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Charlie Stross: Why Microsoft Word Must Die

Jeremiah Cornelius writes "Rapture of the Nerds co-author Charlie Stross hates Microsoft Word, worse than you do. Best of all, he can articulate the many structural faults of Word that make his loathing both understandable and contagious. 'Steve Jobs approached Bill Gates... to organize the first true WYSIWYG word processor for a personal computer -- ...should it use control codes, or hierarchical style sheets? In the end, the decree went out: Word should implement both formatting paradigms. Even though they're fundamentally incompatible... Word was in fact broken by design, from the outset — and it only got worse from there.' Can Free Software do any better, than to imitate the broken Microsoft model? Does document formatting even matter this much, versus content?"

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  1. It gets worse by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No sane metamodel. No access from multiple applications. No sane way of creating compound documents. When you see the landscape of modern IT and you notice that the closest thing to that is the XML ecosystem, you know something has gone horribly wrong.

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    Ezekiel 23:20
    1. Re:It gets worse by mynamestolen · · Score: 0

      Love your sigblock. Can you suggest a similar one from the Koran for me?

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      work in progress
    2. Re:It gets worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read your Koran. Find something in particular you find intriguing. Share it.

      My favorite from the Bible is 1 Thessalonians 5:22 where I am downright instructed to test all things and keep that which is good. I take this to mean if someone tries to ram nonsense down me, I am perfectly justified in Scripture to ask them to demonstrate their claim.

    3. Re:It gets worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had no idea who "Charlie Stross" was. Via google he seems to be some liberal statist SF writer. I'm not clear on how this equates to a qualification on the subject.

  2. Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    enough said!

    1. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      TeX is horrible in the sense that it's a glorified macro processor state machine, with every character in the input stream potentially changing everything in the output DVI - text itself, formatting registers - you can't tell form the character other than by continuing processing the Turing-complete macros, all of them capable of changing every aspect of the processor state! Change that one character? Regenerate the whole document! Good bye, interactivity. Good bye, inspectable structure. It's perfect for the hard-core typesetting jobs, but lousy as a document platform in any other sense than the typesetting one. (But it would be nice to have good exporters for it in as many applications as you can get. And when I say "good exporters", I mean template-driven export engines with fine-grained tuning, not some "just export it, I'll tweak the styles by hand" thingy. Remind me, why do we have computers again? To automate stuff? I thought so.)

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    2. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by samjam · · Score: 2

      Consider TexMacs - uses scheme-like macro language (and scheme) - much better.

    3. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by dfghjk · · Score: 2, Informative

      "TeX is horrible in the sense that it's a glorified macro processor state machine..." ...and it shares this trait with every other system intended to be compiled.

      Of course, there's the TeX engine and the default macro packages which are different things. Different front ends could have different behaviors. You are not bound to plain TeX or LaTeX or a few others, write your own. You obviously feel confident of your expertise.

      "Remind me, why do we have computers again? To automate stuff? I thought so."

      Apparently you need to be reminded. TeX is a system for "automating stuff", not a system for interactively enabling tweaks by hand. The problem you cite comes from your desire to do stupid things.

    4. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by RGRistroph · · Score: 2

      https://www.writelatex.com/ and https://www.sharelatex.com/ and several desktop latex editors seems to work OK despite your logic.

      The main appleal of LaTeX is precisely that you aren't supposed to continuously re-render it, you are supposed to write things. Then you twiddle how it looks a bit at the end.

      Optimizing web pages for speed of rendering the output seems reasonable, but I'm not sure that should be a big consideration in a document format.

    5. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by westlake · · Score: 4, Insightful

      enough said!

      MS Office is designed for use by the 9-to-5 clerical worker --- not the outside studio or in-house team that designs your four color catalogs, print adds, brochures and annual reports.

    6. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Of course, there's the TeX engine and the default macro packages which are different things.

      Actually, I was talking specifically about the generic TeX engine properties that make it virtually impossible to use it for incremental redisplay and similar purposes, so you have to go WYSIWYM instead, but then TeX isn't the foundation for the document platform itself but just the output module, which is what I was pointing out. It also doesn't work well for compound documents, not just simple hand-edited text ones ("simple" as in "not compound", but not excluding structured and large ones, of course), but that's sort of outside of TeX's scope (if you ignore Web2C's [\immediate]\write18, or yet another converter to "lower" the document data (for example, data linked to a live online resource) into something "set in stone" that TeX can actually typeset), so perhaps that would be an unreasonable request anyway.

      You are not bound to plain TeX or LaTeX or a few others, write your own.

      That doesn't solve the problem I was referring to. One potential solution that occurred to me the other day was that since TeX's state tends to be small, and the processing is "paged" in the last stages of TeX's internals, one possible option would be memoizing the internal state of the processor and resuming the execution only from the nearest place preceding your edit point in the input stream where the last state snapshot took place and going on from there. But that still requires a modified TeX implementation, and it doesn't work for multi-pass processing that, i.e., collects page number references to scatter them throughout your document in a later pass (a single inserted character could change the page number on a page reference on the very page you're editing right now, and there's no way to know without running all the full document passes again, and there goes your real-time redisplay), and that tends to be quite common, so tough luck.

      Apparently you need to be reminded. TeX is a system for "automating stuff", not a system for interactively enabling tweaks by hand.

      Apparently, I failed to get my point across. Of course TeX can do that, but the document application with TeX export has to export the document structure into the TeX file properly, and I have yet to see a complex application doing it in a user-friendly way. Nowhere am I suggesting that *TeX* is the right place for the necessary user interaction. If you're accusing me of a desire to do stupid things, you had better point out which ones, since I fail to see which part of my requirements is unreasonable.

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    7. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      TeXmacs is really nice, and actually quite close to many things I have in mind, but I have yet to see a version that doesn't hang, crash, or run unreasonably slowly. ;/

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    8. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by thsths · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Agreed. TeX uses a procedural approach, which is really not a good idea for a document. A declarative approach would be much better, and there are alternatives such as lout the demonstrate how well it works. Heck, even TeX has both styles and formatting codes available at all time.

      HTML, much abused, has a much saner model. But there is a distinct lack of good editors for HTML. Which also proves zealots wrong who say "a good and well documented format will attract support". MS Word is still the most widely supported document format. Better documented alternatives (lyx, html, lout) are impossible to import/export in anything but a handful of programs.

      And to be honest, Word 2007 is a completely different beast from Word 2003. I would even go as far as calling it quite usable - it deals nicely with styles, and it finally has an acceptable equation editor. Float placement is still a bit of a gamble, citations are best left to other software packages, but it is really not all that bad any more. Good enough - typical Microsoft software.

    9. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by radarskiy · · Score: 2

      Which is better, a skateboard or a chainsaw?

    10. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anrego · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So much this!

      Word is popular because it is can be manhandled by just about anyone with basic computer skills into producing a passable document. Most people doing anything more complex have a variety of tools available with various trade-offs in functionality and learning curve.

      This is largely true about most popular products. Tools which are technically inferior for a purpose are used because the gap in technical fitness is smaller and lest costly than the difference in skill required to use the better suited tool. Cheaper to have the hammer than can pound in most nails when you don't really care as long as it holds, then go get the specialized hammer when you do..

    11. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      No that's Wordperfect for MSDOS. MS Office is designed to have shiny bits that attract the attention of people with purchasing authority instead of being something functional.
      It's like going to buy vehicle for a job where you need a small truck, and instead coming back with a Ford Pinto with fins, racing stripes, stickers all over it, and a flimsy roof rack to give it something resembling the carrying capacity of a small truck at the cost of stability problems. It looks really modern due to the new paint job, and they've replaced that fuel tank that catches fire - however this time it's made from magnesium and still catches fire.

      Car analogies aside it's fragile and overcomplicated crap for the 9-to-5 clerical worker and has spawned a vast support industry to teach people how to get around its stupid quirks.

    12. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the shittiest analogy that I've ever had the misfortune to read, and your actual point wasn't much better. Please, never write again.

    13. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by arth1 · · Score: 2

      MS Office is designed for use by the 9-to-5 clerical worker --- not the outside studio or in-house team that designs your four color catalogs, print adds, brochures and annual reports.

      No, Word is a layout editor, where you cannot get away from the paper concepts of "pages" and "margins". It's about the worst program there is for entering plain text.

      The last of the text processors died when Word Perfect lost its plaintext mode and became WYSIMOLWYG just like Word.

      And, no, LyX is not a good alternative either. It's so slow it's painful, and still suffers from the silly paradigm that you want to "publish" your document, not just use the text as is. It's the job of a publisher to typeset and publish, not an author. But it's definitely the job of an author to get others to proof read and comment on his work, and then rewrite random bits and pieces. Both of which both Word and LaTeX are horrible for.

    14. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by tftp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      you are supposed to write things. Then you twiddle how it looks a bit at the end.

      That's hardly how any business document in existence is written. Layout is considered at the same time as the content. Presentation is often more than 50% of the value of the document. It is essential to be able to make edits right in the final output. Nobody is willing to print the DVI, then mark it up with a red pen, and then to find corresponding code that programs that piece of the document, and then to change it ... and once you change something on page 1, things cascade down to page 100 - pictures and tables jump onto different pages, blank areas show up where none were before... this means you need to redo the DVI and review after every change. To compare, a WYSIWYG wordprocessor gives you exactly what you are going to print for given page settings. You just go from the first page down and make your changes. That's why MS Office (and WordPerfect before that) rule the office space, not TeX. Those wordprocessors do a pretty good job on having things done your way, with background pagination and other niceties.

    15. Re: Long live TeX and LaTeX by Mabhatter · · Score: 2

      No, that's pretty good. Businesses NEEDED a small pickup truck. Something that was a step up from a typewriter, and could let things "look pretty". An excellent word processor was GEOS, or AppleWorks, or Gobe.

      Ms Word is a bad engine with pretty stickers on it. No matter how much fancy bling they added, it never fixed the basic fact that MS Word "format" is half structured document, and half inserted binary blobs of display "logic".

      The problem is that everybody else can make very well formatted MS Word document files.. But Word ITSELF blows them all to hell just by opening and saving in the quirks of each version... And it's been left that way for decades, and you can't kill it with fire... Because its the Word APPLICATION that is the problem.

    16. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by narcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They're all solving different problems. TeX is designed for typesetting, which HTML and Word formats aren't well-suited. HTML does structure well, but it's useless for typesetting. OOXML is a weird mix, not really well suited to either task. It's better than older formats, but it's still incredibly painful to generate, and near impossible to read. If I had to guess, it's designed to give MS the ability to say that the format is open, while still making it difficult for competitors to support.

    17. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      So much this!

      Word is popular because it is can be manhandled by just about anyone with basic computer skills into producing a passable document.

      For really, really low levels of passable.

      Our department used to cringe when we got word documents to turn into other stuff. The typical action was that the person would start working in Word, get the project almost done, then suddenly found that they couldn't do what they wanted to do. So we would get a partially done document that we had to get into InDesign. Catalogues, even Posters. Lots of manhandling. Lots of fail, especially from a program that needs manhandling to do some pretty basic stuff.

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    18. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      In your response about Plain TeX you ignore that Word has these exact same problems. But it avoids some by not optimizing justification over multiple lines but taking a sub-optimal single-line solutions. You could implement your own non-Plain TeX that did just that, there is no reason you need to use Plain TeX. But you have to realized that WYSIWYG editors do a lot of greedy things to get the current page to display properly and working it out with other pages in the background.

      You could also simply force a single page of infinite length for normal editing and then switch back to spec pages in a separate (slower) mode.

    19. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by qvatch · · Score: 1

      you don't have to do this with tex, unless you are coding in a unrelated, plain, word editing program. It isn't necessarily instant live update, but it is a far cry from paper and markers. Also, cascades shouldn't progress beyond section breaks, and you can force even finer cascade breaks.

    20. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The primary argument used to dismiss Libre Office as a viable alternative to MS Office is that it "can't do anything more complex than basic document editing".

      And yet here we are, explaining why MS Office is the popular choice because it only does the most basic stuff that 9-to-5 clerical workers need.

    21. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chainsaw.

    22. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by tftp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It isn't necessarily instant live update, but it is a far cry from paper and markers.

      This still does not explain why an administrator, or a marketing worker, or an accountant, or even an engineer, should use a less convenient product if there is a more convenient one.

      I understand that from the point of view of theory of computing the MS Word format is a disaster. However who in the industry could possibly care about that? The value is in ability to fire up the wordprocessor and have the final document as soon as you put the last character in. Note that Word is a default editor in Outlook, and it makes sense because Outlook defaults to HTML content because people want rich text in their email.

      TeX was a major innovation in 1970's, when it was written to operate first decent printers. Today probably it's the best compiler for documents - if you want to compile yours. Most people don't do that; they instead wing them - start typing, and then improve the presentation and the content as things develop.

      Programming of a typeset output is not popular for the same reason most people use calculators instead of Matlab. Programming of anything requires thinking ahead; thinking not about what you have here and now but what you will have after this or that step, and about what happens after that. It's a very different skill from calculating every intermediate value and then staring at it until you know what to do next.

      I tried a couple of LaTeX front ends, and they kind of worked... in a clunky, slow way. But I couldn't understand why would I need one, since I don't deal with complex equations on a daily basis. If I were, I'd definitely run away from the disaster that masquerades as Equation Editor in MS Word. (It's a pain to use.) But my needs are simple - just as 99.99% of needs out there are.

    23. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anrego · · Score: 2

      My primary argument against Libre Office is that when I'm using Microsoft Word, its because someone else needs it in word doc format.

    24. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Apparently, I failed to get my point across.

      No, you're just talking at a level of abstraction that eludes Microsoft Word power users.

      tl;dr: TeX is not a meta document format. It's a meta-meta-language used to position text on a page.

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    25. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TeX is horrible in the sense that it's a glorified macro processor state machine, with every character in the input stream potentially changing everything in the output DVI - text itself, formatting registers - you can't tell form the character other than by continuing processing the Turing-complete macros, all of them capable of changing every aspect of the processor state!

      That's like saying computers are horrible in the sense they are all glorified state machines, with every opcode in the text stream potentially changing everything in the output computation - text itself, registers - yadda yadda yadda.

      And the exact same thing can be said even about any document format derived fromXML, even Microsoft's OOXML nonsense. Or do you beieve you can infer exactly what MS Word 2010 is doing with the doc presentation if you stumble on a '' character? Obviously, you can't.

      TeX is awesome, and LaTeX is the best document preparation ever devised. There is no close second. It's irrelevant if you can't infer the document state by looking at a single character, because if you are looking into such low level then you are either developing or debugging a new document presentation system or you are looking for trouble which is way over your head.

      There is a reason why LaTeX is the de facto standard for any publication, and why there are books published by multinational companies dedicated to technical and scientific publishing which are printed straight out of good old LaTeX. Criticizing it because of irrelevant low-level implementation details then you are putting in some hard effort to nitpick.

    26. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you are focusing on TeX, but LaTeX is a different issue. TeX is "just" its implementation language. Now I'll grant you that TeX as a programming language sucks: programming in TeX is about as much fun, probably less, as writing autoconf macros in m4.

      Yet something like the "Kritische Gesamtausgabe Ernst Troeltsch" is written using LaTeX, employing the bigfoot package for multiple-layered footnotes.

      This spells out an original text with footnotes, uses footnotes inside of either to point out different variants in different original publications (the currently edited volume contains some "variant" running through more than 20 pages), and the current publisher also has his own footnotes anchored in all of the above.

      The customary process (explaining the price tag) is to print out each apparatus on paper, send all that stuff to home workers who do the page breaks and page arrangement using scissors and glue, they send the results back and they are scanned in as a template for the actual typesetting.

      Fascinating. Turnaround time probably a month, and a renowned volume has 6 iterations in its budget. Explains the price tag. Using the LaTeX-based process (yes, the editors use some TeXshell, don't ask me which one, for entering all that stuff), an iteration takes something like 20 minutes. Which is startingly long (something like the source code of TeX typeset using Weave+TeX, takes a similar amount of pages and probably 5 seconds), but that's because a lot of page and line break combinations are scored and the best variant is chosen.

      It's astonishing how much work is between "this meets the formal specifications as best as they could be specified" and "this no longer looks gratuitously crappy to the casual observer". Took several volumes to get all of that honed (work started with the simpler ones). But the point is that the comparatively open bowels of TeX facilitated combining its own scoring methods with external scoring and picking overall solutions based on that. The code is awful. It is structured and modular, but if you dig in, you get a headache.

      You can't do that using Word. Not manually, and most certainly not automatically. Word does not expose the required information or hooks. Heck, Word can't even do a paragraph-long linebreak optimization (like even plain TeX does), so it does not actually have the kind of information you need for scoring well.

    27. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, there's the TeX engine and the default macro packages which are different things.

      Actually, I was talking specifically about the generic TeX engine properties that make it virtually impossible to use it for incremental redisplay and similar purposes, so you have to go WYSIWYM instead, [...]

      You don't have to. There is a number of options available even as free software. The paper "Revisiting WYSIWYG paradigms for authoring LaTeX" is probably a dozen years old at least, but it does spell out quite a few interesting approaches to various aspects of what usually entails the WYSIWYG buzzphrase. Not every software presented there is still actively maintained, but the different underlying ideas are still worth thinking about and making it easier to think about just which parts of the full WYSIWYG package are actually helpful for getting your work done and which are dispensible or even counterproductive.

    28. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by ShoulderOfOrion · · Score: 1

      I agree. I use LaTeX all the time; nothing else comes close. But a lot of what I write involves equations, sophisticated embedded postscript graphics and complicated formatting. For those documents I have yet to find a LaTeX GUI front-end that can create them any easier than can vim and a makefile. However, for simpler documents other word processing software is much easier and faster.

      Beyond the needs of 99.99% might be extreme, but 98%, well, I'd agree with that.

    29. Re: Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LaTeX is the default for STEM journals, but all humanities journals require Word (I've been scolded for sending in a submission in Rich Text Format despite the publisher claiming to take that), and most businesses use Word (although some law offices and architects still use WordPerfect for line numbering on the right-hand margin). Word is the default file format for prose for most of the world; LaTeX is a niche academic format.

    30. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Lennie · · Score: 1

      I think it should be possible these days to make a good online editor in HTML/JS for print. It would need version control, maybe even live editing.

      There could be some money to made with this.

      It will be a lot of work, so who will do the work ?

      Maybe it needs to be embeddible ? So it can run on the site of the editor or something like that ?

      I've never used something like Google Docs, how well does it handle these things these days ?

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    31. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Nobody is willing to print the DVI, then mark it up with a red pen, and then to find corresponding code that programs that piece of the document, and then to change it

      SyncTeX was invented for a good reason. :-)

      and once you change something on page 1, things cascade down to page 100 - pictures and tables jump onto different pages, blank areas show up where none were before... this means you need to redo the DVI and review after every change.

      That can happen with *every* application for document preparation - at any point, a substitution of an 'i' for an 'm" can reflow a paragraph, then reflow a page, then push the end of the page onto the next page...how do you suggest that applications should avoid this by design? I don't think they can. The reason why word processors have generally fewer (but not zero) problems with it than TeX is that their model of the world is severely constrained: with TeX, it's almost impossible to reason about the flow of layout-changing information - whereas word processors are *designed* to cut off large portions of the information flow to simplify redisplay (for example, typing a character can't change the font size or the color of the next paragraph because characters type text and styles control layout; in TeX, anything is possible since you're in full control).

      (I do, however, think that the problems of TeX could be ameliorated to a large extent using techniques that no current implementation of TeX is using; namely, aggressive state caching, speculative execution, and permitting at least a limited amount of WYSIWYG operation by mapping visual mode edits to source code changes (and applying the former two techniques in real time). The question is whether the demand for this functionality is sufficient to offset the implementation effort necessary.)

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    32. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Arker · · Score: 1

      "That's hardly how any business document in existence is written"

      That's true, and there are two main reasons for it.

      One is that the writers, often but not always, simply are not good writers. They lack the basic skills needed to do a good job here, regardless of the tools to be used. There isnt much we can do about that one. But it's the smaller portion.

      The larger is all the people that do have the basic intelligence and ability to write decent documents, but their abilities are stunted and deformed by their involuntary exposure to Word. Long term, there is still hope for those people if they can get away from Word.

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    33. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's hardly how any business document in existence is written. Layout is considered at the same time as the content. Presentation is often more than 50% of the value of the document.

      And that's the problem. Perhaps if the tools encouraged another way of creating the documents then we would have better content and batter layout.

      As it stands, I find looking at Word documents (which are ridiculously easy to spot) to be quite an unpleasant experience. I've open "manuals" in PDF format that you could tell right away were generated by Word. I find the default output quite revolting, but then again I'm someone who owns a copy of "The Elements of Typographic Style" by Bringhurst.

      Microsoft is not a company, generally and historically speaking, who cares about quality. Given that instead of paying a paltry sum of money (for them) to license Helvetica, they made a two-bit copy of it and called it Arial. If you can't get that right how can you be expected to have any concept of leading and margins?

    34. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      enough said!

      MS Office is designed for use by the 9-to-5 clerical worker --- not the outside studio or in-house team that designs your four color catalogs, print adds, brochures and annual reports.

      There is no reason why the default templates cannot be improved. There is no technical reason why the hyphenation algorithm, when text is full justified, cannot be improved to the level of TeX's quality.

      Just because it has a GUI does not mean the code in the background can't be tweaked to make the output more pleasing to the reader.

    35. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as someone in publishing, this is not entirely accurate.

      The thing you mention might be true for certain areas of publishing and design--display ads and whatnot, but text publishing is perplexingly dependent on Word. It's definitely not just the 9-to-5 clerical worker.

      I won't say that *everyone* seems to use Word, but it's the norm, including things like Track Changes and whatnot that are generally handled better in other ways.

      PDFs are also used heavily, but only in certain stages, and even then I've noticed a trend to become enamored with obscure unnecessary proprietary software or plugins.

      Once upon a time, you got a copy of a manuscript, and manually made edits, comments, etc. and sent it back and forth. That was slower, but it was also not encumbered with proprietary nonsense and lock-in. The publishing world hasn't really gotten back to that "everyone has a red pen and paper" stage. (Incidentally, you're also seeing spillover into ebooks and things like that, where the ability to read becomes a proprietary issue, needing the right tablet with the right software version, etc... but that's an entirely different issue).

    36. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can't even do basic stuff properly. It's even more buggy than MS Office. Even simple things are broken.

      For example this bug has been around for years:
      https://issues.apache.org/ooo/show_bug.cgi?id=15501
      Basically you can't step by step find within a selection and choose which found item you want to replace.

      I just wasted time downloading and installing 4.1.2.3 and the bug is still around after TEN YEARS!

      They even regressed this feature in their spreadsheet (e.g. it worked, then they broke it, then they fixed it (recently): https://bugs.freedesktop.org/show_bug.cgi?id=53106 ).

      OpenOffice Impress used to bother me a lot too - formatting presentations was just much harder than it needed to be - had to fight it a lot with text sizes. I hope it's better now.

      If you don't use the bleeding edge Microsoft Office, you don't encounter as many "obvious" bugs like that.

    37. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by noobermin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is true. I'm a physics graduate student and I use it for all of my homework and I even use it for taking notes in class. The shortcuts are so intuitive and easy that I can manage to spit out complicated formulae just as quickly as it is written down on the board.

      Unfortunately, the system isn't very stable and at times needs to be restarted after a long session of a couple of hours of running. I was once rushing to finish some homework that was due in an hour and the underlying whatever-lisp became corrupted somehow that everytime I activated an figure area, it would crash. I had to literally reinstall the program to get it back to a useable state (and I was able to finish the homework on time!)

      Nonetheless, it is a powerful and awesome program, but alas, like most OSS projects lacks the man-power to become the stable, reliable tool that it could be. I personally have considered carving out sometime to contribute to TeXmacs since I use it on such a regular basis.

    38. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My primary argument against Libre Office is that when I'm using Microsoft Word, its because someone else needs it in word doc format.

      Libre Office can save in word doc format, your primary argument is invalid.

    39. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Yeah but then you're that guy who is always sending the messed up documents. This is especially true when field codes are being used.

    40. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by westlake · · Score: 1

      And yet here we are, explaining why MS Office is the popular choice because it only does the most basic stuff that 9-to-5 clerical workers need.

      MS Office does more than the basics ---

      which is why you will see MS Office skills advertised as a prerequisite for jobs paying six figure salaries.

      But, more importantly, MS Office is sold as part of an integrated office system that scales to an enterprise of any size. LibreOffice is the stand-alone office suite of the nineties.

    41. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      TeX also has serious paragraph-(re-)flow limitations that make it inferior to some commercial typesetting systems. In a nutshell, if you need to fulfill criteria such as strict raggedbottom, which many publishers require, (La-)TeX typesetting can be really painful and/or occasionally yields bad results, because it cannot optimize text flow across many paragraphs and pages. At least that's my experience from typesetting books.

      It would be nice to have a modern replacement, but lack of packages makes this unlikely. For example, lout should theoretically be better but last time I tried lacked essential functionality in practice. It's a chicken and egg problem.

      That being said, even the worst output from TeX is still better than what text processors like Word produce. As incredible as it may sound, there are academic publishers and journals who use Word for producing camera ready manuscripts, which consequently look like shit. Word is really the cancer of publishing, it has caused me a lot of grief and stupid, unnecessary work, and I sincerely hope it will die sooner than later.

    42. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word is not more convenient than LaTeX. You mix up learning curve with convenience. It takes a bit longer to learn the markup, but once you've mastered LaTeX it's much faster and convenient to achieve the same results in it than in Word. I can assure you that from many years of experience with both (and various other word processors on various operating systems).

      The only exception is in areas where you'd better use a box-based Desktop Publishing system, but in that area various other software packages beat Word easily anyway.

    43. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain, but you have to admit that trying to creating a Poster in Word is bad idea in any case.
      When we're saying things like 'passable document' and 'basic computer skills' we're really talking about letters, CV's, low volume bills, documentation, etc. Basically; mostly anything with 90% text and 10% images/graphs/other.

      (But let's not talk about all the people that mis-use Word; like people that will insist on sending me a screenshot embedded in a Word file... Can't you just, send me a png, a bmp, I'll even accept jpeg?)

    44. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > and once you change something on page 1, things cascade down to page 100 - pictures and tables jump onto different pages, blank areas show up where none were before..

      Isn't that exactly why you should get the content correct before the formatting ? This happens just as much on wysiwyg as with semantic markup. Worse, perhaps, because the pagination algorithm has less provision for semantic hints.

    45. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'd concede it's not "just HTML", I've had pretty good success producing attractive documents with HTML and CSS using Prince. Sadly it's pretty expensive and I've only ever managed to persuade one company to spring for a licence, which we predominantly used to produce PDF versions of HTML documents.

      This article prompted me to look again for open source alternatives and this time I turned up WeasyPrint. I've not had a chance to give it a try yet, but it feels to me like one could build a pretty compelling document preparation stack with a nice semantic, WYSIWYG, stylesheet-enabled HTML editor coupled with either Prince or WeasyPrint for final output. As with most typesetting, the final printed product won't exactly match what's on-screen, but it could do a pretty good job as well as producing a document that's pleasant for on-screen viewing to boot.

    46. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      enough said!

      MS Office is designed for use by the 9-to-5 clerical worker --- not the outside studio or in-house team that designs your four color catalogs, print adds, brochures and annual reports.

      Thats adobe you are talking about now. Unless you want to bring up Powerpoint.

    47. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      My primary argument against Libre Office is that when I'm using Microsoft Word, its because someone else needs it in word doc format.

      This. And when you do transfer it over you have to completely reset the formats because what it is robust and powerful, its cant translate that. So you waste much more time that you should.

    48. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      MS Office is designed for use by the 9-to-5 clerical worker --- not the outside studio or in-house team that designs your four color catalogs, print adds, brochures and annual reports.

      No, Word is a layout editor, where you cannot get away from the paper concepts of "pages" and "margins". It's about the worst program there is for entering plain text.

      No, that would still be notepad.

    49. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by tftp · · Score: 1

      Of course, there is yet another reason. Business documents vary wildly, from leaflets to brochures to memos to spreadsheets to banners. A note about a dead coworker will be printed in a different way from a note about a new baby in the family of another coworker. A "Lost Cat" ad will be different from both of them. In Word you can set up your style in just a couple of minutes because you are in control of all the elements of a style. In LaTeX you are a hostage of a few styles, all alike :-) and there is no chance for a mere user to whip up a new one on a whim.

      This is very different from "physics exam papers" - those papers couldn't care less about the presentation because the content is all that matters. A business document is sometimes all about presentation. For example, three neighboring pizza outlets can compete on attractive photos and text; their product is more or less the same.

      Even the most fanatical adherents of LaTeX admit that at some small level of document complexity MS Word and other WYSIWYG packages outperform LaTeX. Guess what, most business documents are under that threshold. Nobody at the office can afford to work ten years on his document and produce 100,000 pages, and 10,000 illustrations, and 50,000 bibliography references. Most documents are under twenty pages, because this gives the writer the agility in publishing his knowledge. Memos, notes, agendas, plans, schedules are often shorter than a couple of pages. This places the majority of office documents under the threshold. But if I need to generate a 1000-page datasheet for an Intel chipset ... I am sure Intel already has a process in place to handle that, because they do publish those datasheets.

    50. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      once you change something on page 1, things cascade down to page 100 - pictures and tables jump onto different pages, blank areas show up where none were before...

      Sounds to me like you just described how MS Word functions.

      I should also point out: LaTeX was designed to solve one problem, and solve it well: scientific author(s) wants to write a paper to be published in a journal. He does not need to produce a camera-ready copy; in fact, the journal probably does not want him to be able to do so. He only needs to produce a document that has all equations, figures and references looking good enough that other scientist can peer-review the paper and decide how to proceed from there. LaTeX is supposed to get the design out of the way and let the writer focus on the science. There are extensions that enable document design, but it gets very hard once you stray away from the article/report/thesis/book formats.

      If you are interested in documents that are constructed with design as a focus from the ground up, I suggest that you look at ConTeXt; it resembles LaTeX, but was created at a professional publishing house to enable the production of quality documents.

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    51. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by tftp · · Score: 1

      I should also point out: LaTeX was designed to solve one problem, and solve it well: scientific author(s) wants to write a paper to be published in a journal.

      I agree with that. However quite a few people try to cram that square peg into every hole that they come across, no matter its shape.

      I say MS Word is the winner of this battle because it is good enough for its users. Would I use MS Word in a professional publishing house? It probably can't even do the layout as required for printing multiple pages on huge sheets of paper, on both sides. Publishers use other tools. But MS Word is pretty good when you have a PC and a printer; it gives you just enough control to run that printer, and you don't need to remember arcane \commands of TeX. Most people don't even type all that well. They just click buttons. A string of TeX commands would confuse the hell out of nearly every Word user. You may use a button to insert \foo{lorem ipsum}, but later you need to understand what that \foo does. More complex formatting, done easily in MS Word with highlighting, becomes mindboggingly hard when you program it in TeX. All the formatting commands are also a distraction:

      \textit{The cake was \emph{huge} for a cup cake}

      How can anyone work on that sentence? You have to read it in DVI. But WYSIWYG allows you to work on the final document directly. As opposed to scientific documents, most of MS Word output is not required to be a masterpiece. It just needs to be good enough.

    52. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      The last of the text processors died when Word Perfect lost its plaintext mode and became WYSIMOLWYG just like Word.

      As did Nota Bene, FWIW,

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    53. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      (But let's not talk about all the people that mis-use Word; like people that will insist on sending me a screenshot embedded in a Word file... Can't you just, send me a png, a bmp, I'll even accept jpeg?)

      AAAAAAHHH! I can't believe I forgot about that one. Which reminds me of another Office nightmare. People who put all their images in a PowerPoint document, then threw the original files away.

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    54. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Arker · · Score: 1

      "Business documents vary wildly, from leaflets to brochures to memos to spreadsheets to banners."

      Very true. And probably neither a word processor nor a layout and printsetting program is really the best way to do some of these "documents" which have little in common with higher level documents other than needing to be sent to a printer at some point. I remember there once being specialized little programs that just did 1-2 page specialty prints like that, trifold brochures, advertising posters, and the like.

      It would also be quite possible for TeX to be applied to the problem to solve it properly if I understand correctly, but it never happens. Why? Simple. The organizations that tend to need a lot of this done are the same ones that never invest in their infrastructure until they absolutely have to. That sort of organization just isnt going to be far thinking enough to hire a real professional to sit down and solve the problem for them properly, they just dont do things like that. They manage by reaction and will only delegate resources at the minimum to solve the problem of the moment - and continue to do so every time it comes back up for months, years, decades.. if they manage to stay in business that long.

      And that is how we all got saddled with Word.

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    55. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have years of not touching Word for creating my documents. I don't need it.

      LibreOffce it is good enough and in excess for many tasks, from the clerk work to creating manuals and even writing text books. And I can use it in every operating system I need to use. Also, I can have it without paying for nothing special in the not needed new versions of MS products.

      There is a mistake. It is to consider the upgrading a need, backed by a lot of characteristics that won't be used. The natural evolution of the products is a better approach, where it is not necessary that this evolution be finished because of a commercial need. Libre/OpenOffice can continue growing ... version 5, 6, 50, 500 .. no problem, you are not having a different product, you are receiving improvements on what you already know.

      If you like something different, try another product, don't destroy the one you already have.

    56. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      PowerPoint should have a bag put over it's head, be dragged out into the back yard and beaten to death with an axe handle. With extreme prejudice.

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    57. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      \textit{The cake was \emph{huge} for a cup cake}

      I realize that you're probably talking about the "average" user, but for someone like myself who has spent some time writing LaTeX, that sentence isn't just easily readable, it took me about 3 seconds to realize that it is stupidly written: \emph and \textit do the same thing unless the user has redefined emph to mean something other than italic. For this reason, you really shouldn't use \textit for markup, you'll break everything (e.g. citation styles) if you want to redefine it.

      And by the way, all this mention of DVI makes me suspect you haven't used LaTeX in about 10 years. Everyone (sane) uses PDF these days via pdflatex.

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    58. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by tftp · · Score: 1

      it took me about 3 seconds to realize that it is stupidly written

      It's on the Web: http://timmurphy.org/2009/08/16/bold-and-italic-font-in-latex/ ... and I have no idea who is correct because I don't have LaTeX installed on this computer. You and anyone else who uses those tools for living is far more aware of the details of the markup. I do understand the intent, though, and such emphasis ("negative italics") is pretty common.

      With regard to pdflatex, it was in nearly all packages of TeX that I played with. However at that time (was it indeed 10 years ago?) Acrobat Reader was not a nice thing to run, on Linux or anywhere else. (Today one has to be simply insane to touch it - Foxit Reader is much better, for the same low price of zero.)

    59. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. You don't get to tell your boss or your clients which software suite to use, or to only use features that are compatible with Libre Office.

    60. Re:Long live TeX and LaTeX by smaddox · · Score: 1

      No, Word is a layout editor, where you cannot get away from the paper concepts of "pages" and "margins". It's about the worst program there is for entering plain text.

      Maybe I'm misunderstanding you, but you can easily change the view to Draft, Web Layout (free of pages and margins), Outline, etc. in Word. It's certainly overkill for entering plain text, but I wouldn't say its the worst program there is for it. MS Paint would take that cake.

  3. i always thought interleaf was cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pity it died. It was kind of like a document with built in outline on left hand side.

    1. Re:i always thought interleaf was cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I always wanted to try Interleaf, but never worked anywhere that it was installed. On the other hand, any text editor (like emacs) + the text formatter Scribe from CMU was a great combination. Used this on a Vax running Berkeley Unix and then later ran the CP/M and MS-DOS versions from Mark of the Unicorn. First Mince and Scribble, later FinalWord II, which was then sold to Borland and had one last go as Sprint wordprocessor.

      In the late 1980's I produced a 900 page engineering book with quite a bit of math. Source was edited on a DOS machine, printed on an Apple Laserwriter (Postscript sent through the serial port). Automatic table of contents, figures and tables. Auto page renumbering when chapters were re-arranged. Automatic changing page headings, to match chapter and section numbering. Automatic footnoting and cross referencing, including forward references (two pass formatting). Like TeX, it took a bit of work to figure it out, but then everything just worked from that point forward.

      Biggest problem I have with Word is constantly fixing the same problems, over and over.

    2. Re:i always thought interleaf was cool by djupedal · · Score: 1

      Me 2 :) Interleaf became FrameMaker. I started with the former in 1996 and wound up in the later as late as 2003. To me they both live on in today's XML and Epub editors. I haven't touched WORD in over 5 years now. Pages does all I need these days.

      If you like outlines/thumbnails etc. on the left and you're doing (interactive) books, try iBooks Author, just be prepared for a messy experience if you need to insert any WORD chapters.

    3. Re:i always thought interleaf was cool by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      We used it at one workplace. I am glad it is dead. You had to use to with the motif window manager, otherwise it would just not start. All the control symbols were in French, so you had to guess at their meaning. It wasn't good.

    4. Re:i always thought interleaf was cool by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Nissus Writer was a nice product, it was far more popular in Europe as it handled using a variety of languages within the same document extremely well, it also coped quite elegantly with specialty dictionaries such as medical and legal with no complaints.

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  4. Re:Yes... and no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    LyX does the handholding for you.

  5. Lmao by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So everyone should be using LaTex I take it?

  6. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    LaTeX

  7. LaTeX! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a LaTeX based word processor?

    1. Re:LaTeX! by scottme · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's called Lyx - http://www.lyx.org/

    2. Re:LaTeX! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am using Libreoffice and embedded Latex (SVG or PNG) in my DPhil thesis.

      Latex makes beautiful documents and is unparalleled for mathematics, but it is beyond the pale for most mortals....

    3. Re:LaTeX! by swillden · · Score: 1

      Latex makes beautiful documents and is unparalleled for mathematics, but it is beyond the pale for most mortals....

      That's why the GP suggested LyX, rather than LaTeX. Duh.

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  8. Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Like the rest of us, he's perfectly happy to use many of the other tools around, but at the end he finally gets to his point:

    somehow, the major publishers have been browbeaten into believing that Word is the sine qua non of document production systems. They have warped and corrupted their production workflow into using Microsoft Word .doc files as their raw substrate, even though this is a file format ill-suited for editorial or typesetting chores. And they expect me to integrate myself into a Word-centric workflow, even though it's an inappropriate, damaging, and laborious tool for the job.

    So his publisher is forcing him to use Word. I would be annoyed as well. I know at least some publishers accept PDF (and some even LaTeX). So maybe he should just choose a different publisher.

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    1. Re:Here's the real problem he has by mellon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Publishers sometimes will accept camera-ready PDF, but that's a _lot_ of work, and in the age of digital publishing, a complete non-starter, because PDF is more like paper than text. Submitting in MS Word is much easier. It's a royal pain in the ass, especially since the MS Word document is essentially a consumable, and is thrown away as soon as the publisher goes to typesetting. It means that page proof edits have to be done by hand, and that second editions often don't capture all the page proof corrections, because those corrections never go into the word document unless the author does it, but that's also time consuming, because the author has to not only incorporate the page proof edits, but all of the copyedits as well.

      The whole thing is a monumental waste of everybody's time—if it were possible to do all the edits to the same document, throughout the life of the book, it would be much more efficient. Style-sheet-oriented HTML is actually a better choice than Word, but nobody uses it because there isn't a good HTML editor that does change control.

    2. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am betting the publisher just extracts the raw text without formatting from the word document and does all the typesetting from scratch.

    3. Re:Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      I feel completely sorry for anyone who has to format their document in Word. That is an exercise in frustration.

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    4. Re:Here's the real problem he has by jfengel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most major publishers want to format it themselves. They've got professionals for that, and software designed for page layout. (NOT Microsoft Word.)

      The effort you put into formatting it is a waste. Let the pros do what they do best. You do what you do best, generate the content.

      The real issue here isn't the publishers, but businesses of all sorts, wherever documents are passed around for editing by multiple people. It would be great if those processes could avoid formatting issues, at least until the content is set, but they rarely do. So they need a format that everybody can mess with. Right now, that pretty much universally means Word. PDF won't cut it, since you can't edit it. ODF and other formats are just as good (i.e. pretty crappy, actually) but MS has pride of place: everybody else is using it and changing to a different standard is a huge hassle.

    5. Re:Here's the real problem he has by epine · · Score: 1, Troll

      So his publisher is forcing him to use Word. I would be annoyed as well. I know at least some publishers accept PDF (and some even LaTeX). So maybe he should just choose a different publisher.

      Thank you, cheerleader for the lemmings of self-marginalization. Choosing from a restricted pool tends to lead to less excellent choices. But don't stop to complain about this, even if it bites you at every turn.

      The reality here is that the Word ecosystem is at least as destructive to orderly progress as IE6 was the to progression of web site design, but it's proving a lot harder to pry the cold, callous fingers of corporations who are deeply invested in this ecosystem off of the central dysfunction.

      For one thing, the entire cloud business model, for any company not Microsoft, depended on an interoperability standard that Microsoft couldn't scupper with the next software release. There was enhanced visibility of the issue, and giant pools of money behind the rearguard action, not to mention the aftermath of a court case that forced Microsoft to dribble with its head down, lest it be red carded yet again for charging down the court with two muscular arms cradling the basketball.

      Word is such a monumental disaster that I actually smile when formatting my documents as PDF. This despite the fact that a large percentage of all two-column PDF documents have a one-column cut and paste text model (when you try to select the top half of the left column, you get the top half of both columns, with line fragments interspersed).

      The semantic web is so far seemingly stillborn. The day will come when the algorithms wish to understand text at the same level as your trusty editor--I mean the person who helps you get it right.

      Maybe then this problem will sort itself out.

    6. Re:Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      Thank you, cheerleader for the lemmings of self-marginalization. Choosing from a restricted pool tends to lead to less excellent choices.

      There are plenty of publishers now. You don't need to suffer for your publisher.

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    7. Re:Here's the real problem he has by CRCulver · · Score: 2

      Most major publishers want to format it themselves. They've got professionals for that, and software designed for page layout. (NOT Microsoft Word.)

      What do you mean by "major publishers"? If you mean popular fiction and non-fiction, then sure, the publishers still have it typeset by their team (although quality has gone down since typesetting is often outsourced to Asia). But when it comes to academic publishers like Brill, Harrassowitz or Springer, they increasingly want you to provide a print-ready PDF and they just slap their own title and copyright pages on the front of it.

    8. Re:Here's the real problem he has by MarkvW · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's easy to format a document in Word. You just need to use styles.

      NEVER try to figure out why a paragraph or couple of paragraphs are behaving the way they are in Word. That is the way to madness . . ..

      Create for yourself a collection of styles that make paragraphs do exactly what you want them to do. Refine them, and use them to impose your will upon the paragraphs that you do not understand.

      Now . . . I'm trying LyX. I want to see if it is even remotely adaptable to doing lawyer work.

    9. Re:Here's the real problem he has by fluffy99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Both Word and HTML suck for physical publishing purposes, as neither truly describes a page layout. Anyone who's been frustrated by paragraphs suddenly flowing over a page break, or tried to view html on different browsers has experienced that problem. Sending the publisher a Word doc gives you no guarantee that why you get back looks like what you had on your screen. PDF and PS at least nail down the exact page layout.

      There are great uses for flexible standards like ebook format, because they aren't restricted to a particular page layout. Ebooks can flow to the readers screen size and whatever font size they picked. PDFs suck for digital books because they don't reflow.

    10. Re:Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Create for yourself a collection of styles that make paragraphs do exactly what you want them to do. Refine them, and use them to impose your will upon the paragraphs that you do not understand.

      Honestly that sounds like the way to madness as well....

      I have no idea what lawyer work demands from a word processor, though.

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    11. Re:Here's the real problem he has by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      Submitting in MS Word is much easier.

      For whom? Not the guy writing a book on Linux...

    12. Re:Here's the real problem he has by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      It usually works fine for me, with the proviso that you have to mark things like headings as such. Like adding metadata it's a pain, but a chore that needs to be done never the less.

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    13. Re:Here's the real problem he has by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Different publishers handle different areas. I'm sure that mathematical journal publishers handle LaTex, but that doesn't help an author of fiction.

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    14. Re:Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, it's not like novels typically have novel, complicated layouts........

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    15. Re:Here's the real problem he has by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2

      Well, Stross is a stauch libertarian, so why doesn't he let the market sort it out instead of whining?

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    16. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it that hard to write a book about Linux using Word? I mean I guess some people who write books about Linux might be using Linux as their OS too and that could hamper them a bit. But then they use Linux, so they are used to being hampered and must be used to using Wine to get Word working, right? If they couldn't do that - they shouldn't be writing a book about Linux while running Linux.

    17. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Ptur · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but many (if not most - I'm out of the pre-press business for a few years) workflows are fully PDF and importing one as source is dead easy. I bet they have more problems with Word.

    18. Re:Here's the real problem he has by hey! · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, I think the reason for this has to do with Word's commenting and revision tracking features, which are convenient as the document is passed around amongst the publisher's editorial staff.

      I used to write fiction using reStructuredText and a literate programming tool. I had a convenient toolchain set up where I could tangle different kinds of documents (outline, chapter, synopsis, alternative scenes) into reStructuredText documents, then convert those into HTML or PDF if plain text wouldn't do. It was a sweet system that didn't get in my way by making me think about formatting (until it was time to generate a manuscript), wasn't subject to file corruption issues, and played well with source control. It met my needs.

      The problem was that it didn't meet the needs of the people I had to collaborate with. Everyone in my writer's group wanted ".doc" files, wanted to return their comments and revision suggestion in ".doc" files too.

      I suspect the reason his publisher wants ".doc" is that they use it just this way, to pass manuscripts around with comments and revisions neatly packaged into a single file. There are other ways of doing this, of course, but then you have to consider that they've got to get *all* their authors to use the same format, or figure out how to convert whatever formats they might receive into word. It's easiest for many to go with "Give me a word file and I'll return a word file."

      For me, formatting didn't matter at all. I've also tried Lyx; I wasn't particularly enamored of it, since I didn't need to write equations or things that had to semantically marked up. All I needed was words on the page, and since I always ended up sending and receiving ".doc" files, I just went to OpenOffice, now LibreOffice.

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    19. Re:Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      What exactly are you saying, that it would be better to have the government regulate which word processor to use?

      Or maybe you are deftly refuting the idea (which no libertarian holds) that the free market will make the world a perfect place?

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    20. Re:Here's the real problem he has by solidraven · · Score: 2

      The problem is that people use Word for things it wasn't designed to do. Word is fine for typing short letters, summaries of a meeting, etc. In fact I don't think there's any better tool out there for that particular job. It's easy to use, quick, intuitive compared to the competition and you have a good editor for it on every platform that matters. For typesetting though you should use a typesetting system.

    21. Re:Here's the real problem he has by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      I just say he should put his money where his mouth is, that is all.

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    22. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      My experience does not bear out what you've written.

      "PDF won't cut it, since you can't edit it."

      Yes you can.

    23. Re:Here's the real problem he has by isaac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have no idea what lawyer work demands from a word processor, though.

      Once upon a time, it demanded WordPerfect because docs had to be just that. Aggro clerks of court would shitcan anything that deviated from the expected (monospace) fonts, spacings, margins. I'm sure that's still true, though I know standards have slipped a bit - proportionally-spaced fonts are allowed now (Times New Roman seems to have become the standard.)

      I took a summer job helping a white-shoe law firm convert from WP51 to Word over one summer almost 20 years ago. It *was* madness back then but their IT department was all over that windows 95 shiny shit.

      Word sucks, but like Excel, it's a highly-evolved (or at least accreted) multi-tool. There's no single replacement for it.

      -Isaac

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    24. Re:Here's the real problem he has by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Libreoffice can produce doc output.

    25. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > use Styles
      Absolutely right.
      And: http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/mac/forum/macoffice2011-macword/clear-unwanted-styles-in-document-based-on/d2ee867e-b9b6-44a7-9161-f8d94d7c88c3

      > LyX
      Please report back.
      Oh, please.

    26. Re:Here's the real problem he has by internic · · Score: 1

      I think the reason for this has to do with Word's commenting and revision tracking features, which are convenient as the document is passed around amongst the publisher's editorial staff.

      I've been forced to return to using Word recently, and I find the "track changes" feature to be pretty disappointing, actually. As far as I can tell, it only supports a sort of "diff" via the "compare" function and lacks any concept of a 3-way merge. I find this makes it a real pain integrating together changes from different people (especially if they're on different revisions). Since I'm a n00b as far as this feature goes, it's quite possible I'm doing it wrong, but to me Word seems pretty bad for this purpose.

      In fact, I find myself pining for my last workflow, using LaTeX with Mercurial, which I think is saying a lot about how poor the new one is.

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    27. Re:Here's the real problem he has by tepples · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Can LibreOffice Writer's doc/docx output module guarantee that the publisher who receives the doc or docx file and views it in Microsoft Word will see it the same way the author did, embedded stuff and all?

    28. Re:Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      it's a highly-evolved (or at least accreted) multi-tool. There's no single replacement for it.

      Well said.

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    29. Re:Here's the real problem he has by nojayuk · · Score: 3, Funny

      One of Charlie's comments on his blog described Word as "a rail-mounted Gatling gun firing Swiss Army chainsaws". I want one.

    30. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      If you want to use that insecure Adobe shit then yes.

      Sadly I finally gave up on Fixit PDF this summer and downgraded to Adobe. Too many PHBs want things like contract time card sigs and editing and only Adobe had the DRM necessary to do this.

    31. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Opyros · · Score: 4, Funny

      You'll shoot your eye out.

    32. Re:Here's the real problem he has by mellon · · Score: 1

      Publishers generally give you a very simple style, using fixed-width fonts. Word is replacing typewritten text, not formatted text. That's what makes it all so sad.

    33. Re: Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can Word?

    34. Re:Here's the real problem he has by mellon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The situation in publishing is very different than what you're imagining. Word is just how the text gets edited up to the point where page production starts. Then the whole thing is converted to InDesign or QuarkExpress. The reason to use Word is actually just because it's convenient and supports change tracking and reviewing, so it's convenient for communicating copy edits and dev edits to the author, and allows the author to accept or reject changes proposed by the copy editor.

      What would be better would be a common document format that is used by the tool authors use, the tool copy editors use (probably the same tool) and the tool designers use. The designers would simply style the text for a specific page layout, which avoids the issues you're talking about. Significant edits after layout would still break the layout, but that's something the designers have to deal with during the final edit of the page proofs anyway.

      The problem is that neither Microsoft nor Adobe is at all interested in an open format for their tools, for reasons Stross explains pretty well in his article. And since there is no competing tool that _does_ provide this functionality, the situation persists. What Charlie is complaining about now is what I was complaining about in 1997 when I co-wrote the DHCP Handbook. I find it amazing that nobody has successfully broken this deadlock, despite all the changes in the publishing industry since 1997 (it was actually old news even in 1997).

      Anyway, the reason I mention HTML as a good format is that if the tools supported it, it could literally carry through all the way from the author to the final electronic book. Any shared format would work; HTML just happens to be insanely popular and widely used, which is what makes it (IMHO) the right choice.

    35. Re:Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      In fact I don't think there's any better tool out there for that particular job.

      Really??

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    36. Re:Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you have a clear conception of libertarianism, or of what he said.

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    37. Re:Here's the real problem he has by kimvette · · Score: 1

      PDF editors, including Acrobat, are extremely limited in their editing ability.

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    38. Re:Here's the real problem he has by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      But the formatting will often be wrong.

    39. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what you're talking about: a) Stross is Scottish, the term "libertarian" doesn't necessarily apply outside of American politics and b) he's a self-described socialist, as any regular reader of his blog can attest.

    40. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude complains too much.

      Word is merely the transport mechanism, the publisher know 99.99% of people have no idea how to format documents properly, so they strip all of your crap and do the formatting themselves.

      In Word it's Ctrl-A to select all, Ctrl-Space to clear 'direct' formatting, Ctrl-Shift-N to clear the styles, then remove all the duplicate paragraphs & tabs (^p^p, ^t^t) and spaces as well.

      Now you've a plain text file which is really what they wanted in the first place.

    41. Re:Here's the real problem he has by mister_handy · · Score: 1

      Two different copies of Word don't guarantee that, at least unless Word has started embedding fonts by default since I last checked.

    42. Re:Here's the real problem he has by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      If you save your styles in templates, you'll only have to create them once. Then you can either base your new docs on your template, or import your styles from your templates into the document you happen to be working on.

      Creating styles is pretty easy (except outline numbered styles can be a real pain).

    43. Re:Here's the real problem he has by MarkvW · · Score: 2

      LyX doesn't do form documents. It's useless for basic lawyer work.

      I haven't found a class or package that does legal pleadings.

      LyX is an absolute non-starter for lawyer work.

    44. Re:Here's the real problem he has by internic · · Score: 1

      Oops, Word does have a Word function, which does seem like maybe it implements a 3-way merge in some sense. But personally I've found it a bit hard so get exactly what it does in general, since it only seems to ask for two Word documents to do the merge.

      I think that if each contains tracked changes from a common base document then what you get is a 3-way merge. However, if each file contains a revision as the base document with (distinct) tracked changes on top then it's not really clear to me what the heck "merge" does. Since Word doesn't seem to have a notion of recording a history of committed revisions, it doesn't have a way of figuring out the last common ancestor to automagically handle the merge properly.

      So if you never have a situation where someone submits changes to an older revision then you're probably okay, but I find this sort of thing happens a lot and with Word that situation is...confusing at the least.

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    45. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, no he's not. At least not in the Americunt version of libertarian. He's a Brit, and that means liberalism in the true and original sense of the word, rather than libertarianism. But, moreover, he's not that either.

      (And the true and original sense of the word libertarianism is anarchism. More specifically, left-anarchism, as opposed to the shit that passes as anarchism in some places now.)

    46. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they want to avoid formatting issues they should use text/plain instead of some form of Word doc.

    47. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy to format a document in Word. You just need to use styles.

      It is easy to play a violin in tune. You just need to install frets.

      Except that nobody does. And a fret that is slightly off is much more cumbersome to correct than a single note that is slightly off. Maintaining frets is a nightmare.

      And then how do I get vibrato into my documents? Or microtonality? Or pure intervals, also known as (proper) kerning? And do I really want to fiddle for hours just to have a single note fall into place?

    48. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Stross is a stauch libertarian, so why doesn't he let the market sort it out instead of whining?

      Uh, whining is a part of shaping the market. The market does not work without anybody participating in it.

    49. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Lennie · · Score: 1

      The PDF format itself is just as much a broken format as Word.

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    50. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is a civil libertarian, and he has spoken out against market libertarianism in his blog on several occasions.

      So no, he will not expect the market to sort it out.

    51. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of Charlie's comments on his blog described Word as "a rail-mounted Gatling gun firing Swiss Army chainsaws". I want one.

      You want one, even though it's being fired AT your beautiful book that you're trying to write? That's ... interesting. Did you also participate in the vegetarian festival in Phuket? (WARNING: maybe NSFW, unsure).

    52. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No LibreOffice is terrible at compatibility for anything other than the plain vanilla features. Try section headings, tables, figures with captions and you're hosed.

      The worst one is going from Impress to PowerPoint. The pptx output is detected as having errors by PowerPoint.

    53. Re:Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Why do you consider that to be the case? You can open a PDF on one computer and have it appear the same on a different computer. You can't always do that with Word.

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    54. Re:Here's the real problem he has by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      The situation in publishing is very different than what you're imagining. Word is just how the text gets edited up to the point where page production starts. Then the whole thing is converted to InDesign or QuarkExpress.

      Although you're generally right, I'd like to add that this is not always so. I've seen a number of smaller publishers and academic journals who use Word for the camera-ready result. It's easy to spot them ...

    55. Re:Here's the real problem he has by HiThere · · Score: 1

      You didn't read the article. He can write the books using a text editor, but when he wants to send them to the publisher, they must be in MSWord. And when he gets them back, they ARE in MSWord.

      (Actually, IIRC he writes them in Scriviner before converting them to MSWord, but I may be confusing what he does with someone else's comment.)

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    56. Re:Here's the real problem he has by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I think you might be confusing my comment with someone else's. I'm not really sure what you are saying. But that's ok.

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    57. Re:Here's the real problem he has by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Let me fix this:

      Publishers sometimes will accept camera-ready PDF, but that's a _lot_ of work, and in the age of digital publishing, a complete non-starter, because PDF is more like paper than text. Submitting in MS Word is much easier. It's a royal pain in the ass, especially since the MS Word document is essentially a consumable, and is thrown away as soon as the publisher goes to typesetting. It means that page proof edits have to be done by hand, and that second editions often don't capture all the page proof corrections, because those corrections never go into the word document unless the author does it, but that's also time consuming, because the author has to not only incorporate the page proof edits, but all of the copyedits as well.

      The whole thing is a monumental waste of everybody's time—if it were possible to do all the edits to the same document, throughout the life of the book, it would be much more efficient. Style-sheet-oriented HTML is actually a better choice than Word, but nobody uses it because there isn't a good HTML editor.

      Now its correct.
      I personally find converts raw text into HTML the digital equivalent of swimming across the river styx. People always amuse me when they push wysiwyg editors as the end all and be all. Thats is further from the truth than east is from west. I know how to code HTML and XML. I honestly would rather someone building a program to convert print ready pdf but since thats a royal pain too we are stuck. Its swim the styx, sail the straight path to valinor, or stack 100 lbs cubes in 7 frt columns. I choose the latter

    58. Re:Here's the real problem he has by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      No, and since I have both on my system I can prove it.

    59. Re: Here's the real problem he has by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Yes. Until windows 'ate' (itself and vomited blue tiles reminiscent of 3.1) it could.

    60. Re:Here's the real problem he has by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Because the market has, thats why he is whining.

    61. Re:Here's the real problem he has by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      And up until recently no one but publishers and typesetters had one.

    62. Re:Here's the real problem he has by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      The reason to use Word is actually just because it's convenient and supports change tracking and reviewing, so it's convenient for communicating copy edits and dev edits to the author, and allows the author to accept or reject changes proposed by the copy editor.

      While it's true that Word has a "change tracking and reviewing" support, I've yet to encounter anyone using this in a sane manner. Having used both LaTeX with git/hg diffs and Word with "track changes", I'll take the former plus a root canal over the latter any day.

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    63. Re:Here's the real problem he has by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      summaries of a meeting

      I think plain HTML is the absolute best choice for this. The document will look the same everywhere, and it can be opened quickly(!) on any device (phone, tablet, etc). Furthermore, it supports hyperlinks both internally and to other documents/webpages. You need to find a good editor, which is not that easy, but otherwise it works very well in my experience.

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    64. Re:Here's the real problem he has by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

      A couple years ago, I was typing up/formatting a book manuscript with Lyx running on Ubuntu at the time. I might actually finish it one of these days.

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    65. Re:Here's the real problem he has by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

      LO/OO.o can produce passable old-fashioned doc files. However, editing a moderately-complicated docx originally produced in Word with LO will fuck it up every single time, I guarantee it.

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    66. Re:Here's the real problem he has by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

      Wow, publishers actually accept a raw PDF as the finished product these days? Jesus.

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    67. Re:Here's the real problem he has by duane_moody · · Score: 1

      Publishers sometimes will accept camera-ready PDF

      That's the preferred format for advertisements because PDF is now a prepress standard which replaced EPS. For articles, the standard is formatted text that the dtp jockey can import/link.

      It's a royal pain in the ass, especially since the MS Word document is essentially a consumable, and is thrown away as soon as the publisher goes to typesetting. It means that page proof edits have to be done by hand, and that second editions often don't capture all the page proof corrections, because those corrections never go into the word document unless the author does it, but that's also time consuming, because the author has to not only incorporate the page proof edits, but all of the copyedits as well.

      You seem to think page layout applications can't link to documents to automatically update when they change. This wasn't the case when PageMaker was still a thing, and I'm talking the 1990s here. That functionality was there for this exact reason. Note that the document itself does not require any kind of "change control;" it applies to images as well as text. I'm not even certain what you think you mean by "change control" insofar as a standard text format's not going to have some kind of diff metadata in it.

    68. Re:Here's the real problem he has by solidraven · · Score: 1

      Yeah, looks the same everywhere until you try to print it ;) And plain HTML is a large step for most people to start editing/writing, plus it has no support for diagrams, charts, ...

    69. Re:Here's the real problem he has by danomac · · Score: 1

      Well, dang. I guess it's not very portable then?

    70. Re:Here's the real problem he has by mellon · · Score: 1

      Har! Yes, I'm sure it is.

    71. Re:Here's the real problem he has by mellon · · Score: 1

      I've actually found that change tracking in Word is very easy to use—it's one of Word's better features. Revision control software typically falls down because it does line-by-line diffs rather than word-by-word diffs, and the diffs and their annotation can't be kept together easily. In principle revision control tools ought to totally rock for this kind of work, but in practice the UI isn't there except for übergeeks, and even for us it's really not all that convenient if the changes are extensive and need to be reviewed one by one.

    72. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it can't. We use it at work and I (the IT Director) am under constant fire for it. The day is coming that I will lose the battle. The CEO has told me so. Our users are tired of incompatibilities in documents.

    73. Re:Here's the real problem he has by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      If printing is done often, you provide a CSS sheet for printing. This is fairly trivial, and it can be done once and used on all documents. You can even google and download one.

      And I would say HTML has almost as good support for diagrams/charts/whatever as MS Word. In Word, like in HTML, you do all these things in an external tool (called Excel), the only convenience is that it's inserted "interactively" and updates when you update the data (until the one time where it mysteriously doesn't and you waste half a day figuring out why).

      I would also say, if your meeting summaries often/always require diagrams and charts, you're doing something wrong.

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    74. Re:Here's the real problem he has by solidraven · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you're meeting about the structure of something (a small part of a project, program, ...) it's foolish to not put it in a diagram. I'm not sure how your reports generally are, but mine are very short and I do have a tendency to visualize data as to make it easy to quickly go through it. I'd like to see you draw a process flow in plain HTML in the same time I do it in M$ Word ;)

    75. Re:Here's the real problem he has by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      Sure, diagrams are nice when describing the structure of something. I usually draw diagrams with pencil and paper in meetings, if the result is sufficient I would just scan it. If not, I would re-create it in diagramo (diagramo.com) which is a free, open-source HTML5 diagram editor. You just click-n-drag to create the diagram, then "right click-> save as" to get a PNG file.

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    76. Re:Here's the real problem he has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can Word's?

    77. Re:Here's the real problem he has by intermodal · · Score: 1

      I'm in the same boat, but worse, since my boss (the owner) hates the incompatibilities but refuses to shell out for MS Office for the new PCs (hence LO being on them instead). Ironically, he's a WordPerfect devotee who hates MS Word and maintains his old desktop to run it, but never boots the thing. He just likes knowing it's there.

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    78. Re:Here's the real problem he has by tepples · · Score: 1

      I imagine hiring managers are more accustomed to dealing with the differences between one version of authentic Microsoft Word software and the next than dealing with the differences between Word and LibreOffice.

    79. Re:Here's the real problem he has by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      You're right. Few people use styles. It's too bad. But they are really easy to use. I disagree with you there.

      Word should never be used if the beauty of printed output is a primary concern. I agree with you there.

    80. Re:Here's the real problem he has by solidraven · · Score: 1

      But that's multiple tools, and I just write the report of the meeting as we go generally. I find it difficult to do so when using different tools. Tried once in LaTeX and that sort of flies until they switch between subjects quickly. OpenOffice is semi-useless as a text editor, it just doesn't work as smooth as MS Word. MS OneNote isn't bad either though!

    81. Re:Here's the real problem he has by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      I guess the major difference in our approaches is the amount of math required. My meeting notes frequently have equations, or at the very least some greek symbols thrown around, so I always do them on paper during the meeting and then type them up afterwards.

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    82. Re:Here's the real problem he has by solidraven · · Score: 1

      Those I write down as well and add them to the document afterwards.

  9. Re:Yes... and no. by Anrego · · Score: 1

    More abstractly, there are lots of tools which have sprung up to address the issues raised in the article.

    Word has kind of become the lowest common denominator. Just about everyone can open a word document, and just about everyone can make one. As soon as more features are needed, people turn to tools like Scrivener (popular with authors), LaTeX (popular with technical people), or even bafflingly painful but powerful tools like Adobe's Framemaker (tech writers in certain industries).

  10. I'm not so sure... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    should it use control codes, or hierarchical style sheets? In the end, the decree went out: Word should implement both formatting paradigms. Even though they're fundamentally incompatible

    I'm not sure that's true. I keep thinking of different systems that use both style sheets and control codes. HTML does essentially the same thing, so does LaTeX; allowing local edits and style-sheet based edits. How are they fundamentally incompatible?

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    1. Re:I'm not so sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      should it use control codes, or hierarchical style sheets? In the end, the decree went out: Word should implement both formatting paradigms. Even though they're fundamentally incompatible

      I'm not sure that's true. I keep thinking of different systems that use both style sheets and control codes. HTML does essentially the same thing

      Exactly.

  11. ugh by Sneftel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, let's enumerate all the structural untidinesses of Word. Let's blame that application -- which held its own, against many, many competitors, not because of a megacorporation strong-arming it (remember, MS was not always a megacorp) but because it was good at doing what users wanted it to do -- for the inelegance of its data model. Let's compare it to SGML, which is so much nicer and easier and so much more elegant if you're a programmer and can appreciate that sort of elegance, and if you're not a programmer, well then for god's sake why are you touching a computer?

    If you want SGML, you know where to download it.

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    1. Re:ugh by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      which held its own, against many, many competitors, not because of a megacorporation strong-arming it (remember, MS was not always a megacorp)

      Actually, that's most likely the reason why it succeeded. 1) MS pushing their OSes through anticompetitive practices (confirmed in court!), 2) MS having intimate knowledge of their own OSes helping them write better apps, 3) customers buying MS Office for various reasons including more hassle-free operation on their PCs, 4) the whole network effect thingy kicking in.

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    2. Re:ugh by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      because it was good at doing what users wanted it to do.

      That may be how it got the crown, but that is not how it kept it. The scrappy upstart company is very different from the Microsoft of today. For proof I submit the release of Vista and Win8 with no apology. At least with MS Bob, there was remorse!

    3. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's most likely the reason why it succeeded.
      sort of.

      Everyone (and I mean everyone) was using word perfect before that. WP screwed the pooch then blamed MS for it. There are whole books out there written on how WP miffed it. It is a good case study on how not to write software.

    4. Re:ugh by dbIII · · Score: 2

      I strongly disagree. MS Word usage did not take off until it was the almost free word processing software that came bundled with the very popular MS Excel.

    5. Re:ugh by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1) The OS is not office. The OS was anti-competitive. Internet explorer bundling was anti-competitive. But at the time when this was going on my computer shipped with Word Perfect installed on the Microsoft OS. Even now you typically will *sometimes* get an MS Office TRIAL version unless you expressly pay for Office as well. This is quite different from Windows where you're hard pressed finding a computer without it.

      2) Office never used intimate knowledge of the OS. None of the Office features then and now require any undocumented APIs. About the fanciest thing Office was doing when taking the lead was adding it's document formats to the "File > New" context menu and that is also well documented.

      3) Hassle free operation was the GP's point. Office did what people (not geeks or technical writers but common down to earth folk) wanted it to.

    6. Re:ugh by jbengt · · Score: 2

      I first encountered Word when it came bundled with a new computer (MS used their OS monopoly to influence the PC manufacturers to do that.) Didn't use it much, though, until the place I worked decided they had to switch from WordPerfect because most offices (especially clients) had moved to Word.

    7. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      held its own, against many, many competitors, not because of a megacorporation strong-arming it

      In the early and mid nineties, people got MS Word because they bought MS Office, and they bought MS Office because they wanted MS Excel. At the time, the cost of MS Office was only slightly more than the cost of MS Excel by itself. So those those who did not have a strong preference between Word or WordPerfect ended up with Word. Even many people who preferred WordPerfect couldn't justify the extra cost of buying WordPerfect and Excel over the cost of Office.

      I was there, selling software at the time.

    8. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Office never used intimate knowledge of the OS.

      There was a time when Windows used intimate knowledge of Office to ensure that Office applications loaded faster than there competitors.

    9. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5) OOXML

      Somebody please explain why MS wasn't ordered to pay billions of dollars in fines over that debacle?

    10. Re:ugh by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You mean Office Fast Start?

      http://smallbusiness.support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/132755

      That was just a little app that Office put in the startup folder that called made a dummy OLE call and exited. Calling OLE pulled the OLE dlls into memory where they stayed. Since Office depended very heavily on OLE it made Office apps launch faster. There's nothing uncompetitive about that - Office Fast Start was something that came with Office, not with Windows and OLE was documented on MSDN.

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    11. Re:ugh by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Um, yes, Microsoft did some shady stuff even back then. But they didn't have their monopoly in Operating Systems until Windows 95. Word was competing with WordPerfect (and Lotus Notes to a lesser extent) up until Word 6.0, which completely ate WP's lunch. Likewise, Excel was competing with Lotus 1-2-3 up until 5.0. These were programs that ran on Windows 3.0, not Windows 95. By the time they dominated the OS market, they had already cornered a good chunk of the office suite market. You can even say that in a way, it was Office that made Windows as popular as it became. In fact, Microsoft's reluctance to release Office for Mac, and refusal to release Office for any other platform even way back is indicative of what Office means to Windows.

      There was significant competition back in the DOS and early Windows days, and it was tough. There's a reason why Lotus Notes and 1-2-3 and WordPerfect have specific compatibility options built into Excel and Word respectively. Microsoft did many underhanded things to kill their competitors, but they also delivered a product that ultimately proved superior to the others that were in use at the time. That's why they succeeded.

      And GP's SGML comment is tongue in cheek. SGML sucks. It's a great markup language, but it is bloated and software support is terrible. It's great for formatting text for display, but horrible for storing and working with text.

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    12. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let's enumerate all the structural untidinesses of Word. Let's blame that application -- which held its own, against many, many competitors, not because of a megacorporation strong-arming it (remember, MS was not always a megacorp) but because it was good at doing what users wanted it to do

      Frankly, those users baffle. I've been using TeX/LaTeX for more than half of my life (and I started on computers using punch cards and printouts), just because it so much better matches my workflow.

      My mildmannered opinion was that the workflow just suited me better, and that people would be fine to write solid structured documents using Word with a WYSIWYG workflow, since after all, this was the market leader. Sort of a peaceful not-coexistence for decades.

      Until I actually was forced to work with Word for some things and/or show people to it.

      I am totally flabbergasted at what a steaming, putrid, incoherent, undiscoverable heap of crap manages to be "market leader". Now it's not the first or last such run-in I had with "market-leading" software (it's not just Microsoft). Apparently the market leaders get to be market leaders by marketers talking to marketers, and the users just swallow what is fed to them from sales. I have no really satisfying or rational explanation for that.

      It's totally inexplicable how an engineering and usability department can be behind such a heap of junk. It's often like "Can't we have a saw attached to the hammer? The circular saw is so heavy." They probably incorporate a lot of feedback from users who don't understand the underlying concepts and get stuck. Not by making the underlying concepts more discoverable, but by implementing heuristics for detecting when the user might be stuck and giving the document a jolt when this appears to be the case.

      Or something. I found it impossible to figure out how this kind of software was supposed to be used. Finding workarounds was reasonably easy. But those have a followup cost.

    13. Re:ugh by sribe · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's most likely the reason why it succeeded. 1) MS pushing their OSes through anticompetitive practices (confirmed in court!), 2) MS having intimate knowledge of their own OSes helping them write better apps, 3) customers buying MS Office for various reasons including more hassle-free operation on their PCs, 4) the whole network effect thingy kicking in.

      Don't forget: 5) Bugs in document conversion deliberately inserted in order to make a mixed WordPerfect/Word environment frustrating enough to push organizations to drop WordPerfect. (Not a rumor, established as fact during the anti-trust trial, by internal MS e-mails discussing the planning of these bugs!)

    14. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "remember, MS was not always a megacorp"

      You're right....once, long ago, it was mearly a massivecorp.

  12. No, loathing not really contagious by sideslash · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This critic just comes across as whiny to me. I use Microsoft Word to typeset complex multilingual documents, and it works great for my needs. I've occasionally tried to use Scribus and some other OSS tools, and have been blocked by limitations, typically related to non-Latin text handling. Word is also very scriptable from pretty much any programming language via the ActiveX interfaces, which is how I use it.

    If he has a better idea of how to set up a word processor, he didn't see fit to share his thoughts with the rest of us. But serious suggestions only, please. If the author wants Microsoft to make Word more like vi, I think then we'd really see some "loathing both understandable and contagious" from ordinary users.

    1. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 0

      This critic just comes across as whiny to me.

      Congratulations. You've just described 90% of what gets submitted to Slashdot.

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    2. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by sideslash · · Score: 1

      This critic just comes across as whiny to me.

      Congratulations. You've just described 90% of what gets submitted to Slashdot.

      You're right. And the other problem on Slashdot is people (like us, of course) who whine about people who whine on Slashdot.

    3. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I've occasionally tried to use Scribus and some other OSS tools, and have been blocked by limitations, typically related to non-Latin text handling.

      I believe that until very recently, XeTeX was at least equal, if not better at non-Latin text handling, and that it was much better at handling Latin text with complex diacritics used by many languages that have only recently acquired a writing system (these days, those tend to be Latin based with diacritics) and that have never been of commercial interest to many companies. OpenOffice.org, Firefox and Thunderbird support the same smart font rendering engine, but MS Office only works with OpenType which embeds the logic in the engine itself and therefore doesn't support some languages.

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    4. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Oh, no, I NEVER whine on Slashdot...

      (shuffles feet uncomfortably, keeps staring at floor, tries to think of a way to change the subject...)

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    5. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by fluffy99 · · Score: 2

      This critic just comes across as whiny to me.

      Also non-technical. He's a writer who dislikes Word and managed to find a few technical sound-bits to support his argument, but doesn't seem to understand them. For example style sheets require the use of control codes. It's just that the control codes can specify the change directly, or they can refer to the style sheet.

    6. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      You kinda missed the point. It is not the poor formatting of Word he is ranting about. It is the fact that we are all forced to use it. You are lucky in that your editor of choice is the winner. But for those of us that prefer Scribus, or Libra, or just any damn thing without a fucking ribbon interface, it is a different story.

    7. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Actually, I'd say the critic is mostly wrong. Word is a general purpose word processing application and complaining that it's not "pure" enough because it dares to support multiple paradigms both misses the point, and is complaining about a non-issue.

      If someone wanting to write a quick note has to go through the bureaucracy of setting up stylesheets, or someone who wants to produce a ready formatted text book has to manually change the font every time they create a headline, subheading, or margin note, then the application is a failure. It isn't. It, like its many peers (where does the submitter get it from that Word was the first WYSIWYG word processor out of interest?), is a universal word processing application that caters to multiple types of user.

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    8. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by sideslash · · Score: 1

      There are two issues here: (1) the alleged fundamental design defects of Word, which is a case he doesn't compellingly make, and (2) the problem of him being forced by other people to use Word because publishers etc. standardize on it. Of course I won't question his experience w/r/t the second part, and complaining is a sacred and fundamental human right. But I will call him a whiner for failing to make the case on #1 sufficiently.

    9. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by dbIII · · Score: 1

      If the author wants Microsoft to make Word more like vi

      I can see the point of a vi (or "notepad") mode for all those documents that don't need formatting.

      Word is also very scriptable from pretty much any programming language

      I've been there and done that TWICE. Get used to the idea that nothing you've learned to do along those lines will apply in a few years time as they change everything about the way it is done once again.

    10. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by sideslash · · Score: 1

      I've been there and done that TWICE. Get used to the idea that nothing you've learned to do along those lines will apply in a few years time as they change everything about the way it is done once again.

      Yeah, unfortunately same here. But almost all software is like that, and one can always decide to use an old version.

    11. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Not with MS Office + VB you don't unless you keep a legacy Win2k or older system around and don't let it get updates.

    12. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a writer who also has a /. account, and used to write about Linux back in the day. Moron.

    13. Re:No, loathing not really contagious by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Oh, no, I NEVER whine on Slashdot...

      (shuffles feet uncomfortably, keeps staring at floor, tries to think of a way to change the subject...)

      Had any hot grits lately?

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  13. Free software probably can't do better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    because Word is the quintessential example an app where you need a large paid development staff with varying skill sets, including many (UI design, usability, localization, QA, end user support, documentation, incorporating specialized features for customers such as law firms, integration with legacy enterprise software...) which historically have not been the strengths of FOSS.

    And here's something that's often overlooked: even if FOSS could put together a team to do this (perhaps with some resources loaned by IBM or Red Hat or someone else), it's not enough to do it once. Or twice. The software has to be maintained year after year and upgraded to reflect the ever-changing requirements of businesses and consumers, and people expect professional UI design, usability, localization, QA, and doc.

    Ref. Fred Brooks' article about the difference between the level of effort required to produce a "neat little tool" vs. a commercial product. Brooks came up with a factor of 9, and it wasn't just about having more folks involved... it was different kinds of folks too.

    1. Re:Free software probably can't do better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The software has to be maintained year after year and upgraded to reflect the ever-changing requirements of businesses and consumers

      You're making a great argument here AGAINST Word, BTW. Why in the fuck should a *word processor* require yearly updates? SEPARATION OF CONCERNS, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

    2. Re:Free software probably can't do better by sosume · · Score: 1

      Because the use cases, paradigms and business environments change. Word 95 was sufficient in 1995; nowadays I need Word to be compatible with the cloud, be secure, and integrate with modern environments. So you do need the regular upgrade cycle or you'll be stuck with 90's technology.

    3. Re:Free software probably can't do better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Huh? FOSS has produced LyX. It has been maintained for many years already, no problem there. Maintenance over time, and backwards compatibility with old versions, is something FOSS do better than MS. Today's LyX will open 12 year old documents - and future versions will too.

      A new word processor does not need to cover every use-case from the first day. So what if you don't have "specialized features for law firms?" Use it outside of law then. Or have an interested law firm fund a developer for their special needs. A nice thing about FOSS is that you get exactly as many paid developers as the market wants.

      An organization who can afford to hire developers, can get anything they want from open source software. They usually cannot get that from proprietary products, no matter how many developers they can afford. For they can't get to the proprietary source to improve it.

    4. Re:Free software probably can't do better by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I can't tell whether the above is a joke or whether to throw up. "Compatible with the cloud"? "Secure" - MS Word? "90's technology" - it's Office2k wrapped up in a ribbon FFS.

    5. Re:Free software probably can't do better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The software has to be maintained year after year and upgraded to reflect the ever-changing requirements of businesses and consumers, and people expect professional UI design, usability, localization, QA, and doc.

      Can we return to talking about "Microsoft Word"?

  14. Re:Yes... and no. by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    Features (or lack thereof) are not the problem. It's the incessant bugs, some of which have remained untouched since word 97.

  15. Malice vs. Incompetence by mystikkman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Joel Spolsky has an excellent write up on why the Office file formats suck. A must read.

    http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2008/02/19.html

    He actually worked on Excel leading to funny anecdotes like this one

    http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2006/06/16.html

    1. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... He actually worked on Excel leading to funny anecdotes like this one

      http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2006/06/16.html

      Ha, good reference -- ...Later I had it explained to me. "Bill doesn't really want to review your spec, he just wants to make sure you've got it under control. His standard M.O. is to ask harder and harder questions until you admit that you don't know, and then he can yell at you for being unprepared. Nobody was really sure what happens if you answer the hardest question he can come up with because it's never happened before."

      I do the same thing as a design judge for Formula SAE, where students build race cars and the judges are from the motorsports industry.

    2. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by war4peace · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, let's use articles from 2006 and 2008 to illustrate a state of things in 2013...
      *shakes head in disbelief*

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    3. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by peragrin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      the only big difference is now word and excel are in XML. sometimes, and only partially. but hey it is an open standard now right?

      Windows including 7, word, excel, and their file formats haven't changed much in 15 years. Mostly a few new features, and cosmetics. You can pull out a windows 95 and office 97 for dummies book and be able to do everything in them with windows 7 and office 2013.

      That is the true state of things.

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    4. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do you really believe Word has advanced and improved since 2006?

      The disbelief part is that an article from 2006 is still relevant to describing Word.

    5. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you want to get a taste of the state of things in 2013, take a look at the clusterfuck that is Sharepoint. They haven't learned from their own mistakes, nor from standard practices like separating text, meaning (metadata), formatting and layout. SP is actually worse at pretty much any system we're replacing with it, and those are all 5-15 years old.

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    6. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by colinrichardday · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He discusses why the file formats are the way they are, but I'm not sure he says they suck.

    7. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he thinks that Sculley was the one who was behind Apple's failure.

    8. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by dkf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the only big difference is now word and excel are in XML. sometimes, and only partially

      The main thing that isn't in XML is any embedded media files, and encoding those totally as XML is a really bad idea. "Let's encode our video as XML!" sounds like one of the scarier jokes that people tell about the W3C...

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    9. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you actually read the articles? They are informative and insightful. They explain why things are the way they are, without it being some evil plot or incompetance on Microsoft's part, and also without being total Microsoft apologist or fanboi.

      So yes, let's just dismiss informative links because we leap to conclusion about what they might say. Don't read them!!

    10. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can pull out a windows 95 and office 97 for dummies book and be able to do everything in them with windows 7 and office 2013.

      That is the true state of things.

      Erm Ribbon bar. Also the current version of Windows is Windows 8, despite what people would want to think.

      The true reality is that Microsoft have pissed user interface consistency against the wall. So what you said is true of Windows 7 and Office 2006 but no more.

      Doesn't change the fact that the GP is still wrong though, I'm just being pedantic.

    11. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I dismiss OLD informative articles because they're no longer up to date. It's as simple as that.

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    12. Re: Malice vs. Incompetence by Mabhatter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. Office Documents are a "done" trchnology now. Microsoft frankly doesn't give enough of a damn to bother fixing it at this point... Is operational leverage over big installs that there is still "secret sauce" embedded in the spec.

      Microsoft can throw HUNDREDS of millions of dollars at devs to implement the crappier parts of win/x86 MS Word formats on ARM or PPC with each revision. Ultimately rewriting just helps people get away from MS at this point, why bother.

      Much of Bill's strategy in the 1990's was simply to swamp even their own partners and OEMS with so much incompatibility they spent all their time fighting eachother and not him.

    13. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I do the same thing as a design judge for Formula SAE

      I went through that competition about 15 years ago. You guys were harsh :)

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    14. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And its the same reason why Windows sucks, and Linux sucks, and OSX sucks, etc...its because there is a LOT of stuff hanging around from the "old days" that have ended up becoming a part of the system and still hang around.

      Hell want an example everybody has on their PCs? MP3..MP3 SUCKS, sound quality wise its pretty bad and most of the other formats at the time could produce better sound and now of course we have lossless formats that can give you crystal clear sound...yet everybody still uses MP3s, why? Because they know MP3, everything will play MP3, its a hold out from the Napster days that just won't go away.

      And I'm sure i'll get hate for saying this but I think a good chunk of his article is just hyperbole. You know what i use on my netbook? Word 2K, an ancient CD version I picked up at a going out of business sale ages ago, no updates, no patches, I slap the compatibility pack on it and voila! it has no problem with the new formats. I deal with plenty of SMBs and I haven't heard a word, no pun intended, of them having any trouble mixing and matching versions and they sure as hell ain't staying on the far right of the curve. Now maybe if you have an Excel jock that insists on using the latest features in the latest version the second it comes out? Or worse deal with a company that make "apps" using Access? Then i could see where there may be a problem, but we are talking about word here and Word has been the most well behaved of the suite.

      And what is the alternative? Libre Office? I can open, edit, and save a document before LO gets done dragging its ass to the screen! I'm giving the LO team a break simply because they are cleaning up Sun's mess but lets be honest, Open office was a pig, and LO is a pig at this stage at well.

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    15. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      The article was 2006 talks about stuff that happened back in the nineties. The cruft from then is still present in modern day Word. Calling it outdated is like saying your grandfather's recounting of his childhood is outdated.

      The first article that's more relevant to this discussion was written in 2008 and covers the new XML version i.e OOXML. The spec hasn't changed much since then and ALL the points that he makes are still valid even today.

      Can you tell us exactly what is outdated about the articles and what is not relevant today or to the FTA? Or I'll have to assume you didn't read the articles.

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    16. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, he's trolling... don't waste your time.

      Aside from the "subtle" Newspeak reference (war4peace), he's saying a complete BS: "old articles don't count".

      Any literate person _know_ it aint't so -- and I don't need to come up with common sense to disprove it (but if I needed, I'd use that "those who forget History.." thing).

      Bashing M$ was consensus over here; I figure someone started being paying to seed dissent and natural trolls now do it even just for the kicks and because /. moderation provides an amenable climate for them.

      Charlie's article is clear and precise and should be extended to encompass all of M$ Office, because te same problems plague all its apps.

      With a little luck tho' we won't have to endure them for much longer. ;-D

    17. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see you've mastered Glib Dismissals 101.

    18. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It reminds me a bit of this

      http://blogs.msdn.com/b/oldnewthing/archive/2007/02/01/1573160.aspx#1591874

      Now, CIFS is pretty much just a serialization of NT I/O semantics over the wire (for some reason this surprises and confuses people from the UNIX/TCP camps. What do they expect?).

      In the same way that CIFS aka SMB is a "serialization of NT I/O semantics over the wire", the .doc data formats are a serialization of Word's internal representation of a document. There's a lot of subtlety in that representation as he mentions. The Mac and Windows versions had different epochs, there's a whole bunch of things like "keep this paragraph with next" in the UI that need to be encoded in the file format. Also Office depends heavily on OLE (which was developed for Office) and thus OLE compound documents are part of the spec. They can include Windows Metafiles which are a serialization of GDI commands.

      So you ended up with something that had a load of features and run fast on 80's and 90's machines with by current standards glacially slow CPUs and disks. It was cross platform in the sense that it worked on Windows and Mac. It was never really designed to be something that people outside Microsoft could reimplement easily. In fact I bet the original Mac version of Word wasn't intended to run on Windows - the point was to ship it on Mac.

      Mind you I use OpenOffice on Windows these days and it seems like .doc and .xls files are now supported pretty well there. On Android Polaris Office seems to have no problems opening .xls files. Now the Open Office and Polaris Office teams must have spent ages getting this stuff to work, but it does. MS is still musing whether it should release Office on Android, but essentially the world has moved on without it.

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    19. Re: Malice vs. Incompetence by davester666 · · Score: 2

      They could, but they won't, because:
      1) they don't really care to make the documents exactly cross platform, because it still leaves Windows being the 'gold standard' implementation
      2) ActiveX support within Word/Excel is what lots of corporations depend on, and which is fairly pointless on other platforms. I believe they gone through a bunch of plugin api's on MacOS, some similar to ActiveX, some totally different.

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    20. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "MP3 SUCKS, sound quality wise its pretty bad ..."

      It just means you have a hearing deficiency and should consult a professional.
      MP3ss are only useful for normal hearing people by design.

    21. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can pull out a windows 95 and office 97 for dummies book and be able to do everything in them with windows 7 and office 2013.

      Not quite true - the administration elements are closer to Windows NT (same era). Certainly no big changes since 2000. Oh wait, you said for dummies... :)

    22. Re: Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except is it 'done'? Part of the illness is we believe it's the case when it's anything but.

      Sure it is for simple uses. Student homework for example.

      It's still woefully inadequate for collaborative work (there's internal version control sure but no access from multiple locations). In the increasingly networked office environment that shows. Compare that to multiple people editing a single document in Google docs at the same time and seeing the other's changes appear in real-time to see the difference. Google docs is far from done too, but that sort of feature shows there's plenty of avenues to explore yet.

    23. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by hairyfeet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      NOOOOO..it means YOU sir don't deal with the public and therefor don't have a clue what you are talking about. Sure 320K MP3s sound damned good.....know what the average bitrate for MP3s is? Its 128k. I can tell you that because i've had to back up more MP3 collections before a reinstall than you've had hot dinners and while you'll find a few going down as low as 64k, and a few 256k, the majority is at 128k and I'm sorry but 128k MP3 sucks rancid donkey dick, its VERY tinny and thin but that seems to be the size Joe Average has settled on for the most part so that is what you see.

      And again WHY is it 128K? WHERE did this come from? It was decided during the Napster and Audio Galaxy days as the lowest bitrate you could use and sound "good enough" while keeping the file sizes down, since back then an 80GB HDD was the average. Oh and just FYI but for your education you might want to Wiki "loudness war" to find out why MP3 in general sucks, you are taking music that has ALREADY been compressed to its absolute max to raise the loudness and then compressing AGAIN with the MP3 compression, and double compression sounds like shit.

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    24. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Unlike Slashdot habit, I do read the articles. Also unlike the usual Slashdotter, I don't immediately burst into rage when I hear "Microsoft", I don't think Linux is God and Torvalds is its prophet. Working with hard data taught me to be objective and not take sides.

      In light of the disclaimer / clarification above:

      1. A 2013 article refers to a 2006 article for proof. The 2006 article is a claim of something that might have happened back in the early nineties, a single source coming from a dude's memories. It might be true, it might be spiced up.
      2. The 2013 article tries to paint something black based on bits of information, filtered specifically to only show the bad part and ignore everything else (which might overbalance author's intention). That's bias right there. I dislike articles which take sides, because they manipulate objective information, and I loathe that.

      Now, I have worked with both O/FSS content creation products and specialized ones. Word is neither. Word is aimed for the general population; people who need to quickly generate some text and format it so it doesn't look like shit. That's all. It's increasingly difficult to churn out professional content using Word, and for that task there's plenty better products out there, but the caveat is that they require much more training to achieve something.

      TL;DR: Word is the quick and dirty hack that works well enough for most people. For everything else (I'd venture to say less than 10% of everything) - it's indeed not fitted.

      With that in mind, Word must do anything BUT die. it should simply make its usage clear, so that people don't make stupid assumptions.

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    25. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by war4peace · · Score: 0

      The subtle Newspeak reference is in your rotten little head, AC.
      There was a music band called war4peace, which I happen to like.

      Moron.

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    26. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, finally unveiling your true opinions instead of simply parroting the party line...

      > Working with hard data taught me to be objective and not take sides.

      What the hell you do with thinking, except to reach conclusions (even that nothing can be concluded) *and* take a side?

      > 1. A 2013 article refers to a 2006 article for proof. The 2006 article is a claim of something that might have happened back in the early nineties, a single source coming from a dude's memories. It might be true, it might be spiced up.

      That's it for you. I was there and saw the same things. Gates was a predator (whether this was good or not for us consumers is debatable... I think it wasn't). Lotus WordPro was insanely better than M$ Word (e.g., it allowed correct nesting of tables); Word couldn't even use normal units so that one could foresee which size a table would have on paper. Instead, it used some mysterious units which never worked well. And yet, competitors failed and consumers were left which the substandard product that Word is.

      > 2. The 2013 article tries to paint something black based on bits of information, filtered specifically to only show the bad part and ignore everything else (which might overbalance author's intention). That's bias right there. I dislike articles which take sides, because they manipulate objective information, and I loathe that.

      You don't take sides before. Charlie reached conclusions after things happened; he's just presenting justifications after stating his opinion, which is easier to read (for those without prejudice, at least). If you like Word, great, everyone can have an opinion. I use it daily and attribute a great loss of time and resources to complying with Office's quirks. That leads me to think it is a bad product. Popular (mis)use of the word "hate" can make you think people are vitriolic. I assure you I see the program as a defective car: why bother having it when it breaks now and then?

      > It's increasingly difficult to churn out professional content using Word, and for that task there's plenty better products out there, but the caveat is that they require much more training to achieve something.

      You got it backwards: Word requires a lot more training since they went from menu-based UI to a ribbon/toolbar-based one. Specially people who were good with Word suffer more, but even the newbies/dummies have a hard time -- because the ribbon still is far from being perfected. Just for comparison, I've seen Word users choosing Openoffice because the latter is more akin to the Word they always knew.

      > TL;DR: Word is the quick and dirty hack that works well enough for most people. For everything else (I'd venture to say less than 10% of everything) - it's indeed not fitted.

      It's quick because it comes installed most of the times (particularly at work in most companies). It's dirty, no doubt. But who wants dirty? People want clean and lean. I can say the same of any GPL/open software:most users can do quite well with Libreoffice or Gimp, and only 10% have to use proprietary equivalents.

      To this day, Office does the exact same things about which Charlie complains. What is different now is that M$ learned that sometimes it's better not to make things difficult for rivals, but instead let them achieve compatibility and then profit form those better products with patent licences (the Android case being the perfect poster case).

      You can keep on saying whatever you want, pal, but M$ was *convicted* of practices such as those Charlie mentions. It's not an 2006 article which bears proof... a lot of such anticompetitive, anticapitalistic behavior by M$ actually predates 2006 and they are constantly a target for investigation, both by the USA and by Europe.

      If you're stressed by our longterm memories (mine and Charlie's), go suck a lollypop or something, maybe you get calmer...

    27. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by sribe · · Score: 1

      Joel Spolsky has an excellent write up on why the Office file formats suck. A must read.

      He makes many good points, and is correct overall, but there is one glaring error:

      ... it doesn’t reflect bad programming on Microsoft’s part...

      Well, bullshit. The kludges and obvious lack of forethought are rampant. It's possible to create a binary format to be "blitted" straight into memory that is sanely versioned...

    28. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by tjstork · · Score: 1

      The downside of that approach is probably more damaging to innovation than not. Basically, the problem is thus. You want smart people to work at designs, but a smart person will figure out that all of that criticism is a pain in the rear and not even bother with it. With a world full of opportunity everywhere, there's no need to prop up for further old stuff when you have to go through mazes of judges to do so. It's just not worth it, and that's why Office and other things really haven't changed.

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    29. Re: Malice vs. Incompetence by dambusters · · Score: 1

      Some innovators will want to bag it and go off in a new direction. Others may want to build on the old stuff to get something new *and useful*. Innovation without solid engineering may be fun, but it has little impact.

    30. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by LocalH · · Score: 1

      Dynamic range compression is not comparable to perceptual coding, to say that it's "double compressed". The loudness war has nothing to do with low-bitrate MP3 sounding bad.

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    31. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      You're mixing up two different definitions of what 'compression' means.

    32. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Ah, finally unveiling your true opinions instead of simply parroting the party line...

      > Working with hard data taught me to be objective and not take sides.

      What the hell you do with thinking, except to reach conclusions (even that nothing can be concluded) *and* take a side?

      Just reach conclusions. I don't say "this guy is right/wrong", but instead "the data is correct/incorrect" - or in this case "the data is current/obsolete". what I'm trying to do here is correct false conclusions which are based on obsolete (and debatable) data.

      That's it for you. I was there and saw the same things. Gates was a predator (whether this was good or not for us consumers is debatable... I think it wasn't). Lotus WordPro was insanely better than M$ Word (e.g., it allowed correct nesting of tables); Word couldn't even use normal units so that one could foresee which size a table would have on paper. Instead, it used some mysterious units which never worked well. And yet, competitors failed and consumers were left which the substandard product that Word is.

      Yeah well the same thing happened with the betacam versus VHS or blu-ray wars.
      Thing is, you don't measure a "good" product simply by its functionality and only that. There are literally hundreds of variables that weigh in, such as ease of buy, ease of installation, support availability, high volume discounts possibility, memory footprint, system requirements, initial user training, learning curve, marketing aggressiveness, compatibility, GUI, etc., etc.

      Fun fact: a few years back I built a small automation application on-demand for a customer. There were two GUI options, out of which the second one had a hardcoded color scheme (meaning it didn't mimic the OS color scheme, whichever that was). At the same time, the GUI was optimized (less clicks to achieve tasks, more real estate used, etc). it was more functional that the first GUI.
      It got rejected by everyone because "it looked funny" (it kind of did).
      So there you have it, that's why functionality by itself is just a small part of the whole thing.

      Regarding nested tables, yeah, everybody uses that. Please...

      You got it backwards: Word requires a lot more training since they went from menu-based UI to a ribbon/toolbar-based one. Specially people who were good with Word suffer more, but even the newbies/dummies have a hard time -- because the ribbon still is far from being perfected. Just for comparison, I've seen Word users choosing Openoffice because the latter is more akin to the Word they always knew.

      You can't be serious. I for one loved the ribbon, still do and I am sorry it took so long to have it in Outlook too.
      Yes, there was much backlash about the bloody ribbon. It's what people normally do when they're taken out of their comfort zones. I, as I was mentioning before, relied on data. How long would it take me to do *this* or *that* compared to previous version? Data said the ribbon allowed me to be more productive than the classic menus.
      On the other hand, Windows 8 Metro (or new UI or whatever's called now) caused a LOSS of productivity, even after getting used to it. More steps to achieve common tasks, it was as simple as that. I thought it was worth mentioning...

      In the end, it depends on how ossified your way of working is. Yes, retraining is a bitch, but if afterwards you're better at doing whatever is it that you have to do, then it's a change for the better.

      It's quick because it comes installed most of the times (particularly at work in most companies).

      Citation needed. I worked for 6 global companies so far, none had Office preinstalled on their machines.

      It's dirty, no doubt. But who wants dirty? People want clean and lean.

      That is why I can't take fanatics seriously. Flinging poo around because they know the feeble minded can be influenced. Sorry, that doesn't fly f

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    33. Re: Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In academia, the standard model old school model is that administration = scholars = teachers. Some problems rise when we split a practice from running the practice.

    34. Re: Malice vs. Incompetence by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      The best version of Word was the final DOS version, which did implement WYSIWYG. It was stable and reliable, which is worth any number of minor "features".

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    35. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by higuita · · Score: 1

      OGG Vorbis can have the same quality using less space... that is why "MP3 Sucks" ... it works, but its bigger than it needs to do the same job... on one music, not much wasted... on thousands is a different story

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    36. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! My company has migrated everything to SharePoint, and we're dealing with problems with usability and performance now. I would love it if someone could explain to me what is supposed to be so great about it. Is it just that you can cut the IT support staff in half? As an end-user, I see little to no benefit.

    37. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by tylergood · · Score: 1

      everything in them with windows 7 and office 2013

      (emphasis mine) I think what peragrin is saying is that there is no/little new added user-facing functionality. I'd agree that how you access that functionality through the UI has changed, dramatically and often, but what you can actually do hasn't really changed much at all.

    38. Re:Malice vs. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you replacing it with? I had a taste of it when my wife needed help with her SP at work, leaves a very bad taste!

  16. LibreOffice Write is excellent... by dryriver · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... and since discovering it, I have felt no need to use MS Word for anything anymore. Particularly good about LibreOffice Write? The PDF export function works flawlessly, exports quickly, and also gives control over how the PDF document appears in Acrobat Reader (Zoom level, page order, thumbnails, et cetera). To me, Word has had its day. LibreOffice Write works well, is free, requires no internet-licensing shenanigans and does everything one could expect from a good word processor, including auto spell-checking and thesaurus functionality. My 2 Cents. =)

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    1. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by sideslash · · Score: 1

      I strongly agree on the usefulness of Write's PDF support; and it's great that Microsoft was thereby pushed into including matching PDF support in Word.

      The problem I have with OpenOffice and LibreOffice is that they have allowed some severe bugs to linger. For example, for the last few years and even today with the latest version of Calc (in either O.O. or L.O.), I get these long freezes when I do something as simple as copy a cell in a spreadsheet. And I'm talking as simple as just create a new spreadsheet, fill in a few cells, and hit Control+C to copy one cell. It's quite pathetic. Fortunately, I have a copy of Office.

    2. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it like OpenOffice Write, or is that a different project?

    3. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by dryriver · · Score: 1

      Its very, very similar - a lot of shared DNA - but I think LibreOffice Write has some extra functionality - like the right-click Thesaurus - that isn't in OpenOffice Write. I could be wrong though since I don't have OO Write installed right now.

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    4. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The problem with all the Word look-a-likes is Word. My wife uses LO on her PC. Most job applications require "Word format" and many will not take PDF. So she can't put it in a portable document format. It goes out as a .DOC. The problem with that is there's not a 100% match between all the Word-clones. So she has to send it to me (I have Word), and I have to re-format it and send it back to her. Content is never lost, but going for the polished attention-to-detail look for a resume doesn't work when the tables end up misaligned and page breaks are in poor locations. So MS Word will always have a place in our house, so long as 99% of the planet uses it almost exclusively.

    5. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

      The LibreOffice spreadsheet (Calc) has had performance improvements in most major releases.

      However, I have recently read that a massive amount of effort is now going in to make the LibreOffice spreadsheet very much faster (amongst several other useful enhancements), though this might not show up significantly before LibreOffice 4.2. One of the key things is changing from handling each cell as an individual instance of an object to a more efficient approach.

    6. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      I also prefer it. But there are still those places that say "Submit your resume in MS Word format." For a Linux sys-admin job... Sigh...

    7. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the fact that since its free, you can take it with you on usb along with the document. or download it anywhere. which is better than just hoping the right msword is installed on another machine.
      It's got most things. I like the math part.which is a lot cleaner than microsofts solution.

      oh. its free :)

    8. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Same problems also occur with word, if you have a slightly different version (especially the mac version) or you have your system configured differently such as for a different printer then all manner of weird formatting bugs can occur.
      I've never seen a job application that required word, only third party recruiters who didn't want pdf because they want to edit your resume. I've always sent PDF and refused to send proprietary formats and never had any problems aside from the odd recruiter complaining.

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    9. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then save it in the required file format, in the save dialog options.

    10. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Similar as in clone. If there's a right click Thesaurus option in Libre, that's new, but I uninstalled Libre because I couldn't find any useful improvements. Libre still has many of the old bugs and glitches Open did. No changes in that at all.

    11. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I usually get modded -1 with a ton of replies saying how wrong I am or that the problem is the employer and myself for not having the skills to not go that route etc.

      Just buy her Word. For home it is fairly cheap and well worth the cost. If you hate MS get her a mac with the mac version of it.

      MS Word 2010 doesn't suck as much.

      Sadly, this meritocracy is what modern MS is from IE to Windows. But it is appreciated. My issues with Word 2003 and earlier and a little bit is the shit ton of fucking formatting and margin bugs. May God have mercy on your soul when you have bullets in tables for a fancy resume. I spend 70% of my time on my older resume just fighting Word with formatting rather than creating content.

      It was light writing a page for IE 6. infact some of the same formatting bugs in IE 6 are identical in Word?! hmm ... wasn't MS trying to lobby the W3C to use .docs instead of HTML last century? 2010 has fixed most if not all of this thankfully. Wordperfect never had this problem.

    12. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by sideslash · · Score: 1

      That sounds good. Pretty sure, though, that this bug is not an effect of efficiency or lack thereof of their approach. I think it's just something wonky with the clipboard that is causing a synchronization wait to time out, after 30 seconds or something. The fix is probably one line of code, but finding it is evidently pretty hard since it's been a few years since I first started seeing it.

    13. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Lets hope if .PDF replaces it as MS becomes weaker and weaker in its power to set standards so that we can have a choice.

      Word 2010 is actually ok and doesn't exhibit the bugs. In another comment to the same grandparent I mention Word to IE. Each version gets better but some margins I have are for specific bugs in 2003 and are misformatted in later versions as I spent 70% of my time fight word with indentations rather than content 10 years etc.

      When I got 2010 the first thing I did was create another resume from scratch. Problem went away. Word is the shittiest of all MS Office including Outlook in my opinion which is not saying much.

      I would use an alternative if one existed and if editable PDFs became more mainstream. In another 10 years we may get there. Apple's office suite comes close but I need a mac unfortunately.

    14. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Similar enough where they open in Word 2007 and the margins are not all over the place, Tables are not in the same place and it looks like a retard with an IQ of 70 who doesn't even know how to fucking use a computer ready you mean?

      Until then I still with Office 2010 and a PDF version. Even with that I hear the client didn't like your resume and you were rejected etc.

      I do XP to Windows 7 migrations so they have 2003 and I now have VMWare Workstation $300 just for the ability to edit my fucking resume in Word 2003. Absolutely ridiculous.

      But if I keep the same version of Word as my employer then I can get work done at home.

      .

    15. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      It IS openoffice write. LibreOffice is the new name used after some controversy where most developers left the openoffice brand.

    16. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      I had a boss who went mental on me for that once. He had an issue with his Word, and the document he sent out that I edited printed ugly from his computer. I brought a printout from my computer that looked perfect, but he swears it cost us a contract, and all because our (ostensibly identical) versions of Word printed it differently. Yes, I left soon after, as it was downhill after that.

      He's the one that sent me the template, and he's the one that sent it out, so no blame could really fall on me, other than he was the CEO so he could blame anyone for anything, and held it against me that I tried to solve the problem he pointed out (getting his computer to print properly) than fall on my sword and confess my incompetence that he send out an ugly document.

      I've never seen a job application that required word, only third party recruiters who didn't want pdf because they want to edit your resume.

      If that's all they want it for, you'd think they just learn how to edit PDFs. It's not rocket science, they aren't read-only documents, unless you turn on protection.

    17. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I got my copy for $10. For one for her, it would be much more than that. So we live with it on just one computer - mine.

    18. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Then save it in the required file format, in the save dialog options.

      And often the formatting will be just a little off. Not much... Just enough to make you look like you don't know what you are doing.

    19. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with all the Word look-a-likes is Word. My wife uses LO on her PC. Most job applications require "Word format" and many will not take PDF. So she can't put it in a portable document format. It goes out as a .DOC. The problem with that is there's not a 100% match between all the Word-clones. So she has to send it to me (I have Word), and I have to re-format it and send it back to her. Content is never lost, but going for the polished attention-to-detail look for a resume doesn't work when the tables end up misaligned and page breaks are in poor locations. So MS Word will always have a place in our house, so long as 99% of the planet uses it almost exclusively.

      I've previously worked in a environment where Word document files needed to be shared between a large group of computers that collectively represented every valid combination of {Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, OSX} and { MS Office 2003, MS Office 2007, MS Office 2010, MS Office 2008 (Mac), MS Office 2011 (Mac) }

      Let me tell you, there's not a 100% match between different versions of Word, either. There have even been cases of format corruption between the same version of Word running on different versions of Windows.

      And when I recently applied for a new job, I noticed that many places I applied to listed both PDF and ODT (LibreOffice) as acceptable resume formats. The place that eventually hired me received a LibreOffice odt resume from me.

    20. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by narcc · · Score: 1

      One of the key things is changing from handling each cell as an individual instance of an object to a more efficient approach.

      ...

      Really? Someone thought that was a good idea?

    21. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also prefer it. But there are still those places that say "Submit your resume in MS Word format." For a Linux sys-admin job... Sigh...

      From one linux sys-admin to another, places where the MS Office suite will be a legitimate barrier to your employment are generally places that you and your career would do better to avoid.

    22. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also prefer it. But there are still those places that say "Submit your resume in MS Word format." For a Linux sys-admin job... Sigh...

      That is your first clue that this is not a step towards a Linux sys-admin job and you should move on to the next application.

    23. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by kthreadd · · Score: 1

      It's not the new name. It's the name of a farily popular fork. OpenOffice is still active and ongoing under Apache.

    24. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

      I assume you were being sarcastic.

      In case you were not, could you please elaborate on what you meant.

      I have programmed in a variety of languages, not all of them Object Oriented... :-)

    25. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by narcc · · Score: 1

      Each cell as an individual object is not only obviously inefficient, it's absurdly so.

      It's like some idiot kid who just learned about "oop" thought to himself "cells, that's a noun. I'll make a cell class!" without putting in any further thought. It's a laughably bad approach that you wouldn't expect from anyone even minimally competent.

      That this is the approach initially used is beyond belief. That it's still the approach used stretches credulity!

    26. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

      I'm not suggesting Calc be written in Java, there are MANY reasons why it should not be - even assuming everyone had Java & ignoring 'political' considerations!

      However, with the server side JIT, anything really heavily used will be in-lined, converted to native machine code (even if at the end of a longer chain of object references), and optimised by the current run time profile. So if you had this approach on a heavily used server app, it may be roughly as efficient either way. However, I probably still would NOT treat each cell as an object, except perhaps as a prototype while I explored the required functionality.

      I know gcc has whole program optimisations, but I don't know how that compares to Java's JIT - apart from being compile, rather run time, optimisation.

      Not withstanding the above, my gut feeling would be to treat cells as entries in a sparse matrix - and look up the appropriate algorithms and real world use cases. But I've been around long enough (40+ years programming) to know that 'best programming' practices in one era, may not be so good in a later era - so I try to avoid being too dogmatic!

    27. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by sideslash · · Score: 1

      While being intolerant of problems that personally affect me (as I said above), I am also as a developer sympathetic to the engineering constraints of actually shipping something that at least works for the 99% of users that it's important to support. So while a heavyweight per-cell implementation doesn't scale out to the "ZZZX,ZZZY, ZZZZ" columns and 65537th row very well, if it made the difference in allowing them to ship something at all, it may have been the right call at the time. I would expect that it is a very deep and difficult optimization problem.

    28. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

      OpenOffice was derived from StarOffice.

      Possibly the decision was made a long time ago in a galaxy far away! :-)

      I suspect that you are right - get something out that works on Linux ASAP, and worry about optimisation later...

    29. Re:LibreOffice Write is excellent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Submit it in PDF and move on. I never give an editable copy of my resume to anyone because they could edit it and misrepresent me. PDF or paper is all you get. And I say this as someone who, until three weeks ago, was unemployed for seven months and looking for work. Don't compromise. There are a lot of recruiters who will take your resume and make changes to make you look worse than other candidates they want to promote.

  17. Typing above a table is still a PITA! by bogaboga · · Score: 2

    My problem with [MS] Word is this: If you have a table as the first item/object in your document and you'd like to type above it, it's impossible to do this! Moving the table lower moves the document margins as well! Solution is to delete it and "reserve" space for text with an invisible text box or type some irrelevant text first, which text you can replace with the text you want.

    It's as pathetic as it is frustrating!

    1. Re:Typing above a table is still a PITA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My problem with [MS] Word is this: If you have a table as the first item/object in your document and you'd like to type above it, it's impossible to do this! Moving the table lower moves the document margins as well! Solution is to delete it and "reserve" space for text with an invisible text box or type some irrelevant text first, which text you can replace with the text you want.

      It's as pathetic as it is frustrating!

      At least I can help you with that. Just put the insertion point in the first row of the table and insert a Page Break. If the table begins the document, then there are no paragraphs before it. And a Page Break requires there to be a paragraph for it to be inserted into.
      Word's way of handling this is to insert a paragraph before the table and then insert a Page Break at the beginning of that paragraph. As soon as you insert the Page Break you can just select and delete it without affecting the paragraph that got magically created for its benefit.
      Ta Da! Now you can type above the table.
      You could also select the table and cut it, then paste it back in but NOT into the first paragraph, i.e., make sure you paste it into paragraph number two or later.
      Thankyouverymuch!
      I'll be here all week!

    2. Re:Typing above a table is still a PITA! by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      I just tested this in Word 2007. Yes, I'd consider it a bug that if the table is the first object, you can't select in front of it in either draft or print view. The work around is pretty simply though. Add a return before you add the table as a place holder. Or to fix afterwards - select the table, cut the table, type your text and repaste the table.

      If the table is the only thing on the page, then Word assumes if you're dragging it then what you really wanted is to adjust the margins. Otherwise dragging makes no sense as there is nothing to flow around the table as it's moving.

    3. Re:Typing above a table is still a PITA! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      That's the biggest problem with libreoffice... It's not more buggy than msoffice, its just that people are already familiar with all the kludgy workarounds required.

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    4. Re:Typing above a table is still a PITA! by temcat · · Score: 1

      This is simple although not really discoverableâ"at least in Word 2003 and before. To type above the existing table, click Table -> Break Table (not sure it's the exact English name; anyway, it's in Table menu below the Split command.) It's the command that breaks a table above the current row.

    5. Re:Typing above a table is still a PITA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not impossible to do that, you just push enter at the start of the first cell of the table. Inserts a carriage return above the table. I have Word 2013, but am pretty sure that's not a new feature.

    6. Re:Typing above a table is still a PITA! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      LibreOffice had the same "feature" the last time I tried.

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    7. Re:Typing above a table is still a PITA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Press CTRL-HOME to get to the top of the doc, and press enter. Although it gives you no visual cue that you are actually before the table when you press CTRL-HOME, you are, and it will work. Probably a cludge by microsoft to fix exactly this. Tested in word 2010

    8. Re:Typing above a table is still a PITA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the trick is to insert a row then split the table

    9. Re:Typing above a table is still a PITA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Just go to the first cell and use Insert => Break => Column break. Not sure where this is in ribbon versions of Office (I don't use them)

  18. Wah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how he claims its broken by design.

    I use it very frequently, and while it is crap, it does actually work.

    1. Re: Wah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a well thought argument. Having a broken leg in a cast is still fully functional. I can play soccer, run, swim (with the right materials), do martial arts, but you know what? If FUCKING SUCKS.
      If you have a basis for comparison (there are many listed in these postings), then you could comment constructively. If you've had your leg in plaster your whole life, you know no better, and might even highlight the advantages, eg. Can't break a knee, or minimal wear and tear on knee ligaments ... Wow, must be good, amirite?

    2. Re:Wah! by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      Funny how he claims its broken by design.

      I use it very frequently, and while it is crap, it does actually work.

      If you have used a rock to pound nails all your life, how can you understand the advantages of a hammer?

  19. Re:Yes... and no. by 32771 · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't call my latex experience efficient by default, instead I call the result pretty and this is all that count's. Also it gives your resume a certain well recognized format, at least by the people in the same club. Why would you deal with Winword noobs.

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  20. Stross is a feminist lapdog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what he says is moot.

  21. Ob WP Post by rueger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, I still pine for WordPerfect 5.1, and even the early Windows versions.

    Three words: Reveal, Codes, and Acerson.

    With just those you could do damned near anything.

    To this day, likely close to ten years since I stopped using WordPerfect, I still find myself clobbered by strange MS Word formatting edicts, with no obvious way to get rid of them.

    At least with WP you could see why something was weird, and fix it.

    1. Re:Ob WP Post by mlts · · Score: 1

      Wordperfect is still going strong. I have a relative who has been using a version of WP since 5.2 on Windows 3.1. This version worked well until her old PC gave up the ghost (wouldn't POST.) On Windows 7 and Wordperfect X6, all her old WPD documents still open and work without issue.

      The Reveal Codes feature is still there in WPX6, and it does work with Word docs.

      These days, if I were to recommend an office suite, my first question would be what one is going to do with it, then go from there:

      If one is exchanging documents, Microsoft Office is the lingua franca for documents. It is like the AutoCAD formats -- if you want your stuff to hit the mill, you use AutoCAD or you don't play ball. Yes, other programs can easily export/import to Word... but you usually get stuff that has came over 99% or 99.9% accurately... which means formatting is usually hosed, and formatting is critical for a lot of documents.

      If one just wants something commercial, Wordperfect is still useful for legal stuff. It has kept with the times, and has not fallen into the subscription model that Office has.

      For general use, I'd say it is a toss-up between LibreOffice, OOo, or Apple's Pages/Numbers/Keynote. Apple's iWork offering is decent, although Apple should take a look into it since its last major update was in '09, and not touched since.

    2. Re:Ob WP Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I still pine for WordPerfect 5.1, and even the early Windows versions.

      Three words: Reveal, Codes, and Acerson.

      With just those you could do damned near anything.

      To this day, likely close to ten years since I stopped using WordPerfect, I still find myself clobbered by strange MS Word formatting edicts, with no obvious way to get rid of them.

      At least with WP you could see why something was weird, and fix it.

      Hear hear! MS Word has a way to hide formatting, that is infuriating. Just the other day I was editing a manuscript a colleague sent me, where a formula had an odd vertical alignment - but there was fuck all I could do to correct that. I wish there were something like "Reveal codes".

    3. Re:Ob WP Post by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      If you like reveal codes, you will want to marry and have children with LaTeX.

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    4. Re:Ob WP Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reeval codes in WP 5.1 has never been replicated yet. HTML/CSS are you joking! If there was a PDF driver for WP 5.1 people would still be using it.

    5. Re:Ob WP Post by Billly+Gates · · Score: 0

      Stop the damn LaTeX already!

      It is terrible solution for all but mathematical nerds. We need styles and a WYSIWYG editor so what is on the screen matches what is printed out and what someone else has on the screen. Sorry but typing codes and not seeing what they do until you then render it is stupid.

    6. Re:Ob WP Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But LaTeX has styles. And a damn lot more flexible than what MSWord or OOo offer. (I have to admit that decent emphasis on them (\newcommand, \newenvironment et al) seems to be missing from the few tutorials I've seen.)

      Anyway, one of the things great about LaTeX is that you can just type out the document and figure out the exact formatting later. Just full mental focus, hands never leaving the keyboard. How many times have you had to waste time adjusting something mid-document in MSWord because something looked unsightly? I prefer to do my WYSIWYG in vim, thankyouverymuch.

      Damn, I sound like a markov chain right now.

    7. Re:Ob WP Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the one maintaining the typesetting technology for the "Kritische Gesamtausgabe Ernst Troeltsch" which is based on LaTeX. It takes 20 minutes before you get to see the results when running the edited material through LaTeX.

      With the standard Word-based process used in other editions, it takes something like a month. That's because all the different critical apparatus (original text, original footnotes, variants of original text, variants of original footnotes, current publisher's footnotes) are printed out and sent to home workers which use scissors and glue for producing the right page breaks in all the apparatus edited in Word. They send the results back where they are scanned in and used for typesetting the actual drafts.

      A renowned edition gets the funds necessary to run this process around six times (I think it's something like EUR20000 for one volume of maybe 800 pages). Guess which process the publishers prefer.

      You probably guessed wrong: the publishers have the workflows and personal organized, and nobody else does it cheaper and they don't want anybody else getting ideas or future funds cut down to the degree where they are either forced out of business, or forced into new business methods.

      The editors in contrast love being able to work with something that delivers results in 20minutes, and high quality results at that (took a lot of time casting aesthetical criteria into score functions, but results are nowadays consistently good). Six iterations is a really hard limit, and instead of having the over the course of 2years, they can have 6iterations in two hours. More depending on the hardware.

  22. Whiners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One and all...

  23. Alternatives? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    So is their any decent alternatives? I personally do not really like MS:O nor OO all that much.
    I have pretty much completely given up on all of them and just use unstyled text editors now.

    --
    Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
    1. Re:Alternatives? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      LaTeX if you are generally technically minded and don't mind a learning curve. Lyx can take the edge of LaTeX while still preserving most of the benefits.

      Scrivener is really popular with authors and seems generally geared more towards creative people vice technical people.

      Framemaker has an almost cult following in certain circles, particularly tech writers in aerospace/defence/medical fields. It's a very powerful tool, but my god is it painful to use.

    2. Re:Alternatives? by mlts · · Score: 1

      Might give Wordperfect X6 a try. It is pretty decent, and the "pro" version is 300 bones, which isn't too bad for an office suite.

    3. Re:Alternatives? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      I was really put off by an above comment saying that one single character anywhere in LaTeX document can change all of the content and formatting for the entire thing.

      Adobe in pretty out of the question, I have used enough of their software to know that they do not make good software. Sometimes popular software, and sometimes marginally better than their competitors, but never good.

      Scrivener looks decent, but seems bent towards using it to produce a magazine or write a novel, not just take down a list of groceries, or any project just requiring text with styling. Also its featurers really look cluster-f**ky, It has a built in notepad? and you are supposed to import the PDF and webpage you are using as a reference, so it can show it in its own window with its own worse renderer?

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      Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
    4. Re:Alternatives? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      My experience with LaTeX has been good. I suspect a lot of complaints geared towards it are by people really pushing the limits of what it can do / working on complex projects, in which case all tools are going to have little annoyances. Not saying issues don't exist, but those kind of issues are probably not going to plague the common user.

      Never used scrivener, I've just heard it mentioned by a lot of people who as you said, are mainly using it to write novels/short stories/ponies fanfics/etc. I too agree that it would annoy the hell out of me, but it seems oriented at people who don't care about the technical details.

      I have used framemaker. "Structured" framemaker is actually pretty damn good, but it required a good understanding of the tool to do even the simplest thing without totally screwing it up, and you pretty much need at least 1 full time guru to set up the document initially and "harmonize" the input from other contributes. It's the kind of thing you see used to maintain tech manuals for 20 years (again, aerospace and defence), definitely not for quickly throwing together a report.

    5. Re:Alternatives? by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      Scrivener looks decent, but seems bent towards using it to produce a magazine or write a novel, not just take down a list of groceries, or any project just requiring text with styling. Also its featurers really look cluster-f**ky, It has a built in notepad? and you are supposed to import the PDF and webpage you are using as a reference, so it can show it in its own window with its own worse renderer?

      Scrivener is targeted at writing researched stuff. It helps you organize the research and then write around it, but most of the advanced features come disabled by default and the user usually only enables then when he notices he has a need, asks in the forum whether it'll be implemented and someone answers that it's already in there, just go in this or that menu and enable it. Also, it uses the concept of writing tons of small files rather than putting everything into a single large document so that you can reorganize the text on the fly and view it in several ways (collections, filters, separate bits of text, merged bits of text etc.), something Word and its clones cannot do. When you've completed your manuscript and organized it into its final form you tell it to generate a final version for sending to 3rd parties, and it can do that in tons of way, from the typical DOC and PDF to ePub, Mobi and even some more esoteric formats such as MultiMarkdown and LaTex.

      I use it to write my serious stuff. It's well worth learning. Once you get used to the way it works you simply cannot go back to using Word and similar softwares for anything more than formatting the final version.

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  24. W. Richard Stevens writes: by Rick+Richardson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The last line of a right hand page should not end with a hyphen. This
    has been a style rule for many years, yet it is amazing that most word
    processors do not do this! I just smile when I pick up a book produced
    with something like Frame and you immediately find these errors.
    Needless to say, troff does this correctly, and has for 20+ years. A
    friend commented to me that normal evolution would have gone Word to
    Frame to troff, but instead, the computer industry has gone the other
    way!"

    -W. Richard Stevens, author of 7 popular technical books. [R.I.P.]

    1. Re:W. Richard Stevens writes: by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Gee, I can't imagine why people would use Word over this.

      Christ. This article, like so many here at Slashdot, summarizes to: Usability matters. Usability matters A LOT. Open source developers still don't fucking get it.

      Here's a thought: if you want people to stop using Word, why not make something better than Word? Shocking.

    2. Re:W. Richard Stevens writes: by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Have you forgotten where you are?

      "No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame."

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    3. Re:W. Richard Stevens writes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi Blakey. (I'd prefer to read your rants on open-source on TDWTF rather than here.)

      Anyway, the point was that these word processors are missing the rules that the typographical community holds sacred and this lack of rules/algorithms usually leads to them producing mediocre documents at best. Doesn't MSWord still expect the user to add hyphenation manually?

      LaTeX and troff (I think) are coming from the other direction, asking the user to type out formatting rules and the engine will handle the typographical part.

    4. Re:W. Richard Stevens writes: by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Doesn't MSWord still expect the user to add hyphenation manually?

      You could have just typed, "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about" and it would have been quicker. (The answer is no. Duh.)

      But the real meat of the matter:

      Anyway, the point was that these word processors are missing the rules that the typographical community holds sacred and this lack of rules/algorithms usually leads to them producing mediocre documents at best.

      Look, the typographical community can have all the rules it wants, but none of that matters if it can't produce software the average person can use. Whether or not Word correctly follows their "rules", the point is that average Joe can use Word-- they can't use LaTeX and troff. LaTeX and troff might as well not even exist for 99% of the population.

      And that's assuming I agree with the argument, which I don't. Word has some rough spots-- someone in this post mentioned having a table at the top of a document and then trying to insert text before the table as being particularly difficult-- but it supports everything this article is bitching about. Maybe some of those things (like not adding a hyphen on the last line of the right-most page) aren't in the default template, but making a new template is trivial.

      If the typographical community's complaint is that Word does the wrong thing by default, then maybe they should make a "correct" template and start a public information campaign to get people to install it. Telling people not to use Word is entirely orthogonal to the problem.

      In any case, there's no point debating with someone who's so clueless they thought Word made you type your own hyphens.

    5. Re:W. Richard Stevens writes: by eugene_roux · · Score: 1

      Christ. This article, like so many here at Slashdot, summarizes to: Usability matters. Usability matters A LOT. Open source developers still don't fucking get it.

      Here's a thought: if you want people to stop using Word, why not make something better than Word? Shocking.

      Christ. This comment, like so many here at Slashdot, summarizes to: Not being a dick matters. Not being a dick matters A LOT. Some commenters still don't fucking get it.

      Here's a thought: if you want people to start taking you seriously, why not stop being such an patronising dick? Shocking.

      --
      Part Time Philosopher, Oft Times Romantic, Full Time Unix Geek
    6. Re:W. Richard Stevens writes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine. I did not realise that could be read the other way. I should have typed: "doesn't MSWord still expect the user to run the hyphenation wizard manually?"

    7. Re:W. Richard Stevens writes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, the average user can't use Word either. Then again, neither can the expert.

    8. Re:W. Richard Stevens writes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ? Make something more usable and intuitive ?

      I don't think you understand what Open Source is all about.

      What good is an app that you can't brag that you're smarter than most people because you can actually use it ?

    9. Re:W. Richard Stevens writes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GNOME developers get it.

  25. All word-processors suck by dskoll · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've used Wordstar, Wordstar 2000 (or 3000?), WordPerfect, MS Word, and OpenOffice/LibreOffice writer and they all pretty much suck. Most people misuse them. They don't integrate well with other software. And they produce ugly results.

    I wrote my master's thesis using FrameMaker which was quite a bit better. However, for my current document-production needs, I use LaTeX. I maintain the manuals for my company's software products and we have a great workflow for building the manuals. The same Makefile that builds the software also builds the manuals: PDF versions directly from the LaTeX and HTML versions using htlatex run on the LaTeX sources. Then a post-processor fixes things up so that our HTML documentation is linked context-sensitively from the web pages of our app, and special goodies like embedded training videos are placed in the HTML documentation at the right place.

    The power and control we get from this workflow is unmatched.

    1. Re:All word-processors suck by wisnoskij · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know the alternatives are really crappy when the better one is an Adobe product.

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    2. Re:All word-processors suck by westlake · · Score: 2

      I use LaTeX. I maintain the manuals for my company's software products and we have a great workflow for building the manuals.

      In other words, you've found a niche within your company where your LaTex skills are needed and appreciated. But how much of the routine clerical work that keeps your business afloat is routed through MS Office?

    3. Re:All word-processors suck by dskoll · · Score: 1

      But how much of the routine clerical work that keeps your business afloat is routed through MS Office?

      None. We have no Windows machines. I (and the non-technical people) do use LibreOffice writer for some things, and I have to admit I do like LibreOffice Calc for figuring out commission when doing payroll. (I own the company, so get to set the software standards.)

  26. Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by mschuyler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That about says it. Nobody else cares. I've been using Word since it came on two 5-1/4" floppy disks and included a mouse and used every version since what? 1983 or so? (Before that I used Zardax on an Apple ][ and, of course, WordStar.)

    There's not a damn thing wrong with Microsoft Word. It is quite adequate--superb, even--for 99% of the people 99% of the time. I've written several 300 page books with it, including extensive indices, sidebars, tables, graphs, and pics and it works just fine. No, you can't do EVERYTHING you might want to do with it. And you might actually have to put some time in learning how it works, but ONE thing is CERTAIN:

    It's not going to go away. The chances of it going away are equivalent to the chances the United States will convert to driving on the left. Only the nerds care about the arcane details under the hood.

    Nobody else gives a rip.

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    How about a moderation of -1 pedantic.
    1. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I love MS Word. That and MS Excel are probably the main reasons why Microsoft continually gets money from me for the office suite and their OS. Nothing on the FOSS landscape even comes close to the usability of these two applications. And I do kick the tires of OO and LibreOffice from time to time. There's simply no way that they are credible competitors.

    2. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by Nivag064 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hmm...

      My mother, who is 84, finds LibreOffice easier to use than Microsoft Office, and she has Microsoft XP.

      One place I worked had Microsoft Office as standard, but I found the way it presented fonts for selection clumsy & difficult to use, so I installed OpenOffice (this was prior to LibreOffice in 2002) and exported in .doc format with no complaints from anybody receiving my documents.

      Microsoft Office does not come standard on most Linux distributions, and is harder to use.

      LibreOffice is freely available for all major Operating Systems, and also for Microsoft's Operating Systems.

      All Word Processors have problems, and there are things I don't like about LibreOffice - but I still prefer LibreOffice to Microsoft Office, even when I have to use a box with a Microsoft Operating System.

      Microsoft is on the way out, its market share has dropped below 20%. Note that Linux is on over 90 of super computers (the rest are mainly Unix), most mobile phones are either Linux (i.e Android) or Unix (iPhone) based, eBooks are based on Linux, and so are smart TV's. Embedded devices almost invariably use a Linux kernel. Automotive electronic systems are standardising on Linux. The vast majority of computer graphics for special effects in films is done using Linux, with Apple holding the bulk of the balance. If you fly on an A380, the entertainment system runs on Linux. The International Space station converted totally to Linux a month or two back. Note that Valve has found that Linux is the future of gaming. Only on desktops & Laptops, does Microsoft still dominate - but Linux and Apple are eating away at that.

      Linux tends to be a lot more efficient than Microsoft and a lot more secure. Plus it is a lot more configurable, even by mere mortals - and for power users, it generally has more to offer. Companies can bring devices to market with Linux faster than they can with a Microsoft Operating System (due to its Open Source nature and better design), and they can make a profit in a market that is to smaller niche for a Microsoft product to be commercially viable.

      So, even in the United States, I expect that most people will be using Linux or Apple on desktops & laptops within 5 years.

    3. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not going to go away.

      Nothing lasts forever. And your implicit reasoning that we should use it to the end of time because we are using it now is circular and bogus.

      It's got a long way to fall but it's already losing market share to Google Docs, LibreOffice and the like. That's the long term trend - with word processors becoming a commodity (which they are) free/cheap will always beat proprietary/expensive.

    4. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by Princeofcups · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's not a damn thing wrong with Microsoft Word. It is quite adequate--superb, even--for 99% of the people 99% of the time. I've written several 300 page books with it, including extensive indices, sidebars, tables, graphs, and pics and it works just fine.

      Will you hate me if I tell you that you could have created that book in less than half the time with Framemaker, the best publishing application of it's time, damn you Adobe for abandoning it! One major problem with most Microsoft supporters is that they live with such blinders on. "Word is great" is synonymous with "I've only ever worked with Word and now know so many work arounds for all its deficiencies that I'll never change." Word and Excel have so much legacy cruft that I find them mostly unusable. In the words of Larry Wall, simple things should be simple, and hard things should be possible. I can't think of a single Microsoft application that follows that mantra.

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    5. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you have not had someone deliver you a word document that you are supposed to edit, in which you *cannot put text* in the areas where the information is supposed to be added! I had to resort to doing a screenshot of another document and pasting it in as floating graphics and putting it in the right spot. Of course that is terribly fragile if you make any alterations to the document elsewhere (the various layers of text start getting misaligned) (and will likely print out at low quality).

      My guess is that at some point in its life it was a pdf document and was imported into word, otherwise why would anyone make such cocked up table structures that there are holes where you cannot click!

    6. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Microsoft Office does not work on Windows XP! (Or Vista). It is Windows 7 and 8 only.

    7. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >One major problem with most Microsoft supporters is that they live with such blinders on.

      You just don't get it. There are no "Microsoft supporters", only people who use their products because they are so widely available and used elsewhere. 99% of people do not really care if they use products from Microsoft or some other vendor, or OS products. They use Microsoft products because everyone else does, and that's what their employers tell them to use. And MS Office does the job just fine. That's all there is to it.

      In essence, no one supports Microsoft the same way open source advocates often support open source: Out of sheer principle.

      > Word and Excel have so much legacy cruft that I find them mostly unusable.

      That cruft is there to make old users feel comfortable when migrating to newer versions of Word. It's not there for you. Is it so hard for you to understand most people DO NOT WANT CHANGE once they are comfortable with something like that Word from 2003 or 2007? They don't even want those workarounds because that would only help them in something small, but change the ways they do work too much: It's not worth it to them.

      > I can't think of a single Microsoft application that follows that mantra.

      Maybe because they don't see as a necessary guideline to follow some personal opinion from some guy.

    8. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by technomom · · Score: 1

      ....except for people who would consider buying a new version of it.

      Fact is, it is too damned expensive and there are cheaper, actually free versions of stuff that do the same thing.

      Word processors/ spreadsheet makers/presentation makers are commodities now. Honestly, I've been using LibreOffice for 4 years now for my office presentations where "everything has to be in Office format" and no one notices so long as I actually save the documents in Office format. Even Google is getting into the act now that they bought Quickoffice.

      Yes, it's a decent enough product, but really MS should just give it away at this point. The days of people paying a premium for Office are over.

    9. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing you missed when you went on your long-winded rant about how popular Linux is, is that none of those things affect that Word is the gold standard of office word processing. It has been, it is, and it will continue to be. There's literally nothing better in terms of usability, feature set, and trained user base. The year of the Linux desktop is not here, it wasn't here over five years ago when Slashdot was claiming it was, and it won't be here in five years like you're claiming it will be. Stop.

    10. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LibreOffice is freely available for all major Operating Systems, and also for Microsoft's Operating Systems.

      Burn!!

    11. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that his little rant was wildly optimistic. Linux and OS X majority in 5 years? Hell-the-fuck no, we've heard that shit many many times before and have become burnt by still thinking it'll ever happen.

      However, it does amuse me that whenever people complain about the direction Microsoft is heading, that they don't like this move towards subscription services (which Office no doubt will end up as) or this elimination of desktop features in Office 2013 like proper ClearType rendering, or that Microsoft doesn't listen to its userbase anymore and has grown completely arrogant, people don't do jack shit about trying to make a change.

      I'm working on a long term plan to sever my reliance on Microsoft technologies, not because I hate them (although they are dicks at times), but because I value cross-compatibility and being able to use the same software on Windows, Linux or OS X. I think this ability (of making the operating system irrelevant) is of enormous importance now with all the platforms a user might come across. Being Windows-only just doesn't cut it for me, hence I'm learning LibreOffice whenever I can. It's good enough for personal use, with some quirks (table support is pretty bad, and there are many situations where usability is much better in MS Office compared to LibreOffice), but ultimately you have to make the first step towards the change your after. Just complaining about a company when alternatives exist without at least trying and giving them an honest go is just loser-talk.

    12. Re:Rapture of the Nerds author doesn't like Word? by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Adobe hasn't abandoned FrameMaker, there have been several new versions over the past few years.

  27. First WYSIWYG word processor? by codeusirae · · Score: 1

    'Steve Jobs approached Bill Gates... to organize the first true WYSIWYG word processor for a personal computer --'

    Ami .. was the first WYSIWYG .. word processor

    1. Re:First WYSIWYG word processor? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      'Steve Jobs approached Bill Gates... to organize the first true WYSIWYG word processor for a personal computer --'

      Ami .. was the first WYSIWYG .. word processor

      The article on disagrees. According to the article on Word, Word for Macintosh was available in 1987 (partial WYSIWYG in 1985), preceding the release of Ami for Windows by a year.

      I couldn't tell you from first hand knowledge, as I was still on an Apple //e at the time. What I *do* remember is that in the early to mid 80s (at least), the term 'personal computer' was generic, referring to many machines from many vendors. It wasn't yet used almost solely to refer to an x86 Windows machine.

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  28. I don't get it by asmkm22 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What exactly makes Word so bad? It seems functional enough, and I fully admit that maybe I'm just not understanding the finer points of some programming strategies, so what's the deal? He obviously hates Microsoft for things like buying up all these focused program adons like spell checkers from other companies, and wrapping them into Word, yet seems to think we'd be better off with somehow managing dozens of such apps if they were still separate companies and programs. He then goes on to act talk about how he hates being forced to use Word when he does just fine with other options... like Vim, of all things.

    He mentions things like control codes and hierarchical style sheets being "fundamentally incompatible" yet the way he describes them they are basically the same thing. He very well may have a point, technically speaking, but he sure does a crappy job of getting it across.

    End the end, the article kind of reminds me of some guy who's bitching about how the automotive industry should have gone with diesel instead of fuel 70 years ago.

    1. Re:I don't get it by Anrego · · Score: 2

      Word is good for casual word processing, but the cracks show when working on anything large, or where multiple people are working on the same document.

      That said, those people who work on large documents or documents that get edited over a long period of time by different people have lots of tools available that support this (LaTeX, Scrivener, and Framemaker are the big three I see all the time).

      I said it in an earlier post, but word is basically the lowest common denominator. It's a tool that basically does what most people need out of it, that just about everyone has access to and can deal with. When people need more, there's lots of available options.

    2. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it so bad? Because OP says it is!

      >worse than you do.

      Nothing better than an article summary tell you that EVERYONE hates something that they don't. Keep it classy Slashdot.

    3. Re:I don't get it by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

      Which still makes me wonder why this guy is complaining. Because you're right; the tasks Word isn't good for have plenty of other alternatives better suited for them. Kind of like how when I need to move furniture, I use the truck instead of complaining about the existence of cars.

    4. Re:I don't get it by Princeofcups · · Score: 4, Informative

      What exactly makes Word so bad? It seems functional enough, and I fully admit that maybe I'm just not understanding the finer points of some programming strategies, so what's the deal?

      Let's see, just a few off the top of my head:
      - Terrible flow control. It you change page one, have fun tweaking all the rest of the pages to get things to line up.
      - Lack of frame control. In order to create a large document or book with complicated multipage graphs or graphics, you need a strong set of rules for where to break up rows, etc. Not to mention the flow of any text around the frame.
      - Non-organic styles. There is no easy way to change the style of logical parts of the document globally, for example, change the size of the font on the headers of a certain class of tables over all chapters. Or to put it another way, global definitions plus exceptions.

      Word users are just used to the constant re-treaking of pages to make them look right. Just another example of Microsoft office leading to massive wastage of man hours.

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    5. Re:I don't get it by swillden · · Score: 1

      The problem is mostly documents that start out as Word docs, because that's the tool the original author has and knows, and then grow into something that requires other tools, but by then it's very difficult to transition.

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    6. Re:I don't get it by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

      Aside from the whole "complicated multipage graphs or graphics," I don't have any of those issues. There's a whole section of headings that, if used, make it so changing one affects all parts of the document that used it. You literally can't miss it, especially with the ribbon interface.

      But yeah, you're right about the large books and text flowing around frames and multi-page graphics and stuff. Those are pretty specialized features that other programs better cater to, such as Publisher or Indesign.

      As for constant retweaking of pages "to make them look right," that's usually just a sign of someone not knowing how to use Word in the first place. Basically, it's a training issue.

    7. Re:I don't get it by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

      That's a very real possibility, but I don't see that as being a problem with Word. It's just a problem with the person not planning things out properly. I work with various industries, and see all kinds of examples like this. Excel is usually the big offender, where you end up with some crazy big ass database program living inside of an Excel spreadsheet. The issue isn't that Excel sucks, but rather they should have migrated over to Access or any number of other actual database solutions.

    8. Re:I don't get it by Inda · · Score: 1

      Hmm, yeah, OK, sorry to pick on your post.

      People are using Word wrong. Treat it like a HTML page and all is good. First, write your text (HTML). Second, make the formatting (CSS). Done, done and done. Don't try and do both at the same time.

      Flow control? That's what "Keep with next", "Widow/orphan control" and "keep lines together" are for. All can be set with styles.

      Frame control is a few right clicks away. Once you have one frame correct, use the format painter on the rest. This is done at the end of the job.

      There are more styles than you can use. These have the same variables as CSS. Apply them at the end. They can be changed globally or on the fly, the choice is yours.

      If you're re-tweeking formatting as you're typing, you are doing it wrong. Unless you have a fully working template to start with, and I have never ever seen one of those, even the ones I've written, you cannot apply formatting until the text is 99% complete.

      I should teach this shit for money.

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    9. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word has had global styles since forever. They require active use and many users don't know how to work with them, but they exist and are handy. One of the best parts of the Ribbon is that it puts global styles front-and-center and encourages people to use them by also making "design themes" easy to swap.

  29. Less is more by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    After years of riding the feature wagon I am finally detoxing and going with the 'less is more' idiom. For me, a programmer and rare blogger, 98% of everything I ever need to write can be handled with either H1-H6 or markdown. I write my notes is Notepad++ using Markdown now, and paste them into my Wiki for storage and later retrieval. Blogs are knocked out with the most basic of HTML features.

    I haven't had MS Turd installed for over a decade now and don't think I'm likely to ever need it again. The only outlying case for me is my CV, and I keep that in Open Office and export it to PDF for distribution.

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  30. Get off your high horse by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    In the end, the decree went out: Word should implement both formatting paradigms. Even though they're fundamentally incompatible and you can get into a horrible mess by applying simple character formatting to a style-driven document, or vice versa. Word was in fact broken by design, from the outset -- and it only got worse from there.

    How is this broken by design? The author seems to think that a hierarchical format that uses a small set of inline codes for paragraph structure and formatting hints is inferior to Wordperfect's completely unstructured stream. With Word's hierarchy you can safely move blocks of data around without the risk of accidentally leaving control codes in the wrong place. Somehow that is supposed to be a bad thing?

    Most of his rant centers about retelling history and griping about the file format incompatibilities between different versions and the challenge of creating an independent reader for the binary format. He gives the impression that the world would be a better place if we were all stuck on using Wordstar for sharing documents and Microsoft should never have had the ambition to add features to Word. Yes. Binary Word documents are baroque nightmare to decode. That's what happens when you carry a design forward for 20+ years that wasn't architected for clean forward compatibility. Considering the early versions of Word were implemented in assembly and run on machines with tiny scraps of memory, the design "flaws" were necessities of the day. Yes. DOCX has a lot of undocumented cruft to support translation from the old binary format. Word 2007+ avoids using those dark corners for documents that were not imported from an earlier version. You don't have to use that cruft at all when building XML documents from an external tool which is far better than the old hack of generating RTF to interoperate with Word.

    Word has its issues and has to be coddled to avoid breakage in long-standing problems like numbering but at least I don't have to pull my hair out trying to do basic table formatting as happens in Open/LibreOffice. I'll switch when the open source rivals can match the capability and usability of Word 2003.

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  31. Am I Asking Too Much? by rueger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My number one wish for any word processor, but especially Word, is a switch that says:

    I'm writing a document that will be printed out on paper with black toner.

    At a minimum, I don't want e-mail addresses or URLs changed to blue, or underlined, or hyperlinked.

    My number two wish is a switch that says:

    Anything pasted into this document will adopt the formatting of the line into which it is being pasted.

    I cannot think of a single instance, ever, when I wanted the formatting from some web page to be carried over into my document. My final wish is to find a word processor that assumes, or at least makes really easy to specify, that the Page One Header will not be used on subsequent pages. I don't recall how Word does that these days, but in LibreOffice it involves creating a style just for the first page. Assuming that you've managed to Google the specific forum post that tells you that.

    1. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      My number one wish for any word processor, but especially Word, is a switch that says:

      I'm writing a document that will be printed out on paper with black toner.

      At a minimum, I don't want e-mail addresses or URLs changed to blue, or underlined, or hyperlinked.

      My number two wish is a switch that says:

      Anything pasted into this document will adopt the formatting of the line into which it is being pasted.

      I cannot think of a single instance, ever, when I wanted the formatting from some web page to be carried over into my document.

      My final wish is to find a word processor that assumes, or at least makes really easy to specify, that the Page One Header will not be used on subsequent pages. I don't recall how Word does that these days, but in LibreOffice it involves creating a style just for the first page. Assuming that you've managed to Google the specific forum post that tells you that.

      It is a very difficult and arcane setting. Double click the header. ove your mouse over to the menu that word contextually provided to the top option confusingly named
      "Different First Page" the following steps are optional. Sacrifice a virgin. Chant in Latin. strip naked and roll in bacon grease.

    2. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only time I can imagine I can imagine taking the formatting from web site or outside source is something like a table. Sometimes it's nice to be able to insert those without reformatting them in Excel or something

    3. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by DontScotty · · Score: 2

      1. Choose Tools > AutoCorrect from the menu. The AutoCorrect dialog box will open.

      2. Select the AutoFormat as You Type Tab.

      3. In the Replace as You Type frame, deselect Internet and Network Paths with Hyperlinks.

      4. Click on OK.

      RTFM

    4. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by dkf · · Score: 2

      Only time I can imagine I can imagine taking the formatting from web site or outside source is something like a table. Sometimes it's nice to be able to insert those without reformatting them in Excel or something

      If you ever take up teaching, you'll love the feature. Why? Because the lazy plagiarising shits that you want to fail your course will be easy to spot as they'll never figure out how to make the formatting match; if the margins march back and forth across the page by small fractions of an inch (without attribution: let's be fair) or the fonts change mysteriously, then you know you can kick them with good conscience. Lazy dumbasses are lazy dumbasses, and don't need to be cosseted.

      Yes, some might be smart enough to figure out this trick. Luckily, they're also smart enough to not try to cheat in the first place (especially not by doing things that can be easily checked in other ways).

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    5. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by rueger · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but why does Word default to assuming that I'm writing a web page and not a paper document?

    6. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by BigFootApe · · Score: 2

      It's easier to use section breaks, for a variety of reasons. Of course, that's like saying it's easier to knife off your testicles with a scalpel rather than an axe.

    7. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but why does Word default to assuming that I'm writing a web page and not a paper document?

      Why does it always (not just default) assume that you are using "pages"? I would like to type a dozen chapters or so, each of around 20-30 kB of text. No pages. I don't want it to break my text.
      Typesetting and page formatting is something I want to leave to the publishers. I don't want to write "documents" for either paper or web. I write novels, not pages.

      I've tried using LyX - for two books. But it was even worse than Word. Crash-prone, slow, and reformatting that takes ages. Not to mention the 5-minute job of "publishing" the book to a different format in order to produce something that others can read. And even then not getting away from the "pages" and "fonts" crap. It's text. Not typeset yet, and shouldn't be either!

      Now I use an old-fashioned Motif text editor. At least it doesn't bother me with layout I don't want, nor does it override my choices.

    8. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Click the Microsoft Office Button Button image, and then click Word Options.
      Click Advanced, and then scroll down to the Cut, copy, and paste section.

      Seriously, mod the fuck down from a +5. Both of your gripes are already functions available.

    9. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use Gtk+ applications. GTK+ has 'paste' and 'paste as plain text' in the right click menu.

    10. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ctrl+Shift+V to strip formatting and paste.

    11. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

      I'm noticing a lot of people here are complaining about things that aren't actually real issues. Either they haven't used the program in 15 years and just assume nothing's changed, or they never properly learned how in the first place and are simply unaware of certain options and features.

    12. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My number one wish for any word processor, but especially Word, is a switch that says:
      I'm writing a document that will be printed out on paper with black toner.
      At a minimum, I don't want e-mail addresses or URLs changed to blue, or underlined, or hyperlinked.

      In Word 2007 or higher change the color palette of your template to greyscale or pick a b/w oriented template.

      My number two wish is a switch that says:
      Anything pasted into this document will adopt the formatting of the line into which it is being pasted.
      I cannot think of a single instance, ever, when I wanted the formatting from some web page to be carried over into my document.

      Since around Word 2007 the "paste" option has been split into multiple paste options with different amounts of formatting, including a "text only" option, that will not paste any formatting at all and just use the current formatting of the context you paste in.

    13. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My number one wish for any word processor, but especially Word, is a switch that says:

      I'm writing a document that will be printed out on paper with black toner.

      At a minimum, I don't want e-mail addresses or URLs changed to blue, or underlined, or hyperlinked.

      My number two wish is a switch that says:

      Anything pasted into this document will adopt the formatting of the line into which it is being pasted.

      I cannot think of a single instance, ever, when I wanted the formatting from some web page to be carried over into my document.

      My final wish is to find a word processor that assumes, or at least makes really easy to specify, that the Page One Header will not be used on subsequent pages. I don't recall how Word does that these days, but in LibreOffice it involves creating a style just for the first page. Assuming that you've managed to Google the specific forum post that tells you that.

      I thought I was the only one who felt this way!

      Amen to ALL of your points!!

    14. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recent versions of Word have multiple paste functions which include keeping source formatting or applying destination formatting when pasting content.

    15. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Word 2003 or older:

      Edit -> Paste Special -> Unformatted Text

      will do what you want.

      I don't use 2007+ as I find the UI unusable.

    16. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by The+Davii · · Score: 1

      My number two wish is a switch that says:
      Anything pasted into this document will adopt the formatting of the line into which it is being pasted.
      I cannot think of a single instance, ever, when I wanted the formatting from some web page to be carried over into my document.

      In Word 2010, try File | Options | Advanced | Cut, copy, and paste | Pasting from other programs: Keep Text Only

      If you are using styles, your pasted text will adopt the style of the surrounding paragraph. There are also options for handling pasting within the same document, pasting between documents, and pasting between documents when the style definitions conflict.

    17. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by technomom · · Score: 2

      This points to a discoverability problem, something that just about every Microsoft product, including Windows 8 suffers from.

      Too much stuff is hidden below seventeen layers of menu or worse, particularly in Windows 8, forces you to move your mouse to some magic corner of the screen to access. It's a huge time waster for beginners. Trying to figure this out on your own is a pain, particularly for people on a tight deadline.

      RTFM or take the expensive community college class to learn how to use software efficiently is not an answer in 2013. Consumer software has to be as discoverable as the idiot simple iPhone is (well, was, but that's a rant for another day). That's where the bar is now, like it or not.

    18. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      In Word 2010, try File | Options | Advanced | Cut, copy, and paste | Pasting from other programs: Keep Text Only

      If you are using styles, your pasted text will adopt the style of the surrounding paragraph. There are also options for handling pasting within the same document, pasting between documents, and pasting between documents when the style definitions conflict.

      Cool! At least Office has paste special, and Office 2010 made keep text only a more visible option.

      I wish Lotus Notes (which we use at work) had such an option. When I paste stuff from Office (Or OneNote where I keep a lot of notes) it keeps pasting source formatting, which usually looks like crap, so I need a third party tool to paste text only.

    19. Re:Am I Asking Too Much? by rueger · · Score: 1

      I feel obliged to note that yes, there are workarounds of various types, either of the arcane multiple key combination type, or the buried under three or four levels of (obscure) menus types.

      These sort of things should be up front and centre in the Settings of a word processor. Thousands of posts to help forums and "Ask Yahoo" suggest that there's a problem here. RTFM isn't an option since no software comes with a manual these days, even in PDF, (Or does Word actually offer that?) and I gave up on the built in "Help" functions years ago.

      And don't even get me started on the madness of "Settings" vs "Options" menus. (Or whatever MS always calls the two seemingly same things.)

  32. FrameMaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FrameMaker should not be ignored. I started with version 4 and haven't used the versions after versions 6 and 7 for Mac and Windows, but it was incredibly fast, powerful, and amazingly bulletproof. Word led the way into some of the worst possible paradigms for page, character, and paragraph formatting, variable handling, and cross-referencing you could imagine. Frame approached everything differently and it really was brilliant. Adobe will never be forgiven for its FrameMaker decisions, by the way, but I'll leave that topic is for another day.

    The sad thing is that so many other word processing applications imitated Word down to every single bad paradigm decision.

    Bad design paradigms inevitably lead to limitations and bugs. I loved one bug that may still be in Word even today that involved auto-updating fields like StyleRefs in headers and footers (to display heading text, a standard document feature). You might also, of course, insert those fields in tables in the headers or footers, for certain positioning advantages. And, of course, Word lets tables extend outside of their own text columns.

    The bug would arise in circumstances in which you might end up needing to edit that mess, modifying fields, formatting, table dimensions, etc. Guess what could happen next?

    Well, you know how important it is to make sure you save your document frequently in case of something going wrong? With the help of the bug, Word could create a really magical crash in which the document you were working on would simply vaporize itself, never to be seen again, regardless of having been saved.

  33. Changed file format each version? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 0

    Microsoft changed the file format repeatedly -- with Word 95, Word 97, in 2000, and again in 2003 and more recently

    What is he talking about?

    Starting with Word 97, the file format didn't change at all until Word 2007. Word 97 could open files created by Word 2003, it would just ignore new features that were added in later versions.

    Word 2007 introduced a completely accessible format, a zipped XML format, and it hasn't changed since. Microsoft even released free updates for older versions of Word so that they could open the 2007 format.

    If the author wants to complain, he should at least get his facts straight!

    1. Re:Changed file format each version? by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      "the file format didn't change"

      "new features that were added in later versions"

      If the file format didn't change, then there would not be a later version.

    2. Re:Changed file format each version? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      Actually not.

      The format was designed from the beginning to allow for new features to be added. The format is a binary record format. Each record begins with a record length and a record type indicator. New versions of Word added new record types, but they did not change the underlying structure of the document format. If your reader (Word 97) didn't know a record type (from Word 2003) it can safely skip over it and keep going.

      This is very similar to HTML. An older browser might not know about the <video> tag, because that is an HTML 5 feature the older browser doesn't handle. But all of the older tags will work just fine, whether your browser is new or old. The addition of the <video> tag doesn't change the underlying HTML format, it just adds new capabilities, while still following the same rules the older browsers knew.

    3. Re:Changed file format each version? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      If you want some facts about MS Word 97 here's one that still pisses me off even now. Some versions of MS Word 97 could not open files written in other versions of MS Word 97 - and the different versions came in identical boxes with identical labels on the CDROM. The answer was to reinstall every single copy of MS Word 97 in and office from the same CDROM. In my case it was a university engineering department and a few postgrads like myself doing it day and night in shifts over a week until it was all done.
      As for the other incompatibilities, they were real too so please do not mistake your inexperience for reality.

  34. The one true answer by stox · · Score: 2

    troff + tbl + eqn

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  35. They wanted it dead in 1993. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was even a song about it - hard to find nowadays.

  36. Re:Yes... and no. by HiThere · · Score: 1

    But it doesn't know what a line is.

    Yes, you *can* do anything. But it can take a long time to do it. (Actually, I *think* it's a LaTex problem, it could be a Tex problem. I tried to get to like it for a few weeks, because it would handle some things that my other tools wouldn't handle. But it was really lousy at some things I do all the time. I had to dick around with cascading changes every time I edited a line.

    (Actually, that doesn't make much sense to me, as I would expect the problem to be that it didn't know what a paragraph was, but I remember it as it didn't know what a line was. And couldn't decently word-wrap.)

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  37. It does the job by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Word may have flaws, like every other piece of software ever written. But it does the job. Millions of not-so-computer-savvy people are able to created good-looking documents using it.

    WordPerfect relied on the embedded codes model, but they never did get it completely right. For anything non-trivial, you pretty much had to go down to the code level, hand-placing the codes to make the text render properly. Copy-and-paste across formats was often disastrous.

    Word's model might be conflicted, but it works. There are very few situations where the wysiwyg editor can't get the text to look like what you want.

    If I'm creating a document, I don't really care whether the encoding is HTML or RTF or docx or whatever, I just want it to look right, and Word does that.

    1. Re:It does the job by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      If I'm creating a document, I don't really care whether the encoding is HTML or RTF or docx or whatever, I just want it to look right, and Word does that.

      Does it matter that there are other applications out there that are easier to use, produce better looking documents, and do this with a lot less work? I guess not. The mystical Microsoft has decreed it so.

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  38. It is a poor workman who blames his tools by DrTime · · Score: 2
    I've used MS Word since version 1.05 on MacPlus. It was everything that people here complain about.

    People misuse MS-Word to create monstrosities of crap that cannot be edited.Companies use its bizaro features to make unalterable files and forms that defy logic.However, it can also be used to create actual documents using styles and formatting that lets people get work done. Google Docs is a poor substitute (I have a Chromebook and tried). None of the office tools I've seen are perfect and none ever will be.

    I' like to see tools that use descriptive formatting as SGML intended, but every application of SGML since its introduction has been made by document professionals that are worse than Word. XML sucks.

    1. Re:It is a poor workman who blames his tools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used MS Word since version 1.05 on MacPlus. It was everything that people here complain about.

      People misuse MS-Word to create monstrosities of crap that cannot be edited.Companies use its bizaro features to make unalterable files and forms that defy logic.However, it can also be used to create actual documents using styles and formatting that lets people get work done. Google Docs is a poor substitute (I have a Chromebook and tried). None of the office tools I've seen are perfect and none ever will be.

      I' like to see tools that use descriptive formatting as SGML intended, but every application of SGML since its introduction has been made by document professionals that are worse than Word. XML sucks.

      Word encourages people to create monstrosities. But you're right that Word IF you spend the time necessary to use styles can actually produce manegeable documents. Look at all the documentation on Microsoft's website relating to typography. They are word documents, with structure. No point and click formatting, it all styles. And the documents look good and can be edited with no pain in openoffice/libreoffice.

  39. Ami Pro by Ptur · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is that one of the victims of Word was Ami Pro, the first WYSIWYG text editor for Windows. And it used styles (templates) they way it should. Still feel sorry for those guys. I can't even remember how many messed-up documents I took from desperate people, stripped them to bare ascii, set up the styles the way they wanted and started applying. Should have seen their eyes when the document came out of the printer.

  40. Why ranting is a nonstarter by WaffleMonster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is not rocket science if you want Word to die write something better and cheaper the market is willing to accept over word.

    I hear a lot of talk, fancy words but no hint of what would replace it or what could be done to even start to remedy the situation other than clicking your heels and wishing the evil Redmond monster go away. Talk is cheap, real monsters don't go away because you ask them nicely.

    1. Re:Why ranting is a nonstarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.

  41. Misdirected anger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The undertones of the article sounds like this is more of his hate of microsoft than his hate of word as a program.
    I mean, why not write something in youre favorite editor and then use one of the 500 tools out there to convert it into whatever format other people want it?
    At the end of the day this is just a tool for writing text and if you can design something fundamentally different than MS word and give it away for free it will get traction, but nobody has made anything compelling enough to switch away from word or word-style editors to make any kind of a difference, and thats because it isnt that bad, not as bad as this author depicts. I think the author here has problems with being irritated by silly things and needs to get out and ride a bike or something.

  42. This article has a ton of problems by Daltorak · · Score: 2

    First of all, if you're trying to make a statement of how a product must "die" due to transgressions from the 1980s, that's plain ridiculous. Someone who committed a drugs offence during the Reagan administration shouldn't be denied a job opportunity in the fall of 2013. Right? Let's pass judgments in the current state of things, not what we had to deal with 20 years ago.

    Second -- the whole technical argument being made seems to revolve around the idea that mixing "control code" and "style sheets" in a single format is bad. I've got quite a bit of past experience in writing software that builds doc files (the binary ones) and I can state with great certainty that this is NOT how Word works. Everything is a style, whether explicitly or implicitly by combining styles with direct formatting, and every style is able to be (and usually is) inherited from a parent style. You don't have to explicitly define the combined styles, and in more recent versions of Word they've made it much clearer that that's what is happening. (IMO Word 2007 is the first version where they actually got the UI right)

    A lot of people are confused by all this because older versions of Word favoured UI simplicity over structurally beautiful documents. A lot of that has to do with trying to convince WordPerfect users to come over to Word..... anyone remember the complaints that everyone had in the 1990s about how Word didn't have a "Reveal Codes" function like WordPerfect? Yeah, that's because THERE ARE NO CODES like the author of TFA claims.

    Third -- the Word style system is remarkably similar to HTML + CSS. It's hierarchical layout with the ability to override anything at any time. Presentation and content are "ideally" totally separate, and you can certainly work this way in Word if you are disciplined, but nothing at all stops you from saying "yeah I -know- this block of text is 14pt but I want this one word to be 12pt."

    The author also drills pretty hard on the point that the format of Word documents has changed from one version to the next. Well, yeah....they added features like Table Styles and List Styles in Word 2002. Surely nobody is expecting documents that utilize this really helpful feature to older versions of Word..... right? This is no great conspiracy.....it's just a case of adding new features. Switching to the XML-based document format and standardizing the format with Ecma and ISO has definitely helped settle the format down, but if a word processor doesn't support a feature in a newer version of the document format, well.....tough shit. I don't hear anybody bitching about how Firefox 3.6 doesn't fully implement CSS3, accordingly people shouldn't bitch about how Word 2000 doesn't implement features new to Word 2010!

    One last thing: I'm posting this to debunk some mythology and refute the author's claims, but I'm not defending the old-school Office document format....yeah, it was driven by a very 1990s need to be fast on old 286s etc. (same reason Windows 3.0 APIs lacked a lot of bounds checking, BTW) and the format is a proprietary file system unto itself (doc files always come in sizes of multiples of 8192 bytes because that was the size of a block of data regardless of its content). But those times are long gone now. We should have a great appreciation for the people who worked really hard on decoding all this ten years ago and published some good Perl modules on CPAN.... I've read all that source code and it is insane. And we should have an appreciation for those who pushed Microsoft to go "open" with their Office formats. Openness was pushed into Office without users even realizing it, which is good for everyone.

    1. Re:This article has a ton of problems by dbIII · · Score: 2

      First of all, if you're trying to make a statement of how a product must "die" due to transgressions from the 1980

      If those transgressions are still there (eg. the way MS Word loses images off the page where you put them) despite the passage of a lot of time then it's a perfectly valid opinion.

  43. Word does an excellent job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has a user interface and thoughtful functionality that blows the competition away (yes, I've tried them). There are plenty of open-source competition but their UI is just terrible. It's a word processor damnit. If you can't put together a decent UI for something so simple, how can you expect an entire operating system to beat Windows?

    Seriously. Programming interfaces be damned, Word does an excellent job for its target audience.

  44. Word fails the 80/20 rule by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    It's a featureful app, but I hate having to dig through the UI to accomplish the most basic tasks.

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    1. Re:Word fails the 80/20 rule by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      It's a featureful app, but I hate having to dig through the UI to accomplish the most basic tasks.

      How does Word fail the 80/20 rule when you admit that the problem isn't the tool or it's features but the fact that you refuse to learn how to actually use it? Get off your butt and take a MS Word class. If you can't afford it, there are Microsoft tutorial videos and youtube videos ...

    2. Re:Word fails the 80/20 rule by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      You sir do not understand what the 80/20 rule is. Thanks for playing.

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    3. Re:Word fails the 80/20 rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest problem is that the 80% of use comes from a *different* 20% of functions for different people. Although frankly I think there's a 95/5 split that they have nailed down correctly (save, open, print, typing, bold, underline, font size -- things like that are almost everything to almost everybody), then maybe a 4/20 that's different for each user.

  45. This means what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So an elitist who knows WAY more technology than the average writer, thinks that the tool that the vast majority of people use is...bad and ill-suited for the job.

    ok.

  46. Yes you can, it hasn't changed much by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Yes you can, it hasn't changed much and a lot of people are still using MS Word 2007 anyway.

  47. Flat text, 7-bit ASCII, it should work on TTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an actual write, the use of excess formatting actively interfere with writing. The PowerPoint wannabe's should all be locked in a meeting room and forced to feed on each other while the rest of us get work done.

  48. Lack of competition = stagnation by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you really believe Word has advanced and improved since 2006?

    There is a recurring problem with software development in recent years, where one player has become dominant, the barriers to competition are so high that it has no real challenger for a long time, and the result is stagnation. There are numerous examples: Microsoft Office for business documents and spreadsheets, Adobe Creative Suite for graphics, Autodesk applications in the 3D modelling space, IE6 as the classic beloved of web developers everywhere, and as an odd one out just to make the point, Linux if you want an OSS operating system.

    There are a few ways out of the trap, but the big problem is that the people making purchasing decisions often aren't interested in assessing the quality or productivity benefits of alternative software, or even able to make informed judgements about those things if they wanted to. No-one ever got fired for buying the market leader, so while they know that the new subscription pricing model will give vendors even less incentive to actually improve anything or the support contracts are probably far more expensive than they're actually worth or the TCO will be horrendous because of usability problems, they'll carry on using these leading products anyway so their careers aren't at risk.

    That creates a vicious circle where no-one is willing to invest the staggering amounts of time and money required to build a heavyweight competitor that can effectively challenge an incumbent. Instead, we get open source clones or cheap-and-simple web/mobile apps, which do a good enough job to save some users paying for the heavyweight commercial software, but in most cases offer little real innovation and almost invariably lack the quality and feature set of the established big names. That's why the professionals spending serious money keep buying those big names, and so the cycle continues, with little incentive for software giants like Microsoft to improve their cash cows or innovate with entirely new products.

    I think the most likely way out of this in the long term is for a new product to arrive that changes the rules and moves the market. With formal printed documents becoming less popular and an increasing emphasis on on-screen presentation and collaborative editing, is a word processor still a good model to manage business information? We have far more powerful (and systematic) formatting capabilities in numerous browsers that can render HTML+CSS content. Probably every programmer reading this routinely uses far more powerful editing, review and collaboration capabilities in their everyday tools. I don't just want Word 2014 any more. I want something that helps me collect, organise and share information in ways that match how we'll be living and working in 2014. And a tool that does that might have a small chance of breaking the Word stranglehold.

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    1. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also a lot of these "problems" do not affect the average user. Charlie is talking about writing novels in Word, which is probably not the best choice.

      Most Word users do not write novels in Word.

    2. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by nuckfuts · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With formal printed documents becoming less popular and an increasing emphasis on on-screen presentation and collaborative editing, is a word processor still a good model to manage business information? We have far more powerful (and systematic) formatting capabilities in numerous browsers that can render HTML+CSS content.

      You must be kidding. Microsoft Word has far more formatting capabilities than any HTML + CSS content I'm familiar with. Try creating text with a multi-coloured gradient fill and a drop shadow. Try representing a complex mathematical equation. Try inserting a pie chart. Try inserting a date field that updates automatically. Try rotating a block of text by an arbitrary number of degrees.

      Then consider that fact that many people using word processors in business today are capable of doing all these things without knowing a single thing about coding.

    3. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually HTML+CSS can do all those things. Your comment about programming is weird, because presumably you would just use a WYSIWYG interface rather than writing the code by hand, the same as any modern word processor.

      The real problem with HTML/CSS is that it isn't designed to format documents with precision, it's designed to describe the presentation of information. In Word when you set a font to 14pt you get a 14pt font on the screen and on your printer. In CSS setting a font to 2em or 24px results in an on-screen/paper font size that is dependent entirely on how the browser is set to render it. 2em is relative to the base font size selected by the user, 24px is relative to the DPI setting of the screen and the zoom level of the browser.

      I would love it if everyone used HTML/CSS because then documents would display in my preferred way with my preferred fonts and scales, but most people just want to quickly create something that looks exactly the same on everyone's screen and on paper.

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    4. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Visual Studio. Still shit after all these years.

    5. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be kidding. Microsoft Word has far more formatting capabilities than any HTML + CSS content I'm familiar with. Try creating text with a multi-coloured gradient fill and a drop shadow.

      That'd be the linear-gradient and box-shadow CSS elements, respectively.

      Try representing a complex mathematical equation.

      You mean like MathML? That one's not quite as supported, I'll admit, mostly because nobody really wants it in their browser in the first place.

      Try inserting a pie chart.

      Okay, now you're really losing track of the concept of a "document". You're also being a bit of a dick by jamming in really specific use cases most people don't care about. But regardless, that's what things like Google Charts is for.

      Try inserting a date field that updates automatically.

      That'd be pretty simple in the domain of JavaScript, yes. If you start complaining that HTML documents should be static and shouldn't be running code in their presentation, I would counter that neither should office documents, but you seem to consider THAT to be a STRENGTH of MS Word for some reason.

      Try rotating a block of text by an arbitrary number of degrees.

      Sounds like you want the transform CSS element; rotation is one of its simpler tools. Others include skewing, vector transformation, scaling, and arbitrary matrix transforms.

      Then consider that fact that many people using word processors in business today are capable of doing all these things without knowing a single thing about coding.

      ...people using word processors in BUSINESS have need to dump hideous multi-color gradients, rotated text, and drop shadows in their BUSINESS documents? That, sir, is not an endorsement of MS Word. That is an indictment against the current state of business, a state for which MS Word is to BLAME.

      But anyway, here's a few WYSIWYG editors to do just that. Note that some of them are even Microsoft products! How 'bout that?

      No, I'd say that the problem isn't HTML + CSS's limitations. As implied in your second sentence, the problem is that you just plain and simply aren't familiar with much HTML + CSS content.

    6. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      Microsoft Word has far more formatting capabilities than any HTML + CSS content I'm familiar with.

      Then, with respect, the problem here is partly that you're not familiar with what these other technologies can do. In a way, you're making my point for me: people stand by Word believing that it's a good tool, because they haven't seen ideas from different fields where things are done much better.

      Some of your specific examples can be done directly in HTML and CSS. Others might be better done using related but more specialised tools such as MathML and SVG, but then in Word they tend to be done by placing a box generated by a separate tool as well (and the tools in Word for things like creating equations are weak, as anyone who has actually tried to do serious mathematical typesetting in Word is painfully aware).

      However, my point wasn't to consider specific effects, it was to consider the underlying foundations.

      In HTML+CSS, you have a degree of structure in your document, and you can apply styles (and combinations of styles, and context-dependent styles) quite flexibly. There's plenty of room for improvement, but even what's there already makes the stylesheet facilities in typical word processor or DTP software look crude. One paragraph style and one character style, exclusive with all others? Really? And even then, a character style can't change its behaviour depending on which paragraph style it's in, so semantic styling is difficult.

      Then there's the general layout model. In HTML+CSS, we can easily position content relative to other content or to the screen/page in various ways, and we can even change those positions depending on the size or other properties of the output medium. Again, there's plenty of room for improvement, but in typical word processors or DTP packages, all you really get is some basic anchoring tools, and everything else has to be done (and redone) by hand.

      As a footnote, I want to emphasize that my goal here is not to compare Word with any one specific alternative model, such as HTML+CSS. My point is that there are other, better ways of doing things. HTML+CSS just happens to be a widely-used, practical example of how one type of thing could be done much better.

      Then consider that fact that many people using word processors in business today are capable of doing all these things without knowing a single thing about coding.

      Given the relatively high number of hideous documents I've seen created by those people and the relatively low number of polished, professional-looking ones, I'm not sure you're making a very compelling argument there.

      In any case, there is no reason we couldn't have a WYSIWYG interface that had a powerful, flexible underlying model instead of the crude and dubiously specified mess that most contemporary word processors and DTP packages use.

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    7. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by petteyg359 · · Score: 1

      Complex mathematical equations are easy. You've apparently never heard of MathML. It's been around for a few years.

      Text with gradient fills and drop shadows are easy. You've apparently never heard of SVG. It's written in XML, and it can do all of that. It's been around for many years.

      Date fields that updates automatically are easy. You've obviously never heard of Javascript. It's been around for two decades.

      You ought to occasionally push back that rock blocking the entry to your cave and visit the real world.

    8. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try creating text with a multi-coloured gradient fill and a drop shadow. .... Try rotating a block of text by an arbitrary number of degrees.

      Try doing any of that garbage at MY company and you'll lose your job.

    9. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly ! Imagine the nerve of people wanting to render and print documents that look exactly the same on their screen and when they print it out, and to be able to do it relatively easily with a GUI. The nerve ! What a bunch of idiots !

    10. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by nuckfuts · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, very easy. Just go learn MathML, SVG, and JavaScript. Apparently your idea of the "real world" is where everyone is conversant is 4 or 5 programming languages. As opposed to what actually happens in almost every business around, where people with minimal knowledge of computers and zero knowledge of programming can produce what I described with a single, widely-known application.

      The assertion that Microsoft Word should be deprecated in favour of a hodgepodge solution like yours, in the majority of situations, is laughable.

    11. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CSS can use typographics point no problem.

    12. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      I don't just want Word 2014 any more. I want something that helps me collect, organise and share information in ways that match how we'll be living and working in 2014. And a tool that does that might have a small chance of breaking the Word stranglehold.

      So you want Google Docs? SMH. Whether we like it or not, Word is the document standard. I have tried all the serious competitors with their robust abilities. All I want is my documents to look exact the same across all programs. When that happens and it isn't Word, I will leave. Until then, I will stay with the market leader (until Microsoft kills itself or sunsets Word)

    13. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      So you want Google Docs?

      No, Google Docs (Drive, whatever) is actually about as far from what I want as you could get and still be talking about software that actually exists. Google Docs is a gimmick, a toy with a poorly designed user interface, barely any features for serious content creation, and no powerful/flexible formatting tools whatsoever.

      I have had the misfortune to work on projects where the clients used Google Docs. To my knowledge, not one of those projects was still relying on Google Docs at completion. Everyone switched back to grown-up software, or at least permitted its use for the serious documentation work.

      Whether we like it or not, Word is the document standard.

      Right. You did read my post before you replied to it, particularly the 90% of it that was about how it's a problem when one technology becomes dominant and people wind up going with that technology not because it's good but because it's the "safe bet"?

      All I want is my documents to look exact the same across all programs.

      Then create them using TeX and send the output using PDF. You've got a much higher chance that everything will still work identically next week, or next year, or next decade with these kinds of tools, because they are designed with reasonably well-specified underlying models.

      Of course, in practice having a consistent appearance isn't all you want, and that's why most people won't find the TeX world a useful alternative to Word. It's another instructive example of how some things could be done much better, though.

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    14. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by petteyg359 · · Score: 1

      Right, because there aren't WYSIWYG editors for all of the above. You ought to occasionally ignore the imaginary personalities you invent for your straw men friends and visit the real world.

    15. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by nuckfuts · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here's an imaginary scenario: As a consultant I go into any business and say "I've got a bright idea. Let's get rid of Microsoft Word and start using HTML + CSS + MathML + XML + SVG + JavaScript + whatever WYSIWYG editors I can find for them". You know what else would be imaginary? My credibility.

    16. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by duane_moody · · Score: 1

      HTML/CSS does not do gradient fills on text. An academic document markup language two decades old still has no native markup for math, cannot horizontally condense or stretch lettering, bullets are limited to images or prebuilt categories, and text justification has no conception of hyphenation despite most browsers shipping with dictionaries. Kerning does not exist; in fact typographical rendering is so unreliable that experimental specs are being tested in CSS to control it more strictly.

      To paraphrase what you said, it's not (and was never meant to be) a page description language. The pros are that it by design scales, the con is that it is still too unsophisticated to render much more than blocks (and I do mean blocks) of text alongside blocks of media. We could be doing much better but the painful fact is that the W3C does not go out of its way to hire graphic artists to develop spec.

      As a designer, I work with the compromise that my pages display in the intended way but do not prohibit user styles from altering them. That's what responsive design's supposed to do.

    17. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      The assertion that Microsoft Word should be deprecated in favour of a hodgepodge solution like yours, in the majority of situations, is laughable.

      Did anyone here actually assert that, or anything remotely resembling that? I don't see it.

      The point here isn't that there is a viable alternative to Word that does these things right now. The point is that it is unfortunate no-one is even trying to write that viable alternative when there are much better ideas out there than what Word does today. If you want a WYSIWYG document preparation tool, you're stuck with Word, including many horrible limitations it comes with that were solved in related fields literally decades ago.

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    18. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by petteyg359 · · Score: 1

      I hope that there are very few people that do their graphics editing inside Word, so using an external tool like Inkscape shouldn't be a burden. For the rest of the listed items, except MathML, try Maqetta (http://maqetta.org). You could get bonus reputation points for your company by convincing them to sponsor MathML support in Maqetta. If you need a more advanced editor, try JetBrains WebStorm.

    19. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      There is a markup for Math. It is called MathML it just never caught on.

    20. Re:Lack of competition = stagnation by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      You can try this MathML browser test. I can see the math notation just fine on Firefox.

  49. Not having children with latex by tepples · · Score: 1

    I thought latex was for not having children.

  50. Firefox and LibreOffice upgrades aren't paywalled by tepples · · Score: 1

    but if a word processor doesn't support a feature in a newer version of the document format, well.....tough shit. I don't hear anybody bitching about how Firefox 3.6 doesn't fully implement CSS3, accordingly people shouldn't bitch about how Word 2000 doesn't implement features new to Word 2010!

    There's a difference between complaining about old Firefox and complaining about old Word. Upgrades from Firefox 3.6 to Firefox current release aren't paywalled. With Word, on the other hand, if someone sends you a document that uses a new feature, but you haven't yet budgeted an upgrade to a version of your word processor that can handle the new feature, then as you said, tough shit.

  51. Documentation by tepples · · Score: 1

    The format is a binary record format. Each record begins with a record length and a record type indicator.

    In other words, not unlike PNG's chunked format. But why weren't this binary record format and the meaning of each record type documented publicly earlier?

    1. Re:Documentation by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      They were. Microsoft published the format specifications in a physical book years ago. You can download the latest version here:

      http://download.microsoft.com/download/0/B/E/0BE8BDD7-E5E8-422A-ABFD-4342ED7AD886/Word97-2007BinaryFileFormat(doc)Specification.pdf

  52. Don't blame the user by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Someone who users MS Word more than anyone reading this site has spotted some problems and you are bitching that he is "non-technical"? I suppose if he used the program less and did some technical stuff instead you would dismiss him as not using the program enough to comment on it?
    We shouldn't blame the users for usability problems. That's where we have to lift our game instead of throwing insults back.

    1. Re:Don't blame the user by fluffy99 · · Score: 2

      Someone who users MS Word more than anyone reading this site has spotted some problems and you are bitching that he is "non-technical"? I suppose if he used the program less and did some technical stuff instead you would dismiss him as not using the program enough to comment on it?
      We shouldn't blame the users for usability problems. That's where we have to lift our game instead of throwing insults back.

      Not bitching, just stating the obvious. He's trying to argue that MS Word sucks on technical merits, but doesn't seem to have a good grasp of those technical details. Did you bother to read his article? The bulk of the article was a history lesson of MS Word file format changes. The wikipedia articles he seems to be paraphrasing are mostly correct about how Word used to store the files, but not real accurate for the current format. He only spends a single paragraph to state the features he doesn't like in very general terms, and then says MS Word must die because he can't avoid using it.

      The sensationalistic title of "Why Microsoft Word must Die" is a bit over the top, and smacks of a cheap tabloid rag. Not something worthy of someone with a few Hugos for novels.

    2. Re:Don't blame the user by dbIII · · Score: 1

      With respect, it's starting to look very ironic indeed that you are bitching at the user over their technical skills when you appear to know extremely little about the subject matter yourself. That old decade plus rubbish the user is complaining about is indeed still in the new file formats as binary data - the XML container just wraps it all up but the legacy crap is still inside.

  53. The ability too communicate by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    From a pragmatic developer's POV I'd say the invisible hand is still stroking Microsoft's cock because "the market" says MS Office is as "good as it gets" for now. For better or worse, by hook or by crook, Office is embedded in the corporate environment. Today, you still need Office to communicate with corporate customers who don't give a flying fuck what else you do, they just want you to read the word document and fill out the excel spread sheet they sent you.

    So while I don't like the way MS gained their monopoly, they were held to account long ago through the courts. From a pragmatic business POV, I have to agree with today's CIO's, given the environment they would have to be insane to stop buying Office licenses. That sort of bravery is best left to governments who have a big influence on electronic document formats because for many corporations the government is also their biggest customer. Which leads me to believe that eventually governments will define standard document formats with the same rigour they define standard weights and measures. Personally I think we are not ready for that yet since significant improvements are still occurring at a rapid pace.

    The market is still working out these sort of issues and slowly defining what "electronic document" means, the government has an important role to play in ensuring the result is something that "raises all boats". Governments were early adopters of electronic communications, their choices propelled the Office and Adobe boats into orbit. In many ways both products deserved their reward. But soon they will have to step down from the podium in much the same way the railroad barons did.

    What we have gained from the evolution of electronic documents since the WordStar generation has concentrated wealth into new hands but at the same time it has brought about a genuine technological revolution in human communications which is just as significant as the invention of the printing press and may eventually be seen as up there with the invention of writing itself. For a simple example, when I was a kid the Jetsons was a big hit, but adults also speculated that one day robots would build things and serve us, nobody really suspected they would replace the vast majority of (say) bank tellers within their own life time.

    Theoretically this is supposed to give us more leisure time but in practice it just raises our standard of living by allowing us to do more with the same amount of time. (assuming you're lucky enough to live somewhere with humane labour laws).

    Humans still communicate emotions with screams, hoots, moans and laughter like other great apes do, sometime in the last 100Kyrs we started talking and our obscure species suddenly (geologically speaking) shot to the top of the food chain. The change in the geological record is as dramatic as the Cambrian explosion - only in reverse. Most of those changes have been concentrated into the last 500yrs or so, on face value the geological record of the advent of humans looks like an asteroid strike, the only lasting thing that gives it away as human activity is the fact that asteroids with high levels of plutonium and plastic are exceedingly rare.

    Language gave us the ability to organise, plan and share experiences at the tribal level, writing notched it up to the civilization level, printing made two way communication available to millions of citizens and educated foreigners', each of these events lead to significant changes in the way humans organise their societies (most notably the size and complexity of tasks that could be undertaken by significantly larger groups of people). The internet will, or already has, reached N-to-N communication at the species level. I believe it will rapidly overtake and outperform religion in it's role of unifying people's across political/cultural borders.

    I'm in my 50's, I think the next century will see a spectacular jump in human capabilities and it will be as a direct result of the internet's potential for new

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  54. Beware of recruiters asking for MS Word format by dbIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The reason some recruiters want that is so they can edit your resume which IMHO they should never do unless you give your permission.
    People, if you make it as far as an interview be sure to have enough paper copies of your real resume to hand around in case you've been screwed over by the recruiters. In one case with me they cut out five years of relevant employment because they wanted to put forward one star canditate and two duds. My current employer short circuited the process by interviewing all three and no longer users that unethical recruitment agency.

    1. Re:Beware of recruiters asking for MS Word format by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Please name and shame them!

    2. Re:Beware of recruiters asking for MS Word format by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That was ten years ago (and in a land down under) but I've heard identical anecdotes since from the US, UK and Australia. Some recruiters justify it as tidying up the formatting, but even if they are doing that innocently do you really want some 18 year old recent high school graduate that cannot begin to comprehend what the technical terms in your resume mean editing the thing? However in my case it was an obvious example of padding one resume and stripping the other two. If they had not made some glaring mistakes on the padded resume and if I had not brought the original along to the interview they may have gotten away with it.

    3. Re:Beware of recruiters asking for MS Word format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason some recruiters want that is so they can edit your resume which IMHO they should never do unless you give your permission.

      Maybe, if they're dicks (and I'm sorry about your particular situation).

      I have a friend who's a recruiter and therefore has some familiarity with the process. The reason a lot of recruiters like the .doc format is because they have software which can scan the CVs from an applicant and pull out the necessary info such as name, birth-date/residency, work experience, skills and other pertinent information automatically from the document. Saves a lot of time when dealing with lots of applications and avoids spelling errors and other mistakes (when it works). However, the vast majority of these programs only work with Word documents due to the assumption that everyone and their dog has access to MS Word, and as such isn't an obstacle when submitting applications.

      PDF is seen as an obstacle because a lot of the programs won't be able to parse it, hence it's easier to just not deal with an application who can't submit their application in a way which makes it easy for the recruiter.

  55. Word is always the wrong tool for the job by Enter+the+Shoggoth · · Score: 1

    If you're wanting to simply edit text there are plenty of simple text editors out there that are more than up to the task and less crash prone than word.

    If you want it to look good or are archving and indexing large numbers of documents then you need a DTP or document markup system: eg. Interleaf, latex (steep learning curve and other issues aside), proprietary solutions from companies such as Canon.

    It's not until you have to assemble a set of conference papers for example when you see word and latex documents side-by-side do you realise how truly horrible word's output looks.

    In spite of the fact that the end result tends to look better both markup and document databases emphasise document structure and content vs the look.

    So in short; if it's short or ephemeral use a text editor, if it's long or has to be kept for a long time use something designed for the task, not word.

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  56. Printing from HTML/CSS by jimbrooking · · Score: 1

    Anyone needing to produce good-looking print-form documents from content that "lives" on the web should check out http://www.princexml.com/.

    Prince supports most CSS3 and has a number of CSS extensions that help you control formatting. So getting well-formed and styled HTML to print beautifully is a relatively painless step forward.

  57. With the "ribbon", I can't really use Word anymore by cshay · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have crappy memory. I'm not one to remember arcane macros or shortcuts. Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V is as far as I go.

    Never fear - nested menus always helped me find things.

    Now with the Ribbon in Office, first I have to search each of 5 or 6 ribbon views. They aren't grouped very meaningfully so it's basically a linear search. Then if I don't find what I am looking for I am basically stuck, since I can't remember how to find items that aren't on the ribbon, and I can't really search on them, because I am not exactly sure what they are called. So I end up using Word like a glorified notepad.

    The design team that killed the menus on Word (and those kids who are doing the same on browsers) don't realize the damage they are causing end users.

  58. I don't know about you people by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    But I use PageMaker...

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  59. uh oh by slashmydots · · Score: 2

    *clippy pops up*
    It looks like you're trying to kill me. YOU MUST DIE!

  60. Re:With the "ribbon", I can't really use Word anym by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

    Ridiculous complaint. The ribbon IS a hierarchical menu system just like the old one, still has on-screen-highlighted keyboard shortcuts just like the old one.

    Your complaint boils down to "I learnt where things were arranged in the old hierarchy and so they should never ever change."

  61. Re:With the "ribbon", I can't really use Word anym by cshay · · Score: 2

    Nope. Go to little drop down list at the very top and choose "More commands". Then in the dropdown for "Choose commands from" select "commands not in ribbon".

    And there you have it, and alphabetized single list of several HUNDRED commands that don't show up ANYWHERE in the ribbon...NOT organized by function so that you can find them even if you unsure what exactly you are looking for.

    The whole point of nested menus is it helps you explore to even know what you are looking for.

    Now get me my menus back in Chrome and I will consider using that too,

  62. Re:With the "ribbon", I can't really use Word anym by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

    The pre-ribbon Word also had hundreds of commands that weren't put on menus.

    Are you saying that you believe the ribbon is harder to explore than menus? (I can maybe see that if you don't want to hover over items to read the tooltip and instead want the text of the option visible straight away).

    Or are you saying that you believe that less functionality is effectively discoverable now via the ribbon than used to be through menus? (I find that doubtful, given how telemetry-guided the team was this time).

    Or are you saying that you just disagree with what functionality they chose to expose to explorers now vs before? (again, given all the telemetry-guidance, I find this hard to believe).

  63. Does it help you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Art of Digital Publishing: A foundation of combined standards to support the future of publishing
    http://www.eecs.berkeley.edu/Pubs/TechRpts/2012/EECS-2012-268.html

  64. Re:I get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [snip] just fine with other options... like Vim, of all things.[/snip]

    You sound pissed off with the author. You must be an Emacs guy.

  65. So I'm not insane after all. by Z00L00K · · Score: 2

    The behavior of Word including styles and formatting seems to be the invention from hell - some style templates seems to be as contagious as viruses and you can't ever get anything right as you want it. The number of times I have had to settle for "Good enough" are numerous and can't be counted.

    At least with HTML I can get some control over things, but the downside there is that it costs a lot of time to produce a user-friendly document instead.

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  66. I noted the last comment on the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I noted the last reader comment from the article "Another answer is that its too difficult to change all the documents and make everyone learn something else, so we should just keep using Microsoft Word". And my thoughts were: "What a fucking moron!" You don't keep using a crappy tool just because everyone is accustomed to using a crappy tool. You change to better tools and change what you have to. You can also automate the change from the old proprietary file formats to something new and then don't look back. (A non-idiot would change to a file format that isn't constantly changing, so you can read documents created 20 years ago without fuss).

  67. Re:Yes... and no. by Chickan · · Score: 1

    Like when I delete an extra space and it changes my font?

  68. Old Style... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny thing was that my old workplace used Lotus products in their day to day tasks and Ami-Pro and later Wordpro was used constantly for documentation editing and I even created a macro that allowed for a menu-style library for in-house documentation/forms... Then later came MS Word and everyone had to start using that and the problems just kept getting more frequent...

  69. Bach to basics? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Why does the author keep trashing the term "baroque"? Find a better word. How about "archaic"; you won't offend the Archaicians.

    1. Re:Bach to basics? by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Because the two words don't mean the same thing. "Baroque" was the perfect word to use. Look 'em up if you have the time.

    2. Re:Bach to basics? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It risks being misinterpreted regardless of any "official" meaning or origin. Us baroque music fans object to such usage. I'll send out the Musical Politically Correct Police to put horse heads that play Vivaldi in your bed if you encourage such use.

  70. Secret APIs by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 3, Informative

    Microsoft used secret APIs to give its programs an advantage over competitors. That had a big effect in the 1990's. It is apparently still going on in some things but we'll have to wait, as usual, a long time before it turns up in court records. And like before, the damage will have been done. The only way to stop it is to stop using M$ products.

    You can find more like that if you wade through the material of the Comes V Microsoft case at the now archived Groklaw site. Basically anything bad that has been said about M$ and the people that work there is true.

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  71. Bundling by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    MS Word took off when they started bundling it. For most people it was simple math: Either buy MS Word + MS Excel for the same price as WordPerfect or Quattro alone, or double up the money and pay for WordPerfect and Quattro. d

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  72. Wish list for open source better than Word by beachdog · · Score: 1

    Much as I disapprove of Word and it's complicated underlayer of kluge programs, the problem for open source software is how to coordinate and document multiple word processing sub-systems to put together a clean, balanced, and powerful word processing performance suite.

    Like Eric Raymond's model of the Cathedral and the Bazaar, the problem for open source software is to pull together small parts of a superior system from many independent authors and coordinate the accomplishments into districts and describe what each module does in a way that makes sense to the wide variety of visitors.

    For my wife, a very busy fast working touch typist, there needs to be a pushbutton "Word mode" to make the word processor behave keystroke by keystroke just like Word of the Office XP vintage. With her, she always is facing deadlines, writing furiously and always exchanging .doc files.

    For me, the problem with Libre Office is I am stuck with a version I downloaded outside of the Ubuntu Debian package system. I have lost track of the re-union of Open Office and Libre Office. Big embarassment for me, I don't have time to straighten it out.

    So how can open source free software move away from Word and become the clarity, quality and power leader?

                I really like the observation earlier that the office suites need specific development by area experts.
                The user documentation for add-in modules needs to be very good. That means OO or LO need a documentation system that can pick up new chapters and new cross references when a additional package is added to the word procesing suite.
                              I would like a 8-up card module, a mailing list module, a bulk email response tracking module, a wall-poster module, a fill in a scanned blank form module, a Google Docs module, a google blogger editor, a music quoting module, a classical greek quoting module, a school-teacher-class-student-parent database module, an rsync remote mirror and a paragraph checksum integrity module.
                            Another half of the battle is the suites need good example files. How about identical example files in American English, Dutch, German, French and classical Greek, Japanese, Chinese, Hindi. These language files would model how to set up OO in each of the languages. I would like to see example files of a short book, a term paper, tables, photos, movies, mathematical formulae and music notation with linked audio.
                Finally, another area where open source software is lacking is in the conversion from screen image to printed on paper image. There is a point where the WP program dumps data into the printer driver and control and knowledge about sheet size, ink and pixel size is embedded in some unknown place.

  73. We Can Put an End to Word Attachments by yotam · · Score: 2

    Richard M. Stallman already said similar things in his
        http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/no-word-attachments.html
    2002 article.

  74. Re:Yes... and no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LyX does the handholding for you.

    LyX has an incomplete grasp of anatomy, so it usually ends up holding something quite different from my hands.

  75. Re:With the "ribbon", I can't really use Word anym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Telemetry.. For whom?

    I doubt the needs of occasional superusers, as it were, are included much in those studies. Want to bet that it's a bunch of college students, housewives and Old People they're studying?

  76. Please Don't Send Me Microsoft Word Documents by psychonaut · · Score: 1

    His criticisms of Microsoft's deliberate lack of interoperability, ever-changing file-format, and attempts to establish market dominance by force aren't new, but of course it's always good to hear them publicized and repeated. About ten years ago I wrote a similar article, Please Don't Send Me Microsoft Word Documents, which includes links to even earlier essays by others.

  77. control codes and hierarchical style sheets? by bytesex · · Score: 1

    You mean, like HTML?

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  78. From a user perspective by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Each turn of the crank of Word is a new and different product. The migration from Word 2003 to 2007 to 2010 and beyond is as steep as moving from Word to OpenOffice. It's boringly predictable that when discussing the manipulation of a document over the phone where each person has a slightly different version of Word (that is, no on screen document sharing) it's pointless because so many of the controls and how those controls operate are different. But hey at least it's not Excel which is even worse.

  79. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rapture of the Nerds co-author who? Exactly.

  80. Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to think that Word is somehow better than other tools, where in fact it is a mediocre tool that has severe usability flaws.

    The ways that Word messes up documents beyond any hope of restoration are endless. Insertion of a picture in a multipage document is always a gamble. It might very well work, but every once in a while your document becomes corrupt. If you save the document in that state you can start over.

    I've got a document that looped pages, going Page-Down on the last page got you to page 5. Saving that mess filled up the disk.

    Word is unsuited for any purpose other than one page, one off, notes that are of no importance. For real work it is a liability, certainly not an asset.

  81. Overthinking this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These kinds of debates totally miss the point, the user experience. Word does it right. It gives you every possible way to create consistently styled products, AND it lets you do whatever you want. Thats the right way to build a user app that does something as basic as word processing.

  82. Article gets history wrong by MasterOfGoingFaster · · Score: 1

    This article is not worth reading. Someone who doesn't use MS Word is whining about everyone standardizing on .DOC files.

    His history is totally wrong - claiming Word came from work with Apple/Jobs/Macintosh, but it was actually on Xenix (called MultiTool, IIRC), then DOS before the Mac shipped. It was written by Charles Simonyi, who developed the first GUI word processor at Xerox PARC. So the development order was PARC, Xenix, DOS, then the Mac. Word 2.0 for DOS was an amazing tool, and I dumped Word Perfect for it.

    He makes so many claims that are just flat-out wrong that I felt compelled to save others from this time sink.

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  83. yes by Tom · · Score: 2

    Can Free Software do any better, than to imitate the broken Microsoft model?

    Yes, it could. Unfortunately, it doesn't because some morons have decided that copying is more important than inventing.

    There are a couple of really good and different tools, like LyX. But honestly, the problem with productivity tools like these is that they aren't cool and sexy, so it needs momentum to carry the developers, because the coolness alone doesn't do it.

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  84. summary is flat-out wrong by sribe · · Score: 1

    Rapture of the Nerds co-author Charlie Stross hates Microsoft Word, worse than you do.

    No. No he does not.

  85. who needs to understand the document? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the question is, do you want a machine to understand your document or a human?
    i want the printer to print a document. it's all copy and paste and mark and format, fat, underline, italic text.
    my n00b-ness extends so far, that i use gnome viewer to rotate a picture, because it's easier then gimps rotate, then
    i "print-screen" it, then copy-paste it into gimp and crop it there, because the gimp can crop but gnome viewer cannot, then i save
    it as a new image and "insert image" it in open office writer.
    now if i can just figure out how to make a square lined transparent box in the gimp. maybe i should write a pascal program to draw a square box, then
    "print-screen" that? silly ...

  86. I wrote a 2000-page book in LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well, I wrote a 100-page book in Word, and it was such an awful experience that I learned LaTeX and wrote a 2000 page book in it. Word breaks down very, very quickly when the page count hits three digits. Word is not designed for books! It's designed for one-page letters and envelopes.

    LaTeX is an abominable, hair-pulling, uber-frustrating, insane mess sometimes, but it's one that gets the job done! Once you learn a few quirks, it generate beautiful PDFs.

    The one big drawback to LaTeX is inline images. They're insanely quirky and almost impossible to flow properly.

  87. WriteNow ! by speedlaw · · Score: 1

    WriteNow 4.0....It hasn't gotten better since then, and for most wordsmiths who don't work in a corporate environ, it has only gotten worse.

  88. Re:Yes... and no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Authors shouldn't know what a line is either! You're trying to typeset before you've finished authoring.

  89. Avery Labels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever I need to print Avery Labels I run LO from USB. Word is horrible at printing labels from a recordset.

  90. I made it happen by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

    In 2002 I switched over to LaTeX and took an oath never to create another Word document as long as I lived. So far, so good!

    LaTeX has a big learning curve, but it creates beautiful documents and is math/science friendly.

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  91. Re:Yes... and no. by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Point...sometimes. When you are trying to display a box with wrapped text in it...

    Perhaps LaTex has a decent way of doing this, but I never found it.

    At the time I was trying to display params for functions in a class in a consistent and visually separated way. So I needed to wrap the text. And I couldn't get LaTex to wrap the text within the box without hand adjusting after every change. And these changes tended to cascade down the page(s) so after every change I had to check all text beneath it for alterations.

    P.S.: I'm clearly not a Tex wizard, but that was too steep a learning curve for me. LibreOffice was much better. Yes, I'll grant that you can do ANY text formatting in Tex. I wouldn't be surprised if it were Turing complete. This doesn't make it a reasonable platform to use.

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  92. New office document idea by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    What I would like to see is an extension of the Excel tabs concept, but where any tab can be any kind of document. So, a single Office file can have a word processing document, a couple of spreadsheets, and a powerpoint slide, and any element of any tab can be referenced by any other tab so you can have a chunk of the spreadsheet tab dynamically embedded in the word tab.

  93. Stagnation, or Maturity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may not be Stagnation but Maturation.

    Many things reach a point of diminishing returns where improvements come very slowly. Scientists are not discovering new cures or drugs in their home lab anymore, the resources needed to make the tiniest of steps requires more and more effort to obtain.
    Breakthroughs are rare and unusual events that will spark thousands of new discoveries but then those slow down as well.

    Word is likewise at a point of being Mature, small improvements can be made but really unless somebody comes up with something drastically new there isn't much room to go.

    1. Re:Stagnation, or Maturity? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Word is likewise at a point of being Mature, small improvements can be made but really unless somebody comes up with something drastically new there isn't much room to go.

      This is a valid point, but I think you nailed it with your qualifier there: "unless somebody comes up with something drastically new". Plenty of related fields offer inspiration for how that drastically new alternative might work, but we're stuck in a rut and not bothering to look at them.

      However, I don't think it's true that maturity is the explanation for most of the examples I gave before anyway. It's easy to suggest substantial improvements that could be made in almost every case, and the wish list sites and discussion forums for these software products are full of repeated feature or bug fix requests from people who actually use the software. But as long as those people keep on paying for what is already there, what is the incentive to improve it for them?

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  94. Slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does Word get the job done? Is it better and more feature rich than anything else on the market? Arguably? Can it import, use and save to any format (including the little used but overhyped .odf) Yes. Do more people use it than any other word processor? Yes.
    So what's the fucking story? There isn't one except that some coder isn't happy and probably messes with more lines of code than actual lines of prose ever committed to a word processor.
      Yes, its code base is a mess partly because so many people want it to do so many things. Most people barely isr 1-2% of its feature set but everyone uses different 1-2%'s, which is why the base is so broad.

  95. Wang, TROFF, LaTeX, Macs and Word by FreedomFirstThenPeac · · Score: 2

    [greybeard alert] The WYSIWYG interface of the IBM Selectric was ugly, corrections were messy and revisions were time and money lost. We were more careful programming when we got one turn around a day and used punch cards, similarly, we were careful and detail oriented when creating a document took a specialist (a "secretary") to create and change it. When the first Wang CPT-like systems entered the staff (USAF) we quickly noted that documents suddenly had to be perfect, corrections weren't allowed and the curmudgeons like to complain about the change in focus from content to format. The hapless staff officer would run around with the 8" floppy with the electronic version of the document, and every little nit picked resulted in a new printing, offices revisited, and signatures. TROFF and TeX both seemed to let you focus on content (again), but it seemed that people spent so much time tweaking the layout that that dream was lost. WYSIWYG was supposed to fix that, but the quality of the theses my students turned in did not reflect that dream so much as their desire to dazzle with really fancy font and alignment and equations that were typeset soooo prettily, surround by words that did not seem to matter so much. For a while I was a bit of an HTML 3.0 is all you really need Luddite, and highly structured CSS seems like a jump three steps back (JMP *-3) in complexity just to try to get back to where we were when all you could do was size, bold and italic (or is that em?). Sheese, I'm going back to hand-written. Maybe even carved in stone or clay.

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  96. Ballmer's hegemony, not leadership in Microsoft. by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Any type of hegemony will have awkward repercussions and collateral damage.

  97. What Office Suite doe Microsoft Use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's obvious from the horrible useability aspect and its constant crashing that
    Microsoft could not possibly be using their own product at a corporate level.

    If they did, it would be the most efficient, bullet-proof app out there.

    So exactly what DO they use?

    If it IS Office that they use, then I have serious doubt about the corporation as a whole.

  98. Re:With the "ribbon", I can't really use Word anym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +6 Insightful

  99. Pageless Word documents by pne · · Score: 1

    Why does it always (not just default) assume that you are using "pages"? I would like to type a dozen chapters or so, each of around 20-30 kB of text. No pages. I don't want it to break my text.
    Typesetting and page formatting is something I want to leave to the publishers. I don't want to write "documents" for either paper or web. I write novels, not pages.

    Word used to have a mode for that, where it displayed things without most formatting.

    I believe it was a successor of the times when machines weren't quite fast enough for real-time WYSIWYG, so you would only turn on WYSIWYG mode when you wanted to check the pages... but you could work without.

    Sadly, they removed that mode several versions back.

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    1. Re:Pageless Word documents by Inda · · Score: 1

      It still has that mode. It never went away.

      Default shows print layout. A better option is draft or web layout.

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    2. Re:Pageless Word documents by pne · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks. I must not have been looking properly.

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    3. Re:Pageless Word documents by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Draft mode still does "pages", font changes, justification and other layout-specific things that only makes sense from a publishing context.
      It's draft publishing, not draft writing.

      Web mode does the same, except for not doing pages, but instead allowing overlays. Like if someone annotates my text using a text box, it becomes a floating overlay, and a big pain, especially when adding/removing text blocks.

      So, no, Word does not offer a layout-agnostic environment at all.

  100. go freeware by sumitjadhav137 · · Score: 1

    there are lots of freewares that are way better than MS word

  101. Multi-paradigm by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

    Is supporting multiple conflicting paradigms really a bad thing ?
    It reminds me of discussion about programming languages. For example, C++ supports both procedural and object-oriented programming and is often regarded as ugly but not as much as perl which supports even more conflicting paradigms. Yet both languages are very good at getting things done.

  102. Word may be crap and we want it to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but what will replace it as a de-facto stanrdard of Word Processing?

  103. Yes, we can do better by descubes · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's possible to do better. But inventing new models is not easy, and it's an uphill battle.

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  104. Re:With the "ribbon", I can't really use Word anym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "several HUNDRED commands that don't show up ANYWHERE in the ribbon...NOT organized by function so that you can find them even if you unsure what exactly you are looking for."

    And not organized by function, so you have to flick through up to several hundred even if you have some idea of the basic function the command performs and what group it SHOULD be a part of based on that fact.