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  1. Re:What the fuck is this shit? on Sorority Files Lawsuit After Sacred Secrets Posted On Penny Arcade Forums · · Score: 1

    Frankly, if I was king for a day, I would ban all sororities for campuses.

    They would just move off campus.

  2. Re:Why don't you leave? on What To Say When the Police Tell You To Stop Filming Them · · Score: 1

    Because like most people, I can't afford to just up and move to another city and because the cops never harass me. They only harass people stupid enough to stick a camera in their face or give them lip.

  3. Re:1st: Who Owns the 25% least well-tuned autos? on 25 Percent of Cars Cause 90 Percent of Air Pollution · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Why do I suspect that Republicans in the U.S. would happily use this as yet another excuse to shift another hidden tax onto the poor, while giving another hidden tax break to the rich?

    I bet John Boehner would be more than happy to support a bill that would give big tax breaks to those owning new cars, and big tax penalties to those owning much older cars. All in the name of environmental concerns, of course.

  4. Re:Old pieces of junk on 25 Percent of Cars Cause 90 Percent of Air Pollution · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe if someone paid them a decent living wage, they could afford a newer, more well-maintained car.

    No, no. that's COMMIE talk!

  5. So, target the poor then? on 25 Percent of Cars Cause 90 Percent of Air Pollution · · Score: 1

    Effectively you'll be targeting the poorest people in your country, since they're the ones most likely to own older, less well-maintained cars.

  6. Re:Sororities on Sorority Files Lawsuit After Sacred Secrets Posted On Penny Arcade Forums · · Score: 1

    Only people who haven't had real adversity in their lives

    So, pretty much every college kid in American then?

  7. Won't matter on Voting With Dollars: Politicians and Their Staffers Roll With Uber · · Score: 2

    Politicians are nothing if not hypocritical. They'll vote wherever the campaign donations are biggest, regardless of whether they use Uber or not.

  8. Re:Sororities on Sorority Files Lawsuit After Sacred Secrets Posted On Penny Arcade Forums · · Score: 0

    No, it's called the "Having a place to go to party and meet hot women, hang out with a bunch of buddies who will back me up and help me out" program, as opposed to the cheaper but somewhat less fulfilling "Sit in my dorm room and jack off to Porntube all day" program.

  9. Re:Yeah, you can say it from jail on What To Say When the Police Tell You To Stop Filming Them · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You go be the hero then. I've got a wife and kids who aren't going to accept "Daddy did something heroic" as an excuse when I lose my job and we're living in a van down by the river. Is the ACLU going to pay my mortgage when I have to call into work and explain to them that I can't come in because I'm in jail?

  10. Yeah, you can say it from jail on What To Say When the Police Tell You To Stop Filming Them · · Score: 4, Informative

    Where I'm from if you backtalk a cop, they take you to jail (if you're lucky they don't beat you for "resisting arrest" too). They make up some charges after-the-fact. Or maybe there are no charges and they let you go after 48 hours of sharing a cell with crackheads. Either way, the lesson is "don't backtalk."

  11. VR is a fad on Oculus Rift Launching In Q1 2016 · · Score: -1

    Every generation, VR and 3D-TV/3D-movies become these fads for a while. Everyone is talking about them. They're going to be the future! The tech is coming out! Blah blah. Then the fads pass and everyone forgets about them for another 20 years.

  12. Well, there goes my truck stop pimp game on Self-Driving Big Rigs Become a Reality · · Score: 1

    Hoes, time to look for new work! Gotz to find me some new robot hoes!

  13. Re:A spokesman for Uber said on Uber Forced Out of Kansas · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Keep in mind that these laws don't just effect Uber, they also apply to Lyft or any other consumer-priced competitor to that dirty taxi with the driver who barely speaks English and who tries to screw you on the fare by taking you the long way. You know that taxi, right? It's the one you're stuck with because there's no alternative now.

  14. How did I know this was Quebec? on Canadian Town Outlaws Online Insults To Police and Officials · · Score: 1

    How did I know this was Quebec without even reading the summary?

    I must be psychic!!

  15. Re:Linux fans will always hate Ubuntu now on Ubuntu 15.04 Received Well By Linux Community · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And that's exactly why Linux will never take over the desktop space. Every time a distro is poised to do it, the linux userbase turns on it for one reason or another.

    I actually rooted for Linux early on (no pun intended). But it didn't take long for me to realize that the Linux community was Linux's own worst enemy. MS and Apple are nothing next to the damage done by the Linux's own users every time they get into another fucking childish squabble and produce yet another one of thousands of confusing forks.

    They get off on being outsiders and being different. So anything that threatens to take their precious OS mainstream in any way is seen as a threat. MS and Apple aren't the ones holding it back at this point. It's being held back by its own douchebag user community and a confusing morass of competing distros and desktops.

  16. Linux fans will always hate Ubuntu now on Ubuntu 15.04 Received Well By Linux Community · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It made the mistake of becoming popular (at least by pathetic Linux standards) and DARED to aim at appealing to general users (ick!). And that made it forever uncool for Linux hipsters. Linux users hate any distro that's not obscure and all-but-impossible to use without knowing arcane command line syntax.

  17. The nature of any polygamous religion on Two Gunman Killed Outside "Draw the Prophet" Event In Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of the biggest problems in any polygamous society is getting rid of young men. Every man with 4 wives leaves 3 angry, young, horny men in his wake who got no wives. So Islam came up with the perfect solution, Martyrdom! Just blow yourself up in some mall and get all the virgins you want!

    Dumb motherfuckers.

  18. My distro is better on Debian GNU/Hurd 2015 Released · · Score: 1

    All other distros suck balls.

  19. Re:Revolution begins on Tesla Announces Home Battery System · · Score: 1

    And they were right. It only came back into fashion again recently. But throughout the 80's and 90's, solar and wind energy all but disappeared from the zeitgeist.

  20. Re:Gamechanger on Tesla Announces Home Battery System · · Score: 1

    Either you live in a state that heavily subsidizes solar or you DYI'ed the installation. The lowest quote I have ever gotten was $25,000 (and my house isn't even that big). That included panels, installation, inverter, etc.

  21. Re:Another excuse for you to beat off to Elon Musk on Tesla Announces Home Battery System · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'm not the one drinking the smooth creamy Elon Musk spoogeshakes here. I'm strictly a Bill Gates cum drinker.

  22. Now where will I find a shark, that also grooves? on Grooveshark Shuts Down · · Score: 4, Funny

    Best I can do now is a shark that can slow dance. It's just not the same.

  23. Re:Revolution begins on Tesla Announces Home Battery System · · Score: 0

    Think the U.S. Is heavily behind electric power and this could be the start of an electric revolution.

    I think 20 years from now, we'll look back and remember this as a passing fad.

    Anyone else remember when Carter put solar panels on the White House?

  24. Re:Gamechanger on Tesla Announces Home Battery System · · Score: 1

    What would make solar energy viable would be panels that didn't cost $30,000 to buy and install. Much like Tesla cars, solar panels are still mostly toys for the rich. Real people can't just go out and spend $30,000 on panels that may or may not eventually pay themselves off at some point in the distant future (decades from now, assuming they never need any maintenance and your power company let's you piggyback them onto the grid at no extra charge, which are HELLUVA assumptions).

    Don't get me wrong, I would LOVE to put solar panels on my house and stick it to the man and all. I just don't happen to have $30K laying around.

  25. Another excuse for you to beat off to Elon Musk on Tesla Announces Home Battery System · · Score: -1, Troll

    I used to think the Steve Jobs worship around here was bad. But compared to the slovenly Elon Musk dick slurping that permeates slashdot now, Jobs was nothing.

    So all you Musk worshipers go ahead and whip out your dicks and start furiously masturbating to a picture of this new battery that promises big but will never go mainstream (just like his cars). You know you want to.