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Cringely Posits Adobe's Purchase by Apple

An anonymous reader writes to mention another Robert Cringely piece discussing Apple's future. In his latest article, he lays out some goals for Apple on its quest to desktop dominance. An important link in this chain is Apple's purchase of Adobe Systems. From the article: "Adobe has already made one feint away from Mac development that required personal pressure from Steve Jobs on John Warnock to reverse. If Apple kinda-sorta embraces Windows enough for Adobe to question whether continued development for the native OS X platform is still warranted, well, then Apple WILL just become another Dell, which isn't what Steve Jobs wants. Steve wants Windows applications to run like crazy on his hybrid platform but to look like crap. In his heart of hearts, he'd still like to beat Microsoft on the merits, not just by leveraging some clever loophole. So he needs the top ISVs who are currently writing for OS X to continue writing for OS X, and that especially means Adobe."

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  1. Mod article '-1, Troll' by McDutchie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Every article by Cringely, Dvorak, and the like needs to be instantly moderated '-1, Troll' with extreme prejudice. Too bad /. does not have article moderation.

    1. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by osviews.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whis would this article be labeled a troll? Because you don't like the ramifications?

      I think Cringely's article is probable though impracticle... at least for the time being.

      Microsoft isn't going to drop office for Mac... they make too much money from it... but if they ever do, Apple has a backup plan in the way of Windows virtualization.

    2. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by pianoman113 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's a question for discussion: Would we find these authors so trollish if everything they wrote were not posted immediately to slashdot?

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    3. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, the only problem is when people try to turn this sort of editorial of "I think Apple could/should buy Adobe" into a rumor of "Apple is planning to buy Adobe!"

      I mean, if you're a journalist, paid to analyze technology trends and make wild shot-in-the-dark predictions of what might possibly happen one day, or you're writing an article of what business moves might benefit one group or another, that's perfectly fine. Cringly thinks Apple should buy Adobe, and I'm sure lots of people could write articles on why they think Apple shouldn't.

      Let's just not let this get out of hand and become an actual rumor.

    4. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by Illbay · · Score: 2, Funny
      Every article by Cringely, Dvorak, and the like needs to be instantly moderated '-1...

      Yeah, 'cuz, you know, like, they work for Infoworld and PC Magazine and stuff an' they're all corporate shills an' stuff an'...

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    5. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by jumpingfred · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cringely, or at least this one, does not work for Infoworld. The column is on the NPR website.

    6. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I don't think anyone's accused them of being part of a conspiracy; that would require them to be living in the same world as their co-conspirators. They have, however, been accused of using a magic 8-ball to generate pseudo-random trolls and call them articles.

      Meh, I never click on the links for their articles, so they don't get any advertiser revenue from me.

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    7. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by koweja · · Score: 1

      Well, most of us don't bother reading their article on their sits/in their magazines, so we wouldn't ever see them, much less have an opinion on them. Here's a better question for discussion: Would we find these authors so trollish if everything they wrote wasn't completely pulled out of their asses and wrong 99% of the time? I'm I glance over Dvorak's articles every once in a while, and so far the only thing intelligent he has said was on Web 2.0.

    8. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well they do have tags, and I did tag it as "troll". Let's see if I get that right taken away now.

    9. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by koweja · · Score: 1

      Ignore that "I'm". Not sure where it came from.

    10. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by ortcutt · · Score: 0, Troll

      Amen, brother. Cringely's batting average for predictions must be .005. Why does anyone take him seriously? Remember when he claimed to have bounced a wifi signal off a mountain.

    11. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by daniel23 · · Score: 2, Informative


      Quite ineffective, given that there are no ads on Cringely's page.

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    12. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 'cuz, you know, like, they work for Infoworld and PC Magazine and stuff an' they're all corporate shills an' stuff an'...

      We don't really need to mod them down because they are corporate shills. I think that the fact that the premise of the articles are basically stupid is plenty enough reason.

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    13. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by big+tex · · Score: 1

      PBS.
      That's NPR with pictures and without Car Talk.

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    14. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your post should be moderated as "redundant" as it is said every freakin' time there's a story that mentions any of those columnists.

    15. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To bad they also don't have a -2000: Stupdendously Stupid article moderation. I wonder why they don't just have a add link like they do for thinkgeek. You know how google has language settings for elmer fud, esperanto etc? Why not add: Cringley? Then if someone wanted to be on the same crack this guys on they turn it on, get their fix, and go on.

    16. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      I think Redhat should buy Adobe.

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    17. Re:Mod article '-1, Troll' by F34nor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait! Every post posted by Zonk needs an enema. -5 Vapor

  2. Oh please! by winkydink · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hey, could that [an Adobe acquisition] be why Apple is rumored to have this week just laid-off its entire Aperture development group?

    Could be.


    Yeah, and it could be that the product never lived up to expectations and saw little market adoption so Apple decided it was time to cut their losses and focus their resources on something else.

    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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    1. Re:Oh please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

      Unless you're Bill Clinton, then it has, um, other uses.

    2. Re:Oh please! by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      Aperture != Photoshop.

      Photoshop is a tool to manipulate images.

      Aperture is a tool to manage your photos from shoot to archiving. It can also do image manipulation. It's aimed at the professional photographers that shoot thousands of pictures a year for thier clients. They need to catalog and keep them around for future use.
      It's a smaller niche then photoshop.

      I know Adobe has a similar tool. If you read some of the pro photo sites, Aperture is a welcome improvement. Many of the pros use Macintoshes.

    3. Re:Oh please! by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

      ... and as George Carlin notes, sometimes it's not. (grep "big brown")

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    4. Re:Oh please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

      Unless you're Bill Clinton, then it has, um, other uses.


      Sometimes a lie about intelligence is just a lie about intelligence.

      Unless you're George W. Bush, then it has, um, other uses.

      But hey - at least no one had SEX when Bush was in office! What's the big deal with a bunch of dead people? Take that you filthy liberals!

  3. The Cringe of Embracing Windows by digitaldc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steve wants Windows applications to run like crazy on his hybrid platform but to look like crap.

    I have seen it and, well at least it does run like crazy...

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    1. Re:The Cringe of Embracing Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't get it... what does a screenshot of Windows 95 installing a modem have to do with Windows 'running like crazy'?

    2. Re:The Cringe of Embracing Windows by fusionidiom · · Score: 1

      Read again... "looks... like... crap"

    3. Re:The Cringe of Embracing Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should we start posting blown up screenshots of MacOS 7.5, with it's gray desktop and two-bit icons, asking you to enter a AT-string? What's the point?

    4. Re:The Cringe of Embracing Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why try and reason with a Karma whoring, Microsoft hating pro-Linux ass goblin?

    5. Re:The Cringe of Embracing Windows by lucifig · · Score: 1

      And someone's inability to install a proper graphics driver is Windows' fault?

    6. Re:The Cringe of Embracing Windows by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yes. As a matter of fact, it is.

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    7. Re:The Cringe of Embracing Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that it's a 300kb jpeg that still looks like crap; ie they should of used png (which wasn't around at the time) or gif.

    8. Re:The Cringe of Embracing Windows by Wikipedia · · Score: 0

      The problem is that it's a three-hundred kb jpeg that still looks like crap; ie they should of used png (which wasn't around at the time) or gif.

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  4. So the logic here is by noewun · · Score: 4, Funny
    That Adobe will just walk away from ~$400 million/yr in software sales. From a quick persual of Adobe's most recent annual report and 10-K filings, I figure that's about how much Adobe makes a year from Mac software. This leads me to a question:

    What do call a CEO who makes the decision to chop $400 million off his company's profits?

    Unemployed.

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    1. Re:So the logic here is by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the theory is that if Windows binaries run on MacOS, but not vice versa, and Adobe customers don't really have anywhere else to go, then Adobe is not seriously risking much of their gross sales, but their margins go way up. In effect, any cross platform glitches become Apple's problem.

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    2. Re:So the logic here is by vertinox · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do call a CEO who makes the decision to chop $400 million off his company's profits?

      Carly Fiorina

      Well... And unemployed.

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    3. Re:So the logic here is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What do call a CEO who makes the decision to chop $400 million off his company's profits?"

      MacNealy?

    4. Re:So the logic here is by kmo · · Score: 1
      That Adobe will just walk away from ~$400 million/yr in software sales.

      I think you misunderstand the supposition. If Apple can indeed run Windows applications at native speed under OS/X on the Intel based Macs, then Adobe can sell Apple customers Photoshop and still get the $400 million/year in revenue by selling them the Windows version. Adobe then avoids the Mac development costs and actually saves money.

    5. Re:So the logic here is by puregen1us · · Score: 1

      You think that all those dedicated Adobe users wouldn't just buy the Windows version to run on their Macs that now run Windows?

      The people who really spend the money on Adobe software will buy it regardless. Yes, they might prefer a Mac version, but if it isn't there they will buy the Windows version instead.

    6. Re:So the logic here is by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      and the small players who have proper mac support come to the front and the entire platform migrates away from adobe

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    7. Re:So the logic here is by rocketjam · · Score: 1

      I believe Bruce Chizen recently said that almost half of Adobe's revenue comes from their Mac software. (Could be mistaken, it may have been half the revenue the get from the Creative Suite apps).

    8. Re:So the logic here is by sun10384 · · Score: 1

      Unemployed with a golden parachute.

    9. Re:So the logic here is by egghat · · Score: 1

      If you get that high, you'll never be completely unemployed ...

      Todays news: Carly Fiorina to join board of heavyweight chipmaker Taiwan Semi. And she's a member of the board at Cisco too. And I guess she has some other seats too ...

      Bye egghat.

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  5. Hope not by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really hope that Apple doesn't do what Cringley suggests and even if they do that it is squashed by the state department responsible for mergers and acquisitions, since:
        - Apple needs some healthy competition in this domain
        - Even though I am a Mac user, having a competitor in the PC domain also helps Apple keep on their toes
        - Adobe bought Macromedia, so in this field Apple would near a potential monopoly.

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    1. Re:Hope not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple needs some healthy competition in this domain

      What domain? Apple makes an iShop? What product does apple produce that currently competes with anything by Adobe?

    2. Re:Hope not by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 1

      Final Cut Pro (v. Adobe's Premiere) and Aperture (v. Lightroom) immediately spring to mind. The domain, of course, being "creative tools."

    3. Re:Hope not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Premiere is a joke compared to Final Cut in professional World.

      First and most important problem: AVI based.

      Lightroom didn't make professionals happy too. When will they admit the pros does not need such tools? Yes, it sounded like a nice idea but in real world,it failed. Simple as that.

    4. Re:Hope not by muyuubyou · · Score: 1

      AVI is, just like MOV, a mere encapsulation.

    5. Re:Hope not by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      They are very different. Yes they are packages but very different packages. Comparing Mov (pro) to AVI is like comparing Betacam SP to Beta.

      Ask any video pro.

      (I was the AC btw)

    6. Re:Hope not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The analogy is flawed since they both can hold any resolution and quality. The only difference is in software compatibility.

      I don't have to ask any video pro, I've programmed codecs myself.

      Of course, if your team is stuck with MOV, then AVI isn't worth scrap to you, but it's not the format to blame.

    7. Re:Hope not by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      We do HD Editing on AVID and it is Mov based. Our editors have very big problems with the timing/time code and sync on AVI.

      AVI is a real ill started format from start. It is always, always has been Windows spesific. Microsoft does nothing but abuses their monopoly and bribes companies like Adobe to keep it alive. Result: Excellent Matrox Workstations are not bought because they are Premiere/AVI based.

      Same fate is shared by Wmedia format. Those pages suggesting to use wmedia instead of quicktime/sorenson or even the legendary SheerVideo are making whole industry laugh.

      http://www.apple.com/quicktime/resources/component s.html

  6. Gates Obliges Jobs by Illbay · · Score: 4, Funny
    Steve wants Windows applications to run like crazy on his hybrid platform but to look like crap.

    Well, it's up to Jobs to make sure of the former, but MS has already done what it can to accomplish that latter.

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    1. Re:Gates Obliges Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, flash over substance. More lucite, Steve.

  7. Dvorak/Cringely + Apple/Google by interiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's starting to become a cliche for Dvorak or Cringely to postulate on possible future moves by Apple or Google, and the crazier their suggestions, the more internet posters get riled up, and the more traffic gets driven to their site. Do they really have to pander to the lowest among internet posters?

    1. Re:Dvorak/Cringely + Apple/Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do they really have to pander to the lowest among internet posters?

      Yes.

    2. Re:Dvorak/Cringely + Apple/Google by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I usually come to the discussions arising from these two trolls' articles, and I often even post, but I gave up clicking on the links to read their articles well over a year ago. I suggest everyone else does the same too.

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    3. Re:Dvorak/Cringely + Apple/Google by aaronhaley · · Score: 1

      Thank you so much for this post. It's exactly what I would have said. I'm so tired of the two of them pulling things out of their a$$ for no reason other than to drive up traffice, IMHO. Dvorak even said so much on TWIT a while back, what does it matter it pulls people to my site. If people would stop posting about it and acting outraged then perhaps they would quit.

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    4. Re:Dvorak/Cringely + Apple/Google by mac84 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah cringley and Dvorak only post this drivel to drive traffic on their web sites. just like Slashdot and all the other news sites that have already posted Cringley/Apple/Adobe headlines today. But it's fun to read and dissect wild speculation. Otherwise there wouldn't be so many posts on /. to this column.

    5. Re:Dvorak/Cringely + Apple/Google by MyNameIsEarl · · Score: 1
      I usually come to the discussions arising from these two trolls' articles, and I often even post, but I gave up clicking on the links to read their articles well over a year ago. I suggest everyone else does the same too.
      To take your idea one step further, if no one on Slashdot would comment on these articles from Cringely, Dvorak, etc. then maybe the editors would not post them and the world could be a happier place.
    6. Re:Dvorak/Cringely + Apple/Google by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Well, Cringley is a troll just for the pleasure of it. You'll notice that there are no advertisements on his page, thus page hits aren't doing much but costing PBS a little bandwith.

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    7. Re:Dvorak/Cringely + Apple/Google by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I disagree. I've found some interesting discussions come out of these articles (usually things that should technically be marked as 'off topic,' but are more 'interesting' or 'insightful' than the actual topic so escape). Ideally, I would post Dvorak and Cringely articles with no link.

      An anonymous coward write: 'Cringely has said something else monumentally stupid today. Let's all laugh at him for a bit. It was probably about Apple buying or being bought be some other company. Oh, and running Windows on a Linux kernel using WINE to emulate the FPU as the new MacOS (who knows what goes on in his brain to make that make sense). If you really want to RTFA, learn to use Google.'

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    8. Re:Dvorak/Cringely + Apple/Google by interiot · · Score: 1
      It can still be about ego... if I could get thousands of people to remember my name and discuss what I tell them I think is important, that would definitely give me a bit of an ego boost.

      (eg. bloggers spend a lot of personal time writing, with the sole purpose of becoming popular (at least in the beginning, it's more about popularity than it is ad revenue))

  8. Revenue vs. Profit by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What do call a CEO who makes the decision to chop $400 million off his company's profits?

    Although I agree with your sentiment, it's worth pointing out that $400M in revenue -- which would be sales figures -- does not translate into $400M in profit.

    Unless of course you're engaging in a little Enron-style math, that is. Software companies may have high margins, but they're not 100%.

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    1. Re:Revenue vs. Profit by noewun · · Score: 1

      You're right: lazy typing by me. The sentiment still stands, tho: Adobe makes a shitload of money off the Mac, and given Apple's entrenchment in desktop publusing/pre-press/design, it's as close to a guaranteed revenue stream as you can get. Steve Jobs may be a pain in the ass, but in the business world you learn to deal with pain in the ass clients and take their money.

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    2. Re:Revenue vs. Profit by dietrollemdefender · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The sentiment still stands, tho: Adobe makes a shitload of money off the Mac, and given Apple's entrenchment in desktop publusing/pre-press/design, it's as close to a guaranteed revenue stream as you can get. Steve Jobs may be a pain in the ass, but in the business world you learn to deal with pain in the ass clients and take their money.

      Not necessarily - I haven't looked at the filings you've mentioned - I gotta go soon. But a coulple of things to look for:

      How much are those sales costing Appl. Yeah, they're getting $400 million revenue, but are they spending more than $400 million in expenses - cost of goods sold, fixed costs, etc... to make that $400 M?

      Maybe the ROI they're making on those sales isn't worth it. If you use that capital to make even more than $400 mill., then it'd be better to make the money work elsewhere.

    3. Re:Revenue vs. Profit by noewun · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Maybe the ROI they're making on those sales isn't worth it. If you use that capital to make even more than $400 mill., then it'd be better to make the money work elsewhere.

      Maybe. I have no way of knowing what it costs Adobe to make Mac software, but I would imagine it isn't too high: all of Adobe's Mac products are Carbon/Codewarrior: I think Photoshop CS2 is, essentially, Photoshop 7 tarted up with some new features. Certainly 7 was the last version which could be called a must-have upgrade, and there is very little you can do in CS 2 which you can't do in 7. But this is begining to trend into another thread, which is what I see as Adobe's slow and steady quality decline.

      Now, considering that the next versions of Adobe's stuff for the Mac has to be seriously reworked, maybe they are looking at their bottom line and thinking if it's worth it. Were I Adobe I'd be careful, though, as I think that both InDesign and Illustrator are targets for someone who would write a proper OS X app using Apple's CoreImage stuff.

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  9. Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the article:
    There's only one way to make that happen for sure, and that's for Apple to buy Adobe. Apple has the stock, they have the cash -- such a purchase would effectively cost Apple nothing, the market would like it so well.
    Uhhhhh... "cost Apple nothing," eh? Last I checked, Adobe's market cap was $23.65 billion. Apple's is not quite $60 billion. Just how much cash and stock does Cringely figure Apple wants to throw around?
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    1. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak by mrtortoise · · Score: 1

      FWIW, selling price does not equal market cap.

      You could say it wouldn't cost them anything, it would just be a reallocation of resources and income might be expected to offset expenses.

    2. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak by tonywong · · Score: 1

      I think the market cap issue is the only thing keeping Apple from buying Adobe. On the other hand, I bet Adobe will not stray from Apple since Steve Jobs most likely talked to Bruce Chizen and 'told' him, 'the moment Adobe moves away from Mac software development is the moment when Apple releases a Photoshop competitor for Windows and Mac.'

    3. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak by Cujo · · Score: 1

      Apple doesn't like to go deeply into debt, so it would have to be a stock swap. Adobe has good earnings, so it might be doable. With the right deal, the Apple share price would stay about the same.

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    4. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Is there any other number that bears a closer relationship to selling price? A company's market cap is what the market believes a company to be worth. Multiply all outstanding shares by the share price, and that is what a company is worth at any given moment.

      Now, sure, the actual price paid for a company can diverge upwards or downwards from that, based on many factors. But if you don't start with market cap, how do you value a company?

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    5. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Correct. Selling price is usually higher than market cap. The takeover premium is typically about 10%-15%, which would put it way above what Apple could afford.

  10. Wow. by neoshroom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think this is the first time Cringley is on to something. What he is onto isn't this Apple buying Adobe thing though. Its the following quote from the article stub:

    Steve wants Windows applications to run like crazy on his hybrid platform but to look like crap. In his heart of hearts, he'd still like to beat Microsoft on the merits, not just by leveraging some clever loophole.

    OS X running Windows apps in ugly gray, thats what he is onto. Its coming.

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    1. Re:Wow. by Bogtha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, he's still missing the point.

      In his heart of hearts, he'd still like to beat Microsoft on the merits, not just by leveraging some clever loophole.

      No, "in his heart of hearts", he doesn't really care about Microsoft, because Apple compete against Dell and all the other hardware vendors. OS X is a differentiator in the hardware market, not a core product that they are competing against Microsoft with. Intel & Bootcamp fits nicely into that strategy, and I suspect he wouldn't care if 90% of the people who bought Macs ran Windows, because that 90% will have chosen Apple over Dell.

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    2. Re:Wow. by drgroove · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree completely. If Apple has access to the API as Cringley has stated in his past two articles, Apple in theory could enable OSX to launch WinXP apps inside a process similar to how it ran "Classic Mode" for OS9 apps. Imagine that, though - WinXP apps running inside OSX without XP itself running.

      Given that Vista isn't due until '07, and most orgs are still running apps from the Win2k days, being able to run Win2k/XP apps w/in a more secure OS would certainly be an attractive offering.

    3. Re:Wow. by the+linux+geek · · Score: 1

      You're wrong about Classic. In Classic, Mac OS 9 is actually running. If OS X were to run XP apps like it runs OS 9 apps, it would require an actual installation of XP.

    4. Re:Wow. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      OS X running Windows apps in ugly gray, thats what he is onto. Its coming.

      A monochrome Windows desktop would surely look better than all this cartoon crap they've been shoving at us since XP came out. The first thing I do with an XP machine is convert it to the 'classic' look (and turn off animations & sounds).

      Don't forget the awesome 'Platinum' scheme OS 9 had - that was a nice look.

    5. Re:Wow. by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Informative

      If Apple has access to the API as Cringley has stated in his past two articles, Apple in theory could enable OSX to launch WinXP apps inside a process similar to how it ran "Classic Mode" for OS9 apps.

      In theory, yes. In practice, the Win32 API is very, very big. If you want any kind of application compatibility, you need to implement:

      - OLE / COM / DCOM
      - MFC
      - DirectX (DirectShow, DirectPlay, Direct3D, etc.)
      - The .NET CLR
      - Internet Explorer (many apps depend on it)
      - 100s of standard controls (e.g. ListView, etc)
      - The Registry
      - User Profiles

      The Wine project knows just how difficult this is. There's nothing magic about having API documentation - it's still a huge amount of reimplementation and compatibility work to create a product that is probably less compatible than Windows Vista will be (which runs most Windows 95 apps fine).

    6. Re:Wow. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      I totally agree!

      Oh, wait. You said he's onto something.

      I first read that as he was on something.

      Nevermind.

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    7. Re:Wow. by jafac · · Score: 1

      OS X running Windows apps in ugly gray, thats what he is onto. Its coming.

      Already there. It's called Virtual PC.
      And yes - Windows does look absolutely horrid in comparison to OS X.

      Even better, when I use Expose, to lay out all of my windows, and see the VPC window smoothly slide down to it's mosaic spot on the screen alongside all the spiffy OS X app windows.

      And then, in the end, I realize WHY I'm even running Windows in VPC and suffering the terrible performance hit: My company's VPN software doesn't have a Mac OS X version.

      Q: How bad would Windows have to look before I'd choose not to run it?
      A: No matter how ugly or slow or insecure or buggy it is - I *have* to run it, so I can use my company's VPN.

      Dual boot Macs, and even virtual machine macs, will not solve this fundamental problem that ISV's are fucking assholes and write Windows-only software.

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    8. Re:Wow. by jafac · · Score: 1

      Not really likely.

      Many Windows Apps are going to require a minimum set of Windows services, a registry, an NTFS file system, event logging system, etc. Apple may be able to implement a Win32 API subsystem that will run on OS X - but that's not going to solve the greater issue that many modern Windows apps using Microsoft's API are very tightly bound into (and therefore dependent upon) a running Windows OS, and all it's byzantine subsystems.

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    9. Re:Wow. by captaineo · · Score: 1

      Supporting Windows applications on OSX might backfire against Apple.

      OS/2 was killed in part by its ability to run Windows programs. Developers stopped writing OS/2 software because they figured everyone could just run the Windows version. This helped Microsoft more than it helped IBM.

      If Apple implemented Windows-on-OSX, it would be great for users in the short run, but might hubble OSX in the long run. Many developers with cross-platform projects would drop their OSX versions, leaving Apple with no way to attract new customers with OSX-specific innovations.

    10. Re:Wow. by norite · · Score: 1

      I go one step further - I wipe Ex Pee completely and install something else :o)

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    11. Re:Wow. by sobachatina · · Score: 1
      which runs most Windows 95 apps fine

      Does it really?

      I have a binder full of old educational games for my kids that were made for win95 and win98. I have yet to get a single one of them to run under XP (or wine for that matter)

    12. Re:Wow. by arminw · · Score: 1

      (.....because Apple compete against Dell....)

      Some AC made some rather un-nice comments about that statement. However. it is like saying that BMW competes with Yugo or Hyundai. Even with Apple computers running Windows, it has already been demonstrated that they do so extremely well. Allowing Windows users to still use their investment and comfort in their existing software on a Mac and then compare OSX is a smart move. When (not if) their Windows partition is infested with malware, after a few months or so, while the OSX remains clean, will convince many to buy their new or upgrade software for OSX. ISV's will begin to notice that and the amount of choice for OSX will increase. With Apple's move to Intel, it is possible. for the first time, to compare the three leading OS systems on the SAME machine. It is not far fetched to say that OSX may eventually come out as the winner there, especially if the final release of VISTA really does turn out to be not much more than XP SP4.

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    13. Re:Wow. by arminw · · Score: 1

      (....Windows in VPC and suffering the terrible performance hit....)

      It is likely that MS will update VPC for the new Intel Macs. When they do, the performance hit will be very small, since the processor emulation is what slows down VPC on the PPC Macs. MS will sell many copies of Windows for those who MUST run some Windows only software. As many present Windows users get a taste of the stable, malware free nature of OSX, a significant number of them may demand Mac ports from recalcitrant ISVs. They will smell money in the Mac OSX market and more software will work also on OSX, just as most popular software does already, except for games.

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    14. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methinks you don't understand how classic actually works.

      Virtual Machine + hooks inside MacOS 9 to tell MacOS X where to "mask" windows from the OS9 screen buffer.

      Pretty ingenious in its simplicity, a few minor alterations to the old OS's window manager, a virtual machine, and a bit of glue code, done.

    15. Re:Wow. by jafac · · Score: 1

      It is likely that MS will update VPC for the new Intel Macs.

      I'm not counting on it. Why would they, if Cringely is correct? I'm not saying he is, but if Apple bundles "a better windows emulator" - I don't know why anyone would buy VPC. I sure as hell wouldn't - but then I'm stuck in PPC-land, so I won't be able to take advantage of such built-in Windows emulators, real or imagined.

      When they do, the performance hit will be very small,

      I realize that, and on the one hand, I salivate at the prospect, mainly for the versatility of OS X as a development platform (especially if Apple will let us run Linux in virtualization also). On the other hand, the shiny new dual G5 Power Mac sitting under my desk is now obsolete :(

      since the processor emulation is what slows down VPC on the PPC Macs.

      Oh, it's worse than that: older versions of VPC on PPC would emulate the intel instruction set, but also have to translate the code stream from little-endian to big-endian. Since the 601/604/G3/G4 families of Power PCs were bi-endian, this was a fairly trivial operation. But since the 601/604/G3/G4 had a FSB that was about 3 generations behind the rest of the computing world, emulation was still barely acceptable, performance-wise. Then, the G5 came along, with it's adequate FSB, and decent clock speeds. And for some idiotic brain-dead reason, IBM crippled the G5 by taking this endian-conversion operation out. When you first tried to run your old version of PPC on a shiny new G5, you got a warning that said "this processor is not supported" (obviously, Connectix *knew* this was going to happen long before IBM delivered). Then VPC 7 came out, which was capable of doing this little-endian to big-endian translation on the fly. With a terrible terrible performance hit. It's actually almost usable on a high-end G4. VPC is the emulation product that was perpetually "almost good enough". Personally, I think Connectix scammed the crap out of Microsoft to get them to buy them. In the end Apple gave IBM a mighty F-U, maybe the endian conversion thing was part of that, I know I was mightily annoyed, because other than this one thing, the Dual G5 is a kick-ass platform. (unless you're trying to build a laptop off one. . . ) Now it's obsolete. I know this because I know Apple's practices, and I know that inside of 5 years, they're going to be shipping critical software that won't run on a G5, universal binary or no. I lived through the 68k->PPC transition. Technically, it was a good thing. But in terms of stretching hardware to the usable limit, it caused many good Macs to be shitcanned before their time. And I also know that I'm not going to be buying an intel Mac any time soon, because 1. Macs are too expensive for me to buy more often than every 5 years, I was hoping this G5 would last 10. and 2. Apple's first couple of generations of hardware typically sucks until they get it right. (still smarting from that sucktacular 601 PPC 7100). And if MacFixit and other sites are right, there's all kinds of little wierd problems that Apple still hasn't ironed out of their first couple of attempts at intel Macs. Though I have no doubt they'll eventually get it right - probably not before they make my G5 unsupported though.

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    16. Re:Wow. by arminw · · Score: 1

      (.....probably not before they make my G5 unsupported though......)

      I know what you are talking about, since I too have a G5 just like you do. Computer obsolescence is just a fact of life though. Nevertheless, I have been able to find dedicated uses of old Mac computer iron. An old Color Classic works very well as a very capable multi-messgage phone answering and fax machine, sitting quietly humming in a corner 24/7. My Titanium 500Mhz PB has been turned into a permanent video player hooked to a projector for large screen movie shows. A Wallstreet PB is used to access old optical and other 3.5" SCSI disks that still have data on them needed occasionally. Both old laptops still boot OS9 for some nostalgic old games, such as the still very popular (at our house anyway) Starwars podracing games and Maelstrom.

      So save your pennies for a shiny new Mac in the future, when it will no longer support some of the cool stuff you may want to do then, but also think about some things you can use those old computers for until their hardware finally dies.

      I think it is in MS best interest to come out with a good new upgrade of VPC, bundled with their latest version of Windows (Vista?) They could sell this for the normal retail price of a full version of Windows, which is required now to use Bootcamp. Having ALL current software, OSX, Windows and Linux able to run on a single computer simultaneously should be very compelling for many users. I doubt though that Apple would ever sell or pre-install Windows, since then they'd also inherit all its support headaches. Their object is to sell hardware and I think they will sell a lot of Macs.

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    17. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does apple not compete with dell? Both make some expensive computers, and some cheap computers. Does it mater all that much to all or even most consumers that apple puts a lot more effort into their part of the manufacturing process and charges more for it? You can't compare them with cars, no car manufacturer has a selection of cars of all speeds/performance levels and prices which are all crude, uncomfortable and unreliable or all well designed, comfortable and reliable.

  11. Hey Cringely by everphilski · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you and Dvorak are snuggled up in bed at night thinking up these crazy ideas how do you decide who gets which idea to write about the next day?

    -Curious on Slashdot

    1. Re:Hey Cringely by Winterblink · · Score: 2, Funny

      The same way they decide who gets to be the giver: coin toss.

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  12. "There's no demand for a Windows version..." by network23 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Apple co-founded Adobe and owned part of Adobe.

    This would be the perfect deal. And then the sweet "sorry, we're cancelling Photoshop for Windows since there is no demand for a PC version".

    They have done that before too.

    We live in interesting times. And I love it.

    1. Re:"There's no demand for a Windows version..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple did not co-found adobe.

      Apple put adobe on the map when they licensed postscript for their laserwriter back in 1985, but this is far from co-founding them.

    2. Re:"There's no demand for a Windows version..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple co-founded Adobe and owned part of Adobe.

      source?

    3. Re:"There's no demand for a Windows version..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adobe sells more Windows versions of its applications than Mac versions. That massive 90%+ market share tends to have something to do with it.

      Burn.

    4. Re:"There's no demand for a Windows version..." by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 1
      Adobe sells more Windows versions of its applications than Mac versions. That massive 90%+ market share tends to have something to do with it.
      Sorry. The original poster obviously meant "...there is no demand for a PC version from people with talent."
      Burn.
      Oh snap oh snap.
    5. Re:"There's no demand for a Windows version..." by jafac · · Score: 2, Informative

      This would be the perfect deal. And then the sweet "sorry, we're cancelling Photoshop for Windows since there is no demand for a PC version".

      While that would be sweet revenge, Adobe switched a while back from developing Photoshop in Code Warrior on a Mac, and then porting to Windows, to developing Photoshop in Visual Studio on a PC, and porting to Mac.

      Cutting the Windows version of Photoshop would be rather painful transition of their code-base at this point.

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    6. Re:"There's no demand for a Windows version..." by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      Since they now are doing all coding in all XCode, from CodeWarrior with A LOT of cruft in the Photoshop code, they already are in a world of pain. It'll pass, but just now it's probably the most stress-filled office campus in the US.

    7. Re:"There's no demand for a Windows version..." by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Since they now are doing all coding in all XCode, from CodeWarrior with A LOT of cruft in the Photoshop code, they already are in a world of pain. It'll pass, but just now it's probably the most stress-filled office campus in the US.

      Oh, I don't know ... dollars to doughnuts there are some pretty stressed-out individuals on the Vista team right now.

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  13. Crap by Moby+Cock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is crap. Apple is not trying to dominate the desktop market. They are trying, and succeeding at producing very desirable products. Apple has carved out their boutique image carefully and they do NOT want to be another Dell. Apple is making alot of profit right now. They do not want to be the new Microsoft+Dell. Jobs would like his vision of the way OSs and computers "should be" to dominate, but he is not trying to position Apple to do this.

    1. Re:Crap by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      They are trying, and succeeding at producing very desirable products.

      Well, I'm not sure "desirable" is the right word when only 3% of the market wants them (the Mac, certainly the iPod is more popular).

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    2. Re:Crap by larkost · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the car analogy... but I guess that BMWs are not desirable because they don't own most of the market... you are confusing the word 'desire' with the word 'purchase'.

    3. Re:Crap by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Desirable doesn't really imply a large market share.Many people find a nice hot curry desirable but still I'd say curry makes up a relatively small percentage of the varieties of food consumned on a daily basis in the UK.

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    4. Re:Crap by Arandir · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine hates Windows, but says he can't switch because he has thousands of dollars invested in Windows-only software. What software is this? Photo and video editing...

      He is one person who wants a Mac, but has been convinced by Microsoft/Dell/PC-World that he is unable to. There are lots of people like this. They've been led to believe that they can't switch because: it's too expensive, it doesn't do what you want, it's hard to find software, you don't wear the right sandals, you don't belong to the correct political party, etc, etc.

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    5. Re:Crap by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Have you told your friend about Bootcamp and Parallels?

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    6. Re:Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, you're taking that entirely out of context.

      That is a percentage of people willing to spend around $3000 for Apple's low-end PowerMac, when they could build a very comparably equipped Windows/Intel computer for at least $1000 less. I know, I've been doing it for years; the Pentium 4 I put together for about $1400 in 2002 still does well alongside more modern machines (OEMs especially - they're awful these days). I also own a 2ghz iMac G5, partly because I like the design and partly because the $1400 I paid was in the right range.

      And I generally spend what it takes to get the level of quality or set of quirks I want when it comes to computers and electronics (without being a chronic one-upper or gadget freak either of course). If I'm making that kind of statement, can you imagine what the cheapskates shopping for those $400 Dell/Compaq/eMachine/etc boxes and expecting to play their old 3.5" Doom2 era games are saying?

      The fact is, Apple charges a premium price and that alot of what's limiting their marketshare. I really like OSX so far and I'd really rather Apple go for quality over over quantity. But to say their product isn't desirable at all is going WAY out on a limb and ignoring everything but some fuzzy statistics is intellectually dishonest at best and FUD otherwise.

    7. Re:Crap by Arandir · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter. He is in denial. He has been told by too many people that he can't do it. It doesn't matter how much he trusts me and my technical expertise, there are too many idiots on the other side saying he can't.

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  14. The merged company name will be . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Taking the "A" from Adobe and the "pple" from Apple.

    1. Re:The merged company name will be . . . by Lothsahn · · Score: 1

      I'd rather take the "Appl" from Apple and the "e" from Adobe...

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    2. Re:The merged company name will be . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds one of the merger of Adobe and Aldus. At that time, they took the "A" from Aldus and the "dobe" from Adobe.

    3. Re:The merged company name will be . . . by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

      Come on... Adopple is a cool name! Appobe too!

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    4. Re:The merged company name will be . . . by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Thank god - I expected Adople.

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    5. Re:The merged company name will be . . . by l-ascorbic · · Score: 1

      It's highly unlikely that Adobe shareholders would accept a name with only a single character taken from the popular Adobe name. It's far more likely that the name would take both the "A" and the "e" from Adobe, and the "ppl" from Apple as an infix. This 2:3 split is more likely to satisfy shareholders and leverage the goodwill associated with the Adobe brand.

  15. Apple on its quest to desktop dominance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eh, what? seriously, i can barely make it past Apple on its quest to desktop dominance without laughing. dominance? even steve jobs can't be thinking that. if it's dominance they want, they need vaste changes. the peak of there success outside of iPod is a niche player that is secluded into the business world of being the art or marketing dept pc's. they are so far from desktop dominance that they are not even in the same country that the road to desktop dominance is in. I'm not going to read the article if that's a 'highlight', geez i feel like i'd know more about apple if i just got drunk and pounded my head on a wall.

  16. Re:PLEASE GIVE US A CRINGELY SECTION by jamie · · Score: 3, Informative
    "it's no longer reasonable to ask us to just scroll past them"

    Yeah, it actually is :)

  17. Like 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 keyboards... by jmonty · · Score: 0

    ... Cringley might actually have hit on something here. Right now, Microsoft holds the Office suite over Apple's head. Maybe this will give Apple something to hold on Microsoft. But there are a couple of things I can't imagine:

    1) Apple hiring people to write software for Windows.

    2) Adobe actually being willing to sell. Well, at least not without a fight.

    1. Re:Like 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 keyboards... by Cochonou · · Score: 1

      Isn't iTunes already ported to Windows ? If so, I figure Apple has already hired some people to work on Windows.

    2. Re:Like 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 keyboards... by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 2

      "1) Apple hiring people to write software for Windows."

      That has already happened, which is why you have iTunes and QuickTime for Windows.

      "2) Adobe actually being willing to sell. Well, at least not without a fight."

      Why wouldn't they? They're close to Apple, the corporate culture appears to be very similar, and Apple just announce major plans for a 50 acre, $700 million expansion. Why do you suppose they need all that extra space? Their business has tripled in the last five years but it certainly appears as if they have a big need to add thousands of new employees.

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    3. Re:Like 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 keyboards... by podperson · · Score: 1

      Apple currently has thousands of people working in offices scattered around Cupertino. When folks on related projects need to meet they have to be bused around the place. Apple can justify its new campus simply in terms of consolidating existing operations.

      Probably the best thing about Apple and Adobe merging might be the impact on XCode / Cocoa. The more folks inside Apple there are lobbying for Apple's development platform to serve real needs (including cross-platform development) the better those tools will get.

      The downside will be the impact on clearly overlapping product lines... E.g. what happens with respect to Motion / After Effects / Shake / Final Cut Pro etc.? Still, if discreet can get by with so many mutually redundant products, I guess Apple can.

      Don't hold your breath.

    4. Re:Like 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 keyboards... by zoomzit · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, Apple is expanding, but it isn't for the Adobe folks. Adobe has a huge and very nice campus 10 miles from Apple. If Apple did buy Adobe, they'd keep the Adobe people where they are at.



      If you drive around Cupertino, you will see that Apple is renting a massive amount of office space for their workers because they can't fit everyone at Infinite Loop. Most of the new space Apple is buying will be for their existing people, not because they need to fit in a new group of people after a merger.



      If anything, Apple announcing the new campus points AGAINST Apple buying adobe. If Apple bought Adobe, Apple would also have access to Adobe's "not nearly full" campus and could house the excess Apple employees there, instead of blowing $700 Mil on the expansion.

    5. Re:Like 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 keyboards... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      The Apple expansion isn't just for future business expansion. Currently, they're renting all available office space in Cupertino, and are having to rent space farther afield. They need office space for the current employees.

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  18. Knock it off with the Cringely slashvertisements. by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm serious. Taco, you want us to invest in Slashdot's next-gen CSS look and feel but every time someone submits a Dvorak/Cringely Apple troll it can't get greenlighted fast enough?

    We can't polish a turd, guys. If this site's supposed to be Fark Technica, just say so.

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  19. Yes, we need another Shake / Logic Pro by Animaether · · Score: 1

    /sarcasm

  20. Why Do What MS Has Done? by dakirw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Apple bought Adobe, then they'd effectively be pursuing a strategy similar to Microsoft's - trying to control all major app vendors for the respective OS. It'd be costly for one thing, and might discourage other vendors from building on the platform. Not a great idea, in my opinion. Apple probably wants all the developer mindshare that they can get, but doing this is more Borg-like than anything else.

    1. Re:Why Do What MS Has Done? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      If Apple bought Adobe, then they'd effectively be pursuing a strategy similar to Microsoft's - trying to control all major app vendors for the respective OS. It'd be costly for one thing, and might discourage other vendors from building on the platform. Not a great idea, in my opinion.

      Actually, buying Adobe, rather than competing directly with them, would likely encourage developers and vendors. Most companies (and employees of companies) would not mind being acquired by Apple. Most investors would love to hitch their cart to Apple's climbing stock values. The fact that Apple doesn't routinely buy out their developers actually discourages development. Apple has a habit of developing the same sort of tech in house, and just leaving developers in the cold. There are a hundred companies right now who are positioning themselves to be purchased by Cisco or Juniper. There are a thousand hoping to be bought by Microsoft or IBM. Being bought out is like winning a small lottery. Your stock is now worth something Whoo Hoo! Employees with shares make some real dough. The guys at the top get a big payoff and a place to sit until they find the next startup or smaller company to hop on.

      So I strongly disagree with your sentiment. On the other hand, I'm not sure that Adobe is the best bang for the buck. Their development seems a huge mess, with acquired software from many sources, overlapping products, half-dead and zombie software, and MS just starting to look at killing some of their core market. It might be a good buy, but it could also be a really bad buy. One of the things I'm surprised Apple hasn't done is bought a game company and started a games division. Just have a pile of Mac exclusive titles would be a big PR win for them, and should they introduce the ability to run Windows software at close to native speeds they could then boast a larger stable of both games and other applications than the Windows world provides. It seems almost like a given that they would buy up a few game companies. When MS bought Bungie was a dark day for the Mac platform. I suspect it is Jobs holding that back, with some idea that Macs are supposed to be general purpose machines and games are for consoles.

  21. So which is it? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    So which is it that gets so many Cringley (and Dovorak) columns posted here when everyone smart enough to point, click, and bookmark can locate the originals:

    1: That nobody reads Cringley until he's posted to Slashdot?

    2: Everyone reads Cringley, and just wants a forum to spout off about it afterwards?

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  22. Apple desktop market share: 3.1% by Animats · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Apple's desktop market share is only 3.1%. That's lower than five years ago. Apple's "quest to desktop dominance" is not going anywhere.

    1. Re:Apple desktop market share: 3.1% by j79 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      FTA: The biggest winner: Apple, which gained nearly a full percentage point in market share after reporting a 43% increase in unit shipments. The full PC Review: January 2006 report is available from IDC.

      It may be lower than 5 years ago, but the future is looking quite good...

    2. Re:Apple desktop market share: 3.1% by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 1

      This is like what, the third time you've posted market share as spurious proof of installed user base here? From an article actually using those statistics to point a resurgence in sales?

      Could I then say that Windows-only body dynamics plugin whose market share is a miniscule fraction of the installed cross-platform Poser/DAZstudio user base is also, therefore, "not going anywhere"?

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    3. Re:Apple desktop market share: 3.1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nice. Except for one thing. The very article you linked to says ...
      The biggest winner: Apple, which gained nearly a full percentage point in market share after reporting a 43% increase in unit shipments.
      How does that square with your ascertion their "quest" is not going anywhere? It's not desktop dominance now, but last time I checked gaining means you are going somewhere.

      This all, of course, ignores that Apple Computer doesn't have the goal of desktop dominance.
    4. Re:Apple desktop market share: 3.1% by Arandir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what? Their actual installed base is much much higher than five years ago. When the market itself is growing, you don't need to take the whole pie to grow. Sheesh.

      Besides, Apple's goal is not to dominate the desktop.

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    5. Re:Apple desktop market share: 3.1% by MrDiablerie · · Score: 1

      You also have to remember that Macs tend to last longer than PCs do so Mac users tend to upgrade less often than PC users.

    6. Re:Apple desktop market share: 3.1% by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Apple's desktop market share is only 3.1%. That's lower than five years ago. Apple's "quest to desktop dominance" is not going anywhere.

      Who is to say that is their goal? I thought the main goal of most companies is to be profitable and to grow their sales numbers and Apple has done both. Their percentage of the market has dropped because the overall market grew faster than their sales numbers growth. You make the common mistake to assume that an increase or decrease in marketshared percentage is directly related to an increase or decrease in sales numbers.

      It is perfectly possible for a company to gain marketshare percentage but see a decrease in sales number year over year if the overall market shrinks. The inverse is also possible if the market grows faster than the growth of the company.

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    7. Re:Apple desktop market share: 3.1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Could I then say that Windows-only body dynamics plugin whose market share is a miniscule fraction of the installed cross-platform Poser/DAZstudio user base is also, therefore, "not going anywhere"?

      Yes. Absolutely. Nobody has a flipping clue what you're talking about, and if this plugin suddenly disappeared from the face of the earth no one would even blink. So the output of tacky computer generated bodies decreased slightly for a few weeks. Nothing. Meaningless.

  23. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak NO COST by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    cost Apple nothing," eh? Last I checked, Adobe's market cap was $23.65 billion. Apple's is not quite $60 billion.

    If Adobe stock were converted to new Apple shares that properly reflect the increased value of Apple + Adobe, it would cost them the amount of printing the new certificates and mailing them, which is essentially nothing. That assumes a friendly takeover/merger.

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  24. Re:Crap - Reading SJ's Mind by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Interesting
    they do NOT want to be another Dell.

    And you've read Steve Job's mind on this. That he'd rather have tiny market share than be the biggest PC retailer (remember Apple is a hardware vendor) in the world. Yeah, that's the Steve we know -- thinking small as usual.

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  25. I want Display PostScript NOW!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Apple:

    Enclosed is a check for your next laptop offering OS X and Display PostScript...

    Please fill in the required amount in the two blank areas of the check...

    Thank you,

    A Mac/NeXT/BSD Fan Forever

    1. Re:I want Display PostScript NOW!!!! by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Exactly, especially because 'Display PostScript' was so awesome when I first saw it back in 1989. It rocks!

      Ok, just following the fun, I know that OSX actually uses a newer form of PDF that is closer in capabilities to GDI+.

      Windows 16/32 GDI
                  =Display Postrscript

      Windows 2000/XP GDI+
                  =OSX Quartz 2D (PDF)

      Windows Vista WPF
                  =Nothing Yet :(

    2. Re:I want Display PostScript NOW!!!! by msandersen · · Score: 1

      I suppose it was meant as a troll, but if you were a fan of NeXT and Macs, you'd know they replaced DisplayPostscript with DisplayPDF, which is Quartz. It has better color and font management among other things, though not as programmable. It's the graphics engine that Microsoft is trying so hard to emulate in Vista, among other things. The switch was probably because of Adobe's licensing; PDF has a less restrictive copyright stipulation. Apple has no reason to go backward on this, no matter how big your check.

  26. John C. Dvorak acquired by Robert X. Cringley by drix · · Score: 4, Funny

    "News of a potential merger between these two rumor-mongering blowhards has been bouncing around San Jose for some time," said a source close to the deal. "After exhausting the n(n-1) array of potential merger rumors between companies as diverse as Google, Microsoft, General Motors, and ElectroPeru, the state-owned energy monopoly of Peru, both realized the only remaining avenue for generating baseless headlines and crucial name recognition was to themselves merge." Industry analysts speculated the new entity would assume the name Jobert K. Cringvorak, and continue publishing factually-inaccurate, worthless gossip headlines twice weekly in IT trade magazines.

    Morons. Why does this shit get posted here every week, clogging up my screen real estate. I want to read about motherboards.

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    1. Re:John C. Dvorak acquired by Robert X. Cringley by odyaws · · Score: 1
      Please prepare yourselves for what I expect to be my most embarassingly dorky post ever. I am truly sorry.
      After exhausting the n(n-1) array of potential merger rumors between companies...
      The number of potential mergers between n companies is n choose 2, or n(n-1)/2, not n(n-1).
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    2. Re:John C. Dvorak acquired by Robert X. Cringley by drix · · Score: 1

      Only without ordering :-) These dipshits get paid by the pound. I think you'll agree that either would treat "Microsoft acquires Google" and "Google acquires Microsoft" as two complete separate issues, each meriting their own 800 word installment.

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  27. Oh, now I see. by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    This is why MacBookPro has a camera, guys, since Apple is about to buy eBay (which owns Skype).
    And this is why Skype added video in the last versions. See how it all makes sense?

    Cringely, my man, you're on the fast track turning into a "Dvorak".

  28. It's NOT a rumor by Tau+Neutrino · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cringley never said he heard it anywhere else. He made it up.

    It's a prediction, not a rumor, and his record with predictions is not bad.

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    1. Re:It's NOT a rumor by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      When Cringley says it will happen the exact oppsite is guarrentied to happen. This is known as Cringley's law, despite him never saying it.

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  29. Re:PLEASE GIVE US A CRINGELY SECTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, how about this? Turn off the slashdot moderation system, and then let every story gradually fill up with AC natalie portman/goatse/gnaa posts. After all, people can just scroll past those, right? Wait, you don't think that's such a good idea somehow?

    Oh, never mind. I'm just going to just go write a Firefox plugin to call element.parentNode.removeChild(element) on any slashdot story containing the strings "Cringely" or "Dvorak".

  30. This Would Be Interesting For Another Reason by Atomm · · Score: 0

    Remember a while back when, (was it Suse), did the what apps would you most like to have on Linux. The majority of the apps were from Adobe and Macromedia. Apple has the best of both worlds right now. They have most of those apps and a *nix based OS.

    If Adobe/Macromedia stopped making Apps for Apple, the 3.1% of the desktop market they have today would shrink even smaller. I never considered it, but Adobe/Macromedia continuing to support Apple is extremely important to selling Apple Computers.

    From a business case standpoint, it may become very important for Apple to buy Adobe to continue selling Macs.

    -- Now if we could only convince them buying Tivo was as critical to their business. :-)

  31. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak NO COST by William_Lee · · Score: 3, Informative
    If Adobe stock were converted to new Apple shares that properly reflect the increased value of Apple + Adobe, it would cost them the amount of printing the new certificates and mailing them, which is essentially nothing. That assumes a friendly takeover/merger.

    This isn't how transactions work in public financial markets. It would cost Apple BILLIONS of dollars in stock and cash and/or debt in some combination to acquire Adobe friendly takeover or not. Adobe is a publicly traded company beholden to its shareholders. The board has a LEGAL obligation to the shareholders. They can't just hand over the company to Apple and print new certificates even if for some INSANE reason they wanted to in the interest of a "friendly" merger.

    The only way shareholders would approve a buyout is if it was at a significantly higher price than where Adobe currently trades (which as mentioned is $23.65 billion). Unless the fortunes of the overall stock market, or Adobe change dramatically, it will cost Apple a hell of a lot to acquire Adobe, friendly takeover or not.

    Even in an all stock transaction, existing Apple shareholders would pay for the transaction, as the value of their shares would be heavily diluted (new shares would be issued, making each existing share worth less).

  32. From Adobe CEO Bruce Chizen own mouth... by joeblarnystone · · Score: 5, Informative

    He also said the recently announced Boot Camp software, which allows Intel-based Mac computers to run the Windows operating system, won't have a big impact on Adobe's Mac software lineup.

    "For the majority of our products, writing directly to the Macintosh operating system is an advantage to the customers, and you will see us continue to do so and not work through Boot Camp or the Windows emulator because we think that will not be good for the majority of our customers," he said.

    Soure: Computer World Article
    1. Re:From Adobe CEO Bruce Chizen own mouth... by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Sir, you have earned the right to be called 'The Voice of Reason(tm)'.

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  33. It's all starting to make sense! by jkabbe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am starting to see how the plan goes. Witness:

    Apple buys Adobe.
    Apple implements Windows API in Leopard.
    Apple kills off OS X versions of Adobe products.
    Apple fires OS X developers from Adobe (they can hang with the Aperture team).
    Profit!

    Is it just me, or is Cringley starting to enter Dvorak territory?

  34. And Moving to Intel was the end too.... by Danathar · · Score: 1

    Look...so many people say Cringley is full of S**T, but where are all those people who said it would be a cold day in Hell when Apple moved to Intel chips? I seem to recall most of them saying if Apple tried it, it would cause the company to go into a tailspin.

    All of those predictions so far don't seem to be holding up.

    Apple buying Adobe? I don't think it's a matter of IF..but a matter of WHEN. Apple, financially is in better position now then any other time in their history (thanks to the IPOD). By buying Adobe they not only get Photoshop, but also Macromedia and by extension FLASH and Dreamweaver.

    Buying Adobe makes sense, it gives them BIG leverage in the Windoze world to make things OS X happy.

  35. software developers by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1

    hate having to write the same program 3 times for 3 different OSs. Or writing all this extra web code so that the site will run under the top 3 browsers.

    It seems that all this extra work would drive up the cost of a piece of software too. Any thoughts on why it would/wouldn't?

    1. Re:software developers by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      I have no discussion, simply some advice: Learn about abstraction before you code again.

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    2. Re:software developers by everett · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it was targetted to a "Virtual Machine" that ran under these three operating systems, then it wouldn't necessarily incur any additional cost to develop...

      Someone should really build something like that...

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  36. But would Adobe makes as many Windows sales? by brokeninside · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A good number of people use Adobe tools, especially Acrobat, because they're cross platform. If Adobe were to ditch OS X as a platform, I'd be quite surprised if they didn't lose market share on Windows. It's kind of like IT companies selling round the clock support. Very few companies will ever /use/ the after-hours support, but they go with the companies that offer it to increase their options should they ever need it. Another good parallel is the Wendy's tripple patty hamburger. Few people order it, but a significant number of people go to Wendy's simply because they /could/ order it should they ever want to.

  37. adobe? by derniers · · Score: 2, Informative

    Adobe would cost about $25 billion, or so, with $4-5 billion in sales; Apple's cap is around $60 billion with about $20 billion in sales...... Apple can clearly afford it but it is not clear that Adobe is a key to the future, the future is probably more in the media center thingie......

  38. Is there anything Cringely dosn't do? by madnuke · · Score: 1

    Of all the things he has predicted has anything come of them? Hes just a trolling fanboy who just posts random facts so he will be slashdoted and that everyone will argue about him on Neowin, and the other technology sites. Damn right we need a Cringely section, I'm starting to think Apple may dislike his postings....

    1. Re:Is there anything Cringely dosn't do? by Locus+Mote · · Score: 1

      speaking of trolls...

  39. Re:Crap - Reading SJ's Mind by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
    Yeah, that's the Steve we know -- thinking small as usual.

    Yep. He's certainly content to make those tiny little "boutique" movies, and let big ol' Disney have the lion's share of the family movie market. That's our Steve -- I'm sure he would find it insulting if his movies made a lot of money.

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  40. He is insane!! by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I finally figure out how he comes up with these illogical predictions. Cringley is in insane!!! The first line says it all.

    Over the past three weeks, we've laid out in this column

    He uses WE to describe himself but he is the only one writing the articles. He obviously has multiple personality disorder. There is more than one person in there and apparently no one is home. Though, he could also think he is a Borg, but that too is equally insane.

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  41. A better thesis: by ZoneGray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's my take. Aperture wasn't doing well, and it was competing against Adobe's Lightroom. Apple, meanwhile, is anxious for Adobe CS3 to ship, which currently is scheduled for Q1 of 2007. But Apple wants it in time for Christmas sales. In their last quarterly report, Apple execs said that they're working with Adobe to accelerate the launch of CS3, if possible, and that the lack of Universal software from Adobe was holding back sales of the Intel Macs. So I think they made a deal. Maybe we'll see the CS3 launch advanced.

    Makes more sense than a freaking acquisition.

    1. Re:A better thesis: by Shag · · Score: 1

      Totally. And maybe Apple doesn't even need to buy Adobe - it could just buy a big whopping chunk of its stock, and a position or two on its board. :)

      Sort of like Pixar's recent acquisition of Disney for negative however many million dollars.

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  42. Oh yes he would care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those 90% would then not be accustumed to OSX, so it would be a lot harder for apple to keep them next time they buy a computer. On the other hand, if they get fairly addicted to OSX, then supposing that they feel they need a desktop and a laptop, after getting one from apple, they might just get the other soon after as well.

  43. conspiracy theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't this the same guy that claimed apple was going dump os x for windows? if you're going to be a conspiracy theorist, shouldn't the pieces fit together?

    maybe they are dumping aperature because they don't need an os x only program when they are switching to windows

  44. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "because Apple compete against Dell"

    Huh? That is quite literally, the stupidest thing I've ever seen posted here. Ever.

    You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about and this

    "No, "in his heart of hearts", he doesn't really care about Microsoft"

    Is justification for having you euthanized. Did you have some kind of serious head trauma or something?

    1. Re:Huh? by D3m3rz3l · · Score: 0

      Fanboy. Maybe YOU should be euthanized

  45. More likely it's just B.S. by podperson · · Score: 1

    Aperture 1.1 looks like it addresses all the major issues with 1.0 and is starting to collect far more positive reviews.

    My guess is that a few contractors have been let go and other folks moved to other projects after helping with the product release and bug fixes. Aperture isn't going to be abandoned (go play with Lightroom Beta 2 if you want to see a crippled product).

  46. Or it could be a fabrication by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or if you believe in going with the simplest possible theory, Apple is not in fact abandoning a product not even six months old that has had a major well-received update just recently and in fact has just restructured the team.

    Since Aperture is still being sold in the Apple store and the pages for the product are all still up, I know which theory I'd buy into!

    If you must believe something a little more juicy, how about an attempt by Think Secret (or someone behind it) to discredit Apple?

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  47. No... he works with... by bennomatic · · Score: 1
    ...John C. Dvorak!

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  48. I dunno... by suzerain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, Cringeley's talking out of his ass. That's his job.

    But I don't see why people here are pooh-poohing the idea of Apple buying Adobe so much. I mean, forgetting about what you want, and focusing on what is good for Apple.

    There are two things that will really harm (if not kill) Apple: (1) no Office; (2) no Photoshop.

    However, of the two, I say #2 is even more important for Apple...Apple's core market is still graphics, despite all the mainstream press they've been getting. Without Photoshop there effectively is no OS X.

    Secondly, Apple bought Final Cut Pro from Macromedia, they acquired DVD Studio Pro from (who was it? some company that started with 'A'), they bought Logic. Are any of these pieces of software Apple's 'core' business? No, they aren't. I remember I was more than a little surprised to see Apple even acquire these pieces of software. Not only have they acquired them, they have redeveloped them into really nice apps. So clearly, part of their strategy is to provide extremely nice pro apps for their own OS.

    One segment of pro apps they have avoided -- I am sure partially to not piss off Adobe -- is graphics. They lack a pro 3D app, and they lack a pro 2D app (though by working CoreImage into the OS, they have provided tools that programmers can use to recreate 75% of what Photoshop does easily). Further, Adobe controls the PDF format (which Apple uses fir display in their OS).

    I dunno...I think Adobe would be a pretty much perfect fit for Apple. Other than Premiere (which sucks anyway), very little of their work seems to overlap, and then Apple would have a complete suite of pro apps guaranteed to run on OS X (and if they really wanted to be shitty, they could discontinue the Windows versions, and leave Microsoft high and dry).

    I mean, if this became too much of a distraction for Apple, they could spin off a separate software company (a la FileMaker), but other than potential distractions, I fail to see how acquiring Adobe would be all that bad for Apple, and I can certainly see a lot of potential upside in the thought.

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    1. Re:I dunno... by MrDiablerie · · Score: 1

      Your point totally makes sense. Apple has always dominated the creative/media departments of companies so this purchase just secures their position even more. I'm wondering if this means they will kill off the Windows version of Adobe products. They have already done this with music production software when they bought out emagic and stopped selling Windows versions of Logic Audio. It makes sense from their business standpoint but it pisses me off because all my other music production applications I've purchases run on PC so I'd have to replace them all if I switch to Mac for Logic or I just continue to use my outdated version. Or switch to another application, which I really don't want to do since I've built a lot of custom objects for Logic that I use regularly. I wonder how many photographers would switch to Mac if they killd off Photoshop for Windows?

    2. Re:I dunno... by Feneric · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose there's even the possibility that they could then use the MS-Windows version of Photoshop as a bargaining chip to encourage Microsoft to continue the Mac version of MS-Office. True, the loss of all the Adobe products wouldn't kill MS-Windows, but it would definitely have an impact. And since Microsoft already makes money from the Mac version of MS-Office, it probably doesn't need too much encouragement to keep it going...

    3. Re:I dunno... by lavaface · · Score: 1
      I agree. I was talking about this late last year, while I worked at a multimedia computer lab at a university. We used the FCP suite, macromedia suite and adobe cs. The thing a lot of people are missing is that Macromedia's Flash video, and video confencing/collaboration software like Breeze are going to be huge. I worked a lot on distance learning apps and finding platform agnostic software like flash to present video simplifies the issue greatly. There are so many problems with Quicktime and WMP (end users don't have one or the other, or have the wrong version, etc.) that Flash's >90% penetration mitigate. Additionally, Flash provides the opportunity to integrate chat and other features in a coherent interface ( not that Flash developers have the greatest penchance for coherence ;) It would be interesting to see Apple roll out simpler, iLife versions of some of Macrodobia's design products while maintaining the full suites for pro users a la Final Cut Pro. Perhaps make iPhoto a little more robust at image editing, like Photoshop Elements.

      I could go on more about this, but I've got to run. Perhaps I'll elaborate more later. Just remember: Education is the key.

  49. How mergers work... by podperson · · Score: 1

    Apple offers every Adobe shareholder X shares of the combined stock in Apple/Adobe, where X reflects a favorable valuation of Adobe stock relative to Apple. Cost -- basically zero (printing new share certificates as someone said).

  50. Starting Rumors by N_Piper · · Score: 2, Funny

    No let's start the most outragous rumor posible. Like oh I don't know.... Steve is trying to disrupt the strangle hold Microsoft has on web standards (through Explorer)by buying Adobe and geting his hands on PDF and Flash and that also he is, in fact, planning on replacing the ActionScript language with AppleScript. But you know some people might actually buy that line of Sh** so lets not use it

  51. Cringely Crap on Microsoft Office Replacement by Been+on+TV · · Score: 1

    Cringely in the same article goes on about Apple replacing Microsoft Office stating "In case Mac Office is withdrawn"??

    If Cringely had done a minimum of research, he might remember that Apple and Microsoft just signed a new agreement to keep Office for Mac around for a minimum of 5 new years. He might also remember that Apple is supporting Microsofts new, open XML file formats.

    Apple is not going to be so stupid as to let Mac users have to rely on reverse engineering MS Office file formats, when they per date have full access to those formats and hence Office documents.

    My take is that Apple will not challenge MS office until ECMA has approved the proposed MS Office XML formats as an open standard and implemented them (at least) in the Windows version of Office. Then the ground is open for Apple to rewrite Office - Apple style, but use Microsoft's open XML file formats for data storage.

    So no, there is absolutely NO point (for Apple) in challenging Microsoft on Office right now.
    For governments though....

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  52. not a new thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    last section of a Mac Observer article from December 2005 comes to a similar conclusion... http://www.macobserver.com/columns/devilsadvocate/ 2005/20051216.shtml

  53. Interesting spin by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Desktop market share numbers show resurgent Apple" - the headline of the article you linked to.

    And you DO realize those numbers are sales figures, not install base, right?

    Not to mention those numbers are convieninetly before Intel macs were avilaible that can dual-boot into Windows, or run Windows apps directly as he was noting. That's where the real growth curve comes in, which would increase Apples figures beyond the mere 43% grown in Mac sales they enjoyed last year (again, from your own article).

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  54. Re:PLEASE GIVE US A CRINGELY SECTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Oh, never mind. I'm just going to just go write a Firefox plugin to call element.parentNode.removeChild(element) on any slashdot story containing the strings "Cringely" or "Dvorak".
    But then you would miss all the articles about his keyboard layout!
  55. I Think He's Got Something There by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 2, Funny

    The overpriced hardware vendor buys the overpriced software vendor! Brilliant!

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  56. Let's just end all this with... by Hi-Nu · · Score: 1

    a cage match between Cringely vs Dvorak. Whoever win, we lose. So preferrly, it ends with a double KO. Then we don't have to read these nonsense every week.

  57. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak NO COST by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Even in an all stock transaction, existing Apple shareholders would pay for the transaction, as the value of their shares would be heavily diluted (new shares would be issued, making each existing share worth less).

    Their shares aren't diluted if, while they hold the same number of shares, there are more shares total now in a larger and more valuable company. They own less, true, but of a proportionately more valuable entity (Apple + Adobe) overall. That should be a wash, unless Apple overpays for Adobe, in which case Apple management should be tossed out of the airplane with an anvil instead of a parachute.

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  58. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak NO COST by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    This isn't a zero sum game. There isn't any perticular reason it would be impossible for the shareholders of Adobe to be bought out at a premium (Albiet in freshly created Apple shares), and for Apple's share price to remain the same dispite the increase in outstanding shares.

    All that would be required for that to happen is for the market to percieve the value of Apple+Adobe as higher than the combined values of the two seperate companies.

  59. I posit that Cringely will buy Dvorak... by igaborf · · Score: 1

    ...assuming, that is, they aren't the same person. Has anyone ever seen the two of them together?

  60. Trust? by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If Cringely had done a minimum of research, he might remember that Apple and Microsoft just signed a new agreement to keep Office for Mac around for a minimum of 5 new years. He might also remember that Apple is supporting Microsofts new, open XML file formats.

    I see. And you fully trust Microsoft to honor that agreement if it does not suit them?

    Sure if there's no compelling reason not to they will honor it because they make a lot of money doing so. But if you'd looked over the Slashdot headlines you'd note that Microsoft has suddenly got a "lot more strategic" and "Bill is back in charge". If Microsoft feels like it they will dump Office for the Mac, agreement or no.

    I would imagine he did remember about Apple supporting Open XML since that was a key point in his argument about how Apple could have an office suite that actually read more Word formats than the Official Microsoft word.

    Apple is not going to be so stupid as to let Mac users have to rely on reverse engineering MS Office file formats, when they per date have full access to those formats and hence Office documents.

    Sure Apple would not do that on purpose but they have to have a backup plan in case Microsoft goes wiggy.

    My take is that Apple will not challenge MS office until ECMA has approved the proposed MS Office XML formats as an open standard and implemented them (at least) in the Windows version of Office. Then the ground is open for Apple to rewrite Office - Apple style, but use Microsoft's open XML file formats for data storage.

    WHich is pretty much exactly what was said in the article. His argument relies on Open XML being an offical standard (and thus one Apple can support) along with documents being read and written in that format.

    At the point Apple does that Microsoft will drop Office, just like they dropped IE. Which is why Apple has to be ready to move any time in case Microsoft decides to do something preemptivley.

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    1. Re:Trust? by Been+on+TV · · Score: 1

      I see. And you fully trust Microsoft to honor that agreement if it does not suit them?

      Yes, for antitrust reasons and for reasons that goes back to what happened when Microsoft stole code from QuickTime, which was the basis for the original "technology" agreement between the two companies.

      Microsoft dropping IE was both in Microsoft's and Apple's interest. Neither party wanted it any more. Office is different. Both parties wants it, and Microsoft has most to benefit from keeping Mac Office around.

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  61. I love Cringley to death... by sootman · · Score: 1

    ... for many reasons, among them his awesome feats of wireless (part 1, part 2) but recently, he really seems to have gone off the deep end. Not as far as Dvorak, but he's getting there. Of course, only time will tell if he's right, but as for this week's column, I doubt Apple will buy Adobe, and I doubt MS Office will die anytime soon. Not only will it not be defeated, it'll still be available on Macs--natively.

    There are many things I could say about this. Here's just one: if OpenOffice can't defeat MS Office when it's free and runs on Windows, how in the hell will Apple releasing it make it win? It's entirely possible that there are more OOo/Win users than there are Mac users, period, and it hasn't made a dent in MS' earnings yet.

    Looking at a journal entry from last year, I can't see anything that has changed.

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  62. OT: Troll, Stupid, and Evil Tags are Trolls by HighOrbit · · Score: 5, Informative
    It seems like a good portion of the articles are getting tagged "Troll" or "Stupid" or "Evil".

    First of all, how does this help classify and search the articles? It doesn't, if every third article is "evil" and "troll".

    Secondly, please refresh your memory of what a "troll" is. Here is the official Slashdot definition.
    Troll -- A Troll is similar to Flamebait, but slightly more refined. This is a prank comment intended to provoke indignant (or just confused) responses. A Troll might mix up vital facts or otherwise distort reality, to make other readers react with helpful "corrections." Trolling is the online equivalent of intentionally dialing wrong numbers just to waste other people's time.
    Just because you think an article or comment is wrong and stupid does not make it a "troll". A "troll" is purposeful malicious misdirection intended to lead the discussion astray. Just because you disagree with Cringely, Dvorak, et al (and think they are totally off the wall), it does not mean they are trolls. They may indeed be stupid, but they are not trolls. Any opinion presented constructively is not a troll, even if it is wrong.

    As far as I am concerned, the "tagging beta" should filter out all the "troll", "stupid", "evil", "FUD", and other non-helpful tags, because they are not objective descriptions to classify the article, but only negative opinion (and I think we can all read and form our own opinions).
  63. BULLSHIT. Apple did not "co-found" or own Adobe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Apple co-founded Adobe and owned part of Adobe.
    Bullshit. Adobe, like 3Com, was founded by former Xerox PARC engineers. Apple wasn't the first big company to license PostScript either (IBM was a licensee before Apple). The combination of Adobe PostScript, Aldus Pagemaker, and Apple's Macintosh/LaserWriter brought desktop publishing down to the small business and eventually the masses.
  64. Why are these still posted? by ralph+alpha · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Zonk obviously knows Cringely is stupid from the "now-what-is-he-talking-about" Department listing. You've gotta ask yourself -- if they know he's incapable of producing anything but inane drivel, why do we still get articles like this on Slashdot?

  65. Re:Crap - Reading SJ's Mind by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1, Interesting
    "And you've read Steve Job's mind on this. That he'd rather have tiny market share than be the biggest PC retailer (remember Apple is a hardware vendor) in the world. Yeah, that's the Steve we know -- thinking small as usual."

    Ok let's put it this way. Which would you rather be, the largest PC manufacturer with 1 billion annually in profit or the third or fourth largest manufacturer with 6 billion profit annually and the admiration of the media and the general public? I would choose the latter.

    Markshare at the expense profit is bad business.

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  66. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak NO COST by William_Lee · · Score: 1

    Their shares aren't diluted if, while they hold the same number of shares, there are more shares total now in a larger and more valuable company. They own less, true, but of a proportionately more valuable entity (Apple + Adobe) overall. That should be a wash, unless Apple overpays for Adobe, in which case Apple management should be tossed out of the airplane with an anvil instead of a parachute. There is no way Apple would be able to buy Adobe without it being dilutive to earnings. Apple only has a market cap of around $60 billion. I doubt they would get Adobe for less than $30 billion dollars. Now, Apple could use most of their $8 billion warchest, issue some long term debt, and do the remainder in stock, but the deal would still be dilutive.

  67. Re:PLEASE GIVE US A CRINGELY SECTION by muyuubyou · · Score: 1

    You don't really think it's the same Dvorak, do you?

  68. A more likely Scenario than purchasing Adobe by X4NR-EH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Purchasing Adobe is a tempting idea, but I'm not sure that it is a business Apple wants to be in -- I think it would take up too much of Apple's attention and resources to orchestrate and would impact their current momentum.

    A much more likely scenario I see would be for Apple to increase the OS X market share in order to continue to attract software developers. However Apple won't do this with a wholesale licensing plan to all PC vendor, with Apple doing all the driver development as many are calling for. That would be a mess for Apple having to maintain all of the various drivers. It would impact OS X in a negative way.

    Rather, Apple will selectively pick two or three PC maker-partners and licenses the OS X security chip technology to them with the caveat that the partner, Dell and Sony are the most likely, would handle their own drivers. That gives Apple three key things - 1) important new distribution channels, 2) a break from the "single vendor" fear that enterprise worries about, and 3) important validation and increased credibility as THE major leader in IT and PC technology.

    Normally a hardware vendor would baulk at that, but right now Apple may have just enough traction to make it attractive to some PC makers. After all, Macs are currently own all top 5 spots on Amazon.com for most popular computers and 7 of the top 10 spots. Dell has already expressed interest in selling OS X on Dell hardware. Apple and Sony have a strong and recently renewed relationship.

    A "Dell-flavored" or "Sony-flavored" OS X would not be movable to another system from another hardware maker, but that's good for the PC partner because it means that people buy complete systems and peripherals from the partner.

    Apple obviously wants more market share -- enough to remain relevant, but I don't see them wanting to be any more than 10 or 12 percent. (Forester projects they will double in market share over the next year or two.) I believe Apple wants to continue to lead innovation, be profitable, and grab a comfortable piece of the Enterprise business to cement their long-term existence. But profit is more important to Apple than market share because profit drives R&D which drives innovation.

  69. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak NO COST by William_Lee · · Score: 1
    This isn't a zero sum game. There isn't any perticular reason it would be impossible for the shareholders of Adobe to be bought out at a premium (Albiet in freshly created Apple shares), and for Apple's share price to remain the same dispite the increase in outstanding shares. All that would be required for that to happen is for the market to percieve the value of Apple+Adobe as higher than the combined values of the two seperate companies.

    Andy Fastow, is that you?

    If Apple bought Adobe at these prices it would be under pressure for a ton of reasons. First of all, it is TOO large an acquisition for them. It doesn't make sense financially. It would be incredible DILUTIVE to earnings. The share price would not remain the same. It would be under pressure because it would take Apple forever to earn back a decent return on their 30+ billion in capital that they invested in Adobe. Apple would either have to exhaust their cash, issue a ton of debt, or a ton of new stock (which does matter), or all of the above.

  70. Apple's after the consumer not the enterprise by lorneee · · Score: 1

    Purchasing Adobe would help Apple reclaim market share they lost in the 90's to Microsoft. One of Apple's core target markets has always been 'artists' (aka media professionals). In the 90's, if you were a media professional you had no choice you had to have a Mac, but since about 1999 either platform was a viable choice.

    By purchasing Adobe, Apple would be taking another step towards reclaiming this market share. But the goal in reclaiming the media professional market isn't profit its mind share. It's not like media professionals make up a vast share of the market, so there isn't alot of money in this venture. Apple's real goal is to convince the consumer that if you want to be creative you have to have a Mac, and having all the media professionals on side certainly goes a long way in convincing the market of this.

  71. Yawwwn..... by J.+Random+Luser · · Score: 1

    link shows 3rd Q sales. Just supposing they are averaged over whole year, then sorry, I have to drag out the old saw that Apple hardware lasts longer, gets handed on, say 4 years average life against 3 years for a typical PC. Then the surviving user base is ~4%. Don't beleive me.

  72. Dvorak's a douche by VonGuard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I know this will get troll'd, but seriously, Dvorak is a fucking idiot. He just makes this shit up.

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    1. Re:Dvorak's a douche by catdevnull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, yeah...but we're talking about Cringley, right?

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  73. I like the color... by J.+Random+Luser · · Score: 2, Interesting
    of Cringely's balloon, but I don't know how far it'll fly:
    Now if Apple's old cross-licensing deal with Microsoft also gives them compatibility with the older binary Office formats, it could give them something not even Microsoft has at the moment -- support for ALL Microsoft Office formats, past, present, and future.
    My emphasis added. So Cringeley is admitting he doesn't know the detail of permitted backwards compatability in the cross-licensing deal. And I have a curley one for him: I have people in this office who are still using MS Word 5.1 in Classic mode on MacOS 10.4, because it is faster and more reliable than Office 11. I would dearly love to move these people to OOo, yes even the clunky X-11 version. But while Office 11 & 2k3 can read Word 5 files, OOo 2.0 cannot ....
  74. Re:Cringely: The thinking man's Dvorak NO COST by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    You seem to be under the impression that I'm arguing that this would happen. I'm mearly arguing that it could happen.

    The rest of your points are arguable, but irrelevant to the line of conversation.

  75. Tech news appears to be mostly speculation ... by moultano · · Score: 1

    I can't think of any other area of news that is dominated by rumor and speculation the way tech news seems to be. Is there just not enough going on?

    I heartily agree with you on this. Cringely and Dvorak have their own columns. If I wanted to read them, I'd have them bookmarked and I'd check periodically. I don't, and I don't, so please slashdot, let us filter.

  76. Maybe the frequency of Troll and Stupid tags . . . by moultano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . . should indicate that a lot of us don't want to see articles like that on slashdot anymore.

  77. Re:Trust? Biggest MS Ofiice problem is ... by Been+on+TV · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem with MS Office seen from Apple's perspective is not that Mac Office could disappear, but rather that Microsoft has spun a web of solutions and offerings around Office for Windows that they don't offer to their Mac Office customers. This is a problem that Apple cannot write themselves out of.

    This is also the reason why it is virtually impossible to replace corporate or government solutions involving Win Office with an equivalent Mac Office solution - or an OpenOffice solution for that sake.

    The only force that can help break this vicious circle is government forcing mandatory use of open standards in communication between government and the public.

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  78. Re:OT: Troll, Stupid, and Evil Tags are Trolls by rblum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A 'tag' is nothing but a majority vote. That means a large percentage of the readers things Cringley's posts are trolling. If you don't like it, deal.

    Tagging is about the benefit for the community, not for your personal benefit.

  79. Aperture is hiring as it turns out... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Just take a look here.

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  80. more likely by arkmannj · · Score: 1

    More likely I could see Apple, buying a large portion of Adobe Stock. enough to be a controlling interest and have someone on the board perhaps, but not a total take over/merger.

    Although if Apple did buy the whole package it would be interesting.

  81. Re:OT: Troll, Stupid, and Evil Tags are Trolls by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As far as I am concerned, the "tagging beta" should filter out all the "troll", "stupid", "evil", "FUD", and other non-helpful tags, because they are not objective descriptions to classify the article, but only negative opinion (and I think we can all read and form our own opinions).

    I can see your point about "troll", but strongly disagree about your other examples. In a story about SCO trying to scare Linux users, "fud" is perfectly reasonable - the story is about FUD, which is different than saying the story is FUD.

    Similarly with Sony suing a 2-year-old and "evil", or people planning to power their homes with tree electricity and "stupid"; the tags refer to the stories' subject and not the stories themselves.

    And finally, there are quite a few real troll stories around here. If the closing sentence is "Once again, Bush wants you to die", or "Microsoft probably sacrifices babies", then a "troll" tag is perfectly reasonable.

    If all else fails, if you have tagging privileges then use them to vote against the ones you dislike. I've done it (successfully) several times.

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  82. You're joking right? by tentimestwenty · · Score: 1

    - Apple needs some healthy competition in this domain

    Competition is a strong word. Other than Final Cut Pro, what does Apple offer that competes? Adobe has a monopoly on graphics software. There already is NO competition.

    - Even though I am a Mac user, having a competitor in the PC domain also helps Apple keep on their toes

    I don't think they would be any less on their toes if Adobe didn't exist. They'd probably love the room to innovate and make money. If they bought Adobe this would largely have the same effect. I can't imagine them screwing too much with Adobe's corporate structure since it's very ingrained and profitable.

    - Adobe bought Macromedia, so in this field Apple would near a potential monopoly.

    Again, Adobe already has the monopoly. What difference does it make to the market if you exchange the word Adobe for Apple? It's still a monopoly.

    Apple's best bet at world domination would be to buy Adobe and stop making the Windows versions of the programs like they did with Logic. Then all the companies would buy Macs, perhaps run their current software through Boot Camb and then upgrade to the Apple versions at the next revision.

  83. FrameMaker by Feneric · · Score: 1

    As much as I'd like to see a Mac-branded FrameMaker, I doubt Apple will buy Adobe outright. I wouldn't be too surprised to see them acquire a significant amount of Adobe stock, though, for leverage...

  84. Actually, the Intel shift was entirely predictable by mbessey · · Score: 1


    all those people who said it would be a cold day in Hell when Apple moved to Intel chips


    Anybody who said that just hadn't been paying attention. The first Developer Preview of Mac OS X (Rhapsody) included an Intel version as well as a PowerPC version.

    There are hundreds of references to byte-order compatibility issues all through the Apple API documentation and header files. They have even kept a version of Darwin for Intel PC's available all these years.

    Okay, they never came out and publicly announced that they were switching to Intel until the work was mostly already done, but anybody who didn't see that a major architectural change was coming (eventually) was just blind.

  85. Re:PLEASE GIVE US A CRINGELY SECTION by jamie · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between the 10,000 comments Slashdot gets a day, and the 20 stories we post.

    Oh, and make that Greasemonkey extension configurable, and I bet a lot of people will use it. Plenty of people have pet peeves. Make it scan the tag list and the topic icon too!

  86. Apple owned 20% and were first licensee to market by ynotds · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We were Adobe's Australian representatives and an Apple VAR for a while early on and I spent enough time at Adobe that I even had a temporary desk there at one point. The working relationship between Apple and Adobe at the time was as close as it gets.

    The only other licensee that was talked about from the beginning was Linotype and, from memory, relatively obscure companies like DataProducts and QMS were next to market with PostScript printers. That is all a while before Adobe acquired PhotoShop. When we took them on, their only distribution product was typeface (font) packs, but internally developed Illustrator was on the horizon.

    Apple sold their 20% a few years down the track quite publicly. That may have had something to do with Apple and M$ getting together on TrueType to undercut PostScript in certain sectors, but I wasn't as closely involved by then.

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  87. Graphics by letdinosaursdie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Graphics is no longer Apple's only "core market". The purchase of NeXt has brought a lot of Unix fans into the fold. So you have the artists and designers of Classic vintage as well as a whole generation of people that don't feel like writing a batch file full of gotos when they want to shell script on desktop box. Apple's niche is a huge swath of the most influential members of the information tech community. Photoshop isn't going anywhere, and niether are the masses of new converts Apple is gaining each month for a variety of other reasons. They don't need to buy Adobe for this to be the case.

  88. Guys, Apple is just like Porsche by Nice2Cats · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Everytime somebody says something about Apple wanting to "dominate the desktop", stop reading. In certain ways, Apple is just like a certain German car company, Porsche: They make fantastically engineered, kick-ass cool products for the high end of the market, and they make a killing financially while doing so. Porsche doesn't want to become another Ford or GM (take a look at GM to see why) and Apple doesn't want to be a Dell (take a look at a Dell to see why). Not everybody wants to rule the world, because it usually doesn't make business sense.

    This whole "wants to be the biggest" thing is beyond me, unless it has something to do with Freudian hangups on the part of the commentators. Get over it.

  89. Insightful? Sheesh. by FredFnord · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mods on LSD. That's not insightful, and it's not even particularly funny if you have any idea what the term 'the editorial we' means.

    -fred

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  90. Re:sig by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    Meus subcriptio est somnium. Mea. Subscriptio is an abstract feminine.

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  91. Apple has done it once already,,, remember? by Slugster · · Score: 1

    -It was the audio program, Reason or somesuch. The sales numbers weren't that big, but they did it. There was a PC and Mac version, Apple bought the company and killed the PC version..... -just because. There were more PC than MAc users, IIRC.

    I would expect that if Apple bought Adobe, that Apple would kill the PC versions; Apple simply has no reason to create any Windows software--except for software that helps you move all your personal files on your PC to your brand-new Mac.
    But then, a lot of users would be fantastically pissed at Apple and recognize them as the fuck-jobs they are.
    Also, there would likely soon be a Windows port of Skencil, and a lot of work thrown into WinGIMP (which could well use it--maybe even a Win port in C/++).

    Apple can do an amazing amount for the Windows FOSS community--mostly by buying up big-name Windows software companies and killing off the Windows versions of the products.
    ~

  92. PBS, not NPR or Infoworld by maggard · · Score: 2, Informative
    The column is on the NPR website.
    No, npr.org is National Public Radio.

    http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20060427. html is the Public Broadcasting Service, a completely diferent organization then Infoworld or National Public Radio.

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  93. Apple Buys Adobe by neurosine · · Score: 1

    I thought that Macromedia had already bought Adobe. Surely they're not letting it go. Either me or everyone else is A. Confused. B. Misinformed. I dunno. I'm ready to accept either hypothesis on both sides of the equation.

    1. Re:Apple Buys Adobe by neurosine · · Score: 1

      The answer is confused. Adobe purchased Macromedia.

  94. Wrong by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

    Interesting figures, but opposite to reality.

    According to
    http://www.bizjournals.com/austin/stories/2005/02/ 07/daily51.html

    Dell's 2005 profit was $3.3 billion. Or roughly $1B per quarter, the figure you're probably thinking of.

    http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2005/oct/11results .html

    Apple's 2005 profit was $1.3 billion.

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  95. now this will never happen by sentientbrendan · · Score: 1

    and cringely is an idiot for seriously suggesting it, but if it did happen, it would be *totally* *sweet*.

    Adobe sucks balls at supporting the mac, which confuses me greatly, seeing as pretty much every person who I know that uses photoshop, uses it on the mac. It's the same software package on windows or mac, but for some reason, all the photographers I know *shudder* at the idea of running it on a PC, and buy their macs for the *sole purpose* of running photoshop on them. Maybe there's some additional graphics software, or drivers, that's only available on the mac... but it seems strange to me.

    Adobe has been guilty *twice* now, of utterly botching a mac platform shift. First from os9 to osx, which wasn't so bad because you could just reboot from os9 to osx... and now from ppc to x86, which *is* really bad because you just can't run their software at a practical speed on the latest hardware. Both times they've blamed their problems on apple... this time because apple's IDE, xcode, "wasn't ready for prime time," so they chose to continue using the discontinued metrowerks compiler codewarrior, which will never support x86 mac compilation. When they make this excuse, the don't mention that there's absolutely *nothing* compelling them to use xcode to compile their stuff on gcc...

    Its clear that Adobe doesn't know what's in their own best interest. I don't know if I'd want *apple* running adobe, but you'd think that some shakeups in management would happen after mistakes like these were made. If Adobe actually *had* a real competitor, they'd have eaten them alive in the mac market by now.

  96. No Attribution by msandersen · · Score: 1

    The thing that peeves me a bit about the article is that he quotes me verbatim and paraphrases for other parts without any attribution. Compare my original email I sent him the night before to his article, and spot the similarities. My email's a bit long and relates to what Apple's plans might be to circumvent Microsoft's Office dominance and fill the gaping gap in their iLife strategy, a decent Office package, without losing a lot of users when Microsoft inevitably retaliates by pulling MS Office. The part about Adobe is in there too, although I didn't say they have to buy Adobe outright now, only controlling interest if Adobe ever threatens to pull killer apps like Photoshop:
    "Apple is beholden to two software companies above all: Microsoft and Adobe. Microsoft they may be able to get around, but not Adobe. If Apple loses Photoshop, they lose the CS and MX suite (now Adobe owns Macromedia), and they lose the publishing market (not necessarily in that order), one of their mainstay niche markets that have kept them alive all these years. It's a killer app they must have. Their only alternative would be to buy a majority stake in Adobe to force a native version of the CS suite."
    The least he could have done is acknowledge his source.

    Martin Andersen

  97. MAC vs PC...Again? by willard34 · · Score: 1

    I've been in Graphics for nye on 10 years now, and have heard a myriad of arguments for MACs and PCs. Ever since more software has been available for PCs, there have been constant rumors about a switch from MACs to PCs, and yet it never comes. Personally, I have both at my work station for a variety of reasons, but I have a PC at home. Why? Cheaper...that's the simple answer. I can upgrade or repair my PC with little hassle, for less. I find it funny that most MAC users in my department are rushing to Windows Bootcamp in the anticipation of new MACs with Windows XP. For me it's the fundamental difference between the two camps. MAC users are fiercely loyal and look at their MAC like it's an easel and paintbrush. PC users treat their machines more like a tool in the toolbox. I see little difference in the performance of Adobe products on either platform, and have suites on both my machines and my home PC. Besides, didn't Microsoft invest in MAC a few years ago because they stood more to lose with MAC gone?

  98. Modded down by the usual suspects by Animats · · Score: 1

    It's always amusing to post a story that reveals something negative about Apple and watch the Apple fanatics mod it down. It consistently takes about four hours.

  99. Proposed New Tag: "about:troll" by unother · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'll suggest uage of the tag "about:troll" to designate articles which are about trolls, but are not, in and of themselves, trolls...

    Anyone? Methinks the tag's "syntax" would make it easily memorable. All we have to know now is if a colon can be part of a tag...

  100. Linotype - cross-licensing surely by toby · · Score: 1
    The only other licensee that was talked about from the beginning was Linotype

    I presume something went both ways... PostScript ROMs to Germany for the L100 & L300, and typeface outlines back to Adobe for incorporation in those same ROMs. :-) AFAIK, Adobe still licenses a good chunk of their type library from Linotype.

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  101. Trolling again, but... by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    I sort of think Cringely has a point here, and I'm one of his biggest detractors. (see my blog for my anti-cringely record.) Remember Apple bought a prototype application from Macromedia a while back? It was called Final Cut Pro and they killed the Windows version completely. Then they bought a very popular music app called Logic. Killed the windows version dead. If Apple buy a major player like Adobe, make OS X capable of running Windows apps embedded and kill the windows versions of Photoshop, Premiere, etc, what does this do to Microsoft in a media rich world? It leaves them alienated and in serious trouble, that's what. I reckon if the rumours that Apple are going to embed some sort of Windows compatibility layer (like "red box" or WINE or whatever) are taking off like they are, you can bet Apple has at least some sort of strategy involving making windows apps run native in Mac OS, but without the OS2 effect. Remember, when IBM created OS2, they were playing PC catchup. They were learning the game ages after Microsoft and Apple already had learned it. Apple, if they go Doze compatible, it'll be with a market dominant strategy, and buying Adobe could well be part of that market domination plan. We'll see. We'll see.

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  102. Apple Aperture by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Hey, could that [an Adobe acquisition] be why Apple is rumored to have this week just laid-off its entire Aperture development group?

    Could be.

    Yeah, and it could be that the product never lived up to expectations and saw little market adoption so Apple decided it was time to cut their losses and focus their resources on something else.

    I don't know, though I haven't used Aperture myself or know anyone irl who has, much of what I've read photographers at Photo.net have to say is neutral or positive. Most of the comments I read about Aperture that may be considered negative is the recommended machine requirements, in at least one case the complaint being that it doesn't run on PCs. Others say it's "definitely still pre-release", that it was released too soon and should be in beta testing still, not that it's bad for what it's supposed to do.

    Falcon
  103. Virtual PC by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    It is likely that MS will update VPC for the new Intel Macs. When they do, the performance hit will be very small, since the processor emulation is what slows down VPC on the PPC Macs. MS will sell many copies of Windows for those who MUST run some Windows only software.

    I hope VPC runs faster on Mactels. I plan on getting one of the new MacBook Pros in about two weeks and wanted to get VPC to run Win2K, I don't like MS's new policy of activation with XP. However VPC is too slow for most windows apps. I'm wondering if MS has VPC for Mactels now though. Also now that Boot Camp is out I wonder if you can install 2000 instead of XP.

    Falcon
    1. Re:Virtual PC by arminw · · Score: 1

      (....Also now that Boot Camp is out I wonder if you can install 2000 instead of XP....)

      Probably not, since the Mac hardware drives that Apple bundles with Bootcamp are made for XP. I would wait until MS or someone else comes out with a Virtual PC type program that allows for the installation of any OS that can run on the Intel hardware.

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    2. Re:Virtual PC by jafac · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard, VPC 7 runs in Rosetta on intel Macs. Veeeeerrrrry Sloooooowwwwwly.

      I have not heard whether Microsoft has released a universal binary - it may be more problematic than simply a recompile, since there's the code that does the endian conversion to contend with. Since this stuff was just added, I would guess that it ought to be easy to selectively disable.

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    3. Re:Virtual PC by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      (....Also now that Boot Camp is out I wonder if you can install 2000 instead of XP....)

      Probably not, since the Mac hardware drives that Apple bundles with Bootcamp are made for XP. I would wait until MS or someone else comes out with a Virtual PC type program that allows for the installation of any OS that can run on the Intel hardware.

      Yeah, I've thought about VMWare. I haven't tried it but a few years back I wanted to see about using it on a dual boot pc, Linux and Windows. I tried to find out if it was possible to set it up to run the Windows I already had installed in a VMWare window instead of having to install it in VMWare, but after not hearing back from VMWare's tech support when I emailed them I decided not to get it.

      Falcon
  104. Re:Wow. (yea but...) by nilbog · · Score: 1

    Yea but will WinXP emulation ala Rosetta be able to emulate all my viruses properly?

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  105. waiting the next Cringely-Dvorak troll ping pong ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What next ?

    OSDL buys out Microsoft ?
    IBM buys out Oracle ?
    Google buys out the UK ?

    oh pleeeeeze....

  106. Could ebooks being the next market too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would Apple create a market for ebooks on an IPod like device if Adobe is added into the company? They have a history of innovating in the music market and Adobe knows the ins and outs of documents. The .PDF document format is so trusted that even libraries use it as a standard. The print ebook market, which has been flat after initial hype could be a winner down the road. The publishing industry *might* embrace a secure system such as itunes for books in electronic format. Anyways, this is just my two cent thought...