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  1. Re:Why? on "Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too · · Score: 2

    The reason only a few countries have ever tried to wage war on American soil is because we have very few people of your mentality and stuff.

  2. Re:The way I heard it --- on "Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too · · Score: 1

    Didn't AlleGory do the Inconvenient Truth gig?

    [I got a million of 'em]

  3. Re:The way I heard it --- on "Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too · · Score: 1

    I take Clariton® when my allegories act up.

  4. Re: America! on "Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too · · Score: 0

    I'm glad you opened that can of worms. Hollywood and TV studios ain't got no talented writers anymore.

    Annie is one example and, yeah, Hawaii 5-0 on steroids.

    Next, I guess we'll see, It's A Wonderful Life Transformer Terminator.

  5. Re:America! on "Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too · · Score: 2

    I don't give a rat's ass about the fucking movie OR Sony. I'm not about to give those assholes a goddam dime and reward their bad business practices.

    Security will continue to be a bad joke until firms like Sony get busted in the monetary balls by way of lawsuits because their IT department wouldn't make a decent wart on a sysadmin's butt.

  6. Re:Other Chinese Companies are Worse on Investigation: Apple Failing To Protect Chinese Factory Workers · · Score: 1

    Apple didn't promise to make those industries behave.

  7. Re:And whose fault is this? on Investigation: Apple Failing To Protect Chinese Factory Workers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I started to write this and then I canceled because you're a troll and then I got pissed and started/canceled again, but anyway, fuck you and stuff.

  8. Re:the Band on Extracting Data From the Microsoft Band · · Score: 1

    I was hoping it had a drum set.

  9. Oxymoron: on Extracting Data From the Microsoft Band · · Score: 1

    Sole control of Internet-connected devices ... especially servers.

  10. Re:fire them on Hackers Compromise ICANN, Access Zone File Data System · · Score: 1

    Mod +1 if I could.

  11. Re:fire them on Hackers Compromise ICANN, Access Zone File Data System · · Score: 1

    I didn't say, PAID on ... I said WORK on ...

    My coworkers and bosses work hard to maintain or increase the revenue stream.

    I'm always asking for money and those people have to swim a little harder to make up the difference.

  12. I'll wait for SP1 ... on RFID-Blocking Blazer and Jeans Could Stop Wireless Identity Theft · · Score: 1

    ... I'm not an early adopter.

  13. Re:fire them on Hackers Compromise ICANN, Access Zone File Data System · · Score: 1

    When I was a young lad and Moby Dick was a minnow, my dad took me squirrel hunting up in the piney woods of Southeast Texas.

    When I shot a squirrel with my .410 shotgun, invariably the rodent would fall into a creek or nasty bog.

    Upon picking it up, the wet squirrel smelled and felt like a musty old mop.

    It wasn't a matter of pain. It was the disgusting smell and texture.

  14. Re:fire them on Hackers Compromise ICANN, Access Zone File Data System · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any IT shop that ain't got the sense god gave a pissant to identify a phishing attack programmatically and shield employees who work on the INCOME side of the ledger, as opposed to IT, which is on the EXPENSE side, needs to be hit over the head with a wet squirrel and stuff.

  15. The prime mover will be ... on Brain Stimulation For Entertainment? · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... the porn industry.

  16. Re:The Pirate Bay on The Pirate Bay Responds To Raid · · Score: 2

    It's theft and you are rationalizing by saying it's something you wouldn't buy anyway. That is not an excuse that will hold up in court.

  17. Re:The Pirate Bay on The Pirate Bay Responds To Raid · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

    The owner is out some money. Copyright protection is a special case of theft protection.

  18. Wait, what? on The Pirate Bay Responds To Raid · · Score: 1

    ... "downloading copyrighted material is bad" ...

    ... because they forbid all sorts of legitimate activities. ...

  19. Re:The Pirate Bay on The Pirate Bay Responds To Raid · · Score: 1

    Oh, OK.

    Let's just call it, "Getting something without paying for it."

  20. Re:The Pirate Bay on The Pirate Bay Responds To Raid · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is change the laws.

    Until then ... it's stealing.

  21. Re:The Pirate Bay on The Pirate Bay Responds To Raid · · Score: -1, Troll

    Technically, it's theft ...

    Did you not go? Did you not enjoy?

  22. Shit, meet fan ... on The Pirate Bay Responds To Raid · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    "About 30-50 people from all over the world pitch their ideas against each other and whatever comes out of that is what will be the fate of TPB.”

  23. Re:This is a good business model ... on Eric Schmidt: To Avoid NSA Spying, Keep Your Data In Google's Services · · Score: 1

    I am anonymous on Facebook. I enjoy the benefits of having a forum, venue, and a way to keep in touch with family and friends and fellow IT enthusiasts.

    I think it's a serious mistake for anyone to use their real name on Facebook.

    Facebook thinks I am using my real name.

    I am not.

  24. This is a good business model ... on Eric Schmidt: To Avoid NSA Spying, Keep Your Data In Google's Services · · Score: 1

    ... encrypted phones that self-destruct in the wrong hands, near realtime incremental cloud backups to anonymous sites, anonymous Facebooking, etc.

    There's a new market for privacy on the Internet.

  25. Re:HAHA! on Spanish Media Group Wants Gov't Help To Keep Google News In Spain · · Score: 1

    I truly didn't now Google has a news site.