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  1. Next Gen Q on Ask Slashdot: How To Introduce Someone To Star Trek? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Next Generation Q episodes are the most demented fun. From Picard waking up in bed after a sexual encounter only to be greeted by Q to my favorite exchange in the final "All Good Things" episode:

    Elderly Picard: Q, where's the anomaly?
    Elderly Q raises horn to ear: Where's your mommy? Why, I don't know.

  2. Re:Savvy study author ... on Belief In Hell Predicts a Country's Crime Rates Better Than Other Factors · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Atheist countries"?

    It's amazing some people consider a term for not believing in magic as derogatory.

  3. Re:Correlation/Causation? on Women's Enrollment In Computer Science Correlates Negatively With Net Access · · Score: 1

    Creepy? Just because I offer to share my tentacle hentai?

  4. Re:Just like their trains... on Chinese Firms Claims It Can Build World's Tallest Tower in 90 Days · · Score: 1

    That Canadian show with Jules and Ricky sure makes it look glamorous.

  5. Re:They've Lost It on Microsoft Announces 'Surface' Tablet · · Score: 1

    ...why can't it be a new product category?

    It is a compromise between two existing categories. I'm glad a company with the technology and money of Microsoft will make this widely available. Sometimes real world use is needed to accept an idea that may look weak when analyzed from a distance.

  6. Re:Had to include a keyboard on Microsoft Announces 'Surface' Tablet · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it has a built in accelerometer, you could shake it upside down like an etch-a-sketch.

  7. Re:Had to include a keyboard on Microsoft Announces 'Surface' Tablet · · Score: 5, Funny

    The face palm multitouch gesture?

  8. Re:If RIM were a passenger jet... on RIM Manufacturing Partner Pulls the Plug On BlackBerry Phones · · Score: 1

    ...the post mixed together two of them.

    Yes, it was for comedic effect. Regardless, the RIM execs responding to the warnings would probably be someone like these guys.

  9. If RIM were a passenger jet... on RIM Manufacturing Partner Pulls the Plug On BlackBerry Phones · · Score: 5, Funny

    The stick would be shaking and an artificial voice would be warning: "pull up, pull up".

  10. Re:Parallel world. on How Steve Jobs Changed Google Plus · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are not alone.

  11. Re:Irrelevant on Did Neandertals Paint Early Cave Art? · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Bono Extension of Neanderthal copyright Terms (BENT) would increase copyright to 50 millennia to foster the creativity of extinct species.

  12. Re:Alot better than ATI on Torvalds Slams NVIDIA's Linux Support · · Score: 1

    ...want to roll your eyes and ignore him.

    Warning signs of this syndrome: growing a Stallman beard. Look out!

  13. Re:Does a guest know it's a guest on US-CERT Discloses Security Flaw In 64-Bit Intel Chips · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is an illegal exit. You must return to game grid. Repeat! This is an illegal exit. You must return to the grid.

  14. Some things money can't buy... on Rare Operating Apple 1 Rakes In $374,500 At Sotheby's Auction · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...a retail price of $666.66, a number that garnered complaints among conservative Christians

    A new Apple I, $666.66. Upsetting conservative Christians, priceless.

  15. ...canned pet food would have been an appetizing improvement.

    Fighting packs of dogs for food builds character, just like dodge ball.

  16. Re:...it's the only way to be sure. on Antibody Cocktail Cures Monkeys of Ebola · · Score: 1

    Hit it hard and hit it fast...

    I'm way ahead of you!

  17. Re:Tired of Google's lack of product maintenance on Google Blockly — a Language With a Difference · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you violate this expectation too many times, people will stop paying attention.

    This very true line made me think of network executives and programming *cough* Firefly *cough* Caprica.

  18. Re:more importantly on 'Inventor of Email' Gets Support of Noam Chomsky · · Score: 1

    The ultimate authority must always rest with the individual's own reason and critical analysis.
    --Dalai Lama

  19. Consolation on Russian Programmers Dominate At Google Code Jam · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least the US is still number one in financial scams and reality TV. Snooki can't program.

  20. Re:Malcolm Gladwell is a Pseudointellectual on History Will Revere Bill Gates and Forget Steve Jobs, Says Author · · Score: 3

    ...the chinese say the number 13 as "three and ten", building the number out of simpler, more fundamental numbers, whereas in the US children must learn an entirely new word: "thirteen".

    The etymology of -teen : combining form meaning "ten more than," from O.E. -tene, -tiene, from P.Gmc. *tekhuniz (cf. O.S. -tein, Du. -tien, O.H.G. -zehan, Ger. -zehn, Goth. -taihun), an inflected form of the root of ten

    So thirteen is a stylized form of three and ten, which makes Gladwell's claim even weirder.

  21. Re:Conflict of interest on Audacious Visions For Future Spaceflight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Tyson... He's an entertainer. It's like getting John Travolta's opinion.

    One's a scientist, the other is a scientologist. People who can't see the difference is what the summary is warning about.

  22. Memories on History Will Revere Bill Gates and Forget Steve Jobs, Says Author · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates? Yeah, I remember him. Steve Jobs? Hard to forget.

    Malcolm Gladwell? Who the hell is that?

  23. Re:Easy on Where Are All the High-Resolution Desktop Displays? · · Score: 1

    ...staring Scott Bacula

    Bakula. You are thinking of Dracula. Though, Bakula as a vampire captain in Enterprise would have been entertaining. He would have ears to match T'Pol.

  24. Re:Maybe hope but not Affordable on Where Are All the High-Resolution Desktop Displays? · · Score: 2

    B) expect the Retina Macbooks to be in the $2000-2500 range.

    From a leaked price list of new part numbers referenced to expected models, it looks like the 13" will be US$1199, 15" will be US$1799. Go to apple insider.com for details.

  25. Re:Quick Fix on After Launch Day: Taking Stock of IPv6 Adoption · · Score: 1

    still need to be taught how to speak a new protocol

    Yes, I said so above though not in the original post. Nobody said anything about not needing an upgrade. You are arguing against a phantom.

    IPv6 is much more than just an extension of the addressing space.

    Yes, I said so above, again not explicitly in the original post because that was the point: the extra features slowed adoption.