User: dale.furno

I can see it now

On: Lechal Haptic Footwear Guides You By Buzzing Your Feet

Subliminal messages transmitted to your feet

Re:Oblig

On: Ask The Linux Foundation's Executive Director Jim Zemlin What You Will

I came here to say exactly this

First Question

On: Ask "The Fat Man" George Sanger About Music and Computer Games

Whats it like living in your moms bassmint all these years?

Re:Logic

On: 'The Color Run' Violates Agreement With College Photographer, Then Sues Him

In what jurisdiction?

Re: Wow....

On: 'The Color Run' Violates Agreement With College Photographer, Then Sues Him

I'm sure he can get $100.000 but can he get $100,000.00?

Re:Hooray for common sense

On: House Committee Approves Bill Banning In-Flight Phone Calls

Except de Gualle never said that. It is often attributed to him but no verifiable source. Also, the word you wanted was "indispensable men" which does mean something much different from irreplaceable.

Nice try at looking smart, Mr. Anonymous Coward.

Re:Open Source Intelligence

On: How Online Clues Located North Korea's Missile-Launcher Factories

Japan is in the Far East. Just like Guam and all those other islands. Did you even high school?

I'm not into trains

On: Why the Internet of Things Is More 1876 Than 1995

Can I have that in a car analogy instead?

And

On: Dyson Invests £5 Million To Create 'Intelligent Domestic Robots'

the slashdot boycott begins. See you on the 17th.

Sounds like

On: A Corporate War Against a Scientist, and How He Fought Back

Sounds like, we should take a page from this guys book and say FUck Beta!

Re:82 years old

On: Leonard Nimoy: Smoking Is Illogical

So, I'll see you and Leonard at the Dumpsters behind Comic Con then?

Re:Illogical

On: Leonard Nimoy: Smoking Is Illogical

Implying he doesn't inject large sums of money into his veins to keep himself alive

Re:Beta is illogical

On: Leonard Nimoy: Smoking Is Illogical

Also, Why so many short submissions? Is slashdot trying to dilute the FUCK BETA?

Beta is illogical

On: Leonard Nimoy: Smoking Is Illogical

Fuck Beta

Re:wikipedia

On: Finnish Police Board Wants Justification For Wikipedia's Fundraising Campaign

Yeah, Fuck Beta, Let's support Wikipedia!

Re:Alternative to Beta Hell

On: Simple Emergency Generators and Radio Receivers (Video)

Can I still get a 4 digit id?

Another Slashvertisement from

On: Simple Emergency Generators and Radio Receivers (Video)

Fuck Beta

Wrong again

On: Spectacular New Martian Impact Crater Spotted From Orbit

Will beta correct the wrong link in the article? Didn't think so

fucking beta

Re:I think

On: Build an Open-Source Electric Car In About One Hour

Classic Slashdot or no slashdot

Re:Classic Slashdot

On: Why the Latest FISA Release By Google Et Al. Means Squat

But my mod points....

Re:Are we sure. . .

On: Amherst Researchers Create Magnetic Monopoles

Monkeys do too have thumbs, no matter how Wonky they are

Re:These are NOT Dirac Monopoles

On: Amherst Researchers Create Magnetic Monopoles

Thank you .

Insert

On: First Global Map Outside the Solar System

Brown Dwarf joke here

Re:Considering they're fighting so hard against Ob

On: RNC Calls For Halt To Unconstitutional Surveillance

Who is working to end this?

not Obama, that is for sure

The only change thus far has been that the the NSA has been ordered to use the Rubberstamp FISA court.

the appearance of change. not actual change.

In Soviet Russia

On: Russia Plans To Extend Edward Snowden's Asylum

Asylum extends you!