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  1. I installed it ... on Sniffing and Tracking Wearable Tech and Smartphones · · Score: 1

    ... and it does nothing.

  2. Re:This isn't a question on Ireland Votes Yes To Same-Sex Marriage · · Score: 1

    This.

    I have debated same-sex marriage for years and my opponent ALWAYS always, when backed into a logical corner, appeals to a religious document.

    Always.

    Then I nail them because religious documents do not lend themselves to logic.

  3. Re:Two Words: on Hacker Warns Starbucks of Security Flaw, Gets Accused of Fraud · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed the movie, "100 Defamations."

  4. Re:My email to press@starbucks.com on Hacker Warns Starbucks of Security Flaw, Gets Accused of Fraud · · Score: 2

    The Dilbert® effect.

    One time at band camp ...

    No, wait.

    One time at my review, the manager said, "The users love you, but your methods don't conform to corporate standards."

  5. This, precisely this.

    The solution is a class action suit against the company on behalf of the customers.

  6. It wakes up the ... on What Was the Effect of Rand Paul's 10-Hour "Filibuster"? · · Score: 3

    ... public.

  7. This brilliant because ... on US Proposes Tighter Export Rules For Computer Security Tools · · Score: 1

    ... it will discourage hackers from just breaking in and getting the stuff.

  8. Re:Complaints on FBI: Social Media, Virtual Currency Fraud Becoming a Huge Problem · · Score: 1

    Gold theft was very common way before the FBI was around.

  9. Re:Complaints on FBI: Social Media, Virtual Currency Fraud Becoming a Huge Problem · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well what ever and stuff because you would have had no idea that social media leaks and Bitcoin theft have been on the rise because, fuck, Bitcoin didn't even exist that long ago and stuff but the FBI has done a lot of forensics, probably via spectrometric analysis of finger prints and DNA and stuff to give you this information that you would have never in your wildest dreams have ever thought possible and stuff.

  10. It's not just any rock ... on Oldest Stone Tools Predate Previous Record Holder By 700,000 Years · · Score: 1

    ... it's a sex rock.

    It's a fucking rock.

  11. Really? on The Reason For Java's Staying Power: It's Easy To Read · · Score: 1

    Most of the cost of maintaining any body of code over time is in maintenance ...

  12. The disks usually don't ... on Linux 4.0 Has a File-System Corruption Problem, RAID Users Warned · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ... need to be debugged, so using Raid® is probably the cause of this.

  13. Re:TFS couldn't ... on AP Computer Science Education Scalability: Advantage, Rupert Murdoch? · · Score: 1

    Thank you.

  14. Re:I dont get why... on Tweets To Appear In Google Search Results · · Score: 1

    Very good observation and question.

    I'm pretty sure it's all in the revenue stream.

    You and I know that the Internet belongs to the advertisers.

    Those bolt-on sites you mention are covered in advertising goo.

  15. TFS couldn't ... on AP Computer Science Education Scalability: Advantage, Rupert Murdoch? · · Score: 0

    ... tell me what AP was?

  16. I tested my browsers ... on 'Logjam' Vulnerability Threatens Encrypted Connections · · Score: 1

    ... and here's the breakdown:

    IE and Safari test OK.

    Firefox, Chrome, and Opera fail the test.

    --

    That's on my HP desktop at home.

  17. What's the takeaway? on Stock Market Valuation Exceeds Its Components' Actual Value · · Score: 1

    "The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters."

    ~ Calvin Coolidge

  18. I guess their point is ... on Microsoft Study Finds Technology Hurting Attention Spans · · Score: 1

    ... they want us to pay more attention to them.

  19. You're in if you ... on Baton Bob Receives $20,000 Settlement For Coerced Facebook Post · · Score: 1

    ... use your smartphone to video cops like these.

  20. I call bullshit ... on Kim Dotcom Calls Hillary Clinton an "Adversary" of Internet Freedom · · Score: 1

    ... because Assange never did a goddam thing about leaking shit.

    He was the spokesperson for Wikileaks.

  21. What could possibly ... on Report: Google To Add 'Buy' Buttons To Mobile Search Results · · Score: 2

    ... go wrong? From TFS:

    ... so users only need to input their credit card details once.

  22. Re:Fairly simple on Ask Slashdot: What's On Your Keychain? · · Score: 1

    I went to the courthouse a while back and the guards there asked me to empty my pockets into a bucket and walk through a metal detector.

    On the other side, this bone head wanna be peanut cop picked up my pocket knife and asked, "What's this?"

    I just stared at him and kept staring.

    He handed me all my stuff back after he read my mind, which was saying, "You don't know what that is?"

  23. I'm not going to jail and here's on you:

    Show me where that's illegal.

  24. Re:Fairly simple on Ask Slashdot: What's On Your Keychain? · · Score: 1

    You are not allowed to lug a pocket knife around on a key chain.

    You could put someone's eye out.

    We regret any inconvenience you may have caused us.

  25. Re:Scary side of US on Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Gets Death Penalty In Boston Marathon Bombing · · Score: 1

    I live in the USA and I never laughed about the death penalty.