams' Star Trek · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hurt it's appeal??? For Chirsts sake it's the second most moneymaking movie of all time and broke more than a dozen box office recrords!!!

    Iron Man did make money, but it's nowhere near the second highest grossing film of all time.

    Domestically, that's Dark Knight, with Iron Man in 21st place. Worldwide, Iron Man is in 48th overall -- -- it is the second highest grossing for 2008.

    It did well, but not quite as well as you suggest. You are, however, correct in saying it certainly doesn't seem that the character in Iron Man hurt it's appeal to movie-goers.

    Cheers

  21. Re:A CPU for this? on DIY Microprocessor Sound Level Meter Demoed At MIT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just goes to show ya that MIT guys will crack a nut using a bulldozer. There's plenty of dedicated level-meter chips around which cost next to nothing and provide a better, logarithmic response, which is what you want for sound.

    While there's some truth to what you say, if we all just decided to use off-the-shelf components to do all of this stuff, people would forget how it's done, and then it would be arcanum.

    The MIT approach of using a bulldozer to crack a nut usually demonstrates a pretty fine control over the bulldozer, and a reasonable understanding of how much force to apply to the nut and not end up with powder. It usually somehow comes across with a bit of controlled elegance amid the mayhem. :-P

    Isn't the whole point to be doing the science and technology for the sake of doing the basic science and technology? I applaud anyone who can and does go back to first principles -- because, quite frankly, I can't do it myself. It's just good to know someone is keeping it alive.

    Cheers

  22. Re:iPhone App on DIY Microprocessor Sound Level Meter Demoed At MIT · · Score: 1

    Can't we just have an iPhone App to do this?

    Or indeed, a java app for most Symbian phones?

    There's a lot to be said for being able to roll up your sleeves and actually do the fiddly bits. It shows you understand the underlying problem instead of just downloading a magic cure that does it for you. (Well, in this case, buy a kit and then assemble it.)

    Granted, a lot of people are kvetching that this really isn't that difficult (which I'm not qualified to comment on ;-) -- as much as this might fall into the category of "someone at MIT did it so it's both cool and revolutionary", it still warms my heart to know people are still kicking it old school.

    Not all problems are best solved with trying to turn an iPhone into a Swiss-army chain-saw. That's what perl is supposed to be for. :-P

    Cheers

  23. Re:3 GB of RAM will not be enough for anyone on Windows 7 "Not Much Faster" Than Vista · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back when Vista first came out, machines with 512 MB of RAM were sold with Vista. So it's not just older computers. Many people didn't realize 512 MB wasn't enough, and got upset that their computers ran slowly out of the box.

    Oh, I understand that. The problem is that manufacturers have never sold machines with enough RAM due to price. When I bought an XP box in about 2002 or so, I put 1GB on it since I already knew that the 256MB or so that was common was nowhere near enough.

    Heck, back in '92 if you bought a Windows machine with the "recommended" 4MB that Microsoft gave as a guideline, with 4MB the machine was completely unusable. The machine would thrash itself into oblivion with only Word running -- yet, people said that it should be a usable configuration. Those computers ran slowly right out of the box too.

    By the time Vista came out, 512MB wasn't really enough to run XP on, so it's hardly a surprise that it couldn't hold up to Vista.

    That used to be true a few years ago, but probably not anymore, for some people. Flash-based online video eats up both CPU usage and RAM in large amounts.

    Quite frankly, that's why I think Flash-based anything is a piece of shit. It uses way more resources than older and more established video formats like Quicktime, MPEG, or AVI -- and I'm not convinced it actually provides any benefits.

    I don't have flash installed on my machines. Anything which is solely Flash dependent is something I avoid because it's garbage and resource intensive.

    Cheers

  24. Re:3 GB of RAM will not be enough for anyone on Windows 7 "Not Much Faster" Than Vista · · Score: 1

    Maybe Vista is not slow anymore on newer machines with nice specs, but Windows 7 is still faster. :) You like Vista, but would you still pick it over Windows 7 if you didn't have a decent computer and were buying one when Windows 7 already came out?

    In all honesty, I'm not overly clear on what Windows 7 is going to offer as any compelling reason to upgrade, and the machine is still only about 6 months old. So, I'm not even closely monitoring what Windows 7 is supposed to offer as benefits.

    If I was buying a brand new machine with decent specs, I'd probably go with what is considered the latest OS. It just happened that when I was buying my machine, Vista was the new hotness and could be had with 64-bit support.

    I don't really see it as a choice between Vista and Windows 7. Windows 7 is so far just a beta, and there's no compelling reason to cause me to upgrade my Vista box to it just yet.

    I'm just always baffled by complaints that Vista doesn't run as fast as on an older machine with much smaller specs than it does on a new one. That seems fairly obvious to me. :-P

    I have always maintained that the best way to future-proof a machine is to put as much RAM as you can afford/it can hold when you buy it. Very few applications have ever really needed more CPU speed, but not enough memory is going to slow your machine to a crawl.

    Cheers

  25. Re:3 GB of RAM will not be enough for anyone on Windows 7 "Not Much Faster" Than Vista · · Score: 1

    Eventually, people will need more than 3 GB of RAM. At that point, the choice will be between XP x64, Vista, and Windows 7 if they want to stick with M$ Operating Systems. XP x64 has compatibility issues; Vista is slow. Take a guess at what they are going to pick.

    I'm typically not one to defend Microsoft on these things. I'll admit, I've been a hater in the past. But, I tend to think this whole "Vista is slow" thing is BS or just whining.

    This year I bought myself a new machine, and since prices have dropped so much over the last bunch of years, I decided to make a big honking machine. I've got a 64-bit quad-core Intel, 8GB of RAM, and 2TB of disk -- this all for about $1200 CDN, and that included the OEM version of Vista Home Premium 64.

    I must say, I've been actually rather quite happy with Vista. The UAC everyone is always bitching about is actually kind of a nice feature, and lets me run as a non-admin user for 99% of what I do, and get admin rights only when I need them.

    The problem is, a modern OS simply requires more resources than an older one. Back in the day when we had 8MB of memory and 33MHz of processing speed, things were a lot more lightweight and leaner because they had to be. As computers do more, they need more resources.

    I can completely see that Microsoft can't continue to build an OS that does all they want it to do and still have it fit in 256MB of RAM on a slow processor. It's not really reasonable to hope that your 5 year old machine will run the new hotness.

    I'm willing to bet that Apple's latest OSX is a dog on older Macs that don't come close to the specs of shipping machines.

    Cheers