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Sorry For the Detainment, Here's a Laptop

A select group of 17 Uighur Muslims held in Guantánamo, and waiting for a nation to grant them asylum are getting laptops and web training from the US military. Their web training will take place in a virtual computer lab the military has set up. The lessons will be limited to DVD language training as well as a basic users skill — set to help in any future employment options. Nury Turkel, an Uighur rights activist, said the training would help the men "be reintroduced into a modern society," adding that it "also would give hope to the men that their freedom is nearing." This special group already gets to order fast food and use a phone booth for weekly calls. I think the government is on to something here. Nothing keeps a man pacified like an occasional phone call, a cheeseburger, and surfing for a little porn.

218 comments

  1. Clearly full of spy tools. by assemblerex · · Score: 0

    I'm sure they gave them laptops free of any spying programs. BTW mahmud, who you talking to in swat province?

    1. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by theNetImp · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that phone booth isn't bugged either.

    2. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by conspirator57 · · Score: 0, Troll

      So it seems like soon the level of freedom in our illegal prisons and the general populace will converge on some middle ground like this one. We should all be grateful to our fast-food providing overlords. I miss freedom, QQ.

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    3. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by Forge · · Score: 1

      What I found interesting is this line "...waiting for a nation to grant them asylum"

      So ohm... Nobody wants them? I mean seriously, Guantanamo Bay is America's little piece of Cuba but it's a safe bet these men are not from America or Cuba . (Say what you will about Castro, he dose not let anyone else mistreat Cubans.)

      What about the countries they originally came from? Do they not want them back? Why? Or is it that they don't want to go back? If so why?

      Not passing judgments or anything, just really curious.

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    4. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by conspirator57 · · Score: 2, Informative

      (Say what you will about Castro, he dose not let anyone else mistreat Cubans.)

      So Castro's like an abusive, jealous spouse? Cool.

      Per your question, RTFA or google a bit. If TL;DR, then the take away is that they're from western China and are already members of a persecuted minority. They'll all but certainly be killed if we send them back to China. No one else wants them, or if you read into it a bit, perhaps other countries enjoy leaving us between a rock and a hard place ethically.

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    5. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the countries they originally came from? Do they not want them back? Why?

      No. They don't want them back. Why? Because at best they're extremists seeking to cause strife and at worst they're real, live, actual, honest-to-goodness terrorists.

    6. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by xenolion · · Score: 1

      Those are the questions that the American Media does not want you to ask or know. Their original countries do not want them back cause guess what they are considered terrorist in their home lands or unable to conform to the way the country has changed and their home country helped put them where they are. That would be my only guess on why they would have to "Wait for asylum" If they did nothing wrong then they would be welcome back home no questions asked. If you have to wait for asylum then something is wrong and that brings up a red flag..

    7. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by eggnoglatte · · Score: 1

      Right, because all possible home countries in the middle east are beacons of enlightenment and tolerance, where no innocent person from a religious or ethnic minority would ever be tortured or killed. /rolls eyes/

    8. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by gnick · · Score: 0, Troll

      I miss freedom, QQ.

      You used to be free? Where are you from? I'd like to move there. I appreciate what I have here in the US, but I define a free country as being one that simply provides basic services to its citizens and implements laws to the extent that people are protected from one another. If that exists on Earth, I've yet to find it.

      Back on-topic, it sounds like these folks are being prepped for return to somewhere in the West (TFA states English and Spanish language training). I usually like seeing states being allowed for themselves what they'd like to do, but we've made such a mess of this that I don't care if Virginia's legislators are objecting to these guys moving there - Force them to take them regardless if we can't find a friendlier place. It'll be tough on these guys, but probably a big step up from Gitmo. And with the integration training they're getting and support from the local Uighur population, maybe they can avoid some of the Gitmo stigma.

      There must be a tacky "What's shipped to Cuba, stays in Cuba," joke here.

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    9. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      I'm sure what they're doing is fully logged. What better intelligence gathering source that give a bunch of (suspected) terrorists laptops. Once they feel safe with them, they'll go to any online communication method available and try to contact their peers/handlers.

          Of course, that's the 10% of them that actually are terrorists. The rest are going to write to try to contact their families and let them know that they're still alive. ... and then look at porn. :)

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    10. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by xenolion · · Score: 1

      I'm just stating that I've never read a story of someone waiting to go HOME needing asylum. If they want to head back to the middle east we have planes heading there all the time it wouldn't be hard to get them there.

    11. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Right, because all possible home countries in the middle east are beacons of enlightenment and tolerance, where no innocent person from a religious or ethnic minority would ever be tortured or killed. /rolls eyes/

      No one said that. Many people who were in Gitmo have been released back to their home countries. So, it does make you wonder why no one will take the ones that are left and awaiting release.

      I do think it is up to the US to find somewhere to let these guys go if we are not going to charge them, but if they were just some innocent farmers we picked up one would think their home countries would not have a problem with us dropping them back off.

    12. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by piquadratCH · · Score: 3, Informative

      What about the countries they originally came from? Do they not want them back? Why? Or is it that they don't want to go back? If so why?

      Oh, most of their countries of origin would love to take them back. Then throw them into jail and torture them. In the specific case of the 17 Uighurs, the country of origin is China. We all know how much China likes members of ethnic minorities, especially if said members were in Afghanistan and could have been subject to terrorist training. The Wikipedia article got a bit of background information on the topic.

      The Guananamo Uighurs are also a subject of discussion in e.g. Germany. While the possible threat of terrorism is generally assessed as non-existant, the German government tries hard to avoid any quarrels with China. Granting asylum to these detainees would certainly stress the diplomatic relationship between the two countries.

    13. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by amilo100 · · Score: 0, Troll

      (Say what you will about Castro, he dose not let anyone else mistreat Cubans.)

      Dude, really? Castro rents Cuban doctors out to 3rd world countries and does not allow them to keep their salary (the Cuban government takes the biggest cut) - so het is basically a slave trader. He also keeps their family in Cuba to ensure that they do not defect to other countries.

      Unlike what the left in the USA likes to believe, Castro is a dictatorial prick - and not a benevolent dictator.

    14. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by conspirator57 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Stated more articulately, i miss the former priority in the US of becoming more egalitarian. In our country's beginning slavery was legal. In the 50s we experimented on the mentally disabled and ill. In the 60s (and before obviously) we persecuted minorities for trying to exercise their rights. In the 60s-70s we drafted and sent people to their deaths in war without allowing them the right to vote (draft age was 18, voting age was 21). These things aren't done anymore, and certainly not on an institutionalized scale. These things are now not acceptable. This is a good thing. As a nation, we have a history of eventually responding to dissent with corrective action (getting better). We are departing from that history and descending into barbarism in our dealings with a threat that does not merit it.

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    15. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the US could leave Gitmo and the people there, with their own little tiny country, "Bitofcuba".

      People reading this article should realise that some people can get to be the real unfortunate victims of international politics. There's no proof they were anything but innocent, they've already had years of their lives stolen away from them in unpleasant conditions, its unsafe to return to their home country because they will be persecuted, and no other country will take them because the whole world is China's bitch. Including the US.

    16. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      The Uighurs are a group of people living in China who are not remotely chinese - they are turkish, in looks, speech and religion. Their homeland was annexed by Mao in 1949. They are a lot like Tibetans, in that

      1. Their distinct culture has been brutally supressed
      2. The Chinese government has promoted settlement in their homelands by majority (Han) Chinese.
      3. They desire independence.

      The Chinese government labels them terrorists. The Bush regime happily accepted that designation in order to soften Chinese opposition to an attack on Iraq. A handful of Uighur refugees, most of which weren't even particularly concerned about independence, ended up in a village in Afghanistan. They worked there for a while, building houses and learning to dismantle and reassemble the village's single firearm. Then they were turned in by some bounty hunters. Apparently, half of them were returned to China, and half taken to Guantanamo. I don't know what happened to those who were returned to China, but they are most probably dead.

      The Bush regime found out that they were innocent - even their own Combatant Status Review Commissions concluded that, so they must have known by 2003. What they endured before that, God knows. After, they were still kept, because it wasn't safe to return them to China, where they would almost certainly be tortured and killed.

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    17. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by icebike · · Score: 1

      Well these lap tops are not surfing the net just yet, but you can bet key loggers are in place.

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    18. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      RTFA. HOME is China for these guys, and the Chinese government policy is to execute them on sight.

    19. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 4, Informative

      RTFA. They are Uighurs (an ethnicity). Chinese government policy (China is their home country) is to execute them on sight.

      It only makes you wonder why we won't send them there if you're an idiot.

      They fled China to escape persecution, and were in the wrong place at the wrong time, and so wound up at Gitmo.

      China has no problem with us sending them back, we have a problem with handing them over for summary execution.

    20. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by xenolion · · Score: 1

      Yes the RTFA says they are from China I was stating to Eggnoglattle about the middle east one. Its a harsh sentence there to be executed on site id rather be in jail lol

    21. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Spot the Cuban expat shill, how about some evidence of your claim, and not from the many falsified anti cuba sites in the US.

    22. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since they're surely all on no-fly lists, they'll have to go by ship.

    23. Re:Clearly full of spy tools. by Forge · · Score: 1

      "When you create a mess, you have to clean it up." -: Mom.

      If America had never taken them in, they would probably be dead already with no fingers pointed at America. Now that all this has happened, the US is going to have to give them asylum. Ironic?

      The other option is just to pay a broke nation a pile of money to take them. Jamaica would probably take them at a Billion Dollars per dozen.

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  2. Missing option... by bughunter · · Score: 2, Funny

    an occasional phone call, a cheeseburger, and surfing for a little porn

    I dunno. I can only eat, chat, and fap so much. But I could play CivIII day and night.

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    1. Re:Missing option... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I can only eat, chat, and fap so much.

      Eat, fat, and chapped?

      Sounds remarkably like my lovelife.

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    2. Re:Missing option... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "said the training would help the men "be reintroduced into a modern society,""

      I think they meant "be introduced into a WHITE society", because we all know that's where the JEWS will put them.

      After all, our countries are just SO much better now than they were in the 1950s, aren't they! We've got all this lovely 'diversity' which we didn't have before, 50,000 people employed in the U.K. in the 'diversity' 'industry' - i.e. as spies and quislings, to FORCE this shit onto us.

      If we WANTED 'diversity' they wouldn't have to FORCE it on us, would they...

  3. Surfing a little porn by notarockstar1979 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nothing keeps a man pacified like an occasional phone call, a cheeseburger, and surfing for a little porn.

    Tell my boss that. He won't let me surf porn or make personal calls at work. Cheeseburgers are alright though.

    1. Re:Surfing a little porn by eln · · Score: 3, Funny

      And they wonder why people are so lonely, sexually frustrated, and obese these days...

    2. Re:Surfing a little porn by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      For call girls, surfing for porn is great, the occasional phone call comes in, and cheeseburgers are not allowed for the potential effect on revenue.

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    3. Re:Surfing a little porn by Fencepost · · Score: 1

      Perhaps your boss doesn't regard you as worthy of pacification. Have you tried leaving part of the carcass of something you've killed with your bare hands on your desk?

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    4. Re:Surfing a little porn by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Cheeseburgers are alright though.

      I could not even get a Cheeseburger at work. You had to eat outside the office. No food allowed inside. Except for the boss.

      You would walk past his office some days hungry as fuck and smell McDonalds, or Jack in the Box and still have an hour to go before you could leave.

      Total Prick.

  4. future employment options by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1, Funny

    I dunno, I'm sure some of their resumes are stocked full of skills that some countries would be interested in.

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    1. Re:future employment options by Krneki · · Score: 0, Troll

      I dunno, I'm sure some of their resumes are stocked full of skills that some countries would be interested in.



      US likes them so much they won't let them go away.
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  5. Uighurs by wiggles · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For those not in the know, these prisoners are a tough case. The Chinese don't want them back (they're nasty separatist rebels to them), and they don't want to go back to China as it is for fear of waking up one morning with a bullet in their heads. They really don't belong in Gitmo -- they're not full-on Al Qaeda. Nobody in the US wants to grant them asylum because they're former gitmo detainees. The last thing the US wants is to release them to somebody like Yemen or Saudi Arabia, where they can become full-on Al Qaeda. A US judge said they have to be released, but didn't specify to which country. This whole thing is just a mess...

    1. Re:Uighurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure they would want to come here, because of the way we've treated them. But the US SHOULD offer them asylum as something of an apology. Anyone who objects should be sent to Gitmo in their place.

    2. Re:Uighurs by conspirator57 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Hopefully we won't because that's another step on the road we're going down already. The road to government shooting any of us at any time for any reason or no reason at all.

      The rule of law is our friend, and our best defense against the capriciousness of government.

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    3. Re:Uighurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, there is only one thing to be done with these people: take them into the USA, compensate them for their wrongful imprisonment, and finally allow them the chance to live a life of freedom. In other words, ATONE for what you did to them.

      Any upstanding American should be ashamed of what his or her country has done and still is doing to these men. Let all the NIMBYs fuck off, too - if I lived in the USA, I'd gladly have these people in my neighbourhood, and I'd show them what America is REALLY like. I'd show them friendliness, hospitality, tolerance and helpfulness, and I'm sure that this would not only be the right thing to do but also the best way of making sure that these folks will come to regard America as their friend in the end.

    4. Re:Uighurs by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      There is only one place left to send them now.
      Azeroth.

    5. Re:Uighurs by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      That they are being treated reasonably well for people in their situation is commendable. That there is no where to send them that will accept them is unfortunate, but at least there isn't a 21st century version of the Australian penal colony model up and running at the moment--I am rather glad we don't have a decent space program in this regard--sending people to Mars would be way too convenient for some, and it would certainly be a one-way trip

    6. Re:Uighurs by conspirator57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay, but my point is that ad hoc, extralegal "justice" erodes the actual justice system. The entire government justification for Guantanamo undermines confidence in the judiciary and places more unconstitutional power in the hands of the executive. These things have far-reaching, currently under-appreciated consequences.

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    7. Re:Uighurs by linzeal · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they woke up in the morning and had a bullet in their heads wouldn't that make them some sort of Chinese highlanders?

    8. Re:Uighurs by aarennaar · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Chinese do want them. But as prisoners, to be tried for treason/sedition/terrorism. The US demurs, because it 'fears the Uighurs will be tortured and generally mistreated'. The Chinese scoff and call that fear 'rich', seeing that the Uighurs were all this while resident at Gitmo!! So this is a case of the US govt telling the rest of the world - do what I say, not what I do!!!

    9. Re:Uighurs by Vintermann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're not full-on Al Quaeda, you got that right. They aren't remotely Al Quaeda.

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    10. Re:Uighurs by pod · · Score: 1

      How do we treak "regular" foreign criminals? If returning them to their country of origin is a danger to their lives, don't they get asylum in US?

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    11. Re:Uighurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this correct? They are innocent but still being locked up in a torture camp and you are praising how they are getting treated?

      You really bought the BS, huh?

    12. Re:Uighurs by Icegryphon · · Score: 1

      Oh I am sure China would take them back only so they can empty a few rounds into them.
      I'm down with that.

    13. Re:Uighurs by FooRat · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Innocent? By this article's own admission they were "getting paramilitary training in Afghanistan" before 9/11 ... what exactly do you think they were doing there, learning to follow in Mother Teresa's footsteps? These aren't just some wonderfully delightful peaceful people who happened to be sitting around singing Kumbaya in the wrong place when they were arrested.

    14. Re:Uighurs by copponex · · Score: 1

      There's no profit in peacetime for friends of friends of the Pentagon.

    15. Re:Uighurs by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Eight years of illegal imprisonment and, so far the get to use laptops but likely not to keep them and free access to junk food, damn those must be some pretty pricey computers and some really good junk food. Just give them free access to civil suit lawyers and a couple of years to make use of them. Once they are millionaires there will be plenty of countries who want to take them ;).

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    16. Re:Uighurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Were they proven guilty? No? Then they're innocent.

    17. Re:Uighurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody in the US wants to grant them asylum because they're former gitmo detainees.

      Right, the US solution seems to be making diplomatic efforts to convince some european nations (mine included) to grant these people asylum. Just the usual US double standards. If these people aren't dangerous, then give them immigration rights on US soil as a compensation for 8 years of imprisonment. However, if they're dangerous, don't try to dump them on us. None of our business, I say.

    18. Re:Uighurs by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      !proven guilty != innocent, it merely = not guilty. This is a significant distinction in the laws of many countries. Even in our own, e.g., OJ was found not guilty but because we don't declare "innocent" - he is liable in civil court (yes, yes, presumed innocent until proven guilty, but this is different than proven innocent).

    19. Re:Uighurs by prozaker · · Score: 1

      if your not guilty and you are not innocent either? what are you?

      what happens if you have been falsely accused?

    20. Re:Uighurs by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      There's a wonderful episode of South Park that gets into this. Near the end (Cartman goes back in time) it's revealed that the founding fathers created Democracy because it let them do one thing while saying another. If you don't watch a lot of South Park, I recommend this episode.

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  6. Sorry? by gmuslera · · Score: 5, Funny

    As waterboarding wasnt giving enough answers, they changed tactics and now are giving them laptops with Windows ME and Microsoft Bob. I'm sure there are international laws against that inhuman methods of torture.

    1. Re:Sorry? by pjabardo · · Score: 1

      No laws about that. Who could envisage such cruelty?

    2. Re:Sorry? by Krneki · · Score: 2, Funny

      And they are forced to install Vista if they don't behave.

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    3. Re:Sorry? by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      Also, every search engine blocked except Bing.

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  7. Porn by Andoman78 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Surfing porn attempting to get an idea of what those 70 virgins will look like.

    1. Re:Porn by xenolion · · Score: 3, Funny

      So they are in the Star Wars forums then... (Im just joking please don't hurt me)

    2. Re:Porn by BigJClark · · Score: 2, Funny


      The girls I see when I surf porn don't look like virgins, at all ;)

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    3. Re:Porn by gmuslera · · Score: 0, Redundant

      If they want to see 70+ virgins they should just surf slashdot. Oh, wait, you mean female virgins?

    4. Re:Porn by Starcub · · Score: 1

      They are Muslim, they would probably get their eyes forceably removed under sharia law for looking at porn, or forceably remove your eyes for looking at porn. Muslim society has the right idea with regards to pornography, but it is highly legalistic, and they have little tolerance for law breakers.

  8. Not funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This ain't f*ckin funny. These poor souls are being held in Qitmo for absolutely no reason other than the USA Bank (aka China) wants them there.

    1. Re:Not funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, lets move them into your neighborhood or, better yet, next door to you.

    2. Re:Not funny by Yert · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I welcome them to my neighborhood - there's 4 houses on my block that are empty now. Even if they only fill one, that's one less house being used for covert teenage sex and drug use or being decorated with spray paint as "turf". It puts a few people willing to work in my neighborhood, which is lacking a few, and could possibly even raise the value of my property in the long term as having an occupied house next door looks much better than having a burned out husk, because someone started a fire with a pipe or a cookstove. There's a few places nearby hiring ($8/hr, but it's a job), and in a few years, they could be chasing the American Dream at full speed. So again, yes, move them into my neighborhood. The house payment + utilities is almost certainly less than what debt we're racking up on them in GITMO.

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    3. Re:Not funny by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      The problem is, they'd probably take one look at your neighborhood and decide that Gitmo wasn't as bad as they thought.

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    4. Re:Not funny by Yert · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's not that bad where I'm at... a few miles to the west, a few blocks to the north.... ok, GITMO is better living conditions, but you can't get a decent BBQ sandwich there!

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  9. Their lives are already ruined by Akido37 · · Score: 0

    While this is a nice gesture, their lives are ruined, and there's nothing we can do to make up for it.

    At the very least, we need to either charge them with a crime, or let them go.

    1. Re:Their lives are already ruined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or let them go.

      And in what country do you propose to deposit them?

    2. Re:Their lives are already ruined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I guess we could send them back via Air France.

    3. Re:Their lives are already ruined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the very least, we need to either charge them with a crime, or let them go.

      Quite right - We'll just open the door and let them walk out... Oh, wait - Castro doesn't want them. OK, we'll just send them home... Oh wait - China doesn't want them and they're terrified to return. OK, we'll bring them to the US... Oh wait - The US doesn't want them and they're angry as hell at us for detaining them.

      You didn't really think that through, did you? Arm-chair legislation is easy, but a complete failure.

    4. Re:Their lives are already ruined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      So now we've got people who are angry at us. Boo-fucking-hoo. Someone's going to have to man up and take responsibility for the problem. Or you can continue to be a pansy-ass and keep innocent people in prison because you're a fucking coward.

    5. Re:Their lives are already ruined by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      or let them go.

      And in what country do you propose to deposit them?

      The United States of America, of course.

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  10. Maybe they could work in IT by Atrox666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they don't mind being treated a little worse than a terror suspect they could get corporate IT jobs.

  11. Sorry but that is the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turn them over to the Chicoms.

  12. Spoken by quite a few across the globe by auric_dude · · Score: 1
    Spoken by people in The Xinjiang Autonomous Region http://www.ethnologue.com/show_language.asp?code=uig

    Also spoken in Afghanistan, Australia, Germany, India, Indonesia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Mongolia, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Turkey (Asia), USA, Uzbekistan.

  13. Gold Farmers? by daveywest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or it could be a plot by the US government to create an army of disgruntled, economy destabilizing gold farmers in WoW.

  14. Re:Right. by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Give a terrorist the tools and knowledge to conspire against us with people around the globe, instantly. What could possibly go wrong?

    These people are not considered terrorists. That's why they have to be released sooner rather than later.

    They are currently being held because they can't go back to China, and they haven't yet found a place that can give them asylum.

    Cheers

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  15. article calls it a "virtual" computer lab by weirdcrashingnoises · · Score: 1

    and how is the lab different from a non-virtual computer lab? do they login with their laptops and run a program that simulates a computer lab?

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    1. Re:article calls it a "virtual" computer lab by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      Same question here. I imagine a Beowulf cluster of virtual machines running in BSD jails.

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  16. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by danking · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think a lot of people there are detained as POW. They are not terrorists, they simply lived in a country and were part of an army that the USA decided to invade.

  17. Re:Right. by hansraj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Despite the judgment of your own court to release them...hmmm

    What exactly makes them terrorists - being in Gitmo?

    Do yourself a favor and never do anything - anything at all - that might make anybody suspicious, because you know just the suspicion is enough to make you actually guilty.

  18. Good Start by gubers33 · · Score: 1

    The treatment of these prisoner is a good start in the right direction. The poor treatment of prisoners is a contributor to the world's poor view of the United States. The next step is going to be releasing all those prisoners which the United States is holding who aren't even charged with anything.

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  19. Computers?...put them to work! by DomNF15 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's see - shelter, fast food, phone access, and now computers. Yep, I'd say that makes their living conditions better than just about every homeless person in America. This must make the millions of recently unemployed Americans feel ever so special. Sorry to be cynical, and I have virtually no idea if these guys actually pose a real threat or not, but am I the only one that thinks prisoners should be put to work to offset some of that tax money being wasted on keeping them alive?

    1. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't want to pay to keep them alive you could always just let them go.

      / Never understood how people can get from "the state requires you to stay in this building and consume our food" to "prisoners should pay for their upkeep"

    2. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by rev_sanchez · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kidnapping people and putting them to work against their will is called slavery.

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    3. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      am I the only one that thinks prisoners should be put to work to offset some of that tax money being wasted on keeping them alive?

      Well you're probably not the *only* one, but consider a couple of things: 1) International law takes a dim view of putting war prisoners into forced labor. It's not something you just go and do without expecting some major outcry from the international "community" 2) I wonder about the cost of guarding prisoners while they work, as opposed to the cost of guarding them in 23-hour lockdown, and whether putting them to work would really save any money.

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    4. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by pjabardo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me get this straight. You pick up a random guy and send him off for a few years to a prison on the other side of the world and you don't even know if the guy is guilty. Since he costs money, you think he should be put to work? This sounds like slavery to me - slave traders would probably use some sort of argument like that: let's go to Africa and pick up some people. They are probably guilty of something and certainly guilty of hating us. It is not fair to feed these people therefore we should make them work!!!

    5. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Making prisoners work provides a strong economic incentive for the state to create more prisoners. This rarely ends well.

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    6. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but am I the only one that thinks prisoners should be put to work to offset some of that tax money being wasted on keeping them alive?

      Sadly no, but human dignity and the right to exist aside, these people are not prisoners nor terrorists!!

      This would be like if YOU were just over there, and couldn't get back into the USA.
      Wouldn't you want *someone* to "waste" money to keep you alive?

      I know it's stylish to not read articles, nor have the slightest idea what the article is about before posting, but still...
      You almost sound like you WANT these non-guilty non-terrorist non-prisoners to be killed or something.

    7. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting enough, thats one driver behind the expanding American prison population. Another one: remember the slashdot story from a while ago about a judge sentencing everyone into a private prison and pocketing money for each one? Another driver. Little has it to do with justice.

      Meanwhile in The Netherlands, the state is importing prisoners from Belgium at a steep fee because our prisons are getting too empty... strange world, isnt it.

      Edit: amazing captcha - "convicts". I wonder if the captcha system is fed by a live editor checking submissions :)

    8. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Slavery gets shit done.

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    9. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get back in the fucking plantation, rockoon, before I have you whipped for insubordination. Btw it's 120 out, and you'd better do a decent 14 hours work. I paid good money for you to be here.

    10. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Nah, I'd rather build another Great Wall.

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    11. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...am I the only one that thinks prisoners should be put to work to offset some of that tax money being wasted on keeping them alive?

      They didn't ask for that tax money to be wasted on keeping them alive. I'm sure they would have been quite happy sticking with whatever they were doing before they were sent to Gitmo. Seeing as Uncle Sam *did* choose to seize and imprison them for a few years, wrongfully[1], I think there's an obligation to compensate them a bit for that.

      [1] If it was rightfully, they would have gone to trial, right?

    12. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Putting me to work to pay taxes to help keep them in fastfood, phone calls and laptops isn't making me a slave?!?

    13. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by DomNF15 · · Score: 1

      And the fact that your post is modded -1 flamebait is evidence of the rest of the world hating YOU...Yes, incredibly, I want prisoners, who are being kept alive, fed, clothed, and sheltered via my tax dollars, put to work. I'm not just referring to this particular group of "terrorists", but all prisoners. Like I mentioned in my original post, I have no idea if this particular group of prisoners poses any real threat or if they deserve to be imprisoned, that is a separate issue. Maybe your opinion will change when you wake up to the smell of burning skyscrapers in your city...

    14. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by DomNF15 · · Score: 1

      Not really - it doesn't make sense for the state to put productive, tax revenue generating individuals into prison so they can lay railroad tracks or pave roads for free. There obviously comes a point of diminished returns. Also, despite the economic incentive, I doubt people who haven't broken any laws will be put in jail.

    15. Re:Computers?...put them to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to be cynical, and I have virtually no idea if these guys actually pose a real threat or not, but am I the only one that thinks prisoners should be put to work to offset some of that tax money being wasted on keeping them alive?

      Maybe you are the only one that thinks this. I mean, it was determined by a judge these particular prisoners were falsely imprisoned and are ordered released; the whole gitmo system is likely illegal as well. There's international law to deal with the situation they are in (they should be released into the US) and the US is not following those laws either. I don't expect them to pay for being falsely imprisoned, as a taxpayer I'm just pleased they haven't (yet) sued for millions.

  20. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by conspirator57 · · Score: 0, Troll

    and people like you make the rest of us question whether our "side" deserves to win sometimes.

    By the way, the terrorists have nearly won already. We're less free and have less of the ethical high ground than ever before.

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  21. OLPT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    One laptop per terrorist!

    Mod me down you wonderful bastards, it's called comedy!

    1. Re:OLPT by dugeen · · Score: 1

      Comedy works best when it's based on truth, and the truth is that the only terrorists at Guantanamo are the US soldiers who carry out the torture.

  22. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Coalition military intelligence officials estimated that 70% to 90% of prisoners detained in Iraq since the war began last year 'had been arrested by mistake,' according to a confidential Red Cross report given to the Bush administration earlier this year." http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0511-04.htm "In February, an American military official disclosed that the Afghan guerrilla commander whose men had arrested Mr. Dilawar and his passengers had himself been detained. The commander, Jan Baz Khan, was suspected of attacking Camp Salerno himself and then turning over innocent "suspects" to the Americans in a ploy to win their trust, the military official said. The three passengers in Mr. Dilawar's taxi were sent home from Guantánamo in March 2004, 15 months after their capture, with letters saying they posed 'no threat' to American forces." http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/20/international/asia/20abuse.html?ei=5088&en=4579c146cb14cfd6&ex=1274241600&pagewanted=all

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  23. Re:Right. by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Informative

    Give a terrorist the tools and knowledge to conspire against us with people around the globe, instantly. What could possibly go wrong?

    And herein lies the problem with my dumbass countrymen. So obnoxiously opinionated with an inversely proportional knowledge of the subject at hand. Guess you hadn't heard that we've already released hundreds of innocent "terrorists" from Gitmo?

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  24. Doesn't seem right by Etrias · · Score: 1

    How many of them have actually have trials to determine guilt or innocence? Have they even had a chance for a trial? I'm really hazy about where they are in that step but we still need to respect the rule of law. If some of them are innocent, are you suggesting that they work off their incarceration because we jailed them? (Not trying to be a pain here, honest question).

    1. Re:Doesn't seem right by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 1, Troll

      Please define rule of law.

      Military? Or do you mean the Constitution, for which does not apply to them?

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    2. Re:Doesn't seem right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      International law, as well as the universal principles of human rights we've agreed to. The GP is correct, it doesn't seem right to treat innocent people this way.

    3. Re:Doesn't seem right by holmstar · · Score: 1

      The US was founded on the principle that all men (humans in general) have inalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

      Given that these folks are human, (i know some wackos would probably argue otherwise) and that we have not charged them with any crime, then we are certainly infringing on their inalienable rights to liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

      We need to release them because it is the right thing to do. Because it is what we stand for and because we would hope that the same would be done for us if we were unfortunate enough to be in a similar situation.

    4. Re:Doesn't seem right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why wouldn't the Constitution apply? The Consitution sets down rules on how the US Government operates. It's not about describing exclusive rights of American residents. The US government is the one holding them prisoner, so the US government must follow the Constitution when doing so.

    5. Re:Doesn't seem right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GuantÃnamo Bay Detention Camp is for "detention" of *suspected* terrorists; they are there for questioning, many undergoing years of enhanced interrogation (torture) in order to find out if they're guilty of what they are suspected of. If there's ever any kind of trial it's after the interrogation. Most aren't even charged with any specific terrorist action.

      So these suspects are not so much being tortured to force them to reveal the location of a bomb that'll go off in the next 24 hours, or anything like that. It looks much more like torture to force a confession, as was common during the Middle Ages.

      âI was victim of medieval torture,â(TM) says freed Guantanamo detainee
      http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/8216i-was-victim-of-medieval-torture8217-says-freed-guantanamo-detainee-1630317.html

    6. Re:Doesn't seem right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're always required to oblige the law of country where you currently are (cf. tourist scandals, dress requirements in arabic countries etc.) I don't see why constitution, as a supreme law, should not apply.

    7. Re:Doesn't seem right by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

      We all know that just because it was written down does not mean it actually should be implemented.

      It did not count for the Native Americans, blacks or Japanese.

  25. Re:Right. by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 1

    Of course. My apologies. Why would I want to RTFM? That would break the long standing tradition here. :)

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  26. Re:Right. by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 1

    That should have been RTFA. Gawd I'm on a roll today.

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  27. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice non sequiter there. Of the "70% to 90%" who were picked up, almost all of them were cleared and released immediately. Those detentions have nothing at all to do with Gitmo.

  28. Getting ready for a job in the IT world.... by fubar1971 · · Score: 1

    I think the government is on to something here. Nothing keeps a man pacified like an occasional phone call, a cheeseburger, and surfing for a little porn.

    Sounds like a typical day of work.

  29. Re:Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the USA took them from their original country, and they can't/won't go back, then it should give them asylum as part recourse for messing up their lives so badly.

    Of course, there's still the issue of the torture...

  30. We Apologize for the Inconvenience by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Sorry guys, our bad. Here! Have a laptop! I'm sure those guys will just LOVE America after that. Since they're getting web training, I can't wait to see their facebook pages...

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    1. Re:We Apologize for the Inconvenience by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Waterboarding + Twitter = ....Profit?

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  31. Cool! by dword · · Score: 1

    What do I have to do to get in there?

    1. Re:Cool! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Actually, you might not have to do anything to go there. It's more of a right-place, right-time kind of thing. Other than that, try to grow a beard and a dark skin tone, and brush up on your Arabic and/or Farsi. Becoming enemies with an Afghan warlord is a helpful plus.

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  32. Re:Right. by zildgulf · · Score: 1

    Then ask India if they need more customer service employees at Dell's help desk!

  33. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Coalition military intelligence officials estimated that 70% to 90% of prisoners detained in Iraq since the war began last year 'had been arrested by mistake

    The calculation in my .sig is based on the assumption that error rates amongst the detainees are no greater than those made by American police officers who shoot the wrong person when discharging a weapon after arriving at the scene of an altercation. That left-wing America-hating organization, the NRA, has done research to document that the cops shoot the wrong person about 10% of the time, as opposed to Real Americans, who shoot the wrong person about 2% of the time.

    Of course, given the "fog of war" and the incentives to use non-judicial detainment as a way of getting back at your enemies, the probable fraction of innocents in Guantanamo is much higher. And to the anonymous coward who claims below that we can't infer anything about the fraction of innocents in Guantanamo Bay based on the astonishingly high fraction of innocent detainees in Afghanistan: what are the judicial procedures employed by American forces to ensure guilt prior to incarceration in Guantanamo?

    Many centuries of blood-soaked history have taught us that a public and speedy trial by a judge who is applying more-or-less clearly defined laws is the only thing that is remotely likely to protect the innocent accused from zealous cowards who would otherwise see them punished without trial. No one who is in touch with reality at all can think that there are not many innocents in Guantanamo Bay, and anyone who loves America and the principles for which it once stood should be clamouring to have everyone either tried in public in the normal American system of courts, or released.

    Advocating anything else is evidence of a profound hatred for everything that once made America a great and admirable republic.

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  34. Re:Right. by GameMaster · · Score: 0, Troll

    Honestly, they should be released here in the US. We're the reason they, unjustly, spent the last half a decade in a hellish prison we should, at the least, man-up and take responsibility for our actions rather than try to pawn them off on someone else. I think the bigger disgrace is that they have spent even a day in that place past the point where we, publicly, admitted they aren't terrorists.

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  35. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

    We don't want the NRA on the left, you can have them back.

  36. So... by c00rdb · · Score: 1

    Did they give them the video professor? I hear he has a great product!

  37. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by ZombieWomble · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So, taking numbers from Wikipedia's article on Guantanamo:

    775 prisoners have been delivered to Guantanamo. Of these, 420 have been released without charge already, and of those that remain only 60 to 80 actually have pending charges. The rest will be freed (once there's somewhere to put them). So, if anything, the accuracy of imprisoning people in Guantanamo is actually worse than general picking up of people in Iraq, not better.

  38. a political problem, not legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is not a real problem here. I'm a former refugee (along with my family), lived with tortured persons, and families of political prisoners and know there are international laws and conventions that define what to do when you have people not welcomed in their own country. This false problem is because the US don't have the political will to apply those conventions after the mess they have created.

  39. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    anyone who loves America and the principles for which it once stood should be clamouring to have everyone either tried in public in the normal American system of courts, or released.

    Released where? That's the question. At this point, we'd love to release the Uighurs; should we 'release' them in China? They'd be tortured. And we'd love to release lots and lots of Yeminis. Should we release them into Cuba? Or into the Atlantic? Or Miami? How about into your neighborhood?

    Your post seems like someone who's really pissed at the current situation, which is well and truly screwed up, but doesn't have a solution to solve it. The current Adminstration is working to get many of these people asylum in various countries, but they don't want them, and it appears that they don't want to come to the US, and the Congresscritters certainly don't want them to come to the US. So, it's going to take a while.

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  40. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by conspirator57 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I'm willing to have these people in my neighborhood. The biggest threat to my safety I perceive is from vigilantes bent on finding and killing them, not the prisoners themselves.

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  41. Release them in the USA by KarlIsNotMyName · · Score: 1

    Buy or build them new homes if you have to. If these people are found innocent, yet the countries that they were taken from won't take them back (or it's not safe to send them back there, because of the claims of them being terrorists that the US made taking them prisoners in the first place), then the US government is responsible for their well being. Especially all that have been put through abuse and unlawful imprisonment (which I guess is the majority).

    Treat them well, and own up to your mistakes. Make them realize you realize your mistakes, especially your crimes, and they'll be no threat.

    Then prosecute the actual criminals instead, the torturers and what not.

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  42. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by icebike · · Score: 0, Troll

    Naive Much ?

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  43. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They've been detained for years with only the companionship of other males... for the most part, I'd wager that these are non-fucking terrorists.

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  44. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by icebike · · Score: 1

    Accuracy?

    Just because the Military chose not to prosecute does not mean these were sweet villagers minding their shops and tending their gardens when "inaccurately" picked up.

    They were caught with weapons in hand in combat or with large weapon caches.

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  45. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

    They went so far to the right that they overflowed to the left. Just subtract a few.

  46. Nitpicking Article Summary by Wowlapalooza · · Score: 2, Funny

    "DVD language training"? Shouldn't that be "DVD-based language training"?

    "DVD language training" sounds like there is a special language called "DVD", presumably composed of very long strings of 1's and 0's...

    1. Re:Nitpicking Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably just Video Professor.

  47. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by ElKry · · Score: 1

    If Hollywood has taught us anything, is that your logic is incredibly flawed as long as basic personal hygiene tools and facilities are provided.

  48. you mean, like you are? by speedtux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get?

    These people have not been convicted of anything; many of them were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    Would you want them driving your taxi cab? Flipping your burgers? Digging up your main sewer line?

    Why wouldn't I?

    You fucking bleading heart liberal socialists need a quick lesson in The World in the 21st Century. It is US against them.

    "F*cking fascists" (to use your own words) like you need a quick lesson of The World in the 20th Century, because attitudes like yours brought us two world wars and genocide.

    On the other hand, Islamic terrorism is insignificant; for all its fireworks, 9/11 simply wasn't a significant contributor to mortality in the US even in 2001. People (like you) who try to create irrational fear because of 9/11 are helping the terrorists, both by destroying our liberties and by ascribing more power to terrorists than they actually have.

    The US will not win the war on terrorism by force or jailing people. The only way we can win is through justice and compassion.

    1. Re:you mean, like you are? by conspirator57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The US will not win the war on terrorism by force or jailing people. The only way we can win is through justice and compassion.

      and by rectifying or making amends for past injustices. like our overthrow of Iran's government in the 50s to help out our imperial buddies in the UK. or our current imbroglios. i think a strong dose of non-intervention is in order for the next 50 years. even in cases where the driving public sentiment is to help people, our hands are too dirty and our reputation too stained by our past to be effective at anything more than making things worse.

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  49. Re:These are not terrorists by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1
    I think you weren't paying attention. These aren't terrorists, they're Uighurs-- this is a Muslim minority in China. Basically, they're being released because they shouldn't have been picked up in the first place, but they can't be released to China, because the Chinese government considers dissidents terrorists.

    Check out, say,
    http://www.hrw.org/en/news/2005/04/10/china-religious-repression-uighur-muslims
    or http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4435135.stm

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  50. Non sequiter by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nice non sequiter there. Of the "70% to 90%" who were picked up, almost all of them were cleared and released immediately. Those detentions have nothing at all to do with Gitmo.

    The article you are replying to said: "...were sent home from Guantanamo in March 2004, 15 months after their capture, with letters saying they posed 'no threat' to American forces." http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/20/international/asia/20abuse.html?ei=5088&en=4579c146cb14cfd6&ex=1274241600&pagewanted=all "

    Did you not actually read the article you're responding to????

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  51. The better-safe-than-sorry theory by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just because the Military chose not to prosecute does not mean these were sweet villagers minding their shops and tending their gardens when "inaccurately" picked up.

    They were caught with weapons in hand in combat or with large weapon caches.

    Not really.

    In the wake of 9-11, the approach taken was that if it wasn't clear sure whether somebody was a terrorist or not, it was prudent to detain them and try to figure it out the details later.

    I can understand this attitude-- it's the "better safe than sorry" approach. It's not the way we do things in the US normally ("I'm not sure if this guy is a criminal or not, so let's arrest him until we can figure it out" wouldn't be allowed by any police force in America), but I can't say that I don't understand the reasoning.

    But the consequences of that way of operating is that many, or possibly most, of the people picked up actually aren't terrrorists.

    (and the downside of that is that, although they may not have been terrorists before they were detained, five years in Gitmo may very well have changed their attitudes... so "better safe than sorry" may actually make us unsafe, and definitely sorry.)

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  52. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They were caught with weapons in hand

    How surprising is it to find Afghani males with weapons?

    or with large weapon caches.

    Again, how unusual would that be in a tribal country that has had no effective national government since the early 1980s?

    Hell, if the USA were somehow occupied, the same could be said of many USAsian households (in the south particularly).

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  53. Re:Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are not considered terrorists but the U.S. refuse to grant them asylum? Who are you kidding?

  54. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by icebike · · Score: 0, Troll

    Perhaps I wasn't specific enough. Weapons in hand shooting at Coalition troops, lead by or members of Taliban.

    Why do you persist in this fiction that random individuals were grabbed from their beds and shipped at great expense half way around the world?

    Are you a total idiot, or do you just think the average American Soldier is?

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  55. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were caught with weapons in hand in combat or with large weapon caches.

    That still makes them PoWs who should be released as soon as the war is over.

    If there was any actual crime to charge them with, they would have been charged long ago.

    The biggest danger about these people is that they might now deeply hate the US because of how they were treated, but that's a danger the US chose the create. Giving them an apology, a laptop, useful training, and a chance at a better life might go a long way to mitigate that danger.

  56. Re:Right. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    These people are not considered terrorists.

    An honest question: how did a bunch of Uighur Muslims with Chinese citizenship even end up where U.S. forces happened to capture them in the first place (Afghanistan/Iraq)? Did they just happen to be touring the country?

  57. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Why would you expect a Muslim detention camp inmate to be any less celibate than, say, a catholic priest at an all-boy boarding school?

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  58. Terrorism; US responsibility for detainee actions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [...] detained as POW. They are not terrorists, they [...] were part of an army [...]

    What army is this?

    The Afghani and Iraqi armies? Or organizations such as 'Al Qaeda in Iraq' [Sunni] and the Muqtadr al-Sadr 'army' [Shiite], neither of which always wear a uniform [although the Geneva Convention admittedly makes an exception for instances such as this] nor avoid intentional terrorist attacks on crowded marketplaces [See: Definition of terrorist]?

    [...] simply lived in a country [...] that the USA decided to invade.

    A bit of bias/resentment is showing through in this sentence. Your wording portrays it as if their only crime is being a patriot of a country which will not bow down to the US [resulting in invasion by an arrogant US 'deci[sion]']. In actuality, these men were found on the battlefield participating in attacks on the US, and from what information I can find, are aligned with terrorist organizations rather than the actual army of Saddam [the Taliban regime of 1996-2001 was never recognized by the UN and therefore would not be considered a 'regular army'; in fact, only 3-4 countries in the world recognized the regime].

    If I felt like 'Godwin'ning this discussion, I would ask how many people in the 1940s would want to risk Nazi prisoners of war being released into the US due to potential technicalities- and these were men who fought for a recognized nation while wearing a uniform. I'm not saying that it's the right action to take, but it is certainly an understandable wariness.

    Obviously, both keeping Guantanamo Bay's detainment center open or closing it will have important negatives and positives (morally and legally), but I personally believe that the upcoming closure will be a net gain for the US.

    Thanks for your comment!

  59. Of course! by Murpster · · Score: 1

    "Now look here, son... see, you don't need to be a martyr to get 70 virgins. Look here, type in 'www.virginteensluts.com' in that there white box..."

  60. Loaded words & your authority to speak for wor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [...] kidnapped [...]

    Just like the innocent Nazis were kidnapped when they were caught on the battlefield or after contributing in a significant way to the Nazi party.

    [...] one of the reasons why the rest of the world hates the US.

    [sarcasm]Kidnapping is also one of the reasons that the world(/muslims) hate the jews (who supposedly rule the NWO) - what a coincidence![/sarcasm]
    Also, [citation needed] on the rest of the world (ie majority) hating the Americans.

    But I do agree that putting them to significant work would be ridiculous for the US to try. Something like the option of doing their own laundry for extra privileges (ie another 0.5 hour of recreation time) doesn't sound terrible.

  61. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Erm... no they weren't all caught on the battlefield. Many were turned in by neighbors in return for cash rewards from the Coalition. Why do you persist in the fiction that they were all caught "on the battlefield"?

    Having a family feud with a neighbor? Turn him in, collect the reward and then pinch his land - what's he going to do about it? Oh that's right, nothing, because he's in Cuba, being repeatedly subjected to "enhanced interrogation techniques" by CIA agents who can't understand why they can't make him say where the next Al-Queda attack is going to be.

    The DoD has admitted for years now that the informant bonus system they put in place was a terrible mistake, especially as the troops on the ground had no real way of telling the difference between a harmless villager and a Taliban member.

  62. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Pot, kettle.

    A lot of the people in gitmo are there because we paid some tribal lord a bunch of money for 'taliban soldiers' and they rounded up whomever they didn't like. So yes, Jamal the goatherder is not a terrorist.

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  63. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What would you do if some bunch of foreigners rolled into your country and started acting like occupiers? That's right, you'd shoot them.

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  64. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by icebike · · Score: 1

    Simple shooters were either shot or imprisoned locally.

    To persist in your dream world you have to explain why only A FEW were sent half way around the world.

    Talk to someone who has served in country. If you can refrain from insulting them long enough to actually listen to what they tell you.

    These were not shop keepers. Get over yourself.

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  65. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

    troll didn't say they were terrorists when arrested, lets face it even if you didn't hate the US before being shipped to gitmo, you sure as hell would after!

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  66. Re:Right. by Falconhell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ever hear of refugees? Is it strange that persecuted people from a brutal dictatorship would head to a country that practices their religion?

  67. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 0, Troll

    Honestly, it doesn't even matter: Bush's insistence on manufacturing a new term for them and keeping them in a hole for 5 years means that any of the ones that are actually dangerous can't be prosecuted anyway. That must frost you.

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  68. Re:Loaded words & your authority to speak for by Falconhell · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh look so mouc hcourage that you post as AC virtually admitting that you know your post is bullshit, and are ashamed of it.

    I can give you a citation, my opinion and that of most of the people I know of America has gone from 30 years of admiration to dislike in the last 10 years, as has the opinion of most of the rest of the world. I would no go as far as hate, but its getting there, particularly looking at the some of the crap in this thread.

  69. Re:These are not terrorists by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    they can't be released to China, because the Chinese government considers dissidents terrorists

    It surprises me that the US can't do a deal with the Chinese for these people. David Hicks was released to the Australians, jailed for a year then released with a control order. The Chinese can do deals too.

  70. training from the US military?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't that is what got them there in the first place?

  71. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get?

    They could be.

    So could you! In fact, you CLEARLY are. Your one post does more to destroy America than those Chinese people you're bitching about ever did!

    And since you clearly feel it is OK to treat 'enemies' who aren't enemies that way, I would suggest (and do to you if you were here, since it's OK by your own admission) that you toss yourself head first into a wood chipper. For America, of course.

  72. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fuckers shouldn't even be getting out. They are terrorists! They were over there to kill our troops! WTF?!?

  73. His goats on the other hand... by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... hard core killers.

  74. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by copponex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, they were turned in by people who claimed they had weapons or who claimed that they were terrorists. If you started handing out cash in South Central L.A. for "known criminals," and you had no way to check their record, what do you think is going to happen?

    Tribes turn in other tribes, just as in the slave trade days. It's one of the reasons a nation cannot dominate that region of the mideast - because they are not nationalists. Tribe and religion will always trump whatever flag is planted in the capital.

  75. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by icebike · · Score: 1

    Not at all.
    The idea that POWs should get civil trials frosts me. This is not a law enforcement issue.

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  76. If you care about wasted money... by copponex · · Score: 1

    We're spending about $30,000 a second for warfare. That's probably a little too much.

    Let's put it another way - every time you hear about a missile strike in Afghanistan or Pakistan, they are using Hellfire missiles, which are $70,000 a piece. We've lost 70 of the drones in action in the last decade or so, which are 9 million each, not including the ammunition that went down with them. They require a team of 55 people to operate, according to Wikipedia, and I can't even guess how much they cost each minute to operate.

    Why people defend these wars for reasons of economy is beyond me. Spending that much money to kill the possibly terrorist and possibly terrorist adjacent -- and radicalize the survivors -- seems like a losing strategy.

  77. Bravo by copponex · · Score: 1

    Is America bound by any international treaty concerning warfare and the treatment of prisoners, which according to the constitution, must be followed? You should probably read the Geneva Conventions, Common Article 3. And then the Constitution.

    If we want out of a treaty, I'm pretty sure that a memo sent between cabinet members and other appointed officials isn't quite kosher. I'll Godwin myself a little here: every totalitarian state provides legal pretext for it's actions, no matter how outlandishly conceived. To everyone but a small subset of dedicated partisans, people were tortured, sometimes to death, and not given due process. Whether that fact is important to you is something you have to decide.

    1. Re:Bravo by z80kid · · Score: 1

      You should probably read the Geneva Conventions, Common Article 3. And then the Constitution.

      And which army of which government were these prisoners fighting for?

      Actual prisoners of war have been treated in accordance with the Geneva convention. Iraqi soldiers have not been sent to GITMO. They were POWs in POW camps that were either released or handed over to the new Iraqi government after the war.

      Those in GITMO are not prisoners of war. They are not uniformed enemy soldiers - they are people from outside the Iraqi government / military who went to Iraq to shoot at and bomb American soldiers. They do not represent any government and are no more subject to the Geneva Convention than Timothy McVeigh.

      And regardless of your feelings on the matter, none of these people were in the United States when they committed these acts. Just as a French citizen is not subject to US law or the Constitution while in France, these people are not subject to it in Iraq.

      Even Obama tacitly acknowledges this. The whole reason for not bringing these people into the US for trial is that bringing them here would confer constitutional rights on them. Has Obama done this? No. He's closing GITMO so he say that he ended Bush's policies that he campaigned against. But all he's doing is moving the prisoners to other foreign locations. It's a political shell game - same dirt swept under a different rug.

  78. Re:Terrorism; US responsibility for detainee actio by Omestes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In actuality, these men were found on the battlefield participating in attacks on the US,

    If someone invaded my country, I'd be on the battlefield participating in attacks against whoever it was. Its like saying the French Resistance in WWII was a terrorist organization, and was generally unlawful. The only time your allowed to fight an invading military force is if the invaders recognize your legitimacy.

    I'm not sure of the reason every singe detainee is there, but I have heard that there was some amount of them who were "enemy combatants", which is a different thing than a terrorist. An "enemy combatant" is a POW who is not subject to the Geneva Convention because they are called "enemy combatants".

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  79. Re:Right. by chrb · · Score: 1

    These people are not considered terrorists.

    More accurately, these people are not considered terrorists by the government of the United States. They probably are considered terrorists by the government of China. If the Chinese government refused to return some individuals considered terrorists by the U.S., there would be all kinds of criticism of China for "supporting terrorism" in the popular U.S. media. Now the tables are turned...

    It's a funny old world - Muslim separatists fighting the military backed dictatorship government of China are good guys and not to be handed over to the Chinese government, which is one of the U.S.'s biggest trading partners. Meanwhile, Muslim separatists fighting the military backed dictatorships of several countries in the Middle East, which happen to supply the U.S. with oil, are chartered private CIA jets to be flown back ASAP for torture and possible summary execution. At the same time, the U.S. Vice President visits a country which the U.S. and U.K. bombed and invaded with land forces in order to force a separatist state only a decade ago, and small Muslim children greet him waving the stars and stripes and chanting "USA USA!!". What an interesting world we live in.

  80. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1

    "round up the usual suspects"`

  81. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Omestes · · Score: 1

    Talk to someone who has served in country. If you can refrain from insulting them long enough to actually listen to what they tell you.

    Straw man much?

    "If you don't agree with me you hate American soldiers!"

    Some of our soldiers are idiots, yes. Some are not. This shouldn't be suprising, since American soldiers are well American, and some Americans are idiots, and some are not. This isn't suprising because Americans are just humans, and some humans are idiots and some are not. Just because you enlist in the armed forces you are not suddenly immune from being a moron. Hell, I know some morons who enlisted just because they couldn't find a decent job, and weren't bright enough for college.

    Hell, some of my army buddies (not enlisted, but know a small boatload who are/were) complain non-stop about how moronic their comrades are. Actually, its odd, they talk about their military job in roughly the same terms as the average American talks about their civilian job.

    People in the military, like everyone else in the world, have to earn my respect. You don't get a pass just because you enlist.

    That said, as I said, I have some friends and acquaintances in the military who I respect a great deal, and being in the military doesn't hurt this one bit.

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  82. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Omestes · · Score: 1

    Don't know how you got marked as a troll for that.

    I'd prefer that they were carefully vetted before release, but after that I too would be fine with them in my neighborhood. As long as they are forced to open some decent middle eastern restaurants around here.

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  83. Re:Right. by Omestes · · Score: 1

    I agree with you completely... but...

    We will never give them asylum. Imagine how the right wing media would run with that. "TERRORISTS ON AMERICAN STREETS!", sure, we know they aren't terrorist, as would anyone with half a brain willing to read up on these things, but the only proof most of America needs to prove that someone is a terrorist (as sadly evident in this very topic) is "zomg they were in Gitmo!"

    Can't you just hear the right wing fear machine grinding happily on that for months.

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  84. Re:Loaded words & your authority to speak for by Omestes · · Score: 1

    Just like the innocent Nazis were kidnapped when they were caught on the battlefield or after contributing in a significant way to the Nazi party.

    The captured Nazis also were subject to the Geneva Convention. And from what I've been told, there was this MASSIVE and somewhat important TRIAL after the war... Something called Nuremberg, or some such.

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  85. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    The fact is, we didn't treat them like POWs, so we can't start now, and we frequently put a bounty out on a fuzzily defined group of people and got a lot of guys like achmed the goatherder or the turkish chinese guys that nobody wants. What to do with them? I'd say offer asylum to the ones that aren't dangerous, since it's our fault they're in that spot.

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  86. Good for them. by BlueKitties · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Not to start a hostile, brutal flame war, but I'm somewhat glad. Lets make a small observation: Fundamentalist Jews (who aren't running a country) are generally harmless, well kept people; Fundamentalist Muslims make headlines all of the time for murder. The Torah is just as violent as the Qu'ran, in fact they're closely related. So why are there so many more violent fundy Muslims than Jews/Christians? Take a quick look at their social situation: war-torn poor countries with next to no education. Any surprise the un-educated group tends to violence? We see the same pattern in African countries plagued by famine. These people need education, and that's what they're getting; maybe now they'll have a shot at living a normal life.

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    1. Re:Good for them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Israel has the atomic bomb because? Don't kid yourself, fundamentalist X tends to be terrible because fundamentalism is a method of control.

    2. Re:Good for them. by BlueKitties · · Score: 1

      Please read the entire post before grasping at straws: "Lets make a small observation: Fundamentalist Jews (who aren't running a country) are generally harmless," - Me. Fundamentalism can be a method of control, but people who are in bad social situations tend to it (and to the most extreme forms) as a way of coping with their surrounding (look at street gangs, for example.)

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  87. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Simple shooters were either shot or imprisoned locally.

    To persist in your dream world you have to explain why only A FEW were sent half way around the world.

    Talk to someone who has served in country. If you can refrain from insulting them long enough to actually listen to what they tell you.

    These were not shop keepers. Get over yourself.

    Served in country, lead ground patrols, cleared buildings, and called in aerial strikes in and around Fallujah as part of the 1st MEF portion of Operation Vigilant Resolve. Our platoon commander filed numerous reports and we have combat video documentation of almost all combatants that we captured. I doubt anyone that we captured was sent to Gitmo. Most were scrawny, under trained kids defending what they thought of as their home.

    It's pretty fucking simple. Either you have evidence to prosecute those in Gitmo or you do not. I believe in our Constitution, have fought and bleed to protect it. It says all men are created equal, not all men except those we call terrorists. If we can't produce a report, a video, a witness, a letter, or anything that shows those men in Gitmo are terrorists, then why the fuck are we still holding them? Just because they hate us? I missed the part of the Constitution that lays out the principle of jailing people just because they hate you. And I'm pretty sure that actions such as those we are taking in Gitmo are some of the very same actions (Re: British imprisonment of dissenters) that led to our founding fathers forming a more perfect union.

    We have become that which our founding fathers despised.

  88. Chinese? Oh, nevermind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chinese? I thought you said Aphgan-Sunni-Shehe-muslim-towle-headed-alquada-commie.

    Nevermind

    Yours,
    Enily Latella

  89. Re:Terrorism; US responsibility for detainee actio by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    An "enemy combatant" is a POW who is not subject to the Geneva Convention because they are called "enemy combatants".

    Uh. NO. They are "enemy combatants" because they fit the legal definition of what a "enemy combatant" is. They are NOT POW's because they fall short of the definition of a POW in several areas, the most obvious is that they were not wearing a uniform. If the Taliban wants Geneva Convention protections, they can issue their "soldiers" uniforms. If they can afford AK-47's and RPGs, they can afford a friggin pair of pants and a shirt!

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  90. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Hell, if the USA were somehow occupied, the same could be said of many USAsian households (in the south particularly).

    Sorry, but there is a huge difference between the hand gun and a pump-action 12-gauge you'll find locked in a gun case in your typical American home and the 75 AK-47's, 25 RPG's, truck mounted 20-mm AA machine gun and recoless rifle that is hidden under the floor boards in the baby's room that you find in your not-so-typical Afghan hut.

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  91. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    What would you do if some bunch of foreigners rolled into your country and started acting like occupiers? That's right, you'd shoot them.

    That depends. Has my country been at war with itself for 25 years, the population starving, little girls stoned to death for the crime of getting raped and the "invaders" come with food and promising to grant us freedom and leave?

    Uh... no. I don't think I'd shoot them at all. For that matter, I'd shoot you for shooting at them.

    Wait... are you talking about Iraq? Then the answer is different...

    That depends. Has my country been under the thumb of a ruthless dictator thug for 25 years, the population starving, little girls stoned to death for the crime of getting raped and the "invaders" come with food and promising to grant us freedom and leave?

    Uh... no. I don't think I'd shoot them at all. For that matter, I'd shoot you for shooting at them.

    There, fixed that for me.

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  92. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Talk to someone who has served in country. If you can refrain from insulting them long enough to actually listen to what they tell you.

    Straw man much?

    "If you don't agree with me you hate American soldiers!"

    Um, the GP never said that, YOU did. It was actually YOU who committed the Straw Man fallacy.

    A straw man argument is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent's position. To "attack a straw man" is to create the illusion of having refuted a proposition by substituting a superficially similar proposition (the "straw man"), and refuting it, without ever having actually refuted the original position.

    The GP was saying that those who were there probably know more than those who were not and he assumed that you had neither been there nor had spoken with someone who has. You changed his argument to mean something that it didn't and then shot it down. Textbook Straw Man argument.

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  93. So what sort of laptops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is Slashdot for goodness sake - why has no-one asked what processor or RAM the laptops have? And DO THEY RUN LINUX?

  94. Re:Terrorism; US responsibility for detainee actio by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's only if you use an obsolete form of the Geneva Convention. The post-WWII GC RTPOWs (which pretty much all countries recognise; to which the US is also a signatory, though not a subscribing party - it wasn't ratified by the US senate) afford POW status to irregular combatants, who take up arms against an occupying power.

    These protections were brought in precisely to cover people like resistance fighters, as the grand-parent says.

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  95. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

    Has my country been under the thumb of a ruthless dictator thug for 25 years, the population starving, little girls stoned to death for the crime of getting raped and the "invaders" come with food and promising to grant us freedom and leave?

    Ok, you seem to be suffering from historical amnesia and/or an ignorance of basic information that's easily available from reading. Its depressing that people can expound on the rights/wrongs of actions done in their name in far-flung countries when all they know about it is rubbish like the above.

    Who helped bank-roll the Taliban? Next, go read up on the alternatives to the Taliban - are they really better? Do you think it's possible the local populace see the Taliban as less-worse? Next, do you think the Taliban could institute their awful laws without at least some support and even acceptance from the population - i.e. the problems go much deeper than some central government that can be toppled, rather they speak to the culture in the more backward parts of the place (you may have read recently in the news that Karzai legalised rape in marriage). Food: UN food programmes don't need military force to be implemented, and such programmes were in place before the recent US/NATO invasion.

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  96. Re:Right. by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

    China borders Afghanistan. The very western parts of China have (very) significant muslim, non-Han populations, such as the Uyghurs, many of whom desire independence, some of whom would even consider it offensive to refer to them as 'Chinese'. China does not have the best of human-rights records in dealing with such areas, and additionally it is doing its best to culturally and ethnically dilute these areas with the immigration of Han chinese.

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  97. Re:Terrorism; US responsibility for detainee actio by Omestes · · Score: 1

    the most obvious is that they were not wearing a uniform.

    I'm sure we both realize how dumb that is. Human rights has become a question of wardrobe? This makes sense how?

    Think of the French Resistance in WWII, I'm sure most of us would agree that they had rights and were subject to the Geneva Convention.

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  98. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Omestes · · Score: 1

    Icebike said twice, with no provocation things such as:

    Are you a total idiot, or do you just think the average American Soldier is?
    And;
    Talk to someone who has served in country. If you can refrain from insulting them long enough to actually listen to what they tell you.

    Both times when no one referenced, or implied, anything about US soldiers being morons, or otherwise slandered the people in the US military as a whole or in part. Both time he issued this statement was towards an attack on US policy and not those following mere orders.

    So, lets simplify this; Someone says "The US Policy of imprisoning enemies is not infallible", and Icebike says "American soldiers are not dumb, ask one, though you probably would insult them [because you dislike them]". This is a text book straw man.

    My comment, on the other hand, was just pointing this out, using a generalization of both of Icebike's comments. While the generalization might not be in the best rhetorical form, classifying it as a straw man was accurate.

    You would be perfectly correct, if (and only if) any of the commenters was questioning the average soldiers judgment. They didn't.

    I did. Yes, I was also being a bit inflammatory, but I'm sick of blind patriotism, and using the "troops" as a shield to protect dogmatic political ideologies.

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  99. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    They were caught with weapons in hand in combat or with large weapon caches.

    Read their stories genius. Some were, but some were definitely NOT picked up with any weapons. Many of them were delivered by warlords for rewards of up to $5,000 which is a lot fucking money over there.

  100. Re:Right. by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

    Anyone ever see how these people were treated?
    Kidnapped, beaten, shackled, hooded and ear-muffed, tied down like hogs for entire duration of the transfer to Guantanamo to be subjected to the hospitality of people looking to 'give back for 9/11'.

    Hey, sorry for all that. I hope you do not take that torture stuff personal. It was just an innocent mistake.
    Can happen to anyone, right? Anyone could mistake a 13 year old child for a terrorist, right?
    So lets keep this quiet and everything will be ok. We both know how dangerous it is in your country and how accidents can happen... a wedding here, a 'smart bomb' there...

    Naturally we can all rely 100% on the claims by the military that Guantanamo is some kind of resort for bad boys.
    They won't let anyone in and those that they do have to agree not to say anything or else they would not be let back in again.
    Plus they would never lie to us, right?

  101. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As you seem like a reasonable person, please allow me to ask you this:

    So let me get this right, you directly or indirectly killed, injured and/or captured people (innocent or ) defending their homes against a professional and highly trained and equipped imperial army in a invasion and occupation based on lies?

    How dirty does it feel?

    (I'm a 'hate the sin, not the sinner' kind of person.)

  102. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by SlashWombat · · Score: 1

    What should "frost" you is how stupid Guantanamo Bay has made The US look to the rest of the world. However, there are enough redneck statements in this thread that one suspects significant inbreeding may have occurred in the USA.

    Incest, keep it in the family!

  103. No it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't Chinese policy to execute Uighurs on sight... the rest of your post wasn't worth reading.

  104. PAYBACK and long-term PAYBACK time? by Rockin'Robert · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Wasn't Obama's father persecuted (some say tortured) by the British and isn't his son now the 'Administrative head' of the all-but-bankrupt corporate UK 'plumb/plump goose' colony (IN ADMINISTRATION) known as the U$A? Aside from the 911 failure connect the dots and communicate, plus using the DisInfo 'blame anybody game' (to attack two nations) technique - apparently 'long-term payback' is now worrying some ... a lot!

  105. Would YOU use it? by boef · · Score: 1

    Maybe it is just me, but I would not trust a laptop given to me by the US government.... "Here - please use this for everything you do in the future. We promise this is a standard machine with no additional hardware/software that will keep us informed of what you use it for."

    1. Re:Would YOU use it? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I would believe that it had no ADDITIONAL hardware/software for that. Just the standard hardware/software will do the job. *adjusts tinfoil hat*

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  106. Re:Right. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    I agree with you completely... but...

    We will never give them asylum. Imagine how the right wing media would run with that. "TERRORISTS ON AMERICAN STREETS!", sure, we know they aren't terrorist, as would anyone with half a brain willing to read up on these things, but the only proof most of America needs to prove that someone is a terrorist (as sadly evident in this very topic) is "zomg they were in Gitmo!"

    Can't you just hear the right wing fear machine grinding happily on that for months.

    So, let's see. A groups or multiple groups of people use fear of terror to influence political decision making, in this case stopping what is clearly the "right thing to do" from happening. Who's the supposed terrorist in this scenario again?

    As for anyone who wants to debate that giving these guys shelter on US soil is "the right thing to do" (assuming they even fucking want to live there), don't even try. You did the bad thing, and now you have to take responsibility. Not doing so puts the great US of A on the same level as the kindergarten kid who just hit his neighbour on the head with a wooden horse and is trying to convince the teacher that an invisible man did it.

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  107. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Fair enough. I only read the parent comment which is what I thought you were referring to.

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  108. Re:Terrorism; US responsibility for detainee actio by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    I'm sure we both realize how dumb that is. Human rights has become a question of wardrobe? This makes sense how?

    Here is what the Geneva Protocols define as POW's

    4.1.2 Members of other militias and members of other volunteer corps, including those of organized resistance movements, provided that they fulfill all of the following conditions:

            * that of being commanded by a person responsible for his subordinates;
            * that of having a fixed distinctive sign recognizable at a distance (there are limited exceptions to this among countries who observe the 1977 Protocol I);
            * that of carrying arms openly;
            * that of conducting their operations in accordance with the laws and customs of war.

    Sorry, but those planting road side bombs and then blend back into the population do not qualify. If you have a problem with this, please take it up with the governments who have signed on to the Geneva Convention.

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  109. Totally False by copponex · · Score: 1

    If the status of a person isn't known, there is to be a tribunal. No tribunals were held to establish the status of persons before they were tortured or sent to Guantanamo. You can read the army field manual and see if that's the procedure that was followed.

    As for Obama, I agree, he should have released everyone we have no evidence against. The problem being that we have radicalized each of the detainees, so if they were simple tribesmen before, now they may be a little pissed that they've lost years of their life and family members because of the colossal stupidity and cowardice of the Bush Administration. If you read any competent book on the subject, you'll discover that the legal black hole was foreseen as soon as the torture memos started circulating, but instead of listening to experienced army and FBI interrogators, the Bush Administration fired or excluded anyone who didn't agree with their flimsy legal contortions.

    But let's ask a better question. If a group of Canadians bombed a building in China from training camps in Minnesota, would you accept a Chinese invasion? Would you demand that they provide evidence for the act, or allow them to attack Minneapolis with drones? Would you accept them rounding up any Canadian citizens and sending them to a base in Vietnam for "detainment" without due process, while secretly sending some of them to North Korea to be tortured - the same way we sent people to Syria and Egypt?

    If you have no problem with the second scenario, then you have some moral ground to stand on. If you do have a problem and you still support what we did, you just a hypocrite.

  110. Re:Terrorism; US responsibility for detainee actio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Living in a country that was occupied by German forces during WWII, I can inform you that your definition of "terrorist" includes everyone we had fighting against the Germans.

    That is the exact same reasoning said Germans used as for why the Geneva convention did not apply to them, and thus they were doing nothing wrong putting these people in concentration camps.

    You are no better than those Germans.

  111. Re:These ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS what don't you get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As soon as idiots like you start throwing the words "liberal" and "socialists" around, it throws any intelligent argument that you may have out the window. You just need a "Get a brain morans!" sign and you would be all set.