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  1. Re:"Is this possible?" on Paycheck-Style Memory Erasure: How Close Are We? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember what?

  2. mebbe on Paycheck-Style Memory Erasure: How Close Are We? · · Score: 1

    I find the 'second' type of memory wipe in the movie to be the more plausible. They inject him with a radioactive marker, then he goes to work. Time to erase his memory, they re-inject him and that takes care of any new information made after the radioactive marker. The injected stuff in the second case would probably have to be some type of nanite that can get in there and just take out the 'marked' cells.

    I highly doubt we'll be able to get actual 'visuals' out of a person's head in anything resembling the near term, though.

  3. Re:Latency...? on Whatever Happened To The Mars Network? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Windows Update wouldn't be that big of a problem - that's more of a bandwidth intensive operation.

    But in gaming, you'd be the Ultimate High Ping Bastard! w00t!

  4. too quiet for a bus on Dutch Invention Uses Electric Engines For Wheels · · Score: 1

    > If you're depending on hearing them for avoidance, you're gonna be meat on the front bumper 100% of the time.

    This is actually a good thing. Evolution in Action, man. If you're dumb enough to get hit by a quiet bus, we don't need you in the gene pool.

  5. yes, great idea! on Microsoft Researching Anti-Spam Technique · · Score: 1

    I think it should be such that if an incoming email isn't on my white list, then it gets notified it must do a computation to email me - it must compute the full value of pi.

    Yeah, that'll work just fine. Not to mention it'll be good for their computer systems - computing the value of pi tends to get rid of that spirit called Jack the Ripper, when it takes over your computer.

    See, it's a win-win!

  6. Re:Sounds like an RPG on ArsTechnica Explains O(1) Scheduler · · Score: 1

    Sounds more like the rules to Fizzbin...

  7. the disclaimer... on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 1

    "Do not use in direct sunlight.

    Slinky(tm) may stick to certain types of skin.

    If any of the following symptoms occur, discontinue use of Slinky(tm) immediately: itchiness, rash, loss of breath, dizziness, blurred vision, heart palpitations

    Do not taunt Slinky(tm)."

  8. two words: on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Method Actor"

  9. Re:False on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 1

    And I heard a gurgling sound from the audience during Episode II.

    And every time I play the DVD, my cat makes the same sound as when she's hacking up a hairball, but there's never any hairball. Weird.

  10. Re:If you dont have speakers, here is a transcript on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure that was credited to 'Stormtrooper THX-1138.'

  11. A very Star Wars XmasWing... on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 1

    And don't forget to get your little chillin' their Teddy Wookies for xmas!

  12. I agree! on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 1

    It's just like at work the other day - it was MY turn to be 'Employee of the Month,' but they gave it to some stupid inanimate carbon rod!

    Stupid rod...

  13. Re:ooo surpise! on 90nm 3GHz PPC 970FX by Summer · · Score: 1

    *cue dramatic entrance music*

    NOOOOOObody expects the Flamebait Inquisition!

    Our main weapon is surpise!

    And karma damage! Our two main weapons are surprise and karma damage!

    And a ruthless ignorance of moderator tags.

    Amongst our weapons are surprise, karma damage, and a ruthless ignorance of moderator tags...*sigh* I'll come back in...

  14. Re:Unofrtunately... on 90nm 3GHz PPC 970FX by Summer · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's those damned Klingon clock crystals...check around for a local nuclear wessel...but be careful, we ARE in situation ORANGE! Say, that reminds me, I'm hungry...*wanders off*

  15. MAY have landed safely? on NASA's Mars Polar Lander May Have Landed Safely · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is this along the lines of Windows 95/98's message, "The system is busy or has become unstable." That it can't tell the difference between those two conditions is might scary. :(

  16. hey, don't forget the best one of all! on Robots Of The Victorian Era · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Cowbot Neil! *mooo-beep!*

  17. whaaaa? on Best and Worst Books of 2003? · · Score: 1

    'Real Facts' and 'Religion'. So it's a comedy, right? ;)

  18. Re:Spot the trend on Interview with OpenBeOS Leader Michael Phipps · · Score: 1

    And why is that an invalid set of criteria? If your apps are slow, the end result is your computer using experience is slow. To a user, it doesn't MATTER where the problem is at.

  19. justify your love on Interview with OpenBeOS Leader Michael Phipps · · Score: 2

    Why do you NEED a reason OTHER than for sheer geekiness? Be proud of your geekiness. Revel in it! If geekiness is a crime, LET ME BE GUILTY!

  20. Re:Can't they see... on Interview with OpenBeOS Leader Michael Phipps · · Score: 1

    Good joke, but it really makes me pine for an Open WPS. WPS was one sweet desktop.

  21. Teenage Mutant Ninja Weevils on The Beetle That Thought It Was A Precious Stone · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Opal on the back shell (weevil power!)"

    Oh yeah, I smell a tv show here...

  22. ahhh, Babelfish... on Upgrade Mac Cube to G5 Look · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the people who brought you "All Your Base Are Belong To Us". :)

  23. URL here: on SimCandidate - Why Aren't There More Political Sims? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here ya go, from an interview with special effects designer Richard Taylor:

    http://www.canada.com/montreal/montrealgazette/sto ry.asp?id=7530006A-C103-4E13-9A55-F6EFCC111ACC

  24. unable to parse the logic on SimCandidate - Why Aren't There More Political Sims? · · Score: 1

    Until we truly understand schizophrenia, we'll never be able to accurately simulate politics (or religion).

    Sort of how like in the ROTK special effects situation where they had to program independent thinking in the Orcs on the battlefield, and they kept having to make them more and more stupid so they wouldn't keep leaving the battlefield.

    Strange how that works, eh?

  25. Re:4GB MIcrodrive on Toshiba Develops 0.85'' Hard Disk · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most movies take up that much space only when you add in all the alternate language tracks & video extras that are on the disc. You'd be suprised how small some of those movies can get when you just want one language track, and no extras. And then if you encode it in something like DivX or xvid, you can get them _really_ small.