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  1. Re:My Rant Continues on How Much Do Employers Budget for Education? · · Score: 2
    Who said anything about sacrificing everything? I simply noted that if you can't learn something from a technical book, a technical career is not for you.

    I'm glad I got you all hot and bothered though. Cheers.

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  2. Re:Books are a limited source. on How Much Do Employers Budget for Education? · · Score: 2
    Why do I get the impression your technical background consists of having read titles such as: HTML Engineering for Dummies, Teach Yourself Javascript in 45 Minutes, Get your MCSE and Get a Nicer Car, HTML Unleashed, The Complete Idiot's Guide to the World Wide Web, and Computers for Fun and Profit? If you need to be spoon fed "so that your brain can swallow it easier" maybe you should get out of the industry.

    Oh. By the way, books don't have "skill retention". You do.

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  3. Re:Google's following Yahoo on images.google.com · · Score: 2
    They do. It appears to be on by default, and works pretty good as far as those things go. I searched for "cunt" and didn't see too much pr0n. Turn it off and you see some *cough* interesting stuff.

    The cunt coloring book was my favorite.

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  4. In related news on VA Linux Systems Leaving The Hardware Business · · Score: 1

    OSDN is switching to win2k due to it's superior reliability and Microsoft's strong market share. "Meltdowns" and other network sluggishness on all OSDN sites should disappear. Also, slashcode will soon be released under a shared-source licensing.

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  5. C# is gooood on Microsoft Plans "Shared Source" .NET · · Score: 2
    raelity: "The offerings include: a C# compiler, C# based ECMAscript compiler..."
    taco: "We would all benefit"

    What do you mean "we"?

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  6. Speaking of useful Mac hacks on MacHack Yields Clever Tricks With Apples · · Score: 2

    This is undoubtedly the leanest, meanest hack I've ever seen. It's a fun project, and if you have kids they'll love it.

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  7. Someone report this to SPIRAC on NetBSD Ported to AMD x86-64 (Sledgehammer) · · Score: 2

    you know...the Society for the Prevention of Incessantly Repeating Annoying Crap.

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  8. Re:I don't understand on Corporate-Sponsored Research Untrustworthy · · Score: 2
    we elect others to make decisions for us within the boundaries of the Constitution

    You mean "we" choose 1 of a handful of preselected individuals to make decisions for us. Freedom of choice, bah! There is no freedom of choice for the important things. It's all an illusion. 31 flavors of ice cream, 2 parties. 100 types of toilet paper, 3 nominees.

    America sucks.

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  9. Re:The Christian Science Monitor? on Corporate-Sponsored Research Untrustworthy · · Score: 1

    Amen.

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  10. Re:...I thought open source was bad for business?? on Red Hat In The Black · · Score: 1

    But if you slide this over here like so, and pull on this like this. Ah, there. Now you're free to compare them. They're no longer parallel.

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  11. Re:w00t! on Red Hat In The Black · · Score: 2

    Congranulations! You just won a pound of sugar.

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  12. Re:55mph... on Rental Car + GPS = Speeding Ticket · · Score: 2

    No, the worst drivers have all moved to St. Louis because crack is much cheaper here. Apparently all these rock smoking dimwits buy from the engineers who designed the world's finest highway feature: dual entrance/exit ramps hidden behind hills and intersecting other streets at accute angles.

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  13. Re:Right on, dude. on On the Question of Handhelds: iPaq Best? · · Score: 2

    "Daddy only sends me 500 bucks a month for my allowance" vs. "My intestines are bleeding from eating ramen, the only food I've eaten in the last 3 years"

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  14. Re:Actually... on Crank Up Your Webserver · · Score: 2
    Technology advances in small steps, not giant leaps.

    Precisely. That's why I'm busy modifying the design to run on hamster power.

    Run my little children, run, run!

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  15. stars in jars make your life miserable on Star In A Jar · · Score: 5

    I had a star in a jar in my dorm room years ago, but had to get rid of it. Its gravitational pull was preventing me from moving around much. I did grow some nice muscles, but I'm also horribly disfigured. It was pretty cool though.

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  16. the value of an mba to a techie on What is the Value of an MBA to a Techie? · · Score: 2

    printf("value is: %d\n", ((techie_t *)mba)->value); /*prints -1!*/

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  17. Re:Too Many Important First Concepts for OO on Java as a CS Introductory Language? · · Score: 2
    Yeah especially if you're teaching newbies. I think C is a good choice because it teaches you how things work on a lower level, without having to delve into assembly. Once they have a pretty good grasp of C, I'd say 80x86 assembly so they can get their hands dirty and get a much deeper appreciation for C (or anything other language for that matter). After that move on to a higher level language of your choice.

    Another thing I see great about C is that by the time they finish school they'll have some knowledge of a language used in production environments for tough jobs that java, perl, lisp, python, etc., etc. are just too high level (and/or too sluggish) for. And if you know C pretty well it doesn't much time to pick up other languages.

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  18. Re:RC5-64 seems a little out of date... on RC5-64 Project Teeters At The Halfway Mark · · Score: 3
    Heh. Reminds me of a thing in Bruce Shneier's Applied Cryptography:

    "One of the consequences of the second law of thermodynamics is that a certain amount of energy is necessary to represent information."

    "An ideal computer running at 3.2 degrees Kelvin [temperature of the cosmic background radiation of the universe] would consume 4.4*10^-16 ergs every time it set or cleared a bit."

    "If we built a Dyson sphere around the sun and captured all of its energy for 32 years, without any loss, we could power a computer to count up to 2^192."

    "These numbers have nothing to do with the technology of the devices; they are the maximums that thermodynamics will allow. And they strongly imply that brute-force attacks against 256-bit keys will be infeasible until computers are built from something other than mattter and occupy something other than space."

    Damn I love that. Bring on the cryptanalytic algae!

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  19. Re:Its a Good Thing Most /.'ers Dont Have Kids on Ethically Monitoring Your Kid's Net Access · · Score: 2
    No kidding! :)

    I mean damn. I mean...cut off your eyelashes and burn them in spite of the earwax. I mean censorship....I mean...uh...like that. You know what I'm sayin'? Right? Right? I mean...like...come on right? Right!

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  20. the pot calling the kettle black on Really Targeted Advertising · · Score: 2
    turn off those embarassing-product ads, please!

    No kidding, Timothy. I really don't want to drink anything called 'bawls'. Please remove the banner ads so we can all troll in peace.

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  21. monitor alleviates feelings of inferiority on NEC Announces 61-inch Monitor · · Score: 2

    Tokyo electronics company, NEC, released a huge 61-inch plasma monitor today. NEC spokesman, Keiichiro "Ketchup" Fujiwara, says it will alleviate much tension and feelings of inferiority among the workers at NEC. "We have long felt our NASDAQ symbol, NIPNY, is a racial slur and it has caused many employees to feel unmotivated," said Fujiwara. Then, while destroying an intricate model of New York City, he added, "This new monitor will force people to look at us differently, like Gojira rising from the deep to destroy Mosura." [ed: "Gojira" and "Mosura" are known in the western hemisphere as "Godzilla" and "Mothra", respectively]

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  22. Re:were's the fake Fubu and fake Nikes in plastic? on Shake While You Quake for $20? · · Score: 3
    Maybe that's why his kids look like a bunch of zombies. Then again maybe it's from inhaling all the dried guano in the cave.

    "Order by 2:00, and our team of child cave zombies will ensure your merchandise ships today!"

    That's some creepy shit.

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  23. Re:Latex! :-) on Shake While You Quake for $20? · · Score: 2
    Yeah, no kidding. I was thinking I'd buy a couple of the vibrating vests, some of the latex hand puppets, a neutra plaque battery powered toothbrush, and a few pizza cutters. Then my girlfriend and I could roll around in an olive oil filled inflatable pool while staring at Mickey Mantle posters.

    You know. For fun.

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  24. Re:Can you imagine... on MIThril, More Wearable Fun · · Score: 2

    And the cluster fits conveniently in a hamper, a closet, or wadded up on the floor.

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  25. Re:What the hell?!?!? on Cal-ISO Breach Revealed · · Score: 1
    "Well, noone has seen the suspect but we bet it was a black male aged in his 20s".

    And odds are they'd be right.

    Assuming of course that these police are in Zimbabwe.

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