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  1. Re:There is a legitimate dispute on US Scientists Scramble To Protect Research On Climate Change (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Know what's more complicated than science?

    Bullshit.

  2. Re:There is a legitimate dispute on US Scientists Scramble To Protect Research On Climate Change (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    You're right.

    It's not my fault that you're insulted.

  3. "Slavery" sure as goddam hell would be accurate.

    What
    The
    Simple
    Fuck?

  4. Is there a special be-dumb additive in the water?

    No.

    It's much easier to explain than an off-the-wall guess like that.

    The fossil fuel industry is in its death throes and putting up a fight.

    Your first clue would be Trump's proposed nomination for Secretary of State, ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson.

    The second would be his choice for Energy Secretary, former governor of Texas Rick Perry.

    Third up: Head of EPA, Scott Pruitt.

    So ... it's not the water.

    It's the money.

  5. Actually, it sounds like they can't.

  6. Re:hey, how about you don't do that on The FBI Is Arresting People Who Rent DDoS Botnets (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    Shoot 'em all, eh?

  7. Re:There is a legitimate dispute on US Scientists Scramble To Protect Research On Climate Change (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm 71 years old.

    I helped write the fucking book.

  8. Yahoo! consumers know, right?

  9. Re:hey, how about you don't do that on The FBI Is Arresting People Who Rent DDoS Botnets (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Thanks.

    I get it.

    Now go wash your feet.

  10. Re:There is a legitimate dispute on US Scientists Scramble To Protect Research On Climate Change (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    That was politics.

    Really?

    Galileo was ordered to turn himself in to the Holy Office to begin trial for holding the belief that the Earth revolves around the Sun, which was deemed heretical by the Catholic Church.

  11. Re:Bullshit ... on Why Apple Just Invested in Wind Turbines In China (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    And you probably can't read.

    Because you can.

  12. Re:hey, how about you don't do that on The FBI Is Arresting People Who Rent DDoS Botnets (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 2

    Fuck valid defense.

    I was 26, 45 years ago.

    I'm an expert at doing stupid shit.

    I just never got caught.

    He'll grow up.

  13. I know you are, but what am I?

  14. TRhis is a survey, so ... on Ubuntu Survey Discovers 'Consumers Are Terrible' About Updating Their IoT Devices (ubuntu.com) · · Score: 0

    ... it's all good.

    We know from the 2016 election cycle that polls suck tater toes.

  15. Of those polled, nearly two thirds felt that it was not their responsibility to keep firmware updated. 22% believed it was the job of software developers, while 18% consider it to be the responsibility of device manufacturers.

    I agree.

    Consumers want to be out of the process.

    If I was a manufacturer, I'd be jumping all over this with the tag line:

    "Maintenance-free."

  16. Re:Actual Charges on The FBI Is Arresting People Who Rent DDoS Botnets (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    So no guns (legally) for this dude.

  17. Re:hey, how about you don't do that on The FBI Is Arresting People Who Rent DDoS Botnets (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 2

    Those don't matter as much as the long term effects for a young CS graduate.

  18. Re:That sounds good to me on Dropbox Kills Public Folders, Users Rebel (ndtv.com) · · Score: 1

    I asked her to read this.

    It doesn't end well.

  19. Re:Meal breaks on Apple Loses In Court, Owes $2 Million For Not Giving Workers Meal Breaks (cnn.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    So Trump has a tater on his dick.

    Now I get the tiny hands humour.

  20. ... indentured ...

    I don't have my dentures in.

  21. Re:There is a legitimate dispute on US Scientists Scramble To Protect Research On Climate Change (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    That's not science. That's called a religion.

    Galileo vs. the Pope

  22. Re:Ha! on US Scientists Scramble To Protect Research On Climate Change (cnn.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really?

    In a section titled “Patterns of Immigration,” a speech bubble pointing to a U.S. map read: “The Atlantic Slave Trade between the 1500s and 1800s brought millions of workers from Africa to the southern United States to work on agricultural plantations.

    "This is erasure,” Dean-Burren said in an interview with The Washington Post. “This is revisionist history — retelling the story however the winners would like it told.”

    In calling slaves “workers” and their move to the United States “immigration,” she noted in viral Facebook posts Wednesday and Thursday, the textbook suggests not only that her African American ancestors arrived on the continent willingly, but also that they were compensated for their labor.

    If you lived in Texas, which I do, you'd be aware of the right wing Evangelical Christian batshit crazy supremacist white trash bitches like former governor Rick Perry.

  23. Re:Confucious say on China Says It Will Return the Underwater Drone It Seized From the US (thehill.com) · · Score: 1

    China's baby has a name ... "USA."

  24. Re:What about the ones we have now? on The UN Will Consider Banning Killer Robots (hrw.org) · · Score: 1

    "Smart bomb" doesn't refer to the IQ of a human, right?

  25. Re:What about the ones we have now? on The UN Will Consider Banning Killer Robots (hrw.org) · · Score: 1

    The UN Will Consider Banning Killer Tweets