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  1. Re:Good news, bad news on Iran Cuts Internet Access and Threatens Telegram Following Mass Protests (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    So you're optimistic about the actual length of WW III.

    Shareholders aren't.

    But dancing on the rim is very possible.

    For Reference, see Afghanistan.

  2. Re:Good news, bad news on Iran Cuts Internet Access and Threatens Telegram Following Mass Protests (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    TL;DR

    Volume does not add value.

  3. Re:Good news, bad news on Iran Cuts Internet Access and Threatens Telegram Following Mass Protests (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because it's happened so often and stuff.

    Oh, wait. That was the doomsdayers. Day be trippin', yeah.

  4. The Navy hymn ... on Ask Slashdot: What Would an AI-Written Poem Look Like? · · Score: 1

    ...

    Him, him, fuck him.

  5. ... draft the drones. No more civilian ones.

  6. Nor in the US.

    Americans have the right to bear arms, but not the right to use them. © 2017 CaptainDork

    Look at the video footage of riots there. Protesters are using stone-age weapons. They aren't using #2A.

  7. Re:Mesh networking on Iran Cuts Internet Access and Threatens Telegram Following Mass Protests (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    The goddam things are almost impossible to implement.

  8. Re:Leave them alone on Iran Cuts Internet Access and Threatens Telegram Following Mass Protests (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm in Iran and " telegraph .co.uk" doesn't work.

    Read TFS, you insensitive clod.

  9. Re:Good news, bad news on Iran Cuts Internet Access and Threatens Telegram Following Mass Protests (bbc.com) · · Score: 0

    I don't think we'll have WWIII.

    There's too much shareholder money at stake.

    A runup to be sure because profits.

  10. Re:Iran Cuts Internet Access and Threatens Telegra on Iran Cuts Internet Access and Threatens Telegram Following Mass Protests (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't care who you are* that's funny.

    *I really don't care who you are.

  11. Fuck that.

    I want a fur-lined dookey pot.

  12. Re:Kidnapping will be back in style on A Manager of the Exmo Bitcoin Exchange Has Been Kidnapped In Ukraine (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Kidnapping is OK as long as you don't post it on the Intertoobz.

    Then it becomes a sex crime.

  13. Re:Kidnapping will be back in style on A Manager of the Exmo Bitcoin Exchange Has Been Kidnapped In Ukraine (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Of course, science informs that high energy particles from the Sun sometimes alters parts of the blockchain, forming a mutation called a fork.

  14. Re:Kidnapping will be back in style on A Manager of the Exmo Bitcoin Exchange Has Been Kidnapped In Ukraine (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    President Trump, who knows more about taxes than any CPA, will sign an executive order mandating that ransom payment blocks embedded in the chain be coloured blue.

  15. *whom

    That .75 applies to any and all. That's why it's very important to be compliant and it's very important for police to be quick.

    You don't shoot pistols.

    I do.

    I know what it's like to be in a .75. You don't.

    You also have no concept of size and kinetic energy. Bulletproof vests are not worn around a skull.

    You're through.

  16. Watch Iran and ... on Iran Cuts Internet Access and Threatens Telegram Following Mass Protests (bbc.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Brexit and learn, America!

  17. Re:Seriously?! on Blockchain Brings Business Boom To IBM, Oracle, and Microsoft (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    For my career, it was "push technology."

    A PHB talked upper management into adopting a document handling system but the users weren't migrating from the old to the new.

    He told me to motivate the users to use the new piece of crap.

    I asked, "How, exactly, do you want ME to sell YOUR idea?"

    (not making this up)

    He said, "Get tough with them. Use push technology !"

  18. Re:Expensive hobby on How A Civilian Drone Crashed Into the US Army's Helicopter (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    292 rpm.

  19. Here's where to get more serious ... on Call of Duty Gaming Community Points To 'Swatting' In Wichita Police Shooting (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    ..."If making a fraudulent report about a hostage situation or bomb threat is a felony, then if anyone dies as a result of that phony report they can legally then be charged with felony murder. Under the doctrine of felony murder, when an offender causes the death of another (regardless of intent) in the commission of a dangerous crime, he or she is guilty of murder."

    ~ WaPo

  20. ... Navy.

  21. What do I win?

  22. TL;DR

    You have more fucking material than the goddam media.

    Forget all that shit and look at the action mere seconds prior to the shot.

    It's obvious the guy is not complying and he looks to be in a shooting stance.

    It's easy for you to be ignorant.

    It's easy for the experienced to understand that .75 seconds is life or death.

  23. Satoshi Nakamoto ... on Blockchain Brings Business Boom To IBM, Oracle, and Microsoft (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    ... filed a patent for blockchain.

  24. Looks like the kid complied at first, then went into an aggressive stance. He was unarmed.

  25. USPS doesn't operate at a loss because of Amazon you insensitive clod.

    Goddammit pay attention to TFA.