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  1. Re:Not at the border on Software Engineer Detained At JFK, Given Test To Prove He's An Engineer (mashable.com) · · Score: 1

    Getting Visa is no brainer.

  2. Re:Not in the summary: on Software Engineer Detained At JFK, Given Test To Prove He's An Engineer (mashable.com) · · Score: 3

    This.

    The 911 airplanes were hijacked by, among others, ______. (hint: pilots)

  3. After all, we're the land of the free...

    YOU are.

    HE isn't.

  4. Re:In What Language? on Software Engineer Detained At JFK, Given Test To Prove He's An Engineer (mashable.com) · · Score: 2

    An abstract class is offered at an art school.

    I gotta think of everything.

  5. Re:In What Language? on Software Engineer Detained At JFK, Given Test To Prove He's An Engineer (mashable.com) · · Score: 1

    {B = "4"} {"may the with you" = B}

  6. Re:Interesting story on Software Engineer Detained At JFK, Given Test To Prove He's An Engineer (mashable.com) · · Score: 1

    They didn't say, "programmer." They said, "engineer."

  7. Fuck, ship me tp Qatar ... on Software Engineer Detained At JFK, Given Test To Prove He's An Engineer (mashable.com) · · Score: 1

    ...

    "Write a function to check if a Binary Search Tree is balanced," and "What is an abstract class, and why do you need it."

    I got nothin'.

  8. Re:The only way this is going to stop on Anthem's Historic Data Breach: What We Still Don't Know 2 Years Later (axios.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, privacy is like pulling teeth.

  9. Re:I could not agree more on Programmers Are Confessing Their Coding Sins To Protest a Broken Job Interview Process (theoutline.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mod +1, Insightful

  10. ... I was interviewing a lady for a clerk job at Mobil Oil, where she'd be doing data entry.

    I was looking for:

    1.) Dedication to accuracy and detail
    2.) Willingness to work overtime
    3.) Ability to get along with others

    She was a single mom who was hungry to work; liked people; her children were almost grown, so she had the time.

    SHE FLUNKED THE GODDAM TYPEWRITER TEST!

    Typewriter? I told HR I didn't have a goddam typewriter -- test her keyboard skills.

    Nope.

    That was in the mid-Dilbert years at Corporation.

  11. So 9 billion robots ... on Supersmart Robots Will Outnumber Humans Within 30 Years, Says SoftBank CEO (fortune.com) · · Score: 0

    ... by then.

    I doubt that.

    Also, recall CaptainDork's famous corollary: "For every smart mother fucker out there with a computer, there's smarter mother fucker out there with a computer."

    No entity is smarter than its creator.

    God told me that.

    I'd show you, but he used Snapchat with 20s TTL.

  12. Re:two solutions. on Ask Slashdot: How Are You Responding To Cloudbleed? (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    And they should call somebody.

    Ghost Busters?

  13. Re:"Police found Purinton 80 miles away at Applebe on Garmin Engineer Shot And Killed By Man Yelling 'Get Out Of My Country!' (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Quantum leap much?

    "Americans have the right to bear arms, but not the right to use them" ~ © 2017 CaptainDork

    The right to bear arms is revoked for felons, the insane, and the tenants of some state-sponsored housing.

    Additionally, the legality of a firearm discharge is determined by due process.

  14. Re:Not really a success for the AI on Machine-Learning AI Now Beats Humans At Super Smash Bros. Melee (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    In other words:

    Agree.

    I'm old, OK?

    I remember when "AI" was defined as, "indistinguishable from human."

    " ... Turing (1950) [wikipedia.org] addressed the problem of artificial intelligence, and proposed an experiment that became known as the Turing test, an attempt to define a standard for a machine to be called "intelligent". The idea was that a computer could be said to "think" if a human interrogator could not tell it apart, through conversation, from a human being."

    Now, the definition of AI has been hijacked because the computing industry knows full well it cannot manufacture a goddam computer that will commit suicide if Facebook is down.

    AI is a vacuous buzzword that sells.

    War Games, anyone?

  15. Re:"Police found Purinton 80 miles away at Applebe on Garmin Engineer Shot And Killed By Man Yelling 'Get Out Of My Country!' (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile in New Orleans:

    Police Chief Michael Harrison says one person in custody and that he is being investigated for driving while intoxicated.

  16. Re:Should have listened on Garmin Engineer Shot And Killed By Man Yelling 'Get Out Of My Country!' (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Correct, and Jesus was not white.

    Sorry, poor undereducated batshit crazy white American Evangelical Christians.

    And he wasn't born in December.

    And you can save 15% or more on car insurance.

  17. Re:Bet he's glad he invented the internet! on Al Gore Sells $29.5 Million In Apple Stock (appleinsider.com) · · Score: 1

    I get this all the time.

    When I do, I hit mother fuckers like you with eight links from other fact-checking sites that support the same position as snopes.

    So fuck you.

  18. Re:Not really a success for the AI on Machine-Learning AI Now Beats Humans At Super Smash Bros. Melee (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Agree.

    I'm old, OK?

    I remember when "AI" was defined as, "indistinguishable from human."

    " ... Turing (1950) addressed the problem of artificial intelligence, and proposed an experiment that became known as the Turing test, an attempt to define a standard for a machine to be called "intelligent". The idea was that a computer could be said to "think" if a human interrogator could not tell it apart, through conversation, from a human being."

    Now, the definition of AI has been hijacked because the computing industry knows full well it cannot manufacture a goddam computer that will commit suicide if Facebook is down.

    AI is a vacuous buzzword that sells.

    War Games, anyone?

  19. Re:Changed my password on TPB to be safe on Ask Slashdot: How Are You Responding To Cloudbleed? (reuters.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... midget unicorn porn ...

    So, no link?

    We discussed this before, you selfish clod.

  20. Re:two solutions. on Ask Slashdot: How Are You Responding To Cloudbleed? (reuters.com) · · Score: 2

    .2 is bullshit.

    How many people use Cloudflare and don't even know it?

    And, by your logic, people should build their own OS from scratch, complete with ring zero hardened security and no telemetry that calls mommy ...

  21. Why this won't work ... on Seven Film Studios Want 41 Web Sites Blocked By Australian ISPs (computerworld.com.au) · · Score: 1

    ... the maths:

    Seven Film Studios Want 41 Web Sites Blocked By Australian ISPs [about 20 ]

    Know what's smarter than seven film studios and about 20 major ISPs?

    20,268,164 Australians with a goddam computer.

  22. All of this is bullshit.

    I taught myself how to code because, goddamit, I was interested in it, and I had a natural aptitude.

    And, you're right ...

    Once I went that direction, I lived and breathed it and paid my dues in mental frustration that comes with learning anything well enough to be a fucking top dog.

    Meanwhile, one of my (6) brothers learned to play the guitar, write music, sing like Gordon Lightfoot, Jim Croce and Jimmy Buffet, etc. and is a semi-pro.

    He can't navigate Microsoft Word and I can't carry a tune in a paper bag.

    This coding shit is the "you gotta be an engineer" equivalent of the mid 60s.

  23. Re:installed by a contract third-party IT speciali on Security Lapse Exposed New York Airport's Critical Servers For a Year (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    "Good IT is expensive, bad IT is costly".

    I like it.

  24. Re: Do we need more evidence... on Social Media Are Driving Americans Insane (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Immigrants, LGBTQ, Obamacare recipients, foreign travelers, reporters and other world leaders don't live in echo chambers.

    You do.

  25. Re: Do we need more evidence... on Social Media Are Driving Americans Insane (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    "Bottom 25" sounds like "Bottom Feeders."

    The needle's all the way to the right into to lala land.

    Republican town halls are now security risks, and desperate California farmers, who took to heart: "California does not have a drought," are worried they're losing migrant workers.

    The press is the enemy of the state now.

    I peek at the the orange guy with a tater on his dick, but I, too, avoid the stress and go fishing.