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Microsoft Ups Online War, Says Google's 'Failing'

CWmike writes "Raising the stakes in its war of words, Microsoft said on Tuesday that Google simply doesn't understand what businesses need, and is failing at pushing its way into the enterprise. In this edited version of his interview with Computerworld, Microsoft's senior director of Online Services, Tom Rizzo, talks about Google's privacy issues, scanning user data, the difference between consumer and corporate needs, and his doubts about Google surviving in the enterprise space. He also said he thinks Google will be shocked to see Microsoft's momentum into the enterprise cloud sector."

220 comments

  1. meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when your shit stinks, focus attention on someone else.

    1. Re:meh by dup_account · · Score: 1

      He disses Google for not counting outages until after 10 minutes. But then claims to have 99.9% (only one 9) up-time (excluding planned outages). That's 8.5 hours outage. I see on App Engine Business they offer the same 99.9% and I didn't see any 10 minute. Maybe on the non-commerical?

    2. Re:meh by dup_account · · Score: 1

      It's interesting, after a quick read (Well how quick can you really go since M$ is determined to hide the relevant information.

      Their cloud seems to be an ugly combination of Amazon VM cloud and Google App Engine. It looks like it is designed to charge as much as possible (IE you have to choose a VM size, and I suspect pay for it no matter how much you need it). All of the things that people complain about Google, they are there in M$ offering (Just look at how they want you to store data. #1, use Blob, #2, use their no-SQL implementation).

      UGLY!

    3. Re:meh by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

      He disses Google for not counting outages until after 10 minutes. But then claims to have 99.9% (only one 9) up-time (excluding planned outages).

      99.9% (0.999) is three nines, not one nine.

    4. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody can see that he meant "one nine after the decimal point". The 99 is a given.

    5. Re:meh by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      Whenever I've heard "five nines" it has (is that it's also?) 99.999%.

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    6. Re:meh by RobertM1968 · · Score: 4, Informative

      when your shit stinks, focus attention on someone else.

      It's more than just that. There was a time when declarations like this from Microsoft would actually garner them more business and fulfill their "prophecies" of such. It seems some at Microsoft still think they have that pull, but reality says such efforts by them are largely far less effective than back in the 90's when it used to work. It's all part and parcel to their extravagant claims that they dont/wont cite figures for, and claims of things lacking on Google's end that have already existed for ages.

      Nor does it seem he's got much of any idea what cloud computing is anyway... he compares it to their very botched acquisition of Hotmail in 1997 (err... 1998? Nope... 1997 guy!). I was there (UUNet*) when that acquisition completed. In some ways, their actions then were very much like these current ones. They were deep into extolling the virtues of Windows NT Server, started gaining some marketshare, and got lambasted for not using their own product for Hotmail (as well as being lambasted for all the engineers there who were still running OS/2). They switched Hotmail to Windows, with a massive increase in machines (hundredfold, if memory serves), and still had massive issues with their setup not scaling. Sadly, them extolling how much better they were than the competition, even in light of the reality of their own problems with their own platform handling such traffic, worked pretty well, and Windows Server continued to make inroads.

      This is more of the same... claim the (very premature) death of a competitor, the "far better" features of your own product, talk about your competitor's privacy issues when they are willing (and have, numerous times) to sell your data to anyone who's a "Business Partner" and on and on. Nothing new... except this time (as with similar cases recently) it's not working the way it did in the past.

      .

      *For those who don't know or didnt remember, "we" at UUNet actually provided much of the services for MSN... backbone, dialup, routing, and many others (and AOL for that matter... AlterDial was actually ours too). Some who remember that day and age may also remember that there were a few non-dedicated numbers (our overflow numbers) shared by UUNet, AOL and MSN... the logins would determine how we routed them and what service we presented. That's how a few "outsiders" started making the connection between it all.

    7. Re:meh by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Anybody can see that he meant "one nine after the decimal point". The 99 is a given.

      When talking about service uptime, "nine's" has a specific meaning -- one 9 means 90% availability, or conversely, means 36.5 allowable days of downtime per year.

      So yes, anyone can try to figure out what he meant, but unless someone points out that what he said was not what he meant, he may never know.

    8. Re:meh by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Anybody can see that he meant "one nine after the decimal point".

      99.9% is 0.999, which has three nines after the decimal point. Which is why, when talking about uptimes, "3 nines" always means 0.999 or 99.9%, and one nine -- not that anyone would ever use that -- always means 0.9 or 90%.

  2. And if you believe this by DragonFodder · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have a bridge to sell ya!

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    1. Re:And if you believe this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it in Brooklyn?

    2. Re:And if you believe this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I won't sleep until it is.

    3. Re:And if you believe this by dzfoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll fight for my right to it... oh wait!

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    4. Re:And if you believe this by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      No, but the fly spot is where we got the champagne

    5. Re:And if you believe this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MY GOD! The bridge just collapsed, killing thousands. It must have been... SABOTAGE!!!

    6. Re:And if you believe this by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      I have a bridge to sell ya!

      By 'bridge' you really mean another Microsoft middleware product, don't you?

    7. Re:And if you believe this by jarlsberg71 · · Score: 1

      No worries. that was.... Another Dimension.

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  3. Succesful troll is failing by geegel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Given the market share that Google has in contextual advertising, I tend to disagree with Microsoft's conclusion. Of course I could be wrong, but I highly doubt it.

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    1. Re:Succesful troll is failing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Clearly, Google isn't failing in advertising, but that's a different business unit. That's unrelated to the sector the Microsoft rep was talking about. I'm inclined to agree with the MS assertion that Google's enterprise services aren't taking hold in the market. In a general sense, Google is doing pretty well. Usually MS reps are just talking BS whenever they talk about a competitor this time their BS might actually line up with the truth for once.

    2. Re:Succesful troll is failing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it certainly figures that the dumbest person on Slashdot would be a fan of the dumbest person on the planet.

      Google News doesn't post Prison Planet stories because they're not news, they're random shit made up by a sociopath. His YouTube channel got pulled for violating TOS. His claims that 'other people violate the TOS and aren't banned' are fucking retarded, by that logic they could never pull anything because it would be impossible to pull everything simultaneously.

      Also, citation needed on Microsoft censorship. They're a shitty company that's done a lot of shitty things over the years, but when have they ever even been in a position to censor anything?

    3. Re:Succesful troll is failing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has netcraft confirmed it?

    4. Re:Succesful troll is failing by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Google's cloud may not be taking hold in the enterprise, which isn't shocking as it doesn't even have an offline mode now. I also find it useless beyond the very basics (the word processor is good for quick letters, and collaborative text editing, but little else, and I often copy paste into word when the editing is done. The spread sheet is very lacking, I can't even specify format of cells manually). I can't imagine how bad a Presentation would look.

      The email may not be taking over in the enterprise, but a lot of educational institutions are using it (this is most likely off of unix tools, but is revenue MS won't be gaining), and the small-medium businesses appear to like it too (being free, and easy to manage). I know a couple businesses that moved from a hosted outlook situation to google application, and are happy with the results (though I imagine if they were into the calendaring part in a big way the retraining would have altered that).

      I don't see MS's services unseating google in these arenas, and it wouldn't shock me if companies that grow to be enterprises in 10 years are still content using the google applications (paid version) instead of Outlook and Exchange. The reliability on the email is high enough, and email is a place people are very comfortable with the cloud (we've had hotmail for nearly 15 years).

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    5. Re:Succesful troll is failing by afidel · · Score: 1

      He got a 2 week timeout for being reported for copyright infringement which is standard practice for YouTube. I haven't seen an explanation yet as to why he got removed from Google News but I doubt it has anything to do with any Google/US Government conspiracy like he claims.

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    6. Re:Succesful troll is failing by Plombo · · Score: 1
      I don't know much about Prison Planet, but I can nonetheless tell that your argument is completely flawed.

      Why is it that Anon. Cowards also resemble KKK members I've spoken to? (i.e. Hate filled and desiring to destroy freedom for people they hate.)

      NOBODY deserves to be cnesored just because of their political views. Bu;t then if you had lived in 1930s Germany and watche dyour Jeswish neighbors carted saway, you'd probably say "Those people are stupid! They deserve it! Siloence them!!!!"

      Anokn. Coward == KKK.

      As the Anonymous Coward already pointed out, Prison Planet is not being "censored" because of its political views. People actually read Google News - if Prison Planet material is BS, there is no reason for it to be on Google News, which is intended to be a reliable source for news. And the AC already pointed out the flaw in your YouTube "censorship" logic - you violate the TOS, your YouTube account is removed; nothing new there.

      Comparing someone to the KKK is not a way to refute an argument, especially when your comparison is completely baseless. It's a way to be a troll.

    7. Re:Succesful troll is failing by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      But the problem here is the general point: No one has any traction in the enterprise oriented cloud services.
      So generally, that MS guy is still talking BS, just he's not aware that he's talking BS about MS as well as Google...

    8. Re:Succesful troll is failing by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Google's also censored "The Obama Deception" which was basically a video about how the president (and previous one too) were puppets of the real power behind the scenes.

      Google pulled it because "criticism of the president is now allowed on youtube". It violates their community standards (or so they claim). Those of you who consider this "okay" have to open your eyes and realize Google is no more trustworthy than MS or Apple or any other megacorp.

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  4. has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by alen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i know government agencies have but that is mostly because it's a pain in the a$$ dealing with union employees

    1. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by jimicus · · Score: 5, Informative

      Don't know about Fortune 500 but if you look at:

      http://www.google.com/apps/intl/en/business/customers.html

      you can filter by business type - and there are some well-known names there.

      I can't say I'm surprised. The value for money versus any Microsoft product is night and day - you get more services for about a third the price. (The balance has started to tilt back; when I first said that the closest alternative was hosted Exchange from a major reseller, that's not the case any more).

      Know what? I think Ballmer knows, somewhere in his wizened black little heart, that quite a few of Microsoft's products are not actually particularly good.

      That's not been a huge problem in the past, mainly because the competition was frequently just as awful and even if it wasn't, their position in the market meant "nobody got fired for buying Microsoft" became the mantra for many IT directors of the late '90s-early '00s, just as "nobody got fired for buying IBM" was the mantra for their predecessors. Now we're finally starting to see some healthy competition opening up in parts of the industry where previously there was almost none, and my God it's a breath of fresh air.

    2. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Google?

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    3. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by Teun · · Score: 1
      It really makes me wonder how European companies can put their sensitive data in a cloud that might extend into places like Chine or the USofA

      In Europe the demands on privacy and data are much different to what the US is offering and forget about China.

      I know some US companies will work under the so-called Safe Haven rules but lets be realistic, once it's in the US there are numerous agencies that claim to have access because they protect the homeland.
      And what happens when the company that gave the Safe Haven pledge goes belly-up or is sold to the higher bidder, who guarantees the integrity of your data?

      I feel there is a market for a cloud service that certifies your data will stay within certain borders or not enter certain countries.

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    4. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very easily.

      The real world is a lot more pragmatic than a lot of people on /. would like to admit. You're not expected to physically go and meet everyone you buy services from and analyse how their product is delivered with a fine-toothed comb, and you're certainly not expected to run everything yourself. It's quite adequate for them to offer a contract which says "we'll keep your data confidential".

      You can't stop someone suing you if they want to but you can show that contract to a judge and demonstrate that you did everything you reasonably could - with emphasis on the word "reasonably".

    5. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by Teun · · Score: 1
      Sure but European privacy law is in several countries not to be messed with and the press sees it as an important issue.

      It could be rather bad for a company to be found in breach.

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    6. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by TheEyes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      i know government agencies have but that is mostly because it's a pain in the a$$ dealing with union employees

      By "it's a pain in the a$$ dealing with union employees" you really mean "because bribing a government employee is harder than a corporate CIO," right?

      Government agencies are looking to cut costs right now, given that their budgets are likely to be slashed in the coming years, and Google services are cheaper than rolling your own. Government IT workers are digging in their heels, both to preserve their jobs and to avoid having to be retrained, but the momentum these days in the public sector is going cheap, and that means Google.

      For all the ranting about special interests and lobbying in the public sector, private companies have even less accountability. There is nothing preventing the MS sales rep from taking the company CIO on a complimentary golf game and getting an exclusive contract, even if Google or someone else could save the company millions.

    7. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone who has never had to deal with European (and French and German and Italian) privacy laws. to say it is a PITA is an understatement of gigantic proportions.

      That having been said, i am guessing that many online vendors have contingencies for this exact issue. (server hosted in the EU or country in quesiton. It would still be a pain, but less than you might think.

    8. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      No.... My dearie, you are not aware of the strictness of rules concerning privacy in European(EU in this case) countries. But it boils down to this: if you store some kind of personal information, only where you require it to conduct business(obviously), you have to actively make sure that that data stays private and confidential.
      In most cases the company is actually responsible in actively making sure that private data does not leak and is in a secure place. Though there are some exceptions, where you can keep the data in some other EU country. When being hired, I actually had to give my employer(a US based company) written permission to digitally transfer my personal information to US - that's only for name, address and salary.
      In some countries, by losing personal information you can effectively loose your permit to handle personal data and in those cases basically be out of business.

    9. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by Art3x · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is tops at the office this year mostly because it was tops at the office last year. It's called institutional inertia.

      It is a sign of declining health for an old company to pride itself most on its presence in the business sector.

      By this token, Microsoft should also claim that Internet Explorer 6 was its best product ever.

    10. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "It could be rather bad for a company to be found in breach."

      But if its data is on a safe harbour and the contract says so, then they won't be found in breach. They certainly have done due dilligence.

    11. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Alex Jones has a financial interest in making sure it looks like there's a conspiracy against him, no matter what form it takes.

    12. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by notaprguy · · Score: 1

      You take Google's web page at face value? Try to get them on record with two questions about any well-known company on their list. 1. What percent of the users in the organizations use Google apps regularly? 2. What percent of the users use Microsoft Office regularly? They won't answer because (1) in most of those companies only a small number of employees use Google Apps on avregular basis and (2) almost all of them use Office also. The kicker? Most of the companies Google trots out as good customers are using free versions of Google Apps.

    13. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by p00ya · · Score: 1

      "They certainly have done due dilligence."

      Is shipping the data to a country where it is known that you run an increased risk of agencies and interested 3rd parties taking a peek at the data 'due diligence'? Is that a 'reasonable' action in protecting the privacy of individuals and the execution of commercial contracts guaranteeing that privacy?

      What if you zipped it up and put it on a public website with a readme.txt that said "don't download this"?

      I don't have any particular knowledge about the increased accessibility of data in the US versus the EU, but it seems to me if you knowingly increased the exposure of the data that you're contractually meant to be keeping private, that might be a breach.

    14. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      it's a pain in the a$$ dealing with union employees

      Then your employees really NEED a union. The CEO of a once non-union airlines was quoted as saying "any company that gets a union deserves what they get", and I agree. If you don't treat your workers like shit they won't unionise.

      Your union problems are of your own making, and I have no sympathy for your predicament at all.

    15. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      unfortunately for a lot of cases you are expected to give absolute guarantees - and the penaties can be heavy a senior politician was lied to by one of her staff and was fined $20,000 for breaches of employment legislation. BT had to re onshore some work as it was illegal for them to off shore it

    16. Re:has any fortune 500 company gone Google Apps? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Is shipping the data to a country where it is known that you run an increased risk of agencies and interested 3rd parties taking a peek at the data 'due diligence'?"

      Yes as long as local laws so they say.

      And that's the case.

  5. Enterprise space? by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

    "Number one, meet me in ten forward!"

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    1. Re:Enterprise space? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I got to visit the bridge of the cruise liner on a recent vacation. The bridge was the forward area of deck ten.

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    2. Re:Enterprise space? by the_hellspawn · · Score: 0

      Thanks, for screwing that up for me. I have been on a STNG Marathon for weeks now. Two shows a night and on season 5 and now this bs. I am going to think about 10 forward as some sick little joke written by the staff to troll us. OOOOHHHH, I am so mad.

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    3. Re:Enterprise space? by thestudio_bob · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Fire at will!"

      Just once, I wish Worf would have pulled out his phaser and shot at Riker.

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    4. Re:Enterprise space? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I was on a cruise liner where the bridge was on the forward area of deck 13.

      Seems kind of prophetic in a number of ways really...

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    5. Re:Enterprise space? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or Wil Wheaton...

    6. Re:Enterprise space? by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everybody knows he'd have fired at Crusher......for the lulz

    7. Re:Enterprise space? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      "Number one, meet me in ten forward!"

      Why did I hear pron music when I read that?

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    8. Re:Enterprise space? by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      You must watch some very... interesting porn.

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    9. Re:Enterprise space? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fire at will!"

      Just once, I wish Worf would have pulled out his phaser and shot at Riker.

      No such luck, with Ballmer the best you can hope for is a chair.

  6. Momentum isn't everything by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He also said he thinks Google will be shocked to see Microsoft's momentum into the enterprise cloud sector.

    Maybe, but that's ignoring the already massive size of Google in "the cloud." The only thing better than being about to unleash a can of whoop-ass is to be currently whooping ass.

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    1. Re:Momentum isn't everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummmm, yes. And unlike Linux, Google has just over 1% of enterprise email market share

    2. Re:Momentum isn't everything by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You're right. Linux is involved in much closer to 100% of all e-mail delivery.

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    3. Re:Momentum isn't everything by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Solaris isn't dead yet in some large companies. It's dying out now, though.

    4. Re:Momentum isn't everything by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      There are reason's why I said much closer to 100% rather than almost 100%. The fact that Unix makes up a large part of the difference is one of them.

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  7. Huh? by mprinkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What enterprise momentum in the cloud sector? What CIO is seriously going to shunt critical infrastructure into some cloud environment? Seriously? Who? Backups...maybe? Personal photos and email? Of course. But, trade secrets? Human Resources info? Salaries and performance evaluations? To the cloud? Really?

    1. Re:Huh? by Anrego · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To the cloud? Really?

      Yes.

      And it sucks! I hate the whole cloud concept.. but it has achieved buzzword status so expect it to be everywhere fairly shortly..

    2. Re:Huh? by haeger · · Score: 1

      Sure, I talked to the person who handles MS at my company. There are many clients asking for Office365 with hosted files and BPOS are having trouble keeping up with demand I'm told.
      It could all be bull, but I don't think so. Especially BPOS. I have som experience there and it seems to me like they're stalling, probably to get everything up and running.

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    3. Re:Huh? by abigor · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it's been that way for years. Taleo, for instance, does HR (they call it "talent management", but whatever), and they handle everything you mentioned, including compensation.

    4. Re:Huh? by Altus · · Score: 2, Funny

      And like most buzz words, it will be nowhere shortly after that.

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    5. Re:Huh? by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Two issues at stake here:

      1. Outsourcing is not new. Outsourcing of something which includes confidential information isn't that new either. If it wasn't, there would be no such thing as external companies providing HR advice, payroll services, there wouldn't be patent lawyers, independent accountants....

      2. The great majority of businesses aren't Fortune 500 megacorps. They're small businesses - under 100 staff. They almost certainly outsource a number of services anyway - and they certainly don't have a CIO. This is the sort of business that Google Apps is absolutely made for - by the time you've bought a half-decent server, licensed something like Exchange and paid someone to come in and set it up for you, you could have bought Google Apps for your entire staff for four years. And you still won't have reliable webmail for anyone who's on the road, unless you want to buy a leased line or hosting in a data centre - which for the small company is an expense they can ill afford.

    6. Re:Huh? by mprinkey · · Score: 1

      Grid computing achieved buzzword status too...among suits. People dumped money into it and it fizzled. Who is still doing grid computing...except for SETI or Folding? Eventually, this will go the same way.

      I suspect that it will take one thorough breach of just one of these cloud platforms to make everyone realize that this is bad bad idea. Even just one employee accessing "the cloud" from their home PC that happens to be rooted with a keylogger installed is enough. Then that delicious "access from anywhere" feature becomes a wicked liability.

    7. Re:Huh? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The same CIOs that will gladly ship stuff off to some cut rate outsourcing service half way across the planet.

      You have a rediculously rosey view of how corporations work and why they do things.

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    8. Re:Huh? by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      Most businesses may be small, but what is their slice of the economic pie? I don't know, but just because there are more of them it doesn't necessarily mean they are as lucrative a market.

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    9. Re:Huh? by mlts · · Score: 1

      You would actually be surprised. A lot of cloud providers will say, "trust us, we use passwords and encryption and even electronic locks for physical security", and clients will happily hand over their data. They even pitch SOX and HIPAA compliance without even citing the relevant parts of the law.

      So, people trust cloud providers without looking at the SLA. Then when the cloud provider goes bankrupt, all their private HR info, their customer sales rolls and such now is public info, and there is not a single thing the former cloud customer can do about it.

      Clouds have their uses -- backups after an encryption API, or getting capacity up. However, people need to realize if unencrypted data leaves a facility, it should be considered public record.

      Don't forget that access to the cloud resources may need a heavy beefing up of the edge network, where simple core LAN infrastructure would have done the job.

    10. Re:Huh? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      The problem is, it's already everywhere. Every time you use virtual machines, san's, offsite backups, whatever, you're working in magic cloud land as far as the phbs are concerned.

      Since that's all it takes, just take the amorphous buzzwordy shit and turn it around on them, and sell them on the "local cloud" a wholly incoherent idea if you really understand the point, but one that the absurdly vague nature of the buzzword makes completely plausible.

      I did that earlier this year, and got myself a nice new blade server, and the bosses all got to congratulate themselves on how cutting edge they are. It's a great scam...Even better, other business units are getting in on it, and we're setting up redundancies across the WAN, so it actually is "The Cloud"

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    11. Re:Huh? by mprinkey · · Score: 1

      Not rosy. But I do expect CIOs to project a bit more foresight than this. But with all of the Chinese hacking and Wikileaks in the news, maybe it will fan the paranoia and knock some sense into them. I'd love to see "the cloud" go poof in a new Red cyber-scare.

    12. Re:Huh? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      "Local Cloud"

      That's pure genius! I am actually going to start using it.

      Scary thing is, I can _actually_ see it working! Sell it as a "cloud based solution without the liability" or something :D

    13. Re:Huh? by afidel · · Score: 1

      salesforce.com is the biggest cloud player by far and they handle stuff that's about as valuable as any other confidential information a company has so I don't see why not. HIPAA compliance might be tough to achieve but all the other major regulations are already covered (PCI-DSS, SOX, etc).

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    14. Re:Huh? by GeekBird · · Score: 2

      This. I had one twit looking for a sysadmin who wanted me to put his entire business "in the Cloud". I asked him what his product was. He couldn't tell me. But he wanted all of his infrastructure "in the Cloud" - intranet, development, production, Everything!! I pleaded ignorance and got off the phone.

      No serious CIO or sysadmin puts all their critical services and ultra sensitive data on someone else's hardware, trusting their entire future to Company Z's business plan. Hell, I didn't hear about *any* security in "the cloud" until 2 years after the cloud hype began.

      I'm not saying that cloud computing (really hosted virtualized computing) has no place. It is great for backups, development testing/QA/staging, overflow processing, production scaling, and a lot of stuff that is easily reproducible and/or redeployable. But live, working copies of confidential data and intellectual property repositories? No, and anyone worth their salt knows it. Encrypted backups are one thing, but not your live copies.

      When people call me up and want a "Cloud Sysadmin" I want to puke. Yeah, I can use someone else's hosted servers and upload web panel, same as I can use $company's internal panel and/or shell. The only thing is that I have to call outside if it breaks. It's not even a new concept, for crying out loud.

      It's just another slot on my Buzzword Bingo card.

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    15. Re:Huh? by GeekBird · · Score: 1

      You have developed the "private corporate cloud infrastructure"! Is that buzzwordy enough?

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    16. Re:Huh? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Problem is that you will have half-brained executives thinking they want "the cloud" without fully understanding the ramifications of it. Then these executives can go brag to their buddies about how modern their business is in a cocktail lounge.

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    17. Re:Huh? by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, sure. But notice: just because the CIO *wouldn't* doesn't mean he *shouldn't*.

      Let's consider a hypothetical situation where you as new CIO walk into a company with a really dysfunctional IT environment. They paid peanuts, they got monkeys, and over the years the monkeys proliferated. Now you're competent and when you look into things you discover that the organization is a sitting duck; it's got security holes all over the place and nothing but monkeys to plug them with.

      Why not call in Google? You put your security concerns in the RFP, and they come back with a proposal that addresses them. If you're not satisfied they can meet your needs, at least you've got an outsider's perspective on your problems for free. If you like the proposal, you look at the price tag. If it's too much, you go to management saying, "This is what it would cost to pay an outside group to fix our problems. Note how much cheaper hiring that in house team of human engineers would be." If the price is good, you take it to management and say, "Look at how much cheaper hiring Google would be than continuing to pay all these monkeys."

      Alternatively, you can start down the long and lonely road of reforming corporate culture without even considering whether your firm might be better off trusting Google's engineers to secure its data, at least for part of the way. What have you gained from this?

      Of course if you have a world class in-house IT team and it's doing great, that's a different kettle of fish. The bottom line is there are no panaceas.

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    18. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What enterprise momentum in the cloud sector? What CIO is seriously going to shunt critical infrastructure into some cloud environment? Seriously? Who? Backups...maybe? Personal photos and email? Of course. But, trade secrets? Human Resources info? Salaries and performance evaluations? To the cloud? Really?

      I'll just put this bluntly. Before you criticize a product, at least RTFWP (Read the F*cking White Paper). First, Cloud does not compromise security. Microsoft is the only company that allows for an on-premises cloud. You could use the public cloud if you wish, but Microsoft realized that a lot of people do not want their private data leaving their network. Thus, there are different scenarios and setups available, and one such is the private cloud offering. Think of it as the future of clustering. Your data stays on premises in your private cloud. You could also use a hybrid if you wish.

      Amazon uses Microsoft's technology for their cloud offerings, and they are well known for their service. Really, the major of cloud market share is held by Microsoft. Whether you like this or not, it doesn't change any facts.

      http://www.microsoft.com/virtualization/en/us/private-cloud.aspx

      To clear up the trolls questioning my allegiance... I'm a hard-core Linux user.

    19. Re:Huh? by Tharsman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What enterprise momentum in the cloud sector? What CIO is seriously going to shunt critical infrastructure into some cloud environment? Seriously? Who? Backups...maybe? Personal photos and email? Of course. But, trade secrets? Human Resources info? Salaries and performance evaluations? To the cloud? Really?

      Depends how you define cloud. I love virtualization, and my company (not small at all) does too. It's not about email or online office though, it's about a full blown desktop and storage that you log in as if you were connecting to a Remote Desktop Connection. Your travel laptop with all your files fails? Good thing all those files are actually in the "business cloud", along with all your programs and settings. Just get a new laptop fed-ex'ed or temporarily log in with another machine to the VPN and keep on running.

      Since I'm here, I also got to say I do, sort of, agree with Microsoft in this one. I would rather trust my entire world to Microsoft (And I hate them) before I entrust confidential information to Google's snooping services.

    20. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He means how Windows 2008 R2 SP1 is going to make huge inroads into the VMware, er Google, er Amazon, er ??? grip on enterprise virtualisation and cloud initiatives.

    21. Re:Huh? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Most businesses may be small, but what is their slice of the economic pie?

      Collectively, much larger than that of large businesses. Large businesses are just larger individually, and have more concentrated interests, so, because individual large businesses are more likely to be newsworthy, to bring substantial political power to bear on their own, or to post really big numbers, it is often perceived that large businesses are most of the economy. There's obviously certain sectors of the economy where a handful of large businesses actually do, together, hold a lion's share of the market, but in the economy overall small businesses account for most of the activity.

    22. Re:Huh? by gutnor · · Score: 1
      Human Resources info? Salaries and performance evaluations?

      They are already happily outsourcing that job to third party - I mean they not only store that information on somebody else servers, they let people from another company actually manage it.
      And they go further than that: they also outsource their software development which more often than you think/hope mean that the third party has a copy of the live database. They even "sell" a whole product to a third party company, including the development team/support/management, building, servers and all the data it contains. And I'm not even talking about what you see when solving support calls - which generally involve a hefty amount of mining actual logs and data.
      All that is just assuming external threat. What about all the contractors, the underpaid call center guy, ... all those chinese wall and other security measure are left wide open for the people that pick the call a 3AM a Sunday.

      How worse is the cloud really - there are a lot of third party manipulating confidential data and a lot of trust is already required from the various CxO.

    23. Re:Huh? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      No serious CIO or sysadmin puts all their critical services and ultra sensitive data on someone else's hardware, trusting their entire future to Company Z's business plan. Hell, I didn't hear about *any* security in "the cloud" until 2 years after the cloud hype began.

      Never put it on someone elses's hardware? Is that what you meant to write? Do you build your own computers? Do your own chipset fabrication? Solder up your own motherboards?

      Unless they're mining silicon from the ground, turning it into chips and building it into a computer, every company runs their services and ultra-sensitive data on someone else's hardware. It's just that some companies draw the line between what services they buy externally and what they support internally in different places.

      I know of a number of companies that are running entirely on Rackspace and Amazon EC2 cloud solutions. The cloud providers have no root/Adminisrator access, but have full physical access to the machines, and take care of all hardware support.

      Of course, the cloud term is thrown around pretty loosely and maybe cloud hosted servers aren't really "Cloud Computing" - I'd never build an important company application as a cloud App that depends on someone else's API (i.e. Google App Engine, Amazon Web Services) that is subject to change and doesn't run anywhere else.

    24. Re:Huh? by El_Oscuro · · Score: 1

      We have been running this for about 10 years. Thanks! Now I have a new buzzword I can use to get some more NAS backup devices....

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    25. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are dumb or blind or both. HRIS are amongst the fastest growing application category moving to the cloud. look at successfactors, kenexa, taleo... GE moves its supply chain to cloud vendor. so whether you like it or not there are clear signs that this move is real. It is not a slam dunk may be but with each passing day it gets closer.

    26. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What enterprise momentum in the cloud sector? What CIO is seriously going to shunt critical infrastructure into some cloud environment? Seriously? Who? Backups...maybe? Personal photos and email? Of course. But, trade secrets? Human Resources info? Salaries and performance evaluations? To the cloud? Really?

      I suggest you look into a company call "Iron Mountain". Once you're willing to outsource your backups, the only remaining argument is about reliability. And that's an argument Google can win.

    27. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never heard of Salesforce then?

    28. Re:Huh? by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia thinks that the contribution of small (500) companies is around 50% of the GDP. So yes, I'd say that's a lucrative market.

    29. Re:Huh? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Cloud computing doesn't necessarily mean "access from anywhere". Admin (ssh, rdesktop) access to my EC2 instances is only available from our corporate network. (except the EC2 control panel itself, but that password is only known to 2 IT server admins who already access servers at the office via VPN from home, so I see no additional risk to them accessing the EC2 control panel).

  8. Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Really?

    Google wants all my data. They make no effort at hiding that intent. But I do trust they aren't handing my data over. Microsoft has a specific patent on how to sell my private data, and has handed my private data over the government.

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    1. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Really? You trust Google to not hand your data over?
      Want to bet? It may take a court order but they will hand it over all the same.

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    2. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      So you're saying Microsoft isn't going to hand over your data on a court order? Or.. any other company in the US? Really?

    3. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may have heard of some little company called salesforce.com that provides exactly that.

    4. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by Triv · · Score: 1

      It may take a court order but they will hand it over all the same.

      As opposed to other telecom companies that hand over data on their customers because the DoJ asked them to?

      I don't have a problem with Google for handing over logs when presented with a court order. I may have a problem with the government asking in the first place, and I may take issue with judges effectively signing warrants without looking at them critically because a federal agent cited some nebulous and ill-proven terrorist threat to wiretap Grandma to get her chocolate chip cookie recipe, but I don't have a problem with Google for following the law.

      It's when they start handing over information without being served with a warrant that I'll start having problems.

    5. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are two precedents.

      1 - The government in Brazil wanted information on a group in Brazil circulating kiddie porn via Orkut. Google fought serveral court orders before handing over data. To my knowledge, this is the only time they've ever handed over data.

      2 - George W. Bush asked the major search engines to hand over search data with corresponding IP addresses. Google flatly said no while AOL, Yahoo and Microsoft handed over data. If that wasn't enough, Google started anonymizing IP addresses earlier, and started building an off-shore mobile data center than can go into international waters to keep your private data away from the government.

      Again, between the two, does Microsoft have a leg to stand on when it comes to critcizing Google here?

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    6. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Want to bet? It may take a court order but they will hand it over all the same.

      The big ballyhoo last year about Privacy and Google's CEO missed the point. It wasn't that that Eric Schmidt was telling us we shouldn't feel the need for privacy. He was warning us that Google gets served with PATRIOT Act requests.

    7. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Nope I expect any company to hand over data with a court order. It is foolish to think otherwise.

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    8. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      Err, Bing does a better job with privacy. It sanitizes IPs in 6 months versus Google's 9 months. http://news.cnet.com/8301-30684_3-10437137-265.html

      Microsoft plans to cut the amount of time it stores the IP addresses associated with search queries from 18 months to six months, in compliance with new European regulations and with a mind to putting pressure on its biggest rival.

      Searchers on Bing already have their IP addresses immediately anonymized following a search query, but to comply with a new European Commission directive on Internet privacy the company will delete the IP addresses entirely after six months. Microsoft said it will roll out the new policy over the next 12 to 18 months, however.

      Google anonymizes IP addresses after nine months, and deletes IP addresses after 18 months, which the company says is necessary to protect its search results and ads against click fraud and spam.

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    9. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1- Actually Google routinely hands over data to law enforcement and government entities.

      2- Google actually caved under the pressure and did hand over data to the bush administration on several counts. ... and I'm too lazy to provide you with references, which I think is fair, cause you were too lazy to do your own research before posting.

    10. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize the NSA has essentially put taps on all the major internet backbones in the country, don't you? If Google has your data, the government has your data.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_secrets_privilege#AT.26T_and_NSA_wire-tap_case

    11. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most private search engine, according to their claims, is http://ixquick.com

    12. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      I google for things on Bing.

      I close a car door on my Hand.

    13. Re:Microsoft lecturing anyone on privacy by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Microsoft does not require court orders _anywhere_ in their published policies. This was very clear in the "Trusted Computing" efforts, where they never published guidelines for the circumstances under which they would release private escrow keys, or provide access to arbitrary governments around the world to Microsoft owned signing authorities to replace any keys they wished, and it was very clear that they intended to retain all the master keys personally.

  9. The trusted voice by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I want to know what the future trends of online services are, I know I can always count on Microsoft being the one to turn to when I want to know EXACTLY what will be next years abysmal laughingstock of failure will be.

    I love how Bing maps only allows streetview to work in IE... how web2.0 of them

  10. Microsoft should talk! by girlintraining · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Right... because Bing has been so wildly successful?

    Okay, that might have been uncalled for, but it felt really good.

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  11. Microsoft is trolling, but is also right by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Google hasn't gotten too far with offering corporate services, and I suspect they aren't that interested. It's one thing to provide a free email service that is based on ad revenue and data mining. But selling that and providing an SLA offering 99.999% up-time is a different market. You have to provide real support and respond to issues - Google has forums for reporting bugs but I can't call them and say "Hey, my gmail isn't working" and get an answer. I can't call them and report that an RSS feed isn't working or that a gadget is screwing up my iGoogle page. And rightfully so -- those services are free perks. If you don't like 'em, don't use 'em - but they are the best of the free options.

    Another interesting example is Google's "desktop" search tools. Google Desktop has been around for a decade and I've seen 1 or 2 small businesses use it, but no one large and not seriously. It is more like something that some techie guy installs on his machine and that's it, which is too bad because it is something businesses really need.

    1. Re:Microsoft is trolling, but is also right by vbraga · · Score: 2

      You do get phone support if you use the paid Google Apps.

      And, for search, Google does offer Google Search Appliance for enterprises.

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    2. Re:Microsoft is trolling, but is also right by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      You do get phone support if you use the paid Google Apps.

      Good to know. Also: I didn't mean to imply that Google doesn't offer paid services.

      Google does offer Google Search Appliance for enterprises.

      Yeah, it has been out for a while too. Do you know any businesses that use it? In another thread, someone asked how many Fortune 500 companies use Google's business solutions. I would love to know.

  12. There are a couple things... by Stregano · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The guy goes in and talks about how it is bad that Google dumped offline support. So... ...an internet company that was founded and ran off of the net makes you use the net for support. Who uses anything by Google and is not online? Who uses Google's enterprise solutions and is not online? Yes, Google takes my data. I am well aware of that. I have small websites that I have built that will take your data if you on onto them. Like Google, I do not sell my information that I have gathered.

    I do know that Microsoft has Azure, but that is all I know about it outside of knowing it exists. I honestly know more about Amazon's could space than Microsoft's. I am no expert and probably not the best and most reliable source of information. I am just a straight up web developer. If a normal web developer like myself has not heard of the Microsoft solutions outside of the name itself but has heard alot about the competition, then I would see that as them being behind the rest of the market since us normal web developers have not heard much about it.

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  13. Synopsis: Q: Are you a total failure at your job? by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    A: No, I'm super mega awesome and totally deserve more money!

    See also the answer to "Hey, hooker, are you a really bad lay?"

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  14. No Surprises Here by rakuen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We get these stories a lot on /. What's the surprise here? One competitor is talking smack about another. This is what they do. They do it on a regular basis. Wake me up when, I don't know, when Apple admits that the Android might be a good product. Or when hell freezes over. You know, whichever you want to use for your timepiece.

    1. Re:No Surprises Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or when the Pope condones condoms.

      O wait...

    2. Re:No Surprises Here by nine-times · · Score: 2

      Jobs said Android was a good choice if you wanted porn. I don't know if that counts.

  15. Translation by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Not everybody is dropping office for Google Docs.
    Has anyone tried Office 365? Is it any good?

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    1. Re:Translation by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Where I work, we have both. Shrug.

    2. Re:Translation by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0, Troll

      When I read that (Office 365) I thought you were joking. The name must come from the number of days you can expect it to work properly each century.

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    3. Re:Translation by CoolCat · · Score: 1

      Works actually pretty good and more goodies next year.

    4. Re:Translation by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Has anyone tried Office 365? Is it any good?

      I've played around with it, and my impression is that it is indeed "pretty good," but not necessarily any better than Google Docs or an adequate replacement for the way people do things now.

      One thing that bothered me that I don't think I was adequately able to articulate in the article is that it just doesn't feel as good to be doing all my work "in the cloud," i.e. over an Internet connection, as doing it the old-fashioned way. Sure, you can save a document directly to your SharePoint site from within Microsoft Word. But there's no kind of feedback that acknowledges "hey, I'm attempting to save this over the Internet, and anything could happen between here and the server, so sit tight and we'll try to make this work." Instead it just acts like it's the same thing as saving to your local drive, or even to a local server, which it's not. So every now and then I'd experience some unexplained delay and I'd find myself going to the SharePoint site and refreshing things in my browser to make sure everything worked right. And because I was using the same software I'd use to do things "the old-fashioned way," I kept asking myself, "Why do I have to do this on the stupid 'cloud'? Why can't I just save this to my drive and then copy my final draft to the server?" (Of course you can, but then using a "cloud solution" starts to have diminishing returns.)

      I think the biggest advantage of Office 365, like BPOS before it, is not having to maintain your own Exchange server. SharePoint can be pretty useful too, but it seems to me that the learning curve required to get it into a form that your company can actually use productively is pretty high. And as far as using the Web-based versions of the Office apps, I I don't rate them very highly at all; they certainly aren't much better than Google Docs, unless you really, really need a way to view complex Office documents on the Web (as opposed to using Office).

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    5. Re:Translation by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I found it interesting that you didn't like that saving it to the cloud was just like saving it to your drive or local server. In an ideal world that is the way it should work but as you pointed out we are not there yet.

      I have to admit that I like apps on my computer but I also really like using "cloud" based systems as well.
      Google Calendar works great for our needs. We use OO.org and OWL for our document database.

      What I would love to see is Google take over a fork of OO and have it sync with Google docs.

      IMHO where Microsoft is going to miss out is with startups.
      The next Amazon, Google, Facebook, and Twitter are all going to start with Google Docs, Gmail and goodness knows what else. They are not going to start off with Microsoft Office. The end result will be that they will grow up with Google just like the generation before grew up with Office.
      But that is must my prediction. Heck I still use JOE when I with Linux config files because I grew up with WordStar and Turbo Pascal...
      Microsoft do you remember WordStar and Visicalc?
      How about WordPerfect and Lotus 123?

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  16. Who is failing again? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So Microsoft took its vaunted Ms-Office to the cloud, and decided to give it away at throw away prices instead of its usual highway robbery prices. Its Exchange server is forced to play ball with mobile devices running Android and iOS, instead of pulling a fast one with obscure proprietary protocols. And now it is claiming Google does not "get" corporations? Shows how sorely Microsoft does not "get" google.

    Google does not care about its Office products. It does not want any revenue from its cloud based office offerings. Google understood that as long as Microsoft is having a cash cow in the form of Microsoft Office, it will be able to out last any competitor. It can take losses in the billions, quarter after quarter and simply wait for the competitors to run out of money. Putting a crimp on the income stream of Ms-Office is the primary goal of Google. That it has achieved. No matter what, people are not going to pay the old norm prices for MS-Office.

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    1. Re:Who is failing again? by Dynedain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its Exchange server is forced to play ball with mobile devices running Android and iOS, instead of pulling a fast one with obscure proprietary protocols.

      Actually, the "playing ball" is handled via Microsoft's obscure proprietary protocol, ActiveSync. Apple and Google have licensed it so that their devices can connect to Exchange. They're playing ball with the MS way of doing things, not the other way around.

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    2. Re:Who is failing again? by donweel · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Google stock is at $555.71 and Microsoft is at $25.26. Just how exactly does Microsoft measure failure?

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    3. Re:Who is failing again? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Google stock hasnt been subdivided into more manageable chunks. Frequently stock gets split, so if you had 1 share at 20 dollars you will be given 2 shares each at 10.

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    4. Re:Who is failing again? by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Yes, donweel's "analysis" wasn't really eloquent, but it's still relevant.

      The point is Google was $100 at IPO a few years back (Aug '04) . Contrast that to Microsoft's stock which hasn't climbed a penny since, let alone shot up over 400%.

      Here- take a quick look. See the stagnating red line which hasn't gone up much in years and is now 7% below its value since '04? That's how fantastically Ballmer is doing and how worthwhile investing in Microsoft has not been. See the other line which is way up? That's a company which actually innovates, is expanding in more than rhetoric and has made money for investors. Want to make monkey-boy feel even worse? Add in AAPL which beats even Google's healthy stock price.

      You're blaming stock splits? Ha! Like MSFT has had any use for those in almost a decade. Look it up- the last one was February 2003, back in the Internet's mesozoic era . After five years of "expert" analysts constantly claiming GOOG is an overpriced bubble Mountain View still continually beats profit expectations, proving that Google isn't the one who doesn't "get it"- it's everyone else and chief among these is certainly Microsoft.

    5. Re:Who is failing again? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Im not blaming stock splits, I am pointing out a falsehood in the parent argument. You cannot compare Google and Microsoft stock without considering stock splits. This individual was saying "LOLZ, Google rulez because their stock is at 555.65!! Microsoft sukz because their stock is at 25.55". You are injecting arguments into my statements that don't exist.

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    6. Re:Who is failing again? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Google stock is at $555.71 and Microsoft is at $25.26. Just how exactly does Microsoft measure failure?

      If there were 50 times more MSFT shares than GOOG shares, then they'd be worth twice as much. The share price alone tells you absolutely nothing about their relative values.

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    7. Re:Who is failing again? by tjhart85 · · Score: 1

      Its Exchange server is forced to play ball with mobile devices running Android and iOS, instead of pulling a fast one with obscure proprietary protocols. And now it is claiming Google does not "get" corporations? Shows how sorely Microsoft does not "get" google.

      Whats worse IMHO is that M$ releases WP7 without full exchange support. I mean, it's sad that both Android and iOS can do a better job than a M$ OS! Talk about not getting corporations.

      Their stance is that WP7 is a consumer device. Well, you know what, so is the iPhone and a lot of companies have them as their company phone.

  17. Pot calling the kettle black? by Entens · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft understands the business better, then why has the Online Services division been in the red since 2006? Isn't this the same division that lost Microsoft another $33M in the last quarter alone?

  18. Trollface badge for Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually don't care about Microsoft either way, but listening to them spew this shit really makes me mad. Aside from an undeserved majority share with IE, how is Microsoft even relevant on the internet? This really reeks of desperation.

  19. Well paid executive admonishes competition by Saishuuheiki · · Score: 1

    This is news? Really?

  20. Enterprise, come in, over! by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Enterprise, we need to increase momentum, we are entering the cloud sector now!

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    1. Re:Enterprise, come in, over! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Apparently nobody at Microsoft has seen Wrath of Kahn, otherwise they'd know what a bad idea it is taking Enterprise to the cloud.

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  21. Wow .... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft said on Tuesday that Google simply doesn't understand what businesses need

    And, maybe Microsoft doesn't understand what consumers need.

    Hearing Microsoft actually say this is reminiscent of the whole "I'm a PC/I'm a Mac" commercials where the PC wants to do "fun stuff" like spreadsheets and pie charts.

    This blind focus on what corporations need basically missed out on the existence of the consumer market. In a lot of ways, I think Apple has shown that going after the consumer market can be quite lucrative, since apparently nobody else is really focusing on that very well.

    And, I've come to decide that anybody who cites a Gartner report is, by definition, talking out of their backside. Gartner says what companies pay them to say.

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    1. Re:Wow .... by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      More importantly Microsoft completely missed the mobile market. They can't touch the iPhone or the iPad, that ship has sailed. So unless they want to tie their cloud offerings to their own mobile devices, thereby creating a captive market, they are screwed!

    2. Re:Wow .... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft didn't "miss" the mobile market. They fully made an attempt at it. There have been MS products in the mobile market for almost as long as there has been a mobile market. What has happened is that Microsoft completely failed in the mobile market. They focused to heavily on gaining as big a piece of the mobile pie as they could, and completely missed out on the idea of making the mobile market bigger, and in fact even shrank the market. So, their numbers stayed largely stagnant. Now that the mobile market is 10,000 times larger, their near 100% market share becomes 1%. They only now realize that they failed, and are floundering to try and reinvent themselves.

    3. Re:Wow .... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      MS either fell asleep or abandoned the mobile market. They've had a smart phone for nearly a decade before Apple but (IMHO) their last major update to Windows Mobile before WP7 was WM5 in 2005. WM6 was basically a patch to WM5 with some additional functionality. I think that MS was so busy in other areas: Recovering from the Vista debacle, trying to fight Google in search, trying to fight Apple in media players, trying to fight Sony and Nintendo in console gaming, etc. that they let mobile flounder. Then Apple and Google come along and eat their lunch in mobile.

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    4. Re:Wow .... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I think that what it boils down to is that Google and Microsoft have different customers. You are not Microsoft's customer, your employer is, or your PC's manufacturer is.

      Google's customers are advertisers. To make their advertisers happy, they need to make their users happy, unlike Microsoft. Microsoft only needs to make the user's employer and PC manufacturer happy.

  22. Google FAIL by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    ...and, in other news, North Korea broadcasts apology for shelling S. Koreans to death, say it was all a Korean April Fools Joke, and come on in! Check what's doin' in our Nuke research program! Gift baskets for all UN inspectors.

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  23. Chrome OS by Randwulf · · Score: 1

    I don't much care what Microsoft has to say about anything. What I am curious about is how much Chrome OS will cut into Windows market share once it is finally launched. I don't want speculation -- wake me up when there are some solid numbers.

  24. Pretentious by ieatcookies · · Score: 1

    The tone of that ms dude in the interview annoyed me. I wonder if ms is going to shoot themselves in the foot by pushing cloud based services. They have ms office engrained in business because everyone uses it, and it works well enough to continue. But if they push people to use cloud office and it sucks some other company like google may swoop those customers away. The article talks about how people are used to having these softwares on their machine and I think that's a major reason for offices success, change that and you may uproot your own cusomters.

  25. What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the story: "He also said he thinks Google will be shocked to see Microsoft's momentum into the enterprise cloud sector."

    Translation: "I wish I worked for a functional company that has a technically knowledgeable CEO."

    1. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "From the story: "He also said he thinks Google will be shocked to see Microsoft's momentum into the enterprise cloud sector." "

      I think we ALL would be surprised to see Microsoft have momentum into the enterprise cloud sector, or any other server related sector...

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    2. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by abigor · · Score: 1

      They almost certainly have more servers deployed than anybody, thanks to SharePoint, ActiveDirectory, etc.

    3. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 4, Funny

      They most certainly have more servers deployed than anybody, thanks to poor scaling and higher need for reboots.

    4. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by Lucky75 · · Score: 1

      But does anyone else's CEO run on stage sweating and screaming like a crazy man? I mean, that's gotta count for something.

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    5. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by shugah · · Score: 1

      And what did that do for Novell?

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    6. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 0

      "Please Mr. business man, take place in this chair. Mr. Balmer will shortly transfer some momentum to it thusly launching you to the clouds. He's very good at that. Much better than those evil bastards from that other company we can not mention and that doesn't know anything about internet search engines or phone operating systems. He said so himself. We call the program Launches for Sure"

      Must be true, then.

    7. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      I believe that Microsofties will be surprised how much enterprises loathe giving away their systems to Microsoft, Google, Amazon or other Cloud services provider....

    8. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Really, why is that? Most SMBs I know are running Windows desktop and AD and Exchange servers along with MS Office, so if they can tie into that seamlessly there really isn't a reason why they can't grab serious share.

      Look, you can hate MSFT on ideology, on past business dealings, whatever, but that doesn't change the fact that there is a reason why MSFT rules the corporate roost. It is because they make it butt simple and seamless when it comes to integrating their corporate products. There simply isn't anything in the Linux or OSX line up that compares to ADS+Exchange+Sharepoint+Visual Studio, there really isn't. Sure you can get "kinda sorta, but not really" by having a half a dozen different things written by different groups bolted together, but even then it just doesn't compare.

      So to me the bigger question is this: Will MSFT actually allow their cloud teams to act like corporate software developers, or will Ballmer try to push it into the consumer space trying to be Steve Jobs? Because so far their corporate offerings have been pretty damned good, but lately Ballmer has seemed obsessed with consumer markets and trying to fit everyone into the same box. If they leave the cloud group alone, or have separate consumer and business lines, then I can see them gaining serious share. Corporations love only having one vendor to bitch at, and having WinPhone tied to the corporate Intranet and everything backed up and accessible through the cloud sounds like a tempting proposition, but if Ballmer insists on adding a bunch of consumer junk the corps don't need it will be a big can o' fail.

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    9. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by davester666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't MS saying to Google what they've been saying to Apple, namely that they are going to fail because they aren't copying what Microsoft is doing? Unless they do business and make products the way Microsoft does, they have no chance.

      Of course, both Apple and Google naturally go: Huh?

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    10. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't underestimate Microsoft. The know they are in trouble and are fighting back

    11. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by notknown86 · · Score: 1

      Momentum is the bragging right of the losing side.

      But hell, when you are trying to compete using direct copies of a search engine (Bing vs Google), a online mapping service (Bing Maps vs Google Maps), an online office suite (Google Apps vs Office Web Apps) and a web services platform (App Engine vs Azure), "innovation" can hardly be the boast of choice.

    12. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by JImbob0i0 · · Score: 1

      Meh at my workplace we've been seriously considering one of the cloud services for certain bits... and possibly as a DR solution should our main production external facing sites go down.

    13. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by sac13 · · Score: 1

      "From the story: "He also said he thinks Google will be shocked to see Microsoft's momentum into the enterprise cloud sector." "

      I think we ALL would be surprised to see Microsoft have momentum into the enterprise cloud sector, or any other server related sector...

      Momentum can be positive or negative...

    14. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
      "Really, why is that? Most SMBs I know are running Windows desktop and AD and Exchange servers along with MS Office, so if they can tie into that seamlessly there really isn't a reason why they can't grab serious share."

      Not sure what SMB stands for?

      But, for the past couple decades, any server room I've dealt with, for any major data throughput (mostly Oracle stuff, and application servers like Web Logic) all are running back in the day on Sun...and these days, most of them are all RHEL.

      Sure worker bees use Windows for desktop, and often the email is exchange, but where any real heavy work is done, that requires 24/7 uptime, you couldn't find a windows server with a bloodhound.

      24/7 uptimes, and heavy data movement is what I'm talking about when I speak about 'servers'...and no one in their right mind that I've ever known that has heavy duty requirements would recommend a MS solution to that.

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    15. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be funny, but it's certainly the case. I worked as an intern providing support for Google Search appliances. Those boxes are not perfect and have some issues, which are very easy to overcome. I was almost the only one supporting them, because nobody else wanted to learn how to use them. On the windows support side, however, everyone was just annoyed and wanted to run out of that area (Exchange, MS servers, etc.).

      So I guess that I would agree with Microsoft on this one, they are better for the enterprise, because the provide more jobs for people troubleshooting their darn troubled software.

    16. Re:What passes for dreams at Microsoft: by lazarusdishwasher · · Score: 1
      Not sure what SMB stands for?

      Small Medium Business.

  26. Electrolytes? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    ITS WHAT BUSINESS NEEDS!

    1. Re:Electrolytes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did you get your degree ? Costco ?

  27. Hhhmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a bit odd because we just switched our enterprise over to Google...

  28. If he's right, so what? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    The consumer market is plenty big enough for Google to thrive and prosper.

    What's really interesting is to note how consumer technology has been inviting itself into the enterprise space since the first personal computers. Are there any examples of technology moving in the opposite direction?

    1. Re:If he's right, so what? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      What's really interesting is to note how consumer technology has been inviting itself into the enterprise space since the first personal computers. Are there any examples of technology moving in the opposite direction?

      Hmmmm ... photocopiers, fax machines, laser printers, networks and firewalls, gigabytes and terabytes. Heck, I think even my Roomba would count.

      They're all stuff that's now pretty commonplace, but I'm sure there's loads of examples.

      I would say most computer things started out as something only corporations could afford to have.

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    2. Re:If he's right, so what? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I think he's thinking of stuff more like MS-DOS and msoffice.

      Hopefully the recent success of Apple and Google will break people of the idea that they need to use some proprietary MS thing even when it's really unecessary.

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    3. Re:If he's right, so what? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Besides the list that the other poster made, how about the the Wintel ecosystem. The PC was a corporate computer. Commodore and Apple dominated the consumer market when personal computers hit the scene. It was the fact that people were running IBM PCs with MS OS at work, that people rationalized bringing them into the home.

  29. Same old Microsoft, not getting it. by crovira · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has yet to learn that most of the planet doesn't deal with enterprises.

    That's Microsoft's bailiwick and their undoing as well.

    Microsoft will do as well with the desktops they helped enterprises change but they've been pinned there as effectively as Erie/Bucyrus was with their large earth movers, and unable to even see the threat from Case backhoes. Case is bigger than ever and Erie/Bucyrus is a company that operates in an extremely rarefied "project atmosphere."

    Not every project needs huge expenditures, complex change control and multi-phase deployment.

    Google is doing fine dealing with people and enterprises in other relationships and charging per connection.

    Microsoft simply charges too much for equivalent (actually lesser,) service.

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  30. Intended audience by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

    This definitely isn't for Google, because Google couldn't possibly care less about what Microsoft has to say about any of Google's plans for the enterprise.

    This is more for the IT execs and managers of big corporations who couldn't tell a server from a doorstop: "Don't buy Google! They're unreliable! They're unsafe! They're full of FAIL!"

    It's called Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt, and they're masters at using it on stupid executives.

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  31. Nuts by Isochrome · · Score: 1

    And after they just gave me a pay raise. I was hoping to stick around to see if we get another phone this year. Is anyone from Microsoft accepting resumes?

  32. Just to be clear... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Microsoft said ... that Google simply doesn't understand what businesses need, and is failing at pushing its way into the enterprise.

    Or, perhaps companies don't like having "solutions" forced on them.

    He also said he thinks Google will be shocked to see Microsoft's momentum into the enterprise cloud sector.

    Perhaps a bit off-topic, but if any of my employees ever says, "To the cloud!" I will fire them on the spot. Fucking stupid commercials. Yes, the OS is so powerful, one has to offload processing elsewhere.

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  33. google is failing or the failing of google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please be clear, and when it comes to titles be not so lazy as to save yourself typing one character. Japanese amateur animators do that when they produce in English, let's not follow their lead.

  34. Corporation trash-talking competitor by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Film at eleven.

  35. No substance by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Just read the article...

    Basically the Microsoft guy is saying "don't use Google's cloud services, use Microsoft's cloud services" and attempting to justify that by saying "they don't know security but we do". However he fails to provide any evidence for his statements - his single example mentions Google's Street View, which a) is about privacy rather than security; and b) isn't related to their cloud services at all.

    I believe Microsoft is doing a significantly better job with security overall than they did a few years ago. But, given their track record, I would think they'd be hesitant to play the security card - it could easily backfire.

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  36. No different than any other data center. by ron_ivi · · Score: 2

    "shunt critical infrastructure into some cloud environment? Seriously?" It's really no different than sticking your servers (especially if you lease or finance them) in any other third-party-managed data center. In either case, the company can tap network connections; steal the hard drives with our data; etc. The biggest difference between clouds and traditional data centers is really just that clouds tend to charge you hourly or daily or at longest monthly; while data centers like yearly, or at shortest daily contracts.

  37. "What businesses need?" Talk, walk... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft understands what businesses need they don't need to talk about it, they just need to do it.

    _Talk_ by companies about how they understand what businesses need and their competition doesn't is a handy smokescreen to explain away problems with their product or their product line. "Yes, it looks to _you_ like a steaming pile, but you, you understand nothing. _You_ are not part of our target market. You understand nothing about what businesses want. We do, and I can assure you real businesses don't want sugar, they want steaming piles."

    If Google is failing, Google is failing. Microsoft doesn't need to talk about it. All they need to do is let Google fail. I care whether Google fails or not, but why should I care what Tom Rizzo thinks? And why should anyone at Microsoft lift a finger to influence perception, if "Google is failing" is the reality?

  38. MS is winning online war? Please... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    I can't even sync my hotmail contact list, calendar or email with my phone... Google lets me do this ;).

    1. Re:MS is winning online war? Please... by notaprguy · · Score: 1

      Are you just inept? I have had no problems syncing hotmail with an iPhone, Droid or Windows phones.

    2. Re:MS is winning online war? Please... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Please enlighten me then - I have a Droid X - how do I sync my contacts/email and calendar events with hotmail on it?

      All I can do is email.

  39. Coming from an expert on 'Fail' by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    pot kettle black

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    1. Re:Coming from an expert on 'Fail' by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      More like the pot calling the aluminum skillet black.

  40. Huh? by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    First, what is the "enterprise cloud sector?" Microsoft is just making up marketing terms now. Granted, marketing is it's game and core competency. Google doesn't need the enterprise. Yes, it'd be nice but there are far more humans on the planet than there are enterprise companies. I'm really getting tired of "the cloud." It's called the Internet. You can call your little piece of it "the cloud" but it's still the 'Net. IRC is the cloud. Email is the cloud. Making up a new name does nothing but troll for the ignorant. Unfortunately, that's where Microsoft got it's start so maybe this all makes sense.

  41. Microsoft Online Services by Flipao · · Score: 1

    Are losing half a billion a year, way to set an example!

    1. Re:Microsoft Online Services by notaprguy · · Score: 1

      That is a reference to Microsoft's consumer facing online services such as Bing, MSN and Windows Live. Most if not all of the losses are from Bing, where Microsoft is investing heavily to try to compete with the 10,000 pound gorilla of search-Google.

  42. Better term for Local Cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and sell them on the "local cloud"

    I prefer to call it "SMOG".

    Systems Managing Overall Genericity

  43. Then again... by webdog314 · · Score: 1

    The majority of large corporations are still using XP and IE6.

  44. If this is failure, I want in. by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    Current share prices via MSN:

    Microsoft - $25.26

    Google - $555.71

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    1. Re:If this is failure, I want in. by notaprguy · · Score: 1

      Are joking or just dumb? The stock price of a company means nothing in an absolute sense. Microsoft stock has split nine times since their IPO. Withou splits, Microsoft would be valued at about $235 today. Goggle has never split. More important, what matters is the share price x total number of outstanding shares. That's how you calculate total market cap. Today, investors think Microsoft is worth $215 billion. They think Google is worth $177 billion. P.S. Investors also think that Google is worth $26.40 LESS today than they did yesterday. Food for thought.

  45. Used to be a Google Fanboy by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some of my experiences using Google to run my business:

    1. We use Google Docs for all documents. Recently, after an employee left the company we deleted his account. Every document that he shared with the company is still visible in the Docs list, but there is no way to open them. It returns an error. Posts on Google Docs help site have gotten 0 useful responses other than "documents shared with others should still be accessible". They are not. There is no tech support.

    2. We use Google Voice. I had business cards printed and the web site changed to use our Google Voice number. After a few customers complained about my disconnected number, I started looking into it. Apparently certain numbers cannot call Google Voice. The entire 941 area code gets "This number is disconnected" when they try to call. Posts on Google Voice help site have gotten 0 helpful responses. There is no tech support.

    3. We use Google Adwords to run ads. Recently an employee who was new to the system created a test campaign with up to $10,000 a day limit pointing to www.test.com. Little did he know that campaigns are created in a "Running" state. And, even if you don't authorize Google to extend you credit, they will. Luckily I noticed the problem after only 3000 damage. Google tech support was non-existent. Luckily their collections department was a little more accessible and gave us a 10% discount on our mistake, and closed the account. They also delisted an unrelated website from Google results.

    4. We hosted an old web site in Google Page Creator. For months, when we logged into Google Page Creator a message appeared that said something like "Your pages will soon be automatically migrated to Google Sites". When Page Creator was shut down Google nicely migrated the site to garbage and deleted all record of it ever existing.

    1. Re:Used to be a Google Fanboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. Just this morning, I noticed quite by chance that email for a "gmail for domains" account wasn't being delivered and hadn't been for a month or so. Attempted login informed me the account had been disabled--the administrator account for the entire domain! There is no tech support.

      Solution: retake control of the MX records. I figure if google want to mine my emails they have to keep me happy by not disabling my account. They piss me off, no more of my email for them! I'm sure they don't care, but neither do I. Lesson learned: if you tangle with a 'cloud service', have a backout plan.

    2. Re:Used to be a Google Fanboy by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      Quick question: Do you use the enterprise Google Apps? Or the free, open, version?

    3. Re:Used to be a Google Fanboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of my experiences using Google to run my business:

      1. We use Google Docs for all documents. Recently, after an employee left the company we deleted his account. Every document that he shared with the company is still visible in the Docs list, but there is no way to open them. It returns an error. Posts on Google Docs help site have gotten 0 useful responses other than "documents shared with others should still be accessible". They are not. There is no tech support.

      2. We use Google Voice. I had business cards printed and the web site changed to use our Google Voice number. After a few customers complained about my disconnected number, I started looking into it. Apparently certain numbers cannot call Google Voice. The entire 941 area code gets "This number is disconnected" when they try to call. Posts on Google Voice help site have gotten 0 helpful responses. There is no tech support.

      3. We use Google Adwords to run ads. Recently an employee who was new to the system created a test campaign with up to $10,000 a day limit pointing to www.test.com. Little did he know that campaigns are created in a "Running" state. And, even if you don't authorize Google to extend you credit, they will. Luckily I noticed the problem after only 3000 damage. Google tech support was non-existent. Luckily their collections department was a little more accessible and gave us a 10% discount on our mistake, and closed the account. They also delisted an unrelated website from Google results.

      4. We hosted an old web site in Google Page Creator. For months, when we logged into Google Page Creator a message appeared that said something like "Your pages will soon be automatically migrated to Google Sites". When Page Creator was shut down Google nicely migrated the site to garbage and deleted all record of it ever existing.

      Finally some real info. Most commenters here don't have a clue what most enterprise needs are. Google's enterprise approach is a total joke. Do some research on Office 365 and try working in a real corporate environment before you open your fat mouth and pull assumptions out of your arse.

    4. Re:Used to be a Google Fanboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were you actually paying for these services?

    5. Re:Used to be a Google Fanboy by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      We use Google Voice. I had business cards printed and the web site changed to use our Google Voice number.

      Dude. I'm speechless. I like Google Voice, too, but it never would have occurred to me to start using it as my company's sole published contact number. There's value in paying for a phone line, if only that you can threaten your telco with a complaint to the local Public Service Commission if they screw up too badly. (You'd be surprised how effective that threat can be to a telco who is accountable to that commission.)

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    6. Re:Used to be a Google Fanboy by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      And your indications that the GP is working in an enterprise are... zilch. If you're an actual enterprise, you'll get support from Google.

      But Google Apps is aimed at SMBs. SMBs are screwed no matter what. Try getting support from Microsoft; they'll respond to your E-mails, they just won't fix anything, and when Microsoft's software screws you and drops your money on the floor, they also just shrug their shoulders.

    7. Re:Used to be a Google Fanboy by notknown86 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Some of my experiences using Google to run my business:

      1. We use Google Docs for all documents. Recently, after an employee left the company we deleted his account. Every document that he shared with the company is still visible in the Docs list, but there is no way to open them. It returns an error. Posts on Google Docs help site have gotten 0 useful responses other than "documents shared with others should still be accessible". They are not. There is no tech support.

      2. We use Google Voice. I had business cards printed and the web site changed to use our Google Voice number. After a few customers complained about my disconnected number, I started looking into it. Apparently certain numbers cannot call Google Voice. The entire 941 area code gets "This number is disconnected" when they try to call. Posts on Google Voice help site have gotten 0 helpful responses. There is no tech support.

      3. We use Google Adwords to run ads. Recently an employee who was new to the system created a test campaign with up to $10,000 a day limit pointing to www.test.com. Little did he know that campaigns are created in a "Running" state. And, even if you don't authorize Google to extend you credit, they will. Luckily I noticed the problem after only 3000 damage. Google tech support was non-existent. Luckily their collections department was a little more accessible and gave us a 10% discount on our mistake, and closed the account. They also delisted an unrelated website from Google results.

      4. We hosted an old web site in Google Page Creator. For months, when we logged into Google Page Creator a message appeared that said something like "Your pages will soon be automatically migrated to Google Sites". When Page Creator was shut down Google nicely migrated the site to garbage and deleted all record of it ever existing.

      Oh, put the chair down, Ballmer. We know it's you.

    8. Re:Used to be a Google Fanboy by noidentity · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We use Google Docs for all documents. Recently, after an employee left the company we deleted his account. Every document that he shared with the company is still visible in the Docs list, but there is no way to open them. It returns an error. Posts on Google Docs help site have gotten 0 useful responses other than "documents shared with others should still be accessible". They are not. There is no tech support.

      Damn that sucks, but why would you EVER trust a third-party with the only copy of your data? Use the cloud for services, not critical data storage. If they don't make it easy to keep a local mirror, you need to find another solution. Hell, I keep copies of most everything I download, because I never know when the provider will go and remove it from their site.

    9. Re:Used to be a Google Fanboy by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we've had similar experiences...

      One of our customers took their email to Google Apps... Nightmare. Big enough company that they had to have SSO or their support costs would sky-rocket (what? I have a different password for email? But its the same username...) So flash forward 8 weeks and endless troubleshooting with the vendor... Guess what? There's a bug in Google Apps API that made the vendor's SSo product not work. (They were a google recommended "SSO partner" for Google Apps...) Implementation was WEEKS late because of the fact that there is no public disclosure of the bugs, flaws, or anything else. AND there is no meaningful support. Whoever posted that "there is support if you're paying" has obviously never actually tried GETTING any help through that support-group. Its terrible, a complete farce. They run through a script and shutdown. "Sorry, you must have aconfiguration problem..." So we prove after copious hours of troubleshooting its a bug. "Oh, that's a known bug, our developers are working on it." ]click![

      Second story: We tried out google checkout. Within the first week we get an email saying our "account has been flagged" and our first transaction refunded to the customer. Very embarassing. Our account was summarily closed, and "for security reasons" they couldn't tell us why. We were offered the option of a proctological exam to have it re-opened. So we went through it.. sent them copies of business licenses, our drivers licenses, social security, and verified our business address, email, phone numbers. Everything. Two days later we get another email "Your request to reopen your account has been denied, but we can't tell you why for security reasons."

      We switched to Paypal.

      Google is good at search and related things... Webmaster Tules rock... But I'd run for my life before paying them for ANYTHING.

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    10. Re:Used to be a Google Fanboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you paid how much for service and support ?

  46. True. Example: Email (Desktop an Mobile) by Tillmann · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    True. Example: Email. Gmail is nice. The web interface is good, but when not using it (sometimes necessary in a corporate environment), it fails.

    - Desktop usage: The Google SMTP server is horribly unreliable. "Temporary failure", esp. when sending attachments, on an almost daily basis.
    - Mobile usage: The Android Gmail client is mostly good, but has some peculiarities which simply prevent usage in a corporate environment:
      * You can't set the "From:" address. That works fine in the web interface, but in the Android client, your stuck to using an @gmail.com email address. Of course a no-go when you're sending mail from a company account
      * Detection of phone numbers in emails is very bad, to the point of being unusable. So when you get an email from your secretary, "Please call (06151) 12345-589", you simply can't simply tap on the number and call it. Even worse, since some current Android phones don't allow pasting in the Dialer, you actually have to REMEMBR the number and dial manually. WTF? Even 3-year old Nokia phones performed that task perfectly.

    bye,
    Tillmann

  47. Microsoft Spokesman: "We are winning!" by 1336 · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Microsoft Spokesman: "We are winning!" by PPH · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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  48. Wrong Business (Re:Microsoft is trolling, but) by EXTomar · · Score: 1

    The issue I see is that Google isn't "business" isn't exactly catering to high level enterprise anyway. There is no way either Google or Microsoft is going to convince someone as large as say EDS or Oracle to abandon whatever system they have today for Google Docs or whatever Microsoft is offering with "cloud computing". However Google Services do make a lot of sense for smaller businesses and individuals that don't have the IT or resource budgets to handle this themselves. This is where Microsoft is pricing themselves out of the market.

    In the end, we are still bit off of having the big guys go "all cloud" so they are right that Google is failing but Microsoft isn't exactly winning either.

  49. For your informaion.... by DrYak · · Score: 2

    It's one thing to provide a free email service that is based on ad revenue and data mining.

    Hey, guess what ? Google DOES HAVE a "Gmail for enterprise" solution., which DOES INCLUDE direct phone and e-mail support".

    But well, thank you for playing. Please next time, check what you're saying before posting.

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    1. Re:For your informaion.... by brett_freer · · Score: 1

      ... and it works!

  50. Did you PAY for support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you want support beyond the forums you're supposed to sign up for a paid account. Did you?

  51. divide by mucous by epine · · Score: 0

    On a story where it's neither possible to be interesting nor informative, how did seventeen comments (by my preference settings) make it to +5?

    I Googled for "microsoft obnoxious shill" expecting Allchin to make the cut. Turns out he was elbowed out in grand style by James Plamondon. I missed that one at the time. After the financial meltdown, he inexplicably leaked on himself.

    How to Get Your Platform Accepted as a Standard - Microsoft Style

    Here's a Microsoft hater with some serious elbow grease:

    Former Microsoft Shill Openly Confesses, Alleges Microsoft Still Does This
    How Jim Allchin, Gartner and Enderle Lied to the Whole World

    I read a piece by Allchin once that forever set my normalization basis for all things Microsoft. Dang, it's hard to divide by mucous.

    What Microsoft says about momentum is true. Exchange == U.S.S. Bismarck.

    From the bathroom wall of all knowledge:

    Dorsetshire and Maori stopped to rescue survivors, but a U-boat alarm caused them to leave the scene after rescuing only 110 Bismarck sailors, abandoning the surviving crew in the water. The next morning U-74, which had heard sinking noises from a distance, and the German weather ship Sachsenwald picked up 5 survivors. 1,995 of the ship's crew of 2,200 died.

    If Microsoft ever loses the Bismarck, they had better be prepared to rescue their own.

  52. Yes! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    "What CIO is seriously going to shunt critical infrastructure into some cloud environment?"

    They already do. You can save a ton of cash. Most data in large companies is now in India with some no name company anyway. Outsourcers own the servers, facility, and even the data. and not an Indian subsidiary of the original company. Need more proof? Look at www.salesforce.com? With SalesForce you can fire your whole IT except for a few techs to fix desktops. Everything is on the browser now and can be accessed through latops. No messy cds, installation, maintance, nor an expensive IT deparment. I find it troubling to be dependent on a single vendor on your data and not control it. However, the CPAs and accountants are now the CEO's and they do not care about this. Only short term cost cutting from cost centers like I.T.

    It is the new norm. If CIO's and engineers become CEO then this will change but for now Wall Street likes the instant short term savings and cost cutting.

    I think Microsoft though does not understand the needs of why to use a cloud. They just offer an API and not prebuilt applications that do not need to be managed anymore. It is the promise of just logging in and working not having to go through project managers and budget committees to get new features, develop software, and invest in infrastructure.

  53. Dang! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As Office 365 is still in beta, how is it that you claim it's being used in real corporate environments? Or, to put it another way, how many corporates rush out and dump their production environments into a beta system? I'd hazard the answer is close to if not actually zero.

  54. Microsoftocy by carrier+lost · · Score: 1

    ...Google simply doesn't understand what businesses need

    Cloud. It's got what businesses crave.

  55. Re:Huh?-- MOD UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nail, meet hammer's head. Informative, insightful, and concise.

  56. Microsoft picks Google to bash? by mhollis · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is singling Google out here because Google is #1 in phone sales. Microsoft is chasing after Fortune 1000 companies with this comment, with an subtext here of "their stuff isn't going to work with your back office." Which is classic FUD misinformation from The Collective.

    Meanwhile, in Reality World, which everyone outside of Redmond lives in, Microsoft's Windows Phone launch is seriously disappointing the company. So someone in Microsoft sales perked up and said, "Well Android phones can't possibly work as well with Enterprise as ours," completely forgetting that Android phones and iPhones have been banned from the Microsoft campus for so long that nobody knows how well the new smartphones work in the enterprise.

    So this just looks like an ad-hominem attack, rather than what it is really aimed at.

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  57. From a Microsoftie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for Microsoft and I apologize for these lame ass executive comments. I am an engineer there and I know that everyone out there hates us and wants us to fail but I just want you guys to know that we try very hard every day to improve our products. A lot of engineers work 12 hours a day working really hard to delight our customers. Sure, we win some and lose some but comments like these usually come from folks who know and understand very little about software. Forgive us, our intention is really to be useful.

  58. Don't forget the first derivative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But you need to see the trend in the stock price as well as the current price.

    Also, how many shares of stock are outstanding for each company?

    Nasdaq is slightly more bullish for Google than it is for Microsoft.

  59. Those who can, do... by Rexdude · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ..the rest just act bombastic and make controversial statements. Cloud computing has been talked about for a few years, and most companies have their plans related to it in place. I work for IBM, and cloud computing is taken quite seriously here. There's a push for virtualization of services and hardware, and there are internal presentations and talks by experts in the field. For the outside world, IBM quietly continues to make its offerings available without too much fanfare.

    I'm going off topic here, but I think it has to do with corporate culture. IBM is perhaps the founder of what we call 'Information Technology' and was already more than 50 years old when the present day Silicon Valley companies started up in the 70s. All the Silicon Valley companies have a strong cult of personality attached to their founder-CEOs (and even later ones). You cannot think of Microsoft without associating with Bill Gates, or Oracle -Larry Ellison, Sun - Scott Nealy, Apple - Steve Jobs, or until recently, HP - Carly Fiorina. In IBM's case, the brand is bigger than any individual CEO, in fact one doesn't immediately think of Thomas Watson Sr. either when talking of IBM. Can anyone quickly recall who headed the company when it made the mistake of letting Microsoft have the license to DOS instead of buying it out? (without looking up Wiki).

    It is very rare for an IBM executive to make controversial statements in the tech media about other companies- unlike the people mentioned above, who have all been sources of great quotes at various times. Google is similar, in that it largely doesn't crow about its success (though CEO Eric Schmidt will forever be quoted for his views on online privacy).

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  60. MS - the "Enterprise" vendor by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

    We're big believers that not everyone has a high-speed Internet connection.

    What enterprise, in search of cloud solutions, is still on dial-up? What enterprise period?

    At my job, in terms of reliability, the ERP software is the most important (which is why it runs on Linux). Number two is internect access (read: mostly email, but also EDI). A far distant third is Office apps. To say that offline support is a big selling point because people don't have high-speed access is naive at worst and (more likely) a bad sales pitch at best.

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  61. govt omniscience contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait until Wikileaks shows up with a CIA/NSA - Microsoft cloud "omniscience" contract, for omnivorous maintenance and "inspection" of all the saps.

  62. that's what she said by t2t10 · · Score: 1

    That's what IBM said about Microsoft as well, until it was too late.

    Enterprises often are the last businesses to adopt new end-user technologies, or technologies that reduce staff requirements. You can figure out yourself why that might be...

  63. Thanks - now considering corporate GMAIL by LINM · · Score: 1

    The result for my business from this thread is to seriously consider corporate gmail. Had been thinking about it, but this article and the link here from jimicus settles it.

    Outlook server and the client have been a disaster for our 6 person business. We get lots of emails and lots of attachments. Outlook uses flat file to manage the emails. With 5-10 gig for each of us, this doesn't work. Breaking up email folders into smaller folders is an ongoing pain. And worst of all search doesn't work. Outlooks native search doesn't function across multiple folders (even in Office 2010), Xobni is slow and a hog, and even google's search can't handle these huge flat files.

    Disaster.

    Thanks.

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    1. Re:Thanks - now considering corporate GMAIL by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I can thoroughly recommend it. My current employer is a technology company and I'm a Unix sysadmin - on the face of it, outsourcing email when you've got that much talent onsite sounds bonkers.

      However, when I did the arithmetic, it worked out more expensive just to pay the colo fees for geographically redundant MX servers than it was to get Google.

      That was before I assigned any value to:

      • Spam filtering that damn well works. Sorry, SpamAssassin, but filtering 95-98% of spam is not good enough when your domain receives something like 20,000 emails per day.
      • Calendars and contacts that sync with iPhone, Android and Outlook.
      • Webmail that doesn't make you want to gouge your own eyes out. (You already get both of these with Exchange, of course, but unless you have damn good connectivity, a reliable connection for people who are on the road basically forces you to put the server in a colo. Oh look, more money.)
      • Shared documents and sites. Akin to (though, to be fair, not as sophisticated as) Sharepoint.
      • My time in keeping the servers updated, secured and wrestling with an ever increasing volume of spam.
      • Answering the inevitable "I didn't get this email from Fred, what happened to it?" (The answer was invariably along the lines of "It was delivered to your inbox at 10:30", but if you're being asked those questions it basically means that people can't find their own email. Most people are remarkably bad at using rules to sort their email and prefer to simply hit the search box.)
      • Hardware and backup media for email.
      • If you're an Exchange user (we weren't), saved CALs.

      I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.