Hmm, they do have that new CGI method that will supposedly allow them to change an actors face...
No, wait! Old Kirk was sucked into a time reversing wormhole, due to a flux in the quantum tachion inversion process. He wound up in the young Kirk's body, ala "Quantum Leap". To everybody else, he appears to be young (skinny, like "Skinny Elvis") Kirk, but to us he appears as old Kirk.
Now, Jonathan Archer (rumored to have died in 2245, but still alive as a head in a bottle) will have to help Kirk get his bodie(s) back in their proper timelines. Interference from a time traveling Klingon, drunk on blood wine, adds an element of hilarity.
IMHO, there is only one military power in the EU, the UK. Potential military power is bull without the will to use it.
Germany and France are potential military powers. Germany has the abilty, but has had the will beaten out of them. France is, well, France.
The US has been accused of being an imperial power for close to 100 years. If we are, we aren't very good at it. I think we have a case of "Imperialphobia".
Look, we don't want to rule the world. Frankly, most of it smells bad and lacks indoor plumbing and air conditioning. We just want to be left alone and have everybody do what we say (like most other countries want).
I had a tilt controller for my Atari 2600 (Yes, I watched STTOS in first run). It SUCKED, you had no precise control at all. You had to hold it perfectly level and your hand got wore out in about two minutes.
These stupid jack-holes are making the net neutrality case for us. The very fact that they are against it, without making a single valid point, then saying "we would NEVER pull something like that", shows how full of crap they are.
However, since they were highly advanced biological weapons developed with the help of ex-Soviet scientists, we hid the discovery. These bio-weapons are being further developed in the hope that they can later be deployed against the Chinese, the Iranians, the North Koreans and, of course, the French......GOD-DAMMIT, WHO STOLE MY MEDS!
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OK, the AC can smeg off, you get the prize!
spelt
n.
A hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe.
[Middle English, from Old English, from Late Latin spelta, probably of Germanic origin; akin to Middle Dutch spelte, wheat.]
Or how about "If that train had only been a little faster, or Jerry had been a little fatter...".
(It's funny Wil, laugh!)
Or Data, with the caption, "The First Fully Sentient Sex Toy".
How about one with Wil with his mouth open, and the caption, "Shut up Wesley!"?
Or a shot of Picard, leaning to his right in his chair, with the caption, "Mister Worf's head looks like a hiney!"?
OMG...Eugene Wesley Roddenberry? Can't be!
"spelt", isn't that some sort of grain?
Mea luv sleshdat, warr speling iss kang!
I make a "Ensign Ricky" joke and nobody gets it...
For some reason, I love the first one.
Though, the "Makeup Sex" one made me pull a muscle in my back laughing.
Star Trek Humor, either you get it or you get laid...
I think it would make a great "Mad TV" sketch. I would say "SNL", but I want it to be funny and SNL hasn't been funny in decades...
SHATNER IS KIRK!.
As a YOUNG Kirk?
Hmm, they do have that new CGI method that will supposedly allow them to change an actors face...
No, wait! Old Kirk was sucked into a time reversing wormhole, due to a flux in the quantum tachion inversion process. He wound up in the young Kirk's body, ala "Quantum Leap". To everybody else, he appears to be young (skinny, like "Skinny Elvis") Kirk, but to us he appears as old Kirk.
Now, Jonathan Archer (rumored to have died in 2245, but still alive as a head in a bottle) will have to help Kirk get his bodie(s) back in their proper timelines. Interference from a time traveling Klingon, drunk on blood wine, adds an element of hilarity.
IT COULD WORK!!!
Damon is ok with me.
Affleck, though...
I can't stand that smug sack of shit! How about him playing "Ensign Ricky"?
How, by covering her mouth?
Dude!
You live in Memphis, right?
87 and counting...
He said "Mormon", NOT "Moron"...
IMHO, there is only one military power in the EU, the UK. Potential military power is bull without the will to use it.
Germany and France are potential military powers. Germany has the abilty, but has had the will beaten out of them. France is, well, France.
The US has been accused of being an imperial power for close to 100 years. If we are, we aren't very good at it. I think we have a case of "Imperialphobia".
Look, we don't want to rule the world. Frankly, most of it smells bad and lacks indoor plumbing and air conditioning. We just want to be left alone and have everybody do what we say (like most other countries want).
"EU Military Power"?
What a funny phrase. You're funny. Really.
Obviously, your company's lawyers suck.
Or they are very, very good. I can't decide which.
I had a tilt controller for my Atari 2600 (Yes, I watched STTOS in first run). It SUCKED, you had no precise control at all. You had to hold it perfectly level and your hand got wore out in about two minutes.
These stupid jack-holes are making the net neutrality case for us. The very fact that they are against it, without making a single valid point, then saying "we would NEVER pull something like that", shows how full of crap they are.
Ah, but we DID find WMD's in Iraq.
...GOD-DAMMIT, WHO STOLE MY MEDS!
However, since they were highly advanced biological weapons developed with the help of ex-Soviet scientists, we hid the discovery. These bio-weapons are being further developed in the hope that they can later be deployed against the Chinese, the Iranians, the North Koreans and, of course, the French...
Nah, I work for ABC now.
Some TOS episode:
Alien Goober: "What is it?"
Scotty: "It's...green!"
Data was (is/will be) "fully functional".
Meaning it could probably vibrate, rotate and change size.
Sung always seemed like a kinky bastard...
Not Marvin.
He meant "LTUAE".
Yeah, fuck me, but they really jumped the gun.
Later, see ya'll Sunday...
Yeah, it was G-R-E-E-D, big time. After they screwed RIM, they planned on going after carriers, ISP's and even some of RIM's bigger clients.
At least the crackberry addicts at work are happy. They don't make me carry one yet. Looks like a fun toy, but I HATE leashes...