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  1. Money ... on Ask Slashdot: Why Do Popular Websites Add New Features So Sparingly? · · Score: 1

    ... I don't want a reward or nothing.

  2. This is so powerful ... on An AI System For Editing Music in Videos (mit.edu) · · Score: 2

    ... it can isolate first chair clarinet farting.

  3. Re:Cheap service, cheap results on 'Why You Should Not Use Google Cloud' (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    You are correct in all respects, but I see the same thing happening recently where people buy AWS and just load shit up

    Massive US Military Social Media Spying Archive Left Wide Open In AWS S3 Buckets

    .

  4. Correction ... on Scientists Break Quantum Entanglement Record At 18 Qubits (zmescience.com) · · Score: 1

    ... photons, the fundamental particle of light.

    The photon is the fundamental quantum of light.

  5. Another goddam ... on Microsoft Teases New Outlook.com Dark Mode (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ... paint job.

    Apple's New iPhones Will Come In a Plethora of New Colors, Says Report

  6. Re:Redefining 'plethora' on Apple's New iPhones Will Come In a Plethora of New Colors, Says Report (9to5mac.com) · · Score: 1

    Plethora is them liddle fishies that stick to sharks and stuff.

    They suck.

    Like iPhone's paint job idea.

  7. When your product's stale ... on Apple's New iPhones Will Come In a Plethora of New Colors, Says Report (9to5mac.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... paint it.

  8. Re:Very few are as good at it as Elon Musk on Elon Musk's Team Is Talking With Thai Officials for Cave Rescue (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Whatever.

    Say, did you hear about some kids stranded in a goddam cave?

  9. Re: Cheap service, cheap results on 'Why You Should Not Use Google Cloud' (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    Seriously: Moving your lips as you read is OK.

    I had argued against the cloud, and I documented their rejection of my recommendations and they signed off on it.

  10. Re:creimer is fat and a gay on Uganda Rolls Out a 5-Cent Daily Tax To Access Social Media (time.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I want you to have my babies. I'm jelly, bro.

  11. Re:creimer is fat and a gay on Uganda Rolls Out a 5-Cent Daily Tax To Access Social Media (time.com) · · Score: 2

    So your boyfriend is fat.

    Who cares?

  12. Re:Non-comprehension on Juggalos Figured Out How To Beat Facial Recognition (theoutline.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't know, either. May have something to do with boobs?

  13. Re:The Court Opinion [PDF] on Yelp Can't Be Ordered To Remove Posts, Court Rules (apnews.com) · · Score: 1

    This is closely related, in my opinion, to the efforts by the entertainment industry to get common carriers to attack copyright violators.

    The proper defendant is the violator.

  14. I'm from Texas and appreciate the kudos.

    Look at our governors.

    Our simplistic plates match our average IQ of asphalt.

  15. JUST DON'T ... on First Confirmed Image of a Newborn Planet Revealed (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    ... reveal the gender yet!

    Lalalalalalala

    I'm not listening.

    Lalalalalalala

  16. Great idea ... on Could Electrically Stimulating Criminals' Brains Prevent Crime? (newatlas.com) · · Score: 1

    ... let's embed some electricity in opioids and stuff.

    Many crimes are drug-related, and if that works, we can migrate that shit to meth, pot, Facebook, and other mind-altering substances.

  17. Your's is the best post.

    As I was reading all the bullshit here, including my stuff, Edge never entered my mind.

    Wonder why that is?

    I'm a retired IT guy and family members occasionally ask, "In Chrome, how do I ..." or, "Is there a Firefox extension that ..."

    But never Edge.

  18. Smugness is not an endearing personality trait.

    Close your eyes and read that very slowly.

  19. As each browser tries to grab market share, we experience the game of chromes.

    When asked which browsers do this, we reply, "Chrome is some."

  20. Well, just shit ... on Yelp Can't Be Ordered To Remove Posts, Court Rules (apnews.com) · · Score: 1

    ... there goes a large portion of Yelp's business model.

    Nice law firm you have there. Be a shame if it got a bad review.

  21. Re: Cheap service, cheap results on 'Why You Should Not Use Google Cloud' (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    After a lot of pressure, I called again and told them to fail-safe over to the mirror that they had bragged about.

    Read this again and this time, it's OK if you move your lips.

    You are incorrect that I don't know what redundancy is.

    You are correct that I didn't use redundancy.

    It wasn't my cloud.

    You're baiting.

    I'm biting.

  22. Re: Cheap service, cheap results on 'Why You Should Not Use Google Cloud' (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    I apologize for my shortcomings.

  23. Re:Cheap service, cheap results on 'Why You Should Not Use Google Cloud' (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    Using "the cloud" is fine. If you actually use it as it was meant to be used. With redundancy.

    From my Post:

    After a lot of pressure, I called again and told them to fail-safe over to the mirror that they had bragged about.

    They said the outage got the mirror, as well.

    I think you spend your time following posts and commenting negatively for the lulz.

  24. Re: Exactly!! Ding, Ding, Ding! on 'Why You Should Not Use Google Cloud' (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    Part of the migration should be not.

  25. Re: Cheap service, cheap results on 'Why You Should Not Use Google Cloud' (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    What a dumb fucking thing to say.

    You, or me?