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DDoS for Fun and Profit

First there's the Microsoft worm, reported earlier, which in addition to all the other damage has apparently knocked Microsoft's Windows XP activation servers (and Bank of America ATMs) off the net. Then we've got a report about the ongoing demise of DALnet, perhaps not the way we expected it to go. And Canada discovers a risk of online voting.

424 comments

  1. They're still dying? by EvilStein · · Score: 4, Funny

    Geez, Dalnet and EFnet are beginning to sound like Apple - they're *always* "going out of business" or something like that.

    Wait, the difference is that Apple is still on the net. Heh.

    1. Re:They're still dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linknet owns with SSL

    2. Re:They're still dying? by Matty_ · · Score: 0, Troll

      You should add that BSD is dying to the above list. :-)

    3. Re:They're still dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Speaking of BSD and DDoS attacks;

      What's the general opinion here about slashdot linking to freebsd's main ftp server every time there's a new version, before it's been officially announced or mirrored?

      How about slashdot linking to small personal servers, knowing full well that 99% of the time this is going to effectively make those servers inaccessable for a day or two?

      Is Cmdrtaco a script-kiddie?

  2. In the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft will own all the servers, so all server attacks will take out Microsoft servers.

  3. For Fun and Profit? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, I can see how some script kiddie might think that orchestrating a DDoS attack might be fun but how would he profit from it?

    Anyone?

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    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. Orchestrate DDoS
      2. ????
      3. Profit!

    2. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      its all about their ego, no real life or real life issues to be compensated with non real life actions.

    3. Re:For Fun and Profit? by kobaz · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe companies like apple and other competing operating systems and computer companies profited because when joe schmoe turned on his computer that he bought at 2am saterday night he couldnt activate his new improved windows ex pee advanced super wonderful edition release 5, he went back to the store and got a mac, or a mandrake box, or a lindows box.

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    4. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I believe the news clipping was labeld in such a way to make a play off Aleph1's famous phrack magazine article describing buffer overflows, which was titled "Smashing the Stack for Fun and Profit".

      za

    5. Re:For Fun and Profit? by TheTomcat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hypothetically, say there were two major on-line auction sites. We'll call them auction.example.com and sell.example.com.

      auction.example.com might want to attack sell.example.com's servers -- more business and credibility for auction.example.com (unless they get caught)

      ----

      If, hypothetically, I run a brick-and-mortar specialty store (I sell cheese). I notice business dwindling off. I survey some of my customers and find out they're buying their Gouda from cheese.example.com. Attack the site, or the whole 'net: get customers back.

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      However, I suspect this new worm's ("Bill's Tapeworm" as I heard another slashdotter call it) DDoS payload was a side-effect and likely accidental. The worm is trying to reproduce, and the DDoS seems like an unintended payload (after all, if the work can't get to another target because of network congestion, it can't infect it (UDP packets DO get dropped in such situations)).

      S

    6. Re:For Fun and Profit? by tigris · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not script kiddies. Content Providers. Just think about all those movies and music being traded for free without a single dime going to the big conglomerates.

      Must be driving them nuts.

      Wouldn't surprise me in the least if they've moved beyond rhetoric to action.

    7. Re:For Fun and Profit? by phreaknb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe this was started by a security company. Then people come to them looking for the patch. Then the security company charges for the path == profit.

    8. Re:For Fun and Profit? by diamond0 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      how would he profit from it?

      Extortion; Blackmail.

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    9. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although it seems counter-intuitive, my Gnutella server seemed to have had a decent increase in the number of downloads while the net was getting hit by this ;).

    10. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think maybe you misunderstand. Read the disassembly, it's a competently coded mini-worm. The DDoS itself is the payload, the worm reproduces so fast it consumes network resources. It's a tiny 404 byte total payload which infects a udp port with one single packet, no "bad" responses, no checks, no questions asked. Vulnerable servers are packeting with those infectious payloads just one second later. It's a DDoS worm, a tribble.

    11. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how do you collect on that without getting caught?

    12. Re:For Fun and Profit? by TheTomcat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No. It's a parasite.

      Its rate of infection is so high that the DoS is caused, which in turn uses all available bandwidth, just like when a biological parasite kills the host; the parasite dies off..

      As you put it, the payload doesn't do anything but try to infect other hosts -- no syn floods, no ICMP, nothing except sending packets that could infect other servers. That's why I think the DoS was unintentional.

      S

    13. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Paypall.

    14. Re:For Fun and Profit? by damiam · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but Microsoft (usually) provides free patches for their vulnerabilities, including this one. It's hard to compete with free.

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    15. Re:For Fun and Profit? by zogger · · Score: 1

      --if the dos was a side issue, then do you think this was just an early proof of concept thing?

    16. Re:For Fun and Profit? by paganizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I doubt very seriously that we have to look any further than OverPeer for the origins of this attack; according to RedTeam, this has been going on in very localized spurts since Jan 5th.
      It would make sense to me this is a RIAA sponsered thing gone wrong.

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    17. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      The phrase "for fun and profit" is a lot older than that magazine article -- it refers to ads in 1950's comic books that would offer some book for learning some dubious skill (lockpicking, growing mushrooms, etc.) -- the headline always read "Learn (Subject) for Fun and Profit!"

    18. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm paranoid or nuthin, but if some large company wanted to absolutely emphasize the need to run Palladium, what better way than to create a public uproar with a worm or two. Who better to create such things than the originator of the operating system being attacked... "See! We have to lock down ALL PCs."

    19. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I'd go after those MSSQL-running P2P sumbitches too! Oh wait...jeezus, not everything is about the **AAs! Forest, trees...you figure it out.

    20. Re:For Fun and Profit? by DarkZero · · Score: 1

      As you put it, the payload doesn't do anything but try to infect other hosts -- no syn floods, no ICMP, nothing except sending packets that could infect other servers. That's why I think the DoS was unintentional.

      If the DoS was unintentional, then wouldn't the worm have done NOTHING? I doubt that someone would write a worm under the intention that it infect other hosts and do absolutely nothing with that infection. Rather, I think whoever wrote it was just smart enough to realize that they could make the worm smaller and less immediately recognizable by leaving out the DoS commands and just letting the DoS create itself through the propagation of the worm.

    21. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hi! This isn't funny anymore.

      Please moderate accordingly.

  4. **AA behind DALnet attacks? by Chaltek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    from the conspiracy theory dept.:
    Just a conjecture, but it wouldn't seem out of step with **AA tactics to take down DALnet in order to curb illegal file sharing.

    ~Chaltek

    1. Re:**AA behind DALnet attacks? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally I think that the DoS against DALnet is actually an attempt to harm efnet. See, the DALnetters are all flooding into channels on efnet. In fact since DALnet has come under fire many efnet servers have started limiting you to five (!) ban slots. FIVE! So the signal to noise ratio has gotten worse on efnet, yet we have less tools to try to solve it with.

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    2. Re:**AA behind DALnet attacks? by C0deM0nkey · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Just a conjecture, but it wouldn't seem out of step with **AA tactics to take down DALnet in order to curb illegal file sharing.

      If I was going to get into conspiracy theory, I'd point the finger at any of the various commercial "Messengers" (AOL Messenger, Yahoo Messenger, MSN Messenger, etc.) before I'd point at the *AA's.

      People addicted to chatting WILL pick up one of the other chat venues if IRC is not available which means more eyeballs for the ads that support those venues.

      File traders already have other means: KaZaa, et. al.

    3. Re:**AA behind DALnet attacks? by ameoba · · Score: 1

      according to http://irc.netsplit.de/networks/, the most populated warez/mp3/vcd channels are all on EFNet. Why would they mess with DALnet?

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    4. Re:**AA behind DALnet attacks? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      IRC is available. Dalnet is by no means only network.

      Not to mention, a true irc addict would never accept anything as sucky as those IM's as a substitute.

    5. Re:**AA behind DALnet attacks? by Any_User · · Score: 1

      The trick to cutting down the noise is to make the best use of your bans: /ban *!*@*!*

      This will get rid of almost all your problems.

  5. Dalnet Article is a JOKE. by cioxx · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Does anyone ever check the dates on articles? Or the content?

    April 1st.

    1. Re:Dalnet Article is a JOKE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dalnet Article is a JOKE
      It's not a fuckin joke. I haven't been able to connect to dalnet in over a week. The only server left up is in Malaysia. Please do not talk about things you don't even have the slightest clue about. And once dalnet is gone, you can be damn sure the other networks are next. Public IRC's days are numbered.

    2. Re:Dalnet Article is a JOKE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to insult your inteligence, but that was kind of the point...

    3. Re:Dalnet Article is a JOKE. by Karamchand · · Score: 1

      uhm. The first comment for the article you're mentioned says exactly the same. Sorry, but everyone who didn't notice it was a fake is just plain stupid.

    4. Re:Dalnet Article is a JOKE. by Wizzu · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's dated January 24. Nothing about April.

      DALnet has had practically no public servers available since sometime early December, this thing is no joke.

    5. Re:Dalnet Article is a JOKE. by EchoMirage · · Score: 4, Informative

      Does anyone ever check the dates on articles? Or the content?

      Uhh...the Slashdot article on the sale of DALnet was a joke, but the DDoS attack on DALnet is very real. Actually, several IRC networks have been getting DDoSed in recent months.

    6. Re:Dalnet Article is a JOKE. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      What are you rambling on about? And why are you modded up? If I wasn't confused enough today, I am now. :-)

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    7. Re:Dalnet Article is a JOKE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In recent months? I was running an IRC server at the beginning of the nineties, and fending off pingfloods then. IRC servers started coming under attack about five minutes after the first two were deployed. The reason, then as now, is mostly that IRC server admins and ops are generally petulant little maladjusted twits that make MUD operators or slashdot editors look like Martin Luther King. This is also why IRC has always been the red-headed stepchild of the net.

      Yes, it'll thrash itself to bits eventually, but that'll be a good thing. Whatever replaces it can only be better.

  6. DDoS by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Funny

    like when Apple started charging for .mac services.

  7. Fastest day of the internet all year by leprkan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would put money on it that tommorow will be the generally fastest day of the internet all year (not saying much it's january). Everything important will be patched, and all the home pc owners that don't know jack about computers will say, "I don't want to catch that virus I heard about on the news, I better wait a day untill it dies down". Thus more bandwidth for everyone else.

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    1. Re:Fastest day of the internet all year by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      Today has been plenty fast for me. I haven't noticed any problems yet (well, other than not being able to register Visual Studio .NET, is there a crack out there?). The internet really is quite resilient.

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    2. Re:Fastest day of the internet all year by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      Okay, spam is down from 60/day to just two this weekend on my account, although admittedly some people from the US are having trouble emailing me also...

      Is it time to declare a digital public holiday?

  8. huh by pummer · · Score: 4, Funny

    why would they use online voting when they could simply use chad-laden punch cards??

    1. Re:huh by wrenkin · · Score: 1

      Because the NDP probably thinks that's too old fashioned. They're trying to be 'hip' nowadays, ie Jack.

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    2. Re:huh by Fireshadow · · Score: 1

      Or marbles: "Another form of mechanical voting system is used in Gambia, where marbles are placed in a machine to indicate votes for candidates. The machine calculates the number of marbles allocated to each candidate." from ace project

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      "It's one thing to talk about the poetry of machines. Quite another to listen to it for yourself."
  9. EFNet is quite alive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm on it right now. No problems connecting other than the normal internet issues from today's worm.

  10. I use to have sympathy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For hackers and even crackers to a certain extent. That feeling has eroded to nil.

  11. and i choose... by Extrymas · · Score: 1

    ...DDoS'ing for fun.

  12. i don't get it by pummer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    microsoft can't even secure their own servers? How can we expect their OS's to run securely on our servers?

    1. Re:i don't get it by anubi · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I think the psychology is kinda simple:

      You know how it is if you hire somebody *else* to paint your house? There is usually a heckuva lotta stuff you would have done differently because its *your* house.

      But if you paint the house yourself, it takes a heck of a lot longer than you dreamed, but it's done right - to your exact satisfaction. You know everything about it - and if anything goes wrong, you know exactly how to fix it.

      There's a big different between *yours* and *someone-else's*.

      I feel the same about OS.

      If its really not all that important, I will go with whatever gets the job done quickest.

      But, if my life or reputation depend upon it, I need to be secure in my knowledge that I know exactly what I am doing - for it is I and I alone which must take responsibility for the outcome.

      I think a lot of it is like choosing rope - if you are a shopkeeper, you may choose a rope based on its markup and profit potential, but if you are a mountain climber, you probably choose rope based on a completely different criteria.

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      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

    2. Re:i don't get it by aoteoroa · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am no fan of Microsoft but will defend them for a moment. The article never said that Windows XP activation servers were infected by the worm just that the servers were "offline". In other words the servers are not compromised but are currently unreachable due to a denial of service attack.

    3. Re:i don't get it by octaene · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you what I don't get - is the fact that these types of attacks take place at all and affect anyone!!! I mean, how many times do we have to tell System Admin's to turn off unused services?

      You know, I work at a company as the team lead of the Firewall administrators, and our policy has always been to block or reject services that aren't needed on the network at both our border firewalls and our customer protection firewalls. How many attacks will it take for this to sink in?

      The author of this post cracks on Microsoft for not securing their own servers - and I appreciate the humor in that also - but remember that companies that make operating systems want to enable companies to use various server services and daemons, not force them to enable all the things that they want. The responsibility MUST fall on the shoulders of the system administrator and the network auditor to keep him honest...

    4. Re:i don't get it by pummer · · Score: 1

      You're right. Some sysadmins expect to do no work and have security handed to them -- that's not gonna happen. I was merely trying to point out that Microsoft should do better work on their servers, and try to make sure that stupid admins don't have that much work.

    5. Re:i don't get it by Random+Feature · · Score: 1

      Why is the d*mn service turned on by default?

      I agree, admins should turn off unused services but why do some OSes turn on services that are unlikely to be used in general by default? Why don't they leave them turned off and let the admin activate the service when they determine they actually need it?

      For example, why is IIS installed and turned on by default on every d*mn W2K install when it's not always necessary? *I* didn't ask it to be installed and running, so why is it?

      Would it really be that hard for MS to give you the option when you're installing a server?

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    6. Re:i don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I work at a company as the team lead of the Firewall administrators, and our policy has always been to block or reject services that aren't needed on the network at both our border firewalls and our customer protection firewalls. How many attacks will it take for this to sink in?

      Microsoft SQL Server runs in a 'desktop' version called MSDE. It's quite possible that the worm was brought in by a laptop (or a VPN tunnel.)

    7. Re:i don't get it by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Uhm, IIS isn't part of the default installation package of Windows 2000 Pro. Only in Windows 2000 Server does it get installed by default.

      Besides, there's always "Add/Remove Components". Sheesh.

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    8. Re:i don't get it by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      Where did you get the information for that conclusion? It was not in any of the links given.
      I experienced slowdown on a lot of sites, but if the XP activation servers have gone offline then that would indicate to me that they have been affected more directly - in that they were vulnerable themselves.

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    9. Re:i don't get it by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1
      That is what I originally thought, but that is not correct or even relevant in this case.
      You are right about IIS, but if someone installs MS SQL (and it is apparently not there by default) then they want it to be open on at least one interface and there is no way for MS to know which one - that has to be left up to the Admins.

      Those Admins have failed in at least two ways here:

      • They should have made that decision
      • It should have been backed up by a firewall
      • The patch or the service pack should have been installed.
        This last one is a bit iffy because apparently both the patch (available since last summer) and the Service Pack (available since last week) are pigs to install and can mean several hours of downtime, even given competent administrators (who would have have got one of the first two choices right anyway).
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    10. Re:i don't get it by Proc6 · · Score: 1

      I installed the SQL Service Pack 3 on a 450mhz P3, it took maybe 3-5 minutes.

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      I'm Rick James with mod points biatch!

  13. Activation servers off the net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is from HardOCP.com:

    It's 2:20 CST and I'm trying to activate a copy of XP. I need to, because this repair/upgrade (changed mb, disk controller, video, hdisk, NIC, RAM, USB revision, CPU, etc) I can't logon without activation.

    Except, I CAN'T ACTIVATE. I am told there is no way ANY copy of XP can be activated in the next 5 hours because of (drum roll)

    ** Routine maintenance **. I mean, I asked: I said

    "You don't have some little stand-alone machine that reads a DVD database so you could stand in line and do it?"

    "You don't have a couple hundred "last resort" number ranges? You can call me back tomorrow!!!"

    "There's not some guy you can go ask? Ya can't call Bill at home?"

    So, I gotta stop my project for some unknown length of time. Good thing I'm not updating a medical drug interaction database, or an available transplant database, or a process flow control system or a hazardous atmosphere measurement system or a BUNCH of other possibilities. In my case, either I miss the superbowl, or my car dealer can't find and order Volvo cars on Monday. Life will continue.

    But, I'm still seriously pissed. Call 'em at 888-571-2048 and try for activation.

    And let's think about the true meaning of the fact you can't release liability for the consequential damage resulting from negligence. I mean, I have NEVER heard about "routine maintenance" on the 24.7.365 activation promise...

    Well, on to the next job...

    1. Re:Activation servers off the net? by ozric99 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So, I gotta stop my project for some unknown length of time. Good thing I'm not updating a medical drug interaction database, or an available transplant database, or a process flow control system or a hazardous atmosphere measurement system or a BUNCH of other possibilities. In my case, either I miss the superbowl, or my car dealer can't find and order Volvo cars on Monday. Life will continue.

      If the work is that important, why do you not have a backup machine with which to perform the task? Rather ironic that you're lambasting Microshaft for having no backup system when you yourself have none.

      Disclaimer: yeah, yeah, I know it's pretty poor that M$ doesn't have any kind of backup activation facility, but just playing devil's advocate a little.

    2. Re:Activation servers off the net? by handsomepete · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've been given the 'routine maintenance' runaround on non-mssql bombing days twice. About 8 months ago they told me I wouldn't be able to activate for at least 24 hours because of 'routine maintenance and a database upgrade'. Activated two days after. 2 months later I called about 3am CST and was told that during that time is when they do their 'routine maintenance'. When I got them during a good time after that, the operator (poor guy) hassled me about my re-activating. Even after I told him that I just changed out some hardware on the same computer, he insisted on telling me that I couldn't install XP on a second computer (as in he didn't believe me). After a 10 minute conversation he finally gave up and gave me activation, but with a stern warning ("Well, just remember that this is the third time you've activated this copy in 6 months").

      2 months after that I left Windows for good and latched on to Linux. So far I haven't had to call my distros for product activation, so I'm happy.

      (Disclaimer: Linux isn't for everyone, not preaching, just my experience, yadda yadda yadda...)

    3. Re:Activation servers off the net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still can't figure out how the masses got sucked into such a scheme. We get what we deserve don't we?

      Derek

    4. Re:Activation servers off the net? by escher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This sort of thing is precisely why I will never run XP on any of my own computers. If I have to run a Windows program, it will be on Windows 2000. When new software stops supporting that platform I hope to have already switched everything over to either my Mac or Linux boxen.

    5. Re:Activation servers off the net? by StarTux · · Score: 1

      Next job?

      Apple Retail Store, pick up a nice new iBook or PowerMac.

      Or Partition drive and start installing Linux.

      StarTux

    6. Re:Activation servers off the net? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Maybe he can't get the backup machine activated either :-)

    7. Re:Activation servers off the net? by davidstrauss · · Score: 2, Informative

      First, this repair/upgrade sounds more like a different computer. Second, XP allows three changes every 120 days. Finally, SP1 gives you a grace period if you deactivate your product with changes to your system. You either didn't update your computer to the latest service pack (which came out a while ago) or you waited until the last minute. No sympathy from me.

    8. Re:Activation servers off the net? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      er, wait a minute....
      This question may sound a bit dumb, but "You have to activate XP for a freakin' *hardware* upgrade???"

      Damn....

      In order to explain the "dumbness" of my question: I switched to linux *exclusively* 6 years ago. I am SO glad I did that after reading all this...

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    9. Re:Activation servers off the net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      > No sympathy from me.

      Well...

      He _paid_ for XP.

      He is a _customer_.

      He didn't sign a piece of paper saying that he will upgrade to every sp that MS deliver. If he want to upgrade a machine running XPsp0, he have every fucking right to do so.

      And if he used sp1 and waited two days before activating, then this is his right too.

      Microsoft *promised* 24x365 avaibility of their activation scheme.

      They lied. As usual.

      (Btw, you have no sympathy from me, either, msboy)

    10. Re:Activation servers off the net? by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      So, I gotta stop my project for some unknown length of time. Good thing I'm not updating a medical drug interaction database, or an available transplant database, or a process flow control system or a hazardous atmosphere measurement system or a BUNCH of other possibilities.

      If it was anything important, you should be using the corporate edition (which doesn't have activation) and not the home edition.

      If it's life-or-death important you should have a backup server which can be swapped in, or perhaps an entire server-farm if you insist on using windows.

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    11. Re:Activation servers off the net? by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      Sorry for you man but for those guys you're just another idiot to screw. Real bigass customers probably have DVDs with oogles of good codes or key generation servers in-house. Actually no sensible business would accept the standard EULA M$ pushes down your throat. By that I mean the one that voids any kind of guarantee, fitenss for sale or any particular purpose. Honestly, the first time I read it, I was shocked: it more or less states that M$ is selling you a bunck of crap, a brick in a nice package, gasoline mixed with water, a refurbished car after an accident claiming it in perfect condition. My favourite joke is that next EULA will require to run naked down the street singing some M$ prayer before logging in WinXP(ired).
      Sorry, but your bucks have already been accounted for the moment you ripped that shrink wrap, now you're on your own, perhaps kept afloat on some untold M$ goodwill effort. If you're trying to do anything more than DVDs, email and gaming you should either see what sort of big-iron support they claim to provide or migrate to some serious environment.

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    12. Re:Activation servers off the net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word.

      XPkey.

      File: XPKey.exe
      Length: 49152 Bytes, 48KB
      UUHash: =Q0W7BDB4cNF8b0SJOoH4Xv8///8=

    13. Re:Activation servers off the net? by NexusTw1n · · Score: 1
      So, I gotta stop my project for some unknown length of time. Good thing I'm not updating a medical drug interaction database, or an available transplant database, or a process flow control system or a hazardous atmosphere measurement system or a BUNCH of other possibilities.
      "If it was anything important, you should be using the corporate edition (which doesn't have activation) and not the home edition."

      Bingo. XP home edition production activation I hear is a raw deal, I wouldn't know, I use an enterprise level edition. No activation required, I can change any computer to any extent I want, and not require permission from MS.

      Now, that's no comfort to home and small office users, and I certainly wouldn't like to use XP under the EULA MS offer the aforementioned users, but to claim medical or otherwise critical projects could be stopped is a troll, it's total nonsense.

      I'm sorry but anyone with an important job in a major organisation will have XP Pro Enterprise, little Jimmy's new kidney will not rely on a call centre operator at MS. Because everyone in the medical IT centre will have a site licensed copy of XP which doesn't care if you change the MB,CPU,RAM,HDD,NIC and the graphics card every day just for the fun of it.
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    14. Re:Activation servers off the net? by dvanduzer · · Score: 1
      And let's think about the true meaning of the fact you can't release liability for the consequential damage resulting from negligence. I mean, I have NEVER heard about "routine maintenance" on the 24.7.365 activation promise...

      Perhaps I just called before they had sent out the internal memo, or perhaps the rep I spoke to fell asleep during the Bi-Monthly Damage Control Training Seminar, but I was told in no uncertain terms that this outage was related to the worm. I can definitely see how this sort of thing could be considered "routine" by now, though.

      I wish I had a tape recorder handy though, because her exact words on the phone were "Basically, Microsoft is dead in the water right now."
    15. Re:Activation servers off the net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I tried to activate a copy of Office XP earlier today. The ``customer service agent'' gave the routine-maintenance excuse and suggested I call back later.

      When I asked for a time estimate, he admitted that ``routine maintenance'' was really ``there's this virus thing'' and suggested I call back in 5 or 6 hours.

      I'd have given a great deal to have had a tape recorder running on that phone call...

    16. Re:Activation servers off the net? by Scorchen · · Score: 1

      haha, so let me get this straight. For the hundreds of you out there that did the evil deed (Pirated windows XP) you get rewarded by not having to deal with activation/microsoft what-so-ever. And for those of you who actually thought they would get benefits for buying a legit copy? haha, Thank god i run linux.

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    17. Re:Activation servers off the net? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      I don't play in the XP land (never will), so I'm not as up on the terms and conditions. But I just have to ask...

      W...T...F?

      Second, XP allows three changes every 120 days.

      They put a limit on how often you can reinstall? 3 every 120 days? Huh? I'm supposed to plan my upgrade activity around this arbitrary number decided from On High at Redmond? 3 per 120 days is consistent with neither the average runtime for a given install before complete entropic failure or for the average number of system destroying Microsoft virii per unit time. Where did they come up with that number? Do you windows users actually have conversations like, "Uh, yeah, boss, my system got fried by that slammer bug yesterday, and I can't reinstall until February."

      No sympathy from me.

      You know, I may just see things fundamentally differently than you. When I see something this - a statement so mind numbingly incongruent with any furtherance of any thought I might consider slightly rational, it occurs to me that I might be facing a cultural or mental barrier whose sheer profundity demands a complete reasessment of the known universe. Pursuant to that goal:

      • You are OK with licensing terms that allow you to risk needing to reinstall only 3 times per 120 days (how do you install sound card drivers?)
      • You are aware that the licensing terms preclude your ability to control how and when your system is patched, ignoring all technical concerns with regard to the effect of that patch on your system, or the every changing EULA upon your way of life.
      • When you know of someone whose ability to use their computer impinged by these ridiculous licensing terms, you actually have the gall to tell them you have no sympathy?

      If we're on the same page thus far, then I have obviously waited far too long to leave the country.

    18. Re:Activation servers off the net? by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      Real bigass customers probably have DVDs with oogles of good codes or key generation servers in-house.

      Your sort of right. Any decent sized corporation (with over 5 pcs) and also the biggest warez'ed version of XP is the Corporate edition, which doesn't feature any hardware activation at all. It behaves just like Win2k in the respect that you put in the CD-Key, and thats it. There's no activating required.

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    19. Re:Activation servers off the net? by davidstrauss · · Score: 1
      Before you criticize someone's comment, do some research of your own. The three "changes" are hardware, not software. In other words, a new hard drive, a new sound card, and a new burner would be fine, but one more in less than 120 days would require activation. With SP1, you even have a grace period. In other words, you could practically change all components in your system over the course of a year without reactivating. You can change even more if you don't change your network card (the hash weighs MAC addresses more than other identifiers, but a network card change still counts as one toward the total). By the way, you never responded to my first point, that this sounds more like a different computer than an upgrade. That would be a violation of any license agreement.

      As an XP user and administrator, I have never had to "reactivate" even after significant upgrades.

    20. Re:Activation servers off the net? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      You are OK with licensing terms that allow you to risk needing to reinstall only 3 times per 120 days (how do you install sound card drivers?)

      The three "changes" are hardware, not software. In other words, a new hard drive, a new sound card, and a new burner would be fine, but one more in less than 120 days would require activation.

      OK, so the answer is yes. How expanding "changes" to events less significant than a reinstall supports your point is, I suppose, something I'll have to chalk up to "what universe am I in" question I asked earlier, and certainly doesn't help me determine WTF.

      By the way, you never responded to my first point, that this sounds more like a different computer than an upgrade.

      Well, the short answer is, I don't care. I don't agree with your assessment (some of us buy computers with the intent to move an already licensed operating system to them), but I don't think it's relevant to this discussion.

    21. Re:Activation servers off the net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What, are you saying that they were not using the (in)famous FCKGW key ?

      I knew it. Loosers :)

  14. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Super Bowl will be on.

    1. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does that mean no Futurama?

    2. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      yes...unless we take over the tv network like in th movie "Hackers". Then we can watch Futurama.

    3. Re:And... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      also, since the dot com blew up and is not the dot bomb, there should be less Pets.com crap to view.

    4. Re:And... by green1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The Super Bowl will be on."

      don't underestimate that one! I worked in technical support for an ISP for a while.. when the superbowl hit we did not get a single call in to the cue for over an hour, (I think between all the techs on shift we totalled less then 3 calls durring the game) we could tell when the game was over because the phone lines lit up, one of the techs answered the phone with "thankyou for calling, can I get your userid and the final score to the game please?"... and the client wondered how we knew that he was watching the game...

    5. Re:And... by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      Of course, for those that are advertising tomorrow and put up the website on the ad, it can be a very heavy day. I used to administer AT&T's website and each SuperBowl Sunday came in as the heaviest day of the year for us due to the number of ads that AT&T ran.

      You wouldn't think that there would be that many people distracted enough to check out the website, but that is exactly what happened, to the tune of 3-4x the average daily traffic.

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  15. Korean computers cut off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Korean computers were cut off the net"...

    Pity that they will be reconnected...

    1. Re:Korean computers cut off by rastachops · · Score: 1

      I did receive a lot *LESS* spam today than usual...

      :rolleyes:

      Mabye this whole DDoS was orchestrated by a fustrated /. member who was fed up with spam :)

  16. Dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So torn...should I damn Microsoft for providing easy replicative means to fuck up the net all day, or thank them for providing the means to disable the XP activiation servers?

    When your enemy is their own worst enemy, does that make them your friend?

    Head...aching...

    1. Re:Dilemma by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like Larry kneeling down behind Curly, then Moe pushing Curly real hard.

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    2. Re:Dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best enemy.
      Worst friend.
      But not cordial.
      Certainly not esteemed.

  17. I don't know about you by Anonymous+Butthead · · Score: 1

    But today has been the fastest day of internet access for a while.... Must be becasue all those damn bandwidth hungry Microsoft SQL Servers are down. Hey, i'm not complaining, more bandwidth for me!

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    1. Re:I don't know about you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, how is Microsoft SQL server "bandwidth hungry"?

  18. DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by Stillman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Right. I've had enough f this crap.
    But all this rage can go nowhere - you can't do anything about other people's stupidity - it's just so frustrating.

    Are there any SK's reading /.?

    Reply to this, anonymously if you must, and please give me some insight into what is so amusing about destroying the hard work/livelihood of others for 0 gain on your part? I just cannot understand the motivation to do so. It's like tagging - pointless destruction of property that achieves nothing.

    I guess if I thought for one second people might think about how junky most MS product offerings are, and replace them with high quality Open Source or Free software, I might see a point - but no one ever seems to.

    Sigh. So. Very. Depressed.

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    1. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could just kill the people behind the DDoS attacks after conviction. That should be a good deterrent. Maybe.

    2. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Well, if those that ran Dalnet didn't allow kiddy porn channels on their net perhaps they would not be attacked so much.

    3. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Script kiddies" won't answer to that label. They consider themselves "hackers", despite the fact that what they do takes little knowledge/skill. From what I've observed of script kiddies, they're usually 12-17 year olds who have a good bit of trouble in real life, so they take out their problems on the Internet. Taking down a network, to them, gives them a sense of power they do not have in real life.

      Of course, they may want to keep away from people like me. I located a handful of script kiddies back in high school and, with the help of a few friends who enjoy this type of thing, cornered them and really crushed their egos with verbal and physical force. These kids think they're so big and bad until they realize how pathetic they are in real life. For those of you who may still be in high school, I seriously advise picking on any would-be script kiddies. Not only is it fun, but it really messes them up after a while.

    4. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by Forgotten · · Score: 1

      Fortunately you're full of shit and these events only happened in your fantasy life, but


      These kids think
      they're so big and bad until they realize how pathetic they are in real life


      So you conclude that the reason they launch attacks is that they feel inadequate IRL, and your solution is to make them feel more inadequate there? Brilliant corrections strategy. You wouldn't be John Ashcroft would you?

    5. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Script kiddies" won't answer to that label. They consider themselves "hackers"

      Script kiddies don't write worms though, at least not the sophisticated kind. Sure, they might turn out Melissa v24.0 in VB, but these advanced attacks are written by people with much more skill.

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    6. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even the script kiddies are, for the most part, pretty pissed off. I spent quite a fair amount of my childhood in script-kiddie chat rooms, and going out and meeting up.
      The majority (as in everyone that I've met) has always tried to be non-destructive. There was one kid who hacked a server and panicked when he didn't know how to fix up the logs and instead wipped the machine. He got shunned and banned from the chat rooms.
      One reason, from a cold and practicle point of view, is that nobodies wants to piss off anyone important for fear of retribution, and plus the idea is to have servers that you can use to download stuff on, and use for private irc servers etc.

      Doesn't answer your question sorry, but I just wanted to point out that even in the 'hacking' world people are pissed off and annoyed by this.

    7. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by Stillman · · Score: 1

      It helps though - much better than the typical /. amateur psychologists and apologists that usually reply. At least it's an honest answer based on personal experience, which is what I was after. Thank you.

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    8. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, obviously the 5kryp7 k1dd33z are so horrified at seeing pornography involving people their own age that they would just *have* to launch a DDoS attack. (/sarcasm) Actually, they probably *enjoy* it....

      I am NOT, in any way, shape, or form, condoning child pornography! I just think you shouldn't blame the victim (DalNet) for "provoking" the attacks. I would really rather have DalNet without the crap too, but I don't really think the content they carry has anything to do with it. It's more the prestige of taking down someone big, which is why eBay, Microsoft, the RIAA, and DalNet are common targets.

      Actually, if someone would sic[1] the FBI onto those channels, the people that frequent them might be in the Big House in a hurry.

      [1] Note to spelling/grammar mods: this is indeed the correct way to spell "sic", not "sick" as some on this site would have it!

    9. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Yes you can. The have the ability to ban the channels. Unlike music/video sharing there is no way to justify allowing those channels.

    10. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by JohnFluxx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just one quick point I forgot to make...
      Note that hardly any of viruses, worms, etc cause any real damage. Imagine the harm you could do if you really wanted. Imagine if code-red wiped the drive. Imagine if this SQL worm spread really slowly and randomly modified the SQL database. If it wasn't detected for ages, yet had slowly deteriated the database over a matter of months hence rendering backups next to worthless.

    11. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hm. looks like someone lacks the ability to spot a troll when he/she sees one.

    12. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Unlike music/video sharing there is no way to justify allowing those channels.

      And yet some try

    13. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I just wanted to point out that even in the 'hacking' world

      Please, don't call script kiddies 'hackers'.

      I am a hacker. I have never broken the security of a system. (Unless in university where the system administrator asked us to try).

    14. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      So you ban #kiddyporn. A week later you ban #kiddy_porn. Then #kiddy-porn. Then #kiddyp0rn. Then #kiddypr0n. Lather, rinse, repeat.

      See the problem?

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    15. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by kikta · · Score: 2, Funny
      Imagine if this SQL worm spread really slowly and randomly modified the SQL database. If it wasn't detected for ages, yet had slowly deteriated the database over a matter of months hence rendering backups next to worthless.


      In that case, I believe the correct term is Service Pack. ;-)
    16. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever I see a cracked machine, it's always the same story - someone didn't put a good password (or any password) on their win2k box, and some kiddie scanned the entire network and found the machine. We find out about because the machine is sucking up immense amounts of bandwidth (big .edu, which means very fat pipe, no centralized authority over staff or student PCs, and no border firewall due to policy concerns). The kiddies take over the machine and set up irc and ftp on it to share movies, warez, etc.

    17. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by hfx_ben · · Score: 1
      In my blog (I got a little pissed and vented some) I wrote, "Like democracy itself, the 'net is vulnerable to stupidly self-indulgent ineptitude. Because SQL Server needs to be tucked in, otherwise it's a train wreck waiting for someone to act nasty, global web reachability dived below 75% around midnight EST."

      In the "gruesome details" category, Matrix NetSystems' report includes this gem: "ISS MSS (Managed Security Services) has recorded 2.5 million attacks from 12 a.m. to 3 a.m. EST (GMT-5) on January 25, 2003." What's that, approx 850K / hour ... approx 15K / minute ... approx 250 / second.

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    18. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by yourmom16 · · Score: 0

      I think thats why he put hacker in quotes

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    19. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

      There's no "reason" for these silly little kids to DDOS, they're just mindless sheep who have been passed the latest "kewl" script from other social inadequates, and being naughty fills the void in their sad little lives. It's not as though they're even inventive with this - they have no skills of their own, so toady around the few cretins who slap out the virus code/scripts like parasites, hoping to get the naughty script of the week.

      When they grow up and hit puberty, they'll realize what they've lost by convincing the admins to shut down the free services they offer.

      I just pity them.

    20. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      It isn't that hard to work up a regular expression that blocks channel names with 'kiddy' in them.

    21. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when the kiddy pr0n channel is #Mr_snuggle

      Unless someone goes to each and every of the hundreds of thousands chans that may exist at any given moment and verifies that no KP is being traded there is no way to ban it effectively.

  19. Bank ATM's knocked out by Maditude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Heh, looks like it took out a big portion of Bank of America's ATM (cash) machines!
    Link

    I can't believe that BoA has their ATM's on the internet -- anyone know more about how it got to their ATM network?

    1. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Believe it. Bank of America can not even do realtime updating of accounts on the internet. Sometimes it takes 48 hours for CASH transaction you DO IN A BRANCH to show up.

    2. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Don't know for sure, but a tunneled connection over the internet would probably be the cheapest way to deploy millions of ATM's worldwide... If there was an infectied computer on the segment that they connect to that could shut the whole thing down. (DDS that segment, no connections possible.)

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    3. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by UndercoverParrothead · · Score: 1

      I don't know about ATMs, but I noticed I was having some screwy cell phone service for a while, as well as not being able to complete a call for about an hour because of busy circuits.

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    4. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by RealSurreal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Everyone has to get in on the act ...

      "When a passenger check-in desk at Terminal Two, Heathrow Airport, shot up through the roof engulfed in a ball of orange flame the usual people tried to claim responsibility. First the IRA, then the PLO and the Gas Board even British Nuclear Fuels rushed out a statement to the effect that it was a one in a million chance there was hardly any radioactive leakage at all and the site of the explosion would make for a nice location for a day out with the kids and a picnic, before finally having to admit that it wasn't actually anything to do with them at all. "

      Douglas Adams, Long Dark Teatime of the Soul

    5. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you say "interest from the float?"

      Oh yeah... banks are your friends...

      uh huh...

      fucking parasites...

    6. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by mrmud · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't believe that BoA has their ATM's on the internet ...
      Duh!

      Don't you know that all major ISP's use their ATM network to connect to each others routers?! ;)

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    7. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by coolgeek · · Score: 1
      I kind of doubt they use the Internet to connect their branches to the 'net. They probably run a dedciated T1 into each branch for voice, and channel bank some data circuits off of that. T1 is more economical for voice at about 8-10 phone circuits (for business customers), so why pay "extra" for a broadband connection, especially when 2-4 channels of the T1 will handle the load?

      Probably what happened is something got into one of their extranet apps, hopped over the firewall, and then was inside. Their internal network collapsed under the load of the worm. Even more embarassing, IMO.

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    8. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by Enzo1977 · · Score: 1

      I can only hope that their ATMs connect via a direct telephone dialup from ATM to BoA. They may connect from BoA to other divisions of their own bank, or to other banks via the internet.

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    9. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BOA blows monkey dick!!!

      I work there and not i or anyone i work with has an account there. I steer everyone i know away from that place its a shithole of a company.

      While they are wrapping the american flag around themselves on TV they are simultaneously firing thousands of americans and replacing them with low cost workers from other countries. I feel for anyone who has to call the support numbers because you can't understand what the hell these people are saying. What a bunch of hypocrits.

      If you are looking for a good bank look elsewhere like a credit union for instance.

    10. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by statusbar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But... IF That were the case, in my mind it is even MORE scary! That would mean that the Bank Of America is NOT UPDATING there systems! Security holes abound! In a BANK's DATABASE???

      --jeff++

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    11. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by isomeme · · Score: 1

      The really spooky thing is that their phone query system is usually completely up to date, including transactions made only minutes earlier. The mind boggles trying to imagine a system upfucked enough to have two status query systems for the same data and users behaving that differently. The phone and net systems must be independent silo apps, with little or no shared implementation despite clear opporunities for shared code to implement the business side of the apps (authorization and so forth). I don't envy their IT gang.

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    12. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by TheLink · · Score: 1

      That would be a bad design. If you're a bank you should have different isolated internal networks.

      Something like:
      One for the staff to do their desktop stuff - email etc.
      At least one for the IT bunch to do their development and testing work on banking apps.
      One for the actual production banking stuff.

      It should be very difficult for a worm or unauthorised stuff to get in the production network.

      They could share WAN links but QoS and bandwidth controls should ensure that the production banking stuff always gets enough bandwidth.

      Using the Internet to connect stuff like ATMs with no backup channels shows one or more of the following:
      1) How much the Bank cares about its customers.
      or
      2) How incompetent the Bank is.
      or
      3) How low on resources the Bank is.

      What other explanations can there be?

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    13. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can believe they might have their ATMs on the Internet; sensibly used the internet can be reliable and secure.

      What I can't believe is that a major bank would run critical systems on a Microsoft operating system. Surely they can't be doing that? If they are, then nobody should trust them with any money.

  20. Same as efnet a while back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that the twat who's doing this, and it's the same muppet who went postal on efnet a while back.

    It has nothing to do with profit, and everything to do with penis size (or lack thereof).

  21. Power. by Second_Derivative · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Feeling of power basically. They want to be "ph33r3d" and to run DalNET (or whatever else) into the ground would make them the most powerful people on DalNET because they have power over everyone else and the network is completely at their mercy.

    That this is just an inherent problem in the internet's sociology and architecture isn't really a term in the equation but there you go.

    1. Re:Power. by ez76 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That this is just an inherent problem in the internet's sociology and architecture isn't really a term in the equation but there you go.
      As a sociological phenomenon, power-tripping is hardly limited to the Internet.
    2. Re:Power. by ameoba · · Score: 1

      However, on the 'net it is _FAR_ easier to obtain power than it is elsewhere. Raising an army of thousands of zombies to stop all trafic in a major city isn't terribly likely for the average pimply-faced highschooler skript-kiddie still living in their parents' basement, but on the 'net, it's not too difficult.

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    3. Re:Power. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you go to Sunnydale High School.

  22. for fun and profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i fail to see the profitability of this.

    could be fun when it involves microsoft though.

  23. What's up with email? by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    I didn't get any spam today... can you guys do this DDOS thing more often? :)

    1. Re:What's up with email? by zaren · · Score: 1

      I did, and to one of my very lightly spammed accounts... and it was in German. Annoying enough that I got spam to that account, but I couldn't even read it :p

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  24. Self-destructive by mu51c10rd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I do not believe the people responsible for such attacks realize they are being self-destructive. The only end goal of such actions is not to increase security-mindedness in the computer world, but rather scare the normal users, the public, from ever touching the Net. Without the users, companies will be stretched to find the cash to keep up the backbone structure and I am sure it would fall apart. The media hypes anything that is detrimental to the public, including viruses, DDoS attacks, etc. This does nothing but a) scare users off the net 2) make the Net look bad to the public. So are all these kids out there pulling stunts going ahead with the goal of destroying the Net in mind? Even though that seems to be all they know? Interesting, work to destroy the only thing you know. Perhaps I should start a crusade to physically destroy computers too? My actions would teach people they do not *require* their computers to survive right? Just like taking down sites will serve to show people security vulnerabilities?

    1. Re:Self-destructive by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      The media hypes anything that is detrimental to the public, including viruses, DDoS attacks, etc. This does nothing but a) scare users off the net 2) make the Net look bad to the public.
      So is it the **AA doing this DDoS?
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  25. DALnet by Thatmushroom · · Score: 1

    IRC going down? Archive all of your favorite quotes and other comedic mishaps here. I've always found this site to be rather funny, and I wanted to share it with others.

    Especially because this is a good chance to /. their server.

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    1. Re:DALnet by glwtta · · Score: 1
      General consensus around the parts i hang out seems to be that losing DALnet wouldn't be such a bad thing.

      Hm, some group of people is attacking the largest IRC network, presumably with the intention of bringing it down completely. Should they succeed, how good is that really for the other IRC networks?

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    2. Re:DALnet by lvdrproject · · Score: 1
      Well, DALnet hasn't been the largest network for a while now, but...

      I don't know, could be good, could be bad. Good in the sense that the other networks get massive numbers to add to their communities. Bad in the sense that (01) the DDoSers might move on to those other networks, and (02) a lot of lamers hang out on DALnet that other networks may not exactly welcome with open arms. So it's a trade-off, i guess. If the servers and the administrators try to keep DALnet up indefinitely, they're going to end up alienating their users, and they'll move to other networks anyway (because the attacks will continue). On the other hand, if the DDoSers have a specific goal in mind, they may just give up and move on to other networks, or they may even spread out and attack multiple networks. But who can say what the DDoSers have in mind?

    3. Re:DALnet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      Wake up and smell the burning RJ45. First, DALnet has posted two issues of the zine completely dedicated to the DDOS issue. Second, the staff of DALnet are not in-fighting. We're working our asses off trying to get this back up for the users. Yes, that has ment some staff changes, most notably a new CEO - but not infighting.

      Your lack of understanding of the dozens of people that make the entire DALnet experience possible is amazing. You seem to think that DALnet just materialized out of thin air, and if it doesnt serve your purpose properly that it should be 'put out of its misery'. Well, guess what, DALnet will never just die off - because for some of us, its played more of a role in our lives than somewhere to trade porn. I can easily say that I would not be where I am emotionally, career-wise, and romatically if it wasnt for the role DALnet placed for me. And I'll continue to fight tooth and nail to make sure that medium exists to change someone elses' life.

    4. Re:DALnet by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Ok, one of the largest IRC networks (and as I understand it, the difference isn't that big, but I haven't seen any recent numbers).

      My impression is that completely bringing down something as large as one of the biggest IRC networks would be a somewhat unprecedented success, for these "hackers" (the term does get thrown around rather loosely, doesn't it? I still think of myself as a perl hacker...); it is just highly unlikely that the other networks will be left alone after this. Whether if the same people shift their focus, or others try to copy or outdo them, or if that just becomes the thing to do if you are a 1337 h4>0r.

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    5. Re:DALnet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly DALnet has been trouble ever since it's inception - and I'm speaking as someone (a former very high-profile admin) who was there through most of its formative times. It doesn't help that the "leader" of DALnet is, or at least was, in my opinion, an egotistical j*rk.

      Yes, the focus was on the users - but only in that the more users there were, the more important it would make those who "run" DALnet. Sorry. I'm not unhappy to see it go.

      --Russell

    6. Re:DALnet by lvdrproject · · Score: 1
      Ok, way way way late in the discussion; i can only hope that you will come back to read this. Yes, i supposed there was some information from DAL at at least one point in time, but the fact is, neither i nor the rest of DAL's users check the DALnetizen every day, and neither i nor the rest of DAL's users want to have to dig through links or go out of our way to find information on this. This stuff should be on the FRONT PAGE of www.dal.net (as it is now), or there should be a permanent, highly visible link on the DALnetizen's page(s). We're already "inconvenienced" (yes, i realise DALnet is a privilege, not a right, but nonetheless, it is an inconvenience to some of us) by the fact that this is happening. No, it's not your fault; no, you're not sitting on your asses doing nothing; but that's not an excuse for not presenting information to the user base, and laying all these rumours and conjectures to rest.

      I understand fine how DALnet works. There are dozens of persons, like you said, that are working damned hard to keep DALnet going. I know first-hand the effects of a DDoS attack: my dad runs a small (as in, regional) ISP, and it's been under attack by spammers for nearly a year. His single mail server, which had served him well for nearly 6 years, were not adequate to withstand the MILLIONS of spam messages that were being received every day. Even after upgrading to three massive mail servers, he's still getting raped by these spammers. Anyway, i digress. Yes, stopping a DDoS attack can be incredibly difficult. I understand that. I never said you guys were doing a bad job stopping the attacks; i said you guys were doing a bad job informing the masses. That's all.

      And, maybe you should read closer. I never insinuated that if DALnet doesn't serve my purpose properly it should be put out of its misery. Mostly all i do is chat on DALnet. I can't use DCC because of my firewall (which i don't control), so any downloading i do is done via FTP. So, in essence, the only purpose i want DALnet to serve is a means of chatting with the people that i like to talk to in the various channels there. I realise DALnet's history; i have no idea what you mean by "DALnet materialized out of thing air". It served a lot of people before i ever "stepped foot" in DALnet, i know.

      And i don't want DALnet to die. On the contrary, i hope it lives, but only if it gets better. Getting disconnected constantly and having almost-a-week's worth of downtime is extremely annoying. I realise that the DAL people are doing everything they can to make things better -- it's not their fault. I'm not saying the DAL people are responsible for the problems on DALnet. But DALnet was made for chatting, and if i can't chat efficiently on DALnet, i'll move to somewhere else. The use of the term "put out of its misery" was meant as it normally does in, say, animals: if your animals are suffering, and keeping them alive means continuing their suffering, you put them to sleep. Sure, you can keep DALnet alive. But is that going to stop the DDoS attacks automatically? No, the problem starts there and ends there.

      DALnet is great; i love it. It has great people, a great IRCd (services and such), and its administration generally seems extremely tight-knit and caring, as opposed to EFnet, which seems to be just one huge jumble of people and servers that have little contact with one another except when something goes wrong. But DALnet is suffering, it is having problems, it has had adverse effects on its users. That's what i meant. I wasn't attempting to insult DAL's administration, or its handling of the DDoS attacks. I was criticising (in only one part of my comment, mind you) DALnet's representation to its users (i.e. "telling us it'll be alright"). I hope you guys can stop the DDoS attacks, i really do. But the next time DALnet goes down for a week, people will move again. Not because they have no faith in you, not because they're ungrateful, not because they blame you for the attacks, but because they simply want the best tool for the job.

  26. hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Stanley+Feinbaum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    DDOS attacks ruin the productivity of others. Whether it is microsoft, or any other site... Many people use WindowsXP in the world, much much more than the amount who use linux, and attacking the servers ruins the productivity of many businesses who rely on windowsXP to get work done.

    Sure you could say "Microsoft is wrong for HAVING this activation feature", but that is incorrect. Attacking ANY company's network is wrong, and very illegal. How would you feel if the servers you get open-source applications from were made unusable because someone attacked the network they were hosted on? This is the same thing.

    I hope the people who are responsible for this attack (which is technically terrorism) are thrown in jail. It will likely be a long sentence.

    --

    Stanley Feinbaum, professional journalist and master debater! God bless the USA!

    1. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, since 9/11/2001 it seems that every attack of any kind has been labled an act of terrorism.

      Those who start these DDoS attacks are seen less like your standard fare and labled TERRORISTs. I don't see them creating terror. Perhaps we should all take a look at this definition of terrorist from Merriam Webster:

      One entry found for terrorism.
      Main Entry: terrorism
      Pronunciation: 'ter-&r-"i-z&m
      Function: noun
      Date: 1795
      : the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion
      - terrorist /-&r-ist/ adjective or noun
      - terroristic /"ter-&r-'is-tik/ adjective

      Usama and his bunch are terrorists.

      The people responsible for this attack are more akin to electronic warriors. Whether or not they are right in their methodology OR targets makes them no more and no less. Yes, they are criminals, but I really don't think any such attack against any company that experiences so many can be called a "random act of terror". It's more like a concerted effort to destroy said company.

      Had they issued some sort of demand with a threat of physical violence, I'd change my opinion, but as it stands the people responsible are criminals/warriors.

      --
      "There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
    2. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope the people who are responsible for this attack (which is technically terrorism) are thrown in jail. It will likely be a long sentence.

      I seriously doubt Bill Gates and other Microsoft programmers will spend any time in jail at all over this.

      --
      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
    3. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Chester+K · · Score: 2, Funny

      How would you feel if the servers you get open-source applications from were made unusable because someone attacked the network they were hosted on?

      I'd hardly call VA's lack of a business plan an "attack" on SourceForge. :p

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      NO CARRIER
    4. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by FredGray · · Score: 1
      DDOS attacks ruin the productivity of others.

      Actually, anything that gets me away the Internet tends to increase my productivity substantially. I'm probably not unique in my lack of self-discipline, either. :-)

    5. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by kien · · Score: 1
      Sure you could say "Microsoft is wrong for HAVING this activation feature", but that is incorrect. Attacking ANY company's network is wrong, and very illegal. How would you feel if the servers you get open-source applications from were made unusable because someone attacked the network they were hosted on? This is the same thing.

      All true and valid points, sir. But this is Slashdot...we DDOS all of our favorite servers all the time! ;)

      And I do say that Activation is a Bad Thing (tm) but I agree that attacking any company's network is neither a valid nor legal form of protest.

      --K.
      --
      Sig: Bad people happen. Try to avoid being one of them.
    6. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by bninja_penguin · · Score: 1

      I hope the people who are responsible for this attack (which is technically terrorism) are thrown in jail. It will likely be a long sentence.
      Merriam Webster's Collegiate® Dictionary, 10th Edition defines terrorism as " the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion." and defines terror as "violence (as bombing) committed by groups in order to intimidate a population or government into granting their demands."
      I hardly think a network attack such as this would fit that description. No, it is NOT condoned by me, and no, I wouldn't like someone attacking the servers where I get my open source from. THAT is why I detest Microsoft products. When their servers are attacked and compromised, they try over and over again to infect everything they can, thus making the open-source servers I get my software from unavailable for a time. Luckly, the admins of those sites know their jobs well enough to minimise the effects of the compromised Microsoft servers, allowing me and other visitors to their site a pleasant on-line experience.

      --
      For those who describe their systems as 'boxen', do you order multiple 'boxen' of corn flakes also?
    7. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Post 9/11 Godwin's Law corollary: As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the chances of a comparison involving terrorism or bin Laden approaches one.

      I therefore declare this thread over and whatever ideas you meant to express discredited.

    8. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by tuba_dude · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I hope they do too! This way we could chalk up one more point for Microsoft's money/marketing machine.

      Releasing so-called production-use software with exploitable bugs like this latest one is wrong, but unfortunately, not illegal.

      How would you feel if you were told by someone (who you thought was a reputable person) that the software you were buying was stable and secure then you install it and your main database has just crapped all over itself because of some skript kiddie?
      No need to worry! Your trusted vendor gives you a patch (after you pay service fees) and blames the hacker for the problem.
      Here's the kicker: Your vendor is a high-prfile one. Their marketing department tells the (cluseless) media the same thing: hacker's fault, not theirs. The media passes this along to the (usually cluseless) masses. Anonymous J. Hacker is blamed by all for the problems caused by the vendor's incompetence, while the vendor suffers very little PR trouble and has no insentive to be careful in the future.

      Which is worse to you? Somebody exploits a known bug, causing huge problems, or Microsoft releases dangerously insecure software, allowing the problems to occur in the first place?

      --
      "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."
    9. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DDOS attacks ruin the productivity of others.
      Makes me think of /.ing. Does this mean that /. ruins productivity? :)

    10. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by baronben · · Score: 1

      I think this attack was planned to do the least amount of damage. It was launched basicly on a late Friday night early Saturday morrning if we assume that the attacker either was on the eastern seaboard of the US or was thinking in that mindset. It was after a large majority of the internet's population was out of work, and on a weekend when most people woudn't be working at the office (super bowl weekend.) While this did a whole lot of damage, its timing stopped most of the major damage. Imagin if this started on 11 AM on a Tuesday

    11. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorism? I wouldn't throw that around so lightly. Terrorism is being afraid that someone is going to blow up you to advance their goals. Terrorism *is* politically motivated. Terrorism comes about when one person feels they cannot make their voice heard through nonviolent means.

      Terrorism isn't bored kids. This is another kind of problem.

      You'd think the /. community would be a little more conservative what they label terrorism.

      Don't let this make you think I condone this. I hope they're caught and punished as well. If you label them terrorists, however, the government can hold them without trial for as long as they want (If I understand the changes correctly).

    12. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt if the designers of the World Trade Centre will either.

    13. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point - I wandered away from the net today when i got bored of checking my firewall logs and bumped into a really very nice looking girl I've not seen in months. Mmmm, cute chicks! Can we have DDoSs all the time please? There's a whole big world out there and half of it has breasts!

    14. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'd better change that definition, because it probably includes the US (we use fear for coercion) and clearly includes Israel. I've never been able to figure out the definition Bush2 is using.

    15. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by joebp · · Score: 1
      I hope the people who are responsible for this attack which is technically terrorism
      I'm sure people are absolutely terrified of some degradation of connectivity on the Internet. I know I am! Think of all them poor packets getting lost!!!!1

      (not withstanding the fucking sysadmins who haven't patched their boxen for over 6 months, of course)
    16. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by glwtta · · Score: 1
      (which is technically terrorism)

      Oh shut the fuck up. Even though I agree with what you said, please do.

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    17. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft ships operating systems and servers riddled with bugs, and refuses to publish the source - even to the military - for peer review.

      I think, perhaps, they are just as guilty as the hackers.

    18. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, by releasing it Friday evening you can be certain that a large number of infected machines will stay on-line until at least Monday morning. The longer they remain infected, the more other machines they can infect in turn.

      --
      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
    19. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by StarTux · · Score: 1

      Many more desktops run Windows, but servers? In this case it was targeted against a security hole in MS SQL server, and out of all the databases on the Internet they are but a small fraction and yet this caused so much disruption.

      Everyone was affected, not just MSFT.

      Although this makes me wonder whether some other kind of attack was launched whilst we were staring at this SQL attack.

      StarTux

    20. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      I'd feel like a fool for not patching a system that leaves a wide-open hole that allows anyone over the net to run binaries on my machine without authentication! It's a wide-open bug, with patches available for 6 months!

      It's wrong to steal from people, but if you leave your door unlocked all the time I feel no pain for you when your shit all gets stolen.

      --
      "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
    21. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      defines terrorism as " the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion." and defines terror as "violence (as bombing) committed by groups in order to intimidate a population or government into granting their demands."

      So I guess that mailing anthrax spores to congress doesn't count as terrorism. Especially not if the letters fail to include any demands.

    22. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, both halves have.

      Oh, you didn't want to know that? Oops, sorry.

    23. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by parliboy · · Score: 1

      They're equally culpable, given the nature of some of the bugs. However, XP cost $100, while the kiddie got no money from me. So that kinda makes Bill G. the winner.

      --
      "You're never ready, just less unprepared."
    24. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by glwtta · · Score: 3, Insightful
      oh, I guess you haven't seen the new one:

      One entry found for terrorism.
      Main Entry: terrorism
      Pronunciation: 'ter-&r-"i-z&m
      Function: noun
      Date: 2001
      : any activity against which more extreme measures are desired than current law permits. commonly used to argue that due process and public debate are unwarranted in this instance.
      - terrorist /-&r-ist/ adjective or noun
      - terroristic /"ter-&r-'is-tik/ adjective

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    25. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see the source of your definition. Come on, I gave mine, lets see yours.

      --
      "There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
    26. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      How the hell can you compare a network DDOS attack with anthrax? The two aren't even in the same LEAGUE. No one will die if the internet crashes!

      --
      "There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
    27. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't go so far as to say it's not a valid form of protest, but it sure as hell ain't legal, then again I don't think a bunch of old women getting nude and spelling out words with their nude bodies isn't legal either (at least it shouldn't be).

      --
      "There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
    28. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the designers of the world trade center don't release products with potential weaknesses in the foundation or the building itself. MS does (e.g. releases flawed software).

      --
      "There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
    29. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Godwin's law is completely irrelevant to a site such as Slashdot where all discussions by defintion are over within a week.

    30. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Reziac · · Score: 1

      This differs how from M$ product activation? ;)

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    31. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      lol Now if only the DoD would prosecute MS and it's employee's as terrorists. ;-)

      --
      "There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
    32. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the chances of a comparison involving terrorism or bin Laden approaches one.

      I therefore declare this thread over and whatever ideas you meant to express discredited.

      Yes, but that's exactly what the nazis did.

    33. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "How would you feel if the servers you get open-source applications from were made unusable because someone attacked the network they were hosted on?"

      In random order of usefulness:

      (1) I'd use one of the many mirror sites
      (2) I'd use kazaa to get the software from P2P
      (3) I'd look on the FULL Mandrake distro that I got on the cover of a magazine this week
      (4) I'd copy the files from someone I knew locally, and offer to distribute those files to anyone else who needed them locally
      (5) I'd copy the files from another machine where they were already installed

      Notice how none of the above tricks work with Microsoft software.

    34. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice-looking girls are sources of pain and terror for me.

  27. uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what?

  28. skript kiddies? by zogger · · Score: 1

    --you REALLY think this was a script kiddie attack? Been following ye olde internationale newse lately? Didja notice the main place this started last night?

    I'm not trolling, I'm using my user name and self modded down -1, but, really, 2+2 and stuff. This was cyberwarfare, not script kiddies. As to WHO started it, no idea, legit attack or reichstagg fire styled attack, take yer pick at this point.

    1. Re:skript kiddies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on George W, it's past your bedtime now. Put your Korean Action Toys away and come get your milk and cookies.

  29. Spam by Detritus · · Score: 1

    I've received almost no spam today. Probably because most of the spammers are on Asian networks that have imploded.

    --
    Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
    1. Re:Spam by Cloveious · · Score: 1

      Actually thats true, I haven't recived spam today as well.

  30. Just another reason.. by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 1

    .. for me to use my hacked XP discs =)

    1. Re:Just another reason.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen to that brother!

  31. Re:Online voting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BTW, the votes server is Windows 2000 IIS5...

  32. ddos'ing is 100% right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it tells you FUCKS that you need to secure, and fix the internet.

    if theres a big fucking problem (dos'ing) then fix it.

    move to ipv6 now! the end is near! aieeeeee.

  33. Missing element of business plan discovered! by AnonymousCowheard · · Score: 1


    Today, on a slashback-like release, Michael of the slashdot.org forums presented to the world the secret behind business plans:

    1. Distributed Denial of Service
    2. Fun
    3. Profit!!

    Yes, it is true! Fun is part of being in a successful (profitable) business. Michael will be presented the Nobel Peice Prize today, as well as later Knighted by the Queen, and will be visiting the local Arvada Tavern to be meet with the Filthy Critic and break-open a keg or two for the "free as in beer" crowd!

    Michael, you 'da' man!

    --

    But I'm sure you already Gnu that.
  34. EFNET and ident by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

    I feel like nuking EFNET because every one of their servers still needs ident. Ohhh so the clonebots need an extra command switch, thats really going to stop them. I'm tired of using a fake ident on a firewall or just redirecting port 113 back to the box trying to irc. Fucking drop it already. Ident was useless 10 years ago.

    --
    Only the State obtains its revenue by coercion. - Murray Rothbard
    1. Re:EFNET and ident by zcat_NZ · · Score: 2, Informative

      ident is -almost- useless; it proves that at least someone has a reasonable degree of control over the box.

      Two cases where requiring ident is actually helpful; there's thousands of open proxies which can be used to connect to IRC servers, but most of them aren't running ident. Also it's not too hard to get a non-priviledged shell on an awful lot of webservers, most of which aren't running ident. It's a lot harder to get root and enable ident in both these cases, so by requiring ident you cut down the size of Joe Random Skriptkiddie's botnet rather sharply.

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      455fe10422ca29c4933f95052b792ab2
    2. Re:EFNET and ident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In which case it's not really ident any more, but "arbitrary service running on privileged port that's assumed to be used for nothing whatsoever besides IRC".

    3. Re:EFNET and ident by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      More or less.

      You could write something that answers on an arbritrary low port "root here; we're aware of user process using IRC here and we're OK with that". identd already exists and does the job fairly well. Why invent something new?

      It's only slightly a bonus that the ident service also allows you to ban individual users from sites that provide shell accounts, without having to ban the entire box and/or the entire site.

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      455fe10422ca29c4933f95052b792ab2
  35. 1.2 Megabits / s by bstadil · · Score: 2, Informative
    Seriously. It is MUCH faster today than normal. At least here in Dallas. Here is Result from Speedtest

    1.2 megabits per second

    Your raw speed was 1156090.51 bits per second which is the same as:

    Communications

    1.2 megabits per second How communication devices are rated. Kilo means 1,000 and mega means 1,000,000. Examples include 56k modem and 10Mbit Ethernet

    Storage

    141.1 kilobytes per second The way data is measured on your hard drive and how file sharing and FTP programs measure transfer speeds. Kilo is 1,024 and mega is 1,048,576. 1MB file download 7.3 seconds The time it would take you to download a 1 megabyte file at this speed.

    Rating

    Compared to all connection types worldwide, yours is fantastic

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    1. Re:1.2 Megabits / s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got 3.4 Megabit/s here, but I must admit it is on my company's network.

    2. Re:1.2 Megabits / s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2.3 at home...I love broadband. Of course, upload is pathetic, but for obvious reasons.

    3. Re:1.2 Megabits / s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used my mac on my home 56K connection, is this a good result ?

      Raw: Your raw speed was 3164853.13 bits per second which is the same as:

      3.2 megabits per second

      1MB file download: 2.7 seconds

  36. Coincidence ... I think not! by OmegaGeek · · Score: 1

    I was waiting for the results of the NDP leadership vote here in Canada - my igloo has an ADSL connection, eh! ;^)

    Ironically, this article just happens to show up on O'Reillynet on the same day. That seems just a little too tidy to me; I smell a conspiracy (or a script kiddy with right-wing political leanings)

    --
    Even heroes have the right to dream
    1. Re:Coincidence ... I think not! by kfishy · · Score: 1

      Clearly those ppl at Election.com never got to read the article ;)

      BTW, I know this is off topic, but just can't resist: Ducasse only 3%? Noooooooo....

    2. Re:Coincidence ... I think not! by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Nah, that article went up on Thursday afternoon. I'm completely innocent... this time!

    3. Re:Coincidence ... I think not! by OmegaGeek · · Score: 1

      I agree - Ducasse easily had the best speech today. I hope that he is an MP after the next election!

      --
      Even heroes have the right to dream
    4. Re:Coincidence ... I think not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who the hell gives a rats ass about who runs the ndp party THEY'RE NOT IN POWER. There has NEVER been a federal NDP government and there never will be. The NDP is a joke compared to the liberals/conservatives.

      Its just like for example spending billions of dollars on fast ferry boats that cant operate in the waters they were intended to. Morons.

      If the ndp EVER gets elected it sure as hell wont be federally.

      So, really, dont blame canada, blame the internal poltics of one screwed up party (think reform party to all you yankees)

  37. Not cyberwarefare. by Fzz · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't think so. The disassembled code I've seen indicates that the SQL worm only spreads fast - any problems were just due to the load it's spreading attempts generate. If it had been real cyberwarfare, I'm sure they'd have at least deleted the SQL database files on the machines they attacked.

    Of course the modified version someone else now crafts that starts spreading sometime next week might actually aim to do some persistent damage, but this version didn't.

    In fact, you might even regard this as a blessing in disguise. The worm spread on a Friday night/Saturday morning, when least business would be affected. As of this morning, most ISPs now have filters in place, so any follow up isn't likely to do much damage, and it will now be hard to launch a really destructive attack using this particular vulnerability in future.

    - Fzz

    1. Re:Not cyberwarefare. by linuxelf · · Score: 1

      I just figured that they were targeting a weekend to piss off us IT professionals who had to go in and fix stuff. With something like this, you never really know how fast it is going to spread, and when it is going to really take hold and cause problems. I assumed they were trying for Superbowl Sunday, but the worm spread faster than expected.

      --
      - "That's just the kind of fuzzy-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."
  38. DoS attack on the NDP Leadership vote... by someguyintoronto · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... this would be the most interest anyone has shown in this leadership race!

  39. ISP's fault? by YellowElectricRat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When will the ISPs start getting off their respecitve behinds and start doing something about this? With the broadband ISPs subnets accounting for so much of the destructive power of these DDoS attacks, they have a responsibility to at least attempt to ameliorate their impact.

    It's not hard to set up simple routing rules to at least curb some of these attacks. Hell, a lot of ISPs still even route spoofed IP packets out of their networks - this is nowhere near acceptable. Realistically, there is no real application for a constant stream of ICMP traffic coming from a single node - there should at least be a maximum allocatable bandwidth for ICMP set at the ISPs gateway. Obviously UDP and TCP based floods are more difficult to manage, but throttling ICMP based floods would be a step in the right direction.

    All this is IMHO, of course - users have a responsibility to secure their machines, obviously, but it's going to be a hell of a lot easier to secure a few gateways and routers than a million home PCs.

    1. Re:ISP's fault? by fimbulvetr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't want to type this again, so read this:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=51243&thresh ol d=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=5114080#5116092

      And go *(&( yourself.

    2. Re:ISP's fault? by raju1kabir · · Score: 2, Insightful
      When will the ISPs start getting off their respecitve behinds and start doing something about this?

      Never, I hope. When nimda was going around, my DSL provider blocked port 80 and never unblocked it - and it's what, a year later now? That's resulted in my being unable to access my home computer from a variety of kiosks, etc., that don't allow selecting alternate ports.

      If the ISPs do anything, they should be setting up rules that catch probes from live worms and then disconnect the specific lines from which they originated.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
    3. Re:ISP's fault? by gpoul · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not but AFAIK blocking invalid IP addresses is a common things for ISPs.

      The problem is that this is not very effective for large carriers with huge lists of crossconnects to others because of dynamic routing.

      It is much easier (and is done) at the level of NASes and gateways to customers.

    4. Re:ISP's fault? by jpmorgan · · Score: 1
      The issue isn't blocking ports, but egress filtering. If you know the source address of the attack, you can get your upstream to drop those packets for you, but if the attacker is spoofing his or her IP address (or having his or her slave machines spoof their IP addresses) then this isn't any use since the originating IP could change every minute.

      Implementing proper egress filtering would ensure that ISPs don't route packets that have source-addresses that are obviously spoofed (and hence, probably are), so DoSes would be managable. But they don't bother with correct egress filtering because that would require hardware upgrades to support the added load the routers would have to be carrying, hence they don't.

    5. Re:ISP's fault? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      That would help against the attacks that can be pulled off using spoofed source addresses, but I'd guess that's a minority.

      In any case, why would someone conducting a DDOS care if the source addresses were spoofed? It's not their address being used, it's their patsies'.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
  40. RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Need I Say Anything Else?

  41. Backend? by new-black-hand · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From http://www.msnbc.com/news/864184.asp

    Within a few hours, 25,000 back-end database servers had been infected, said Oliver Friedrichs, senior manager with Symantec Corp.'s security response team.

    If they where truly 'backend', they wouldnt of been infected. This is because of all those open and live MS SQL servers.

    1. Re:Backend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when you install MS Visio Enterprise, you get an MSSQL server installed and activated too.

  42. SQL Worm and NDP Voting Problems by kfishy · · Score: 2

    Ah...it all makes sense now. So it is quite likely that the NDP online voting difficulties were caused by the MS SQL worm, since the company, Election.com, used M$ Windows 2000 as their backbone. I just wish they had announced it earlier, so that I didn't have to stare into the monitor for half an hour just waiting to vote. No conspiracy theories of right-wingers trying to sabatage the election then ;)

    Which brings us to another interesting question: why didn't the NDP consider open source alternatives? Then again, they've hired Election.com to handle the whole process, so I suppose they couldn't really do much about it.

    1. Re:SQL Worm and NDP Voting Problems by Fireshadow · · Score: 1

      If so, then also when have they patched their systems? Election.com was awarded this job in September last year. (Press release here)

      --
      "It's one thing to talk about the poetry of machines. Quite another to listen to it for yourself."
    2. Re:SQL Worm and NDP Voting Problems by qedigital · · Score: 2, Funny

      MS-SQL certainly wasn't the problem according to election.com's Earl Hurd. In a CBC TV scrum-style interview, he was quick to blame the problem on a malicious 'hacker' that had logged into the voting system. When asked by the media if such an attack could reoccur, he replied "unless the creative individual died in the last five minutes as a result of my evil thoughts, then there is a chance that another attact is possible".

      --

      Rapidly approaching the Zener knee...

    3. Re:SQL Worm and NDP Voting Problems by kfishy · · Score: 1

      "Logged into"? I thought it was only an attempt... woah, if this is true, someone better raise the question during tomorrows convention. I still have suspiscion that the hack might have compromised some votes.

    4. Re:SQL Worm and NDP Voting Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work at election.com. The company is a joke. It is all junior programmers and inexperienced buffoons. And Mr. Earl Hurd has no election or technology experience *whatsoever*.

    5. Re:SQL Worm and NDP Voting Problems by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      It's not his fault that his system is vulnerable? Right.

      --
      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  43. Interesting site by larien · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Well, my firewall's been getting hit with port 1434/UDP packets (>150 so far today), so I decided to have a looksee where they were coming from by doing reverse lookups on the IPs. Most seemed to be Europe (.de, .fr, .nl) and some .au, but I did notice one in... navy.mil.

    Seems the US military managed to leave an unpatched SQL server open to the world...

    1. Re:Interesting site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Army did the same thing apparently. I got one from army.mil. Another came from a host at yahoo.com. Most of the others were .edu's. I thought the Army and Yahoo ones were interesting.

    2. Re:Interesting site by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      Of course it's the Navy...the Army switched to Macs a while back (2001 I believe) so they wouldn't have such silly security problems.

      --
      I found the meaning of life the other day, but I had write-only access.
    3. Re:Interesting site by reconbot · · Score: 1

      I transfer a few million packets a day just browsing the web. I fail to see how over 150 is being hit hard. I'm sure your firewall was running hot just keeping up.

      --
      I'm just this guy, you know?
    4. Re:Interesting site by Ross+Finlayson · · Score: 1

      I, too, have been using "tcpdump port ms-sql-m" to look at where these packets are coming from. I saw several such packets coming from c.msn.com. What morons!

    5. Re:Interesting site by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I feel deprived. I've only got one so far, and it came from New Jersey! Maybe it's a message from Jimmy Hoffa. ;)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    6. Re:Interesting site by gruhnj · · Score: 1

      Im not sure what crack your smoking or what unit you are in, but here in my brigade macs are nowhere to be seen. The Army is definatly not pro mac for the most part.

      PFC Gruhn
      U.S. Army, Fort Lewis
      HHD, 1st Personnel Group
      "Serve and Sustain"

    7. Re:Interesting site by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      That's odd, perhaps the New York Times got their info wrong (wouldn't be the first time) or I remembered the story wrong (also wouldn't be the first time). Or maybe they only switched to Macs for certain purposes which don't have any overlap with the computers you use. But I definitely remember reading something in the Times a couple years ago about a branch of the military switching to the Mac, and I could have sworn they said it was the Army.

      --
      I found the meaning of life the other day, but I had write-only access.
  44. Efnet for life. by Stalyn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Efnet had the same problems awhile ago and people wondered if Efnet could ever recover. But the script kiddies behind the attacks hit puberty and started shaving and liking girls. So the same shit will probably happen to DALnet. But DALnet sucks anyway so its Efnet for life.

    --
    The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education. - Paul Feyerabend
    1. Re:Efnet for life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you see i've started shaving and i like girls but they dont like me cause im some dweeb so i need to show them i l33t - im gonna hack me a irc net thatll do it. chick city here i come.

  45. Speculate: DOS DALNet attacks may be corporate by front · · Score: 1

    I don't know, and I am only speculating, but consider for a minute...

    A RIAA/MPAA individual notices the vast amount of "stable server bots" running on DALNet, sharing out the movies and mp3s by the thousands.

    "Got to stop this." they think. In comes the "code expert" and the irc network gets stomped.

    Any takers for this bit of conspiracy?

    cheers

    front

    1. Re:Speculate: DOS DALNet attacks may be corporate by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      I do not think it is the RIAA/MPAA. It is, more likely, a group of people upset with Dalnets policy of allowing kiddy porn channels on there net.

    2. Re:Speculate: DOS DALNet attacks may be corporate by diggitzz · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but there's no corporate interest in stopping kiddie porn.

      There *is* corporate interest in stopping the spread of MP3s and movies, which is probably why there hasn't been significant law enforcement investigation into who's attacking DALNet.

      People that run huge companies/interests have usually lost most touch with reality, so if they're really bent on getting something to happen, they'll find someone willing to do it.

      --
      -=[You cannot consistently judge this statement to be true.]=-
    3. Re:Speculate: DOS DALNet attacks may be corporate by Dougthebug · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      Just look at yesterdays /. article on infiltrating p2p networks. Obviously they don't have a problem with morality since the people they are attacking are all immoral music thieves. The RIAA/MPAA has nothing to lose and everything to gain from the destruction of DALnet. While I'm not totally sure if they are to blame, who else has the time or the motivation to keep up and attack like this for so long?

      I find it hard to believe that some script kiddies or group of hackers could keep DALnet down for so long. If ISPs are truly trying to stop the spread of these worms then these attacks should be getting weaker as bots are discovered and removed from the network. Unless the hackers are creating new worms and bots in the mean time... Sounds like a full time job to me.

      I am a long time DALnet user and would hate to see my favorite IRC network go down like this. But I fear it may already be too late. Most of the channels I use to hang around at on DALnet moved to other networks when the attacks began. Only problem is they all went to different networks and I can't for the life of me remember who went where. *sighs* O well, guess I'm just gonna have to move into p2p/newsgroups or EFnet.

    4. Re:Speculate: DOS DALNet attacks may be corporate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's so much corporate interest, but instead the fact that the FBI considers piracy to be "computer crime", just like denial of service attacks. Both are illegal.

      I know everyone here thinks that Trading == Good! and SkriptKid = Bad. But if you are in LAW enforcement, you wouldn't see it that way.

      How often does the FBI get in the middle of a mob war?

    5. Re:Speculate: DOS DALNet attacks may be corporate by underpaidISPtech · · Score: 1

      or maybe some entity with vested interests in online chat/messaging/file transfer.

      the kind that comes bundled with the OS, or assists with brand name recognition

  46. Attacks and... freedom? by jabex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess it's good that Kevin Mitnick has started his own consulting firm. Hmmmm.

    http://interviews.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03 /0 1/20/1254218&mode=thread

    Let me try my first profit post:
    1) Free Kevin

    2) Start Consulting Firm

    3) (cough... cough)

    4) Profit!

    Seriously - I'd hate to be Kevin Mitnick right now... There's probably 20 different gov't agencies all getting the warrants right now. "This much havoc can only come from ONE man!" Mwuwuwuwahahhahaha.

    --
    Like Teddy with an elephant gun.
  47. maybe... by Fry-kun · · Score: 1

    maybe the negotioations with AOL broke down and AOL decided to put DAL to sleep... just a thought :)

    --
    Did you know that "FTW" ("for the win") is a direct translation of "Sieg Heil"?
  48. The DALnet attacks are the real deal by g00z · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Whoever might be thinking that this is just your typical round of script kiddies attacking dalnet is dead wrong. DALnet is in more that serious trouble -- for the most part it's already dead.

    As a DALnet vetran and an op of one of the top 20 channels (#80s-cartoons), I can tell you that almost all of the major channels have now moved to other networks for good. Ever since the begining of december we had outages that would last anywhere from 4 days to a WHOLE WEEK where no one could connect to a single server in the network.

    The gaul of some people is pretty amazing. Apparently, these current DDos attacks have been orchestrated by some one (or group of people) that are holding the DALnet network ransom and are demanding that dalnet pays them X amount of money to stop the attacks. Mind you, these attacks have been going on for about 2 months now, and these people still aren't in custody of law enforcement. It just goes to show you that the only thing that seems to get the FBI involoved in computer crimes is corporate cash. I guantee you if such an attack was launched against a commercial website, the feds would snag these fools within one day; But since this is a non-profit organization, they seemingly don't give a shit.

    A lot of the big channels from DALnet have gone to EFnet. The irony in this is quite painful (Since DALnet was initaly formed by disgruntled people from EFnet trying to escape shitty service in the first place.)

    One plus about leaving DALnet on to greener pastures has been zero PM spam on the new networks at least. Well, for now.

    --
    "The Wright brothers were the first to fly with a heavier-than-air machine, but boy did they have a lousy plane"
    1. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by TCaM · · Score: 1

      In my opinion the bastards who are launching DDoS attacks should simply have their hands chopped off as a standard punishment. After that if they do it again, lop off the feet. If they figure out how to type after this it should be fairly obvious which appendage is next.

    2. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by selfdiscipline · · Score: 2, Funny

      what, their nose?

      --


      -------
      Incite and flee.
    3. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a DALnet oper, I'd like to kill the rumour that there have been any demands of money from the kiddies.
      Even if they did demand money, none of us have got it because nobody makes any money off of dalnet anyway. Most servers are machines running at workplaces through the goodwill of sysadmins - no money paid and no money made.

    4. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by Dougthebug · · Score: 1

      Yea, DALnet is pretty much dead. It sucks, but hey like the last episode of TNG, All good things...

      Only problem is that I don't know what networks my favorite channels moved too. Someone should setup a website or something saying who went where, unless of course this has been setup already. In which case a link would be much appriciated.

    5. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 3, Informative

      Someone should setup a website or something saying who went where, unless of course this has been setup already.

      You could try searching for them here. That site maintains statistics on *all* the major IRC networks. It also has some very pretty graphs -- this one, for example, very graphically illustrates DALnet falling off the edge of the world.

    6. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by vistic · · Score: 1

      Their breasts?

      Who ever said that women can't be stupid hackers too?

      (No, I'm not a woman)

    7. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by Dougthebug · · Score: 1

      Wow, that could very well be the single greatest resource for irc channel info. Thanks a lot for the link!

    8. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by krogoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It just goes to show you that the only thing that seems to get the FBI involoved in computer crimes is corporate cash. I guantee you if such an attack was launched against a commercial website, the feds would snag these fools within one day; But since this is a non-profit organization, they seemingly don't give a shit.

      Not true - EnterTheGame (an IRC network with ~10K users) had some attacks this summer, but they eventually tracked down the attacker and he was raided by the FBI - see the press release.

      --

      They that quote Benjamin Franklin on liberty and safety deserve neither.
    9. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides RIAA, the other suspects in this would probably be MS and other companies that have their own paid channels and message boards. All of them would like to own any content they can.

    10. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by kumokasumi · · Score: 1

      The gaul of some people is pretty amazing.
      Yeah! Those bloody French!

  49. The end of Dalnet != The end of IRC by windows · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't like that one of the linked articles suggests an end of IRC. Any server can be DDoS'd and there's nothing that makes IRC more vulnerable than any other service being provided. In general, the IP addresses of hubs are hidden from ordinary users, the the worst damage that can be done is taking some client servers offline.

    Yes, the kiddies get large botnets, but that doesn't mean they win. There were times a few years ago that most EFnet servers were offline for days, and that EFnet logs many servers during that time. But the kiddies were never able to destroy the network, and it's come back stronger than ever. If anything, the kiddies didn't hurt the network, they made it better. There's a chanfix, inspired by the attacks, to restore opless and some taken-over channels. This goes a long way to preventing attacks. Most of the EFnet attacks were motivated by channel disputes.

    Undernet has hid which server a user is connected to and has disabled commends such as /links. There's now a +x mode which if a user is logged into X/W, hides the user's host.

    Where I'm going with this is the best IRC networks generally survive the attacks and are stronger in the end. I don't think an attack on Dalnet is the end of IRC.

    While I'm no expert on this, as a longtime user of IRC, in the past couple years I've seen a huge rise in the number of users who send you a website to visit upon joining a channel. Some networks take the steps of helping these users remove the trojan, or removing them from the network. On the other hand, some networks do nothing to solve these problems. If these are the same trojans that provide DDoS bots, opers could be doing a lot more to track down and solve the problems. I, for one, often report these to EFnet opers, and the opers are almost always quick to remove the user from the network.

    What's my point in all of this? With some common sense, some coding skills, and opers who are willing to help, a network can solve a lot of its problems. If EFnet and Undernet managed to overcome DDoS attacks many times in the past, one wonders why Dalnet wasn't able to.

    And the end of Dalnet doesn't mean the end of IRC. Other networks are better prepared to deal with this sort of thing, and can survive much more than Dalnet has. While the article raises valid concerns, it's written from the standpoint of someone who doesn't seem to know much about other networks.

    Anyway, I hope Dalnet doesn't just cease to exist. Somehow I doubt it will, though.

    1. Re:The end of Dalnet != The end of IRC by mickwd · · Score: 1

      Part of the point of the article was that the DDOS attacks mean that ISPs are becoming less and less likely to allow IRC servers on their networks.

      The attacks on DALnet have apparently been over 3GB/s of traffic for periods, and attacks have lasted for days. The attacks have been so large that they don't just overwhelm a single IRC server, but they have a serious impact on whole ISPs.

      ISPs are doing IRC-ers a favour by letting IRC servers use their networks as a free service, but if these DDOS idiots start affecting those ISPs' ability to function, the easiest thing for the ISPs to do is to stop hosting IRC servers.

      DALnet, or any other large IRC network, can always get a few servers sorted out easily enough. But what if all the large ISPs won't let them use their connections ?

      This is why the article is saying there's a threat to IRC.

    2. Re:The end of Dalnet != The end of IRC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe its because the level of these DDOS attacks are far higher than either efnet or undernet ever experienced. DALnet has had attacks upwards of 40Gbps directed at a single server. Yes, thats forty Gigabits per second. AFAIK, nothing that big has been recorded before this.

  50. it's the timing.. by zogger · · Score: 1

    ..it's the timing and location that are suspicious to me. I don't believe in coincidences too much. And yes, I thought about it being before the weekend, there's another reality for that, less actual human beings on site to fix things. and it could just be an "amateurish" but still state sponsored event, that takes care of the attack angle.

    Now I'll go out on another possible speculative limb, just musing here now, my earlier reference to a "reichstagg fire" event. enough to scare, not enough to damage much. What's the outcome of all this attacking today? A million guys downloading and slapping patches on as fast as they can? -->insert jon lovitz voice--> "patches", ya-a-a-a, THAT'S the ticket! patches!"

    Impossible? So were the odds of the mad snipers hitting dc AND being the week before the homeland security bill vote. That's another one of those too-far out odds to be true just "random chance" events, at least for my supicious nature of modern political reality.

  51. The Obvious Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. DDos
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

  52. Profit... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Orchestrate a DDoS attack against a company then sell their stocks short.

  53. Christ Almighty... by hebble · · Score: 3, Funny
    "The latest attack was likely to revive debate within the technology industry about the need for an Internet-wide monitoring center, which the Bush administration has proposed. Some Internet industry executives and lawyers said they would raise serious civil liberties concerns if the U.S. government, not an industry consortium, operated such a powerful monitoring center."
    I swear, sometimes it seems like Bush is playing through Deus Ex really slowly, jotting down policy proposals as he goes.
    1. Re:Christ Almighty... by hfx_ben · · Score: 1

      During the dot-bomb "adjustment" some of us recalled how we had been saying that the 90s was like a slow-motion version of the 30s. I don't think Dubya has what it takes to jerk that sort of mass around. Now, some of the slugs who hang just out of sight, though ...

      --
      -- When you look to see how the system works, you usually find that it doesn't.
    2. Re:Christ Almighty... by schlach · · Score: 1
      I swear, sometimes it seems like Bush is playing through Deus Ex really slowly, jotting down policy proposals as he goes.

      OH MY GOD! I've been thinking like the SAME THING with him and George Orwell... =p

      Google cache:
      The work in question is 1984, the prophetic novel about a government that controls the masses by spreading propaganda, cracking down on subversive thought and altering history to suit its needs. It was intended to be read as a warning about the evils of totalitarianism - not a how-to manual.
    3. Re:Christ Almighty... by mraymer · · Score: 1
      I hope he isn't. God, I don't even want to imagine Bush trying to pronounce the phrase "deus ex."

      Maybe someday, once he's got English mastered, here can work on that... ;0

      --

      "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

  54. the RIAA by lommer · · Score: 1

    It's quite a simple and obvious scheme really. The RIAA has hired someone to build this virus which effectively DDOSes the entire 'net. All of the P2P filesharing networks slow to a halt, and suddenly all of those people who were planning to download + burn the music for their superbowl party tommorrow have to actually buy it.

    Actually, it wouldn't surprise me *too* much to learn that this is the case...

    1. Re:the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That could make sence but dosn't I think If the riaa was smart enough to be behind this or at least could hire someone smart enough to do this that they would be able to keep their own site from being hacked on a biweekly basis

  55. ah yes... by vena · · Score: 1

    ...because no other OS has ever had an exploit. this is far-reaching because of wide-spread use, not because it's any more hole-ridden than any other OS. sign up to a few various security lists and marvel at the filling of your inbox.

  56. Why should one person have to own 2 computers? by moncyb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are you saying he should have 2 computers when he only needs one???? Not everyone can throw around money.

    The Microsoft servers are a different story. They should have lots of backup systems running because they serve millions of people. Not to mention this is caused by a security flaw they carelessly created.

    This guy is hardly being hypocritical.

    1. Re:Why should one person have to own 2 computers? by ozric99 · · Score: 1

      The guy has a grace period of a month before XP needs activation. If he waited until the last day and then found out there was a problem I have no sympathy. He's either talking rubbish, or he's trolling or he's just lazy.

    2. Re:Why should one person have to own 2 computers? by lvdrproject · · Score: 2, Informative
      I could be wrong about this, but...

      He already activated it, guy. Read again, he said he upgraded his hardware. When you upgrade your hardware, Windows makes you activate it again, because there's a possibility that maybe you just took the hard drive out and stuck it in another computer, i.e. getting two copies of XP out of one disc. XP makes you RE-activate the operating system when you make drastic changes to your hardware.

    3. Re:Why should one person have to own 2 computers? by ozric99 · · Score: 1

      Ah, fairy nuff. I didn't realise the 30 day thing only applied to initial installs, and not reactivations. That's pretty crummy.

    4. Re:Why should one person have to own 2 computers? by lvdrproject · · Score: 1

      Yeah. :/

    5. Re:Why should one person have to own 2 computers? by Reziac · · Score: 4, Informative

      You get ten "points" before XP is supposed to demand re-activation. Trouble is, some stuff counts weirdly. IIRC, reformatting your HD counts as 3 points (it's a "hardware change" because the *volume serial number* changes when you reformat the drive). Some other devices (I forget which) also count as 3 points. Some people have had merely adding a new NIC or SCSI card count as all 10 points. Not to mention the bugs that sometimes make it decide it needs reactivation out of the blue (discussed to death in various XP forums).

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    6. Re:Why should one person have to own 2 computers? by norite · · Score: 1

      This is PRECISELY why I will NEVER, EVER, EVER use Windows Ex Piss. Windows 2000 was/is my last, and final M$ OS. Product Activation is a big no no no.

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      -- Fuck Beta
    7. Re:Why should one person have to own 2 computers? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      LOL, hadn't heard XP called that yet, but it fits :) Of course activation is easy enough to defeat, but likewise, it definitely marked "End of the road" for my Windows use (I have one XP machine, albeit suitably neutered). Not so much because of activation itself but because of M$'s *attitude* about it, and the fact that they've decided DRM is the wave of the future. And I think XP was to some degree a test of concept: can we get away with switching to subscription-only software? Which at their seminars, they've stated in so many words IS their next big goal.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  57. it's just a saying, dickless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jesus how many fucking morons are going to post, "where's the profit?"

    TIME TO CASH IN YOUR CLUEPONS

  58. Not my fault! by Anand_S · · Score: 1

    I swear it wasn't my fault. Hans Blix told me that he couldn't find any worms on my SQL Server.

    1. Re:Not my fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hans Blix couldn't find his asshole with both hands. They should mod you up. Very funny.

  59. Microsoft liable by smoondog · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I realize that this may seem silly, but I still don't get just why M$ isn't liable for at least some of these damages. They release a compromisable product, they sell said product, they quietly release a patch of said product, then worm kills said product. I'm sorry, but the costs of releasing buggy code (particularly at M$) are so high that it is more reasonable to have harsh punishments to companies that release said code than to waste energy finding kiddies who will always exploit holes.

    -Sean

    1. Re:Microsoft liable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that i want to defend MS, but it probably says in the EULA somewhere that they are not liable.
      Just a guess, but I'm sure they have their ass covered.

    2. Re:Microsoft liable by zcat_NZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      14. exclusion of incidental, consequential
      and certain other damages. to the maximum
      extent permitted by applicable law, in no
      event shall microsoft or its suppliers be
      liable for any special, incidental, indirect,
      or consequential damages whatsoever
      (including, but not limited to, damages for
      loss of profits or confidential or other
      information, for business interruption, for
      personal injury, for loss of privacy, for
      failure to meet any duty including of good
      faith or of reasonable care, for negligence,
      and for any other pecuniary or other loss
      whatsoever) arising out of or in any way
      related to the use of or inability to use the
      product, the provision of or failure to
      provide support services, or otherwise under
      or in connection with any provision of this
      eula, even in the event of the fault, tort
      (including negligence), strict liability,
      breach of contract or breach of warranty of
      microsoft or any supplier, and even if
      microsoft or any supplier has been advised of
      the possibility of such damages.

      (tr [a-z] [A-Z] to read this in MS's original 'too-lame for slashdot' form..)

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    3. Re:Microsoft liable by io333 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't agree or disagree with you, but say some free open source linux product being worked on by volunteers allowed the same sort of problem to happen. Who would you suggest should then be liable?

      Isn't this kind of like blaming firearm manufacturers for a murder when some dirtbag kills someone?

      What about auto manufacturers that build cars that can be stolen? Should they be liable when someone steals the car when it could have been protected by requiring the owner of the vehical to punch in a 47 digit code to operate it?

    4. Re:Microsoft liable by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      The essential difference is that you've paid for the Microsoft product. With any product you pay for, you'd expect some compensation if it didn't work as expected. The MS EULA of course denies any responsibility, but it cannot deny basic consumer rights.

      It's pretty sad that it goes back to the same old question: why would anyone pay for the wormhole programs of MS when you could have better software for free...

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    5. Re:Microsoft liable by Kwil · · Score: 1

      What about auto manufacturers that build cars that can be stolen?

      A more apt analogy would be an auto manufacturer that built cars without any locks. Oh they have keys and keyholes on the doors, it's just that actually putting the locking mechanism in is considered too difficult, time consuming, or expensive.

      Now, to complete the analogy, have said auto manufacturer start going around and advertising how theft-proof their vehicles are. "Most secure ever!"

      You'd think they could at least be sued for fraudulent advertising.

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      That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn! -NJ CoolBreeze

    6. Re:Microsoft liable by TheSunborn · · Score: 1

      But I paid for my RedHat CDs

    7. Re:Microsoft liable by obdulio · · Score: 1

      What EULA are you talking about?

      I don't use any M$ software and I haven't agreed to any EULA. But because of M$ buggy software, I suffered the consequences of the Internet slowdown.

      This DDoS affected everyone, not only those running M$....

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  60. yeah, how about what the fuck you're talking about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jackass.

  61. Re:BIG FUCKING DEAL by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Informative
    This Jim Blair guy is full of shit. You have 30 days to activate the software. It's not "crippled" in any way until that 30 day timer is over.
    Unless, of course, he did the install 30 days ago, and waited to install NOW. Point is, this really doesn't matter, and this guy can kiss my ass -- "I gotta stop my project for some unknown length of time" sounds like the lamest excuse I've ever heard. Maybe he's gotta make a run to Krispy Kreme. Regardless, XP allows you 30 days grace (beta versions 14 days).


    Well, I can see why Bruce Perens added you to his foes list.

    The 30-day grace is for an initial install. For hardware changes the rules are different:
    Users will have up to 3 days to re-activate Windows XP after making a hardware change that triggers the need to re-activate. Previously, users were required to re-activate immediately upon the next boot after the hardware changes were made.

    Source: Service Pack 1 Changes to Product Activation. So apparently the guy had the nerve to install new hardware on an XP system that didn't have this service pack applied.

    The take home lesson here: until the activation servers come back up, you should not install any new hardware on an XP system or your machine will be rendered inoperable. Unless you've installed SP1 first. In that case you can install your new hardware and cross your fingers that the MS activation servers are back up within 72 hours.
  62. Prexactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean Excisely! Mod this guy up. This is the most reasonable theory - big business in the pursuit of the holy dollar has proven itself to have ethical standards that make used car salesmen look like saints.

  63. DALnet by lvdrproject · · Score: 5, Informative
    This is the first i've heard about the other two stories-within-the-story here, but DALnet has been the constant bane of people wanting to get things done (and/or chat) for quite some time now. The DDoS attacks have been going on for a long time, but they really came to a peak a few months ago, where it became extremely difficult to stay connected to DALnet for more than a few hours at a time (at which point you would have to reconnect, usually to a different server, since the servers seemed to just take turns dying).

    There have been at least two, possibly three or four, occasions where DALnet just shut down completely for a period of at least a few days (this latest one being in the range of like a week). After the first "big" DALnet shut-down, it seems a lot of channels moved to other networks; most of these channels have even gained numbers. Seems even if DALnet does return, a lot of the channels that left it will stay on their new-found networks. The few anime channels that came back to DALnet are very slowly gaining back their numbers, but they're nowhere near the levels they used to be. As of right now, the highest count is 51 users, which is really low for a DALnet anime channel. Highest warez channel count is 68, which is also really low for a DALnet warez channel. And even the MP3 channels, which probably were some of the biggest channels on DALnet, have lost major numbers. I seem to remember them being in the area of like 600+; current count is 166. So yeah, DALnet has really been taking it in the ass.

    General consensus around the parts i hang out seems to be that losing DALnet wouldn't be such a bad thing. We'd all move our channels to other networks, and be done with it. Chat channels would really love EsperNet or IRCnet, and warez/MP3/ISO/PlayStation/etc. channels have a half-dozen networks to choose from, most notably EFnet (though i despise it). Anime channels would thrive on Aniverse. DALnet was great, but, unless things see a really dramatic improvement, i think there are many that would agree that it needs to be put out of its misery as soon as possible.

    What has made this all really lame has been the fact that DALnet hasn't really said anything about this. Their eZine (the DALnetizen) has truly been the opposite of helpful throughout this whole ordeal. It seemed as though DAL was almost oblivious to what was happening. There would be a paragraph about Christmas, a paragraph about the benefits of PHP, a paragraph about poems, a paragraph about some new op or something, and then tucked away in a little corner would be a little sentence or two along the lines of "ps dalnet si getitng ddosed pls bare w/ us thx". After this most recent attack, however, they've started to get their act together a bit, and have posted a lot more information regarding the situation. Information can really be helpful to their users, if they want to keep them.

    Also not helping the situation are rumours(?) to the effect that the DALnet administration has resorted to childish finger-pointing, and have pretty much detached themselves from each other. DALnet isn't really doing a very good job of assuring its user base that it'll be alright. :/ Hopefully, if DALnet is to survive, this will be remedied.

    And, finally, the biggest blow to DALnet has been the de-linking of several of its (best) servers. Almost all of the "good" servers, the ones that everyone had as their first picks, have disappeared. Even the "fall-back" servers seem to be gone. Evidently DALnet is picking up a few new (or renamed, maybe, i can't be sure myself) servers, even in light of the attacks, however.

    So DALnet's fate is really unknown. No one can be sure, but for now it's functioning, at least in the sense that it has the ability to carry users. Who knows, though, it could be down again tomorrow.

  64. DALnet uses MS SQL Sever?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does this mean that all of DALnet uses MS SQL Server?
    I sure hope not.

  65. Re:BIG FUCKING DEAL by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

    This Jim Blair guy is full of shit. You have 30 days to activate the software. It's not "crippled" in any way until that 30 day timer is over.

    Nope, sorry dude. If you swap enough hardware in/out of your PC, XP will stop letting you log on *immediately*. Regardless whether your system was activated before or not!

    Hell, once I swapped the network card and XP wouldn't let me log on before it had phoned home to get me permission to use my PC again. But the hard part was: without being able to log on I couldn't install the network driver, and without the driver the system couldn't activate! Deadlock! Well, had to use phone activation, but still...

    The nice thing is, we can expect much more from MS where the whole Activation idea came from (DRM and whatnot). Now if only X11 wasn't so fucked up and KDE was more productive to use, I'd have made The Switch a long time before now...

  66. Who among us... by PetWolverine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You just know that whoever did this is a /.er, and has been for a long time.

    This is such a huge community of technically-savvy people, even if most of us are ligitimate users--from lowly personal FTP site administrators to professional sysadmins for major corporations--some among us are the type who crave attention and/or power by any means, including bringing down the Internet in its entirety for a few hours.

    I suppose we can't start seeing one another as suspects, though. As is the case with actual terrorism (I agree with other posters who argue that this isn't real terrorism), that type of reaction would be exactly what the perpetrators are hoping for.

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    I found the meaning of life the other day, but I had write-only access.
    1. Re:Who among us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also completely obvious they grow hair on the rooves of their mouths and sacrifice kidnapped white children in pagan festivals. Did we miss any other bigotries?

  67. cingular wireless is fubar by Adler · · Score: 1

    My boss tried to call them to pay the company cell phone bill, and they can't their database is hosed from this attack, anyone else know of any companies that are hosed right now?

    --

    Everybody denies I am a genius--but nobody ever called me one!

    1. Re:cingular wireless is fubar by green1 · · Score: 1

      mostly back up by the end of the day... but the relatively large canadian telco I work for was really in trouble today...

      work today was quite the adventure...

      all internal systems were taken offline due to the MSSQL worm... our dispatch software was completely down untull almost noon... our records and switch programming systems were still down at the end of the day, even access cards to get in to the buildings weren't working this-morning!

  68. Software Activation is a Good Thing (tm) by mraymer · · Score: 2
    Yeah, see, I just tried activating my copy of Office XP since I swapped in a new system board (old Abit BM6 suddenly died after 3+ years of rock solid service), and it wouldn't connect to the servers.

    So, I did the thing any self-respecting geek would do. I download OpenOffice.org, and uninstalled Office XP. So, as you can see, software activation is a good thing for open source software, as it drives users like myself away from MS products. ;)

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    "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

    1. Re:Software Activation is a Good Thing (tm) by WasterDave · · Score: 1

      Gee, thanks man. The net is toast, so I'll go download 100Mb.

      The correct thing to do is get on the phone to the best paid MS employee you can find and whine your F*CKING arse off. Continually. Until they plead you to go away. Then do it some more.

      Dave

      --
      I write a blog now, you should be afraid.
  69. Re:BIG FUCKING DEAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not right... I've made minor hardware changes to other peoples' computers and not been able to login w/o activation effective immediately. Pretty damn annoying as it was, since I needed to phone MS to reactivate... I can just imagine the fun in a case where you were unable to get a code at all.

  70. Conspiracy Theory by HP-UX'er · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So you gotta be a capitalist before the FBI will help find out who is attacking them ? That doesn't sound right. The FBI helped ETG back in August. Before this issue, I didn't realize ETG was a cash cow capitalist.

    What if the FBI is letting the Entertainment Industry do this on purpose, to one by one destroy all the warez swapping networks/mediums. As all the people migrate to the other networks, it is very easy for both the FBI & the Entertainment Industry to join in (pose as swappers) and start keeping track of who is swapping what, and eventually bust the bigger fishes.

    Of course, I did eat green eggs and ham this morning, so my view of the real world is slightly distorted today.

  71. History of ignoring warnings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has a history of ignoring people who tell them about holes, bugs and failures in their O/S.

    I can't tell you how many times I've seen Outlook express crash from buffer overruns, and memory leaks. I'm certain that all it would take is the right email to do the same thing to OE. The bug I've reported has persisted through *5 separate upgrades* to OE, including 2 major versions (4->6).

    If I had the source, I'd just wait for it to crash, launch the debugger, fix it (or workaround it - as needed), and post the patch.

    Possibly it's Microsoft's outmoded business model that's to blame. Modern firms know that customers pay for service, not software...

    1. Re:History of ignoring warnings... by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

      "Modern firms know that customers pay for service, not software..."

      Like all the multi-billion dollar Linux companies, right?

      Tim

      --
      Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
  72. But is it a side-effect? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Uhh...the Slashdot article on the sale of DALnet was a joke, but the DDoS attack on DALnet is very real. Actually, several IRC networks have been getting DDoSed in recent months.

    The (new) article referenced in this article's initial post describes, not a DDoS attack on the IRC server, but a use of the IRC server as a control point for a DDoS attack on something else. (The "bots" - infected machines - connect to the IRC server and lurk on the channel for their master to give them orders.)

    So perhaps the DDoSing of DALnet and/or other IRC servers is not an attempt to take out the servers themselves, but a side-effect of the progeny of a particularly fecund worm "phoning home" to ask for futher orders.

    And perhps those trying to track down the authors of the worms will soon be bugging the worms' favorite IRC servers in the hopes of tracing the perpetrator when he finally logs in to give 'em marching orders.

    (A marching army of worms. What an image. Something like an angry horde of bananna slugs on pogo sticks.

    Worse yet would be an attempt to shut down IRC servers in general. Of course this wouldn't stop the worms, as the authors would quickly switch to another method of controlling them. So it would just eliminate another Internet tool without having any perceptable benefits.

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  73. Attack of the city through the sewers? by imsmith · · Score: 1

    It occurs to me that this might be (part of ?) a fairly sophisticated methodology to gobble up bandwidth connecting a few 'well-connected-nodes' in the network. There is a finite but very large capacity-per-second for data transfer to and from these nodes that, if it is consumed by garbage, has the effect of the sewers backing up. The commonplace traffic (which ordinarily is in the majority?) uses the same physical path as the more esoteric traffic, like IRC or Freenet, gets squeezed by the increase in traffic that is normally used by a minority of the physical users. This could knock the utility of the Internet at large down a few notches for a period of time, which might be what is needed to accomplish another aim. As the number of incidences of DDoS increase in targeted segments of the Internet, does anyone else think 'Proof of Concept', or am I just paranoid?

  74. Source of Profit by PetWolverine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    However, I suspect this new worm's ("Bill's Tapeworm" as I heard another slashdotter call it) DDoS payload was a side-effect and likely accidental.

    Perhaps the worm was really just trying to replicate itself and not meaning to do any damage yet...because that comes later.

    Does anyone know if this worm offers its creators a way to do damage later? Maybe the goal last night was to infect a bunch of servers that would be put to use in a more permanently damaging way later on. After all, the slowdowns last night lasted mere hours and served only to make sysadmins sit up and take notice, and improve security--maybe the slowdowns were completely unintentional and unexpected. Mayhaps the ultimate goal was to use the worm to destroy the records in the databases, rather than just take out the databases temporarily.

    I don't know, maybe some people get a kick out of an attack that gets lots of press but has no lasting effect--but it seems more logical to me to assume that the perp was going for a more permanent slowdown/loss of data.

    Remember that the attack only affected MS servers, and MS has plenty of enemies. If the attack had wiped out the transaction, inventory and employee records of thousands of companies, people might actually think twice about using MS products in the future.

    I'm not terribly knowledgable about these things and don't know if the worm could have been put to such a use had it managed to go unnoticed last night, so correct me if I'm wrong on that (though this being /., I'm sure someone will "correct" me even if I'm right).

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    1. Re:Source of Profit by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Afaik it is already dissected and that worm will not do further damage itself (more than slowing down all).

      But all those servers are yelling to the world that are vulnerable at least for this, and maybe can be exploited individually in a more er... "profitable" way.

      Anyone with a log of tries to connect to port 1434 have a list of hundreds of vulerable servers, anyone with bad intentions have easily material for doing damage.

    2. Re:Source of Profit by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      I meant that the original intent was to be idle for a while and then do lots of damage, not that the exploit as it happened will actually accomplish this.

      From this page it's clear the author of the worm could have used it to execute absolutely any code he wished with the same level of privilege given to MSSQL on any given server (how much privilege that usually is, I don't know).

      However, from this disassembly of the worm it's also clear that, as written, it's incapable of anything other than self-propagation. My speculations were unfounded.

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    3. Re:Source of Profit by MoreDruid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Remember that the attack only affected MS servers, and MS has plenty of enemies. If the attack had wiped out the transaction, inventory and employee records of thousands of companies, people might actually think twice about using MS products in the future.
      Interesting comment, especially because of M$'s next OS platform being based on Yucon - which is, by incident, SQL driven.
      Maybe these guys are running some preliminary tests. Imagine what can happen if 70% of the internet-connected desktops would flood the network with this kind of traffic.

      --
      The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.
  75. I love it! by Kim+Jong+Il · · Score: 1

    The imperialist South Koreans are off the net! --

  76. "Risk to online voting" by hfx_ben · · Score: 1

    I happened to be listening to the New Democratic Party's leadership convention live: yes, they did use Web voting; and yes, they did encounter problems consistent with this worm, problems which gave rise to rumours of sabotage since it seemed that someone was denying access to login. [Were they using M$ $erver $000?.] Happily, things worked out just fine. I don't know what the full story is yet.

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    -- When you look to see how the system works, you usually find that it doesn't.
    1. Re:"Risk to online voting" by kfishy · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are using M$ $erver $000 unfortunately, as demostrated by this Netcraft survey.

      And altough everything worked out fine, I personally think this issue is important enough to be discussed at tomorrow's final party convention.

  77. hrmmm....old news strikes back! by aggieben · · Score: 1

    It's interesting that the MS SQL worm that went around today would be such a problem....considering that MS released a patch for the vulnerability it exploits back in July:
    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/d efault. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS02-039.asp

    What do the sysadmins *think* is going to happen if you don't pay attention to security bulletins from major vendors and 3rd party orgs?

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  78. Seperate attack by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    There was a seperate attack coinciding with the DDoS. Large numbers of Chinese hosts attacked www.whitehouse.net, presumably by mistake (www.whitehouse.net!=www.whitehouse.gov). Elegant in its simplicity: they simply loaded the home page over and over and over again.

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  79. It's their own fault.. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

    ... for using Dos as a server.

    1. Re:It's their own fault.. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "It's their own fault for using Dos as a server."

      More specifically: DrDOS. IIS probably barfed when it detected that it wasn't MS.

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  80. Reminds me of an experiment back in the DOS days.. by Kjella · · Score: 1

    The virus was a TSR (Terminate and Stay resistant), that would write EOF to disk at a random location when other data was written to disk.

    Tried it out on my own (spare!) machine, and without some kind of CRC checker to understand that files were being changed, there really was no telling. As there was no pattern, there was no way to recover files and no way to tell which files were intact.

    The machine got worse and worse, lots of "unexplainable" crashes, and finally it took out some system files and didn't boot. Was slow enough that you'd think it was just the disk going bad though.

    Was a really nasty one, never released into the wild though. At which point I realized "I could", and chose not to. Having the power, not using it, was my power trip. Guess some need more, though.

    Kjella

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  81. Re:BIG FUCKING DEAL by StarTux · · Score: 1

    X11, I saw that bitstream gave some fonts away. And HP should be releasing some improvements, one that sticks in my mind is desktop resolution switching.

    KDE: Seem to be taking time on 3.1, already hear reports from the devel list that Konq at least is a lot faster (and this before they added fixes and additions from Apple).

    Gnome 2: Still waiting for Ximian 2.0, put back to the spring.

    Hopefully your experience will be more productive soon, although I am finding it productive now (then again needs vary between people).

    StarTux

  82. Worm took our lots of cash registers in Canada by Geek+Boy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Many stores, including Holt Renfrew, were unable to process credit card, credit, debit, or any other forms of electronic transactions today due to their central database being down. When will they learn?

    1. Re:Worm took our lots of cash registers in Canada by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Yeah CIBC was down, stood at Sobeys and my Bank card didn't go through, Visa worked though.

      They told me CIBC was the only one affected.

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    2. Re:Worm took our lots of cash registers in Canada by nettdata · · Score: 1

      They told me CIBC was the only one affected.

      They lied... not only was the Royal Bank's Interact down, but their web-site came back with an "error" page.

      As well, the clerk at Chapters said that RBC said they had a "virus" when they called to ask what was going on.

      I was really quite surprised that the Bank would say such a thing... assuming that's what was really said.

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  83. 3.9 Mb/sec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Let's try wasting a major midwestern university's bandwidth!


    Details
    Your raw speed was 3872000 bits per second which is the same as:

    Communications

    3.9 megabits per second
    How communication devices are rated. Kilo means 1,000 and mega means 1,000,000. Examples include 56k modem and 10Mbit Ethernet
    Storage

    472.7 kilobytes per second
    The way data is measured on your hard drive and how file sharing and FTP programs measure transfer speeds. Kilo is 1,024 and mega is 1,048,576.
    1MB file download

    2.2 seconds
    The time it would take you to download a 1 megabyte file at this speed.
    Rating
    Compared to all connection types worldwide, yours is fantastic


    Of course, if I didn't have to download the X10 pop-up at the same time that I was running the test, I would have had much faster results.
  84. Marble voting by DarthWing · · Score: 1

    And if a marble breaks into two pieces, does that count or one or two votes?

    Slow Down Cowboy!

    Slashdot requires you to wait 2 minutes between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

    It's been 1 minute since you last successfully posted a comment

    Chances are, you're behind a firewall or proxy, or clicked the Back button to accidentally reuse a form. Please try again. If the problem persists, and all other options have been tried, contact the site administrator.

  85. I thought I hadn't seen this guy in a while by Spruce+Moose · · Score: 1
    1. Re:I thought I hadn't seen this guy in a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, these attacks are perpetuated by Project Faustus. If we want to get all the MS-SQL servers back, we have to hunt them down. I have nothing to offer you but blood, sweat, tears, and the PINs of everyone who has used me.

  86. How to prevent this - Internet 2? IP6? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay - DDOS attacks are a problem.

    But how can they be halted in the next itteration of internet protocols, IP stacks and operating systems? A few random thoughts and questions:

    How much of a difference is there between:

    (1) A host with the operator's intent to be malicious.
    (2) A host running trojan code without the operator's knowlege it is being malicious.

    Is it possible to construct an OS / use default settings that can monitor the network behaviour of various applications and automatically stop or bring this behaviour to the notice of the operator? Building an OS that automatically polices itself without trusting other hosts?

    How can the network provide "feedback" from the target, through intelligent routers, eventually back upstream to the ISP (and the user) that their machine is performing malicious operations - without making it possible for end-users to spoof these signals?

    I can almost imagine an abundance of DDOS attacks leading to an emphasis on acountability in future networks, gained by a mass sacrifice of anonymity - and ISPs made to enforce this by law. Imagine if all user's data was untrusted and your ISP marks all data sent by you with a globally unique ID that idenfifies you as a customer - and is forced to keep a 6 month database of all other hosts that you have attempted to send packets to. Now imagine if this happened for all internet hosts. There'd be an ample evidence chain to trace back to "patient zero", find and persecute the originators of the worm.

    Oddly, I'd buy that right now because I'm so pissed that anyone would want to destroy my precious internet. The tradgedy of the commons I guess. Here's looking forward to the first execution of a convicted spammer or DDOS attacker for their crimes against civilised society.

  87. Oh, the irony... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sorry, the MySQL daemon appears to be down."

  88. Universities today. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currenetly a student at UC Riverside (university of calif, riverside.) I am currenetly using the school's network for internet access. Starting last night, the internet progressively became unbearably slow. (I also verified that the same phenomen was expierenced at UCSD and USC) When I woke at 4pm (PST), it was still super-slow. I was seeing ping times to google.com in the 1500ms range. Now, they fixed something and im seeing 70-80ms. So, seems like a DDoS attack?

  89. Canadian Voting by RobinH · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those who don't know, in Canada we still use a pen and paper voting system -- not even punch cards. This vote was specifically for the leader of a political party, so I believe it was run by the party, not by Elections Canada. For me, these problems are evidence that we should stick with our proven voting methods until we're much more confident in electronic voting systems (if ever).

    --
    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
    1. Re:Canadian Voting by kfishy · · Score: 1

      Personally I think the advantages outweigh the possible problems that might happen. For instance, it is really more convenient to vote on the Internet than mailing in the ballots. It also saves time and money when counting the ballots, and subsequent ballots are also easier to manage. I voted in this NDP leadership election, and I think they did a great job with it. Yes, there were some problems, but overall it was a nice experience, and I think the party shouldn't give up just because of a few mistakes.

    2. Re:Canadian Voting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I really think the party should give up.

      But that has nothing to do with Internet voting.

    3. Re:Canadian Voting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong.

      with kazaa microsoft et all running every morons computer out there. we REALLY dont want people being able to vote from their computers. its like ms's wet dream seing as their eula already says we can do whatever we want with your system.

      "What do you mean i already voted! for who! the ndp! nooo"

      it'd be havoc... to the point that if an real election was held this way their could even be a civil war over who the real winner was.

      this is the dumbest idea ever. internet voting COULD be a good thing 15 years in the future and on SPECIFIC VOTING HARDWARE that cant run 3rd party software. but for the love of god not on joe aol's pc.

      imagine the worms then that show up and make thousands (even all vulnerable pcs) vote for a certain party.. i guarantee the disclosures to bugtraq would go way down as an undisclosed vulnerability would be a freakin goldmine to **aa types.

  90. SQL Worm hit my cell telco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Called Xingular today because I couldn't get my voice mail - the PIN wasn't working. Woman at CS said she couldn't help because 'we have some kind of virus in our computers at the moment'. Think it was this SQL worm?

  91. They do cause real damage - time is money... by iion_tichy · · Score: 1

    Note that hardly any of viruses, worms, etc cause any real damage.

    In many firm the whole network will be shut down as long as it is unclear how harmful the worm is. The employees can't work. Their time at work costs money, though.

    1. Re:They do cause real damage - time is money... by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      That is nothing compared to what would happen if all their data was lost. Irrecoverably.

  92. Banking on the Internet for ATM transactions? Not! by NynexNinja · · Score: 1

    The fact that the LARGEST banking company in the united states relies on the public internet for ATM transactions is totally disturbing to me. I don't know about the rest of you, but I will never use Bank of America as long as I live becaues of a statement like that. I tried to use a Bank of America ATM earlier this morning, and the transaction timed out. That's BULLSHIT. They should rely on private (telephone, x.25) networks, not the internet, like they always have done previously. I know the Internet is cheaper, but the reliability of financial transactions is at stake here.

  93. So is DALnet by Xformer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or has no one checked things out there lately?

    From the DALnet server I'm on at the moment:
    There are 625 users and 17700 invisible on 22 servers

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    All I want is a kind word, a warm bed and unlimited power.
  94. Speaking of ms and stupid stuff :P by Splab · · Score: 1

    http://www.msn.dk/ this is the danish msn portal and its right now (3 am cet) completly empty, now thats funny :P. Ill bet they dont have an admin untill monday morning.

  95. Blah Blah by NetJunkie · · Score: 1

    The patch came out in July. If they weren't accessable via the Internet this wouldn't be an issue. Who is at fault? Admins. I'm a network admin and my SQL2K boxes are patched and NOT available to the outside world.

    It's not hard.

    1. Re:Blah Blah by obdulio · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder....

      If such a big amount of servers got hit, that leaves two posibilities:
      1) A lot of companies are putting unexperienced people to administer their servers.
      or
      2) they put MSCEs, That means that an MSCE is not even capable to apply a service pack or are not aware of their importance.....

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      PENAROL: Seras eterno como el tiempo y floreceras en cada primavera.
  96. TROLLIN' TROLLIN' TROLLIN' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rawhide!

  97. I got a no spam at all today, actually by dalangalma · · Score: 1

    But I think it was because my mail servers are dead.

  98. hmm... by gyratedotorg · · Score: 1

    ...has apparently knocked Microsoft's Windows XP activation servers off the net

    this got me thinking... what would happen if someone were to create a worm that specifically targeted the windows xp activation servers with a ddos attack? If this kept people from activating new installs of windows xp for days or weeks at a time, could it force microsoft to rethink their new draconian licensing schemes?

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    Gyrate Dot Org - "Where high-tech meets low-life"
    1. Re:hmm... by mrkurt · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it would prompt people to think about whether they really want/need this "product activation" hassle that comes with Windows XP. That would get the Beast to come around.

      --
      Always look on the briight side of life! (whistle, whistle)
  99. So, just how IS Gnutella faring in all of this? by Starman9x · · Score: 0
    You've probably seen this .sig before -- it finally caught my attention as I was reading another story -- so does anyone know offhand if this "prognostication" has come to pass? :)

    Go ahead, kill off all the DNS servers. That just means more bandwidth for Gnutella.

  100. Come Monday, this will probably get a little worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... as a lot of sysadmins fire up their unpatched MS SQL servers. Unlikely that any patching would be going on tomorrow either, with it being Super Bowl Sunday and all, no one will want to do any work.

    Interesting timing, to say the least...

  101. banks in Canada having trouble by Barbarian · · Score: 1

    A lot of retailers today in Canada which use the Interac direct payment system (customers use their bank cards to pay as if they were at an atm--there's a code pad they enter their PIN on) had trouble. Royal Bank customers couldn't pay until about 5 pm at merchants using TD Canada Trust terminals, and the other major banks also had trouble with their system. ATM's worked however, so I guess the smaller-time systems were doing some authorization over systems affected by this.

  102. I just drank an entire pot of cold coffee by MrRudeDude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    and in addition to needing to piss and shit like crazy, I just became too paranoid to go to the bathroom.

    That set me thinking -- windows XP activation is 30 days, right ? If you don't activate, what happens in 30 days ? It demands you activate or it locks up.

    How many people when installing or starting up a new computer for the first time ignore the activation because they've got to try it out right now ? A lot. What day was 30 days ago ? December 25th. What day probably features more people opening up new computers than any other ?

    Perhaps they didn't try to attack the activation servers specifically, but simply thought of bringing down the net to stop the wave of Jan 25th activations, and got the activation servers as a lucky bonus.

  103. ^5 by hfx_ben · · Score: 1
    You in TO? Okay, since we're here in /. and I'm me and you're you ... and in the spirit of *damn, I'm gonna get it wrong too!* "in order to achieve what we never have before, we have to do what we never have before": I was hacking the Evil Empire back when that meant the USSR. And we shurr as fuck didn't fool around. Ok, so they used M$ ... ok, so they didn't do the patches ("SPs may take as long as half an hour to install, and may involve editing critical files, and a lot of staff don't feel comfortable with that degree of bla-bla-blah" ... but WTF?! They didn't know the friggin' web was in spasm? (ISC shows a peak of something like 8K packets / targets per minute ... I think that's low). I mean, who's doing IT for something that frangible and doesn't have their heads up?!
    Geezus, when we did IMC with CMAQ for FTAA/QC-A20 ... but that's another story, yaa? *grin*

    stay in touch
    regards to everyone there from the Far East of North America (i.e. Alexa's consituency)
    and my best to Ducasse [mark my works: he's going to be the first NDP prime minister @ hfx_ben 2247AST 25JAN03]
    cya

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    -- When you look to see how the system works, you usually find that it doesn't.
  104. The sky is falling! by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This morning, I burned my last two CDROMs into coasters and needed to get more...so I headed over to the bookstore on the college campus near my apartment, figuring that even if I had to pay a little more for one or two CDROMs there, it would be less bother than driving across town to Best Buy. I arrived at opening time...to find the bookstore completely dark. I knocked on the door, and one of the student workers came out and explained that the university had taken all its computers off-line today because of a "big computer virus attack" that hit last night. "You might see something about it in the news," said worker said sagely. "It was world-wide." And so the bookstore was closed. And they couldn't sell me a single CD-ROM.

    I ended up going up the street to Walgreen's and getting a 10-pack there...for probably what 2 or 3 blank CDROMs would have run me at the campus bookstore, so I suppose I can't really complain too much that university stupidity saved me some money. It was extremely annoying at the time, though.

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    Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
  105. EULA by oliverthered · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    umm... didn't the EULA change in the last 'service pack'

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    thank God the internet isn't a human right.
  106. WTF?! by hfx_ben · · Score: 1

    ... just thinking about the "sabotage" report that filtered up from the backrooms ... gawd, that's such M$ FUD/spam/mind-ph*k ... like callling the outage on the XP registration service "maintenance" [see my blog] ... "Oh, we wouldn't call that a bug" ... it's Enron-think, and it sux.

    --
    -- When you look to see how the system works, you usually find that it doesn't.
  107. national news reporting -- misses the point by rawdirt · · Score: 2, Informative

    ABC didn't even mention microsoft in their report.
    CBS only mentioned the specifics at the very last of their report.

  108. Trustworthy Computing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I know it's pretty poor that M$ doesn't have any kind of backup activation facility, but just playing devil's advocate a little."

    Wow, you have just given the strongest reason possible for having backup(s) with any Microsoft system(s).

    "You had better have a backup at home because Microsoft definitely, categorically and absolutely won't have one at Microsoft!!!".

    By the way, the problem here seemed to only exist in servers. Do you mean that the home user should have a server at home to BACK UP MICROSOFT'S SERVER???!!! No, I don't think that is what you meant! But, then maybe you did!

    Happy "Trustworthy Computing" when and if Microsoft ever gets .NET online, WITH NO BACKUP SERVERS!!!

  109. Trustworthy Computing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never make the mistake of underestimating Microsoft!

  110. Nobody is saying it isn't wrong by dpete4552 · · Score: 1

    Nobody is saying that it isn't wrong to DoS people. But that doesn't make Microsoft's activation software right.

    Your logic, if I can even call it that (which I can't with a straight face), is stupid.

    Meet Bob, Bob robs banks. Robbing banks is wrong. People tell Bob that robbing banks is wrong. One day Bob gets murdered in the process of robbing a bank. Murdering people is wrong. People say that robbing banks is wrong. You come in and tell everyone that they are "incorrect" murdering is wrong.

    You are saying that because Microsoft is being DoSed, what Microsoft is doing isn't wrong. Now you might feel that what they are doing isn't wrong, but to base it upon that load of horseshit you like to call "logic" is laughable.

    Where do they find these people?

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    http://www.archive.org/details/ThePowerOfNightmares
  111. Re:national news reporting -- misses the point by rawdirt · · Score: 1

    reuters also buries the microsoft reference deep in the article. Is every report a copy of the same wire report?

  112. Call in the "experts"... by Netsnipe · · Score: 1
    From the DALnet Exploits Team's DDoS Attacks FAQ:

    Q: Why don't you talk to Steve Gibson of GRC.COM, he knows all about this stuff?

    We already have many people working with us who are intimately familiar with DDoS attacks and how to deal with them.

    Lovely answer that doesn't "defame" the fraud = ). If you don't understand the humour of it, see www.grcsucks.com.
    --
    -- "I can't tell the future, I just work there." -- The Doctor
  113. Trustworthy Computing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again I repeat, never make the mistake of underestimating Microsoft, they will always come in even lower and slimier than you ever could have expected!!!

  114. MSSQL-UDP Analysis by hfx_ben · · Score: 1

    This Research Advisary reads real well ... lays it right out there. Any admin-type that ignores this should really find another line of work.

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    -- When you look to see how the system works, you usually find that it doesn't.
  115. Not just spin? by hfx_ben · · Score: 1
    I hope Earl wasn't just indulging in M$/Enron type sophistry ... I mean, heck, nobody deserves to be found out to be both unprincipled and incompetent.
    As Bucky Fuller put it, tell the truth, tell all of it, and tell it right away.

    *The part that blows me away is how officialdom acknowledges that admin-types are uncomfortable with M$ service packs *DUHH* because they sometimes call for editing critical system files. huh ... I mean, well, I made a good living cleaning up after engineers, but still ... there's something sad about that, doncha think?*

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    -- When you look to see how the system works, you usually find that it doesn't.
  116. Get a Real Code by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I picked up a winxp keygen and ran off several hundred numbers. I never have a problem activating.

    I'm so glad to see that your REAL copy doesn't work and my PIRATE copy works perfectly.

    Life sucks, doesn't it?

    --
    I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
  117. lazy admins by jesseward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    from the article "But this patch required manual editing of critical system files, something many administrators just aren't comfortable doing. "

    WTF!!
    What administrator doesnt feel comfortable configuring their fucking network/system!?@

    what a joke...

    1. Re:lazy admins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most MCSE's. Most of them are paper tigers anyway. Our Exchange admins at my office, all mcse's all the stupidest group of admins I've ever met.

  118. Wow by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

    Someone else knows about example.com and its purpose!

    Tim

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    Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
    1. Re:Wow by LarsG · · Score: 1

      Someone else knows about example.com and its purpose! ..but can you name the number of the RFC without the help of Google? :)

      --
      If J.K.R wrote Windows: Puteulanus fenestra mortalis!
  119. Plenty Convenient by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

    It's just as easy to warez the Enterprise Edition as the Personal edition.

    Tim

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    Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
  120. Mod Parent Up +1 informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not? it is informative, at least to windoze users since they haven't got a clue anyways.

  121. Interesting. by zogger · · Score: 1

    --can you expand on this some more? I got overpeer, but redteam? And did this start on a file sharing network or on irc or usenet, etc? Or did someone just decide to try it out first just at random? I'm not seeing the connection between the ms sql and the music sharing. And I haven't read any "first sighting in the wild" reports yet.

    sure would be embarassing for them, though......

  122. What to do with botnet data by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
    About a year ago, my FTP server was owned by someone using a botnet. When I noticed this, I brought up my second machine, using ethereal, and followed what it was doing. using 'follow TCP stream', I was able to follow what these people were doing on the channel.

    I was thinking that the data I gathered was probably useful to bust that botnet. The problem was, I wasn't able to find anybody to throw the data to.

    It would be nice if the owners DALnet (and others) would provide faq info on where to send such botnet data.

    --
    OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
    1. Re:What to do with botnet data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can submit information to Dalnet via this URL.

      -myndzi

  123. First Union/Wachovia online network down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Union/Wachovia online network now down.

    NC2999: We are temporarily experiencing a problem with our Online Banking website. We expect this issue to be resolved shortly. In the interim, you may obtain your checking or savings account balances via automated telephone service at (800) 275-3862. We apologize for any inconvenience you may experience and appreciate your patience while we work to resolve this situation.

  124. Re:ETG is owned by ....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Domain Name: ENTERTHEGAME.COM
    Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, INC.
    Whois Server: whois.networksolutions.com
    Referral URL: http://www.networksolutions.com
    Name Server: NS2.MEDIASTUDIOS.COM
    Name Server: NS1.MEDIASTUDIOS.COM
    Status: ACTIVE
    Updated Date: 08-jan-2003
    Creation Date: 02-jan-1999
    Expiration Date: 02-jan-2004

  125. Re:ETG is owned by ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Domain Name: ENTERTHEGAME.COM
    Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, INC.
    Whois Server: whois.networksolutions.com
    Referral URL: http://www.networksolutions.com
    Name Server: NS2.MEDIASTUDIOS.COM
    Name Server: NS1.MEDIASTUDIOS.COM
    Status: ACTIVE
    Updated Date: 08-jan-2003
    Creation Date: 02-jan-1999
    Expiration Date: 02-jan-2004

  126. Service pack licence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone know if the service pack that contains the necessary patch to stop this worm is one of those with MS's fun new licencing agreements? What about the patch by itself? It would be interesting if the vulnerability couldn't be fixed without changing the licence...

  127. Missing link discovered! by redjeremy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Now we know the second step:

    1) DDOS
    2) Fun
    3) Profit!

  128. Re:3.9 Mb/sec by nbvb · · Score: 1

    Heh, via my cable modem I'm at 3.3mbit/sec download, 400kb/sec upload.

    Not bad for my house!

    It's actually _better_ than my office! (And I work for a Very Large Telco :)

    --NBVB

  129. Obligatory post by JPawloski · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1. DDoS
    2. Have Fun
    3. Profit!!!

  130. Of ATMs and SQL Servers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just a little bit scary that a few lines of bad code in one of MS' database apps can bring down most of BOFA's ATMs in California. Even scarier that BOFA is not using that software.

  131. The NDP != Canada by Gooner · · Score: 1

    I realize that "marginalized left of centre Canadian political party" is not as catchy as "Canada" but that last line in the post is simply lazy.

  132. Solutions by m3b3l33 · · Score: 1

    Maybe a possible solution to this would be only allowing certain IP's to connect to their servers, so if you wanted to chat you would go to their web site enter your IP and type in some letters shown in a picture, to make it bot-proof.

  133. we are screwed. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    They took down a bank, and the public found out about it.
    This will be used, and taken seriously, by everyone who wants to take anominity away from us.

    There are 2 rules you should never break:

    1) never piss off the people who handle your food.

    2)Never piss off the people who handle your money.

    I will be there will be legislation to only allow financial transactions with a bank to people with a smart card within 2 years.

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  134. Isn't it 90 days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The version of win xp pro i have has activation for 90 days. I don't know where you got 30 days from.

  135. Re:national news reporting -- misses the point by skillet-thief · · Score: 1

    Every time in these reports (wire services included), Microsoft shows up as the heroes that are going fix everything: "You all just go get your patches, and everything will be fine. We're too busy taking care of this problem to talk about why it might have happened to our great product".

    I think the problem is that the news services treat these viruses like they were tornadoes or floods or something. (They would like to have pictures of endless lines of cars heading for higher ground to escape the horrible virus.)

    A worm is actually an act of God, we are all just victims.

    --

    Congratulations! Now we are the Evil Empire

  136. It's kinda funny in a bad way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, it shows the blatant stupidity of the average "god like MCSE", too stupid to keep up with the almost daily security hole updates from Microsoft. Looks like those MCSE credentials forgot basic BOFH security training.

    Second, you'd think a financial institution would be more security concious than to trust its financial information to the most virus prone platform in existance. I bet there are quite a few management folks running around pointing fingers blaming everyone else for their stupidity right about now.

    Third, it's obvious that not even Microsoft can keep up with their constant bombardment of security patches.

    Sooner or later consumers will start to wake up and say "gee, there's got to be something better than this security hole software", rather than continue to be the sheep they are.

    In the mean time, here are some catchy new marketing slogans for Microsoft:

    What virus do you want today?

    Microsoft, where security is an afterthought.

    Trusted computing, hardware to solve our software stupidity.

  137. yeah and HP too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for HP pavillion technical support, and were totally fuct... none of our servers work... were logging phone calls by pen and paper, we cant set up orders for repairs and a whole crap load of other services are down.... since yesterday. all due to that damn worm.

  138. No THAT is scary... by MikeOttawa · · Score: 1
    From the MSNBC article...

    <snip>

    Most patches require a simple download and restart of the computer. But this patch required manual editing of critical system files, something many administrators just aren't comfortable doing.

    </snip>
  139. Fun night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a Bank of America data center. Last night was a fun night. I would like to personally thank the asshole who started this. Thank you and kindly go fuck yourself.

  140. The other way around? by swb · · Score: 1

    I always assumed it was the other way around. I've known tons of professionals that either put up with something substandard because they know how to deal with it (eg, mechanic with a car with a chronic problem), computer people that put up with crappy homebrew software simply because they know how to work around it, painters that cut all kinds of corners at home but don't for clients, and so on.

  141. Can I sue M$ by obdulio · · Score: 1

    I don't run M$ software and I haven't agreed to any of their EULAs.

    My Internet shop suffered from the general slowdown.

    Can i sue M$ for the inconvenience?

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    PENAROL: Seras eterno como el tiempo y floreceras en cada primavera.
    1. Re:Can I sue M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am not an attorney, so don't believe what I say, speak with one. I am sensitive to this issue because of personal experiences. Here is a small list which should be considered before making any decision to sue.

      Lawsuit 101 - Questions list:
      Did you suffer any actual damages?
      Can you attach a monetary value to your damages?
      Do those damages actually offset the costs of the legal action?
      Do you have a big retainer to pay counsel?
      Are you prepared to lose?
      Are you prepared to be counter sued?

      Don't be a weasel who clogs up the legal system with the idea of using the system as a club or a new form of lottery. It is a bad idea.

  142. Anti-War Hackers Unite! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Are these the people who are behind this? - http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=231 141&group=webcast

  143. MSCEs by obdulio · · Score: 1

    I assume that a majority of the serves hit were been administered by qualified people, someone with an MSCE or similar.

    If such a huge number of MSCEs failed to do some basic thing like appling a service pack, or they are not aware of the importance of them, that raises several questions regarding the msce CERTIFICATION ITSELF.....

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    PENAROL: Seras eterno como el tiempo y floreceras en cada primavera.
  144. first post on bugtraq concerning worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    M=6YN:6YG($U3(%-1 3"!397)V97(@6]U2X@($ME>2!F:6YG97) PFEN
    M=#H-("!#-#!#($-",44@1#)&-B`W-C(X(#8S,#@@($8 U-30@- T$V."!!-4-&
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    end

  145. first post on bugtraq concerning worm,pssblsuspect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * Subject: MS SQL WORM IS DESTROYING INTERNET BLOCK PORT 1434!
    * From: Michael Bacarella
    * Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:11:41 -0500

  146. possible doers eEye Digital Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Late Friday, January 24, 2003 we became aware of a new SQL worm spreading
    quickly across various networks around the world.
    d

  147. list of possible doers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eeye digital security eeye.com
    netgraft corporation netgraft.com
    ngssoftware nextgenss.com

  148. Sadly... by The_Guv'na · · Score: 1

    http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=5517

    Now it's the hard working people of America who are pissing away money on bollocks adverts during the SB. Well actually the Government is going that on their behalf.

    Now how about the kind US government running some anti-drink-driving or anti-smoking adverts alongside them? Mmmmnah... didn't think so.

    Ali

    1. Re:Sadly... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      Now how about the kind US government running some anti-drink-driving or anti-smoking adverts alongside them? Mmmmnah... didn't think so.

      Actually, their were two Designated Drver commercials and one AntiSmoking commercial. The DD commercial was sponsored by Anheiser Busch, but the Smoking ad I believe is a part of the tobacco settlemnet the government forced.

      You're sort of missing the point though ( and this will actually boister your core argument I think) but beer and cigarettes are regulated and we know for sure that the hops and tobacco are grown and sold by non-terrorists. With marijuana, you can't prove that. Sure you may harvest seeds but where did they come from?

      Concerning the NORML page, they seem to be using the old correlation equals causation bit to their own ends as well.

    2. Re:Sadly... by The_Guv'na · · Score: 1

      Sadly... I was misinformed as to the commercial break content of the superbowl.

      With marijuana, you can't prove that. Sure you may harvest seeds but where did they come from?

      Usually yeah, but I've made amends...

      Seeds: "POWER PLANT(r) - Dutch Passion, PO Box 1579, 1000 BN Amsterdam" They aint on the axis of evil at the time of writing. ;-)

      Todays show was brought to you by the word "Hydroponics" and the number 420! Sponsored by OverGrow.

      Peace,
      Ali

  149. You are copyright infringer until probed otherwise by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    So what about if I have a lab with 3 or 4 computers and I need to move WinXP around?

    Or what about if I buy a no-name PC and install WinXP there after removing it from my other PC?

    My point is, MS is dictating to you how you use your own hardware. If you think that is reasonable, good for you cowboy and good luck.

    If copyright infringement is such a menace, how it comes MS made a profit from completely unprotected software for all these years?

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  150. ATMs are not in the Internet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What most probably happened is that the worm affected machines behind the corporate firewalls, thus making corporate intranets grind to a halt. Any backend servers that for any reason where in the same networks as affected machines were in serious problems due to network congestion.

    This could and should have been avoided, but when you have literally hundreds or thousends of servers details like these can go unnoticed.

    I don't work for that bank but for another that was less affected (because we rely far less in MS software, very rarely for mission critical applications, we still got bitten though).

  151. Re:You are copyright infringer until probed otherw by davidstrauss · · Score: 1
    1. Computer labs usually have very similar, if not identical computers that won't disable activation.
    2. Corporate licensing (which many organizations use) has no activation requirement.
    3. Moving XP from one computer to another requires a 10 minute phone call to Microsoft within 15-30 days.
    4. I know Microsoft is a monopoly, but there is no requirement to use Windows for most tasks.
    5. I dislike the guilty until proven innocent aspect (I'm an ACLUer), but again, it's Microsoft's choice, not the gov't imposing activation.
  152. Bank of America run by Goblins by ehiris · · Score: 1

    The reason it takes so long for the updates to show up isn't the incapability of their system. The transaction shows up the first day and it disapears the day after.

    It is because they love to not let you know for sure how much money you have in your account and just in case you live from paycheck to paycheck and don't have a tight grip on your balance, you have high chances of overdrafting your account. They charge 29$ for every transaction you overdraw so if you have a let's say for 1$ transaction they would charge you 116$ for the fantastic service they provided to you by paying 4$.

    I hope this attack cost them a lot because they deserve it for fucking over people that struggle from day to day.

    They need to change their name to Gringotts Bank.

  153. The Slashdot Answer at Last by carney1979 · · Score: 1

    I wondered why it's been so tough to get into Slashdot recently...