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  1. Worst song ever recorded. on Anti-Spam law Passed in Colorado · · Score: 1
    That song, by the way, is the worst fucking thing I've ever heard. It's completely, entirely shite.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  2. If you'll note... on New Desktop for Linux · · Score: 2
    At no point in my original post do I mention any operating systems other than Windows and MacOS. I thought it was readily apparent that Linux's GUI, or lack thereof, wasn't an issue.

    Apparently, to most, it wasn't.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  3. It's the name that kills it. on Will Microsoft Open Windows Source Code? (No!) · · Score: 1
    Windows Me. What fucking Nobel laureate came up with that one? "Windows me? No thanks, I might catch something."

    Ugh. The marketing division at Microsoft is getting as bad as the programming division.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  4. What doesn't work well with bttv? on Linux 2.3.46 Released Unto the World · · Score: 2
    Maybe I've just been lucky (sort of). What sort of things have been fixed? The changelog doesn't seem to be too specific. The only problems I've had (and they don't seem to be occurring anymore) are xawtv not working in overlay mode and, once, the bttv drivers took my system down hard. Insmod'ing the drivers in the proper way seems to have fixed that.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  5. Re:Are you fucking stupid? on New Desktop for Linux · · Score: 2
    Eep.

    Thanks for that.

    Guess they're sending a hit out for "Wakko Warner" now... :(

    I should have called my account "Steve Balmer".

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  6. Windows is NOT easy to use. on New Desktop for Linux · · Score: 5
    Ask anyone unfamiliar with computers: Windows is a horrible GUI to master, because of the simple fact that it's so damned inconsistent. The Interface Hall of Shame has a lot to say in this regard, but, to give some examples:

    - What's the key combination to print something in Windows?
    - What's the key combination to close a window?
    - What's the key combination to save a file?
    - Where does Game X install itself in the Start menu?

    Ask 10 people and you'll probably get at least 5 different answers, simply because every application is allowed to do things differently. This makes the learning curve exponentially greater because you need to learn the shortcuts for _every_ application!

    As much as I hate the MacOS from a technical standpoint, it really does have everything else beat hands-down when it comes to simplicity and consistency. (Or at least it did -- Aqua looks pretty hideous...)

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  7. Serial ATA will only make sense if.. on Serial ATA and USB 2 · · Score: 2
    ..you can connect more than two damned devices to the chain. Currently, ATA is limited, at least in practice, to two devices per chain, making the 66 megabyte/second transfer rate grossly underutilized. How many hard disks can pull 33 MB/second sustained off the platters? Hint: none. And that doesn't even take into account the fact that, at least until about a month ago, there were no 10K rpm IDE drives, and there still are no 12K rpm IDE drives. ATA-100 looks to me like a sleazy way to dupe unsuspecting people who think their drives will magically become faster on a 100 MB/s two-device chain. (Maybe if the drives were solid-state... heh. Solid state IDE drives...)

    If you can't connect a reasonable number of devices to a serial ATA chain (like, oh, 15, for instance?) it sounds to me like more hype than substance.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  8. Not all computers require monitors. on Microsoft's X-Box Specs Revealed · · Score: 2
    For $149, you could build up a respectable render farm or anything else that requires massive amounts of parallel processing power. Someone's bound to mention "beowulf cluster!" at some point in these comments (lame as it is to mention it), and, for once, they'll be making some sense.

    Other uses:
    $149 kickass webserver.
    $149 kickass Samba server.
    $149 kickass MP3 jukebox (and mp3 encoder).
    $149 kickass FTP server.
    $149 kickass IRC server.
    $149 kickass proxy server.
    (This is assuming the machine's running some form of UNIX, as a headless Windows box is about as useful as a bag of mud.)

    You get my point.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  9. They used ConferenceRoom.. no wonder. on Prankster Spoofs President Clinton in CNN Online Chat · · Score: 2
    DALnet was pimping Conference Room for a while, because they sold their souls to Webmaster. Unfortunately, Conference Room is the biggest piece of shit IRC server ever thrust from the bowels of a company onto the face of an unsuspecting planet (not only because it runs on NT, either.) The person who spoofed Clinton is right: had they used a _real_ chat server that could handle the load, none of this would've happened.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  10. Re:A steady diet of his own words. on Linus, Transmeta, Proprietary Code and Metcalfe · · Score: 1
    At least I have enough neurons to create a slashdot account from which to flame.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  11. Hm, he's rich. on Linus, Transmeta, Proprietary Code and Metcalfe · · Score: 2
    That must make him smart.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  12. A steady diet of his own words. on Linus, Transmeta, Proprietary Code and Metcalfe · · Score: 2
    Metcalfe is a fucking idiot who, were it not for ethernet, would have done us all a favor by being stillborn. I can't believe people actually give him money to write the kind of crap he writes. - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  13. Er... on Two Turntables and a Laser Beam · · Score: 1
    ...sure, once you can figure out a way to scratch on something that won't let you touch the vinyl.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  14. Audiophile 'high end' tables use belts. on Two Turntables and a Laser Beam · · Score: 2
    Reduces the rumble. Direct-drive tables (yes, this includes the 1200s, of which I have a pair and would not trade for anything) introduce a lot of rumble and low-frequency noise. Expensive belt-drive decks (which are usually heavy as hell and take an awful long time to spin up) have little to no rumble problems, leading to a cleaner sound. The SL-1200 is definitely not an audiophile deck. But that's not what it's made for.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  15. Gross incompetence is to blame. on Linux Blamed for DDoS Attacks · · Score: 2
    Someone could rake in *shitloads* of money by starting a company that simply secures the machines of people too clueless or stupid to do it themselves. Wannabe-admins will set up a Solaris box, or a Linux box, or an Irix box, or an NT box, or God knows what else, and just expect it to be secure right out of the box, when the simple fact is, everything is broken out of the box and always will be broken, no matter how much you patch it!!! This is the mentality sysadmins need to keep in mind when they're securing their machines: you have to be very vigilant when you connect a machine to a network. Keep on top of all the latest security patches for your operating systems. Make sure you didn't miss any old ones (hell, the IMAP hole trinoo uses is fucking ancient, yet PEOPLE STILL HAVEN'T FIXED THEIR MACHINES!)

    Sometimes it's not just the users who need a few beatings with the clue stick.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  16. PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS PERSON'S COMMENTS. on FBI Releases Updated DDoS Detection Tools · · Score: 2
    I know I'm breaking my own rule here, but from now on I will no longer reply to him either. He's just posting shit like this to get the bonus karma from heavily-replied-to comments.

    What he says is controversial only to those who would bother to reply to such inane, stupid viewpoints to begin with. Please do not give him forum.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  17. Are you an idiot, or do you play one on slashdot? on UK Decryption Law Pushed Through · · Score: 2
    Okay, say you're buying something online.

    Say I'm in the next room running a packet sniffer.

    Say you're _not_ using encryption, like a dumbass.

    Say I steal your credit card info.

    Cest la vie.

    - A.P.

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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  18. 90% uptime is *VERY* bad. on Forum: The Yahoo Denial of Service · · Score: 1
    This would mean that, for a full three days out of every month, your sites/network is unreachable.

    Ouch.

    Down 10 percent of the time? That's worse than Microsoft.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  19. Wanna know why? on IBM Announcements on Chip Design/Nanocommunications · · Score: 2
    They ditched ISO-9K a few years back, is why. There was probably an ISO spec that said they had to wear those damned socks.

    ISO-9K is a great way to turn any company into a shithole.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  20. eBay has a whole section for terminals. on IBM Announcements on Chip Design/Nanocommunications · · Score: 1
    Check there. You should be able to find a vt220 for $20 or so.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  21. Heard about the Big Dig? (offtopic) on Russian Cops to Monitor All Internet Traffic · · Score: 1
    They just raised the budget another 1.2 billion dollars! Woo-fucking-hoo! The price of tolls will rise accordingly this month..

    The Big Dig is the biggest fucking disaster in this history of the state of Massachusetts, IMO. Bigger than that stupid nightclub fire a few decades ago. Bigger than the Hancock Tower, even. It's a gaping money pit that just keeps growing deeper and deeper. It's *well* over budget, well behind schedule, and well-rehearsed at pissing off every single commuter that's been inconvenienced by it for the better part of 10 years now.

    Will it ever be finished? I don't know. Nobody knows. I'll have entered college, spent 5 years here, and gotten my degree in less time than it'll end up taking, though, to give it some perspective. I probably could get another degree too before it's done. I guess all this time and money is making the mafia^H^H^H^H^H friends of the state government who run the construction firms really happy though.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  22. This will affect... on Russian Cops to Monitor All Internet Traffic · · Score: 1
    ...the three Russian citizens who can afford Internet access.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  23. Not just X! on IBM releases JFS to GPL · · Score: 1
    It has a command-line version (smitty) as well, and it'll default to that when you try and run it on a console or over a telnet session, etc. I've actually gotten to like the command-line menu version more than the X version, because it's faster and requires no mouse-clicking.

    Still, hopefully IBM will continue its commitment to open source things, unlike some companies... *cough*sun*cough*.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  24. SMIT kicks the shit out of any Linux tool. on IBM releases JFS to GPL · · Score: 2
    SMIT -- the system management tool for AIX -- will make any Linux user very, very jealous of anything on the Linux side as far as admin tools go. (Hell, it'll make any Sun or SGI admin jealous, too.) It can do _everything_ for you, and it's not shitty like Solaris' admintool -- it tells you exactly what commands it's going to run so you can duplicate them on the command line yourself in case something fucks up. It makes managing dozens of AIX boxes a breeze rather than a horrible chore. I would do very questionably legal things for a SMIT lookalike and workalike on Linux.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad

  25. slashdot needs a "oops i fucked up" button... on AOL 5 Gets $8 Billion Class Action Suit · · Score: 0
    Reread your last paragraph and I agree with you...

    - A.P.
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    "One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad