Malwares in the Windows world have been using system service names for ages. Alas, I can't remember any specific names right now, but I remember wondering about errant CPU usage and investigating the executable name and then purging it.
In the olden days (before my time; I'll get off your lawn shortly) people would have to take turns playing on a console gaming system. You would sit there and watch your sibling or friend play for a while, and then trade off. So yes, watching people play games is normal. And yes, it's harder to watch when it's something you enjoy (and are good at, and you cringe at the mistakes).
Volcanoes are just a social construct designed by Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob?
Ew. That's an unusual combination of tabs and spaces.
...and also because of Emacs.
So how much trouble would the judge get in by replying to the email with the "Grumpy cat NO" meme?
Malwares in the Windows world have been using system service names for ages. Alas, I can't remember any specific names right now, but I remember wondering about errant CPU usage and investigating the executable name and then purging it.
Beware, you sound like that unreliable apps guy. Or the cow guy.
In space, nobody can hear you run ntpdate!
Oh, it's funny. It might be true, or not, but it's definitely funny.
Now, now. We don't use that word here. We use "you insensitive clod!"
Imma let you finish, but the Hindenburg had the largest volume of all time?
It's a back door in plane sight.
So they should be able to see it from a bird's-eye view, right?
YOUR MOM!
Wait, that's gravity. Never mind.
Oh, it is: Windows 10 is making Microsoft feel very secure!
And thus City Protective Services is born.
-1 for not mentioning "you insensitive clod!"
Are we sure they haven't told their people that they've already reached the moon?
Duh, or else he wouldn't have linked people to it. Self-abasement sells! (Or is that sex?)
s/Will Smith/Adam Sandler/g;
Yes, indeed. If White outs are a thing, I could see...
I like locking the door so nobody walks in on me while I'm in there! Any other time, yeah, no biggie.
Pee in an alleyway behind a bar!
In the olden days (before my time; I'll get off your lawn shortly) people would have to take turns playing on a console gaming system. You would sit there and watch your sibling or friend play for a while, and then trade off. So yes, watching people play games is normal. And yes, it's harder to watch when it's something you enjoy (and are good at, and you cringe at the mistakes).
Downloading different linux distros? I do that for business.
On the internet, nobody knows you're an ad!
Had they been going Zeno, they never would have reached their destination!
They've already replaced BeauHD with an AI?! That escalated quickly.