Does anybody know of a simple design for a cell jammer?
Every day I want to jam idiots who commit DWT. If some asshat is sitting still at a green light, you can make book that his/her head is cocked to the left...
A 150-300 foot circle of silence around my car would be perfect.
Actually, Enterprise takes place in *ANOTHER* timeline (non-TOS and non-mirror). In this timeline, the borg attacked earth (ala "First Contact"), but the Temporal Cold War and Xindi attack caused a butterfly effect.
Since neither of these events happened in the TOS timeline, BB and company have a pretty much clean slate to work with. All canon events are now moot.
Car salesmen, don't get me started on those stupid cocksuckers.
I went to buy a used car and had cash in my pocket. I saw one I liked, asked for the price. The salesjerk says "Come on in, fill out a credit app". I say no, how much is the price? Salesjerk, "Come on in, fill out a credit app" (strike two). I say, if the next thing out of your mouth is *NOT* the price, I'm leaving. Salesjerk, "I really need you to fill out a credit..." (Sound of my car door slamming).
Another time, early Sunday, nobody but salesjerks on the lot. We are wanting to look at a tiny, second car (Ford Focus). Here come the salesjerks...until they find out we want the little cars that are on sale. They turned around and walked off. We went elsewhere...
Why, oh why, oh why doesn't somebody make a portable DVD player with a USB/Firewire port and a hard drive?
This seems like a no-brainer to me. DVD's for movies and stuff you want to watch over and over. The hard drive for the stuff you recorded last night in VCD format.
There are many shows on Cartoon Network. I like most and love some.
I CAN"T FUCKING STAND "Ed, Ed and Eddy"! The creator of that piece of shit should be forced to watch 10,000 hours of The Shopping Channel and religious TV!
While pondering what to do with my nano-itx board (when they finally come out), I thought of building a PC into an old boombox. Do you have any problems with the magnetism of the speakers? That was my main worry.
I am currently scouring yard sales for a nice old boombox, working or not...
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Does anybody know of a simple design for a cell jammer?
Every day I want to jam idiots who commit DWT. If some asshat is sitting still at a green light, you can make book that his/her head is cocked to the left...
A 150-300 foot circle of silence around my car would be perfect.
Baby Got BACK!!!
Maybe it was a radioactive Horta?
Load some pr0n onto a memory stick.
Then you can play "one handed solitaire".
Ghost Of Christmas Future
No, it was the Robotic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future.
Or the robotic turkey, I can never remember...
Plus, being killed a time or two didn't help...
I'm not old, dagnabit!
With my handy Romulan Viagra McCoy hooked me up with, the green chicks still live in fear of my "Photon Torpedo"!
Close, very close.
Actually, Enterprise takes place in *ANOTHER* timeline (non-TOS and non-mirror). In this timeline, the borg attacked earth (ala "First Contact"), but the Temporal Cold War and Xindi attack caused a butterfly effect.
Since neither of these events happened in the TOS timeline, BB and company have a pretty much clean slate to work with. All canon events are now moot.
Anything can happen, like alien Nazis...
Yeah, I used to carry and A1.
I have a mutant AR-15 now, with A1 and A2 parts (semi only).
For the most part, the guys in the airports are National Guard. They tend to have the A1 model, not the A2 (are the handguards round, or triangular?).
The A1 can rock-n-roll full auto. The A2 has the three round burst.
Fuck you!
Tell me where you live so I can come over and eat your liver!
Then, I'll sue you. For something.
After writing the above, I realize that if the bastard had pushed me, *I* would have been the one arrested.
For *attempted* murder, if he was lucky...
Tough.
They have to suck it up. They can ask you to leave, but if they touch you they go to jail and the store gets sued.
Cursing, if provoked, is not crossing the line. Pushing is. Period.
Car salesmen, don't get me started on those stupid cocksuckers.
I went to buy a used car and had cash in my pocket. I saw one I liked, asked for the price. The salesjerk says "Come on in, fill out a credit app". I say no, how much is the price? Salesjerk, "Come on in, fill out a credit app" (strike two). I say, if the next thing out of your mouth is *NOT* the price, I'm leaving. Salesjerk, "I really need you to fill out a credit..." (Sound of my car door slamming).
Another time, early Sunday, nobody but salesjerks on the lot. We are wanting to look at a tiny, second car (Ford Focus). Here come the salesjerks...until they find out we want the little cars that are on sale. They turned around and walked off. We went elsewhere...
Really, who goes out and *PAYS* for web pr0n? Jeebus, you can get tons off p2p and USENET. Tons.
It's like drinking from a fire hose (pun intended). Even with a DVD burner I need another hard drive.
Mmmmm, boobies!
No.
Wrong Will. Try "Smith".
More like really close to Hades...
Can you get pr0n off it?
Why, oh why, oh why doesn't somebody make a portable DVD player with a USB/Firewire port and a hard drive?
This seems like a no-brainer to me. DVD's for movies and stuff you want to watch over and over. The hard drive for the stuff you recorded last night in VCD format.
While their at it, throw in a TV tuner...
There are many shows on Cartoon Network. I like most and love some.
I CAN"T FUCKING STAND "Ed, Ed and Eddy"! The creator of that piece of shit should be forced to watch 10,000 hours of The Shopping Channel and religious TV!
Video Labotomy. Heh.
While pondering what to do with my nano-itx board (when they finally come out), I thought of building a PC into an old boombox. Do you have any problems with the magnetism of the speakers? That was my main worry.
I am currently scouring yard sales for a nice old boombox, working or not...
Yeah, they said it would be out in May...
The VE just doesn't have the IR remote.