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  1. Re:On the topic of funny tech jokes... on What is Your Best Tech Joke? · · Score: 1

    Ans(2): None, that's a hardware problem.

  2. Re:I'd say the future of Trek movies *is* certain on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, see, Harry has this ring^H^H^H^H diary that contains the life essence of Saur*cough*, I mean, Voldemort that he (Harry) has to destroy, but first they (the hobbi^H^H er, kids) have to find the entrance to Mord*scribble scribble* the Chamber of Secrets that's in one of the two Towers at Middle School or something...

  3. Re:As you can see, my young apprentice... on George Lucas Consolidates his Empire · · Score: 1

    Get an axe!

    Oh, wait... wrong series...

  4. Re:not me on George Lucas Consolidates his Empire · · Score: 1

    That's too bad, as the action sequences were far better in EP2. The dialog still sucked Jar-Jar droppings, though...

  5. Re:Activation servers off the net? on DDoS for Fun and Profit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This sort of thing is precisely why I will never run XP on any of my own computers. If I have to run a Windows program, it will be on Windows 2000. When new software stops supporting that platform I hope to have already switched everything over to either my Mac or Linux boxen.

  6. Re:One casualty of this is battle is ... on Sony: Case of Right vs Left Hand · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I use minidiscs to record audio for low budget films. The initial reason as to why I went MD was that I thought I'd be able to transfer the audio over to my computer digitally.

    I still have to record via analog thanks to these fuckwit decisions. I'm a content creator, you bastards! And no, I'm not going to plunk down the cash for the absurdly expensive MD recorders that have a digital out. I can't afford it. Less money for Sony, more frustration for me.

    After working for a few big companies I discovered that they are all run by monkies on crack. Depressing, really...

  7. Re:Me, violent? on Congress To Consider Age Limits On Violent Games · · Score: 1

    I take it you are not a violent person now; that's great. But how do you know you wouldn't be even less violent if you had never played them?

    Because I'm not violent at all in Real Life, so I couldn't possibly get any less violent. :)

    Are my sample points too small? Yes, they are! I'm just trying to make a small, individual point, not one big sweeping statistically-useful point. I'm a slashdotter, fer crying out loud!

  8. Re:Me, violent? on Congress To Consider Age Limits On Violent Games · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Note: All the violent kids who made my life miserable in high school didn't play violent video games at all. Computers were far to geeky for their tastes.

    My point is that the cause behind violent people is far more complex than is presented in bills such as this one (a view that you kinda seem to agree with). The focus is on the wrong issues. Children don't need protection from video games. From what I've seen, children need better protection from their bigoted, closed-minded, double-standard-upholding parents.

    (I grew up in a religious town. On average, the more religious the parents, the more messed up their kids were. Should we have a bill preventing kids from having contact with religious parents until they're 18?)

    Am I a concise debater? Nope.
    Do I always make deep insightful points in my posts? Never said I did.
    Am I totally scatterbrained? Mad? Stark raving? Possib...ooo! Shiny!

  9. Re:Me, violent? on Congress To Consider Age Limits On Violent Games · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I suppose I could join the army and kill some 'o them homo-sapiens, but with my WC3 training I'd probably just get put in tactical.

    "Sir! The enemy has been spotted over yonder sand dune!"

    *rubs hands together* "Perfect! Okay, everyone gather 'round the archmage! We're gonna teleport into their midst and take out their production lines! You, Private Bulletfodder! Call the CO and..."

    "Sir! What the fsck is an archmage, Sir!?"

    "Um... hm. Do we have any steam tanks?"

    "Sir, we have a few hundred regular tanks, Sir!"

    "Damn! What about elven healers? We need those or the assult will fail!"

    "Sir, what the fsck, Sir!"

    "Kodo beasts?"

    "No, Sir!"

    "Griffens? Archers? Ancients? Death Knights?"

    "No!"

    "At least a few Dark Templars, right?"

    "No, and you're confused, Sir!"

    "Um. Okay... we retreat! Get the zepplins!"

    "... Sir... zepplins??"

    "You know, from those goblin folk!"

    "Sir, the CO recommends we shoot you through the head with extreme prejudise... pregudiss... predj... with extreme evilness!"

    *bang!* *thud!* *bleeeeeeed...*
    "I'm slain! Oh, it's a far better thing I do for my people than I could ever country for... I mean... to put food on my family... or... *gasp*... to be or not to am! With... with carrots! Carrots and lima beans!"

    *bang!*

    "Ow!" *dies*

  10. Re:Why stop under 18 sales? on Congress To Consider Age Limits On Violent Games · · Score: 1

    And they'll have some decent tactical training, too!

  11. Me, violent? on Congress To Consider Age Limits On Violent Games · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lessee... Combat, Duke Nukem, Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 3D, Doom, Quake, Unreal, Unreal Tournament, Warcraft II, Starcraft, Warcraft III...

    *looks around*

    Nope, haven't killed any people yet.

  12. Re:good stuff on Hyper-Threading Speeds Linux · · Score: 1

    err ... do you really need that much CPU power for a webserver ?

    If you're running IIS, absolutely. (I work at an ISP so this isn't just idle speculation. :)

  13. Re:Dark Materials on Slashback: Disputes, Clones, Audio · · Score: 1

    I read several L'Engle books as a kid.

    *looks around*

    Nope, I'm still an atheist. Of course, they don't call me Mr. Oblivious fer nothin'...

    I just may have to go read 'em again.

  14. Re:Sierra games! on Top Ten Most Collectible Video Games · · Score: 1

    Yup. Upgraded to a whopping 256K on that sucker! (Actually, this required two of those add-ons. I had the widest PCjr in town!)

  15. Re:Original Castle Wolfenstein on Top Ten Most Collectible Video Games · · Score: 1

    Yeah! I grew up on those old Sierra games! My first computer was a PCjr so I got to see and hear the original King's Quest in all its low-res 16-color three-channel-sound glory.

  16. Re:Computer Security vs Real Security on Amazon Releases 1-Click Patent Sequel · · Score: 1

    Any bets as to how long before their database becomes a part of the Total Information Awareness network?

  17. Re:amazon again? on Amazon Releases 1-Click Patent Sequel · · Score: 1

    Heck, I haven't purchased a single thing from Amazon since the 1-click patent hit. (I used to get both books and DVDs from them so they did lose a customer.)

  18. Re:Hey, nobody died on Another Millionaire Spammer Story · · Score: 1

    Well then, I invite you to take my place at work for a day (tech support for an ISP) so you get to talk to all the customers who are pissed off because the mail server crashed due to its entire hard drive getting filled up with spam.

  19. Re:Hard to imagine on Have Fujitsu Harddrives Been Failing in Record Numbers? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I have never had trouble with the IBM Deskstar drives in my file server (been running for 3 years now). Maybe I got lucky and was shipped drives from a good batch...

  20. Re:Not A Bug, Intentional on High-Speed Burning Could Harm Pioneer Combo Drives · · Score: 1

    And you're forgetting about us independant filmmakers. I wanna have my horribly low-budget films on DVD, darnit! And fast!

  21. Re:Ooh, goody... on Hotmail: Not Safe For Work? · · Score: 1

    Or more reasons to use public key encryption...

  22. Re:i dont get to go :( on Slashdot Meetup Reminder · · Score: 1

    The Missoula, MT one got canceled because only 1 persons RSVP'd. And that was me.

  23. Re:No problem---Apple will have plenty of money on Sorenson Countersues Apple · · Score: 1

    According to Apple's web page, the upgrade price only applies to those who bought a new mac on July 17th or later.

    That effectively makes my Mac OS 10 upgrage coupons worthless.

    Those bastards. I can't afford the $129 price tag for 10.2!

  24. Re:I've been waiting... on Loki Publishes "Programming Linux Games" · · Score: 1

    Ditto that! I ordered the book as soon as I saw there was a link to it.

  25. Re:Famous last words... on Smallest Autonomous Untethered Robot Ever Created · · Score: 1

    Yeah, everyone knows that pure research is totally useless... :)