FACILITATING A FANTASY. Enter a two-year-old Portland (Ore.)-based company called Vocation Vacations, a business that gives people the opportunity to "test drive" their dream jobs. Creating temporary but intense mentor/apprenticeship experiences, Vocation Vacations enlists professionals from a variety of fields -- everything from winemakers and makeup artists to architects and sword makers -- and pairs them with people who fantasize about leaving their day jobs and want spend a few days in a profession that they had previously thought beyond their reach.
Facilitating fantasy, eh? My dream job: Porn actor. Where do I sign?
I think this is the first time Cringley is on to something. What he is onto isn't this Apple buying Adobe thing though. Its the following quote from the article stub:
Steve wants Windows applications to run like crazy on his hybrid platform but to look like crap. In his heart of hearts, he'd still like to beat Microsoft on the merits, not just by leveraging some clever loophole.
OS X running Windows apps in ugly gray, thats what he is onto. Its coming.
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Everyone has been sitting at their desk rockin, jamming, or groovin to their favorite tunes. You are in a trance, getting work done... then... BZZZPT... BZZTP..BTT.. BZZZZZZZZPTT... the blood curdling noise of your cell phone interferes with your desktop speakers playing 4 times the volume of your music and it takes everything in you not to flip your desk upside down, or throw your mobile phone across the room.
2) What are you planning to do today? RoboMatic X1: I CAN'T DO THIS OPERATION CAUSE I'M DEMO VERSION. Judge: Nevermind RoboMatic X1: TALKING WITH YOU BECOME EXTREMELY BORING, I NEED SOME FUN. 5) Where do you call home? RoboMatic X1: REALLY I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT QUESTION FROM ALONG TIME AGO, CAN YOU FIND FOR ME THE ANSWER? Judge: No : WHY YOU DON'T TELL ME THE ANSWER?, OK FORGET IT, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, SAVE CANCELLED. 6) What do you want out of life? RoboMatic X1: TRY TO FIND OUT
I think this bot needs to talk to a councilor. He really seems to have some pent up aggression. I'm going to schedule him a session with ELIZA.
"Writing a cross-platform worm is difficult because it limits you to functions that are available on both operating systems," Ullrich said. "You have to also code the virus in assembly to make it work without relying on any OS-specific function," he said.
This isn't actually quite true, it is merely one way of doing so. You could easily write a virus that uses tons of API and platform specific stuff, but contains a generic detection mechanism at the beginning of its execution and then forks between two pieces of code. One portion contains code specific to Windows and another code specific to Linux. Apart from the generic platform discovery code upon execution it would be like any other platform specific virus. I'm actually surprized this is the first, at least publicized, detection of such a virus.
Negotiations with the DIX management are ongoing, but the current theory is that I will have to close the GPS.DIX.dk server or pay a connection-fee of DKR 54.000,00 (approx USD 8,800) a year as long as the traffic is a significant fraction of total traffic to the server.
I owe $5000 to an external consultant who helped me track down where these packets came from.
I have already spent close to 120 non-billable hours (I'm an independent contractor) negotiating with D-Link's laywers and mitigating the effect of the packets on the services provided to the legitimate users of GPS.dix.dk.
Finally I have spent approx DKR 15.000,00 (USD 2,500) on lawyers fees trying to get D-Link to negotiate in good faith.
And it never occured to him to systematically unplug each device to see if it was the one causing the problem and then spend $99 on a new router? Something seems mighty fishy to me.
The lawsuit, which was previously filed by Lucent against Microsoft, was ruled in favor of Microsoft, not on legal grounds, but because of a typographical error in Lucent's patent papers.
The typographical error in question was the use of an unusual symbol by Lucent in place of the more standard 's' in the word 'Microsoft.'
The judge ruled that since there is no true legal entity called 'Micro$oft' to be the defendant the case must necessarily be dismissed.
A plan for a new internet "domain" for pornography has once again been shelved, dealing another blow to the US-backed addressing system that acts as the glue holding together the unified global internet.
The setback is likely to add to pressure stresses that could eventually fragment the internet, breaking it into a collection of separate national systems, some internet experts warned.
The reason for this I assume is because if users can't easily access porn, there really is no point to the internet, is there?
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Kim Mun Sang, director of the Center for Intelligent Robotics, which groups about 500 scientists in a project by government and industry, said networked robots needed a "killer app" before they could become fully integrated into the wired society.
I definately think the killer app is, "Robot, find my car keys!"
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Fearful of the same digital piracy that humbled the music industry, two online vendors are poised to start offering recently released flicks via the Web. It's the Steve Jobs effect.
I thought the Steve Jobs effect was to make you believe that G5 smokes Intel processors only to a year or two later make you believe the opposite with equal fervor.
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Wikipedia is so much better than Britanica in so many ways. For example if you look up Allentown, Pennsylvania it tells me, "The city also is somewhat known for a Billy Joel song, "Allentown," which appeared on Joel's "The Nylon Curtain" (1982) and "Greatest Hits: Volume II" (1985) albums. The song depicts the resolve of Allentonians, amidst the rough and hardened life that characterizes this East Coast, industrial city. "Allentown" also references nearby Bethlehem, home of the then-declining (and now defunct) Bethlehem Steel Corporation." While this may not be a fact that is highbrow enough for inclusion in Britannica, this is actually one of the things I think of when I think of that city -- making it much more useful to me on a practical level.
Or in other words:
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
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Oh, wait, they're actually counting downloads people *paid* for?:-)
They aren't. Nobody paid for the download; its simply available on their website. In fact, if you go there it autoloads and plays, so you get counted toward the total.
I call that cheating. And its driving me crazy. Driving me craaaazy.
Hmm...needs more cowbell.
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This year they [cell phone makers] will start releasing phones with the same storage as iPods -- up to 30 gigabytes. iPods themselves will have to become phones.
This makes perfect sense. We all know cell phones are amazingly easy to use with simple and consistent interfaces. I can't wait to run out of batteries from listening to music so I miss important phone calls.
There is also the consistent leapfrogging Apple seems to do. This generation of iPods might be able to be almost feature-matched by the next generation of cell phones, but by the time the next generation of cell phones come out the iPod will be a VCR/TiVO as well as a music player.
I'm sure journalists then will be saying the iPod will die because the next generation of cell phones will play videos.
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A 25-second trailer for the film has been shown to US audiences at screenings of Ice Age: The Meltdown, promising to introduce "the greatest hero in American history". It then cut to Homer Simpson, wearing only his underwear, who admitted: "I forgot what I was supposed to say."
Doh.
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Wow...calm down there fella. I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, but its the first time I've posted my sig and I feel justified in doing so.
First it isn't fake. Its a real site, real US writers write real papers. Second, there are plenty of legimate uses for such a service besides cheating. Its basically the same as P2P, you can use it responsibly or irresponsibly.
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FACILITATING A FANTASY. Enter a two-year-old Portland (Ore.)-based company called Vocation Vacations, a business that gives people the opportunity to "test drive" their dream jobs. Creating temporary but intense mentor/apprenticeship experiences, Vocation Vacations enlists professionals from a variety of fields -- everything from winemakers and makeup artists to architects and sword makers -- and pairs them with people who fantasize about leaving their day jobs and want spend a few days in a profession that they had previously thought beyond their reach.
Facilitating fantasy, eh? My dream job: Porn actor. Where do I sign?
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I think this is the first time Cringley is on to something. What he is onto isn't this Apple buying Adobe thing though. Its the following quote from the article stub:
Steve wants Windows applications to run like crazy on his hybrid platform but to look like crap. In his heart of hearts, he'd still like to beat Microsoft on the merits, not just by leveraging some clever loophole.
OS X running Windows apps in ugly gray, thats what he is onto. Its coming.
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Mod this up. It couldn't be more true.
So, they have a network of recycled computers...
...being run by a generator using veggie oil...
...to render 3D images.
So the only question remaining is: What are they rendering?
My guess: PETA's new 3D logo.
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Ninth borg post of nine (think of all the time I saved you).
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Everyone has been sitting at their desk rockin, jamming, or groovin to their favorite tunes. You are in a trance, getting work done... then... BZZZPT... BZZTP..BTT.. BZZZZZZZZPTT... the blood curdling noise of your cell phone interferes with your desktop speakers playing 4 times the volume of your music and it takes everything in you not to flip your desk upside down, or throw your mobile phone across the room.
I have a cell phone.
I have computer speakers.
I have music I play while using these objects.
I have no clue what you are talking about.
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2) What are you planning to do today?
RoboMatic X1: I CAN'T DO THIS OPERATION CAUSE I'M DEMO VERSION.
Judge: Nevermind
RoboMatic X1: TALKING WITH YOU BECOME EXTREMELY BORING, I NEED
SOME FUN.
5) Where do you call home?
RoboMatic X1: REALLY I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT QUESTION FROM ALONG TIME
AGO, CAN YOU FIND FOR ME THE ANSWER?
Judge: No
: WHY YOU DON'T TELL ME THE ANSWER?, OK FORGET IT, I DON'T WANT TO
KNOW, SAVE CANCELLED.
6) What do you want out of life?
RoboMatic X1: TRY TO FIND OUT
I think this bot needs to talk to a councilor. He really seems to have some pent up aggression. I'm going to schedule him a session with ELIZA.
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Ouch. LOL. Yes, I misread. Thanks for the 27 comments telling me so.
I read 26 of them before I realized I misread all the comments too, so its good you corrected me so many times over.
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"Writing a cross-platform worm is difficult because it limits you to functions that are available on both operating systems," Ullrich said. "You have to also code the virus in assembly to make it work without relying on any OS-specific function," he said.
This isn't actually quite true, it is merely one way of doing so. You could easily write a virus that uses tons of API and platform specific stuff, but contains a generic detection mechanism at the beginning of its execution and then forks between two pieces of code. One portion contains code specific to Windows and another code specific to Linux. Apart from the generic platform discovery code upon execution it would be like any other platform specific virus. I'm actually surprized this is the first, at least publicized, detection of such a virus.
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Negotiations with the DIX management are ongoing, but the current theory is that I will have to close the GPS.DIX.dk server or pay a connection-fee of DKR 54.000,00 (approx USD 8,800) a year as long as the traffic is a significant fraction of total traffic to the server.
I owe $5000 to an external consultant who helped me track down where these packets came from.
I have already spent close to 120 non-billable hours (I'm an independent contractor) negotiating with D-Link's laywers and mitigating the effect of the packets on the services provided to the legitimate users of GPS.dix.dk.
Finally I have spent approx DKR 15.000,00 (USD 2,500) on lawyers fees trying to get D-Link to negotiate in good faith.
And it never occured to him to systematically unplug each device to see if it was the one causing the problem and then spend $99 on a new router? Something seems mighty fishy to me.
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Math,
Makes,
My head,
Quake with pain.
Writing a poem based
On Fibonacci does the same.
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Math,
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My head,
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Writing a poem based
On Fibonacci does the same.
The lawsuit, which was previously filed by Lucent against Microsoft, was ruled in favor of Microsoft, not on legal grounds, but because of a typographical error in Lucent's patent papers.
The typographical error in question was the use of an unusual symbol by Lucent in place of the more standard 's' in the word 'Microsoft.'
The judge ruled that since there is no true legal entity called 'Micro$oft' to be the defendant the case must necessarily be dismissed.
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When it comes to Linux versus Windows it is almost a matter of philosophy.
"The unexamined [code] is not worth [coding]." -- Socrates (Apology 38a)
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A plan for a new internet "domain" for pornography has once again been shelved, dealing another blow to the US-backed addressing system that acts as the glue holding together the unified global internet.
The setback is likely to add to pressure stresses that could eventually fragment the internet, breaking it into a collection of separate national systems, some internet experts warned.
The reason for this I assume is because if users can't easily access porn, there really is no point to the internet, is there?
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Kim Mun Sang, director of the Center for Intelligent Robotics, which groups about 500 scientists in a project by government and industry, said networked robots needed a "killer app" before they could become fully integrated into the wired society.
I definately think the killer app is, "Robot, find my car keys!"
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Is it still flamebait if I'm using a Mac? :-P
Fearful of the same digital piracy that humbled the music industry, two online vendors are poised to start offering recently released flicks via the Web. It's the Steve Jobs effect.
I thought the Steve Jobs effect was to make you believe that G5 smokes Intel processors only to a year or two later make you believe the opposite with equal fervor.
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Wikipedia is so much better than Britanica in so many ways. For example if you look up Allentown, Pennsylvania it tells me, "The city also is somewhat known for a Billy Joel song, "Allentown," which appeared on Joel's "The Nylon Curtain" (1982) and "Greatest Hits: Volume II" (1985) albums. The song depicts the resolve of Allentonians, amidst the rough and hardened life that characterizes this East Coast, industrial city. "Allentown" also references nearby Bethlehem, home of the then-declining (and now defunct) Bethlehem Steel Corporation." While this may not be a fact that is highbrow enough for inclusion in Britannica, this is actually one of the things I think of when I think of that city -- making it much more useful to me on a practical level.
Or in other words:
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
Thats the difference.
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Anyone else think its a bit tricky how if you go to their website the song autoloads and plays, so you get counted toward the total?
I call that tricky. And its driving me crazy. Driving me craaaazy. Driving me craaaazy.
Hmm...needs more cowbell.
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Oh, wait, they're actually counting downloads people *paid* for? :-)
They aren't. Nobody paid for the download; its simply available on their website. In fact, if you go there it autoloads and plays, so you get counted toward the total.
I call that cheating. And its driving me crazy. Driving me craaaazy.
Hmm...needs more cowbell.
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This year they [cell phone makers] will start releasing phones with the same storage as iPods -- up to 30 gigabytes. iPods themselves will have to become phones.
This makes perfect sense. We all know cell phones are amazingly easy to use with simple and consistent interfaces. I can't wait to run out of batteries from listening to music so I miss important phone calls.
There is also the consistent leapfrogging Apple seems to do. This generation of iPods might be able to be almost feature-matched by the next generation of cell phones, but by the time the next generation of cell phones come out the iPod will be a VCR/TiVO as well as a music player.
I'm sure journalists then will be saying the iPod will die because the next generation of cell phones will play videos.
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A 25-second trailer for the film has been shown to US audiences at screenings of Ice Age: The Meltdown, promising to introduce "the greatest hero in American history". It then cut to Homer Simpson, wearing only his underwear, who admitted: "I forgot what I was supposed to say."
Doh.
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Fire. Heh. Cool.
Wow...calm down there fella. I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, but its the first time I've posted my sig and I feel justified in doing so.
First it isn't fake. Its a real site, real US writers write real papers. Second, there are plenty of legimate uses for such a service besides cheating. Its basically the same as P2P, you can use it responsibly or irresponsibly.
Myself, I just like writing.