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  1. Editorial Slant on Philippines Gives Uber Its First Legal Framework To Operate In Asia · · Score: 1

    As with all its other negotiations in Asia, the fruits of Uber's consultation with the Philippine government was prefaced by unorganized invasion, trade complaints, bans and general conflict.

    I guess nobody ever said it was unbiased news for nerds...

    I do rather like the image of hired transport modernization as a seething horde of goblins, unorganizedly invading Asia with scavenged weapons and half-assed catapults.

  2. Awesome on The World's Most Dangerous Driving Simulator · · Score: 2

    It's the first time we've been able to replicate racing forces so high that it introduces liability questions.

    As a nerd-attorney, I think it's rad as hell they have a racing simulator so accurate they could get sued for hurting you with it.

  3. Re:WTF on NFL Releases Deflategate Report · · Score: 1

    Dude, the ideal gas law was applied directly to a sports scandal. That's is News for Nerds.

    Hear hear!

    A rule of thumb for musicians is "someone is going to call out Freebird! at every show you play." Likewise, someone is going to call out "Hey this isn't News For Nerds!" on every /. thread.

    I mean, this isn't the nerdiest story ever, but they did have to do Science(TM) to make this report.

  4. Re:Good thing too! on NFL Releases Deflategate Report · · Score: 1

    I just don't get it.

    I think it's top down from the coach. Belichick is the living embodiment of the middle finger. Brilliant guy, but his IDGAFs are through the roof.

  5. Re:Can we please stop tacking -gate on to the end. on NFL Releases Deflategate Report · · Score: 2

    Yes. Let's call it the War on Gate.

    Let it be known that I was for it before I was against it. #warongategate

  6. Scientists on Why Scientists Love 'Lord of the Rings' · · Score: 1

    students, teachers, scientists, or psychologists

    Psychologists are social scientists, you insensitive clod!

  7. Re:That escalated quickly on Climatologist Speaks On the Effects of Geoengineering · · Score: 1

    Agreed, I don't think nuclear war is even in the top 5 outcomes from geoengineering. Conventional war probably makes the short list, as does "Great, it worked," "Fuck, it didn't work" and "Oops we turned the wrong knob, nice knowin ya!"

    I suppose a few of those could eventually precipitate nuclear war and thus nuclear winter. But a) so could lots of things unrelated to climate change, and b) we have a pretty good solution for that too: fire up the coal plants and start feeding cows sauerkraut.

  8. What an MBA is supposed to be on Yes, You Can Blame Your Pointy-Haired Boss On the Peter Principle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wasn't the original idea behind business school finding and training good managerial candidates (which are apparently quite hard to come by)? Not teaching piranhas how best to outsource the labor force and High Frequency Hump the stock market?

    All I'm saying is, I agree that good managers are hard to come by, and maybe we should have a school for that.

  9. The Ongoing Scandal on Tattoos Found To Interfere With Apple Watch Sensors · · Score: 1

    We are in the midst of a decades-long scandal. It seems lazy people who evidently hate the English language have been appendin "-gate" at the end of pretty much anything that annoys or inconveniences them.

    I'm sure when you tell the Apple Store people their watch doesn't work on your tattooed wrist, they will take it back and issue a refund. You may have to spend 15 minutes doing that instead of picking out artisanal teapots or locally-sourced beard wax. Oh the horrors!

    #noteverythingisafuckinggate-gate

  10. Hawking on One Direction on Stephen Hawking Has a Message For One Direction Fans · · Score: 1

    One Direction

    I thought he was talking about entropy :-/

  11. Re:Shouldn't Slashdot put up a on NVIDIA Quadro M6000 12GB Maxwell Workstation Graphics Tested Showing Solid Gains · · Score: 1

    "Sponsored Content" banner at the top of this post?

    Right next to the "Guaranteed to Run Crysis" stamp!

  12. Capital Offense on Wellness App Author Lied About Cancer Diagnosis · · Score: 1

    If there's anything worthy of the death penalty, it's putting countless lives at risk by promoting fake medicine for personal gain. Wakefield would be right there on death row, too.

  13. Re:Seems to be OK all around then on Bill To Require Vaccination of Children Advances In California · · Score: 1

    If they're paying for schools (through taxes) then they get a say in how the schools operate. No taxation without representation.

    +1 well-played snark. Anti-vaxxers are exactly the type of people who would take that "no taxation" line they read in a grade school textbook and misapply it to their own imagined plight.

    Of course they have representation at all levels of government, and their property taxes no more give them the right to put other kids at risk than to dictate the Bible as the official history textbook.

  14. Re:Some ideas on Ask Slashdot: What Features Would You Like In a Search Engine? · · Score: 1

    I believe google may have (had?) some undocumented "near"-type feature.

  15. Re:Regular expressions on Ask Slashdot: What Features Would You Like In a Search Engine? · · Score: 1

    This!! For various technical reasons, I don't think a regex-capable, public-facing search engine is feasible right now :(

    But I'd beg, borrow, and bite to get some sort of "regex lite" capabilities (we could start by excluding the stuff that's np-hard, like lookbacks).

  16. Re:Meh, New-Maps. on Google Sunsetting Old Version of Google Maps · · Score: 1

    I, for one, am really glad they're getting rid of the old version that had all those extra features and didn't react to scroll wheel zooming like an enraged chihuahua.
    /sarcasm

  17. Re:600k games is a very limited dataset on A Data-Driven Exploration of the Evolution of Chess · · Score: 1

    The Eli system isn't that old, and in the past players with drastically different levels of skill were more likely to play each other.

    Actually, the Eli System is pretty much all they had in the past. As in, "Hey Eli, match up the all these chess players, will ya?"

    Now Elo, on the other hand... :)

  18. Re:It's been nice knowing y'all on The Last Time Oceans Got This Acidic This Fast, 96% of Marine Life Went Extinct · · Score: 1
  19. Re:Queue the Fart Jokes on America's Methane Mystery: NASA Set To Investigate Hotspot Over the 4 Corners · · Score: 1

    Shit you're right! God damn it, I was so happy to type the word "queue" I forgot it was the wrong word. And it's worse because I have actually cued things in the recording sense. Now I have to deal with the Spelling Nazis and the Smelling Nazis...

  20. Queue the Fart Jokes on America's Methane Mystery: NASA Set To Investigate Hotspot Over the 4 Corners · · Score: 2

    I mean, yes haha, fart fart fart toot toot toot.

    But once we're all done laughing, I think we should take a sober look at the real scientific explanation: the Four Corners is host to a phenomenon known as Intermittent Fulminating Atmospheric Rancidity Tempest - Extended Duration.

  21. Question Frequency on Ask Slashdot: How To Introduce a 7-Year-Old To Programming? · · Score: 1

    I think it's an admirable goal to get your kid interested in computers and coding. But it seems like /. gets this question every week, sometimes multiple times a week. You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting some variant of "How can I teach my [son/daughter/nephew/[2-/3-/4-/5-/6-/7-/10-]year-old/3rd grade class/nation's kindergarteners] how to code?" Can we just sticky this to the sidebar somewhere?

  22. Re:led costs $22????? on Graphene Light Bulbs Coming To Stores Soon · · Score: 1

    And this new graphene LED bulbs will compete HOW?

    I was recently reminded that LEDs are not just good for consumer and business fixture applications.

    At the trainstop by my work, they just replaced all the old lights (constantly broken and dark) with these super bright LED panels. Ceilings in the station are so high that you need a scissor lift to get to the bulbs, it was a big multi-day production to put them in. You can imagine how any improvements in consistency, efficiency, and duty cycle would be very welcome.

  23. Re:Manufactured straw computer controversy on German Auto Firms Face Roadblock In Testing Driverless Car Software · · Score: 1

    Not sure if the "you" in your post was me or the Googles of the world making self-driving cars. If it's me, I'll just point out that I never proposed that handwringing over decisional ethics was the one thing holding SDCs back.

    My point was that questions like the one in TFS are matsurbation. The question ought to be, are we at a point where they're safer (aggregate) than humans, driving in real world conditions? You and I both agree that currently the answer is no. For optics and liability reasons, they'll probably have to be an order of magnitude safer than the average human driver before they gain wide traction. I think that day is closer than you seem to, but that's just fortunetelling.

    I disagree about rushing to a blanket ban, and I don't grok your main complaint about jackasses with half capable systems. Is there a big mod/DIY community out there outfitting their Suburbans with hand-rolled CarLinux or something?

    FWIW I agree the whole "don't worry the driver's gonna be right there to take over at a moments notice" line is absurd. I buy it for these early test runs where the drivers are paid to make sure no one gets flattened by a Google logo, but a real self-driving future actively discourages engagement and driving skill.

  24. Manufactured controversy on German Auto Firms Face Roadblock In Testing Driverless Car Software · · Score: 2

    1) Cars are not technologically at a point where they have omnipresent awareness of the constituents of every vehicle around them and the locations of every pedestrian (add in crowded street-facing cafés, structural members for buildings, and everything else you could possibly think of). Neither, for that matter, are people.

    2) The most brilliant philosophers still disagree over the ethics of choosing who dies when someone's gotta go. See also the Trolley Problem, most other ethical dilemmas, and generally the eternal struggle between various consequentialist and deontological systems of ethics.

    3) This precise scenario is highly contrived and seems (1st approximation) to be vanishingly rare.

    Given the above, maybe the question shouldn't be if a robot can make a perfect (or any) ethical decision. Maybe for now it should just be if the robot can do better than a human at not killing anyone at all in these sorts of situations. Maybe "I did my best to protect my owner from death and just happen to average out safer for everyone" will have to be ok for now.

  25. Re:Security is hard... on Germanwings Plane Crash Was No Accident · · Score: 1

    Turn both cockpit seats into toilets. Call them Craptains Chairs. Problem solved!