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Special Effects Lessons From JJ Abrams' Star Trek

brumgrunt writes "JJ Abram's hugely successful — on many levels — reboot of Star Trek has, for Den Of Geek, brought to the fore a lesson about special effects that many movie makers have been missing. Surely it's time now that special effects were actually used properly?" (The new film is not without some goofs, though only a few of the ones listed by Movie Mistakes' nitpickers are sciency.)

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  1. summarizing the article for you... by Yold · · Score: 5, Interesting

    don't rely on special effects for content

    Some movies are made to entertain people between the ages of 4 and 70 (i.e. spiderman). The wider the age range, the less room there is for typical plot elements, because younger audiences get bored quickly. Some movies are pretty good just because of their CGI alone. I might be risking my geek-card here, but none of the new Star Wars were actually that boring due to all the big-budget CGI/effects.

    1. Re:summarizing the article for you... by slim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      none of the new Star Wars were actually that boring due to all the big-budget CGI/effects.

      Yes, it was the script and the acting that made them ponderously boring.

    2. Re:summarizing the article for you... by xouumalperxe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I might be risking my geek-card here, but none of the new Star Wars were actually that boring due to all the big-budget CGI/effects.

      Boring? No. But I haven't watched any of them a second time, whereas I still watch the original trilogy every once in a while.

    3. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      don't rely on special effects for content

      Why not? The special effects were the only thing that kept me going. The storyline pissed me off both as a Trekker (destruction of Vulcan, Kirk as a whiny bitch, Spock and Uhura as an item) and as a normal movie goer (3rd year cadet gets command of the flagship at the end of the movie? yeah, right....).

      The effects saved the movie for me. From the little touches (ships don't always share the same z-axis, the Arcologies in Iowa) to the re-imagined ships, engineering with actual engineering components (save the stupid water pipe scene) and a bridge that looked every bit as crowded and chaotic as you'd expect for controlling a starship with a crew of a thousand.

      If it wasn't for the well done effects I would have walked out in disgust. The storyline wasn't as bad as some of the treknobabble particle-of-the-week plots that we've seen in the past but it was no Wrath of Khan or Pale Moonlight either. If I had to rank it with the other movies I'd put it behind Khan, Voyage Home, Undiscovered County, Generations and First Contact.

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    4. Re:summarizing the article for you... by odourpreventer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Some movies are pretty good just because of their CGI alone

      I see your Star Wars ante and raise you Transformers, Lost in space, Speed racer. Lots of CGI, still a waste of time and money.

    5. Re:summarizing the article for you... by hardburn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I might be risking my geek-card here, but none of the new Star Wars were actually that boring due to all the big-budget CGI/effects.

      True enough. OTOH, it doesn't say anything good about the movie when it's more enjoyable by fast-forwarding through 2/3rds of it.

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    6. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The beauty of the movie was despite the changes the basic relationships of the group are intact. Remember this story is about the people before we originally met them in the Original Series. I think it was great because it make Star Trek available to a new and larger audience. I am a Trekkie and always have and will be. I was surprised at the destruction of Vulcan but if only the fact of how kirk got into StarFleet was changed by the Spock /Nero events the story would have seemed more crazy. In a way this will make Spock more interesting because he can go to the new Vulcan planet in future movies and deal with his race more in flux. Spock and Uhura (instead of Spock and Nurse Chapel sort of), make things more interesting. I appreciated all of the tributes to other Treks :the "Ceti" Eel and Captain Pike, the enterprise rising out of the gas giant ala Wrath of Khan. Bones was great. Gives people another reason as to why he is Bones McCoy, not just that he is a doctor. John Cho was great as Sulu.
      Simon Peggy as Scotty (Jimmy Doohan would be proud). Th effects were not the big thing for me because with Star Trek the effects were never the big thing. It was about stories and relationships and Space and the unknown. Space Battles were fun but it that is what you really want watch Star Wars and be happy.

    7. Re:summarizing the article for you... by sunderland56 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      don't rely on special effects for content

      Or to put it another way: if your viewers realize that they are watching special effects, you're doing it wrong.

      One of the biggest successful CGI movies ever was Forrest Gump - because nobody was thinking "cool special effects", everyone was concentrating on the plot of the movie. And the plot, after all, is the main point.

    8. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Otter+Popinski · · Score: 1

      Boring? No. But I haven't watched any of them a second time, whereas I still watch the original trilogy every once in a while.

      Where did you manage to find a copy of the original trilogy?

      Or do you mean the retouched versions where they added in all the big-budget CGI/effects?

    9. Re:summarizing the article for you... by PriceIke · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:summarizing the article for you... by TurboNed · · Score: 1

      Contact had a lot of that too.

    11. Re:summarizing the article for you... by rwven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh come now... Transformers is a decent movie.

    12. Re:summarizing the article for you... by corbettw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (destruction of Vulcan, Kirk as a whiny bitch, Spock and Uhura as an item) and as a normal movie goer (3rd year cadet gets command of the flagship at the end of the movie? yeah, right....)

      Here's a few things to keep in mind when watching the movie:

      * the destruction of Vulcan was a bold move, and demonstrated more clearly than anything else they could've done (including killing off some of the bridge crew) that this is a different universe and no one is safe. I think it was the right thing to do in this movie and made sure people knew they couldn't depend on the old canon to keep things straight.
      * quite a few starships were destroyed by Nemo, so maybe as many as 10,000 Starfleet officers were lost. Suddenly, a third year cadet is a lot more senior than he would ordinarily be.
      * different military organizations have different rules for advancement. Just because the US Navy of the late 20th/early 21st century wouldn't make that kind of jump in grade doesn't mean others haven't, or wouldn't. During the American Civil War, Custer was promoted from Lieutenant to Brigadier General nearly overnight (and it could be argued that Custer and Kirk have a lot in common). So promoting Kirk to Captain isn't without precedent even in real history.
      * Uhuru and Spock as an item actually makes sense. They were supposed to kiss in one episode of TOS, but Shatner bitched about it so Kirk and Uhuru shared the first interracial kiss on network TV. But with emotions running bare after the destruction of Vulcan, I can see where things would go off in a different direction for them both.

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    13. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Binestar · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I still have a copy of the original VHS releases that I toss in every once and awhile. I suppose I should convert them to DVD, but never felt the need. I've considered downloading the Laserdisc versions but haven't yet.

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    14. Re:summarizing the article for you... by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      Bones was great. Gives people another reason as to why he is Bones McCoy, not just that he is a doctor.

      Out of all the performances, I feel that Karl Urban nailed the original better than anyone else. The voice, and the WAY he said things just worked.... well.

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    15. Re:summarizing the article for you... by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some movies are made to entertain people between the ages of 4 and 70 (i.e. spiderman). The wider the age range, the less room there is for typical plot elements, because younger audiences get bored quickly. Some movies are pretty good just because of their CGI alone. I might be risking my geek-card here, but none of the new Star Wars were actually that boring due to all the big-budget CGI/effects.

      "A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." -- George Lucas, before the fall

      The most essential task of any story is drawing in the audience. The most essential task of any actor is to be interesting. When the audience is engaged, the story is successful.

      Special effects are just an example of the distracting fluff poor writers throw at a story to try and make it interesting. It could just have easily been sex or violence.

      The Marx Brothers had a very scientific approach to making their movies. They would have a framework for the sketches to hang off of, the loose storyline, and they would experiment with shaking things up as they moved their act around the vaudeville circuit. Sometimes it would be a new skit, sometimes just a punchline. Often times they wouldn't know why one was seen as funnier than another, they just knew which got the better response. By the time they were ready to film, their script was scientifically tested and proven to be a laugh-maker.

      I laughed when I read about that because it went along with something I'd already decided for myself -- you know you have a good story and good actors if you can put them on an empty stage, do a reading and have the audience interested. If you have a script and actors that can survive this test, just imagine how good it'll be with costumes and sets and a real movie wrapped around it.

      Star Wars A New Hope had us engaged from the start. The music, the title crawl, dropping us right into that story. The special effects blew us away, of course, seeing those huge ships. But when we saw the brutality of the firefight and Darth come out of the smoke, we were hooked. That movie came out the year I was born. When I first saw it I appreciated it for the pretty shapes and sounds. As I got older and had subsequent viewings I could appreciate it on more levels. The hints of galactic politics left room for geeky speculation without getting mired in poorly done senate scenes. Of course, we need only look at a number of good movies to see how senate chamber and court room scenes can be done in an utterly engaging fashion.

      I won't comment on the script and plot of the new Star Trek here, I'll just comment on the special effects and cinematography. They Sucked. I'm sick of the hyperkinetic Bourne Identity shakey-cam. It's old. It sucks. I'm over it. I'm sure I would have rated the quality of the CGI work more highly if they'd have bolted the camera down to something so I could tell what the fuck I'm looking at.

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    16. Re:summarizing the article for you... by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Informative

      engineering with actual engineering components

      So long as you don't have any actual experience with engineering spaces. Real ones do tend to be cramped, but they aren't random - the ones in the movie look exactly like what they are, factories pressed into service as 'engineering spaces'.
       
       

      a bridge that looked every bit as crowded and chaotic as you'd expect for controlling a starship with a crew of a thousand

      Again, only so long as you don't have any actual experience. Warship bridges in real life are deadly serious places without a dozen extras milling about without a purpose just to fill space.
       
      One of my pet peeves is the tendency of SF to ignore how real-world combat vessels operate - ship control and combat control functions are separated. On a surface warship of any size, they are physically separated. Even on a submarine (lacking room for physical separation) they are functionally grouped. On US submarines, ship systems and control are traditionally on the port side and sensors and combat control on the starboard. Separating them is the periscope stand, the CO's battle station, where he can easily oversee both functions. (With the conning officer on the port supervising the ship, and the XO on the starboard managing combat control, leaving the CO to focus on the big picture.)

    17. Re:summarizing the article for you... by jollyreaper · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh come now... Transformers is a decent movie.

      You're missing a sarcasm tag I hope?

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    18. Re:summarizing the article for you... by fostware · · Score: 1

      Except the refresh required to not blur battle scenes is too much for a standard cinema.

      Transformers looked bad in cinemas and yet looks smoother and less prone to blurring on a proper DVD player at home.

      It's proof that the producers never looked at it outside the high-refresh digital video workprints.

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    19. Re:summarizing the article for you... by rivaldufus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Point taken, but it's kind of hard to disguise planets exploding, or giant spaceships exploding as we have no historical footage of them.

      It's a bit of a stretch to compare Gump to Trek.

    20. Re:summarizing the article for you... by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      Even with all the added CGI (yeah, that's the version), the effects are well below the new trilogy's. But that's my point exactly: Even if we had special effects parity, where the new ones merely entertain me for a bit, the old ones actually captivate me.

      Incidentally, I think that Episode 1 got seriously screwed by coming out so soon after the Matrix. The Matrix had a novel plot, versus a new bit of story we already sort of knew about, and featured much better special effects -- including the then-new bullet time, but the trick was that special effects actually mattered and were used to do stuff that pushed the plot forwards, which is what TFA also says Star Trek does well. By the time Star Wars came out, we expected nothing less than the Matrix, because Star Wars was the fantasy sci-fi film, and it simply couldn't compete.

    21. Re:summarizing the article for you... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I thought the sound was fantastic.

      The cannon shot sound for warp was fantastic, and resonated really well.

      In Scottie's lab the background machinery was at a perfect level, and the sound was not too ping sounding (like TOS), or to grinding machinery.

      There were a lot of other things too, but those two scenes (the first warp out, and the lab) really impressed me. I liked the use of subtle directionality for ambient sounds too (e.g. Scotties lab).

      I guess these are not technically special effects, but it certainly made a huge difference in the enjoyability of the movie for me. I generally hate directional sound, but it was done so well for the movie that I liked it.

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    22. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 1

      I would not use Custer as an example. He was commissioned early due to the War, sure. But he spent two years as a lieutenant before being promoted to brigadier general of volunteers.

      Promoting regular army officers to high rank as a volunteer was not unheard of and isn't quite the same as giving a guy still in the academy permanent command of a warship.

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    23. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Kuukai · · Score: 1

      The writing for him was pretty good too. The dialog for all the characters was good, but his was more or less spot on for the original McCoy; it wouldn't have been out of place in TOS, or at least the original movies. And it managed to not be too, um, "post-Trek." "Dammit" and "doctor" were juxtaposed, but it wasn't just a rehash of his rare catchphrase, which a lot of fan and non-canon work usually uses in an (ironic) attempt to build credibility. The virus and ensuing hilarity were also exactly the kind of thing you could expect from McCoy. It recalled several scenes from original Star Trek, but still managed to be completely fresh material. I have a lot of issues with the movie, but that's one part I loved...

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    24. Re:summarizing the article for you... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      While your right about ship layout your wrong about "extras". There could be 12-20 people on the bridge of a ship each doing different jobs. The new Virginia class has at least 9 workstations plus navagation and command. There should be lots of people on the bridge.

      As for layout, star trek bridges tend to forget important jobs and people. Star wars are better.

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    25. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I might be risking my geek-card here, but none of the new Star Wars were actually that boring due to all the big-budget CGI/effects.

      I thought the FX were par at best for the time they were made. Several movies that came out before it had better CG FX. A few years later and they're already laughable.

      When my wife and I see CG effects that stick out like a sore thumb, we say, "hey look! It's Episode I!" or something along those lines.

    26. Re:summarizing the article for you... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      The refusal on the part of LucasFilm to do a new, anamorphic transfer of the original editions makes the version that's included on those DVDs not worth buying.
      For all their claims that they allegedly don't have the original versions anymore, it's pretty obvious that they do, because they scanned them in to make the Special Editions. The Rogue Squadron games for the GameCube even include some un-altered footage that was given to them by the LucasFilm team doing the digitizing, according to an article I read at the time.

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    27. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Laser Disk, with AC3 sound output.

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    28. Re:summarizing the article for you... by blincoln · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Warship bridges in real life are deadly serious places without a dozen extras milling about without a purpose just to fill space.

      The Enterprise isn't a warship. Starfleet's primary mission is exploration, and they double as peacekeeping/defence. I believe the analogy that's been made before is "NASA combined with the Coast Guard".

      This is something that was *very* important to Gene Roddenberry. IIRC, he was very upset at some background voiceover chatter in the first film about a Starfleet dreadnought.

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    29. Re:summarizing the article for you... by thethirdwheel · · Score: 1

      Younger audiences get bored by BAD stories, especially bad stories overwhelmed with unnecessary details. Yes, a lot of complexity might turn off younger or less patient audiences, but believable characters and a an intriguing plotline have universal appeal. Special effects might convince the more ADHD among us to stare at a bad story (on screen) for longer, but a good story has no need for over the top special effects.

    30. Re:summarizing the article for you... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      You're missing a sarcasm tag I hope?

      Transformers is a well-made movie if you like Michael Bay's style. It's not a well-made movie in the "film as art" sense, but that's not the point. If someone goes to see one of his movies expecting to see Citizen Kane or 2001, they bought the wrong ticket.

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    31. Re:summarizing the article for you... by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The storyline pissed me off both as a Trekker (destruction of Vulcan, Kirk as a whiny bitch, Spock and Uhura as an item)

      Even as a Trekkie, I can accept those things (except maybe the "whiny Kirk" one). Knowing that it's explicitly a "reboot," I could have even accepted all the changes even without the need to rationalize them with time travel!

      Now, what I couldn't accept (as a Trekkie) was the complete lack of science fiction depth. Where was the social commmentary? Where was the intellectualism? Where was the "What If?"

      As a Trekkie, I was hoping (but not expecting, since seeing the previews) for something comparable to the likes of "The City on the Edge of Forever" (TOS) or "The Undiscovered Country" or "Who Watches the Watchers?" (TNG) or "Captive Pursuit" (DS9), or, yes, "In the Pale Moonlight" (DS9) -- that's a good one. Something that makes you think. Instead, what we got was a generic action movie, with no real sci-fi in it at all. In terms of its "Star-Trekness," it was a travesty!

      On the other hand, it was a pretty great action movie -- I like it a lot, as long as I pretend it's not "Star Trek." It had plenty of both action and character-driven drama, and awesome special effects. I was also amused by some of the allusions to previous Trek instances, such as the wordplay between Kirk and the cadet he was fighting (recalling Sulu in Star Trek 3: "Don't call me Tiny"), although others were annoyingly cliched, such as Checkov saying "Wictor."

      But in the end, I'd have gladly traded all of allusions, along with the special effects and action -- heck, even the whole "Star Trek" setting itself -- in return for a decent sci-fi plot!

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    32. Re:summarizing the article for you... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Spock an Uhura as an item

      Actually, Uhura always had a thing for Spock, as did Nurse Chapel. Go rewatch all TOS again or turn in your card.

    33. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Fallingcow · · Score: 2, Funny

      * quite a few starships were destroyed by Nemo, so maybe as many as 10,000 Starfleet officers were lost. Suddenly, a third year cadet is a lot more senior than he would ordinarily be.

      That's something I wish DS9 had addressed: where the hell do they get new officers when half of them get wiped out in war?

      Does the Academy drop its standards through the floor and fast-track the best cadets? Do they have to spread out experienced and made-it-through-the-academy-with-normal-standards officers (even low-ranking ones) so they don't have whole ships being run by these bottom-of-the-barrel types who (like most people, even in the future, surely) can't do warp theory calculations in their heads?

      I mean, their main feeder for the officer ranks is a highly-selective school that takes years to complete. It's not like a navy ship where you can have someone competent enough to start doing an ensign's duties in a few months, tops--these starships seem to require leadership and operation by people with a deep understanding of the theory and technology behind their workings, and that apparently takes highly qualified candidates years to achieve. So what do they do? Conscript from merchant fleets? Accept sub-par candidates who will likely never be able to compete for top positions with the much smarter and more talented pre-war officers? Does this cause friction in the ranks post-war (or even during the war)?

      Seems to me like the Federation is just asking to get pwned by some species that has figured out a way to design warships that don't require dozens of PhDs in Astrophysics/Warp Theory/Gamma Particle Ray Beam Engineering to operate.

    34. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you didn't have fun watching Speed Racer, your inner child is dead.

    35. Re:summarizing the article for you... by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      And I'll see YOUR raise, and raise you Tron and The Last Starfighter. The former for the non-CGI CGI effects, and both for early computer graphic extravaganzas. Yes, those ARE individual pixels you're seeing on the starfighter. So what? You can still trust Robert Preston.

    36. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Some movies that are CGI heavy are well liked. I can't say I always like them, but here are some examples.

      I have friends that think Independence Day was a fantastic movie and saw it many, many times. I personally hated it - bad plot, terrible science, mostly wooden acting, and totally implausible. Still, it won a Special Effects academy award and won a whole slew of other awards like the Saturn award for best sci-fi. If Will Smith hadn't been in that movie I'd have been bored to tears.

      Then there was that godawful tornado chasing movie Twister. A friend of mine went to see it 9 fricking times because the special effects were "out of this world." I was in a graphics study course at the time and was underwhelmed - and barely made it through a single screening. I did not find it thrilling, I found it about as exciting as watching stupid people do stupid things (it's fun for about 20 minutes).

      There are good sci-fi movies that make good use of special effects - I liked first Terminator, for instance. Terminator 2 from an action flick standpoint was good, as well, but the liquid metal terminator was a complete special effects gimmick - I was doing those same special effects in my graphics class a year before the movie was released (ooh, morphing...). T3 was just terrible.

      The Lord of the Rings series made heavy use of CGI, as well, and TRotK won 11 Oscars including Best Visual Effects.

    37. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      A good data point for these movies, is to measure how long it takes before you can bear to watch them a second time.

    38. Re:summarizing the article for you... by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Informative

      Warship bridges in real life are deadly serious places without a dozen extras milling about without a purpose just to fill space.

      The Enterprise isn't a warship. Starfleet's primary mission is exploration, and they double as peacekeeping/defence. I believe the analogy that's been made before is "NASA combined with the Coast Guard".

      Yet, Coast Guard bridges are deadly serious places too. As is NASA Mission Control.
       
      And even so, the Enterprise does function as a warship (as do Coast Guard vessels), and warships don't survive in combat by ignoring basic combat discipline.

    39. Re:summarizing the article for you... by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Informative

      While your right about ship layout your wrong about "extras". There could be 12-20 people on the bridge of a ship each doing different jobs.

      But those people aren't milling about - they are at workstations or other specific places.
       
       

      The new Virginia class has at least 9 workstations plus navagation and command. There should be lots of people on the bridge.

      My submarine had about 15-20 'workstations' (Defined as individual functions performed in a specific place), including navigation and command/control, manned during combat. We didn't have extra's milling about without an obvious job either.

    40. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Prowler50mil · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the animated movie...

    41. Re:summarizing the article for you... by joeytmann · · Score: 1

      When I heard Karl Urban was cast as McCoy, the first thought through my mind was "What in the hell are they thinking? Hiring such a big guy to play Bones?". While I still have a small problem with the physical attributes not meshing, Ok imdb.com lists Kelly at 5'10 and 6'1 for Urban but to me Kelly always looked so small compared to Shatner/Nimoy/Doohan in the movies(not so much in the show), his performance as McCoy was honestly my favorite part of the movie. He didn't try to impersonate Kelly's version of McCoy, he made it his own version and stuck to the gruff complainer that the character always was. I felt most of the actors did a very good job in bringing something new to the characters, with out stomping on what the original actor had done.

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    42. Re:summarizing the article for you... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      So long as you don't have any actual experience with engineering spaces. Real ones do tend to be cramped, but they aren't random - the ones in the movie look exactly like what they are, factories pressed into service as 'engineering spaces'.

      What makes you think that particular part of engineering wasn't a factory? Who's to say that the Enterprise doesn't process/refine it's own fuel, or manufacture it's own spare parts? It is designed for long-duration deep-space missions, after all, and I don't think the reboot changed that.

      One of my pet peeves is the tendency of SF to ignore how real-world combat vessels operate - ship control and combat control functions are separated. On a surface warship of any size, they are physically separated. Even on a submarine (lacking room for physical separation) they are functionally grouped. On US submarines, ship systems and control are traditionally on the port side and sensors and combat control on the starboard.

      I'm pretty sure that's the case on the Enterprise, too: Chekov's console operated the sensors and weapons, while Sulu's operated the engines. Granted, they squeezed them closer together at the front of the bridge to make room for the extra communications, science, etc. stations around the back side that a submarine wouldn't have (remember, in at least pre-reboot Trek the Enterprise wasn't only for combat...), but they were still two different stations. Heck, even the traditional order (weapons [Chekov's console] on starboard, control [Sulu's console] on port) that you mention was maintained!

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    43. Re:summarizing the article for you... by cHALiTO · · Score: 1

      Some time ago I found on some torrent site the 3 original movies, ripped from LaserDisc, and re-encoded as DVDs. I downloaded the isos and burnt them, now I only need to print up something nice for the boxes. I think the LaserDisc version was the same as the VHS one, no new effects, han shoots first, etc.

      I also bought the remastered version LF put out, but I only saw it once.. I like the originals better.

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    44. Re:summarizing the article for you... by nabsltd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the destruction of Vulcan was a bold move, and demonstrated more clearly than anything else they could've done (including killing off some of the bridge crew) that this is a different universe and no one is safe.

      You mean "no one except Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Sulu, Chekov, and Uhura are safe". If you believe otherwise, then you don't understand Hollywood, actors, agents, and sequels.

      As long as the actor is a "good boy" and doesn't piss off management, the character is safe. How, exactly, is this any different from any other incarnation of Star Trek?

    45. Re:summarizing the article for you... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Starfleet would institute something.

      And keep in mind, we're talking about a civilization not only several hundred years in the future, who likely have much better education programs than we do (there was one episode of TNG where a six year old was complaining about having to take calculus), but also spans dozens, if not hundreds, of star systems, with hundreds of billions of individuals to recruit from. I'm sure they could keep their standards high and still have millions of potential recruits pounding on the doors.

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    46. Re:summarizing the article for you... by wstrucke · · Score: 1

      IMO Episode 1 sucking had nothing to do with special effects and everything to do with shitty writing.

    47. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Longest, best, chevy commercial I had ever seen.

    48. Re:summarizing the article for you... by ionn · · Score: 1

      Vulcan destruction was a lesson not to tempt fate. So next time your planet gets a really good deal on a big mess of high quality T-shirts in the 650 nanometers wavelength from w00t.com, you might want to pass.

    49. Re:summarizing the article for you... by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      and Jar Jar Binks

    50. Re:summarizing the article for you... by wstrucke · · Score: 1

      such as Checkov saying "Wictor."

      speaking of which... wouldn't the computers of the star trek time period understand russian??

    51. Re:summarizing the article for you... by hal2814 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The Matrix had a novel plot"

      Yes it did have a "novel" plot. The novel's name was Ubik.

    52. Re:summarizing the article for you... by geekoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's Trekkie, asshole.

      You went in looking for reasons to complain.

      "oh, they created a separate time line that's different " waa waaa waa.

      The ST universe is always doing things that wouldn't happen in a real military. I mean, if Kirk getting promoted through a series of odd happening bother you, then every time the captain goes to a planet, you should be digusted. In facvt, you should hate the entire series.

      "(save the stupid water pipe scene) a"
      true. Unneeded bit of silliness.

      You didn't like it, fine. Your excuses are pretty pathetic.

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    53. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a few special effects that all of those and the new Star Trek failed to master:

      Plot, dialog, pacing, character development.

      The movie has caricature development, but no solid character development. Brooding teenager coming to terms with adulthood while assuming command of a spaceship?

      No one will convince me that the character exposition in Star Trek is anything more than the cardboard file found on the back of an action figure.

    54. Re:summarizing the article for you... by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Transformers is a well-made movie if you like Michael Bay's style. It's not a well-made movie in the "film as art" sense, but that's not the point. If someone goes to see one of his movies expecting to see Citizen Kane or 2001, they bought the wrong ticket.

      It's not a well-made movie for people who want coherent plots, likable characters, quality entertainment.

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    55. Re:summarizing the article for you... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how are the US starships operated in the modern federation~

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    56. Re:summarizing the article for you... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Transformers was a fine piece of entertainment.
      Muscles cars that turn into giant robots and blow shit up.
      It filled the slot perfectly.
      Is it deep? no.
      It was my sons and I first real action movie in the theater, and for that it was perfect.

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    57. Re:summarizing the article for you... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, couldn't Chekov have simply picked a password without a "V" in it?!

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    58. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Transformers was a fine piece of entertainment.
      Muscles cars that turn into giant robots and blow shit up.
      It filled the slot perfectly.

      Yeah except for it seemed to be a little short on the robots blowing shit up, and way too heavy on the irrelevant and obnoxious characters. Wasn't Shia Leboof and that marine guy enough of a human factor? Did the movie really need two wise-cracking black guys with sassy (grand)mothers?

      Still great popcorn muncher. The sequel seems like it may -- may -- solve the robot-related deficiencies of the first.

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    59. Re:summarizing the article for you... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Well, ship control and combat control have been separated to some degree since the days of fighting sail... so I see no reason to assume, nor any reason to foresee, any future changes.

    60. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, the misconception is that a good plot and story telling can "bore" anyone? This is so wrong. No, I agree "hollywood" does make this mistake all the time. It's unfortunate though as to me, it's damn obvious that you can engage any viewers above, say 12 years old, with a good interesting story. I wish they'd cut out needing to to pander to under 12 years olds. Target 12 to 70, not 4 to 70.

    61. Re:summarizing the article for you... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Personally, I couldn't help but notice the scenes shot in the Budweiser factory, which was a hard hit to suspension of disbelief. (Most of the "engine room" scenes with pipes and/or vats were from the factory, and are filled with America's finest swill).

      As for the film overall, it was like Star Trek meets Star Wars Ep 1-3, minus Jar Jar. (I think.. maybe JJ stands for Jar-Jar).

      JJ Abrams has some good ideas from time to time, but his execution usually sucks, and his director qual should be pulled. He's best when he sets the stage and then lets someone else run the show, a la Lost. Alias was like a dumbed-down version of 007, which, considering the intellectual level of Bond, is saying a lot.

      Then again, the recent issue of Wired that he guest edited (?) was fairly interesting. Maybe TV & film just aren't his calling.

    62. Re:summarizing the article for you... by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Did you ever see those Stargate movies, The Ark of Truth and Continuum?

      Very good usage of special effects - nothing fancy for the purpose of being fancy.

      Though I must admit, I do enjoy a good lightsaber battle with lots of pew pew going on in the background.

    63. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Hatta · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      the destruction of Vulcan was a bold move, and demonstrated more clearly than anything else they could've done (including killing off some of the bridge crew) that this is a different universe and no one is safe. I think it was the right thing to do in this movie and made sure people knew they couldn't depend on the old canon to keep things straight.

      That is exactly what's wrong with the movie. Decades of Star Fleet history are simply thrown away. Fuck that.

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    64. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Dracorat · · Score: 1

      Redundant. Jar Jar = bad writing.

    65. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on, Brother! I was thinking this when I read your post. Movies that are mostly a special effects ride don't have much replay value...not because of the special effects, but because they have less dialogue. You and I, my friend, love good dialogue and acting. However, we are a dying breed. Youngster's naturally don't have the same language facilities that we do. Therefore, youngsters love non-stop action and special effects. Since these technologies are continually advancing, we are also 'wow-ed' for awhile. It's a good bet for the studios, but it's a short term bet. Unfortunately, today's young movie goers will grow up wanting more and more 'wow', but technology will reach it's limit and the audience will grow numb to such visual stimulation. I believe this trend is bad for our society as whole. One theory of mine to back that up is:
      Young movie goers will not develop the same language facilities that we 'old-farts' have.

    66. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. I still haven't found the constitution to watch them a second time.

    67. Re:summarizing the article for you... by gracesdad · · Score: 1

      I can just see Captain Gump ranting how life is like a box of chocolates before blowing a Klingon ship to hell.

    68. Re:summarizing the article for you... by corbettw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually, they toyed with the idea of killing off Chekov. One of the latest rumors is that either he or Sulu die early on in the next sequel. If that happens, it'll be awesome. It'll be a finger in the eye of every fanboi out there who complained "this isn't the Trek I love!"

      But they can all suck it because this is Abram's Trek, not Roddenberry's Trek, and that makes it OK.

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    69. Re:summarizing the article for you... by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How does one measure that when one hasn't been able to even bear watching the whole thing through the first time?

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    70. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Tingler · · Score: 1

      I have the originals on laser disc. Bah ha ha!

    71. Re:summarizing the article for you... by anonymousNR · · Score: 0

      I actually saw first,second and third episodes and then saw fourth, fifth and sixth (yeah I was not born when the earlier films released and from India so never been told about them), however enjoyed the earlier ones than the new ones.

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    72. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

      "* quite a few starships were destroyed by Nemo" He sure is one one bad-ass fish.

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    73. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

      Just because that's how it's done IRL, it doesn't mean it's the best way to do it. Surely it'd be easier to execute a move like "Right, you turn left and I'll fire the phasers at bogy #2 - ready....go!" if the guy steering is in the same room as the guy shooting at things? "That's what comms is for" I hear you say? What if comms are out?

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    74. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing that annoyed me was taking prisoners to the bridge, thats what the brig is for, why cant they visit them there? Sheesh.

    75. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Speed Racer was a great, underappreciated movie on many levels. One of the best of 2008, in my opinion.

    76. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kirk as a whiny bitch,

      What?

      He seemed rebellious and in general pretty hotheaded, but whiny? Since when?

    77. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      "oh, they created a separate time line that's different " waa waaa waa.

      Yeah I have to wonder would these "Trekkers" have preferred for Abrams to literally ignore all previous canon, not even acknowledge the previous movies/shows existence as it went off and did its own thing, just like the "true" reboot Batman Begins? We knew from the beginning it was going to be a reboot, and if we were honest we knew that was the only way a new and potentially non-horrible Trek movie would be made.

      I went into the theater ready for that. Ready to accept that it was simply a different, baggage-free imagining of the Trek universe. I thought that the time-travel-creates-alternate-timeline device was a nice way for them to free themselves from the baggage, while still respectfully acknowledging what went before and assuring us (via Old Spock) that those stories we knew and love did still happen. Which is why it drives me nuts seeing people complain "Oh noes, now [Episode X] can never happen!!!" when the whole point of the time-travel plot was to assure the fans that Episode X really did happen. That was basically the only reason for the time travel plot to exist, and yet they somehow missed it.

      I mean, if Kirk getting promoted through a series of odd happening bother you, then every time the captain goes to a planet, you should be digusted..

      LOL, very good point. Then again the real Navy can't send a team consisting of the Captain, the First Mate, the chief medical officer, and Ensign Expendable and know for sure who is and isn't coming back. If they could, Captains might make more trips to shore. ;)

      true. Unneeded bit of silliness.

      Scotty mis-beaming himself inside of an object was funny. It's where he was able to hold his breath for however many minutes with no warning in advance, and then fell from the pipe at least ten feet onto his face without injury that turned it from funny to silly.

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    78. Re:summarizing the article for you... by seanthenerd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is something that was *very* important to Gene Roddenberry. IIRC, he was very upset at some background voiceover chatter in the first film about a Starfleet dreadnought.

      Mod parent up! :) To me, this has always been one of the coolest (and most unique) things about Star Trek. It's cheesy I know, but the conception of a (relatively) peaceful, hopeful future where the heroes were more so explorers and ambassadors and less so warriors - that's really cool. Especially keeping in mind that this was made in the thick of the cold war, where a lot of people thought there might not be any humans left in two decades. That whole concept has kind of been lost in more recent Star Trek ("Enterprise", mostly) and maybe SF in general, which partly makes sense since it doesn't make for really exciting television, that's for sure.

      But still. The thought of an optimistic, bright future universe is really something. Props to Gene Roddenberry for being ahead of the curve on that one.

    79. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Director+of+Acronyms · · Score: 1

      I hope they find him soon...

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    80. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Brieeyebarr · · Score: 1

      I think you need to read Ubik again. The plot of The Matrix is nothing at all like Ubik and although it does share a few concepts they have nothing to do with the story being told.

    81. Re:summarizing the article for you... by infolation · · Score: 1

      If we are talking about digital effects done in post, they are VISUAL effects not SPECIAL effects

      Special Effects are practical effects done in front of the camera (fake blood, explosions made by a pyrotech, monsters made of latex...)
      Visual Effects are 2-D/3-D objects digitally composited into the live action footage in post.

      Considering there was an article about non-geek people calling CPUs 'hard-drives' and other IT nomenclature, this is pretty basic in film-making terminology.

      Calling a visual effect a special effect is like calling someone who builds computers a 'computer programmer'

    82. Re:summarizing the article for you... by spacefiddle · · Score: 1

      Dammit, where's my mod points when i need 'em?

      Also, the Hyperion quartet has a major plot point that the Matrix hinged on. And while we're at it they can give Gibson a dollar for the name. And the jacking in. And the skill-downloads. And...

    83. Re:summarizing the article for you... by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Stargate has always been good at using cgi as background rather than relying on pretty effects to drive the viewer.

      Two other good examples of this are Babylon 5 and Serenity/Firefly.

    84. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Brieeyebarr · · Score: 1

      Also, the Hyperion quartet has a major plot point that the Matrix hinged on. And while we're at it they can give Gibson a dollar for the name. And the jacking in. And the skill-downloads. And...

      So you're admitting that the Wachowski brothers drew their inspiration for the matrix from multiple sources? Not just from Ubik? Huh, that's exactly what I was saying. Woah.

    85. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh for chrissake! You wanna know why none of the series after the original were as good? Because they all grew up and treated the military and scientific aspects much more seriously. Eff that! Who the eff cares? I want to seek Kirk kick some ass and get some ass too. And if Spock can get some ass along the way, all the more power to him. And, by the way, that is some ass. No offense Nichole, but Uhura rebooted is both sides of the coin flip and you are the edge. This movie felt like a two-parter from the original series. If TNG or DS9 or VGR was put on the air in 1967, we are not having this conversation today. This movie was better than ALL of them. I didn't come out of any of those movies looking for the next. I did out of this one. Same feeling I had after coming out of Iron Man. Live long and KICK ASS, baby!

    86. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooof, it's obviously too late to be posting. I meant, "No offense Michelle."

    87. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Zixia · · Score: 1

      The refusal on the part of LucasFilm to do a new, anamorphic transfer of the original editions makes the version that's included on those DVDs not worth buying.

      That's what I thought too, until I bought and watched them.

      It's true that the transfer is rubbish, but they are the theatrical releases of the films! It really doesn't matter that there are video artefacts everywhere and the sound isn't 5.1, because I am watching the films as I remember them, with no background slapstick or out-of-place CGI characters to distract me.

      It is how I remember Star Wars to be, and that is the important point.

    88. Re:summarizing the article for you... by 16Chapel · · Score: 1

      Hmmm - I'm not sure. When I watch the original trilogy, or for that matter any SFX that is model-based, I can enjoy what I'm seeing (with a little suspension of disbelief).

      When I watched the new trilogy, it was just a mess of shapes with nothing to fix the eye on. IT JUST DIDN'T LOOK REAL.

    89. Re:summarizing the article for you... by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are multiple sources of inspiration. Here the are:

      -Ubik
      -The "Matrix world" speech by Dick
      -A random Jackie Chan movie
      -The back cover of a Dummies Guide to Eastern Philosophy
      -The glossary from the Shadowrun RPG

      Did I miss anything?

    90. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the plot and special effects went together like peas and carrots. :-)

    91. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Accept sub-par candidates who will likely never be able to compete for top positions with the much smarter and more talented pre-war officers?

      Who says you have to accept sub-par candidates? In a total war where your nation is fighting for it's very survival you'd just start drafting qualified candidates whom originally opted not to join the military. The US Naval Academy offers degrees in Oceanography but it isn't the only place in the United States where you can obtain such a degree. Wouldn't it make sense to assume that in the Federation there would be other places to learn about warp theory and cosmology than Starfleet Academy?

      Seems to me like the Federation is just asking to get pwned by some species that has figured out a way to design warships that don't require dozens of PhDs in Astrophysics/Warp Theory/Gamma Particle Ray Beam Engineering to operate.

      Why do you think they need dozens? In reality you'd really only need such expertise in your engineering department. You don't need a PhD in nuclear physics to command a nuclear powered aircraft carrier. Once you get into the command ranks it's more about tactics and strategy anyway. Even Star Trek represented this to a point with the gold shirts (TOS) and red shirts (TNG). How much did Kirk and Picard really know about what went on in engineering?

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    92. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      One of my pet peeves is the tendency of SF to ignore how real-world combat vessels operate - ship control and combat control functions are separated. On a surface warship of any size, they are physically separated.

      Yeah, the only time Star Trek even hinted at this was during "Yesterday's Enterprise" when you heard a PA announcement in the background ordering someone to report to CIC. Then of course they ignored it for the final battle and had Picard commanding things from the bridge. I always thought it would be cool if they had shown Picard/Sisko down in CIC looking at the big picture while Riker/Worf (or Kira?) was on the bridge issuing the actual helm commands. Guess that such detail is beyond Hollywood.....

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    93. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      As for the film overall, it was like Star Trek meets Star Wars Ep 1-3, minus Jar Jar.

      They didn't have Jar Jar but they managed to have a fucking Ewok of sorts working with Scotty..... had to roll my eyes at that stupidity.

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    94. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pffft

      What about wing commander?

      Don't you people remember the awesomeness of that? Or the last star fighter...

    95. Re:summarizing the article for you... by mybadluck22 · · Score: 1

      special effects
      plural noun
      illusions created for movies and television by props, camerawork, computer graphics, etc.

      Source: New Oxford American Dictionary

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    96. Re:summarizing the article for you... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      The only Extras on board the Enterprise's bridge during the movie was the chief engineer, and the chief medical officer. There were a couple of security guards. ad everyone else was at duty stations. Something that wasn't done in previous versions. You had one person at communications monitoring all channels, while in the new movie you had three people on the bridge, and a group of cadets in another room sorting out traffic.

      The vessel I stated was what I know of the new Virginia class subs. They have a bit more room in CIC as the periscope has been replaced with video cameras on a mast that doesn't need to extend downwards(as far). They also don't have hot bunking either.

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    97. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I liked Enterprise for that very reason though. During battle, why wouldn't you use the transporter to either remove pieces of an enemy ship, board her with marines, or send over a surprise in the form of a nuclear or photon weapon? Diplomacy has its place but even if the Federation had good reasons to forgo certain military tactics (such reasons never having been given so far as I know), non-Federation races could use still them.

      I still hope any further movies will either have actual warlike Klingons or even better, Kzinti. But I expect that last is too much to hope for.

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    98. Re:summarizing the article for you... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Now, what I couldn't accept (as a Trekkie) was the complete lack of science fiction depth. Where was the social commmentary? Where was the intellectualism? Where was the "What If?"

      So, let me guess, you hated "The Naked Time"? Or "The Man Trap"? Or "Operation: Annihilate!"? Or, say, "The Wrath of Khan", the generally acknowledged best ST movie? You know, all those episodes of TOS, TNG, etc, that were, plain and simply, pure action for the sake of it? Okay, to be fair, some of them were a combination of action and character development ("The Naked Time" is a prime example of that sort of thing)... you know, kinda like the new ST movie.

      I hate to break it to you, but your image of ST is, at best, one-sided (which doesn't surprise me... a lot of Trek fans want to believe ST was some kind of high-minded, intellectual creation, when the reality is far more mixed). ST wasn't purely philosophical. It had it's philosophical moments, to be sure, but it had it's fair share of mindless action, too.

    99. Re:summarizing the article for you... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Now, what I couldn't accept (as a Trekkie) was the complete lack of science fiction depth. Where was the social commmentary? Where was the intellectualism? Where was the "What If?"

      Yeah, like every episode and movie in the franchise had those things... Oh, wait. They didn't, not even close.
       
       

      Instead, what we got was a generic action movie, with no real sci-fi in it at all. In terms of its "Star-Trekness," it was a travesty!

      Yeah. Aliens, faster than light travel, time travel, who'd ever put those in a real science fiction movie?
       
       

      On the other hand, it was a pretty great action movie -- I like it a lot, as long as I pretend it's not "Star Trek."

      You mean "so long as I pretend it's not the fantasy Star Trek I've created in my mind out of whole cloth".

  2. Wasn't that long ago... by hal2814 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    FTA: "when was the last time we had a blockbuster summer movie of any genre as downright entertaining as this one?" Iron Man last year. IMHO, Iron Man spent a bit too much time focused on taking on and off the suit. Other than that, the special effects were great and fit in with the movie. I especially loved him getting out of captivity using the original suit.

    1. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      FTA: "when was the last time we had a blockbuster summer movie of any genre as downright entertaining as this one?"

      Iron Man last year. IMHO, Iron Man spent a bit too much time focused on taking on and off the suit. Other than that, the special effects were great and fit in with the movie. I especially loved him getting out of captivity using the original suit.

      Ironman had nice special effects, but the lack of an interesting character hurt its overall appeal. Special effects alone can't make a boring movie interesting, at least not for those

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    2. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by lucifig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I found Tony Stark to be one of (if not the most) developed and interesting characters in any comic movie yet.

      I think the main reason Iron Man was so successful was the interesting characters. I mean, if you think about it, the actual suit really wasn't in the movie that much.

    3. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by Sandbags · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hurt it's appeal??? For Chirsts sake it's the second most moneymaking movie of all time and broke more than a dozen box office recrords!!!

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    4. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      what i loved about iron man was this sentence: "i am iron man." seriously, why do all the superheroes have to be secret?

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    5. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by MistrBlank · · Score: 1

      I think you watched a different movie than I did. Iron Man isn't the second most moneymaking movie of all time...

    6. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hurt it's appeal??? For Chirsts sake it's the second most moneymaking movie of all time and broke more than a dozen box office recrords!!!

      Iron Man did make money, but it's nowhere near the second highest grossing film of all time.

      Domestically, that's Dark Knight, with Iron Man in 21st place. Worldwide, Iron Man is in 48th overall -- -- it is the second highest grossing for 2008.

      It did well, but not quite as well as you suggest. You are, however, correct in saying it certainly doesn't seem that the character in Iron Man hurt it's appeal to movie-goers.

      Cheers

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    7. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by Theoboley · · Score: 1

      apparently parent wanted more out of the movie.. I cannot seem to figure out what, but i thought the movie was rather good.

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    8. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what i loved about iron man was this sentence: "i am iron man." seriously, why do all the superheroes have to be secret?

      Usually to keep one's loved ones safe from the bad guys.

      Even Superman needed to stay anonymous.

    9. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That list isn't adjusted for inflation, either. Gone with the Wind dominated the charts for a long time, inflation-adjusted.

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    10. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by sorak · · Score: 1

      Tony Stark was not an interesting character? Can you name one comic book movie that had more interesting characters?

    11. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      "Hi, I'm Superman. Now, give me a nuclear resistant bunker/home to put my friends family in so they can party while I occasionally save the world."

      How hard would that really be?

    12. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watchmen

    13. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Informative

      That list isn't adjusted for inflation, either. Gone with the Wind dominated the charts for a long time, inflation-adjusted.

      OK, here's the inflation adjusted list too. :-P

      Cheers

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    14. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      oops, yea, forgot DK was #2... IronMan still, no slouch #2 for the year, #21 ever...

      If anything, the character got a lot of chicks to go see it... That was my Wife's motivation (one I'll not understand, but then again, she doesn't get Jessica Biel either...)

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    15. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Just no. The movie sucked. Characters were cardboard and two dimensional.

    16. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by sorak · · Score: 1

      Ok. That was a good answer. I was expecting "wolverine", "superman" or "spiderman", but I have to concede to that.

    17. Re:Wasn't that long ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr... Yeah, I'm sure Lois Lane would love to be sealed up in a bunker.

  3. What I learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even in a black hole there are too many lens flares.

    1. Re:What I learned by struppi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, exactly. And in the close-up fighting scenes (of which the film has way too much) the camera is shaking so much that you can't see anything. And that scene with the huge predators on the ice planet remided me of Star Wars Episode 1 ("There is always a bigger fish"). Otherwise a nice movie, but not a masterpiece IMHO.

    2. Re:What I learned by Mopatop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Amen - the shaky camera ruined it for me, and makes it unwatchable on IMAX.

    3. Re:What I learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Amen - the shaky camera ruined it for me, and makes it unwatchable on IMAX.

      Michael J. Fox's residual check isn't cutting it so he got a job doing camera work. Cut the guy a break.

    4. Re:What I learned by PMuse · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What I learned:

      • After an artificial black hole is created, things nearby fall into it very, very slowly.
      • A warp core will get you further faster if you detonate it outside the ship rather than run it inside the ship.
      • Vulcans are very bad at calculating the velocities caused by supernovae.
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    5. Re:What I learned by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Speaking of the fight scene on the space drill, it was very poorly choreographed. I understand John Cho spent months on fight training, and it showed. It takes years of training to make that kind of stuff look good. If they wanted to do that, they should have hired a Hong Kong fight choreographer, who knows how to make an actor with limited expertise look good. It's kind of a shame, because Cho starts the scene with that Chow Yun Fat "I'm going to kick your ass" look, but it fell flat after that.

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    6. Re:What I learned by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The Ice Planet seems to me a poor attempt to connect the plot. And try to keep it action pack. In older star treks Kirk would just kinda walk aimlessly until he found a cave to keep shelter in. (which would work to continue the plot too) but it would be a rather dull sequence in such a high action movie.

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    7. Re:What I learned by owlnation · · Score: 1

      Yes but camera-shake isn't really a special effect. (and the whole article, and most comments are confusing Visual Effects with Special Effects here -- not the same thing at all).

      Camera-shake, or rapid-cut handheld-style camera work is a directorial tool (often one a cinematographer will resist), and a directorial cliché too. "Oh a fight scene, lets do it handheld", the hack-director will say. It's done to death. It's a way of covering up a lack of preparation, story-boarding, choreography, unfit unskilled actors and cuts to stunt performers. Not to mention a lack of imagination. It's just lazy filmmaking.

    8. Re:What I learned by PMuse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      lens flare: (n) method of replicating a 20th century image recording error sometimes used to create an impression of authenticity in viewers not used to error-free techniques. See also camera shake.

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    9. Re:What I learned by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Dude! Wayyy to early to make jokes about Michael J. Fox.
      As long as he still looks like in Back To The Future (so as long as he lives ^^), this is taboo.

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    10. Re:What I learned by motherpusbucket · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is now conceivable that 'Spock's Brain' never happened.

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    11. Re:What I learned by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 1

      After an artificial black hole is created, things nearby fall into it very, very slowly.

      I recently read a blog about the physics in this movie, and somewhere it explained that the gravity force is the same as before turning into a black hole. If our sun collapsed into a black hole, the gravity force the earth would suffer would have the same intensity as it has now.

    12. Re:What I learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah let's think about that. You aren't in a black hole, there may be one near by though. At the event horizon there will be a ton of radiation, some visible some not. With that much crap floating around and hitting that event horizon you might see a flash or two. It's been mathematically proven that black holes don't suck as much as we thought they might once you are out past the event horizon. So I'm willing as one who has never been there to take the license that the director/photographer take and say OK, maybe a bit much but hey looks fun from here!

      I hate back seat directors/cinematographers.

    13. Re:What I learned by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for Kirk to pull out a light saber while he walked across Hoth and find a tauntaun to sleep in. Maybe he could've slept in Spock, but that's might be a little to slash fiction for the PG-13. I was expecting a Star Wars reference and was disappointed when there wasn't one.

      Also, being chased by a giant lobster on an ice planet? How the hell did that thing evolve?

      The green skinned woman not done in CGI was the best special effect in that movie.

    14. Re:What I learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes pretty good sense, since it's got the same mass. It's just absurdly small.

    15. Re:What I learned by MattskEE · · Score: 1

      You are completely correct. Gravity is proportional to mass, and only mass. I think the main subtlety you can encounter is with a full general relativity solution when the object is spinning, but the effect is rather small.

      The interesting thing about black holes is that their mass is compressed into a much smaller volume. The sun's Schwarzchild radius is about 3km, which is how big the sun would be if it were a black hole. If you were 3km from the center of the regular sun the gravitational force would be rather small, because you'd have most of the sun's mass distributed almost evenly around you. If you were 3km from the center of the black hole though, then that same mass would all be to one side of you, pulling you with incredible force. If you were at the surface of the sun, the gravitational force is less because you're a further distance from most of the sun's mass.

      This is why black holes can have far more intense gravitational fields, but once you reach a distance greater than the original radius of the sun, the gravitational force you feel is the same.

    16. Re:What I learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I can't believe you went there. :|

    17. Re:What I learned by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Stewie, I have to tell you about your future!
      No, Michael, let me tell you about YOUR future!

    18. Re:What I learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The shaky camera ruined a lot of movies, let's hope they will stop using it.
      Incidentally, I watched a cam version of ST, and the shakyness there was much lower than in the real one. A possible explanation could be that the camera used to shoot in the theatre had some motion compensation set to on which reduced the shakyness.
      Hurry! Someone tell the film producers that shaky camera action actually encourages piracy, so they will hopefully stop using it.

      BTW, shaky cameras also produce files harder to compress and therefore longer to transfer. My tin-foil-hat theory is that they're also using the technique for that purpose.

    19. Re:What I learned by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      After an artificial black hole is created, things nearby fall into it very, very slowly.

      Yes, everyone knows that gravity increases as the size of its source diminishes. This is an obvious corollary to the fact that Gravity Sucks. :)

    20. Re:What I learned by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      That whole scene was kind of an homage to Star Wars - EP1 (bigger fish) combined with Hoth combined with old dude in a cave who enlightens the young protagonist. It was intentional.

      There were also several other easter eggs - the choice of The Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" (because Shatner, famously, can't say that word "correctly") and so on.

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    21. Re:What I learned by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Since we observe things (the Narada, the Enterprise) falling into (accelerating towards) the black hole much faster than they did towards the object that preceded it (the Narada), I think we're stuck with the conclusion that the mass involved increased. Which, perhaps, offers an explanation for the fact that the acceleration isn't so fast as to preempt the dialog. Perhaps the red matter is causing a slow increase in mass.

      The alternative explanation of the increased acceleration--that Enterprise was suddenly much closer to an unchanged amount of mass--seems unworkable.

      Here's one nice analysis of the physics of Star Trek XI:TFB.

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    22. Re:What I learned by PMuse · · Score: 1

      everyone knows that gravity increases as the size of its source diminishes.

      We'll have to account for the acceleration of Enterprise towards the former Nero somehow. Either (i) the mass increased or (ii) the mass moved very close to Enterprise or (iii) magic.*

      *That is, some 'sufficiently advanced and insufficiently understood technology', such as Q stopping by to change Big G.

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    23. Re:What I learned by PMuse · · Score: 1

      "...towards the former Narada..."

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    24. Re:What I learned by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

      Vulcans are very bad at calculating the velocities caused by supernovae.

      Seriously ... given the observation of a supernova going off and a planet some distance away, today's astronomers would have no trouble telling when the shockfront would reach that planet**. Spock -- a certified scientific genius -- is en route when he's surprised that the shock front reaches the planet before he does?

      Seriously, guys, if you need to get a bad guy and Spock both back in time, you could have come up with a dozen (or a hundred) more interesting and believable ways to do it. How much sense does it make to send a 200-year-old ambassador as the sole pilot of an emergency rescue mission, anyway?

      ** Answer: if the planet is in the same system as the star going supernova, you have minutes to hours, but it doesn't matter because the planet is f**cked without its star in any case. If the planet is in a different supernova, you have years, so Spock has buckets and buckets of time.

      I was okay with the re-imaginings of the characters, destruction of vulcan, etc. I just thought the plot was pathetic. The badguy is a vindictive, bereaved miner, out to destroy an entire civilization because Spock couldn't outrun a supernova? ... really?

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    25. Re:What I learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude! Wayyy to early to make jokes about Michael J. Fox.

      We have to make the jokes now, before he reaches the stroked-out Dick Clark level. Then it'll just make me sad.

    26. Re:What I learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who finds this comment offending?

  4. Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Lens flair.

    1. Re:Two words by Anubis350 · · Score: 5, Funny

      better than "lens cap"! :-p

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    2. Re:Two words by stjobe · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's that then, when you move your lens in a particularly talented way?

      Or did you mean flare?

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    3. Re:Two words by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's that then, when you move your lens in a particularly talented way?

      No, no, no. Lens Flair is the stuff you put on your lens to express yourself. I believe the minimum is 18 pieces.

    4. Re:Two words by dreemernj · · Score: 1

      Uwe Boll had pieces of lens flair he made his actors wear.

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    5. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The minimum is 18 pieces, but some people choose to wear more, and we like to encourage that.

    6. Re:Two words by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      I'm going to get a little button-sized plastic lens with a pin on the back and wear it as my flair. When people ask why I'm wearing a lens on my shirt, I'll happily tell them what it is.

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    7. Re:Two words by smitty97 · · Score: 1

      Why don't you make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?

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    8. Re:Two words by johnny0099 · · Score: 1

      better than "lens cap"! :-p

      You're today's winner. That was too funny. Thanks.

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    9. Re:Two words by nedwidek · · Score: 1

      better than "lens cap"! :-p

      Actually I'm not convinced that this movie wouldn't have been better if they had left the lens cap on.

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    10. Re:Two words by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      ::grins:: Thanks!

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  5. Connection? by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Um... What exactly is TFA about, other than being a gushing fanboi ode?

    1. Re:Connection? by henrypijames · · Score: 5, Informative

      BTW, the author of TFA is the submitter of this "story" (email address matches byline).

    2. Re:Connection? by N1AK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Granted, there were lots of special effects in the film, but each had a purpose in the greater scheme of things, and at no point did I get the impression that someone was playing a videogame before my eyes, or showing me what their computer could do.

      His point appears to be that good films use special effects to enhance good story etc not just provide eye-candy without relation to the rest of the film.

      * *SPOILERS * * Am I the only person who can't see 'the purpose' of the scene with Kirk getting chased by progressively larger beasts on the ice world other than to show off (and try and gloss over the fact the entire story relies on him bumping into future Spock). You could at least argue that the sequence with Scotty teleporting into the Enterprises water cooling system was character building (I don't see how) or that the sky-diving onto the drilling platform emphasised Kirk's willingness to take risks (when it wasn't his idea) but the beast scene was there entirely as special effects porn.

    3. Re:Connection? by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who can't see 'the purpose' of the scene with Kirk getting chased by progressively larger beasts...

      No, you have support.

      ...beast scene was there entirely as special effects porn.

      Dead-on right.

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    4. Re:Connection? by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      His point appears to be that good films use special effects to enhance good story etc not just provide eye-candy without relation to the rest of the film.

      Interesting that he would make that point when the story was really quite lacking as far as Trek stories go. There was excessive use of comic relief and old Trek references in attempt to cover up the mediocre plot.

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    5. Re:Connection? by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Am I the only person who can't see 'the purpose' of the scene with Kirk getting chased by progressively larger beasts on the ice world other than to show off

      I gotta agree 110% on this one. This scene didn't advance the plot, it didn't develop the characters. It introduced a new conflict (Kirk trying to not get eaten) which was supposed to be scary but it completely distracts from the existing conflicts between Kirk and Spock, and between the Enterprise and the other ship. This was more annoying than anything... it's like, 'aw, crap, I gotta sit through a bunch of special effects before I can get back to the story'. If you cut it out, you'd have a better movie.

      The one place where the special effects made me think 'aw, yeah!' was the scene where the Enterprise warps into the upper atmosphere of Titan and then slowly emerges out of the clouds. Not because it was visually appealing, but because it was *emotionally* satisfying... in the same way that it's emotionally satisfying when you see the Enterprise slowly rise up behing the Reliant in the Mutara Nebula, or when you see the Millennium Falcon pull that immelman turn and come barreling back towards Cloud City to rescue Luke.

    6. Re:Connection? by The+Monster · · Score: 1

      That might explain the lack of editorial review: "JJ Abram's hugely successful â" on many levels â" reboot of Star Trek" Who is "JJ Abram"? Seriously, people. Learn how to use a fracking apostrophe.

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    7. Re:Connection? by woozlewuzzle · · Score: 1

      I also wonder why the second beast was bright red. Seems odd for a planet encased in ice and snow.

    8. Re:Connection? by dreemernj · · Score: 1

      Sky-diving to the drilling platform also emphasized that even in the re-imagined Star Trek universe, you don't want to be the red shirt on the away mission.

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    9. Re:Connection? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Except he didn't actually support his point - he just gushed over Star Trek and denigrate and dismissed other films. A great entry on a personal blog or usenet post, but not really /. material.

    10. Re:Connection? by Jonas+Buyl · · Score: 1

      *STILL SPOILERS* If he wouldn't have been chased he would've headed for the Federation camp immediately. Having one animal kill the other adds to the excitement I guess. It doesn't make sense why the big one leaves the medium one alone to chase the small creature. Or why he's afraid of the tiny torch.

    11. Re:Connection? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That might explain the lack of editorial review

      No, the fact that it's on Slashdot explains the lack of editorial review.

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    12. Re:Connection? by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      The only reason for that scene that would have made any sense would have been if Kirk were being chased by the Cloverfield monster. At least then the fans could have had a chuckle, and there's no reason to think that the events of Cloverfield couldn't have been part of "his" Star Trek's canon. I know when I saw that monster in the theater, my FIRST thought was that I hoped it was the Cloverfield guy. (Would have made Spock that much more impressive in getting rid of it, too.)

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    13. Re:Connection? by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      I can't believe there were Phaser tracers when firing at the Romulan Mining ship. What about the silly bar scene that features an alien-per-alien recreation of the (Star Wars) Mos Eisley Cantina? There was a lot wasted to special effect, ultimately resulting in a mediocre film.

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    14. Re:Connection? by Binestar · · Score: 1

      Even discounting that. Why the hell did it bother chasing Kirk? It just caught lunch!

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    15. Re:Connection? by RJFerret · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unlike the other replies to this comment, if he wasn't chased into the cave, how would you feel about him randomly stumbling across elder Spock??

      How would you set that up?

      That would have felt totally hackneyed in a more random setup than how it happened. The fact that you wonder about why he was chased by hungry predators rather than wondering at the totally improbable odds of coming across Spock is a testament to how well planned and executed that was imo!

    16. Re:Connection? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you cut it out, you'd have a better movie.

      Exactly. In a movie that was overall had pretty tight editing, that scene stood out as completely unnecessary. I mean, there are a hundred reasons why Kirk could have run into Spock... Hell, maybe Spock had already decided to head to the Starfleet outpost himself and Kirk runs into him at the door.

      The one place where the special effects made me think 'aw, yeah!' was the scene where the Enterprise warps into the upper atmosphere of Titan and then slowly emerges out of the clouds.

      That was pretty cool, true.

      The biggest "aw yeah!" moment for me was in the opening battle scene when the ship takes a hit, and they show inside a corridor where the hull is breached and an officer(I think she was a blue shirt) runs from the big fireball -- which then retracts as the air (and the officer) are sucked out. Cut to outside, where we see the poor woman flying off into space, against a background of phaser banks firing like mad, all in complete silence.

      Very potent imagery. Loved the dramatic use of the silence of space, which I think is a first for Trek? At the very least uncommon in pop sci-fi films in general. Sadly I didn't think they topped that moment in any of the other space battle scenes.

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    17. Re:Connection? by flitty · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Am I the only person who can't see 'the purpose' of the scene with Kirk getting chased by progressively larger beasts on the ice world other than to show off

      1-Relationship building between Kirk and Spock by having Spock save Kirk.
      2-Dramatic Introduction of Nemoy
      3-The scene wasn't that long anyway
      4-The other alternative (and still keeping the "eject him from the ship" premise) would have been to have him stumble around and be found unconsious by Spock, slowing the movie down, or getting into the Base and finding spock already inside. However, finding Spock inside makes for tricky writing with the dialogue between kirk and spock with outsiders watching. It's a better scene if they are alone.

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    18. Re:Connection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The beast scene wasn't just sfx porn, it's also ground work for the inevitable game.

      -klode

    19. Re:Connection? by Onyma · · Score: 1

      I can't agree more on the Clouds of Titan scene. Yes it was generally fluff plot wise but man did it feel good. It gives you that satisfying 'ok, now it's time to kick some ass' feeling.

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    20. Re:Connection? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Yea, seems it would have been much better if it showed Kirk's ingenuity as he found a way to vanquish the smaller dog like think by fashioning some kind of weapon out of limited resources. Instead it just showed that Kirk was able to run really fast, and get lucky.

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    21. Re:Connection? by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      You mean, like forming some kind of primitive ice-lathe?

    22. Re:Connection? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Exactly. In a movie that was overall had pretty tight editing, that scene stood out as completely unnecessary.

      I dunno, I can think of at least a couple of other scenes that were equally gratuitous (most notably, the one with the fucking CORVETTE!).

      The biggest "aw yeah!" moment for me was in the opening battle scene when the ship takes a hit, and they show inside a corridor where the hull is breached and an officer(I think she was a blue shirt) runs from the big fireball -- which then retracts as the air (and the officer) are sucked out. Cut to outside, where we see the poor woman flying off into space, against a background of phaser banks firing like mad, all in complete silence.

      Now that was cool -- at least, until the next exterior shot, which did have (unrealistic) sound.

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    23. Re:Connection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Augustus Gloop when I saw Scotty going through the tubes. Yes, and Chris Pine made a good Skywalker.

    24. Re:Connection? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Now that was cool -- at least, until the next exterior shot, which did have (unrealistic) sound.

      I distinctly remember the complete absence of sound effects as I watched the officer drift away.

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    25. Re:Connection? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe not the "next" shot, but at least "later" shots. If nothing else, I'm pretty sure I remember a "roar" whenever it showed ships going through a black hole.

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    26. Re:Connection? by princessproton · · Score: 2

      You seem to be assuming that Delta Vega was a necessary setting and that Spock Prime was necessarily hanging out in an secluded ice cave. The script was fully malleable, and there were a hundred other more plausible potential ways to introduce Kirk to Spock Prime that did not involve an ice planet and a poorly done monster chase.

      To me, that entire sequence was incredibly jarring and pulled me out of enjoying of the movie because it was so gratuitous and poorly done. Rather than masking the improbability of Kirk and Spock Prime meeting, the creature just added to how distracting and ridiculous it was that, with an entire deserted ice planet available, this predator (who should have been able to overcome Kirk in a single bound) just happens to chase the protagonist into a tiny cave where another key character has been camping out. And wtf was he doing in the cave anyway? Just chillin'? He knew there was a federation outpost nearby, but instead chose to hang out in the cave? That entire transition was incredibly poorly written in my opinion.

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    27. Re:Connection? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe not the "next" shot, but at least "later" shots. If nothing else, I'm pretty sure I remember a "roar" whenever it showed ships going through a black hole.

      Oh, yeah. They had sounds in space in most of the rest of the movie. Which was kinda disappointing. I mean you can easily have all the noise you want -inside- the ship if you think silent explosions aren't dramatic enough, why not continue with the them of having the outside shots be silent? Oh well.

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    28. Re:Connection? by thesandtiger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The ice planet scene was an homage to Star Wars:

      Always a bigger fish (Episode 1)
      Ice Planet Hoth (Empire)
      Magical old dude saves young protagonist from certain death, reveals his destiny and lies to him (Star Wars)

      There were lots of little things like that in the movie. Heck, the choice of "Sabotage" as the soundtrack for the car scene was a poke at Shatner's not being able to say the word correctly, and I counted several other little in-joke-ish kind of things.

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    29. Re:Connection? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I think, a laser phaser gun and shoot him in the head, would be more appropriate.

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    30. Re:Connection? by harl · · Score: 1

      To throw some money/work at the CGI house that made the cloverfield monster.

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    31. Re:Connection? by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      You could at least argue that the sequence with Scotty teleporting into the Enterprises water cooling system was character building (I don't see how)

      I think that was a in-joke nod to all the time Scotty spent crawling up into the Jefferies tubes to fix the warp drive.

    32. Re:Connection? by princessproton · · Score: 1

      Homage? You mean they weren't the same movie?

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    33. Re:Connection? by tellthepeople · · Score: 1

      Cut to outside, where we see the poor woman flying off into space, against a background of phaser banks firing like mad, all in complete silence.

      Except that that is the only scene in space that is silent in the entire movie. All of the other space battle scenes and that scene save those five seconds have explosions/phasers/missiles going non-stop.

      Another thing that got me was how small they made space seem. All of the federation ships are within a few lengths of each other and missiles from Nero's ship take five or ten seconds to go between ships. But then it takes 12 minutes for the Kelvin to reach Nero's ship.

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    34. Re:Connection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That scene was a big error. Everyone knows that explosions and phaser fire are louder in space due to the lack of air to get in the way of the sound.

    35. Re:Connection? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Except that that is the only scene in space that is silent in the entire movie. All of the other space battle scenes and that scene save those five seconds have explosions/phasers/missiles going non-stop.

      Tell me about it. It's like they either forgot after the first scene, or they never intended to portray space as silent, that was literally just for dramatic effect, and the Abrams would be confused if I complimented him on his (briefly) accurate portrayal of space.

      Nevertheless, when I watched it, I got goosebumps. It was pretty awesome imo. :)

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    36. Re:Connection? by LionMage · · Score: 1

      [...] which then retracts as the air (and the officer) are sucked out.

      Technically, she was blown out. :-) (Yes, that's a silly TNG reference.)

    37. Re:Connection? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Technically, she was blown out. :-) (Yes, that's a silly TNG reference.)

      Had to look that one up. Been a long time since I watched season 1 TNG. :)

      Due to my electrical engineering background, I'm perfectly comfortable describing things as the opposite of how they really are, and just flipping the sign. :)

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    38. Re:Connection? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Uhm, the silence was also present during the jump towards the drilling platform.

      Some kind of consistancy, I guess - every time when a character was more or less exposed to vacuum; when they wouldn't be able to hear anything.

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  6. This movie is empty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I went to the theater and the movie left me empty. I wasted time and money there and got nothing of value in return. This movie is so shallow you couldn't get your fingertips wet in it. If it were at least funnier or something. Instead you get scenes passing by with light speed while you sit there wondering: did I miss something? I must have, I haven't seen anything important yet. Half the movie in and it still feels like it hasn't started yet.

    If you haven't seen it yet, don't. Download a pirate version first and if you like it, only then go to the cinema.

    1. Re:This movie is empty by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. I pirate lots of stuff, and this movie was well worth paying to see in an IMAX. In fact, if you're not going to see it on a big screen, it's probably not worth watching at all.

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    2. Re:This movie is empty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you haven't seen it yet, don't. Download a pirate version first and if you like it, only then go to the cinema.

      Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Paying to see a movie that is still being exclusively shown in theaters is not an optional "tip" that you give to show that you liked the movie. You either pay for the movie and take the risk that you don't like it, or you wait until you can rent it or watch it for free on T.V.

      Your subjective response to a movie is not a factor in the price. If you don't like the movie, then the price you paid subsidies the price paid by others who did like the movie. If you did like the movie, then the price paid by others subsidies the price you paid. On average, it tends to balance itself out.

    3. Re:This movie is empty by Cowmonaut · · Score: 1

      Well I liked it. The guy who did McCoy did a great job in my opinion. Kirk and Spock's characters were a little different, but then different things happened to them. My one pet peeve is the 'sidekick' Scotty had and how he didn't seem to be a 'serious engineer' that was funny because he was scottish rather than being a bit of a goof. All in all, I thought it was well done and one of the better Star Trek movies since the Undiscovered Country.

    4. Re:This movie is empty by UberOogie · · Score: 1

      As someone who saw it in IMAX, this film sucked even if you could see the pores of a Vulcan. It was inherently hamstrung by trying to be both a reboot and canon, and failing at both.

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    5. Re:This movie is empty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care how large a screen you watched it on, it can't make up for the lack of content and story. The film was complete rubbish and if you liked it you are a dumb motherfucker.

    6. Re:This movie is empty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting that a movie studio would prefer you not to buy a $10 ticket and would rather have the fraction of a penny of revenue they'd get from you watching it on cable, solely because you want to see whether you'll like it before you go? That is one of the dumbest approaches to business imaginable. Unless your movie is a true piece of shit, where less than one out of a few hundred would like it enough to see it in a theater, you're throwing away profits.

      Your talk about subsidizing is nonsensical bullshit. Entertainment isn't a charity, it's a selling of product and services. If something you're selling turns out to be utter dreck, give me my money back or I'm never going to buy anything else you're selling. That's how it works with pretty much any other business: a restaurant is a combination of product and services and if I have a bad experience at one and they don't comp me, there's no way I'm coming back to try some other dish.

      That's one of the major problems with movie and music studios: they're used to being able to pass off complete shit by making things non-refundable. Even when a DVD has been pressed incorrectly and has a skip in it, all I can do is keep returning it over and over and run through their stock of broken DVDs to try to get back at them. It's a scam. The thing is that they want their responsibility solely to be that they have a good advertising campaign; they want to be able to wash their hands of what the customer is actually paying for, and say "Hey, you're the idiot who fell for it. Suck it up." Now the internet is letting people not be hoodwinked by the studios, and the studios might eventually have to worry about the quality of the actual product rather than the quality of their marketing.

    7. Re:This movie is empty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the parent is 100% right. In just about all other industries, you get the option of either trying before you buy, or at the very least, paying for the item/service and getting a refund if it doesn't work out. Most of the time, people generally won't tolerate the "sorry, you're stuck with it" attitude, so why should movies (and music) be any different?

      Download the cam rip, tune your mind/attitude accordingly, grab some salty snacks, and enjoy. If you like the movie, make plans to own it on DVD/Blu-Ray/format-of-the-week when it becomes available, and/or hit your local theatre. Otherwise, no money changes hands, just as it should be. This is how we do things in my house.

  7. Should have told those who made the trailers then by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I specifically DIDN'T go see this movie because all the trailers made it look like a CGI-driven action-fest (a la Michael Bay). I hate those kind of movies. If this movie is NOT that, then its trailers did it a grave disservice.

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  8. I'm sick by camperdave · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm sick of people calling this a "successful reboot of the Star Trek franchise". They made one cotton-picking movie, for crying out loud. You can call it a successful reboot after they've made maybe a couple of movies, or gotten a second highly rated season of TV out of it. Until then, it is just marketing hype.

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    1. Re:I'm sick by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would say I've successfully rebooted my computer when it comes back up and everything looks like it's working. The work I do on my computer once it's back up may not be worth anything, but it would have still rebooted successfully.

    2. Re:I'm sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Success is measured by the box office returns unfortunately. Kudos to JJ for the the consolization of the franchise.

    3. Re:I'm sick by rpillala · · Score: 1

      No, no, it's break the ball in the handle of her cane!

      I remember the line but I don't remember what it's from. A Jim Henson work, but which one?

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    4. Re:I'm sick by master_p · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are right.

      Although the movie is incredibly bad, people go see it.

      It's because it has the names Kirk and Spock in the titles. The exact same movie with Picard and Data would be labeled as boring and as bad as Nemesis.

    5. Re:I'm sick by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I agree it's a -bit- soon to be calling the reboot of the franchise a 'success', they have proven that it's possible. All they have to do is keep doing what they did.

      Of course, I make that sound much simpler than it actually is, even assuming they really -know- why it's so successful. I've seen many franchises that get the first one spot-on, but then don't understand why. (Matrix, I'm looking at you!)

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    6. Re:I'm sick by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Absolutely correct. A reboot is something I do after doing changes to a working system's core to make these changes come to life, and I expect a working system to appear after the reboot is done.

      This is essentially what's happening after you tinkered and toyed with the system 'til it was so fubar'ed that nothing short of a miracle could restore it to a working state.

      Thus I'd call that a reinstall.

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    7. Re:I'm sick by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I think GPs point is that one movie compared to the whole of "Star Trek" is much the same as saying "Well, your RAM checks out in the POST"

    8. Re:I'm sick by MadJeff451 · · Score: 1

      I'm sick of people calling this a "successful reboot of the Star Trek franchise". They made one cotton-picking movie, for crying out loud. You can call it a successful reboot after they've made maybe a couple of movies, or gotten a second highly rated season of TV out of it. Until then, it is just marketing hype

      I'm sick of people endlessly making sequels. I watched Rambo: First Blood a couple of months ago and was shocked at how good it was.

    9. Re:I'm sick by Povno · · Score: 1

      It's from The Frog Prince circa 1971.

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    10. Re:I'm sick by Palmateer · · Score: 1

      "Bake the hall in the candle of her brain". from The (muppet) Frog Prince http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068613/

    11. Re:I'm sick by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I remember the line but I don't remember what it's from. A Jim Henson work, but which one?

      Yes, it's from the 1971 Muppet movie The Frog Prince.

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    12. Re:I'm sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, I make that sound much simpler than it actually is, even assuming they really -know- why it's so successful. I've seen many franchises that get the first one spot-on, but then don't understand why. (Matrix, I'm looking at you!)

      the first matrix did well because they ended at a point where you didnt forcibly have to have more, whereas filming the 2nd and 3rd and the 1st game as a block and cutting them at point where if you see the second, now your hooked to to the third, but if you just see the third you understand hardly anything.
      Dont get started on the animatrix either the most you learn from those is how the osiris found the machine army, who kid is, and how the machines got control. the other 5 storys are useless

    13. Re:I'm sick by JLDohm · · Score: 1

      I do not understand your analogy. Perhaps you could restate it in terms of automobiles?

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    14. Re:I'm sick by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      While I agree it's a -bit- soon to be calling the reboot of the franchise a 'success', they have proven that it's possible. All they have to do is keep doing what they did.

      Of course, I make that sound much simpler than it actually is, even assuming they really -know- why it's so successful. I've seen many franchises that get the first one spot-on, but then don't understand why. (Matrix, I'm looking at you!)

      I hate the term franchise but I'll make a comparison to comics. Some stories are meant to be told and then they're done. The Sandman is like that. There's other characters who are perennial, everyone wants to have a shot at them. I grew up with the Justice League, Marvel characters. Batman will always be there, so will Spider-Man. But you build up such a backlog of continuity, especially all of the stupid retcons and editorial brainfarts, it gets cumbersome. With stage plays there's the tradition of putting together a new cast and reviving a beloved play. We're talking live theater, watching a recording of a good performance from twenty years ago is nice but is just not the same thing as being there. That's basically the way I see continuity reboots.

      Marvel did one of those with their most popular books, Ultimates I think they called it. Saw some at the library. Basically its a reboot for the newer fans, the ones not steeped in the old continuity. Looks like they did it for Avengers, Xmen, Spiderman, not sure how many others. Nobody put the old books in the shredder, they can still be read and enjoyed. But the characters are stripped of the bulky backstory and reinvented for a new generation. This makes a great deal of sense. More accessible for new readers, old readers get to be surprised. So long as they avoid stupid gimmicks like going all dark and angsty, throwing in ridiculous sex appeal characters and so forth, they should be fine.

      As far as Trek goes, I think the whole franchise is fucked out and should be put out of its misery. If they want to do something new in the same universe, create a new crew and try something different. My personal druthers would be to create new stuff, surprise us with new characters, settings, ideas.

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    15. Re:I'm sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      frog prince.

    16. Re:I'm sick by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Reinstalling a computer is like disassembling and rebuilding the engine in a car.

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    17. Re:I'm sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's like clearing the flash rom in the car's computer, then reflashing it. Hmmm, now to come up with a car analogy for that...

  9. 'Story' is pure fluff by FlyingBishop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article gushes about how the efffects were not overdone, and only put in to enhance the story. The problem is, the story itself is the screenwriting equivalent of the overzealous effects producers the article complains about.

    Don't get me wrong, the movie was awesome. It was a masterpiece, but it wasn't in any way morally superior to the Star Wars prequels - they just did the special effects right.

    It just didn't live up to the older Star Treks, where the focus was on the sheer joy of discovery and the strength of the human spirit. There was a bit of the latter, but it was mostly just standard action-movie fare.

    1. Re:'Story' is pure fluff by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      It just didn't live up to the older Star Treks, where the focus was on the sheer joy of discovery and the strength of the human spirit. There was a bit of the latter, but it was mostly just standard action-movie fare.

      Give the new crew a chance to make an impact. Although a bit far fetched, I enjoyed how the story showed the key players getting aboard the Enterprise. To me at least, this movie was just the groundwork for future movies/series using the same cast.

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    2. Re:'Story' is pure fluff by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It just didn't live up to the older Star Treks, where the focus was on the sheer joy of discovery and the strength of the human spirit. There was a bit of the latter, but it was mostly just standard action-movie fare.

      Indeed. It seems like what JJ Abrams thought was wrong with Star Trek is that it's not Star Wars.

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    3. Re:'Story' is pure fluff by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It has no real reasons, it mostly exists so that the author can expound about how much he loves this new Star Trek. The article says it teaches movie directors how to use special effects, but the closest it comes to explaining it is "at no time does it feel like you are watching a video game".

      If this teaches movie directors about how to use special effects, how about some examples? Show us where it was used well and why those situations were good uses.

      It was just too much Star Wars for me. Kirk is Luke, the chosen one, saving the human race. And blasters abound. JJ Abrams (and the author) forgot that there were lots of episodes of Star Trek in which blasters and dog fights weren't central to the story. The movie is as much a sci fi movie as Demolition Man is. Both are just action movies set in the future.

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    4. Re:'Story' is pure fluff by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      It just didn't live up to the older Star Treks, where the focus was on the sheer joy of discovery and the strength of the human spirit. There was a bit of the latter, but it was mostly just standard action-movie fare.

      Indeed. It seems like what JJ Abrams thought was wrong with Star Trek is that it's not Star Wars.

      I don't think this approach is at all new, unfortunately. Remember "Wrath of Khan"? Granted, it did have the nice sub-plot of Kirk coming to terms with his mid-life crisis, but mostly the movie was just the set-up for a great big fight. (That said, it was at least a distinctly "Star Trek" kind of fight... With giant ships that moved like giant ships)

      "Undiscovered Country" was maybe a bit more balanced with its political intrigue angle... "First Contact" was like two completely different movies stuck together (one of which was strictly action-adventure/thriller in the vein of "Aliens") I seem to have blocked out "Insurrection" and "Generations", and "Nemesis" was just a weak attempt to repeat "Wrath of Khan"...

      Really, I think the only Star Trek films that really represent what Trek is all about are "The Slow Motion Picture" and "The Final Frontier". And maybe "The Voyage Home"... Of course, each of those films had their weak points as well, to be sure. XD

      I watched the Star Trek movie and for the most part I was just kind of bored. There's nitpicking to be done but in the end I'm not sure if it's those nitpicky details that ruined my enjoyment of the film, or if my lack of enjoyment of the film gave me more time to ponder the nitpicky details. I think the cheap location shots, plot holes, convenient coincidences, demonstrated fundamental lack of understanding of the scale of space travel, atrociously bad starship design, etc. certainly didn't help in my enjoyment of the film... But I don't know if it was the deal breaker, either.

      Now, on the more positive side: I was perfectly happy with Chekov, Scotty, all the major players, really. The characters worked. I have no complaints there - even Scotty's scabby little Ewok friend didn't bother me in the slightest. Just somehow, the film didn't generate enough enthusiasm in me to hold my interest.

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    5. Re:'Story' is pure fluff by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      But note that WoK, Kirk's 'regular tho extraordinary human who actually works with his crew' is directly contrasted to 'super genetic engineered guy who curses his advisors' Khan.

      After all, it's Spock, not Kirk, who comes up with the gambit to defeat Khan.

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    6. Re:'Story' is pure fluff by Shihar · · Score: 1

      The story was indeed fluff, but I think you miss the point. What made the new Star Trek movie wasn't the story or the special effects. What made the new movie great were the characters and the mini-sub stories that were spawned from the lack-luster overarching plot. This movie was really about great characters doing awesome stuff.

      I personally would not have minded a better story (black hole time travel?), but I'll give it a pass because I simply loved the characters. I liked seeing how they dealt with various situations. I liked the little sub-components of the story. The fact that the over arching story was weak bordering on non-sense didn't cause me to lose any sleep.

  10. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by Aranykai · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have to agree with the author here, it was quite tasteful. I was turned off by several movies this last year due to liberal application of CG where it wasn't needed, but I never once had that feeling with this movie. I also have to comment on the fact this didn't suffer from the 'prequel' syndrome that Lucas's movies did. The art departments did an excellent job of recreating "period" technology that fit right into the setting.

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  11. it's just like hill street blues by MrSaxonite · · Score: 1

    and i really liked that show.... which is why I reallky like the new star wars, opps, star trek! Oh and like the batman movies the enemys are really evil!

  12. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by BlitzTech · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They had to be like that, to attract people who otherwise revile Star Trek for being a nerd's pastime. How else are you supposed to draw in the masses and make a killing?

    It was great, and definitely worth seeing. There's a lot of action that you seem to not be interested in, but the plot & acting are excellent.

  13. I could not see the special effects well enough... by Gunstick · · Score: 1

    I could not see the special effects well enough
    because there was way too much camera shake in some shots.

    Do we really need to have camera shake to make action look like action?
    Are the effects so bad that they need to get hidden behind motion blur?

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  14. wow man by djupedal · · Score: 1

    I thought the roll of duct tape sitting on the console shot in the trailer set the bar a bit high for the rest of the movie...oh well.

  15. Underwhelmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After all the reviews I guess maybe my expectations were too high, but personally I thought this movie was actually pretty cheesy. The whole series of coincidences and bad acting starting with meeting Spock on the planet's surface was just ridiculous. Also, if you have this "red matter" that can create a black hole, why bother to drill to the center of the planet? Hell, you could drop off a black hole around Pluto and still easily destroy the Earth depending on it's size, but at the very least just putting it right next to the Earth would certainly do the job. This movie was more of a shoot-em-up and didn't show any of Kirk's ingenuity like we see in the Wrath of Khan, which I think will probably always stand as the best Star Trek movie ever made. I had always imagined Kirk was much more subtle with his "rigging" of the kobayashi maru test and I was really disappointed to see such a blatant and brainless resetting of the entire program as opposed to a small alteration that gave him just enough of an edge to win somehow.

    1. Re:Underwhelmed by goldspider · · Score: 1

      I had always imagined Kirk was much more subtle with his "rigging" of the kobayashi maru test and I was really disappointed to see such a blatant and brainless resetting of the entire program as opposed to a small alteration that gave him just enough of an edge to win somehow.

      Yeah, come to think of it that was rather disappointing, wasn't it?

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    2. Re:Underwhelmed by Trip+Ericson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember that this was an "alternate timeline" (I rolled my eyes too) so while THIS Kirk might have been stupid and arrogant about it, the original timeline was probably like what you imagined, and I happen to agree with you on it.

    3. Re:Underwhelmed by Protocron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with you about the kobayashi maru test, but in a sense I disagree with you.
      The way that the test was exploited seems almost like a modern exploit. Look at exploits to run code on modern gaming platforms:
      - The PSP: Uses a tiff exploit. You get it to show a bad picture, it reboots and runs a custom firmware (if I understand that right)
      - The Wii: Exploits a save game. You save an exploited save game, you play the game, you walk up to a character and the system reboots loading a custom firmware.
      And Kirk isn't very subtle. At least not in the Star Trek I have watched. He's a tactician, he takes risks, and at times he is very brazen. But subtle? No. Not Kirk.

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    4. Re:Underwhelmed by AikonMGB · · Score: 1

      I whole-heartedly agree with your comment regarding the Kobayashi Maru simulation. Even though it had never been established in canon, I sat there watching this scene saying to myself "WTF, that isn't how he did it!" It wasn't believable as Kirk!

      Aikon-

    5. Re:Underwhelmed by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      And Kirk isn't very subtle. At least not in the Star Trek I have watched. He's a tactician, he takes risks, and at times he is very brazen. But subtle? No. Not Kirk.

      Oh, I don't know. When he wanted to be deceptive, he could be. For instance, pretending his ship was disabled to draw an enemy in, or using a compromised message code to deliver a false message to the enemy... And when he brought down Reliant's shields in "Wrath of Khan" he wasn't giggling the whole time, or acting cocky, because he knew that would tip his enemy off. But that's exactly what we see in the Kobayashi Maru test in the new film - he went through the test acting as though there wasn't a chance in hell he would fail. It doesn't make a lot of sense.

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    6. Re:Underwhelmed by Publikwerks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      After all the reviews I guess maybe my expectations were too high, but personally I thought this movie was actually pretty cheesy.

      Ummm, have you ever watched Star Trek before?

      The whole series of coincidences and bad acting starting with meeting Spock on the planet's surface was just ridiculous.

      Have you ever...

      Also, if you have this "red matter" that can create a black hole, why bother to drill to the center of the planet? Hell, you could drop off a black hole around Pluto and still easily destroy the Earth depending on it's size, but at the very least just putting it right next to the Earth would certainly do the job

      ... watched Star Trek before?

    7. Re:Underwhelmed by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Originally, he beat the test by programming the Klingons to think Kirk was a famous war hero, so they simply backed down without even a fight out of fear of his reputation.

      So, not exactly subtle either. Is there a subtle way to win an intentionally unwinnable scenario? No matter what he did to change the simulation it would be obvious that he cheated, simply because he won when the simulation was originally programmed to not allow that. Besides, it's not like he was trying to get away with it anyway. He was making a statement, that he doesn't believe in no-win scenarios, and cheating to beat a simulation that is itself a 'cheat' is his way of dealing with it.

      That's why it worked for me. Of course he cheated, there was no point in hiding it, so why not sit there with a smug smile on his face eating an apple?

      Speaking of subtle, the apple was a nice reference to Wrath of Khan there. I bet there were others in there that I missed. JJ might not be a trekkie, but I think his writers were.

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    8. Re:Underwhelmed by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 4, Funny

      I had always imagined Kirk was much more subtle

      Shatner? Subtle??

    9. Re:Underwhelmed by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, they'll be complaining about the styrofoam rocks.

    10. Re:Underwhelmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree with respect to the "rigging" comment. When the test is designed such that it is impossible to pass then the only way to not fail would be to cheat...if you cheat and are sneaky about it then that would be dishonorable, so blatantly cheating would be the only "honorable" way to pass.

    11. Re:Underwhelmed by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      It wasn't believable as Kirk!

      It was that scene more than any, perhaps, that made me realize that this Kirk was nothing but a uniformed Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselar) from "Saved By The Bell."

      I was seriously disappointed. The music intruded into the action too often (when Spock is choking Kirk, for example), and the lens-flares were just distracting, especially in bridge scenes.

      A seventeen year old is stuck on "Delta Vega" with an alien, a planetoid so close to Vulcan that Spock can watch Vulcan be destroyed, which makes it impossible that Scotty would have missed it -- and all he can talk about is "did you bring me sandwiches"?

      A "supernova" that moved so slowly that Spock could have time out plan and outfit a rescue ship, but moved so quickly that Romulans could do nothing about getting themselves off planet?

      So now we have an entirely new "Star Trek" universe for someone to make money off of.

    12. Re:Underwhelmed by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about canon bringing this up, but in some of the books that was also basically how he did it. Remember, the test (as in the books and STII) really isn't one that there is a subtle "edge" you could get. It was programmed to just keep upping the number of ships or failures until you lost, or fail you for letting the Kobayashi Maru be destroyed if you avoided the "trap".

      So there were 2 options in the original "test", you ignored the plea and failed, or responded and were destroyed. Anything else would be seen (and known) as cheating as outside the parameters of the simulation, so why make it "subtle"? It would just be a lot more pointless programming work for the cheater.

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    13. Re:Underwhelmed by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      Also, if you have this "red matter" that can create a black hole, why bother to drill to the center of the planet?

      Because you have to.

      First rule of science fantasy: the engineers in the story know more about the tech than you do.

    14. Re:Underwhelmed by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      he wasn't giggling the whole time, or acting cocky, because he knew that would tip his enemy off.

      Who was his "enemy" in the test? The computer won't know if he is giggling. And he is cocky because he has already won, the test just hasn't gotten there yet. When Kirk knows he's in the winning position, he is cocky as hell, whether TOS, when he's telling off God in Final Frontier, or in this movie.

    15. Re:Underwhelmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Chekhov was 17. They never mentioned Scotty's age.

    16. Re:Underwhelmed by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

      Ummm, have you ever watched Star Trek before?

      Heh. Nostalgia can do funny things to a person's memory.

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    17. Re:Underwhelmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for echoing my reaction! We *aka Fans* had always been lead to believe that Kirk's Kobayashi Maru experience was awe-inspiring in its sheer ingenuity. This portrayal made him look like a guy who had paid a pock-faced hacker a few bucks to reprogram the scenario. A definite let down, and one that did nothing to reinforce the idea of Kirk as a creative rebel.

  16. I just love the fact... by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

    ...that even though it wasn't consistent, there was actually a effort to make certain of the sudden "space action" scenes silent.

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    1. Re:I just love the fact... by Gotung · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong, but the only sound I noticed in space were explosions. Wouldn't a nearby explosion still have a "shockwave"? Not a compressed wall of air like in atmosphere, but at the very least the gases and fragments from the explosion itself would be speeding out. And when that collided with your space suit, or space shit, wouldn't it create a "sound" inside said space suit/ship? The muffled sound they gave to the explosions might not be accurate, but if some explodes near enough to you, even in a vacuum, a human is going to hear something.

    2. Re:I just love the fact... by Gotung · · Score: 1

      Lol, space shit, what a wonderful typo.

  17. Lens flare and screen whiteouts /= good effects by lordsegan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is a movie that was practically ruined by lens flare and/or screen whiteouts in almost every scene. The cinematographer also insisted on having camera shake in at least 50% of the scenes, even if the ship was moving relatively smoothly though space. If there wasn't camera shake, the camera angle was coming up from the actor's feet at a 35 degree tilt. In sum, the cinematography was distracting and truely, genuinely, terrible.

    1. Re:Lens flare and screen whiteouts /= good effects by stonefry · · Score: 1

      I agree with all of this, but you forgot about the jump cuts. Call me crazy, but I actually like to be able to tell what's going on in a fight scene.

    2. Re:Lens flare and screen whiteouts /= good effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe you just sat too close. Try sitting at a point where the width of the screen only takes up 45-50 degrees of your vision.

      I saw the movie this weekend. I'm really sensitive to camera shake, and I had planned to walk out if Abrams pulled his normal shake-cam shit, but it wasn't even remotely distracting in this movie.

    3. Re:Lens flare and screen whiteouts /= good effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As with too many movies released in the past ten years, the shaky camera, lens flare, jump cuts, etc. are there to distract attention from the terrible human action sequences (fight much?), corner-cutting CGI, and the lack of any real story.

      I figure at some point directors will stop messing around and just detonate a flashbang (stun) grenade in the theatre every time they want to paper over a gaping hole in whatever's on the screen.

      Yeah, I'm old. I need something more than an extended video to be "entertained".

      -klode

    4. Re:Lens flare and screen whiteouts /= good effects by foo+fighter · · Score: 1

      I loved the cinematography and lighting. It was beautiful and implied a bright world with a bright future. Compare to the dark scenes in the Romulan ship.

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    5. Re:Lens flare and screen whiteouts /= good effects by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Funny
      This is a movie that was practically ruined by lens flare and/or screen whiteouts in almost every scene.

      You guys criticize the lens flare without understanding why it's in the movie. It's not a visual effect so much as a subtle form of foreshadowing. **SPOILER ALERT!** You see, in the next movie all these Federation vessels start disappearing in the Neutral Zone. After investigating, Kirk and Spock discover that the thing that is causing this is a giant lens flare. They initially try to battle the lens flare using photon torpedos, but this is proven to be counterproductive, because on impact the photon torpedos simply cause more lens flares, which add to the strength of the monster. Uhura tries to communicate with it and it turns out that the lens flare is actually a hyperintelligent being formed entirely of optical artifacts, and they have to decide whether they can negotiate with the lens flare creature, or somehow outwit it, before the entire galaxy is consumed by lens flares.

  18. Science errors (spoilers) by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The new film is not without some goofs, though only a few of the ones listed by Movie Mistakes' nitpickers are sciency.

    Uhh... What Star Trek movie were you watching?

    Because in the one *I* watched, they traveled through the event horizon of a black hole, and came back out again (although, this is actually an interesting question over in Trek-land; warp engines let you travel FTL, so could you escape a black hole? I mean, after the tidal forces ripped your puny ship into it's component atoms, of course...)

    Or, how about the "space dive", where they leaped out of a shuttlecraft and suddenly lost all their inertia? How about re-entering the atmosphere in a space-suit without any worries about friction or heat?

    Or how about that giant drill? Why did it fall when they cut it off the ship? If the ship was in geosynchronous orbit, then the drill must have been traveling slightly slower than geo-synchronous orbital speed; it should have very gently drifted eastwards.

    1. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Grizzley9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would they need to lower the drill at all? Why do they need 3 cubic feet of red matter if it only takes one drop to cause a "black hole", let alone keeping it all in one small ship? Why not teleport a photon torpedo to their bridge? Why was older spock out of focus the whole last 10 minutes of the movie? Why, why why. It is a show, for entertainment. If you can't suspend disbelief for a few minutes when talking about interstellar space ships, time travel, and black holes, then I imagine you lead a pretty frustrating life.

    2. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      The worst one was how the black hole developed a strong gravitational field all of a sudden. Where did all the mass come from?
      Yeah, and they were outside the event horizon, so the escape velocity was lower than light speed, so why would they have trouble escaping with the warp drive?
      Oh and where were the optical effects of the event horizon? No color shift and no light bending? Meh.

    3. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by yincrash · · Score: 1

      if the drill was stationed directly above drill point and was not moving relative to it, then it would fall at 1g toward the drill point when it disconnected from the ship. it's not very complicated.

    4. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by weiserfireman · · Score: 1

      Or, how about the "space dive", where they leaped out of a shuttlecraft and suddenly lost all their inertia? How about re-entering the atmosphere in a space-suit without any worries about friction or heat?

      The loss of inertia thing was a little distracting, but the basic concept was still workable.

      USAF proved the basic concept over 40 years about when a guy jumped from a balloon from the edge of space.

      I would postulate that the basic problem with reentry heat is from slowing down from 18,000 mph to a reasonable speed for landing, the kinetic energy gets turned into heat. Now if Star Trek had someway to remove the inertia from the jumpers so that they were entering the atmosphere with little to no forward velocity, I can easily imagine that heat wouldn't be a serious problem. I can even imagine a system that launches the jumpers in the opposite direction of the orbit to kill their velocity.

      But this is not the first Star Trek episode that seemed to ignore the basic rules of orbital mechanics.

      All that said, how cool would that free fall be....

    5. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or my favorite: Why drill to the middle of the planet if you're about to create a black hole? Just make the black hole and let it do the rest.

      (I suppose if all you have is a mining ship, every problem starts to seem like a drilling issue?)

    6. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by ceejayoz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or, how about the "space dive", where they leaped out of a shuttlecraft and suddenly lost all their inertia? How about re-entering the atmosphere in a space-suit without any worries about friction or heat?

      Or how about that giant drill? Why did it fall when they cut it off the ship? If the ship was in geosynchronous orbit, then the drill must have been traveling slightly slower than geo-synchronous orbital speed; it should have very gently drifted eastwards.

      The Bad Astronomer covered this.

      First off, something they got right once I thought about it some. The shuttle left Enterprise to go to the Romulan ship. At first I thought both ships were in orbit, but thatâ(TM)s not true! The Romulan ship had lowered the mining drill from above the atmosphere, but it had to be hovering above the ground to do that, not orbiting the planet, or else they wouldnâ(TM)t be stationary over one spot (true, there is a geosynchronous orbit that keeps you over one spot, but itâ(TM)s tens of thousands of kilometers over the surface, and the ships were clearly just above Vulcanâ(TM)s atmosphere).

      So when the trio jump from the shuttle, my first thought was that theyâ(TM)d still be in orbit; to deorbit means theyâ(TM)d need to change their velocity by several km/sec, which is clearly not possible. But they werenâ(TM)t in orbit, so they just fell. OK, +1 internets for the movie.

      They would fall fast. And they did! Their speed was a little less than a kilometer per second, which sounds about right. At their altitude there wouldnâ(TM)t be much if any air to slow them, so theyâ(TM)d free fall; as they plunged deeper air resistance would slow them down. At first I thought theyâ(TM)d actually burn like meteors, but in reality (ha! Reality!) they werenâ(TM)t going that fast.

    7. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uh... no. If that were true, the ship would fall too. So would all the TV satellites currently in orbit, which are stationary relative to the surface of the earth (this is why your TV satellite dish doesn't have to move to track the satellite), and have no propulsion systems to keep them up there.

      If the drill were not moving relative to the Earth itself, then yes; it would fall at 1g towards the Earth (barring external gravitational sources, like the sun). But, if the drill were not moving relative to the Earth, the drill would be moving very quickly relative to the surface of the Earth, since the surface of the Earth is moving at around 1700km/h due to the Earth's spin. The drill would be cutting a big trench in the Earth instead of drilling a hole.

    8. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by thogard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone had to make the Highlander II for the Trek universe. Now we know who that man was.

    9. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 1

      I was thinking along those lines, actually. Given they have "inertial dampeners" which stop the crew from turning into chunky salsa every time the ship goes to warp, then they could use some variant thereof to steal all the inertia from a jumper.

      But, it's fun to complain. :)

    10. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by rpillala · · Score: 1

      I was wondering, when they landed on the drill thing, why they took their helmets off. Why would you remove a piece of protective headgear when you know you're going to be fighting hand to hand in high winds and low atmospheric pressure?

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    11. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by yincrash · · Score: 1

      the ship can easily hover. it's got engines. also, you are talking about geostationary orbits, not the more generic geosynchronous orbits.

      assume the space ship is a helicopter, but just higher. it pushes itself straight up and can hover over a spot. drop something out of the helicopter, and it will fall at 1g. straight down.

    12. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by AikonMGB · · Score: 1

      Because in the one *I* watched, they traveled through the event horizon of a black hole, and came back out again (although, this is actually an interesting question over in Trek-land; warp engines let you travel FTL, so could you escape a black hole? I mean, after the tidal forces ripped your puny ship into it's component atoms, of course...)

      I recall them being pulled into the gravity well of a black hole, but not across the event horizon... the external observer could always still see the ship.

      Or how about that giant drill? Why did it fall when they cut it off the ship? If the ship was in geosynchronous orbit, then the drill must have been traveling slightly slower than geo-synchronous orbital speed; it should have very gently drifted eastwards.

      The ship was in geosynchronous orbit; the tether was orbiting at the same angular velocity, but at a much lower altitude. The geosynchronous condition is an angular velocity condition on a circular orbit; this defines the altitude at which this can occur. There is only one geosynchronous altitude. Because the drill had the same angular velocity, but was not located at this geosynchronous altitude, the tether would be in tension due to the planet's gravity. Cut the tether, and all of a sudden the drill has an unbalanced force and accelerates toward the planet. Because it had zero inertia relative to the rotation of the planet, it falls "straight down".

      Aikon-

    13. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by PMuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      science geek:* (n) person who is willing to suspend disbelief as to 'red matter', energy drills/ray guns, 'warp drive', 'transporters', artificial gravity, ubiquitous bipedal vertebrate aliens, and time travel, but who finds fault with a story that fails to account for reentry friction and orbital mechanics

      *And proud of it!

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    14. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      The way I've explained it is to imagine the ship and drill as a space tower. Station keeping is accomplished by $ANTIGRAVITY_TECHNOLOGY. Antigravity is a well established tech in the Trek universe. If you jumped off the top of a space tower (or were launched outside the influence field of your shuttle craft), you'd just fall at the regular rate of jumping off any tall building. Heating up on re-entry only occurs if you are orbiting with a significant angular velocity relative to the atmosphere. Same with the drill. It's a safe bet that it was outside the AG field of the mining ship, which was basically acting as a "skyhook" for it. Cut it and it just falls. Maybe there would be some drift, but it was at a pretty low altitude. And to be fair, the way the scene was filmed it's not clear it hit the same spot as the drill beam.

      My real complaint was trying to call the stormy things black holes. Temporal anomalies and spacetime rifts and all other sorts of sci-fi hooha are available in Trekland canon. They should have used one of those.

    15. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Or my favorite: Why drill to the middle of the planet if you're about to create a black hole? Just make the black hole and let it do the rest.

      Because Red Matter doesn't work that way.

      How does it actually work then? Um... Look, Harold has a sword!

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    16. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Xenophon+Fenderson, · · Score: 1

      ...which are stationary relative to the surface of the earth, and have no propulsion systems to keep them up there.

      Geosynchronous satellites do have propulsion systems that are used for station-keeping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geosynchronous_orbit), otherwise they'll fall out of orbit on their own.

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    17. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      And it seems like everyone, EVERYONE has missed that the atmosphere of Vulcan is thinner than that of Earth, with higher gravity. Thinner atmosphere + higher gravitational pull = even thinner atmosphere in the upper strata. Source 1. Source 2.

    18. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Let us not forget; they are: ...ubiquitous bipedal vertebrate sexually compatible aliens...

    19. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by pwfffff · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't think you understand.

      It was red matter.

      Red. Matter.

    20. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking Kirk here.

      A cheese-grater with some eyeliner would be sexually compatible.

    21. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... no. If that were true, the ship would fall too.

      The ship is falling, but it's using its propulsion to counterbalance its fall rate. The drill is not falling because it is suspended from the ship (that gnarly cable must have one hell of a tensile strength).

      So would all the TV satellites currently in orbit, which are stationary relative to the surface of the earth (this is why your TV satellite dish doesn't have to move to track the satellite), and have no propulsion systems to keep them up there.

      True, but not quite the same.

      Orbital velocities can be thought of as the sum of two orthogonal speeds: the speed at which the body orbits, and the speed at which the body escapes (moves away from the center). In any stable orbit, the escape speed is zero, which means that the escape acceleration is equal but opposite to the gravitational acceleration. In a geostationary orbit, the orbital speed is such that a line from the center of the planet to the orbiting body always intersects the planet surface at the same location.

      Assume that the ship is in geostationary orbit (which it wasn't, but play along). They lower the drill, which brings it deeper into the gravity well, and lower its orbital speed to keep it stationary over the surface--the drill is therefore not in geostationary orbit. Lower orbits require higher orbital velocities to be stable, so the drill is not in a stable orbit.

      Cut the drill loose, and it will start accelerating toward the surface. Toss in a lower orbit and using a drive to hold the whole mess up, and the drill's orbit will just decay faster.

      But, if the drill were not moving relative to the Earth, the drill would be moving very quickly relative to the surface of the Earth, since the surface of the Earth is moving at around 1700km/h due to the Earth's spin.

      Er... what? All motion can be considered relative to the Earth. What distinction are you making?

    22. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to point out that, like Earth, Vulcan rotates, and therefore the Romulan vessel would need to maintain geosynchronous orbit to stay over a single spot for drilling. So the ship is actually orbiting the planet in the movie.

      However, at that altitude, the drilling rig would have to extend for hundreds of miles, and the ships would probably be farther from the planet than shown in the movie. Also, the weight of the drilling rig would probably have to be offset by the Romulan ship's propulsion systems to maintain orbit (although with a ship that size, that's probably not much of a problem).

      The real question is what kind of mining requires a rig you lower into the atmosphere from orbit as opposed to just setting one up on the planet's surface. Are they mining neutron stars or something?

    23. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      No, the parent is right.
      It is easier to believe the impossible, than the improbable.

      For things like FTL, transporters, artificial gravity, basically we throw everything out of the window. Maybe it's a new technology that we don't comprehend.

      But for the things like the drill falling/floating, well you have to assume some basic level of gravity that behaves the same as in our universe.

      That is why, on Lost, for example, I'll accept a magical island, a magical smoking monster, but I can't accept that taking out a core of a nuke and exploding it will still provide a viable nuclear reaction, rather than just split it into shards of metal.

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    24. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I'd like to point out that, like Earth, Vulcan rotates, and therefore the Romulan vessel would need to maintain geosynchronous orbit to stay over a single spot for drilling. So the ship is actually orbiting the planet in the movie.

      However, at that altitude, the drilling rig would have to extend for hundreds of miles, and the ships would probably be farther from the planet than shown in the movie.

      Well yes but it's not a "traditional" orbit maintained solely by momentum and gravity and maybe a tiny bit of thrust for corrections. It was a "powered" orbit using its engines that allowed it to remain geosynchronous without being as far away as a traditional geosynchronous orbit.

      There's no point in criticizing the orbital mechanics while forgetting that this is a futuristic space ship. It doesn't have to act like the space shuttle.

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    25. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you stop to consider that the ship DOES have a propulsion system to keep it lower than orbit - but still moving relative to the Earth itself?

      Once the drill was cut from the ship (which has thrusters to keep it up), it fell.

    26. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Adlopa · · Score: 1

      Oscar Wilde pretty much nailed it: âoeMan can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbableâ.

    27. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

      Mod this guy up to warp 11. I find it hilarious that nit-picking pedants find fault with little details, and ignore the fact that most of the movie is, well a SF movie!

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    28. Re:Science errors (spoilers) by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

      Or, how about the "space dive", where they leaped out of a shuttlecraft and suddenly lost all their inertia? How about re-entering the atmosphere in a space-suit without any worries about friction or heat?

      They actually got this right according to Phil "The Bad Astronomer" Plait: "Their speed was a little less than a kilometer per second, which sounds about right. At their altitude there wouldn't be much if any air to slow them, so they'd free fall; as they plunged deeper air resistance would slow them down. At first I thought they'd actually burn like meteors, but in reality (ha! Reality!) they weren't going that fast." (link)

      For comparison, Shuttle re-entry speed is a little less than 8km/s.

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  19. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Just as long as it didn't have a car chase scene. That's the dead giveaway of a shitty sci-fi action movie--that it has to resort to a old action movie cliche that doesn't even make sense in a science fiction movie (the nonsensical car chases in "Star Trek Insurrection" and "Serenity" are great examples).

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  20. Crap, plastic crap. by 12357bd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am tired of films made for all the audience. The plot so simple as to be ridiculous. The players pathetic, (not his fault, just an horrible history that should ever been ever filmed to start with). The effects and sound over-emphasized. And the result, well, if you have 8 years it's a great movie.

    But that's not SF, that's CRAP.

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    1. Re:Crap, plastic crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your command of written English is quite poor.

    2. Re:Crap, plastic crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am tired of pretentious nerds posting incredibly pissy reviews about a movie franchise because it has attempted to reach out to a wider audience instead of being nothing more than an elitist masturbatory aid. Every single review I've read on /. is some inane whining about how they couldn't handle the shaky cam or the characters didn't waste time with diplomacy, or that in the real world it would have taken them 6 minutes traveling at Warp speed instead of 7, etc. Seriously, get over yourselves. There was depth to the plot, if you weren't too much of an elitist asshole to notice it. The whole fucking point of the movie is FATE. You assholes need to face the facts: it is a reboot, things will be different, special effects will be better, and the old Star Trek stories where usually incredibly boring. Yes, they dealt with controversial social topics and some science. Just because something tries to be overly cerebral does not automatically make it relevant, inspirational, or entertaining. Sometimes you have to add some fluff and have some suspension of disbelief. I know that last part is hard for a lot of you, but if you need help, just imagine what it would be like to get laid.

  21. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by goldspider · · Score: 1

    While I generally enjoyed the movie, they need to drop the Oliver Stone camera work, and this post summed up my problems with the plot quite well.

    Entertaining, yes. Has potential? Perhaps. I would only call the plot excellent, though, if by "excellent" you mean "painfully contrived".

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  22. The weapon effects irked me. by taxman_10m · · Score: 1

    They were much to frenetic for Star Trek and looked more like Star Wars. I couldn't really tell the difference between phasers and photon torpedos. And I swear I even heard Star Wars sound effects a few times, particularly when Spock's ship was firing at the drill.

  23. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by goldspider · · Score: 1

    The art departments did an excellent job of recreating "period" technology that fit right into the setting.

    I really really wish, though, that they didn't cover the entire ship wigh freaking gun turrets. Was that really necessary, beyond "sexing-up" the Enterprise?

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  24. The gist of the problem by bigmaddog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems to me that we're still experiencing special effects giddiness as many of the industry people that started in the 70s and 80s when things were hard and you had to build intricate models and crazy sets and sometimes colour things in with crayons are now the old coots in charge and leading some of these works of wonder out there, and literally can't control the power they have. It's not even that you couldn't do some things without CG but it was just too expensive and no one in their right mind would do it.

    Just look at the Gungan/droid battle at the end of SW Episode 1; it adds virtually nothing to the story but does show a total lack of imagination by those in charge. They took great pains to construct an encounter that, for all its lasers, aliens, droids and tanks, is essentially a medieval skirmish where large formations clash at close quarters. 20 years ago you'd have to dress up a few hundred guys, build faux tanks and giant beasts, and many of those things in miniature as well, and then use a lot of clever editing to pull all of it together. It would have likely never happened because of the sheer physical effort involved, or they'd do a different style of battle instead because it'd be easier to show a few people on the screen at one time. George is not the only one succumbing to this, though he certainly is our favourite example.

    The current state of CG in movies is almost what would happen if new Lamborghinis were suddenly being sold for $20k - many of the people who wanted one as a kid would probably get one, and then your roads would be packed with impractical but cool-looking two-seaters, and it would take some time before people came to their senses.

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  25. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by BlitzTech · · Score: 1

    Ahh... umm.. well... er...

    Yeah. It did. Not really plot-related.

    I have nothing more to say on this subject =(

  26. Enough Shakey Cam! by MCSEBear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The thing that annoyed me the most about the new Trek was the abundance of 'shaking the camera during filming' shots I was subjected to. Can we give that a rest?

    1. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2

      Seconded. I had to leave the theater due to vertigo (I've got nasty seasonal allergies and some blockage in my ears, I think).

      Never mind the fact that even without vertigo, it completely destroys immersion for me, and thus lessens my enjoyment. The next time I read a review of a movie that refers to a shaky cam, I'm making a point of *not* watching that movie.

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    2. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Never mind the shakicam, every time there's an explosion in any movie and some object is hurled towards the camera and just barely misses the audience, I lose yet another piece of respect for the director.

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    3. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by pwfffff · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Seconded. I had to leave the theater due to vertigo (I've got nasty seasonal allergies and some blockage in my ears, I think)."

      You left the new Star Trek... due to vertigo... caused by allergies...?

      *hands you my Geek Card*

      Yeah. You get TWO.

    4. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Ifandbut · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I love the so called "shakey cam" style. It is a refreshing change from decades of smooth pans and perfectly framed shots.

      The reason people like Half-Life 2's story is because they feel they are in the action (no break-away cut-scenes like Halo). The "shakey cam" helps me feel like I am part of the action, that I am in the action. That is just one reason I love BSG and the new Star Trek. I feel like I am in the universe instead of simply watching it.

    5. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The shaking didn't bug me half as much as the gratuitous CGI lens flares. Half the film was obscured by artificial lighting effects. I could hardly watch it.

    6. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an increasingly lame attempt to cover up bad effects shots or to replace what "might have been"
      Shaky cameras were used heavily in the original series, but only for a lack of something better to represent being hit in space by a weapon. It's as if they decided to up the camp level in the new movie by exploiting some of the terrible effects that they used in the original series.

      It was a crappy effect then, and it's still on the list.

      DOWN WITH THE SHAKECAM!!

      lowteq

    7. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      The thing that annoys me most is that we've had something like two "bash Star Trek" threads a week since the movie came out. This isn't news. The majority of you seem to have hated the movie. Good for you. Personally, I liked it, but that doesn't mean we need to be debating the strengths and weaknesses of the movie twice a week. Is there honestly nothing else going on in the world worthy of discussion other than "OMG!! Too much shaky cam!" every fucking week?

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    8. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Fallingcow · · Score: 2, Informative

      Supposedly, much of the lens flare was real, achieved by pointing a light at the camera from the appropriate angle.

      Still artificial, but not CGI.

    9. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by buraianto · · Score: 1

      The problem with shaky cam is that it is trying to give the impression of a camera and/or cameraman inside the action. But that's not what I want. I want to be in the action. Not through the proxy of a camera. My eyes and brain have the ability to compensate for a good amount of shaking. When I see shaky cam it pulls me out of the movie, because I am painfully aware that this is not what it would look like were I in the action.

      I understand that by not giving something the eye can focus on they are attempting to replicate the confusion and frenzy that take place in battle, but I think there are better ways to convey these.

      Also, when they had the unsteady camera filming the conversation between Kirk and Pike in the bar that was way too much. Unless I'm drunk over at the next table and can't sit upright for the life of me I don't expect to be bobbing about.

    10. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, He had to leave because his mom thought the action scenes were making him too "rambunctious".

    11. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Alas shakey cam seems to be the latest fad in movie and TV show shooting. Time for people to start sending vomit bags to Abrams and all the other 'tards that use this and the time travel crutch.

    12. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately that's a stupid vogue we're forced to suffer these days. Some people like it because they think it's more real while absolutely it is not because our neck muscles compensate continuously all minor vibrations and shocks to allow us to see better.
      That's what filming directors fail completely to understand. If you see that way in real life, you're either drunk or high.

    13. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot agree more! Too many movies lately have had poor to just plain bad camera work.

    14. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Something more annoying has to be invented first, e.g. the camera doing a rotation around the characters per second or worse, then everyone will switch to that.

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    15. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Mex · · Score: 1

      I blame it all on Gladiator. That's where it first started, I think, the "Cameraman is drunk as hell" style of "action", where you don't know what the fuck is going on.

      It ruined a bunch of movies, from Batman Begins to Transformers, because you can tell there's something "cool" going on but who knows what it is.

      Say all you want about Armaggedon, but visually it was a good movie with clear action paths.

    16. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      The thing that annoyed me the most about the new Trek was the abundance of 'shaking the camera during filming' shots I was subjected to. Can we give that a rest?

      Can't say I noticed any. (Or maybe you saw the Imax version?)

      It wasn't as bad as NYPD Blue, I watched the first couple of minutes of that show and had to abandon the attempt because I was getting motion sickness.

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    17. Re:Enough Shakey Cam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can relate. I had bad allergies that day, and we sat in the middle of the theater, and I almost threw up (not just when spock kissed uhuraaa*barrf*)

  27. good movie *Spoilers* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the cinematography, which includes the special effects, made this movie. The story line was passable, the acting alright, better than Cloverfield at least. But the emotions that JJ was able to evoke when George Kirk sacrificed himself to save the rest of the crew was powerful. Or when Kirk and the rest of them dived from orbit and was silhouetted against the sun was impressive. Sure a lot of it was obviously plot devices to be used, but it worked.

  28. Another lesson... by afabbro · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Those antipiracy dots are really annoying. Especially when you try to sneak them into a half-second of a special effects burst. Saw a couple in Star Trek, and at least four in Angels & Demons. In each case, there was an explosion or other high-contrast light and they tried to sneak in a few frames of antipiracy dots.

    Although I think that technology is lame and unnecessary, there are a zillion less obvious places to put it...

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    1. Re:Another lesson... by 3.1415926535 · · Score: 1

      Is that what those are? I saw a bazillion of them in Angels & Demons and thought they were some kind of mistake or error transferring it to film. Thanks for letting me know that the filmmakers aren't incompetent, just stupid.

    2. Re:Another lesson... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Not sure whether Fight Club is to be taken as an authoritative source for movie-making trivia, but according to Tyler Durden, those are marks that are supposed to indicate an upcoming scene change.

      Can anyone who knows about movie editing confirm this? I was always curious about this.

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    3. Re:Another lesson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's what those are! And here, I always thought the film was just damaged.

    4. Re:Another lesson... by afabbro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not sure whether Fight Club is to be taken as an authoritative source for movie-making trivia, but according to Tyler Durden, those are marks that are supposed to indicate an upcoming scene change.

      Can anyone who knows about movie editing confirm this? I was always curious about this.

      You're confusing the end-of-reel markers (which are in the upper right), with Coded Anti-Piracy dots, which appear in the middle of the picture, or wherever they decide to put them.

      The end-of-reel markers are apparently a technological necessity and not very distracting. Having a pattern of dots suddenly appear over an actor's face, on the other hand...

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    5. Re:Another lesson... by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      The antipiracy marks don't look like the "cigarette burns." They're much smaller and in a different place on the screen. the ones I have noticed are a constellation of small red dots in the middle of the screen.

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    6. Re:Another lesson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anti-piracy dots? Do you mean the black dots in the upper right of the screen that appear when it is time to change reels?

      Those are there in every movie that isn't on a digital projector.

    7. Re:Another lesson... by rnelsonee · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, anti-piracy

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coded_Anti-Piracy

      Note: I've now ruined theatrical releases for you. You will now notice these dots in nearly every movie, and it will drive you *nuts*. They like to show up as orange dots on blue, but that changes from time to time.

    8. Re:Another lesson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you refering to the 'burn mark' dots at the upper corner of the screen? Those are not for antipiracy purposes... they are for the guys who get the film sent to them in theatre in "cans" in parts...

      it's so they (the projectionists) know where to put the film together at and later where to cut up the film to place back into the cans for shipping back to the distributor.

      I once worked in a theatre. that was one (two?) of my duties. Assmeble and disassemble films.

    9. Re:Another lesson... by haploc · · Score: 1

      The first time I saw these (that I can clearly remember) was in Saw II. It struck me immediately that they were different from the "change reels" ones, as they were bright yellow, in the middle of the screen. They're perfect for ruining a great scene as others have already mentioned.
      Thanks to Fight Club I already noticed most of the "change reels" ones, now thanks to Saw II I also notice those CAP ones ...

      Regards..

  29. Demographics? by hyades1 · · Score: 1, Troll

    I assume this movie was made for your basic young adult male, since that's supposed to be the most desirable segment of the audience, especially for this genre. Abrams and company obviously believe such people are lobotomized morons, since that's the level they pitched the movie to. Most of the young people I know are brighter than that. They might turn out for this movie, but I doubt very much whether they'll be back en masse for the sequel.

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    1. Re:Demographics? by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      The sequel to this movie is not only an odd number, but it's number 13. Pardon my skepticism.

    2. Re:Demographics? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Abrams and company obviously believe such people are lobotomized morons, since that's the level they pitched the movie to.

      Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration.

      What he was going for was the more like the original Star Wars, where the effects were so cheesy that Lucas didn't want you to look at them for very long. Despite many big budget attempts to cash in (including those by Lucas himself), they seldom get the break-neck pacing right. You want to get people saying, "did I just see that?" before they start looking too closely at the foam rubber masks.

      Star Trek is about optimistic, character driven stories with some pretense of philosophical significance. I think the franchise often suffers from self-consciously attempting to say "significant" things, weighing down the narrative. Philosophical pretension is like special effects; a little bit of it enhances the story, too much weighs it down. The awful Star Wars prequels were overburdened with both.

      The latest movie is a step in the right direction, but it overcompensates. As such, I don't think this is one that will stick with fans on its storytelling merits the way "Wrath of Khan" did. "Khan" was brisk, but gave you time to enjoy the story. If you tell a dramatic story with compelling characters, it almost has to say something interesting.

      I'd say the reboot is more of a solid base hit than a home run. It did what it had to do: it gave us a taste of what the new actors will do with the characters. It showed us a future in which we'd actually want to live in (aside from the incursion of the occasional genocidal alien). What it didn't do is give us a great story, a story worth taking the time to think about. Like Lucas' cheesy rubber masks, the movie goes by too quickly for us to get a real good look at its weaknesses.

      A second movie just like this one would be dull, and I don't think Abrams has a better Star Trek movie in him. I'd like to see what a director like Alfonso CuarÃn could do with the franchise.

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  30. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This movie does have a car chase scene when young kirk steals his, presumably, step-fathers car.

  31. Michael Baysplosions!!! by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I knew JJ Abrams was no Michael Bay when the orbital drill, after being destroyed, fell into San Francisco Bay *right next* to the Golden Gate bridge, but somehow missed subjecting us to a gratuitous and cliched effects sequence of the destruction of San Francisco's most famous landmark, preferring instead to get on with the story.

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    1. Re:Michael Baysplosions!!! by all204 · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. I was quite surprised, and relieved, that it *didn't* destroy the bridge. It would have been cliche and pointless. I respected that decision. Sort of a "look at what we could have done, but didn't" moment.

  32. some of those goofs are goofy by pohl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the "goofs" doesn't make sense to me:

    The first shots of the Enterprise in space show it docked at the massive space station with the bridge facing the center of the station. When they show Spock entering the bridge for the first time (when the ship is still docked) you can see the view out of the front viewscreen/window. You should be able to see the huge space station, but all you see is empty space.
    Submitted by BocaDavie

    Isn't it possible that people in that century have figured out that you can have a camera facing backwards and put it on a video screen on a wall facing the other direction?

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    1. Re:some of those goofs are goofy by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I thought that was odd, too. Even in ST-TOS it was a video screen and not a window.

    2. Re:some of those goofs are goofy by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      It's possible. And in the original show, they had (which is good, because the viewscreen on the bridge wasn't pointing the way the ship was going!). But in the new movie, it's made fairly clear that it is indeed a window and not a screen.

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    3. Re:some of those goofs are goofy by pohl · · Score: 1

      But in the new movie, it's made fairly clear that it is indeed a window and not a screen.

      I thought Nero's giant head displayed upon it made it pretty clear that it is a screen. But that's just me.

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    4. Re:some of those goofs are goofy by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      It seems obvious that it's both a screen and a window. Otherwise Nero is very big and floating in space in at least two occasions. And if it's both, I doubt they've lost the technology to black out the window when it's beneficial, otherwise there's going to be a lot of light when they fly towards any star at habitable planet ranges. By 'a lot', I mean 'enough to cause permanent damage to most peoples' eyes'. And if you can black it out for safety reasons, you can black it out for convenience, like being able to see where you're going when you're 'backing up'.

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    5. Re:some of those goofs are goofy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a goof because the Enterprise's view screen, at least in the movie, is a clear window with a video overlay - that's why whenever anyone's face was on the main viewscreen you could still see the stars through their head.

    6. Re:some of those goofs are goofy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm...but if you're going to assert that it's a window because you can see stars through Nero's head, why not just assert that it can be turned into an opaque video screen because you can see stars when they're pointing towards the space station?

      I mean, if what you observe in the movie is evidence of one thing, then something else you observe in the movie is evidence of another.

    7. Re:some of those goofs are goofy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More simply, it was just the screensaver.

    8. Re:some of those goofs are goofy by Maserati · · Score: 1

      The Kelvin had a window, the captain orders it to be polarized at which point the bright light shining in is dimmed down to a viewable level. The Enterprise had a viewscreen. I conclude that because when it started to crack during the escape from the black hole at the end of the film, the air didn't start leaking out.

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  33. Camera shake is not "cool", it's annoying. by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 1

    I'm with you on that one.

    When Kirk and Pike were in the bar, on earth, there was camera shake. The Earth certainly wasn't shaking too much. My friend-who-suffers-from-motion-sickness had to leave the theater long before they made it into space.

    It makes me want to write a piece of software that goes through a movie and lines up all the frames.

    1. Re:Camera shake is not "cool", it's annoying. by TurboNed · · Score: 1

      Well, the guy DID just get done making Cloverfield. He's probably thinking about how steady all the work is for this film.

  34. He could have been captain of a bucket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first captaincy could be in a smaller ship, more scout-level than Constitution.

    Then the next could either be him and a few of the others (all?) going about their own business and going on up the ladder to bigger and better ships, or it could be five years later when Kirk finally gets his first Constitution class starship captaincy.

    That's how it works (somewhat) in the real navy. When you get your first captain, you're given a small ship, maybe just a refueller or ASW platform. Then if you show good, you get a Frigate. Then a Destroyer or Point Defence. Then you get to the real top dog: nuclear battleship or carrier (maybe even captain of the carrier group!).

    Getting "Captain" is the START not the end.

    1. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of whining about Kirk's battlefield commission but
      there was already well established precedent for this:

            This is not far off on how Picard got his first command.

      On the one hand it's a a reboot. On the other hand it also can
      exploit established history and mistakes.

      If you were looking for the US Navy you were in the wrong theater
      and always have been. That ship sailed a long time ago.

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    2. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by MaXintosh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think people who keep harping on this are missing one glaring fact:

      Kirk successfully successfully got a distraught and emotionally incapacitated captain to step aside, and proceeded to save the earth from total destruction.

      I could be mistaken, but I think the whole earth-saving thing is something they want to encourage in Star Fleet. That, you know, if you SAVE THE EARTH, the normal rules of promotion might become slightly more flexible.

    3. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by tattood · · Score: 1

      they gave command to a cadet when more senior officers were still alive

      ... a cadet who was on disciplinary review for allegedly cheating on a test, and should not have even been on the ship in the first place, if it had not been for Bones smuggling him on board.

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    4. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      In TOS, Kirk worked his way up the chain just as GP indicated.

      In the movie, Kirk as a cadet receives a field promotion to first officer and causes the acting captain to step down.

      There are no more senior officers than that, since the entire command crew seemed to have been staffed with cadets due to some unnamed issue elsewhere in the galaxy requiring the full fleet.

      The grousing is two pronged and due to

      • He's promoted to first officer for purely dues ex machina reasons it seems.
      • At that at the end, Kirk gets to keep his position as captain of the flagship of the fleet.

      Slightly unrealistic.

      The manner the field promtion occured does allow some wiggle room as to why it actually happened, but on its face it was purely a "WTF!?" momment. There was no leadup to why it happened other than 'we need it to'. We don't even know if Kirk interacted with the person promoting him at all other than their intial meeting. And while it was appearent then that person did have a 'hardon' for Kirk and his 'potential', there is no reason to believe (especially with the scenes that had occured just prior to Kirk's joining the ship) that they still did.

      On the other hand, I doubt there are few precedents in place for what he had just accomplished by the end of the movie. The closest I can think of is the old fairy tales of a lone warrior single handily saving the kingdom by slaying a dragon, at which point it really isn't all that unrealistic to think that the 'king' would grant the hero any honor he requested. Captian of the Flagship would have been a very reasonable honor to bestow, especially if the entire crew at that point was made of recently promoted cadets (thus providing you an excuse to keep said captain and flagship out of 'harms way').

    5. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      it sounds like they gave command to a cadet when more senior officers were still alive.

      Yes, but the cadet was first officer at the time. You follow chain of command first, regardless of rank. Then turn to rank if the chain is broken. Pike made him first officer because he was the fire to Spock's ice. And, when Spock beamed down to Vulcan, Kirk was acting captain and no one cared or even noticed. Then Spock came back, and all was good again until the "mutiny." At which time Spock was removed and that left the first officer to take command.

    6. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      ...And who had just been kicked off the ship by his superior officer for insubordination!

      Kirk had racked up about three different court-martial-worthy offenses by the end of the movie. He shouldn't have been allowed to remain a damn cadet, let alone a Captain -- whether he saved Earth or not!

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    7. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I could be mistaken, but I think the whole earth-saving thing is something they want to encourage in Star Fleet. That, you know, if you SAVE THE EARTH, the normal rules of promotion might become slightly more flexible.

      Even then, that should only have been enough to cancel out his three different court-martials (cheating, stowing away on the ship, and insubordination)! If he had to be promoted, it should have been to ensign or lieutenant at most. If nothing else, he sure as Hell needs the time at lower rank to learn to quit being such a reckless idiot -- and even saving the Earth doesn't make up for that!

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    8. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then again, he wouldn't be Captain Kirk if hadn't racked up three different court martial-worthy offenses. Kirk always bend/break/reinvent the rules when when circumstances require him to do so. The movie got it right.

    9. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but there's a line. The old Kirk was quick-thinking and unconventional, but he was always in control of himself. This new Kirk is reckless, impulsive, and a danger to himself and others.

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    10. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by kaitou · · Score: 1

      Well yes, but isn't his age a big part of that? Don't forget this Kirk is nearly a decade younger then the "old" Kirk was at the start of TOS. That time could easily be what was needed for the shift.

    11. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kirk successfully successfully got a distraught and emotionally incapacitated captain to step aside, and proceeded to save the earth from total destruction.

      Double Plus Good FTW!!

    12. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      I could be mistaken, but I think the whole earth-saving thing is something they want to encourage in Star Fleet. That, you know, if you SAVE THE EARTH, the normal rules of promotion might become slightly more flexible.

      Even then, that should only have been enough to cancel out his three different court-martials (cheating, stowing away on the ship, and insubordination)! If he had to be promoted, it should have been to ensign or lieutenant at most. If nothing else, he sure as Hell needs the time at lower rank to learn to quit being such a reckless idiot -- and even saving the Earth doesn't make up for that!

      Lieutenant Commander at most, you mean. He's proven he can handle the Command path, lt commander would allow him to 'grow' into the responsibilities. Acting Captain, even if he does save the Earth, can be seen as a lucky incident not worthy of full captaincy.

      And it was great to see Christopher Pike in the Big Chair, but where the hell was Robert April?????

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    13. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see that you're a huge stickler for the rules. You are putting too much emphasis on Spock's perspective, so consider the following:

      • The test Kirk "cheated" on was designed to reveal a potential captain's character and resolution. "Wrong" and "right" answers don't exist - the test could be seen as teaching tool rather than an exam.
        Besides, successfully saving the stranded ship was not one of the elements that was actually being tested. Changing test conditions that are unrelated to the purpose of the test is like taking a math exam in French rather than English. Starfleet was just worked up because he gained unauthorized access to the system.
        And don't forget that Kirk already took the un-altered test twice before.
      • Kirk's insubordination in wanting to follow Nero to Earth and fight head-on was fully vindicated by the fact that Kirk's plan saved the planet. If that's not enough to justify defending his plan, consider that the only rejection of that plan came from Spock, who shortly after revealed that he was emotionally compromised and unfit for duty as acting captain. You think Kirk should be punished for standing up to someone who wasn't acting with a level head?
      • Kirk's re-entry onto the Enterprise (stowing away) actually wasn't illegal at all, considering that his forced departure was against Starfleet regulations in the first place. Kirk should have been placed in the brig, not an escape pod. And if you're not talking about that stowing away, but rather the first time Kirk snuck onto the Enterprise, that really was McCoy's fault. If Kirk had left McCoy's side after being given the vaccine, he may have died from the allergic reaction. And again, Kirk saved Earth. US Presidents get away with a lot more illegal activity and accomplish far less.

      (Anon because I modded other posts)

    14. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Funny

      After all, in the Star Trek universe, the Earth is saved every other week. It's not such a big deal.

    15. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought about that after I submitted the previous post. Don't get me wrong: I think the portrayal of cadet Kirk was spot-on. But as the movie progressed, or at least when he took command, there should have a noticeable change in how he acted. Sort of an "okay, it's getting serious now; I need to act like a responsible adult" epiphany or something.

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    16. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Lieutenant Commander at most, you mean.

      No, Lieutenant Junior Grade at most, I mean! And even that's a stretch, considering how much more mature and competent younger characters like Ensign Chekov acted in comparison!

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    17. Re:He could have been captain of a bucket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the movie, Kirk as a cadet receives a field promotion to first officer and causes the acting captain to step down.

      There are no more senior officers than that, since the entire command crew seemed to have been staffed with cadets due to some unnamed issue elsewhere in the galaxy requiring the full fleet.

      The other senior officers behind Pike and Spock, the chief engineer and chief medical officer, were dead.

      The remaining senior bridge officers were the 17 year old Chekov and Sulu, a late replacement for the original guy in his position.

      Neither of these guys are exactly command material. Pike knew Kirk was a genius and WAS command material, so made him first officer. It's not exactly complex.

  35. Effects have gotten worse by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps it's just me, but I think special effects have gotten worse, not more impressive, over time.

    A good example would be the scene where Wolverine is playing with his new adamantium claws in front of a mirror in the latest X-Men movie. You can't miss the fact that they have been added to the movie with a computer.

    What gives? In the first movie, I believe, they used props. They looked real enough.

    What about the first Hulk movie? I haven't seen the movie, I'll admit. But from the trailer it was obvious the CGI did not fit into the movie at all. Remember Jurassic Park? How fricking old is that movie? How can it be that it looked more realistic than newer movies?

    Is this just a matter of using the computer too much? Is it a lack of care or skill? I don't know. I just know that these things didn't jump at me, figuratively speaking, so much five to ten years ago...

    1. Re:Effects have gotten worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the wolverine issue was due to not enough post-production polish added. Those claws were awful.

    2. Re:Effects have gotten worse by u38cg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the one-word answer here is "budget". They went and pitched Wolverine, saying, "and we need to do all this bad-ass CGI stuff, too". Then they get a budget for a third of what is really required to make it truly seamless, and they end up making a movie where characters appear to have no inertia, or hair doesn't move properly, etc, etc.

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    3. Re:Effects have gotten worse by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Jurassic Park remains the gold standard for CGI in films. It blended seamlessly with the animatronics and shot footage and was very, very convincing. Remember the scene with the T-rex in the rain? I didn't even think they had water effect algorithms in 1993. Never mind lighting.

      That standard is still there today, but you won't notice it in films like Star Trek or Star Wars. You're more likely to notice it in films like The Dark Knight or the Lord of the Rings, or more to the point, you're more likely to not notice it. Such films do make extensive use of CG effects, but as part of a more comprehensive effects library, in the tradition of Jurassic Park, not as a single solution to all effects ills like the new Star Wars.

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    4. Re:Effects have gotten worse by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      What gives? In the first movie, I believe, they used props. They looked real enough.

      What about the first Hulk movie? I haven't seen the movie, I'll admit. But from the trailer it was obvious the CGI did not fit into the movie at all. Remember Jurassic Park? How fricking old is that movie? How can it be that it looked more realistic than newer movies?

      An artist needs both skills and tools. Time as well if it's something complicated.

      Jurassic park still impresses the hell out of me. In terms of creature effects I don't think that first movie was eclipsed until Lord of the Rings.

      You can sit a master sculptor down with play-dough and he'll come up with something interesting. You can sit me down with the finest tools and marble available and I'll just produce gravel.

      We tend to expect that movies will look better and better every succeeding year but we forget that there's still artistry involved and fancy technology won't replace the need for that artistry. We had singers 30 years ago who sounded great and we have singers today who sound even better due to improved recording technology. But if you stack Ella Fitzgerald up against Britney Spears, you'd think music died. No, that's not it. Garbage in, garbage out, that's what's happening.

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    5. Re:Effects have gotten worse by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Funny

      "It blended seamlessly with the animatronics"

      There were no animatronics in Jurassic Park. Hammond confirmed it.

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    6. Re:Effects have gotten worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good example would be the scene where Wolverine is playing with his new adamantium claws in front of a mirror in the latest X-Men movie. You can't miss the fact that they have been added to the movie with a computer.

      In many of the scenes he actually wore the claws. I was watching a "bloopers" show prior to the release and there was at least one instance where he actually accidentally cut one of the other actors with them.

      I don't know if he was wearing them in that specific scene or not, and I'm not making any statement about the movie itself... ... but based on the fact you couldn't tell the CGI claws from the physical mock-up claws I'd say the CGI wasn't that bad.

      And yes, in the previous movies they also used a combination of "real" and CGI claws for him.

  36. It *was* a good movie by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 1

    Oh, don't get me wrong, I very much enjoyed the movie. It was a lot of fun, and I'd recommend it to anyone (except my friend-who-suffers-from-motion-sickness). I'm hoping they make it into another series.

    But, to claim it was largely free of science errors? No.

  37. I liked it by LordKaT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can break the movie down into 10 words: I'm Captain Kirk and I'm going to kick your ass.

    Star Trek was not a thought provoking movie. It didn't raise many of the ethical and moral questions that TOS and TNG did - in fact, it went so far as to shit all over that idea (one of the last scenes with Nero, Kirk chooses violence over peace). It also wasn't a deep movie - beyond the story of the TOS crew meeting each other there really isn't much there.

    To me this wasn't a problem. It was an entertaining TOS-type movie (not to be confused with the TOS crew in a Roddenberry movie, ala ST1-4), with corny action movies, dead red shirts, the classic theme, the classic voiceover, and Kirk being a badass ("I've got your gun").

    Overall it was a fun movie. It's no Godfather II, but it's certainly not a pile of shit like Twilight. Artistically, it's bunk. Entertainment wise, it fits the bill, and gives the Star Trek series the new legs that, in my opinion, it so desperately needed.

    (And if you don't think Star Trek needed new legs, I'll say this: The later episodes of DS9 and Voyager sucked. Warp 10 being "everywhere at once"? The magical anti-borg shielding? Don't even get me started on the Enterprise episodes, or the three movies prior to this one)

    1. Re:I liked it by Reapy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey glad there is someone with a sane head out there. I 100% agree with you. The movie was great in that it was... FUN. It was also timely and perfect in what it did. Like you said, it breathed new life into star trek, it captured allll the nostalgia and star trek jokes and threw them in the movie (live long and propser, vulcan neck bench, damnit i'm a doctor not a, i'm giving it all shes got, red shirt destruction (my wife and i were the only ones to laugh out loud in the theater when he got waxed in .2 seconds), and on and on. So you felt like watching a 'star trek'. Loved the little detail with muffling sound in space.

      All in all it was just a well done movie, and cleverly set up a few 'torch passing' scenes for actors and will allow them to move on and create new star trek movies without having to worry about stepping on any toes with the previous established cannon.

      Fun movie, let go, enjoy the movie for what it is, and be glad enough people like it that star trek won't keep nosediving to oblivion like it has been.

    2. Re:I liked it by kahless62003 · · Score: 1

      I can break the movie down into 10 words: I'm Captain Kirk and I'm going to kick your ass.

      More like "I'm Captain Kirk and I'm going to get my ass handed to me several times."

    3. Re:I liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You pretty much hit the nail on the head. Just because it was so much fun, I'll buy the BluRay and watch it over and over again, just like "The Wrath of Khan", but for different reasons.

    4. Re:I liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Choose violence against someone who murdered 6 billion people for not rescuing his people from a disaster that he himself is now in a position to prevent.

      Seems similar to the Kirk that threatens to bombard a planet and destroy it's population if it doesn't release 6 hostages (simulated war planet).

    5. Re:I liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you and I were watching different movies, I seem to recall Kirk offering Nero rescue. Nero refuses, and THEN Kirk fires on him.

    6. Re:I liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kirk chooses violence over peace

      Well he did offer Nero a chance to live, but he refused.

      It just takes this Kirk a little less time to say "Fuck you!"

  38. Point defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Vulcan cannon, point defenses. The old Enterprise (even all the later ones never improved it) didn't have any point defenses. It was either use the big honking main gun (overkill and limited ROF) or pretend it wasn't a problem.

    But this one had a better tactical feel.

  39. The better choice was made by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When crafting his movie, Abrahms had two choices: either make a fully faithful canonic trek movie that would disinterest the public at large and get an outcry from hardcore trekkies, or make a fun, action-packed blockvusters that would get the larger public excited and get an outcry from hardcore trekkies. Seems like he made the most financially sound choice, seeing how hardcore trekkies are never satisfied with the end result anyway.

    1. Re:The better choice was made by kindbud · · Score: 1

      When crafting his movie, Abrahms had two choices: either make a fully faithful canonic trek movie that would disinterest the public at large and get an outcry from hardcore trekkies, or make a fun, action-packed blockvusters that would get the larger public excited and get an outcry from hardcore trekkies.

      There was a third choice: leave Star Trek alone for 20 years before trying to reboot it.

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    2. Re:The better choice was made by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But lets see how faithful that larger public interest will become. Trek has lasted as long as it has due to those faithful.

      I would side with the faithful in this case. The results of the original three season run turned out to be monstrous, eh? I am not convinced this branch of storyline will flourish as the original. Given that, the "financial" choice would be the faithful side, along with 30+ years of franchise.

    3. Re:The better choice was made by roadsider · · Score: 1

      Abrams by no means had to be faithful to the Trek cannon. It would have been nice, however, had he not made a movie that was a mish-mash of a half-dozen other science fictions movies and maybe one that had a plot not riddled with cliches and all-too-convenient coincidences. Strip it of its special effects, and it was a HORRIBLE movie. Bad story. Boring characters. Undecipherable plot. Scientific gaffs galore. Oh, but because the effects were cool, it made it thoroughly worth the $13 admission. What really sucks is that I'll probably still go to the sequel.

  40. i hate stupid bad guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nemo was told what year it was.

    He waited 20 years to capture old-spock.

    He had *plenty of time* to figure out that Romulus had not been destroyed yet, and *plenty of time* to realize that it would now be trivially easy for him to prevent the destruction of Romulus himself. Once he captured old-spock, he had the red matter. So he could have flown over to the star and sucked it up in a black hole a full century before it would go supernova and destroy Romulus.

    They tried to explain that in his brief conversation with captain Pike, when he refused to accept the statement that Romulus wasn't destroyed. But after a full 20 years of floating in the void of space, you would think he would have calmed down just a tad.

    So, he qualifies as a stupid bad guy. Given this story line, if he had been intelligent, he never would have been a bad guy, and we really wouldn't have had much of a movie. But I don't care. Movie writers should not rely on weak plot devices like that one to make a movie. Make your bad guys smart, damnit.

    I also wonder how a mining ship got such kick-ass military grade torpedoes, and how he managed to maintain morale and loyalty in his crew for the 20 years they spent sitting on their asses, but I won't belabor those points.

    1. Re:i hate stupid bad guys by ryanov · · Score: 1

      I was wondering the same thing for the last two points. That didn't look like much of a mining ship.

    2. Re:i hate stupid bad guys by Maserati · · Score: 1

      You missed the line where Nero says he doesn't just want to save his planet, but to destroy the Federation to clear the path for the Romulan Empire. And to cause Spock and the Vulcans as much pain as he can.

      He also isn't a genius like, oh, Khan. Just a guy doing a job who feels betrayed by those who promised to save his planet and his family. And went completely nuts. Honestly, Bana's delivery on "Hello Christopher, I'm Nero" should have been subtitled "I'm a crazy person, how are you ?" It came through, for my friends and I anyway, as a well delivered line intended to convey that Nero is nuttier than a squirrel's pantry.

      And they left a few important background scenes out of the theatrical cut, which is worse than the lens flares, shaky cam and overly quick editing.

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    3. Re:i hate stupid bad guys by Stumpeh · · Score: 1

      Actually his revenge is sort of justifiable. Remember that they're in an alternate universe and Spock, at least, appears to be aware of this. While I'm sure Nero probably sent a quick text to the Romulans in this universe to let them know what to look out for *his* Romulus in his universe was still destroyed because of that damnable Spock. So why shouldn't he get a little bit of revenge by destroying this universe's Vulcan? That's obviously not as good as hitting the real Vulcan, but a close second.

      Plus he's a Romulan. They don't calm down. Polar opposite of the Vulcans and all. *hand wave* *hand wave*.

  41. Better F/X: See "Angels and Demons". by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You want to see good F/X? See "Angels and Demons". That wasn't filmed at the Vatican. The Vatican scenes, inside and out, were filmed in LA. It was done with partial sets, CG sets, green screen work, miniatures, matchmoves, and computer generated crowds. Can you tell?

    Star Dreck was an easy F/X job. Anybody can do 3D spaceships. It's faking the commonplace that's tough.

  42. Question with spoilers by woozlewuzzle · · Score: 1

    I only saw the movie once and maybe I misremembered something. I figure someone on this board will know the answer (or invent one, this being /. afterall) I thought Spock said he came out of the black hole into the new timeline 25 years after Nero did. If so, how did Nero get a hold of Spock's ship with the red matter? He clearly had it at the beginning of the movie since he already had decided to destroy Vulcan and have Spock there to watch, although he was looking for the old Spock and not the young one. Anyone?

    1. Re:Question with spoilers by NivekEnterprises · · Score: 1

      Nero calculated where and when Spock would come out of the BH. He waited 25 years for him to come out so that he could capture him and get the red matter. After capturing Spock and the red matter he drilled a hole in Vulcan and tossed in a drop.

      That's why James Kirk was able to grow up between the first time we see Nero and the second time.

  43. For effects, I still look to Zemeckis. by pokeyburro · · Score: 1

    For the best use of special effects, my favorite director is still Robert Zemeckis. For someone who's done as many high-concept sci-fi pieces as he has, his use of FX is remarkably sparing, and artfully placed. Consider Dan Taylor's legs in Forrest Gump, and the giant device in Contact. Even the footage of Gump with various US Presidents, while receiving some criticisms, is arguably in the same vein.

    He seems to try very hard to get a realistic look out of something that you know couldn't possibly exist. A lot of this mileage is achieved by placing the effect into an ordinary, present-day setting, as opposed to inundating you in an entire lavish otherworld. Even in a futuristic universe like Star Trek, numerous opportunities exist to juxtapose the ordinary and the fantastic; in fact, Trek stands out as begging for such moments, since one of its motifs is that it presents allegories for our present time.

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  44. NO. Not Special Effects. by owlnation · · Score: 1

    People here (and TFA) seem to be confusing Visual Effects (cgi etc) with Special Effects. Not the same thing at all.

  45. Bigger Fish by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    And that scene with the huge predators on the ice planet reminded me of Star Wars Episode 1 ("There is always a bigger fish").

    I cast "summon bigger fish!"

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    1. Re:Bigger Fish by Richy_T · · Score: 2, Funny

      I cast "summon bigger boat"

  46. everybody likes a good plot by mangu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The wider the age range, the less room there is for typical plot elements, because younger audiences get bored quickly

    I have to disagree with you on that. My favorite movie is Rio Bravo, which I first saw when I was nine years old. By current standards, that movie is slooooowww. It goes for over two hours and it's only about five minutes after the titles that someone first speaks something. But it's a wonderful film.

    I loved it the first time I saw it because I became immersed in the action, I never realized time was passing. I remember it was only after the film ended and my father remarked on how long it was that I realized that nearly two and a half hours had passed.

    It's a simple plot, but it's so good that the director Howard Hawks did the same thing again, not once but twice. All three movies are great and all star John Wayne doing a similar plot. I still have to see a film that I liked on Fx alone.

  47. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Looks like I made the right decision, then.

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  48. Obviously it's a screen saver. by Leviathant · · Score: 1

    Duh :p

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  49. VFX != Moviemaking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be noted that many of the movies he compares to negatively in light of Star Trek (Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Pirates, Transformers) were all done by ILM as the primary VFX house, and by many of the same people on crew. ...which further supports his point that it's one thing to have good VFX -- it's another to know where to use it.

  50. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also have to comment on the fact this didn't suffer from the 'prequel' syndrome that Lucas's movies did. The art departments did an excellent job of recreating "period" technology that fit right into the setting.

    Except the Enterprise looked more like something that happened AFTER Wrath of Khan, and had almost none of the original grace and beauty that the original Enterprise, or 1701-A had.

    The hand phasers looked like something out of Barbarosa, and didn't fire anything like Star Trek weapons (except the post-Borg mess).

    I could put up with the change in character history, Kirk being a lucky but arrogant punk, Spock being the angsty, barely controlled mama's boy, even Scotty. not quite sure WHAT they did to him, but I never ONCE saw the original Scotty in this guy.

    But there were too many changes to the original back-story. too many liberties taken in the name of "making it fresh" that ruined the magic that the original crew held. They should have just changed the names, set it pre-Kirk, and let it ride on its own.

    But then my geek-card would be showing. The bridge was never supposed to be in-line with the longitudinal axis of the ship, the nacells were too bulbous at the front, and how the hell did they warp out of the black hole after the explosion of their own warp core pushed them outside the event horizon? doesn't the ship lose warp once the core is ejected?

    But enough Trekkie'ism. As an action flick, it wasn't too bad. Lose the stupid vomit-cam, the blurred effects, etc., and it would have been better.

  51. Best dang movie I have seen in a long time. by forgot_my_username · · Score: 1

    I was just watching "Die another Day" ( I think... it was in portuguese so, I am not sure of the title ). And it had the cheesiest tsunami kite surfing scene ever filmed...
    compared to that ...
    Star Trek is Shakespear


    But, I have to say I really, truly loved Star Trek for that entire "Plot" thing, that I have been hearing about, but haven't actually seen in a recent flick.

    Emmanuel
    land refinancing

  52. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

    It has a car chase scene with a little kid in Iowa driving a classic 1960s car trying to evade a cop. Seriously. Mind-bogglingly stupid scene, but a surprisingly good movie.

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  53. Article summary: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    "I liked the effects, because they were exactly what I like, and because I think that the whole world revolves around me, I think that the people who did this movie were the best in the business, and everybody should learn from them, because everybody would like every film FX to be made like this."

    My response: Well, I liked Matrix, A Scanner Darkly, Eternal Sunshine On A Spotless Mind, Sin City, 300, and other movies more, because of their "unrealistic" effects.
    It's called "style". Same as comics/manga. Same as paintings. Same as writing style.

    So one could say that the style of this Star Trek was, to be invisible. Which is not good or bad. And I agree that I like it, just like I liked the style of Galactica.
    Just don't be so egocentric. ^^

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  54. Umm... no... That is NOT summarizing the article by denzacar · · Score: 1

    This would be summarizing the article:

    "I think that every single special effect was absolutely warranted and completely on the spot and necessary."

    Clearly the writer of the article went to see some other movie - not JJ's Star Trek.
    Otherwise, he would at least mention all the unnecessary lens flaring.
    And the car chase sequence at the beginning.
    And the Cloverfield monster chase.

    Another hint that the author of the text has no clue to the location of the real world - he finds Danny Boyle's Sunshine "underrated".
    A movie where they send mentally unstable astronauts to reignite the Sun by dropping a bomb in it.

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  55. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by RJFerret · · Score: 1

    Trailers are to movies as Twitter is to novels.

    Aside from those movies where seeing the trailer WAS seeing the movie (THOSE are the worst--I paid for this? I already saw the only good parts in the TV commercials...)

    Trailers are like short skirts on hookers, just there to attract your attention, you don't find out how she'll screw you until after you've spent your money.

    This movie is one I want to experience again, short skirts and all.

  56. Lens flare! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lens flare! lens flare, shaky camera, lens flare lens flare...shaky camera. Lens! Flare!

    Shaky Camera.

  57. Hmmm... Oh! I get it! by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Someone apparently mixed up their playboy-billionaire-vigilantes.

    A hint how to tell them apart:

    Iron Man:
    Bright, shiny, metal armor that flies and shoots beams from it's hands and torso.
    Out of suit - an alcoholic wimp. Kills people.

    Batman:
    Dark-black in color, partially bullet resistant suit, does not fly (glides like a kite sometimes) and throws things. Kinda like ninja dressed as giant bat.
    Out of suit - could kill a man with his thumb in at least 9 different ways. Doesn't kill people.

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  58. Actually, the "plot" was total crap by anandamide · · Score: 1

    But the movie didn't require a plot, since it was just a series of special effects and action scenes.

    1. Re:Actually, the "plot" was total crap by BlitzTech · · Score: 1

      I think you're confusing Star Trek with Quantum of Solace.

    2. Re:Actually, the "plot" was total crap by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, "Star Trek" and the Daniel Craig "Bond" movies had exactly the same problem: the people who made them completely failed to understand what their respective franchises were supposed to be and thus removed everything important leaving only the superficial bits (like the setting) and trying to fill the gaping void with gratuitous action.

      James Bond, for example, was never supposed to be a gung-ho action hero; his cleverness, wit, and charm are equally important (if not more so) than his fighting ability. Older Bond films, such as the Sean Connery and Roger Moore ones, had considerably less action and a slower pace than, say, "Casino Royale" -- and that's exactly how they're supposed to be!

      Similarly, Star Trek was never supposed to be about action either. It's supposed to be about exploring the unknown -- and not just literally, but socially (e.g. "The Undiscovered Country" as allegory for the fall of the Soviet Union, Kirk and Uhura's interracial kiss, etc.), morally (e.g. episodes dealing with the Prime Directive, etc.) and intellectually/philosophically (e.g. all the classic "what if?"-type sci-fi episodes, such as "All Good Things..."). All the superficial cliches that non-Trekkies like Abrams mistakenly thought were important got shoveled in by the truckload: redshirts, funny accents, references to previous Trek stories (e.g. the "centaurian slug" or whatever = the "ceti eel" from "The Wrath of Khan"), technobabble, the setting and characters themselves, but the essence of Trek got completely left out!

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  59. Physics problems by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Vulcans are very bad at calculating the velocities caused by supernovae.

    Oh so very true. The black hole Spock was going to make wouldn't have done very much for the wave of radiation and near light speed particles escaping that would have baked the Romulans home world like a potato in a microwave. If the microwave was the size of a 12 story building.

    How 'bout these?

    The planet Vulcan would not compress into a black hole the same size as Vulcan. It'd probably be about the size of a marble. See Schwarzschild radius.

    You can't drill a hole to the core of a planet. They're molten inside. That would be like trying to drill a hole into the center of a gallon of milk. Thin crispy shell, big fluid inside.

    If you have something that sparks off a black hole, you could probably just drop it on the surface and it would do it's magic. The drill is unnecessary anyways.

    Things do not go back in time when they fall into a black hole. They pass the event horizon and remain locked there until they dissolve as Hawking radiation. Besides, if things did go back in time 25 years, the ruined remains of Vulcan would have also showed up 25 years ago giving them plenty of time to prepare.

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    1. Re:Physics problems by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      And for most of his life, Hawking would have agreed with you. Take a look at the book Physics of the Impossible. http://mkaku.org/

      Some of the modern theories on black holes are that they are actually ring shaped, not an infinitely small point. You pass through the ring and you wind up in another universe. Of course the amount of power required not to end up being ripped apart by the tidal forces et. al. are astronomical, there is apparently a loop hole that allows for this in the math.

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    2. Re:Physics problems by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Thick outer sheet some liquid. That's Earth, who know what the make up of the core of Vulcan is.

      plus, if you can drill to the center of the planet, you've pretty much killed everyone on it.

      Really, that should have called what the red liquid does as creating a 'black hole'.
      All that said,it still fits into the ST universe.
      Spock should ahve gone back in time a week and solved the whole thing..or destroyed that mining ship with the red when he first encountered.

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    3. Re:Physics problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things do not go back in time when they fall into a black hole. They pass the event horizon and remain locked there until they dissolve as Hawking radiation.

      I think you should add "One theory is that" before that sentence. Being as nobody has ever studied a black hole by going through it. The fact is that we don't quite know for sure what happens when something enters a singularity. Theories abound on the subject, but they are theories, not unarguable fact as you imply with your statement.

      Just keeping it real.

    4. Re:Physics problems by carterhawk001 · · Score: 1

      And I suppose you know how an FTL drive powered by a matter-antimatter reaction which pushes a ship outside the normal space-time continuum will react with a singularity?

    5. Re:Physics problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like ~150 years back in time, (2386->2233) but I see your point.

      Btw I hate what they did with stardates.

    6. Re:Physics problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think the point of the drilling was to get to the hot magma under the crust. Only the intense pressure and heat would set off the red matter.

    7. Re:Physics problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does it not depend on if its a naked singularity or not?

    8. Re:Physics problems by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Goddamn it man, it's motherfucking Star Trek! That show was second only to Doctor Who in putting aside all notions of real science for the sake of fun, so stop quibbling and just enjoy it.

      Dang nerds.

    9. Re:Physics problems by jknapka · · Score: 1

      Vulcans are very bad at calculating the velocities caused by supernovae.

      Oh so very true. The black hole Spock was going to make wouldn't have done very much for the wave of radiation and near light speed particles escaping that would have baked the Romulans home world like a potato in a microwave. If the microwave was the size of a 12 story building.

      Not to mention:

      1. Everyone within several lightyears would have known many many decades in advance if Romulus's primary was going to go supernova -- stars don't just up and explode one day, lots of interesting (and easily observable) stuff happens for several thousand years first. So the problem here was apparently the Romulan's failure to have a fucking clue about stellar eveolution;
      2. Even if there were a supernova, it wouldn't "threaten to destroy the entire galaxy" as Spock hyperbolizes; it might destabilize some nearby stars and cause some further (super)novae, and might scrub the biospheres off a few planets, but destroy the galaxy? Sadly, no;
      3. Any notional galactic destruction resulting from any event whose effects propagate at lightspeed would take hundreds of millennia;
      4. Not all planets have molten cores, but certainly you'd expect that of one named Vulcan, for fuck's sake.

      I hate movies whose plot depends upon the audience's scientific ignorance. This movie is just flat-out stupid on that axis. You'd think with a budget of $160E6 they'd be able to hire a scientific consultant.

    10. Re:Physics problems by Life2Death · · Score: 0

      Writing the next Star Trek "nitpickers Guide to the galaxy?"

    11. Re:Physics problems by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Besides, if things did go back in time 25 years, the ruined remains of Vulcan would have also showed up 25 years ago giving them plenty of time to prepare.

      Yeah, I'm kind of hoping the next movie involves Vulcan reappearing 150 more years in the past, with those crazy Vulcans going on whacky time travelly adventures, since (according to Spock) that whole paradox thing is just hogwash anyway.

      Horrible movie. Cringeworthy dialogue, overwrought melodrama, and as you and other people pointed out, completely nonsensical stuff in it.

    12. Re:Physics problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The planet Vulcan would not compress into a black hole the same size as Vulcan. It'd probably be about the size of a marble. See Schwarzschild radius.
      So, you are saying that the apparent event horizon for a 9mm diameter mass with a corresponding Schwartzchild radius would not be larger than 9mm? Because the gravitational lensing effect would effectively magnify a portion of space behind the black hole (which much more often than not is devoid of light), so that the observer would see a void conceivably the size of the planet just consumed by the singularity (from all directions).

      You can't drill a hole to the core of a planet. They're molten inside. That would be like trying to drill a hole into the center of a gallon of milk. Thin crispy shell, big fluid inside.

      2 things here: the existence of Mars proves that not all planets have molten cores and mantles;
      introduction of shock waves into a liquid medium (especially one made of molten metal) can cause crystallization of said medium, which, in this instance, can produce a solid channel through which the "red matter" can be dropped into the core of Vulcan, though your next point makes this one moot.

      If you have something that sparks off a black hole, you could probably just drop it on the surface and it would do it's magic. The drill is unnecessary anyways.

      I concede this point, but it would detract from the sheer terror factor that a suspended orbital drill cracking one's home planet provides.

      Things do not go back in time when they fall into a black hole. They pass the event horizon and remain locked there until they dissolve as Hawking radiation. Besides, if things did go back in time 25 years, the ruined remains of Vulcan would have also showed up 25 years ago giving them plenty of time to prepare.

      On this point, you are ignoring the theoretical existence of exotic matter: matter which exhibits negative atomic mass, and thus exerts an antigravitic force and can withstand the immense gravitational forces of a gravity well --and-- the idea of graviton-based energy shielding, which can compensate for gravitic instabilities with an immaterial barrier --and-- the idea that not all black holes are singularities, that they can create Einstein-Rosen bridges which need not exist within the same space-time frame of reference at their linked singular points.

  60. Special effects overdone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my opinion this is a common problem with many modern movies. There simply is too much CGI crap crammed into each frame almost like it just has to be there. Like a police officer striving the meet their quota. Sometimes to the point when its presence is distracting and does not add to the move or even starts to give me a headache.

    The bridge design sucked compared to STNG, IV,V..etc. Too much focus on USB lights and ultra modern displays with no real coherent underlying design or theme.

    Cool movie :-)

  61. The beginning of 'Revenge of the Sith' was good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article lost all credibility when it suggested that the space battle sequence that opened ROTS was a good example of SFX use in a movie. To the contrary, the opening proved that George Lucas had just given up, and had decided to create bad video game 'cut sequences' in place of action driven by narrative. The CGI was awful, especially in its use of video-game 'trails' behind many of the moving objects.

    Too many Hollywood 'blockbusters' today look as if they are trying to ape the look of video games- a pointless exercise, since the fun of a game is the fact that it is truly interactive.

    I haven't seen the new Trek movie, but if its greatest asset is that it looks like an xbox360 space game, my optimism is fading fast. And anyway, really bad reviews of the new Terminator film are coming through thick and fast, despite the fact that the reviewers seem to agree the production is handsome, with excellent SFX. It seems that people still care about story and script- who would have guessed?

  62. Yeah, me too. But it wasn't Star Trek. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The funny thing is that the only part of the ST canon which was NOT erased by the time jump thingy was mister Quantum Leap's contribution.

    I enjoyed the new film as well, but it wasn't Star Trek and Abrams is still a lame jackass who thinks and writes exclusively using mechanical base emotions rather than the higher thought patterns some members of our race still try to embrace. The man and his vision is a link or two backwards on the chain of cultural evolution. That's why his characters all seem like shop-window dummies.

    I sometimes enjoy Disney films, but that doesn't make Disney's vision of the world a good thing. Heck, I can also enjoy a bag of Doritoes from time to time.

    There was a period when ST was not just empty calories. But hey, that's alright. As our culture has demonstrated, thinking is too much work. And now with the calming effect of the Vulcan empire gone, we humans can now focus on that stuff we all love so much; Endless War!

    Sigh. Picard's Enterprise was my favorite and I knew it too good to last. People don't deserve happiness and sanity if they actively reject it in favor of pain, misery and small-mindedness.

    The attitude and energy of this new film, particularly the scenes in and around Starfleet Academy, strongly reminded me of another film: "Starship Troopers".

    -FL

  63. Re:Umm... no... That is NOT summarizing the articl by blincoln · · Score: 3, Informative

    A movie where they send mentally unstable astronauts to reignite the Sun by dropping a bomb in it.

    The technical explanation of what they were trying to do is online if you want to read about it, and is actually based on advice from some physicist consultants the production team worked with.

    The director seems to have (correctly) assumed that most audience members wouldn't want to sit through a lengthy briefing.

    If you can't buy the idea that a few members of a team of astronauts might start exhibiting unusual behaviour when they're isolated and placed under extreme stress for a long duration, it's probably not your film though.

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  64. Good directors film around the limitations by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

    Remember Jurassic Park? How fricking old is that movie? How can it be that it looked more realistic than newer movies?

    Because good directors film around the inherent limitations of the technology and their budgets. A good example of this is Ridley Scott (at least in his earlier films). In Alien he knew the creature would look stupid if it was shown in the light too much, so he made sure we never see it very much. Problem solved. A lesser director would have shown the alien a lot, just like crappy sci-fi B-Movies of the time.

    Then there is Bladerunner. Ridley Scott knew the cityscape they built would look crappy in the daylight, so he set it at night, and obscured things even more by making it rain perpetually. Again, a lesser director would not have taken that simple step and today we would all be talking about how crappy Bladerunner looked.

  65. What about the bullshit snow monster ? by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

    "Granted, there were lots of special effects in the film, but each had a purpose in the greater scheme of things, and at no point did I get the impression that someone was playing a videogame before my eyes," Can someone tell me Why The F@#k was Kirk jettisoned off the Enterprise, How the F#@k he found Spock randomly on an empty planet, How the F@#k scotty invented a faster than light LONG DISTANCE transporter (wouldn't that negate ALL SPACE TRAVEL!), AND WHY ON EARTH WE HAD A DUMB FX DRIVEN MONSTER CHASE (exactly the opposite motivation of what the article states ie. IT WAS PURE EYE CANDY). Don't get me started about THE LENS FLARES IN EVERY SINGLE F#@KING SHOT.

  66. Thank you, parent! by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    I eventually saw Nemesis last year and I wish I had listened to people because I wasted my time and unfortunately it'll take a while before I completely forget it. I will not waste my time on this Action Trek.

    Not that most the trek movies were that great now that I think about it.... Its the series that led to the films which were just made to exploit that success; not a promising formula...

    Why is it that anything set in the future is automatically labeled science fiction?

  67. The effect I could absolutely do without... by nuckfuts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    is the incessant damn shaking of the camera by film makers these days whenever they want to evince a sense of action or urgency.

    There was a time when holding a camera steady was considered the most basic of requirements for producing a watchable film, along with an editing style guided by the belief that anything worth putting up on the screen is worth leaving for on the screen for more than one second. That time ended abruptly when a TV show called "Miami Vice" came along. Suddenly it was "cool" to depict action by having a one-legged cameraman chase your actors down the street with a handheld camera.

    There are brief instances where jolting the image around on screen is effective, such as when the Enterprise is being struck by enemy fire, but for the most part all this shaky camera work and split-second editing is a needless assault on the senses. If, god forbid, these are combined with the necessity to sit rather close to the screen in a packed theatre, the effect can be physically nauseating.

    I wish today's film directors would embrace the simple rules that amateurs learned with the advent of "home movies" many years ago. Hold the f***ing camera still, and make each shot long enough that viewers can actually discern what the hell is on the screen.

  68. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by phulegart · · Score: 1

    I hope you were being sarcastic. ... because it does have a car chase scene. It actually involves an automobile. Yeah, an Automobile.

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  69. Cars and Routillue the best F/X movies I've seen by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Because they had character, plot, and sentimentality. F/X and CGI was a tool to implement living cars and talking rats seamlessly with out getting in the way of interesting stories.

  70. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    I specifically DIDN'T go see this movie because all the trailers made it look like a CGI-driven action-fest (a la Michael Bay). I hate those kind of movies. If this movie is NOT that, then its trailers did it a grave disservice.

    No, I'm sorry to say that the trailers showed exactly the kind of movie this was.

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  71. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    I honestly did not know that. I just know the cliche. It's been done in a ton of shitty "science fiction" movies lately. It seems to be some kind of default for action directors and bad writers. Not sure if its coming from the studio suits (who think an action movie HAS to have a car chase) or the directors and writers themselves (who are under pressure to "action things up" and so just throw every action cliche and the kitchen sink in). The one in "Serenity" was particularly embarrassing (the entire premise of the series was that they rode horses, and suddenly the movie has an inexplicable car chase on some really goofy-looking landspeeder things).

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  72. Red Water Creature on Ice Planet by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Assuming there is/was water under the ice. The creature was red because it is a natural camouflage for an ocean creature.
    Quote:
    A scuba diver in the open ocean discovers she is immersed not only in water, but also in an ethereal blue light. Seawater absorbs light much more strongly than air does, but visible light is made up of a rainbow of different wavelengths, each perceived by us as a different color. Blue light penetrates farther into seawater (giving the ocean its distinctive color). At the same time seawater absorbs red, orange, and yellow wavelengths, removing these colors. Only a few meters below the sea surface, if our diver looked into a mirror, she would see that her red lips appeared black.

    As for hunting Kirk when it already had lunch, that "lunch" was already on ice, and could wait. Maybe it just wanted an appetizer.

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  73. Anybody read the novel? by keith_nt4 · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this is related to the story but I was wondering if anyone had read the novel adaption and now it compares to the movie?

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  74. Cloverfield? by jpwinters · · Score: 1

    Anyone notice the resemblance between monster #2 on the ice planet Kirk is stranded on, and the Cloverfield monster? And they sold Slusho at the bar.. Makes you wonder the direction of the sequel. And by the by, I hate time travel arcs - they're almost always a cheat.

  75. Special effects... by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    Special effects can add to an experience when they're so well integrated you don't even think about it. When they're bad or gratuitous it always hurts the movie, bad effects because they kill suspension of disbelief and gratuitous because they cause a viewer to focus on the effects. The problem is that with sci fi movies it's far too easy to get fixated on the effects.

    Imagine a scene inside a house in a conventional, modern day drama. The focus may be on characters interacting with each other. Shots are focused on them and they only interact peripherally with their environment and usually as part of the plot or to give the scene more life. In a sci-fi movie, however, such a scene will descend into gadget porn. They'll take these wide shots where the actors are lost in the midst of this future-modern, impractically fashionable living space. Often we'll be greeted to these vistas of some impressive future city. Making things worse, every bit of technology will be extremely obtrusive in its functionality so as to remind the viewer that this is the future and everything is so freaking cool.

    This is the problem I had with Star Trek Episodes 1 through 3, beyond the poor script. That said, they did an excellent job integrating live and computer rendered characters into these scenes. But every single setting in those movies didn't feel lived-in. And it felt like the designers were trying too hard to show off their imagination and effects prowess. To be fair, I think the original movies suffered from similar problems, but the technical limitations forced them to be a bit more down-to-earth and thus more convincing.

    I personally think Blade Runner did a great job. The futuristic technology was there, but it didn't stand out. Deckard lived in what was basically a regular apartment.

    It's important that technology looks plausible even if it's function is fantastic. A lot of movies feature technology that is so absurdly elaborate it's impractical. Much like Nero's ship which was ridiculous with all the pointy insect-like appendages. Transformers has the same problem with them being made of all these tiny, intricate pieces. How they aren't utterly destroyed with the smallest impacts is beyond me. And from a cinematic standpoint they're so complex it's often hard to know what exactly they're doing.

    Another problem with technology in sci-fi, especially more recent movies, is the depiction of use. Futuristic gadgets are either overly pristine regardless of use or they're so worn down and beat up it's almost comical. It's like they're either museum pieces or they were fished out of garbage dumps.

    And I have to ask... Did the Federation abolish the news media in the future? How could Nero not have known about Vulcan's attempts to save his planet? His entire scheme hinges on a colossal misunderstanding on his part that could have been avoided if he had watched the future version of Romulan television for five minutes.

    I always find it annoying when people in the future encounter unsolvable problems that have been addressed and are basically non-issues in the present-day real world.

  76. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes it was. Though it seemed to me that most of the 'all over the damn place' turrets were more for point defense, rather than offensive weaponry.

    But yes, it's necessary. It's a hostile universe out there. It's odd to say 'did they really need all that weaponry' when you only ever saw it being used to, you know, defend against hostile attack.

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  77. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    He wasn't trying to evade a cop. You can't evade cops on a planet where they can teleport you into custody.

    He was trying to destroy the car. Which he succeeded at.

    It doesn't even count as a 'car chase' in any meaningful sense.

    However, that was really just a lame excuse for product placement. (The car had some dash-installed old Nokia sound system/communicator.)

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  78. I guess I just don't like reboots by Praeluceo · · Score: 1
    I guess I just don't like reboots.
    • The new 007 "James Bond" isn't suave or debonair, let alone imposing.
    • The new Indiana Jones was a joke, and I don't look forward to seeing Shia LaBeouf wielding a whip and Fedora.
    • The new Batman, although intensely entertaining, just wasn't Batman anymore.
    • And of course, JJ Abram's gratuitous lens-flare, "rapid-zoom", and "camera shake" tour de force was best left on the cutting room floor and I doubt I'll watch another Star Trek: Cloverfield Edition coming from his portfolio.

    Get off my lawn!

  79. say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HUH?!

  80. Kirk and the Kobayashi Maru by Manfesto · · Score: 1

    I had always imagined Kirk was much more subtle with his "rigging" of the kobayashi maru test and I was really disappointed to see such a blatant and brainless resetting of the entire program as opposed to a small alteration that gave him just enough of an edge to win somehow.

    Do you know how Kirk rigged the test in the original universe? He reprogrammed the test so that the Klingons were scared the very name of "The Captain Kirk" and complied out of fear. I don't know if I consider that subtle or not (though it's surely more egotistical), but it definitely didn't just "give him enough of an edge." After all, if you're cheating, you're doing it to make it easy for yourself. :)

  81. Do Lens Flares count as Special Effects? by GreyLurk · · Score: 1

    If Lens Flares count as special effects, then they were heavily overused. Apparently in the future they've lost the art of making and using polarized lenses. Pretty much any scene involving the bridge was so distracting I couldn't watch.

    1. Re:Do Lens Flares count as Special Effects? by infolation · · Score: 1
      You don't avoid lens flares by using a polarizing filter, you flag off the light coming from lighting fixtures outside the camera frame using flags or french flags

      </pedantic>

  82. I saw it in digital... by Corf · · Score: 1

    ...so there were no such things. It looked pretty dang good.

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  83. Re:Umm... no... That is NOT summarizing the articl by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You sure you want to point to that explanation as "advice from some physicist consultants"?

    Basically it boils down to them using a bomb made out of unobtainium, dumped into the Sun to simulate Big Bang.
    VERY scientific. Like The Core. A tad less scientific than Armageddon though.

    If you can't buy the idea that a few members of a team of astronauts might start exhibiting unusual behaviour when they're isolated and placed under extreme stress for a long duration

    Religious people going crazy and wanting to bring on the end of the world? Nothing unbelievable there.

    What IS unbelievable is that the entire fucking planet chooses to send a religious lunatic (apparently nobody caught on him being batshit insane during all those tests and training) - instead of one of those Russians that they put up in space and forget about them for years.
    Or an otaku with a stash of hentai literature, videos and games.
    And a supply of ramen.

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  84. Simple Geography by Livius · · Score: 1

    Clearly the purpose was to distract the audience from the absurdity of Kirk, faced with searching an entire planet (say, 500,000,000 km2 or so), literally stumbling into Spock within a matter of minutes.

  85. IMAZ by ljhiller · · Score: 1

    The most important lesson learned from Star Trek is that if an IMAX transfer is part of your business plan, you don't shoot your movie shakey-cam quick-cut MTV style. Ugh.

  86. Sunshine can't be defended technically by DoubleReed · · Score: 1

    Hrm... it is more like a technical justification than explanation.

    The concept is that the sun is being eaten away by stable super-symmetry particles. More and more matter is decaying into super-symmetry particles. source.

    Ok, fine. However, how in the world is dropping a gigantic atom bomb on the Sun going to change that equation? The explanation, that the explosion will be so energetic that it will break down the particles is silly. Even if you could somehow "ignite" the entire Sun hotter than the core is now, that would create a supernova. So, Earth is destroyed anyway.

    Even besides the premise, there are so many little problems.

    Those stupid rotating reflectors on the outside of the ship. Those things were so misguided -- if the point is to reduce heating, it doesn't matter which direction the light is bounced to. Just make the whole surface shiny.

    The "greenhouse" for life support. Why not just carry consumables? The ship only needs to last months, not decades. Even if you were going to have that setup for some reason, why not use hydroponics and algae that would be far more efficient?

    Maybe it is still possible to come up with an explanation for what the bomb was supposed to do that is consistent with the movie. However, I think it is pretty clear that this wasn't the intention of the script.

  87. Hello? Mind melds? by Amiralul · · Score: 1

    I all the reviews I've read so far, no one seems to be bothered by the instant mind melds we have in this... uhm, let's call it Star Trek. I remember in TNG's Sarek how long and exhausting a mind meld were, how long the two parties had prepare for it. In Abrams' Star Trek we have instant mind melds on the battlefield. *ZAP*ZAP* mind meld to find out where's the red matter *DUCKS*ZAP*ZAP*. I find this to be disturbing.

    1. Re:Hello? Mind melds? by Loopy1492 · · Score: 1

      Have you been watching ToS on TV recently. Spock practically mind-melds in every darn episode and there's certainly no time wasted.

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  88. Re:Should have told those who made the trailers th by phulegart · · Score: 1

    To be fair, the one in Serenity wasn't as random as all that. I mean, the "mule V 1.0" was shown many times in the series. In the movie, there was a larger Special Effects budget, so they got a new cargo runner for the ship, "mule V 2.0". That chase was similar to the larger ship chases they had throughout the series... and was all about proving to the audience once again, that nothing ever goes smoothly for Mal and the crew. That chase might have been over the top, but it wasn't out of place... remember the landspeeder in Heart of Gold? There was a direct reference to a floaty-craft-thing, and it was in the series (not the movie).

    Whereas... Star Trek: warp drive, impulse drive, anti-gravity boots and platforms, transporters, shuttlecraft, and flying motorcycle things the police apparently ride... and there is the need to have an AUTOMOBILE chase. Was Gasoline even produced anymore? Would burning fossil fuels even be legal anymore? In a world where flight is commonplace and personal... why do they maintain the roads at all?

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  89. Re:Yeah, me too. But it wasn't Star Trek. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    There was a period when ST was not just empty calories.

    Yeah, and there was a time when all politicians were honest too...

  90. OTL..? CTL..? NSTL --the, "Not Stupid Time Line"? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and there was a time when all politicians were honest too...

    Don't be silly.

    Though, I LIKED Star Trek The Motion Picture back in 1979. And come to think of it. . . I was just a kid, but Jimmy Carter wasn't a total jack ass, was he? The man is pro-Palestinian today, which makes him, you have to admit, a wee bit Starfleet.

    Um. . . That's Starfleet ethics according to the Old Time Line. (OTL?)

    -FL