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  1. Re:April First????? on Ask Slashdot: Experiences With Free To Air Satellite TV? · · Score: 2

    One good April Fools Day joke = funny
    Thirty lame-as-fuck April Fools Day jokes = annoying

  2. Clash of the Titans on Wal-Mart Sues Visa For $5 Billion For Rigging Card Swipe Fees · · Score: 5, Funny

    When one huge evil corporation attacks on another huge evil corporation for being evil, does it cause a rip in space time?

  3. Re:real answer on Did Facebook Buy Oculus To Counter Google Glass? · · Score: 1

    Now when your friends and family all tell you that you live in your own little world, they can really mean it!

  4. Re:Yeah right... on Mt. Gox Working With Japanese Cops; Creditors Want CEO To Testify In US · · Score: 1

    Starting WWIII is a little different that throwing some asshole in handcuffs on some trumped-up charges.

  5. Re:Yeah right... on Mt. Gox Working With Japanese Cops; Creditors Want CEO To Testify In US · · Score: 1

    Point of Fact: He dared challenge the U.S. Dollar

    A while back, a certain IMF chief tried that. Ask him what happened next.

  6. Re:Here's the key phrase on Hacking Charisma · · Score: 5, Funny

    The old Socratic rift: "Intelligence is realizing that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Wisdom is realizing that neither does anyone else."

  7. Re:Here's the key phrase on Hacking Charisma · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ever wondered how that speaker managed to con a bunch of supposedly savvy and high-powered executives to get the gig?

    Speakers like that prey on clueless managers that have nothing tangible to contribute to what the company is actually doing, but want to LOOK like they're providing valuable leadership in exchange for their overinflated salaries. It's a symbiotic relationship of bullshit. The speaker pretends they're offering valuable advice, and the manager(s) pretend that their brilliant idea of bringing the speaker in is going to somehow help the company. Meanwhile the real brains behind the company lose a day of productivity listening to a bunch of useless, vacuous crap.

  8. "What?" yelled Occulus founders on Minecraft Creator Halts Plans For Oculus Version Following Facebook Acquisition · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We can't hear you through all of the cash."

  9. Re:Infighting: Linux's biggest weakness on Canonical's Troubles With the Free Software Community · · Score: 0

    That's why I still laugh every time I hear someone predicting "This is Linux's year!" For that to even have a chance of coming true, there would first have to *BE* a "Linux OS." If you put 10 random Linux fans in a room with a ticking time-bomb set for an hour, they would spend 1 minute agreeing that something needed to be done, and the next 59 minutes arguing over 200 proposed competing solutions.

  10. Re:Wouldn't it be smarter... on How 3D Printer Maker Aleph Objects Pushes the Open Source Envelope · · Score: 1

    Well, in that case, the OP had a valid criticism. They're pretty stupid to not be filing for patents (since they're rolling in the phat cash and all). When someone else grabs all the patents up and hits them with a lawsuit tsunami, I doubt there will be many lulz to be had. Prior art is a piss-poor defense against a real patent onslaught (just ask Samsung).

  11. Re:Wouldn't it be smarter... on How 3D Printer Maker Aleph Objects Pushes the Open Source Envelope · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Patenting costs real money. This "company" sounds like a bunch of idealistic kids working out of a basement somewhere. I seriously doubt a company that names their product "Lulzbot"has the money to pay staff salaries, much less hire a patent attorney.

  12. Re:Sure on White House To Propose Ending NSA Phone Records Collection · · Score: 1

    At this point, the NSA and CIA are so strong and so corrupt that the only way to ever clean them up would be to essentially gut them both completely, ban most of their leadership from government service, and basically start over.

  13. And he's bringing Steve-O with him! on Adam Carolla Joins Fight Against Podcast Patent Troll · · Score: 2, Funny

    Watch out patent trolls, your tables WILL be smashed!!

  14. Re:Don't blame others for user error. on Is the Tesla Model S Pedal Placement A Safety Hazard? · · Score: 1

    Warm apple juice with cinnamon. As opposed to plain old cold, non-cinnamon apple juice, I suppose.

  15. Re:Sure on White House To Propose Ending NSA Phone Records Collection · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And considering the long and illustrious history of the NSA flat out LYING to the American people, Congress, and even the President himself; I wouldn't trust them to actually implement any change even if Congress passed 100 laws mandating it and the President made a pinkie promise that they were going to follow them.

    Shit, I wouldn't trust them if they told me if was daytime outside and my watch read 1 p.m.

  16. Re:Don't blame others for user error. on Is the Tesla Model S Pedal Placement A Safety Hazard? · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's holding it wrong.

  17. Re:I can barely make ends meet on Back To the Moon — In Four Years · · Score: 1

    No, the USSR never sent a human to the moon (unless they did it secretly and didn't tell anyone).

  18. Re:What does this even mean? on Apple Reportedly In Talks With Comcast For Separate Apple Streaming Path · · Score: 1

    They can couch it in whatever BS they like. But in practical terms, this will mean that AppleTV and ITunes will enjoy higher quality streaming over Comcast than competitors like Roku and Amazon Video.

  19. Re:Rent-seeking? on Apple Reportedly In Talks With Comcast For Separate Apple Streaming Path · · Score: 1

    Normally they just tell service providers they should be privileged to have Apple products on their network

    Rumor has it that they're asking Comcast for a cut of the money for each subscriber, for the privilege of being allowed on an Apple product. So, it seems that mentality is still present (though it's still unclear if Comcast, with all their new power, is going to play along).

  20. Re:Rent-seeking? on Apple Reportedly In Talks With Comcast For Separate Apple Streaming Path · · Score: 0

    Why is this modded down? It's entirely fair to point out that both of these companies have a long and well-established history of walled gardens and heavy-handiness. Just because so many fanboys have a love-on for Apple on slashdot (and hate-on for MS) doesn't make Apple any less evil in their business dealings. And if there are any fans of Comcast out there in the universe, they must be about as rare as Yetis.

  21. Re:S C U M B A G S on Apple Reportedly In Talks With Comcast For Separate Apple Streaming Path · · Score: 1

    Pretty soon, Comcast == internet. Sad.

  22. Re:Smelling more fishy every day. on MtGox Finds 200,000 Bitcoins In Old Wallet · · Score: 2

    Batley Townswomans Guild presents The Fall of MtGox....

  23. Re:Smelling more fishy every day. on MtGox Finds 200,000 Bitcoins In Old Wallet · · Score: 1

    I just hope I find Patrick Duffy in my shower.

  24. Re:I can barely make ends meet on Back To the Moon — In Four Years · · Score: 0

    Your problems with medical bills could be solved if you lived in a country with socialized medicine.

    Well, that would be great. But then, no country with socialized medicine has ever sent a human to the moon before. So it's kind of an "either-or" situation.

  25. Re:I can barely make ends meet on Back To the Moon — In Four Years · · Score: 1

    A trip to the moon costs about $150 million dollars

    Considering that a typical space shuttle launch to LEO ran about $600-$700 million, I would *SERIOUSLY* question those figures.