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  1. Garfield the Cat ... on AI is Being Used To Raise Better Pigs in China (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    ... asks, "If pigs are so smart, why are they pigs?"

    Let's see AI do something about that.

  2. Easy solution ... on Pro-Gun Russian Bots Flood Twitter After Parkland Shooting (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    ... ... recognize that social media is a computer game, intended to entertain.

    Taking social media seriously is totally fucked up.

    And news?

    Who the simple goddam in hell gets their news from within the social bubbles?

    Twitter is a depressing rabbit hole.

    Use it for the lulz.

  3. Yo, DBI, CIA, NSA ... on FBI, CIA, and NSA: Don't Use Huawei Phones (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    ... don't give contractors and entry-level peeps the keys to the fucking gate re: Manning, Snowden, Winter, et al.

  4. Code for "Trump enterprises": on FBI, CIA, and NSA: Don't Use Huawei Phones (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    "We're deeply concerned about the risks of allowing any company or entity that is beholden to foreign governments that don't share our values to gain positions of power ..."

  5. ... and Al Gore have got no rhythm.

  6. Today it's "algorithms" ... on Hospitals May Turn To Algorithms To Fight Fatal Infections (scientificamerican.com) · · Score: 1

    ... next up: "blockchain."

  7. Patently ... on MPEG-2 Patents Have Expired (mpegla.com) · · Score: 1

    ... correct.

  8. Re:Adios, bureaucrats! There's an app for your job on Trump Administration Wants To Fire 248 Forecasters At the National Weather Service (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    Who the simple fuck do you think FEEDS the goddam apps?

  9. Re:No one ios paying attention ... on Trump's Infrastructure Plan Has No Dedicated Money For Broadband (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    I know we'll survive Trump.

    We survived Nixon.

  10. No one ios paying attention ... on Trump's Infrastructure Plan Has No Dedicated Money For Broadband (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0

    ... to Trump in a serious way.

    He can't be serious because the only lecture he ever gave was a confession.

    Donald Trump On Tape: I Grab Women "By The Pussy”

  11. Why not just ... on Google Is Adding Snapchat-Style Stories To Mobile Search Results (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    ... go to those sites?

    Why do we have to be the Bubble Boy?

  12. Re:Security has no ROI... on Many ID-Protection Services Fail Basic Security (tomsguide.com) · · Score: 1

    ... this is typical of the computer industry as a whole with "security has no ROI" a mantra sung by the PHBs.

    Precisely this.

  13. Equifax already ... on Many ID-Protection Services Fail Basic Security (tomsguide.com) · · Score: 1

    ... provided that feature.

    The Equifax Hack Exposed More Data Than Previously Reported

  14. Re:Waiting for Next Big Thing. on Facebook Lost Around 2.8 Million US Users Under 25 Last Year (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    I've long thought the same thing.

    I think that what would work as a replacement is, say, 5 different platforms. They would each be tailored to a demographic maybe like age, interests, frequency of use, small number of connections like family units for closely personal communications and coworkers for job-related activities, schools (Like Facebook was), etc.

    The carve-out would present smaller-surface targets for advertisers, and still be homogeneous enough to attract ads.

    Facebook is a one-stop shop, do-all, be-all greedy, needy sinkhole.

    As the Internet and its users mature, things should evolve away from Facenook.

  15. Re:Demographics? on Facebook Lost Around 2.8 Million US Users Under 25 Last Year (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    The organization is 2+ billion, but from TFS, the subset is bound by "US."

    Thanks for playing.

  16. Privatized sodiers ... on Trump's New Infrastructure Plan Calls For Selling Off Two Airports (politico.com) · · Score: 1

    . is already a thing.

    When asked, "How many soldiers do we have?" the military does not include contractors who have taken the jobs formerly filled by military personnel.

    Think Blackwater, Snowden, Winner and recent "civilians" killed in Afghanistan.

  17. Lithium without satellites ... on Searching For Lithium Deposits With Satellites (economist.com) · · Score: 1

    ... is ionically, or iconically, or maybe ironically, inferior.

  18. Market-driven ... on Android Wear Is Getting Killed, and It's All Qualcomm's Fault (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    ... goods that have very little market are allocated funds to reflect same.

  19. ... combating water desertification in Cape Town.

  20. Bullshit ... on Why Hiring the 'Best' People Produces the Least Creative Results (qz.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... is not the same as wild honey.

    This piece is a whole lotta words that convey precisely nothing more than horse shit in a garage.

    Some teams work and some don't.

    Mostly, it's character that builds good teams.

    Members can drive other members.

    Like a hit song, team performance is impossible to predict.

  21. Protection ... on Ask Slashdot: What Is Missing In Tech Today? · · Score: 1

    ... is missing.

    Why the fuck can people click on a link in an email and get hammered.

    You and I know better.

    A computer ought to know damned well better.

    All this talk about "AI." How come AI can't predict the behaviour that will result if I click on an email link and tell me, "No."?

    Take that idea as a starting point and apply it to a broad range of irresponsible behaviour on the part of users.

  22. Re:Can they doo eet ??? on Amazon To Take On UPS, FedEx Via 'Shipping With Amazon' (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    I don't want to see inside anyone's underwear and I don't give a shit about what's behind UPS's curtain.

    All I want is delivery.

    I get that from any of the services I use.

  23. Re:It took me 2 years to get off Facebook on Facebook Really Wants You To Come Back (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    It's OK.

    I have 16 Facebook accounts and I use 15 for pooting around.

    I really am not concerned with web privacy.

    That ship sailed years ago.

    It is what it is.

  24. How much does a cryptocoin weigh?

  25. Re:What are inmates ... on NIH Study Links Cellphone Radiation To Cancer In Male Rats (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    It's OK.

    They are in cells, anyway.