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  1. See?

    Discount a lot of the expense as "entertainment."

  2. To strengthen your argument, see Manning, Snowden and Winner.

    Then reconcile those narratives with NSA's trying not to shit in their pants.

  3. Re:The math from TFS ... on Hackers Stole 600 Gallons of Gas From Detroit Gas Station, Report Says (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    And the rest went to the bed?

  4. Re:CaptainDork = fake name massive human fail on India's ISRO Conducts First Escape Test For Nation's Manned Mission To Space (hindustantimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Interesting rage you got going there.

    As a psychiatrist, I studied this in premed.

    It's called, "projecting."

    You are posting as Anonymous Coward, which is the highest form of FAKE NAME.

    Your obsession with screen names detracts from the body of work presented by the FAKE NAME.

    I want you to think about registering here at /. so you can enjoy the benefits of self esteem that would make you feel all better and stuff.

    That'll be 5 cents, please.

  5. Xanax, when taken as directed, is a safe and effective palindrome.

  6. You did.

  7. The math from TFS ... on Hackers Stole 600 Gallons of Gas From Detroit Gas Station, Report Says (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 2

    ... because I didn't read TFA:

    Given:

    - $1,800 USD
    - ~ 10 cars
    - 600 gallons

    Then:

    $1800/10 car = $180/car

    $1,800/600 gallons = $3/gallon

    600 gallons/10 cars = 60 gallons/car????

  8. *dindu

  9. Re:Where then ... on UK Politicians Push For FOSTA SESTA-Style Sex Censorship (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    I suspect there's a long standing history of systemic bullshit from your place, as well.

  10. Don't call me a cigarette.

  11. And you're a DIY robot manufacturer?

  12. I agree.

    Robots require a shit load of humans to: (the short list):

    - Extract raw material
    - Refine that
    - Ship to plants
    - Fabricate intricate parts
    - Come up with "how to"
    - R&D
    - Build fabrication facilities
    - Market final products
    - Install and maintain
    - Apologize via Twitter for fuckups

  13. I'm just being nice.

    No one posts on /. to be ignored. ~ CaptainDork

  14. I'm aware, and your point is taken.

    However, it takes two to tango and a large crowd to build.

  15. Get some ice cream.

  16. Stolen from NASA was funding.

    NASA people should be flocking to India so they both can do the fucking job.

  17. ... a space flight programme?

    Oh. I see.

    It's simulators all the way down.

  18. So your boyfriend's size does matter to you.

  19. ... to manufacture humans.

  20. Re:I am God's gift to you rotten bastards... apk on YouTuber Says He Was Accused of Infringing His Own Song (cnet.com) · · Score: 0

    Sometimes God's gift is the swell parting type to fresh bastards.

  21. Americans be like ... on EU Polls The Public About Abandoning Daylight Savings Time (europa.eu) · · Score: 1

    ... will it be a hard DSTXIT?

  22. Buy shit made after Y2K.

  23. Saving, saving, saving ... on EU Polls The Public About Abandoning Daylight Savings Time (europa.eu) · · Score: 2

    ... not saving s .

  24. Meanwhile ... on Why Warren Buffett Is Poorer Than Mark Zuckerberg (inc.com) · · Score: 0

    ... I haven't seen one goddam motherfucking difference.

  25. Where then ... on UK Politicians Push For FOSTA SESTA-Style Sex Censorship (engadget.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... will the MPs get their sex?