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  1. Re:That's fine... on GM Loses Money On Every Volt Built · · Score: 1

    The best part about this joke is that it's actually true; if you buy enough of something it gets cheaper, therefore the manufacturing cost drops. So in a way they actually WILL make up for it in volume.

    Well, assuming anyone will buy a Volt.

  2. Old trick, upgraded on Attack of the Trojan Printers · · Score: 2

    This sounds like a modern version of when the CIA planted a camera inside the Xerox machine in the Soviet embassy.

  3. Re:Enterprise space? on Microsoft Ups Online War, Says Google's 'Failing' · · Score: 1

    You must watch some very... interesting porn.

  4. Enterprise space? on Microsoft Ups Online War, Says Google's 'Failing' · · Score: 1

    "Number one, meet me in ten forward!"

  5. What's up, doc? on Curious NASA Pre-Announcement · · Score: 1

    Maybe Bugs Bunny found Marvin?

  6. Is Stuxnet a first? on Iran Admits Stuxnet Affected Their Nuclear Program · · Score: 1

    I heard about this earlier today and started wondering if Stuxnet is perhaps the first virus of its kind -- is this this the first time a successful virus has been created to attack a specific target?

    And since it worked, will we see similar viruses in the future?

  7. Re:Plan B on The Details of Oracle's JDK 7 and 8 'Plan B' · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean the emergency birth control pill? Well Java does feel like it was aborted these days.

  8. Re:I used to use GEM / Ventura on The Software That Failed To Compete With Windows · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember that when you ran DOS apps when GEM, it would open a dialog asking how much RAM you wanted to allocate for the program. Hardly a user-friendly desktop.

  9. Game design on Why Tablets Haven't Taken Off In Business · · Score: 1

    "There's a lot to be said for having faith in users to make best use of their computer, without pushing and pulling them in ways you think are best for them."

    The same can be said for good game design; if there's only one way to play the game, it's a lot less interesting than if there's many ways to solve each puzzle.

  10. Re:Elon Musk on Sciencey Heroes For Young Children? · · Score: 1

    Right, because everyone has a Tesla in their driveway? No, he's not a science hero so much as a marketing hero.

  11. Re:biometrics lurk on Hacked iRobot Uses XBox Kinect To See World · · Score: 2, Funny

    Solution: wear sunglasses when you play Kinect games!

  12. Re:Security Risk? on Google Preparing To Launch G-Town · · Score: 1

    I had a brief stint at NASA Ames (protip: don't work for NASA) and I seem to recall that getting a badge involved taking a fingerprint of all 10 of my fingers and showing a valid US passport.

    You don't want to mess with the folks at the gate either, since they each carry two handguns.

  13. Re:Save yoyr money on Fight Begins To Secure Turing Papers For Bletchley Park Museum · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hell, for that much money we could make a clone of Alan Turing.

  14. Re:Easy first post on The Return of the Microsoft Kin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, that sounds so hip, edgy, and refreshingly real!

  15. Kin* on The Return of the Microsoft Kin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Between the Kinect and the Kindle, do we really need any more Kin* product names?

  16. Chandrashekar Rathakrishnan on JooJoo Tablet Dies, Fusion Garage Continues On · · Score: 5, Funny

    I could drive to the Apple Store during the time it takes to say that guy's name.

  17. Re:Server down, contrail explanation? on Mystery 'Missile' Identified As US Airways Flight 808 · · Score: 1

    ...most airliners I see have distinct trails per engine or at least per wing.

    Clearly you've never flown on a discount airline. They can't even afford peanuts, so do you think they can afford engines?

  18. Weather balloon on Mystery 'Missile' Identified As US Airways Flight 808 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's gotta be a weather balloon that just happens to be shaped like a missile.

  19. Old idea is old on Microsoft Patents Foot Computing · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sorry Microsoft, but this has been around for over a decade.
    http://www.footmouse.com/

  20. Re:Software Warming on Research Inches Toward Processor-Specific Malware · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean the Department of Justice?

  21. Paid wifi on Sophos Researcher Suggests Password 'Free' to Spur Wi-Fi Encryption · · Score: 1

    The logical extension of this is that for paid wifi, we can always use the password "paid" right?

  22. Re:Locking is a good thing on T-Mobile G2 'Permaroot' Achieved · · Score: 1

    Great! And we can program it in Intolerant.

  23. Re:Once again proving... on Malicious Websites Can Initiate Skype Calls On iOS · · Score: 1

    Nobody pretends competing products are implicitly secure straight out of the box.

    You must be new around here.

  24. Re:Once again proving... on Malicious Websites Can Initiate Skype Calls On iOS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Right, because this is clearly a security flaw you'll only find in Apple products.

  25. Re:Why Merge? on AOL, Yahoo Mulling Merger · · Score: 3, Funny

    When this was first news a while back I remember reading on Fark that this will merge "the site that your parents use with the site that your grandparents use."