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MacBook Users Fix Trackpad Problem with Origami Paper

yonnage writes "Some Apple MacBook owners are plagued with what seems to be a defective trackpad button. The button, when pushed, seems "squishy" and sometimes even unresponsive. While these MacBook owners are getting turned away at the Apple Genius Bars, they have come up with a custom and unique solution to the problem. A piece of paper, placed strategically under the battery pack where the trackpad is located, seems to fix this problem for most users."

291 comments

  1. Could work, but for how long? by IntelliAdmin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Looks like the solution is to fold up a piece of paper, and put it under the actual mouse button. This might work for a little while, but it is a laptop. I can see this paper falling in some other part of the laptop, like say a fan or a hot battery - and you will have a more interesting problem of fire, or CPU death.

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    1. Re:Could work, but for how long? by Shawn+Parr · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually if you look at the pictures (not sure if these articles have the full pictures, I RTFA'd earlier when it was posted on the Apple forums) the paper is held in a small circular indent above the battery. The battery holds it in place and it should not escape, unless Macbook batteries start swelling like the Macbook Pro batteries and push some gap into the mix.

    2. Re:Could work, but for how long? by KiloByte · · Score: 5, Funny
      the paper is held in a small circular indent above the battery

      I wouldn't trust "circular indents" in a tossed about laptop. And what's the solution?

      The force that holds the Universe together.

      Duct tape.

      (well, well, I would actually use some crappy adhesive tape instead of the spacecraft-grade variety, but you got the idea)

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    3. Re:Could work, but for how long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the temperature inside your laptop exceeds 450 degrees Fahrenheit, any problems with your mouse button are the least of your worries.

    4. Re:Could work, but for how long? by brycer22 · · Score: 3, Funny
      and you will have a more interesting problem of fire, or CPU death.
      apple cares about CPU temp???
    5. Re:Could work, but for how long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know laptop batteries could get as hot as 451 fahrenheit to burn paper. Damn.

    6. Re:Could work, but for how long? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How, by covering her mouth?

    7. Re:Could work, but for how long? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I didn't know laptop batteries could get as hot as 451 fahrenheit to burn paper. Damn.

      They can if they're Dells.

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    8. Re:Could work, but for how long? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Nah, but they are offering free Apple Laptop Gloves with the purchase of MacBook Pros now. They look like golfing gloves, fingerless, with asbestos palms and a white Apple logo.

    9. Re:Could work, but for how long? by operagost · · Score: 1

      The fan I could see as a problem (if there is a crevice big enough to allow the paper inside the chassis), but the ignition temperature of paper is 450 degrees C. If your battery gets that hot, you already have a big problem.

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    10. Re:Could work, but for how long? by booch · · Score: 1

      I agree, but for a different reason.

      I had a really nice Sony 900 MHz phone back when that was the best technology available. I really liked that phone. Then one of the push-buttons stopped working. I used the same piece-of-paper trick to fix it. That worked for a while, but then the piece of paper got squishy. And it bent the rubber/plastic enough that I was unable to replace the piece of paper a 2nd time and make it all fit together and work properly.

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    11. Re:Could work, but for how long? by nasch · · Score: 1

      I believe that's F, not C, as in "Fahrenheit 451." Still a very hot battery.

    12. Re:Could work, but for how long? by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

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    13. Re:Could work, but for how long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Funny, you know, the bugling battery compartment in the back of my MacBulger Pro?



      I thought it was looking like a hippo. Now I realize...it's origami art!

  2. you COULD do that, by killa62 · · Score: 4, Funny

    or you could just buy a malfunctional battery (one the buldges) and it'll just work just as well

    1. Re:you COULD do that, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a design flaw, that's an undocumented feature. The battery's expansion allows the button to keep working. Aren't they so clever?

    2. Re:you COULD do that, by matt328 · · Score: 1

      ...or you could send it back and buy a real computer.

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  3. Paper Over Hot Battery? by PRC+Banker · · Score: 5, Informative

    Paper over hot battery? Fire risk?

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    1. Re:Paper Over Hot Battery? by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

      No way. Rock crushes hot battery. Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats that.

    2. Re:Paper Over Hot Battery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If your battery runs hot at 451F I think you're going to have problems either way.

    3. Re:Paper Over Hot Battery? by vostok4 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but clearly pen missle or even tiger claw will oust the rock in the end.

      Ask Aziz.

      Aziz knows.

    4. Re:Paper Over Hot Battery? by joe_adk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Poor predictable gardyloo. Always takes `rock'.

    5. Re:Paper Over Hot Battery? by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      But it's a rock, it should beat everything

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    6. Re:Paper Over Hot Battery? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Not a nuclear weapon.

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    7. Re:Paper Over Hot Battery? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Never show up at a nuclear weapon fight with a rock.

      The fight after that, maybe.

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  4. Sounds like a decent way to burn your house down by onlysolution · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are these the same batteries we saw pictures of heating up and warping a few days ago? Are these Mac users trying to make their own exploding Japanese Dells?

  5. paper plus heat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...uh oh ... Dude you've got a Dell!!

  6. stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Doppler00 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is it that a silly trick like this makes front page of slashdot? If I submitted a blog article of how I used a toothpick to fix the mousebutton on a generic ACME brand laptop would anyone give a care?

    Same thing with this whole "discoloration" thing about the palm rests. People, laptops are machines, they wear out, they have flaws. It's like some people get so emotionally attached to their computer that if they see one flaw with it they have to write an article about it.

    1. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by popo · · Score: 1


      Agreed. There's a certain romantic aspect of fixing a 21st century computer with an ancient japanese folding trick, but the solution itself is a stretch. There are loads of other springy, resilient objects that would solve the problem more effectively.

      Why is this on Slashdot?

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    2. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      because the mac fanboys always claim apple has the best hardware out there, but from here it looks like apple is just as bad, if not worse than the average PC maker.

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    3. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Baricom · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The story isn't the solution; the story is that there's yet another defect with Apple portables. The somewhat recent changes to Apple's hardware quality are surprising considering the past obsessiveness with getting the design right. That's why these stories keep coming up.

    4. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be a big deal if "ACME brand laptops" had at their stores a "genius bar" with techs with the title "genius" turned you away because there was absolutely no way uh uh that your mouse could be fixed. But here, you can buy another mouse for $2,000.

    5. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The somewhat recent changes to Apple's hardware quality are surprising considering the past obsessiveness with getting the design right."

      Tell that to my G3 iBook and its 6 logic boards.

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    6. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by DeadPrez · · Score: 1

      While I don't disagree with your analysis, the other side of the coin, there is another reason why this is news. It is because the MacBook series is actually pretty frickin' awesome, with machinations to be competitive on price with other Intel-based products. This of course leads to the point MacBooks can run Windows XP (for people afraid of change). Its a great laptop for geeks if they can lay down the pretty penny and get a solid build. Also a serious contender for company-issued laptops.. while Windows is a neat trick, OS X+MBPs have great built in security should someone lose it in the field...

      If you are in the market it should also be pointed out the later production week models have some improved designs. Otherwise, I'd just keep in eye out on the price point.

    7. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by masklinn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Duh. Mac systems have always been known to be extremely dodgy as far as rev1 is concerned, which is why veterans whose live doesn't require to immediately upgrade usually wait for rev2 of any hardware Apple produces.

      iMacs, iBooks and PowerBooks always suffered high defect rates for rev1s, the difference is that since Apple had much less popularity, there were less switchers and we had fewer internets on the web, it was noticeably less publicized.

      Apple's extremely bad record with rev1s is the reason why I'm still waiting before buying a mac. That, and the Core2 being released by the end of the year that seem to literally spank the Core (and AMD chips) perfs-wise.

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    8. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by mjwx · · Score: 0, Troll

      What do you mean by recently? Woz didnt leave apple recently.

      Mac's have always produced low quality, hardware and software at inflated prices.

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    9. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      The Al books we're the bix exception to the don't-buy-v1.0-products-from-Apple-rule, but then again, the AlBooks were the revision to the disaster that were the TiBooks...
      (I bought a 1st gen. AlBook, just to get rid of my awful TiBook and I did live happily ever after).

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    10. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you, Mr Ballmer?

    11. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by pla · · Score: 2, Funny

      and we had fewer internets on the web

      So, uh...

      How many internets do we have on the web now?

      ;-)

    12. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by psergiu · · Score: 2, Funny

      42 of course

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    13. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well I think think it is above average. My not be the best but defiantly better then most. Even if it was the best it doesn't mean that it is flawless. Just sucks less then the rest.

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    14. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by just_forget_it · · Score: 0

      They used to be the best. It looks like the move to Intel has been a lot more than just a processor move. These new Macbooks are plagued with problems that PC laptops have had for years, and some issues are even never-before-seen. I don't know if Apple just decided to disguise the cheapening of their laptop line with the chip move, but if they did, it's a big mistake. In fact, IMO moving to Intel was a huge mistake. The public is still being charged a premium price for comparitively less powerful hardware. The move to standard hardware now provides consumers with a basis for comparison. Before, you couldn't compare megahertz to megahertz because the G3/G4/G5 processors were more efficient than standard desktop Intels. Now you can because Apple is using the same hardware, and they can't hide behind motorolla/ibm anymore. Software and software alone is what's driving Macintosh sales, since quality and performance are no longer viable selling points.

    15. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by masklinn · · Score: 1
      >> web.internets.length
      => 42
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    16. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by ryanduff · · Score: 1

      So, you get a few bad apples from time to time. (No pun intended)

    17. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Insightful
      They used to be the best. It looks like the move to Intel has been a lot more than just a processor move. These new Macbooks are plagued with problems that PC laptops have had for years, and some issues are even never-before-seen. I don't know if Apple just decided to disguise the cheapening of their laptop line with the chip move, but if they did, it's a big mistake.

      Um, Apple was having these sorts of problems loooong before the intel switch. Logic boards on iBooks? Hinges/latches on last gen powerbooks? Etc, etc, etc.

      The public is still being charged a premium price for comparitively less powerful hardware.

      I'm going to assume you completely missed the last 5 years of PowerPC development which ended up with a G4 chip that could barely run a calculator, and a G5 that would initiate nuclear fusion if placed into a laptop. They switched because they had basically no choice if the wanted to remain in the computer business.

      The move to standard hardware now provides consumers with a basis for comparison. Before, you couldn't compare megahertz to megahertz because the G3/G4/G5 processors were more efficient than standard desktop Intels. Now you can because Apple is using the same hardware, and they can't hide behind motorolla/ibm anymore.

      So now it's not that PowerPC is more powerful - it's just that they can't dupe consumers into thinking it is? How about just make good computers and let the public decide instead of lying to them? And if you're still trying to suggest that the new dual core Intel chips are slower than a G4, you're nuts. Talk to anyone who's used both.

      Software and software alone is what's driving Macintosh sales, since quality and performance are no longer viable selling points.

      One chip does not a whole machine make. Compare Thinkpads (pre Lenovo especially) with, say, eMachines - they both use Intel, but there the similarities stop. Honestly, as a latecomer to the Apple camp, I've never understood the obsession with microchips among a group of people who wouldn't recognize one if they were staring at it. Apple makes its money through an OS that many people feel is far superior to Windows, and by creating well-designed machines that are very functional and visually striking. This has not changed with the Intel switch. And like most makers of functional, pretty machines, something comes up lacking and sometimes that's component testing (kind of like a European sports car). But the thing is, that is NOT new.

    18. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by MrSquirrel · · Score: 1

      "It's like some people get so emotionally attached to their computer that if they see one flaw with it they have to write an article about it."

      My computer is my girlfriend and I am VERY emotionally attached to her -- anyone who really loves their computer will learn to embrace any flaws as just what makes their computer special. Like my computer's sex... I mean floppy drive is all sticky inside for some reason, but it doesn't make me love my computer any less.

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    19. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by escay · · Score: 1

      shhh don't say that out loud...if everyone stops buying rev1 there would be no one to spot the defects that would be fixed in rev2 for us...

    20. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by DRM_is_Stupid · · Score: 1

      Even though there has been an insane amount of press coverage on MacBook discoloration, they all boil down to a report by TSwartz. ALL the discoloration photos come from JUST ONE USER! Ponder that, and someone tell me that the press doesn't over-react to Apple product imperfections.

    21. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      That, and the Core2 being released by the end of the year that seem to literally spank the Core (and AMD chips) perfs-wise.
      Wow. That is a high-performance chip. I'd prefer that it only spank the chips in a figurative sense, though, because I'd want the chip to remain in my computer instead of chasing around less powerful chips with a paddle.
    22. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by WinDoze · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've got a MacBook Pro (the "G" rev, which supposedly has most problems fixed), and it's a piece of shit. It gets so hot you can't hold it. The screen constantly flickers at you even if you disable the idiotic auto-brightness-adjustment. It makes an annoying buzzing sound about 3/4 of the time it's turned on. It blows through the battery in no time flat. The trackpad is installed incorrectly, and there are visible gaps and misalignments all over the casing. All this for $2,600? Luckily it's a work machine. After seeing this I'd never buy one for personal use.

    23. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by just_forget_it · · Score: 0

      I think you missed my whole point.

      I'm going to assume you completely missed the last 5 years of PowerPC development which ended up with a G4 chip that could barely run a calculator, and a G5 that would initiate nuclear fusion if placed into a laptop. They switched because they had basically no choice if the wanted to remain in the computer business.
      This response makes no sense. I said hardware, as in, overall machine specifications, not just the CPU. Compare the specs for a Dell or Toshiba laptop with a similarly priced MacBook. For $2000, you can get something way more powerful. You can compare it because the components are relatively the same (read: relatively) now.

      So now it's not that PowerPC is more powerful - it's just that they can't dupe consumers into thinking it is? How about just make good computers and let the public decide instead of lying to them? And if you're still trying to suggest that the new dual core Intel chips are slower than a G4, you're nuts. Talk to anyone who's used both.
      Again with putting words in my mouth, what's with that? They DIDNT HAVE core duo chips back when the G3/G4's were around. Apple's chip offering was more efficient than what Intel was offering AT THE TIME. When a customer said "I can get a 1 GHz PC for the same price as a 500 MHz Apple," one could answer that the 500 MHz Apple performed on par with the "faster" PC. It was an Apples to Oranges comparison, different processors, different architectures. Now that those architectures are the same, you can compare Ghz to Ghz, that's all I'm saying.

      Apple makes its money through an OS that many people feel is far superior to Windows, and by creating well-designed machines that are very functional and visually striking. This has not changed with the Intel switch. And like most makers of functional, pretty machines, something comes up lacking and sometimes that's component testing (kind of like a European sports car). But the thing is, that is NOT new.
      So when you say that an Apple is like a high-maintenance European sports car, are you saying that Apple owners have small penises?

    24. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      I had to call apple at lot less than dell at my previous job. I agree apple laptops aren't perfect, but i've got 3 at home and only one has had any problem. The lcd was bad when it shipped (first iBook). Apple replaced it and shipped it back in 2 days. Both G4s work fine.

      As for performance, my wife's PowerMac G4 Dual 867mhz compares in frame rate on WoW and ET with my Dual Xeon 2.0ghz dell. Both had an upgraded video card (9600xt 128mb agp in dell, 9800 agp4x 128mb in mac). For many tasks the systems are comparable. My dell kicks ass when there's a long integer computation loop or something. Now if I run freebsd or linux on my dell, it does seem noticably faster. I'd say apple's advantage is OSX's speed (minus poor disk IO). Even my iBook can run Calculator well. :)

      There is a difference in vendor quality with an apple. As far as I know, no one has video of an iBook blowing up like that dell laptop in japan. Thinkpads, dells and gateways have always had problems with hard drives failing. With thinkpads, it was because heat from the cpu was blown at the hard drives. (IBM versions at least) Every vendor has a problem just like anything in life. You just have to find the vendor with the least problems or at least ones you can live with. Buying an apple is a better investment than a dell. Buying a thinkpad might be equivalent although i've never seen a lenovo model. In any event, you need to pay more than the 500 dollars dell starts their flaming laptops at. MacBooks are comparable to other vendors. I do miss the radeon cards from the iBooks though.

      As for speed, if you are running native apps an intel mac is much faster than a PowerPC model. However, rosetta is VERY slow and I found Dreamweaver and Illustrator unusable on a dual core mac mini for example.

    25. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cause Apple and it's zealots proclaim Mac is so perfect and nothing goes wrong with it. Reality is that the thing requires patches, cleaning or careful handling for new laptops (i expect crud after a year or so, but not a few months), crude almost duct-tape solutions straight out of the box. hardly what I would call even reasonable hardware and I work fixing computers and networks, so I've seen a lot of problematic hardware. those new Mac ads seriously crack me up. In Apple's defence though, they are a relatively new player with their new chipset, so growing pains are expected. Myself, I would like a new Mac, but I'll wait a few versions of hardware before I pick one up.
       
      And yes, as you say, laptops are machines, they wear out. But Mac's wear out just from looking at them too hard. All these complaints and the new Macbook's haven't even existed for very long, everyone's should be pretty damn new
       
      i'm an ex-mac Zealot, yup, after starting with Apple II and having Mac's for years, I was eventually driven to Wintel platforms and linux.

    26. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by arodland · · Score: 1
      They're definitely way below par if you consider
      • How many issues there have been over the past few years.
      • How few different laptop products Apple runs compared to other brands.
      • How frikkin' much they cost.

    27. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      They DIDNT HAVE core duo chips back when the G3/G4's were around. Apple's chip offering was more efficient than what Intel was offering AT THE TIME. When a customer said "I can get a 1 GHz PC for the same price as a 500 MHz Apple," one could answer that the 500 MHz Apple performed on par with the "faster" PC.

      But, uh, that's not true. It performs some tasks on par with the higher-clockrate PC, some slower, and some faster. It depends highly on what you're doing with it. In particular, content creation tasks were highly improved with the G4 over the x86-compatible processors of the day - or the year, more like, because P4 came out the very next year and brought intel back up to speed. Oh sure, P4s are horribly inefficient, but they're pretty damned fast. Athlon XP came out at the same time.

      G4 also has a pretty slow bus, 100 or 133 MHz. P4 ended up going at high as 533 MHz; Athlon was up to 100/133 MHz double-pumped (twice the bandwidth, effectively 200 or 266 MHz.)

      Also, some of the early G4 systems were basically G3 systems with G4s in them, they had the even slower bus speeds of a G3. Now THAT is pathetic.

      I'm not saying the G4 wasn't pretty cool when it came out, but the price thing, you're way way WAY off-base on. You could build a screamin' fast PC, which was a bit faster than the fastest available G4, for something like half to two-thirds the price. You wouldn't have the pretty shiny case, but you would have the power. Macs are actually closer to PC prices now than they've ever been (Except the original doorstops.)

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    28. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by v1 · · Score: 0

      The twist here is that the definition of "defect" has a whole new meaning when applied publicly to an Apple product. Pintos and their exploding gas tanks, that is a defect. The top deck of a laptop computer refusing to stay clean in the presense of dirty oily hands, that is not a defect. As is always the case, a few people flip out over little things, (as happens with any product) but in Apple's case the press eats it up like candy and blows it all out of proportion.

      If your refridgerator's door handle had the paint start flecking off a year after you bought it, would you expect mobs crying RECALL!, RECALL! ? But look at the tibook paint issue. The press had an absolute party over that. Perfect example of how Apple can do the same thing another company does and yet they attract all the bad P.R.

      I don't think it's the mac users that cause this problem. They react just the same as any other consumer with a product they are not completely satisifed with. The problem is how the press picks and chooses what manufacturers' issues are "press-worthy" and get 95% of the publicity as a result.

      From Apple's track record, it's easy to see that they voluntarily fix most issues, often times before they even come to public attention. Before the tibook paint issue became such a huge issue, Apple had already changed the formulation of their primer to prevent new units from flaking. By comparison, most other manufacturers won't lift a finger until a class action lawsuit is filed. It's a shame that they work so hard and still get railed on all the time.

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    29. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by rho · · Score: 1

      The MacBook is practically v3. There was the MacBook Pro, then the Mac Mini, and now the MacBook. They're not exactly the same, but it's constant improvement process on a similar platform.

      My only complaint about the MacBook thus far is that it can get a bit warm, and that Photoshop is not native yet. This is a bang-up laptop for the price.

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    30. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the small variety of models (and the rabid fanbase) is *why* you hear so much about a problem with model X. Consider this, Apple has essentially 3 models of laptop (17" MacBook Pro, 15" MacBook Pro, MacBook), or 4 if you count case colors. On Dell's web site, I can currently find 19 distinct models (the Latitude D520 counts as two because there are two motherboard options (Pentium M, Core Duo). Also, I noted the disappearance of at least 2 models that I had previously been debating about purchasing. Assume that each brand sells their models equally (about 33% each for Apple, about 5% each for Dell).
      Also note that Dell rotates vastly different models in and out of its lineup on a frequent basis.

      If there's a problem with Dell model X, rather than fixing the issue in later builds, they simply drop that model and move a replacement into its place, or even replace the guts with completely different components. I've seen the video card options and even processor options change drastically in the 'same' model. (I'm talking Pentium M to Core Duo without a model number change, or nVidia and ATI chipset options being reduced to Intel Extreme only, again without a model number change.)

      The biggest factor is the vocal fan-base, who will complain about the slightest problems, but the familiarity is still a large factor. For example, I've tried to find other people who bought the same model of Toshiba Satellite laptop in hopes of finding a retired machine to replace a non-critical part, but have had no luck (I found the part once, but it apparently comes in both a male- and female-connector variety, for the same model laptop, and the version I found was the wrong gender). I can't be the *only* person who bought one, but they simply don't seem to exist anymore. (Not even on eBay!) PC (as in not Apple) laptops that have issues get dumped and replaced, because there's no component consistency even when the model is supposed to be the same. Apple laptops that have issues get repaired, generally under an industry-leading warranty and service program, and even years later it is possible to get replacement parts from discarded systems because the component consistency allows you to know that all systems of that model within a certain production date range have the same component.

    31. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      This response makes no sense. I said hardware, as in, overall machine specifications, not just the CPU. Compare the specs for a Dell or Toshiba laptop with a similarly priced MacBook. For $2000, you can get something way more powerful. You can compare it because the components are relatively the same (read: relatively) now.

      You also said Intel, and they make chips. I have compared specs, and that's not true. To get everything that's in a Macbook, you end up spending about the same for the Dell. Apple's been using Intel's top-of-the-line chips, so there *isn't* anything more powerful available from Dell et al. And even if this weren't true, what's your point - that Apple can't dupe their consumers now? How's that bad again?

      Again with putting words in my mouth, what's with that? They DIDNT HAVE core duo chips back when the G3/G4's were around. Apple's chip offering was more efficient than what Intel was offering AT THE TIME.

      And that's completely irrelevant to a discussion of the relative wisdom of the Intel switch, since they didn't switch 5 years ago, they switched last year. If I can remind you, you said the Intel switch was a mistake. I'm telling you with complete certainty that they didn't have a choice. By the time they actually DID switch their laptops were aging poorly and were loooong overdue for a chip upgrade - a chip (G5) they couldn't use because it would melt the titanium case.

      So when you say that an Apple is like a high-maintenance European sports car, are you saying that Apple owners have small penises?

      Not having examined them, I wouldn't presume to know, troll. Why don't you tell me?

    32. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      There is a difference in vendor quality with an apple. As far as I know, no one has video of an iBook blowing up like that dell laptop in japan. Thinkpads, dells and gateways have always had problems with hard drives failing.

      I think they buy from among the same set of vendors for batteries. Also note all the reports of the MacBooks and their amazing bloating batteries. Sounds like an explosion hazard to me.

      In any event, connecting any recent problems to the Intel switch doesn't seem intuitive. From memory, it has always seemed as if Apple *always* has problems with new products that are substantially different from the previous generation, and the new generation of laptops has many differences from their predecessors apart from the CPU.

    33. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by masklinn · · Score: 1

      Uh? The Macbook is v1, the inner components may be the same as the ones in the MBP or the Mac Mini, but the issues are with the outer shell, the packaging (except for the thermal paste one, which hasn't been fixed on any platform anyway). MB's shell is v1 therefore MB is v1, that's all there is to it.

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    34. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      True but i have a first gen g4 ibook and its working great. It all depends.. this was based on the powerbooks before it.

    35. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "Apple makes its money through an OS that many people feel is far superior to Windows"

      Thank you for stating this as a subjective feeling rather than a fact as many Mac lovers do.
      I've just had three employees at my company come to me telling them that they hate Macs and are afraid they are going to get stuck with one since the department is transitioning to Mac. Interestingly, two out of the three are previous long time Mac users who only switched to Windows a couple of years ago.
      Go figure.

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    36. Re:stupid Macbook tricks make frontpage? by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. $6,000 in repairs and replacement parts for a $1200 G3 iBook and $300 extended Applecare warranty finally turned into a replacement. Then it happened with my 14" iBook G4.

      I'm beginning to think they weren't designed to run for months at a time without powering down.

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  7. Seems like a piece of foam would work by popo · · Score: 1


    Or anything resilient.

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  8. Engineers by Joebert · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Let's hear it for Redneck Engineering !

    Hip hip, uhhhhh

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  9. Same with Powerbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I had the same thing with my G4 Powerbook. The warranty covered replacing the assembly and it was fixed. The first warranty fix of many on that Powerbook.

    Frankly, as much as I liked MacOS, Ubuntu is getting pretty good on the desktop these days and I'm finding it just fine on my Lifebook P1510. The Lifebook is light, usable and well-made and works nicely with Linux. Also, turning up to the colo to fix an outage last night and watching two people holding big heavy MacBooks while I'm using less than a kilo of ultra-portable was amusing.

    1. Re:Same with Powerbook by binary+paladin · · Score: 4, Funny

      "big heavy MacBooks"? What are you people, hobbits?

    2. Re:Same with Powerbook by greatcelerystalk · · Score: 1

      I had many of the same issues with my circa 2003 G3 iBook. It got very, very hot after an hour or two of use, and the logic board had to be replaced four times. There was also an issue with the lcd backlight flickering because the sharp plastic moulding used in the hinges abraided the wire. I spent around $1000, and it lasted less than a year. AppleCare also isn't available in my state for some reason, so it wasn't an option. Apple finally admitted to the logic board issue, but so far they haven't admitted that using thin wire with sharp plastic was a bad idea. I've never had an IBM-compatible machine (even a cheap Dell) ship with flaws like that. Heck, my Dell notebook was thrown 30 feet in a bus accident and Dell fixed it under warranty. I love OSX, but I have no idea how Apple stays in business with such dodgy hardware; if I had bought 30 iBooks for the private school I worked with at the time, I probably would've cried myself to sleep at night. Unfortunately, Apple and bad hardware seem to go together.

  10. Pfft..! by andytrevino · · Score: 0

    While these Macbook owners are getting turned away at the Apple Genius Bars,

    Get a load of these guys! Some "geniuses"...

  11. Useless tricks become useful by freemywrld · · Score: 3, Funny

    Woo! I knew all that origami that I learned while bored doing tech support would come in handy some day!

    1. Re:Useless tricks become useful by gbobeck · · Score: 1
      Woo! I knew all that origami that I learned while bored doing tech support would come in handy some day!


      Just think... now there is a practical use for not only your skill, but for SCO stock too!
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    2. Re:Useless tricks become useful by Fullhazard · · Score: 1

      This seems like more of a BOFH technique to me.
      "Oh, your laptop stopped working? Stick a piece of paper in it. It'll work fine" *leaves office before fire alarm activates*

  12. Same problem... by shadowmatter · · Score: 4, Informative

    I purchased a MacBook two weeks ago. At first, it was slightly irritating me. I like that responsive, affirming click when I press the mouse button. But then I realized that only the left and right sides of the button are squishy. The middle of the button doesn't have this problem, so train yourself to push it there. It becomes second nature quickly. (Perhaps YMMV.)

    Or go into the system preferences and set it so that tapping the trackpad clicks. (Tapping it with two fingers to 'right-click' is nice too...)

    - sm

    1. Re:Same problem... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Tapping it with two fingers to 'right-click' is nice too...

      Wouldn't it more intuitive if right-click was done by tapping with the pinky, and two fingers would give you middle click (think Emulate3Buttons)?

      I know, when I'm confronted with a touchscreen, and feel the need to rightclick (to open contextual menues or whatever), I spontaneously use the pinky. Well, obviously it doesn't work (with most touchscreens anyways...), but it would indeed be a nice intuitive feature if they somehow found a way to implement it.

    2. Re:Same problem... by reverius · · Score: 1

      1) Who in the hell uses their pinky to click the right mouse button on a regular mouse? I use my middle finger. Middle-click for me is index + middle finger (when I don't have a middle button, and I'm using ChordMiddle in X).

      2) How would a touchpad -or- touchscreen have any clue which finger you're touching it with!? I find that idea disturbing. All it knows is that you're touching it, with a certain amount of pressure, at a certain point. Is that enough data to decide which finger you're using?

    3. Re:Same problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy, when the government decides to implant all of us with RFID chips, you ask for it in the pinky! That is, if they give you a choice before lubing up and saying, "Good news! It's a suppository!"

    4. Re:Same problem... by DrXym · · Score: 1

      That might work but the next question is why is the button so wide if the only place it pushes properly is in the middle? Doesn't sound like good design to me.

    5. Re:Same problem... by zaphod_es · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is a trial run for a middle mouse button on Macs. Very ergonomic, a middle button but no left or right :)

    6. Re:Same problem... by zaphod_es · · Score: 3, Funny

      Never mind the quality, feel the width.

  13. The difference between PC and Mac users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    People, laptops are machines, they wear out, they have flaws. It's like some people get so emotionally attached to their computer that if they see one flaw with it they have to write an article about it.
    Written like a true PC user. You going to go bitch to the explodingdog guy too, or will you just concede the point that tasteless, emotionally deadened ignoramuses like yourself will never understand what makes us Mac users tick?
  14. Oooh now I get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet I know what a lot were thinking when they saw the headline. Origami fixes Mac. Bullshit! Oh, wait, not that Origami. See, this is why it helps to RTFA or even the summary.

  15. smugness, sodomy by (fagging+beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real question is, do smugness and homosexuality cause mac use or does mac use cause smugness and homosexuality?

    1. Re:smugness, sodomy by Silicon+Jedi · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Does groupthink and no social life cause Linux use or does Linux use cause groupthink and no social life?

    2. Re:smugness, sodomy by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Ummm

      You imply disparity where there is none. It isn't XOR, it is AND. One can be a Smug homo (not that there is anything wrong with that) and choose a Mac, or one could be completely straight (or at least appear so) and turn into a smug Homo (not that there is anything wrong with that).

      Being Smug or Homo (not that there is anything wrong with that) increases one's chances of being a Mac user exponentially. Be advised, there is always the rare exception where smug homos (not that there is anything wrong with that) chooses another OS like Linux or BeOS, just for the increased smugness levels. Vista may change all of this, but the odds of that are fairly remote.

      It is all about Boolean Logic and raw statistics.

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    3. Re:smugness, sodomy by Silicon+Jedi · · Score: 1

      Parent Modded down "too close to home". Either that or it is redundant to point out that Linux geeks have no life.

  16. One thing all these MacBook problems have shown me by opusman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... as a non-Mac user, is that Apple's after-sales service seems to suck. Sure there seem to be lots of hardware problems, but that's not really uncommon these days. However I would have expected reports of better service given Apple's reputation for "quality products" and the cult-worship it seems to get from it's fans. It's like it's giving a big "fuck you" to its users while at the same time expecting them to whoop and holler everytime Steve Jobs farts out something new.

  17. Why all the blogging? by Pliep · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone must explain something to me. I am a European (Netherlands) so possibly it's to do with consumer laws or something.

    When I buy a new computer / household device that does not live up to my expectations, I return it to the store and demand a refund or a new one that works properly. I always get what I want, including from vendors such as Apple.

    Now why does no-one in the blogosphere think of that? Why start fiddling around with pieces of paper, toothpicks, reinstalling software, "trying this and that because a friend told me". Why? WHY?

    GO BACK TO THE STORE AND DEMAND A PROPER PRODUCT!

    1. Re:Why all the blogging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well let's see. Our options are:

      1) Stick a little piece of paper under there, and think we are a smart cookie.
      2) Send it in, wait a week (or six) for a replacement, meanwhile be out of a computer and unable to work effectively.

      Which option is more convenient here?
      Or better question: Which option provides better IMMEDIATE satisfaction?
      There, NOW you understand the American attitude. It's not about what is the better solution, it is about what provides immediate satisfaction.

      (Disclaimer: I am Canadian. The same goes for us. It's really a "North American" attitude.)

    2. Re:Why all the blogging? by welshsocialist · · Score: 1

      Good luck trying that in the good ol' USA. You will get laughed out of the store. About 12 years, a dear friend of mine brought me a globe. This was when communism was ending, and as a result, my new globe didn't have the new nations on it. After 30-40 minutes of me geting angry and somesuch, they took back the blasted globe.

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    3. Re:Why all the blogging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      > GO BACK TO THE STORE AND DEMAND A PROPER PRODUCT!

      That works at many stores in the US, but it does not at the Apple Store. They charge a 10% restocking fee. December 2004 when I bought a new 17" PowerBook, it had a broken keyboard out of the box. Apple wanted a 10% restocking fee to replace it. That would have cost me almost $300. My other option was to send it in for repair, but Apple was out of the backlit keyboards so it would have taken over six weeks to get it repaired. After fighting with the manager for almost four hours the manager that showed-up for the next shift offered the solution of letting me return the laptop with the large restocking fee and then letting me buy a demo unit for $300 off. Since I was tired and was facing a three hour drive home, I gave-in. Paying that much for a used laptop sucked, but it was the best I could do.

      Note: The manager and two Apple employees strongly suggested I not take advantage of Apple's DOA policy. The agreement you have to sign in order to request to take advantage of that specifically states that you will be charged a $400 handling fee if they feel that the device was not DOA or was damaged when unpacking it or during the initial use. I didn't want to risk that.

    4. Re:Why all the blogging? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      2) Send it in, wait a week (or six) for a replacement, meanwhile be out of a computer and unable to work effectively.

      You forgot: ... and when it comes back, notice that all your data is gone and problem still isn't fixed

      Ok, so for the "data gone" part, there are backups. But for the "problem still not fixed" there is no easy solution. Had that happen with a Fujitsu Siemens Laptop (broken Irda and Wifi). After the 3rd attempt I just gave up... Warranty is fine if the manufacturer actually fixes the stuff that they get sent back. But in practice, it's too easy for them to just hang on to the hardware for a week and give it back to you as is, hoping that after a while you grow tired of this monkeybusiness and just cope.

      Which option provides better IMMEDIATE satisfaction?

      Exactly. And it's not even about immediate satisfaction, but satisfaction at all!

    5. Re:Why all the blogging? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's why it is smarter to always pay expensive hardware purchases with your credit card. If the vendor gets silly, just let your credit card provider fight on your behalf.

    6. Re:Why all the blogging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The immediate solution? Well, you call Apple and ask them to send a replacement and ask them if you can keep your old computer until you have received the new one. You have to fax or email a signed form where you state that they can charge you if you do not return the old one, but I won't blame them for that...

      Here in Europe, at least in the Netherlands and the Nordic countries and probably most other countries too, we have some laws that actually protect the consumers' rights. I understand that it sounds a bit weird for Americans, but in Sweden I have the legal right to return anything, no questions asked, and get a full refund (no restocking fee), if I buy something online, within a certain time frame (I think it is 14 days). I will need to pay shipping costs however, but in my experience Apple are happy to pay for that if I have a defect machine. According to law, you are entitled to a new product if you have had to repair it three times. Additionally, you always have a two-year warranty covering factory/production defects.

      Note: these laws does not cover all products. For example, you cannot exchange underwear or require two years of warranty for stuff that's not supposed to last two years, such as batteries and so on.

    7. Re:Why all the blogging? by SamSim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it's a geek thing. Geeks take pride in fixing things for themselves. Geeks take pride in never having to go back to a shop and ask for help.

    8. Re:Why all the blogging? by Pliep · · Score: 1

      I think that is very strange. Isn't there a law that protects customers in the US? In the Netherlands, you may return and request a refund within 7 days after purchase, no need to give a reason. How can they sell you something that is broken and then charge to have it replaced?

    9. Re:Why all the blogging? by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ***Someone must explain something to me. I am a European (Netherlands) so possibly it's to do with consumer laws or something.***

      It has to do with Americans prefering cheap goods that don't always work to more expensive products that don't always work. For the most part, we don't actually have the option of buying quality products backed by reliable manufacturers. Competent customer service was eradicated by a mysterious plauge apparently inadvertantly imported from Communist Eastern Europe in the early 1980s. Or maybe it was home grown. Opinions vary. Anyway, we are big on fixing things ourselves. It's not like we have another choice.

      If you still have decent customer service in the Nederlands, I would advise you to examine all American (and probably British) imports carefully to ensure that they are not infected with RTBS (Race To The Bottom Syndrome).

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    10. Re:Why all the blogging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As with many things, your mileage may vary.

      I bought a 17" G4 at an Apple Store in San Jose in December. From the start, it had a wierd white flash on the screen -- but only from time to time. I took it to another Apple store in San Jose 5 days later. The guy there listened to my description, asked a few questions (none of which involved rebooting or reinstalling the OS), took the unit in the back for a few minutes, said he had no idea what was wrong, and gave me a new PB. He even offered to transfer all of my files from the original system to the replacement. There was no mention of a restocking fee for replacing a defective unit.

      I was in the store for less than 30 minutes all together.

    11. Re:Why all the blogging? by LiquidRaptor · · Score: 1

      Except in most states, the lemon laws apply to all products, so 4th time it's broke for the same thing, you get a NEW replacement

    12. Re:Why all the blogging? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      They can't. The story is either a lie or leaving out details. Apple will take back any defective product within 14 days of purchase without restocking fees. After that, it's a waranty claim and must be handled by the technicians. That said, DOA still has to be verified by the techs, which leads to a few senarios based on this story:

      1) It was within 14 days, but did not appear DOA, therefore a restocking fee would apply for the return. Such is policy when buying expensive electronics.

      2) It was within 14 days, and he did not want to wait for the technicians to certify DOA. His problem. Just because he says it doesn't work does not mean it's so. Any company will first ask to verify defect before returning a product as such.

      3) It was outside 14 days but he had some moderately reasonable excuse as to why he didn't make it back in 14 days. That they were willing to let him exchange it at all is a matter of luck for him and the restocking fee is again policy when buying expensive electronics.

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    13. Re:Why all the blogging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Just because he says it doesn't work does not mean it's so.

      Part of the Q key was broken off and the key did not work! I noticed that when I opened the box when I got to my car. The missing piece wasn't even in the box so that shows just how horrible the Apple QC is. They didn't even notice that major problem before putting it in the box.

      > It was within 14 days, and he did not want to wait for the technicians to certify DOA.

      It was less than 15 minutes after I bought it. With Apple there is no waiting on them to verify it. They'll give you all of your money back on the spot, but as I said, the problem is that $400 fee that they could decide to charge you. Work paid for the laptop, but I was afraid I would have had to eat the $400 fee if they charged me. Call the Apple Store. They'll verify their $400 DOA fee.

    14. Re:Why all the blogging? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Then you need to turn arround a point them to their own sales policies:

      http://www.apple.com/legal/sales_policies/retail_u s.html

      Apple has no such $400 policy. Unless you can point me to the policy / contract stating such, I stand by my original assertation.

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    15. Re:Why all the blogging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Apple has no such $400 policy.

      They do. Why lie about it? What is your agenda?

      > I stand by my original assertation

      Why would you stand by it when it's wrong? Again, what is your agenda? Why are you trying to convince people Apple doesn't do this? They do it. It is their written policy.

      Apple most definitely has a "screw the victim out of $400 DOA" policy. They have had it for years. They had it when my wife worked at the Apple Store in Atlanta until November of 2004. I know just how often they screwed people with that policy. Again, are you going to lie and claim you've never noticed any of the hundreds of articles written about this policy? About once a month when I lived in GA I'd read something in the paper about complaints to the state AG's office about this policy. It's one of the more widely published complaints about Apple's horrible business practices.

      To quote Apples "screw the victim" policy:

      "DOA product...impose a $400 handling fee"

      It's available at:

      http://store.apple.com/Catalog/US/Images/salespoli cies.html

      So, are you going to call me a liar again and claim I broke into Apple's web server to upload that file? You trolls are sickening. Psychopaths like you need professional help for your problems before you end-up hurting someone. Damn . It's sad that people like you now have the Internet to create your own little fantasy world that you try to drag others into.

      PS: I've been a regular reader of this site since I first found-out about it in Oct 1998 at the Atlanta Linux Expo. It's amazing how useless this site has gotten when bold-face lies like yours get +2's and great posts from AC's are usually moderated down to -1's. Too often you see trolls that are awarded +5's. The idiotic policy to reward trolls and liars has ruined this site. Just witness how fast digg.com is growing to see how much damage has been done to this site's reputation. Thanks helping to ruin a once great site.

    16. Re:Why all the blogging? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      I have no agenda other than the truth. And the truth is, either you were lied to or you are mis-representing the policy. To quote:

      Apple reserves the right to test returned DOA product. If the condition of the product is misrepresented by the customer, Apple may impose a $400 handling fee.

      In other words, if you lie that it's DOA, and have them send you a box and a replacement unit, they will charge you. Note that the policy you point to refers to online and telesales orders and that Apple has a seperate set of policies for retail sales. Since you were at a retail store, it would be impossible for you to have this imposed as a tech would verify and declare DOA before you got a new machine.

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    17. Re:Why all the blogging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually America's fault. The Great-Depression taught America, along with all of Western Europe, to make due with what they have, and fix whatever is broken for themselves.

      Well, I guess that means that it's capitalism's fault, since it was ruthlessly capitalistic business practices that lead to the Depression. So that means that it is the fault of Frech Physiocrats in the eighteenth century and their idea of Laissez-faire.

    18. Re:Why all the blogging? by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      It's not that you're so insightful or european, its that people are frustrated that they even have to go back to the store. And, in a world where reality does NOT provide a womb-to-tomb cradle, sometimes clever people have to come up with solutions to problems.

      PS, die in a fire, socialist.

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    19. Re:Why all the blogging? by illustir · · Score: 1

      I actually tried this at the Apple Centre Lijnbaan in Rotterdam and the people there refused to replace my faulty Macbook. They went further and denied my problem in effect telling me I'm stupid and I'm imagining things.

      Now I'm stuck in tech support limbo. I had 9 phone actions today with various parts of Apple in the Netherlands and I still don't know what the status of my laptop is.

      To say I'm disappointed would be a severe understatement.

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  18. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by phalse+phace · · Score: 2, Informative
    So I think Apple is screwing themselves by combining the consumer and pro brand into 'MacBook'.

    Not sure what you mean by Apple "combining the consumer and pro brand into 'MacBook'," but:

    MacBook = consumer-class notebook

    MacBook Pro = professional-class notebook

  19. Not sure what it means by eyrieowl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    but the volume of posts I see on Slashdot and Digg about fixes for various MacBook problems both astound and amuse me. I could write it off as very poor quality control on Apple's part...and there may be something to that, but I wonder to what degree the Apple users are being more picky than the average bear.... I, for one, can't imagine buying, say, a Dell laptop and getting at all exercised about the clicky-ness of its buttons. But here we have evidence that not only has it bothered many MacBook owners, but one of them was so concerned that he gave it the thought to come up with a completely unusual solution to the problem. So...was the quality control really THAT bad? or are people just being very sensitive?

    1. Re:Not sure what it means by pomo+monster · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, Mac users are just blessed with greater creativity. You'd never see a PC user come up with this kind of solution. Don't believe me? IBM's been building motion sensors into their ThinkPads for years, but it took a Mac user to make it sing. Further examples abound.

      In other words, PC users contribute nothing to humanity beyond mechanical number-crunching and associated squareness. It's the Mac users of the world without whom all would be indistinguishable grey.

    2. Re:Not sure what it means by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      This is because Apple can't afford true engineers. They must hire left overs from IBM. So they have to throw some design work to Mac users. IBM machines just don't need such dramatic solutions.

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    3. Re:Not sure what it means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      but I wonder to what degree the Apple users are being more picky than the average bear

      You can't get a Mac without shelling out a reasonable amount of cash, so their customers are expecting a higher quality product than a bottom of the line Dell. Apple market themself as a high quality brand, while Dell market their products on value for money. Of cource Apple fans should be more picky, "you get what you pay for" and all that.......

    4. Re:Not sure what it means by ucd_michael · · Score: 0

      Blessed with greater creativity? I don't think so; you are just a "fanboy" who is regurgitating myths two fold: a group of people (Mac users) who have a certain property (enhanced creativity) and another group of people (non-Mac users) who have a the same property but in a lesser extent (zero creativity) and have an "associated squareness".

      To counter your point that only a "Mac user" is capable of utilizing motion sensors creatively, and thus is more creative than a non-Mac user? First, Amit Singh is not simply a Mac user, although his primary OS is OSX, he is vastly interested in over 64 different OSes ( quote "In any case I am not too fond of the expression 'switched.'")

      "Further examples," I suspect, contain the same logical falicy as your claim of a certain person (Mac user) being defined by their choice of product(Mac user, thus he/she must be creative).

      I am certain you like Apple and your computer and your OS, and that is fine. Even to say that it is "better" than any other OS/Harware combination is fine, if properly debated; however, to outright claim that the -person- who is using this machine has (by some magical means perhaps?) "greater creativy" than one who is not is wrong.

      Have you ever considered the creative people who never have or ever will use a computer?

      Your contribution to this article contributes lies and misconceptions, far worse than nothing.

    5. Re:Not sure what it means by supermank17 · · Score: 1

      The quality control does seem to be less than stellar on this round. I've been a PC user for most of my life, but just recently got my first macintosh in the form of a Macbook. And there have been several problems with it. Several keyboard keys were intermittant (turns out they were improperly seated) it runs extremely hot (much more so than my business hp laptop from work that has the same processor) and the mouse button is extremely unresponsive. The unresponsiveness probably stems from the fact that the apple trackpad is much wider than the standard PC trackpad, and there is only one button across the whole thing instead of two. So pressing near the side, away from the button contact in the center, means that it doesn't register a click. Even understanding that though, its an annoyance to click and have nothing happen. And the quality control does seem less than that of my previous laptops from the more common PC manufacturers.

    6. Re:Not sure what it means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So...was the quality control really THAT bad? or are people just being very sensitive?
      Entry level Dell laptop: $499
      Entry level Macbook: $1099

      Yes, people tend to be more sensitive about $1099 than $499, in fact about 2.2024 times more sensitive. I think studies have even shown this.
    7. Re:Not sure what it means by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Oh, we all know the Mac's 'creativity tools' are just because there are absolutely no games available for the platform :P

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    8. Re:Not sure what it means by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1
      No, Mac users are just blessed with greater creativity.


      I call BS on that. If I recognize a problem with the hardware that is too expensive to get repaired through normal channels (or there is no 'fix' because it was designed that way), I might think about engineering a solution. That solution, however, will not entail toothpicks, duct-tape, or paper origami cranes. In this example, depending on the heat characteristics of the area in question, I would make a appropriately sized element out of styrene (plastic) or sheet metal - and affix it to the device permanently. While I don't know the details of what was required from an engineering standpoint (there might be another way to fix it that is more efficient or less intrusive) - I do know that my approach would be from a standpoint of engineering a proper solution - NOT jerry-rigging a sloppy, and potentially dangerous half-way 'solution'.

      I think doing it the right way is far more creative to the alternative. Jerry-rigging may work for a short time, but is not a permanent solution, and is a lesser form of creativity IMHO.

      As an example, its like the difference between the guy with the brand new Corvette, who used wire coat-hangers to hold on his muffler, and the guy who bought an old '57 Chevy and restored it to near-stock condition. Who is more creative? The Corvette owner grabbed some coathangers and crawled under his car. The Chevy owner restored the engine, perhaps to the extent of fabricating parts, did body work, restored interior components, painted the exterior and upholstered the interior. I think it is obvious.

      Some people know the cost of everything, and the value of nothing. (Can't recall who I am paraphrasing, but I think it applies here)
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    9. Re:Not sure what it means by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's the Apple users being more picky as it is Windows users being more apathetic. You see the same thing with FireFox. (Or, at least, I do.) Lots of people download and love it, but a lot of those same people are often asking for help on doing this or that or fixing this little nuance in the program. Is it that they're picky? Not really. It's more that they care to have a working product, crafted towards their desires. Of course, maybe they're picky in the first place because they wanted a more secure, less virus-prone OS or browser. Generic Windows users, on the other hand, are used to their OS and hardware giving them shit, and if they can't take the computer back to Best Buy to have it fixed, they just kind of shrug and go on with life, or plunk down $600 for another computer. I've been working as an intern internal programmer for a large company for about four months now. I've had to fix programs left and right that shouldn't have worked in the first place (to the point that I've just completely re-written some programs.) When I prod some of the users who bring issues to me about how long they've had the problem, I sometimes get the answer "Months". This company (at least, in this building) uses nothing but Microsoft products. I think they've become accustomed to programs not working, and think that it won't do much good to submit a problem ticket. Or the company has just always hired useless programmers and they've gotten used to that.

    10. Re:Not sure what it means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's all part of the Apple Product Cycle. Specifically:
      A minor, rarely occurring flaw in the device begins to be discussed in the Apple support forums. Whiny, artistic types post lengthy diatribes about how this terrible design flaw has made the device unusable and scarred them emotionally. Electronic petitions are created demanding that Apple replace the devices for free, plus pay for counseling to help traumatized users overcome their emotional distress.
    11. Re:Not sure what it means by rho · · Score: 1

      I think it's a sensitivity thing myself. At least partly. The MacBook is a nice maching, IMO, and I've been permanently bonded to mine since I got it several weeks ago. For the record, my trackpad button is a bit mushy on the right side, but since I never click it there, I don't give a flying fuck.

      There's shared blame for the sensitivity, too. Apple (rightly) advertises itself as a better alternative. Mac users tend to be more discriminating, or at least think they are. Combine those two and mix in an extremely low-price consumer-oriented laptop, and you've got a perfect storm of potential bloviating over trivialities. Remember, it's rare that you get a forum dedicated to fawning over an Apple product when it's working. You only see the negative from people who have issues, either real or imagined.

      I wish computer reviews and computer review sites weren't such complete trash. ArsTechnica is probably the best of a bad lot, and they highly rated the MacBook, which is why I drove to Dallas to look at them (and buy one).

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    12. Re:Not sure what it means by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

      It's because they believe the hype, that they've paid extra for some sort of luxry laptop. And that would be why instead of returning it as they should, they come up with all sorts of hacks and beliefs ("the strip above my keyboard is supposed to burn my fingerprints off"); so that they don't have to admit that macs are just as high quality as Dell or anybody else. They just happen to come in white and cost twice as much. But at least they're not some old stick in the mud that represents fun with a pie chart...

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  20. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the heat related problems are common to the MacBook and MacBook Pro. In other words, it's not the price of the machine, it's the vendor.

  21. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll probably get modded into oblivion, but your point is dead-on. The Macbook _still_ has too many hardware bugs. You get alot of performance for the price, but it would be nice if Apple still had a product built like a tank with good styling AND high performance AND reliability for those willing to pay 25% more or so. AFAICT the last machine to fit the bill was the bronze g3, and build quality has just gone downhill since then as they've tried to trickle iBook cost savings up to the high end, ultimately merging them.

    And the submitter's comments about the Geniuses and the Apple Store are no worse than I've experienced. They will tell you right to your face there's no problem, even when they know full well because people are trying left and right to return these so they can wait for the next hardware rev - yep, I got burned too. For shame, Apple. We need a reliable high-end portable!

  22. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by barfooz · · Score: 1

    You had a pretty good point until: This is another reason to hope that we have a creative *nix laptop in the next few years, a fully intergrated solution, not just hacked together like most of the MS and x86 stuff is. Perhaps Sun will become the new boutique of useful computing. The Macbook IS that laptop... what else do you want?

  23. I blame the switchers. by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1

    People come to the platform expecting Apple to have the same shit service as companies like Dell and Toshiba, so they don't even bother trying. If they ever did, they might be pleasantly surprised; on the occasions I've had to send a computer back to Apple, they've paid for shipping both ways, and turnaround time has never been more than two days (not even during the dark Sculley-Spindler-Amelio interregnum).

    1. Re:I blame the switchers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Dell has possibly the best support in the industry. I had a problem with my old laptop, turned out to be a faulty display. When I called support they asked me if I wanted someone to come over to my house. I said that would be difficult with my job, so they offered to have them come over to my workplace. The next day, the tech shows up at my desk with a new panel and installs it right there. With the 3-year standard service plan that cost me exactly $0. Can Apple match that? If so, I'm impressed, since Dell has been the best I've seen.

    2. Re:I blame the switchers. by pomo+monster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah, except Consumer Reports disagrees with you time and time again, most recently just last month. Apple consistently ranks at or near the top for free tech support; Dell at or near rock-bottom.

      (Sorry about the link, I couldn't find a working non-registration page.)

    3. Re:I blame the switchers. by mrcaseyj · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Apple consistently ranks at or near the top for free tech support; Dell at or near rock-bottom.
      The link you provided doesn't seem to be consistent with your characterization of Dell at or near rock-bottom. For example in the desktop PC category it lists "...eMachines at 62, ...Dell at 54,... and Compaq cruising in with a 46." Apple is listed at 82. That's low for Dell, but still beats out or matches a couple other major companies, and is middle of the pack for Windows desktops, from what's shown at the link.

      The site seems to contradict itself when it says "Lenovo managed to tie Apple in each case in the laptop survey" but then says "...Apple also scored an 82, with Lenovo at 69..." Or maybe the numbers are just different than the survey.

      I wonder if Apples numbers could be skewed because Apple owners are sort of a special group(no insult or compliment intended by special). There is probably much less brand loyalty among the owners of Windows machines. I also wonder what the price difference is between comparable Apple and Windows machines (if any), and what kind of support and quality that could buy if a Windows vendor would/could/does sell it.

      Maybe the lesson to take from the report is that if you're going to buy a Windows box, that you shouldn't buy it from any of the companies listed, because Apple proves that they could do much better.

      I wonder if you would get better support if you told them you were a consumer reports member and you always fill out their surveys.

  24. First Generation by rramdin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You see problems like this all the time with first generation models, especially from Apple. Almost half of the Apple first-gen hardware that my friends and I have purchased over the years have been completely replaced by Apple within a year of purchase. Don't get me wrong, I swear by my PowerBook, but I'll never buy a new product before the kinks can be worked out.

    1. Re:First Generation by fatdog789 · · Score: 1

      That's funny. I've never had a problem with any first generation Dell or Thinkpad.

    2. Re:First Generation by pomo+monster · · Score: 0, Troll

      That's because you, like most PC users, are not very demanding.

    3. Re:First Generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between an Apple and a Thinkpad though is that a Thinkpad is actually high quality, whereas a Mac just looks pretty.

    4. Re:First Generation by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Weird, there were no first generation kinks with my Dell Inspiron.

      I'm not trolling, and I know I'll get modded down for this, but I can't help but enjoy seeing so many problems with Apple's products. We all know someone who looks down their nose at non-Apple PCs, and each one of these stories knocks these people down a peg.

      eg "Did you hear about the recent root-my-mac-mini competition? Apparently there are loads of critical undisclosed vulnerabilities in OS X."
      "Really? But OS X is UNIX [so how could it be vulnerable?]"
      The worrying thing is that this was a doctor of Computer Science, my lecturer!

      Maybe after enough of these problems are found fanatics will start to realise that we're using non-Apple PCs because we prefer them.

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    5. Re:First Generation by binary+paladin · · Score: 0, Troll

      That's because no one cares. And frankly, pre-OS X no one around here cared about Apple either. Say hello to a polarized topic.

      I don't even buy first generation cars. First generation everything has kinks.

    6. Re:First Generation by schmu_20mol · · Score: 1

      Out of interest . . . how do you get to know which generation they are in for a specific product? (And what has been fixed?)

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    7. Re:First Generation by rramdin · · Score: 1
      I've actually seen the number of problems go up remarkably in the last year or so. I think it some ways it can be attributed to rising popularity. Apple is probably changing the way the make their units to be better suited to more massive production. Also, with increasing popularity comes increasing publicity.

      I also give Apple a little bit of wiggle room, as it were. Their products tend to be more aesthetically pleasing than most of their competition. Apple's computers (and other hardware), tend to be quite innovative and are often trendsetters in the market. Apple ise doing much of the innovation, instead of merely using proven technologies (for instance, Apple was the first company to use trackpads on its laptops and to successfully market mouses on computers). The price that you pay is that the technology hasn't been tested on a large scale, and you are apt to encounter bugs.

    8. Re:First Generation by rramdin · · Score: 1
      Apple maintains a site that lists all the models that have been released here. It doesn't quite say which are first-gens, but you can sort of intuit it. I pretty much remember all the announcements, so I can place them by date.

      There used to be a great website that had a comprehensive listing. I lost the URL and couldn't find it on Google. But I remember that they made an application that let you see all the different models with pictures. It told you what they changed from revision to revision.

    9. Re:First Generation by Quantum+Fizz · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I know of no one that's ever had a problem with a first generation Apple notebook either. (I only have desktops, no portables).

    10. Re:First Generation by Gumph · · Score: 1

      You've just been lucky mate, we have over 600 Dell Latititudes here at work (after being a pure Compaq/HP shop) and the failure rate of some part of the Dell is WAAAY higher than the HP's ever were. I would say approx 5 times as many laptops have a faulty part when compared with the HP's, our on-site hardware guy has never worked harder.

      I know we are meant to be talking about MBPs but I just wanted to illustrate that Dell's are completly inferior to most other manufacturers out there a fact born out by other PC magazine studies each year as well. Let's face it, Dell are a commodity PC manufacturer they sell em cheap and ship em out in large volumes - quality is always going to suffer in this business model.

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    11. Re:First Generation by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Wow, and from your one data point we can extrapolate to an entire industry.

    12. Re:First Generation by Lussarn · · Score: 1

      And after years of innovation and trendsetting they have basicaly cloned the normal PC. Even to the point where it runs Windows.

    13. Re:First Generation by Tsoonamy · · Score: 1
    14. Re:First Generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    15. Re:First Generation by Damvan · · Score: 1

      So when will I know that we are in the "2nd generation" of the MacBooks? Will Apple advertise them as Revision 2 or Generation 2? Will they announce changes? I would love a MacBook, but all this talk of 1st gen vs 2nd gen has me wanting to wait. When will I know the waiting is over?

    16. Re:First Generation by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      to successfully market mouses on computers

      I call bullshit on this. They were amongst many. While they eventually faded into obscurity, the Amiga and to a lesser extent Atari ST came with a mouse around the same time as the Apple, and what market share benefit Apple had in the educational sector, the Amiga and Atari had in the home.

  25. New marketing angle! by ChePibe · · Score: 1

    Wow! This may not be great news for Apple and Apple owners, but it gives yet another use for an Origami Rock! I expect these high tech devices to find their way into the drawers of true Apple owners everywhere!

    1. Re:New marketing angle! by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

      feh! origami boulder MUCH cooler!

    2. Re:New marketing angle! by ChePibe · · Score: 1

      No! Origami rock cool, dumb dumb!

  26. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by apflwr3 · · Score: 2, Insightful


    So I think Apple is screwing themselves by combining the consumer and pro brand into 'MacBook'.

    Yeah. They should make a better laptop and call it "MacBook Pro." (cough.)

    The Nano, which was clearly designed to cheap and accessible, does not have the ruggedness of the original machines.

    As per the name, the Nano was designed to be smaller than the iPod. And it is. "Ruggedness" has nothing to do with it.

    Now, the Shuffle WAS designed to be the cheap and accessible iPod. But since it's flash-based, encased in plastic and has no screen, it's actually the most rugged of the three. The only way to kill a Shuffle is to drop it in water.

  27. Re:One thing all these MacBook problems have shown by ratbag · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To provide a bit of balance - my Powerbook was delivered with what turned out to be a faulty PSU. One call led to the machine being collected the next day (at my request) and replaced. Since then I've had no problems whatsoever. More importantly, I'm enjoying using the best user OS out there, since I didn't take one dodgy machine to mean that all Apples are now completely unreliable.

    And before someone feverishly responds "What does one data point prove?", I only mention this episode because someone is extrapolating a few noisy bloggers into "Apple's after-sales service seems to suck". I feel no need to make excuses for the supplier of my computer and OS, but my experience of Apple's after-sales has been wholly positive.

    So label me "fan-boy": I think this platform deserves fans in a way that maybe vanilla PCs don't. I'm also a fan-boy for HP's DL380 servers, which is my bread-and-butter machine at work, in case you're interested.

  28. It's not quite that simple. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like the solution is to fold up a piece of paper

    It's not quite that simple.

    The article is inaccurate. It says you you can fold an origami star or merely just fold the paper in a square. Neither of these methods will work. Instead, fold the origami (or other, but origami paper is preferred) into a crane, as shown here. Then smash the origami crane with your fist, using a quick up and down motion, as if you were masturbating.

    From here, follow the rest of the directions in the article, and your trackpad should soon be clicking like there's no tomorrow.

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    1. Re:It's not quite that simple. by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 3, Funny

      crap. I got to the part about masturbating and forgot all about the origami.

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    2. Re:It's not quite that simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, the origami is the reason for masturbating!

    3. Re:It's not quite that simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you can reach an ori-gasm?

  29. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, they did drop the 12" PB, forcing those who want/need a smaller form factor to sacrifice for the cheaper MacBook.

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  30. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 0

    Perhaps Sun will become the new boutique of useful computing.

    Mod Parent Up, +1 Funny!!

    (Sorry, fermion. I couldn't help it.) =)

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  31. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard of people accidentally snapping them off when plugged in (granted, the person who snapped it off was supposed to be vaccuming, so it's probably not too common).

  32. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by anti-drew · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The GP is correct about the way Apple has changed their branding strategy.

    Old:
    * Brand: PowerBook
    * Brand: iBook

    New:
    * Brand: MacBook
    * Brand Extension: MacBook Pro

    I'm sure Jobs would hate the comparison to fizzy water, but it's sort of like the transition from Coke/Tab to Coke/Diet Coke. Diet Coke is a brand extension of Coke. It's a definite consolidation under the new name. But really, I don't know if that's necessarily a bad thing and Apple is screwing themselves. It puts more weight behind the Mac name, and that might be a smart move if they want the Mac to seriously make inroads in marketshare.

  33. That's the evidence by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 5, Funny

    that even with computers you will never have a "paperless office". :-)

    1. Re:That's the evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone actually uses macs in an office?

  34. double brand extension by anti-drew · · Score: 1

    What's interesting, btw, is actually that the major brand is Mac. And really MacBook is already an extension of that. MacBook Pro is a double-extension. That's starting to reach shaky ground. Any further extensions -- "MacBook Pro Ultra-Lite", for example -- and it gets too complicated for most people to remember.

    1. Re:double brand extension by X43B · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh I agree, it is way beyond the consumer to understand that a MacBook Pro Ultra-Lite might be.... 1)MacBOOL noteBOOL computer 2)Professional Model 3) Ultra low weight It would be much more intuitive if they would go with something like Dell and be the Inspiron E1705. 1)Insipiron, let me see, was that the notebook, desktop, small form factor...? 2)E--uhhhhhh what? 3)1705, so it is 1.705Ghz machine? nope, $1705, nope, uh? Yeah Apple is HORRIBLE with names, I'm off to buy a HP Pavillion WSXLJPILJPJS32165461, bye.

  35. FUD tag by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Insightful



    Cue FUD tag on this story in 3...2..1..

  36. Re:One thing all these MacBook problems have shown by DongleFondle · · Score: 1

    This guy is a "fan-boy".

    Thank you.

  37. All about the Apple Care problem by ModernGeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've had excellent results when dealing with apple, however there seems to be a problem with their system. If you call to an operator and say, "I'd like to make a warranty claim", they will make the claim as long as you emphasize that it is for a faulty part. Otherwise, if you say, "My computer randomly shuts off" they will say you need phone support, because in essence, they are helping you diagnose a problem. I talked to one lady at AppleCare telling her I needed to make a warranty claim, and she said that I would need to purchase the three year plan so that I can get the one year of phone support. I asked her how to make a direct warranty claim, and she said I can't do that, I have to go though her, and purchase the agreement with the phone support. She told me I needed to pay $49/hr if I took the machine to a Genius Bar for them to diagnose and send it off. She spread FUD. Their purpose isn't to help people, it is to get those plans sold and extended. They are going about the whole thing the wrong way. "AppleCare sales are low, push them!" The applecare system needs to be revised. It used to be that the Genius Bar provided free help, and that you shouldn't have a problem with getting defective things fixed. I can see charging tech support over the phone to a certain extent (maybe each call gets a free 30 min, or everyone gets 30min/week for free based on your phone #/appleID), but this is just ridiculous. I'd be a much happier apple customer if they would simply help people without all this garbage. I feel like I'm taking an HP laptop to the GeekSquad whenever I talk to Apple. Like they are trying to make a buck off my problem with their product!

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    1. Re:All about the Apple Care problem by rahrens · · Score: 1

      Friend, if you have a problem with an Apple product, and it's within warranty, all you need to do is call tech support. They won't charge you for the time, cause it's within the warranty period. If she's talking about $49 an hour or applecare, that means your warranty is past, and you won't get it fixed under warranty.

      Her more subtle message is, buy the applecare, and THEN make the tech support call, then maybe they'll fix it under warranty!

      With every Mac, you get free 90 days telephone support. If you have a warranty issue, make an appointment at the genius bar, and take it in for them to look at. If it really is broken, and there isn't a question, like with the squishy button, they'll either issue a replacement, or fix it with no questions asked. I've been using Macs since 1987, and my warranty experience with them has always been sterling. The one time I walked away from a Genius bar unsatisfied, I got home, looked at my iPod again, and saw that the whole issue had been my fault for using the wrong cable from the beginning! (was using USB in a USB 2 port instead of a firewire cable in a firewire port - no wonder it wouldn't work! Brainfart... too many cables on one machine.) Of course, when the tech at Apple plugged it in, HE used the correct cable and port, so it worked for him...typical user error. That's why they often seem skeptical, it's their job - people DO try to get new stuff for free sometimes, and people often don't use the equipment correctly - I know, my own job is tech support for Uncle Sam. I see that all the time.

      Next time, know the tech support terms for your equipment, and listen when the operator is telling you something - just maybe she knows what she's talking about!

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    2. Re:All about the Apple Care problem by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      FWIW having your computer diagnosed at the genius bar is still free. My experience with Apple Care has been it's always in how you approach them. Remember that they have the power to make or ruin your day. Treat them with respect and with respect for the things they have to do (like read the script) and your whole process goes much smoother and much faster. Having spent my time in the service and repair industries, the customers who always took the longest to get things done and who always had the hardest times were the one's who insisted they knew all and demanded the processes bent to their terms.

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    3. Re:All about the Apple Care problem by samuelvis · · Score: 1

      I agree that this is a real pain for Apple customers. But also realize that Apple is trying to avoid incurring the costs of shipping out a box, having a tech look at it, and shipping it back--when the issue was a software problem all along (like resetting PMU). Remember that the vast majority of end-users' problems are software-related. Because the warranty lasts longer than the phone support, Apple forces even warrantied customers to spend money in order to "definitively" rule out software. That way more of the money they spend on warranty repairs actually goes to fixing or replacing hardware.

      Of course the easy way for Apple to simplify this would be to give their customers 1 year of phone support and warranty. I would think the added customer satisfaction would, in the long run, cancel out much of the added call center expense, but that's just my guess.

      If you want to avoid this mess, the best thing to do is go to a Genius Bar and speak to someone in person. If you make the immediate impression that you: a) are a nice person; b) know what you're doing, and; c) have already ruled out a software problem, they're more likely to cut through some of the red tape for you.

  38. I could never understand that, either by melted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I bought a Mac mini a few months ago and experienced wireless issues. I took it to the store and had it back in three days with wireless seeing some access points in the vicinity that I wasn't even previously aware of.

    But you should see the GIGANTIC thread about this issue in Apple forums. Folks try everything except for the right thing - take it to the store and have it repaired or replaced. Some folks have been posting into that thread for MONTHS.

  39. Communism will never 'end' by Andrew+Tanenbaum · · Score: 1

    As long as any man has an ounce of empathy left for his fellow man.

    1. Re:Communism will never 'end' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm, interesting line... Lenin... Stalin... proletariat trying to "restore by force the vanished status of the working man from the Middle ages"... Democratic centralism...

      Stop me when I get to the "empathy" for the "fellow man"...

    2. Re:Communism will never 'end' by Andrew+Tanenbaum · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Communism is totally the exact-same fucking thing as Marxism. Nice strawman.

    3. Re:Communism will never 'end' by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Lowercase-c communism may not end, uppercase-C Communism(i.e. with the Communist Party, the Soviet Union and its satellites) was ending in the early 90s. But I'm now in the murky territory between syntax and semantics.

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  40. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you think about them running ads saying "It just works" everything comes into focus. Add to that the legions of Mac zealots.

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  41. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by dotoole · · Score: 1

    Apple have a good reputation and as such are held to a much higher standard than other manufacturers.

  42. Other MacBook problems by otisg · · Score: 2, Informative

    For what it's worth, I just spent a few hours reading MacBook reviews, researching whether I should buy one or go with a regular Wintel laptop.
    Here are the MacBook problems people wrote about:
    1. the bottom gets very hot (one person compared it to a vulcano), not suitable for laptop work
    2. plastic around the screen likes to come off
    3. the white MacBooks get "stained" where people rest their hands. These stains cannot be cleaned with any kind of a cleaning agent.
    4. trackpad problems like this one.

    Guess which type of a laptop I'm now leaning towards? :(

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    1. Re:Other MacBook problems by Nightspirit · · Score: 1

      Consider a tablet PC, the brand doesn't matter I suppose. Sure, they sound gimicky and cost ~$300 more, but you can get a 12 or 14" screen that can at any time become essentially an ultraportable. It's very handy for airplane trips, car rides, and even if you occasionally use your laptop in bed. Not needed as much if you can stand the small screens of ultraportables. I'm pretty happy with my Fujitsu t4010, but there are a bunch of other great brands, and even some linux tablets.

    2. Re:Other MacBook problems by papasui · · Score: 1

      I've had a macbook for a few weeks now (1.8 w/1 Gig ram). I use mine on my lap, the top left corner can get pretty warm (but not a lot worse than other intel based notebooks I've owned, and I've had 5 in the last 4 years) if it's plugged in but it's not skin burning. I haven't had any problems with mine.
      I think it's people overreacting for the most part.

    3. Re:Other MacBook problems by Quantum+Fizz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seems like you've made up your mind, but you might seriously want to consider the ACTUAL frequency of these problems, or whether it's just a few noisy bloggers. That said, go with the solution you truly think would be happiest, instead of being swayed by bloggers eitherway. Better than living in a world of buyer's remorse.

    4. Re:Other MacBook problems by node+3 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      1. the bottom gets very hot (one person compared it to a vulcano), not suitable for laptop work
      All fast Intel notebooks get hot. Apple users are used to the cooler running G3's and G4's. That said, there were a number of units that ran exceptionally hot. Every report I've read where someone with that problem actually tried to have it replaced got a new one.

      2. plastic around the screen likes to come off
      Never heard this one. As long as you didn't abuse it, I'd expect Apple would replace it.

      3. the white MacBooks get "stained" where people rest their hands. These stains cannot be cleaned with any kind of a cleaning agent.
      Actually, nail polish remover (non-acetone, non-isopropyl alcohol kind) does the trick. Also, this happens to a small number of people. Perhaps if you just have unlucky skin chemistry?

      4. trackpad problems like this one.
      Test one out at the Apple Store.

      In fact, I suggest looking at all of those issues at the Apple Store. I tested the heat on the MacBooks/MacBook Pros, which are all running full-time on power, and while they were all warm, they were not "OMFG BBQ!" hot.

      In the end, pick the computer you think will serve you best. If you do decide to get a MacBook, you're already ahead of the game by being aware of the problems others are having, and can quickly take it to Apple for replacement. I would definitely check out the heat and the trackpad on the display models so at least you'll have reasonable expectations.
    5. Re:Other MacBook problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right... because if the problems haven't happened directly to you everyone else is just overreacting. Get a clue. There's been thousands of people that have reported problems with the new MacBooks' and even the people working at the Apple stores admit that there have been a lot of problems with the initial release. Most of the smart Mac users have learned by now that when it comes to Apple, you should always wait until at least the second release of any model. But hey, why take into account the problems that have been reported everywhere by thousands of users when you personally have had one for "a few weeks" and haven't had any problems....

    6. Re:Other MacBook problems by papasui · · Score: 1

      or maybe people put Apple on a pedestal and thing it needs to be absolutely flawless? And anyway since I'm an IT professional I've seen the good, bad, and the ugly of notebooks (and most other computer hardware as well). The macbook is right up there with the best of them.

    7. Re:Other MacBook problems by kklein · · Score: 1

      I used to work in Powerbook support. Apple buyers are the most whiny, nitpicky, arrogant piece of crap customers you could ever have the misfortune to deal with. ANY LITTLE THING THAT DIDN'T LIVE UP TO THEIR IMPOSSIBLE EXPECTATIONS warranted a call to me (example: The lid squeaks when I open it. Give me a new one.). So now that they have the option of whining to the world when their mass-produced, sweatshop-supporting, oil guzzling, consumer toys aren't quite the Platonic ideal of whatever they are, you are going to see lists of complaints like this. I worked for Apple when their build quality was in the toilet (the 5300s) and even then, to be honest, they weren't that bad. The MacPress is just viscious. Apple products tend to be good. It's just that that reputation has driven a lot of whiny dorks in turtlenecks and tiny spectacles to bitch about every little thing that occupies their unburdened mind during their voluminous spare time.

      Get whatever you LIKE, but don't listen to Apple customers. They are insane.

    8. Re:Other MacBook problems by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
      All fast Intel notebooks get hot. Apple users are used to the cooler running G3's and G4's. That said, there were a number of units that ran exceptionally hot. Every report I've read where someone with that problem actually tried to have it replaced got a new one.
      My non-Mac laptops don't get hot enough to burn my hands.
      Actually, nail polish remover (non-acetone, non-isopropyl alcohol kind) does the trick. Also, this happens to a small number of people. Perhaps if you just have unlucky skin chemistry?
      This is still a annoyance. Plus it's interesting how people who owned previous iBooks, and Powerbooks who never had this problem, now have it with the new MacBooks.
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    9. Re:Other MacBook problems by Tsoonamy · · Score: 1

      That's exactly my position right now. When the MacBooks were released, I was absolutely sure I'd buy one, but now I'm quite unsure.

    10. Re:Other MacBook problems by node+3 · · Score: 1
      My non-Mac laptops don't get hot enough to burn my hands.
      And neither do properly operating MacBooks/MacBook Pros. There are confirmed reports of ones which significantly overheat, and have been replaced by Apple.

      There are two issues here. One is a legitimate product failure, the other is just Mac users finding out that the Intel Core Duo/Solo runs hotter than G3's and G4's.

      This is still a annoyance. Plus it's interesting how people who owned previous iBooks, and Powerbooks who never had this problem, now have it with the new MacBooks.
      PowerBooks don't come into the picture--none were made of white plastic. But even so, I agree, it's an annoyance. However, if your interest in getting a Mac is so borderline that cleaning the palm rest area once every month or so is a deal-breaker, by all means get whatever you want. But really, it's a pretty lame argument against getting a Mac, especially since it's not even likely you'll be affected by the problem anyway, and even if you are it's easily dealt with.
    11. Re:Other MacBook problems by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Now would be a great time to buy one of the older PPC based Apple notebooks. Then in three or four years when you're ready to upgrade they'll have all the bugs ironed out of the intel hardware. The 12" aluminum powerbook is reasonably quick, never gets more than warm, is a solidly designed piece of machinery and has a battery life of 3-4 hours under normal usage. It's also small enough that you can use it in coach. And it's OSX, which is pretty sweet and useful right out of the box -- just take it out, turn it on and ssh to your server. When I got mine it was the first time an OS install wasn't the first thing on the checklist to getting the machine working (Since I don't do Windows.)

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    12. Re:Other MacBook problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod up!

    13. Re:Other MacBook problems by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      All fast Intel notebooks get hot. Apple users are used to the cooler running G3's and G4's. That said, there were a number of units that ran exceptionally hot. Every report I've read where someone with that problem actually tried to have it replaced got a new one.

      Untrue. My Compal FL-30 (generic notebook) with a 2.16GHz Dothan barely gets warm when you stress the CPU. It gets somewhat warmer when you stress the CPU and the GPU (GeForce Go 6400) at the same time, but even then it's not nearly as warm as even the old PowerBook G4s.

      For a notebook with Intel integrated graphics, the MacBook gets unacceptably hot.

    14. Re:Other MacBook problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the issues with MacBooks (Pro or otherwise) have been reported by 'thousands of users'. I'd say the temperature (probably the most subjective) issue has been reported on by 'hundreds of users', with some saying, 'way to hot', others saying 'a bit warm', and others saying 'not a problem with mine'.

      The infamous MacBook discoloration issue has been reported by exactly *ONE* user. That's right, despite the massive media attention, there is only one known instance of it happening.

      I've had my MacBook Pro (15") for a couple months now, and I'll admit that *technically* I have the screen-noise issue. I'm not complaining about it though, because to hear the buzz on *my* MBP, I've got to sit in a quiet room, with the air-conditioner off, and *literally" put my ear less than half an inch from the keyboard. In my book, that's completely within acceptable noise levels. Heck, every PDA I've had has made more noise than that.

    15. Re:Other MacBook problems by deceased+comrade · · Score: 1

      Dont think that Apple hardware is defective just because their customers hold them to a higher standard. You complained about the heat, well right now its on my lap and i cant even feel any heat. (Which is too bad, its freezing in here) and even when it was running both cores at full speed, it wasnt as hot as my old celeron 500mhz laptop doing nothing. You also complained that the plastic comes off, well i've heard of many worse things happening on other laptops, and your basic dell has a terrible warranty. As for stained plastic, i direct your attention to the grease stains on every frequently used keyboard wrist rest ever, they all get stained and this one happens to be white. spring for the black if you cant be bothered to keep clean. And this problem wasnt even a true "problem" rarely would anyone even notice the difference in "clickiness" of trackpad buttons on your typical dell. Basically dont let the fact that apple is incredibly high profile and expected to be perfect mar your view of apple. Besides, in my experience with apple warranties, they are extremely prompt and quick with a brand new device. I love my MacBook.

  43. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by jd0g85 · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the old naming scheme would be cleaner:

    iMacBook = consumer-class notebook
    Power MacBook = professional-class notebook

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  44. I can think of a better way to fix the problem by DrXym · · Score: 1

    Return the thing for a replacement or refund. Or a class action lawsuit if you feel that strongly. These things are only a month old and people are resorting to potentially warranty invalidating hacks to fix overheating, CPU whine, case yellowing and now squidgy button issues when they should be kicking Apple for releasing a lemon.

  45. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by mjwx · · Score: 0, Troll


    Apple's world wide market share is 4% (OK 5% in the US but I'm not in the US) and that makes them pretty irrelevant to anyone except a graphic designer even if you try to squeeze an extra percent or two in there.

    The market contains thousands of hardware vendors selling x86 or compatible (AMD64 for example) products, which would just happen to put them in the same group (they are interoperable with other vendors).

    Earth to pawzle, there are more Intel PC's then there are Intel Mac's. You have more functionality in a PC, they are cheaper, more customizable and run more functional OS's (if the last point is true for a Mac, it is merely an expensive hardware platform).

    the "br" tag (which stands for breaking return) helps to separate ideas.

    I don't want to crucify Mac's, As a network administrator that has to deal with these horrible machines. I would much rather launch them into space (a "Mac Driver" if you will), barring that a simple bonfire will suffice.

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  46. Re:One thing all these MacBook problems have shown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...Since then I've had no problems whatsoever. ...


    Dude... you're mellowing our harsh.

  47. This is too true by Flying+pig · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's sad (but understandable) that IBM sold to the Chinese, because the combination of Ubuntu 6.6 and a Thinkpad is pretty good. This is in fact Apple's problem. The rest of the world has caught up and you CAN have rock solid industrial strength *Nix on a reliable laptop. I'm sorry, but dock icons that rise to meet you are a CGI too far for real world users. When I bought an Acer two and half years ago because there was no G5 Powerbook, people told me it would be an unreliable piece of crap. Actually it is solid, has never gone wrong, the battery still holds over 90% of original charge, and the only thing it lacks is built in Bluetooth. With an upgrade to a Maxtor 5400rpm drive and Ubuntu 6.6, it's still my main machine.

    I watched a demo on a 17" X86 Powerbook the other day and I decided the ONLY real selling point was the screen, for road warriors. The downside is that in order to get the very thin design they must have made compromises, and I bet this is at the root of both the battery problems and the trackpad problems. Lots of research has gone into making reliable batteries with rolled construction - it is much harder to make a reliable thin battery.

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    1. Re:This is too true by Jesus_666 · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but dock icons that rise to meet you are a CGI too far for real world users.

      I'm pretty sure that similar things can be said about the second mouse button or X11. I do find the Dock nice - it certainly beats task bars. For me, that is. In general, OS X is a great low-maintenance work environment, at least when the look and feel works for you.

      Besides, I do agree that I wouldn't buy the 17" MBP. 13" is already pretty huge for a notebook.

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    2. Re:This is too true by deceased+comrade · · Score: 1

      the rest of the world my ass.

  48. Steps: by kahei · · Score: 2, Funny


    1 -- Buy hardware from a company whose business model consists of selling brand hardware with particularly high margins.
    2 -- High margins != high price. High margins > high price. High margins = high price + low costs.
    3 -- ???
    4 -- Profit! For Apple!

    This is my first time ever with the 'Profit!' cliche and I promise it will probably be my last.

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    1. Re:Steps: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shouldn't that be High margins = high price - low costs ?

    2. Re:Steps: by grappler · · Score: 1

      Wait, you're saying high margins translates to profit? I think you need to be more explicit in step 3.

      Oh wait, no you don't. You don't need a step 3.

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  49. Re:One thing all these MacBook problems have shown by Quantum+Fizz · · Score: 2, Informative
    I'm a recently-converted mac fanboy (used to be a linux zealot until about 1.5 years ago). It seems to me most of the problems are with the latest rev of laptops, which I'm happily naive to. I only have a mac mini (actually it's my girlfriend's), and we haven't had any problems in hardware or software.

    The other thing is that I know quite a few people with macbooks and none has yet had any problems as those mentioned on slashdot. My guess is that many mac users tend to be more active online than other laptop users, and hence make much more of a buzz when somethings wrong.

    But anyway, my point is that with the desktops (mac mini or imacs) you've got a solid piece of computing machinery.

  50. Re:One thing all these MacBook problems have shown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My experience with the sucky service level:

    My MacBook Pro had a slight defect when I got it: the fan on the left side sounded a bit weird, kinda like something was stuck in a fan blade. I called Apple's technical support and let them listen through the phone. "No, that doesn't sound right", the nice girl said, and asked if I could hold on a while so she could call AppleStore and tell them the story. I waited a few minutes, got connected to AppleStore and they told me that they were going to replace it. I asked them if I could keep my "old" MBP while I waited for the new one and that was okay. A week or so later, my new MBP arrived and I sent the other one back. Zero cost and two questions asked ("how does it sound?" and "can you fill out this form where you promise to send the other one back?").

  51. Re:Sounds like a decent way to burn your house dow by yfkar · · Score: 1

    I read that "Exploding Japanese Dolls", which sounded rather pervert.

  52. WOW... by atarione · · Score: 3, Informative

    i'm not at all trying to bait y'all mac people... but if i paid as much as the macbook costs for a laptop... i'm expect the thing to work... without me having to fold up little pieces of paper and cram them in the battery compartment. i'm just wondering... kinda makes u wish you run osx on commodity x86 hardware???? seriously i swear i've never had to cram little pieces of paper into my thinkpad.

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    1. Re:WOW... by sxeraverx · · Score: 1

      If they let you run OSX on any old x86 hardware, it would show how weak their OS really is. Windows can stand up to the beatings it takes from poor hardware design, at the expense of blue screens. Mac requires you to run it on Apple's hardware so they don't have to do extensive hardware testing, etc. There's nothing in the Mac ROM chip that makes OSX work, no more than WGA will make Windows work in the not-so-distant future. Apple manufacturers just don't want to ruin their precious image of being 'better' than a traditional PC (I say traditional, because they're PCs too, now), so they "quality" control the hardware it runs on.

    2. Re:WOW... by Verminator · · Score: 1

      Mac requires you to run it on Apple's hardware so they don't have to do extensive hardware testing, etc.

      Mac who?

      Mac Davis?

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    3. Re:WOW... by forand · · Score: 1

      The Macbook does not cost so much that my, nor anyone's, expectations should be higher than those for other vendors. I am working on a $3000 Dell Latitude that has had more problems that I care to discuss but suffice it to say I have replaced the whole unit twice. I have decided I will never buy Dell again. Now if I had bought a Macbook for $1000 and it had a bad feeling to the trackpad buttons I would assume that I hadn't checked out the product before buying and that I just didn't like their buttons. My friend hates Macbook keyboards because of their spacing, I don't like the old ones because of their motion, but those are not quality problems. They are things we don't like.

    4. Re:WOW... by zygote · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps the most surprising thing about the MacBook is its price. Despite Apple's reputation for charging more, the MacBook is actually less expensive than its closest major Windows competitor. That would be the Sony Vaio VGN-SZ240, which also has a 13.3-inch screen with the same resolution, includes a built-in camera, and is available with the same processor and the same memory and hard-disk capacity as the MacBook.

      When configured to match the major specs of the base model of the MacBook, the Sony costs $1,629, over 60% more than the MacBook's $1,099 base price. But the MacBook is much heavier than the Sony. It weighs 5.2 pounds, 37% more than the Sony's 3.8 pounds."

      From review by Walt Mossberg/Wall Street Journal [didn't need a subscription to reach the page. ymmv.]

      So, that leaves you with some cash to buy paper...

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  53. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by bky1701 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can go out right now and buy a SHIT HP laptop and it will probably not have major heat problems/keyboard/explode, and if it does, I can just phone up HP and they will replace it or fix it, yet the "far better" apple totally unsupports their (still costly) lower end line? BS.

  54. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by bky1701 · · Score: 1

    If a Dell laptop blows up, nobody gives a damn because Dell is just another fish in the sea. Go with HP or Sony if you don't like Dell. But when it comes to MACS, you have only Apple, Apple and Apple to pick from.

  55. Should be a sign: Early Adopters beware! by ducomputergeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone that has followed Apple products over the years knows not to purchase the first generation of any Apple redesign. I did buy the 1st generation snow white iBook (the ones with all the Logic Board problems) and I had reservations from the git go, but timing was the big issue. (I was leaving the country for a year and needed a new laptop, fortunatly I was back home before the problems began) I had a friend that is an Apple Early adopter. He had about a 1-yr old PowerBook (1.25Ghz, 2GB RAM, all the other fixings) the he sold to me for a going rate below Ebay so he could get one of the brand new MacBookPro's. So far he's happy, although the week after he bought it he realized there wasn't any software available and he had to run everything through rosetta. This PowerBook should last me a couple years at least into Law School at which point all the major software applications (office, PS, Pro Tools, etc.) will be converted and any design flaws caught and fixed (hopefully). The lesson here is: (and goes for any technology really) Early Adpotors beware!

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    1. Re:Should be a sign: Early Adopters beware! by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2, Funny
      Anyone that has followed Apple products over the years knows not to purchase the first generation of any Apple redesign.
      Anyone that has followed Apple products over the years knows that Apple never learns from their mistakes and will continue making faulty hardware. Whilst at the same time, not admitting there are any problems.
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    2. Re:Should be a sign: Early Adopters beware! by DancesWithBlowTorch · · Score: 1
      This PowerBook should last me a couple years at least into Law School at which point all the major software applications (office, PS, Pro Tools, etc.) will be converted...
      Sorry, did I get this right? You're training to be a lawyer and you are using Microsoft Office and Adobe Photoshop? You know, like, both of them together cost you about $1000? Either you're quite well stuffed (ie. you actually bought them, although you are probably never going to use any of the features that distinct these professional tools from open-source alternatives), or you're training for the wrong job (ie. you pirated them).

      Come to think of it: How perverse must this world be, where even lawyers so casually break the very laws that other lawyers are so eager to make money on?
  56. Some perspective here folks! by mubes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not very often I can be bothered to login to reply to something, but on this occasion I think we need a little perspective...

    Let's start off with an admission - I use Apple products. There, I've said it. I find OS X to be the best OS for what I do, full stop. OK, my servers are all Linux and _occasionally_ I have to use 'doze, but OS X is my bread and butter OS. My Macbook is one very capable machine.

    Now, I don't think you'll find many people who've used it who don't rate OS X. It's a _very_ capable and compelling system which has most of the advantages of a real OS with most of the advantages of a windowing interface - it wins. It ain't perfect, but it's pretty fine. OK OK..enough already. Let's not get into the relative merits of all that...suffice to say, for joe user, it's pretty good. Two of the primary reasons for it's stability are it's compartmentalization of legacy/back compatibility issues (Rosetta and prior to that the mechanisms for OS 9 and 68K compatibility) and the fact that it only has to work on a limited, well defined, set of hardware...these are both big bonuses.

    Apple hardware, on the other hand, is slightly less slick, in my experience. QC and design quality are both slightly lacking, resulting in products that don't Quite Work Right. Now, Apple deliberately set themselves up as some kind of centre of design excellence so they are (and should be) judged against higher metrics than your bucket-pc-producer and, against those metrics, their hardware just ain't so good at the moment. Go google the issues on the MB and the MBP or pretty much any of the machines over the past few years and you'll see issues.

    Now, my point is, we need to keep this in some sort of perspective - can you imagine Dell taking a machine back because it has a soft trackpad button, or the screen doesn't lie flat against the base of the machine? No, nor can I.

    So, Apple isn't perfect, it needs to improve its hardware QC and QA (especially on rev 1 kit), but the only real reason they get such a lot of headlines on these issues is because they've set themselves up as Something Better.....live by the sword, you'll die by it too.

    Please, take all these reports with a pinch of salt. Out of the set of compromises you always make when buying a new machine, don't let a few hardware imperfections skew your decision unnecessarily harshly, just 'cos some people are reporting them with the aid of a megaphone...perhaps OS X isn't the best choice for you, but there's a fairly good chance that it might be.

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    1. Re:Some perspective here folks! by ursabear · · Score: 1

      The parent's take on things is well said. Whether or not one wishes to bash $OS or $COMPUTER_MODEL is beside the point. Taking a few minutes out to look at the bigger picture often gives one a clearer perspective.

      I use most of the major OSs and have used/now use most major brand manufacturer's computers, so I don't have a particular slant for/against anything (just give me chips, disks, display, and input devices). I must say that the 1.0 of a product (one that is a radical departure in design or manufacture) often falls short of expectations. My old HP Pavilion desktop (a 1.0) really had lots of issues... My first Toshiba Satellite (a 1.0) was horrid, my subsequent Toshiba Satellite (a 1.1 product) was flawless and worked for many years. My first HDD Mac was pretty bad (bought the new model the week they were released - lost the speaker, two RAM chips, and the HDD in the first year alone) - subsequent versions of the same Mac were solid as a rock.

      Karmann (a pretty well-respected auto design firm) spent years working on the convertible version of the New Beetle Convertible - yet, the 2003 (a 1.0 product) had lots of issues with the top.

      I digress... sorry... back to MB and MBP issues... As far as the MB and the MBP - they're nice looking, quick, slick, and very good for the things my wife needs for university work. We've been stung too many times by 1.0 stuff to buy one yet... we're waiting for the 1.1 before we replace her three-year-old iBook G4.

    2. Re:Some perspective here folks! by infosec_spaz · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I can get a Dell for $500 US, you find a Mac laptop that cheap, and I will eat my pc.

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  57. Other companies already fixed these problems by sethstorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's because with other companies such as IBM, they actually give a damn. Their Hardware Maintenance Manuals havent really had much of a record of being sued over regarding access. They absolutely, positively make sure the machine is fixed when they are done. If you're out of warranty, the HMM gives you a second out on fixing things from internal speakers to screen replacement(If you've ever disassembled a T series, it's known that you're going to be spending quite a while with all the wires even if you *do* know what each of them do).

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  58. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by rcamera · · Score: 1
    The only way to kill a Shuffle is to drop it in water


    or use it for a few months. they tend to die on their own pretty quickly from what i've seen (~3 months before the headphone jack loosened and ~10 months before a surface mount ic fell off).
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  59. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by dal20402 · · Score: 1

    Well, they did drop the 12" PB, forcing those who want/need a smaller form factor to sacrifice for the cheaper MacBook.

    ...which is superior in every way to the 12" PB (except for not being as small). People are upset because they can't buy a small silver machine anymore. If Apple took a MacBook, made the case silver, put in a crappy X300 (not for performance, but so people could feel that they had a separate graphics card) and called it "MacBook Pro" people would stop complaining.

  60. Worse than the average PC maker? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    because the mac fanboys always claim apple has the best hardware out there, but from here it looks like apple is just as bad, if not worse than the average PC maker.

    What do you mean? Do you mean the quality of the hardware components chip for chip, USB plug for USB plug etc.... it would surprise me if Apple hardware turned up better in such a comparison since Apple sources these components from the same manufacturers as everybody else. Mac fanboys, such as myself, claim Apple makes better computers for other reasons. One example is that when you compare a PowerBook or a MacBook to the average PC laptop the PC looks like a concrete sidewalk paving-slab. Another reason why many Mac fanboys claim Macs are superior computers is because alot of Macs tend to include newer more capable hardware when they ship such as for example WIFI cards that can handle advanced up-to-date encryption standards years after the Mac in question hits the market by which time many PC users have been forced to upgrade their Wifi. The superiority of Apple hardware resides mostly in superior design, the fact that Apple usually loads their machines with the very latest hardware, excellent support and they also keep their value very well. I just sold a three year old G4 PowerBook for about three times what I would have gotten for a WinDell laptop of similar vintage. I have had numerous issues with hardware component falilure in Apple computers but I have also never had the slightest difficutly with getting these defects straightened out under warranty. You only get that with a hand full of PC manufacturers, IBM used to be one of them but now that they have sold their PC division off to Lenovo it remains to be seen whether they will keep up the standards that IBM had set, particularly in terms of design and support, or if they will be greedy and start churning out average junkware. If you buy a bulk quality Wintel box from a random crapware manufacturer and have any issues with it geting it repaired, even under warranty, can be a daunting task and you will soon find that it ages faster than the high end gear due to it being loaded with hardware that is already obsolescent.

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    1. Re:Worse than the average PC maker? by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 2, Funny

      hmmm, all i got out of that was macs are better than pc because they look cooler, have up-to-date wifi cards, and good tech support. Well, the Nintendo Wii looks pretty cool, has an up-to-date wifi card, and I can't even remember a time i need Nintendo's tech support. Screw laptops, buy a Wii! And as an added bonus, you can play games on it without Bootcamping to Windows!

    2. Re:Worse than the average PC maker? by tdemark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you mean the quality of the hardware components chip for chip, USB plug for USB plug etc.... it would surprise me if Apple hardware turned up better in such a comparison since Apple sources these components from the same manufacturers as everybody else.

      This truism is always brought up in this (and similar) conversations, but I don't buy it.

      No manufacturing process has a 0% failure rate. As such, you can "buy" quality by negotiating a price with smaller failure tolerances:

      $x per unit with failure tolerance A.
      $2x per unit with a failure tolerance of A/2.

      Now, I am not saying that Apple does this, but saying that two companies that use the same source will have the same quality is not a straight forward as you think it is.

      - Tony

    3. Re:Worse than the average PC maker? by admdrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sigh... you're trolling, but I'll bite:

      Mac fanboys, such as myself, claim Apple makes better computers for other reasons. One example is that when you compare a PowerBook or a MacBook to the average PC laptop the PC looks like a concrete sidewalk paving-slab.

      This is one of the huge problems I have with fanboys... I respect when a machine can look good, but it's hardly something I value very high. Sure, Mom and Dad don't want an ugly machine... but how does the case make a mac a better computer? If toting your macbook around so that people will envy how sexy it looks is what you do, then you have little authority to decide the quality of a computer. There's a word for people like that.

      The superiority of Apple hardware resides mostly in superior design, the fact that Apple usually loads their machines with the very latest hardware, excellent support and they also keep their value very well.

      You mentioned previously the hardware in a mac comes from the same place as the rest of the PCs out there, and 'very latest hardware' isn't entirely accurate. Where's the 64 bit CPUs in the mac laptops (or in consumer desktops, for that matter)? For $2000 you get 512MB of RAM and a mid-level graphics card... hardly top of the line. Not to say the other PC manufacturers do better, but your claim of the "very latest" doesn't stand.

      I just sold a three year old G4 PowerBook for about three times what I would have gotten for a WinDell laptop of similar vintage.

      So even old, outdated macs are overpriced? I feel a little bad for the person/institution you conned into paying more for a 5 year old system. Also, since when do PCs appreciate in value? I've always recommended that you recycle your old computers by donating them to people or places that need them (there's a soup kitchen in my hometown that took my parents' old packard bell and used it for an accounting computer).

      I have had numerous issues with hardware component falilure in Apple computers but I have also never had the slightest difficutly with getting these defects straightened out under warranty.

      This is kind of an odd way to argue in favor of Apple's support. I'd rather have an actual working product over stellar customer support. I guess I've been rather lucky in that I've only had two products DOA (motherboard and video card) and only one component fail (a stick of RAM). None of those problems existed with entire systems I've purchased; those particular machines have never had a problem, so dealing with customer service was a non-issue.

      If you buy a bulk quality Wintel box from a random crapware manufacturer and have any issues with it geting it repaired, even under warranty, can be a daunting task and you will soon find that it ages faster than the high end gear due to it being loaded with hardware that is already obsolescent.

      Do you have any basis to this? What if the machines actually *work*? Then, really, does it even matter if the support is non-existant? (also, you probably wanted to use "obsolete," as "already obsolescent" is kinda awkward (it means "already becoming obsolete"))

    4. Re:Worse than the average PC maker? by Buran · · Score: 1

      And as an added bonus, you can play games on it without Bootcamping to Windows!

      Uh, there are MacOS games out there. You just don't see them in most stores (and those that do carry them usually have them on only one or two shelves). You don't have to dualboot anything to run games on a Mac.

    5. Re:Worse than the average PC maker? by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      sounds like a hassle to get a game.

    6. Re:Worse than the average PC maker? by Buran · · Score: 1

      Not anymore than it's a hassle to buy something that isn't carried at every store. Is it really a hassle to get a Big Mac instead of a Whopper?

    7. Re:Worse than the average PC maker? by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      yes it would be a hassle to get a big mac if they only had 1 or 2 mcdonalds in each major city and whoppers were in almost every food store. It doesn't have to say PC in the store name for you to find pc games. Best buy, circuit city, etc all carry pc games and very little mac games. Every (decent) mall has a EB or the like. The only place i've seen an acceptable amount of Mac games is mac stores and compusa. (i've never been in a mac depot but i'm assuming they also have a decent selection too) Also when i am in a bestbuy/equivelent, i can safely assume it runs on pc, i don't have to look for a pc logo. Same thing for any console. You're local walmart has pc and console games. Also you miss out a ton of great games such as Battlefield 2, Half life 2, age of empires III, etc. At least you do have Call of Duty and UT2k4.

    8. Re:Worse than the average PC maker? by Buran · · Score: 1

      Then I guess Amazon.com is too much of a hassle, too?

      Who says one has to have the latest and greatest to have fun? I use a Mac, yes, but I also have a PC for gaming -- but even though I could have the latest and greatest, it's not important to me. Whatever's fun and whatever I want to play is -- and I'm sure I'm not the only one who has to have the latest the day it comes on sale. So some games come out a bit later. Big deal!

    9. Re:Worse than the average PC maker? by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      Good point. I didn't think of online vendors. I do live rather close to a selection of stores so for my personal use, a 2 minute car ride is much less of a hassle than a 2-3 business day wait. But i do understand not everyone has access to these stores like that were amazon would be just as convenient as running to the store. And as i said before, mac can have the latest and the greatest....just have to bootcamp to windows. Also half those games i listed aren't the latest and greatest. Anyways, back to my original point (pcs aside), The Wii has all those features the article describe about macs, plus more. Obviously macs can do much more than a Wii (games aside also). As far as i see macs with gaming (non boot camping) is picking up random games that do decent on the PC. I also have yet to see a decent mac exclusive game (except that marble game...pretty entertaining during work). If they do have a nice mac exclusive game, please let me know.

  61. Insensitive clod by denjin · · Score: 1

    I use a different motion, you insensitive clod!

  62. Re:Sounds like a decent way to burn your house dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, I thought that Dells were made in China...

  63. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Well, actually a decent graphics card that would allow me to run the Apple pro apps is what I require. The 950 integrated graphics in the non-pro MacBook doesn't cut the mustard. The plastic body, whether black or white, doesn't bother me in the least. As to how one edits video on a 12" screen, one preferably plugs in a cinema display (I have a 22" DVI cinema display). However, for my preferred mode of travel (motorcycle and by foot), a smaller form factor like the 12" is important.

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  64. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You have more functionality in a PC, they are cheaper, more customizable and run more functional OS's (if the last point is true for a Mac, it is merely an expensive hardware platform).

    only somone with wither an IQ of 70 or is heavily mentally retarted would say such a thing.

    Microsoft is the most INCAPABLE operating system on the planet. I know of thousands of things you can do with a MACOSX out of the box that is 100% impossible under windows without buying thousands of dollars worth fo software.

    Only a moron or a MS exec (same thing btw) would think otherwise.

  65. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1
  66. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

    ...HAD. Had a good reputation.

  67. Why so many FUD tags? by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Yep, this story got a FUD tag. Why is that? FUD is supposed to mean "fear, uncertainty, and doubt". It's used as an attack on change. For example:

    "We can't allow the construction of wind generator turbines. They will chop our precious bald eagles to pieces!" - American Association of Snake Oil Salesmen

    This story is not an attack on MacBooks, it's somebody who's sensitive to tactile details suggesting a workaround. Lots of similar stories on Slashdot are getting tagged as FUD. Why?

    Maybe some people just don't know what FUD means. I see LOL misused the same way. People write "I just ate a slice of pizza, lol" and I picture them cackling alone in their apartment. Maybe they think that LOL is onomatopoeic like "heh" rather than an abbreviation for "laugh out loud".

    AlpineR

    1. Re:Why so many FUD tags? by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      It seems that *every* story that mentions *anything at all* about Apple that is not overly positive gets a FUD tag.

      This one was interesting as there was no FUD tag when I posted that, then immediately after I posted it there was one, then it vanished for a while, then came back.

      It seems on /. that Apple is destined to be synonymous with FUD.

  68. Race to the bottom by FerociousFerret · · Score: 1

    I see the usual comments here about how Apple quality is going downhill. Others point out the Apple places itself as "Something Better" so they get more scrutiny on every little glitch. I wonder if Apple is just getting caught in the race to the bottom with Dell and all the other PC maufacturers.

    For years the masses have bitched and moaned about the cost of Apple hardware. So, to compete and combat the whiners, they attempt to lower costs and as the do, guess what happens? Lower quality parts, lower quality workmanship just like all the other PC manufacturers. Many people post cost comparisons of all types and current Apple hardware comes in pretty close to any name brand PC manufacturer (unlike the $1000-$2000 price difference they used to have, although that perception is still hanging around). So, you basically got what you wanted: cheap hardware.

  69. 1 out of 6 squishy so far by engagebot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In case anyone cares, I'm a network admin for a place thats mostly all mac. I've ordered 6 of the new Macbooks so far (5 white, 1 black). The most recent white one that we recieved is definitely 'squishy'. You have to move your whole hand to really bare down and push the button.

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  70. Ancient Chinese Secret... by infosec_spaz · · Score: 1

    Now that Mac's are being made by Lenovo, it seems they suck as much as any generic PC, but you pay hundreds, even thousands more...I bought a Averatec, small, lightweight, and no problems at all...cost? $600 US. Time for Mac to become another Leading Edge.

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  71. After hearing of all the macbook issues.. by TouchOfRed · · Score: 0

    When buying my new laptop, I was heavily considering buying the 13" macbook. It all looked really good on paper, but after seeing the large amount of issues, I decided against the macbook. I really have no need for OSX, and am perfectly fine with just windows, so i headed over to the local futureshop. I picked up a hp pavillion dv1635, thin and light, huge screen, 30%+ specs of that in the macbook, at the same price, as well as a 3 year over the counter warranty. That means for me I can 'accidentally' brick my laptop during a bios firmware update in 2 years from now, and get a new one. 1700$ CAD is a great investment for this machine. As well I prefer a local warranty policy because they are less picky about it, and you can pull a lot more social engineering tactics to make your investment worthwhile.

  72. I do this for my mouse by sd.fhasldff · · Score: 1

    One of my Logitech mice had a similar problem. The left button just required too much force for comfort. Significantly more than any other mouse I've worked with, but not so much as to make it impossible to work with. Just uncomfortable over long periods of time - and the wife didn't like it much either.

    I folded a small piece of paper and stuck it under the button. This solved the problem completely (of course, the paper needed to be just the right thickness to get the best "click action").

    As for durability, this is a mouse and... uhmm... it occasionally goes flying. Normal use doesn't shake the paper loose, but there's always a chance if the mouse is hit hard (could be a hand, could be the floor). Still, I don't think I've repositioned the paper more than a handful of times over the past 3 years of use.

  73. re: Revision 1 Macs by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yep! The thing is, whenever you have a company releasing new products that are designed significantly differently than the "norm", or differently than their own previous products, *and* they're not exactly a "market leader" in sales to begin with - you're going to have some flaws in first revisions.

    I bought a Macbook Pro about 5 weeks after they were released, and mine arrived completely dead. It was obvious it was getting power, but that was about it. No display or sound.... That was quite irritating, but to Apple's credit, they shipped me a replacement that arrived with absolutely no issues. (None of the buzzing, whining, extreme overheating, sound only out of one speaker, or any of that other stuff you see complaints about on these machines.) I've used it almost every day since then and so far, so good.

    I also had a "rev. 1" PowerMac G5 dual 2.0Ghz tower that always seemed to be just a little "flaky". I must have owned it for close to a year, using it all the time, and still couldn't really pin down anything specific. It just crashed a little more often than it should have, and had an above-average number of odd problems with "sleep" mode and so forth, which seemed to always vary with OS X updates. (And yes, I swapped out RAM, reformatted the drives and reinstalled OS X from scratch, etc. etc.) I ended up selling it and getting a newer revision of the exact same PowerMac G5 and to this day, I use this one and it's rock solid by comparison.

    So yeah, my recent experience bear out the fact that Apple products are good, but only after you give them a chance to iron out the bugs in a particular model.

  74. The future... by belligerent0001 · · Score: 1

    Oh well, it looks like a paperless system still alewds us.

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  75. Heat + Paper = Fire. by darb_is_fat · · Score: 0

    Do the batteries not get hot enough to combust the paper?

  76. Re:Hi, I'm a Mac... by darb_is_fat · · Score: 0

    Ah, so that's why Mac's know how to talk to Asian digi cameras!

  77. Your perception is wrong by LKM · · Score: 1

    As long as you're within AppleCare, Apple's service is phenomenal. It's more like an insurance than a guarantee. Apple will replace your stuff if there's a problem, no matter what exactly the cause is. My brother got his iPod replaced after he actually fell on it and destroyed the screen. A friend of mine got his iBook replaced after he broke the screen in a skateboarding accident, and another friend got his iBook replaced after it fell out of a train (don't ask).

    I myself did destroy a PowerBook when I stupidly tried to look at the motherboard after my PowerBook stopped producing sound. I took it apart, put it back together and what do you know, it didn't work anymore. Called Apple, they put in a new motherboard, no questions asked.

    There's something else I would like to add: There are new articles about problems with Apple's hardware almost weekly. Frankly, I think this has got little to do with Apple's quality and more with Apple's users who tend to be perfectionists who complain about everything. I'm not blaming them, I think they're perfectly right to ask for perfection. The problem is that most PC users aren't as picky and don't tend to make a fuss if something doesn't work. People still think that Apple's PowerBook 5300 actually exploded. It never did. However, Dell had several battery issues where actual notebooks burst into flames. Nobody talks about that.

    If you see weekly reports on Apple's hardware problems, it's probably not due to Apple's hardware being crappy. It's due to Mac users' tendency to constantly complain about these things.

    1. Re:Your perception is wrong by treeves · · Score: 1

      Heh. Looking at a motherboard is not a known good way to fix a sound problem. They're smart, but they don't know when they're being looked at.

      The problem is that most PC users aren't as picky and don't tend to make a fuss if something doesn't work.

      Not true on my planet. I've got a ThinkPad and I've had zero problems with it in a year and a half, but if something didn't work, believe me, I'd want it fixed ASAP.
      I also tend to wonder, after reading your comment, whether Apple users are more accident-prone than average. ;-)

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    2. Re:Your perception is wrong by LKM · · Score: 1
      The problem is that most PC users aren't as picky and don't tend to make a fuss if something doesn't work

      Not true on my planet. I've got a ThinkPad and I've had zero problems with it in a year and a half, but if something didn't work, believe me, I'd want it fixed ASAP.

      So you're the only person living on your planet? :-)

      I know PC users. PC makes annoying noise? Kick it until it stops. At least that's what our IT people told me when the Dell at work started making noise. So now I kick it twice a day. Everyone I know who owns a PC is like that. Something doesn't work? That's expected. Work around it.

      Mac users simply don't react like that.


      I also tend to wonder, after reading your comment, whether Apple users are more accident-prone than average. ;-)

      Fair enough. But there's a simple explanation: Lots of my friends use Mac, and we're in the age group where you tend to go downhill biking or skateboarding and eventually are bound to fall on your face a few times :-)

  78. i'm not surprised by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    my G4 ibook has had repeated problems with the trackpad. it went back two times and even thoguh I have a few months left on the extended warranty, i just use a usb mouse. in fact, the trackpad problem is exactly why I haven't bought a new MacBook. I am unsure whether I want to go through the hassles again. I am really pissed at apple, I expect to pay a little more, but I expect to get better quality hardware. hell, if I wanted a cheap Dell, I'd buy one and run ubuntu. this doesn't bode well for apple as they've had all these recent problems with the macbooks and MB pro's. I think I'll wait before I buy another apple.

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  79. Say what? by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    "It is much harder to make a reliable thin battery"??? Huh?

    They've been making reliable, thin batteries for-stinking-ever. For at least seven or eight years cell phones have been using batteries that are thin enough to work in a 1" thick MBP. An inability to make thin batteries that work would be a convenient excuse, but it doesn't fly.

    It might be cheaper to build batteries from a bank of cylindrical cells, but I don't think there's any unsolvable technical issue that's holding back Apple from making good batteries.

    Of course your other point does hold true--you don't need to buy a Mac to have a solid, portable, geek-friendly system. These days, both Ubuntu and Fedora seem to have excellent support for laptop hardware, as well as the usual Linux goodness. Indeed, once my wife decides that she wants to get rid of her Dell laptop, I think I'll take it and turn it into a Ubuntu machine. Maybe she'll take my PowerBook in trade?

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  80. Apple's new repair feature! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With Windows laptops, you have to send them to the manufacturer to get repaired. But with Apple there is no waiting for your Macbook to comeback - you can repair it yourself! Using simple tools, like a screwdriver, soldering iron, volt meter, and Apple's 500 page service manual, you can say goodbye to being without your laptop because it needs to be fixed. Another innovation from the fruit company.

  81. Kindling? by briglass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aren't these devices wont to begin aflame? I'm sure the added kindling won't help!

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  82. I think you're getting the wrong message... by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    I get some different messages.

    That people will complain about anything.
    That on the internet when 5 people have a problem, they can make it seem like 50% of people are having a problem.
    That people don't want to part with their Powerbooks.

    The first item is because this is just a button feeling a bit squishy. It doesn't even misoperate, it just doesn't feel great. I didn't see "has buttons with great tactile feedback" in the spec sheets for the products, so perhaps the feel of the click on the trackpad button isn't necessarily one of those features that it is absolutely critical it work exactly the same on all Macs, as long as it does work.
    The second is just from experience really, but all you see is the complainers. And they make blogs, link to them and because people will view them (and thus view ads), slashdot greenlights the articles. Other places do the same. There are plenty of people getting good service, they don't blog about it so often.
    The third item is because people like this guy don't even call tech support, or don't avail themselves of it. This fellow might not be an example of it, but the people fiddling with their heatsink goop definitely are. If your laptop is overheating (meaning malfunctioning due to heat or getting so hot you can't touch it comfortably), then you take it in and get it fixed, not open it up and fiddle the heatsink goop.

    On the last item, I have to ask, you say Apple has a reputation for quality products. Is that true? They have a rep for cool products that have a good user experience, but are they really known for quality? I'm not saying the quality is worse than average, but I don't know if I ever considered it better either.

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  83. in the present ... by miller701 · · Score: 1

    we may say "alewds", but we type it "eludes" :^)

    1. Re:in the present ... by belligerent0001 · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I'll be sure to make note of it in future sarcastic comments.

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    2. Re:in the present ... by chawly · · Score: 1

      I sure you're correct. I have just one question. Might we replace "alewds" with "a lewd" ? Just sometimes. Please !

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  84. Re:One thing all these MacBook problems have shown by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    I'm a recently-converted mac fanboy...used to be a linux zealot
    You do know that those are perjorative terms?
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  85. Paper Mac Scissors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paper always beats Mac.

  86. To HELL with apple by warrior_s · · Score: 0

    man... we students pay more than 1000 $'s for a laptop by saving for months and then apple hand over us such piece of shit and not even achknowledge the problems (leave alone fix it). I am seriously disappointed by recent product releases by Apple. swelling batteries, yellow discolouring, mooing macbook, trackpad problem, heat issues ... and apple doesn't want to aknowledge even one issue. To HELL with them... i'll never buy an apple product again.

    1. Re:To HELL with apple by maztuhblastah · · Score: 1

      I usually lurk, but I just had to respond to this.

      I'm sorry you had a bad experience. (At least I think you did, you might just be bitching about something you don't own.) If these problems bother you, I would suggest taking it in to an Apple store. My MacBook, which I am typing on as I speak, did indeed have heat issues and mooing... so I took it in to a store and, lo' and behold, they replaced it with this current one, which has had no issues. Also keep in mind the failure rate. We hear about dozens of bloggers bitching about their computers, but we don't hear about the million or so users who don't have any negative experiences to broadcast to the world...

      Yes, there are certainly issues with the first-gen MacBooks (just as there were with the first TiBooks, AlBooks, iBooks, iMacs, etc. etc.), but provided you don't march into the store and pitch a tantrum about the products quality, or generally make an ass of yourself, the reps at the stores will almost certainly act like those of any other reasonable company, and give you a replacement.

      Bottom line: If you have issues, don't just throw a tantrum, but take it in to a store, or call for a warranty replacement, courteously explain your problem, and get the product replaced.

  87. I did this with a camera by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

    With a Kodak digital camera I have. The shutter button was constantly drooping over the contact, locking up the camera. I took the case apart, and shoved a very small roll of paper under the button arm to hold it up. I haven't had any problems since then!

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  88. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know of thousands of things you can do with a MACOSX out of the box that is 100% impossible under windows without buying thousands of dollars worth fo software.

    Could you please elaborate on this? I haven't used a Mac for years (since OS 8.5), and back then it was a horrible experience that turned me off Macs. What are some of the thousands of things that you can do with Mac OSX out of the box that are 100% impossible under Windows? I feel like I might be missing out on something. Thanks!

  89. New Apple Products by vjmurphy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hear the Apple Store will start selling "Apple Trackpad Origami Paper" soon so that we can all have an Apple Origami folding experience. You'll be able to choose either a plain white piece of paper or pay $30 more for the black paper. Either way, you'll be able to customize the paper with your choice of engravings (up to three lines, 160 characters)*.

    * Price/availability of engravings dependent on what printer the store has.

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  90. The old adage is correct by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

    And all of this goes to show: Never buy early Apple models. Wait for the rev B, when they've got this stuff ironed out.

    True as it is today as it ever was.

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    1. Re:The old adage is correct by chawly · · Score: 1

      You're correct, of course. The same applies to early models of anything - chickens made of folded paper, Windows, motor-cars, lawn-mowers, wives, children, silk pyjamas ...... just anything. I got my copy of Windows XP (quite cheaply, from a fellow in a bar in Hong-Kong who, by the way, also wanted to sell some REALLY dirty pictures) with SP2 already in it - no trouble with updating (manually, never turn on automatic updates said the vendor). No trouble with WGA. He gave me some complimentary dirty pictures and he wanted me to have a complimentary lawn-mower - I wasn't sure if I could get it on the 'plane though. I think I got a really good deal - for 10 Hong-Kong dollars that is.

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  91. Customer is always right by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1
    That works at many stores in the US, but it does not at the Apple Store. They charge a 10% restocking fee. December 2004 when I bought a new 17" PowerBook, it had a broken keyboard out of the box. Apple wanted a 10% restocking fee to replace it. That would have cost me almost $300. My other option was to send it in for repair, but Apple was out of the backlit keyboards so it would have taken over six weeks to get it repaired. After fighting with the manager for almost four hours the manager that showed-up for the next shift offered the solution of letting me return the laptop with the large restocking fee and then letting me buy a demo unit for $300 off. Since I was tired and was facing a three hour drive home, I gave-in. Paying that much for a used laptop sucked, but it was the best I could do.


    My dad (who sold expensive software for many years) taught me that the customer is _always_ right. Best advice I've ever received.

    When a company decides they would like to fuck me over, I do the following:
    1) Kindly explain that I'm a good customer who buys lots of stuff from them. Ask if they can waive whatever the fuck-over is.
    2) Inform them that I'm not pleased with their service and ask to speak to a higher-up. Yes, there are people higher up than the manager.
    3) Inform them that I will not be purchasing anything from them in the future, and will encourage my friends, family, colleagues, etc to do the same.

    It worked with Best Buy when fighting to get a new laptop on warranty. And Best Buy are the biggest fuckers-over of the bunch.

    Remember: You're the only reason these stores stay in business. Threaten to take away your business (and to discourage other people from doing business there). There is no more serious threat for a store. Ultimately, in non-essential industries like computers, consumers are in control. We can always take our business elsewhere and should be happy to do so.
    1. Re:Customer is always right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dad (who sold expensive software for many years) taught me that the customer is _always_ right. Best advice I've ever received.

      When a company decides they would like to fuck me over, I do the following:
      1) Kindly explain that I'm a good customer who buys lots of stuff from them. Ask if they can waive whatever the fuck-over is.
      2) Inform them that I'm not pleased with their service and ask to speak to a higher-up. Yes, there are people higher up than the manager.
      3) Inform them that I will not be purchasing anything from them in the future, and will encourage my friends, family, colleagues, etc to do the same.


      From my experiences in sales and support, I have learned that "The customer is always right" is a suggestion (and a good one) for business owners to heed, not for customers to expect. It has also been my experience that it is a false statement. The customer in more cases than not, is wrong. They don't know what they want, they don't know what they need and they sure as hell don't know anything about the product or the processes involved in making things work for them. The suggestion is more appropriately phrased: "If you want to keep the customer, and if satisfying the customer will cost less than the damage this one particular customer can do, and if the customer is truely a good customer and worth keeping, then they are right, no matter if they are wrong."

      It's also worth noting that from my time in sales and support, the absolute worst customers are the ones who think that because they've bought lots of stuff they are somehow more important or more deserving of special treatment than anyone else. As a general rule, unless you generate a siginificant percentage of REGULAR sales for the store, you are no more or less important than anyone else. To think you are is the height of arrogance and will routinely set the people you are working with against you.

      Going along with that, point 3 of your strategy is more often than not an idle threat because again, you are just like any other customer. And customers who are trouble are not worth a hassle.

      To put it in another perspective, assume you run a business. Which is more damaging to you? The customer who never returns, or the customer who throws a public fit every time you do something they don't like and then get's their way like a screaming todler only to come back and do it again the next time.

  92. i know! i know! by Atilla · · Score: 1

    hey, why not just buy a macbook carrying case and get a regular PC laptop with x86 OSX (or a well-crafted XP theme)... No battery problems, no stains, no weird noises...

    for added effect, you could paint it with some white krylon and draw a little Apple logo on it with a permanent marker. Furthermore, take a flat file and round off the corners just a bit... Your beret-wearing Mac buddies will never know the difference, and you can continue happily prancing around your local coffee shop, ipod hanging out and all.

    parts and labor: still cheaper than a macbook!

    honestly, i'm just Thinking Different :-)

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    1. Re:i know! i know! by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      draw a little Apple logo on it with a permanent marker ... ipod hanging out

      You don't even need to do that! Your iPod should have come with a couple of Apple stickers, just put one on the back of your notebook screen!

  93. no surprises here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just leave it to the old /. crowd to not bash Mac for lacking in some obvious quality control. Of course if this were even an M$ mouse, everyone would be saying that they should get sued for releasing such a piece of shit. (insert joke here)

    Honestly, after spending that kind of money I certainly don't want to be fixing anything on it with a piece of paper. Even origami fixes wouldn't change my mind. Rev 1 or whatever, this shouldn't have been sold yet.
    Kind of like buying a car and finding out that the fuel tank won't hold pressure unless you remove the gas cap and place a rag over the hole.

  94. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here's my short list, coming from my observations as a UNIX admin with one of the half-dozen Macs in an organization with thousands of Windows machines.

    • tcpdump
    • Perl / Python / Ruby / ksh / Tcl/TK
    • X11
    • dd
    • ssh / sshd
    • Apache
    • gcc / lex / yacc / XCode
    • Java
    • view PDFs
    • grep
    • ... most the other usual suspects associated with UNIX

    Granted, you can download most of these for Windows. The thing is, they *come* with a Mac. You will have to install the developer tools for some of those items, but they are shipped with the system.

  95. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Same anonymous coward that posted the list...)

    The items in the list fail the criteria of being "100% impossible on Windows" specified in the granparent post. That is a bit of an exaggeration unless you want to consider Spotlight, Aqua, XCode, Safari, other Mac specific technologies. But those are *applications*, and would be as silly as saying that Macs are worse because they don't have Outlook.

  96. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    "would be as silly as saying that Macs are worse because they don't have Outlook"

    Sadly enough in a Microsoft Exchange environment Macs do get the short end of the stick. Entourage will work with Exchange, but is notably pokey when dealing with things like shared folders and calendars. This is one area where it does seem like Microsoft is deliberately offering a lesser product on the Mac. Which completely sucks.
    Regarding the whole "Mac can do this out of the box" argument (as shown in Apple's recent commercial), Microsoft is in somewhat of a no win situation. Microsoft can't really bundle full blown quality applications into it's operating system without getting sued for anti-trust. No one seems to care that things like Dashboard ruined the market for applications like Konfabulator on the Mac. Do the same thing on Windows and watch the lawsuits fly. Software vendors would flip if MS released equivalent applications to iLife as a free bundle with Windows.

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  97. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1

    I definitely agree... I have a very nice 12" powerbook right now, and I like to have a decent GPU in it (not really for pro apps though; occasional gaming/3D).

    The Macbook's GPU really doesn't cut it. I'm betting (read=hoping) that at least one model in the next Macbook family will have a nice GPU in it (in the black/expensive model for instance) or that they go for a "real" 12" or 13" Macbook pro. Anything bigger / heavier is a no-go for me, and anything without a half-decent GPU doesn't cut it either.

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  98. Re:Why did apple have to call it a Macbook? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    I'm actually considering the 17" MBP now. If I'm going to go big, I might as well go all the way. Of course, that definitely means I'll be waiting for the 3rd or 4th revision, so I can buy a 2nd rev. refurb. Unless I can convince a client to buy me one (like I did the 12" PB I'm currently using).

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  99. My god, what ninnies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am glad someone fixed their own minor problem. It is whining ninnies like ya'll that make tech support a crappy job. Makes people want to become system administrators just so we don't have to deal with the helpless and whiny useless consumer class.

    Apple really does attract useless consumers like flies

  100. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    Hence my sig. (If I decide to change it in the future, or you have sigs disabled, it currently says: "Nothing Just Works.")

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  101. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I can think of thousands of things I can do with my PC that would be impossible, or atleast extremely difficult on a Mac.

    And note that he said PC, not Windows.

  102. Re:OMFGPONIEZ!!! Apple laptops have problems ?! by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    I saw one of their aweful ads saying it just works networking with a PC, and the PC guy got his feathers ruffled when it just works with the new digital camera from Japan. Being a bit of a skeptic, I went to dynamism.com to look at the new digital cameras from Japan, and funny enough they mention Windows compatibility but not Mac compatibility. My sig is kind of a knock on MS, but I have to admit I'm typing this on a windows box. (Is it WinAMD instead of Wintel for me?)

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