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House Committee Approves Bill Banning In-Flight Phone Calls

An anonymous reader tips news that the U.S. House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee has approved a bill that would ban voice calls from mobile devices on airplanes. The legislation, sponsored by Rep. Bill Shuster (R-PA), now goes to the full House of Representatives for a vote. Similar efforts are underway in the Senate. There was no opposition to Shuster's bill in the House committee, and the FCC received a flood of support for such a measure when they asked for public comment. In an op-ed published Monday, Shuster wrote, "In today’s world, enriched as it is by technology, we are bombarded by data, opinions, and potential distractions. Few limits to this flow of information are necessary, partly because people can typically turn it off, disconnect from it, or go elsewhere if they choose. But in the close confines of an airplane cabin – where passengers will still be able to use their mobile devices for texting, emailing, working, and more – there is no chance to opt out. So for those few hours of flight spent with 150 strangers, we can all wait to make that phone call. It’s just common sense and common courtesy."

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  1. Hooray for common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're too important for this, fuck you.

    Read what de Gaulle said about "irreplaceable" men...

    1. Re:Hooray for common sense by crutchy · · Score: 1

      except it won't apply to politicians... of course :-p

      mobile phones may have been a problem for aircraft in the past, but the regulations for certifying avionics since 2007 are much stricter. older aircraft designs of course aren't subject to current rules which is a pity (since the rules are designed to increase safety) but majority of airline aircraft would be fitted with upgraded avionics anyway, and any upgrades would be subject to current rules (including their integration into existing aircraft electrical and flight control systems).

      refer FAR25.1317 - High-intensity Radiated Fields (HIRF) Protection
      http://www.ecfr.gov/cgi-bin/te...

      even if you fly in smaller aircraft, if it has avionics installed post-2007 you're likely covered by a similar rule;
      FAR23.1308 - High-intensity Radiated Fields (HIRF) Protection
      http://www.ecfr.gov/cgi-bin/te...

    2. Re:Hooray for common sense by dale.furno · · Score: 0

      Except de Gualle never said that. It is often attributed to him but no verifiable source. Also, the word you wanted was "indispensable men" which does mean something much different from irreplaceable.

      Nice try at looking smart, Mr. Anonymous Coward.

    3. Re:Hooray for common sense by KingMotley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't like cell phone use on an airplane any more than the next guy, I also don't feel like it is congresses job nor right to pass such a law. Airplanes are private property, owned by a private company. It should be left to the company to decide whether to allow cell phone usage on the plane or not. I don't understand how this isn't common sense.

    4. Re:Hooray for common sense by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      All I can add is: Thank You.

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    5. Re:Hooray for common sense by kaliann · · Score: 1

      Exactly!
      Let the airlines decide their own policy, but there's no reason something like this needs to be illegal. Talk about overreach (isn't this guy a Republican, one of the folk who despise intrusive "nanny state" meddling?).

      I get that people on phones would be annoying, as would people singing "The Song that Never Ends" or discussing the Kardashians, but there is no need to legislate this issue. A well-timed "Sir/Ma'am, it is the policy of the airline to restrict calls in-flight, thank you for your consideration of your fellow passengers" should take care of those who decide they MUST call someone in the air.

    6. Re:Hooray for common sense by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      This isn't common sense, this is rabble rousing nonsense.

      Loud talkers annoy me - should congress ban loud talkers? Should they pass a law about phones in theaters? Should they pass a law about horribly annoying and stupid reality shows?

      This is grandstanding junk and it's even more shameful a (R) is involved in it. If enough people are annoyed by it then the airlines can ban it themselves.

      Everyone thinks they are a precious fucking snowflake with a right not to be annoyed by someone else.

    7. Re:Hooray for common sense by icebike · · Score: 1

      Airplanes that are commercial scheduled air carriers are the only planes covered by the bill.
      Commercial air transport is already regulated under Article I, Section 8 of the United States Constitution,
                specifically Clause 3 (related to regulation of Commerce among the several States).

      See, you climbed all the way up there on your soap box, wrapped yourself with the flag, all for naught.

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    8. Re:Hooray for common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > See, you climbed all the way up there on your soap box, wrapped yourself with the flag, all for naught.

      Are you really that much of a douche? That you believe that because an entity CAN do a thing, that that makes it morally justifiable?

      Sometimes I hate people. And that time is now. And my subject is YOU. What a dildo.

    9. Re:Hooray for common sense by icebike · · Score: 1

      Like I said, the constitution authorized the federal government to regulate interstate commerce.
      I guess you can appeal to God, but the constitution is pretty clear.
      I'm not sure your appeal will be heard.
      Even God has no time for ACs.

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    10. Re:Hooray for common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Like I said, the constitution authorized the federal government to regulate interstate commerce.

      I know what the constitution says, what our government is capable of, and what you said.

      I am simply astounded that you actually admit that you believe that what is moral is what is legal, and vice-versa. And what's more, you seem to be proud of it. You exhibit all the philosophical capacity and introspective abilities of an insect.

    11. Re:Hooray for common sense by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, the commerce clause. When something is otherwise unconstitutional, turn to that ambiguous piece of trash. I care more about the spirit than of the literal language, and I seriously don't think it's appropriate that the government has abused that clause to this degree.

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    12. Re:Hooray for common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that bravely, without thinking.
      Picture yourself on a 5 hour flight. You dont know anybody. You spent your money on the ticket and wont be able to afford the movies, the magazines are lame. At best you might be able to bang an attendant in the toilet, but what do you do with the other 4 hrs and 45 min?
      Not so fucking smart, are you?

  2. In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Travelling as US Representative, planes are one of the few places where you may even have to sit next to a pleb. Suddenly you realise how much you hate them. Worse, they may make noise. This bill will keep the plebs from annoying you.

    1. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Next step; pass law forcing airlines to duct tape the mouths of anyone not in first class, you know, for "safety" reasons.

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    2. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Bartles · · Score: 2

      No shit. Why can't the airlines just develop no phone talking policies. Do we really need to make this a law?

    3. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Well, I hate to say it, but there should be a Constitutional challenge to this.

      Previously, it was technological and safety issues that put a hold on this. Now neither any longer applies.

      "Congress shall pass no law...abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press..."

      Note it does not allow exceptions like "but lots of peeeeeeepul really waaaaaaaaant it". That's why there is a deliberately difficult amendment process. And no, Congress doesn't get to carve out subsets of life and strip your rights. Safety is one thing, I waaaaaaant it is something else.

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    4. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nonsense. There is no First Amendment issue here. You can talk all you want OFF the plane. There are dozens of limitations on talking / speech now that are perfectly valid - the idea behind the first amendment is to prevent the government from muzzling dissent. You can dissent all you want. Just not in the middle of the road. Not in the middle of a theatre. Not on an airplane.

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    5. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It does seem quite sad and questionable why airlines don't simply make this a policy, instead of it needing to be made federal law. I guess no one really trusts the airlines to do something sensible like that.

    6. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't do that. Give them that flexibility, the airlines likely would charge a $50 fee, then allow people to talk as much as they wished. Then, they would create a section that would cost $100 more to fly in that had a quiet area. I'm amazed they don't do that already with the squalling infants as a constant menace.

    7. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      He's got a point there. There's no law saying you can't talk in the middle of a theater (during a showing); such a thing would probably violate the 1st Amendment. However, theater owners are free to implement policies against such disruptions, and are able to throw you out if you violate their policies, and this is the reason you can't actually talk in a movie: you'll be asked to leave (maybe, these days a lot of theaters do a terrible job of enforcing such rules).

      Talking on an airplane should be covered by the same method: airline policy should prohibit it. However, what do you do when people ignore the rule? Ask them to leave? You can't do that since there's nowhere to go when you're at 30,000 feet. And look at how bad the theater experience has gotten these days; the only recourse at most places when people talk too much is to go ask for your money back, because the theater doesn't want to confront anyone. This is probably why people are demanding a law.

    8. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by mlts · · Score: 0

      This wouldn't even be a Constitutional challenge. A plane is private property. The First Amendment doesn't give the right for someone to demand what they want on non-public territory, even if the "grounds" constitute an aluminum tube. The cases of Pruneyard Shopping Center vs. Robins and Kings Mall vs. Wenk will be pulled out and it will be asserted by the defense that the plane constitutes a similar place as a shopping mall, thus not protected by the 1A.

    9. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by tsqr · · Score: 1

      The First Amendment guarantees your right to express your opinions without fear of government reprisal, where the reprisal would be in response to the opinions and not to the act of speaking. It does not guarantee you the right to talk wherever and whenever you want to. For example:

      • You can get detained by the local police for standing on a corner in a residential neighborhood and yelling after some arbitrary time threshold, usually 10:00 pm.
      • You can be fined and/or jailed for contempt of court for expressing yourself in a court of law without the judge's permission.
      • You can be sued in a court of law for making false statements about another person.
      • A trial judge may issue a gag order preventing you from speaking publicly about issues relating to a trial.
      • You can actually be legally subjected to a beating at the hands of a person you offend with your speech. Google "fighting words doctrine" for additional info.
    10. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You can go home and eat there. You have no right to eat at the counter with the Whites. You have the right to walk to work, so you have no right to sit in the bus at all, let alone in the Whites section. You can make your personal windtrap, so you have no right to have a drink from the Whites water fountain.

    11. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Congratulations: you've realised that there are some things which can't be easily answered with absolute statements.

    12. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Are the airplanes publicly owned?

      These are private aircraft, the aircraft owner can demand you do whatever they want. if the FAA have a legitimate reason behind it such as concerns about safety, then I am all for it.

      Hell I wish they would make it a $5000 fine for people to use their cellphone without hands free headset or equipment in their car. So many of these nimrods cradling a phone in the ear are swerving all over and then driving like idiots.

    13. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      You have it bass ackwards. Nobody is doubting the airlines' right to ban the phones, he is questioning Congress' right.

    14. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are shitting me right? It is NOT THE FUCKING AIRLINE making the law, it is our GOVT!! Got that yet?

    15. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by mjwx · · Score: 1

      No shit. Why can't the airlines just develop no phone talking policies. Do we really need to make this a law?

      Because people will ignore airline policies, in fact you'll have enough people ignoring the law. Practically no-one follows instructions given to them by flight attendants, thats why they have to go through the cabin and put tray tables and seat backs in the right position. People refuse to follow simple, straightforward and sensible instructions simply because they don't want to.

      People are just jerks really.

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    16. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. That's the exact same reasoning they use for free speech zones. The entire country, and outside the country, is a free speech zone. They have zero constitutional authority to do such things.

      the idea behind the first amendment is to prevent the government from muzzling dissent.

      Free speech doesn't stop at protecting people who criticize their government, you know. The first amendment protects all sorts of speech.

      Just not in the middle of the road. Not in the middle of a theatre. Not on an airplane.

      Your reasoning is terrible, and it's clear that free speech means nothing to you.

      Take your protest permits and your free speech zones and shove them up your fucking ass, fascist.

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    17. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      This is probably why people are demanding a law.

      And they are wrong for doing so.

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    18. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      It's not that they can't be easily answered with absolute statements; it's that people have a fundamental misunderstandings of the constitution and people's rights.

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    19. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      The First Amendment guarantees your right to express your opinions without fear of government reprisal, where the reprisal would be in response to the opinions and not to the act of speaking.

      Then the government could just ban all manner of speech. In reality, free speech protests all speech and the first amendment makes *no such distinctions*. The fact that our government is violating the constitution doesn't mean that it isn't what it is, and your examples just demonstrate the government's seething hatred of our rights.

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    20. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by tsqr · · Score: 1

      The First Amendment guarantees your right to express your opinions without fear of government reprisal, where the reprisal would be in response to the opinions and not to the act of speaking.

      Then the government could just ban all manner of speech. In reality, free speech protests all speech and the first amendment makes *no such distinctions*. The fact that our government is violating the constitution doesn't mean that it isn't what it is, and your examples just demonstrate the government's seething hatred of our rights.

      the courts have established lots of 1st Amendment exceptions. Suggest you educate yourself.

    21. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Ok, then how do you propose the airline handle things when a passenger violates their policy, if they don't have the ability to allow the air marshall to beat him and put him in cuffs? A rule with no ability to enforce it is worthless. I suppose you could make it so violating airline policy is a crime, which would then allow the air marshall to tase the person and cuff him, but that's not much different from just making this law, plus it creates a slippery slope where violating *any* policy is a crime and could get you tased, even very minor infractions.like staying in the toilet too long.

    22. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      The courts could establish that the first amendment doesn't protect any speech at all and it wouldn't affect my opinions in the least. Maybe you should get some opinions of your own. Sad how "the land of the free" has so much mindless authority worship.

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    23. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      Ok, then how do you propose the airline handle things when a passenger violates their policy, if they don't have the ability to allow the air marshall to beat him and put him in cuffs?

      Don't deal with those customers anymore. Let the airlines figure this out; I really don't care. What I'm opposed to is making disgusting laws like this where the government infringes upon people's rights (private property and free speech rights).

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    24. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Moochman · · Score: 1

      Very simple. Charge offenders a hefty fine. As is demonstrated by the fact that nobody uses the phones already available on planes due to the hefty fee, this should be a more than suitable deterrent, without having to get the law involved.

    25. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by unrtst · · Score: 1

      Wow, people are slow. Ban them from future flights on your airline if they violate policy.
      That can be temperred in various ways: 3 strikes rule; time based ban (ex. banned for N months); pay a big fine to re-instate priviledges; etc.
      It'd even be more flexible, and probably more effectiive, than this law.
      BTW, how do you expect them to enforce this law? They'll probably just end up asking the person to stop using their phone, and nothing will be done about it... no different than if it were just their policy.

    26. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      How do you do that? Private companies have no real power to fine people and collect those fines. Moreover, how would they even fine the correct person? What are you going to do, demand to see the offender's ID? What if he refuses? (No, you can't go by seating assignment, because the offender can just claim he changed seats and someone else was the offender.)

    27. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      This wouldn't even be a Constitutional challenge. A plane is private property

      Exactly, so why should congress make the law instead of leaving it up to the airlines?

      (Hint: READ the fucking article!!!)

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    28. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by tsqr · · Score: 1

      The courts could establish that the first amendment doesn't protect any speech at all and it wouldn't affect my opinions in the least.

      Fine, as long as we're clear that you're expressing an opinion rather than stating facts. As the saying goes, you're entitled to your own opinions, but you're not entitled to your own facts.

      Maybe you should get some opinions of your own.

      Oh, I can assure you that our little interchange has afforded me plenty of opportunity to form a few opinions. But I won't go into that, because personal opinions have nothing to do with the issue at hand. I'll wager that you were unaware that, until the Supreme Court ruled in the 1925 case Gitlow v. New York that the 14th Amendment's 'equal protection' clause extended the imposition of 1st Amendment protections to State governments as well as the Federal government, that State governments were not constrained at all by the 1st Amendment.

      If you trouble yourself to review the wording of the 1st Amendment, you will find that it only imposes its constraint on Congress; not on any other branch or agency of the Federal government, and certainly not on State governments. Those shortcomings in the Constitutions were changed by court ruling.

      Sad how "the land of the free" has so much mindless authority worship.

      Even sadder that most people have no idea how their government is even supposed to operate, but choose to rely on their feelings and opinions about the way things should be.

    29. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      As the saying goes, you're entitled to your own opinions, but you're not entitled to your own facts.

      The judges are just people with opinions and a bit of power; they have their own opinions as to how to interpret the constitution, but not facts.

      If you trouble yourself to review the wording of the 1st Amendment, you will find that it only imposes its constraint on Congress; not on any other branch or agency of the Federal government, and certainly not on State governments. Those shortcomings in the Constitutions were changed by court ruling.

      Courts should *not* be changing the constitution; amendments should. However, such an amendment exists, and while it was ultimately the courts that interpreted it in that way to make things such as the first amendment apply to the states, it was the constitutional amendment that did it.

      Even sadder that most people have no idea how their government is even supposed to operate, but choose to rely on their feelings and opinions about the way things should be.

      Why is it that some people assume that people who question the government do not know how it's supposed to operate? I'm well aware, and I know it's not operating correctly. Drawing all your opinions from authority figures (judges), even in matters of law, is very unwise and flies in the face of the principles of this nation. Judges routinely are and have been wrong, and the supreme court overruled past decisions made by the past supreme court, on some occasions.

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    30. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      What? You do realize that this is about the government trying to make a law that forbids in-flight phone calls, right? It's not the private property owners deciding to do this; it's the government. That's what people are objecting to.

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    31. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Drawing all your opinions from authority figures (judges), even in matters of law, is very unwise and flies in the face of the principles of this nation. Judges routinely are and have been wrong, and the supreme court overruled past decisions made by the past supreme court, on some occasions.

      A judge's ruling is referred to as an opinion; however, unlike your opinion and my opinion, it has the force of law. No one aside from you said anything about drawing ALL opinions from authority figures; you're engaging in a logical fallacy known as "an appeal to extremes", so knock it off.

    32. Re:In other words; don't let the plebs annoy us by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      A judge's ruling is referred to as an opinion; however, unlike your opinion and my opinion, it has the force of law.

      Which is exactly what I said when I mentioned that they have "a bit of power."

      No one aside from you said anything about drawing ALL opinions from authority figures; you're engaging in a logical fallacy known as "an appeal to extremes", so knock it off.

      If you'd like, I could just say that you're drawing too many of your opinions from authority figures, but it really doesn't change anything.

      And I see no fallacy by that name, though there's probably something similar. If taken literally, it's probably more of a straw man.

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  3. What are they going to ban next? by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Screaming kids? Body odor? Flying with garlic breath?

    Don't you love it when they're legislating "common courtesy"?

    1. Re:What are they going to ban next? by gordo3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      this has little to do with courtesy. You can talk on a phone and not be an ass (use noise canceling headphones, noise canceling microphones, keep your voice down, and talk.

      Much more annoying are the kids on a college or high school trip who feel the need to shout at their friends 5 rows away. When you make it illegal for people to hold conversations at all, I'll get behind this.

    2. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's insane - if people don't want to be on planes without other people talking on phones, they can just fly an airline (or a particular flight) that bans it. Banning it generically is actually insane. How the fuck did this get through?

    3. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who knew they were familiar with common sense?

    4. Re:What are they going to ban next? by thaylin · · Score: 1, Funny

      Again the party that claims to be against over bearing regulation shows its hypocrisy.

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    5. Re:What are they going to ban next? by coolsnowmen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It doest seem stupid, but what other recorse is there when we're surrounded by the discourteous ? I fly all the time and I'm tired of getting into confrontatins with people who I'd like to turn their smart phone/laptop movie down or use earphones. I've had ass holes look me in the eye and just say, " It's not mine ".

      Part of the problem is me, I have some ADD, and I choose not to take medication, and I have a hard time tuning things out pretty much all the time. In 99% of my life I can avoid it by personal choice, my own earphones, etc. But when I'm stuck on public transportation, I don't have that luxary.

      Part of the problem is that this technology didn't exist when their parents were teaching them how to behave. So, we have problem where technology has outpaced common coutesy and politeness, and it is going to be a while before society catches up.

    6. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Bartles · · Score: 4, Funny

      I take it by your tagline, that you can't win this argument.

    7. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Soulskill · · Score: 2

      You can talk on a phone and not be an ass (use noise canceling headphones, noise canceling microphones, keep your voice down, and talk.

      This is basically how I feel about it. When I fly, I can occasionally hear conversations within a few rows, but the noise of the plane drowns out anything further away. The conversations I do hear don't really bother me, so I'm not sure why hearing half a conversation would be significant enough to warrant legislation. Granted, if somebody's loud and obnoxious about it, that'd be annoying. But chances are, that person would be loud and obnoxious without the phone anyway (or, if they don't realize it, a polite request would probably make them stop).

      The skeptical part of me figures it's just grandstanding on the part of the politicians pushing it through.

    8. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the problem is me, I have some ADD, and I choose not to take medication ...

      Maybe we need a law to tell people who don't take their medication not to fly.

      If you want Uncle sugar to solve your problems, you better be ready to have your problems solved. Good. And. Hard.

    9. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Bartles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think your cologne is discourteous. We need to make cologne on airplanes illegal. So is your flatulence, let's make that illegal too. Also, your political views, let's make those illegal and not just on airplanes, but you are still free to practice them in your home. For now.

    10. Re:What are they going to ban next? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      It doest seem stupid, but what other recorse is there when we're surrounded by the discourteous ? I fly all the time and I'm tired of getting into confrontatins with people who I'd like to turn their smart phone/laptop movie down or use earphones.

      Next time you fly, take along a roll of aluminum foil. When a problem arises, use the foil to tightly and completely wrap the annoying person along with his/her phone.

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    11. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this is definitely something the federal government really needs to get involved in. Too bad a freedom loving, small government party is in control of the House.

    12. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      So should this extend to private flights?

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    13. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Part of the problem is me, I have some ADD, and I choose not to take medication, and I have a hard time tuning things out pretty much all the time. In 99% of my life I can avoid it by personal choice, my own earphones, etc. But when I'm stuck on public transportation, I don't have that luxary.

      If you can identify the problem, you can solve it.

      As often as I fly, I *rarely* have someone who blares noise out of a device loud enough to overpower the all-encompassing engine noise, and of those few, they were always kids. Those rare times were solved with a simple "...dude, turn that down." Most times, I'm the one with earphones in, or if sleeping, earplugs (which has the bonus of blocking out all noise.) I also make my life easier by taking flights that only business travelers would be on. That almost always gives me more room to stretch and sleep (as a bonus, there's rarely any screaming kids/babies on the red-eye flights.)

      The vast majority of humanity is smart enough to realize that being jammed into tight quarters means that you have to pretty much be courteous. Anything else quickly escalates into something that gets you arrested and/or banned from flying.

      Some things you simply cannot avoid: screaming babies who aren't old enough to have figured out that whole ear-popping thing, rambunctious toddlers/kids, the morbidly obese dude who smells like a garlic factory and drapes over both armrests, the occasional half-drunken dumbass(es) on the way to some booze-cruise, and suchlike. You simply make do stand your ground etiquette-wise, and most importantly know when to ignore it and when to get involved. Anything else can be solved with a quick ring-up of the steward/ess (because anything above that involves an air marshal, and again, most folks are smart enough to realize that it only gets ugly beyond that point.) If all else fails and there's an empty seat somewhere else, you can move to that seat.

      IMHO though, the absolute best way I've found to ensure courtesy in a flight is to chat up everyone around me as they sit down. They either join in and courtesy kicks in (since you're no longer some nameless stranger), or they do their level best to tune you out (which means they don't want to get your attention, so they'll be very quiet, etc.)

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    14. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with you, but on public transportation, you actually do have the luxury of using headphones to isolate yourself from others, as well as the inherent noise of the aircraft. I've done it many times. Noise-cancelling headphones would be even better.

    15. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I love the smell of whale vomit. Look it up ;)

    16. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      I think your cologne is discourteous. We need to make cologne on airplanes illegal. So is your flatulence, let's make that illegal too

      Those restrictions are not enforceable. It's not obvious who's wearing cologne or who farted. It is obvious if someone is speaking on a phone, and it's easy to make them stop.

    17. Re:What are they going to ban next? by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Yeah I don't get it. I can have a conversation with the person next to me, but I can't make a phone call? Huh?

    18. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not obvious who's wearing cologne

      Uh, wut?

    19. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's only because they're able to filter it back out through their baleen.

    20. Re:What are they going to ban next? by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is that this technology didn't exist when their parents were teaching them how to behave..

      Part of the problem is that their parents didn't teach them how to behave.

      FTFY

    21. Re:What are they going to ban next? by presspass · · Score: 1

      The skeptical part of me figures it's just grandstanding on the part of the politicians pushing it through.

      Yeah, "look, we're listening to the common people".

      Our legislators are too ignorant to know what should be a law and what shouldn't.

    22. Re:What are they going to ban next? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Well aren't you just a speshul fucking snowflake?

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    23. Re:What are they going to ban next? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The party against regulation wants more regulations than anyone is confortable with, they just find it acceptable if every private company colludes to remove all your rights, but heaven forbid the government defend your rights from someone else. That's overbearing regulation.

    24. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes banning screaming kids would be most welcome :) But if banning is not possible then I would settle for a plane with a nice separate closed-off sound proof compartment where all those dimwit parents with their little monsters can endure them screaming their lungs out and have to enjoy the fumes of loaded diapers. Let's see if after 14 hours they still think it was a good idea to go flying. It's really that bad and people are not overreacting. Airlines should take notice of how extremely well several Caribbean resorts are doing since they banned anyone younger than 18 and russians. I'd love to see an airline charge considerably extra for a ticket for a child. And if that's not possible then I'd pay extra for a flight without any children.

    25. Re:What are they going to ban next? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      He didn't make an ad hominem comment. That you don't understand what ad hominem means indicates you are an idiot that nobody should listen to (and that was an actual one). Ad hominem doesn't mean "insult" and almost all insults aren't ad hominems.

    26. Re:What are they going to ban next? by thaylin · · Score: 1

      wish I could mod you up.. Apparently I have been modded a troll for making that statement, but the guy who does not know what an ad hominem is gets modded funny.

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    27. Re:What are they going to ban next? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You comment was a bit of a troll, any comment on politics supporting or attacking either party in any manner is a troll/flamebait. Not because it's intended, but because many will be offended by it.

    28. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO though, the absolute best way I've found to ensure courtesy in a flight is to chat up everyone around me as they sit down

      Oh my god, you're one of those people.

    29. Re:What are they going to ban next? by khallow · · Score: 1

      It doest seem stupid, but what other recorse is there when we're surrounded by the discourteous ?

      I guess when you are too helpless to do anything, you do need a congresscritter to hold your hand and wipe your ass.

    30. Re:What are they going to ban next? by khallow · · Score: 1

      After we put in pervasive sensor networks into every aspect of human life, it will be clear who dealt it.

    31. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop calling the government "they" as if it is some separate entity. "They" are just a subset of normal US citizens elected into public office by US (apart from certain appointed positions of course). When you call them "they" you are perpetuating this notion that the government is some sort of special magical thing outside of our control. The government is essentially just public-sector jobs that have no real interview process -- our employees. Make no mistake, it's not "they" who are banning things, it's us. Every time we allow our governmental employees to ban something and take no steps to "fire" them for it, we are complicit. If you want change in America, real change, this is where you need to start. Accountability.

    32. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      I have some ADD, and I choose not to take medication

      Quit eating wheat, dairy, eggs, sugar and food additives such as artificial colors, flavors, etc... and watch that shit disappear (no, really). Gradually reintroduce those things into your diet after at least 3 or 4 weeks - one at a time - and watch the sparks fly (be prepared for severe brain fog, mood disorders, you name it...).

    33. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your nose is horribly misshapen, and should be hidden from view when on airplane. It's so ugly it makes me want to throw up. I can't understand why you just don't wear a mask and be more courteous to those of us that have to look at you. Think I'm going to write my congressman about it. None of should have to put up with your nose.

    34. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next legislation: Don't you DARE have a conversation with the person next to you. (At least, until the NSA has a chance to install microphones all around the cabin.)

    35. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To some extent you may be right that "Part of the problem is that this technology didn't exist when their parents were teaching them how to behave. So, we have problem where technology has outpaced common coutesy and politeness". Many sheeple these days just think that they gotta be connected 24/7/365, and that nothing can be allowed to interfere with that. It is just common courtesy and common sense to turn off your cell phone in stores, restaurants, libraries, and theaters. And of course while driving.

      Unfortunately, far too many people these days have not been taught the slightest bit of courtesy or common sense. Not just about use of cell phones at inapropriate times and/or in inapropriate places, but about ANYTHING AT ALL!

    36. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It doest seem stupid, but what other recorse is there when we're surrounded by the discourteous?"

      Lets see...tolerance, tuning others out...um, here's one - actually talking to "i.e communicating" with the person who is being perceivedly discourteous and asking them nicely to stop?

    37. Re:What are they going to ban next? by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Everyone has experienced two cases of this. 1) People tend to talk louder on a cell phone than they would if they were talking to the person next to them. This is because of the economics of the cost to the phone manufacturer to build a proper speaker system that compensates for the fact that most people cannot hear the signal from the speaker very well and unconsciously compensate by raising their voice, which has no useful effect except to annoy everyone around them. 2) Everyone had experienced someone who "abuses" the cell phone by heaving one call after another and some of the conversations getting heated, there are people who feel they have to do that. They may be business people in the middle of a tense negotioation or people with a family crisis, whatever.

      Since airplanes are a place where you cram hundreds of people together under stressful conditions, that Congress wisely is considering not adding to the problem by allowing in-flight cell-phone conversations. The minute it were allowed, that will be one more cause for a flight disruption. So I support the ban. I don't think that economic incentives are enough to address this problem, and in fact my objection to that can be generalized to all such arguments that charging high fees is a sufficient regulatory action. Image the 1%er business exec who doesn't care about a high fee being charged to use his cell phone in a flight. Because he is a High Flyer he feels justified to be making call after call and talking in a loud voice and he may even be so arrogent that he doen't care that the flight crew or passengers are complaining about his activity. After all he is willing to pay a high price to be able to make the calls and to cause a disruption. So, maybe with the threat of a riot, the Congress is wise to outlaw all cell phone conversations on planes.

      Oh Yeah, Fuck Beta, Fuck Dice.com, and Fuck business intelligence and social media, too.

    38. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Bartles · · Score: 1

      As long as your congressman isn't Henry Waxman...

    39. Re:What are they going to ban next? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Easy enough to have flatulence detectors in the airplane seats. A different kind of whoopee cushion.

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    40. Re:What are they going to ban next? by dizdar · · Score: 1

      ) Can't go on with life without closing your open paren

    41. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Bartles · · Score: 1

      Really? So attacking the party of the people proposing the law rather than the merits of the law itself is not an ad hominem?

    42. Re:What are they going to ban next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're also going to ban loud and heated conversations with passengers, correct? I suppose the stewardess will carry a meter to identify loud conversations?

    43. Re:What are they going to ban next? by poptix · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the people having a conversation at a sensible level. The problem is the asshole that turns on speakerphone at full blast and yells at his phone as he's waving it around in the air just because he doesn't want to hold it up to his ear.

      Think of every annoying thing you've ever seen people do on a call, then imagine being stuck sitting next to those people for a 3 hour flight.

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  4. I'm confused by 0123456 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I've looked through the Constitution, but I don't see where Congress gets the power to ban telephone calls on planes.

    1. Re:I'm confused by the_skywise · · Score: 2

      Congress has the authority to regulate the airspace and, as such, regulates the rules of commercial air travel.

      PRIVATE planes can make all the calls they want. (And, of course, texting while piloting a plane is the cause of many air accidents and therefore should be banned...)

    2. Re:I'm confused by almitydave · · Score: 0

      It's right there, in that article that governs federal power to regulate nuisances. I welcome this new legislation, as well as the presumably forthcoming raft of regulations barring babies, laptops, alcohol, magazines, newspapers, smelly people, ugly people, noisy eaters, overly friendly talkers, people who snore, teenagers, overbearing flight attendants, people who don't share the armrest, late departures, and the TSA.

      As a matter of fact, I think Congress can save everyone a whole lot of misery if they just ban air travel entirely. Problem solved!

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    3. Re:I'm confused by portwojc · · Score: 0

      It's right above the line that says the President is allowed to change laws that have been passed.

    4. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, wait. You're serious?

    5. Re:I'm confused by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Congress has the authority to regulate the airspace and, as such, regulates the rules of commercial air travel."

      NO, it doesn't. Congress has the authority to regulate certain aspects of interstate travel that relate to commerce. THAT IS ALL.

      Granted, they have assumed the authority to regulate airspace. But that doesn't mean that the authority really, lawfully exists.

    6. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the same place that allows them to regulate air traffic: interstate commerce. Stop being a dipshit, liberturd.

    7. Re:I'm confused by bhcompy · · Score: 2

      Up until about 5 years ago, it was common to see phones on certain long haul planes in the backs of seats. Hell, a subplot of Die Hard 2 revolves around the fact that this existed. Why is this a problem now and not then?

    8. Re:I'm confused by the_skywise · · Score: 1

      Ahh... so I can smoke in airplanes then as it's my constitutional right?

    9. Re:I'm confused by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      If the airline is willing to take the risk of losing repeat customers by allowing you to do so; yes.

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    10. Re:I'm confused by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Congress has the authority to regulate certain aspects of interstate travel that relate to commerce.

      Airlines by nature engage in interstate commerce. (Perhaps there are a handful of strictly intra-state carriers, but let's leave aside edge cases for now.) Congress can, under its deliberately broad Constitutional power to regulate commerce, regulate the fsck out of airlines.

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    11. Re:I'm confused by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      Dude - "Interstate Commerce" is the backdoor password to all kinds of unconstitutional crap (e.g. drinking age laws, etc).... pity the US Supreme Court has yet to put at least some sort of definitive stop to that shit.

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    12. Re:I'm confused by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      In your own airplane, sure - smoke all you want, as long as your cockpit doesn't end up looking like a scene out of a Cheech and Chong movie, no problemo.

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    13. Re:I'm confused by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      Up until about 5 years ago, it was common to see phones on certain long haul planes in the backs of seats. Hell, a subplot of Die Hard 2 revolves around the fact that this existed. Why is this a problem now and not then?

      Cost. The phone in the back of the seat cost about a dollar a minute (or more) to use. Great for making a quick call to someone to say your flight changed, was late, is early, whatever. Not good for chatting inanely. Self-limits people wanting to just yak continuously.

      Cheers,
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    14. Re:I'm confused by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't forget to ban ugly flight attendants and especially male flight attendants.

    15. Re:I'm confused by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Plus don't forget that the domestic telephone network exists nationwide. Even if airlines were magically exempt, telephones still could be regulated.

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    16. Re:I'm confused by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      I've looked through the Constitution, but I don't see where Congress gets the power to ban telephone calls on planes.

      Holy crap! You're right! There's nothing in the Constitution about specific situations and technologies that didn't exist at the time. Those things must be completely impossible to regulate. Someone tell all the justices on the Supreme Court that 0123456 has completely revolutionized Constitutional Law and saved us from a thousand years of tyranny our that our forefathers, in their infinite wisdom, never intended as they saw all laws as being tied to the circumstances of their present and past. Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

      Or, it could fall under the Interstate Commerce Clause, the Foreign Commerce Clause, or the General Welfare Clause. Just sayin'.

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    17. Re:I'm confused by Shetan · · Score: 1

      I thought drinking age laws were coerced on the States with the threat of pulling road funding rather than mandated through the Interstate commerce clause.

    18. Re:I'm confused by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      Nope. Smoking is prohibited under the guise of aircraft safety, which does fall under federal regulation. And even if it didn't, at this point in time, no airline would allow it. The FAA has already cleared phones on safety grounds, so this law banning in flight calls (as opposed to in flight data communications) is probably on shaky ground. It may be mooted as I think most airlines will ban voice calls anyway.

    19. Re:I'm confused by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2

      Article I, Section 8. Between the Commerce Clause and the Necessary and Proper Clause, Congress clearly has the constitutional authority to do this.

      It's weird how people screaming the loudest about the constitution seem to know the least about it.

    20. Re:I'm confused by operagost · · Score: 1

      It was-- one of the worst mistakes of the Reagan admin.

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    21. Re:I'm confused by operagost · · Score: 1

      Banning male flight attendants would be discriminatory against the gay community.

      Oh, snap!

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    22. Re:I'm confused by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Federal government only has authority over "Aircraft safety" on the basis already given above. They actually (legally, Constitutionally) have authority only over interstate commerce. Theoretically, they should have no authority over in-state flights AT ALL.

      They have used the commerce clause as an excuse to regulate just about everything imaginable under the sun, but I will repeat: that doesn't mean they really have genuine, lawful authority over it. Constitutional scholars are generally in agreement that the commerce clause was never intended to give the Feds the kind of authority SCOTUS claimed in Wickard v. Filburn.

    23. Re:I'm confused by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Congress can, under its deliberately broad Constitutional power to regulate commerce, regulate the fsck out of airlines."

      The power to regulate commerce was not "deliberately broad" at all. On the contrary, it was deliberately narrow. Your source doesn't know his history worth a damn.

      Framers didn't intend their intent to be a guide, huh? (Your source's argument.) Not only is that a blatant logical contradiction all by itself, it is contrary to actual historical fact. Let me give you a quote from one of those very framers:

      "The first and governing maxim in the interpretation of a statute is to discover the meaning of those who made it." -- James Wilson"

      Further, the 1798 Act your "unreasonable man" mentions did in fact happen. But among other errors, he says it was government-funded, but it was NOT. It was an insurance policy paid for by those sailors' own wages. You can find this out in 30 seconds by reading about it in Wikipedia. So much for his scholarship.

      To put it bluntly, the "unreasonable man" doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

    24. Re:I'm confused by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Yes, but where did those funds come from in the first place?

      They used the Commerce Clause to justify the construction of the Interstate and Defense Highway system. Then they used the use of that highway system to justify even more taxes and regulations.

      So the highway funds that the Feds threatened to withhold from States if they didn't change their laws, are ultimately traceable back to the Feds' misuse of that same Commerce Clause.

    25. Re:I'm confused by almitydave · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I sound like a troll (apparently someone thinks so), but I'm [sarcastically] making a point - I don't think Congress has the authority to prohibit actions solely because they might annoy someone (as many others here have said), or even if they probably, or definitely will annoy someone. There are lots of things about air travel that are potentially annoying, but that quality doesn't qualify them for governmental regulation. I think the recourses (for a passenger) against annoying cell phone talkers should be, in order:

      1) ask the person to be quieter
      2) ask the flight attendant to make the person be quieter

      Flight attendants don't generally tolerate unruly behavior - part of their job is to keep the peace for the duration of the flight. This is why they have so much authority. It should be up to the airlines to set cell phone usage policy, and then up to the flight crew to ensure passengers aren't being unruly, in the same way they already do regarding other behaviors. It's not like a flight attendant, who can currently order an unruly passenger to behave or face penalties, would for some reason not be able to do so if that person was using a cell phone. The comparison to people having annoying loud conversations with the person in the next seat is apt.

      Lots of things in life are annoying - that doesn't justify wielding the hammer of government against those things. Liberty requires tolerating a certain amount of obnoxiousness from our neighbors. And there's nothing "magic" about cell phones that gives government extra rights to regulate them as a nuisance.

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    26. Re:I'm confused by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Brilliant. So in a document written to establish the power of the federal government, some morons believe there's a clause which then basically says "By the way, the government can do whatever it wants with no limits."

    27. Re:I'm confused by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "It's right there, in that article that governs federal power to regulate nuisances. "

      so when is congress going to ban congress?

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    28. Re:I'm confused by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      some morons believe there's a clause which then basically says "By the way, the government can do whatever it wants with no limits."

      Are you aware that the Judicial Branch exists?

    29. Re:I'm confused by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Interstate commerce wasn't used for drinking laws. The feds threatened to pull highway funding if the laws weren't put in line with desires the feds couldn't explicitly legislate.

    30. Re:I'm confused by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Up until about 5 years ago, it was common to see phones on certain long haul planes in the backs of seats. Hell, a subplot of Die Hard 2 revolves around the fact that this existed. Why is this a problem now and not then?

      Cost. The phone in the back of the seat cost about a dollar a minute (or more) to use. Great for making a quick call to someone to say your flight changed, was late, is early, whatever. Not good for chatting inanely. Self-limits people wanting to just yak continuously.

      Cheers,
      Dave

      And they've largely disappeared. Most budget airlines dont have them (and budget airlines depend on selling"value add" services to survive) and a brand new QANTAS A380 didn't have them either (neither did the older 737-800 come to think of it).

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    31. Re:I'm confused by rhodium_mir · · Score: 1

      It's worse than that! Article I Section 8 specifically gives congress the authority to "raise and support armies" and "provide and maintain a navy." Nowhere does it say anything about an air force! Therefore, the USAF is unconstitutional. Same with NASA.

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    32. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jane Q. Public's comments dispel this nonsense. Be careful when supporting tyranny; it likely won't support you.

    33. Re:I'm confused by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I'm not impressed with their performance. Things like Free speech zones, the TSA, and unfettered border searches show they're not doing their jobs.

      The things you mentioned have been abused time and time again when the government wants to do something that would otherwise be unconstitutional, but that doesn't make it right. The founders created these things for very specific purposes, not so the government has free reign over everything, including our fucking speech.

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    34. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and it's something like 5% penalty.

    35. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interstates can also be justified under general welfare and post roads. They're also done in partnership with states and no one disputes that individual states have the power to build roads. The taxation power is pretty broad (NFIB v. Sebelius).

    36. Re:I'm confused by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In some circumstances, the Federal government has sweeping powers. Tax-and-spend is one of them, and interstate commerce is the other big one. While the interstate commerce clause has been pushed almost out of recognizability in some cases, commercial air travel is interstate commerce.

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    37. Re:I'm confused by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      I've looked through the Constitution, but I don't see where Congress gets the power to ban telephone calls on planes.

      Umm, Cell Phones didn't exist in 1789. So why do we have a legislative branch? It isn't to treat the Constitution as literal and inerrant, as some people wont to treat the Bible. It is to use it to interpret novel situations under general principles, such as the Congress has the power to regulate Commerce, generally, and includes what businesses and technologies that framers couldn't have imagined. So the Constitution says nothing about cell phones. It also says nothing about modern corporations, the Stock Market, the Cabinet Departments, the number of political parties (directly). So does that mean these are all invalid or that law doesn't apply to them? Of course not. So your statement is absurd.

    38. Re:I'm confused by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      History is clear that the "general welfare" clause was a restrictive one rather than a permissive one.

      I do not accept the Supreme Court as the final arbiter of Constitutionality. It has done a terrible job, and that's an understatement.

    39. Re:I'm confused by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      And your point is?

    40. Re:I'm confused by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Between the general welfare and commerce clauses, it would seem there are no limits to the federal government.

    41. Re:I'm confused by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      The Judicial Branch regularly rules that the Legislative branch has exceeded their constitutional authority. So there absolutely are limits.

  5. Yet they've had airline phones for years by msobkow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're so concerned about people making calls, yet they've had airline phones for years.

    And how is it any worse to be trapped on a plane with such idiots than on a bus? At least on a plane you're only stuck with them for a couple hours, not all day on an overland trip.

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    1. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by tiberus · · Score: 1
      1. I can't say "I've had all I can stand, I can't stand no more.." pull the cord and get off the plane
      2. Assaulting someone (verbally or otherwise) carries much higher penalties on a plane
      3. Last time I was on a bus, or train I was much more comfortable than I am on the plane
    2. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the rabble couldn't afford the airphones. Now that steerage class people might be able to make calls, enough is enough, lest there be terrorist fistfights which might divert Rich Guy's flight to Bangor, Maine.

    3. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by dcsmith · · Score: 1

      They're so concerned about people making calls, yet they've had airline phones for years.

      And how is it any worse to be trapped on a plane with such idiots than on a bus? At least on a plane you're only stuck with them for a couple hours, not all day on an overland trip.

      Airline phones = Way Expensive = Nobody used them = No Problem
      Idiots on a bus = People who don't have enough money to fly = Fewer people used them = Not as big a problem.
      See also; As a rule of thumb if you can afford to fly you're not taking the bus.

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      This has been a test. If this had been an actual Sig, you would have been amused.
    4. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With airline phones, the airline is making money to offset the loss of a few disrupted travelers to competitors. Not so with mobile phones.

    5. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      They're so concerned about people making calls, yet they've had airline phones for years.

      Right, but the airlines get to charge for those. They can't risk having their monopoly evaporate.

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    6. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by neminem · · Score: 1

      Last I checked you can't get from LA to Europe on a bus or train. (Technically you could get there on a boat, but it takes *forever*.)

    7. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If someone is really annoying you on a phone, all you have to do is start saying the same words they are, back at them. This will highly distract them to the point they can't keep up a conversation.

    8. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      They're so concerned about people making calls, yet they've had airline phones for years.

      When's the last time you've flown? Because while at one time they did have such phones, I haven't seen one in years and I do fly at least once a year, sometimes internationally. Surely you do know that when you have pay airline prices to use their phones, when they were available, no person in coach was going to talk more than a few minutes due to the cost.

    9. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please, how often did those old airline phones in the back of seats get used? I don't think I've ever seen anyone use them, and if they did it was for just a few minutes because the charge was something outrageous like $4/min.
      How is it worse than a bus? Well for starters you're not stuck on a bus for three, five, eight or more hours straight. You can change seats. You can get off at any stop if something is annoying you. There are enough distractions on a bus to keep your mind off the ongoing conversations.

    10. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 3, Informative

      > yet they've had airline phones for years.

      You can still use those phones:

      "`(B) LIMITATION- The term `mobile communications device' does not include a phone installed on an aircraft.'." -- Bill Text

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    11. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      If they don't like what Obama is doing they could always impeach him for it, instead of endlessly whining about it. It's not like the House is doing much of anything anyway. It would be a much more worthy use of their time than the impeachment of Clinton over a reflexive lie about sex.

    12. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      They are still present on Emirates at least.

    13. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that a US domestic law would apply to the overseas portion of the flight. The airline may still have a policy prohibiting in-flight voice calls, but I don't think the law would apply.

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    14. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      If they don't like what Obama is doing they could always impeach him for it,

      Are you seriously suggesting that the criterion for impeaching a President be lowered from treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors all the way down to "don't like what he's doing"? Just askin'. Be careful what you ask for.

      than the impeachment of Clinton over a reflexive lie about sex.

      Clinton was impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice. As a lawyer, he knew he should not make "reflexive lies", whatever the subject was. If it was something he felt he needed to be lying about, why was he doing it?

    15. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congressmen don't take the bus. So they don't give a betaSucks-shit.

    16. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      If someone is really annoying you on a phone, all you have to do is start saying the same words they are, back at them. This will highly distract them to the point they can't keep up a conversation.

      Even better - scribble it all down verbatim, or point a voice recorder (or the one on your smartphone) at them, and make a point of ensuring they see you do it.

      I'm very certain that most folks are eager to stop talking so loudly if they knew their words were recorded, no matter how trivial the conversation.

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    17. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      They're so concerned about people making calls, yet they've had airline phones for years.

      Those were never a problem because no one ever used those phones. They were so ridiculously expensive that no one bothered. I really wonder how much money was wasted outfitting planes with those things, only to remove them later (I haven't seen a plane with those in years). With the new rules allowing the use of phones on planes at all times, people will start using them for talking during the flight, which will annoy the piss out of other passengers and maybe lead to altercations during the flight, which could get really ugly.

      And how is it any worse to be trapped on a plane with such idiots than on a bus? At least on a plane you're only stuck with them for a couple hours, not all day on an overland trip.

      Because no one rides the bus (for all-day overland trips) these days except drug addicts and illegal immigrants.

    18. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Idiots on a bus = People who don't have enough money to fly = Fewer people used them = Not as big a problem.

      Not true. Have you looked at the prices for Greyhound tickets? It's really no bargain, especially when you consider the ridiculous amount of time it takes to get anywhere since they stop at every podunk town in between.

      The people who ride the bus are people who aren't able to fly for various reasons, usually because they don't have proper ID (e.g., illegal immigrants).

    19. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      It's $10 a minute now. Don't think I've ever seen one used, and most of them have been removed.

    20. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by swb · · Score: 1

      Airlines don't make any money on your mobile phone calls, that's the difference and that's why we really had this "debate" to begin with.

      Once the FAA finally caved in to reason and the fact that planes weren't regularly falling out of the sky due to cell phones being left on, it left the door open ever so slightly to the idea that a captive customer base might somehow start getting free stuff that the airline could otherwise make money on.

      Fortunately for them they were able to prod enough columnists and astroturfers into creating a "zOMG cellphones!" controversy that everyone was "opposed" to, guaranteeing crusading congressional "leaders" a chance to enshrine a voice call monopoly into law.

    21. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by steve.cri · · Score: 1

      Yeah, relax, that law is just to forbid the economy class hoi polloi from communicating. Go plutocracy!

    22. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Master+Moose · · Score: 1

      I was on Qantas last year, and I am sure they still had them

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    23. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't think a cell phone would work very well on the over-seas portion of a flight anyway. Poor service out there.

    24. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      If Obama is indeed "lawless" and refusing to enforce U.S. law, can't be trusted, etc., then yes, the Republicans should impeach him if they have the votes. Or ease up on the alarmist rhetoric.

    25. Re: Yet they've had airline phones for years by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      You're not typically connecting to ground based cell towers, and this report seems to indicate that at least some carriers can provide data over the ocean.

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    26. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      you can make all the cellphone calls you want while over the middle of the atlantic.

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    27. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just start saying penis over and over when they talk. They usually hang up pretty quick. works great for siri users as well.

    28. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So there should be a Google Glass app for that?

    29. Re: Yet they've had airline phones for years by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I was kidding, but more seriously, I don't think the satellite connections are going to be much of a problem. Just like the old air phones, most of the flight won't be able to afford it. If they ever start using ground stations to provide affordable links, then hell will break loose.

    30. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Clinton was impeached for telling the truth to a poorly worded question. The issue wasn't perjury, but that the Republicans hated him. "Abuse of power" was one of the charges brought against him (though it failed to get enough votes to impeach) so there's already a precedent for impeachment for disliking a president (the reason the other impeachment was brought as well). No lie was told, and Clinton was found "not guilty" of perjury by the Senate.

    31. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Los Angeles to New York takes four days by train. From there Cunard can get you to Europe in seven days. It's a long trip, but a little short of "forever".

    32. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are seriously defending a traitor?

    33. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Which president since, say, Cater, wasn't a traitor? Reagan sold guns to an enemy. And he was the good one.

    34. Re:Yet they've had airline phones for years by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >"`(B) LIMITATION- The term `mobile communications device' does not include a phone installed on an aircraft.'." -- Bill Text

      This rule is ridiculous then, and will just be feeding more money to the airlines.

  6. If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" .. by cowtamer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why must it be a law? Shouldn't airlines be free to implement their "please don't talk other passengers' heads off" policy ?

  7. No one asked you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so just BUTT OUT.

  8. Leave social norms to society by Neruocomp · · Score: 0

    I think things like common sense and courtesy are cultural ideas that are created and modified in the marketplace of ideas. I'd rather let the airlines, and thus the consumers, decide. The FCC showed via Science that its ok to use a cell phone, that it doesn't affect the safety of the flight. They should just leave it there and not legislate social norms.

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    1. Re:Leave social norms to society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the airlines want to allow it, I can't imagine why we'd need to contradict their decision with a law.

      If they don't....well, they might get a few more customers.

  9. I can get behind that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless I can throw out of the plane the loud mouths who are basically shouting on their phones, I don't want to have to listen to them.

  10. In Flight Calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting that this was not an issue with the (expensive) wired satphone handsets that are already in many airplane cabins.Passengers were somehow able to avoid making a nuisance of themselves with wired handsets... what makes mobile phones so different?

    1. Re:In Flight Calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (By the way, those were cordless, with just one or a few on a plane, before they were tethered.)

    2. Re:In Flight Calls by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Interesting that this was not an issue with the (expensive) wired satphone handsets that are already in many airplane cabins.Passengers were somehow able to avoid making a nuisance of themselves with wired handsets... what makes mobile phones so different?

      Different frequency bands, the sat phones were standardized and approved by the FAA, there's only one antenna to shield against (or plan for)...

      Lots of surprisingly valid technical reasons, actually.

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  11. Talking by braden87 · · Score: 1

    How is someone talking endlessly on their cell any different from the two people directly behind me chatting for hours? Let's just pass a law that everyone must not generate more than 20db for the entire flight (sarcasm).

    1. Re:Talking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe you are even asking that?If you are annoyed just by one couple's conversation behind you, imagine how annoyed you will be when the plane is filled with hours of endless mundane irrelevant one-sided conversations behind, in-front, and on both sides of you.

    2. Re:Talking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You too seem to assume that a one-sided conversation is more annoying than if you hear both sides. I just don't get it. Is it the missing information that bothers you so much?

    3. Re:Talking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because people are incapable of talking into a cellphone at a reasonable volume.

    4. Re:Talking by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's simple: when people talk on the phone, they talk several times louder than they do to someone sitting next to them. I don't know why this is, but it just is.

    5. Re:Talking by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      I don't know why this is, but it just is.

      It is because if one party talks louder, the other party assumes thst more volume is required and an increases his volume too - result: positive feedback (procedure works in absense of phone).

      When one party talks so loud that the microphone is overloaded, the other absolutely screams to blot out the distortion!

      This is well documented in the annals.

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    6. Re:Talking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better to phone crash
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA1J-raGinQ

    7. Re:Talking by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The human brain, when hearing one-sided conversation, considers itself to be the missing party. A 2-person conversation can be slept through much more easily than a one-party conversation. The brain will keep trying to process the comments as if aimed at the listener.

    8. Re: Talking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So fill in for the missing half of the conversation - that should bring it to a close pretty quickly...

    9. Re:Talking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The human brain, when hearing one-sided conversation, considers itself to be the missing party. A 2-person conversation can be slept through much more easily than a one-party conversation. The brain will keep trying to process the comments as if aimed at the listener.

      Excellent information! In future flights, I'll be sure to put my calls on speaker to make them less distracting.

    10. Re:Talking by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If you didn't start yelling when you put the call on speaker, the call itself would be less distracting, but the unusual nature of the act would be distracting.

  12. We need more legislation by Stonefish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ban voice calls on planes, in airport lounges, subways, resturants and cinema. We need legislation so that the state and lawyer can become involved in the enforcement of manners. Also we need laws on the correct position of toilets seats, cutlery positions after meals and the poking and prodding of bodily orrifices in publice places. Conversations on planes should be banned as well as they annoy surrounding passengers as well as children, infants and movies..........Or we could just ensure that airlines provide earplugs on request.

    1. Re:We need more legislation by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Look, if Congress didn't spend time writing laws about courtesy, they might have to acknowledge things like warrantless mass surveillance and be forced to pass meaningful legislation!

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  13. So people upset about loud phone calls on planes.. by ggraham412 · · Score: 1

    ... and yet they're OK with the TSA sticking fingers up your bucket?

  14. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed. This is a perfect example of where market forces should be allowed to let the consumer decide. Why is the government deciding to step in?

  15. 'common courtesy' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only in this one special case, it's enforced by law.

  16. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why must it be a law? Shouldn't airlines be free to implement their "please don't talk other passengers' heads off" policy ?

    1) Because a HUGE number of people contacted their reps and said this is NOT something they want to be subjected to -- air travel sucks enough as it is.

    2) Because I can guarantee you there would be an in-air homicide within the first few weeks as some asshole talks on his phone incessantly. And when the plane lands, the rest of the passengers will mysteriously not recall how he ended up strangled with his own tongue.

    3) Because people seem incapable of arriving at common sense and common courtesy on their own.

  17. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because the Republicans want Small Government and don't want government to intrude on our lives. Except when they do.

  18. Address something important, spending and debt by marcgvky · · Score: 0

    Politicians are idiots with a poor sense of priorities.

  19. Nanny State by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

    The legislation, sponsored by Rep. Bill Shuster (R-PA), now goes to the full House of Representatives for a vote.

    So a republican is legislating good manners? I thought they were against the government telling us how to live our lives.

    What's wrong with allowing the airlines set the policy on their own planes?

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    1. Re:Nanny State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So a republican is legislating good manners? I thought they were against the government telling us how to live our lives.

      The Republicans are against government legislation on things they disagree with.

      For things they want and approve of, the Republicans are about as big government as you can get.

      The Republicans aren't above legislating what they consider morality (abortion, birth control, sex education) and generally interfering with the rights of others. It's only when someone tries to reign in business that the Republicans go back to the "government is evil" bullshit.

      In other words, the Republicans say one thing, do another, and it depends entirely on which issue they're addressing.

      Because they're lying assholes and hypocrites. In fact, all politicians are, but Republicans seem incapable of recognizing the areas in which they have a double standard, and then keep acting like they don't.

    2. Re:Nanny State by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The legislation, sponsored by Rep. Bill Shuster (R-PA), now goes to the full House of Representatives for a vote.

      So a republican is legislating good manners?

      A Republican sponsored the bill (i.e., rubberstamped his name to a document written by a lobbyist), but it has no chance of passing without support from members of both sides of the One Party.

      I thought they were against the government telling us how to live our lives.

      Then you've made the fatal error of actually believing something a politician told you. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us, all you can do is learn from your mistakes and try to avoid making the same ones again.

      What's wrong with allowing the airlines set the policy on their own planes?

      Realistically? Nothing.

      From a federal government perspective? 'Because then we only have most of the power, instead of all of it.'

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    3. Re:Nanny State by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Republicans are all about legislating morality; where'd you ever get the idea they were against the government telling us how to live our lives? You're thinking of the Libertarians, which the Republicans are not like (though they like to give lip service to some libertarian ideals).

      Of course, the Democrats like to tell us how to live our lives too, just in different ways.

    4. Re:Nanny State by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      A Republican sponsored the bill (i.e., rubberstamped his name to a document written by a lobbyist), but it has no chance of passing without support from members of both sides of the One Party.

      How is that different? Regardless of who wrote the bill, this republican senator decided that it was worth legislating.

      I thought they were against the government telling us how to live our lives.

      Then you've made the fatal error of actually believing something a politician told you. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us, all you can do is learn from your mistakes and try to avoid making the same ones again.

      It was sarcasm. The republicans in my state always rally for the government to stay out of our lives while actually making laws that invade our private lives.

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    5. Re:Nanny State by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Yes but the republicans make a big show of how it's bad that the government tell us how we live our lives. That was the point of my sarcasm.

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    6. Re:Nanny State by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      I agree. It was sarcasm.

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    7. Re:Nanny State by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      A Republican sponsored the bill (i.e., rubberstamped his name to a document written by a lobbyist), but it has no chance of passing without support from members of both sides of the One Party.

      How is that different? Regardless of who wrote the bill, this republican senator decided that it was worth legislating.

      Because it's not "legislated" until it's been passed into law, which takes more than 1 person to do.

      I thought they were against the government telling us how to live our lives.

      Then you've made the fatal error of actually believing something a politician told you. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us, all you can do is learn from your mistakes and try to avoid making the same ones again.

      It was sarcasm.

      Yes it was.

      Oh, you meant what you said was sarcasm.

      Yea, that too :)

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    8. Re:Nanny State by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Um, no, they don't. Again, you seem to not be paying attention, or just denying reality.

      Which party is the one that wants to legislate reproductive rights? That's the Republicans.

      Which party wants prayer in schools? That's the Republicans.

      Which party wants abstinence-only education? That's the Republicans.

      The only time they talk about preventing government interference is in business and economic matters: they're anti-regulation (on business), for the most part. This is nothing new; it's the way the Republicans have been for at least 30 or 40 years: business-friendly, but big on legislating morality.

      The Democrats have made a show of trying to be the reverse of this, acting like they want to give everyone social freedom, but supportive of strong regulations on business. Of course, this is all BS too, because the Dems never did anything to repeal drug prohibitions, and they're famous for being cozy with the finance and media industries (like with the big bank bailouts).

      Legislating good behavior on airline flights is pretty well in keeping with traditional Republican politics, as it falls under legislating morality. And in this case, they might actually have a somewhat good case for it IMO for a change since the last thing we need at 30,000 feet is people getting into brawls because some asshole can't stop talking loudly on his cellphone. Making a law of it does seem excessive though, but unlike theaters, you can't just walk out and demand a refund in the middle of the flight (which is all you can do in a theater, since no one wants to confront rude customers any more).

    9. Re:Nanny State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at Tennessee and their warnings to Volkswagon about unions. Republicans definitely want to impose their ideology on you.

    10. Re:Nanny State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't know what sarcasm means.

  20. How is this different than a movie theater? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talking on the phone is even more incorrect in a movie theater than in a plane, yet I hope we can all agree it would be wrong for the government to pass a law outlawing phone usage in theaters. It's the job of the theater to determine what is acceptable behavior (within the bounds of law) to restrict. This is even more true of an airplane. The government should only be legislating if there is an actual public health/safety concern.

    1. Re:How is this different than a movie theater? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The situation isn't quite analogous. There are laws that allow the theatre to throw the loudmouth out. For airplanes, there are laws that say they can't.

  21. Cost/availibility = difference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because those calls were so expensive no one ever used the phones. With everyone single person owning a cell phone, this would not be the case anymore. In short, it was never a problem with the old phones because they were unused.

  22. Ban people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I might actually consider flying a bit more often if it weren't for all the other passengers... I find them so annoying...

    And to the commenter that mentioned Body Odor... I have a friend that had some BO trouble at one point in his life and he was actually threatened with being arrested if he didn't put on a 'clean shirt' before boarding (needless to say that the new shirt didn't help much).

  23. Yep... movie theaters next, perhaps? by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Because I hate it when people start talking on their cellphone in a theater during a feature presentation!

    There oughta be a LAW .....

    Yep, it's about that stupid. Theaters have done just fine throwing people out of movies without the help of legislation for many decades.

    1. Re:Yep... movie theaters next, perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Theaters have done just fine throwing people out
      If that doesnt work the audience has a built in supply of projectiles to throw :)

      The only thing I remember out of the movie star trek nemesis was the dork who decided to answer his phone in the middle of it. "I AT A MOVIE... YEP WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW"

      The rain of m&m's and popcorn was most amusing.

      "uhhhh I will call you back"

    2. Re: Yep... movie theaters next, perhaps? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sadly, most planes are not equipped with rear exit stairs or I would support this common-sense solution.

    3. Re: Yep... movie theaters next, perhaps? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      What about banning conversations between people on the plane? Why should this be permitted?

    4. Re: Yep... movie theaters next, perhaps? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      They're banned in movie theaters within reason and if enough people complain or even one complains enough, you get thrown out for safety reasons.

      Shame DB Cooper had to go and ruin it for the rest of us.

    5. Re: Yep... movie theaters next, perhaps? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      So yes? You favor banning conversations in planes?

    6. Re: Yep... movie theaters next, perhaps? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      Also, there is no federal law banning conversations in movie theaters. This is a regulation set by the movie theaters themselves.

    7. Re:Yep... movie theaters next, perhaps? by sootman · · Score: 1

      You're currently at a 3. How did you possibly get a mod point awarded to your comment? You do realize, fun though it may be, that there's no PRACTICAL way to throw someone out of an airplane at 30,000 feet?

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    8. Re:Yep... movie theaters next, perhaps? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a person thrown out for using a phone. It's so unusual that when someone was thrown out of a theater in Austin, her complaint about it made national news.

  24. CURE-ALL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know how I deal with flying? Vicodin & Xanax

  25. Whose phone is banned? by duckintheface · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If there is a problem with voice calls bothering other people on a plane, why does the airline provide phones built into the seats. How does that differ from me using my cell phone? Oh yeah, I have to pay the airline to use their phone.

    And does this new law ban calls from the airline owed phones? Well, thay ARE voice calls, and the airline phones are moving at 600 MPH so I guess that qualifies them as mobile divices. :)

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    1. Re:Whose phone is banned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know what is a real problem on planes? SCREAMING BABIES. Solution: ban babies from all public transportation. 'nuff said.

    2. Re:Whose phone is banned? by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      I hope they ban them too, one shouldn't really need to make a call like they used to. E-mail and texting should handle the duties those phones were required for.

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    3. Re:Whose phone is banned? by danlor · · Score: 2

      It's very likely the airlines or the companies that provide the current phone technology heavily lobbied for this. It would be interesting to track the money pushing this.

    4. Re:Whose phone is banned? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know what is a real problem on planes? SCREAMING BABIES. Solution: ban babies from all public transportation. 'nuff said.

      Hear Hear!!

      I once had to ring the flight attendant button on an EARLY flight out, and when she came I asked if we could please put the screaming child just behind me in the overhead compartment.

      Thankfully this worked, the flight attendant smiled at me and said it looked like I needed a Bloody Mary, and got me one...and the lady behind me finally started to quieten her offspring.

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    5. Re:Whose phone is banned? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      If there is a problem with voice calls bothering other people on a plane, why does the airline provide phones built into the seats. How does that differ from me using my cell phone? Oh yeah, I have to pay the airline to use their phone.

      Wow, do they still have those phones in the seats on any airlines anymore?

      I've not seen those for at least a decade or more.

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    6. Re:Whose phone is banned? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Exactly. With new FCC rules allowing people to use their phones and other mobile devices in-flight (without turning them off during takeoff and landing), people don't need to talk anyway, they can just text or email from their smartphone. These forms of communication are totally silent and won't bother surrounding passengers the way loudly talking on a phone does.

    7. Re:Whose phone is banned? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      They didn't lobby for all the comments on the FCC's website against the idea of allowing people to talk on the phone on planes. People have had enough of the poor experience modern flying is, and are demanding some standards to keep it from getting any worse. This one is perfectly sensible; with the new mobile devices rules, people can feel free to text or email during the flight all they want. They don't need to talk.

    8. Re:Whose phone is banned? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      I fly all the time and I haven't seen those built in phones in many years.

    9. Re:Whose phone is banned? by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      Inexpensive ear plugs work reasonably well. I've actually been glared at by the parent(s) who seemed to think entertaining their spawn was a public requirement as I stuck my ear plugs in my ears. Personal music works, too, but may harm your hearing if loud enough to drown out the kid. Back when you had to turn off such things during climb out and descent was also a problem.

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    10. Re:Whose phone is banned? by tsqr · · Score: 2

      I am not a frequent flyer, but I have been on more than my fair share of cross-country and transcontinental flights, particularly in the past 10 years. I have yet to witness anyone using one of those built-into-the-seatback telephones. Perhaps that's because I don't fly first class, which is where all the people are who can afford $5.00+ per minute for a phone call. Even when I was flying for company business, the company's default policy was to disallow reimbursement for airplane phone charges. Has anyone here ever been sitting next to someone who carried on a long conversation using one of these devices?

      I wonder if people will be sneaking into the airplane restrooms to use their cellphones if they're OK per the FAA but banned by law. That should raise some interesting issues.

    11. Re:Whose phone is banned? by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Sorry; Freedom of Screech is protected by the First Amendment.

    12. Re:Whose phone is banned? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Back when you had to turn off such things during climb out and descent was also a problem.

      You can turn off screaming children?

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    13. Re:Whose phone is banned? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      If you were a phone company why would you want to lobby against people using your service, and probably paying ridiculous roaming fees while doing it?

      Now, if you were an airline you might lobby for this so you didn't have to deal with brawls on your planes.

    14. Re:Whose phone is banned? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I did once. When they were new. The conversation was (paraphrased) "Dude! Guess where I'm calling from? Yeah, a plane! What? Shit, this costs HOW much?"

    15. Re:Whose phone is banned? by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      Why are airplanes singled out? Why not all public transportation?

    16. Re:Whose phone is banned? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yes! some whiskey in their apple juice 30 minutes before boarding presses the mute button for about 2 hours.

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    17. Re:Whose phone is banned? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Fucking bullshit nanny stake gibberish. What about just people talking to each other? That annoys me, two assholes sitting in front of me talking about the Kardashians or some other boring shit. Let's pass a law!

    18. Re:Whose phone is banned? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      And why are _phones_ singled out? Can I not talk to someone sitting next to me now because it might annoy the precious fucking snowflake behind me? Why does it matter if I talk into a phone or to a person next to me?

      People are fucking retarded. If it's really that bad then the airlines can ban them themselves.

    19. Re:Whose phone is banned? by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      Because people talking ona phone are about 1000 times more annoying than a real conversation:
      1) People often raise their voice when talking on a phone. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW
      2) Hearing half a conversation is distracting as your mind tries to fill in the blanks
      3) HOW ABOUT NOW. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW. YEAH I CAN HEAR YOU. YEAH IM ON A PLANE! YEAH THEY CHANGED THE RULES. I KNOW! HOW ABOUT THOSE KARDASHIANS??

    20. Re:Whose phone is banned? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Can I not talk to someone sitting next to me now because it might annoy the precious fucking snowflake behind me? Why does it matter if I talk into a phone or to a person next to me?

      Because it's not the same. When you talk to someone next to you, you generally just talk loud enough for them to hear. When you (or at least many people, you might be an exception) talk on the phone, YOU TALK REALLY REALLY LOUD. That's why people are singling phones out. Because a bunch of morons for some stupid reason feel the need to shout on the phone.

    21. Re:Whose phone is banned? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      And does this new law ban calls from the airline owed phones?

      No. No it doesn't.

      Airfone calls are about $4 for the call and about $5 per minute. Which means they were generally used briefly. Not a big deal.

    22. Re:Whose phone is banned? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      If there is a problem with voice calls bothering other people on a plane, why does the airline provide phones built into the seats. How does that differ from me using my cell phone? Oh yeah, I have to pay the airline to use their phone.

      And does this new law ban calls from the airline owed phones? Well, thay ARE voice calls, and the airline phones are moving at 600 MPH so I guess that qualifies them as mobile divices. :)

      Actually a lot of planes now days dont have them. Especially budget airlines (and if it were really profitable, budget airlines would have two per seat), even a brand new QF A380 didn't have them. The thing is, on the planes that do have them I've never seen a single person use them.

      And does this new law ban calls from the airline owed phones? Well, thay ARE voice calls, and the airline phones are moving at 600 MPH so I guess that qualifies them as mobile divices. :)

      Actually they're fixed to the airframe, so their part of the aircraft's systems and not mobile.

      Also they're tested to make sure they work properly. The problem with your phone is that it's never been tested to CASA/FAA standards, therefore could easily be malfunctioning.

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    23. Re:Whose phone is banned? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      You know what is a real problem on planes? SCREAMING BABIES. Solution: ban babies from all public transportation. 'nuff said.

      Some airlines tried putting in a kid free section (MAS if you need an example). Parents screamed bloody murder over it.

      The irony is, the good seats were reserved for the kid zone (at the front, so less engine noise and they'd disembark first), but this wasn't good enough for the parents and they had to raise hell over it.

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    24. Re:Whose phone is banned? by icebike · · Score: 1

      And does this new law ban calls from the airline owed phones? Well, thay ARE voice calls, and the airline phones are moving at 600 MPH so I guess that qualifies them as mobile divices

      Phones installed on the plane are specifically exempted.
      The price of those is so high that no one would yak on them for the whole flight.
      And those do not support incoming calls.
      And the ear piece is especially amplified so loud that the user does not feel compelled to shout.

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    25. Re:Whose phone is banned? by icebike · · Score: 1

      Why are airplanes singled out? Why not all public transportation?

      Because that ship has sailed.

      You can always get up from your seat on the bus and move somewhere else.

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    26. Re:Whose phone is banned? by icebike · · Score: 1

      YOU TALK REALLY REALLY LOUD.

      That's due to
      1) you can't hear because of the whimpy speakers, and you assume the other party is also struggeling
      2) no side tone, your speech isn't fed back to your ear.

      With some good headphones this is solved. Any headset goes a long way to solving it, once you get
      the idiots to realize there is not usually any sidetone on a cellphone.

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    27. Re:Whose phone is banned? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Cool, thanks for the explanation (esp. #2).

      However, this doesn't change the fact that too many people talk too loudly on their phones, which on planes is going to be a real problem.

    28. Re:Whose phone is banned? by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Lots of coach busing and trains have reserved seating.

    29. Re: Whose phone is banned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know why they scream? The pressure difference which makes an adult's ears go "pop" or block up, causes babies severe and excruciating pain because of the smaller size of the ears canals and other cavities in the head.

      Next time you hear a screaming baby on an airplane, ask yourself: would I scream less if someone cut the side of my head open and rubbed citric acid to the exposed areas?

      That said breastfeeding is an excellent way to calm babies. The sucking effect helps with the pressure effects, just like on an adult. Furthermore it calms the baby down and let's them sleep or at the least become a happy baby instead of abcranky baby. However, if it's a transatlantic flight going west they'll probably have to emergency land if a someone sees the exposed breast though, so do be careful.

    30. Re: Whose phone is banned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem with motherfucking phonecalls on a motherfucking plane are the NSA cannot listen in on you. I heard it trips up their systems when you switch base stations all the time and might not be near the place you are calling from in the first place.

      When they figure out how to find out the flight route and fix their tracking I suppose it will suddenly become allowed to call from an aircraft.

    31. Re:Whose phone is banned? by rioki · · Score: 1

      Now, if you were an airline you might lobby for this so you didn't have to deal with brawls on your planes.

      Don't forget about those overpriced "airphones".

    32. Re:Whose phone is banned? by unrtst · · Score: 1

      Are you fucking kidding me?!?

      So we're all in agreement now that there is no technical reason to ban cell phone usage (ex. using data services during the entire flight is fine);
      And you're fine with people talking, or kids screaming;
      And you're simply more annoyed by phone calls because you can't listen in to the other side of the conversation as easily (as and aside, if they were on speaker phone, would you be ok with it?);
      So you think it's perfectly fine to legislate away the (potentially) more annoying voice phone calls?

      Don't get me wrong... if an airline wants to make it a company rule, or even a per-flight rule or per-ticket-class rule, that voice calls are not allowed on their flights, fine. I'd probably even look for and prefer those flights. But how does that justify a law?

      Reminds me of smoking bans (which I am against), but at least they have some semblance of credibility in that the health of the staff is being protected. Otherwise, they're just as stupid. Bars were allowed to ban smoking in their establishments without the smoking ban law, and the market should have decided - you don't have to go to a bar; you don't have to go to a bar that allows smoking; there's a grey area for people working there (I don't think they have to work there, so the ban is wrong, but at least I can appreciate that argument). There's no legal justification for banning voice calls on planes while allowing text and data.

    33. Re:Whose phone is banned? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      You can turn off screaming children?

      Crush up a little benadryl into their pre-flight snack?

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    34. Re:Whose phone is banned? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Because the Congress doesn't get to write laws concerning your local bus system, except for laws regarding safety equipment the bus must have to operate on the Federal Highway System.

      Trains, too; unless we're talking Amtrak.

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    35. Re:Whose phone is banned? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      I hope they ban you from opening your mouth in public. E-mail and texting should handle it.

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    36. Re:Whose phone is banned? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      I would point out that you can be put in a federal prison if you don't obey the waitress on an airplane.

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    37. Re:Whose phone is banned? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Your notion of a "real problem" is, quite frankly, a far worse problem.

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    38. Re:Whose phone is banned? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You don't think it's a real problem if people can't get along civilly inside an airplane where there's no possibility of changing seats or going outside to cool down? In other public places, if people can't get along, one of the parties can simply leave, be asked to leave, or be escorted out by police. None of these are true in an airplane; ideas for keeping people calm should be considered, otherwise things could turn very ugly.

    39. Re:Whose phone is banned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LY. loudLY. fucking adverb.

  26. why do neo-cons insist on destroying America by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Seriously, these are the same group of ppl that are telling NASA that they MUST build the SLS.
    Likewise, that the DOD MUST build another 1000 M1A2 tanks, even though the DOD has 3000 of them and desperately wants to bring the line down for several years to make changes to the tank so that it can handle IEDs and other items.
    And the same group of ppl that refuse to deal with our illegal alien issues.
    And The same ones that built the NSA to spy on Americans and foreign leaders.
    And the same group that destroyed America's economy back in 2005-7, leading to the global recession.

    These GD neo-cons are destroying America.b

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    1. Re:why do neo-cons insist on destroying America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because neo-cons were (as per the term) 'new conservatives', lifelong Democrat voters who had a scary experience and decided that maybe, just maybe, military spending isn't a total waste. They took all their old behavior with them, but now with an interest in having an imposing military to hide behind at a moment's notice.

      At no point in their 'conversion' did these lifelong Democrats bother to learn anything about economics, the constitution of the United States of America, the concept of actually valuing the rule of law, or respect for others. They're still acting just like before, except for the detail about not calling the Coast Guard "babykillers" anymore.

    2. Re:why do neo-cons insist on destroying America by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      These GD neo-cons are destroying America.b

      That statement belies the fact that the GD neo-'progressives' are just as bad, if not worse.

      Diane Feinstein; 'nuff said.

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  27. In flight trash selling by mtpaley · · Score: 1

    Personally I cant stand the long adverts at insane volumes pushed down the PA system of planes. Loads of 'buy our gifts' and 'this is our hire car partner' sometimes in several languages so this can go on for 10 minutes. Why is it always blasted out at ear bleeding volume? I would prefer phones, at least then you can complain to the noisy person and at least have a theoretical chance of peace.

  28. You have gotten better at NannyState(100)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the bleeding shit does Congress *need* to do this? Why can't this be left up to the airlines as a business decision?

    1. Re:You have gotten better at NannyState(100)! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Why the bleeding shit does Congress *need* to do this? Why can't this be left up to the airlines as a business decision?

      Because, if you bothered to RTFA, Congress and the FAA have received thousands of complaints asking them to do this very thing. Perhaps they are just trying to do what their constituency wants?

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  29. Such appropriate use of law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can talk during a flight.

    But if a microphone hears you, you're a criminal.

    Genius.

  30. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you actually flown in the past twenty years? Has any policy that the airlines have implemented in that time due to 'common-sense' or 'common-courtesy'? Charging $100 for a second suitcase, is that common-sense? Paying for meals now-is that common courtesy? The ever shrinking size of seats so the airlines can fit in one more row-is that common-courtesy? Allowing pets in the cabin-is that common sense?

  31. I call BS. by Beer_Smurf · · Score: 1

    If you recall a while back the NSA was upset because calls made from planes were harder to listen in on. How is someone talking on the phone any worse than the two people next to you having a conversation or talking on the airline provided phone? Once again the media just plays along with a obvious lie.

  32. Phone Booths by slapout · · Score: 1

    How about adding old fashioned phone booths to airplanes? I can already see the Dr. Who episode...

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    1. Re:Phone Booths by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      I believe that the episode you're thinking of was Time Flight. They put the TARDIS aboard a Concorde and flew 140 million years into the past.

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  33. nobodies phone is banned by poetmatt · · Score: 0

    This has to be approved and/or actually pass to even get towards attempting to ban someone's phone from being used. Whether it is even legal or not at that point is going to likely fall on "not a legal bill", as the first amendment doesn't stop just because someone else doesn't like it - which is what sums up this bill.

    1. Re:nobodies phone is banned by KingMotley · · Score: 4, Funny

      Until you can board a plane without a ticket, and without going through TSA, an airplane is not a public place, and the first amendment does not apply. Please read it, thanks.

    2. Re:nobodies phone is banned by Sigmon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, I agree that the 1st amendment is not at issue here... but could somebody please explain to me specifically which article or amendment to the constitution grants the U.S. Federal government authority to ban voice telephone calls on a private flight? Yes, I imagine people squawking on their mobile phones the whole flight would be annoying... and not a desirable thing. But I don't see a "Congress shall have the authority to regulate transportation of persons and their in-transit communication methods" clause in the constitution. Is the concept of enumerated powers finally so utterly and completely lost?

    3. Re:nobodies phone is banned by sabri · · Score: 1

      Until you can board a plane without a ticket, and without going through TSA

      I did that quite recently. Drove up to the airport, got the keys to the airplane, walked out to the ramp, did a pre-flight check, got in the cockpit and started the engine. Did I mention it was a Cessna 172?

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    4. Re:nobodies phone is banned by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I do it on jets twice a year me and the other 20 people all showed up at the hangar, we drank beer while waiting for the pilot, boarded, and took off
      Embraer E170 or a E175 with nice couches and awesome huge leather seats. Cockpit door was open the entire time as well. You can easily fly without dealing with the silly commercial airline rules or being violated by the TSA.

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    5. Re:nobodies phone is banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the AIRLINE can tell you what you can and cannot do in PRIVATE places.

      However, the government is still constrained by the constitution and it does seem like it's the government making up the law, not the airlines.

    6. Re:nobodies phone is banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You 'can' board an airplane without a ticket, and without going through the TSA. It's just that you cannot do so on a commercial passenger plane. If you would like to give it a try, just for the sake of the experience, I keep an old 182 up in Rutland, VT. I'm not allowed to take money from you though (against the law), so if you're feeling generous, you will have to pay the gas jockey.

    7. Re:nobodies phone is banned by icebike · · Score: 1

      Instead of pontificating on non-related situations, why not read the whole bill here

      Or, since it is so short, here it is:

      HR 3676 IH

      113th CONGRESS
      1st Session

      H. R. 3676
      To establish a prohibition on certain cell phone voice communications during passenger flights, and for other purposes.

      IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
      December 9, 2013

      Mr. SHUSTER introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure

      A BILL
      To establish a prohibition on certain cell phone voice communications during passenger flights, and for other purposes.

      Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
      SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

      This Act may be cited as the `Prohibiting In-Flight Voice Communications on Mobile Wireless Devices Act of 2013'.
      SEC. 2. PROHIBITION ON CERTAIN CELL PHONE VOICE COMMUNICATIONS.

      (a) In General- Subchapter I of chapter 417 of title 49, United States Code, is amended by adding at the end the following:
      `Sec. 41725. Prohibition on certain cell phone voice communications

      `(a) Prohibition- The Secretary of Transportation shall issue regulations--
      `(1) to prohibit an individual on an aircraft from engaging in voice communications using a mobile communications device during a flight of that aircraft in scheduled passenger interstate or intrastate air transportation; and
      `(2) that exempt from the prohibition described in paragraph (1) any--
      `(A) member of the flight crew on duty on an aircraft;
      `(B) flight attendant on duty on an aircraft; and
      `(C) Federal law enforcement officer acting in an official capacity.
      `(b) Definitions- In this section, the following definitions apply:
      `(1) FLIGHT- The term `flight' means, with respect to an aircraft, the period beginning when the aircraft takes off and ending when the aircraft lands.
      `(2) MOBILE COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE-
      `(A) IN GENERAL- The term `mobile communications device' means any portable wireless telecommunications equipment utilized for the transmission or reception of voice data.
      `(B) LIMITATION- The term `mobile communications device' does not include a phone installed on an aircraft.'.
      (b) Clerical Amendment- The analysis for chapter 417 of title 49, United States Code, is amended by inserting after the item relating to section 41724 the following:
      `41725. Prohibition on certain cell phone voice communications.'.

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    8. Re:nobodies phone is banned by icebike · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree that the 1st amendment is not at issue here... but could somebody please explain to me specifically which article or amendment to the constitution grants the U.S. Federal government authority to ban voice telephone calls on a private flight?

      Follow the link to the actual legislation where they state

      Article I, Section 8 of the United States Constitution,
                specifically Clause 3 (related to regulation of Commerce
                among the several States).

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    9. Re:nobodies phone is banned by fafalone · · Score: 0

      I'd imagine it falls under the commerce clause. Remember, the drug war and countless other prohibitions is based on the fact that the government can arrest you for something you grow in your house and consume only yourself, because that affects interstate commerce since you might have otherwise bought it from a source that might cross state lines. Given that expansive interpretation, which the courts have upheld every time except one, how is everything that happens on a plane actually crossing state lines not fair game? And you might think this is wrong and support pot legalization, but it's also equally applicable to cocaine and heroin. Which come from plants, by the way. Plants which I can grow entirely on my land, extract alkaloids, sell to no one, and be thrown in prison for the rest of my life for.
      But guns on the other hand... perhaps someone can help me reconcile US v. Lopez with the constitutionality of the CSA as applied to wholly intrastate actions.

    10. Re:nobodies phone is banned by SacredNaCl · · Score: 1

      This has to be approved and/or actually pass to even get towards attempting to ban someone's phone from being used. Whether it is even legal or not at that point is going to likely fall on "not a legal bill", as the first amendment doesn't stop just because someone else doesn't like it - which is what sums up this bill.

      If you can't keep people from using their mobile phones in church with the lingering threat of eternal hellfire, you wont keep them from using them on a plane either. The bathroom cue will just grow longer.

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    11. Re:nobodies phone is banned by CaptQuark · · Score: 1

      I assume it is the same authority that gives them the right to ban smoking, restrict knives and guns, and force you to obey any order from a flight attendant.

      The national airspace is regulated by the FAA, just like the national electromagnetic spectrum is regulated by the FCC. Since both are a national trust, regulated by the federal government, they get to make all the rules, with very little input by the masses.

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    12. Re:nobodies phone is banned by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      If the government banned you from talking on your phone in someone elses house, or in Walmart, people would be looking at this in an entirely different way.

      If the airline banned calls, then your point would stand.

    13. Re: nobodies phone is banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does the FCC suddenly have overreaching ability to control airwaves when it's the public using then but fuck it if they can tell Verizon what to do with them?

    14. Re:nobodies phone is banned by aminorex · · Score: 1

      I see, so it is an unconstitutional law.

      I found the notion that this was common sense and courtesy to be amusing. If you have to threaten people with prison, then it is neither common sense nor courtesy.

      It''s pretty damn uncourteous to put people in prison.

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    15. Re:nobodies phone is banned by aminorex · · Score: 1

      > However, the government is still constrained by the constitution

      Ha! ROFLMAO at that.

      The Airline can tell me whatever they like, and I can tell them whatever I like, and they can go frack themselves.

      The government are the ones who threaten you with prison if you talk to someone while you are on an aircraft -- but only if you are not wealthy enough for a private charter.

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    16. Re:nobodies phone is banned by icebike · · Score: 1

      You deciding that it is an unconstitutional law (when in fact it is nothing but a bill at this point) is significantly above your pay grade.

      The sponsors cited their constitutional authority to regulate this.
      When you are appointed to the bench, you can rule otherwise.

      But in unless or until there is a challenge in court, once approved by the house and senate and signed by the president it is constitutional.

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  34. good job america by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    FreedomCount--;

  35. Re:So people upset about loud phone calls on plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't like it, don't fly with a bucket.

  36. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the policy were per-airline or per-flight, then this huge number of people could simply click on the "exclude mobile-friendly flights" checkbox before searching for a flight to book and never be subjected to it.

  37. Legislating Courtesy by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Will never work. No more than you can legislate away hatred and bias.

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  38. Where is the tea party? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can they allow government intervention? Freedom!!!

  39. "It's just common sense" by KingTank · · Score: 1

    ...so lets make a federal case out of it.

  40. Common Sense, NOT JUST A GOOD IDEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is the law

  41. Constitution? What Constitution? by billstclair · · Score: 1

    For the life of me, I can't find anything about airplanes or phones in the Constitution. But then, I can't find Constitutional authority for 95% of the legislation that comes out of the swamp or for 99% of the federal bureaucracy. "Congress shall make no law...", "... shall not be infringed": ignored daily.

  42. I hate the calls but... by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This is as Un-american a bill as you can get.

    Look, I hate and despise people that are rude enough to use a phone on an airplane.

    But when Republicans talk about unwarranted government intrusion on our lives, THIS is what they should mean. Not healthcare, not abortion, not welfare. THIS is exactly the kind of laws that our founders were afraid of.

    We should not be making rude behavior, no matter how rude it is, a crime.

    What is worse, the same effect could have been done in an ethical manner. Simply require that all phone calls be done next to but not in the bathroom. Or, if you want to make it a money maker, pass a law that requires airlines to collect a $5 per minute tax for phone calls made in flight - and allow the airlines to add their own fee on top of that, up to a maximum of $20 per minute.

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    1. Re:I hate the calls but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. An aircraft is the private property of the airline that owns it. What goes on inside that aircraft should be solely at the discretion of the owner. The federal government should have no say about what goes on inside an aircraft. None whatsoever.

      A ticket is a private contract between the passenger and the airline, period. Government shouldn't be involved.

      Just another bastardization of the commerce clause, or shall I say the "government omnipotence" clause?

    2. Re:I hate the calls but... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      Or, if you want to make it a money maker, pass a law that requires airlines to collect a $5 per minute tax for phone calls made in flight - and allow the airlines to add their own fee on top of that, up to a maximum of $20 per minute.

      To me this seems just as unamerican bad as banning it. In fact I think it is actually worse.

      I think the "american" way to do it would be to allow airlines to make their own rules. If customers feel so strongly about banning phone calls in the air, then they have every reason to make this against the rules. Let the airlines figure out what customers want. Congress should stay out of it ompletely.

    3. Re:I hate the calls but... by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      If you think charging to do something is worse than banning it completely, then I have a serious objection to your ethical standards.

      Taxes are an established way to ameliorate the "Tragedy of the commons" and this is a prime example of the "Tragedy of the commons" (see wikipedia). Sound is a clear common good that people can abuse, turning silence into a cacophony.

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    4. Re:I hate the calls but... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      If you think charging to do something is worse than banning it completely, then I have a serious objection to your ethical standards. Taxes are an established way to ameliorate the "Tragedy of the commons" and this is a prime example of the "Tragedy of the commons" (see wikipedia). Sound is a clear common good that people can abuse, turning silence into a cacophony.

      In certain cases (including this one), yes. Usually when you tax people to *ameliorate* the tragedy of the commons, the money is supposed to go to actually ameliorating it, rather than just going to the government.

      So if you tax smoking, you are supposed to use this money to help offset the cost smokers might put on the healthcare system or educate young people to the dangers of smoking. If you just tax smoking and put the money in the general fund, then it's just a money grab.

      Taxing airplane phone calls alone is not ameliorating anything.

    5. Re:I hate the calls but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when Republicans talk about unwarranted government intrusion on our lives, THIS is what they should mean. Not healthcare, not abortion, not welfare. THIS is exactly the kind of laws that our founders were afraid of.

      The AMA has worked tirelessly for 200 years to limit competition (limit the number of schools, limit the number of graduates, limit the amount of competition). This is EXACTLY "what they should mean". This is one of the exact problems ACA ought to have solved. The reasons it didn't are obvious. Yes, the guilded doctors are what our founders feared.

      You may also find curious that the AMA just didn't oppose black medical schools, house calls, and published price lists. Abortions (and midwivery as well as moon-tea peddlers) were a wedge issue they used to get more control. Of course now they will gladly perform legal abortions.

      The Medical Establishment
      The strongest force behind the drive to criminalize abortion was the attempt by doctors to establish for themselves exclusive rights to practice medicine. They wanted to prevent "untrained" practitioners, including midwives, apothecaries, and homeopaths, from competing with them for patients and for patient fees.
      http://www.prochoice.org/about...

      So yes, the GOP should be involved, just not in the way you may have been thinking. Fuck Beta.

    6. Re:I hate the calls but... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Plus, it also creates a financial incentive for government to encourage such behavior.

  43. Cue the fat jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a former "passenger of size" let's cue the inevitable 20 comments about how horrible it was when you had to sit next to a fat person, the last group of people you can still make fun of and be politically correct.

    1. Re:Cue the fat jokes... by spinozaq · · Score: 1

      Society needs a punching bag. Preferably an enormous, lard filled, squishy one.

    2. Re:Cue the fat jokes... by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      I was going to reply with a rant about my last trip and the passenger of unusual size who tried to wedge himself onto the seat next to me, to our great mutual discomfort, but instead I'll just ask a question.

      Standard economy class seats on United are about 18" between the armrests. What would make someone who had to be at least 30" across the hips, think he could fit into that seat? Was he hoping for an empty seat next to him? Did he think he could lift the armrest and take half the adjacent seat? What is the thought process here?

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    3. Re:Cue the fat jokes... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      PUS? I don't think they exist.

    4. Re:Cue the fat jokes... by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      Is that you Westley?

  44. Throw 'em out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this situation, they'd be throwing people out of an airplane. See the difference?

  45. Is this why they are employed by us? by chuckugly · · Score: 1

    Seriously, is this really such a pressing thing that it needs to be done at the Federal level, really? If it's a problem, let the airlines create "non-voice communicating" sections in the airplane as a market differentiator and allow the people who want to quietly read tp opt into those areas. Maybe make them infant free zones as well.

  46. Does it matter? by Roogna · · Score: 1

    Since most airlines have in-flight phones anyway these days?

  47. Like smokers? by mtpaley · · Score: 1

    Smokers have to go outside to indulge - just a thought.

  48. Posting title is deceptive by kamelkev · · Score: 2

    If you read the article itself you will see that the bill actually bans voice communications through mobile electronics - not just phone calls. As written it would appear the bill would ban phones as well as skype, hangouts and other voice related calls. I suppose this cascades right over to video calls as well.

    I find it rather questionable that just months after the FCC finally admitted that there was no reason to ban mobile electronics the "authorities" are once again making a move to regulate mobile electronics. It's not even based on a rationale reason, instead the reason has now become "because I don't like it". Makes one wonder if a constitutional argument can be made here based on freedom of speech - this seemingly is an infringement without justification. Not that Congress has ever cared about such things before.

    What happens with all those phones installed on the backs of the seats in the older variants of planes? I flew last year and saw them, although it's not clear to me whether or not they have become decorative or still function.

    1. Re:Posting title is deceptive by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      I now have this image of a deaf person being beaten down/arrested by a flight marshall for having a sign language conversation via video call....

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  49. Courtesy shouldn't be law by whois · · Score: 1

    You aren't supposed to use a phone in a theater. It's courtesy not to use a phone in lots of cases.. in the line while waiting for your sandwich, in a meeting or conference with lots of other people, etc.

    Make a courtesy area that people are allowed to use their phone and make an airline rule that you can't use a phone and that is fine. Making it illegal because you think it's rude is ridiculous. What if there is an ACTUAL emergency. My parents aren't very good with text and they always know when I'm on a flight. If I got a call from them while I was flying it might be a life-or-death thing.

    Your wife is 9 months pregnant and you get a call from her doctor, do you answer it?

    1. Re:Courtesy shouldn't be law by gnupun · · Score: 1

      You aren't supposed to use a phone in a theater. It's courtesy not to use a phone in lots of cases.. in the line while waiting for your sandwich, in a meeting or conference with lots of other people, etc.

      Most theaters aren't packed like an airplane and that's why some people do talk on the phone in theaters. But that would be unacceptable in a packed plane.

      Your wife is 9 months pregnant and you get a call from her doctor, do you answer it?

      As another poster wrote, each plane needs several soundproof booths to handle emergency or non-emergency calls.

    2. Re:Courtesy shouldn't be law by ruir · · Score: 1

      I dont have the slightest idea why you deem acceptable people talking in theatres. It is quite annoying, and in fact, you can hear the call from several rows afar. Very rude.

    3. Re:Courtesy shouldn't be law by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      What are you going to do in case there is an emergency call? If you get the call when you deplane, that's when you can respond to it and do something.

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  50. phone booth / confined space / toilet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a frequent flyer with a global remit, in the last 6 weeks I've flown 70,000 miles. in an airport lounge as I type this.

    while i agree in principle, how about just letting passengers make the calls in an old fashioned sound proof phone booth?

    i avoid talking on phones where possible, use email for work and facebook / SMS to communicate with people.

    not all flights are "a couple of hours" - there is a big world out there....

    it didn't need to become a federal law. how about focusing on solving federal problems that are more pressing?

  51. so what Todd Beamer et al. did should be a crime? by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    Because, after all, if you're in a plane (even if it's hijacked), you shouldn't be allowed to call 911 or your loved ones on your cell phone.

    Every time I think Congress couldn't get any stupider, they prove me wrong.

  52. If it's common sense... by operagost · · Score: 1

    ... then you don't need to legislate it.

    Thanks for handing over more power to your overlords, subjects.

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  53. Crackpot theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want to get rid of Airplane Mode on phones ... so you can no longer turn the radio off on them.

    Yes, you can take the battery out on some models, but not all. And likely an increasingly few as time goes on.

    Thanks for participating in this Crackpot Theory. :)

  54. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by sootman · · Score: 1

    Because of importanter-than-thou shitheads who fly MUST make this phone call RIGHT DAMN NOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM AND HOW MUCH I MAKE? For assholes like that, "policy" isn't enough, it needs to be law.

    Fuck that guy, he can wait. Or, he can make calls from his office and fly overnight.

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  55. Why not just make a law against being an asshole? by PanchoVilla · · Score: 1

    My first thought was that they could never do that because then most of them would end up in jail. Then I remembered that they would be exempt like they always are, so my idea stands. I hate loud annoying phone callers in public places. However making a law against it is a horrible idea. (except from the standpoint of trying to make everyone a criminal, then its an amazing law) I have a better solution. Lets bring back the stocks at the town square and if you are an asshole on a plane and get voted off, then you have to voluntarily spend 4 hours in the stocks in order to regain the privilege of flying on a plane. Or something. People just suck. I want to take my kids and go to Europe before all the countries go bankrupt. But they are too young. There is no way I am subjecting 200 people to listening to my two 6 year olds go apeshit after 7 of the 11 hour flight. That's just rude and awful. But people will do it. I probably do a bunch of other things that annoy the hell out of people. Sorry for that. :)

  56. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And somehow we've managed to watch movies in peace for about a hundred years. Shocking.

  57. Politeness enforcement is not the government's job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Period.

  58. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    Southwest, Delta and Jet Blue (at least) have done precisely that.

  59. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    And somehow we've managed to watch movies in peace for about a hundred years. Shocking.

    You're aware the movie sound comes over earphones, right?

  60. shhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the shock? Remember, the USA -is- a police state. If another country, say China, did this the American mainstream media would be totally against it. But now? ..not a peep.

  61. The REAL REASON they want to ban calls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glenn Greenwald Says NSA, GCHQ Dismayed They Don't Have Access To In-Flight Internet Communication

    https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131228/15454925708/glenn-greenwald-says-nsa-gchq-dismayed-they-dont-have-access-to-in-flight-internet-communication.shtml

    According to Greenwald, an upcoming story at his new venture will focus on one area the surveillance mesh has failed to cover -- one that's driving the NSA and GCHQ crazy.

            He said he was working on a new story indicating that the NSA was “obsessed” by the idea that people could still use some Internet devices and mobile phones on airplanes without being recorded. “The very idea that human beings can communicate for even a few moments without their ability to monitor is intolerable.”

  62. "self-regulation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why must it be a law? Shouldn't airlines be free to implement their "please don't talk other passengers' heads off" policy ?

    Because the airlines will nickel, dime, quarter, and dollar you for the privilege of making that call, just like they've "dimed and dollared" you with fees for everything else. The (US) airline industry has shown—except for a few exceptions—that they don't care about customer comfort or courtesy.

  63. What about video-only calls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would it make more people learn ASL or to lip read?

  64. Nanny State. by Dieppe · · Score: 1

    I swear we're living in a dammed nanny state here. People can't politely ask people on a plane (where the ambient noise is 90db+ anyway) to keep it down, but would rather go whining for Congress to make a Law about it? We've been lied to all these years about why we're supposed to have cell phones off during flight, and if cell phones actually caused problems you'd have found flights with lots of Al-Quaida on them leaving their cell phones on... finally get rid of the lies, and people want to cling to their nanny's skirts. Get a life people, and grow a pair!

  65. No it's not by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    It's not common courtesy and it's not common sense -- now it's the law.

    Look, I'm on the side of the commenters too. I don't want to be forced to sit on a plane and hear dozens of phone calls. I'd much prefer the silence.

    But there's no way in hell that I want to obligate other people to not doing something just for my own convenience!

    Laws weren't ever meant to make life easier or more convenient. Laws were meant to stop people from directly harming each other. I've zero interest in telling people what they should be doing in general. This is very much a generational issue "there must be a law or a rule to tell me how I ought to behave" is something right out of a religious text. I don't need help deciding how to behave. I don't want others to have that help either.

    Welcome to today's infinite surveillance. It's the only way to enforce these kinds of behavioural restrictions.

  66. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by kaliann · · Score: 1

    Remember that part of the safety spiel regarding compliance with all "lighted signs, posted placards, and crewmember instructions "?

    I'm pretty sure that only applies to health/safety stuff (seat belts, seat backs, tray tables, smoking), but if a legal change is really necessary, just add cell phone use to the list of things crewmembers can give you orders about.

    Honestly, though, I think making piddly stuff like this illegal is an unnecessarily intrusive example of legislative zeal.

  67. Just take notes! by CHIT2ME · · Score: 0

    If the person sitting next to you on a plane is gabbing on their cellphone, just pull out a small notepad and pen and start taking notes. You might even turn to them and ask, "who are you talking to?" I would bet the person would very quickly end their call.

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  68. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    Crap - my mod points expired yesterday or you'd be getting some from me.

    I fly a lot and there is something about being on a plane that acts as sort of a social amplifier. If you're a nice guy in real life they tend to be nicer on planes (helping old ladies with their luggage, etc.). If you're an asshole in real life then you'll be a bigger asshole on a plane. You know the type...puts his computer bag in the overhead bin depriving a later passenger of a place to put their luggage. Reclines the seat all the way back...right into the lap of the person behind them.

    It's bad enough sitting at the airport gate listening to some self-important, narcissistic asshole talk for hours on a cellphone loud enough for the whole damn airport to hear them. I'll be damned if I'm going to sit beside him on a plane for the next 3 hours. I'd club the motherfucker unconscious with my laptop and probably get a heroes welcome from the other passengers.

  69. If you want quiet, allow cell phones! by intermelt · · Score: 1

    These are two different arguments. The FCC specifically regulates the airwaves and interferences they may cause with other airwaves. Their decision to approve or deny approval of cell phone usage should only be based on this. We all know that cell phones or pretty much any FCC regulated device does not harm the communications or navigations of an airplane. That is the only thing the FCC should be basing their opinion on. Why would they even ask the public for their opinion?

    The government regulating usage is a whole different thing. Airlines are private, they should have the right to form their own rules. If a particular airline bans cell phone usage, so be it. Maybe I will pick that airline because I don't want to be bothered. Maybe I will pick the one that allows phones because I want to chat my whole trip.

    All of the above considered... people DO NOT TALK on their phones anymore. They txt and scroll through Facebook/Twitter/Pinterest etc. The people that are fighting to ban phones because they think they may be bothered by people talking are really just shooting themselves in the the foot. Let people have their phones and they will site contently staring at them without making a noise.

  70. Cell phones don't work on planes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do we need a law to tell us not to do something that is not possible to do? Oh wait, then the government would be out of a job.

  71. what the fuck goes here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cologne is banned in many places already, and if you are so stinky people complain you may be asked to wash....

  72. you have to retype the subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what is this, a beta version?

  73. Re:so what Todd Beamer et al. did should be a crim by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Because, after all, if you're in a plane (even if it's hijacked), you shouldn't be allowed to call 911 or your loved ones on your cell phone.

    Every time I think Congress couldn't get any stupider, they prove me wrong.

    Erm exceptions that prove the rule.

    In a hijack scenario, no-one gives a crap if you've used your phone. However if you're not being hijacked everyone cares about not hearing your inane yammering to your equally vapid friends.

    It may not occur to you, but laws are not rock solid things that can never be broken, ever. Laws are actually quite flexible things, even when something is expressly verboten under ordinary circumstances can be broken with little to no consequence under extraordinary circumstances. To elaborate (in Australia) you can hit and run (with a car) if you can demonstrate your life was in danger and you had no other avenue of escape, you'll still go to court but you'll leave a free person. This is why we have courts, judges and lawyers instead of having summary punishments with no appeals. In fact if the lawyers didn't fill this very valuable role in our societies we would have burned them at the stake long ago.

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  74. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by khallow · · Score: 1

    Ok, once again. Why does it need to be a law? You've just mentioned some reasons why it's unpleasant and that a lot of people don't like the behavior.

  75. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by khallow · · Score: 1

    He can also get audience participation with his cell phone call. That ought to show the listener(s) on the other end, just how pro he is.

  76. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

    Given that everyone picks their airline based on price and price alone, this absolutely make sense. You get what you pay for.

  77. oh thank god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they allowed voice calls i would literally never get on an airplane again...It is already about my least favorite thing, being 6'2" and about 220~lbs doesn't make the tiny excuse for seats on airplanes seem that great..

    now if they could ban voice calls any place in public (but I'd settle for coffee shops) that would be super.

  78. Criminalize aesthetics by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

    Let's criminalize things other people do that we don't like but which don't deprive us of life, property, or liberty. Then tomorrow, let's bitch and whine about the NSA and the growing police state! Yeah, isn't cognitive dissonance a wonderful thing!

  79. TRAITOR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF dude! You are supposed to be boycotting this week and yet here you are running your cocksucker!

  80. Representing the people by treeves · · Score: 1

    Most comments here seem to be opposed to the ban, but the majority of the public are in favor of it, so the Congress is just representing them in passing this. I would prefer to let the airlines set their own rules and let the market work, but I'm giving a devil's advocate position to all the libertarian comments here.

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    1. Re:Representing the people by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      Most comments here seem to be opposed to slavery, but the majority of the public are in favor of it, so the Congress is just representing them in passing this.

      Tyranny of the majority is a very, very bad thing. Banning something because it annoys people is a very, very bad thing. The law itself is bad because it infringes upon people's rights.

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  81. Those 9-11 passengers were such clods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess all those skyphone and cellphone calls from the doomed jets on 9-11 were illegal then (and soon to be now). What insensitive jerks they must have been in the eyes of the law.

  82. Shouldn't be a law thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As annoying as people blabbering on their phones can be, his shouldn't be a law.

    With a law like this, an airline can't decide to have two options - one with phone calls allowed, and one without. Like with smoking in the old days, you could smoke in one area, not in another (not sure about planes, but on trains there were doors (sometimes two doors) between these areas).

    If I owned an airline (yeah right), I would make the cellphones allowed option the expensive one? Why, the quiet one is usually expensive, with the cattle class being cheap? Because when a person selects the no cellphone option, and starts blabbering on his phone anyway, the stewardess won't have to keep telling him to turn his phone off. She just needs to remind him of the $100 extra for being allowed to use his cellphone, and he will turn it off right away.

  83. No phones when traveling by mreine · · Score: 1

    Thank god. The last thing I need is to be sitting next to a moron that thinks since the person on the other end of the phone is far away he has to yell into the phone to be heard. Cell phones have no business on a plane, bus, train or car.

    1. Re:No phones when traveling by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      Also, just ban people talking in general. In fact, I'm annoyed by many things. Advertisements, for instance. Ban those too. Ban everything that annoys anyone! That's what it means to be pro-small government!

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  84. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow, you're an asshole.

  85. I'm actually ok with this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more time they spend on bullshit like this, the less time they have to screw up the important things

  86. Entmoot! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Moot point, and pointless bill.

    It is like banning cellphone usage at the bottom of the ocean because it might interfere with submersibles (which it doesn't anyway). Sure you can do it, but how much reception do you think you are going to get at 5000ft below sea level? (I actually don't really know if someone wants to tell me)

    However I do know how much cell reception you are going to get at 30,000 ft over an ocean flying at 600km/h. Which is specifically, none, or not much in slightly better situations. Cell signals are meant to be sent more less horizontally, not really up or down, and generally at speeds much lower, and typically follow population centers and roads, which planes may not.

    About the only phone you might be able to use is a satellite phone, which is actually what the airlines use for your in flight calls if available or in flight wifi, which is why you pay so much, as it is expensive and available bandwidth is low.

    If they are trying to prevent people from using cell phones the last minute prior to landing in a city, I don't see how you need a specific bill for that anyway.

    Also if they are so fscking dangerous, how the fsck do I get to keep my phone and bring it on the plane when the TSA type goons are going to steal my toenail clippers?

  87. Re:If it's just "common sense and common courtesy" by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

    You have people who disobey safety instructions and wander about the cabin when the plane is pitching and rolling, even with "Federal Law compels you to comply with all flight attendant instructions...." and you expect people to not talk because a 5'2 flight attendant asked nicely? Never gonna happen.

    This is an example of "what's great for me sucks for you". For that shithead on the phone, s/he's breaking up the monotony of the flight and lack of blood flow to the legs with a fun phone call. It just hurts and annoys everyone else. Do you think at that point after being jammed into the middle seat with a seat reclining into his lap the caller is gonna care that the nice flight attendant calmly told them to knock it off?

    Won't happen. Even with the Federal Law thing you'll still have people that try. And for someone who takes public transportation with "quiet cars" that depend on civility between people that is often ignored, I've seen a couple near fights on a 45 minute train ride with relatively (to airplanes) large and comfortable seats, fresh air, and the ability to walk around any time. How many fights do you think there will be on a 8 hour overland flight with Cell coverage? My body clock says it's midnight, time to sleep. This caller's clock say's it's 8AM, time for work. Do you think he's gonna back off? Do you think the cranky sleepy guy is gonna back off?

    For those that say "let the market decide" this is preventing literal fistfights in the air where you'd probably need to vector 25% of those fight flights off to other airports, totally disrupting the web of flights that make up air travel today.

  88. Stupid law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a stupid short sighted thing..
    All about being paid.
    No you shouldn't use your cell phone in a plane. But it should not be against the law.
    Remember 9/11 That last plane that crashed in the field was because of cell phones. The people on board called for help after the hijacking. And found about about the others. They then decided to fight back and crash the plane in a filed where others wouldn't get hurt.
    If you ban calls the airlines will install blockers on the planes.
    Then you can't call for help. The cockpit can turn off the phones.
    Most planes have a phone system you have to pay an insane price to use. Thats what it;s about.
    The only bad thing about using your phone on a plane is it will get hotter then normal and your batt won't last as long.
    In a plane you will be at least 4 miles from a tower. That makes the phone work harder. There is nothing dangerous about it. The built in phone has a bigger antenna and direct power.
    This is all about money. The airlines want it. Stupid people don't understand. and the gov is being bought as normal.
    The only reason for the complaints is from people being rude.
    Outlawing rudeness is a bad route.
    If I ever find a cell blocker on a plane I'm never flying that company again.

  89. Re:Unknown species? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wouldve been more entertaining than ST:Nemesis at least

  90. reasonable time place manner restrictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    currently some municipalities ban cell phones on public ground transport. these bans establish legal precedent for banning cell phones on airplanes. this is not a first amendment issue because the ban does not target content but is a time place manner restriction.
    the key question in this case is what is reasonable; and can a reasonable distinction be made between talking on a cell phone and in person conversations?
    I would argue that people tend to speak louder on their cell phones than when having a normal conversation. I base this on the fact that cell phone usage is currently one of the top rider complaints on all public ground transportation in the USA.
    since this is true and since texting or email is a reasonable alternative, I feel this bill should have no constitutional barrier to passage.

  91. Groping for fake security is okay, noise is not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes perfect sense to me!

  92. Lumpy how'd "eating your words" taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROTFLMAO @ "Chumpy" -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    (You sure "talk a good game" -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... but you can't even produce a MERE SCRIPT!, windbag...)

    You aren't even on the level of a "script kiddie", & full of HOT AIR!

    You certainly won't reply there in that 2nd link I posted either, as that would remove your downmods to my posts like this one you can't validly disprove or justify your downmod on -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm...

    Oh, I suspect that IS the case here (simply logging out of a registered account & trolling by ac is a common troll trick around here OR using alternate registered 'luser' accounts sockpuppets to do the job will also, & Lumpy is LOADED with those & trolling - which doesn't matter: He PROVES he's all talk, no action (or skills, OR brains, lol))

    (You're all TALK, & NO action "CHUMPY!)

    * :)

    (You know it, I know it, & so does anyone reading AND laughing their asses off @ you now... lol!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Answer the question in the subject-line Lumpy - since you had to "eat your wrods" in the 1st link above flavored with your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH + the "bitter taste of SELF-defeat", lol...

    ... apk

  93. Lumpy how'd "eating your words" taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROTFLMAO @ "Chumpy" -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    (You sure "talk a good game" -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... but you can't even produce a MERE SCRIPT!, windbag...)

    You aren't even on the level of a "script kiddie", & full of HOT AIR!

    You certainly won't reply there in that 2nd link I posted either, as that would remove your downmods to my posts like this one you can't validly disprove or justify your downmod on -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm...

    Oh, I suspect that IS the case here (simply logging out of a registered account & trolling by ac is a common troll trick around here OR using alternate registered 'luser' accounts sockpuppets to do the job will also, & Lumpy is LOADED with those & trolling - which doesn't matter: He PROVES he's all talk, no action (or skills, OR brains, lol))

    (You're all TALK, & NO action "CHUMPY!)

    * :)

    (You know it, I know it, & so does anyone reading AND laughing their asses off @ you now... lol!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Answer the question in the subject-line Lumpy - since you had to "eat your wrods" in the 1st link above flavored with your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH + the "bitter taste of SELF-defeat", lol...

    ... apk

  94. Lumpy how'd "eating your words" taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROTFLMAO @ "Chumpy" -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    (You sure "talk a good game" -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... but you can't even produce a MERE SCRIPT!, windbag...)

    You aren't even on the level of a "script kiddie", & full of HOT AIR!

    You certainly won't reply there in that 2nd link I posted either, as that would remove your downmods to my posts like this one you can't validly disprove or justify your downmod on -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm...

    Oh, I suspect that IS the case here (simply logging out of a registered account & trolling by ac is a common troll trick around here OR using alternate registered 'luser' accounts sockpuppets to do the job will also, & Lumpy is LOADED with those & trolling - which doesn't matter: He PROVES he's all talk, no action (or skills, OR brains, lol))

    (You're all TALK, & NO action "CHUMPY!)

    * :)

    (You know it, I know it, & so does anyone reading AND laughing their asses off @ you now... lol!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Answer the question in the subject-line Lumpy - since you had to "eat your wrods" in the 1st link above flavored with your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH + the "bitter taste of SELF-defeat", lol...

    ... apk