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  1. Maverick McCain on OS X 10.9 Mavericks Review · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally! An OS suitable for Sarah Palin.

    She's a real Maverick.

  2. Re: Incompetent Press on Apple Announces iPad Air · · Score: 1

    I thought specs didn't matter?

  3. Re:Why is iPad so much better than iPhone? on Apple Announces iPad Air · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it "Welcome to Slashdot"?

  4. Re:Presence of self-awareness on Physicist Unveils a 'Turing Test' For Free Will · · Score: 1

    Jesus! Read a damn book!

    You have an awful lot to say about a topic of which you have absolutely no understanding!

    Yeah, we get it. You don't believe in free will. You think that makes you look smart and important and thus feel the need to share that fact with others. How you haven't spotted the contradiction in that reasoning is beyond me.

  5. Re:Siri doesn't have free will on Physicist Unveils a 'Turing Test' For Free Will · · Score: 1

    A shame you posted this as AC. The parent will never see it.

  6. Re:appearing to have free will on Physicist Unveils a 'Turing Test' For Free Will · · Score: 2

    "But is there really any difference between having free will and appearing to have free will?

    Yes.

    Or, put another way, is there really any difference between the illusion of free will and free will?

    Still 'Yes'.

    Congratulations. You've discovered the most obvious limit of behavioralism.

    I think I am in the camp of

    ... not having a basic understanding of modern philosophy?

  7. Re:Crazy talk! on Most Parents Allow Unsupervised Internet Access To Children At Age 8 · · Score: 1

    Why? I don't seem to be the one with the reading problem here!

    I'm sorry that your initial insult failed in the worst possible way. That can be embarrassing. Don't let that get you down. You will get over it.

  8. Re:Crazy talk! on Most Parents Allow Unsupervised Internet Access To Children At Age 8 · · Score: 1

    Not only can I read, I have excellent reading comprehension.

    at age 8 I had complete root access of the computer and by age 9 I had started to disassemble it for hardware modifications

    Scored a Cromemco Miniframe computer by the age of 12

    Next time, make an effort to understand what you've read before posting.

  9. Re:actual "platform" on A Ray of Hope For Americans and Scientific Literacy? · · Score: 1

    That's what people call it.

    Then those people are morons.

  10. Re:Anti-science? See, now you have proof! on How Science Goes Wrong · · Score: 1

    Aaaand this is exactly the kind of thing that young-earth creationists and climate change deniers will jump on to show that science (and scientists) can't be trusted.

    So we should just ignore the problem because a few loons will use it to justify their crazy beliefs? Brilliant.

    I weep for humanity.

  11. Re:Peer review stretched to its limit by money on How Science Goes Wrong · · Score: 2

    Making people aware of the problem is a good first step.

  12. Re:Yup, I'm one of those parents... on Most Parents Allow Unsupervised Internet Access To Children At Age 8 · · Score: 1

    When I was in high school they had a "typing class" that I didn't do well in. Later when I started getting into online chat my typing speed increased ALOT.

    You should have paid more attention in typing class. Just think how much faster you'd be if you used both hands.

  13. Re:Started at 6 on Most Parents Allow Unsupervised Internet Access To Children At Age 8 · · Score: 1

    Yet look at his username. I wonder what it's like to feel nostalgic for things long gone before you were born...

  14. Re:Crazy talk! on Most Parents Allow Unsupervised Internet Access To Children At Age 8 · · Score: 1

    at age 8 I had complete root access of the computer

    I was online before my parents because I was the one who figured out the passwords for the local UUNET dial up node 300bps

    Does not compute. Was your home computer a VAX or something?

  15. Re: BULLSHIT on Most Parents Allow Unsupervised Internet Access To Children At Age 8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At age 8 I was reading about black holes in science magazines and had taught myself how to code in GW-BASIC

    So you were a perfectly average 8-year-old in the 1980's. Good for you.

    It was a different time. Kids today have advantages we would have killed for, sure, but they also face different problems. Parents also face dramatically different social and legal pressures.

    When we were kids, it wasn't a big deal to ride your bike a few miles to a friends house, not checking in until after dark to ask if you can stay over night. Today, you're face would end up on the news before lunch, and net your parents a few visits from social services.

    Christ, just look at shit like this. If it were satire, it would be too implausible to be funny, but that's reality.

    Why can't little Johnny code? Because we suspended him for planning out a game where you shot alien space ships with guns. The Horror!

    Blame "culture" if you want, but it's a culture we've created. We're not kids any more. This is our world now. We did this. We're the ones who allow nonsense like the above to continue unchecked.

    What are you going to do about it?

  16. Re: Not all choice is tinkering on Is Choice a Problem For Android? · · Score: 1

    And there lies the heart of the problem. Your average user is too fucking stupid to bother understanding anything.

    If by "too fucking stupid" you mean "don't care enough"

  17. Re:Irony on Is Choice a Problem For Android? · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't matter if it was the greatest program ever to grace the personal computer. That it is necessary is the problem.

  18. Re:Shitty on Unifying Undersea Wireless Communication Using TCP/IP · · Score: 3, Funny

    The whale will be bilingual.

  19. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... on Charlie Stross: Why Microsoft Word Must Die · · Score: 1

    Each cell as an individual object is not only obviously inefficient, it's absurdly so.

    It's like some idiot kid who just learned about "oop" thought to himself "cells, that's a noun. I'll make a cell class!" without putting in any further thought. It's a laughably bad approach that you wouldn't expect from anyone even minimally competent.

    That this is the approach initially used is beyond belief. That it's still the approach used stretches credulity!

  20. Re:Ring = Long Building on A Peek At Apple's Planned $5B HQ · · Score: 1

    For a bunch of nerds I'm surprised how difficult this is for some.

    That's the average autodidact for you...

  21. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... on Charlie Stross: Why Microsoft Word Must Die · · Score: 1

    One of the key things is changing from handling each cell as an individual instance of an object to a more efficient approach.

    ...

    Really? Someone thought that was a good idea?

  22. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX on Charlie Stross: Why Microsoft Word Must Die · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They're all solving different problems. TeX is designed for typesetting, which HTML and Word formats aren't well-suited. HTML does structure well, but it's useless for typesetting. OOXML is a weird mix, not really well suited to either task. It's better than older formats, but it's still incredibly painful to generate, and near impossible to read. If I had to guess, it's designed to give MS the ability to say that the format is open, while still making it difficult for competitors to support.

  23. Re:The end is nigh on JavaScript-Based OpenRISC Emulator Can Run Linux, GCC, Wayland · · Score: 1

    I once wrote a Basic interpreter in Basic to annoy a friend.

  24. Re:Recipe for succes on BlackBerry Founders May Try To Take Over the Company · · Score: 1

    RIM has already caved on that score and built in backdoors to let India eavesdrop on Blackberry users' communications.

    That's not even a little bit true.

    Check your facts before posting next time.

  25. Re:idiots on Shuttleworth: Apple Will Merge Mac and iPhone · · Score: 1

    Of course we did. We also moved on to better tools as our needs, and motor skills, developed.

    DaVinci and Monet didn't work with finger-paints. Tolstoy didn't scratch out War and Peace across a public beach. You used a keyboard, and not a sandbox, to write this post.