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  1. Woz already waxed ... on Woz To Be Immortalized In Wax · · Score: 1

    ... blew up like a balloon.

  2. Shake a desk drawer ... on Ask Slashdot: Dealing With Service Providers When You're an IT Pro? · · Score: 1

    ... people have walked in on me doing this with vendors:

    Them: OK, now pry the back off and unseat the doohickey and re-tighten all screws.

    Me: [Shake desk drawer] OK, done.

    Them: What are the new indications?

    Me: [On speakerphone getting work done] Same thing.

    Them: [Eventually] Looks like the thing you told us about half an hour ago is defective. We will send you a new one.

    Me: You're a genius.

  3. Re:Jane, you ignorant slut ... on Report: Russia and China Crack Encrypted Snowden Files · · Score: 1

    Apparently security training at the NSA is pretty poor.

    Apparently, in light of recent news, you're righter than you are.

  4. Re:Not relevant? on How Facebook Is Eating the $140 Billion Hardware Market · · Score: 2

    I don't disagree entirely.

    Clouds are a huge attack surface populated by some impressive names.

    Hell, the feds can't keep their doors shut.

    I do the best I can with my law firm in-house and I use best of breed off the shelf protection.

    That's my risk assessment.

    I don't sell widgets and it's already in the news that Bubba got in a car wreck and stuff.

  5. Re:Summary plz on How Facebook Is Eating the $140 Billion Hardware Market · · Score: 2, Funny

    Monitored by drones.

  6. Yeah, right ... on Report: Russia and China Crack Encrypted Snowden Files · · Score: 1

    ... there was no OPM breach.

    The US feds came up with a nice piece of fiction and now the British bastards are doing a spin-off.

    It was China. No, Russia. No, it was OPM. No, Snowden.

  7. Jane, you ignorant slut ... on Report: Russia and China Crack Encrypted Snowden Files · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... you're assuming Snowden had access to more than "need to know," and that he was far down the chain of command and somewhat removed from the atmosphere of responsibility and duty.

    That doesn't sound plausible.

    Oh, wait.

    Manning, Pfc.

    Walks in with a Lady Gaga disk and walks out with the goods.

    nm

  8. They need to stop abortions ... on As Drought Worsens, California Orders Record Water Cuts · · Score: 1

    ... according to California Assemblywoman Shannon Grove (R).

    “Texas was in a long period of drought until Governor Perry signed the fetal pain bill,” she told the audience. “It rained that night. Now God has his hold on California.”

  9. Goddamit! Her and the ... on As Drought Worsens, California Orders Record Water Cuts · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  10. Re:Bullshit ... on SF86 Data Captured In OPM Hack · · Score: 1

    Your observations are correct, but too narrow, I think.

    When we discovered how to preserve fire millions of years ago (experts disagree about the date) we surely burned our encampments and the woods around us until we realized that, while very much desirable, fire was the devil's only friend.

    The Internet is so damn useful that the planet grabbed it and ran with it.

    The whole goddam Internet is at broken, security-wise, and it's because of early adoption with no vision for the future.

    Like fire, we have to revisit and revise until we get it under control.

    We have never been 100% successful with fire ...

  11. Re:Hideous? on France Claims Right To Censor Search Results Globally · · Score: 1

    I think that's a "people" problem.

    Anybody who does research needs to do so thoroughly.

    Back when I was a kid, George Washington had wooden teeth and chopped down a cheery tree. Later, he was a slave owner.

    Things change.

    Google can help tell the whole story, from initial falsehood to corrected version (or reverse).

    The fact that someone WAS wrongly accused is an important part of the story you cite.

  12. Re:Bullshit ... on SF86 Data Captured In OPM Hack · · Score: 1

    My momma used to say that up in Northeast Texas where we have a lot of both.

  13. Re:Bullshit ... on SF86 Data Captured In OPM Hack · · Score: 2

    Your logic is no more flawed than the crazy thinking of people in charge of the nation's security and can't get it right.

    I'll bet you a hundred dollars to a whole in a doughnut that one or both of the following are true:

    1.) The nation's computer systems are unpatched

    2.) Government employees got phished by email or web link.

    What say you?

  14. Bullshit ... on SF86 Data Captured In OPM Hack · · Score: 2

    ... you're placing this at the feet of Republicans and Democrats when you don't know bullshit from wild honey.

    OPM is not a fucking Super PAC.

    It's the government. It's federal employees, managers, administrators, people who, by and large, are not subjected to turnover.

    You're not going to solve this with the goddam vote.

    Go home.

  15. Re:Spending more than you earn on WA Gov. Sides With Microsoft: Philanthropy-Funded K-12 CS Education Now the Law · · Score: 1

    Boom!

    Prof Heidi Johansen-Berg, a UK expert in neuroscience at the University of Oxford, said the brain was too complex an organ to be able to make broad generalisations.

  16. Re:Male-ness is a Secondary Characteristic on WA Gov. Sides With Microsoft: Philanthropy-Funded K-12 CS Education Now the Law · · Score: 1

    I don't know why this is modded down to 0 (at this writing). It's on point.

  17. Re:Like water on Australian ISPs Will Be Forced To Block (Some) Pirate Websites · · Score: 1

    This.

    Governments and ISPs don't have anything that that users don't have. It's a level playing field except for one important set of parameters:

    There are a shitload more people NOT associated with government or ISP, giving those people much higher odds of containing a subset of people MUCH more clever than governments and ISPs.

    We all have the same computing hardware and software, and social media provides a push-down path for those of us who are not as gifted to benefit from those who are, even if it means we have cottage industries crop up.

  18. It's a win-win ... on WA Gov. Sides With Microsoft: Philanthropy-Funded K-12 CS Education Now the Law · · Score: 1

    ... Big Business gets to sell stuff, girls get opportunities, schools avoid the stigma of discrimination and get some funding, Big Business says, "This proves how badly we nee H!-B visas in the meantime," ....

  19. Re:Spending more than you earn on WA Gov. Sides With Microsoft: Philanthropy-Funded K-12 CS Education Now the Law · · Score: 2

    ... this is a KNOWN AND ACCEPTED FACT ...

    I don't know it and I don't accept it.

    Citation, please.

  20. Re:it should be re-evaluated entirely. on WA Gov. Sides With Microsoft: Philanthropy-Funded K-12 CS Education Now the Law · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This.

    It's like sending every kid to piano lessons. Some kids will excel at piano. A damn few. The others will suck and fight the waste of time.

  21. Re:Male-ness is a Secondary Characteristic on WA Gov. Sides With Microsoft: Philanthropy-Funded K-12 CS Education Now the Law · · Score: 1

    That's fine as long as the "Men and women tend to be different" for non-discriminatory differences.

  22. Re:I don't see this working on WA Gov. Sides With Microsoft: Philanthropy-Funded K-12 CS Education Now the Law · · Score: 1

    If you don't know what you're talking about, then goddamit don't post.

  23. Is up mods a goal?

  24. Re: Absence?! on How Ready Is IPv6 To Succeed IPv4? · · Score: 1

    I'm a photographer. I have saved my face thousands of times.

    Thanks for playing and we have some swell parting gifts for you.

  25. Poor implementation on your part.

    The other end offers much a more sustained volume of hot air.

    So, fail.